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Men Can Multi Task
Men Classes!!! Lmao!!!
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, June 30, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Men Cheat???...interesting
Why Men Cheat David Zinczenko Of course, we all know that while men and women are both capable of cheating, it's often the guys who have the biggest problem keeping their belts firmly buckled. And we all know that no matter who it's with, why it's done, or where the after-hours canoodling takes place, cheating is-most of the time-the ultimate relationship death sentence. But instead of dwelling on what happens after the cheating takes place, one of the ways to perhaps prevent infidelity is by knowing a little bit about why men stray. I'm not offering them as excuses, merely explanations as to what happens in that brain (and other body parts) of his-in hopes that you might be able to prevent it. Here, the top reasons why men cheat: To Fulfill His Biology: You know the old anthropological tale. A man's main job, besides killing the saber-tooth, is to spread his seed in order to ensure the survival of his genetic legacy. It's a man's biology to want to wander. Does that mean he s
Men & Cards
Men Can Lol
The Men Club Commandments:
The 37 rules to being a 'Man' !!! 1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances: - When a heroic dog dies to save its master. - The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. - After wrecking your boss' car. - One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". - When she is using her teeth. 2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 4.) If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 5.) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 6.) No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional. 7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder de
Men Can Be Strange
Why do some men have to be so fake? Just be honest with me and I'll respec you forever. Don't tell me you like me if you don't. Don't tell me you'll call if you won't. Don't tell me you had a great time if you didn't. And most important, don't tell me you'll be back if you won't. Honesty is the one thing you have that should never be abused. If you don't have any backbone and can't be straight up, then I'd prefer not to hear from you. I understand this blog does not apply to all men, but if the shoe fits, then too bad.
Men Can't Live With Them And, You Can't Live With Out Them
Men can't live with them and, you can't live with out them For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara . They usually run at
Men... Cant Figure Them Out
Some men want you all to themselves, others want to share you, some want you to be bi, others dont. If you dont "put out", they dont give you a chance, but if you do "put out" then some think less of you. So where do you draw the line and be you... The thing is..I want to please people, I would do anything for you as long as you treat me right.. that is what some guyes dont understand about me. My two ex husbands took advantage of that. So why should I settle for less than the best. Someone that will treat me equally the same. The better I treat them the better that they treat me. Where our relationship gets better, not worse. So that is why im confussed and am not settling for less than the best. Someone that truely takes my breath away. All I have ever wanted was to be a wife, that takes care of her husband and to have children. Who knows... Maybe God hasnt sent him my way yet for some reason. God, I tried on my own and screwed up and didnt wait for you, im trying to be pati
Men Cant Just Take
what is it about men that just makes them think they can take whatever they want?your making me uncomfortable means back the fuck off.and no means MOTHERFUCKING NOOOOOOOOO!
Men Can Be Kind
So today i recived a email that made me smile. I have been trying to loose weight and have been doing a damn good job, the past week alone i have lost 7 pounds just by eating healthy and walking. and this is with eating 3 healthy meals a day! dont starve your body, feed it energy. So i wanted to share this email.. since its so sweet and i know many woman can apply it to themself and feel happy too!..... "Hi Kitty, OF COURSE I'm gonna take time out to say Hi to you. I am like WHOA you are beautiful whenever I see your pictures. I KNOW that you are losing weight, and I hope that its for health reasons and because you wanna feel better. BUT if you are losing weight because you think it's gonna make you more beautiful or thinner is sexier, I will tell you now that you are SUPER DAMN BEAUTIFUL now, If you were my Gf I'd love you like no other could, and find myself LUCKY as hell to have such a beauty wanna be with me. SO yeah you do your exercise and drop as many pounds that you wan
Men Can Multitask
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Men Can Yall Help Me Out?
y is it dat when women get mad bout somethin they keep it in then when we do say y we was mad da dude get mad at us cuz they think we got mad 4 no reason or ova somethin stupid?
"mend Her Brokenheart"
there is nothing you can do to mend her broken heart what thay did to her killed her inside she thought they loved her but they lied the bad guys lied to her to get into her pants and the good guys lied to get into her heart shes been lied to all her life and doesnt trust anyone with her heart she locked it up and hid the key a long time ago she wants to be loved and not lied to dont lie to her find her key open her heart and try to fix what they have broken
~~men, Don't Try This At Home~~
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip, recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, "I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages.". He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes a call. "Hello?" the woman says. "God, she sounded sexy!" the man thinks. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
Mending A Broken Heart
THIS WAS WRITTEN(BY ME) FOR VALENTINES DAY 2001 AND SUBMITTED TO A LOCAL RADIO STATION. IT WAS CHOSEN TO BE READ ON AIR! After having my heart literally ripped to shreds in October of 1994, I thought I would never love again. Two years later, while talking on my citizen band radio, an unfamiliar voice came across the airwaves like an angel on a mission. Little did I know that I had unexpectantly found the woman that could mend my broken heart. We talked on the C.B. for maybe thirty minutes, as I watched the meter on the radio to try and find her(she didn't think I would!). When I drove into her driveway, our eyes locked on each other and it felt like we had known each other for years. That feeling was quickly strengthened as soon as we sat down and talked for what seemed like hours. I could not believe how easy it was to open up to her, since we had only met that night. After only one month of dating, our feelings beign enormously strong for each other, we decided to get
Mending Walls....
Trust... This word defines so many things in life. The ability to trust another, yourself, and the world around you. I have been strugling with trust issues for a few months now, but not on another person but within myself. I make very poor judgements most of the time and calls that tend to affect my life terribly. Why do I do this to myself? I am a kind caring and very loving person, but when it comes to things of the heart, I tend to build a wall until the trust level can be found. I had a friend send me a cute little thing... it said.. I've built a wall around my heart,not to keep someone out but to see if they care enough to find a way in. That says it all, this is just what I do. Now I wonder if I know when someone has really made it inside that wall. I guess today I'm a bit sad and alot alone and cnfused. I know what I want I'm just not sure how to get it. I guess at times we all feel a little confused. When you get hurt really bad its hard to find that beautiful balan
Men & Dogs
Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both pass gas shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats.
Mending Broken Hearts
If your heart, it has been broke in two And your world is full of pain If you feel that everything you've done Has always been in vain If you need someone to mend your heart For to make it whole and new Do not despair and don't give up Cause I know the man for you This man lives where the eagles fly And the rivers run so clear Where the sweet song of the nightingale Is the only sound you'll hear It's a place to set your mind at rest Where your worries will depart This man will spend some time with you And mend your broken heart He'll tell you time will heal your pain And make you realise That life goes on no matter what As each day, the sun will rise And tomorrow is another day Full of wonder for us all He'll teach you to prepare yourself For the next time love will call This man will teach you many things That you never ever knew Like love is all, and love is life And love is there for you He'll take your heart and mend it So at last, it can be free
Me N Des
hello i am jessie aka hunny bunny i am in love with destiny aka sex addict which i will have her named changed and pix taken off i am not mean but if any ony tries to flirt with her or asks for bad pix i am going to b pissed off
Mending Wall
Mending Wall Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. The work of hunters is another thing: I have come after them and made repair Where they have left not one stone on a stone, But they would have the rabbit out of hiding, To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean, No one has seen them made or heard them made, But at spring mending-time we find them there. I let my neighbour know beyond the hill; And on a day we meet to walk the line And set the wall between us once again. We keep the wall between us as we go. To each the boulders that have fallen to each. And some are loaves and some so nearly balls We have to use a spell to make them balance: "Stay where you are until our backs are turned!" We wear our fingers rough with handling them. Oh, just another kind of out-door game, One on a side. It comes to little more: There where
Men Don't Get Them
Well...first of let me start off by saying that I do not understand men sometimes. How can someone tell you one thing and then do another. I don't get why men have to lie to get what they want or to get out of something. To those men that do, just fucking come out and tell the truth. Us women are not hard to talk to or understand. Just come to us and tell us straight out. It fucking bugs the shit out of us (well me at least) when a guy has something to tell you but does not come out and say it. He just beats around the bush or lies to cover something up. So from now on this goes to everyone guys and girls, if you have something to tell me just come out and say it. I hate beating around the bush. I do not play games like that anymore. I want to be told what is on your mind if it has to do with me. Please don't beat around the bush or lie to cover yourself up. Have a good night. UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! That goes to those men that lie and beat around the bush.
Men Dont Do This At Work Lol
Mended!!!!!!!
Men Don't Realize It.......read This Ladies
This was sent to me by a male friend.... Men don't realize everything that a women does for them, which if they new all that women do for them or have done to them already, all women would be appreciated, which all women should already be appreciated, so this is to ALL women out there, no matter what we do or say to hurt u, just remind us what you have done for us and what you will always do for us. THANKS to all of you for all that you do: Women: They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel an
Mending Hearts
Among the brambles of a shattered heart Among the shambles of life torn apart When love or friendship turns to hate When words are spoken to berate To pick up the pieces seems a chore But must be done to grieve no more. Among the puzzles of the reasons why Among the thistles that cause pain to cry When moving on is the only goal To open the door to another soul Walking in limbo for a while But lighting candles with a smile. Among the confusion of forest and trees Among the conclusion of answers that please When peace is restored from lackluster When courage and spirit are easy to muster To encounter the new and inclusive To get rid of the old and abusive. Slowly the hurt will be completely erased With a better relationship the ego replaced.
Mended
She walks unto her fathers alter, With a tear strickin face. Holding forth her heart. For him to mend up for her. He reaches out his gentle hands, And wipes away her tears. Softly her pulls her close, Embracing and kissing her forehead. He places his gentle hands, Around her broken heart. Granting her comfort, In her time of need. Softly he whispers, Fear not my child. I will patch you up, And take away your pain. She becomes overwhelmed with peace, And watches her broken heart. One by one the cracks, Each began to scar over. He removes his hands, From her scared heart. Nods to her, And says I love you!
Mended Heart
Few people pass through life without feeling the sting of betrayal, the loss of friendship, or the failure of important relationships. At those times, you may feel that the pain of a broken heart will cling to you for the rest of your days and that you will never be whole again. Sometimes you may even wonder if God still loves you. God does love you, purely, simply, and unconditionally. Even if your pain is the result of your own actions, God's love does not condemn you. It urges you forward, calling you to forgive yourself, make amends, and become a better person. His love is constant and predictable. And with the assurance of his love comes hope-hope that you will love again, trust again, offer your heart again. My flesh and my heart faileth: but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever. Psalm 73:26
Men Doing Laundry
What ever happen to women doing the laundry. I can remember the day when you would walk into a laundry mat and you would see 96% women in there doing the laundry. The last few times I have actually went to the laundry mat I have seen mostly men doing it. I guess times are changing more then I realised. Here I thought I was the only guy or at least one of the very few that would be doing the family laundry. Course maybe it is mostly the guys out here are single and they are doing their own laundry. I had this one guy telling me how he hates doing the laundry. He said though he doesnt really mind he did it in the Military for many years and now is retired and his wife works so he does the laundry. I am use to doing it myself but usually have only done my own laundry. Now I am doing my g/f's and our 2 girls laundry and man I tell it sometimes it sucks. Three woman can go through so much laundry it is crazy. LOL just kidding hun. Love You. Anyways I just thought I would say something cause
Men Doing Laundry
What ever happen to women doing the laundry. I can remember the day when you would walk into a laundry mat and you would see 96% women in there doing the laundry. The last few times I have actually went to the laundry mat I have seen mostly men doing it. I guess times are changing more then I realised. Here I thought I was the only guy or at least one of the very few that would be doing the family laundry. Course maybe it is mostly the guys out here are single and they are doing their own laundry. I had this one guy telling me how he hates doing the laundry. He said though he doesnt really mind he did it in the Military for many years and now is retired and his wife works so he does the laundry. I am use to doing it myself but usually have only done my own laundry. Now I am doing my g/f's and our 2 girls laundry and man I tell it sometimes it sucks. Three woman can go through so much laundry it is crazy. LOL just kidding hun. Love You. Anyways I just thought I would say something cause
Men Doing Luandry
What ever happen to women doing the laundry. I can remember the day when you would walk into a laundry mat and you would see 96% women in there doing the laundry. The last few times I have actually went to the laundry mat I have seen mostly men doing it. I guess times are changing more then I realised. Here I thought I was the only guy or at least one of the very few that would be doing the family laundry. Course maybe it is mostly the guys out here are single and they are doing their own laundry. I had this one guy telling me how he hates doing the laundry. He said though he doesnt really mind he did it in the Military for many years and now is retired and his wife works so he does the laundry. I am use to doing it myself but usually have only done my own laundry. Now I am doing my g/f's and our 2 girls laundry and man I tell it sometimes it sucks. Three woman can go through so much laundry it is crazy. LOL just kidding hun. Love You. Anyways I just thought I would say something cause
Men Do Remember ;)
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night? The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met". She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father cau
Mending A Broken Heart
I have found out the hard way that a real man does cry and as a result of that i found these things. 1. crying releases the pain & sorrow 2 a peace is found 3. loness is place of safty 4. wounds r heal by GOD all mighty what i want to know is what you found out / discovered thru your tears *spelling not good bare with me
Mending A Broken Heart
The Three Stages of Mending a Broken Heart by: Dorothy Thompson You’ve been dumped. Short of throwing yourself off the nearest bridge, you resort to hiding in your bed for days, comforted only by the fact that at least you have a year’s supply of Moonpies by your bedside and your answering machine is on the alert in the hopeful case that your once loved one might call and beg to have you back. Only, that call never comes and that box of Moonpies? It’s a constant reminder that the emptier it gets, the more bloated you are. But, you don’t care. You wish the earth would open you up and swallow you whole. Sound familiar? Cases like this happens everyday. Falling in love has its risks and you’ve just experienced it first hand. You want your life back but don’t know the first thing about how to get out of that black cloud that hovers over you, or even finding the energy to do it. What do you do? Acknowledge the fact that you have to go through three different stages durin
Mendes In Enemy Territory
Mending
I love with all of my heart Deep enough to make the oceans part Purer than the whitest sands Ecstasy lying beneath your hands I was lost within your eyes Until we said our last goodbyes I despise with all of my heart Sickened by your poisoned dart It sucked the life right out of me Unable to escape my own misery How could it have come to this Missing out on unrivaled bliss I wonder with all of my heart How it would be if we weren't apart Obstacles lingered in our way Thwarting the desire for another day If I'd known it wouldn't last too long  I would have sang a different song
Mend
The sun is shing for the first time in days Gives me the light I need To see all the broken pieces around me That need to be put back togeather again Everytime you smile, or I hear your voice A little piece of my broken heart Is fitted back into its place I am hesitant I am scared But it all is starting to make sense again My storm is finally over My sea is no longer rough I might be able to give my heart again With a little help It might no longer be broken and battered I wont be held togeather by tape Or have its pieces glued into place But completely mended. Is this how it feels to fall Is this how its suppossed to happen I don't feel lost or confused I think for a change this might work And I will never need to med A broken heart again J.E. Znaniecki [2008]
Mending Wall
i, like most, have had to write a paper about this at one time or another. I think it was the only "A" i received in any class that was not math. lol Mending Wall by Robert Frost Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. The work of hunters is another thing: I have come after them and made repair Where they have left not one stone on a stone, But they would have the rabbit out of hiding, To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean, No one has seen them made or heard them made, But at spring mending-time we find them there. I let my neighbor know beyond the hill; And on a day we meet to walk the line And set the wall between us once again. We keep the wall between us as we go. To each the boulders that have fallen to each. And some are loaves and some so nearly balls We have to use a spell to make them balance: 'Stay wher
Mender
Running into the sunset the stallion's eyes gleam focused and determined mane blowing in the wind never looking back he will not be tamed he will kill to be free death more welcome than being conquered or imprisoned. Unable to be subdued by any man steadfast he alone knows with fierce pride he is not running away but running towards life, towards love, towards a new tomorrow. Always the mender of souls searching to mend his own...
A Mended Heart
A mended heart that is my wish made on those stars that light the sky But when they do fall carrying’t to me it is too heavy a burden it seems and they plummet by Driving deep ‘nto the Earth taking my wish to smolder in Hell as it doth in my chest I still see in my mind that flaming bolt fly just as you drove one Lo! into my breast Unrequited, it is buried beneath the hole is there only to wonder how far does it go As to it’s depth I could venture a guess but ‘till you let up ‘tis not possible to know
Mending
Mending Broken hearts do often mend And often mend they do It’s a simple true equation Like one plus one is two And in this world of written laws Of things we know as true I sit and cry and wonder why… Where did I go wrong with you? For if broken hearts do often mend And often mend they do My broken heart is not one of them And still remains in two I gave of myself freely Gave myself to only you And what went wrong I know not I know not what to do How is it that broken hearts often mend And often mend they do? When mine refuses to accept repair And thus remains in two?
Men Don't Have Higher Sex Drives Than Women.
Men don't have higher sex drives than women. We just act like we don't always want it because withholding sex gives us all the control.
Me New And Old
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Me Neither
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Men Explained To Women...
Men - Explained To Women ! Q. Why are men such jerks ? A. It's a testosterone thing, similar to a woman's PMS thing, men suffer from testosterone poisoning. That's also probably why the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter. Hormones modify behavior. Men are just misunderstood. Q. Why do men always have to ogle at other women ? A. Women ogle men as well. They're just better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, they have to burn it into their memories. Q. Why do men always ' touch ' themselves, especially in public ? A. Men have to occasionally ' adjust ' themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus. Q. Why do men say such stupid things ? A. Men like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see any man frustrated by a few simple ( and well chosen ) words.
Menemen
35 min 10 min prep Change to: servings US Metric 3 medium frying potatoes 1 medium white onion 2 green bell peppers 3 large ripe tomatoes 6 eggs salt nutmeg, gratings 4 teaspoons frying oil 1. Wash potatoes thoroughly,dry,peel and dice small. 2. Dice onion and peppers into very small pieces. 3. Beat eggs slightly in a pan and set aside. 4. Skin tomatoes and cut into very small pieces. 5. Heat oil in deep frying pan. 6. Add onion and peppers, and saute until soft. 7. Add potatoes and cook until crisp. 8. Add tomatoes and let cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. 9. Stir salt into frying mixture and mix well. 10. Add beaten eggs quickly into frying pan, stir briskly and cook until hardened uniformly. Place over toasted bread slices immediately. 11. Grate a few shavings of nutmeg (optional).
Me Newest Animated Rainbow Effect
so here it is as new piece of work I just did for my friend angel as another piece of work:) as I added the background and animated a rainbow effect as photos and my works of animating and photoshopping are my passion and what am good at and Loves to do :) I hope yous are having a good day
Me & Neesi Gettin Hitched
  Come Join Us As We Unite TogetherIn The Bonds Of Fu MatrimonyDJ Reddawg & Neesi Sunday July 12th, 20099:00 pm E.S.T. click pic to enter The Red Dragon's Realm Stop By The Lounge And Have A Drink With UsJoin And Have Some Fun!!
Me New Fav,. Song!!
  I work down at Ashberry Hills Minimum wage, but it pays the bills Cleaning floors and leading hymns on Sunday Katherine Davis, room 303 Sweetest soul you ever could meet I bring her morning coffee everyday Chorus: She calls me Raymond She thinks I'm her son Tells me get washed up for supper before your daddy gets home She goes on about the weather how she can't believe it's already 1943 She calls me Raymond, and that's all right by me She talks about clothes on the line in the summer air Christmas morning and Thanksgiving prayer Stories of a family that I never had Sometimes I find myself wishing I'd been there Chorus: When she calls me Raymond She thinks I'm her son Tells me get washed up for supper before your daddy gets home She goes on about the weather how she can't believe it's already 1943 She calls me Raymond, and that's all right by me There's a small white cross in Arlington Reads Raymond Davis '71 Until she can see his face again I'm gonna fill in the best I can Cho
Men Friends
Just an observation. I know it's nothing new but I am wondering why I can't find any guy friends. I see a lot of women with women friends but not the other way around. Does that seem odd to anyone or am I missing something. Anyway, just a thought to ponder.
Men Finishing First!!
at work today me and my friend noticed something strange! Us women got to work first , the men came in late. Well 5:00 rolls around and the men left immediately. We were still there sweatin our asses off for 2 more hours ..lol , anyway we realized it was just like sex: women may cum first but the men quit before we are done....lmao
Men Funny's
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar
Men Fetishes And Kinky Shit Mmmmm!
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Men For Sale Ladies
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but yo u cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more. So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
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Men Fall In Love
When a man falls for a woman, he falls hard. Men love to be in love. While men often get stereotyped as single-minded sex-seekers, the truth is that a man's stomach churns like a slushy machine when he's in those initial stages of the perfect relationship.
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Men Friends And Fu Skanks ....
U knooooooooooooooooooooooooo , its really messed up you can be friends with a guy mad long and help them with all there problems  emotionally and shit , and the second some fu skank talks dirty to them or send the porn "they like" to share haha -nice onee...ur replaced like bam!  regurdess of what they look like sexual attention is nice right? hahaha  i didnt know skanks came before anything in life  .... they should make the jack card a new skank card .... skank card is wild it beats all ! hows that for strip poker baby !hahaim sorry  but i would never treat my friends like that .....  js...rant rant rant .....     LISTEN TO SONG AND COMMENT ... "use to think the world of you ,I have just lost respect for you .........."  
Men Fashion Shoes
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Men Franklin Marshall Fitted Hoody
Recently, hoodies have become a very popular apparel for men. Specially in teenagers who buy hoodies in bulk as they have rapid inclination towards this fashion. Hoodies are designed and available in the market in few different styles. One of them is a pullover hoody that you wear and put on like a normal sweatshirt. It has no zippers, although it often have a drawstring at the waist and in the hood as well as a pocket in the front side. Pull over hoodies are greatly worn with sweats, track pants, jeans and shorts.Another type of Franklin Marshall hoody that is very popular in men is a zip front or zip up hoody. It contains a zip up at the front side like a jacket. These Franklin Marshall hoodies are perfect jogging and running because they have the easy on and off option in case you get too warm. In that situation, you can simply unzip the front of your hoody keep cool your body. You can buy every style of hoodies of your own choice. Either they are  monotones or print, logos or sport
Men Face Death Sentence For Selling Marijuana
The British Embassy in the United Arab Emirates has confirmed that one of their citizens is facing the death penalty for selling marijuana. A 21-year-old British man and a 19-year-old Syrian man was found guilty by an Abu Dhabi criminal court on drug charges and distributing. It may seem to be "no big deal", but that is until you understand the punishment for such a crime in the UAE, death. The Emirati court and Justice Ministry officials aren't releasing any information about the case other then confirming the possibility of the men receiving the death penalty for selling marijuana. The identities of the two men involved haven't been made public as of yet. The big city full of glamorous shopping malls and skyscrapers is not down with the green, Continue Reading...
Men Giving Birth?vanessa Herrera
A leading British fertility expert, Lord Winston, says it should be possible for a man to carry a baby to term and then deliver it by a Caesarean section. In Winston's view, modern medical technology will soon allow homosexual male couples to bear children, or allow a heterosexual male to carry a child if his wife is unable to for medical reasons. "Male pregnancy would certainly be possible and would be the same as when a woman has an ectopic pregnancy -- outside the uterus -- although to sustain it, you'd have to give the man lots of female hormones," Winston told the Times. He will outline the concept in his new book, The IVF Revolution. IVF stands for in vitro fertilization. Winston acknowledges that there could be a few problems with the technique. Among other things, the man could experience internal bleeding -- and he might grow breasts. "I don't think there would be a rush of people wanting to implement this technology," he said. Presently, researchers are now busy
Men Going On Vacation
Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" asks his neighbor. "Yes, but I need a better suggestion." replied Larry. "Go ahead ask me..." suggests his neighbor. Larry says, "You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant." "Yes but..." his neighbor starts. "And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife was pregnant!" Larry said. "Yes but..." his neighbor started again. "And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was also pregnant!" Larry said. "Yes but..." his neighbor stammered. "Well could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?" Larry asked his neighbor.
Men! Good Or Bad!
Why are all the good ones so far away? Or are already married or with someone or about to propose! I know that there are good ones out there that are here locally but most just out to get something and leave! Tell me in the comment below! Why you would be good for me and why you would wanna be my 3rd man I have ever been with! Also just cause we may hook up dont mean you will get any play till I can trust you wont screw me over! Be Honest I can spot BullShit at a 1000 meters away!I am fluent with Remington AR 15 and Winchester Shotguns and my Remington bolt action 30-06 so come now one and ye all and tell me why you should be number 3!!!!!!!!! Natalie Raye Talison taliraye
Men Getting The Blame
i know i will get alot of flack from this,but i'm mad at women right now.from reading some of the mumms you guys and girls are merciless. i admit that i'm not perfect,and i made some mistakes when it comes to relationships.matter of my current relationship almost ended before it started and right now it shaky right now.this time it's on her,but somehow the blame is shifted over to me. men are assholes i'll when it comes to relationships,i'll admit that i did my share of fuck ups.but why can't women admit their instead of shifting the blame?
Men Grrrr
I WOKE UP TO THE CLOCK GOING OFF AT 6:30 AM. AND MY HUSBAND WASNT HOME YET.....25 HOURS NOT HOME.... SO WHERE CAN HE BE .... HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SCHOOL AND WILL BE BACK AT 10PM THAT NIGHT .AND HE WASNT ANYWAYS I HAD TO GET JACOB UP AND DRESS THEN WAKE THE OTHER 2 KIDS UP JUST SO I COULD TAKE JACOB TO THE BUS STOP.ON OUR WAY DOWN THERE I FELL WITH EVA IN MY ARMS AND HURT MY KNEE PRETTY GOOD...DAMN ROCKS..LOL...SO WHEN HE CAME HOME HE ASKED HOW I HURT MY KNEE SO I TOLD HIM.... THEN HE LAUGHED AT ME.... SO NOT FUNNY.IF HE WAS HERE I WOULDNT HAVE TO WAKE THE OTHER 2 UP AND I WOULDNT HAVE FALLING DOWN. TURNED OUT AFTER HE GOT OUT OF SHOOL HE WENT TO THE TRUCK STOP TO SLEEP. SO SHOULD I BE MADE HE DIDNT TXTED OR EMAIL ME TO SAY THATS WHERE HE IS???MAN, BEING MARRIED IS HARD WORK... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT.
Men : Get A Clue On Valentines Cheap But Romantic Ideas Your Woman Will Love Sooo Much
Ok Look I see alot of people hatin valentines or feeling bad cause they ethier dont have the money or feel like they are not sure what to get other then necklaces and or what not...here are some cute cheap but very meanful things to women - Roses are sweet but they are over done how about getting their fav flowersif you cant afford a bunch how about placing her av flower in a card? see a woman will keep the card and the lower for ever.- Candi box of candi over done take the time to make her homade candyall you do is heat up the bakers sweet or semi sweet chocolate oin a pan lay down wax paper  and u can ethier dunk preztels or strawberries or even just pour it on plastic spoons to use for her coffee..  then place in fridge till hard then wrap or place in a bag- buy her favorite book and place wax papper between two pages and place a rose in side it and give her the book-draw her bath bubbles  pedals and all ,wash her hair do not get sexual just yet... you keep all ur clothes on  after
Men Hurt Too
Men Hurt Too He sat alone in darkness, hid from the outside. He wept within the nighttime, hid from prying eyes. He whispered over and over, to which came no reply. While still another teardrop feel down from his eye. On the concrete he beat his fists, blood ran down his face. Screaming in the endless darkness, screaming out to space. A picture of her stared back, dressed out all in lace. A smile to charm the angels, a smile of charm and grace. There a gun beside him, shining in the night. Half tucked beneath his jacket, almost out of sight. He thrust his fists into the air, screaming it wasn't right. To love someone oh so much while in his pain she delight. He fell back to the hard floor, his face in disarray. He never told her what he saw, he couldn't find way. Of how he came to see her early, and saw them where they lay. Broke and batter weeping, feeling so much less a man. He picked up the gun and screamed her name, cokced the gun KABLAM. Devl
Men Have Know Respect For Us Women!!
Men have know respect for us lady's! They only think about 1 fucken thing, you know what im talken about. They try so hard get in are pant's, rather try get pussy than love us for who we are! I say fuck men who need's them. I date some guy on here thought would be sweet heart, shit he was a player, every time left he would flirt with other women just get them join his new lounge room!! He was so rude, the only thing had on his mind was my ass and pussy. And he said he loved me, which i new was a lie!!
Men Have Better Friends
Men.. ♥
Men are like.... > > 1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the >crap out of you. > 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less >firm they are. > 3. Men are like ..... Weather . Nothing can be done to >change them. > 4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but >you're not quite sure why. > 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, >&they usually head right for your hips. > 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't >believe a word they say. > 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes >are always 1/2 off. > 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take >soooooooo long to mature. > 9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the >first sign of emotion. > 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but >only for a little while. > 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when >they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. > 12. Men are like .......
Men Have It Soooo Easy !!!!
I hate Monday Mornings...so today..I decided once the kids were off to school Id jump in the shower..relaxing ..I thought to myself..good way to start a Monday. Once in there I decided I should wash my hair, so shampoo..condition..anti frizz...then deciding it was still in need of softening ( due to a recent colour)..I put in a hair treatment..which required me to hop out of the shower for 15 minutes. Thats ok..I threw in a load of washing..while waiting for that to finish..then plucked my eyebrows for 10 excruciating minutes. Hopped back in the shower to rinse out hair treatment..hmm legs need shaving..and underarms..ok..while im in here..ill exfoliate, then cleanse my face. Out of the shower, moisturise..tanning cream...top lip hair removal. Noticed bottom of my feet were a bit dry..a seperate cream to prevent dry and cracking heels..hmm toenails could do with another coat of polish...in the meantime..feeling a burning sensation on my top lip..racing to the bathroom to wash o
Men Have Four Different Types Of Women In Their Life...
Yup, it's true. Every man has four types of women in his life... 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male
Men Have Feelings Too!!!!!!
Men Have Feelings Too! Someone once said that women are the ones with feelings. Men are the thinkers and fixers. Men have feelings too, however they often refuse to acknowledge them, much less talk about them; seldom to their spouse or significant other and especially not to other men. Most think it is a sign of weakness. Not so! It is a sign of strength and of courage. Men who get in touch with their feelings can reinvent themselves. It opens up numerous possibilities. Often men get caught up in the business of the day and when they arrive home, they express their feelings in unintentionally destructive ways by literally "dumping" on their significant other. This doesn't work. The relationship can only go downhill from there. For the most part, men have not been brought up to express their feelings at all, much less in a constructive way. Generally speaking, you can trace this behavior back several generations. Remember the song, "Big Boys Don't Cry?" It shou
Men Hate To Change A Baby's Diaper
Men Have Some Nerve
romancespecialty called me trailer trash. because i wanted out of his contest..and he is getting my daughter involved in this and she has nothing to do with it....he is one low sob. HERE IS THE MESSAGE HE SENT TO ME.... LOL, yes I know you have to spread your legs for you to get things...I always thought that was the best part of you. But with all the sexy young women out there I guess some men just like the older trailer trash :) And of course I let a "man" in the contest...nothing wrong with that...Your just jealous that he was beating you thouroughly! And he doesn't have to spread his legs for people to like him. I mean he has 1/8 the friends and was beating you by at least double the comments...Guess that says alot about you.... Now why don't concentrate about your jailbird daughter and stop bothering me as we both know what type of woman you are, your pics told it all....LOL, I ; bet there up on all types of adult site
Men Have Better Friends
Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Men... Help Me Figure This Out
This dose not go for all men just most of them... Why the hell do you all feel like you need to lie to us women... I have never lied to a guy once and there are times that i probly should have...  And should we call you out when we know you are lieing? What is the best way to deal with you when we think you are lieing... I have this guy I am in to and use to think he was equaly in to me. After we finaly met things changed and he told me that he was not sure i really liked him cause i didnt talk all that much. Then while we are talking about meeting up again I find out he has a GF she contacted me and was like i know you are my BF's friend and all, i told her that i didnt know he had a GF... I was going to be done with him for lieing or at least not telling me he had a GF.. But he still wants to see me and i am not sure what he is looking for... He gets upset if i talk about finding a guy (looking for a real BF), or if i go out with another guy. He claims that he is now singel but he h
Men Here Are Your Answers..
WARNING THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE IF IT OFFENDS YOU GET THE FUCK TO STEPPIN OFF MY PAGE.. LMFAO..        men say women need affection.. If I want affection i can get a hug from my son or friends..   Men say women need companionship I got a cat thankyou lol..   Men say women need sex like they do.. I say fuck that i can get a wet ass just as well with toys..   Men say we need them to carry heavy stuff.. yeah we do so i can get my sons to do it thankyou lmfao..   Men say what size are your titties. well I say what size is your dick is it more than 8 inches? lmfao..   The moral of this storie is wtf is a man good for again? lmfao rotff..                    
Men: How To Be A Better Lover -
In order to truly arouse a woman, you must first get her mind in the game. A woman's mind is not at all like a man's. A man's mind is more organized. If he needs to think about something, he gets that box out, thinks about it, when he is done, he puts a lid on it, and files it away. He will then get out the next box, unless he does not need to think about anything at all, in which case he is able to remain thoughtless for awhile. To picture a woman's mind, take all those boxes - take the lids off - spill them on the floor. That is how many thoughts she has going through her head all of the time. It never shuts off. So when a man is ready for sex, he gets his sex box out and that is all he thinks about at that time. A woman cannot think purely about sex as she has all the other stuff all over the floor that she also has to think about and is unable to turn them off. That is my analogy to help you understand the "Why" it is so hard to get us aroused. If you remember this and do whatever
3 Men In A Sauna
Three men, one German, One Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forarm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said,I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of tolet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. "The Texan finally said----- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
3 Men In A Sauna
Three men, one German, One Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forarm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said,I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of tolet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. "The Texan finally said----- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
Men In Black Ii
MIB is back to save the universe while Hollywood tries to milk out another money making franchise. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back for this blockbuster sequel. Based off an old Marvel Comic book, the movie is about how Agent J (Will Smith) must find the "Light of Zartha" before an evil creature named Serleena (Lara Flyn Boyle), a shape shifting alien, does along with her cohort, a two headed alien played by "Jackass" star, Johnny Knoxville. Meanwhile, former Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones), lives a simple and peaceful life as a divorced mailman with no recollection of his experience working for MIB. Unfortunately, for Agent J, the only person whom knows where the light is happens to be Agent K. Therefore, in a bit of a role reversal, Agent J goes out and tries to recruit Agent K while restoring his memories in the process, so they can save the world one more time. Along the way, Agent J falls in love with Laura (Rosario Dawson), whom might hold the key to the fate of the entire unive
Men In Black
They walk among us while protecting us from intergalactic threats while helping aliens live peacefully yet unnoticed on Earth. They're organization doesn't officially exist; they're the "Men in Black." Berry Sonnenfeld, Will Smith (J a.k.a. James Edwards), and Tommy Lee Jones (K) are a dynamite team of comedy that'll keep audiences on the edge of their seat with plenty of thrills, action, and just plain fun to watch. The film is based off an old Marvel Comic book in which tells the story of a secret government organization that maintains order of alien activity on Earth without the public knowing about it. In the film, Will Smith plays a NYPD officer who accidentally stumbles onto an alien operation that could potentially put the entire planet in danger. After witnessing the young man's athletic ability as he chased down an alien renegade, K tries to recruit James into the organization. Being erased of all his identification, James becomes known as Agent J. Meanwhile, the alien threat
The Men In My Life
since i was younger and i had my first crush every guy i knew either liked my sister first or my friends when i started having sex i had a boyfriend who left me for my sister but my siter wanted nothing to do with him he became a stalker of her then they got really drunk and screwed each other that same boy i took back and said its ok i forgive u at least i know who it was and i know medical history and all that but then he went out with 4 of my best friends he has done this shit since ive known him and it has cursed me for life every guy i meet or go out with either liked my sister or my friends first or they come to my house wile my friends are there and they end up leaving with my friend and then fuck them my man life experiance sux
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Men In Uniform
SEXIEST MAN IN A UNIFORM OK EVERYONE THE CONTEST HAS STARTED. PLEASE STOP BY AND VOTE FOR THESE HOTTIES. AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU WANT. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. poolKitten and BabyHuey@ CherryTAP
Men In Jenral
well how do i start guys are like animals if u cant train them throw them out!!!
Men In General!!
Stop being so fucking complicated.. to all of you out there if you like some one just fucking tell them don't play around and let them hurt your feeling because they don't know!! it's not difficult to just state "I like you" don't make us fucking try tofigure your shit out !!!! make life easier for the both of us!! PLEASE!!!!
Men In Heaven
Once Upon A Time, At Heaven's Pearly Gates...... When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the Head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
2 Men In A Bar
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
Men In Heaven
Men in Heaven A group of men were waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women." I want all the women to report to St. Peter. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was very long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Men I Tell Ya Lol
i have ran into some weird ones on here but not complaining they keep me smiling even the ones that want me to move to tx so he can use me .. hell i can stay here in pa and still be used lol oh well got to love it though lol i am also figuring out things in my head thinking maybe one day wil find someone that wants something serious and be apart of mine and the kids life .. begining to think they need something more then me a male influence would be nice but who knows with my luck lately been getting booty calls lol but its cool .. you live and learn with each passing day .. it will happen one day anyways thats all for now
Men I Have A Question If I May!!! Ladies Welcome
Hey Hey Hey, Firstly I like to thankyou for checking out my blog. Your thoughts and opinions mean a lot. ok So tell me GUYS! does size matter? I know many men are hung up about their cock size, Why is this? Why do we believe we should be hung like a horse? Your comments would be great on this subject. Please premote to everyone. See what the ladies had to say on this subject. http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=121986&pid=533695
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3 Men In The Desert
Ok, three guys are walking though the desert when they come across an orchard in the middle of nowhere. They walked through it until they came to a house. Because of being half dead from walking so far in the heat they go to the front door and knock. A man opens the door. "Food, food, water, water" they all chorused together. The man agreed to let them stay the night with a few rules, "in the left door, there is all the food you can eat, the right all the drink, but never ever go into the end door, do you understand???" The three men agreed, and went to the left door to find the biggest amount of food ever! After a big feed they go into the right door. In the room was soft drink, water, wine, and a much appreciated alcohol. They drunk so much alcohol that they all stumbled their way into the end door. As they went in, they found a man sitting in a big room full of gold. The man said "Ok, I told you not to come in here, you'll have to pay the penalty!" "what's that?" the 3 men asked.
The Men In The Armed Forces.......
Bulletin Message -----------------From: LadyInRedDate: Dec 2, 2007 10:17 AMFrom: Roger DRAFTING GUYS OVER 50 (An idea with real merit to it!) I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.For starters:Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink. The averag
Men In Other States!
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ALL THE REAL GREAT MEN SEEM TO BE IN OTHER STATES BESIDES OHIO. GOD CANNOT MAKE IT ANY HARDER FOR ME....LOL
Men In Training!
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Men! I Dont Want To Hate You All!
I have been hurt, lots of times. And for a while I think I came out of it without to much damage. For a while.....but the more it happened....the more jaded I became. Its like it happened without me even realizing it. One day i woke up and i was untrusting and suspicious. And thats certainly not the way i want to be! And what really bothers me most about my whole situation is now that I have someone in my life who is good to me, in a sense he has to pay for all that has been done to me. He is the one who has to repair my broken heart. And while maybe that doesnt sound so bad, its not how i wanted things to be. In fact i didnt realize i was so damaged. Here I thought I had worked thru all these issues, and i held no grudges. But its not true...I am afraid of loving again. So....it brings me to my original thought...i dont hate men. Or do I? I love men...but they have not been good to me. I have been lied to, cheated on, kicked, slapped, pushed, called horrible things, ripped off, used,
2 Men In A Bar
2 Men in a bar Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down
Men If You Want To Get Laid
Dear Gentlemen,Ahhh women. Enchanting and mysterious. No? Yes.. and we like it that way, don't we? Yes I think so. Still. You could use a heads up in certain areas. And your girlfriend isn’t going to tell you. She’s going to tell everyone BUT you. So just in case you share anything in common with my girlfriends’ boyfriends you might want to have a little look-see at the below advice.Truly Not Yours,DewContributors (in no particular order):Sister Scotchy McDrunkersonMoody PantsBuddha MamaOrigami Momi(A)Dew(Z)ChaibabysunmoonstarsBanana PantsLoree Harrell Writes and PaintsSalacious Bee“Let me direct your attention to an easily forgotten fact: The vaginal canal is NOT the Mecca of sensation in the female genitalia. That's right, it isn't packed with nerves that would make child birth even more of an unbearable hell. Nature is a mother, but she ain't THAT cruel. If you're planning on planting your face in her crotch, may I draw your attention to the little man in the
Men In General
What is it with men in general?, They tell you, you are hot, sexy, they can't stop thinking about you and then they never show you that they even know you are alive... I consider myself a nice person. I try to always compliment anyone who happens to come onto my page. I don't get mean, unless they can't take "no" for an answer. I flirt with everyone, because I like to flirt and my profile states that. They stick around long enough to see if they can meet up with you in person and for what?...just sex. It's like there isn't anything more important to them than to stick their cocks into anything that will squeeze it tight for them and they can get off. That is where the term "dawg" came from...did you know that? Who am I talking about in general? Men on fubar, and any other social networking site. I have had men get mad at me for not opening up my cam and playing for them. There is a reason why you mostly have to pay for this..I am not here for your pleasure only. I have feelings also
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Men Just Don't Understand!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the schoo
Men Just Wanna Have Fun.
This little phrase used to have the word "girls" in front of it but it seems these days it has more truth in the way men live their lives than it does women. My mom and I were driving in the car today talking about the guy I most recently dated and relationships in general. I expressed my disappointment in the fact that so many men my age seem to be concerned first and foremost with playing and having fun. The guy I most recently had a so-called relationship with (albeit short) is one of these guys. 29 years old and he's going through his second childhood. His priority is having fun. Which is all fine and dandy when you're an early 20 something without kids. But having kids should change things. As you age and get married and start having kids you should become more family oriented and live life less like a bachelor. There just comes a time to start growing up and remember that every weekend is not a constant party, and that your wants and needs are no longer the priority over yo
Men Jokes
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Men Just Wanting....
I met someone tonight I just love her profile. She has a part in there that guys just are out there for a piece of ass AN ITS TRUE. Damn cant any any women be happy on not being single an not having to worry about there man cheating?? I have had 3 GUYS cheat on me an i think ITS JUST FUCKEN STUPID. The only time guys talk to us women or whatever is just to either get head or a piece of ass. FUCKEN SUPID MEN. I honestly am going to sit my ass around an have the true an honest guy come to me. Im sick of running to them. FUCK THAT. PLEASE feel FUCKEN free on leaving any kind of comment back ID be happy to read them an laugh my ass off. TY an have a wounderful night
Men Jokes( Sorry Guys I Swear I Am Not A Man Hater)
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart
Me N Joey
hav broken up ya'll and like it was on thanks giving ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Men Just Don`t Know When To Shut Up
Subject: MEN JUST DON`T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP..... On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him ce
Men Just Don't Get It
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world Is a woman's heart. -- Josiah G. Holland this is something i wish men would understand
Menjokes
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women" How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One ... men will screw anything. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing. What's the difference between men an government bonds? Bonds mature. How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up. How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know .... it's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped. What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned hom
Men "keep It Simple"
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Men Know
Men Know Men know..... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know..... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know..... never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know..... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know..... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know..... that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know..... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi. Men know..... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there
Me N Kaja
I THINK IM STARTEN TO LOVE HIM... BUT I DN KNO IF HE FEELS THE SAME WAY.. BUT I HOPE HE DOES ITS A LIL EARLY FOR LOVE I THI NK MBUT HE IS THE BEST!!!!
Me N Kuzo
YOU SAVE THE TEARSYOU SAVE YOUR BREATHYOU AND I KNOWWE HAVE SHOKE HAND WITH DEATHTONIGHT I WAS ALONEWITH THE SOUND OF HER SCREAMSSHE SPINS HER TIMELETURING MEI CALL YOU TONIGHTTHINKING OF THE WORDS TO SAYYOU TELL ME RAISE YOUR HEADAND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAYYOU TAKE ME INWHEN I SHOW UP WITH THOSE RED EYESYOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND PROTECT ME FROM THOSE LIESYOUR THE BEST KUZOBUT YOUR LIKE MY SISWE ALL KNOW THE TRUTHYOU JUST FROM A DIFFERENT MISS
Men Khussa Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men.... Looool
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Men Like Him
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _
Men (ladies You'll Love This One)
Enjoy! > > > > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to > > wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into > > the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I > > use on the washing machine?" > > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your > > shirt?" > > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." > > > > And they say blondes are dumb... > > > > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going > > to make you the happiest woman in the world." The > > woman replies, "I'll miss you.." > > > > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says > > as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you > > think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn > > like this?" > > > > "Probably that I married you for your money," she > > replied. > > > > > > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, > > sensitive man? > > A: A rumor > > > > A PRAYER.... > > > > Dear Lord, > > I pray for Wisdom
Men Love It When We Bind Over
Happy Butts
Men= Little Boys.
I can't believe I do this. I give in all the time for no apparrent reason. I give and give and give and I get close to nothing in return. How hard is it to remember something SO simple!? It's like, the closer I get to being completely trusting for him to do the simplest thing, it turns right around and rubs it in my face, REMINDING me each time why I don't trust people to actually do what they say they will. Esp. From a man. A good boyfriend would remember these things. Esp. if it's about something you've had planned for 2 weeks, talk about it every day, ask about the tickets. and SOMEHOW, in that little tiny brain of his, after TIME AND TIME again mentioning to get 3 tickets, HE FORGETS! Like what the hell, what do I have to do to get you to remember the easiest thing in the world!!!??? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It never fails, EVER. Then I get mad about it, over and over, and HE WONDERS why I get so mad and yell at him. HMMM? MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER TO DO SOMETHING Y
Men Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point,
Men ... Lmao
Sorry But this is just too funny!
-=[ Men Lie -- Seriously, They Do ]=-
For once I'll tell the truth. It's a fact that all men lie. It's another unwritten rule. You don't need to know why. Lying is a tool men use To save ourselves from chicks. 'Cause if we always told the truth You'd hang us by our dicks. For instance, you'd ask us If your dress makes your butt look fat. We know it’s not the dress' fault But we can't tell you that. Or you'll ask, "Did you see that girl?" "What a slutty dress!" Of course we saw her, But we'd be dumb to answer "yes". Girls don't want to know the answers To the questions that they ask But for men to work around that is quite a tricky task. Yes, we do get carried away And can't seem to stop our lying. But you leave us with no choice. Cause we don't ever wanna see ya crying.
Men Like Him
MAY GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF OUR SOLDIERS!!! Here is the e-mail: Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off h
3 Men Lost In The Woods
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I
Men Lol
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.
Men Laws
THOU SHALL / SHALL NOT 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the bi
Men Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. - (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. - (c) After wrecking your boss' car. - (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and beaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice
Men Lets Show Our Girls More Love Then They Can Handle
I just love this video:) show my girl some big love!
Men Love Women
"Men love women. Men own and dominate women. Those two things do not exist separately for me."
Men Looool
Man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what She went through everyday, so he prayed..... Dear Lord: I go to work everyday for 8 hours, while my wife merely stays home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day!! Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning the man woke as a woman. He got up: cooked breakfast for his mate, got the kids up, set out their clothes, fed them, got their lunches packed up and drove them to school. Came home, picked up dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, stopped at the bank to make a deposit, stopped at the store to grocery shop. He drove home, put away groceries, paid the bills, balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the litter box, and bathed the dog. By this time it was already 1:00 pm. So he hurried to make the beds, do the la
Men Love Women Who Aren´t Afraid To Show That They Love Sex
Many women still feel timid about expressing their sexuality with there partner,showing him how much they desire him, or asking for sex from him before he asks for it.When you aren´t afraid to show your desire to the man in your life,it makes him feel safer sharing his desire with you. Remember:Men hate rejection!position of bieng the one to be rejected.So your partner will feel very grateful to you if he knows you are willing to take thesame risk of being sexually aggresive that he is. Solution 1.DON`T TOTALLY REJECT YOUR PARTNER´S SEXUAL ADVANCES.Before you get outraged,i´m NOT saying you should always say yes when your man want sex.I am suggesting that you learn to understand the particular vulnerability a man has in offering himself to you,and that you receive him in some way. *DO SAY:2honey ;"I´m kind of tired right now,but I´d love to hold you close for a while.Why dont we lie down together,and see how we feel in a little bit?" *DO SAY:"I love you,andI´d
Men Like This...
I'm going to be upfront and honest with everyone: I have a boyfriend and I'm not looking to cheat on him. I think I make this clear on my profile, so PLEASE don't waste your time asking me to hook up with you! While it's flattering, and sometimes really sweet, I'm not looking for a roll in the hay. Definitely not! Let me give you an example... Today, in my shoutbox, I had a conversation with a married man who was my age. *31* It started off normal, hey how are ya, blah blah blah, then it turned really...odd. him: are you looking for a boyfriend? me: No, I already have one. him: oh I'm married I have a wife but I want a girlfriend too. me: lol ok what does your wife think of that? him: why does she need to know? lol me: ohhhk him: you ok with that? me: *laugh* I'm not looking for another boyfriend. him: oh yeah your boyfriend know that? me: know that I don't want another boyfriend? Of course! him: yeah me: yeah, why would I? him: I just want a girl friend for se
Men ..... Lmao!!!
1.  Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2.  Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.  3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12.  Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13..  Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Men Men
>ACTUAL AD IN THE CLASSIFFIED > > > >$10,000 > >06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 > >Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 > > > >2006 Suzuki 1000. > >This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer > > >service (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been > > >on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. > >I'm selling it because it was purchased without Proper Consent of a > >Loving Wife. > >Apparently "Do whatever the Hell you want" doesn't mean what I thought. > >Call me: Fred
Men Men Men
Why is it that when one day life is all good, then the next day, someone just wants to push every button u have and piss you right off. When in all actuality they have no reason to be mad at u but so true for u to mad at them. I don't get it!! Its not a game to see who can be mad. I just want to have my feelings when i want them and nobody butting in on my cranky day and taking that away from me. FUCK ME LMFAO
Men Make Me Sick
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!
Men, Men
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Men..men.. Men
Reasons why its better to be a man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real..... Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own j
Me N My Bf
i thought of you in the night my love, and the urge to explore my own playground, grew more unbareable when i remeber your gentle strokes i crave like a cat in heat, when i imagine your body up against mine, and i began to wonder if you remember the light scratches upon your back? do you remember the pleasent filled moans outside your ear? or how about my tonge and kisses up and down your neck? i'll tell you what i remember my love, i remebered a lovely pain that filled my warmest space yes, u have become my greatest most pleasurable sin in other words my sweetest temptation ur "experience" makes me want to give you all that u could ever want anyway that u should want it. i want to follow u into a sea of exstacy i apologize if this may be to much, but u gave me hard question, and now in return, i give you my wet answer :) FOR ALL LOVERS WHO LOVE REAL LOVE. (THAT MEANS US BABY). HAVE A PEACFUL DAY
Men Men Men
all i have to say is this, i will tell you all this much that once you tell a m,an something to keep a secert and they don't all they do is lie right in your face. and you know what i don't care no more what men
Me N My Damn Ass...
Ok this is a rant blog about whom...myself. Ok as most of you know i recently had 4 major surgeries on my right leg(ankle) and im currently in a cast. Since its my right leg my insurance wont cover me so im not able to drive thus having to depend on others to run my errands (which i HATE). Well its been snowing here and we still have a lot of ice on the ground so i basically dont go anywhere unless its to my dr. appts (crutches n ice dont mix). Well ive been out of my pain medication for 2 days and my muscle relaxers just are not cutting it waiting on someone to go to the drug store and pick them up for me. Im not mad at my friends or mother as im aware they are busy but the more i sit here in pain the angrier i get about just not being able to do for myself PERIOD. So after once again calling a friend and getting im unable to leave right now i said fuck it..grabbed my crutches, put on my coat and shoe and went to the door. The front porch was covered in ice and snow and my car was on
3 Men Married 3 Women From Different States
Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Nebraska. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Oklahoma. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge supper on the table.
Me N My Best Bud
i am so xcited, this sunday my best friend n i r goin hikin. just the 2 of us. hes the best friend ne 1 cld ever ask 4. it will b so much fun just him n i spendin the day 2 gether.
Men May Not Wanna Read This Lol
A couple of weeks ago my mother went to have a surgury to remove precancerous cells off of her cervix and uteran walls.. she had a couple of not kosher paps and they found the cells.. I have had one slightly odd pap before.. I have an appointment in the next couple of weeks for another one.. since the first odd pap I had.. i have had some.. issues.. Therefore.. I am TERRIFIED of this appointment. My chances of being able to have children are already pretty slim.. I REALLY want kids... and now i am terrified of this... what if there IS something wrong.. what if the issues that i am having are because of cancerous cells.. what if what if what if... I am fucking scared and don't want to do this alone.. but I don't have anyone to do this with me... my mother is still catching up on work and i won't ask her to go through this.. my sister is living 4 hours away... my husband.. oh god where to start with him... all of my friends have other things i won't pull them away from.. kids, sch
Men Never Seem To Amaze Me
MEN never seem to Amaze me Current mood: pissed off Category: Life SO why do guys say one thing or tell youone thing and do the total opisite (yes i know i miss spelled so shoot me) I mean come the fuck on be honest to a girl when she ask something. I am so tired of when a guy says that they love you and then basically say screw you. or even say that they are you man and then go off and tell another girl that they are single. That is wrong and you know it. especially when they ahve their heart invested in you. That just makes a girl want to shoot your ass. I mean come on guys give us a little bit of respect we are more than what most of you think we are. What really gets me is when a guys does something to you and then you do it back to him they fuckin freak out and you arfe just the bitch of the world and they treat you like shit and trash but yet they done the same thing and you moved one and forgot and forgave them i mean what the fuck. thats what so many wemon hate men.
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's rest room, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest rooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies rest room was more than a rest room. When the powder puff completed it! s pleasure, he couldn't wait
Men Nude Pictues
Okay ladies, I need your help here. I am running out of ideas for pictures. Well, I am and I'm not. (grin) I would really like to know what the ladies of LC like to view when looking at mens pictures. Alot of you have viewed my "member" already. Not sure if females like looking at the same one over and over. I do not know if you like looking when it is soft or hard. What about back side nude or in some nice and tight wranglers? Many thanks to those who view and comment on my pictures and blogs. SOrry this one is not long. Not much to say on it though. Thanks again, Shazz
Men ( No Offence )
got this n a email and had too post it :) For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign
Men Never Learn!!!! Lmfao
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~men Needed For Chest Contest To Open Tommorrow!~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Second Man.... Contest will run from 1/18 thur 1/25 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
Men Never Listen
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See Men just don'
Men...no Offense Intended!
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like... 1. Men are like Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11.
Men Never Listen
This is funny! In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA , PP, and a red one l abeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, i
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, i
Men Never Listen Lmao
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said, " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom
Men Never Listen
In a Manitowoc hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into > the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. > > A nurse noticed his predicament. > > Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch > any > of the > buttons on the wall." > > He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he > had > promised not to touch. > > Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled > ATR. > > Who would know if he touched them? > > He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his > bottom. > > What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things > like this. > > Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced > the warm water, gently drying his underside. > > When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder p uff caressed > his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable >
Men!!!!!!!not Yummy.
I dont like men: *with italian/french accent. *with blond hair. *who dont take care of themselves. *who have more cosmetics than me. *who get drunk after few drinks. *who dont like to go out. *who dont like animals. *who smell. *who are too possesive. *who burp too much. *who think I`m too girly and fragile.
Men Never Listen???!!!
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW, warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender lovin
Men Never Listen
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major break through because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..............
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR Who would know if h e touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
Men On Herre Dont Read Profiles
You gotta laugh lol but how many of you girls get men giving you a shout thats fine but when they find out your married go away LMAO just think its funny that men dont actually read profiles waisting their time not mine. Think they are just looking for a quick pick up!! What do you think?
Me - November 6, 2006
I am now officially the mother of a 21 year old son. He turned 21 on Saturday November 4th of 2006. Funny thing is I don't really feel old at all, and I was only 26 years old when I had him, and fifteen months later I was 28 when his brother was born who will be 20 on February 7th of 2007. A lot of people tell me that they feel old or older because their kids have grown up to be adults and even have their own families now. Well I believe that it is all a frame of mind. I honestly don't know whether it's just me, or if people my age really believe that they are old when their children grow up to adulthood. I know that I don't feel, look, or act old, and I won't, because I am not old. Just because my boys are out of their teen years and into the beginning of their adult years, does not mean that I have to become old and feeble and all that goes with that. I tell my family that I won't consider myself old until the day I am dead of natural causes...meaning actual old age. Like m
Menopause Ring
Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Men Online...
I am a flirt. I will be the first to admit it. Just because I am flirt does not mean that I want to fuck you. If I wanted to, I would tell you. Also, just because I flirt it doesn't mean I want you to show me pictures of your cock or meet up to fuck you in the backseat of your car. Don't say I am asking for this attention because I am flirting. We are adults let's act mature about these things. There is nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting, but some guys just don't realize when they have crossed the line.
Men On The Internet
I've complained a bit in my blog about men on the internet and how they talk to women. I thought I would share a few of the experiences I've chronicled. The majority of these are from my first couple months as an active IM'er last year. After that, I honestly got blase about it, and stopped chronicling the idiocy. Names have been changed to protect the idiotic. My comments are in italics. And these are all direct cut and pastes. I didn't edit, modify, embellish, or do anything other than cut and paste them. By the way, for more examples, see: Lafillette's very funny webpage Guys Online Note: Some of these are R-rated. Cover the eyes of your children and all that. Disclaimer I don't hate men, and I certainly do not judge men based on these prizes. I'm obviously not adverse to talking to people online, since I'm here. I have made some very good friends online, and most of my friends are guys in real life. It's just that they wouldn't talk to women the way thes
Men Only Like....
A friend and I were talking and I found out some very interesting news..."Men are only interested in "the other woman"..."a woman on the side"...they dont want "a one and only woman"...its too boring for them...why settle with one cow...when you can have the whole herd?...esp a strong woman...or and I also found something else out...they never want a BBW...not to settle down with at least...they're for sexual escapades only...What?...Are we too much woman for you?...Can't handle the pressure?...Too Hot in the Kitchen?...I can't believe we've advance so much in human intelligence...yet one thing remains the same...MEN ARE IDIOTS!
Menopause Jewerly
This is not me, I got it in an email... Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond
Men Of The Cloth And The Bear
A Catholic Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to college students in northern Michigan. They would gather two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that difficult. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would each go into the woods, find a bear, preach to it and attempt to convert it. Seven days later they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, went first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find a bear. When I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my Holy Water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary, Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming next w
Me No Snob :p
plz dont think i am ignoring any of u it taking me 15min for one page to load up just got network problems keeps stalling stupid thing - just bought song off itunes and it will take 12min to download 3.4mb WTF?? got some new pics but cant upload them hope u r all safe n well gettin ready to get blind drunk saturday HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY --> just an excuse for us non-irish ppl to get drunk :D {hugs n smiles} ps... my aunt doin good thx for the well wishes x
Menopause And Getting Older Lol
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4.. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Men Only - It Gives The Women Ideas
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When He finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?".....The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Men On Ct
Well i have finaly come to the conclusion that I am not wanted on this site because the woman on here can't control their men and then when the men get caught they blame me...that isn't right so if this shit keeps going im just gonna leave this site and not come back...there are alot of great people on here but no one ever respects me just because i have dated one person from here...and it didn't work out..its not my fault that the men in here don't wanna keep their peckers to them selfs...so i am done dteing people from here unless i meet them in person first...this is the last time i am gonna be disrespected over some gay ass bull shit mary
Me No Speaka Engrishhhhh !!
Hmm..what can I say? The title is a clear give away for what I'm about to write. It's convenient for people to assume. Especially to assume that one, me, South East Asian can't speak proper English. Why would I even bother being in an English speaking site if I didn't know what it meant and how to communicate in it? Does that make sense? Anyways, I won't hold my breath or wipe my snot just to show you how disappointed I am. What's this madness with stereotyping anyways? Like the other day I posted a blog and queried those who knew of Jack the Ripper. This guy shoots back and says oh this is a stupid mumm and that he's British and he knows who Jack the Ripper is. Oh yea and since I'm Asian I know the best brand for rice since I have it for every fucking day of my life yea? This is the type of people who make those thirsty for knowledge shy away from wanting to know more. Yea so what if I didn't know how to speak English? would that make you sto
Men Of War
You stay up for 16 hours partying They stay up for days on end, dying You take a warm shower to help wake up They go for days on end without running water You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick They get shot, or schrapnelled, and keep fighting You put on your 'anti-war' shirt, and march with your friends They fight and die to defend your right to wear that shirt, and assemble You make sure your cell phone is charged, and in your pocket They pray their radio doesn't get blown to hell You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you They pray for their buddies in body bags You walk down the street, watching the pretties go by. They patrol the streets, searching for their next worst enemy You complain about how hot it is without air conditioning. They wear chemical suits that don't breath, protective masks, and continue the mission You go out to lunch, and complain because the order is wrong They go without eating till the shooting stops Your maid washes yo
Men Of Sterling
They had faces open to whoever passed. They had legends and myths And chill in the heart. They had gardens where the moon strolled Hand in hand with the water, They had an angel of stone for a brother. They had like everyone The miracle of everyday Dripping from the roofs; And golden eyes Glowing with A wildness of dreams. They were hungry and thirsty like animals, And there was silence Around their steps But every gesture they made, a bird was born free from their fingers And, dazzled vanished into space.
Men Or Mice...
I could say that things could be different and my New Years Resolution could be reached. I want to change my life and how easily it is for the ones I get, get attached to. The only way I could think to solve that is to change everything about me. Do my best to turn myself into a hardass, but it's in me to not be a hardass, no matter how hard I try. I am busting in tears. I can't change who I am, regardless what I try. God made me this way for a purpose and regardless what happens, I will do what's right, whatever it means. I can't change who I am and God is somehow telling me this. Normally I would never bust into tears uncontrollably, but tonight I am. Maybe it's hurt, I don't know, but I wish I were someone else at this exact moment, but I can't be. The only thing I can grasp is that it's a test possibly to see who out there fails and passes. I have no other clue on what it could be. I pray and beg for a reason but never get one. I know also that in the end of my lif
Men Only
Body: If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of
Men Only
Body: If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of
Me Now
Continuously searching for that field of gold. Forever looking for someone to hold. Close to my heart. Never wanting to be apart. But all I ever feel is a deep chill. Wonder if I still have the will. To live day by day. I sit and pray. There has to be someone out there. But I can't see where. As the days go by. I sit and wonder why. I feel the touch of a hand. But nothing takes me to that fantasy land. My soul feels dead and weak. But still I seek. For one who shares those simple things. That lead to those golden rings. A life of security and family. It's easy to see. But to capture it. I just can't make it fit. I want that dream so bad. But my heart's so sad. People use me for pleasure. I use them to fill the emptiness, why I'm not sure. It used to be easy. Now it's just sleazy. There's something wrong with everyone. If it feels right they're gone by rising sun. I'm left feeling cold. That scenes already old. I want
Men Only....
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND-
Men Online
I have been online for a couple years now, and I have encountered many a man. I was once very optimistic and fun..very naive and trusting in the extreme. Not to say some of those traits aren't still lingering, but they surely are not what they used to be. I don't intend to bash on men...I adore them. Tis' my weakness after all. MEN! (sigh) It is my opinion that men online are very easily categorized..maybe harshly..but if the truth hurts.. yea..you know! There is the sweet guy: always there to offer a hello. a very chipper type of man. most likely very depressed and only wanting to make you smile in a way to feel as if he accomplished his goal for the day. this man is one of the most under appreciated of all men online. he is also commonly mistaken as a stalker. there is nothing wrong with him except how he has been treated in this fantasy based land we call cyber space! There is the charmer: generally very persistant at first so as to charm you into submission. strong wil
Me No Espeaky.
I don't leave a lot of comments. Since I can't type or read and all that crap.
Me?? "not Safe For Work"??
Do I have NSFW pics? Yes I do! Is it because I'm nude, or even partially nude in them?? NO! It's because "Fuck Off" is written on my shirt! TOO FUNNY!!!!
Men Online
I have been online for a couple years now, and I have encountered many a man. I was once very optimistic and fun..very naive and trusting in the extreme. Not to say some of those traits aren't still lingering, but they surely are not what they used to be. I don't intend to bash on men...I adore them. Tis' my weakness after all. MEN! (sigh) It is my opinion that men online are very easily categorized..maybe harshly..but if the truth hurts.. yea..you know! There is the sweet guy: always there to offer a hello. a very chipper type of man. most likely very depressed and only wanting to make you smile in a way to feel as if he accomplished his goal for the day. this man is one of the most under appreciated of all men online. he is also commonly mistaken as a stalker. there is nothing wrong with him except how he has been treated in this fantasy based land we call cyber space! There is the charmer: generally very persistant at first so as to charm you into submission. strong will
Men Of Pimpin!!!
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**menopause Jewelry**
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. lol FUNNY SHIT!
Menopause
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A Woman's Answer: One and ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this friggin house knows how to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for three fucking days before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 FUCKING YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, two days later, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the stupid light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! And underneath it, would be the wrapper THE FUCKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!! Because no one ever picks up or carries out the garbage!!! It's a wonder we haven't all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are a FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING PLACE! DON'T
The 10 Men Of Fubar ..
Men are clueless..... The 10 different kind of men on fubar some good some bad...not meant to offend anyone.. just meant to make ya LOL. 1. Every single time I talk to someone for a while, and I actually do give them my Yahoo name, as soon as i come online they wanna go on cam w/ me. I never accept cam ivitations and the few I did they were playing with themselves on camera... I got a question for you guys...: Everytime you see a pretty girl walking down the street do you go up to her pull down your pants and start jerking off in front of her? I'm hoping the answer is no, If it's innappropriate on the street it's still fucking inappropriate on the internet. If I don't ask to see your cock *which i wont* that means I don't FUCKING want to. 2. It takes alot of time to get to know someone, Sometimes you attracted to certain people right off the bat and even though it's internet, You just groove wit eachother and you know it would be something good. Sometimes, you have to get
3 Men On A River
3 Men on a river Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
Men, Or The Right Lady~
Im tired of random guys and one night stands, for once in 9 monthes since my husband of 10 years left me, I think im finally ready to get into a relationship, the only problem with that is finding the right person. No cheaters need apply. Nor men who play freaking head games. I want someone who I have shit in common with, who likes spending time with me....is that so much to ask? oh and GREAT SEX! XXX Tiff ;)
Men Of The Hideaway!!!!!
I am fixing to start pimpin out the HideAway and the men of the HideAway, *IF* you would like to be included in this pimpout... you need: #1. To be an ACTIVE member of the HideAway. #2. To send me a picture that you would like to have included in this pimpout or the location of this picture. #3. Conduct yourself in the manner of Gentleman and to represent the HideAway in your actions at all times, and by that, I mean treat ladies with RESPECT. So far, I have the following "Men of the HideAway": So hit me up!!! Luvs&Hugs, MzMic
Me Now Aka Stronger Women
Write what I feel whats the big deal, my heart is now not so easy to steal. My eyes are open and I am not looking back, I took my independence when I told you to pack. It's not that I never cared or loved you, but we both needed to start anew. I'm not perfect nor am I the same, that's no reason to call me such names. You say I've changed that I am not me, I am becoming the person I was meant to be. Yes you were my life, my heart and my soul, but also my youth and innocence you stole. I am becoming me and loving it so, this is the me you wish you could know. I will love me for all of me and not just some, you can't change what I've become!
Men Or Boy?
I make grown men cry and young boys want to be men. Why is it that older men tend to miss the boat? While young men get on the boat but don't know how to handle the boat/ship? Be the MAN (boy or old) and take sail to waters only guided by the stars in her eyes! Feel the wind (her whispering in your ear) navigate you to the place of calm and dangerous waters. The roaring waves (those deep muscles inside of me) that pull and tug you into my canal making you get stronger and full of Excitement to go further and deep! Your dripping sweat from your forehead drops on my mountains pointing straight up from your body motion against my body. How does this sailing story end... well.. tell me and maybe ... JUST MAYBE... you and I can complete the story in real life! The question is... will it be a boy who takes over the waters of pleasure or an older one that knows how to please a Lady with Respect and Wild times? Who is this Captain of this ship? Is there such a Captain o
Menopause Jewelry
Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
Men Or Women-who Is Stronger?
After carefully analyzing and observing (not really carefully, but still), I have come to a conclusion-it all depends on a person. While my mother says that men are whiny weaklings unable to take care of themselves, I tend to think that both genders have a lot of representatives that are guilty of those character traits. While I have to admit that a lot of observing comes from Fubar-a site often used by emotionally unstable or weak individuals, it does give a pretty decent insight on human interaction and needs. I have seen needy men that are craving attention so bad, they forget to pause and look at their pitiful selves, looking entirely pathetic and unappealing (even with 6 packs, biceps, and all that other pointless crap). I have seen needy women that would compete with each other over how much attention someone would give them, which man is theirs, and who looks better. In my own family, there is a pretty strong pattern of strong females and needy, weaker males. My gr
Menophilist
Arousal from menstruating women.
Men Of Power And Faith And Their Penis Divining Rod
Comic Sans is the only font proper for this blog. Sans meaning NOT in french. There is no comedy to me in the slew of men of power and supposed powerful faith that think with their dicks. What the fuck. (INNUENDO, PUN INTENDED). I want to know exactly what point in time things were going soooooooo well with the areas these men were supposed to be guarding for the safety and salvation of WE, THE PEOPLE - that they had time to play with winky. Free Willy. Get the Knob Slobbed. Play Hide the Sausage. (insert (INNUENDO, PUN INTENDED) - sexual code phrases ad infinitum... You know, I do not care if the guy down the street that is not in charge of anything that really matters to me, that was not elected by me, that does not tout his pristine faith to me, that does not judge me, nor judge any part of society of which he is so loftily above - screws the neighbor or his wife, or his dog, or his perfectly holed ash tree. I  DO expect people of power, that gain goods and services and access to
3 Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give m e the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 'If a t first you don't succeed, do it the way
Me & Nomy Lamm On Blogtalk Radio Last July!
Men Of Fu Auction
OK now its the guys turn to be auctioned off like the sexy men that they are-- Come submit to me a pic, what your offering and 20k for the fee please. Deadline to enter pics is gonna be this friday Sept 4th at Midnight Auction will open on Sept 5th Make your offereings good the better you will treat your owner the better you will get treated hehe Any questions? SB me anytime!! PLEASE INCLUDE THE LINK AND YOUR OFFERINGS IN ONE PM, AND YOUR PAYMENT SEPERATE-- THANK YOU. IF YOU CANT PAY TALK TO ME I CAN WORK WITH YOU!! THANKS MC
Men Of Fu Auction Open Now
Come bid on the 21 great people in the auction that just opened today-- there are 20 men and I the auctioneer up for grabs-- come give us some great bets-- and win some great people!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1660183&albumid=1836659&i=4290360659 This starts today and ends on sat sept 25th-- thank you it is cash and fubucks bidding :) GOOD LUCK
Menopause, It’s Not A Disease
Menopause has always been a natural part of a woman’s life marking the end of her reproductive cycles. It is not a disease and it does not need to be medicated away by doctors. It doesn’t mean you are old and dried up, in fact in today’s time it is quite freeing. We are not the 50 year olds of our grandmother’s day, We live much busier lives with our families and loved ones and without a period we no longer have to plan around bleeding, bloating, weight gain, moodiness, headaches and the painful cramps associated with menstruation. Typically menopause is a gradual process that can take years and is different from woman to woman. It’s not the menopause causing the problems that’s the end of menstruation caused by the inability of the ovaries to produce the estrogen needed for a period. It’s the peri-menopausal stage that causes problems such as hot fl ashes, changes in hair, skin and muscle tone, brain fog, weight gain, rising blood pressure and
Men Of My Past, Present And Future....
1. I will not go out with a man who hasn't asked me out first.  2. I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting by the phone.   3. I will not date a man who isn't sure he wants to date me. 4. I will not date a man who drinks or does drugs to an extent that makes me uncomfortable. 5. I will not date a man who makes me feel sexually undesireable. 6. I will not be with a man who's afraid to talk about our future. 7. I will not, under any circumstances, spend my precious time with a man who has already rejected me. 8. I will not date a man who is married. 9. I will not be with a man who is not clearly a good, kind, loving person. 10. I will not be with a man who has anger issues and takes it out on everyone.   Yes I realize this will mean I will be alone, that's okay with me because the one man who can prove to me is worth my time will be the one worth waiting for.
Me Not You
Why? do I act like someone else? Am I not good enough to just be me? Why do I have to expose my body to get attention? Is my mind not good enough? Why do I act like a slut to get attention? Is this the way of the world that I must succumb to? Why do I lie to other human beings? And tell them what they want to hear so I can get what I want? Buy me a drink Buy me this buy me that and I will love you forever. Rate me 11 1/2 and I will be yours forever (LIKE HELL I WILL)
Men: Perfect Your Oral Technique
A magic tongue is one thing, but what you do with your hands can mean the difference between good oral sex and fantastic oral sex. Master these techniques and she'll love you forever... The classic Separate the vaginal lips with your fingers, find the clitoris and lick around the edges, slowly and gently. Then relax your tongue and wiggle it side to side and up and down over the clitoris and/or clitoral hood (depending on how sensitive she is). On orgasm, press your flat tongue against the clitoral head, continuing to lick, or simply let her push against you. Don’t remove your tongue until she says so - women’s orgasms last much longer than yours! The ice-cream Make your tongue flat and wide, like you’re licking an ice-cream, and start with long, slow, wet licks on the inner lips. Move from this into a swishing motion - imagine you’re catching the drips off an ice-cream. As your tongue swishes randomly, you’re now teasing the edges of the clitoris. Next, alternat
Men Please Read Rules Before Proceeding
Men Preference Of Thicker Women Or Skinnie Minnies
♥BlondeAquarius♥@ CherryTAP posed an interesting question in her blog, wtf?, wherein she questions why the same men who profess that they are wanting a thicker woman often times end up with a Miss Skinnie Minnie. My response to her was: Sad thing is.... men often say anything to get laid. Brutal, but true. Some... honestly do prefer thicker women, but the real proof is in the puddin' when you find out who they are really vying for. Some... have mothers or grandmothers or other relatives that are thick women and who they admire greatly. As such, perhaps, the real test to see how honest they are about their admirations for thicker women is to see who in their own family that they admire. It isn't a fail proof test, but it is an insight into who they truly are. :D Do you think that I was way off base????? or, right on target???
Men Part 2
I want to know why men think its ok to talk down to you when you are trying to poor your hear out dont they realize we are looking for encourage ment not critisism.
Men Please Read This...
Ok, I guess men still don't realize that there are some smart women here on Earth. And not to sound too cocky but I am one of them. I am tired of the games. I am 28 years old ok? Don't think that I'm one of the little girls you are used to messing with and talking with and getting your way with. I've been thru life a bit harder than most and along the way, I've learned to see straight thru the BS. So please don't come to my page thinking you can sweet talk me and get ur way...I'm not gonna cam for you, I'm not giving you my number, I'm not gonna be your internet hoe...sorry. It's a shame that so many women with low self esteem and low self worth have to be drawn into the web of lies that you men give to them just to satisfy your needs. Look, pop a porn into the DVD player and give yourself 10 minutes of self love ok? Leave these other useless woman to themselves so they can work on their own self love and esteem. But please know that I'm all over the game so leave me out of it please.
Men Please Read!!!
I know you all are tired of us women saying that men play games and all but I'm here to forewarn you men of the games that women play...I've dealt with many women causing drama cause of the "love' that I give to my friends here on Fubar. I'm not goin to name names but one woman in mind particular.. She seems to go after the men who have reputable careers, ie. military, law enforcement, etc...I don't know if she looking for a sugar daddy or health insurance lol! But either way, she will come and leave u comments and sweet talk u til u start to fall for her and I'm sure many of you have her on ur family list so it's working! ;) But when someone like me comes along who just wants to show love to a friend I have made on here (as I only keep people on my friends list who are true friends to me and talk to me), and I show a lot of love being that I can't do it in person, she comes along and says that I am "advertising" myself. Case in point...I have a personal friend on here that I know in p
Men Part 2 With A Little Bit Of Life Sprinkled In
Well for the very few who actually read the first blog. An update for those who care.... Things are better now you know it has been a year in November since I seperated from my husband and oh how things have changed for me... He no longer stalks me from different profiles,,,at least I dont think he is LOL We talk cause for the children we do have to be civil to each other...That is all I ever want from him, now I have my apartment and I have a good job and I have the love of my children that is all a person could ever really need or want.. For all of you that read this blog..take care of yourselves and the ones you love cause after all that is what matters in life not the stupid drama people try to bring to it!!! anna
Men.....pay Attention To Your Women!!!! (dictionary)
men.....pay attention to your women!!!! (dictionary) Body: 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but it ' s a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants t
Men ! Please Help Me Help You!
What would your ultimate sight offer and/or include to make your adult fantasies realistically come to life? I am on a quest to build your personal dreams. No holding back now! Personal Message me if you like or email me at jennifer_vtl@yahoo.com
Men Please Read And Take Note
Ok so here is the deal...and maybe its just me being a bitch, but thats not unusual either. I am soooo tired of men on here, and the net in general that think they are "Mr Big" and that they are God's gift to women. Why do they act like that???. Like the person on the other end is just a play toy??? So I've decided that I'm gonna play the same way they do...the men do. I'm gonna play dirty. If that makes me a bigger bitch, then o fucking well. You'll have that. So if you're a guy, and you're reading this, please dont even start a conversation with me if you're going to try to play a game with me. Number one it will piss me off. Number two...you dont want me pissed off at you. I have this nice lil habit of saving everything......EVERYTHING. Enitre conversations, and pics if applicable. So be very careful...tread lightly esp if you are chatting, or trying to chat with several women at the same time. You never know, when you invite someone to your place of residence, mo
Men Punjabi Jutti
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Men Q & A
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window. Q. What do you call a hand
Men Quotes;-)
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. Rita Rudner This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' Judy Tenuta Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Tim Allen I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. Gwyneth Paltrow
Men Q & A
Men Q & A Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window. Q. What d
Men R Like
Men Are Like.... 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can’t believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Men Really Are From Mars!!
Men R Dogs
Men/relationships/work
Why does a man treat a woman a certain way until they meet, and then all the cute little things they did before just go away? Like the sweet little texts to let you know they are thinking of you... the calls just to hear your voice...all the things that mean so much. Why does a man call you every night and talk about everything or nothing at all and then once you meet boom, it' s like they forgot how to dial your number? Do men not like affectionate women anymore? Women who love to hold hands and curl up next to you and kiss alot? Is it too much work these days when men can feed their savage beast at any time, especially when women out number them. And why are there so many people unhappy with the one they are with, yet not willing to change anything to be happy? Yes, unfortunately I speak from experience. What really upsets me is that so many women take for granted what they have and don't appreciate it when there are so many, like myself who search and search and sacrifice their hea
Men R Better Friends Then Woman
Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Men R Assholes!!
yes, i'm gonna just generalize and say all of yuns! why is it a trend to lead women on and get them head over heels and then say, "oh, i like our friendship, and who knows what the future holds, but i'm gonna go fuck an old friend of mine this week, sometime!" this is the most recent assholish thing done to me by a guy....but i've heard this one b4! i even did this the "right" way...i took my time, didn't jump into anything at all. i have spent countless hours talking to him, enjoying every minute! he plays the bass and numerous other instruments for me (i find this very entertaining and i love to watch ppl play)! he made me think, he challenged my opinions, he made me feel special...just to tell me that we r just friends! i can handle that part, that's what we've been for almost a year...but it's the part he's gonna go fuck someone else...then we'll quit talkin' bc he's moved on...there isn't much to do, other than sit back and see what he does, maybe it's a jealousy/cold-feet tactic.
Men Rings
Mens Rings Rings for men Titanium wedding Ring
Men Ring
Men Ring Male jewelry rings Men wedding ring
Men Seldom Make Passes...
...at girls who wear glasses. [Dorothy Parker] ♥ Rochelle ♥
Men Suck
OKAY, I am getting sick of this over aggrestive shit. If I say that I am busy working or that i don't want to meet you at this time or that I just want to be friends or that i don't have a web cam or no i will not take a pic of my tits just for u to see...I MEAN IT, either accept the answer NO and still talk to me as a human being and stay my friend or don't accept the answer NO and be an asshole about it and be blocked and ignored by me. So the choice is yours. you keep bugging me about this shit, I will not put up with it!!!
Mens Rules
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympa
Men's Tools
Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, c
Men's Answer To Maxine
Men's answer to Maxine Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why
Mens Perspective. . .
Men See You As Choosy Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?
Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2005 winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
Men's Answer To Maxine
Men's answer to Maxine Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why
Men Suck Dick...
This is basically how I feel about men right now. ALL MEN suck!!
The Men's Club
Four disgruntled animals gathered in the meadow. "Since my marriage, I don't get to run with the herd as much," said the Stag. "Home life is like that," the Bear commiserated. "I only get time alone when I hibernate." "Try living with your wife in a little dirt tunnel," said the Otter. "It can be claustrophobic." "My kits have taken over the den," said the Fox. "It's murder. Murder." "Let's form a club," said the Bear. "The club for men. We'll do men-type things. First meeting's tonight by the pine tree." They all thought it a splendid idea. That night, the Bear, the Stag, the Otter and the Fox all met at the pine tree to do men-type things. "Okay," said the Bear, "Let's go get some honey!" "I thought we'd rub our antlers against a tree," said the Stag. "That's a manly thing to do." "I think we should go fishing," said the Otter. "Or at least watch a fishing program on TV." "I don't know about you fellows," the Fox broke in. "But where I come from, the men cruise fo
Men's Rules
Man Rules The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your gi
Mens Romance Novels
I think I'm gonna write romance novels for guys. You know, like womens novels, but geared for guys. Lemme ask something, why is it that womens porn(and that's what it is, written porn) is called a "Romance Novel", and for guys it's called Literary Porn. First off, most guys don't even know what that means, all they see is porn and get excited. Secondly, you can buy romance novels off the bookshelf in Wal-Mart, hell they're low enough for ten year olds to grab. But guys, we get ours in a magazine wrapped in black plastic that just screams "PERVERT!" and gets us looks at the counter. Wait a minute, guys don't read porn, we look at it, guess that settles that one.
Menstration
menstration surely you have finshed with your menstration by now..... but still driping your fluids into the mouths of the dead...........and the devastion that it brings is uplifting when your lies are so cleaver that no one would belive the truth . devour your fanstys that the poplous is soo devine ....and why do you where the contrdictions on your chest in my eyes vanity crys.. and the streets sleep alone tonite ....... we all fight the human condition with double edged swords and factory that produce our own damnation......... up and over and down again throught jungles and airports shearching for solitude ......but just put your hands bahind your head the gun as already in the back of your brain relax it will be all over soon......................................BANG!.........that tought was bearly conseved women and children pulsate on the ground opening new door ways
Mens Survival Kit! Lmmfao!!!!
Men Sex Facts
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumcised. Even though Paediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Men Strike Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men Strike Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. --------------------------------------------------------------
Men Strike Back! (just Kidding Ladies)
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedd
Men's Restroom Mural
Read before looking at picture Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC. The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects. The client was a company that was also run by all women execs.............The result.........well.....We all know that men never talk .never look at each other....and never laugh much in the restroom.... The men's room is a serious and quiet place...... .....But now...with the addition of one mural on the wall......lets just say the men's restroom is a place of laughter and smiles...
Menstral Cycle
My day started off good until my wife got up. She jumped on her menstral cycle and ran my ass over. Nag, nag, nag, nag.... biiittchh, bitch, bitch, bitch, biiittttccccchhhhhh
Men’s Night Out...
Men’s Night Out... A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So, the man agreed to try it and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john
The Men's Room
This is a question for the guys... Don't ask what made me think of this, but are there baby changing stations in public men's rooms like there are in the ladies rooms? If not, that's pretty sexist. What are you supposed to do if you are a single dad? Anyway, let me know!
Mens Advice
Men's advice to women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask u
Men Suck..
I am so tired of meeting men who just end up breaking my heart. I must have a target on my head. I suppose I should just not give a crap about anyone anymore. I was so happy with the last one...he even asked me to marry him, gave me a ring...then something happened with his kids and he told me he had to concetrate on them because they were first in his life. He said he would talk to me when he could...that was two weeks ago. He won't even talk to me online or anything....I don't understand and I am so dam depressed because I can't get past it. So here I sit wondering if we are still engaged or not! Is this fair or what?
Men Strike Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enou
Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer ? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------ --------- - ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. - ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- ------ ------------ --------- --- ------------ ---- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why do men fart more than w
Mens Brains
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. The saleswoman tells him, "$5/gram for women's brains, $20/gram for dog's brains, and $100/gram for men's brains." So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he asks the saleswoman, "How come men's brain's are so much more expensive than women's brains or dog's brains?" And the saleswoman replies, "Are you kidding!? Do you know how many men it takes to get a gram of brains?"
Mens/womans Ring
Hey Everyone..I Got This Idea Off A Friend Of Mine..It's Like A Contest But Not Really. All You Have To Do Is Reach 4000 Comments In Your Own Time And I Will Buy You A Mens/Womans Ring :)...You Can Do This In 1 Day Or A Month..Really Dosen't Matter. If You Are Intrested Just Send Me A Link To The Pic You Wish To Use!! Thanks x0x0x0x -Ash Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP
The Men Speak.
We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a P
Mens Rules
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come
~ Mens Chest Contest ~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. Contest will run from 1/14 thur 1/21 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
~ Mens Chest Contest ~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. Contest will run from 1/14 thur 1/21 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
~ Mens Chest Contest ~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Contest will run from 1/16 thur 1/23 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
Men Suck Dick!`
i am so sick of men who think your playin with them but there playin with you! they should all die and sgo to hell and us woman should protest and all become lezbiams!!!!! so to anymen who are thinkin about tryin to get with me back the fuck up unless youw anna deal witha hard core bitch!
Men's Rule's All Women Should Know
1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! 8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
Mensa...not
"It's that time of year to take our annual test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. How
Men Suck
MEN SUCK Guys are fools with too much pride they play their games then run and hide Do not give them your soul or heart for it will break and fall apart They feel only for themselves Keeping their hearts locked in shelves We talk freely of what we feel They hold back. Whats the deal! Men are puppets on a string pulled on rightly they'll have no sting Twist them around your little finger Teased and taught and left to linger They don't deserve a single thing They'll cheat on you with their ditsy fling and you will get thrown away while they run off to go and play So heed my words and don't delay the men are for looks and only for play You do your thing then move on because men are nothing to prolong
Mens Sexy Booty Contest
OK GUYS HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE IN A CONTEST THAT I WILL BE RUNNING AND I WILL BE GIVIN OUT A PRIZE TO THE TOP WINNER... THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS IN ALL #1 WILL BE DETERMINED BY 3 JUDGES THAT I PIC #2 WILL BE ON # OF PEOPLE THAT RATE YOUR PHOTO #3 WILL BE ON # OF COMMENTS I WILL DECIDE BEFORE THE CONTEST ENDS WEATHER OR NOT ALL 3 WILL GET A PRIZE OR IF ONLY THE TOP WINNER WILL!! SEND ME A MESSAGE TO LET ME KNOW WHAT PIC YOU WANT IN THE CONTEST AND AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH IN THE CONTEST I WILL START IT. LETS FIND OUT WHO HAS THE SEXIEST BOOTY OUT THERE :-)!! MUCH LOVE YOURHOOVERGIRL
Mensa Question
Here's a great MENSA riddle for you: You have two lengths of string, which although they are not the same length, will each take exactly 30 minutes for a flame to burn from one end of the string to the other. The strings do not burn evenly, so the position of a flame, as it burns through a string, will not afford you any specific knowledge of how much time the string has been burning for. All you know is that it takes exactly 30 minutes for a flame to burn from one end of each string to the other end. How can you use these two strings and matches to measure out exactly 45 minutes with almost perfect accuracy?
Men Suck!
I hate them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men Suck! Or Is It Just Me?
I find myself yet again getting news that an ex boyfriends engaged. Just like most of the other exs he was engaged to the girl before me and now to the girl after me. Why in the world did he skip me? Is there something wrong with me that no one will tell me about? How am i suppose to fix it if no one will tell me whats wrong with me? Maybe im just meant to be alone. Oh well thats something I will probably never figure out.
Men's Rules 2007
ALL RULES ARE NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toliet seat.You're a big girl.If its up put it down.I need it up,you never hear me complaining about leaving it down. 1.Sunday = sports 1.shopping is NOT a sport.and noI am never going to think of it that way. 1.crying is blackmail 1.ask for what you want.Let us be very clear on this one.subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Just say it. 1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.come to me only with a problem if you want help solving it.Thats what I do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem.SEE A DOCTOR. 1.anything i did six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1.If something I said could be interperted two way and one way makes you sad or angry,I meant the other one. 1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions neither do I. 1.All men see in only 16 colors,
Men Suck Big Time. Tired Of Getting My Heart Broken
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Men Suck
if you are dating someone should you lead on another chik, wouldnt you consider that wrong. do guys not think that someone is going to be pissed when they find out?
Men's Sexiest Chest
I AM GOING TO BE HAVING A CONTEST FOR MEN'S SEXIEST CHEST! I HAVE A FEW ENTERIES ALREADY BUT I AM NEEDING MORE. I KNOW THERE ARE SOME REALLY NICE CHESTS ON CHERRY TAP... I HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF THEM. GUYS COME ON! SHOW OFF WHAT YOU GOT! I WILL BE OFFERING BIG GIFTS AND THE WINNER WILL GET A 7-DAY BLAST ON ME. LADIES: IF YOU KNOW OF A SEXY CHEST OUT THERE, GIMME A LINK TO THEIR NAME AND I WILL INVITE THEM IN. HELP ME GET THE WORD OUT AND REPOST THIS FOR ME!!!
Men Strike Back (boy Do They Wanna Get Hurt!!!) Lmao
Men strike back! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
Men Suck Big Donkey Dicks
I am sitting here trying to work and i get a phone call...I answer professionally. A man on the other end asks for someone named Tammy. Of course I tell him there is no-one here by that name. It took me a minute to realize who this person was that called. I had met him on another website about a week ago. He gav me his number and i called. He got his jollies.....end of story. At first i thought it was funny so i yahoo'd him and told him he better match the right woman with the right number....i get an IM back saying WHAT.....stop harrassing me.....Oh then it was on.....in no uncertain unladylike words i told him where he could get off. Then the asshole calls me back on the phone and wants to know who i am and so forth...then proceeds to cuss me out....I DON'T FU***** THINK SO...DADDY DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL HERE...AND DON'T MESS WITH A TEXAS WOMAN...SHE WILL EAT YOUR LUNCH AND GO BACK FOR SECONDS......needless to say his name and attitude are posted all over my page as a warning....BITE T
Men: Stay On Her Good Side
Subject: Man uses math to save his life Man who knows his math. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out the window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half
Mens' Mistakes During Sex
Mistakes Men Make During Sex (C'mon, you know you wanted to know. Plus, this is funny as hell.) 1) GOING RIGHT FOR THE "GOOD STUFF" Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5)
Men Still Just Don't Get It . . .
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the wife to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Mens Room
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Men's Rules For Women (lmao)
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again! Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and
Men's Rules
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Mens Rules For The Ladies!!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Time to let the men have some rules on us ladies. If it offends you don't read it and suck it up whiners!! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 7. Crying is blackmail. Additional Details 8. Ask for wh
Mens Rules
Now, I dont really agree with all of these, but they are funny, so I had to post it - enjoy - Russ Ok, for the ladies, a little peak as to how (some of) us men think. The guys...You'll get a good laugh, and you can pass this on to all the women in your life. It wont make your life any easier, but at least you can say you tried. :) lol ---Russ ----- Original Message ----- We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are the rules! Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you! Live with it. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1.
Men See Me As...
Men See You As Understated You are an intreguing mix of girl and woman. You're feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men. Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don't know you. You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know well How Do Men See You?
Mens Love Poem By A Friend
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Men Sightn
Me Nsfw
Yes Ladys my Folder called ME NSFW is open now for my friends dont look if you dont like NSFW Pics ;-)
Men Suck. This Is To All Then Men Who Want Perfect!
*************************************************************** I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall or short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry... if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. **********************************************************************
Me Nsfw... On A Dare
Posted a quick snapshot of me naked a couple days ago on a request. Not really the type of thing I would usually do, but hey, whatever right? Anyways, I was told I didn't have the guts to make it open to my whole friends list and announce it. Well here's the announcement. It'll be open to my friends list for about a day. Don't go there unless you wanna see me naked... you've been warned, I don't wanna hear any complaints.
Men's Best Friend.
Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing. One day, I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for Sex. My court case comes up next Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted; I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old." He replied, "You must have been a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifesty
Men Suck
No offense to any of you, but anyone with a cock between their legs needs to remember ONE thing. Women are emotion driven creatures We are sensitive and need your compassion and understanding. Don't treat us like a maid. Don't treat us like we're your mother, then expect us to desire you. You can't have it both ways Respect gets you everywhere. If you want a maid, look in the yellow pages. If you want a mommy, GO HOME. If you want sex, find yourself a whore for all I care. I swear, if it weren't for my children, I'd leave this God forsaken shithole. Unfortunately, I can't leave my kids, I know I would die of a broken heart. And for all that, where would I go? ok I'm done now, needed to vent.
Men Strike Back Finally
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's an "evolutionary thing" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch?
Men Strike Back!
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Becaus
Mens Only Survey! Please Fill Out For Me
1. Whats the longest amount of time you have ever been in a relationship? 2. Have you ever been in love? 3. What do you consider as a wifey? 4. What are 3 things you look for in a female? 5. What attracts you to a girl? 6. Where would you take a girl on your guys first date? 7. What is the sexiest thing about a female to you? 8. What makes you jealous while in a relationship? 9. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend and if so why? 10. What type/style of girls do you like?
Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss R
Men's Ideas Of Humor
> When girls don't put out!! > This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a > sense of humor! > > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so > much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have > never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > > FOR EXAMPLE: > > One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. > > Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel > like it, I just want you to hold me." > > I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" > > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... > > "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me > to satisfy your physical needs as a man." > > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who > I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" > > Realizing that nothing was g
Mens Answer To Maxine
I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine. MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the ov
Men's Fighting Styles
This is an article by David Zinczenko A relationship is like a cable TV package. There's plenty of comedy, plenty of action, and maybe even the occasional bit of dirty programming on demand. But there are also a lot of dead spots on the dial that you wish you could just skip over. Those dead spots typically come as the relationship equivalent of the WWE channel - highly predictable fights, skirmishes, and verbal sparring you've seen too many times before. These fleeting spats and lingering problems can wound a relationship. The source of relationship fights certainly varies from couple to couple; in a survey of more than 2,000 men for my book "Men, Love & Sex," 38 percent of men said they fight about money, 24 percent said they fight about sex, 13 percent said they fight about in-laws. While what you fight about is certainly important, so is how you fight. Fight nicely and you can solve the biggest of problems; fight nasty and the cap on a tube of toothpaste can turn int
Men's Ads
When the boot is on The other foot it is no easier Looking in the Men’s Ads You’ll find them even sleazier Finding men in the Personals Is a minefield to be truthful But here are a few pointers, Which may be thought useful Chose a man Well Educated And knowledgeable too You will spend a boring evening As he patronizes you He may modestly claim To be only average looking Meaning that from his ears And nose there is hair sprouting If he says he is a sensitive man Means he cries to readily And if he is very sensitive Means he is gay, definitely If he likes to cuddle means He’s insecure and very scary Huggable means he’s overweight And also rather hairy If he claims he is good looking He is arrogant rather And if he says he’s mature Means he’s older than your father A “Free Spirit” will perform With a variety of subjects And “Friendship first” is fine As long as it ends with sex If he claims he has an athletic bent And is fit, physically Then he certainly
Men Suck
I WONT TO NO WHY GUYS TREAT US LIKE THEY DO THEY PLAY US AND USE US AND THE HURT US AND THEN THEY TREAT US LIKE TRASH WHAT THE FUCK IM IM TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING JUGGALOS YOU PLAY US LETTES LIKE SHIT AND YOU NO WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE IM SO FUCKING SICK OF IT GROW THE FUCK UP
Men's Answer To Maxine
Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine. MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. -------------------------------------
Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------ - ------------------------------------
Men Suck.
it's funny to me that all my blogs seem to be about men but I don't have a steady man in my life. I'm starting to think I don't want one. Have you ever just thought...that you sucked at being single? I suck at being single. I've never been a cheater so sleeping around is a foreign concept to me. Although, my number of partners has increased in the last 7 months since the husband and I separated. I hate the idea of NSA sex. Is it ever really that? I think guys are able to be that way and there probably are some girls that are...but...wow. I just don't think I'll ever have it in me to not want ANY strings. Sex is more than that to me...and since I'm not a whore it's not easy for me to just give it away to random people and not expect or want anything. There have been a couple people that I just wanted to have "relations" with, if you will...because I didn't want THEIR drama. But they wanted more. And the people that I DO wanna get mixed up with...only want to get laid.I wish there was a
Men Suck!!!
I hate to say this but men SUCK!!!! I cannot stand them right now..ecspecially a certain some one. He is an asshole.This week is a very hard week for me..Some may understand why others dont and thats how it will stay..he barely even acknowledged that i was here..didnt answer my texts..and all i want to do is cry my eyes out..because of him..i should be over him..its been 3 months since i said we were through with him moving and all..but when he comes into town it just feels like nothing was wrong between us and that nothing happend everythings back to normal..its not..i am still hurt and will be for the rest of my life because of him. so guys beware i am on a man hater rampage right now..say the wrong thing and i might snap...Once again men are ASSHOLES!!!!
Mens Top Ten
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"
Men's Translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated:* "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated:* "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST
Me Nsfw?? Ha!!
Put this one as NSFW content as well just to ensure it like my mum did not get deleted... Me NSFW? Ha! Ok I just got fubar mail saying that my old default pic and and the one next to it got flagged for being NSFW, mind u I have had these 2 pics up for over 2 months now and have had the fist pic as a default pic for over a month... I am completely covered in them and smiling sweetly I also have these 2 pics on my myspace account and one of them as my default pic as well. BUT according to what I read in the Fubar Bible it was flagged for being too sexual in nature... I didn't know wearing a tee-shirt and smiling sweetly is considered sexual in nature?!? I feel that the pics I have had up should of not been judged so harshly Am I wrong? Also please keep in mind that I have never put a completely naked pic of myself on here and never would!! If I have put any sexual in nature pics up I have always marked them as such and kept them out of my default folder like I have been as
Men's Rules
MAN LAW ­­­­­­ Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissi
Mens Nowledge Of Women
Top 10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
~men's English~
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = let’s have sex now. "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal f
Men Suck
Man I hate a certain guy on here, I always have to call his ass, I thought he was different from other men, but I am compelelty wrong about him, whenever I try to talk to him he ignores me in shoutbox, I always have to call his cell phone, he never calls me but only once or twice, should I hit him to the curb? I am sick of getting hurt and guys playing mind games, I'm not a little damn kid, I'm 26 years old looking for somethnig real! It just pisses me off that they can return the favor and shit..
Men's Answer To Maxine !!!!
Men's answer to Maxine. We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is, men's answer to Maxine! MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------ ------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clo
Menstrual Cycle Death!!! Please Read And Pass
Menstrual cycle death Body: Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: KIA-BOO Date: Oct 27, 2007 3:10 PM Menstrual cycle death!!! PLEASE READ AND PASS!!! Body: Thank you, "Women Destined for Greatness, Inc." Friend. This is frightening. Zion Oct 27, 2007 6:33 AM Subject: LADIES!-A MUST READ, MENTRUAL CYCLE DEATH (Repost) Body: LADIES!-A MUST READ, MENTRUAL CYCLE DEATH (Repost) Body: MENSTRUAL CYCLE-PLEASE READ! PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to operate. by the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain, the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was
Men's Answer To Maxine- Men Strike Back
I will probably catch heck for this one but oh well LOL Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men
Men's Health Smoothie Recipes
New Smoothie Recipes from Men's Fitness Magazine BRAIN BOOSTER SMOOTHIE The berries here aren't just super food for your brain; they offer an important cancer-fighting bonus. 1/2 c fresh or frozen blueberries 1/2 c fresh or frozen raspberries 1 c pineapple OJ 1/2 c low-fat vanilla yogurt 1 c ice BERRY BERRY SMOOTHIE Using all unsweetened fruit, this recipe delivers an antioxidant whallop without the sugar. 1/2 cup frozen unsweetened raspberries 1/2 cup frozen unsweetened strawberries 3/4 cup unsweetened pineapple juice 1 cup soy milk or 1% milk MEMORY AID SMOOTHIE This low-calorie smoothie is a good source of fiber, phytochemicals, and antioxidants. Blueberries in particular contain compounds that can help prevent cataracts, cancer, constipation, and memory loss. 1/2 c orange juice 1 pint nonfat vanilla or peach frozen yogurt 2 1/2 c sliced peaches 3/4 fresh or frozen blueberries MUSCLE BUILDER SMOOTHIE This mix fe
'mens' Jokes
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know.....it never happened) And the personal favorite:
Men's # 1 Rules{take Notice}
Men Rules You always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules and yes they are all # 1 Rules 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a
Men's Thoughts During Love Making
MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING *Kissing/Light Petting* What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!" *Undressing* What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" *Foreplay/Oral Sex* What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours." What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him." *Penetration* What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?" *Your Orgasm* What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance." What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" *Po
Mens Habit
" Your top peeves!"("Men repeatedly leave things like dirty socks on the floor coz they know that women will pick them up."Most women, not just the nonslovenly variety, assume that this is a purely self centered behavior. & guess what? we are right. So stop doing it!Real women rank men`s mind-boggling manners- in order of annoyance.......hate to chat on the phone.......think women long for marathon lovemaking.........tailgate like maniacs.......hardly ever change their sheets.......believe they need to win at everything......fail to ask for directions in the bedroom......leave the toilet seat up.......always choose comedies or action flicks over dramas......lose interest in making out a few mths. into a relationship......assume every guy who`s not one of his oldest friends is a loser...(Disturbing behavior, weird habits can work your nerves.")
Men Strike Back! ! ! !
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." --------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. -----------------------------
Men Suck
I spent two damn years with someone in a relationship that was going nowhere before I finally decided to give up and bail and what happens? He gets married 10 months later to a girl he was "just friends with" when we were dating. Why do I even bother wasting my time?
Men's Choice
Hey guys, I have to go to hear Mark's band practice tonight. If you remember that is where I got in trouble in the first place. Now I need your advice, should I wear (1) my sixth grade cheerleader outfit which is extremely tight on me, and my crotches sticks out under the skirt, and the top ends just under my tits, or (2) cotton shorts that tie up the side, with belly shirt. Which is it guys 1 or 2? I have to know by 5.. luv u Tara
The Men So Far....
I am hosting my first ever auction!!! I have had so much fun in my auctions that I thought I'd see what it's like to host one! I am going to host a males only auction this time & next time it will be women only but for now I need all the men who are interested in being auctioned off to send me a private message with what you are offering and a link to your photo! I am doing this for fun so there is no entry fee! I will of course be posting bulletins for everyone but please promote it for yourself as well! GET THE WORD OUT!!! I will notify you when the auction starts! I am hoping to start the 19th and run for 1 week ending on the 26th. Here are a few ideas of what you can offer if you're stuck: Owned by ____ in name for ___time Add to top friends for ___time Add to family for ___time Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm Link for your profile on my page for ___time Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments Pimp your frien
Men's English
1. I AM HUNGRY = I AM HUNGRY 2. I AM SLEEPY = I AM SLEEPY 3. I AM TIRED = I AM TIRED 4. NICE DRESS = NICE CLEAVAGE! 5. I LOVE YOU = LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
Men Shopping
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Brinkley, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Brinkley are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code
Men & Sex
well this is a bit awkward but my hubby has been reading up on women who squirt....LOL idk if thats for real though it looks like the women are peeing...LOL i have read myself it is true. Can anyone tell me if they have experienced this or tell me where i can find more info ? i mean when i cumm i cumm but idk about Squirting :) ty Peace
The Mens Rules They Go By
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "#1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anythin
Men's Health
Male Hormone Apparently Boosts Financial Success CBS News Interactive: Healthwatch WASHINGTON (AP) ¯ The hormone that drives male aggression and sexual interest also seems able to boost short term success at finance. But what seems to start out well can turn bad, with elevated testosterone levels over several days possibly leading to irrational risk-taking, according to researchers at the University of Cambridge in England. "If people want to get practical, it would be good for both banks and the financial system as a whole if we had more women and older men in the markets," said John M. Coates, lead author of a study appearing in this week's issue of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Such a change would produce a much more stable financial system, said Coates, a research fellow in the university's department of physiology, development and neuroscience. Coates and Joe Herbert studied male financial traders in London, taking saliva samples in the morning a
Men's Answer To Maxine
Of course I do not go along with these ;) Well most of them anyway! LOL MAX How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------
Mens Excuses For Ending Relationships
Okay, now I have heard almost every excuse in the book! Or so I thought! When my ex and I broke up his excuse was "Life is too busy." Give me a break, everyones life is busy!! So why do I miss him knowing that he is too busy for me. What is the best way to get over a man who had lame excuse for breaking it off? I know most of you would say get under another one. I am serious though! I could use some good tricks, this guy got under my skin! Any advice would be appreciated!
Men's Top 10 Sex Mistakes
Please let's have some comments on this interesting topic,I really like to know what you think.Is the author right in saying what she did? Once again I have being cautious and made this a NSFW I dont think it is!!! 1. Expecting her to orgasm with intercourse alone. Very few women have orgasms with intercourse alone and they need manual or oral stimulation which takes some time before they will orgasm. 2. Smelly sweat isn't sexy. If you want her to enjoy sex, take good care of your hygiene and always shower before sex. (An exception might be when you are both sweaty -- back from the beach or gym.) 3. Jumping straight out of bed and turning on the television. Or worse, falling straight asleep. Women need to feel loved after sex and want to be held and spend some quality time just being close. Also: Women's top 10 sex mistakes Tell us your experiences4. Be careful when using expletives. Women can be shocked and shut down. Talk about words that are go or no-go when you a
Mens Answer To Maxine
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------- -------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at th
Men Suck
Freaking men suck all of them including the ones reading this. I swear I start to think that things are looking good and it all comes crashing down on me. Another lieing cheating bastard for a so called boyfriend. Go figure that I pick the guys that are going to screw me over every damn time. Someone please give me a freaking break.
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Men Shall Feel My Wrath
Feelings How useless they are What is the point of having them if you only get hurt in the end Gonna make myself numb All men will be slave to my passion but none will have my heart For I gave it up too easily and now will keep it under lock and key I will make all of mankind feel the pain I do All of the males in the world suffer like i have at the hands of the For I have been feed candy and lies so long my tongue is but only able to taste sweets I need a bitter taste again The truth of words can sting more then the lies but I would rather the truth at this point Vengeance? Maybe so but no one will get my soul again
Men Stuff =)
So all of my friends are settling down, having babies, husbands, and whatnot... but not me =) I'm doing the "career" thing, but I have been thinking of some traits that I would/will want in my significant other... -- The first date. If you come to my door with flowers, necklaces, candies, watches, purses, and/or all kinds of gifts I will shut the door in your face. That is fake. On the first date you do not know me. So do not shower me with shit to get me to like you because I want you to do something special because you like/love me as a person not because you think it would be sweet. On the first date you will not know me enough to like/love me. -- Friends. Friends are a very important part of my life. Some nights I will want you to go out with your boys and I will go out with my girls. Do not call me 458 times asking me what I am doing. I will not do that to you either. Trust me. -- Trust is very important to me. I do not have time to sit around and be jealous or worry abou
Men's Pearls Of Wisdom‏
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing
Mensa Invitational
Here are the winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between t
Men's Rule Book For Women
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1.Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1.Crying is blackmail. 1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1."Yes' and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. And its okay. 1.If something we said can
Men Sux
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of e
Mens Rules For Women!!!!
The Man Rules  At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down   Finally , the guys' side of the story. These are our rules! Men are NOT mind readers.  Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports, It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.   Let it be.Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
Men's Rules
Now for the men's rules.... We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE.   1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.  1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.  1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.  1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.  1. Crying is blackmail.  1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:    Subtle hints do not work.    Strong hints do not work.    Obvious hints do not work.    Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.  1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.  1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what y
Men's Age As Determined By A Trip To Wal-mart.
  Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Wal-Mart. > >      You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint.  You have your old work clothes on.  You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. > >      Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. > >      Depending on your age you might do the following: > >      In your 20's: > >      Stop what you are doing.  Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes.  Check yourself in the mirror and flex.  Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane.  And you went to school with the pretty girl r
Men Stories
> Men Stories> > 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a shit".> > 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. > > 3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."> > 4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, "because I am trying to examine you."> > 5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony > shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What'
Mens Thought Pattern
heres another thing that annoys me about men,  my hubby for example. He has knowen this chick for 12 years at work and it wasnt till roughly 2005/2006.  He started talking about her on going . Basically 24/7.  She is on the union committy with him and adam.  And bad mouths her, saying what a ho she is and cant understand why she got married. Yet if he feels this way why in hell must he talk about her every dam day.  I told him hes up cessed with her he denies it. I got to see her in action and yes this chick is a ho big time.  I feel sorry for her hubby. Any how got to know about her and see her in action.  and honestly I dont want to hear about her 24/7.  I  have told hubby this over and over and over. All he ever says is shes nothing for me to worry about.  He has many woman were he works and yes he does talk about others, but not like her.  And he cant understand why I get upset?  Hell I go visit my friend todd whos in a wheel chair one a year,  talk to him on the pc and p
Men’s Mentality And Why Women Don’t Or Will Never Understand
IF YOU CAN'T READ SOMETHING WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED THEN DON'T READ THIS! HOPEFULLY THIS IS EDUCATIONAL TO SOME WOMEN AND HELPS THEM UNDERSTAND THERE MAN, IF NOT THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU. I would like to start off by saying women you are book smarter than men are, and some women are common sense smarter also. Womens brains are so complex that they don't know how to control all the complexities at one time. It is a proven statistic that 85% of women have a mental disorder. When you ask us what we are thinking you honestly don't want to know what we are thinking, because when we tell yall what we are thinking you get all pissed off at us. Then if we lie to yall you know it and you want the truth but we know that the truth will offend you so we don't want to tell yall. When women ask men what they think of an article of clothing you are asking the wrong person that is what your girlfriends are for. You have to remember you are asking the same men that smell there clothes before
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Men’s Tuxedos
Tuxedos are meant for those special occasions when you need to look your best. Have you received an invitation to a black tie event and aren’t sure what to wear? Black tie events call for a certain type of attire and do not allow too much flexibility. Maybe you have a wedding to attend and wish to have heads turn. Well, tuxedos can be the answer. Tips on Choosing Tuxedos Choosing a tuxedo does not have to be a nightmare, if you keep some simple tips in mind. Tails: This depends on your height and shape. If you are tall, have a fairly good physic and long legs, a tuxedo with a tail is just the thing for you. However, if your body is more rounded and you aren’t very tall, tuxedos with tails can be highly unflattering. Single Breasted Tuxedos: When choosing a single-breasted tuxedo, the number of buttons woul
Men's Earrings
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Men's Swimwear From Around The World
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Men's Tata's Can Get Cancer Tooo..let's Kick Some Cancer Azz
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Men Suck!!!
before you read this i will warn you that it is just another scorned woman venting so all men that dont wanna b booty hurt exit now. why? why do men lie, why do they cheat, why r they mean? Because we let them. they lie cus they know they will either get away with it or we will question it and they will b so mean n yell n threaten till we drop it. why do they cheat? cus they r whores...... well not all of em but 80% are. they cheat cus they are so self centered that other ppls feelings mean nothing all that matters 2 them is what they want how they want it and when n where they want it everything else is put on back burner. n why r they so mean? because its a way of controling its a way 2 end a arguement because if they r mean enough we will either cry.....leave.....or eat it 2 make it stop sooner than it would if we stuck up 4 ourselfs. why is it so bad when hes mad? cus we r srtong n we dont have 2 eat thier shit n they know it so when we stick up 4 ourselfs it pisses thier
Men’s Mentality And Y Women Don’t Or Will Never Understand
IF YOU CAN'T READ SOMETHING WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED THEN DON'T READ THIS!  HOPEFULLY THIS IS EDUCATIONAL TO SOME WOMEN AND HELPS THEM UNDERSTAND THERE MAN, IF NOT THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU.  I would like to start off by saying women you are book smarter than men are, and some women are common sense smarter also.  Womens brains are so complex that they don't know how to control all the complexities at one time.  It is a proven statistic that 85% of women have a mental disorder.  When you ask us what we are thinking you honestly don't want to know what we are thinking, because when we tell yall what we are thinking you get all pissed off at us.  Then if we lie to yall you know it and you want the truth but we know that the truth will offend you so we don't want to tell yall.  When women ask men what they think of an article of clothing you are asking the wrong person that is what your girlfriends are for.  You have to remember you are asking the same  men that smell there clothes before
Men's Honesty
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.      When he cried out, the   Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you  crying?"     The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the   axe to make his living.
Mens Egos
Why are men so silly about some things? My boyfriend and I are currently looking for bi or bi curious males( on another site we belong to) to join us.  We get all sorts of responses from guys who act interested. For some reason when it gets right down to it, they hem and haw and can't commit to even a simple yes or no answer. You are either into it or you're not. Very simple. The problem is that men are too embarrassed to admit that they may have sexual feelings towards another guy.  That is just plain silly.  In my opinion, if it's ok for two women to play then it is perfectly fine for two men.  I don't get the double standard at all. BI men UNITE!!!!!! lmao
The Mens Guide To The Whispering Eye. ( Entry 1)
This is the first of many blog entries. There is going to be a whole series of these. I am the type of person that people come to with relationship problems. Probably because I am a straight-forward person with a realistic outlook on things. I decided to put together a composite of different situations that males often find themselves in and later wonder what they did wrong. (By no means am I saying this about all males.) We know you have a past. We know you have a past so do we but unless we ask. We don't want to hear about it! A problem that I see happen constantly is men open their mouths about stuff they had done with past females. Its nothing personal honestly but you have to think about it this way. Do you really want to hear about how good your girlfriends ex fucked her? (I know there are some kinky bastards who actually get off on this; but chances are you are not one of those people). Leave the past in the past if you want a future with this person. Females, chances a
The Mens Guide To The Whispering Eye. ( Entry 2)
Do these pants make my ass look big? She's getting ready for a party and these dreaded words slip through her pretty pink lips. Your mind starts racing and you break into a cold sweat.  Yes, ladies want a truthful answer but sadly some can't handle the truth. (this goes for both sexes). Don't lie to her and send her out dressed in a way that may later embarrass her. Lying will also come back and bite you in the ass. If the outfit is really unflattering try a more gentle approach (something that will still get you laid that night). Suggest she change into something you know looks good on her. Tell her you find her utterly sexy in it.
Men Suck
i'm hating on men today. i have so had it with them. everything all great when things r going their way but when we (women) start doing what we want to do we r whores, sluts, tramps, trollops and everything else under the sun. it's ok for a man to do what ever he wants to do. i am tired of that bull.
Mens Swimming Trunk
  Because men swimwear do not need to hide the breast, but only cover the lower body in general, there are one-piece. Not elaborate the design is less than for women. A colloquial term for cock jocks are not influenced by the application form, the overwhelming sea of ​​bread. Brief types - high degree of freedom legs. Bikini, shorts are often referred to as boomerang. Swimming, fitness, lap is relatively abundant in both types. Uncontrollable shaking of the thigh for the hip, the swimming competitions in recent years to compete with players, but has declined to wear, because it is the least expensive Renai area less dough. Sun because it ruins the shape of the buttocks along the lower abdomen, tends to be preferred as a swimsuit during tanning. The thicker the sideline, near the short boxer design also enhanced the fashion. There is also a swimmer wearing Ri more prevalent in the past, time has caught on to wear down too much for men's bikini-type mounting position, had a
Mens Brief Buying Guide
First, style: swimming Mens trunk_Mens brief_swimwear peace angle triangle is divided into two categories, currently very popular, the style should choose according to personal preference.Second, the waist height: can be roughly divided into four types:(1) waist: usually designed for boxer swim trunks, it is almost eliminated, so the market is not much.(2) normal waist: straight angle triangle can be, more like swimming trunks, usually for the public's choice, but I think it is more suitable for Boxer swimming trunks.(3) low-cut: most of the design for the triangle, because triangular swimming trunks designed to look good low-waist than normal waist, straight angle to have, but Swimming trunks will become very wide, unsightly. Low-waist swim trunks show trend, is gradually overshadowed the normal waist swim trunks Because the triangle has become increasingly popular.(4) hipster: usually show some thigh triangular swimming trunks, swimming trunks, this is more suitable for open-minded p
Mens Swimming Trunk
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Men Something To Think About
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN
Men Something To Think About
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN   i just read this in another blog , its very true!
Men's Designer Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the mens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men's Punjabi Jutti
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men Sherwani Jutti
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men's Jutti
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men's Sherwani Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Men's Traditional Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com
Mens Designer Clothing, Mens Jeans
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Mens Suits- Do You Understand The Importance Of Leaving Impeccable First Impression?
Man is natured to protect and preserve his boundaries and status with whatever means possible. Dressing is a second nature as it becomes a very important part of grooming and getting more presentable. Clothing is the outer skin that helps define your refined standards, careful choice and a class of expression. Looking good and wearing the best outfits give us the confidence to stand out among the crowd and also be taken seriously. Gentlemen who believe in being impeccably dressed wherever and whatever be the occasion can now find solace in the fact that superior marksman and tailoring standards will come to their rescue in fitting them with an outfit that is an example of personification and helps accentuates your identity. Mens Suits are among the very finest of dressing that is comfortable and comes with cuts, fabric and patterns to make you adorn yourself with finesse in a kingly manner. The best of outfits are a result of careful labor and accurate styling so that you get the most
Men's Moncler Ski Down Jacket Gray Black Online Sale
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Mens Fashion Im Home. Gibt Es Sie?
Ich las einen Artikel über Dämmerung Touchscreen zu einer neuen Zeile in Haushalt, liebte U Love Green, von einem Heimanwender entworfen und ich den Blick. Me, ein Mann aber klar, dass alles, was die Designer gemacht für Frauen ist. In Home Frauen Clubs, Zeitschriften, Modenschauen, auch ein Thread alle auf Damenmode basiert. Ich begann mich zu fragen, warum nicht Männer haben nichts davon? Ich erinnere mich an einen Thread, der versucht, Herrenmode aus dem Boden, aber es starb. Es war der Männer entspricht dem Thread "Ladies Fashion Runway" gestartet von Joanna_Dark. Warum hat der shop herrenschuhe online schweiz Thread sterben? Warum gibt es wenig bis gar keine Berichterstattung über Herrenmode in Haushalt? Ich glaube, es liegt daran, dass nicht viele Entwickler gibt es genug Geld von den Männern auf die Mode verbracht fühlen. Nun, dies ist ein ungeprüftes, ungebildet, unwissenschaftlich Vermutung, aber ich glaube, das ist der Grund. Die meisten Entwickler das Gefühl, dass die Jun
Mens 400, Clocking 44.37
Barclay Goodrow made sure Kingston Frontenacs winning streak came to an end. Michael Turner Womens Jersey . The Brampton captain scored twice and added an assist Thursday as the Battalion beat Kingston 4-1 to hand the Frontenacs their first loss of the Ontario Hockey League season. Brennan Feasey and Nick Paul added their first OHL goals for Brampton (2-2-1). "It feels great to start the weekend on the right foot," said Goodrow. "They came in here undefeated in their first three games so it was nice to put an end to that streak." Goodrow opened the scoring with a short-handed goal at 10:56 of the second period. Goodrow moved down the left wing off a turnover in the neutral zone and fired a wrist shot past Frontenacs goaltender Colin Furlong. Brampton added to its lead a little over four minutes later when Feasey redirected Zach Bells point shot. The Battalion went up 3-0 on another deflection a mere 1:22 later when Goodrow notched his second of the game, tipping a Dylan Blujus shot whi
Men's Hockey Team Skills Competition: Australian Is The Strongest
Three Olympic medals table position is the most solid Australian men's hockey team, the Netherlands, Germany, Spain traditionally strong teams there are always ups and downs, ups and downs. The London Australia can continue to hold the position of the medal standings?     The Australian men's hockey team won the gold medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics, won the bronze medal at the Sydney Olympic Games and the Beijing Olympic Games. But the team quarterfinals team has been firmly keep only one team in the medals table, we can see the team level of stability.     Traditionally strong teams among the Dutch team place, but the team the results have a downward trend in the past three Olympic Games: Sydney Olympic Games gold medal, silver medal in the Athens Olympic Games, the Beijing Olympic Games is not to win a medal, ranked fourth. Another strong German team never Athens linear upward trend: Athens bronze medal, gold medal, previously unknown in his lead Spanish team jump to r
Menschen Neigen Dazu, China Handys Zu Kaufen
Handys haben in letzter Zeit ein viel gr??eres als nur Ger?te zu sprechen. Sie haben bereits wachsen zu einer integrativen Bestandteil aller unserer Lebenszeit, die der Grund, Menschen, die das Handy haben st?ndig beobachten kann ist sein. Sie sind in der Lage, um die wichtige Arbeit von Daten-Dateien bei Ihnen zu Hause verlassen, werden sie seine Autoschlüssel zu ignorieren, sie k?nnen sogar ihre besonderen Frauen oder Freundinnen mit scheuchte Kaufh?usern vernachl?ssigen aber sie werden nicht einmal ausfallen, um die Handys zu erinnern. -dual sim handy android Diese Handys sind so vertraut mit nur einen Versuch Gesicht und auch reagieren zu charakteristischen jetzt erweisen sich als so reichlich und mit der Funktion, dass Sie eine komplette Musik-Player eingebaut, die wiederum führt audio besser und auch noch lauter, wenn erworben verglichen mit typischer Musik begeisterte Spieler. Die hohe Aufl?sung Kamera im Handy gew?hren kann fast jede Fotokamera eine Art durchzuführen, um sein
Men's Ice Hockey World Championships - Sweden 5-1 Gleaned From Its First Championship In Switzerland In 2006
2013 Ice Hockey World Championships in Stockholm, Sweden ended, and the hosts Sweden successfully to win the championship. Darling of the hosts in the final 5 1 pummeled the Swiss team, they succeeded to win the Champions League. This is Sweden since 2006 Shouchang the world champion. cheap nhl jerseys This year's Ice Hockey World Championships, the participation of 16 teams, divided into two groups first group stage. Finnish team, group stage 6 wins and 1 negative ranked Group H first, followed by defending champion Russia 5 wins and 2 losses, but once they lost 1 to 2 French team, which is not a small group stage upset. U.S. team and Slovakia team breakdown the group thirty-four. In the S group, team, Switzerland, Canada, Sweden and the Czech Republic team rounded out the top four, eight teams advance to the quarterfinals. Slovenia and the Austrian team in the bottom of the two groups, in 2014, they were down into the first level A group.Vancouver Canucks jersey Swiss t
The Men's Rules ...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are OUR rules:Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:* Subtle hints do not work!* Strong hints do not work!* Obvious hints do not work!* JUST SAY IT!1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your gir
Mental Freedom
At a crossroads as to what I should do My mind wants one thing my family wants another My thoughts and feelings are so misconstrued Every time I think about it, it seems like such a bother. I feel like if I go one way I hurt someone on the other end No matter what I do, there is nothing I can say A person out of my life with each action will send. Should I go back or should I stay here, What would happen if I decide not to choose? Losing someone in my life is something huge I fear, My life will be different if anyone of them, I loose. A decision must be made soon I still am not sure what to do I fear that any choice I make will make me into a loon On these, my mind must continue to chew. In the end, the decision is up to me Though each bit of advice will be held in my mind Each loving “I miss you” is a delightful treat All of these things though do not fully bind. Though I will have my friends and family always What I have to do, is what feels right to m
Ment To Be
Our meeting was more than fate. God knew you were my soul mate. Your timing is never wrong. Now we share a bond so strong. Our time together means so much. Each moment intensifies the need to touch. Your love has reached my deepest soul. Longing for you to daily hold. May our love and need continuously grow. Forever, LOVE, NEED, PASSION to each show.
Ment To Be
Our meeting was more than fate. God knew you were my soul mate. Your timing is never wrong. Now we share a bond so strong. Our time together means so much. Each moment intensifies the need to touch. Your love has reached my deepest soul. Longing for you to daily hold. May our love and need continuously grow. Forever, LOVE, NEED, PASSION to each show
Mental Hospital
> One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim > suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool > and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped to save him. She swam to the > bottom and pulled Jim out. > > When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she > considered her to be mentally stable. She went to tell Edna the news and > said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." > > "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to > rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of > another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind." > > "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his > bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am > sorry, but he's dead." > > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon > can I go home?"
Mental Notes...
Hi Ya'all! Well here we are... another rainy stormy day in Ohio... I swear that somehow we have switched zip zodes with Seattle! Today is just another Saturday... making candles, doing laundry and of course cleaning my house! Nothing unusual... Have I mentioned that I think the entire world should be a nudist colony??? LOL... Whatcha think Dave? *grin* Laundry is the devil... I don't care what anyone says.. .it's the freakin devil! I just don't understand where it all comes from! Oh yea... for anyone who's interested in a good country CD... I just bought Jake Owen's new CD... and it's fantastic! Well my fever is back... so I guess it's time to maybe somehow sneak a nap this afternoon... To all my Cherry friends... *SMOOCH* Lets talk soon!! :) Love, Sherrie
Mental Masterbation
The most exciting thing I did today consisted of going to Literotica website and reading some sex stories. Yeah I find that way more stimulating than looking at pictures or watching nasty DVD's cuz you have to use your mind and picture what is being said. Porn is so overrated its not nearly as good as a good story written for people to read. I can replay that story in my head for later use too...Its a gift I have how I can remember these things later on while lying in bed and conjure up what i read earlier that day, last week or even a year ago for that matter. It still works. Great mental stimulation. Great mental masterbation!!! WOOHOO!! does anyone else do this or am i alone in this world?
Mental Illness
Mental Illness Stigmatized Criticized Ostracized For the scars upon our skin From self-mutilation We deal with the constant urges on a daily basis We deal with the pain and hurt from the past,present and even our future within Yet were continually put under a microscope for dissection Yet all we need is a helping hand Someone whom won't be our judge,jury and excutioner Someone who'll give their all to try to understand We, like everyone else need loving affection Sure were afflicted with a sometimes lethal affliction Stigmatized Criticized Ostracized From a society whom fails to hear our cries But swift to past judgement Mental illness isn't talked about much I try to keep the faith that society is just too out of touch Out of touch with the harsh reality of this disease Most of us feel we have to hide Therefore we keep our feelings bottled up inside The cutters wear long sleeves To cover and shield the to
Men, The Good The Bad And The Bizzar
I know im not alone when i say that women find men just as confusing as they find us, perhaps its a language gap , or a gap caused by society; whatever it is we gotta deal with it. The first and most important lesson men should learn (yes i said should not must) is that pushing away is NOT HELPING !!!!! When u push us away for whatever reason we automatically assume we said or did something to upset you, which 9 times out of 10 we did not but as a whole society teaches us we must be nice, sweet and all that other shit. Secondly, but no less important COMMUNICATION, and no guys this does NOT mean taking us to the movies just so u dont have to speak to us for 2 hours, nice thought tho.....we women thrive on being able to talk to our men, why is it you think we seems to understand one another..(no its not a link at birth to all women)its just the way we are...... Now please understand we love you, well for the most part anyway, but as im sure you'll agree there are things on
Mental Ability
Heather's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can divide by zero (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Mental Disorder
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Manic Depressive You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed. ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) Paranoia What mental disorder do you have?
The Mental Ward
The walls closed in and everything around it feels pushed and pressured like my mind is strained by the questions of the judges. Shaking, bobbing, relentlessly thrown everything away only to be brought back by the wall is applied worse, stupefying, and chilling. Horrid breathing brought by the pain. Horrid echoes brought by the fear. Horrid whispers brought by the sorrow. Horrid memories all brought forth by the end. Horrid images all brought forth by the fury. The pain as I felt it was creeping me inside and out of my body as I feel the abuse and molest. Heavy, heavy breathing as I look upon roof for mercy. I cling onto the wall hoping there would be a glimmer of hope only to find darkness at the end of the tunnel. The fear as I was crawling on my knees looking for mercy hoping it would be given on my behalf but no I am not given any instead retribution is presented as a gift from the heart. Such relentless assaults are mocked by each blow echoing the
Men That Would Never Hit A Woman.
A new friend told me I might not like him once I see his pic's. This is a part of the reply I left for him. I liked it so much, I figured I'd write it down and share it with those who care to read it. ENJOY! I've been treated really horrible by men, abuse wise. I'll try to write a quote to explain how I feel. "The most handsome man in the world can hit just as hard as a not so handsome man. However, the man with the kind heart and handsome inside, no matter what his looks may be on the outside, wouldn't hit a woman in the first place". November 15, 2006 EL'LYNN ROSE I liked that so much i decided to quote it, I'm gonna put it into a blog. I write sometime and the name I use to write under is EL'LYNN ROSE The EL coming from my real first name which is Laurie, I'm spelling the L as EL, the LYNN comes from my middle name. The rose comes from my favorite flower :) ♥ Cherry (that's my nick name, has been sense I was 14 lol)
Mental Mind Fuck
I am who you are when I was myself wanting to be you inside me before them as you can see who they are within themselves as they are before us while we are together. Umm Yea. I'm on beer number eight and still able to communicate to some degree or another. I seem to be losing a few words here and there though. I'll probably find them burried beneath the pile of cans in the morning. How you all doing out there? Everyone doing good? Somebody get me a gin and tonic. Is this thing on? No respect. To the soul without a body and the emptiness therein, this Bud's for you. Name this song: "My body belies me, I'm a fertile mind." Good Luck! -Robert
“mental Warp”
“Mental Warp” Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face It's telling me I don't belong with the human race He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep I give him my soul, my body he can keep Reaching just above me , I see my pillow's there But yet I have no head, my head is on the chair I'm staring at my body, I look as if I'm weak So give me back my soul, my body you can keep Sitting on my lawn, it’s just before dawn I listen to the screaming, another life is gone I'm playing with the children, children of the dead My mother say's their evil, my daddy he gives a shit Their eyeballs are bloody, their skin is ever pale Their askin me to follow, I shall, I shall They dress me as a clown, I'm screamin as a loon We dance upon the cemetery, underneath the moon Here I come there I go, I'm a night walker I'm starin at you sleepin through your window like a stalker I'm taping on the glass, I lick it with my tongue I notice that the house is vacant, I'm starin at n

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