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I am just as naughty as anyone I have ever found....but seriously....if I have never talked to you....the last thing I want to see is your dick. Someone checks out my profile, I go for a visit to theirs. Take a gander at their pics and bam! Cock shots. Like really? Just out there for the world to see. It's rather pathetic. At least leave something to the imagination. If I have already uncovered the package without the buildup.....boring!!!
To top it...most dicks look the same. Some are smaller, some are bigger, some are wider, and some are just plain pitiful..but the basic form is always the same. I'm not going to look at your dick and say oh damn, that makes me want to touch myself. And any girl who tells you that....is probably lying to you. Haha.
May sound silly, but what makes me want to touch myself...seduce my mind. No hey baby...no hey sexy...or any of that shit. Fuck, if I want to be talked to like a prostitute, I'd put myself on the street corner and charge idiots for that shit.
I have no clue why I wrote this, it just hit me as I saw the 10th dick on the site today...and I can't differentiate between a single one of them. Haha!
