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Ment Strike Back Lmao
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't
Mental Masturbation
Seep deep into every crevice of my head, Fill it with thoughts of us screwing in bed, I see you sucking me, enjoying me, engulfing my imaginaton! This lustful, sinful thought is what I call mental masturbation Taking my brain to heights and all the nerve endings tingle I'm excitingly back to the days when I am single Mental Masturbation makes my head spin, Mental masturbation is a totally unnoticable sin, So I pretend to sit at my desk at work, But the truth is mental masturbation is drivng me beserk No one knows, I'm 900 miles away In a lustful fantasy land reliving our Rendezvous from the other day. Sweet Mental Masturbation My Love!!
Mental Health Hotline
Old, but still one of my favorites* "Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE. If you are suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1, repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a Manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press ... no-one will answer. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's and grandmother's maide
Ment To Be Together
My stomach is aching I think I'm re awakening I never had these feeling before I hope that I will feel more my feeling for you I try not to hide but you make me feel tied up inside I love talking and being around you I hope that you feel the same way to I cry joyful tears when you tell me sweet things your voice to me sounds like a soft tune that a bird sings you make the sadness in me go away I hope that in the end I'll have you every day I pray at night that we will soon mend that you will not just be my friend soon I hope that you see that me and you are ment to be
Mental Drippingss
JUST A FEW EYE OPENERS IVE NOTICED OVER TIME. 1.BUFFALOES DONT HAVE WINGS!! 2.CHICKENS DONT HAVE FINGERS!! 3.NOTHING IS EVER FREE!! 4.50,000 BATTERED WOMEN.........AND I STILL EAT MINE PLAIN!!! 5.ITS FAR BETTER TO BE A SMART ASS THAN A DUMB ASS!! 6.THE QUESTION IS SPIT OR SWALLOW? NOT DO YOU SUCK DICK,YA KNOW YA DO!! 7."I LOVE YOU BUT IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU" AHHHH YEAH I THINK I REALLY DONT EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THIS DO I?? 8.IS BALD A HAIR COLOR?? 9.NO REALLY DOES MEAN NO!!!! 10."IF YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN DICK YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT LEAVE THE HOUSE!" AHHHH SORRY YES I WOULD SIMPLY BECAUSE IM NOT SUCKIN MY DICK....I KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN!!!! JUST A FEW THINGS FROM MY FUCT MIND!! HOLLA!!!
Mentioned On You Tube Wohoo Me !!!
Hey ya'll .. as many of you know this site isnt my only addiction .. Youtube is also .. Ive made a couple of video's on there .. none that are over the top .. only 3 and two of them were for Contests ..( Ok wendy stop babbling ) .. Ok .. So .. I subscribe to 21stcentryCat ..and they made a video for their 50 subscribers . and gave mention to their top 10 and I .. yes me ..I was #10 wohooo Me . and they show a clip of one of my vid's .. So .. I thought Id share with you :)
Men: This Could Happen To You!!
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter- patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and suc
Me N The Boyz
We came from outta town, only here for one night, you know we're here to drink, you know we're gonna fight. gimme doubles on the rocks, make Jonny's a triple dirty, the rest of the boys are on their way, doin' a buck-thirty. I saw those chics hard starin' on the way in the bar starin' at our tats, starin' at our bikes starin' at our cars. vee-eye-pee is the way we come thru, and gettin in those skirts only takes a couple brews so step the fuck back we're gonna make our mark, i'm bringin' the six packs waitin' for the trouble to start. smokin' and jokin' and throwin' big elbows, down in the mosh pit with all the rest of my bros pullin' the hotties out, puttin' magnums in, we've got enough clout to get with you and your friends. so let your jaws drop, and keep your words quiet we ain't never gonna stop, we're bringin' thru the riot.
Mental Attitude
"A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug." Patricia Neal
The Mental Health Dept. Answering Machine
The Mental Health Dept. Answering Machine Which one are you? Subject: Re: A new answering machine for our times. A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute: "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press -no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes o
Mental Suicide
Why do I want to do it? I just can't get through it It hurts so much I want to quit breathing The life I knew is now receding Receding into nothing but suicidal thoughts From something I wanted to be brought It's so hard to breathe The tears are making it hard to see What could this feeling possibly be? I wish I could be something I'm not If only I could afford the beauty that can be bought I'm tired of seeing something ugly If only I could be what people wanted me to be Maybe then I could see the beauty That is... If there was any Please help me with this pain It's so strong it's hurting both of me Physically, and psychologically I don't know what to do I'm not making it through I feel so weak All it is, is happiness I seek But they took it with them Maybe it's better if I do I've lost touch with so many people Who'd know Who'd care Until they stared Stared into my cold lifeless eyes From the mental suicide
Mental Illness
Ever wonder what, who, when, how, where about Mental Illness? Think about these questions, and if you care to answer them please do... if you care not to that is cool too. 1. What do you know about mental illness? 2. Who do you know that has it? (no names,please) 3. When did you start noticing signs and symptoms? 4. How does it effect your daily life? 5. Where is the financial backing for the assisting of the disorder? Not many people have a support system. That is what someone who has Mental Illness needs more than anything. I found this website (www.whatadifference.org). Check it out! If you want to rate this go ahead, if you don't that is cool too. But, remember this Mental Illness effects us all in someway.
Mental Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the e
The Mental Traveller
The Mental Traveller I travelled through a land of men, A land of men and women too, And heard and saw such dreadful things As cold earth wanderers never knew. For there the babe is born in joy That was begotten in dire woe, Just as we reap in joy the fruit Which we in bitter tears did sow; And if the babe is born a boy He's given to a woman old, Who nails him down upon a rock, Catches his shrieks in cups of gold. She binds iron thorns around his head, And pierces both his hands and feet, And cuts his heart out of his side To make it feel both cold & heat. Her fingers number every nerve Just as a miser counts his gold; She lives upon his shrieks and cries— And she grows young as he grows old, Till he becomes a bleeding youth And she becomes a virgin bright; Then he rends up his manacles And pins her down for his delight. He plants himself in all her nerves Just as a husbandman his mould, And she bcomes his dwelling-p
Mental Illness........
When we are born we are taught certain things that carry us all through our lives. Like the boogy man that will grab us if were in the dark, the dark were strange things and people hang out, and vampires. So as we grow we become afraid of the dark, shadows that move and arent suppose to, monsters under our beds, going into the bathroom for fear that something might be outside the door waiting to grab you, baths because we might get sucked down the drain, and the list goes on forever. Then you get into your early teens, your told that there nothing in the dark that isnt there in the light, theres no such thing as monsters, there is no vampires, shadows are just trees blowing in the wind, voices just cant come out of nowhere, and you have to take responsiblity for what you do, and what you believe. As you grow even more the voices never go away, the shadows still move and you dont have any trees, being afraid of the dark because what if, coming out of a closed room for what you m
Men To A Void Loving....
1). If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away from you. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2). Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3). Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4). Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5). Slower is better. 6). Never live your life for a man before you find out what makes you truly happy. 7). If a relationship ends because the man is not treating you as you deserve, then $#@! no you can't "be friends"! 8). Don't settle. 9). Don't stay because you think "it will get better". 10). The only person you can control in a relationship is "you". 11). Avoid men who have got a "bunch" of children by a "bunch" of different women
Mental....
Its so hard for me to write things down anymore... I feel like I can't say what I want to say... I have been having serious depression lately and just feeling like I can't do anything right. I'm getting so frusturated... I think too much. I have all these thoughts going through my head... and I have cut myself again... and it was a few weeks ago... and I didn't want to say anything but most know already anyways... and I feel bad about it... and I'm sorry... but some understand.... I'm so upset...all the time. The littlest things upset me. Things I hear..things people say..things I see... tears just keep coming and coming... everything is SOOOO overwelming... People are harsh and mean... and I don't know why anyone would want to be so hateful and jealous... And that's another thing... People and their fucking Jealousy...can't fucking take it anymore. In my personal life...in my work life... its just getting to be too much. I just want to be LOVED.... its really not that hard of a
The Mental Abuse Suffered By Me And My Brother Because Of My Aunt And Uncle...
My parents went out on the truck and we had to go stay with my aunt for a year...at the time i thought it wasnt going to be such a big deal...but then later it got worse they started to mentally abuse me and my brother saying we were spoiled brats and talking trash about our parents to us and then i watched my uncle throw my brother around when he got mad at him and i sat back and helplessly watched feeling like there was nothing i could do...she threatened to have me and my brother locked up if we didnt straighten up...they then started to blame us for the money problems they began to have...from then on they blamed us for everything it seemed like that went wrong while we were there...i was forced into baptism into a church that i really did not want any part of...because of my aunt...this is just a little bit but god it fucking hurt...this is suppose to be my family i thought how could they do this to me and my brother...then they tried to go after my parents in court for money they
Mental "tricks" For Approching Women
Mental "Tricks" For Approaching Women >>>Note: If you'd like to read the story of how I learned to meet women, plus watch video clips of all my different dating advice programs, then take a minute and check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZZZV7Q&lid=1&ll=1 You know, it's been too long since we talked about how to get a woman's email address and phone number quickly after meeting her. I thought it might be time to have another conversation about it, and give you some more great ideas... THE CHALLENGE... I can still remember exactly what it was like before I learned some of the secrets of how to meet women. I have very clear memories of women that I saw literally YEARS ago who I wanted to meet... but I just didn't know what to do or how to do it. In some of the cases, I was actually talking to the girl, enjoying a conversation... and REALLY wanting to ask her for her number... but I just didn
Men Thoughts
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Mental Hospital Phone Menu..omg U'll Laugh Your Ass Off
Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss , press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
Mental Health Care Week
PLEASE DO YOUR PART! This week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by contacting at least one unstable person to show you care. My part is done!
Men That Collect Stamps Are A Girls Best Friend
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administratio
Mentalmorphosis
I own this room ...it has an exit But using it It's a terrible waste A terrible way to die. Perfectly poised, no cries, Shed not tears from thine eyes Concentric spiral tilting downward Resembling the fate Stealing cattle from the herd ...his hands I emulate To recreate this scene Things I have seen, too obscene Pure evil tendencies Again overwhelm me The amount of control Capacity overfilled Can you comprehend the urge NOT to KILL??? Perfectly posed, she cries Tears now streaming from her eyes Concentric spiral facing downward Acknowledge the fate Tortured cattle from the herd His mind I emulate Unfathomable... Immeasureable... Perched on that knoll Mind conjures a spell Earned passport for soul To heaven or hell Perfectly hanging, she dies Spirit escaping through her eyes Concentric circles falling downward Accepting the fate Slaughtered the entire herd His blood lust I emulate Proclaim this aloud Shuddering the crowd I tickle
Mental Detritus
Spring CleaningWhat Things would you like to sweep away? As you might have guessed based on what happened to my sister-in-law I'd like to sweep away RACISM, Bigotry, and cowardice! Other things on my list would include: "Son" being used every 3 words by so many people. Any day I expect to see 2 87 year woman calling each other "Son." "Too many reality TV shows" "Artists" too lazy to use "original" samples, but recycling samples from songs that were hits just a few years ago. Pants worn around the knees, nothing is cute about that! The current administration!!!!!! People being traeted as less that human because of who they love. Women being treated like they are "dirty" or "slutty" because they are in command of their sexuality!!!! What do you want to see swept away? What would you like to Sweep Away? G.W Bush? Racism? Sexism? Bigotry based on gender/sexuality roles? Simon Cowell?
Mental Blocks
I'm thinking of poems And lyrics to write. I stay up with coffee All thru the night. I search for the words Just to make it rhyme. And I often wonder Am I wasting my time? I'm sitting at the window Staring at the rocks. All I can find Are these damn mental blocks. I hope it comes together Once around the bend. I believe it has Cause, I've reached my end. - Anthony G. Yarde
The Mentality Of Some People!!
Vent StartI'm not one to cause shit and I'm generally a nice person. But when someone fucks with me..damn right I'm going to get pissed!So here's the deal. As i was going through my pic comments today I noticed that bbg still has my default pic ripped.see bellowWell since I'm no longer on her friends or in the fan train, I send her a messageAt the time she was online. But didn't reply. Later on tonight I look again.. she still hasn't deleted it or responded to me.So I message her againNow, I have not down rated, slammed her, stalked her, I have not done ANYTHING but ask why she still has my pic and ask that she delete it. Rather then just deleting it and handling it via private message like I(as a MATURE woman) tried to do, a few minutes after my Second message to her she visits my page and I see thisWow!! is all I have to say.Walks out shaking her head.Vent Over
Mental Health Line
Mental Health Line Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press. If you are a manic depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fiddle with the * key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth and mother's maiden name. If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and careful
Mental Blow Job
BY: Dana... Let me suck your mind. So I can find things about you that I could never find. Let me twirl my tongue around your articulation, and let my fingers play with your speculation. Let me teeth graze the top of your sensitivity, and hear the low moans that come from inside of me. Let me suck on the head of your intelligence, while my hand firmly strokes your benevolence. And when I blow softly on your egotism, and pull away as an defence mechanism. I'll work my way to your simplicity, and I'll work until cumming becomes an necessity. I'll pull away again to test your self control, as I begin to speak about the things that remain untold. As you, arch your physique, I'll be a critique, Your little black book. Where I'll come to be known as the risk you never took.
Men They Drive Me Nuts!
Y CANT A WOMAN BE A FRIEND WITH A MAN WITHOUT THINKING ITS ALL ABOUT SEX? I LIKE TO HAVE A MALE FRIEND TO HANG OUT WITH.
Mental Feng Shui
Mental Feng Shui This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person
Men That Act Like Bitches
There r a couple of men on here that are some straight up bitches. Let me let u n on 1. user name SMOKEDAWG42066 he comes thru with low rates n then got the nerve to ask u 4 a friend request, then gets mad and curses at women. Now I'm sure he thinks cuz I'm in Louisiana I can't have him touched n real life. Not knowing I got guerilla niggas cross this country n Ohio and Indiana ain't shit to get him done in then the sloppy fat nasty ugly bitch got his zip code in his user name BITCH ASS NIGGAS AIN'T HARD TO FIND AND ARE EASILY TOUCHED YA HEARD I think he suck dick.....
Mental Issues And Depression
so right now im pretty bored but happy at the same time i got alot of shit on my mind...so in otherwords my mind is pretty fucked up right now i got alot of shit on my mind....women.....ok so not so much women im cool with them there cool with me...unless i piss them off..lol...but yea i dont get it i know im a decent person because when people have problems they seek me and tell me there problems and i help them 95% of the time i do a good job with the help i provide but then there burdens are applied to me and that stress of worrying about them sits on my shoulders and im typically cool with it...... so this girl who've i liked forever...and trust me she knows....came to me and asked me for help...well didnt so much ask as just told but whatever not the point...now her problem was she likes this guy she just broke up with and yada yada yada short story shorter he's fuckin up his life....well what the fuck why do girls seem to go to the guy that likes them and spill there guy p
Men That Hit Woman Are Scum,come Hit Me And Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these men are total scum Body: Body: these men are total scum Body: Think its ok to boss a girl around? slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Men That Dont Think Women On Here Deserve Respect!!
OK HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND OR WHAT EVER THEN YOU START TALKIN TO ME AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE DO I WANT YOUR DICK AND HOW DO I LIKE TO BE FUCKED THEN I ASK YOU POLITELY TO SHOW ME RESPECT.... DONT GET YOUR EGO HURT THEN CALL ME NAMES AS IN A FAT UGLY BITCH BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU ADD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO ME IN THAT MANNER FROM THE GET GO DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME OR ADDING ME... YEAH I HAVE PICS ON HERE AND A LOT IN LINGERIE THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT DESERVE RESPECT IT MEANS IM CONFIDENT IN WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU SAY DOESNT HURT MY FEELINGS BUT AS YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WHERE YOUNGER IF YOU DONT HAVE NOTHIN NICE TO SAY DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!! IM TIRED OF THESE LOW LIFE GUYS ON HERE THAT ADD ME AS A FRIEND JUST TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET IN MY PANTS... IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN... IF YOU WNAT TO FLIRT AND BE FRIEND FINE BUT I AM A VERY OUTSPOKEN PERSON AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW W
Mental Photographs
Couldn't get this out of my head so here it is. Those photographs in My mind Memories that will never be lost And yet need to be forgotten. The color of your eyes The way you looked when asleep The anger on your face when you hit Me. All your things are gone, yet this remains As a warning. As a reminder that I'm in a better place, Never to be so cruelly fooled again.
Mental Health Hotline
MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..." - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. - If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. - If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. - If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. - If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. - If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. - If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. - If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. - If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. - If you have
((mental Massochism))
MENTAL MASSOCHISM AS I LAY HERE UNREQUIETED MY MIND IS FORCED TO WANDER EVER THE BATTLEGROUND FOR UNCERTAINTY AND AWARENESS NEVER SATISFIED WITH MY HAPPINESS I FIND STRANGE CONTENTMENT IN FIXATED TRIBULATION BOREDOM REIGNS ABSOLUTE IN A REALM OF CONSTANT OBLIGATION I'M A MENTAL MASOCHIST TO BE AT EASE IS A THREAT TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS SO I LAY HERE LACKING THE ELOQUENCE TO PURGE MY CEREBRAL RAMBLINGS AND I STRUGGLE TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH A SINGULAR OBSESSION
Mental & Physical Health Spell
Mental & Physical Health Spell by James Kambos Tools Needed: Your altar or any sacred space of your choice White Candle Yellow Candle Orange Candle Ritual: Place the white candle in the center of your altar. Light it and say: "I light this candle to renew my spirit" To the left, light the yellow candle and say: "This flame fires my imagination" To the right, light the orange candle and say: "My body is healthy and strong" Thank the candles and extinguish them. Now you're ready for the season of light to return!
Men That Lie
For once I would like to meet a man and them not lie about what they want, and not say things the don't mean just to get a piece of ass. I'm tired of being used and lied too. If you only want sex then atleast be man enough to say it instead of saying oh I love you. Guess i'm done bitching now lol..
Men That Get Off On Hitting Women This Is For You !!!!!
I GET SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING BULLETINS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT !!I GREW UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IT WAS HORRIBLE I LIVED THIS FOR 14 YRS OF MY CHILDHOOD ! MY DAD WOULD GET ALL BOOZED UP AND BEAT ON MY MOM BUT WHEN I TURNED 14 ON MY BIRTHDAY AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAD ENOUGH AND I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND I TOOK MY DAD HEAD ON AND IT ALL STOPPED ! FOR MANY YEARS I HAVE HELD THIS AGAINST MY DAD AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS THAT NOT OF A FATHER AND SON! I HATED HIM FOR WHAT HE DID . BUT AS I GREW OLDER AND WAS PUT INTO SOME SITUATIONS OF BEING ABUSED MYSELF IT KEPT ME FROM BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF MY WIFE CAUSE OF WHAT I HAD SEEN GROWING UP. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE FROM A MAN TO A WOMEN IN MY MIND THAT MAKES U A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT THERE ARE MANY FORMS OF VIOLENCE .MENTAL AND PHYSICAL ARE THE 2 THAT WE WERE ALL SUBJECTED TO GROWING UP. I AM NOT WRITING THIS FOR ANYONE TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME BECAUSE IT MADE ME A STRONGER PERSON . I AM WRITING THIS BECAUSE I JUST READ A B
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, pr
Mental Health Hotline (lol)
Mental Health Hotline Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. * If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 three times, repeatedly. * If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. * If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. * If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. * If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. * If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press * If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. * If you are dyslexic press 969696969696. * If you have a nervous disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. * If you have a short-term memory loss press 9. If you have a short-term memory loss press 9. If you have a short te
Mental Check
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I 'betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.
Mental People
I came to realize a lot of people of the female sex are mental. And super doper judgmental. I did not say all..so do not be an ass wipe and report this like my mumm cause I am stating my opinion. And it is just the internet who cares what I say none of you know me anyways. Some women are similiar to a pack fo wolves fighting over a carcass to consume. It gets old having people look at me and label me or judge me. That is a bit childish. If ya get to know me I could be a really loyal and amazing friend. Kills me how people will look at me and claim I am "goth" or whatever they want to label me as. They also get protective if you are friends with someone they like. That is annoying. Once people start doing that shit I just ignore them and not really their friends anymore. Life is too short to infer with mental patients. It just kills me how you can be friends with someone and once you figure out their motives for being your friend you just want to knock their fucking teeth out, all becau
Mental Turmoil
RACKING MY BRAINS THINKING OF WAYS TO EXPRESS MYSELF . SHIT JUST GETS DEEPER AND I DROWN IN IT. MY GUIDING LIGHT IS GONE. I GOT NO FIGHT LEFT IN ME. I THINK OF THINGS TO PICK ME UP. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO A COIN ONE FEEDS ME THE OTHER DEVOURS ME. I'VE LOST TOUCH WITH MYSELF, WHO I WAS, WHO I LIKED THAT IS ALL GONE NOW. THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS, DESPAIR, HATRED. I'M A SIMPLE MAN WITH NO MASTER PLAN JUST A FUCKEN ROUGHNECK. READY AND WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TOOK TO SURVIVE NOW IT JUST DON'T FUCKEN MATTER ANYMORE. I CAN'T SEEM TO EVER DO RIGHT, ONE STEP FORWARD TWENTY STEPS BACK. MY SOUL IS NOT IN IT MY HEART IS NOT IN IT MY DRIVE MY AMBITIONS GONE WIPED OUT. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A NORMAL TRANQUIL LIFE. WHY DO I FEEL SO SPENT ALL THE TIME WHY DO I FEEL WORE THE FUCK OUT. I DON'T EAT I DON'T SLEEP I LACK ANY TYPE OF MOTIVATION. YES MY FAMILY HAS REACHED OUT TO ME YET IT'S NOT ENOUGH. YES YOU HAVE REACHED OUT TO ME A SHIT LOAD YET I DON'T TAKE YOUR HAND. I
Mental Wandering Of A Doom Hero Lost Forever To The Darkness Of His Despair
at times this gloom fall over my heart and seems to sap all hope of the future away. i look at my past and see something i am not and cannot be proud of over all. no i am not an evil man but just a man all the same. most of this dark enshrouded life of mine i have walked it alone in company and in spirit. forever wandering thru the shadows of the the Normal's world never truly seen and when even noticed i see nothing more than the sign to ward off the evil eye as if i was something dark and evil. can a lonely soul be considered as such? would you think of such a soul wandering lost and heart broken thru the ages as evil or could you find it somewhere in your heart to feel a little bit of compassion for one such as i? for i can expect nothing more than that for my soul is darkened far too much to be accepted and truly loved. the taint of this darkness seeps out from me and flows around me as if a shield against mine enemies. when if fact all it is in my prison master making sure that i
~ Mental S & M ~
Can you see me looking it at you .. Watching your life like a old movie On a screen .. I sit there in my crushed red velvet chair .. I am alone .. The projector spins its ticking melody that gently rocks me into a trance .. Your smiles your skin your laugh going so fast past my mind naked and oblivious just going about your day .. The smell of old newspapers and then suddenly a fresh sweet stench thats your sweat and cum .. As the lights dim lower flashes of light just show me the contour of what is you . I strain to see more .. I grip the set in front of me almost kneeling on the concrete floor beneath me just to get closer .. Then again the images change and your moving so fast .. Never looking back at me .. You just dont see me .. I still sit in a silent protest to the time thats going by so fast .. Look back at me .. Reach through the screen and touch me .. I am alone in this room .. Waiting for your one small gesture to make you my reality . Your silver smile and your dark eyes ..
Mental Health Hotline
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. I
Men This Effects U Too !!!
Breast cancer in men This information is about breast cancer in men. It should ideally be read with our general information about breast cancer. Breast cancer in men Cancerous cells can develop in the small amount of breast tissue that men have behind their nipples. Breast cancer occurs much more commonly in women and fewer than 1 in 100 of breast cancers occur in men. In the UK, approximately 250 men are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Causes of breast cancer in men The cause of breast cancer in men is not completely understood, but some men seem to be at higher than average risk of developing the disease. This rare cancer most often occurs in men over the age of 60. It is more common in men who have: several close members of their family (male or female) who have had breast cancer, or a close relative diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts, or a relative diagnosed with breast cancer under the age of 40. Having several members of the family with
Mental Whirl-wind
ok well its been a turbulent few weeks for me.not realy sure where i am going anymore.the road seems so long and dark and i am not sure anylonger if i can travel it alone.things at work are good but it seems like work is the only place i know what im doing.as soon as i clock out i am lost again.need something but not sure what it is or where to look for it.somethings gotta give thats for sure.
Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortableSomething like, your mindI'm stimulated by your kindBecause thought processes excite meDeep and Wet with the waters of critical analytical thinkingFlowing like the rivers of timeCan I gently caress your intellect?With concepts that I have created with mineAs I undress your thoughts with my eyesI know what you want because imagination never liesThe truth is all in your head I know, because soAm IIt's actually better that wayWetter that wayBecause these creative juices never stop flowingAll the while knowingWhat I wanted you gave me a piece of your informationMust be intimidation that has you seemingly nervous must be your first timeSharing your mind
Mental Nurse...????
Questions I get asked quite a lot about Mental Health Nursing. None of which are actually from people that have had any involvement. * Do you get in fights with them all the time ? Yes. Every day is like a trip to a war zone. We keep riot shields, helmets and big batons in our lockers. If our clients are feeling too timid we bait them until they become violent; then we fight them. * Do you let them out ? Very rarely. Though sometimes after a ward riot we need to get some of them to hospital. In which case we use hand cuffs and special hug-yourself jackets. The hug-yourself jackets comes with a special handle on the back allowing us to throw them into the back of a white van. * What are they like ? Not like normal people at all. They are nothing like us. You could tell one on a street if you walked past him or her. They laugh, scream, shout and drool all the time. They talk loudly to themselves and all think they are Napoleon. None of them are n
Mental Hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options me nu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive , it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss
Mental Hospital Phone Menu !!!
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory
Mental Attitude
Lesson Fourteen - Your Mental Attitude As a being of thought, your dominant mental attitude will determine your condition in life. It will also be the gauge of your knowledge and the measures of your attainment. The so-called limitations of your nature are the boundary lines of your thoughts; they are self-erected fences, and can be drawn to a narrower circle, extended to a wider, or be allowed to remain. You are the thinker of your thoughts and as such you are the maker of yourself and condition. Thought is causal and creative, and appears in your character and life in the form of results. There are no accidents in your life. Both its harmonies and antagonisms are the responsive echoes of your thoughts. A man thinks, and his life appears. If your dominant mental attitude is peaceable and lovable, bliss and blessedness will follow you; if it be resistant and hateful, trouble and distress will cloud your pathway. Out of ill-will will come grief and dis
Mental Mind
I know this is a horrible thought to have but sometimes while I'm doing something. Happened the other day when I was climbing up the loft ladder. The ladder wobbled a bit and it's above a flight of stairs so falling off would not end well. Anyways, this ladder wobbled and all the sudden this thought came up, what would I do if all the sudden I died in some terrible accident, who would tell everyone I met on here. Like I said, horrible thought I know, but then it's true. In one way it would be horrible to burden people with that info, in another way though if they were worried or were wondering where you are then they would know. But yeah, thats inside my head for tonight, someone reminded me of it so thought I'd jot it down.
Mental Feng Shui
> > ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it > >cheerfully. > > > > TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As > >you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any > >other. > > > > THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you > >have or sleep all you want. > > > > FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. > > > > FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person > >in the eye. > > > > SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you > >get married. > > > > SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. > > > > EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People > >who don't have dreams don't have much. > > > > NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might > >get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. > > > > TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name > >calling. > > > > ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. > > > > TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. > > > > THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you
Mental Attitude
Let us analyze the part that mental attitude plays in our lives and we shall learn how important it is. Your mental attitude is the major factor which attracts people to you in a spirit of friendliness, or repels them, according to whether your attitude is positive or negative; and you are the only person that can determine which it shall be. Mental attitude is a determining factor- perhaps the most improtant factor- as to what results one gets from prayer. It has long been known that when one goes to prayer in a mental attitude swayed by fear, doubt, and anxiety, only negative results are experienced. Only the prayers that are backed by a mental attitude of profound FAITH can be expected to bring positive results. Your mental attitude determines, to a larger extent, whether you find peace of mind or go through life in a state of frustration and misery. Mental attitude controls, very largely, the space one occupies in life, the success one achieves, the friends one makes,
Mental Feng Shui
Mental Feng Shui This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately
Mental Feng Shui
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that g
Mentally Disabled Women Used In Bombing
Mentally Disabled Women Used in Bombings Friday, February 1, 2008 BAGHDAD - Two women described as mentally disabled and strapped with remote-control explosives - and possibly used as unwitting suicide bombers - brought carnage Friday to two pet bazaars, killing at least 91 people in the deadliest day since Washington flooded the capital with extra troops last spring. Brig. Gen. Qassim al-Moussawi, Iraq's chief military spokesman in Baghdad, said the women had Down syndrome and may not have known they were on suicide missions, but gave no further details on how authorities pieced together the evidence. He also said the bombs were detonated by remote control. The coordinated blasts - coming 20 minutes apart in different parts of the city - appeared to reinforce U.S. claims al-Qaida in Iraq may be increasingly desperate and running short of able-bodied men willing or available for such missions. But they also served as a reminder that Iraqi insurgents are constantly shifting t
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term mem
Mental Molestation~
Mental molestation As I probe within the depths of my mind Searching for all there is to know about you little by little I discover the person you've become and the more I learn the more I forget. Now I am trapped within you surrounded by you comp heart races as I notice the changes little at first then growing into pain how did I get here? why did I come? I thought I knew you but now I see we lost touch long ago my life without you seems empty I look for you in my dreams when I close my eyes you looked close enough to touch and then you were gone why do all the people in my mind keep leaving me? am i not good enough for them? My mind wanders looking for sanity but I find nothing except an empty condom wrapper~
Mental Attitude Pt 2
Only a positive mental attitude pays off in the affairs of our everyday living, so let us see what it is, and how we may get it and apply it in the struggle for the things and circumstances we desire in life. It is the habit of searching for "the seed of an equivalent benefit" which comes with every failure, defeat, or adversity we experience, and causing that seed to germinate into something beneficial. Only a positive mental attitude can recognize and benefit by the lessons or the seed of an equivalent benefit which comes with all unpleasant things that one experiences. A positive mental attitude is the habit of keeping the mind busily engaged in connection with the circumstances and things one desires in life, and off the things one does not desire. The majority of people go all the way through life with their mental attitudes dominated by fears and anxieties and worries over circumstances which somehow have a way of making their appearance sooner or later. And the strange pa
Mental Release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. "Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?' The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful." "Marvelous," said the head of the institution. "Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists." "Absolutely," said the head. "Then agai
Mental Attitude 3
A positive mental attitude is the habit of acting with definateness of purpose, with full beliefe in both soundness of that purpose and one's ability to achieve it. It is the habit of going beyond the letter of one's responsibility and rendering more and better service than one is obligated to render, and doing it in a friendly, pleasing manner. It is the habit of choosing a definate goal and marching forward toward its attainment without hesitating because of either commendation or condemnation. It is the habit of looking for the good qualities in other people and expecting to find them, at the same time being prepared to recognize unfavorable qualities without being shocked into a negative state of mind. It is the habit of mastering all the emotions by submitting them to examinations by the head and the discipline of the power of will. It is the habit of facing all the facts which affect one's life both the pleasant and the unpleasant, and keeping a co
Mental Health Day!!
Hi All... Yes indeed I took one of those days yesterday and believe me it was needed!!! Drove down to Portsmouth to visit a friend of mine, Jennah, at her house. She made us a fabulous lunch, light but very yummy. Then we drove down to Rye Beach and took a leisurely stroll along the shore. The sun was up and warm, the salt air smelled fantastic, good conversation and company!! On the way back to her house, we drove via New Castle Beach and stopped there for a bit as well. I had never been there, so new territory...giggles!! Once back at Jennah's, we decided to take a stroll through downtown Portsmouth as well. Stopped at a wonderful little Bakery there, had Hot Chocolate and a Briscotti!! Both where to die for, I am not sure if it was the fresh air that made it taste so good, or if indeed it was that Fantastic!! So I finally made it home about 6 pm last night, ate my supper and slept the best I have in a dog's age, dreaming of Spring and more Beach walks!! Wish you could have
Mental Spew.
Is there a litmus test one must take to indicate one is crazy? If so I'm curious to take it and see what the test says of me. I believe I'm slipping down that path to absolute kookiness. I talk to myself....alot. I haven't gotten any responses so I suppose that's a good thing.. right? Ever see the Terminator movies? When your looking through the Terminators eyes and theres a list of possible responses? A flow chart as it were? Thats the way my mind operates. Of course it's not efficient nor am I a titanium exo skeleton clad in flesh. It would be interesting though. I sometimes wonder what life would be like if I was someone else. Or what if I wasn't around. I wouldn't be missed I suspect. Well maybe by AT&T, the local cable company and Guitar Center. Oh and the kitties, who would tend to them? I try to sleep and I can't. Maybe for a hr or so. Too many things are bouncing around in the old brain box. I can't recall a real good dream. A night of sleepy blis
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory
Mental Ward Electronic Switchboard
When you dial a Mental Hospital.... RING...RING..... Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear
Mental State Of Your Mind
psychotic is just another word for nothing left to lose its like driving in circles but everytime you stop you are somewhere new why it happens is what you make of it you may be nuts you may be crazy or you are just like everyone else you just don't know it yet
Mentally Retarded Thief
Chicago's Dumbest Thief Bernie Tafoya, Associated Press Reporting CHICAGO (WBBM) -- CHICAGO -- Chicago Police say no one could make this story up... 18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police. When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant. He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him. He left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back. Zarate, showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this time was shot in the leg by an officer. He had surgery at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center and is s
Men That Wont Let Go! Not Sure I Can Call Him A Man...
Police Briefs Sentinel & Enterprise Article Launched: 04/03/2008 10:00:47 AM EDT Judge: Intimidation in love letters LEOMINSTER -- District Court Judge John J. Curran Jr. set bail at $10,000 Wednesday for an incarcerated Leominster man accused of violating the terms of a restraining order by sending a letter to his ex-girlfriend. Police allege Daniel F. Simmons, 36, sent two letters under a false name from the Worcester County House of Corrections to the woman, in part asking her not to testify against him, according to a report from Officer Michael DeLuca. DeLuca reported the woman turned the letters in upon receiving them. In one of the letters, Simmons allegedly admitted to risking breaking his restraining order by writing the letter, and he laid out four scenarios for the woman, including two asking her not to testify against him in court. "The (district attorney) can’t force you to," he allegedly wrote.
Mental Health
Mental health, Introduction Mental health is about how we think, feel and behave. One in four people in the UK have a mental health problem at some point in their lives that affects their daily life, relationships or physical health. Mental health problems can affect anyone, regardless of age, race, gender or social background. Without care and treatment, mental health problems can have a serious affect on the individual and those around them. Every year more than 250,000 people are admitted to psychiatric hospitals and over 4,000 people commit suicide. Mental health disorders take many different forms and affect people in different ways. Schizophrenia, depression and personality disorders are all types of mental health problem. Diseases such as Alzheimers and dementia generally develop in old age, whereas eating disorders are more common in young people. There is no single cause of mental health problems; the reasons they develop are as complex as the individual. Mental healt
Mental Fuck
conquer and subdue grasp a hold and pull tight gripped fingers in fisting drives wanting to fuck your mind their enjoyment is planting the seed of discord their smile is your pain their unhappiness never resolved but a fake grin expressed while humping your brain at the pool of tranquility they ripple the water canon bomb into your thoughts swim in your words unable to leave, stuck on you a mental fuck wanting to screw
Men Treating Women Wrong
WHAT GIVES MEN THE RIGHT TO TREAT WOMEN LIKE THEY ARE GARBAGE. WE DO HAVE FEELINGS AND WE HURT AND WE DO HAVE A HEART.WHEN MEN NEED TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BIG OR MANCHO THEY START KICKING WOMEN AROUND.WELL I THINK ITS WRONG AND I FOR ONE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I USE TO BE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN ON THE RECIEVEING END OF THAT SHIT.I THINK MEN NEED TO TAKE A LONG LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK THIER SELFS IS THAT IS HOW THEY WANT TO BE TREATED IN LIFE AND SEE IF THEY SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.BUT THIS IS MY OPINION.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If
Mental Wandering Of A Doom Hero Lost Forever To The Darkness Of His Despair
Mental wandering of a doom hero lost forever to the darkness of his despair at times this gloom fall over my heart and seems to sap all hope of the future away. i look at my past and see something i am not and cannot be proud of over all. no i am not an evil man but just a man all the same. most of this dark enshrouded life of mine i have walked it alone in company and in spirit. forever wandering thru the shadows of the the Normal's world never truly seen and when even noticed i see nothing more than the sign to ward off the evil eye as if i was something dark and evil. can a lonely soul be considered as such? would you think of such a soul wandering lost and heart broken thru the ages as evil or could you find it somewhere in your heart to feel a little bit of compassion for one such as i? for i can expect nothing more than that for my soul is darkened far too much to be accepted and truly loved. the taint of this darkness seeps out from me and flows around me as if a shield again
Mental Foreplay
Mental Foreplay by LateNiteFantasy© Intoxicated by the beauty, the captivating sensuality, The mind starts to frolic at the possibilities of an encounter, Breaking through that barrier of timidity, The brain sends impulses… stimuli to the body. He gazes upon her, confidence spews from his persona, Sitting with the utmost intrigue as she passes by. She glances in his direction for a second And as if time paused for that moment… there is a connection. Trapped by the power of the trance she watches him longingly, No words, just body language, fall privy to this amazing play of life. Eyes magnetized, energy surging through these powerful portals, Visions of total erotic play form within, Guided by sheer hormonal rush. Deeper the seduction becomes, As the power of the mind overcomes the body, Sending dynamic energy across the room toward each other. Bodies begin to mimic the patterns sent out from the mind, Creating a heightened awareness of the moment. By no
Mental Intercourse
I did not write this, but i like it so here it is. Mental Intercourse Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won’t hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it’s hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see bu
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mental Morsels
Just a few things, really. Life has been fairly boring, and no one is pissing me off lately, so I really have nothing major of interest. I watched August Rush last night. And I bawled my little eyes out. Pa-the-tic....I cry like a baby at those sappy romantic drama movies. That's why I prefer the action packed, blood-and-guts slashers and thrillers. No chance of a water works making an appearance. But it made me miss someone terribly. I know I might not get the chance to tell them that either...that despite everything, the arguing, the misunderstanding, the bullshit, I can't stop thinking about him. I suppose no one gets through life without some regret...so I might make him one of mine. I also had a wickedly funny dream about my ex last night....it included an elaborate plan by where I book flights to India, so we can take a vacation together, but conveniently do not have a passport. I tell him at the airport to go on without me, and I will meet him there. No big deal,
Mental Feng Shui - Lotus Touts
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately . You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and
Mental Shifting
Mental Shifting, as the name implies, deals with the mentality of a lycanthrope. This, of course, varies from person to person, but there seems to be a common thread. The most common is an ability that I too have experienced. It is the ability to shut out all human sapience, that constant dialogue playing in our heads, human thought. Then, our senses becomes acutely heightened. It's a lot like what the Army calls "Condition Orange", only our instincts and reactions are more lupine
Mental Health Hotline
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mental Masturbation
I called you yesterday but you didn’t answer, I wonder where you were; I wonder why didn’t you call? I am here all alone with nothing going on. I have to find a cure to this epidemic; Something strong enough to kill the mundane. I am tired of this mental masturbation; I need something better for my stimulation. Mental masturbation It is killing me If this is the norm I don’t want to fit it Today I woke up a little out of it; today I woke up in one of those moods I turned on the radio to find something good I got caught up listening that those same corny lyrics Those lyrics that drives me crazy They talk about how great they are; without realizing they spit in their plate Today you are on top, tomorrow you might not Spinners on your Escalade, grills in your mouth Ho’s and bitches, money and power Mental masturbation To be able to be free you have to learn how to leave the things that trap you in. You have to understand what trapped you; learn how to
Mental Terrorist
Decided to go to bed early tonight. Long day. But I can't sleep. My brain just won't shut off. Don't You Hate That? I think I'm developing insomnia. I've recently lost track of my goals. Again. Have you seen them? I'm so easily distracted lately. I hate that. It's funny what you can talk yourself into... Or out of. So here I am. Searching for perspective. When I find this... -REL
Mental Masturbation.
I feel like writing so i guess I shall. The problem is however: What to write about? I mean I like this kind of self-examining/musing writing on writing. But besides merely being literary masturbation, I wonder where I could go with this. Some of the auto-ethnographers do this type of thing all of time. Frankly, staying in this voice I find rather awkward. I mean there is no action, no agency in this writing. Its like a conversation in the empty caverns of my brain. But, I still don't know what i should write about! So I shall write about what i think of society and its blatant attempt to make every human being the same. Why is it that there are people out there that think that every person has to conform to the way that they think? wasn't the point of even starting this country the fact that it is supposed to be free? I think not... I personally think that it was a way to get certain things the way that other people wanted them. This is not a free country, I will give cre
Mental Protest To Boredom
As I sit in this math class, my brain begins to ache. My skull throbs as if it will explode. My brain rebels against the dribble beign taught. It is insulted my the simplistic concepts and methods. It tries to escape to the peace of more complex learning. As it screams to me for help, I am temped. Temped to yell in outrage at the condicending professor. Tempted to run screaming from the torture of this existance. Yet I cannot and my brain screams at me in protest. It feels betrayed and I cannot argue. For years, it has proven its worth; its intellegence. Yet I force it to tolerate such a simplistic math class. In ten years, I never forced it to lower itself to such a level. As it continues its protests, I submit to the pain. For I betray it on a weekly basis. I can only hope it doesn't return the betrayal
Mentally Vacationing Staff!!
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Mental Act I Scene 4
Mental Act I Scene IV...the nightmare (a recreation of the dark alley in the opening scene of a nightmare on elm street I Zeda is walking through the alley) Zeda: Hello?..... Hello? (exactly like NOES, ) (Zeda looks behind her and sees freddy kruger and starts to run. he chases her into a house where an african american woman and a biracial little girl are sitting to lunch in front of the tv where WWF is being viewed) Zeda: Mom MOM help me he is going to kill me (they ignore her, zeda moves in front of the TV and starts screaming) Zeda: (Screaming) MOM MOM PLEASE HELP ME (freddy looks on from the doorway) (Zeda's Voice now muted attempts to scream for her mothers help freddy comes up behind her and grabs her neck) Freddy: They cant hear you, You dont exist (Zeda again Mouths the word MOM as freddy stabbs her in the stomach) (Zeda is breathing heavily when she notices, her sheats are wet... she has wet the bed) Zeda: Oh fuck (Zeda looks around to make sure her roomm
Mental Attraction-yes Please!!
Physical attraction for me is awesome! Its fantastic......but then what? I can only stare at your pretty little heart-shaped butt for so long............I mean, er...........face ya thats it. Mental Attraction is futile! It is a MUST in my little book of I WANTS in a man. So for the man who has all the looks and personality, but asks........what does she mean by this? (and for those who have absolutely no clue what I am writing about-here ya go) Mental attraction for me is the way someone can say or write things that pull at your heart strings. Its when you can actually relate on their level what they are trying to convey about themselves. I feel that Mental attraction is very personal. It is something that makes someone actually have to come out of their shell and share about themselves and risk being accepted or rejected. EXAMPLE: I really love it when someone can read what I am writing right now, and have something be touched from the inside and they say.........OMG She rea
Mental Image
here images that people can easily see. Photographs and video are the most common ways people see Iraq. The problem is that's it's just an image. It lacks the actual scars left on the ones who saw the event firsthand. There are emotion behind images. There are sights and smells that will never leave an individuals mind. With all these scenes put together with an image, the real truth comes out of it. It can be seen as a whole, not a piece of paper with colors and shapes. there is a ball of fire that sneaks up in my mind one that sneak up on me any hour of the day bullets flying echoing in house in Fallujah watching Greg die. there are no photographs of this event Instead there are mental images that my platoon and I will hold on to forever
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have l
The Men That Brought Down Wall Street
Here is a quick look into 3 former Fannie Mae executives who have brought down Wall Street. 1. Franklin Raines: was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregulaties in Fannie Mae's accounting activities. At the time of his departure The Wall Street Journal noted, " Raines, who long defended the company's accounting despite mounting evidence that it wasn't proper, issued a statement late Tuesday conceding that "mistakes were made" and saying he would assume responsibility as he had earlier promised. News reports indicate the company was under growing pressure from regulators to shake up its management in the wake of findings that the company's books ran afoul of generally accepted accounting principles for four years." Fannie Mae had to reduce its surplus by $9 billion. Raines left with a "golden parachute valued at $240 Million in benefits. The Government file
Mental Spew...part Whatever.
Dare to dream.... That should be my motto, well , right after, start the cull and Acid melt's in your mind not in your hands. So the elections came and went. Obama (aka the Savior) is now going to be the President. I hope that all his promises that he made when he was stumping for votes come true. But like most politico's it's all idle banter. What's the Chinese curse..."may you live in interesting times"? Well I can say that we are. I read that DHL is laying off 9,500 people and closing over 200 hubs. So that means there's no more domestic shipping. What a nice way to start the holiday season, here's a pink slip..have a nice life. The Stock Market is worth poopy, companies are going under (can you say Circuit City and Tweeters?), and the housing market is a joke. But as long as we have inane things like American Idol, Professional Sports, and the E! network and the like to keep the masses in a stupor, all will be good. Dumb and distracted. The more I deal with peo
Mental Hospital
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ron out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ron, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
Mental Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Totus: You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
Mental Health Helpline.check It Out.
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Mental Mortality
Seems the patients are running the asylum Trapped inside our own worlds as we wander through yours Defiance is the only release we have No cure for what we have No freedom from who we are Sitting in our corners Fend off all assistance We condemn ourselves Searching in vain for the cure The cure we refuse to accept What are we to do? We of the flawed mind...
Men That Can Be Ingorant At Times
15. What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late. And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention! 14. Why aren't you married? There is no right answer to this question. Either nobody's asked us, or we just don't want to be. Either way, is it any of your business? 13. You're being irrational. To a woman, words like "irrational" and "emotional" are loaded with double meanings. You're better off choosing an adjective not loaded with sexist tripwires. 12. Your best friend is really hot. We know she's hot, but telling us you think so is the quickest way to never see her again. 11. Can I kiss you? Don't suck all the spontaneity out of the moment by asking, just go for it! If we're not into it, we'll let you know. 10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you? You aren't one of those guys who enjoys sleeping on the couch, are you? 9. You're cute when you're mad. You are not cute when you are bein
Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won't hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it's hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see but they still wouldn't know. How I softly licked your gray matter as we rolled
Mental Health
if i have multiple personality disorder, and i threaten to commit suicide...would that be considered a hostage situation?
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental HospitalPlease select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay ontheline so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self-esteem, please hang
Men That Block U!!!!
I LOVE MEN that BLOCK U because they dont get their way!!!! ONE because U have a POOR QUALITY WEB CAM another because HE SAYS SOMETHING U take 2 HEART and a third because HE says HE IS SINGLE BUT ACTS MARRIED!!!!!!!!!
Mental Ramblings
philosophy, derived in part from reading Ayn Rand's book Atlas shrugged. A big part of her philosophy is ability. In my mind what makes you somebody in this world is more than that, your thoughts and feelings do not do anything by themselves. What makes a difference is Action inaction and interaction.  You can create anything in your mind but without acting on it to build it or interacting effectively to gain help in creating your ideas or influencing the way the world is,  you will have done nothing. Feeling sad or drunk or inferior or dreaming all day does nothing.. I guess this is where Nike has it right, just do it.
Men That Make Me Flush
  It is official. I have a crush on Bill Oreilly and Rush Limbaugh. Ronald Regan too - but I just have to wallow in the memories of how he would ignore the questions of reporters by pretending he could not hear. What a great ploy. *sighs* I was trying to decide what it was that was so attractive to me - its defintely their eloquence.  No... not just that. It is their obnoxiousness; but with flair and a point. Kyle from South Park pukes whenever he is near a crush. I wonder if that could be taken the wrong way. I never had a crush for a band or a singer. I was deeply in crush with Raistlin from Dragonlance Chronicles. Well, enough about this. ONWARD! My blog title makes me giggle. It reminds me of some advice I gave about how to achieve enlightenment.  
Mental Break Down Interupted By Kaosway
I want to like me. I want to like the mirror and not just the reflection in the water. I want to talk loud without fear and without a crack. I want to be clear about things without the need for a pause to think. I want to not care for people the way I say I don't. I want to justify what I do to me and not seek the approval of another. Far more then most I want to smile.Crease my lips and look wide eyed in confidence, instead of this brilliant act I portray. Give that look as if it has been there all my life. I want a day that doesn't lead to this.I want to not feel Friday doesn'tt matter if im going to kill myself onThursday.. My only vice, my only concern should be the happiness I expect and not the sorrow that is coming. I want to give my life for love and not the over dramatics of reality. I want the madness that I experience to have meaning in the end and not just there cause someone else needed the fix of my sympathy. I want to be as human as the smile I want on my face. I want
Men That I Have Knowen And Know
Over the years being married, and knowing a few male friends. There is one thing they all do,  weather or not they are consuious or aware they do this ,  I do not know. All I know it gets under my skin,  like a bad rash. Have you ever noticed,  if something in your man's day goes wrong he tends to bring it home with him or even if hes home and something goes wrong, and is totally pissed off he will make dam sure, every one else in the house is feeling just as lousey and possibly as upset as he is. Just a thing happen to me lastnight.  I am visiting a friend in pa.  And his nurse told him  that if he missed another doctors appointment and didnt get a hold of his sugar blood count he would lose her care of his medical problem and his doc. OMG he went blastic after she left getting all pissy and shit.  And in this fit of rage decided to pull me into it. He wanted to know who was making all the noise in the hall.  I said looks like a chinese family is moving out. He lost his mind.
Mentoring For Free
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Mental Heuristics
A heuristic is a "rule-of-thumb", advice that helps an AI program or human think and act more efficiently by directing thinking in an useful direction.Some of these heuristics are age-old wisdom, bordering on cliche, but most are actually helpful.If you want something done, do it yourselfComment: Obviously true, and doing it is usually very good for your self esteem. A surprising amount of work can be done this way, and experts are not always necessary. However, there is a risk of becoming overworked if you try to do everything yourself - we all need other people after all.Never procrastinate anything you can do right nowComment: Very powerful. There are many things that can be fixed or solved with a minimum of effort, but are often pushed aside as unimportant. Unfortunately they won't go away, and in time the feelings of guilt for not having done them will make you even less likely of fixing the problems.When you have several things you could be doing and don't know which to do: Just
Men That Cheat
men are such dogs tring to go from one bitch to another without thanking twice about it or what the out come would be. I know someone whos husband was sending girls a pic of his junk and I gess hopping for something to happen between him and said girl not even thanking about his wife.. well she called one of the girls and let her know that he was married and he never said anything about beeing married to her but now she knows maybe she'll pass it on and on..
Mental Heath Hot Line: Dial 55-imsad...
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.  Stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.If you have bi-pola
Mentality
      I love the way they hate me - the fear in their eyes, They starin' on stupid, like they hypnotized.The jealousy and enmity makes my dick rise, the animosity is nothin'; I've dealt with it all my life.She gave birth to a King; it's innate the way I innovate.I'm the Almighty Virus, that they can't inoculate.I have to congratulate - it's an art how you perpetrate; But how you gon' disrespect when all you do is regurgitate?You're drawn by my gravity, like the force of the Sun. I'm an eagle, you a sparrow, and I'd hunt you for fun.I'm the eloquent chameleon blessed with a golden tongue. My paths are unlimited, while you tied to one.I blow minds like Ptah-Hotep and Sun-Tzu; If I was tired as you, I'd probably hate me, too. Sick like the flu, I roll with a chosen few. Game recognize game, and Coward I recognize you.I roll with a halo, an aura, a mane, Y'all some scavenging jackals; I'm the Lord of the Plain.It's so fuckin' serious - don't you understand? You's a flea to
The Men That Post Nasty Shit In Shoutbox & The Women That Let Them
while im ranting heres one more......OK THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!OK LOOK...YOU NASTY FCUKERS , posting sh1t in womens shout boxes sexually horrabile shit nasty videos pictures and stupid ass gross questions ...EFFIN STOP IT WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT LEARN THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN A SITE FOR ADULTS AND A ADULT SITEAAND AS FOR THE WOMEN .... the ones that let them think its ok  stop letting them treat you like scum demand they treat u with the respect you deserve you are not a peice of sh!tthey do it cause they think its ok and its not  men we laugh at u or rant about u we do not get turned on by shit like thatwomen are emotional creatures u wanna get to a girl that way  treat her like a human being a flower even ..... touch a woman heart and u get the world women dont like men that act patheic it does not make u look like a pimp we can tell u dont get any and that why u acct this way  ur gross and patheic we want nothing to do with men like thatk thnx
Mental Health (repost)
Negative thoughts are the enemies of victorious life. Since our life is very much determined by our mind, our thoughts can make or break our life. Negative thoughts will distract your focus from the important and drain your energy. At the end, you will no longer have the ingredients necessary for success. Knowing how to overcome negative thoughts may make the difference between victory and defeat.I believe there is an important principle at work regarding negative thoughts, and that is: Attention is self-reinforcing.If you give attention to negative thoughts, they will get stronger and stronger. What seems like a small matter in the beginning may become monstrous at the end. What you should do is breaking the vicious cycle by shifting your focus to something positive. You can then reinforce this positive attention until you completely defeat the negative thoughts (read more at attention management).Here I’d like to share 20 tips to defeat negative thoughts mostly based on this pr
Mentally Wrong
I think I have a severe mental problem when it comes to doing any type of schoolwork. I have barely 4 weeks of classes left and I've managed to procrastinate a semester's worth of work into these last 4 weeks. Usually I start to feel a sense of urgency about now and start getting things done. Not the case right now. I don't want to do any of it. I feel very uneasy because if I don't I'll get kicked out of school. All the money and time my parents have put into me will have been wasted and I feel shitty because of it. I wanna cry. I feel a little more than slightly depressed. I shouldn't. I'm super excited because I've managed to find a new job. When I'm there I'm happy and try my best. When I'm doing anything related to school.. I dunno. I don't feel as if I'm doing anything. I'm wondering if I'm just lazy and selfish. I feel as if education is being forced upon me. I have no choice. That's not right though, because you can't force anyone to learn anything. I don't know what to
Mental Masturbation
  I called you yesterday but you didn’t answer, I wonder where you were; I wonder why didn’t you call? I am here all alone with nothing going on. I have to find a cure to this epidemic; Something strong enough to kill the mundane. I am tired of this mental masturbation; I need something better for my stimulation.   Mental masturbation It is killing me If this is the norm I don’t want to fit it   Today I woke up a little out of it; today I woke up in one of those moods I turned on the radio to find something good I got caught up listening that those same corny lyrics Those lyrics that drives me crazy They talk about how great they are; without realizing they spit in their plate Today you are on top, tomorrow you might not   Spinners on your Escalade, grills in your mouth Ho’s and bitches, money and power Mental masturbation   To be able to be free you have to learn how to leave the things that trap you in. You have to understand what trapp
Mental Me
An open mind is only so wide when the world learns to just be as one but will that ever happen?Are we turning into mindless zombies? Controled by Hollywood on what beauty is or what theman sees is lovely. Its sad to think that a teen must weigh 90 lbs to fit in or not be accepted. Its sad to know that the goverment controls the people that try so hard to livea normal life. Going to work every day and taking care of the children doesnt seem likeits enough anymore. Its sad to know that drugs are more important.  Sex is over rated whenlove is out of the question.No one can trust people anymore. Everyone is a out for the kill.Has the world really became a do or die or am I just seeing this now? The internet has becamea personal monster, we MUST be here!  We as people depend on Walmart, the root of all thatis core. No more mom and pop local shops. Fashion icons is my next topic. $800 for a pairof pants that were probably made by a sweat shop child for 15 cent, if that. Oh you can also blame
Mental Health 11/28/10
Some of you may recall back to the first week of August when I was admitted to the mental hospital due to increased depression/anxiety,    suicidal thoughts, had a very graphic and totally workable suicide plan, and hallunications of my dad uncle. I ended up staying a week    including a three night stay at the ER under suicide watch.   When I was first discharged I felt great and felt like I could tackle the world with my new found "sanity" but in the fast few weeks I've been    hearing voices telling me I will be back in the hospital in 6 months or less, constant whispering and snickering, and my increasing collection   of vivid and graphic nightmares about being readmitted.    I have an appointment in the morning with my therapist and I'm not to sure what these new developments in my mental state will mean   to him and the course we will take in my therapy. I just wanted to give anyone who cared a head's up in case I suddenly disappear and    go M.I.A. for an extende
Mental Property Damage
I wrote this last night but didn't post it. haha. So................................ hahaha. I ditch my friends to come home and write a stupid ass blog! lmao. Not really. I was going to work some more on my research paper but I just realized that I have an extra 8 days that I was previously unaware of...to work on it. I LIKE this.I think something that is funny about me is that I let people drop all their shit on me. This leaves me with noone to drop my shit on. Because too many people see me as that person that doesn't get frusterated or overwhelmed or too crazy or too annoyed or anything at all. I never get anything at all. Besides everyone elses' everythings. But thats just because I don't normally like to talk about things that bother me and if I do...I will be very sarcastic or jokey about those things. I don't like people to know my problems or to try to formulate a special ashely plan to fix my life. And then again, I really dont have that many things that bother me or that m
Mental Murderer
Spilling my heart outI just wanna shout outDreaming of a better placeHateing everything even my own faceDay dreaming nowI'm a mental murderer wowWith all this hateWhat's my fateI wanna take a bath in your bloodThere's so much it's like a floodWalking down the streetPeople watch me like im a freakI wanna cut their eyes outI wanna rip their guts outI'm gettin frustratedI'mma leave you obliteratedI'm goin insaneAll I wanna do is see your brainI grip this gunGonna make you runHold this knifeGonna end a lifeI'm filled with so much angerNoone knows the real me i'm a strangerIt feels like a spellWith these thoughts will i go to hell?Only with a chance to kill the devilYou want a peek inside my brainSee blood all around like rainAre there voices in my head?No , it's more like movies in my headThe kind you watch on a dateBut only when it's lateMy mind's in a killer stateI'm filled with hateI'm a murderous whoreEach kill is a scoreStay out of my pathOr feel my wrathI embrace the capitol vicesInd
Mention Her Prey Like An Fake Christian Louboutin
"He came out! SPIDER, it is time to hands!" LIAR re-emphasized. Lin Feng has been fixed grid seems to be general, do not speak no Christian Louboutin Replica action, just to see the landing Sheng condescending look hurriedly fled. Dirty words that spoke to occupy his land is no longer great president, but replaced a Yishanbuzheng, hair messy awkward beggar. "SPIDER! Do not get on his hands!" Says Lin Feng is a LEADER, people can only listen to her command. Hunter has been on the trigger finger position on waiting for her order, the bullet into the body of Lu Sheng. "Do not you forget how our predecessors is the destruction of the army do?! SPIDER!" Lin Feng's face moved slightly, her nails into the flesh. This is a difficult choice, she never killed anyone, never ordered killed a man, not to mention her prey like an Fake Christian Louboutin instant they had a white hair, at the moment, just like an ordinary old man, so poor. "SPIDER!" Suddenly, a line of text displayed on the p
Mental Garbage
I started reading works by Orson Scoot Card, a science fantasy fiction writer, yeah i know i reek of geek butt your eyes are reading this so I have nothing to prove to anyone.  Although by making that statement it actually has the oppostie effect thereby nullifing the desired outcome.  I just finished his Ender series and am now working my way through his Shadow series.  His fiction is fantastic because it based primarily on ethical dilemias that his charaters face.  I kept myself up for an hour in what i was sure was a THC/CBD induced coma where i could not stay awake but i could not sleep for lack of thinking.  I realized something that made me writher inside.  I have been in deep denial about it for sometime, I know how i want my life to play out, i look at my past exploits and sigh with contentment because i exployted each opprotunity to its fullest potential for the most fun on my part.  But have i done enough? will my gravestone read here lies that chick that worked her way here
Mental Conversation
Edit Mental conversation I sit in the mental wave pool that is my mind, Trying to bind my time before the  wave of anger come crashing down on those that stand by my side I drop the "F" word like the "A" bomb. devastation to the ear's. It's always the blind man that never here's I plane problems but never solve. One plus one is two but I'm always missing you. I reach for the sky and never the star's cause one day your bound to fall. I see the world in a spectrum of colors. I make word's with light-bright cause my own words aren't so bright. This is the end of my mental conversation before the world see's a demonstration.                                                                                                                  By: Steven Arnold
Mentally Ill, Hospitals, And Possible Cries For Help.
Every winter I become clinically depressed. Ive been hospitalized almost every year since I was 14. I always have a breakdown and wind up in the mental hospital. I hate everything about it. I hate the no freedom; I hate the strict rules and stupid schedules and groups. I hate the stupid people there sometimes too..Though I’ve met some of the best people of my life in there. Despite hating it, I know that I need it. I need the protection from myself. I need to get away from all substances for a while. I need people to keep and eye on me, and I need to be kept busy and learn routine again. I need more coping skills too. I need to find what works for me. I need to go again. Its important. Its not for everyone, in fact maybe its for the weak. But I am very seriously mentally ill, and I know that when I need help, I have a place to go. And again. Its important. Life threatening. Last  winter I became so enveloped by the past. My life was rewinding constantly and the guilt piled and m
Mental Capacity
A colorless rainbow in a sky of imagination, a camereless tourist on a summer vacation.  A cloud without rain, but a sky without sunshine, a constellation for admiration for a blind man's cloud nine.    A stemless flower in a competitve ecosystem,  the prey born with one leg, the predator without any eyes.   ... a chaotic compromise.    A mannequin selling fashion and deadly sins,  a homeless man searching through trashcan bins.  A chalkboard without a budget, a teacher without hope, the Valedvictorian hanging from a rope.    It's just mental complexity like congested New York city,  daily traffic jams with mental crams, and I don't take pity.  Flash flood warning, a fair reason to vent.  Drowning those who don't appreciate how much time I have spent.  Tears of a stranger, throw me some lemons and a stand,  time to sell drama out in the front yard to prove that the supply isn't up to its demand.    Blurred vision, bullet proof heart, it's just a decision,  it's tim
Mental Health
My names Damian everyone calls me "D". Im hispanic/apachie indian "i barly found out im part indian"! Im pretty lost right now Or maybe not lost but in limbo.im not going to tell you what i did but i will say i was just Being a pussy. I dont know where im going or what will happen to me so im like this everyday is another day, As in that sense i live in that day. My life is nothing i have nothing ,i dont want anything put to move on to whatever Is next after death.i cant work cause im on meds i cant collect from being on meds i cant funtion do to the fact im on meds Its like being ran down everyday no energy to get up or to do any kind of task,but they say i have to take them in order to Get better.yeah right ...so i stopped and tried to get back everything i lost ,muscle streangth , power of thought, i thought i was. Doing pretty good then A month or so goes by bam.....i break my back ,wow .i believe its due to the fct i was on those meds.but i cant prove it and the docs
Mental Illness The New "gay"
The battle for rights and acceptance is far from over. Finally being gay or having an alternative lifestyle sexually speaking is gaining traction and well on its way to being totally accepted. However another battle remains and in this case will be far more difficult for even GLBT to comprehend. Mental Illness. Tell me what do you think of when you think of someone who is mentally ill? Someone who sees the world in a different way or someone like Hannibal Lector? How about something in the middle? SO many ways to look at it and almost every time the uninformed and uneducated will have it wrong. Its like having a fear of spiders for humans fear and hate that which they do not understand. Sadly it is not uncommon thinking for those who suffer from a mental psychosis to be barred from reproduction. Even those my age in the 20s and 30s have this Nazi way of thinking that it is the greater good that those who are ill and can genetically pass on these illnesses should be denied. Really wha
The Menu For 2
Today I plan a menu of aphrodisiacs for two succulent love bites to wet loves appetite chocolate bonbon's fed to you by soft hands cherry in the center so seductive on the tongue Oysters on the half shell titillates the minds eye mollusks sensual shape and textures as they glide move and power, placing you in a trance sweet and dry wines lowers a lovers inhibitions flutes of bubbling Champagne to tickle your nose releasing endorphins in laughter's pleasures a Caribbean spiced carnal culinary feast will increase the heat in a lovers warmed loins then on to the sinful desserts of corporeal me
Men - Ugh
Well hell’s bells ya’ll - it’s a Saturday night and I’m home alone….okay I have a 4 year old shadow, but still…he’ll be going to bed before long and I’ll be up doing nothing. I was going to be enjoying the company of a nice young gentleman before we got into an argument about whether or not I would / wouldn’t stroke his cock and / or suck it. Now keep in mind I’ve never met the guy and my whole standpoint on a late night visit is - “let’s watch a movie and whatever happens - happens” I can’t for the life of me figure out why men won’t come and see me unless there is guaranteed sex and/or blow job. That’s not cool…at least I’m not making you buy me dinner or pay for me to watch a movie….*geesh* Whatever happened to “getting to know someone”? I seem to attract the absolute horniest men on the internet or perhaps that’s redundant…LOL Either way - it is somewhat comforting to know that I can have sex whenever and wherever I want it but UNFORTUNATELY I’m not into casual sex anymore.
Men Ughhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
OK I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF MY GUY FRIENDS OIUT THERE. IF YOU AND I WERE DATING AND I TOLD YOU I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL AT THE MOMENT INOUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD YOU LET IT GO AND GIVE ME SPACE TO CHILL OUT?? OR WOULD YOU PUSH AND KEEP PUSHIN? I NEED TO KNOW IF IT IS THIS GUY ONLY OR IF IT IS ALL GUYS ALIKE AND IF THAT IS ALL GUYS I AM DONE WITH MEN. AND I WILL KEEP WITH WOMEN AND WIND UP ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Men Unravelled?
*Wondering how much of this is bullsh*t for most of you* haha 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you
Men Ugh
I'm Single big deal im young............People keep asking me why im single.......i've been single for a long time...and well i dont enjoy telling people why...i was engaged 17 months ago...To a guy who changed my whole outlook on life.......he changed my views on the military...i had strong views on how i support them but before i met him i'd never thought twice about dating a man who laces up combat boots because i barely knew my father tell he retired...Then i met Josh..He was different...He wasnt like all my GI friends.....I met him i dunno maybe 2 months before he was shipped to iraq......And honestly i can save i loved him more then anyone i've ever loved before...he made things different.....He showed me that not all men were liars or cheaters....in my eyes he was my one true love and i duno we were togther 10 months...he called me one moring and asked me to marry him i said yes...it was in july last year..........He died in sept 2006.......my heart broke and i fell apart in so
Menu Of Lots Of Virtual Games
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Menu Survey For School
hello everyone-- i am doing a project for school and i have to survey 50 people on what they will order off my menu. what i need you to do (if you have time) is to look over the menu below and choose something that you would order. you can choose from one or all of that categories what ever you like. then just reply to this email and let me know what you would order. thanks for the help---Amber APPITIZERS French Baguettes with Home Made Pesto Baked Green Peppers with Spanish Rice Deep Fried Cauliflower & Broccoli Crab Martini with Asparagus SOUPS Garden Vegetable Soup Cold Cucumber soup Cockaleekie Soup Fresh Fruit Soup SALADS Cucumber-Tomato Salad Cobb Salad Club salad ENTREES Seasoned Snow Crab Legs with Home Style Mashed Potatoes Osso Buco with Mashed Potatoes & Wild Mushrooms Pan Fried Walleye with Steamed Vegetables Orecchiette with Broccoli Raab Beer Basted Pulled Pork Roast Vegetarian Jambalaya Chicken Alfredo Chicken Stir Fr
Men.. Ugh And Sigh
Just sittin here thinkn about life and well not to be to korny.. but LOVE. Why is it that people react differently to love.... its like extremes... Im of the OPINION that when you love someone you want THEIR happiness more than you do your own... not to the detriment of your own well being or sanity mind you... but you want them happy... even if it means you live without them. Im confused.... really I am, by some of the people in my life and in particular the MEN.... how is it that someone says they love you BUT its conditional upon you being in a certain life state or that the relationship (and I use the term loosely) be a certain kind???? I guess my limited mind cant grasp the idea that love be conditional.... I mean Im human and it hurts horribly when someone you love doesnt love you in the same way or to the same degree or with the same intensity.... but dear God.... I cant see me ever being hateful to someone I love... maybe the day will come but I hope it never does...
Men Use Them In Negotiations With The Demons
Watch the latest 'ammunition refill'!
Men Vs. Boys
Men appreciate women of all shapes and sizes, understanding that its what is inside the package that truly counts. They could care less what label is on her jeans, or how much (or little) she paid to get her hair "done." Boys are more superficial. They'd never dream of dating someone who buys clothes at Wal Mart or goes out in public without makeup on. Men don't brag about sexual conquests or skills. They are confident in their abilities, but not cocky *no pun intended* Men get pleasure from pleasuring their partner. Boys talk the talk, and can't walk the walk. Men understand that sometimes the best things in life are free, and that a walk in the rain can mean so much more than the most expensive piece of jewlery. Boys think that jewlery entitles them to an all night romp in bed because they "deserve it." Men will sit on the couch with you without groping. They're content to hold your hand or have you snuggled against them. Men know that little things matter. A su
Men Vs Women
Subject: FW: RE: Male versus Female T >>> >>> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. >>>Female...... Any part under a car's hood. >>>Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. >>> >>>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. >>>Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. >>>Male.... Playing football without a cup. >>> >>>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. >>>Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. >>>Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. >>> >>>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. >>>Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. >>>Male...... Trying not t
Men Vs Women
Subject: FW: RE: Male versus Female T >>> >>> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. >>>Female...... Any part under a car's hood. >>>Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. >>> >>>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. >>>Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. >>>Male.... Playing football without a cup. >>> >>>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. >>>Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. >>>Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. >>> >>>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. >>>Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. >>>Male...... Trying not t
Men Vs. Boys
Why do boys play games? You would think they wouldnt. When they say they going to call, they dont. When you talk about sex, they all ears. Theres more feelings than sex, more depth than penetration, More love, than making love. Karma... Things come and things go. Boys come and boys go. But if they truly are boys, then I wish you a man. I wish you a man that calls you his lady instead of his bitch. I wish you a man that holds the door 4 you instead of your legs in the air. I wish you a man that calls b4 10 at night. Who speaks to you in public. Who mentions u 2 his mom. Who smiles when he hears your name. And prays for you at night. Who'd rather cuddle than smoke a blunt. Who'd rather hold you than get up and leave. But that's just it. I wish you a man, not a boy. Why do boys play games? Because they are boys, not men
Men Vs. Guys
Guys vs. Men Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road. Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight. Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf. Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker. Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces. Guys: wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school. Men: think perfume (yours) is a turn-on. Guys: think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on. Men: balance their checkbooks. Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row. Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner. Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner. Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers. Guys: are afraid of becoming men. Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call. Guys: pretend you're not there when their moms call. Men: start their own businesses.
Men Vs. Toys!
Current mood: silly Men VS. Toys...OK I am not man hating really..I just think this is funny..I have had so many people ask me what is the difference between using a toy are having the really thing..Since I dont have sex unless I am in a relationship (yes its been 9 months now) and I use toys instead..Yes dont get me wrong love the touch, feel, kiss, smell and everything else that comes with a man..Anyhow this is the difference.. Toys: 1) they dont talk back. 2) dont have to worry about STDs. 3) dont have to worry about getting pregnant. 4) dont worry about it cheating on you. 5) dont have to worry about it lying to you. 6) its there for you no matter what. 7) you dont have to worry about where it is or what it is doing. 8) never worry about what it is thinking. 9) likes you regardless of what you look like. 10) dont have to worry if its gonna call you the next day. Men: (not all men are like this I know this) 1) they talk back and half
Men Vs. Women & Vice-versa
These are some pretty good ones…make ya laugh kind. Ha ha…some are even true! The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of the
Men Vs. Women
Men vs. Women The Perfect Day for Her: 8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage 5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing 10:00 Hot shower (alone) 10:30 Make love 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms The Perfect Day for Him! 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blowjob 6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of
Men ~vs ~women
1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these
Men Vs Women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it -------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------- --------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. -------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -----------------------
Men Vs Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
Men Vs Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it on
Men Vs Women ( *another Eyeroll*)
MEN AND WOMEN COMPARED NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a
Men Vs Women
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, And in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this Line?"The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here
Men Vs Women
IT'S WOMEN VS MEN IN THIS CONTEST. STOP BY AND RATE MY PIC AND LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS!!!!! I'D APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET! COMMENT ON MY BLOG WHEN YOU COMMENT ME AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO STOP BY YOUR PAGE!!!!! AND HEY.. PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS TOO. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED!!!!!!!! The Rules Are... 1. 2. 3.No downgrading or downrating will be tolerated. Please advise your friends of this rule. 4.If we determine your entry inactive, someone else can have your spot. 5.No Freshmeat accounts allowed to bomb. 6.You can comment bomb yourself. 7.You may pimp yourself til your hearts content. 8.Bombing Families welcome. 9.Have Fun! 10.Minimum 10,000 comments in Battle Royal for the VIC. Prizes will be as follows: To be given as extra prizes... The first Woman to get 25 ratings, will receive, an Oscar and a dozen roses. The first Woman to 7500 comments, will receive The Ladies Diamond ring and earrings. Final prizes at the end of the 2 weeks will be...
Men Vs. Women
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, th
Men Vs Women
This for entertainment purposes only! In other words its only a joke! What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******* 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ******* 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. ******* 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ******* 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. ******* 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ******* 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you mu
Men Vs. Vibrator
Reasons why a vibrator is better then a guy any day. 1. A vibrator never disappoints 2. A vibrator doesnt say stupid shit. 3. A vibrator always knows where to go because the woman is directing it to the proper places. 4. You can pick your own size and know what you are getting. 5. You can make it last as long as you want 6. It doesnt leave the toilet seat up 7. It never cheats on you 8. You always know where it has been 9. You can have it anytime you want 10. It never tells you no or I am too tired 11. You dont have to fake it 12. It wont lie to you just to get you in bed. That is its purpose. 13. You dont have to worry about returning the favor. Yes purely selfish on a womans part but oh well. 14. When you are done you can put it away til you have use for it again. Ok guys this is not a diss to you. Women will never choose a vibrator over a man because they need the drama a relationship brings. Lets not forget love and emotion. Unfortu
Men Vs Women
Women: The beautiful one wouldn't step into the kitchen; The one in the kitchen is not gentle, The gentle one has no point of view, The one has point of view is not feminine, The feminine one loves spending money, The one doesn't spend is not fashionable, The fashionable one lacks of originality and security, The one could be trusted nobody would look at! ^^ MEN: The talented one looks ugly, The handsome one got no money, The rich one doesn't care about the family, The lovely-dovey man could never be somebody, That "Mr. somebody" is not romantic, The romantic one likes sweet talking, The one could be trusted is not manly!
Men Vs. Women Poll Results
The mumm vote was on if men age better than women. By the voters opinion, men do age better than women. Just think if men used all the face creams us ladies use. They might look like they are 20-30 again. Think about it.. Yummy! Much love, Jess
Men V Women Road Trip
His and Hers Road Trip HERS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. 4. Arrives at destination presently. HIS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. 3. Drives an extra five miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls down window. 5. Hocks a loogie. 6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven. 7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky. 8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. Farts, after he closes the door. 11. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven. 12. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was. 13. Almost hits a deer. 14. Curses the night. 15. Curses you. 16. Curses the large Slurpee.
Men Vs. Women Showering
Men Vs Women Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.
Men Vs Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. _____ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do y ou alw ays carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." _____ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. _____ MARRIA
Men Verses Women
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg tim
Men Vs. Women
A Women's Guide To Male English -- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? -- I'm hungry = I'm hungry -- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy -- I'm tired = I'm tired -- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! -- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Man's Guide To Female English -- We need to talk = I need to complain -- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to -- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important -- We need = I want -- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now -- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
Men Vs Niggas
MEN get respect, NIGGAZ get what they deserve MEN work hard, NIGGAZ work your nerves MEN hold you down, NIGGAZ hold you up MEN help you progress, NIGGAZ give you stress MEN tell the truth, NIGGAZ tell lies MEN drive cars, NIGGAZ wanna ride MEN do it slow, NIGGAZ do it fast MEN do their dirt outside of where they live NIGGAZ have BITCHES all up in your crib MEN tell you quick "you better check your girl" NIGGAZ don't give a fuck, they wanna get at your girl" MEN are everything, NIGGAZ ain't shit! Which are you?
Men Vs. Women
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Men Vs Women
~Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought it was funny, and pretty close to the truth!!!..lol~ NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each Other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, Even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything Smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, Shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A Man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woma
Men Vs. Women
thats it women win! Guys suck! where are all the guys that care about relationships? that want a wife? that just care? hold hand, or just hold you? why does it have to revolve around sex? why is it okay for men to bitch and moan and us women have to listen to your asses over petty bull shit, and when we have a genuine problem or our feelings hurt you either fall asleep or you just leave? how about help us emotionally like we do your asses! with this said this is the thanks..... im goin to become a carpet licker, play with the little man in the canoe, dine at my american pink taco stand... and when you cant figure out why you cant find a girl its because you treat us bad... confusious say: man who treats women with disrespect wake up with boner in other mans booty! cause the only other way you can go is gay! at lease we got both option!
Men Vs. Women
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES:• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.EATING OUT:• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.MONEY:• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.BATHROOMS:• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.ARGUMENTS:• A woman has the last word in any argument
Men Vs Women
Top 10 Female Rejection Lines (Translated!) 10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad. 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing. 6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's. 5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you. 3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. 2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you. 1. Let's be fri
Men Vs Women
MEN VS WOMEN NICKNAMES - If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. - If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT - When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. - When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS - A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. - The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS - A woman has the last word in any argument. - Anything a man says after
Men Vs Boys
A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone, while a MAN is confident enough to say "Baby can you answer that for me!!" A BOY runs the streets & chill with his friends, while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn't promised! A BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong, a MAN acknowledges his woman's hard work! A BOY will read this & think this is about him & a MAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what he needs to fix in his relationship
Men Will Love This.....women...well B Prepared
So, ok...this is actually a man's point of view, but out of respect 4 men (aka dogs) I have decided to spread this assholes (who I truly adore) OPINIONS. And then I want my ladies 2 back it up with straight facts!! OK!! Men..Just do what ever it is that U guys do!! ENJOY!! One of life's biggest misconceptions is that men don't like to settle down with women because they have to stop fucking around and they don't want too. While this is true in some cases, for the most part its dead wrong. Commitment for a man isn't the same cup of tea it is for a woman and I am going to break it down for you from the beginning to the end of an unsuccessful relationship. Ladies, prepare to throw rotten vegetables. "I am not going to sleep with you if you are sleeping with other people." In this day and age, sex is something that happens much sooner than back in the day. The funny thing is, the mindset of women after sex is still the same. Now see, guy can sleep with a girl a
Men Who Needs Them
what the hell is wrong with men i think they live to see us squerm. i just left the biggest asshole in the world. he decided he was going to cheat and hurt me for the last time. who needs them. i found me a real a real man named mike and he is so awsome he treats me so good, hes a mamas boy though!!!!!!!!!!!
Men & Women
Men & Women: Differences
Have you ever heard a seemingly normal woman saying something like, "I don't know what I do to turn men off. I seem to push them away. Maybe I'm too demanding, or not demanding enough. Men are so confusing." And it could be that very same day that you hear a seemingly normal man, unrelated to the first woman, complaining: I don't get women. I must be doing something wrong. Women are so hard to understand." When men and women get together, there are, in effect, two worldshis and hers. They have different values, priorities, and habits. They play by different rules. Scientists have come to accept that a few fundamental differences between men and women are biological. It turns out that men's and women's brains, for example, are not only different, but the way we use them differs too. Women have larger connections and more frequent interaction between their brain's left and right hemispheres. This accounts for women's ability to have better verbal skills and intuition. Men, on
Men Who Forget
men who forget the important stuff drive me up the wall. they forget the day they were married, your birthday, valentines day. what is up with that? i just dont understand how the could forget the important dates like that. if anyone can help me understand please post a message back to me. Lady daykota
Men What Is Your Sensitive Spot
Ok My last blog brought attention to some area's involving Men. Lol... After recent Study here are my Results: 1.they will never be understood 2.they can be territorial 3.they can say 1 thing and mean another 4.they dont like their time being taking away by another 5. their ego can be bruised In conclusion....Awwwww MEN ARE SENSITIVE! Or It could it of been SHAE being "Insensitive" Awwww whats worse? HA!
Men & Women X-mas
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
Men Who Lie And Play Games With Womens Feelings
I HAVE HAD A REAL BIG EYE OPENER TODAY MEN ARE ALL ALIKE THOUGHT I FOUND AN HONEST MAN AND LOVING AND CARING AND ONE WHO DOESNT PLAY GAMES WELL I WAS DEAD WRONG JERRY WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE ALSO HAS PLAYED ME LIKE A FOOL AND DAMN THAT TICKS ME OFF. HIS NAME ON HERE IS biggdawg_36 HE LIED BIG TIME PLAYED WITH MY EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS SAID ALL KINDS OF THINGS I BELIEVED HIM SO FOR WOMEN WHO READ THIS STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE IS BAD NEWS NOTHING BUT A LIAR AND A PLAYER. I FEEL SORRY THOSE HE HAS CONNED HE IS A BIG CON ARTIST AT THIS EMOTION THINGS LIVES WITH A WOMAN AND ALL THE SAME TIME HITTING ON OTHERS UNTIL THEY FALL FOR HIM THEN ASKS THEM TO MARRY HIM WHEN THEY SAY YES HE WAITS A FEW MONTHS THEN DUMPS THEM BY SAYING IT WAS ALL A GAME SOMETHING TO DO TO PASS TIME. AND MEN WANT TO KNOW WHY US WOMEN DONT TRUST THEM WELL THERE U GO THAT IS THE REASON WHY MEN LIKE HIM MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TRUST ANOTHER MAN.
Men Want The Perfect Wife
A store that sells a wife has just opened in New York City, where a man may go to choose a wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the ladies increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any lady from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a Wife. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: may go to choose a Wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the lady increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
Men, Women, & Sex
Last night I posted a blog entry detailing the most recent man to treat me as though my sexuality was the only part of me worth anything (and thank you to those who read it, especially those who read it and said, "God, what a douchebag. You deserve better."). But you know what? I'm tired of that subject. We all know some men are shallow assholes. And I'm sure you're tired of reading about it, because most of the men that read my blog AREN'T shits. I know that and you know that. So I deleted that blog entry. But there were a couple things that came out of the discussion I had with him, and then the subsequent conversation I had with my friend Bogdan about it, that caused me to think a bit. So I thought maybe we could talk about it. And that is -- if a woman puts her sexuality out there in any way, is a guy, deep down underneath it all, only ever wanting to get to know her because he wants to have sex with her? Now, I take stuff Bogdan says with a grain of salt. He is youn
Men With No Respect...
So many men have no respect. Like this guy, didn't care that i was taken. Was only interested in getting me in his bed. The conversation starts at the bottom and works its way up. ->jameshoffa: i hope they make you a eunich that way you will be forced to do something with your pathetic life ->jameshoffa: you've got to be kidding right? you disgust me to all hell jameshoffa: so do u wanna go to bed with me? ->jameshoffa: you have done nothing you are proud of in life because all you do is focus on women and getting them in your bed jameshoffa: yes yur right if that will shut u up ->jameshoffa: you fail to tell me because you know im right...the only thing you can come up with is a question to shut me up. jameshoffa: ok...drop it geez >jameshoffa: what have you done with your life though? jameshoffa: oh yeah ->jameshoffa: and you call me boring? what ahve you done with your life? just banged girls? ->jameshoffa: no respect either, i dont cheat on a guy jameshoffa: i dont c
Men & Women!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the
Men What To Do With Us?
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is te
Men With No Honesty
Why can't men be straight with women. I have been seeing a man for a while now....someone that I have known for 26 yrs and now all of the sudden he wants to disappear. He gave me the old speech about how he loves me and how he is confused and blah blah fucking blah. I have asked that man for nothing.....I have a job and I have a home, Im not a gold digging bitch. I take care of myself. So what's the deal?..Someone with an ounce of insight..help me out with this....Im not crying over this, I am more angry and hurt than anything......It seems that I am indeed intended to be the crazy old cata lady on the hill with 95 cats and when some neighborhood kid goes missing the police come to my house to see if i have them in the stew.... Sheesh............Have all of the good men become extinct????
Men Who Like It... Up The Butt
Sorry for being so blunt, but the other day someone asked me (and it was a guy) if I'd ever fucked a man up his ass. I didn't reply, and the answer is no I haven't. But I have heard stories of men who are into that sort of thing. Meaning they want a woman to do it to them. I've never been asked to do that either, of course if I was ever asked.... I might oblige them that privilege. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.... yeah.... I have a sick twisted mind. Deal with it.
The Men We Date
Have you ever wondered if the way you act makes women cringe? Have you ever worried that your behavior might be making them run in the other direction? Just as women are attracted to certain archetypal men, there are other types of men that women go out of their way to avoid. And this is especially true during the early stages of a relationship, when a woman is trying to gauge a man's personality. Below are eight types of guys that women consistently stay away from. I have compiled this list from conversations I've had with numerous women regarding the behaviors they dislike in men. But don't worry if you recognize some of the following traits in yourself -- most of them aren't deal-breakers. The idea here is not to change your personality, but rather to keep certain female-unfriendly behaviors in check. Read on to find out what women dislike, so you'll be able to make a better impression next time around. 1. The Needy Guy He is overly emotional and shares all his feelin
Men & Women - Some Differences
The Differences in Men And Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Schmegma, Peanut-Head and Useless. DINING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits
Men & Women One Line Jokes And Comments Lol
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Cereal is like pussy because a guy will eat it whether its wet or dry!
The Men Who Signed The Declaration Of Independence.
The Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured. Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, a
Men & Women
DIVORCE In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honour, I want to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him." ============-=========-=========-==== LOVE YOUR ENEMY From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Sammy." "Sammy! But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." ============-=========-=========-=========-==== WEDDING RING At the cocktail party, one man said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong woman." ============-=========-===== WHY? "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. "Why, Dad? Tell
Men & Women
Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5,000 Men Were Asked........
to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral Sex": a.. 3% liked the warmth. b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation. c.. 93% appreciated the silence.
Men & Women Who Try To Take From Other People!!
There are alot of online scammers and predators who are preyin on the vulnerable and older women and men..This needs to stop..For one example My Mom meet a guy from here and MySpace that befriended her and said ALL the right words that a woman just loves hearing, like "I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART,BODY, AND SOUL"(RED FLAG)..What a bunch of BS!! He has so far even asked her to marry him..Thank Goodness my Mom has more brains then to believe this bs...His name is "Philip Mich", "BigBoy" or whatever else he might choose to use at the time.He says he is in Lagos, Nigeria and his work contract is up there and needs help to get him and his Son Nelly back here to the states.(RED FLAG)..Alot of women believe this and need to BEWARE..So I'm posting this so ALL Women who have so far befriended this man will know the damn truth about him..Thanks!!
Men Will Now Be Subject To
a short two question quiz when they add me. First question: Did you read the profile? Second: Did you watch the video in the stash (which, by the way, the profile directs people to do). If I don't get either a shout or a mail saying yes to both within ten minutes, add requests will be denied. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm sick of being inconvenienced myself. Thanks Sin
Men/women
Most men and women these days say I love you too fast have sex with a new person way too fast from what I see. My opinion on having sex too fast and saying I love you is you dont always know what your getting yourself into and you end up getting hurt taking this route. In my opinion how one is treated by there parents and what they seen growing up are Very important issues to talk about before jumping in the bed or saying I love you too quickly! I have noticed in some cases Guys who had a good mom that cook cleaned and took care of them generaly look for a women who will do the same as a girlfriend or wife...but end up with girls who arent willing to do that. Then you have the women who had a father who Worked,did thing in the garage ,fixed things around the house and took care of there mother...And end up with a man who isnt isnt like there father and it becomes a problem. Facts are the way we are raised becomes embedded in our minds as the way it should be. Alth
Men.......who Needs Them!!!!
Well if you look at my profile photo you will see a nice looking family. Too bad the photo can't really pick up on all the hurt and pain that a lying, cheating husband causes. Now I will be giving birth to my 3rd son in a couple of months and I can't stand his father. Anyone want him? I'm done....he's free and comes with his own prepaid cell phone that I paid for so he can now call of his hoes and I won't find out about them. Oh be careful......he's a registered sex offender!!!
Men With Egos... Dont Arouse Me.
I dont care about your money Honey... you most likely have a disease. I have a man... and He makes me happy... I dont need you telling me your better than him... Your dick is probably about 3 inches big... and I definatly know 8 1/2 is bigger than 3... Also you dont fucking no me dirtbag so Dont hate... IM NOT INTERESTED IN PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY MAKE... SERIOUSLY... IM BETTER THAN THAT... IM BETTER THAN YOU... I HOPE THAT YOUR LIFE IS SO WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT... BUT IF IT IS... THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK CHICKS UP OFF THE NET? http://fubar.com/user/374509 WAVE AROUND YOUR ONES... YOUR COOL... WAVE AROUND YOUR CASH... YOU'LL ONLY GET A GOLD DIGGER ... AND THATS NOT WHAT IM ABOUT.
Men Will Appreciate
But... I was once told..."If you don't do it; someone else will..At least try it once...and he will appreciate you for it" This applies to EVERYTHING not just SEX !!! 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it
Men/women And Cars........
Why is it that men assume that women dont know anything about cars.....age old question.... I took my daughters car....that I just bought her back to the dealership....Told them when she goes on the highway speed past 50...steering wheel shakes......ok that is bad wheel, alighnment...etc...They check out the car....Now the manger comes back and tells me that its my daughters fault....That it happened becouse she was out "MUDDING"......now for the best part.. We live in the city of Dallas..... She mainly drives from home to work...(approx 1/2 miles)....And it hasn't rained at all...the kicker .....its a 06 Nissan Sentura....Now who in their right mind is going to go mudding in that car.........When anyone in their right mind would know that a if ur going to go mudding u would go in mud first of all...(which would need rain/water at least)....and u would do it in a truck/jeep/4x4....something anything not a Sentura.......this is my pet peev for the week....it blows my mind on how thes
Men, Women... Why Do We Need Either Of Them... Just Shit On All Of Them Eh...
What the fuck is peoples problems... Like i understand if you just want to fuck but come on guys i thought i actually had a guy that fucking was honest... but no.... FUCK NO... i accidently grabbed his phone and read one of his out box. And guess what... He was talking to Fucking yellow belly asking her if she would like to fuck... What the hell... When you say you love someone you don't do any of that shit... HOLLY CRAP... He live's with me he eats me food that i get he reads my phone to see if im doing anything... You want to talk about fucking stupid... god i hate guys... they are so fucked up. I thought i found a man for once... FUCK...
Men!!! Wtf Is Up There Ass???
you kno im gettin really sick and tired of the wat men have been acting towards me lately. if not being a dick head there being a jerk or gettin snotty with me ova nothin. and i dont get why. i mean i mention to one friend i want out of martinsburg and hes like talkin abou tme ex. and i go out and hang wit one of my guy friends today and now he wont talk to me and have no idea why. and another one of them i went and had sex wit like 2 wks ago and havent talkd to him really. i mean wtf is up mens asses???
Men & Woman
Did you know?.... Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "nat
Men Who Say Nasty Things To Women!
Where do some guys get off with the things they say to women?! I got this friend request from this NASTY OLD man who is older than my father! He wrote "I really don't care whose "wife" you are, I would love to get my ..... on those beautiful big boobs!!!" Not only is it disrespectful, but its completely disturbing that he gets away with that type of crap! Does he really think a woman is going to respond to him in a positive way or want him after reading that?! I sure hope he doesn't have any daughters! Here's his link if ya feel like showing him some "love" http://fubar.com/user/1160678
Men Who Don't Want Kids
I am asking a simple question. If a man doesn't want children, ever, should he get fixed or not? Suppose you are a woman who thinks she can't get pregnant but for some freak moment your body changed and you woke up one day and took a pregnancy test and you were pregnant. You tell the father, even though you know he didn't want kids, and he chooses to avoid you, what would you do? I would like to hear what men have to say on the subject because so many of them think the woman is responsible and they think that they can just walk away free and clear when the woman gets pregnant. Weren't there two people there to begin with? Why does the man think he doesn't have any responsiblity?
Men Who Will Not Go On Other Mens Pages
I know this is not new but this has got to be the silliest thing I have ever heard of. Some men are offended when another man views their page why? And the men who refuse to go to another mans page because they say they do not want the man to think they are gay. What a line of crap. There is beautiful art work on alot of mens pages and in their pics. All the men that cop this attitude are missing out on the beauty. Also they are not showing how manly they are it shows weakness to me. I loose some respect for every man that has told me this. I gain more respect for a man that is confident in him self who will see the beauty of another mans page. Most women have no problem with viewing another womans page. The ones of us that do are more rounded in life and have more confidence in our selves. Anna
Men & Women
I just need someone to explain even though I know this is a never ending blog it interested what others can enlighten me.
Men/women
Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men...... *It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. *Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. *A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating." *They don't get tired after the first time. *You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm. *Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replace the batteries when it tires. *Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!! *You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! *Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!! *We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever you want without being called a slut. *Position is your choice, not his. *You don't have to suck it. *It always is hard. *It doesn't leave a mess behind. *You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. *It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. *It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. *You
Men Who Lie
you know i really hate men who like to me when at first they say they are going to a friends house then they end up at there sister's house,that's what i got today i found out when my niece called me and told me where my husband was, See and men think that we lie that's BS because we know that we are telling the truth, why should we lie,I hate men that say that they will help you do stuff on the internet too, its either they will help you or don't so see men lie more then women do so that is a fact there too.
Men Who Don't Support Their Children!!
In the month of September my children's grandparents(paternal) passed away..It was said that their grandfather shot his wife twice in the back then took his own life over financial issues...Well, my ex calls me that morning when he discovered his parents dead in their bedroom..When I told him that I called the police he got very angry..well...wouldn't one ASSUME to call the police when you find your parents dead not knowing what happened??? He wasn't crying or even upset, just kept saying they killed themselves because of the stress I put them through (our home was in my ex's name and his father) so I put alot of pressure on him to do much needed home repairs...Well, that is so unfair to say it is MY fault...and how did he know they killed themselves without the police doing an investigation??? He claims he went into the bedroom and threw the shotgun across the room then said "i shouldn't have touched the evidence"..hmmmm....I still find it hard to believe a man who was 5'4, very short
Men & Women And Showers‏
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Men Worth Killing
Men Worth Killing(Written 2005)It wasn’t the mortar that woke me. It was the headache.This is my 5th trip to the desert, so I recognize the tell-tale signs of dehydration as soon as I see them in myself. The headache was one of those signs. It woke me at 2am and I was lying there trying to shake it off when the mortar came in. The impact point was quite some distance from where I was lying, so it did not register immediately. After the gunfire followed I realized that was a mortar I had heard. Oddly enough, I smiled and got a little excited and thought to myself, “So that is what they sound like!”The other guys in the tent just kind of lay there. I reached for my 9 millimeter Beretta which we keep with us at all times. Our M-4 rifles, we keep at work. No one else moved, so I just lay there and kept listening. All the noise died down quickly. I just kept lying there, wide awake, waiting for 6am to come.I really do not mind Iraq. I really don’t mind the war. I hav
Men Who Abuse Women !!!
->Your Master: no im turning you in to fubar Your Master: I am hoping you make a folder with me in it I would love my own special place in your albums Your Master: your a whore you turn me on ->Your Master: your a dawg you mek me sick Your Master: those who have read my profile or have talked to me know me so you cant say or do anything that would scare me Your Master: I would love to stuff my cock in your mouth and listen to you gag ->hottyguy21: your a dawg ->..::MissDe...: Your Master: would love to fuck you look what your fuhubby said to me dam what a dawg !!!! Your Master: why not hottyguy21: ur wet pussy mmmmmmmm bb i want it hottyguy21: cum in my mouth bb shadow: mmmmmmmmm Your Master: would love to fuck you
The Men Who Stare At Goats
I went to see it on the weekend.  It was an excellent evenings entertainment.  Not perhaps what you might expect from the trailers, but very funny, intelligently written, quite bizzare in places and very well observed. Clooney didn't overdo it, which was good, he was great.  I'd totally recommend it - a witty and clever comment on cultural changes in the western world over the past 40/50 years.
Men Who Are Shallow.
Men who are shallow should not even be on where there are women who are big.  It is wrong for men to be so shallow and insensative.  So do not bother rating me or even talking to me.  I would rather talk with true friends or a true man.  
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will neverfind And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, and we can dance We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will neverfind And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance Français! We can go when we want to the night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet and surprise 'em with the victory cry I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And i can act like an imbecile I say we can dance, we can dance everything under control We can dance, we
Men & Women Parts
Why is it that when someone sends you a message in your shout box the first question is something to do with seeing you naked..Now im not placing the blame on either sex cause i think both are equally as quilty..but damm.. What the fuck is the the big dam deal? Dont all tits n cock basically look alike? (yes there are different sizes n shapes and in some cases color) But damm do you really got to act like you never seen either one before.. Some ppl wonder why noone will talk to them or why they alone..Umm HELLOOOO...
Men Were Born Between
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
Men Want Se_ To Feel Better "" Where Women Want Things In There Life Better Around Them To Feel Happy`r And Then In The Mood For Se_.
there are IMITATION things for a lot of things, like imitation flowers and things like that, "" BUT "" I JUST CAN`T GET INTO IMITATION MAKE BELIEVE RELATIONSHIPS ON LINE, ON THE PHONE, I`M THE KIND I NEED TOUCH, I NEED TO SEE IT FACE TO FACE, BE HELD, KISSED IN THE REAL WORLD "' I NEED HIM TO BE BY MY SIDE AND ME BY HIS "" TO BE HERE FOR OTHER THINGS I NEED THEN JUST SE_UAL ""  BECAUSE WHILE I HAVE NOT BEEN FEELING WELL THE NEED FOR SE_  HAS NOT EVEN CAME UP.MEN WANT SE_ TO FEEL BETTER "" WHERE WOMEN WANT THINGS IN THERE LIFE BETTER AROUND THEM TO FEEL BETTER TO WANT SE_.
Men Who Treat Women
Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts
Men, You Have Too Much Time On Your Hands.
I'm sorry guys.. I just had to post these.. LOL!
Men .... You Honestly Think That Women Are Lazy??
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and did the laundry, fold the laundry, put the laundry away, stopped at the gas station to fill up, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dogs. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, Cl
Men, You Just Gotta Luv Em....
All men make mistakes....it is just married men find out about them sooner,
Men You Have To......to Handle Thickndaazz4ya
But I am not talking about just any kind of men. You have to be a MAN in the streets and a Dayum Freak in the sheets... I am a big gurl so you must have some strength in yo arms to get these soft, big ass thighs in the air and dive deep into this sweet hot tight pussy that has been squeezed in the middle of those thighs and is ready to be juiced! You must have a head game and be ready to eat a whole dayum meal baby. Just keep it real. This is a clean chocolate kitty. Talk nasty to me baby. Brothas you got to be working with a little something something, because a gurl like to suck the dick like she suckin' the meat of a chicken wing. Ummm shyt baby a sista a nasty freak that is greedy and is gonna suck da dick and make your toes curl until you bust that rich jism in the back of my throat. ... if you can't handle a big gurl.. hit tha door bro" if you can holla at your girl ... Thickndaazz4ya.
Men!!!!!!!!yummy.
I like men: *with long dark hair. *with brittish/irish/scottish accent. *with a sarcastic sence of humour. *who are educated. *who are interesting. *who are musicians. *who are tall. *who have nice developed arms and back. *who can protect me. *who are not affraid to wear makeup in public if I ak them to. *who are not over 10 years older then me. *who are ambitious. *who use parfums. *who are romantic. *who are dominant,but let me sometimes to dominate them. *who love sex (lol). *who will just try to make my wishes come true. *who dares to jump out of an airoplane with me.
Men!!!!!!!!!yummy.2
*with tattoos *with piercings *with sence for fashion *who are skaters *who are musicians *who hate poetry *who admit that they look at other girls when I`m not around *who have manirs *who are gentlemen *who DONT buy me cute toys n stuff
The 6 Men You Shouldn't Date
The 6 Men You Shouldn’t Date partner by Glamour Magazine, on Tue Feb 3, 2009 8:55am PST 303 Comments Post a Comment Read More from This Author » Report Abuse Getty Images In a relationship public service announcement, Jake tells us whom to avoid (himself included!). Like all men, I’ve committed some royal screwups when it comes to women. But as your resident male columnist, I’ve also made some observations about different types of daters that deserve to be passed along. Consider this your road map for where you don’t want to go in your love life. 1. Rebound Guy Knowing how bummed I’ve been since my ex Claudia left for Europe, my buddy tried to set me up with his “hot coworker.” Very kind of him, but I declined. With my heart stuck in international customs, there’s no way I could make a connection. Not that I wasn’t tempted. We men secretly hope we’ll never have to deal with our feelings and instead can “fix” our sadness with a new woman. Problem is, we’re always compari
Me Ofcourse
i know your probly think boy this guys one freak well your totely right im a freak and proid of it poeple call me paleghost but ill tell you my real name later as you can tell im a real big fan of anima and that im kinda a game geek as well so not all of yous will like me but ill be danmed if im going to let that keep me down ive seen alot of thinks in my 19 years of liveing around england most of them grousom like me uncle in the morning lol his a sight for not even blind poeple whoude want to see truest me lol but im kinda wierd yeah im a guy o right poems and rp play games and much much more all together im one ship or nut witch ever you prefer and yeah you know saying man go back to shcool and luarn how to spell god danm it well i have a spelling and reading problem meh that all for me for know............ oh yeah real names richard i so suck at the memory game as well lol peace out poeples have fun and lwet rock carry you to heaven
Me(of Course Since I Am Told I Am So Self Centered)
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Me Of Course
While traveling along the Ganges one evening I could see the Taj Mahal in the distance as the sun set and the moon took over the evening sky. It was a sight I haven’t seen since my days in the Alps playing my fugal horn for the valley below …. In my life I have traveled the world many times over and can count on one hand the most awe inspiring sites to cross my path…. The one that is scorched in my mind for eternity is while I was at the whack where I came across the breasts of the queen.. Not since the time I rode large logs down hills in Japan with other men in diapers have a seen such a glorious sight… The areola alone was like soft subtle chocolate glazed in a cherry wine sauce until it hardened all expectations. The shear enormity of it all came into fruition when the sling gave way and released them completely into my field of vision... As I later discovered this woman’s talents went so much deeper than her lovely hand full of g
Me Omg What Have I Done!!!!!
Im up for auction come bid on me win me for a month highest bidder :D CLICK THE LINK AND BID AWAY WIN ME HEHEHE U KNOW U WANT TO HERE R THE RULES :d
Me On My Off Day
Me On Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/briansons I created my background myself. If you are there feel free to ad dme as I am not familiar with this site yet.
Me...on A Good Day...lol
>Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Me On Cam .....lol
Express Yourself LIVE
Me On Jerry With My Friends
the story is my good friend kristy the one I fight with gf wants able to be the show so I fulled as the pissed off ex gf wanting her ex bf back.The story was daniel and kirsty had a baby while me and dc was dating.Not true kristy does have a beautiful lil girl not by dc.U'll get a good laugh from it cause are story got mixed up really bad.The sence is where me and kirsty started the fight with dc then we turned on each other.
Me On Imvu
Me On Yahoo
If you would like to chat or videochat with me, this is my name on Yahoo: discorosso or email address discorosso@yahoo.com a big kiss to everybody!
Me On Me...not Like That..hehe..
Me On Vid Before Bed
YUP ME AGAIN BEFORE BED ......ALSO ANOTHER ONE OF ME AT THE BOTTOM LOL FORGOT TO GIVE MY WEEKEND WISHES ......NOTHING MUCH GOING ON JUST RELAXING AND TRYING TO GET RID OF MY COLD .... SO ENJOY MY VIDS MY FRIENDS ....LOV YAS xxXxxXxxXxx
Me On The News
Check out my amazing story on the news. Worth it! http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=DFC5363741EF72087036345727874CB4?contentId=3968930&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
Me On Youtube!
I have been trying to do a few vids here at home, networking a bit if you will! LOL check it out and my other vis on www.youtube.com/iamjohnnyprice Please comment and rate and if you actually like it repost on as many sites as u can could use all the help!
Me On Air Check It Out
Dream weaver on air !!Come check out the Guardians of hell we are waiting for u !! Kick ass tunes & great people all u got to do is click the pic :)
Me On Piano
Listen to cj - none
Me On Cam
auction how much would you pay for a private web cam show
Me - Online
I was approached by a good friend, who passed on some info. to me about someone messaging her, saying that I dumped her or something like that! I was chatting with someone named baby345a, no big deal right? Well as I have made it as clear as I possibly could, I have my son over whenever I am not working and this weirdo got at me on my yahoo messenger saying I am ignoring her and that I can have a fun old time with my #1 and those in my tops for that matter, but anyhow I told her to that I am spending time with my son and that I would get back at her later but that wasn't good enough for her, so she began carrying on and I had to eventually block her! My son comes first above anything! He comes before my job and the things I love to do, he is my lil man and no one is going to mess with the time we have with one another! I work over 12 hours a day which totals over 60 hours a week, so I cherish every moment I can with my son! I may appear online and may be signed on my yahoo account or h
Me On The Internet
YES I AM ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANTT O FIND ME OR SEE MORE OF ME GO TO WWW. MAMMAOTHPECKER.COM ( LMAO OK HAD TO ) TAKE THIS QUIZ SEE HOW YA DO Prank provided by: PrankSpace.com
Me On My Own
you call me hot"..you call me sexy, but did you ever take time to pause and truly look inside my heart?..we all have fun, we all have crazy thoughts,..... but ,i was always left wondering where i stand? YOU! friends are all dear to me.. some i am attracted to.. some i truly like.. you know who you are, i do not mind you not being interested... am here anyway, some i dearly love.. and am very close too, that doesn't mean they are all bf's too.but there is one you felt like you really love so much, beyond this fu bar thing.... but sometimes they just seems to just play on you!...so.. I AM SETTLING MYSELF.. BEING JUST ME.. I AM NOBODY'S BABY, NOBODY'S DARLING....NOBODY'S GIRL..JUST LET ME SHARE A NET LIFE WITH YOU". dont offer me anything..if you are a friend you'll stand by me"..in my worst time, in my happy times..you'll never lie, you'll never play"....
Me One Way? Really?
You Are ONE WAY When you're confronted with a problem, you know exactly how you want to handle it.You are decisive and act quickly. Once you get the ball rolling, you don't change course.You can be a bit stubborn at times, but you have reason to be. You're often right.You are unwavering and brave. You do what needs to be done, even if it isn't popular. What Street Sign Are You?  
Me On Fu
The reason why I joined fubar was due to lack of parental control and a freakin' pedophile, my adult chat room on Yahoo went poof. What a 14 year old was doing in an adult chat room is beyond me, but so be it. So, I signed up here to chat, make friends, etc. For some it's a popularity contest, which if that's your thing, so be it. However, for me it's the quality, not the quantity of the folks that are on my list. Friends consist of those I chat, rate, comment, bomb, etc. with frequently. Fans are either folks bumped down from friends due to the fact they rarely/never stop by to say hi or those who's pics I enjoy. If you're on both, you're just special. LOL Though drama can be fun at times, it gets old fast and I just don't have the patience to deal with it, which brings up the point of this blog. An individual I considered a friend had a bad habit of either a) ignoring me when I stared a conversation with him or b) claimed to enjoy chatting with me and then would say all of 5 words
Me On Me
stayin as high as i can in life
Me On Cam Drunk Trying To Be Sexy Epic Fail Funny Ass Hell
haha u gotta see this i was shit faced drunk i thought i was so fcukin hott doing this then next moring i watched it i almost peed my pant laughing at myslef me and my friends thought it was funny as hell ... for the love of god someone blend my eyeshadow haha i shouldnt have done make up drinking haha i looked like shit here sorry ha if ur in fire fox u might have to look in my stash to see it http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=6782999&bl=1also im looking for some one to convert my videos to gif plz .... oh read my other 2 new blogs plz
Me On Youtube Honest Yes Or No...
Yeah so I just posted my first public video of me singing on youtube... So Honest opinions... don't bust me on the hat... I like it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9aZO9FP5Y
Meoooow!
Day 1- I gets a call from my cousin. The apartment next door to her is up for grabs. We talked the landlord down from $650 a month to $450. For a three beedroom. Yeah. Badass. Day 2- Sam & I go to look at the apt. It's a work in progress- stains on the carpet, crayon on the wall, and stain parties in the bathroom and kitchen. Layout: Living room. One bedroom right at the front of the apt. Very decent size. Tiffany's. Another room right off the living room. Also very decent. Mine. Then the kitchen. Bathroom to the right. Third room right off of the kitchen. Smallest room. Sam's. Her bed won't even fit in it. Then there's the little pantry area and stairs. Which lead to a basment that makes you think some blaire witch shit. But. We found a bad ass mural painted on one of the walls. We're getting it if Tiffany approves. [she did] Day 3- Sam call to get electric turned on. We don't have that or gas. Gas is getting turned on Monday. Electric? 5-7 business days. That put
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meop   --LOST IN REVERIE-- A THICK PAD OF PAPER A LITTLE JAZZ MUCH INK INSPIRATION FROM GOD WEED --LOST IN REVERIE--
Me Opening Up
ya know I can't stand the little games that I have dealt with in the past. I am 31 and should not be sitting by the sidelines waiting for people to stop playing games with me. adults should be able to talk things out with out having thinking that he or she will take off to someone else. When will I be loved and cared for, for my feelings and what I believe in. I am not any better than any other guy but I do want to be loved and cared for, for me and who I am
Me Opening Up!
i feel like i'm not good enough at times. please don't think of me as being emo but i'm in a relationship and i feel like he's pushing me away he's telling me everything is ok but he's not answering my texts and doesn't seem to want to see me/be with me. he tells me i'm reading too much into things that aren't there however i see him hanging around and talking to a woman that i do know. and when i try to talk to him he says 'Why are you so needy?" idk i'm reaching out to you all is pushing me away? should i trust him or should i end it? thank you so much for helping me!
Me Or You
Is it just me that is overthinking? Or got a whiff of something stinking. 'Cause all of a sudden something's not right, And affecting the way I sleep at night. Is it too complicated for me to understand? When I know I can be the bigger man. Or is it just my insecurities, That seem to get the best of me. It's just the way I stare into your eyes, Is it full of love or full of lies? 'Cause right now I can't see, That you feel the same for me. Is it that you're tired and bored? Am I giving less or wanting more? Tell me cause it's hard to see, What's the problem is it me? I can handle anything I'm grown, Just need to know if it's time to move on. All I want is some clarity, So is it you ...or is it just me?
Me Or You It Doesn't Matter
Feelings are not born from photographs They are born with time Do not mislead yourself into believing you can fall for a person in a photograph As soon as you do , you will be disappointed. The smile was for another, the glint was for the moment in time. Glean what you wish Mold it to what you wish Imagine what you wish Reality will only come for those that meet And take a new photograph of their own. Memories can only last as long as they are prompted to do so. A photograph will only be as real as you let it become.
Me Or Them?
Me or Them? I sit and write bloodstained words over wrinkled pages in a literary dissection of me to be put on rotting display in a cardboard box for all to see and mangled with all of the finesse of blind butchers. Ravenous cannibals devouring every remembrance of me in the aftermath of my wasted time, drowning my words in selfish tears of regret, sobbing “oh, I wish I knew this part of him while he lived”. Life trips gracelessly onward unwilling to slow down and stop as I ponder who is to blame, me or them, as my loneliness beckons me to remain unwanted in the unquiet shadows of my mind. A vast resource of empty thoughts with clear visions of its own wasteland future, an apocalyptic microcosm inhabited by a solitary, porcelain shell of human indignity keeping visitors at bay with horrific, death shrouds bound to the scarecrow at the gates. The road now traveled to eventually stretch beyond the horizons in all directions to forever keep secret the way back. I race the world to
Me Out For The Morning
Hey everybody this Thursday 22/5/08 or 5/22/08 Sydney Australia time i will be in the cinema watching the release of Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skullso i won't be online on fubar for the morning just giving my friends a early warning incase they are wondering why hasn't he(Bruce) answered me yet so here's your answer people and as soon as the movie is over iwill return later to get back to you from Bruce.
Meow
so like this one time and band camp
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow ! And ifyou didnt catch that meow meow meow meow meow meow!
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Ok everyone alert the media stop whatever you are doing and hold on to your seats because I actually had a good day at work!!!! Now rude customers, no running around like a chicken with my head cut off.....even though it was like cold and rainy all day and I had to get out in it like 3 times but, thats ok because today was a good one....I talked to my manager about a possiblity of a promotion at another store and he begged me to stay and he said that I after I was there a year he would make me a trainer which means an increase in pay...but, means I have to put up with newbies...but, it would be worth it....Now, if I can just hold Chris to it....Im up for employee of the month again since I've started its been head to head between me and another girl I work with...which I dont think she should be in the running because shes sorta management but, you know.....So really should I try the management position when they will probably say you dont enough experience or go for the trainer postio
Meow
Your Passion is Brown You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?
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♥ My mommas extremely crabby today. I have yogurt and its yummy. My tummy dont hurt no more. But im not testing it.♥ So like anyway i found like a million more icons. Cause they are all pretty and stuff. ♥ ♥♥ And its totally the truth ♥ Remember that.
Meow.!
♥ Hey so like meow ♥ Anyway its time for my daily icon of the day. But first im gonna talk about my day. I went to a class this morning, which was so boring i pretty much fell asleep in. Came home. Went to sleepc cause i didnt sleep last night. Got up and listened to mi madre bicth ♥ Haha and now im here. Exciting huh! I know i know im boring. Icon of the day ♥ ♥ ♥ remember that ♥ So like laying in bed i realized a few things, i may not say much to a person standing right in front of me but you can always tell what im thinking by the looks or emoitons on my face. Its totally not hard to read me. Its hard to get in my head and understand me but its not hard to read me ♥ I wish... well nevermind ♥ ♥ ♥ And its the damn truth ♥ Id rather wait 200 years to see you for 2 hours than never see you at all ♥
~meow~
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ALSO INTO CATS OOOO YEAHHH ALSO INTO CATS
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Meow.......sup Foo? (cute Pic)
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Meowwww..a Sexy B-day
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts OK Y'ALL PLEASE GO SHOW MIZZ"HELLCAT" SUM LUV & "HUMPING" LOL ! IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AND IT'S A "HUMP DAY" AND SHE ROCKS ! SHE RETURNS THE LUV ~ HELLCAT@ fubar MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts BROUGHT TO YOU BY : "BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ"
=^..^= Meow Or Rooor I'm Not Sure ;-)
=^..^= Tomcat@ fubar Tom is the greatest guy on FUBAR !! He's birthday is tomorrow 8th september and I could never pimp him out to much I just adore Tom :p LOVE YA !! =(^_^)= ENGLA
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The Meow Dance
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Meowzette And Sky..you Two Rawk!
I just want to thank Meowzette and Sky for the pimpouts...never did I think that I would be put in a random pimpout...you two are awesome and thanks to the both of you!! and here they are don't forget to show them luv too!! Meowzette@ fubar ♥ §k˙lar © ♥ Head of Security 4 Centerfolds ♥@ fubar and for those of you that stopped by and showed luv. I hope that i have managed to keep with all of you and returned the love. If I haven't then please let me know and I will be glad to come and return the luv! This brought to you by me : ~JeNn ~ ~ AppleBottomGirl ~@ fubar
Meowzette
Just in case you didn't know, I only have library access for the forseable future, so to return love to those folks who go out of their way to show me love or to help me out in some way,they get highlighted in this here blog. With that said, let me introduce you to Meowzette. Over the last few days she has faithfully reposted my bulletin to help me when a 30 day blast. She even has comment bombed the pic in that contest. Show her some love. Tell her Gimptastic sent ya! Meowzette@ fubar
Meowzette
Please Show My Friend Meowzette Lots of Love! She was kind enough to bling me with a Jet, which was extremely generous out of the blue! Meowzette ( Owned by Texas Camaro Nut)@ fubar Thanks Meowzette!!!
Meow!
forgive me goddess for i am sin! i gave my heart to jesus but he never calls! i really should have just given him a blowjob instead of letting god ass rape me on the first date! if god ass raped and then vaginally raped mother mary would jesus be called the "son of shit?" the ONLY res-erection i believe in is my sugar daddy! and hes fukin good and bringing me back to life!
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fubar is soooo confusing!! lol
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THIS  LIL KITTY HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY... PLEASE GO GIVE HER MAD LUVINS!!!  
Meow
dear bloggy day 2.. so im sitting in a room in the dorm over listen to a exchange soccer play i think shes introuble for playing professional and then coming here which u cant do.. i have now taken 3 finals and got two Bs and i hope the rest are A's i had to write 12 pages and mine was the frist one the teacher got its about my depressing life. yuck.   love,   ruthie     im excited about tomorrow because im going to be drinking yay!
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dear bloggy,   hey, im tired and have really nothing to say my mom is in the hospital and will be having surgery on her leg tomorrow.   love,.   ruthie
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dear bloggy,   this is my first one since 2010... im sick of people so im going to clear out my yahoo list. i guess its not the quanity of friends but the quality so im going to start looking for better friends! brett ordered a 7.50 drink and only had 5 bucks he annoys me so much! so i had to pay for it he angrys me so much! love,   ruthie
Meow Grrrrr Rawr
OK so i am moving to Chicago in like a week and a half and i think it is a very right choice but the ppl I'm living with don't want me to leave there are like you cant stay there we want to keep you but the thing is i hate living where I'm living and i want to have the freedom to have my own life without having to worry about who needs what which kid needs to be changed and so on. cant a girl just go out with drinks without having to worry about working in the morning with the kids jeez. living where I'm living now they expect me to be on call 24/7 which a person can not and will not do I'm not to stop my young life to help someone that ain't doing anything for themselves I'm not going to raise your kids I'm sorry you don't want to I'm only here to watch them while you get a job and not when you want to play vid games and sleep off you drunkenness so i am leaving with no remorse and glad to have the chance to be myself with ppl i like and ppl i can talk to without a toy being thrown at
Me :p
i was letting my hair grow out from shaving my head in august but ive been depressed lately, and being depressed makes me very VERY impulsive. so im lying in bed and see some scissors...i end up with this this mohawk, but it ends up being too much for this conservative town so i say fuck it and just shave my head. i see a shaved head less extreme as having a 4 inches sticking straight out....but i left bangs this time oh what did i just do? ugh i drive me crazy. this looks like some neo nazi shit ha. im gong to go join SHARP now. anywho, what was the point to this...*thinking dammit...i started thinking about SHARP and now im distracted...i know i had a point... damn it. sorry. FIN.
Me Patience
Living with no fear Life has givin me a few tears Strong will with courage I am growing up with no real parents I grew up before I was born living a life of sorrow is all I have known With jump rope in hand I am ready to make my last stand I find it painfully hard To live and be a part Momma did drugs It was like holding a gun To my tiny head I am lucky im not already dead People around me fear more than I can hear My name is Patience This is my last chance With rope around my neck I see the very thing my mother has wrecked My 4 year old body Who should barely know how to potty Stand close to me if your a friend I believe I was heaven sent To show many within Their own hearts I am still a kid I have seen jesus I have taught many to listen Maybe now they will listen to their children No matter the age I still have another page To walk this land Teach the very man Who taught my mother To try and smother The very life she lived Me Patience P.S. Thi
Me - Part 2
A little bit more about me in case ya wanted to know. I am not a fan of deep French kissing. The whole tongue down my throat kissing is just a big turn off for me. I don't mind a little touching of the tongues or licking of the lips, to me that is much more sexy! My 2 most sensitive spots when touched really turn me on is my neck and my back. Running your fingers lightly up and down my back or neck will definitely be a plus in your favor. I am a huge fan of vampire movies, mainly because of the neck thing. I find them to be very erotic and sensual so another way to turn me on is to invite me over for a movie and make sure it is a vampire movie (Both Underworld movies rocked for having sex!. Since these questions are asked constantly asked of me, thought I would just put them out there so you'll know ahead of time: 1. 48DD 2. Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl 3. Single 4. Looking for a long term relationship 5. I prefer young, thin, most usually white guys for dating 6.
Me - Pain Control =evil
I am me. I have a horrible disease. I have TREMENDOUS pain. I am, unfortunately, out of pain meds. Today is October 30, the birthday of my brother, who's incarcerated, and my uncle, who's been gone since 1981. Today is not a good day for me. I can't go see my brother because I don't have gas money. I can't go visit my uncle's grave because I can't walk. I am not suicidal. I do sometimes harm myself, but not others. Not unless thay REALLY deserve it. I do not pray for death, but I invite it, if only to stop the pain. My pain is a double edged sword, it is my pennance here on earth. It is reparations for my sins. However, most of my sins are nothing compared to others. My pain is my conscience, because without it, I'd no longer have one. Folks say that, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." Fuck that. I should be over in the Sandbox doing what I do best. Not a goddamned crippled 30 year old man. Hell, it's been 7 years, and now the docs ain't even sure what's wrong with me anymore
Me Part 2 - What You Might Like To Know
(Typical Claire Furey statement here - IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU READ - MOVE ON - ITS ABOUT ME AND WHO I AM etc etc Ok so yeah Im british and proud of living in the UK....................   I could go into full description about me and my life - but to cut a long story short     I was an alcoholic for a good long time and now Im not - I hit rock bottom so I can see the good in others that some only see the bad in - dont judge me if you dont know me   As i have said before and I will say it again - I AINT GOT WHERE I AM TODAY BY BEING A GOOD LAW ABIDING CITIZEN - I got where I am the hard way and learnt a lot about the way of life - a lot of things you will probably have read in papers etc. I have actually experienced and believe me some things aint pretty but its life.     I am who I am - I look after my friends and family and those I hold to my heart - I have their backs and they know it...........      
Me Performing My Written Music Live
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Me Photos And That
just pics of me n my freinds and that and net besties and on line bestie s
Me? Philosophize? *snerks*
Mephtomein's Ishtar
MEPHTOMEIN'S ISHTAR MEPHTOMEIN'S ISHTAR magnify NOW EASTER HAS COME AND IT SHALL PASS ANOTHER YEAR AND ANOTHER SOUL LOST THIS IS THE WAY OF THE REALM THIS IS THE WAY OF DARKNESS MY HEART AND MY SOUL BLACKENED LIFE DARKLY LIKE A SMOKEY MIRROR HELLS' GATE CALLING CHAOS TWISTING LIGHT FADING LAUGHTER GROWING SEETHING TORTURE ENJOYING I AM THE DARKEST SOUL INVOLVED CREATING HARMONY TWISTED I AM MEPHTOMEIN THE TWISTED ONE
Mephistopheles
I don't get where guys get off thinking that shit like this is OK... I wonder if he's ever gotten anyone to go along with it. He probably has... Mephistoph...: ok bye ->Mephistoph...: No Mephistoph...: is that ok? Mephistoph...: just see you on cam ->Mephistoph...: So, because YOU think I'm hot, and ask for a favor, I'm expected to what??? Mephistoph...: your hot is all ->Mephistoph...: What would that have to do with any kind of favor? Mephistoph...: got a webcam ->Mephistoph...: Depends on the favor. Mephistoph...: mind if i aska favor ->Mephistoph...: Hi Mephistoph...: hello Mephistopheles@ fubar
Mephitic
mephitic \muh-FIT-ik\, adjective: 1. Offensive to the smell; as, mephitic odors. 2. Poisonous; noxious.
Mephistopholes.
I'm a metaphor for a ballad of sour notes.The all seeing lidless eye in a sandstorm.A spark in a match factory.Muscle pain on bone. Irony on tragedy.Life but an organ grinder on a slow ride to nowhere.Any amount of time or belief placed in me returned.Nonredeemable tickets and crackerjack gags.Crumbling softly on the ride home.Just a dark penny machine outside the matinee.Dry gears stuck on years of wear and neglect.Maybe if you hope real hard, the handle will turnAnd I won't break.Maybe if you eat all your vegetables.Maybe if you promise some vague- imaginary offering of yourself...Failure dawning on this machine.Like the fading light behind the curtain's fall.All things in serenity, after simple surrender.Sardonics, sense, all the barbs and anguish of my spirit. Your peace comes at too high a price.
Me Playing Guitar
Me Playing An Old "al Dimeola" Riff
Me Playin
Lips of an Angel (devon)Add to My Profile | More Videos
Me Playin 2
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Me Playin The Harmonica For Cherrytap Friends
Me Playing Poker.. Yup, I Won!
Me Plz Watch
Me Playing My Schecter Hellraiser
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Me Playing My Gibson Sg Custom - Carol Of The Bells
rich carol of the bells.mp3
Me Poetry
that thin edge theres always that thin edge to ride on theres always that thin edge to bide on and when you cross that edge bad things can happen blades can fly and things can happen blood can spill befor you can take a grasp on reality but what is reality when all we have is that thin edge that we ride on © Gage Shewmaker suicide as the blade goes till there was nothing within you lie on the floor in front of frind that you hold close within till the pian grows more as your blood spills out the fears go out and the life that you new is no more © Gage Shewmaker love hurts roses are red voiltes are blue no one loves you as much as i do as we get into fights and nothing goes right all i can think about is that one specil night where every thing wass perfict and every thing was true but now your gone forever and i still love you but now the music stops and i am at the end all i need in this world is that one true friend but as the blood spills and the room goes
Mep Reprimanded For Exposing Eu Dictatorship
MEP Reprimanded For Exposing EU Dictatorship An astounding exchange took place in the European Union Parliament earlier this week when MEP Nigel Farage was reprimanded for daring to expose the fact that the EU is an authoritarian dictatorship ruled by unelected bureaucrats to the detriment of national sovereignty. Farage effectively broke a tyrannical 1999 law that states it is illegal to criticize the EU.http://www.prisonplanet.com/mep-reprimanded-for-exposing-eu-dictatorship.html
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So, I went to MEPS today and as some of you know I am still overweight so I have to go back January 8th. Thats sucks but you'll have that. The girl I rode down with and who I had to room with was a weirdo. She was a rich little 17 yr old Marietta girl. She has been arrested 3 times, pulled over by cops 8 times, done numorous drugs, and 7 guys in the past month according to her. She was so ditzy it scared me a little. Some other girl wasn't informed that we would be getting into our bras and panties so unfortunately for everyone she not only went commando and had to get underwear from MEPS but also didn't shave. I have NEVER seen so much hair on a females body in my life. He armpit hair alone was longer than any mans I have ever seen, but she had long hair on her stomach, legs, and bikini line also. Did I mention she had REALLY dark hair so it stuck out quiet a bit? YUCK!!!! Atleast this time when I go back I wont have to deal with the bullshit, just height/weight, and I'm out.
Me......pt 1
I've been here on this site for a little while now and I've met tons of wonderful caring people....I love you all...granted some more than others but the love that I feel for all of you is precious to me just as you are all very precious to me... Thank you all for your birthday wishes and virtual gifts....I feel that I have the best group of friends here..... For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to chat with me, I want to take a few minutes to tell you a few things about me. I am the mother to two very wonderful young ladies...Amber (20) and Mandi (17)....seems like just yesterday I was holding them as babies in my arms. They are my absolute best friends....some people in my life hate that but that is their problem...not mine or my girls'. They grew up way too fast...so if you have little ones..hold them...enjoy them and love with with everything you have because one day you will open your eyes and they will be young adults. I lost my father when I was 22....to a dr
Me Pt.1
My name is Mike,I was born in Canton,Ohio,On Dec.22nd,1972.I lived there all my Life,and I loved every minute of it. My childhood was the best.We lived on Rex Ave.Where damn near all my family lived.My greandparents lived across the street,my uncle lived down the street,My aunt lived next door,one of my aunts lived with us,my mom and I.some of my other aunts and uncles lived with my grandparents.And tons of friends throughout the neighborhood.It was absolutely the best. and of course my father wa never around so my mom raised me. but we always had a blast,we used to do everything as a family,now the family doesn't do anything together anymore.I just sit and remember the ol days alot.reflect on where I was,and where I'm at now.We've all had some good days and some bad.my teen years were especially wasted,I spent time in a drug rehab,a psychiatric hospital for depression,in and out of detention homes,and last spent 2 years in a juvenile prison. I guess goin through all this,has made
Me Pt.2
When I was a teen I screwed up alot,and I mean alot.I was a delinquint more than you know.I was in and out of juvenile hall more times than I can count,Then when I was 15 I really screwed up,and went to a juvenile prison for 2 yrs.Then to a group home after that.but I did graduate from High school,then went to college for about a year,then,That wasn't me.So I started driving truck,I've been quite successful in my career.and in my life since then. But the thing is when people would ask me,If I could go back and change anything in my life what would it be? my answer is and always will be NOTHING.I think that I made bad choices in my life and I've gotta live with that.so that's what I do.Nothing would ever change who I am.
Me Pt 1 & 2
03/04/2007 @ 10:03 am Something About Myself  I'm here, a little bored.. I figure I'd share something. Something like an introduction I guess. Hi, I'm Travis. I live in a small podunk town southwestern Ohio. I've spent my whole life there studying, playing, and working. It's nice living in a small town because you don't have to worry about much. Nice people generally live there unless your wanted for something, then you best not cross through. I was a wrestler for my school district and I did very good. Luckly my close ties to my town has allowed me to coach and lend a hand to my sport while also being able to work inside the same school system that bored me into the world. I'm a college student who's trying to figure out what he wants to do and figuring out the ways of the world. I'm not lonely nor am I desperate, I'm just one of those content folks who justs drifts on by without a care in mind. I panic when big things come up, I am human. Most people are full of shit but that's the
Me Pt 3 & 4
03/05/2007 @ 09:03 pm "SAM" pt 3  So I was born in the multi transitional year of 1985.. The 80's were cooking by now and yet everyone was preparing for the turning of the next decade. New technologies were brought to light, the professional wrestling business was the in thing with Hulk Hogan as its poster child and Sgt. Slaughter invading GI Joe cartoons.. My life was beginning and almost ending in the same breath. I was born to a mother who didn't have a lick of responsibility and a father who didn't give a shit about her and wanted to use me as a pawn. My grandparents didn't want to see anything happen to me so by 1987 I was now living under the care of my grandparents who I've called mom and dad my whole life. My birth mother pretty much wound up being like a sister to me because that's what she was. A friend and not a mother. My father popped in a few times after their divorce and then never seen him for a long time after. I grew up in a loving and caring environment and was tre
Me Pt 5 & 6
11/16/2007 @ 09:11 pm SAM pt 5 5th and 6th grade was more less a cool down period in the bullshit that took place in years past. I got into my first fight in 5th grade because I had finally taken enough shit from the people who thought they were cool. Then in 6th I was attacked by six boys when trying to get to my school bus and it took a month for the school to do something about it.. However things weren't as bad as they could've been. My parents were briefly divorced at this time. And soon got back together in the following year. 7th grade was the transitional period of coming of age. The whole mature middle school experience. I stayed low, and kept my nose clean as usual. I toyed with the idea of doing sports. It wasn't until 8th grade when I jumped into wrestling with both feet. I never looked back since. All the people who messed with me soon fizzled out and became non existent for a while. I was getting better grades, honors, and other opportunities. I enjoyed it and learned s
Me Pt 7
02/10/2010 @ 07:02 pm So I finished college in the summer of 09.. Read to tackle the world right? Wrong.. Went right back to complacentcy.. lol Went back to my orginal positions at work to keep my name in the hat until I get what I want sorted out and ready. My future keeps looking up reguardless. I feel like I'm making a difference with every year I work with a student or with each wrestler I groom. I'll have to see what happens in the next few years.. 04/22/2011 @ 05:04 am It's a new year a turn over period one would suppose.. I'm a few weeks into my 26th year on this planet. Surviving the things I've gone through and suffering heartbreak and triumph along the way, I have realized that I have bounced back from alot more than I give myself credit for. Relationships come and go, friend or otherwise. Yeah it's tough at times not having someone or wanting to have someone who's just as busy as you are while running on a whole other schedule.. But it's those little moments like that whi
Me Putt, Putting: Thanks For This One Claire!
Me - Queen For A Day
Ok Let the games begin!!!!!!! I am the Queen for a Day Contest Please bomb me with lots of comments!....You know I will return the favor, I alway do.. Thanks You guys are awesome!!!!!
Me & Ray Are Finally Getting Married!!!
We were planning on having a ceremony and not having it legal because it would affect his medicaid but since I am no longer working so that I am able to be here with him and spend what time we have together with one another we are able to do it. We have been together for 5 years now so I think its about time. We were going to wait till the first of the year and do it anyways, but we are afraid to wait so it is all being thrown together...lol...but thanks to awesome friends that we have they are making this the most wonderful and special day for us. Something for us to remember forever....Well I wanted to thank Dave for sending out the word for me just one minor mistake the date but i fixed it...lol.. NOVEMBER 25TH the saturday after thanksgiving. And I want to also thank everyone who has stopped by our pages and left their thoughts and prayers we love you all and are very thank ful to have friends all around the world on here. We may not be able to thank each and everyone of you but kn
Me Ranting Lol
Me Racing, 9-22-07 4th Place
Merangue Bones
MERANGUE BONES INGREDIENTS 3 large egg whites 1/4 tsp. cream of tartar 1/8 tsp. salt 2/3 cup white sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Line cookie sheet with brown paper bag or parchment. In a medium sized bowl at high speed, beat egg whites, cream of tartar and salt till fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar. Add vanilla. Place in pastry bag fitted with a medium plain piping tip. Pipe 3" bone shapes onto parchment or brown paper bag. Bake 1 hour until set. Turn off oven, dry in oven 1 hour. Makes 4 to 5 dozen small bones.
Me Rambling 05/13/08
So my friend David has me starting video blogs.. i was debatin on posting cause i sound like a total dork.... but here goes lol.. Check out this video: Me ramblin 05/12/08Add to My Profile | More Videos
Me Rating Ppl
i always rate a 10, but the pics move as the page loads, so if i rated u less than a 10 do let me know, i know it has happened twice tonite anyways that is that
Me Rambleing
"> austin@ fubar LOVE? am i crazy am i insain this need for love i have this capasity for loving i have the need i have to give love why isnt every one like me? why it should be hard i feel love should be the most easy emotion in the world ! seems though so many people unfortunetly have been hurt or torn in pieces love has become the hardest becuz people are so afraid of the pain it can cause when your betrayed by a love or lost a love my wish is to everyone out there to stop being afraid drink it in embrass it dont be afraid being afraid will only cause hurt to another who truley loves u and cause u too loose yet again dont let past hurt
Me Raw
This is me...the truth and nothing but...ask and ye shall receive 1. I have a tendency to be overly optimistic and hopeful even in the worst circumstances. 2. I love being pregnant....and though I want to wait a while after this little one Id like to have 2 or 3 more kids 3. I am torn between city and country........New York.... is the love of my life, but I find myself craving the outdoors and trees and even bugs 4. I tend to reminisce on the past in the most odd of circumstances 5. I have a fascination with serial killers and the holocaust and need to read as much as I can about both 6. I could eat sushi everyday for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy 7. I wish I could go back to school in the real way. Not that I would want to change my life but I wish I had had the experience of dorming and living away. 8. I think there is nothing sexier then an accent...and a kilt 9. I totally believe I should have been born in the 1950's and dated James Dean....or some other
Me Rating And Fannage Etc Etc
a bit short on time, even though i think its an illusion, this theory tends to bite me in the ass when i come down to earth and reality... the point of this blog is to tell you lovely people that are fanning/sending gifts/rating/etc., that i will eventually get around to rating, commenting,etc all so yeah, just add me and i will get back to you in due time. ok well take care FIN
Mercury Retrograde
Mercury Retrograde, Again! Date: Saturday, October the 28th,2006 Mercury goes Retro from October 28th, 2006, until December 6th, 2006. During this time, watch for communication problems. Old patterns tend to repeat in our lives (such as Mercury going Retro!). People from the past can suddenly reappear. Avoid unfamiliar travels, negotiations and contracts. Complete old business, but postpone new work or moves. This can be an excellent time for past-life regressions or ghost-hunting! We also still have Neptune and Uranus in Retro, as well. MERCURY RETROGRADE PERIODS 2006 March 2 Retrograde at 26 degrees Pisces (But the Rx effect, called the storm, slow, begins Feb. 27) March 25 Direct at 13 degrees Pisces (The Rx effect, the storm, slow, lasts through April 3) July 4 Retrograde at 1 degree Leo (The Rx effect, the storm, begins June 23) July 28 Direct at 21 degrees Cancer (The Rx effect, the storm, still slow, lasts through August 4) October 28
Merchandising The Pope
I am always looking forward to new ways to stroke my ego. This week, Russell the Love Muscle, had a t-shirt made for me that said on it:Ladies, Win a prize! Ask DJ Pope for detailsThen on the back, it said something to the effect ofWinner is granted one night to redeem prize.Must be 18 or overbatteries not includedride at your own riskDJ Pope reserves the right to discriminate based on class, weight, ethinicity, political affiliation, or anything else he deems appropriate.. haha it was funny. So today I was thinking, hey - why not put my face on a T-shirt!?So I looked around at a couple of places, and I settled on a website where I could easily design the shirt, and put in a custom graphic without a bunch of horse shit. I experimented with a color photo, and I decided that the color photo was kinda lame. So I changed one of my recent pictures featuring me in a hat and earrings to a 2 color image. Ahhh, now we are talking. After I did that, I plopped the image onto a black t-shirt, and
Merciful.. Merciless, She Became Their Savour.
Silent The Shadow she stood She watched Observing with intent eyes Evolving within Evolving around She stood and waited Yet not alone Unraveled Dismantled Aroused Devious desires Passion Hatred Rage Loathing Love She made within her move Slowly until they fell unto her feet Begging Mercifully She became their savour One to stand alone Was never alone Came forth as and deemed more worth Faced her demise Surpassed Suvived Beginning a new path What had been, died What was to be, lived She then accepted her new destiny Loner Never alone Peacefully Never with judgement To come and face she did Her demise was herself Once accepted, she won A new life had then begun BY: -DLoV- (ME)
Mercedes-benz
For all the friends of Mercedes-Benz: www.mercedes-benz.foren-city.de You can post in English, German and Dutch. Spanish is also no problem. French I do not understand, but you can also post in this language. And so on... Love Holger
Mercedes Slr
Awesome car...=)
Mercy
The feeling of the velvet backing of the blindfold as it slips across your eyes and face sends a shiver down your spine every time you are blindfolded by this man. You know you are going to submit and yield and feel pleasure like you have never felt, every time it seems to be greater, seems to get more intense (you couldn't walk for almost an hour after the last time he got his hands on you), and tonight will be even greater. You feel his hands brush your arms as he reaches for the leather restraints fastened to your wrists you hear the padlock click as he locks your wrists together behind your back. You stick your chest out, displaying your hard nipples and your heavy breasts begging for his attention for his touch upon your flesh you feel his hands brush your knees and calves as he spreads your legs making you stand with them wide apart. You hear the clinking of the metal as the spreader bar is placed between your legs and the soft click of the pad lock as it is locked in place, hold
Mercury - Sarah Fimm (very Poetic)
Mercury words & music by Sarah Fimm Mercury I see visions of galaxies Where you are is where I'll be someday. And You puzzle me Am I made of you? Are you made of me? Cause I'm so confused Mercury. How you gaze into me With your vast display of constancy You enchant me, Mercury. I have found something in your eyes That you have found in mine.v Mercury We don't have time. Everyone has their day But I pray Our worlds collide and form strength tonight Mercury. Mercury I see visions of galaxies Where you are is where I'll be someday. Just another piece of history From far away.
Mercy Lane
The children walked side by side down Mercy Lane. Autumn winked red and orange amid the green canopy of trees that shaded the sidewalk. The sun filtered through the canopy and danced, Mosaic light, on the children's faces. The girl wore a gray pullover dress, gray blouse, and sturdy, black Mary Jane's. Her mousy, brown hair was tied back in a tight ponytail and round spectacles rested on the tip of her nose. A red back pack swung carelessly from her shoulder in startling contrast to her drab dress. A blush of red, the color of the backpack, kissed her lips and feathered her otherwise pale face. The boy was altogether different from the girl. He, too, was dressed in a dreary School uniform. However, everything about him exuded color and light. His hair gleamed blue black in the the spots where sunlight touched it and was all over cowlicks and fly-aways. His skin, a deep brown shone gold in those same sun-spots. His eyes were wide, a violet stained glass that seem
Mercury Rising
Every breath that I exhale is a sigh - Every breath that I exhale is a sigh of exhaustion. How sad - this is what your life has Been reduced to - a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress. The strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been Painted over. The television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your Knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its Strength, or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough. Startled by a knock At the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can Only greet the visitor with one short statement. Hello my first name is Distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again. Hello my name is Distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again. Hello I really Don't care if I never wake up again. I really don't care if I never wake up Again.
Mercury Retrograde 2007
Mercury Retrograde Dates for 2007 February 14, 2007 - March 8, 2007 Mercury begins its retrograde period at 10° Pisces and continues its backward motion to 25° Aquarius when it goes direct on the 8th of March 2007. June 15, 2007 to July 10, 2007 Mercury begins this retrograde period at 11° Cancer on Friday June 15th and continues its’ retrograde motion until Tuesday July 10 when it turns direct at 2° Cancer. October 12th, 2007 - November 2, 2007 Mercury goes retrograde at 9° Scorpio on Friday October 12 and continues its retrograde cycle until it goes direct on Friday November 2 at 23° Libra. Call 770-587-1910 or e-mail javamist@aol.com for more information Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens. A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. This phenomenon occurs by the planetary motion created by the earth, with relation
Mercy On Me Video
Mercury Signs
Sun in Pisces-Mercury in Aquarius: These Pisceans can be a little cool or detached. They have good intellects and make excellent researchers or psychologists. Sun in Pisces-Mercury in Pisces: Pisces here is totally visual or instinctive and extremely sensitive. These are the true poets, artists, and psychics who comfort and console us. Sun in Pisces-Mercury in Aries: These Pisceans have more courage, energy, and initiative as well as some inventive ability. They are surprisingly outspoken about their feelings. If you know me, you should know which I am quickly
Mercy Me!
It's been a long day living with this. It's been a long time since I felt so sick. I took a long walk straight back home. I could've walked back to San Francisco. I used to long for time alone. I used to long for a place of my own. and I'm losing faith in everything. I'm lost, so lost, i'm lost at sea, you'll see. I used to long for broken bones. I used to long for a casket to call my own. I never had a problem facing fear. but I'm done, over and dumb my dear and, Oh mercy me. God bless catastrophe. There's no way in hell. We'll ever live to see through this so, Drive yourself insane tonight. It's not that far away and I just. filled up your tank earlier today. Yeah! It's been a long day living with this. It's been a long time since I felt so sick. I took a long walk straight back home. I could've walked back to Chicago. I used to long for time alone. I used to long for a place of my own. and I've lost faith in everything. I'm lost, so lost, I'm lost without
Mercyful Fate--1983
AWW..MY SWEET FRIEND LET ME BORROW THIS. THANK YOU SWEETIE.
Mercy On Me
Lord have mercy on my soul For I have walked a sinful road That I'm down on my knees Lord have mercy on me, please Ohh yeah Jesus, I must confess That in all my loneliness I've forsaken and I've sinned Leaving fragments of a man so broken I could tell you what I've done Or should I tell you where I went wrong? Well the more that I start to play My deceitful, evil ways Keep on growing stronger by the day Oh lord have mercy on my soul For I have walked a sinful road So I'm gonna get down on my knees Beg forgiveness to help set me free Lord have mercy on me, please Mother Mary full of grace In my weakness, I've lost faith I've been careless, and I have been warned And the devil inside me is torn God bless the men that I have scorned Oh lord have mercy on my soul For I have walked the sinful road So I'm gonna get down on my knees Beg forgiveness to help set me free Lord have mercy on me, please Woah, woaa yeah yeah Woa yeah yeah oh oh Oh-oh ye
Mercy
Somehow i start to think this morning abouth mercy and i find so beautyfull things to me abouth it.. I REALISE THAT MERCY -allways go in true -runaway everything what is bad -not try to be clever -do everything to God -agains people,s flesh -want to be little in anothers eyes -let others to win -dont want use own freedom -dont want to rule others -want to be simle -dont hang up whit materia -never get angry -every joy is in heaven -want to give not take -runaway world -joy everything good -be srong when there is only poor -never be broud -never talk behind others back -dont know jelouse -dont try to be better than other one IN THIS WORLD AND IN THESE DAYS THERE IS NOTHING NEW OR NOTHING WHAT CAN STAY FOREVER! IF WE CAN BE HUMBLE ..THEN MERCY IS BIG IN US!!! TOO OFTEN THOSE WHO WE THINK ARE OUR FREND,AND WHO WE THINK IS SO IMPORTANT OUR LIFE...STEP KNIFE
Mercedes Benz "janis Joplin"
Mercy
May god have mercy on my enemies Because I sure as hell won't.
Merchant Of Death: Global Arms Dealer
Meet Victor Bout: Known as the "Merchand of Death" he is an untouchable Global Arms Dealer. Rogues Gallery Victor Bout Picture Credit: New York Times Victor Bout, shadowy international arms dealer and war profiteer, runs a network of air cargo companies that specialize in transporting arms to conflict zones. He controls the world's largest private fleet of Antonov cargo planes with heavy airlift capacity, capable of bringing tanks and other heavy arms into difficult terrain. He has fueled dozens of the world's most murderous conflicts by shipping arms clandestinely to rebel groups, trading in diamonds and other precious resources. His field of operations include Afghanistan, Angola, Congo, Liberia, Pakistan, the Philippines, Rwanda, Sierra Leone, and Sudan. He is said to live in Moscow and to operate his air fleets mainly out of the United Arab Emirates. The US and UK reputedly have used Bout's services to bring shipments into dangerous zones of Iraq. For years, Victor Bou
Mercy's Eye's
mercy's eyes are blue but they cant be seen and mercy's skin is soft but it cant be felt mercy's touch is lifting but you keep falling back mercy keeps everything in place but your the only one turned around mercy's eyes are hazel and they are beautiful mercy's skin is unbearable becuase once you feel it you always want it mercy's touch is crushing because its not there for long mercy is out of space because i am consuming her thoughts
Mercury Retrograde
10/16/2007 Dear readers: As you know Mercury retrograde or "Supernova window" will always bring the people or the affairs of your past alive again and at 4.30 am today I received a call from Philippe an old friend of mine I did not spoke for over 35 years. He shares a very important part of my life especially with my old friend Massimo who become insane and fade away from my dramatic life during the same time period in 1973. Another friend from Switzerland typed my name on the Internet and found me, he immediately placed a call to Paris to let him know and from there he went to my website, saw my picture and decide to call me right away. I could feel the emotion and the excitement in his voice and after apologizing a few times for the early hours we spoke for about 15 minutes. Incredible memories of those long gone days made me feel so happy and so sad at the same time and I could not get back to sleep thus here I am writing again. The experiences I went through i
Merck Admits Injecting Cancer Virus And Others In Millions
Merck admits injecting Cancer Virus and others in millions ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: International man of Mystery Date: Dec 5, 2007 4:53 AM RE: Merck admits injecting Cancer Virus and others in millions ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Debbie.Peace love & harmony Date: Dec 5, 2007 7:25 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- Love & Blessings: Anti-NWO ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Spreading Truth Date: Dec 5, 2007 4:56 AM Chrissy Bobby thanks Third Estate, Second Estate. No, United...States Merck admits injecting Cancer Virus and others in millions! Vaccine Truth The FDA recently acknowledged that 90 percent of doctors do not report vaccine reactions. They are choosing to subvert this law by claiming the adverse event was, in their opinion, not related to the shot. In fact, every year between 12,0
Mercy
Searching for inspiration Hearing the rain fall, And the rolls of thunder in the sky Your hand caressing my neck, Your thumb glides to my lips Your fingers hold my neck as I kiss your thumb Leaning down behind me, I feel your lips glide from shoulder to shoulder Leaning my head back for you We kiss so deep, so passionately I forget where I am or what I was doing Big strong comforting arms lift me from the chair Candles light the bedroom Portishead plays from the speakers Gently laying me on the bed Kissing my toes, my chins, my knees Kissing kissing kissing all the way up To my forehead and licking behind my ears Biting my lip I let out a soft moan And trace the muscles of your back Digging my nails every so slightly into your skin Your growl arousing me deep inside I bite your shoulder and wrap my legs tight around you Arching my back and you look into my eyes Your look asking for permission I reach up for another kiss as I thrust up Taking you into me,
Mercy...
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Merchandise
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Mercedes
R.I.P mercedes born: 7/18/1994 died: January 14, 2008 I love you, and you will be missed.
Merci Leaving Fubar...pink Is Pissed
Recent readers: MERCI CO-OWNER ... (leaving fu 01-31) F, 34 Warrendale, PA ~THE COWGIRL IN... (Online) F, 31 United States DIANNE ~2ND ALA... F, 97 United States fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! MERCI CO-OWNER ... (leaving fu 01-31) F, 34 Warrendale, PA remove friend subject: LEAVEING FUBAR date: 2008-01-24 05:13:09 FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE TRUE FRIENDS I WILL BE LEAVING FUBAR AS SOON AS FIREMAN185'S CONTEST IS OVER ON JAN 31. THANK YOU ALL THAT HAVE HELPED ALONG THE WAY. I WILL MISS THE REAL FRIENDS I HAVE MADE I CANT TAKE THE B/S ON HERE ANYMORE. MY PROFILE MIGHT STAY UP FOR A FEW DAYS IM HAVING A PROBLEM DELETING IT MOST OF YOU KNOW THAT FM AND I MET HERE IF NOT FOR FUBAR I WOULD NEVER HAVE MET HIM AND MOVED, THE OTHER MOST IMPORTANT MAN TO ME AS MOST OF YOU IS FF JOHN OWNER OF THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL WHO I ALSO MET HERE. MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS STAY SAFE ALL YOU FF'S I WILL KEEP MY YAHOO FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT THAT MAY GO AS WELL IN TIME LOV
Mercury Retrograde In Aquarius
Source: California PsychicsYou don't have to be an astrology buff to get that tense twinge of anticipation when you hear the phrase, "Mercury Retrograde." Those two words have the unfailing ability to strike fear into our hearts, because it is during this time that things are most likely to go wrong. However, Mercury Retrograde in Aquarius might present you with some amazing creative insight. So pay close attention.While Mercury is in retrograde in Aquarius (January 28 through February 18, 2008), many of us will find ourselves reminiscing about days gone by and all things that "could have been." Some of those memories are likely to spark creativity, especially if it relates to anything humanitarian. We should all brace ourselves for communication glitches - from hardware to our own choice of words. For those of you born under the sign of Aquarius, your psychic abilities are likely to peak - so pay attention! Not all random thoughts are random.Remember that Mercury is the great communic
Mercedes Sosa - Solo Le Pido A Dios
The Mercenary
The Mercenary Patient at the edge of the stage, She slips smoothly into glide. This dancer with the mercenary heart Parades a passion play for pay. Death stalks her serpentine, sinuous curves.
M.e.r.c.
Can a demon get a soul? Can an angel lose his? What would a werewolf look like today and would you know one if you saw one? I highly doubt you would notice if you did meet one, nor would you notice its counter part the vampire. But the answer to the first two questions is yes a demon can and did receive a soul. As well as the angel that lost his. Two enemies forced to be one for the soul lost was the soul given and the crimes of the father to be forgiven by the sins of the damned. Many nights I wake from dreams of past lives and the things I have seen. Many times have I had to deal with the horror of a battle so few know of, There have been times I watched movies and read books that told half truths. So is it that some people remember what isn’t to be remembered, or is it all just fiction. Who would believe something they can’t see just cause someone wrote about it? No one wants to think are creatures out there that could hurt us if need be. Yet ghost and witches are believed
Mercury Rising
In the shadows again Breathe in without it sounds the same If I wasn't afraid Inside it wouldn't be too late To kiss away the sorrow To shelter me from sin If i could change tomorrow what would it bring Mercury rising Never showing her face The secret she's hiding lies in empty space Heaven rising to praise Words of enlightenment vanish free of trace Mercury rising Heaven saltine to brazed Words of enlightenment vanish free of trace Mercury rising...
Merc...member Of The Week#5
Please come Fan,Add & Rate me... COME SEE ME... THE RED DRAGON MEMBER OF THE WEEK m订µ®®ý˛˛ hčĺd g®čč†č® @ bşńč ˘®µ$hč®@ fubar Please, if you would be so kind, leave Merc some love by clicking her pic and feel free to stop by the lounge too by clicking the lounge link...Have fun!!
Merciful Hatred
Merciful Hatred by LateNiteFantasy© I hear the whirring of the chopper blades sporadic fire on the ground as the crew chief shouts a warning. I could feel the rope burning through my gloves as I belayed down full of adrenaline. I didn’t fear the enemy, John had my back. We ran several meters to where the soldier lie. I remember seeing the blood as it dripped from the camo on his right arm. I covered him and checked his pulse to prep him for his return flight. He clutched my arm hard and I could see that he was scared. He whimpered for his mother afraid he was going to die. I smiled at him and said that he’d make it though the wounds were bad. In that moment it hit me that this young kid had been shot and the senselessness of it all. We put him on the gurney and carried him to the chopper where the PJ on deck strapped him in. John and I stood beside the deck smiling down at him and promised he’d be OK. He asked why I wasn’t coming along and I tol
Mercedes Brabus S V12
Take A Mercedes Brabus S v12 Twin Turbo For A $pin! Mercedes Brabus S v12 twin turbo The World'$ Fa$test Convertible!...730 HP ~ 320 Feet A Second...219 MPH Anyone? ...this co$t more than my small farm. {Giggles}
Mercury Retrograde
At 15:49 UT (Universal Time), on Monday, May 26th, 2008, Mercury the cosmic trickster turns retrograde in Gemini, the sign of the Twins, sending communications, travel, appointments, mail and the www into a general snarlup! This awkward period begins a few days before the actual turning point (as Mercury slows) and lasts for three weeks or so, until June 19, when the Winged Messenger reaches his direct station. At this time he halts and begins his return to direct motion through the zodiac. Everything finally straightens out on July 4, as he passes the point where he first turned retrograde. Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens (see box for Retrograde Periods in 2008). A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. According to modern science, this traditional concept arises in the illusory planetary motion created by the orbital rota
Mercy Forgotten
The death toll is tallied Blue fires still rage As the killers rally Turn the dead man's page See his memory beaten The happiness we stole His heart has been eaten And spat over the coals His being now seared By the flame of mankind Our hatred so severe Humanity - left behind
Mercants Of Pleasure (a Sedoka)
Merchants of Pleasure have entered the city gates under the cover of night. Relax thy morals for they are here to free you from foolish inhibitions. 4-30-03
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Mercenary - Lost Reality
Song Title - Lost Reality Album - Hours That Remain Artist - Mercenary Song Length - 8:02 Video: Lyrics: And thus you speak to me With your divided tongue all tangled up In lies In lies You try to explain to me That your silent cry and that weakest whisper Is real Surreal Interlocked reality Fail to find the answer to my questions And to see this innerline I'll drown myself to be alive Fall My innerline Beneath normality Reveal the right way and I'll dream To be alive Embrace what's left behind Forgive my sense of lost reality So now I crawl to you With my divided soul distorted and In pain Deranged I scream to come back to you To see what's real I'll sell myself To you To you Nothingless reality Still my desperate hunger End the questions But to be this innerline I drown myself to free my mind I choose to fight this dream And drift into my lost reality Forgive my sense of dream I'll meet you in my lost reality Be
Mercury Direct
The biggest Mercury retrograde for 2008 is finally over on October 15! And with the financial markets around the world in turmoil, what a time it's been. Mention of Mercury retrograde even entered the financial commentary on CNBC! http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=875316256 Mercury turned retrograde in Libra on September 24. Venus is the ruling planet for Libra and governs our attitudes towards finances and material possessions, and Libra rules over the Seventh House -- the House of Partnerships. Partnerships take many forms and include contracts, legalities, negotiations and agreements. This retrograde period touched upon and influenced all of the above. Snafus. Screw ups. Miscommunications. They've all been part and parcel of the month of September, and by now, most of us know what's to blame: Mercury Retrograde! The planet of communication (which rules just about everything in terms of our day-to-day traversing of this planet) has been appearing to rotate backward in th
Mercenary - Isolation (the Lonliness In December)
I'm addicted to this song at the moment. So hear me now This weakened voicing Listen one last time It is dying Here at the end I am Watching closely Afraid to see you Afraid to be So here it is again This loneliness of mine I can't seem to find you I don't believe you're there Is this your hand? Is this the turning? I need to say I lost you I need to say goodbye And save me from this blinding night Of nothing Save me from the dying Save me from my god Choose to find salvation in the sorrow I hope to see you laughing Laughing at the end So here it is again This loneliness of mine I can't seem to find you I don't believe you're there Is this your hand? Is this the turning? I need to say I lost you I need to say goodbye I'm standing here in line Hoping to see My dreams are intertwined I'm here by your side So here it is with me This old friend of mine I'm trying to break free I'm here by your side So here it is again This
Mercury Retrograde #2
At 07:18 UT (Universal Time), on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008, Mercury the cosmic trickster turns retrograde in Libra, the sign of the Scales, sending communications, travel, appointments, mail and the www into a general snarlup! This awkward period begins a few days before the actual turning point (as Mercury slows) and lasts for three weeks or so, until October 15, just after the Full Moon in Aries, when the Winged Messenger reaches his direct station. At this time he halts and begins his return to direct motion through the zodiac. Everything finally straightens out on October 31, as he passes the point where he first turned retrograde. Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens (see box for Retrograde Periods in 2008). A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. According to modern science, this traditional concept arises in the il
Mercenary - Public Failure Number One
So now I turn my face And see you cry And thus I crawl Crawl in line I raise my hand and try to Speak but I Feel so numb I lost my soul today and I'm... Lost to all salvation Failure is my name My voice is all but silent now and I Turn away from Hoping Hoping My head is all but empty now and I Hold on to your lie I raise my head and see you Once again You're losing faith Losing faith I picture all you told me it's frozen In my mind Slow decline Slow decline So you scream And I see you Failure I will believe My life is all but lost Failure I will listen To a mind that's broken To reach the path unspoken To see what I have chosen Failure I will listen To a mind that's broken To reach the patch unspoken To see what I have chosen
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The Mercenary
The Mercenary Patient at the edge of the stage, She slips smoothly into glide. This dancer with the mercenary heart Parades a passion play for pay. Death stalks her serpentine, sinuous curves. 12-21-98
Mercenary - Rescue Me
And now, you remind me Of the life, we used to liveIt stings, just like jealosyIs it love, in disguiseWhen we started to drift awayFrom the perfect past we hadAnd you wanted to play the gameOf my bittersweet feelings...(The feelings were so bittersweet)Don't let me goMy onle love is leavingWon't you rescue me?You're my soul companionLove is what we make itI could never feelWhat I feel right nowAnd you feeling the same way too?And dream, what I dreamt back thenI'm forever blackening...(Becoming black forever)Won't you rescue me?Broken heart is bleedingLove is what we make itI could never...Break it...But still I didAnd you cannot blame meAnd still, this is my honestyAs I always wanted to beWhy do I feel so bittersweet?The distance, killing meIn time, when we grow olderMay life smile upon you dearMy heart would never surely be colderGoing through the years in tears...(Cold heart is bleedingTurns tears to dust)My onle love is leavingWe will be forgivenMy broken heart is bleedingWe will b
Mercenary - Architect Of Lies
Taken from wikipedia; Architect of Lies is the fifth album released by the band Mercenary, but the third through Century Media Records. This is the first album to include René "Renegade" Pedersen on bass and death growls who replaced founding member Henrik "Kral" Andersen who left the band in March 2006. The album was released March 25, 2008.[1] With this album Mercenary exhibits a sound closer to thrash metal, a sound previously explored on Everblack. Artwork is provided by Niklas Sundin who also did the artwork for 11 Dreams. Two versions of the album will be released. One being the normal CD and the second being a limited edition including the bonus track "Death Connection" and a bonus DVD offering live footage filmed at Bang Your Head!!! 2007 and Summer Nights festival 2007, a detailed studio report and the promo video for "My World Is Ending," from their last album The Hours that Remain. On January 25th, "Embrace the Nothing" was posted on the band's MySpace page. Track list
Mercury On The Move..
Mercury -- the Messenger God in mythology and the ruler of transportation and communication turns retrograde in Aquarius on January 11. This is the first of the four Mercury retrogrades happening in 2009 and lasts till January 31 or February 1 (depending upon your time zone), when he halts and begins his return to direct motion through the zodiac Mercury is the planet that rules all forms of communication and any time a planet turns retrograde it is time to review. So, when Mercury turns around and goes back through territory it's already traversed, it is time for you, too, to travel back. Don't try to institute plans for the future. Instead see if you can lay the groundwork to provide a secure foundation. Mercury's current placement in Aquarius makes this a wonderful time to break away from old habits and ideas. Mercury will move back into Capricorn on January 21 in its retrograde motion creating disruptions or breakdowns in communications and administrative details. Since this
Mercenary - World Hate Centre
Ok, so the singing may not be to everybodies taste, but the musicianship on this song is near second to none. Now do you feel respectable on the cross? Hanging by the shred of life that we lost Greet the pain, meet the nails That we thrust into your chest Now it's time for you to repay us Never judge me It fuels my hatred Join the searching And lead the bloodshed We will track you down and nail you Unto the cross with thorns We will do this with precision Make sure you'll regret you were born Only when you ask forgiveness We may pretend that we care Yeah sure You my friend represents the sickness And we shall be the cure We shall be the healers of our time Strike back, twice as hard then proceed Can you feel the hate that flows divine And soon the world belongs to me Never judge me It fuels my hatred Join the searching And lead the bloodshed Now you bow your head in shame So where's your power, sinner Your weakening becomes my gain An
Mercenary - The Endless Fall
IAm the essence of ignoranceThe destroyer of innocenceStand by watch you take the fallII wil cut into you my peerAnd reveal your darkest fearAs a river of blood you will flowLook into my eyesI am the oneI will defyLooking into an endless mirrorSeeing nothing the end becomes clearerFeel me now as I (Your soul and your dignity)Steal some how the fall and I (Your system will fail)Make you surrenderAs I surrenderNowNow the silence begins my friendIt's the cold, dark and bitter endStand by watch it fade watch it fallNowNow your fear is realityAll your dreams you will never seeEndless darkness surrounds you nowIs it cold now, my friendCan you feel it?This is the endLooking into the endless neverSeeing into the darkness foreverFeel me now as I (Your soul and your dignity)Steal some how the fall and I (Your system will fail)Make you surrenderAs I surrenderYour soul is mine!Feel me now as I (Your soul and your dignity)Steal some how the fall and I (Your system will fail)Make you surrenderAs I s
Mercenary - Bloodsong
  Through the dreaming lightsInto darkness of nightmaresTo the endless hollowI shall goFrom happiness to sorrowFrom something to nothingFrom the beginning to the endYou see my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameAnd I will know youAnd I will drain you dryAll is fadingAll is lostThe endless neverTHe blood nightThe darker shadowsAnd the darkest nightThe endless neverThe blood lightAs my life fades outAs death kicks inWill I regret my lifeOf sinFrom punisher to punishedFrom master to slaveTo my endless graveYou see my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameI will believe in you and you will succumb to meSee my truth and see my nameAnd I will know youAnd I will drainAll is fadingAll is lostThe endless neverTHe blood nightThe darker shadowsAnd the darkest nightThe endless neverThe blood lightTake me awayFar from this dayAnd let me stayAnd believe in my shadowAll is fadingA
Mercy
I lay next to your warm,heartless body night after night i kiss your cold lips and feel a stab of jealousy and remorse.I told you i loved you, i told you, you were my one and only. Every time i look into those lifeless eyes of yours I think of the pain you brought upon me and Im reminded of the pain i felt when I heard the news it was a slap to the face and as I cried you laughed in my face. You murdered the love I had for you, you murdered the person I had become my demons  have been sitting quietly in the dark cave of my mind for sometime now the barriers are broken and I have no control of them. They take over my mind, heart and soul. may god show you some mercy
Mercenary - I Am Lies
This is where it ends, and this is where it all begins so step right along my friend, I will let you know my name dissapear in crystal shades of grey, believe in nothing losing all you have in life, will teach you nothing You stand alone my friend and I will hear you calling out but I I am, I am you will be blinded by fame enter my selection, show me desolation and will hear your shame, and so you die And so it all begins, my death connection you lose your preception, embrace the non divine reappear and speak your final peace, relieve yourself believe in all you see before you, believe in me You stand alone my friend and I will hear you calling out but I I am, I am you will be blinded by fame enter my selection, show me desolation and I will hear your shame Lie for lie, I realize eye for an eye and the world turns blind you are paralyzed, nothing to gain by hiding behind your shame creating structures and lies that ruptures I am the architect of lies
Mercenary - Sharpen The Edges
    At night the voices speak through meTo meSets my mind adrift, it floats awaySlowlyDragging me down unconsiousSleep tight my dear, I've come to killIf I can't have you, then no one willIt gives me the thrillInto the everlasting graceIn the mirror I'm the man without faceOnly the name's been changedCandlelight upon the bladeWhispering now it's time againMy knife bleeds with desire and angerMy hand shakes, can't hold on much longerNo, it's time for us to becomeOne, we areOne, we've becomeOne, we areOne, sharpen the edges once againOne, we areOne, we've becomeOne, we areOne, sharpen the edges once againPrepare the painYou look so peacefulNow you're goneSo please forgive meI've done wrongAnd still the voicesAre calling meBack in the shadowsI belong againInto the overflowIn the mirror I'm the man, I don't knowEven though my name's the sameCandlelight upon the bladeWhispering now it's time againMy knife bleeds with desire and angerMy hand shakes, can't hold on much longerNo, it's time f
Mercenaries
Level 1 is 5 times stats on best equipment Level 2 is 6 times stats on best equipment Level 3 is 7 times stats on best equipment Level 4 is 8 times stats on best equipment Level 5 is 9 times stats on best equipment Level 6 is 10 times stats on best equipment A mercenary uses your best equipment and weapons available. A dead mercenary does not count for anything. If you are attacking somebody with mercenaries, kill the mercenaries first to weaken that player. You can also use the Merc Repellant, but that only stops one at a time. So if the other player has 5 mercenaries you will need 5 Merc Repellants.
Mercury And Venus Over Paris
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Mercury By Counting Crows
MERCURY   She is trapped inside a month of gray, and they take a little every day. She is a victim of her own responses, shackled to a heart that wants to settle, and then runs away. It's a sin to be fading endlessly. Yeah, but she's all right with me. She is leaving on a walkaway. She is leaving me in disarray. In the absence of a place to be, she stands there looking back at me, hesitates, and then turns away. She'll change so suddenly-- she's just like mercury. Yeah, but she's all right with me. Keep some sorrow in your hearts and minds for the things that die before their time: for the restlessly abandoned homes, the tired and weary rambler's bones. And stay beside me where I lie. She's entwined in me-- crazy as can be. Yeah, but she's all right with me.
Merciless Cult - Dir En Grey
The pessimistic you The merciless youAnd the self loving you, What are you looking at?With comparing and getting things in proportionsyou scream out madYou wanted this ending to happenYou must be a romanticistBut I just remembered that there is no love hereOver and over somewhere begins to breakPlease love me, this blood and the meaningPlease love me, this day and this value.
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Mercenaries
I need mercenaries for my mob in the game called fumafia.If you are already a member o Fubar and signed up for membership before May 31st 2012 please click on this link and join Fumafia through this link.Its a great game to play and some of the people in this game are probally some of your friends that you associate on a daily basis through fubar.So please help me out and join through this link and let the games begin.TY Copy and paste link to become a mercenarie http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=328135

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