Jim decided to propose to Lisa, but prior to her acceptance Lisa had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her at maturity with the breasts of a twelve year old child. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.
Jim looked Lisa in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as a newborn infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
Lisa and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.
Jim whisked Lisa off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Lisa put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of a newborn infant!"
"Well yes, it is.... 6 pounds, 13 ounces, 17 inches long!"
