For user friendly navigation, please visit Fubar.com


0 500 525 550 575 600 625 650 675 700 725 750 775 800 825 850 875 876 877 878 879 880 881 882 883 884 885 886 887 888 889 890 891 892 893 894 895 896 897 898 899 900 925 950 975 1000 1500 1716
Marriage....
Sunday, May 20, 2007 my one year wedding anniversary...... Current mood: happy Today is my one year wedding anniversary. One year. Wow. Honestly this year has been great and not so great. But, we can't be perfect all throughout the year, its just not possible.................................................. I look at my husband now, and I still think to myself he is one of the greatest people I may have ever come into contact with through my exsistence right now. I couldn't ask for a better mate, and friend. But like I aid by no means are either one of us perfect. there have been some pretty rough times, even before we were married, and there are still so many trials and tribulations now, but i wouldnt trade any of the times we have shared together. None of it. Through think and thin, here we still are. I remember the day he looked on our weddding day, and it almost brought tears to my eyes, when he was the one actually balling the whole time. He could barely do are
Marriage Mumm
Well, I recently opened a MUMM based on and ONLY aimed at my FRIENDS. Folks, let me tell ya, if it was a fight, they would have stopped it, lol! I appreciate the votes people, but everybody answered that WAS NOT on my friend list. It was not intended for ALL just my friends...and by the way, the ones with the no/nasty remarks...PLEASE. WHo are you to say no to anybody, lol! Thanks for proving this IS A BAR.
Married Life
Merry Meet, Hey those that will read this.. just got married on the 8th to a wonderful man... did it the courthouse way.. we are a strange mixture cpl.. but with so much in common.. we love to get freaky.. in the bedroom... we are on the fringes of the swinging life.. voyeurism type... we love to watch and/or be observed... neither of us is camera shy.. lol.. My friend gldkt (not real name)brought me to this site from another and I really appreciate her for it.. I don't know much about it.. and not on the puter much.. Hey got to have some time for us... I hope to be able to spend more when he is not using the good puter.. he is a computer consultant and we hope to have our own business up and running soon... life is good.. if you want it.. i am happy.. and thankfully so is he.. Blessed Be all... Merry Part.. Snugs
Marrige Degree
This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Marriage that many of you should be interested in. That's right, in just six semesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Spring Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas Summer Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 3am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Fall Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompet
Marry Me
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Marriage
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Marriage Humor
Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I >was looking for the expiration date." ------------------------------------------------- Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes and no." -------------------------------------------------- Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am >for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" -------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well
Marriage Studies Findings;-)
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
Marriage Lol
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Married 25 Years
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." But my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Marriage Commandments
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen . Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one . Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, und
Married For A Night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. . . he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Excuse me miss, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket!'
Married Sex
Let’s make love all night Until the sun comes up Like we use to do Before we had kids to take care of Let’s have a few hours of foreplay Just light kisses in all the right places Or maybe just cuddle whispering sweet nothings in your ear If not that then a sensual massage to put you in the mood Let’s get a little naughty for an hour or two I’ll play with your breasts and pussy until you are wet Then you can suck and stoke me until my cock is hard We’ll finish with a sixty-nine to remember Let’s just do it You on top riding my pole Grinding all the way down to the base After that my turn to control the action Finally we hold each other tight as we explode And a few hours before dawn we’ll try the swing First the fingers to lube you up again Then my tongue on your clit to make sure you’re ready Begging for my rod we make love to another orgasm At just before dawn We hold each other tight exhausted smelling of sex Looking i
Married For One Night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
Marriage Pact 12-12-12
I don't want to be left out. Anyone want to marry me December 12, 2012? (this 07-07-07 b.s. is so retarded!! Is there anything less news worthy? ...excluding Paris Hilton?)
Married On Ct!
How would one go about getting married on Ct?What's the whole idea behind it can anyone tell me please?Do you get points?I was going to Mumm but this seems more like a blog question I guess!!!
Married For The Night
Married for the night A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.
Marrage License Fill In
Hey I need some help does ne one know how to fill out a marrage license on here is so help me. Thanks to all
Marriage!
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good- looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, '
Married And Online
Welcome to my newest blog..it is based upon my opinion and I have chosen to share it with you all. Married and Online In my not so humble opinion I firmly believe married people in general have no place on a chat site geared toward promiscuity. This is of course my opinion and I am entitled to it as you are entitled to your own. I absolutely despise the use of the term "happily married" especially in conjunction with a page that contains less than proper photos. I think peoples ideas of happy are their own, but I do not believe a happily married person would be seeking out a playmate(s) online if they were so happy. I realize this blog will garner me no fans as most of the people online I do talk to are married. I am not here to air others laundry just merely state my opinion. I feel that married people should not complicate a bad situation with another bad situation. Some people prefer to have their fantasies and I do not. I won't criticize them for it...but I don't pers
Married Life- Makes My Eyes Tar Up, Such A Happy Ending
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to got out on the town and party with his good buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going Coohcy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door of the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "yes, Tootsie Roll, but at th
Marriage Solves All Problems...
alrighty i would like to know does getting married to someone after you been separated for a good time, solves all lifes problems between the two... to get married just becuz it would solve the problems of the two involved and make things better right away... wut do you think??? this situation is mine...
Marriage Proposal
Your Ideal Marriage Proposal Is Spontaneous, on a tropical vacation, when he realizes he can't be without you. What's Your Ideal Marriage Proposal?
Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife -
Married Couple 1 - Racist Rednecks 0
No trick plays here: Boise State star marries cheerleader fiancee, prays to end prejudice http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap-boisestate-johnson&prov=ap&type=lgns July 28, 2007 BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- Before Boise State running back Ian Johnson married the girl he proposed to on national television, the couple prayed to end prejudice. Johnson and Chrissy Popadics, the cheerleader he proposed to after scoring the winning points in the Fiesta Bowl against Oklahoma, were married Saturday in a traditional ceremony at Cathedral of the Rockies First United Methodist Church. Johnson, who is black, has said he received phone calls and about 30 letters, including personal threats from people who objected to his plans to marry his white fiancee. Johnson has not described the threats, and it is unclear where they came from. The ceremony began with the prayer and ended with the couple jumping over a broom -- an African tradition signifying the couple jumping into a new
A Marriage Of Two
A marriage of two is for love that is true A marriage of two is always something new A marriage of two happens sometimes out of the blue A marriage of two is worth it when its due A marriage of two is a marriage of trust Many can find themselves lost It can be an expensive cost They are only very few who have a clue of when love accrues A marriage of two is about love making It is not about money raking A marriage of two can be bad A marriage of two can be sad You should only be glad if A marriage of two is for love that is true
Marry Me Now Or Lose Me Forever
!!!This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." will be your Cherrytap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun so you can have a boyfriend or girlfriend in real life. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "cherrytap marriage'' Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Marriage On Fubar/tap ?
Marriage on Tap/Fubar the question is do you take it seriously on puter to be faithful to that person or do you play cyber Tramp and cheat online with another, Did you ever consider a Tap/Fubar divorce? Does anyone take this serious when they read that you are someone elses wife/hubby or slave/Master ok off my soap box I know its all in the cyber world but does that count for anything or is it just overlooked and gone on like the profiles that people don't know their gender and age? Giggles !!
Married Life
i got this from a friend thought it was funny A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just hol
Marriage Quotes Lmao...
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny
Marriage In Heaven...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, dey begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. "Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in H
Marry Me??
Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Married????
ok so here it goes... i "love" this guy who is in jail.. i put him there, didnt pay c.p. and we fought alot... but he wants to get married and start "fresh" when he gets out. like put a tattoo of my name on him and get married.. i mean i do love the guy.. we have been together forver. and in defence that we fight alot we also defend each other take care of each other help one another make aure everthing is ok with each other .. everything a loving couple does.. he even takes care of my other son thats not his! but is i buckle down with him, i cant "see" other men. and i really want to get to know this one guy. he's kewl as fuck, has kinda the same mind track as men, actully talks to me (like holds a convo).. good looking, has a job, and feels what i feel. wiether it be romantic or not he is a great person and i really wanna get to know him. only problem... he lives in another state. and im looking into comeing to his state to see him and meet him and really getting to know him but i
Married =]
It is official =] I am getting married!! Not some fubar marriage, either. We're so cute together
Marriage-minded Women Focus On Men's Faces
MONDAY, Aug. 13 (HealthDay News) -- When it comes to a woman's choice of a life-partner, a man's face may mean a lot, a new study finds. Many women regard men with masculine facial features -- such as a square jaw, larger nose and smaller eyes -- as unsuitable long-term partners, because they're more likely to be domineering, unfaithful, unaffectionate and poor parents, U.K. researchers have found. On the other hand, women believe that men with finer facial features -- fuller lips, wide eyes and thinner, more curved eyebrows -- to be more committed, less likely to cheat, and to make better parents, said the study by psychologists at Durham and St. Andrews Universities. For this study, British women were asked to view pictures of men's faces that were digitally altered to look more masculine or feminine and to predict the men's personality traits, including sexual behavior and parenting skills. The findings are published in the current issue of the journal Personality and In
Marriage & Dating Written By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Attaboy Alan) -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say
Married And Online
Welcome to my newest blog..it is based upon my opinion and I have chosen to share it with you all. Married and Online In my not so humble opinion I firmly believe married people in general have no place on a chat site geared toward promiscuity. This is of course my opinion and I am entitled to it as you are entitled to your own. I absolutely despise the use of the term "happily married" especially in conjunction with a page that contains less than proper photos. I think peoples ideas of happy are their own, but I do not believe a happily married person would be seeking out a playmate(s) online if they were so happy. I realize this blog will garner me no fans as most of the people online I do talk to are married. I am not here to air others laundry just merely state my opinion. I feel that married people should not complicate a bad situation with another bad situation. Some people prefer to have their fantasies and I do not. I won't criticize them for it...but I don't person
Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As E
Marriage
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Married Life
well as of august 4th 2007 @ 6pm, i am officially married for the 2nd time. i am sure this time its gonna be the right one. she treats me and my boys so well and i really love her to the end of the world. hey there mandy...love ya baby !!!
Marrage
my marrige is over my husband left me. i feel like my whole world is falling apart so fast i can't stop it. i keep thinking that if i would of stopped trying to change him so much to actually change myself a little things would be ok, like if i wasn't such a bitch he woulded of been such of an ass. i don't know wat to do anymore.
Married Twice
my bestfriend has been married twice and she wants 2 take back her 1st hubby's last name again. is it 2 weird?? her ist hubby just passed away and i thinks its an honor thing in memory.
Marriage
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last--more than passion or even sex. Simone Signoret, French actress
Married Men And Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend,What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."
Marry Me
This is called FUBAR MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do"... will be your FUBAR husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Whether your taken or not :- Repost this or your marriage will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of: MARRY ME
Marriott Hotel For Internet Main Event
Marriott Hotel for Internet Main Event What hotel is the World Internet Main Event being held? The event starts Thursday at the The Airport Marriott, San Francisco.There is some construction fun going on in the hotel - but we will notlet this stop the Main Event! When you arrive at the hotel, make sure that you find Howie Schwartz' table during breaks. He has a ton of bonuses for attendees at the hotel. And don't forget on SUNDAY the Main Event continues in Hotel Salon H at 7:30am for Howie's breakout session. world internet main event, Howie Schwartz,internet main event, internet marketing, online marketing, fusion power
Marriage Announcement
I am now fubar happily married to Ozzy70. I love you baby. I hope you like this marriage certificate that I had made for us. imikimi - Customize Your World
Marriage Expires After Seven Years
Great idea! Glamorous politician wants law to allow 7-year itch By Madeline Chambers Fri Sep 21, 4:00 AM ET Bavaria's most glamorous politician -- a flame-haired motorcyclist who helped bring down state premier Edmund Stoiber -- has shocked the Catholic state in Germany by suggesting marriage should last just 7 years. Gabriele Pauli, who poses on her web site in motorcycle leathers, is standing for the leadership of Bavaria's Christian Social Union (CSU) -- sister party of Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservative Christian Democrats (CDU) -- in a vote next week. She told reporters at the launch of her campaign manifesto on Wednesday she wanted marriage to expire after seven years and accused the CSU, which promotes traditional family values, of nurturing ideals of marriage which are wide of the mark. "The basic approach is wrong ... many marriages last just because people believe they are safe," she told reporters. "My suggestion is that marriages expire after sev
Married
I am married to my high school sweet heart. We have been together for six years and married for almost 2. I am devoted to my wife. We are comfortable enough with our relationship that we don't mind being on this site as long as the we know everything that is going on with eachother. No we are not swingers(Damn It) but we enjoy hearing what other people like to say about us and we don't mind commenting on others.
Married Men
Married or involved men: I don't mind being friends with you - ONLY friends. Don't insult me by asking me to sacrifice my self respect for you. Don't offend me by assuming I am some cheap tramp with no morals or values. Don't make me angry by disrespecting me.
Married
I married the first man i ever loved. I married my high school sweet heart. We have been married for almost 2 years now. We have a beautiful daughter that has her daddys charm. We have a very loving and trusting relationship. We are not swingers, but dont mind commenting on others or hearing what people think of us! I am proud of my sexy husband and dont mind hearing others say he is as attractive as i know he is! I am completely devoted to my husband and wouldnt trade our friendship for anything! I love you Hubby!
Marriage
Many of us settle for less than love ,even in our marriages. There are a lot of us who have the worst kind of marriage one that's an inddifferent one.You're not really in love with your spouse but you don't really dislike them either. Not good or bad just indifferent and you stay in them because you're afraid to start over, for the kids ,or fear.You've become comfortable in your "box" and are afraid to step out of it in to the unknown and start over .You're afraid if you do you might fail.As long as your married then you fail together. Some stay because you can't afford to live with a single income and you know you're partner can't either,(as long as you're having to support kids ) Some stay even when there's abuse involved because you're to scared of what your partner might do to you if you leave and that's more terrifing than staying. Some stay because that's what they saw from their own parents growing up and don't know that a marriage should be any different. Others star
Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" s
Married Love Of My Life
TODAY I MARRIED THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, CARING,SEXY AS HELL, AND I'M MADLY DEEPLY INLOVE WITH HER! I'M HONORED TO HAVE KERRI AS MY WIFE AND WILL ALWAYS TREAT HER LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS! I LOVE YOU MY LOVE!
Married Life - Makes My Eyes Tear Up, Such A Happy Ending !!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
Marry Me!!!
Hey is there anyone out there that wants to get married to this lovely lady on fubar??? I'm kinda lonely over here.:( :(
Married
hey all i just got married to faery dragon and jak horray me!!!!
Marry Me?!
This is called Fubar MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your Fubar Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Married
I'm getting married in Fort Wayne Indiana on June 1st, 2008. I will only have internet for a little while longer because I am moving there soon.
Married Women
Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT). The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!! Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuc
Marriage
Marriage Before marriage : She- Good day! He- Ah,been waiting for that for a long time! She- You want me to leave? He- Nope,never She- Do you love me? He- Of course,a lot! She- Have you ever cheated on me? He- No! Why are you even asking? She- Do you want a kiss? He- Sure,every chance that I get. She- Are you going to beat me one day? He- Are you crazy? I'm not like that! She- Can I trust you? He- Yeah She- Hunny! After marriage : (Read the text starting from the bottom to the top!) Which way has a better meaning of marriage?
Married
hi all...so sorr havent been here...im gettin married...feb 14b wish me luck hugs to all
Marriage
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning." "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Frankli
The Marriage Of Figaro
Marriage...
My boyfriend and I have been together almost a year now..He recently asked me to marry him and I said yes...I wanna know what you think 'should we do it now around the holiday's or wait until June...Thxs for your time....
Marriage
can someone tell me how you get married on fubar.
Marriage
Hay all who know and love "Country Boy" Mario and I will be soon married. Just thought we would spread the good news a little faster through a message for all. ~LOVE YA ALL WE DID IT.... Were married now.....
Marriage Bliss
Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
Marriage Survey
For the MarriedTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this surveyHow long have you been married? 3 yearsIs this your first marriage? yesIs it how you imagined it would be? not reallyWhat would you change? where we liveAre you married to your soulmate? noWhat do you argue about the most? moneyWhat do you see eye to eye on the most? weedWhere did you meet your spouse? gas stationWhere was your first date? Wings barWhere were you when you became engaged? living room couchDid you live together before Marriage? yesWhat was your wedding song? i had a whole cd madeWho was in your wedding party? we didnt have oneDo you get along with the in-laws? yesWhats your view on Children? i want one of my ownDoes your spouse feel the same way? yesAre you a 2 peas in a pod or oppsites attract couple? opposites attractDo you go out without your spouse? not a lotHow long are you away from your spouse before you start to miss him/her? um across the countryHave you ever compared your spouse to someone you have dated in the pa
Married Life
Love, lust Hate, pain Eternally in sync Forever spiraling towards divorce No more pain is not the solution Soulmates Perfection
Married
Gawd i dont want to be single anymore......... but why is it that i cant seem to find Mr Right???????? i dont want to have all this stupid bullshit in my life anymore, i want to find that perfect someone to lay next to everynight. I dont want to be something to look at i want FOREVER why cant i find it ?? guys i need some real true opinions here!!!!PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!!
Marry Me
OK THIS IS EASY WHO OUT THERE WOULD LIKE 2 MARRY ME ON HERE IF U WOULD LIKE ME AS YO WIFE U HAVE 2 MAKE ME WANT U U HAVE 2 TALK 2 ME AN EVERYTHING ELSE GIVE ME A REASON Y U WANT ME COMMENTS POEMS SONGS WHAT EVER U CAN DO 2 GET PICKED SO IF U WANT ME AS YO WIFE SO 2 ALL HERE WE GO ILL READ ALL COMMENTS AN THINGSAN LET U NO HOW WON MY HEART OVER
Married? It Doesn't Feel Like It
I am just going to vent here. I am married have been for 12 years now. Why my name is Just me all alone, well it is because i don't have a real marriage. Things have been bad and wrong for a long time and for some reason, he won't let this go. I don't want to stay just for the kids because it will eventually effect them too. I hate being cheated on, lied to and not knowing anything about him anymore. We don't talk, we don't share anything other than what other bill came in the mail and which kid has the hockey game. I feel alone. I think it would be better if we were not together anymore. He talks with other women and does his own thing and i find myself on here to find other people just to have a normal conversation. Which is why i don't cyber that is not what i want right now. I am looking for conversation with someone that may have any of the same issues or knows someone who does. Well that is it but i shall continue this later.
Married
me and wvhellcat got married
Marriage
ok, so how the hell do you know if its time to get married? im divorced, didnt want to get married to begin with. but i did. kinda confused now. when do you really know? i GOT bad experiences now, so even the thought makes me queezy. This girl I know got married the other day. How can you know when its the right time? ITS ALL FUCKIN CONFUSSING!
Marriage.... Hahaha
Marriage (Part I ) > >>牋?Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and > >after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > >'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time > >I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. > >I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless > >I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > >I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing > >when I want with my old buddies, and don't you > >give me a hard time about it. > >Those are my rules. Any comments?' > >His new bride said: > >'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex > >here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.' > >(DARN SHE'S GOOD!) > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* > >Marriage (Part II) > > > >Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding >anniversary! > >The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >that rea
Marry Stiken Xmas
The 10 Marriage Commandments
10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Commandment 1 : Marriages are made in heaven, but so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 : If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 : Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4 : Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. Commandment 5 : When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is! Commandment 6 : Marriage is when a man and woman become as one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7 : Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep befo
~married Again~
Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBA
*married Life*
It has been awhile since i last sat down and wrote a happy blog. I've been soo busy with school and getting married and helpin my husband take care of my step son and being a full time student. Yah needless to say, i've had alot goin on. My life took a turn and i found out that me and my husband were gunna have a child, 6 weeks into it, we misscarried. It sucked, but we have live each day. We also just moved into a three bedroom house which is way kool, I love it. Well thats it for now.
Married To Mrs Claus
http://www.flowgo.com/funny/8619_married-mrs-claus.html
Marry Christmas
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants......... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Se
Marriage
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So, she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted
Married Couple
A married couple is driving along a highway d oing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend , And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.. Up to 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't the
Marriage Pfft
So, ok, me and hubby are on the outs, completely. I'm open for comments on the situation. We rushed into marriage and we don't even feel for each other, but do have a kid. Anyone just come out of a bad marriage? I am only 26 and this was a huge mistake. Thanks in advance
Marrukkah The Dragon
Yearning to seek fortunes, long since gone. In caverns deep, below the stone. Nestled at the foot of the mountains, in the lee of the Fae. He was there before time was, the ancients did say. Walk upon , a dragon's lair. Shiney gold, and things so fair. Mountains of rubies, covered in dust. Jewel encrusted swords, that will never rust. he sees a , single flash of light. As the dragon catches him, in his sight. He flexes his wings, and snaps his jaws. Cobb webbs clinging, to his outstretched claws. " Speak now! Why are you in my lair? On your knees, How do you dare?" With contrite grace, the man bows low. " There are just some things, I yearn to know." The dragon flexes his wing, see the tip snap. " Beware human , there are traps. You have one choice, so take it now. To save your life, or walk the clouds."
Marriage
I don't know what is going on with people these days?? What happened to marriage being something that is taking serious and very precious. Marriage is something not to be entered into lightly. Why do people jump in bed with another person before they have had time to heal. You are taking the emotional baggage of your marriage to that next man or woman. Do you actully think that new man or woman is going to want to deal with that. The other thing, if your marriage is not working out why do you still sleep with them and maybe have sex with them? If it's not working you are giving that person you are married to false hope because you are going on like it's nothing wrong. If yal are not getting alon get your bags and get to steppin. Why stay somewhere you are not happy. Then I hear those men and women say "I stay for the kids". They are going to be more messed up watching you be unhappy and most likly yal arguing all the time. The child or children will be messed up more. If you are going
Married Life
Ok here\'s ya another of my 3 i will post today! I have a girlfriend I have been dating over a year now and really happy with her.WE exspect to be married in person(real life)soon. I LOVE HER TO DEATH!nuff said! Shayla Ann Stephens is they life girlfriend and all I desire are even think of ARE about! SHAYLA I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BABY! ok secret admires next stay tuned! NOT so happy Hippie
Marriage V/s Die Vorces
If you been married twice, and both costed you out the ass. Would you do it a 3rd time??
Marry Xmas From Chopper Read
hope u all enjoy have a great one :D
Marriage
SO, I'm sitting here watching The Wedding Planner... and This chick was bitching about... all the annoying things her soon-to-be husband does, and like "is THIS the last man i'm going to have sex with.... ever..." And, i'm like... WOW.... and then jennifer lopez went on her speal... saing "you have the love of a man who said "i can't believe she picked me".. and "i'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met".... ***tear drop*** I fucking hate movies like this!!! Cuz, I'm like, DAAAAAMNIT!!! I WANT ROMANCE!!! I WANT, THE GROUND I WALK ON WORSHIPPED!!! WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE And, of course, I sit and miss lindon, and miss andrew... I can't help it. I miss being in love, and i miss... well, honestly, I miss being loved... I miss waking up in the morning and KNOWING that some man LOVES ME... and at that moment, feels that he couldn't live without me. And, of course, I just watch the sappiest proposal EVER....I wanted a sappy proposal... I did
Marriage Problem
http://fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=4599795&bl=1
Marry Christmas!
Search Video Codes
Marry Christmas To All
Hello All, Hello all Iam here just wishing everyone a Marry Christmas and a Happy New Year. To all my friends and family have great year and my you get everything you ask for this year and good luck to all hugs and kisses Monkey AKA Mike
Marriage
Marriage is not a word it’s a sentence,a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin after the sweet music is over the strings are Still attached. .. Marriage is love,love is blind.therefore marriage is an institution for the blind… Marriage certificate is just another term for a work permit. Married life is full of excitement and frustration;in the first year of marriage, The man speaks an the woman listens,in the second year the woman speaks an the man listens, In the third year they both speak an the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind,but marriage is definitely an eye opener. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with your friends, You order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has you wish you had ordered that. There once was a man who muttered a few words in the church an found him self married. A year later muttered something in his sleep, and found him self divorced. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and tak
Married
well been busy with my life trying to figure out what i wanted to do with it..moved here and there and looking for love in all the wrong places and sadly enough he was right beside me all the time..well anyway ..i got married to day...and im very happy except hubby had to work and i got the day off.............grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hugs to all
Married!
I just got married yesterday!!! I just wanted to let everyone know....wish me the best!!!
Married Life
Married Life Wedding Anniversary Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BE TTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Marrage
looking for fu wife please respond to my fubar in box
Marrage
looking for a fu wife to start the new years whih send all rplys to my in box all responces will be answered
Married Life
So, I’m generally a pretty level headed person. I know what I like, want, have, and can lose. But lately I’ve been having issues trying to understand why I’m even married. Be sides the fact that we have kids together, and such a long history we have nothing in the world in common. I drink, smoke, go out. He sits at home and plays Xbox. So the dilemma is what do we do, what do I do next? I can’t change who I am.
Marriage
i have known this man for 13 yrs. off and on we have been together. we have 2 girls. finaily we got married. it made me so happy to be next to his side. i'm having trouble w/ it all now. (wow) everytime i want to spend time together as a family, he always ends up doin his thing. witch is fine with me but what the fuk. im here at home doing my duities as a mom and now as a wife im ok with that,, but hay i need him here at home to as well. Well i guess im being childish...................that i want my man home with me. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// this feels like in a way that we shouldn't have done this, but damn i have been waitting for so long for this ........ i know every man needs there space ,but DONT STAND THERE in my face and say ur going to be home all day AND HAVE A FAMILY DAY .then opps i gotta go ,,,,fuck that and fuck this.......thats how i feel right now . i know well i hope that things get better. but for now THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
Marriage
it's an agreement in which a man losses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Marriage
Is married life for real? I mean you can completely give your whole self to someone and they can care less. When do you finally say enough is enough? Is it possible to love someone so much that you don't even realize how aweful life really is for you? If you are just content in a marriage should you stay? What about sex? If he's not giving it up, how do you know where he's really getting it from? I'm at a loss right now in mine....my new moto for 2008...NEVER MAKE A MAN A PRIORITY WHEN HE MAKES YOU AN OPTION. Just needed to vent a little and maybe see what others have to say about it. Thanks for your time!
Marriage And Security
They say arguments over money are the number one reason for divorce. Actually, marriage is the number one reason for divorce. There is a difference between making a proactive commitment each day to be happy and grow together or being owned by a marriage certificate and losing interest because you have a false sense of security. Many married couples lose interest because "the chase is over" and people get cold feet because you are trying to own them and tie them down. Marriage goes against the laws of love and life because we are gods with free will and there is no forever. All we have is today. You and that person are compatible today. Tomorrow...that may change. When we say things like "That's MY wife.", or "That's MY man." - we are implying ownership. You have lowered the other person to an object or property that you own. Relationships are a one day at a time thing. Nothing more and nothing less. This allows them to flourish and last a long time. Relationships are
Marriage
When you need a shoulder to cry on I'll be there for you to rely on Talk to me about anything It doesn't matter what life has to bring Promises and hopes; dreams and reality Through it all believe in me Though you may hit some rough spots in life Remember that I will always be your wife Problems may arise in the future causing hurt But there's nothing we can't get through not even the wettest dirt All obstacles we can accomplish with help from each other I'll always love you, your wife and children's mother We believe in each other and want the best No matter how hard we try we wont settle for less So in this poem I'm asking you Whatever happens just say I do By...me Stacie Arnold
Marriage
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Marriage And Lonliness
So I just found out that this person Im associated with is getting married. Shes not really a friend...I mean Ive known her for years but we dont talk regularly...anyways...yeah I just found out she is getting married.....anyone want to guess the date?? Its pretty predictable...Feb 14th Im happy for her I guess....I dunno maybe im bitter also. I have had sucky relationships and I guess Im just jealous that she found someone she could love and trust for the rest of her life. Not everyone can be so lucky you know....But then again im only 22 and not looking to settle down like that. I mean I would love to find a decent, honest, fun loving guy to spend some time with but im just not lucky in that department. Its kind of lonely you know...it seems to me lately that im the girl that you guys can sleep with randomly but when it comes to a relationship thats just not happening...HA but you know what?? I continue to subject myself to that..so my unhappiness with my love life is as much m
A Married Couple On Their 25th Wedding Anniversary
A COUPLE ON THEIR 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WERE IN A HOTEL ROOM WHEN THE WIFE ASKED THE HUSBAND ..... HONEY 25 YEARS AGO WHEN YOU FIRST LAID EYES ON ME..... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING... THE HUSBAND REPLIED... BABY I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY... I WAS THINKING HOW BADLY I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND SUCK YOUR TITTIES DRY...... THE WIFE WHO WAS REMOVING HER CLOTHES ASKED ... AND WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW..... THE HUSBAND REPLIED.... I AM THINKING I DID A DAMN GOOD JOB !! LOL...
Marriage??
Married Life
The Sweetness of Married Life A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...they have frozen glasses.. " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer , so f rozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The hu
Marriage..you Say Tomato, And I Say Too.mat-toe
When I mention the word marriage, what is the first word that comes to your mind? Could it be love? Companionship? Fidelity? All of these virtues are ones that any man and woman who decides to embark on the sacred bond of marriage should embrace. Oh I almost forgot honesty lads and lasses. How silly of me. You can't bake a fucked up cake, without all the necessary ingredients now can you? Maybe that's why my wedding cake tasted more like lies and deceit. With just the right amount of bullshit. Mmm Mmm good. Want a piece? I hope this entry makes your fucking toes curl when someone utters the word marriage. I hope it makes you shit and piss yourselves so bad, that you run like hell for that safe little place that we all have come to love. The happy little place called single life. I guess I was under the dillusion that marriage was this beautiful place. White picket fences and birds chirping. Breakfast in bed naked and all the splendors that come with that. It is nothing more than
Marriage Ending
you know it is really bad when you think all is going good and that bam life as you know it fucks you i though all was good in my life i was getting my family and we were trying to make things work but then thing just went down hill i dont know what to say or do but i know i just must move on let things go i am done fighting for him there sarah damn it are you happy you can fucking have him i am not a dumb ass i see things i see the fact that he was not over her hell what is his plans to go back and get an apartment with her she is not so sure if she wants to but he is anyway eddie leaves after we get taxes heather is going to keep staying with me and bradley ill be looking for a car here soon so anyway right now i dont have my phone it is turned off till i get it paid tuesday or wednesday so if you need to get ahold of me i work sunday night at 230 and then i have off monday and work tuesday well anyway have fun all comment as you please byebye
Married Not Blind
i am married but not blind. for all my female friends, i love to flirt and comment your sexy pics if i ever offend you just let me know. im here to have fun not to stalk and scare women. if you ever want rates just let me know. im here as a good friend. my wife is pepsikola420. check her out we are both cool.
Marry Me, Boy
Forever and always For the rest of our life You'll be my husband And I'll be your wife Maybe we'll act crazy Maybe act wild Maybe one day We’ll conceive a child Love each other unconditionally Make love morning, noon and night Never threatening to leave If we have a huge fight We must trust each other completely There’s a lot at stake Know that if you ever cheat on me My heart would break I’ll be your little doll You can be my boy toy So answer me this question Will you marry me, boy?
Marriage Counseling
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless. The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her her
Married Life!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, etc. All that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " > > > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres t
Marriage!
Ok, so this is my opinion on marriage, if anyone cares. I have been married twice in my lifetime, and I WILL NEVER put myself through that drama ever again! Both times I was married it blew up in my face and BOTH TIMES THEY ENDED THE EXACT SAME WAY! I suffered through both of them, tho if you ask either ex, I am CERTAIN they would say that I didn't. That's the rules right? Disagree with the ex come hell or high water...anyways, marriage is nothin more than a divorce waiting to happen. I thought in all reality that I was doin the right thing tho. I was in love, happy....then I don't know one day my world fell apart, and to this very day I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL CAUSED IT TO HAPPEN. Don't get me wrong, I have moved on and everything, it just hits me from time to time and makes me wonder. Everyone who looks @ my pics on here sees why I left one of my marriages, and understand I suppose, but that hurt went a hell of a lot deeper than physical. That whole incident forever chan
Marriage Humor
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. 2)At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 3) A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 4) When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 5) A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. 6) A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." 7) A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." 8) Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until got
Married Life
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING! Read on................. A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back. "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer with brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
Married Life Rocks!
I am so loving married life. I hate to say it but I married the best man in the world! How many men cook, clean, do laundry, help take care of the kids, and take care of their wife when they feeling sick? Not too many that I know of. We have been married for a little bit over a month now and it is going so good. I dont know where I would be without him. We are so very much in love with each other and every day is a blessing.
Married!!!!!!
OKAY ALL THAT NEED TO KNOW ONE I AM FU-ENGAGED TO MY BEST FRIEND KATI REALLY ENGAGED TO MY LOVER ADAM...AKA FATHER PHOENIX I AM A MOTHER OF TWO WONDERFUL BOYS TWO IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE JUST ASK ME!!! LOVES TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND SEE YOU ALL AROUND
Marriage Is Scary
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Marriage
You're Almost Ready to Get Married, But Not Quite No doubt that you've warmed up to the idea of marriage and life long love You just aren't quite ready to follow up with your desires, yet. You may be a bit young, or a bit commitment phobic... give it time. Concentrate on guys who you can imagine being with next year. Forever can wait. Are You Ready To Be A Wife?
Married 75 Years
On Tuesday afternoon, 100-year-old J.C. Cox and his and 96-year-old wife Josie were buried together. The couple — married for 75 years — died within five hours of each other. Their story begins on Christmas Day in 1932. "She was telling me they went up to a pastor's door and knocked on the door," said Lesha Grimm, one of the Cox's granddaughters. "He didn't marry them, so they went to another pastor's house." Persistence never left them. They kept their wedding vows for 75 years, through the deaths of their own children, the lives of three new generations and the inevitable changes in each other. "He was 120 pounds at most, ever," Grimm said. "She was a fat granny." While Josie was described as a talker, J.C. said little. "He couldn't hear real well and he didn't talk much anyway," said Marla Williamson, another of the Cox's granddaughters. "That was his way of socializing with you was to share Dr Pepper." The fridge is still loaded with Dr Pepper. The l
Marriage Blues Through Rose Colored Glasses
Hard to believe in two weeks its gonna be two years since I got married. That strangely wonderful horrific event that changed the course of my life forever and made me who i am today. Granted the relationship has long come and went but the memories will last a lifetime. Me and Jeremy are in a very different place than either of us ever expected to be and while occasionally we both still hurt over water under the bridge we are in a relatively good place with each other for the first time in years. He is still one of my closest friends and forever my family. We share the love of children, a bonding that even we lack the understanding of, and a personal obligation for and to one another. We accept how things are finally and we weave in and out of the others lives attempting to let the other move on when they need it. For us both I believe it was the stepping back and letting the other fall that both nearly kills us and forever saves us. I dont know what will happen or where we will go fro
Marriage
Marriage Marriage is a blessing, from the heavens above. God gives us our own special person, to honor, cherish, and love. He designs it so that you and your special person, fit together like a jig saw puzzle. Every piece molded just right, and each unique. Together you find a guardian angel in each other. To share in your hopes, your dreams, your sorrows, and everything else life has to offer. Not everybody is as blessed, Not everybody finds there love, or they neglect to acknowledge that they have, or that it even exists. Together you are one up against the world. Take comfort that you have in each other. God Bless you in your quest for true happiness and adoration for one another.
Marriage
if you wish to copy and paste the link to people here is the link right here http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55707
Married Life
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'HeyBat
Married
Well, on April 19th, 2008 I was married to Lana. I am so happy to be her husband and very proud to be her sons step father. My life with my new family is going to be filled with so many exciting adventures, I can hardly wait !
Married Life!
Married Life Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes .. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a shiny raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer
Marriage Sharing
The sharing of marriage... The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
Marriage
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice, S&M style stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, w
Marriage
Im getting married next year june 13th atleast i think i am. Do not really know If I am anymore have to deal with crap with the guy im with. Do not know If he really wants to get married, he says he does but everyday talk he asks like he dont want to meet me. And his sister takes over his life and he has to ask her if he can come down and be with me, i think thats very wrong. And she keeps telling him no. So I guess marriage wont happen. I just want to cry sometimes, I wanted a good life a husband, kids a job. But with this guy I dont know If it is for real or not.
Marriage Joke
Marriage Joke young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." This seemed to be a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me." Her moth
Marriage
So, today, as I've been thinking (which i often do)... I honestly don't know if I will ever get married again. It sucks so bad, seeing all of my friends, who are married, HAPPILY, and with the father of their children, and still, HAPPY... I spent 6 years trying so hard to make my marriage work. And regardless of what bullshit he tries to say, I really tried HARD. There were times when I looked at him, and couldn't imagine loving anyone else, and then there were times I couldn't wait to get away. I can't say I didn't love him, and I can't say I don't, even now. But, that was the worst 6 of years of my life, yet the best times in my life happened during those 6 years. Watching the old videos we had of when I was pregnant with Lexi, and when Lexi was a baby... makes me miss those happy times... but then, you don't catch the bad times on video. (too bad, would have saved me time in jail) But, last night, I sat there watching Adam sleep. And, I know I love him... I know he loves me.
Marrige
While sitting on the couch watching t.v., she felt his hand touch her shoulder, she said " oh hunny that feels nice." His hand touched her lower back, and she said " Oh baby, that feels realy hot". Then his hand touched her inner thigh, and she said " O M G darlin dont stop "... And he stopped !!! " WHY DID YOU STOP"? she screamed... He sat up on the couch, looked at her and said, " I found the remote"...
A Married Couple's Wish
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
Married Life ...lol..this Is Funny
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what
Marriage...
I have noticed, here in like the last month, alot of people have been getting married. Seems like a BOOM of them. LOL I am trying to get out of a marriage! LMAO. I get so close with saving money for it, that something comes up. I am about to see if legal aid can help me. I want my maiden name back damn it...lol...only to be gone again......oh well. I just hope the next man isnt another mistake. But I thought I knew what I was doing...guess not! Guess we are dooomed to make mistakes in life. I just dont want to be married like 10 times...lmao. That would be wrong. I want a marriage to truly last till we die. Yea I kno your gonna have your fights, disagreements...but always remember...I WIN! LMAO just kidding. Just have to remember why you got married...because you were in love with each other. Was it love? Was it lust? Infatuation? Why did you get married in the first place? I did cause I loved the man...didnt kno he would be a sick basturd. Yea I like kinky things...but
Married Friends On Fubar
I want to be very clear on the subject of married friends on Fubar...while I will flirt and send comments to them there is absolutely no way I would ever meet with them or try to have a relationship. I was the victim of infidelity and would never cause another person to go through the heartache and feelings of total betrayal. It is one thing to flirt or even to have fantasies about someone but I would never go beyond that. When I got divorced 7 years ago I came across a saying that I clipped out and pasted to my bulletin board which is still there. It reads.."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her". So flirt away, fantasize if you dare but know that it is all in fun and will never go any further.
Marrying Young
My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married." "Why do you say that?" I asked. "Because," she said, "they've registered for Nintendo games."
Marriage Vows
Do you take [Name] to be your wedded [husband/wife] to live together in marriage. Do you promise to love (he lied), comfort (he lied), honor (he lied) and keep [him/her] For better or worse (he is searching for a replacement), for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. And forsaking all others, be faithful only to [him/her] so long as you both shall live?" (his biggest lie of all)
Married Girl
Marriage
When the earth was first made, all things were present, but people saw only their isolation from one another and from the mountains and rivers that had created them. For a long time, each creature followed a separate path, until the first man looked at the first woman and envisioned an unity not seen before. From their love, happiness was created and a thread soon connected man to woman, stars to trees, and the tongue of the ocean to the thrust of the rock. Some called it nature, others called it the plan of the universe. But between men and women arose a bond of love, unbroken to the present day.
Married Women In The Military
THERE WAS NEVER A REQUIREMENT TO ENLIST, but there are so many women currently in the militry and even more who have been through enlistment prior to today. I was one of those women... enlisted and enlistment complete PRIOR TO today. My wonderment is in regard to the number of married women WITH CHILDREN who are or have been in the military. IF OPERATING as a "head of household" entity, she has the double effort of hauling the man's load and the woman's load... she is a "muthuh/fathuh" in combat boots. Who tends to the children while she marches around in the mud and mire with military comrades? ...are the children with grandma? ... with their "dad" wherever he is? ...(if so, why does she need to be marching around in the mud and mire?) AND what becomes of the children IF anything happens to her? They are listed as beneficiaries on the government claused document mom was forced to complete the same day she raised her hand... and if she was married (married but seperated included) ...
Marriage Or Devorce
I'm sure you know the 1 cause of divorce. That's right - money. But do you know what the 2 cause is? Amazingly, it's not sex. It's not infidelity. It's not verbal abuse. Nope, it's not even leaving the toilet seat up or fighting over the toothpaste cap. What is it, you ask? What is the huge problem responsible for the breakup of couples and families the world over? It's differences in parenting... Think about it - I don't know about you, but I can barely stand it if my husband doesn't treat the dog the way I want him to. Imagine having a beautiful, defenseless child dependent on you for everything, and having strong disagreements with the child's other parent about how to care for them. Maybe your partner is more strict than you are. Or perhaps they believe in spanking and you don't. Or just the opposite - you're the strict one who believes in rules and discipline, but your partner encourages your kids to do whatever they want and shirk responsibility. Iro
Marriage
Why do husbands and wives fight so much?
Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you di
Marriage!
I'm Johnny B. and I'm looking for any hot "Gingers" who want to get married or a nice hot lady who is willing to change her name! Sincerely, Johnny B.
Marriage And The Aftermath
so like i said i was and tecnically married for 15 years, well i have temporary custody of my kids, and it is hell trying to get this divorce finished, either i cant locate there mother or its another sob story about how she is allegedly homeless again. now i know you all are gonna say im stupid and i need to stop but i have continued to pay her bills the four years we have been seperated and becouse of that i have been unable to pay for my divorce. but i took vows and since we are still legal i try to help her, well anyway she calls last nite with some random excuse for money she needsso i ask her when her boyfriend(the guy she was schtupping while we were together and she says she finnaly dumped him cuz he cheated on her, well after i laughed my ass of and mentioned something about karma i just told her to get a damn job and try to act like a responsible person. i dont know how im gonna pay for a divorce and raise my kids and move and car payments all bymyself but it would help if sh
Married
yes im married, or i thought i was. its more of a part time thing. ist only convient when she wants it to be. convient to the point that we havent lived together for a least 2 years. she lives with her best friend. and the only times i see or hear from her is when she wants somthing. the reasons she left is because im messy and i smoke.both of which im working on. the smoking thing she couldnt help me with but cleaning up i never got any help. iam more than willing to clean,but i was the only one doing it. im not saying that it was her job, but im say help me a little bit. maybe the question is am i the problem. did i fuck up somewhere. maybe i did.
Marriage (myths And Realities)
MYTH: Loneliness myth that marriage will end your loneliness. REALITY: Many married people are still very lonely. MYTH: Fulfillment Fallacy which makes you believe that being married makes you complete human beings. REALITY: A couple complements one another, not completes one another. MYTH: Marriage Is for everyone. REALITY: There are a lot of unmarried people who are extremely happy. MYTH: Monogamy myth makes you believe that you are the only couple who is dealing with infidelity. REALITY: Infidelity happens to many couples. MYTH: Romance will always be alive in a good marriage. REALITY: The everyday problems and challenges of married life can often cloud over romantic feelings. MYTH: Marriage makes people happy. REALITY: You can't expect your spouse to be your one source of happiness. Marriage can complement your own individual happiness. MYTH: You won't have major problems if you truly love one another. REALITY: A good marriage doesn't just happen. It takes
Marriage
Two people that I consider family got married over the weekend. One of them I have known forever and I love him dearly, his now wife I have just recently met but she is a great person and I love her too. I am so very happy for the both of them. I have been married and divorced and have been down on the whole idea of marriage for several years. Why fix it if it's not broke has been what I have been saying. Well I must say after having gone to my friends wedding and seeing how much they love each other and how very happy they are I am re-thinking that a bit. Maybe the reason I am so down on marriage is simply because I haven't found the "right one". If there is such a thing. I do know after seeing Renee and Chris as happy as they are that someday I do want that too! Heck who doesn't want that one love that just makes everything in life better, and when things are bad, they still make it better.
Marriage #1
I got married when I was 17, but I finished high school...my husband signed my report card, that was weird. After about a year of marriage, I wanted a baby, but couldn't seem to get pregnant no matter how hard I tried, so after a year of trying I went to the doctor and found out I had a cyst on one of my ovaries and I was put on birth control pills for three months to dissolve it and it worked cuz I got pregnant at age 20. I was so excited and happy, couldn't wait, but had to...I don't have a lot of patience...lol. I had a 8 lb 9 oz baby girl on September 1, 1989 with the big beautiful and wide open eyes. I named her Heather Teresa Ann. She was really fascinated my lights as a baby. She never sucked a pacifier, she preferred her thumb as I did when I was little. When I was 23 I found out I was pregnant again....I moved heavy furniture and rode a 4-wheeler while pregnant and I had no idea, was a miracle that I didn't mis-carry. This one was pure accident...the pill doesn't always work..
Married Life
Once apon a time I fell in love with this man,who became my husband.Things went well for a while then shortly after things started to unravel.I cannot understand for the life of me why he is like the way he is now.Mind you,I am NOT talking about this to get a sorry ear so much as I need to get this shit off my mind in written form (I guess in this case typed out). My love for him is dimming quick with every passing moment.Anytime now his mouth opens to speak I start feeling sick,wondering what stupidness will spill forth. He seems the lack to understand how the real world works and is a hopeful dreamer.I can understand some of his actions/words are ment in well and good however alot of it is pure cannon fodder.The other day is a good case of the madness I have to deal with.... Yesterday morning the only truck we have spiked in temp. to 250 degrees for a second and then it went down.While my husband was driving it back home. Now he never tells me this shit as I left to go see my f
Marriage
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?” The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”
Marriage
before anyone thinks that I have a troublesome marriage...no, I don't. I have a best caring and loving husband in the world. And yet somehow every time I see people say that they are getting married, I feel severe sadness for them. Its a cage that takes away your freedoms, confines you to a certain standard, makes you a slave in your own dominion. WHen I hear the word "wife", I think of a slave, someone who is always on a leash. Someone who always has to answer to everything she does. Justify everything. I have always been a very free person, and had no authority growing up. My parents never cared for what I did, and I was never responsible for anything. And all of a sudden...marriage. I am fortunate that hubby realizes my free spirit and doesn't try to get me to change. Otherwise this would have never worked for me.
Marrige An Black Stilettos...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three decided to wear black leather bras, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…' What's for dinne
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
Married
well i am finally married. went to jamicia last christmas and it was a blast.....then went to las vagas for the honeymoon and that was alot of fun....won alot of money and came home and a bought a 4 bedroom house and we are loving it. i know i have no been on in a real long time but i am back now.also had a little scare thought i had breast cancer but i am fine ....i will be back later have new pics if anyone wants to look ...the pics are in a new album call me and family.
Marriage Is Hard Work
Sometimes we girls are not to bright when it comes to love. We think we have it and get all happy to just find out that your not good enough and you are very disposable. Love is Disposable these days. And some other hoe who turns their head. Always seems to happen when you are having a few problems. They seem like they are huge and here she comes..They never want to do anything but stay on the laptop and on the phone with the hoe and they keep saying they r just friends but in your heart you know they are not and the funny thing about it is he does it in front of me...Im not stupid,I might look it but Im not. Its been close to 2 yrs and still she dont want to meet him ... hello get a clue dude!! And now he tells me Im not his wife anymore (just on paper)but when we are out in public I am. WFT dude make up your mind. Ok i love him but he's making it so hard to work things out . He have 3 beautiful children , a great family that loves him.A good honest women at home.Who would never
Marriage Quotes
This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou. Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate. There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship --only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier. Marriage is that relation between ma
Marriage Vs Single
THere is a reason why so many people view marriage as a "cage", "prison", etc. It seems like nowadays being married means instantly getting a siamese twin attached to you, or having a secret service police on you 24/7. That has to follow you everywhere you go, that you have to tell everything you do, and that forever embeds himself/herself in your life, altering any decisions you might want to make INDEPENDENTLY. I got married because I enjoyed spending time with that person, sharing various experiences, talking about nonsense together, people watching,etc. I did not marry someone to monitor my every move, report all my activities to, cater to, give endless orders masked as advice. Someone once wrote that the day you get married is a day you have to sacrifice your freedoms for love. Huh? While it might work for a couple of months, eventually a person's need for individuality and privacy would take over, and drive them insane. I have seen so many seemingly happy couples th
Marrying A Texas Woman
Marrying a Texas Woman Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a woman from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
Married Life - Omg - Lmao!
Well how true is this ?????? A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc... The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... Youknow...they have frozen glasses... ' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills Just holding it. The husban
Married With Children
Come say hi to my FU-Owner for the day stop by and fan/add/rate him he has some great photo's to rate!
Marry Xmas
Season's Greetings Money's short, Times are hard. Here's your fucking Christmas card. T'was the night before Christmas And all through the house, Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse. Mum at the whorehouse And Dad smoking Grass, I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my peice To see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I know in a moment It must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment The fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick For my brother, The Queer. He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight, Piss on you all And have a hell of a night.
Marriage
So Bludge has proposed to me in marriage, and I guess it will be a polygamy marriage, since he is already married to some dude. But I can deal with it, as long as he does Fu dishes.
Marriage Vows
Marriage Vows Joe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him behind a cloud, making love to another woman! "Joe! Darling!" she cried. "What are you doing?" "Hang on, Myrtle," replied Joe. "Don't 'darling' me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!"
Marriage.....þ
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came
Marriage In Heaven
PLEASE RATE THIS! On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While they're waiting, they begin to wonder, "Could they possibly get married in Heaven?" When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sits and waits for an answer. A couple of months go by. While they're waiting, they discuss whether or not they really should get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. What if it doesn't work?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" After yet another month St. Peter finally returns, looking rather bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St.
The Marriage
2008 didn't start out so well. I remember not being able to find my husband at midnight. I think he had gone back to our house by himself (it was basically a neighborhood free-for-all that night) and found some 19 year old boy to corrupt with bad whiskey. There was a bunch of drinking and pool playing...but I don't even know if he and I ever kissed to ring in the new year. Maybe that was the problem. Maybe it was the sign of things to come. By the end of January we still had not had sex. For me, this was a huge deal. Our daughter had been born the previous May and I am never really able to have sex during my pregnancies. So NOT getting it when I should be getting it really gets to me (haha). He left for a business trip to Florida in February. I think we had sex for Valentine's Day or right before. We took the kids to Red Lobster. For some reason it was tense even then. So, he left. While in Florida, he decided he loved it. Keep in mind he has 'loved' a lot of
Marriage
Marriage is a very hard thing to keep togehter! Sometimes love is not enough and you have to depend on your friendship with each other to be enough to make up the difference.I have been with my hubby for longer than most couples could only dream about! he is the love of my life and i was lucky enough to have met him in highschool! We are comin up on our 15 anniversary and our 7 yr marriage anniversary!
A Marriage Made In Hell
Why is it that some of the world’s worst marriages last on and on like the Energizer Bunny? Here’s one for example: Josie and Pierre have been married now for 18 years. They met when Josie was doing an article on where to stay in the Bahamas for a travel magazine and Pierre was managing a four star resort and aggressively looking for a fifth star. Josie had attended the Fashion Institute in New York. Three days into her first semester at age 18, she began a five year affair with a 60 year old married professor. When he dropped dead of a heart attack, her family actually celebrated. She bounced back quickly, and immediately took up with another married guy, the editor of a major travel magazine. By and by his wife discovered the tryst, and the editor offered Josie a long-term assignment in the Caribbean. Not being one to waste any time, her first night in the Bahamas she met Pierre at the hotel bar and accepted his invitation to sleep with him in the manager’s suite. Pierre was o
Marriage On Fubar
I'm back isn't anyone interested in a fubar marriage with me lol??????
Marriage Of The 90's
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."
Marry Us? Nah
Det er ikke mulig å gifte seg med et kontinent. Heller ikke med en atombombe. Men allikevel er det tydeligvis mitt projekt. Anne Rice tok som sagt fullstendig feil da hun satte fram det idiotiske forslaget å drepe Dronningens ektemann da hun ble vekket til live. Men det er samtidig også den eneste muligheten til å kunne beskrive Kleopatra litterært. Sett som et bilde på ekteskapet mellom Roma og Egypt er de fullstendig umulig å skildre som et ektepar. Selv som uovervinnelige vampyrer. Ved å unngå problematikken fører det fram til den naturlige avslutningen på dronningens historie. En gjeng av de Eldre rotter seg sammen om å drepe henne, og en av dem tar på seg oppgaven å bære hennes sovende skjebne videre. Grunnen til at Anne velger den løsningen må derfor være det umulige som ligger i scenarioet. Og det må samtidig bety at Anne vet hva som er det andre alternativet. Grunnen ligger implisitt i betydningen av navnet til personen som hadde oppbevart de to mumiene. M
Married To My Dreams
In a constant slumber sheep count in numbers such a wonderful spell im under is where my dreams lay my goals and hopes see day and where night never happens there on vacation till d-day aspiring career is what reality smears but if i had it I'd be jay causing havoc in rapping money married to eastbay cars houses the cliche attached to my spouse and have a little D.J. my name will be carried I'll be living through what he say. road destined to each way like month to month determined to meet may (me get it.............)
Marry People In Real Life
my name says I am Rev. Darrel. This is true, I am a lic Minister. I do not marry people here on fubar or online but i do marry people in real life. if anyone wants to get married in real life you can always get ahold of me in my lounges and or ParadiseChubbyChaser@yahoo.com Speaking about my 2 lounges. I own 2 very successful lounges. Chubby Chasers hang out and Chubby Chasers hot tub haven. My lounges are for everyone but bbw's and men that love them are encouraged to join.
Marriage
So I've been in the unique position that most of the people I went to high school with, and college for the most part, have been younger than me. While three years is typically not that big, in their points in life they are much less mature than I am. Now please don't get me wrong, I am not trying to brag, just stating what pretty much all of them have said. What I have seen is that a great number of them get married after meeting their first "love." For the most part there is nothing wrong with this, but I've seen the things they normally can't/don't want to. For instance, a lot of the people that I have noticed getting married don't seem to have any real common ground. While arguments could be made that they might make it work, I don't think they will. Not that I want them to fail, far from it, I'm just worried that they might be biting off more than they can chew at the age of 22. Of course, I was almost married at that age. Though what happened to me was traumatic and I reall
Marriage Jokes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bi
Marriage
For some reason people keep proposing to me on fubar even though I have the feature turned OFF. It’s quite annoying but at the same time a bit amusing when they get mad that I rejected their request. What they fail to realize is that it costs $100 to get fumarried. I tend to get a few marriage requests a day on fubar. I can’t help but think “why the fuck would you propose online ‘fake’ marriage to a person you don’t even know?” I don’t believe in marriage. Not in real life and not online. Marriages started off as business agreements between families. You pretty much traded your kid for status, money, objects, etc. It wasn’t about love. I’m not a religious person. I don’t see eye to eye with the religious beliefs in most aspects, especially marriage. I don’t believe you need marriage to make a life long commitment to anyone. If that’s who you want to be with and they feel the same way then that’s the way it will be. Marriage is for the religious and those that want the legal benefits
Marriage
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife an d the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.' WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband
4 Married Men Gone Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.'
Married
Marriage
"A Texas Wife" Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his ar
Marriage License
Can anyone tell me u how u get a marriage license on here for a fubar marriage? It wld greatly b appreciate. tyvm
Marrriage
ok so i seriously don't get why ppl get married these days. if you're freakin out cuz u'll never be with another person for the rest of ur life, um HELLO thats what marriage is. its spending your life with one person and ONE person only. for me marriage is for life. you vow to love honor and cherish til death do you part. why wast all that money and someones time if ur just gonna go sleep with whoever the fuck u want?! thats exactly why im still single. i'd so rather be alone the rest of my life than be with someone who's gonna lie, cheat, or beat my ass. im good. at least i know i love myself. =o) don't get me wrong, i hope to get married someday. i've dreamed about the pefect wedding since i was like idk 5. but i don't believe in divorce. a marriage is hard work and u have to give it ur all before throwin in the towel. but if ur spouse is cheating on u all bets are off. on a better note a good friend of mine is gettin married in may and im so happy for her and so exci
Marriage Humor
\1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.Like, if you like sports, she should like it that youlike sports, and she should keep the chips and dipcoming. (you think this was coming from his father?)- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up whothey're going to marry.God decides it all way before, and you get to findout later who you're stuck with.(So God can have a sense of humor?)- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you knowthe person FOREVER by then.- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to bea fool to get married.- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether theyseem to be yelling at the same kids.- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids.- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, an
Marriage Views
First, marriage should be loveall encompassing, total, and free.Love that grows stronger each daysoft murmurs of Thee, Thee, Thee.Second, marriage should be sacrificegiving of self, regardless of reward.Gift gladly given, with open heartshielded from life's harsh sword.Third, marriage should be commitmentutter loyalty, deep to the bone.Absolutely, no questions askedfaithfully promised, never alone.Lastly, marriage should be foreverfamily bonded, yet all still free.Lives joined with love, sacrifice, and commitmentan eternity promised with -Thee, Thee, Thee
Married Looking For Discreet Married
I have been to a few sites that have married women looking to have some external fun. I hope that those of you looking for a married man will look here and see if things work out. I am in the Fort Lauderdale area.
Marriage
Marriage is it just a game or is it real?Marriage is suppose to be real not a game. If u and someone takes that step its real and if its fake it wont work. So before u take them vowes make sure that it is real and not just for the love because love is not everything. So the games and the bullshit has to stop love them one ur with not the one u want.
Marridge Break Up ,
I read some jerks lame ass mum about why after over 10 years of marridge he called it quits. And WOW,  like no surprize here, he decided like a imature idiot to call his x all sorts of names and made accusations about her. Blehhhh,  Funny how most
Married...
so.. i got a text message from my sister last night... it said "I GOT MARRIED TODAY!" yay :D She got married at the courthouse.. they are planning a real wedding in july. how fun!
Married Women
Just an odd rambling of mine .... Married women .. i don't get it why in god's given name do they get pissy when u talk to  "friends of thiers"... FUK ME they are married they got no damn right getting pissy over a man on a fantasy site . yanno not real the internet .... wonder if they would be so pissy if thier ole man knew what these women do ... jus saying
Marriage
just wanted everyone on here to know my husband is this super sexy man on here with faults...like being on fubar to talk to desperate people like urselfs...... it makes him feel like a real man or something...just like u im asking what am i not doing right to keep him happy at home....i guess i will never really know since he tells me i do every thing right and great for him, that hes just stupid and likes to act like an ass.
Marriage
When your married and your spouse does you wrong constantly, What do you do? Now i know i should forget about this person but when your married you have to work things out. Ive tried to be an adult, I dont get that in return. Do i divorce her? I want to take her back, i dont want a divorce, am i stupid? Does love really get a hold of people to where they are blind?
Marriage
After a nice chat in someone's blog, I felt the need to explain my reason for disliking the whole idea of legal marriage.   First things first, my parents divorced 7 or so years ago.   Back story, my dad was a waste of space. Pretty much never worked, was an alcoholic, always in trouble with the police. We only managed because my mom worked full time.   Now, the point of this blog. When the divorce went through, he was awarded three hundred thousand pound, or something stupid like that, even though he deserved fuck all.   That, is my gripe with the whole ideal with marriage.    
Marriage
Mike Was going to be married to KarenSo his Father sat him down for a little chat.He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them toYour Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear  them.'I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in This family and I always will.' Ever Since that night, we have Never had any  problems.'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good  thing to try.On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said  to Karen, 'Here, tryThese on..'She tried them on and said, 'These are too large.  They don't fit me.'  Mike Said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family And I Always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to  Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'Mike Did and said,'I can't get into your panties.'
Marriage
I don’t know much about marriage other then what I’ve seen and what I’ve heard married people talk about but I came to a conclusion that I can’t imagine myself having the feeling of being imposingly bond to one person for life. And it’s not that I am scared of the commitment; it’s that I am scared of arguing over who’s turn is it to wash the dishes, being misunderstood at times and having a difficult time conveying my thoughts and feelings into words, losing the desire to have sex with the women laying next to me every night, having to take the back seat of her heart because of our children, or resenting someone over limiting my freedom to be selfish. In top of that being conformed to my choices that brought me to my marriage and being unease about that choice but at the same time afraid to let it go. To settled for the marriage because of its convenience. To have my life become a sort of prison cell that has in unlocked door but I'm not too su
Married For 21 Years Wife Cheating With Young Guy
Real Live Farm Sex! Jurassic Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Pimp... Hollywood VIPs Bare All! Hot 18 ears old girls Real Live Farm Sex! 100% Real Milf Submissions Real Live Farm Sex! Cheating gfs - everything 100% real! Hollywoo
'marriage Penalty' Buried In Healthcare Bills
'Marriage penalty' buried in healthcare bills Jim Brown - OneNewsNow - 12/14/2009 6:00:00 AM A Republican candidate for Congress in Minnesota says "a huge marriage penalty for the American middle class" is hidden in both the House and Senate healthcare bills.Former Minnesota state legislator Allen Quist points out that two single people each making $30,000 per year would pay $1,320 combined for private health insurance if the Pelosi House bill was in effect now. However, if the two individuals were to marry, they would pay a combined cost of $12,000 a year for the same level of insurance under the Pelosi bill. Quist notes this "marriage penalty" extends all the way from a two-person combined income of $58,280 to $86,640. The GOP candidate notes that that $28,000 spread encompasses a large number of Americans. "Let me be very blunt," says the House hopeful. "Tyrants know that marriage and family are the basic core of society and the basic foundation of government -- and if people are go
Marriage
T me marrige is a bond that two people have taken the promise between them.If one should cross that line than that bond has been broken and may never be repaired.If the love is as strong as is looks than good luck at putting it back together.Just be strong and your love will only get stronger.
Married Men, Naked, And More
Let's get this straight. You will not be seeing my naked. You may not know if my boobs are real or fake (figure it out yourself). I will not tell you what size they are. I will not cam with you. If you are in a relationship, married or whatever don't talk to me sexually. I don't want to hear it. If your wife isn't giving it to you, don't run on here thinking that you'll get something, especially from me. Because it's not going to happen. Maybe from a slut or a whore that has no self-respect. Maybe she will give you something. But I won't. I am a mother and I have a lot of respect for myself. I don't have time for games, so don't tell me that you're divorce or single when you're not. I'm not an idiot, I will find out. I'm looking for friends first above anything. Second, I like nice guys. Honest guys. If you don't like what i've said here, just delete me and go fuck yourself. Grow up people. Seriously.
Marriage
So let me get this straight - Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage. Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING - yet the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?? Really? REALLY??
Marriage
He proposed on Mat 11, 2010 AT 6:00 AM What kind of a proposal is that? "Honey you own me there and I proposed... so we gotta get married... :)" And when I say I didn't get it you say: "Just take my word for it and marry me silly.. :) I can never find my way around that sight anyhow.... I need to get to bed... YAWN... Sweet Kisses to you..." WHERE'S THE FAN FAIR?  WHAT? No Goodyear Balloon? No Yankee Stadium Billboard? No man on his knees asking? No 2 pony's tied to my hitching post? No ring in a Champagne Glass? Put some oomph into it!
Marriage
looking for marriage request im on my one  knee
Marriage
 Thursday, July 1, 2010 at 11:45am MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The w
Marriage
MARRIAGEWhen I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with
Marriage
MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life
Marriage
MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life
Marriage(all Must Read)
MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten year
Marriage
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of h
Married Love
This poem is called "Married Love," which was written by a medieval poet about seven hundred years ago. In the English translation, it reads:   You and I Have so much love, That it burns like a fire, In which we bake a lump of clay Molded into a figure of you And a figure of me. Then we take both of them. And break them into pieces, And mix the pieces with water, And mold again a figure of you And a figure of me. I am in your clay. You are in my clay. In life we share a single quilt, In death we will share one coffin.
Married To The Sun
  My devotion never dies - like a phoenix from the flame, it will always rise...  transcend.  Mistakes are made by men, but Truth never denies... what it knows is right.  I hope you love me for my real, and not a facade of lies.  I wanna hold your hand, for our fingers to blend, and blend the colors in our eyes.  You feel me for my size, but I want to intertwine your life with mine,  so our love can never capsize... I want to be your strength in times of sighs.  Hold on tight - I need your ring finger to refract my light; my gravity is fierce - it never shies. Please understand, the passion that you possess of mine, is your highest prize.  I want to be the hand that caresses your cheeks, in times of cries.  Your love and reason for life - I'll strive to be that, even if it takes a thousand tries.  I pray to be the steel in your spine and to hold you in times of strife. Your love is ripe. I wanna pick it apart and when I pick it, I wanna take my time.  Every rhyme has a re
Marriage Is So Over Rated Yes Or No.
Well let me start by saying after 15 years together with the same person it was hell. I felt the obligation and she did not it was not meant to be but i hung in there forgive forgive forgive. What did i get thrown out that is what i got she said leave one time to many so i rsvp her offer. If the spouse not faithful do you really have a marriage or do you just have a tax shelter. Which is it you tell me i felt used it took me the first few years to get her to marry me. Now looking back at those twelve years i feel like a class A fool used like toilet paper and thrown away.
Marriage / Relationships * This Made Me Cry*
just wanted to share......   MARRIAGE   When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.   Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?   I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!   With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then
Marry Me
Ok... I get it. I'm a nice looking woman.  So, why are there weirdos that are asking me to marry them? It isn't because I'm nice looking. It isn't because I'm educated? It isn't because I'm an independent woman... It's because they want to see me naked. Seriously?!? Save your fucking breath! I'm not going to marry you so that you can see me naked. I have much more respect for myself than that. Trust me, if I want to cam with you...I'll inform you myself. So stop wasting your precious time asking me over and over and over again...the answer will remain NO!  Ok, I may broadcast and show my face =)...doesn't mean I want to see your dick on cam. I REALLY don't BWAHAHA!!  Love my loyal friends and fans!! ~~Sassi
A Marrige Ended.
That pain that you feel,when a loved one has destroyed your life, and your dreams that you had made together, is far worse than any physcial pain one can endure. Being betrayed and lied to by a loved one whom you thought was your partener for life is one of the most devastating experiances that I myself never want to go through the rest of my life. The mental torture of what did I do? what could I have done to stop this is endless. How can humans hurt eachother like this? Love and happiness come so easy, But a real relationship must be a work in progress at all times. To give up, is the easy way out and is extremely painful for those who are left behind.
Marry Me...
I WANT A MAN WHO HAVE THE GUTZ TO TELL MY FATHER THIS WORDS "Sir can I marry your daughter And   make her my wife I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life And give her the best of   me 'till the day that I die, yeah I'm gonna marry your princess And make her my queen She'll be the most   beautiful bride that I've ever seen Can't wait to smile When she walks down the aisle On the arm of her   father On the day that I marry your daughter.."
Marriage And The Irrepairable Damages It Causes....
  When I mention the word marriage, what is the first word that comes to your mind? Could it be love? Companionship? Fidelity? All of these virtues are ones that any man and woman who decides to embark on the sacred bond of marriage should embrace. Oh I almost forgot honesty lads and lasses. How silly of me. You can't bake a fucked up cake, without all the necessary ingredients now can you? Maybe that's why my wedding cake tasted more like lies and deceit. With just the right amount of bullshit. Mmm Mmm good. Want a piece? I hope this entry makes your fucking toes curl when someone utters the word marriage. I hope it makes you shit and piss yourselves so bad, that you run like hell for that safe little place that we all have come to love. The happy little place called single life.   I guess I was under the dillusion that marriage was this beautiful place. White picket fences and birds chirping. Breakfast in bed naked and all the splendors that come with that. It is nothing more than a
Married Or Not Just Thought You Might Like The Read...
***MARRIED OR NOT*** You Should Read This.... When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then
Married Or Not… You Should Read This
“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman w
Married And Divorcing...
Ok, now is the time to post a little about myself. I don't mind being called an asshole. I don't mind being called names. Names do not hurt me. I've been called alot of different things in my life, but one thing I have never been called is a disloyal...that is, until recently...   I have been married for the past 9 years. My wife, soon-ex, has accused me of being unfaithful, selfish, arrogant, and just generally a bastard. I married the woman with the intention of spending my life with her. But what I thought was going to be a good life turned into a nightmare. i can't stand to be accused of doing something I didn't do. I never cheated on her, never put myself before her when she went through surgery, I always put the kids before myself and never noticed the looks that "other women" would give me. that was the kicker, she always told me that women would look at me and, to her, she just knew they wanted me. The only time I ever noticed a woman looking at me was when I was in telemarke
Married Or Not You Should Read This!!! (married Guy Speaking)
MARRIED OR NOT YOU SHOULD READ THIS!!! (MARRIED GUY SPEAKING) When I got home that night... my wife was serving dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know ...what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. S
Marriage Is Work And Its Worth It
THIS IS MY TAKE.... LIKE IT... LOVE IT.. LEAVE IT.... I DON'T CARE........ MARRIAGE IS NOT EASY, IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE THAT CAN COMMUNICATE, COMPRIMISE. IT TAKES A LOT OF LOVE]AND GIVE AND TAKE. YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF AND YOU STAY BECAUSE WHY? IT IS STUPID.... DEAL WITH LIFE SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY AND LIVE IF YOUR CURRENT WIFE CANNOT GET BY IF YOU LEAVE SET HER UP TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF, SCHOOL, WHATEVER. IF ITS JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS REALLY? GET REAL WITH LIFE DO YOU THINK YOUR KIDS ARE STUPID? THEY AREN'T THEY KNOW AND IT PISSES THEM OFF, MARRIAGE TAKES TWO PEOPLE THAT TRUST ONE ANOTHER, LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND WANT NOTHING MORE THAN MAKING THE OTHER AND THEIR CHILDREN HAPPY. IF YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SHOULD WALK AWAY.... YOUR FAMILY DESERVES MORE THAN THAT
Marry Christmas To All My Friends And Fans
Marry Christmas My World Get My Free Albums Now Fan Exclusive ;) http://www.reverbnation.com/danchancey/song/13955976-sad-angels-2for-you-222?utm_campaign=opengraph&utm_content=song&utm_medium=link&utm_source=facebook Sad Angels 2For You 222 by Dan Chancey www.reverbnation.com Dan Chancey | Alternative | Lakeland, FL Like ·  · Share
Marriage Registration – The Way To Get Legally Recognized
Marriage is a much hyped ceremony in India which is really known for showcasing the wastage of money to a greater extent. The big fat Indian wedding enjoys a huge investment but any amount can never make it legal or registered. Marriages are of different types and have their own definition in the type of province it is being solemnized. The legal or registered marriage is the kind of marriage which is recognized by the state and you get a marriage certificate from the registrar of marriage of that area. Whatever the kind of marriage you witness, you need to get is registered by the registrar. There are countless numbers of people who get married through different traditional practices according to their religion and community but have to get it registered to make it visible in front of the arya samaj mandir marriage. Different marriages are registered under different acts and get a final certificate from the office registrar as a proof of the marriage. Hindu marriages, for instance, a
Marriage Of The 90's
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."
A Marriage Made In Heaven Ou Une Union Impie?
Au cours des derniers mois, plusieurs commentateurs ont discuté de la synergie qui peut être créée lorsque les communications numériques entre les signes numériques et les téléphones cellulaires est activé, via une connexion Bluetooth ou d'autres moyens sans fil. Le concept prend tout son sens. Activé avec cette capacité, numériques out-of-home signes ajouter une nouvelle valeur pour les téléspectateurs et les communicateurs même. Par exemple, dans un magasin de communications entre les signes numériques et les téléphones cellulaires peuvent être utilisés pour améliorer l'expérience d'un client en ajoutant de l'interactivité de poche,(android 4.0) délivrant des messages promotionnels personnalisés ou conférant une autre forme de valeur pour le client. Un exemple souvent cité est la transmission d'un coupon numérique à un client à proximité de signe, comme un coupon pour un article particulier charcuterie à partir d'un panneau d'affichage numérique près du comptoir de charcuterie. Une
Marriage Equality
There has been alot of hoopla about Marriage Equality. I for one would like that. Not for the reason just to get married but for the tax credit that our straight married counterparts get. I went through a Tax course and married couples get alot credits that single people don't. Just because I have no desire to get married to a female, I do however would like to get married to a guy who I love, whoever that may be. I think as an American citizen I have that right.
Married Or Not, You Should Read This ...
“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had sp
Married Or Not, You Should Read This...
9000 Marriott Mourinho Hit Rooney! Chelsea Opened Five Years 60 Million Contract
"Daily Mail": Chelsea Rooney is willing to spend a total of 90 millionMourinho has put Rooney as their number one goal Although Moyes in his Manchester United coach [microblogging] after the first conference confirmed Rooney [microblogging] will stay with the team, but that did not dampen the powers poaching the England [microblogging] striker desires. According to the "Daily Mail" reported that Chelsea [microblogging] [microblogging] still want to get Wayne Rooney, cheap jerseys and if he agreed to join the Blues, Abu will provide a total of 60 million high contract. Mourinho in the summer, has been hoping to reinforce Chelsea striker, but with Cavani landing in Paris, staying confirm Lewandowski Dortmund,AC Milan jersey available Mourinho have fewer and fewer choices. Rooney has become the number one target of the Portuguese coach. Although Moyes has announced Rooney left the team, but the "Daily Mail" reported that the differences between the two sides yet to be properly
Marriage
Marriage is a serious, yet joyous, bond. If you are considering getting married, remember that it is permanent. It is a representation of Christ's love for His church - and just like that bond - your marriage should be a serious, lasting commitment. We are all human, so sometimes things happen in life that can cause strife in a marriage. But that does not mean that you should abandon it! Instead, we should all endure the trials that are required to fix a marriage if we are in one. There is no storybook or fairytale love and that is what gets many marriages into trouble. People sometimes form marriage on superficial and SHORT TERM feelings. The real love you should have in a marriage is a deep, Christian love. It is the love of God, of your partner, and of life. Life should be celebrated with your chosen partner, even when the going gets tough. So if you are thinking about getting married or you are having trouble with your current marriage, you should turn to God for help See what
Mars
The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do,"responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" The Martian begins to slap his forehead. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively lon
Mars And Venus
Mars and Venus 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female Any part under a car’s hood. Male The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another Male Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female A desire to get married and raise a family. Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female A good movie, concert, play or book. Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female A device for changing from one TV channel to ano
The Marsden Grotto
This is about 2 miles from where I live Marsden Grotto, South Shields The Marsden Grotto, locally known as The Grotto, is a public house located on the coast at Marsden in South Shields, Tyne & Wear. The pub is unique in being the only 'cave bar' in Europe. The Grotto is now a pub/restaurant serving mainly seafood. The Grotto is partly dug into the cliff face and fronted with a more conventional building opening onto the beach. Currently The Grotto includes a large bar, the inside cave with another bar and pool room, a bistro, a heated terrace on the beach and a full restaurant upstairs. Access is either by lift from the car park or by a zigzag stair case on the cliff at the side of the building. The lift is housed in a brick shaft rising from the front of the building. There have long been tales of hauntings at the Grotto, mainly relating to a smuggler who was reputedly murdered by his fellow criminals after selling information to HM Customs. It is said that he was
Mars Volta 3 Songs
Marshall Tucker Band
Marshmallow Hair Do.
another by the grizz: For the lady who stares at my fat hairy chest Wishing SHe could touch it, being better than the rest INstead she roasts a marshmellow and chucks it at me Laughing an evil laugh, one with no pity She maked it land on my chest Leaving her mark, one of the best Now she walks away, giggling like a fool Not seeing me as i follow her with a haircutting tool In the end of all of this fun which is too true I have a Cupcake brand, shes got a Grizzly Bear hair do We both laugh and giggle at the other ones mark Not leaving the other til its dark.
Mars / Venus
Just goes to show how differently men and women look at things... HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surpri
Mars Close, But Not Big-as-moon Close I'm Pissed Read!!!
HERE IS A WEB SITE I JUST WENT TOO.... http://qconline.com/archives/qco/display.php?id=351902&comment_sub=done#comments I WAS TOLD MARS WAS GOING TO BE BIG!!1 WELL JUST READ... SOMEONE TOLD ME WRONG AND I TOLD YOU WRONG... I'M REALLY SORRY EVERYONE!!!!! Posted Online: Posted online: August 27, 2007 5:52 PM Print publication date: 08/28/2007 Mars close, but not big-as-moon close Comment on this story By Lindsay Schoon, lschoon@qconline.com Ink Cartridge Source Refill your inks & toners * Save up to 50% * Color & black copies made here. At the end of August each year, some people are frightened, or intrigued, by the idea that Mars will appear as big in the night sky as the moon. Chain e-mails have spread advertising a rare occurrence of an enormous Mars, and planetariums have received calls from people who are concerned. Experts, however, say there is nothing to get excited about -- it's simply a hoax. "There's a horrible joke going around about the ap
Marshall's Faves
Every night if I let him I would get stuck reading Toy Story. So now is the time I have to break him of taking his Fave toy to school. His most fave one is BUZZ and his fave book. Im missing Green Eggs and Ham now,lol. He is Excited about going to school.
Marshall Tucker Band "can't You See"
Marshals Moved Brown's Home Wtprn
Marshals moved Brown's home WTPRN Marshals that moved Brown's home WTPRN I wanted to get you a message about the U.S. Marshals that moved into position at the Brown's home. WTPRN is there live covering the actions taken by the Men in Black stationed at the bottom of the hill. You can tune in live and even chime into the broadcast by visiting www.wtprn.com or clicking this link: http://www.wtprn.com/listen.shtml We need to get the word out! Let the powers that be know that the world is watching. If you have a list, please forward this message. Otherwise, visit http://www.wtprn.com/listen.shtml to get the play by play of the Marshal's actions and hopefully deter them from taking further action. Gary RTR National Director
Marshals Moved Brown's Home Wtprn
Marshals moved Brown's home WTPRN Marshals that moved Brown's home WTPRN I wanted to get you a message about the U.S. Marshals that moved into position at the Brown's home. WTPRN is there live covering the actions taken by the Men in Black stationed at the bottom of the hill. You can tune in live and even chime into the broadcast by visiting www.wtprn.com or clicking this link: http://www.wtprn.com/listen.shtml We need to get the word out! Let the powers that be know that the world is watching. If you have a list, please forward this message. Otherwise, visit http://www.wtprn.com/listen.shtml to get the play by play of the Marshal's actions and hopefully deter them from taking further action. Gary RTR National Director
Marshalaw
Mars - More Then Meets The Eye (revised Version)
Mars - More then meets the eye (Revised Version)
Marshals Investigate Potential Threats To The Nation
Marshals investigate potential threats to the nation Reno appologizes and says, "this is kind of old but this was the sonest I could get this out." so I will break it up in sections, Renos thoughts and words are in red. Marshals investigate potential threats to the nation By Michael Hampton Posted: October 7, 2007 3:50 am Satire became reality Friday afternoon when half a dozen armed federal agents wearing body armor showed up at this author's home and detained everyone in the house for nearly 90 minutes to determine who might pose a threat to the government. Marshal John Bolen of the U.S. Marshals Office of Protective Intelligence traveled to Manchester, N.H., to investigate threats of violence allegedly made against Steven McAuliffe, a federal judge in the district court in Concord, and other federal officials in the area. He brought along with him other marshals and agents who would only say that they were with the Treasury Department. Later in the afternoon
Mars Rover Finds Signs Of Past Life On Mars
NASA says its Mars rover Spirit has discovered "the best evidence yet" of a past habitable environment on the planet's surface. Spirit has been exploring a plateau called Home Plate, where it discovered silica-rich soil in May. Researchers are now trying to determine what produced the patch of nearly pure silica - the main ingredient of window glass. They believe the deposits came from an ancient hot-spring environment or an environment called a fumarole, in which acidic steam rises through cracks. On Earth, both of these types of settings teem with microbial life, said rover chief scientist Steve Squyres. "Whichever of those conditions produced it, this concentration of silica is probably the most significant discovery by Spirit for revealing a habitable niche that existed on Mars in the past," he said. "The evidence is pointing most strongly toward fumarolic conditions, like you might see in Hawaii and in Iceland. "Compared with deposits formed at hot springs, we know less about how
Mars Closest Viewing Until 2016
Mars will be closer to Earth this month than any time until the year 2016. The red planet is now the brightest "star" in the evening sky and is already above the horizon as evening twilight fades away. But give it at least two more hours – until about 8 p.m. – for it to climb above the poor atmospheric seeing that's near the horizon. By then, this brilliant yellow-orange world will be at an altitude of around 30 degrees as seen from mid-northern latitudes. Your clenched fist held at arm's length is roughly equal to 10 degrees, so by 8 p.m. Mars will be about "three-fists" up from the east-northeast horizon. Mars appears much sharper and steadier when it crosses the southern meridian, about a half hour after local midnight. Its altitude as seen from most mid-northern latitudes is then about 75-degrees (more than "seven fists" up from the southern horizon). Mars is retrograding (moving westward) through the stars of Gemini and will cross over into Taurus on Dec. 30. It will come
Marshall And I 12-24-07
Merry Christmas/ Yule TO ALL my Friends!! be safe this Holiday Season!! H*U*G*S*
Marshamallows Wtf???
Ok, so they say that many of the foods that we eat are discovered accidentally or derived from mistakes made in the kitchen. Much like the story we have all heard about the person that was cutting up potatoes in the kitchen and clumsily dropped one of them in a pot of bubbling oil. "Holy shit!!! I just made a potato chip! I am going to be a gazillionaire and a contributing factor to the rising obesity problems in Americans!" Ok, well maybe it wasn't quite like that, but you get the idea. So, I was bored today and with my undying need to make freaking Smores last night, I began to find myself wondering how the hell a marshmallow came to be. Seriously, what genius was chillin in his kitchen one night, with a 50 pound bag of sugar, corn syrup, dextrose, modified food starch (corn), gelatin, natural and artificial flavor, tetrasodium pyrophosphate and blue 1? (obviously I read the ingredients from the bag) My first question is... What exactly is IN this natural and artificial flavor?
Mars Sued For 6 Million By Naked Cowboy
NEW YORK (Feb. 13) - New York City street performer "The Naked Cowboy " is suing Mars Inc. for $6 million over the use of his trademark look -- white underwear, cowboy boots and a hat -- by a blue M&M candy on a Times Square billboard. For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in Times Square, where he strums a guitar on a street corner while dressed in his skimpy signature costume. In a lawsuit filed this week in Manhattan federal court, Burck said that two oversized Times Square billboards that promote M&Ms used his look without compensating him. The billboards feature a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar alongside views of New York including street scenes and the Statue of Liberty. Burck is suing privately held Mars Inc., which makes M&Ms, and Chute Gerdeman Inc., an Ohio agency that he said created the ad, for trademark infringement. Neither company was immediately available for comment. "Just like The Naked Cowboy does on a daily basis in Times Squ
Marsha Marsha Marsha!!
Your 1950s Name is: Marsha Gail What's Your 1950s Name?
Mars Vs. Venus Auction Ends Today!!
Mars vs. Venus Auction Please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer! MishNumber1 ♥ Fubar World Cruise & WISEUKF Owner ♥ of SUP, Club FAR & Shadow Levelers@ fubar
Mars Horizon As Seen By Phoenix Lander
Mars & Venus
who lives on venus, and who lives on Mars? I don't get men, i really dont. Why would one tell you, that they are done, don't want you anymore, don't love you, and then accuse you of cheating, or follow you around, and otherwise obsess? Perhaps it's one of those things, that is what *THEY* are doing, so they accuse others of that as well. I just don't get it. Call me a fat whore, tell me ya don't love me, tell me you don't want to be with me, yet act like you are upset at the thought of me moving on. Just the thought mind you. nothing more. If ya didn't want me to move on, then maybe you should have done something, anything.....to be with me. How about, DONT tell me to move on. You wanted me to move on, don't act like it's a crime for me to do so.... I'm like anyone else. I just want to be loved. That's all i really want.
~ Mars Day Charm ~
Today is Tuesday, ruled by Mars. Sacred to the god of war, this is a good time to prepare for conflict. Sometimes disputes resolve gracefully; other times, you must assert yourself in ways that other people just won’t like. Use this charm to store power for when you need to say no and make it stick. You will need a square of red cloth, red thread, and a red stone such as a garnet. You’ll also need at least one Mars herb such as garlic, thistle, or pepper, and an essential oil like dragon’s blood, galangal, or ginger. Bundle the herb and stone into the cloth, add one drop of essential oil, and tie with thread. Focus on absorbing the Mars energy of the day. When you need the stored power, apply one drop of essential oil to the bundle and one to your wrist, and carry the bundle with you.
The Mars Volta Live In Austin!
OMG, I have been looking for footage of this amazing concert I saw of them back in Sept at ACL fest, and oh shit, here is 10 min of their opening number "Goliath". This song was 30 fucking min long when I saw it, but this portion is killer. Mostly shouting this out to anyone who may remotely like the band! (Misty know's where it's at lol) so yeah, here it is
Mar-4-09 Screw The Pooch
screw the pooch To make a major mistake. Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was drunk last night.
Mar-23-09 Self-first
self-first The rule used to get out of the "bros before hos" rule. Only to be used when there is a more than 80 percent chance of getting laid. I know our rule is bros befo' hos, but you see that girl all up on me? it's self-first tonight. Sorry, playa.
Mar-24-09 Spit Game
spit game To flirt with or mack on somebody, but usually not very seriously. i think I'll go out and spit game at some ladies tongiht, but I'm not looking to take any home.
Mars
The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter thatwill culminate in the closest approach between the two planets inrecorded history. The next time Mars may come this close isin 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs onMars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only becertain that Mars has not come this close to Earthin the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as60,000 years before it happens again.The encounter will culminate on August 27th whenMars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth andwill be (next to the moon) the brightest object inthe night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide At a modest75-power magnificationMars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.Mars will be easy to spot. At thebeginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m.and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.By the end of August when the two planets areclosest
Mars Opposition 2010
Mars And A Colorful Lunar Fog Bow
Mars Over The Allalinhorn
Mars Near M44
Marshalls Nj Style Spaghetti Sauce
With the ingredients mentioned this will make enough sauce for 8-10 plates/bowls(or less depending on how much you like to put on your dishes)   Start with:   1 (29oz) can of plain sauce.  1 (14oz) can of diced tomatoes(I use diced tomatoes as they cook, the seasoning and spices cook into the chucks, enhancing the flavor while cooking) 1 (6oz) can of tomato paste(for added thickness)   Mix these together in a large sauce pan/pot and simmer for 30 minutes to heat the sauce base up. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH AND STIR THE SAUCE OR IT WILL BURN AND TASTE LIKE SUCH!   After this point you'll start to add the spices and seasonings to flavor.   1 TBSP of Parsley(Crushed) 1 TBSP of Bay Leaf(Crushed. If you use whole leaves two should be enough, but make sure to remove them when the sauce is done cooking) 1 TSP of Marjoram 1/2 TSP of Caraway seed 1 TSP of Basil(Crushed) 1 TSP of Thyme(you may need to add more to taste) 1/2 TSP of Black Pepper 1 Clove of Garlic(minced, chopped, or
Mars In Virgo
Mars in Virgo This person may seem modest and self-effacing, but that modesty and reserve doesn't necessarily extend to the bedroom. They might seem innocent, but underneath there's a hot and horny lover just dying to get out! You'll have to play your cards right, though. This sweetie makes a very skillful and attentive lover when their passion is aroused, but they are very selective about what kind of lover they're looking for. They can seem very reserved and they will definitely want you to come on to them, not the other way around, so make sure you put a little effort into flirting and pick up lines or else you won't get a chance to be with them naked. If everything goes according to plan and you end up fucking, you'll quickly discover that they love to be dominated. They get very hot and horny when you are telling them what to do, and they love those submissive positions. Put them where you want them and expect lots of oral sex. They also love an air of pretense and mystery so con
Marshal : Mike Mussina Lineup Minds Than In The Past Most Of The Use Is Chelsea Torres
Mourinho 's Chelsea [ ​​microblogging ] [ microblogging ] [ microblogging ] [ microblogging ] lost two straight , the media has said Mourinho crisis . In this regard, the former England [ microblogging ] [ microblogging ] marshal Venables in the " Sun" column , wrote , cheap soccer jerseys and now need to retrieve when Mike Mussina Jagged style. Venables column : Mourinho returned to Chelsea , but if watching their last two games, you may not realize that he has come back . Road loss to Everton on Saturday , lost at home to Basel on Wednesday ,Barcelona jersey these two games are the most unlike Mourinho coached the game, not just the result of bad, more importantly, the team's performance . These two games , Chelsea is not what we expected that team , not that " special one " of the team , and the first Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho compared to the period from the time there is obviously a high standard gap. Losing 1-0 at Goodison Park , this Chelsea have more th
Martinis.,,,,,,,,yum
You Are A Margarita Martini You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk. You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks. You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning! Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games. Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Martini
You Are a Classic Martini You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated. You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted. You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you! Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Martini
Once settled in for a evening of sinful pleasure the dim red lights seem to mock the dancing shadows. Running my fingers up and down her sweet curvy lines I leave my lips to some exploring. Feeding like a starved vampire on her raw sexual energy I take to her as a man with no inhibitions. At first I felt slight guilt at devouring her sweet tender soul with monstrous like intentions, only to see in her face a wicked grin peering in-between the moments of pleasure and seconds of bliss ripe with pain. Her eyes stare into mine as almost a dare to push further and bend the boundary’s of what could be. I held her firmly and she dug her nails into my body an screamed into me. All of the sweetest word except the word of the evening which was martini. She was a rare kind of woman, who sought power by submission, took every thing I had to give and smiled with a whisper she said that tonight nothing is forbidden and she hasn’t had yet to have her sprit broken. I then ravaged her in the most
Martial Problems
ok so this is the story, i have been married since july 7 2005. i lvoe my hubby to death but here recently after i had the baby he has been jealous about how much attention the baby is getting and how he is really not getting any at all, so he resorted to getting online and talking in chat rooms with women that he knows nothing about, telling them that me and him are getting a divorce and that im a bad person and he looks at cams of females showing their stuff to them and then he lies to me about talking to them and lieing to them and says that im just jealous and that im always thinking that he is doing something wrong but the proof is right there in front of me in his message archieve. WHAT SHOULD I DO, HOW CAN I GO AND MOVE FORWARD ABOUT HIM PUTTING MY THROUGH ALL THIS??????
Martian Lovin'
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member-about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impres
Martini!
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Martha Dancing To Cassie's Me And You
Martin
I have never been so in love in my entire life, actually i didnt know you could love some one this much.. and i cant wait til he finally asks me to marry... i know he's going to... he said he wants to... I just cant wait to be his wife, take his name....
Martial Arts Training
Hello everyone. I am looking for people in the St. Louis area or anywhere that would like to learn the form of martial arts that I have created. It is known as the Kakusareta style. If anyone would like lessons in person or through the internet please contact me. Thank you
Martha Graham
You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled, then something has been lost. -- Martha Graham
Marty Party/crossphyre- Come On Down. Addas Friend, Rate,comment, Fun, Good Time, Outgoing People Person . Can Never Have To Many Friends'!
http://cherrytap.com/user/412985
Martina Navratilova
Just go out there and do what you've to to do. -- Martina Navratilova
Martha Stewart's Holiday "to Do" List
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener. December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration. December 7 Debug Windows '2000 December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. December 11 Lay Faberge egg. December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts. December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" in case tir
Martin Nodell, The Creator Of Green Lantern, The Comic Book Superhero Who Uses His Magical Ring To Help Him Fight Crime, Has Died.
MIAMI - Martin Nodell, the creator of Green Lantern, the comic book superhero who uses his magical ring to help him fight crime, has died. He was 91. Nodell died at a nursing home in Muskego, Wis., on Saturday of natural causes, his son Spencer Nodell told The Associated Press on Tuesday. He previously lived in West Palm Beach. Nodell was looking for a new idea for a comic book in 1940 when he was waiting for a New York subway and saw a train operator waving a lantern displaying a green light, said Maggie Thompson, senior editor of Comics Buyer's Guide. Nodell imagined a young engineer, Alan Scott, a train crash survivor who discovers in the debris an ancient lantern forged from a green meteor. Scott constructs a ring from the lamp that gives him super powers, and becomes a crime fighter. He brought his drawings and story lines to All-American Publications, which later became a part of National Periodical Publications, the company that was to become DC Comics, Thompson sai
Martini Logic...
You Are A Blueberry Martini You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?
Marty Party
- Get Your Own
A Martial Art For Peace
A Martial Art For Peace Mark Binder's HomeAikido - History and Future Published in Aikido Journal, Summer 1997 by Mark Binder "A martial art for peace..." That is how Aikido has been described. When you tell this to someone accustomed to the films of Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, they nod their heads and smile, humoring you. Practicing for war while professing peace? That just doesn't seem possible. Spectators watching Aikido exhibitions are frequently struck by the graceful flowing movements, and the seemingly effortless way that nage throws uke across the room. Sometimes it looks as though the attackers simply fall down in advance of the throw, and they feel as if someone is cheating. Perhaps, they wonder, there is too much cooperation going on here. Aikido, they conclude, looks really cool, but would be ultimately impractical "on the street." When Morihei Ueshiba, Aikido's founder, was alive, no one questioned the art. Ueshiba was a trained swordsman, a practitioner of Aik
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King Day....
Today is Martin Luther King Day and tho I know very little about the man, I think its great we honor what he stood for and what he tried to achieve.... People are EQUAL...Whites are no better than blacks or anyone else for that matter....We are all part of one big happy, and extremely dysfunctional family.... He once said the words "I have a dream.." and things took off like wildfire....and worked for the betterment of all people... We as humans cant look down on others because of their skin color or race...Its not right nor is it fair...We all share this planet we call our home... Those that cant see this, IE the skinheads, the fourth reich, etc etc, need to get a grip and join us in the new millenium.... This is a time of wonders and miracles....And we ALL deserve to be a part of it... And Im painfully aware alot of you wont agree with me on this but you know what, I DONT CARE...You live your life as you see fit and believe in what YOU want and Ill do the same...
Martin Luther King - I Have A Dream!
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.” I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.
Martin Luther King Day
It's Martin Luther King day today. He's one of my heroes. My birthday often falls on Martin Luther king day. I sometimes wonder if that's partly the way I am today. It doesn't make much sense that it is a governent holiday. Why celebrate soemthing that your practices don't support? Even gov. jobs there are still dress codes, and human resources people who hire partly on the base of appearance. Not soley on race,or the color of someone's skin color, but is seems like about the same thing. It's still not the content of their character or anything, but they way they look. Forcing certain appearances on people has that tendency to add to people's predjudices against how people look. Sometimes against those looks that they try to stop people from having, and sometimes against the way the people look that try to force other people look a certain way. Make any sense?
Martin Luther King, Jr.
War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrows.- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martyr
so love me. and i'll keep you. while you. sing me a sad song. send me nightmare. lie to me. and break my heart. i can take it. i'll take all your pain. and carry it myself. i'm your martyr.
Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine
Martha Stewart VS. Maxine Martha Stewart - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine - Leftover wine?? Hello!! Martha Stewart - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! Martha Stewart - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. Martha Stewart - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Martha Stewart - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
Marty Playing A Live Viedo(me!)playing Drums' To-iron Maidens'- Flight Of Icaurus!
Marty Party Playin The Xlyphone- Just A Fun Time Jam!
Martina Mcbride~a Broken Wing
She loved him like he was The last man on Earth Gave him everything she ever had He'd break her spirit down Then come lovin' up on her Give a little, then take it back She'd tell him about her dreams He'd just shoot 'em down Lord he loved to make her cry You're crazy for believin' You'll ever leave the ground He said, Only angels know how to fly And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly One Sunday morning She didn't go to church He wondered why she didn't leave He went up to the bedroom Found a note by the window With the curtains blowin' in the breeze And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly
Martin Heidegger
A giving which gives only its gift, but in the giving holds itself back and withdraws, such a giving we call sending. Martin Heidegger Agriculture is now a motorized food industry, the same thing in its essence as the production of corpses in the gas chambers and the extermination camps, the same thing as blockades and the reduction of countries to famine, the same thing as the manufacture of hydrogen bombs. Martin Heidegger As the ego cogito, subjectivity is the consciousness that represents something, relates this representation back to itself, and so gathers with itself. Martin Heidegger Before considering the question that is seemingly always the most immediate one and the only urgent one, What shall we do? we ponder this: How must we think? For thinking is genuine activity, genuine taking a hand, if to take a hand means to lend a hand to... the coming to presence of Being. Martin Heidegger Being and time determine each other reciprocally, but in such a mann
Marty/party/crossphyre Live Drums'- Balls' To The Wall !
Marty Playing The Drums' Live To Rush - Force Ten! Neil Peart My #1 Idol!
MARTY PLAYING IT L...Hosted by eSnips
Marty Playing Rush - Force Ten Live On Drums'! This 1 Is Converted So No Download/sorry I Messed Up And Forgot To Convert Last Time! C/t Rocks'!
Martini
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Marty
MY BROTHER MARTYClick to see his page. JOSEPH MARTIN KINGMAY 4, 1959MARCH 19, 2002
Martin Named King Of Puerto Rican Parade New York City's
NEW YORK Mar 15, 2007 (AP)— Ricky Martin, Puerto Rico's all-time top-selling artist, added a new honor to go with his multiple Grammy awards on Thursday he was named king of the 50th annual National Puerto Rican Day Parade in New York. Parade organizers said the honor recognizes Martin's musical success and his efforts to fight the exploitation of children worldwide. "He has always expressed his pride as a Puerto Rican and a Latino," parade committee president Madelyn Lugo said in a news release. "He has served as one of our greatest ambassadors, and we can't think of a better role model to honor as the King of the Parade." Martin, named Person of the Year in 2006 by the Latin Recording Academy, accepted with gusto. "I am honored and very humbly accept the invitation to participate in the 50th anniversary of the national Puerto Rican parade," he said. Lugo said that while the parade has awarded other titles before such as grand marshal and padrino, or godfather, this ye
Marty Kays Live Drums' - Fight Back !!!
Marty Kays Live On Drums'- Bon Jovi - Keep The Faith !
Marty...
so why is it that someone can pour their heart and soul into someone and have that someone profess to love you and want to b with you and then turn around and not b there for you when you need them the most...and then say such painful things like they have better things to do with their life then think and dwell on you...how is it that some men can have no feelings at all?
Martha Or Maxine
Are you a Martha or Maxine? Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. *Maxine's Way * Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. *Maxine's Way * Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." *Maxine's Way * If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite wit
Martha Or Maxine??????
Are you a Martha or Maxine? *Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! To keep
Martin Luther King - Very Interesting
This information was fascinating to me, since my Dad went to Boston CTS with MLK and played ping-pong with him regularly. The Truth About Martin Luther King, Jr.-Truth! & Fiction! Summary of the eRumor A collection of alleged facts about Martin Luther King that are critical of the Civil Rights leader. The Truth Let's take them one at a time: His name wasn't Martin Luther King-Confusing! According to all accounts, the name on Martin Luther King's birth certificate is Michael and there is no evidence that he changed it. He didn't pick the name Martin Luther out of the air, however. It was the name his father used and claimed to have given to his son. According to Africana.com, Martin Luther King, Sr. said that his son's given name was Martin Luther but that the doctor who delivered him put "Michael" on the birth certificate, something he didn't know until much later. Until adulthood, Martin Luther King, Jr. was known as "M.L." or "Michael." Martin Luther King p
Marthas Or Maxines Way
*Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. *Maxine's Way * Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year. *Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. *Maxine's Way * Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." *Maxine's Way * If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto:
Martinis In The Pulpit
Martinis In The Pulpit The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, "How can I relax?" The monsignor, a veteran of his work, said, "My son, this Sunday it might help if you put a martini in the water pitcher instead of water. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly." Sunday came and the young priest did as the monsignor suggested. He believed everything went very well. After the sermon, the young priest asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "Just fine, except you should remember the following before addressing the congregation again: "Next time, sip the martini rather than gulping it down. "There are 10 Commandments, not 12. "There are 12 disciples, not 10. "David 'slew' Goliath, he didn't 'kick the shit out of him.' "We don't refer to the Cross as the 'Big T.' "We don't refer to our Savior Jesus Christ and his Disciples as 'J
Martial Law
Martial Law has arrived Nancy Levant Nancy Levant May 31, 2007 Okay, what does it take to declare Martial Law in America? It takes 1) a declared state of emergency, 2) a readied "homeland" paramilitary system to enforce the powers of Martial Law, and 3) one signature of the one person who has the authority to make the declaration. So, let's get this straight. 1) In 1933, America's WAS declared into a state of emergency, which has never been rescinded. We ARE PRESENTLY in a declared state of emergency (and have been for nearly 75 years), 2) multiple paramilitary systems have been raised, readied, operating, and practicing — beginning in 1974, and 3) the president of the united States need only sign a piece of paper to END the constitutional government of the united States. On May 9, 2007, our president signed a National Security Presidential Directive — an unconstitutional piece of paper — which gave to himself the powers of total dictatorship over the entire nation (N
~ Martina Mcbride - A Broken Wing ~
~ Martina Mcbride - Independence Day ~
~ Martina Mcbride - Valentine ~
clipped from video.google.com 
Martin Truex Jr
Martin Truex Jr
Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks
> > GENERAL: > > 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. > > 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. > > 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. > > 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. > > 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still rude > to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home. > > > DINING OUT: > > 1. When decanting wine from the box, make sure that you tilt the paper cup > and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. > > 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands. > > > ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME: > > 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a > taxidermist. > > 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners > are. > > > PERSONAL HYGIENE: > > 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job
Martha Jane Koman: 1956 - 2007
My wife Martha died in her sleep with me at her side at 10:15 PM 12 June 2007, after a long battle with breast cancer. We had 14 wonderful years together.
Martin Truex Jr
Martin Luther King
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv
Martial Law
HAS MARTIAL LAW ARRIVED? Nancy Levant August 14, 2007 NewsWithViews.com Okay, what does it take to declare Martial Law in America? It takes 1) a declared state of emergency, 2) a readied “homeland” paramilitary system to enforce the powers of Martial Law, and 3) one signature of the one person who has the authority to make the declaration. So, let’s get this straight. 1) In 1933, America WAS declared into a state of emergency, which has never been rescinded. We ARE PRESENTLY in a declared state of emergency (and have been for nearly 75 years), 2) multiple paramilitary systems have been raised, readied, operating, and practicing – beginning in 1974, and 3) the president of the united States need only sign a piece of paper to END the constitutional government of the united States. On May 9, 2007, our president signed a National Security Presidential Directive – an unconstitutional piece of paper – which gave to himself the powers of total dictatorship over th
Martini?
LMAO... ok... hmm... I love Appletinis... but usually go for Margaritas, Wine or Jack and Coke... hmmm... You Are a a Martini Woman Truly classy and refined, you drink like a lady. You know how to hold your liquor, and you always keep your composure. And you demand the same in a guy - especially if he can remain a gentleman while drunk. You prefer to date successful men, who can pay for your quality drinks.
Martyrdom
I need to exercise my prerogative, to humor the ridiculous, go out on a limb or remain the pious hold out and risk persecution. So be it. I can't validate the guilty pleasure, hang-up or self-indulgence, but I can rationalize being a willing slave to its pressure or condescend to acquiesce to avoid real suffering, even garner sympathy for my righteous sacrifice or implied martyrdom. Thus I can step it up or hang out, submit to the charade, or sacrifice to what end? But it's the inevitably lame justification that prompts posturing, or playing victim, dumb or innocent. Today I can take it, fake it, quit kidding myself, or put an end to tempting resistance and just grin and bear it. Or, call their bluff!
Martial Law Has Arrived Nierika Ty
Martial Law has arrived nierika TY Martial Law has arrived Nancy Levant May 31, 2007 Okay, what does it take to declare Martial Law in America? It takes 1) a declared state of emergency, 2) a readied "homeland" paramilitary system to enforce the powers of Martial Law, and 3) one signature of the one person who has the authority to make the declaration. So, let's get this straight. 1) In 1933, America's WAS declared into a state of emergency, which has never been rescinded. We ARE PRESENTLY in a declared state of emergency (and have been for nearly 75 years), 2) multiple paramilitary systems have been raised, readied, operating, and practicing — beginning in 1974, and 3) the president of the united States need only sign a piece of paper to END the constitutional government of the united States. On May 9, 2007, our president signed a National Security Presidential Directive — an unconstitutional piece of paper — which gave to himself the powers of t
Martial Law (3 Of 3)
Martial Law (3 of 3)Add to My Profile | More Videos
Martial Law (2 Of 3)
Martial Law (2 of 3)Add to My Profile | More Videos
Martial Law (1 Of 3)
Martial Law (1 of 3)Add to My Profile | More Videos
Martial Law 9/11: Rise Of The Police State...
Martial Law 9/11: Rise of the Police State...
Martial Law And Conditioning The Masses.
Martial Law And Conditioning The Masses.
Martial Law/long War/war Plans/ramsey Clark/nader/greenspan
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Lo Date: 17 Sep 2007, 19:04 Dandelion Salad Latest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion Salad Latest news and videos: What Bush's invasion would look like in the United States (link; map) President Bush settles on Gonzales replacement In Case Of Martial Law, Break Glass By Dale Allen Pfeiffer America's "Long War": The Legacy of the Iraq-Iran and Soviet-Afghan Wars by Mahdi Darius Nazemroaya Bush Administration War Plans directed against Iran by Michel Chossudovsky Ramsey Clark: Human Dignity Means Nothing To This Administration (video) Ralph Nader: How M
Martin Luther King Jr
I have a dream this afternoon... That the brotherhood of Man will become a reality... and this hope- that this day,I will go out and carve a tunnel of hope through the mountain of despair... that This day, I will go out with you and transform dark yesterdays into bright tomorrows- that this day we will be able to achieve this new day, when ALL of God's children: Black men and White men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics will be able to join hands and sing with the Negroes in the spiritual world- Free at last... FREE AT LAST... THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST!!! Marin Luther King Jr... More perfect words have never been spoken, I have nothing to add... Sadly, I look forward to the day they are finally achieved
Martha In Mirror
Free Video Hosting
Martyn Joseph: How Did We End Up Here
Martika - Toy Soldiers
Martha Or Maxine?
*Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You're probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. For goodness sake! Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. *Maxine's Way * When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." If you over salt a dish while you're cooking, that's too bad. Recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you'll eat it
Martial Law In A Nutshell--15 Questions
Martial Law in a Nutshell--15 Questions By Mary Maxwell, Ph.D. Online Journal Contributing Writer http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/printer_160.shtml Nov 9, 2005, 00:21 1. Q: Is it likely that martial law is imminent in the U.S.? A: Yes. The way has been partially cleared for it legally by the Homeland Security Act, that 'grandfathered in' the whole of a secret 1979 executive order dealing with emergency rule. One legal hurdle to martial law still remains, namely, the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which explicitly forbids soldiers to participate in domestic law enforcement. However, Congress could easily annul the Posse Comitatus Act, and is being pressured by the attorney general and the Pentagon to do just that. 2. Q: What is martial law? A: In popular usage, martial law means that some or all civil liberties are suspended. For example, there could be a curfew, which would prevent people from exercising their normal liberty to walk around after 9 p.m. Legally,
Marty Speaking German And Geeks Have Been Sighted!
Good Morning Happy day Elf Verders Day… Ooops that is how it sounds but actually that is good bye in German. (Auf Wiedersehen) Oh well there goes my knowledge of how to say good morning to all… Guten Morgen I think that is also Amish… nary fret I am all over the board right now…due to computer malfunctions and you name it. I did get some answers to my questions from Writer Deb and Vegas Peach but…alas it was a bit over my head…just kidding I was under my desk when I read it…just kidding. Oh Oh..oh I did see the Geek-Squad pass by me on the highway…and all my thoughts of racing them down in the Durango were dashed when I quickly was noticed, them were not in the Turd Mobile. I mean Volkswagen. That is why I was looking for a German saying… now it all comes to light, as I change my light bulb in my head…The Geek Squad normally rides in and drives a Volkswagen Beatle. However, in this episode of the weak minded and totally unashamed to say so (until my computer gets running better that is
Martha Stewart's Pagan Yule
Martha Stewart's Pagan Yule December 1: Bury turkey carcass from Thanksgiving under the Holly tree to decorate the halls with. Draw pentagram in the dirt with silver dust to prevent pet She-Wolf from digging up the bones. December 2: Order 20 cases of Irish whiskey to be left for the Good Folk on Yule. Re-bury turkey carcass, redo pentagram in gold dust. December 3: Draw pentagram on each sheet of toilet paper using silver marker for that festive holiday touch. Have staff re-roll the paper onto Victorian "crackers" for that surprise element. Re-bury carcass, consecrate concrete block, spray paint with gold and use as planter for poinsettia. Place over carcass. December 4: Take She-Wolf to vet for eating poinsettia. Send out telepathic party invitations to 200 witches, shamans, and druids for Yule party. December 5: Ex-mother in law's birthday. Send Victoria Secret's nightgown rubbed with stinging nettle. Begin receiving telepathic RSVP's for Yule party. De
Martinis
Martinis... One isnt enough and 8 are too many.
Martini Lounge!!!! (now Hiring)
> Come an join the family from AFTERSHOCK Great Friends , great Chat!!
Martin Luther King Events
A list of events in and around the city commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. Day. This list includes the events we know about. Please contact us 529-6351 with additional events. New Orleans 10 a.m. - City Hall memorial program 10 a.m. – Interfaith Service – Holy Name of Jesus, 6363 St. Charles Ave. 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. – Audubon Park, aquarium open. 11 a.m. - Parade from City Hall to MLK statue on South Claiborne Avenue 12 Noon - March Uptown from Washington and Annunciation to Sixth Baptist Church at Felicity and Chippewa. Pastor is Torin Sanders. Closing ceremony and refreshments served at Church. 2 p.m. – 6 p.m. Free reception, N.O. Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Art Exhibit at the N.O. African-American Museum of Art, Culture and History, 1418 Governor Nicholls. 2:30 p.m. Hornets v. Milwaukee special MLK day game
Martin Luther King Jr. I Have A Dream
I Have a Dream delivered by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial Washington, DC, on August 28, 1963 "I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in t
Martin Luther King "i Have A Dream" Vid
I am starting off my dedication to Black History Month Early. I hope to keep it going all year. Starting off with my favorite speech of all time. While I do feel we have yet to reach all the goals slated in this speech. I am looking to make a change one day at a time.
Marty Robbins - El Paso
Marty Robbins - Blue Spanish Eyes
Marty Robbins - The Streets Of Laredo
Martina Mcbride - Valentine
If there were no words No way to speak I would still hear you If there were no tears No way to feel inside I'd still feel for you And even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart until the end of time You're all I need, my love, my Valentine All of my life I have been waiting for All you give to me You've opened my eyes And showed me how to love unselfishly I've dreamed of this a thousand times before In my dreams I couldn't love you more I will give you my heart Until the end of time... You're all I need, my love, my Valentine ladadadadadada And even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart until the end of time 'Cause all I need is you, my Valentine oohhh You're all I need, my love, my Valentine hoouoo
Marty On Fashion... Oh No I Can Hear The Grumbling
Good Morning on this first Tuesday in March. How are you? I am good. Mandy decided to make cookies last night prior to her going into Old Navy, being part time and 19 she gets the low level hour positions. I think her hours last night were 7:30 to 12:30 just after midnight. I guess on Monday’s Old Navy does a revamp of the isles of what ever, heck every time I have been in there it looks the same…shows you what I know about fashion. However, I am learning thanks to MSN today… the Five Rules of Fashion is on the tab also on msn. So the first rule pops up and shows this gal strutting down the runway in a 50’s style dress. Sort of reminded me of something June Cleaver would wear as the mom on Leave it to Beaver. Oh oh… be fore I forget, once you pop on the site the top line reads: THE FIVE FASHION COMMANDMENTS… oh please… so now someone has the tablet somewhere in hiding… ok on with “The Fashion Commandments” The first commandment states, Don’t take Runways Literally! Well heavens no!
Marty Kays/crossphyre/larger Then Everr! Come & See!!!!!!
PLEASE COME SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL. THE CROSSPHYRE CHANNEL. LOTS' OF VIDEOS'! COMMENT/RATE/FAVFORITE/ AND COPY THEM TOO! YOU ALL ROCK! TY VVM! I WOULD BE HONRED! MARTY KAYS/ CROSSPHYRE THE LINK IS http://www.youtube.com/CROSSPHYRE
Martial Medicine
By Richard Hackworth, Ph.D., Lac. Martial arts training at peak performance levels is the best way to prevent disease, as well as to stimulate positive changes in the body's natural healing systems. Our current lifestyle of Lazy-boy chairs, remote controls and S.U.V.s does not challenge us to move, yet our biological need for physical movement is still the same as when time began. Martial arts training can strongly influence the function of most of the human organ systems and much of the chemistry of our brains and bodies. The changes brought about by martial arts training are dose responsive, but maybe not in the way you believe. In fact, twice as much is twice as good only up to optimal levels. Beyond that actually tempts an over training response in the body and a decline in physical and mental health. Martial arts training, as well as other exercise forms, dosage combines distance (or time), intensity and frequency -- how far, how fast, how often. An additional fact
Martin Luther King (michael King)
Martin Luther King Duke, David. (2000). My Awakening. Free Speech Press. The public image of the man who called himself "Martin Luther King" (his legal name was Michael King) is a textbook illustration of the power of the media to influence America. Most people still do not know of the extent of King's involvement in Communism, in part because the media continues to ignore King's long record of Communist associations. King privately declared himself to be a Marxist, (Garrow, David. (1983). The FBI and Martin Luther King. Penguin Books, New York.) and told his inner circle that his efforts were a part of the "class struggle". His personal secretary, Bayard Rustin, was a Communist. When King had to replace Rustin in 1961, he chose another Communist, Jack O' Dell. His main advisor ("handler" would probably be a more apt term), as I've mentioned, was Jewish Communist Stanley Levinson, who edited and probably wrote a good deal of King's book Stride Toward Freedom. Levinson p
The Martyred Soul
The Martyred Soul How can hope overcome Pandora's box when hope was the only good thing that came from it? Our world if filled with disease, distastes, and distrust and yet we are said to have hope Only a fool believes that hope shall prevail, she had failed so many. Many say that I am like hot steel and that misfortune and sorrow filled events is but the blow of the hammer shaping me into my final form. I protest for I have been stuck too many times by the caster's hand. They say that my heart will harden and horizons will broaden when disfavor falls into my being But how can I stomach any more grief when a score ago I was still visited by disfavor They say that the light is saving me from grief in that he has not presented me with my companion until the time is right. But I have come to a point in life where the time is right and I grow no more patient and now the thorn of bitterness turn in my side They say that I am not the only one s
Martian Skies With Clouds
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/06/martian_skies.html
Martha's Chicken Noodle Soup
MARTHA'S CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP 8 cups water 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves 4 large carrots, diced 2 stalks of celery, diced 1 medium onion, chopped 6 chicken bouillon cubes 3 cups cooked elbow macaroni 2 teaspoons dried basil freshly ground black pepper grated parmesan cheese In a large pot, heat water. Add chicken breasts, carrots,celery, onion, and bouillon cubes. Bring to a low boil, then simmer on low for 15 to 20 minutes, or until breasts are cooked through. Remove breasts to a plate and cut into bite-size pieces. Return chicken to the pot; add macaroni. Season with basil and pepper to taste. Reheat if mecessary (avoid overcooking, which may cause pasta to get mushy.) Serve with grated parmesan cheese. yields 6-10 servings.
Martin Truex Jr
Well what can I say about Martin other then he is a great friend and an awsome driver. Yes that is him in those pics that I have. No ladies he is taken by someone as well if you are wondering. Well lets see here his family and my family are really great friends since we were kids. Now he went a different path then me in his racing career and it shows since he races in the Nascar Sprint Cup Series. He is currently helping me try to make it with some team and I hope I do make it too. Hopefully he remains in what he is doing and hopefully I will make it since in the past it has shown that we can motivate each other on the track. Which means we both usually do well.
Martini
Martini Tinkle on the glass Hour glass shape But no time To waste Three olives Bombay sapphire Whisper of vermouth Shake of the shaker Wriggle of the hips Ice cold Yet warmth A simple drink Elegance Cheers poet
Martini The Movie - Trailer
Hey, check this out: You have to pay attention because if you blink, you'll miss me. I'm in the opening scene: Martini the Movie Trailer
Martinluther King Jr. Speech
Please Watch And Remember and tomorrow will be a new day!
Martin Luther King Jr I Have A Dream Speach..
let me know if the video is good or not so i can use a different one..
Marti Gras
looking for cpls and single ladys to join us in NEW ORLEANS,for MARTI GRAS,2009,FEB.23 and 24...contact on yahoo @ hawk21064@yahoo.com or messenger!!!!!!!!!
Martial
martial \MAHR-shuhl\, adjective: suitable or used for war; warlike
Mar-21/22-09 Twitterpated
twitterpated Complete and immediate infatuation with someone or something that occurs with the onset of spring; giddy excitement rooted in the physical. From the Walt Disney movie Bambi. Ask Marie about her new Army boy. She's so twitterpated she can barely talk.
A Martyr For Those You Love
Tragedy convalescing into this space A broken fantasy encroaching on my solace and I find myself impaled on lies I tell only myself I am lost and desperate for a way out of this hell I love the way you smile, even though it's never been for me And it kills me a little each time I must accept that things may never be More than a faerie tale of emptiness I use to secure my inner mind Left away from all the things I love and I have left my soul far behind It's all a part of karma coming round to take back what is hers And I will bear the mantle of martyr for those I love and absorb all the hurt I loathe the way I'm always alone, but I'll suffer anyway No reason to share this pain if I can only make it through today I accept the wounds, accept the guilt, accept all I am is flawed I cry at night to he deities I deny, I rail against the sadly ignorant god Because it never makes sense, it just hurts all the more When I try to pretend I don't feel like a whore A cesspool
Martin
martin
Martyr Me
The mind of a cinema halos already blownBlack blood hardens my veins like a veracoseI don't mind the pain I'm addicted to deathSo use a hammer to pound the nails deeper into my fleshNail me to a cross I'm a martyr for the outcastTurn this motherfucker upside down and start our own massThe speed of pain is fast so let me burn slowLike a witch at the stake just Watch the flames growI don't care though, I'm already dead insideDump the soul up outta my body and I choke until it diedPlace the crown of thorns on my head and call me the KingOf shit, piss and bile just let your hate singOut of your lungs you point your fingers at meEverytime you find wicked kids, blame it on meWhen they do wrong, I make them act the way they doNow shove the spear in my side and run it on throughMurder me dead if you really wantIf you want us both dead get your fuckin' guns outWe ain't going no where motherfucka whatYou don't want to hear this get the fuck outYou want to blame me for your sicknessGo ahead your
Martial Arts
  martial arts brighton brighton martial arts
Martian Dust Devil Trails
Martinis
Vodka martinis are yum.....   that is all.   (if anything is said out of line, im blaming the alcohol)
Martinis...
Seriously you fuckers...ENOUGH. What the fuck, sending me martini after martini...Jesus Christ burning horribly on the fucking cross...STOP BEING JEWS. Its fucking play money on the internet, spend a bit more. I'm so tired of coming home from work and finding 50 drinks.....ALL FUCKING MARTINIS!!!!!!! Next cock smoking douch wad that sends me a Martini is getting a nice lil "fuck you" in his or her inbox. And so has Marshall SPOKEN.
Martunika Gets Youtube Part
I WORKED VERY HARD FOR THIS,YES I MADE IT INTO THE YOUTUBE MOVIE. AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF. SO THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THE FILM THEY ARE GOING GO TO http//www.youtube.com/purraya
Martial Arts Fund Raising
Byline: Submitted by Diane Holliday, Taekwondo America The following was submitted by Diane Holliday, Taekwondo America. Taekwondo America collected almost $2,800 in donations for the Oswego County Children's Fund through its annual fund-raiser. Students from the martial arts studio, at 135 E. Bridge St., Oswego, collected donations in the fall and publicized the cause in October by putting on a board-breaking demonstration at the Oswego Farmers Market. Special recognition went to, Sussanne GI who, raised more than $900.
The Martini Test
You Are Chic You are a natural leader, and it's likely that you have climbed the way to the top of the social ladder. You aren't superficial, but you are image conscious. You love admiration and approval. You are also a bit of a perfectionist. You are unnecessarily hard on yourself. People love you just the way you are - flaws and all. You don't have to be perfect. The Martini Test Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity
Martin Scorsese Goes Kinder, Gentler With 'hugo'
You think you know by now Moncler Salewhat you'll get in a movie. Someone will be gothically whacked. A person's tenuous grip on reality might slip away, possibly in a mental institution. Vengeance will be doled out — with guns, knives, fists or anything else that causes great bodily injury.And a sweet orphan will search for a new family.What looks at initial inspection like Hollywood's version of a shotgun marriage — the man behind "Cape Fear" and "Gangs of New York" directs the 3-D family film — Moncler Mens Hoodymakes sense if you look closer. In some ways, Scorsese's personal life and professional interests have guided him toward a gentle movie like this, even while audiences were cowering from his prior mayhem."It's just natural this time," says the director, who turned 69 on Thursday and is the parent, with book editor Helen Morris, of a 12-year-old daughter, Francesca, "in particular experiencing living life with not only parenting but a child being a partner w
Martin Solveig - The Night Out
Hey baby, what's that sound?I make a few steps and I fall to the ground.It's a long shot but darling couldn't love any more,Come on come onHey baby, give it a try.I can find an answer if you wanna know whyI want the nerve to give another play to the songCome on, come on How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out? Hey baby, what's that sound?I make a few steps and I fall to the ground.It's a long shot but darling couldn't love any more,Come on come onHey baby, give it a try.I can find an answer if you wanna know whyI want the nerve to give another play to the songCome on, come on How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out?Come on, come on How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night out?How does it sound if we spend the night
The Martyr
You have dead eyes that don't let you see the truth in your slow suicide Where did you go? There are only glimpses left that have spewed from your pen but not in your eyes  not in the hand that holds your  glass removed from your smile What will they do when their hero has gone self destructed imploded Destroyed by demons that have been drown but never forgotten as your idols before you learn from them  read their pain  but do not suffer as they did for then their message will have been written  in vain
Martino : Barcelona To Enhance Team A Goal To Reduce Personal Defensive Intensity Has Decreased
Martino said that should strengthen the team with BarcaOn the road before the game against Valencia , Barcelona [ microblogging ] coach announced the 19 -man squad , Xavi and Sanchez unsuccessful , Martino said at a news conference in order to enable them to get a good rest . The game against Valencia from tough week after Barcelona experienced over the past week and the Spanish Super Cup Champions League draw , so this Martino said: "The people outside the team seems more nervous than the players we saw balloting, also played for Atletico Madrid match and we now need to do is look ahead and know what is important . Valencia also played two tough games , when they played very Malaga well, on the Spanish game is performing better ,cheap soccer jerseys the Spaniard only rely on defense to win and we will try to find our best state , to show our capabilities. unmarked live Banega is very important, he is able to fight our peril players . " Martino did not conscripted into Xavi
Martin Frk, Darcy Ashley, Matthew
The Halifax Mooseheads padded their lead atop the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League with a third straight win. The Mooseheads scored three unanswered goals in the first period and went on to beat the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles 5-3 on Tuesday. Martin Frk, Darcy Ashley, Matthew Boudreau, Stefan Fournier and Luca Ciampini each scored for Halifax (24-3-1), which moved four points ahead of idle Blainville-Boisbriand with a game in hand. Michael Clarke, Brett Malone and Kyle Farrell replied for Cape Breton (7-18-6). Elsewhere in the QMJHL it was: Moncton 5, Rouyn-Noranda 1. At Sydney, N.S., Clarke gave the struggling Screaming Eagles a 1-0 lead after he beat Mooseheads goaltender Chris Clarke just 1:10 into the first period. But then goals by Frk, Ashley and Boudreau put Halifax into the lead for good. Malones power-play goal late in the second cut Cape Bretons deficit to one. But goals by Halifaxs Fournier and Ciampini in the third put the game out of reach even with Farrell adding a goal
Martial Law Is Coming To Effect.
This is under the USA Patriot Act.This means that the government could enter a house, apartment or office with a search warrant when the occupant was away, search through her property and take photographs, and in some cases seize physical property and electronic communications, and not tell her until later.   The Fourth Amendment protection against unreasonable searches and seizures requires the government to both obtain a warrant and to give notice to the person whose property will be searched before conducting the search. The notice requirement enables the person whose property is to be searched to assert her Fourth Amendment rights. For example, a person with notice might be able to point out irregularities in the warrant, such as the fact that the police are at the wrong address, or that because the warrant is limited to a search for a stolen car, the police have no authority to be looking in dresser drawers. The Supreme Court recently affirmed that notice is a key Fourth Amendme
Mar'....u Rock!
I'm just sitting here listening to Heart's Greatest Hits. Love that song "Magic Man". The lyrics, the music, the vocals...Anne Wilson is amazing! One of my sister's professors, when she was in school in seattle, was Heart's first producers...awesome cuz she would bring home copies of some of their first demo work and they were just cool to listen to. She and I used to sing in front of our bedroom mirror with our hairbrushes to Heart. I remember singing at the top of my lungs, like I was in concert, belting out the lyrics to "Even it up!" Me and my sister Mary were the two "performers" in the houshold. Free-spirits, if you will, creatively inspired...both of us still wondering, I think, what it is we want to be when we grow up! I miss her! In fact she called me yesturday but it was one of those days when we didn't have much to talk about yet we didn't want to hang up. Finally, she said "I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice..." and it was as if she
Marvel Heroes
You scored as Professor X. Superhuman mental powers: Professor X ordinarily possesses vast psionic powers, including telepathy; the ability to induce in others mental illusions, temporary mental or physical paralysis, and loss of specific memories or total amnesia; the projection of "mental bolts" to stun or render a person unconscious; astral projection; and the ability to sense other superhuman mutants within a small radiusProfessor X80%The Hulk70%DareDevil60%Spider-Man60%Wolverine55%Blade50%What Marvel Hero would you be?created with QuizFarm.com
Marvelous Monte Cristo Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 4 servings 6 cups torn salad greens 1 large tomato, cut into wedges 1 cup croutons 1 pkg. (9 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Shaved Smoked Turkey Breast, cut into strips 4 KRAFT DELI DELUXE Swiss Deli Thin Cheese Slices, cut into strips 2 hard-cooked eggs, peeled, quartered 1/4 cup KRAFT Honey Dijon Dressing COMBINE greens, tomato and croutons in a large salad bowl. ADD remaining ingredients; toss lightly. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Round Out The Meal Serve cut-up fresh fruit with this hearty salad. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using OSCAR MAYER Shaved Ham. Great Substitute NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 280 Total fat 14g Saturated fat 4.5g Cholesterol 145mg Sodium 1020mg Carbohydrate 18g Dietary fiber 2g Sugars 4g Protein 21g Vitamin A 30%DV Vitamin C 25%DV Calcium 20%DV Iron 10%DV
Marvin Gaye
Marvel Superhero?
You scored as Elektra. After her father was murdered by assassins, Elektra avenged him by killing his murderers. Now a vigilante and assassin, Elektra travels the world looking for new challenges. She has incredible martial arts skills and is deadly with any weapon---especially her long daggers. Elektra100%The Invisible Girl100%The Punisher100%Mr. Fantastic95%Blade90%The Hulk80%Storm80%Daredevil75%The Human Torch70%Spider-Man65%Wolverine
Marvel Superheroes
You scored as Professor X. Superhuman mental powers: Professor X ordinarily possesses vast psionic powers, including telepathy; the ability to induce in others mental illusions, temporary mental or physical paralysis, and loss of specific memories or total amnesia; the projection of "mental bolts" to stun or render a person unconscious; astral projection; and the ability to sense other superhuman mutants within a small radiusProfessor X80%Wolverine70%DareDevil65%Spider-Man60%The Hulk55%Blade40%What Marvel Hero would you be?created with QuizFarm.com
Marvin
Last September, my younger sister and me went to visit our older sister in Spain, where she lives. The ‘holiday’ itself wasn’t that great. I didn’t get on with my sister’s then boyfriend, the house is suffering from subsidence and Spain had the worst rain it has had for 70 years. There were two highlights though. One was the day we spent at Mount Caro (pics in the Spain folder in my photos). The other was when we had a visit from Arnau’s (that’s my sister now ex) friend Seb and his son, Marvin. Seb was one of the nicest French guys I’ve met. He was quite quiet and claimed his English wasn’t great, but it was good enough to have me cracked up, deliberately, more than once. I think anyone who can be funny in a language other than their first is something of a genius. Marvin was brilliant. At the time he was four. He chatted away constantly in a mixture of French, English, Spanish and kid the whole time he was awake, and spent most of the evening making paper planes with my younger sister
Marvin Lewis Is Living In Denial
On the Dan Patrick Show yesterday, Marvin Lewis indicated that profiling might be at work in regards to the high number of arrests of his Cincinnati Bengals. Considering the fact that most of the players arrested have been black (with apologies for excluding Eric Steinbach), considering the history of the Cincinnati Police Department, and considering the strong association of the word "profiling" with race, this led many logical people to believe that Lewis was referring to his players being profiled by Cincinnati cops because they are black men. Given the riots that took place as recently as 2001 between Cincy police and the black community, this is one of those accusations that is not to be taken lightly. Especially coming from someone in a high-profile position. And even moreseo when that person is black man. Well, today Lewis is clarifying that he was not talking about racial profiling: "Yesterday, I gave a radio interview and made some comments that did not illustrate the h
Marvel’s Mightiest Face Green Goliath In World War Hulk #1
“Planet Hulk” was a smash hit with readers, resulting in numerous sellouts and multiple printings, but in June Marvel Comics unleashes something equally monstrous: World War Hulk #1 (APR07 2302, $3.99), the double-sized debut of the blockbuster summer event! Written by Greg Pak (Incredible Hulk), penciled with a variant cover by John Romita, Jr. (Thor) and boasting an alternate cover by superstar artist David Finch (Avengers), this saga is one no Marvel fan dare miss! In this Earth-shattering issue, The Hulk returns from his exile in space, determined to even the score with the Illuminati for banishing him from Earth. Aided by his brutish gladiator comrades and driven by an unimaginable ferocity, Bruce Banner’s gamma radiation-spawned counterpart threatens to crush everything and everyone on the planet in his rush to exact revenge! The 64-page, full-color World War Hulk #1 is slated for delivery June 13.
Marvin Gaye
Lets Get It On Marvin Gaye I've been really tryin', baby Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long And if you feel like I feel, baby Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon Let's get it on Ah, baby, let's get it on Let's love, baby Let's get it on, sugar Let's get it on We're all sensitive people With so much to give Understand me, sugar Since we've to be here Let's live I love you There's nothing wrong with me Loving you, baby no no And giving yourself to me can never be wrong If the love is true Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be I'm asking you baby to get it on with me I ain't gonna worry I ain't gonna push, won't push you baby So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby Stop beatin' 'round the bush Let's get it on Let's get it on You know what I'm talkin' 'bout C'mon, baby Let your love come out If you believe in love Let's get it on Let's get it on, baby This minute, oh yeah Let's get it on Please, let's get it on C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
Marvel Entertainment's Upcoming Slate
Marvel Entertainment's Upcoming Slate Source: Marvel Entertainment, Inc. August 7, 2007 Marvel Entertainment reported its second quarter earnings this morning for 2007 and, as usual, included the company's upcoming slate of projects. Here's the movies, TV shows, DVDs, musical and games in the works: Licensed Marvel Character Feature Film Line-Up Wolverine, Fox - Director engaged (Gavin Hood) Punisher 2, Lionsgate - Director (Lexi Alexander) and lead actor engaged (Ray Stevenson) Film Projects Being Developed by Marvel - partial list Iron Man, Marvel - Completed principal photography; May 2, 2008 release The Incredible Hulk, Marvel - Commenced principal photography; June 13, 2008 release Ant-Man, Marvel - Writer (Edward Wright, Joe Cornish) and director (Edgar Wright) engaged Captain America, Marvel - Writer engaged (David Self) Nick Fury, Marvel - Writer engaged (Andrew Marlowe) Thor, Marvel - Writer engaged (Mark Protosevich) The Avengers, Marvel - Writer engaged
A Marvelous Weekend Comes To An End..
Good Morning. Hopefully your weekend was wonderful. Mine was but, now it’s back to work. I seen this blurb on MSN about a Cockatoo that can talk, well that can repeat words it hears and does so pretty well, so well that Peaches that is the birds name is able to cuss like a shore bound sailor. ALBION, Ind. - People are being careful about their language around an 8-year-old named Peaches who has a habit of learning and repeating the worst she hears. Peaches is a Moluccan cockatoo, and staffers at Black Pine Animal Park say she used to be a pet in a household where she picked up a vocabulary that can be as colorful as her feathers. The bird didn’t miss anything when a volunteer construction worker started cussing recently after a chimp threw feces at him, said Jessica Price, senior zookeeper at the sanctuary about 30 miles north of Fort Wayne. “She started laughing and carrying on,” Price said. Peaches then reverted to a few of her own favorites. “Go away, shut up, shut your blankety-bl
~marvelous Day~
One of my best friends in the whole world, "Chris" come to Vegas today, and we spent the entire day shopping, and goofing off in SIN CITY. Started out upgrading her MAC with RAM and the newest OS - X and then she took me to "PF CHANG'S" a Chinese Bistro here in Vegas that is simply delicious - have leftovers in the fridge that i can't wait to wrap my mouth around. P.F. Chang's The neat part of the day - Chris is a singer, a karaoke singer, and not just a "singer"...she preforms with all her heart, and can actually SING - it's her passion, and it's apparent in her delivery. When she sings, my socks fly off, and my dimples cave in to endless smiles and gaping grins that just can't be beat. Today, while between malls, she spotted a out of the way Karaoke store, and screamed for me to stop - i dove into the parking lot, and 30 mins later, she's got a handful of new cd's. No sooner then we are back on the street, she has the cd in the player and is belting out her songs - all to my
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
Marvel Comics Art On Ebay
Another week... another spell of hawking my comics crap on ebay. This week a selection of Marvel pages, including Spiderman, Avengers(see pic)Cable & Deadpool, etc etc. Any questions ask eithe Lysa or myself.. click the pic to see the pages on offer..

Site Map