kittycelt's blog: "Politickles"

2 tough questions Body: 2 tough questions Body: Body: 2 Questions (No peeking - it will ruin it for you....) Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. By the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs... built the ark. Professionals... built the Titanic Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

For women voters: >>> Here we are already discussing the future President of theUnited >>> States in the Year 2008. >>>Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm >>>voting for, you will also agree. >>> >>>For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the >>>best solution: >>>It is probably time we have a woman as President. >>>My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all >>>the answers to our problems. >>> >>>PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! >>> >>> Very eloquently put...........don't you think? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I >>>have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... >>> >>>Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an >>>incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." >>> >>>Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. >>>I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." >>> >>>Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do >>>what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or >>>wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." >>> >>>Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking >>>somebody in the butt twice." >>> >>>Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works >>>much better if the salt accomp anies a Margarita." >>> >>> >>>"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate." >>> >>> >>>The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are >>>urinating and attend funerals. >>> >>>The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size >>>bucket. >>> >>>To err is human, to forgive: highly unlikely. >>> >>> >>>Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies >>>running around with tattoos and pierced navels? >>> >>> >>>Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a >>>Porsche than a Kia. >>> >>>After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be >>>dead. >>> >>> >>>If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five >>>minutes, nothing will happen, but you'll rob them of some much- needed >>>laughter. >>> >>>There's no one better for the job. >>>MAXINE HAS MY VOTE