NuckinFuklehead's blog: "wtf am I doing"

Mindless dipshit that I am....

I take my dog out for a walk. It's a beautiful day and the dog is actually letting me take him for a walk instead of him taking me for a gravel spin on my face. ( He likes to lead the walks which usually turn into runs and I'm lucky I haven't ended up being dragged behind an 80 lb Pit Bull/Bull Mastif puppy like an old western being drug by the horse) Anyways, we get back home, come through the front door to find my 8 year old cat on the landing in the foyer. The dog spots the cat, corners the damn thing and my cat goes into attack mode. This dipshit 10 lb cat decides that it's a freaking ninja cat and wants to take on the 80 lb pain in the ass huge dog. The front door is wide open (my cat likes to make runs for the door), the dog is pawing at the cat who is scratching back. So what does my dumb ass decide to do....duh duh duuuuuuuh duh....save the fucking cat. So in trying to separate the stupid cat and the bohemoth dog, I get in the middle and go to grab the cat. The cat decides to grab my leg with it's fucking claw and my hand with it's fucking teeth. The dog has this sheepish grin on it's face as it sits there still pawing and further pissing off the cat. Get a handle on the cat, toss him down the stairs, slam the front door and take the dog upstairs to his kennel.

Dog +1

Cat +1

Me- completely fucked up with the scratches and bites to prove it.

That fucking cat is on it's own.

:)