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Morph Contest Ends Today At 2 Pm Central Time
Best Morph Contest! I'm doing a Best Morph contest! I need 10 to 20 people for it! Contest will start 5/03 At 2 p.m. Central thur 5/09 at 2p.m. 1st , 2nd and 3rd Place will get 2 gifts each! Everyone else will get 1 ! 1st Morph is..... with 7355 comments! 2nd Morph is...... with 3667 comments! 3rd Morph is...... with 396 comments! 4th Morph is....... with 318 comments! 5th Morph is...... with 57 comments! 6th Morph is..... with 5 comments! 7th Morph is...... with 4 comments! 8th Morph is...... with 4 comments! Comment Bomb and Self comment bombing is allowed! Want to enter send me ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it For you! Thanks Maria ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wif

Morph Contest Is Closed Winners Are....
Morph Contest Winners Are....... 1st Place is......Wins Porsch and Beer Keg! with 7362 + 44 = 7406 2nd Place is......Wins a Corvette + A Beer Keg! with 3692 + 31 = 3723 3rd Place is......Wins a Ring + A Beer Keg! with 396 + 4 = 400 4th Place is...... Wins Earrings + A Beer Keg! with 318 + 11 = 329 And everyone else in contest will get a Dozen Roses + A Beer Keg! I want to thank everyone in the contest for having a good and fair contest! Thanks again Maria

Morph Contest
BEST MORPH CONTEST Best Morph contest. Looking for 20 contestants. The contest will start Sunday, May 20,2007 at 6pm EDT. The contest will end Sunday, May 27,2007 at 6pm EDT. Send me a PM with the link to the pic you wish to use. I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP RULES Contest begins 5-20-07@6pmEDT and ends 5-27-07@6pmEDT. Comment bombing and self-comment bombing allowed. 1 rate=1 comment so be sure and tell everyone to rate also. GOOD LUCK TO ALL PRIZES 1st-SILVER MOTORCYCLE 2nd-ROLEX 3rd-DIAMOND EARRINGS *PRIZES WILL BE PAID OUT DURING HAPPY HOUR* THANKS GABE~BIG G~ CT HUSBAND TO MANDY I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP

Morph_central Yahoo Group
OK I created a Yahoo group where every morpher or person that wants one can join. There is also a Morph of the Month contest. It's just opened, so I hope it does well. :) http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/morph_central/

Morph Me Contest -read Instructions
I want to see how good your creativity is, I am challenging you to make Me a morphing picture, if your picture is the one I choose as favorite, I will give you a pimping gift of my choice... Now now boys and girls.. here's the picture I want you to work on. Feel free to post your creations on this blog for Me and everybody else to see.. I wish I could create a separate album for the contest but... no picture space right now. I will do that in time, once I have the space for them. Here's the picture I will be running this challenge till June 30th, so you have enough time to think and pick your morphing image!!... I can't wait to see!! Love, kisses & spanks Always Mistress M

Morphing Photos
I have found a excellent program for morphing photos. I have been looking to find one but really looked and got one because I saw another member that wanted help to get a photo morphed. If anyone else would like to know about it please email me and I will let them know what it is and provide a link to download it plus a little extra bonus to make it work better.

Morph Contest
Ok, to all the people who like my morphs, or just are bored and want to help out a friend, I have entered the morph I did of one of my good friends into a best morph contest, bomb the hell out of it people...:D When I last looked I was 700 out of first place, but they are a big family, so I'm really surprised it's going this good and I honestly appreciate every bit of help that has been sent my way, thank you. If there is ever anything I can do to repay it, just let me know and if it's in my power, then it's yours. Love all of you, you are all great, and thank you for your support.

Morphs
Hey peeps hows it going out there in CT land..Hope everyone is having a great day first of all. TYVM to everyone that nailed me on my birthday..i apprecite that. I have a vast collection starting in my default file of morphs created and might have more coming soon....so if anyone wants one created please feel free to drop me a line let me know what ya want and i'll get er done. Im havin a lot of fun creating these... still learning about besides GIFS....making them into different formats. Also stop by anytime and check out my profile and sign my guestbook..... Thanks

Morphs Created By K.o.w. New Morpher July9 Th.
' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awesome New Kingdom of Wolves Morphs Created,by our very Own Master Morpher,SpiritWolf,Here are His Various Morphs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here are New Kingdom Morphs an Friends of The Kingdom of Wolves. a>

Morph Contest!!! By Buster
Hello Cherry Tappers, I want to host another contest. This is open for gals and guys... Morph Contest with a twist... you must use 3 or 4 pics to make your morph like the one below... will start on Monday July 16th at noon, run thru to Monday July 30th at noon... Rating goes by total number, not percentage. 1 is the same as a 10. Anyone down rating contest pics will be blocked.... Comment bombing is allowed, you can even comment bomb your own pic... Comments are part of the total score so bomb them all you want. Example: If comments = 1000 and rates = 150 then your total score equals 1150. So if you or are interested in entering the contest, please contact me via private message. Please send me a link to the pic you want used or a link to the page and I'll rip the pic... If there are enough contestants there will be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place awards. Would love to give a Mansion to the first place winner... but i have to have a good turn out to do so...

Morphs N More
Glad everone is enjoying the morphs and reflections ive been creating here lately lots more coming soon. To those who havent checked out all the morphs ive done pop on over and take a peek. Soon on the list i will be creating tags for ppl when i get requests in for them. Also dont forget ya wanna morph or reflection or tag created let me know what ya want and i'll have it up and ready for ya.....thnx

Morph Contest Ends Today
I just want to let everyone who voted for me in the contest a big thank you very much, the contest ends today at 5:00 pm ET, so if you want some easy points and help me out some more please do so. here is the link again...

Morph Pic For Me???
Ok, so I want one of those cool morph's that I keep seeing on here...and I have tried to do it myself but it NEVER turns out right....can someone with skilled hands help me out...or just make one for me?? LOL Much love! MUAHZ

~morphing Challenge~
THE CHALLENGE: Morph Me! RULES: 1. Make a morph of me to whatever you want.. Doesn't matter who you use. I would prefer a celebrity but it is not mandatory. 2. Post this morph in reply to this Blog. I will be checking daily for new submissions. 3. There are three judges that will judge the best and determine the TOP 3 entrees. 4. The finalists will be judged and the winner will be decided at later date (this date will depend on how popular or how many entrees we have) 5. The deadline date for all entrees will be announced on Sept. 3rd. THE WINNER: The winner of the challenge will get a private webcam "date" with me. In person for 1 hour. The date will not go over an hour. There will be a timer set up. During which time you can ask me whatever you want. No restrictions. It will not be a "cybering" type of date. So don't ask me to take my clothes off or to show you any part of my body in the nude. Good luck and have fun!

Morph Me Please
I would love it if someone could take one of my pics and making a morphing pic outta it for me! Please?! Morph me into a dragon or a fairy...or no! A VAMPIRE! YES! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA okay that was kinda corny...oh well anyways...let me know if anyone could do it?!

Morph Us For A Blast Contest.
Just want to see how Talented some of you can be. make a Morph of and for the show and We shall give away three blast for the top 3. How will the winners be picked. Mike and Roy Will Pick the top three to battle it out by comment votes which the Morphs can be found in our photo files under Show Morph Contest. As always We can change the rules as need be to fit the best needs of all. Any Changes will be posted below here. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Changes are as followed. This Contest Has Been Canceled. However If You Make Us A Morph And We Use It As Our Default Photo. We Will Pay You In A Blast. How Big Depends On How Well Mike And Roy Like The Morph

Morphers And Designers
Just an Idea, thinkin of putting together a family on Fubar of Paint Shop Pro Users and Morphers..... This will not be a bombing or a leveling family but a family of designers to share ideas and blank tags with one another .... and possibly help and teach new users.... if you think you might be interested drop me a line in a private message .... if i get enough responses i may just go ahead and start one

Morphs For Giggles
Love to see what others can do with morphs so for giggles and a token of my appreciation anyone interested in morphing pics letting my pics open to all using one of my pics morph it into whatever you feel my personality is and will return the love in the form of a gift to you for the work. Can't wait to see what can be done !!! Hugs

Morph? Banner? .......
Hey All, just wanted to let ya know , if you're interested in havin a morph done or a banner for your lounge/page, let me know , all I ask is that you rate n comment before ripping ( of course showin more luv would be nice but it's not expected lol ) So, if you'd like to have a morph OR a page banner, let me know! THANX AND LUV TO ALL! ......... JADE

Morph Requests?
if you've requested to have a morph done and it hasn't been done yet, please contact me. I'll need to know what pic of yours that you want me to use for your morph(PIC MUST BE LARGER THAN A THUMBNAIL PIC PLEASE), along w/ either a pic OR some ideas of what you want your pic to be morphed in to , if you don't have any ideas then let me know and I'll choose something that'll work for ya...thanx......Jade :hugzz: :D

Morphs For A Sign
Ok so here's the idea... and I did this before I deleted my page on CherryTap before it changed names again. I'll make a morph for a sign.... Only catch is you must be in the picture. The better the picture (if any partial nudity or whatnot), the more elaborate the morph and so on. I can do multiple pictures and some on my list still have the ones I made. So if interest let me know. Also... Buy me a drink, I never get any lol. Wally :)

Morphs
I RELLY WANT A MORPH I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH THE PC EITHER ...SO IF THERE IS SOME 1 OUT THERE WHO READS THIS ...CUZ I DONT EVEN KNOW IF IM DOING IT RIGHT!!.LOL,.......PLEASE RIP ONE OF MY PICS AND MORPH IT INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL FOR ME PLEASE ..................ILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL AND Rate and comment ya everyday 4 the rest of my life..........lol please please ....xoxoxoxoxo

Morphing Contest!
GIVING AWAY A THREE DAY BLAST TO THE BEST MORPH. PLEASE SEND YOU PICTURE AND WILL INFORM THE WINNER ON CHRISTMAS DAY AT 5 P.THIS WILL START TODAY AND END ON THE 25TH. RULES 1. ANYONE CAN ENTER 2. PLEASE MAKE PICTURE RIP (THANKS) 3. TWO JUDGES INCLUDING MYSELF 4. NO NFW PICTURES PRIZES ARE: 1 ST PLACE IS A 3 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE IS PLATINUM CHERRY 3RD PLACE IS A TROPHY JUDGES TOTS68 @ fubar AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON DIVA~PROUD MEMBER OF THE INDEPENDENT BOMBERS @ fubar KATHY BRATTY BYTCH @fubar SPONSORED BY TOT68 @ FUBAR

Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: http://full.pca1.fubar.com/52/36/756325/1981446654.gif (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their

Morph Contest
I seen a morph contest and I decided to join it. Was being judged and I can handle NOT comment bombing lol When I entered they said judging.. now its to the most comments. I dont wanna win like that.. Im in a HH giveaway My comments are reserved for that and I wouldnt have entered the contest if it was for comments because my comments are reserved. lol just skip it if you see a bulletin runnin around about it... I dont like it when ppl change up shit like that. xo

Morphs
if you like the morph of my pic and you have looked at the ones on my page and would like to get one for your self they will be going on sale as of the first of the year at 2000 a pop, and a shout out to us on your page. just shout box me and then email me the pic you want morphed and into what Happy new year Jess Owner and founder of TureLycan FreeLance Bombers

Morphs For The Ka-tet
Ok, folken, I've decided that, for the new year, I'll make the members of the tet a free morph no questions asked. You pick your pics and I'll do the work. Just let me know which ones you want and I'll take care of the rest. If anyone else is looking for a morph, I'd be willing to make it for you but it will have to be first come, first serve and my Ka-tet comes first regardless. Long days and pleasant nights to all, Dinh Raven Lonewolf. The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Morph Contest
The Morph Contest will begin tomorrow Saturday, January 12th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! The Contest will last for two (2) weeks and will end on Saturday, January 26th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! RULES! Please!! No Drama of any sort will be tolerated!! Comment Bombing & Self Bombing a must!! READ CAREFULLY CONTESTANTS!! Level 8 and Up Members with Salutes may Comment Bomb your Contest Page!! Fake Accounts & Newbies are NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT THIS CONTEST!! Monitors will be watching to see that everyone is Playing By the Rules!! Those Members NOT Saluted and are caught Comment Bombing will be Blocked from Helping you in any further!! I wish everyone the best of luck!! Please Comment this Posting, so I know you have read the rules and understand everything expected of you!! - - PRIZE - - The First Contestant to reach 50,000 Comments will End the Contest & Win 1,000,000 Fu Bucks

Morph Contest!!!
The Morph Contest will begin tomorrow Saturday, January 12th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! The Contest will last for two (2) weeks and will end on Saturday, January 26th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! RULES! Please!! No Drama of any sort will be tolerated!! Comment Bombing & Self Bombing a must!! READ CAREFULLY CONTESTANTS!! Level 8 and Up Members with Salutes may Comment Bomb your Contest Page!! Fake Accounts & Newbies are NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT THIS CONTEST!! Monitors will be watching to see that everyone is Playing By the Rules!! Those Members NOT Saluted and are caught Comment Bombing will be Blocked from Helping you in any further!! I wish everyone the best of luck!! Please Comment this Posting, so I know you have read the rules and understand everything expected of you!! - - PRIZE - - The First Contestant to reach 50,000 Comments will End the Contest & Win 1,000,000 Fu Bucks

Morph Contest (update)
By request of some of the Contestants, I am going to allow anyone that is Level 6 (Twisted Fu) on up to Comment Bomb you! There is no restrictions for those Level 6 on up, so those Saluted or NOT can Comment Bomb without worry of Disqualifying a Contestant!! With less than a week left before this Contest draws to a close, this will help out those who's friends & fans do not have an Approved Salute! Let me reiterate!! Self Bombing is Allowed, there has been a lot of misunderstandings about this so let the games begin!! LOL Remember!! This Contest is set to end on Saturday, January 26th at 12PM Pacific Time / 1PM Mountain / 2PM Central / 3PM Eastern Time! As stated before!! The first Contestant to reach 50,000 Comments on or before Saturday, Jan. 26th, will win One Million FuBucks! In the event no one reaches 50,000 Comments at the time the Contest ends, the Contestant with the most Comments will win their choice of 500,000 FuBucks, OR a 7-Day Blast! Who wants to be a F

Morphs
i have a friend, and she does one hell of a job making morphs, her name is: Jamie Owner of BIG Girls Rock Lounge & Watercowboy's sweetheart aka '»-(¯`v´¯)-»Sugar Hips w/Sexy Lips«-(¯`v´¯)-« j_sexy_voice@yahoo member of Tequila Sunrise Bombers' http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1076633 check her out, she is great, give her a shout, im sure she will make you one.

Morphalicious(thanks Johnnydevil & Amnesia)
..sometimes good people get overlooked in the swarm of drama and selfishness that sometimes overcomes Fu and real life...good people should not be taken for granted nor their accomplishments and work overlooked...ever...period. So with that in mind, this awesome morph-maker took it upon himself to make me and mine a special morph for Valentine's Day and didnt even ask for anything in return...imagine that around here?..so with that in mind, I bring to you this Fubarian, and he'd be more than happy to make you all somethin as well, all ya have to do is ask...:D ~Morpheus01~" Extreme Morphs"@ fubar .....this bit of happy bought to you by: A m N e S i A@ fubar & Johnnydevil@ fubar (repost of original by 'Johnnydevil' on '2008-02-14 21:31:22') (repost of original by 'A m N e S i A' on '2008-02-14 21:33:05') (repost of original by '~ Echo Angel ~' on '2008-02-14 22:04:32')

Morphine- Tupelo Honey
HOLD ON, I FEEL THE PRESSURE AND ITS KILLING YOU. HOLD ON, DISCONNECTED FROM THE LIGHT I THREW, LIKE A DROP IN THE OCEAN. NOTHING CAN CHANGE IT, I WISH I COULD CHANGE IT I FEEL YOUR PAIN, LIKE ITS HAPPENING TO ME WHAT CAN I SAY, THAT COULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY BUT I WILL BE YOUR MORPHINE, YOUR MORPHINE SEARCHING FOR A SANCTUARY EVERYWHERE BUT HERE WHEN I WOULD COVER YOU COMPLETLY LIKE A DROP IN THE OCEAN NOTHING CAN CHANGE IT, I WISH I COULD CHANGE IT I FEEL YOUR PAIN, LIKE ITS HAPPENING TO ME WHAT CAN I SAY, THAT COULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY BUT I WILL BE YOUR MORPHINE, YOUR MORPHINE i FEEL YOUR PAIN LIKE ITS HAPPENING TO ME WHAT CAN I SAY THAT COULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY I FEEL YOUR PAIN LIKE ITS HAPPENING TO ME BUT I WILL BE, I WILL BE YOUR MORPHINE MWAH MWAH I LOVE YOU MATT....

Morphs
i am looking for a free easy to navugate place to try to do some morphs. ive 2 that were done for me, and my daughter loves them. would like to make a few more to show her and make her laugh. any suggestions? pe feel free to contact me...thanks

Morph My Bare Feet!
Question of the day: What's the deal with the profile avatars that morph into celebrities? IS this to help me imagine I'm talking to Brad Pitt when really it's Joe Dirt from the smelly trailer park down the street? LOL! Why compare yourself to a celebrity when you're not! Oh, I know fantasy is fun, but I can accept you a lot more if you're a little fugly and admit it; versus that avatar that screams "Brad Pitt might look something like me if he ate a whole bag of potato chips every day!!!!" I know, I'm a mean bitch. I did, however, discover the joy of walking barefoot today. I usually hate bare feet, and all feet in general, but the trip to the laundry room was a lot nicer without shoes on. All light, airy, and fancy free! Stay real!

Morphs
=== 'OneSexyAssBiotch' wrote the following at '2008-07-02 11:35:47'.. > > > > > > > > rockstar instrumental ludacris kid rock r kelly > > > > > I am Makeing Morphs For Fu Bucks Shown Below Are Some Morphs I have Made They Are 5,000 fu bucks each to help me get fu bucks for spotlight etc..Contact me if you would like a Morph !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Morph's For Retart's
Yesterday I made and sold a guy on here a morph,only charging him $20.000 for a top quality morph....What do you think of it? Here was out shout convosation.... `NeVauNdaS...: ?? `NeVauNdaS...: so do u just take my money and run or do i get the morph I paid for `NeVauNdaS...: c this is the pic I wanted you to use `NeVauNdaS...: but i did say I wanted my eyes to match up ->`NeVauNdaS...: you never said what pic so i used the best one `NeVauNdaS...: that's why I said I wanted my eyes to match up `NeVauNdaS...: THERES* `NeVauNdaS...: i wanted the main pic used,thes an oridinal in the folders `NeVauNdaS...: but you used the wrong pic ->`NeVauNdaS...: http:... `NeVauNdaS...: found it `NeVauNdaS...: what profile? ->`NeVauNdaS...: all done in default on other profile hope you like `NeVauNdaS...: ok cool ->`NeVauNdaS...: i have it here i'll snd it to my profile `NeVauNdaS...: is there any way your gonna get that 20 k i just sent? `NeVauNdaS

Morph Pic Prices And Details
Thanks to all my friends that were brave enough to let me practice on my morph learning. Second I have gotten better and with software updates and more new software I can be more precise and different on my work. 1000 FUBUCKS( per picture I use for the morph, if you would like to make you a morph, I am totally aware there are others on fubar that charge a ridiculous amount of fubucks. That's them, I'm different. I will take fubucks, bling, blasts, etc as payment. I will give you some examples: This is a one picture morph... 2,000 fubucks *kinky wild kat* This is a two picture morph... 4,000 fubucks ~SoUtHeRn CuTie~

Morphing Pictures, Sparkling Pics, Etc...
Ok, well... I was sitting here, and bored... So I decided to rant about these as well. Why the hell do people put up these pictures that morph them from themselves to a picture that SOMEONE ELSE did? I mean, come on... For fuck sake man, Atleast be ORIGINAL! that, And all of these stupid ass pictures and HTML comments that fucking sparkle and do little cheesy ass effect that anyone can do. It's really lame, and doesn't make you look mysterious, or magical, or even any cooler for that matter. I have room to talk, Because all of my photos are OF me, done BY me, with NO special effects whatsoever. ALL hand drawn on photoshop. None of these shitty "lens flares", or anything sparkly and stupid. So please. Stop it. You're wasting good Fubar server space.

Morphs By Chaos
Morphs By Chaos... Do you want a morph? Well then you need to hit up Chaos! 2500 - 5000 Fubux ~ for each Morph... Send 3 friends whom get a morph done ~ Get Yours 1/2 price!* Send 5 friends whom get a morph done ~ Get Yours Free!!* (*) Once All morphs are paid for you may then order your half price/free morph. You can get a free morph just by agreeing to advertise Morphs By Chaos ~ Including Reposting Bullys, Posting Blog & Using A Morph As Default for at least 3 days every 2 wks (Ask Chaos For More Info On This!!) Morphs By Chaos EXAMPLES *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Custom Skins By Goddess Do you want a custom skin, or are you looking for a new look? 7500 - 25000 Fubux will get your own new & personal custom skin! Price will depend on the amount of time spent on the skin. EXAMPLES This Notice Was Brought To You Today By: ¤ Chaos GØÐÐ€§§ ¤

Morphs Who Makes Them Let Me Know! Asap!!!
If anyone knows how makes cool morphs can someone make me one for Halloween I want some scary and wicked let me know thanks. I will give some fu bucks If I have to or bling or a gift shop present! Let me know thanks xoxo *-ALi's Pure Angel-* aka Andrea

The Morpheus Machine
The Morpheus Machine The mind shines it’s brightest When it dances on the razor’s edge Burning with intense white heat Strain against Morpheus’ invisible hedge A barrier of solid sleep Promising dreams of softness and sweet But the mind flies, a sliver streak Ignoring the demands of the exhausted meat A needle’s point piercing the darkness Intense with concentration, a burning drive To focus, to cleave the cold ice An incessant desire to stay alive A thousand pin-points begin to burn Each with it’s own inner fire An offering of pure consciousness Burning on the mind’s sacrificial pyre Images flare, hallucinogenic bright As the optics begin to waver Struggling against the fog of sleep An addiction born to savor Rolling waves of inaudible thunder Shattering with an invisible flash Echoing colors of intense purity As the mind’s matrix begins to crash Morpheus spreads the covers of sleep But the mind burns too strong Yet Sleep holds a patient

Morph Made For Me
Since I cannot add anymore pics or stash I wanted to share this awesome morph created by Lord Wolf who is owner of the new leveling group I joined. Thank you Lord Wolf for this wonderful morph. Great job!!!!

Morphs Promotional Tags Skinz, Lounge Skinning And Graphics
Ok I have decided to follow a friends advice... I make morphs and comment tags ( for lounges for instance to promote them) So I have decided to put it out there for everyone that I will make a custom profile pic morph/animated pic or comment tags for blasts, vip membership, auto11's, and other blings. Anyone who gets me a VIP Will get all 100 11 rates daily as well durring HH. SB me or PM me for more info if interested. Will also make custom graphics for lounges or and make skins

Morph Pics
set up a folder and mark it pics for morph and put up to 4 pics in it and let me know when it is ready and all i ask is that you rate my pics then add me as a friend if you haven't already the folder is set to private then i will load it and you can rip it from my pic folder ok if you would like more then one mark the pics in order 1-4 5-8 9-12 and so on ok and please save your 11's 10's are fine for me this site limits the size the pic can be so i am limited to 4 to a morph people animals whatever but 4 pics total per morph

Morphs For Rates!
Hi fu-barians my friends! If you rate 100 of my pics, you get a morph. Once you've rated 100 of my pics, send me a private message and include the pics you'd like morphed. I'm sure I'll be quite busy with the morphs, so please do this as it may be very difficult to look for your pics for you. If you don't send the message, you might not get your morph. The only thing I ask is that you have fun! ENJOY!!!!

Morphine Song Lyrics
"Morphine" Featuring Brad Buxer, Bill Bottrell, & Jon Mooney. Written and Composed by Michael Jackson. He got flat baby Kick in the back baby A heart attack baby I need your body A hot kiss honey He's just a bitch baby You make me sick baby So unrelying I'm such a swine baby All down the line daddy I hate your kind baby So unreliable A hot buzz baby He's one of us baby Another drug baby You so desire Trust in me Trust in me Put all your trust in me You're doin' morphine Hoo! They got place baby Kicked in the face baby You hate your race baby You're just a liar Your every lick baby Your dog's a bitch baby You make me sick baby You soul survivor She never cut from me She never cut baby I had to work baby You just a rival Always to please daddy Right up and leave daddy You're throwing shame daddy So undesirable Trust in me Just in me Put all your trust in me You're doin' morphine Go'on babe Relax This won't hurt you Before I put it in Close your eyes and count to ten Don't c

Morre Ramblings
Its amazing how bad can happen but somthing good can happen jus afterwards I loose on person and I can many more as friend and fellow pagans and wiccans and it leaves me feeling inspired i Know the last few blogs ive done on looking at life has been like this *be thank full for what you got and remeber if you can have somthing somthin as good or better will come your way* but Icant help but say jus hang in there even in the darkest moment is some hope even your enemies of now may by some beautiful mirical be a friend of tommorow it just takes time and the ability to put the past to the past and forgive but for now i wish all of you good blessings and lovly moments in your lifes so it may make you strong for those dark moments in life blessed be

Morrigan
Morrigan Morrigan is a triple aspect goddess. While this implies a virgin, a mother and a crone figure (in this case, Nemain as the virgin, Macha as the mother and Badb as the crone), Morrigan is sometimes portrayed as three crones. As Debi has also said, she is an immensely strong figure, and as a protectress she "empowers an individual to confront challenges with great personal strength, even against seemingly overwhelming odds." Samhain is a hugely powerful time of year for Wiccans. It is the end of the old year and the beginning of the new. It celebrates the fact that through death comes new life - whether or not they believe in reincarnation, Wiccans share the belief that at this time of the year the veil between the worlds is at its thinnest. Indeed it is these "between" times that are so powerful in this religion. Dawn and dusk are between night and day and are important for that. That is why the Morrigan - a Goddess associated with battles and war and death - is the

2morrow My Pets
2morrow I go see HP and the OOP im so happy,i just hope they didnt leave out too much cuz the book is very detailed! anyhoo i best go finish the half blood prince so i can read deathly hollows on the 21st woot wooot

Morrnings Lol
Every morning I wake up and get my kids up than make 2 phone calls lol lol you would think I could remember my buttons on my phone since i do it every morning 1 is my voice mail 2 is tink (home)3 is tink(cell) 4 is Jess !!!!! Those two I call every morning so first phone call is to tink and his cell how ever I always hit the wrong button 2nd one is to jess and everyone calls her star well i have another friend her real name is starla and people call her star . you guess it i always hit the wrong button on that one too lmao lmao !!!! You see how blond I am in the morning ! So needless to say when i first wake up in the morning i am scary with a phone in my hand lmao lmao lmao !!!!!!

Morrissey - I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone So now you send me your hardened 'regards' When once you'd send me 'love' Sincerely i must tell you Your mild 'best wishes' They make me suspicious I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone The pressure to change, to move on Was strange And very strong So this is why i tell you I really do understand Bye bye I don't mind if you forget me No no no no no no no You can only be strong for so long It may not eat you but it will beat you So this is why i tell you I really don't understand This time Rejection is one thing But rejection from a fool Is cruel Rejection is one thing But rejection from a fool Is cruel And i don't mind if you forget me I don't mind if you forget me

Morris & Esther
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars - and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter is 50 dollars - and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By go

Morris & Lou Anne
At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. A gain he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more. When the newly weds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the doo

The Morrigan (also Known As The Morrigu)
The Morrigan (also known as the Morrigu) was the shape-shifting Celtic Goddess of War, Fate and Death. She also presided over rivers, lakes and fresh water, in addition to being the patroness of revenge, night, magic, prophecy, priestesses and witches. Her name is interpreted in various forms..."Great Queen," "Phantom Queen" or "Queen of Demons." She was said to hover over battlefields in the form of a raven or hooded crow and frequently foretold or influenced the outcome of the fray. The Morrigan was often depicted as a triune goddess whose other aspects were manifested in the Goddess Badb (meaning "Vulture" or "Venomous") and the Goddess Nemain (meaning "Frenzy" or "Fury"). The Morrigan was one of the Tuatha De Danaan ("People of the Goddess Danu") and she aided in the defeat of the Firbolgs at the First Battle of Magh Tuireadh and the Fomorii at the Second Battle of Mag Tured. The Celts believed that, as they engaged in warfare, the Morrigan flew shrieking overhead in the form

Morrigan By Danielle Dee
Morrigan by Danielle Dee The Morrigan is a goddess of battle, strife, and fertility. Her name translates as either "Great Queen" or "Phantom Queen," and both epithets are entirely appropriate for her. The Morrigan appears as both a single goddess and a trio of goddesses. The other deities who form the trio are Badb ("Crow"), and either Macha (also connotes "Crow") or Nemain ("Frenzy"). The Morrigan frequently appears in the ornithological guise of a hooded crow. She is one of the Tuatha Dé Danann ("Tribe of the goddess Danu") and she helped defeat the Firbolg at the First Battle of Mag Tuireadh and the Fomorians at the Second Battle of Mag Tuireadh. Morrigan Origin The origins of the Morrigan seem to reach directly back to the megalithic cult of the Mothers. The Mothers (Matrones, Idises, Disir, etc.) usually appeared as triple goddesses and their cult was expressed through both battle ecstasy and regenerative ecstasy. It's also interesting to note that later Celtic goddesses

The Morrígan
The Morrígan by Danielle Ní Dhighe Copyright © 1996, 1997 Danielle Ní Dhighe All Rights Reserved - May be reposted as long as the above attribution and copyright notice are retained The Morrígan is a goddess of battle, strife, and fertility. Her name translates as 'Phantom Queen,' which is entirely appropriate for Her. The Morrígan appears as both a single goddess and a trio of goddesses, which includes the Badb 'Vulture' and Nemain 'Frenzy'. The Morrígan frequently appears in the ornithological guise of a hooded crow. She is one of the Tuatha De Danann (People of the Goddess Danu) and She helped defeat the Firbolgs at the First Battle of Magh Tuireadh and the Fomorii at the Second Battle of Mag Tured. By some accounts, She is the consort of the Dagda, while the Badb and Nemain are sometimes listed as consorts of Néit, an obscure war god who is possibly Nuada the Sky Father in His warrior aspect. It is interesting to note that another battle goddess, Macha, is also associated with

Morrissey - I Like You
Something in you caused me to Take a new tact with you You were going through something I had just about scraped through Why do you think I let you get away With the things you say to me? Could it be I like you It's so shameful of me, I like you No one I ever knew or have spoken to Resembles you This is good or bad, all depending on My general mood Why do you think I let you get away With all the things you say to me? Could it be I like you It's so shameful of me, I like you Magistrates who spend their lives Hiding their mistakes They look at you and I, and Envy makes them cry, Envy makes them cry Forces of containment They shove their fat faces into mine You and I just smile Because we're thinking the same lines Why do you think I let you get away With all the things you say to me? Could it be I like you It's so shameful of me, I like you You're not right in the head and nor am I And this is why You're not right in the head and nor am I And this

Morrissey - The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores
You must be wondering how The boy next door turned out Have a care, But don't stare Because he's still there Lamenting policewomen policemen silly women taxmen Uniformed whores, They who wish to hurt you, Work within the law This world is full, So full of crashing bores And I must be one, 'Cos no one ever turns to me to say Take me in your arms, Take me in your arms, And love me You must be wondering how The boy next door turned out Have a care, And say a prayer Because he's still there Lamenting policewomen policemen silly women taxmen Uniformed whores, Educated criminals, Work within the law This world is full, Oh oh, So full of crashing bores And I must be one, cos no one ever turns to me to say Take me in your arms, Take me in your arms And love me, And love me What really lies, Beyond the constraints of my mind Could it be the sea, With fate mooning back at me No it's just more lock jawed pop stars Thicker than pig shit, Nothing to convey They're so sc

Morre Tracks For Your Enjoyment And Booty Shaking...
Ahhh listening to this @ 3 am at the Sound Factory. Jr Vasquez on the turntables...me attempting to dance. The lights, the smoke machines, the crowd moving as one....good times... My fav parts are the synthesizer filter sweeps...and of course the singing (love those lyrics). Another floor filler....also played @ sound factory and s.f bar - respect to the "powder on teh floor crew" and the House of Extravaganza. Today's music (read house/dance) is much to fast for my liking. It's all about the DJ and not about the melody. and finally : I recall listening to this @ the Tunnel (or was it the octagon?)....watching people dancing...laughing and smiling...and me..all by my lonesome.

Morrissey - Let Me Kiss You
There's a place in the sun For anyone who has the will to chase one..AND I I think I've found mine Yes, I do believe I have found mine So, close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire And let me kiss you, let me kiss you I've zig-zagged all over America and I cannot find a safety haven Say, would you let me cry on your shoulder I've heard that you'll try anything twice Close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire And let me kiss you, let me kiss you But then you open your eyes and you see someone that you physically despise But my heart is open, my heart is open to you.

Morrissey - Angel Angel Down We Go Together
You can pretty much ignore the video, just the only one with the proper version of the song Angel, angel Dont take your life tonight I know they take And that they take in turn And they give you nothing real For yourself in return But when theyve used you And theyve broken you And theyve wasted all your money And cast your shell aside And when theyve bought you And theyve sold you And theyve billed you for the pleasure And theyve made your parents cry I will be here Oh, believe me I will be here ...believe me Angel, dont take your life Some people have got no pride They do not understand The urgency of life But I love you more than life I love you more than life I love you more than life I love you more than life

Morrissey - I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
No videos anywhere so the lyrics will have to do. I dont mindI dont mind if you forget meHaving learned my lessonI never left an impression on anyoneSo now you send me your hardened regardsWhen once youd send me loveSincerely I must tell youYour mild best wishesThey make me suspiciousI dont mindI dont mind if you forget meHaving learned my lessonI never left an impression on anyoneThe pressure to change, to move onWas strangeAnd very strongSo this is why I tell youI really do understandBye byeI dont mind if you forget meNo no no no no no noYou can only be strong for so longIt may not eat you but it will beat youSo this is why I tell youI really dont understandThis timeRejection is one thingBut rejection from a foolIs cruelRejection is one thingBut rejection from a foolIs cruelAnd I dont mind if you forget meI dont mind if you forget me

Morrissey - How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel
She told me she loved me, Which means, She must be insaneI've had my face dragged in , Fifteen miles of shit, And I do not, And I do not, And I do not like itSo how can anybody say, They know how I feel, The only one around here who is me, Is meThey said they respect me, Which means, Their judgement is crazyI've had my face dragged in, Fifteen miles of shit, And I do not, And I do not, And I do not like itSo how can anybody say, They know how I feel, When they are they, And only I am IHe said he wants to befriend me, Which means, He can't possibly know meThe voices of the real, And the imagined cry, The future is passing you by, The future is passing you bySo how can anybody possibly think they know how I feel, Everybody look, See pain, And walk awayAnd as for you in your uniform, Your smelly uniform, You think you can be rude to meBecause you wear a uniform, A smelly uniform, And so you think you can be rude to meBut even I, As sick as I am, I would never be youEven I, As sick as I

The Morrigan The Celtic Raven
The Morrigan (also known as the Morrigu) was the shape-shifting Celtic Goddess of War, Fate and Death. She also presided over rivers, lakes and fresh water, in addition to being the patroness of revenge, night, magic, prophecy, priestesses and witches. Her name is interpreted in various forms..."Great Queen," "Phantom Queen" or "Queen of Demons." She was said to hover over battlefields in the form of a raven or hooded crow and frequently foretold or influenced the outcome of the fray. The Morrigan was often depicted as a triune goddess whose other aspects were manifested in the Goddess Badb (meaning "Vulture" or "Venomous") and the Goddess Nemain (meaning "Frenzy" or "Fury"). The Morrigan was one of the Tuatha De Danaan ("People of the Goddess Danu") and she aided in the defeat of the Firbolgs at the First Battle of Magh Tuireadh and the Fomorii at the Second Battle of Mag Tured. The Celts believed that, as they engaged in warfare, the Morrigan flew shrieking overhead in the form of

Morrowind Best Ever Game Rpg Style
Dagoth Uthol is one of the Ash Vampires and brother to Dagoth Ur. Vivec suggests killing him in order to weaken Dagoth Ur. If you kill Dagoth Ur first, all the other Ash Vampires will die with him. Dagoth Uthol may be found in Kogoruhn, Charma's Breath. He carries the Belt of Heartfire artifact. Of the seven Ash Vampires, Uthol is unique in that he is the only one who will let you pass peacefully if you talk to him first. Just choose "come to submit" when he talks to you, and he'll let you go.

Mors Certa, Vita Incerta
In latin it means, "death is certain, life is uncertain". Wisdom from ancient times. Not much changes in the theatre of humanity. Technology may change, but the people remain the same, always. We were watching a show on Jewish immigrants to the US, and they came to the part on the rag trade. At one time, 70% of all textiles and clothes were made by jewish immigrants. One example of which was the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. I'm not sure how many of you know the name, except as a vague and distant reference in a high school history class. The Triangle Shirtwaist factory was owned by a pair of men who had been tailors themselves, and started their own company. At some stage, most of their employees pulled a strike for better working conditions. It was called the "Uprising of 20,000". That settled down four months later, then the women returned to work. Their workspace was littered with scraps of thread and fragments of cloth. They were locked in until closing time, to p

Morsels Of Uncertainty
A thought, A cleverly deduced suspicion, The certainty that you are for me wholly, Without reserve and free admission, Yet, I not for you, without exacting volition, Once I knew we were one, And that then, when we were apart, in drought, Parched had been my soul, beyond a glimmer of doubt, Yet, now I wonder in the depths of time past, If you have not found within your heart another thirst quencher, Another repast, Such drink and meal might satisfy, fill and delight, Yet, can it give you true comfort, The wonder and completion, That I might?

The Morticians Flame
From the Album When the Kite String Pops Hunter of tears, relative pain Half of this world is dark with the stain The stain of unknowing The dead flower buds, On smiling lips is innocent blood The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold Now promise me you'll kill me before I get old I hear you on the telephone Moaning my doom A cold woman will kill me in a darkened room Just enough, a heart attack Seal up my black body bag Take me home and hate me, love Bite the hand of our lost love Take your time and take your life Amputate with this dull knife Heaven's meat is on the stick Stir my pain with an ice pick Pick, pick, pick Pick, pick, pick Pick, pick, pick The chain-saw smile of the mortician shines I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind I can smell abortion on you I can see through I take the gun out of my mouth and point it at you

Mortality
Steps up to the little soap box and perches for a rather long session. Whats up in pixy land you say? Are you sure you wanna know? Remember you asked and could have backed out at anytime. Let's see the stress level has reached critical levels. Indecision reigns in thought and dreams. Should I ...... Shouldnt I? ... have become the twins which haunt my nights. Dealt the cards of chaos at birth I walk the road which others had once built. Vision blurs as age lurks to remind one of their own mortality. Nothing last forever......... Not love Not Hate Not time None are immune to the end. The hairs of white bid the time when a bottle of dye is a effort I choose not to put forth ~ each delicate one earned with the passing time.

Mortem Los Angeles
You push me in I drown you out, Messing up, and falling down. Kiss the demons who walk among us. Bring them closer let them cuff us. Hold us down with their chains, Whisper words bleeding with hate. I hear your voice fading away, I can't help hold a smile held in vein. Hello world I see your truths, I hold my hands out to you. Give me strength to stay alive, Give me hope to step into the light. I want to let lose the creatures in my heart. Before they kill me, rip me apart. I stop... the sounds are gone. I feel deaf, what's going on? A sweet Melodic tune, Rings in my ears, and rings so true. This is my point of no return. Step in the light and never hurt. The angel sing to me and me alone. Calling me, Beckoning to come home. Head up, Head high, I pull the gone, Take aim. Angel why didn't you hear me till today? The past is not over, It's attacking, and pulling me under. I feel it's claws graps around my throat, and I know you knew, And lau

Mortality
Slender beams of light enter this darkened place as I kneel, always driven, always hopeful, frozen here, waiting. Haloed forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, penetrating my exposed soul. Realization dawning on my face. I raise my head, now defying this uncaring mortality.

Morts De Quatre-vingt-douze
Morts de Quatre-vingt-douze et de Quatre-vingt-treize, Qui, pâles du baiser fort de la liberté, Calmes, sous vos sabots, brisiez le joug qui pèse Sur l'âme et sur le front de toute humanité ; Hommes extasiés et grands dans la tourmente, Vous dont les coeurs sautaient d'amour sous les haillons, O Soldats que la Mort a semés, noble Amante, Pour les régénérer, dans tous les vieux sillons ; Vous dont le sang lavait toute grandeur salie, Morts de Valmy, Morts de Fleurus, Morts d'Italie, O million de Christs aux yeux sombres et doux ; Nous vous laissions dormir avec la République, Nous, courbés sous les rois comme sous une trique. - Messieurs de Cassagnac nous reparlent de vous ! Arthur Rimbaud

Mortiis - Everyone Leaves
I'm going back, thinking about all the changes. I'm going back to all those wasted years. I see the rise and fall of the world I lived in. This time it doesn't seem real at all. But I took the fall and on came all the changes. All i had could not be saved - it was far too late. Everyone leaves. In the end. Everything dies. In the end. It doesn't matter how hard you hold on. I'm going back to the times you went away. I thought you thought that I was that monster. I see the rise and fall of the world that I made. I always wanted to take you with me. And then I saw some people for the people that I thought they were. In your painful absence. Everyone leaves. In the end. Everything dies. In the end. It doesn't matter how hard you hold on. How hard can you? Do you want to hold on? How hard can you? The all leave in the end. How hard can you? We all die in the end.

Mortal Enemy
BITCH,YOU BETTER RUN,YOU BETTER HIDE THERE IS MORE TO COME THAN WHATS INSIDE,I AM ONLY ONE,BUT OH SHIT,I COULD FUCK YOU UP,SO WHAT THE HELL,IN THE HOOD IS UP TO ?YOU DRAIN MY LIFE,CAUSE ME SUCH STRIFE,40 PEOPLE AFTER YOUR ASS,YOU BETTER BE THINKING A COFFIN MADE OF BRASS,NOT THAT I THINK YOU DESERVE SUCH A HONOR,BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VALOR,CIRCLE OF FRIENDS YOU BETTER FIND A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT NEVER ENDS,I AM MORE FRIENDS WITH A JUGGALO YOU FUCKING HOE,YOU ARE A CUNT,AND BITCHES AND ASSHOLES ON THE HUNT,YOU BETTER NOT BE FREAKIN'COME OUT OF OUT YOUR HOUSE YOU'LL BE STANDING IN A CORNER LIKE A FUCKING MOUSE,MORTAL ENEMY ARE YOU BLIND,DON'T YOU SEE,...NOW BITCH THEY CALL ME LIL PSYCHO CUZ IM A CRAZY BITCH AND YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME CUZ'YOU FUCKED OVER MY BROTHER YOUR NOTHIN BUT AND LOW NASTY SLUTTY UNDERCRUST, OHH DAMN THATS 4 FEET LOWER THAN A CUNT YOU MUST BE A NASTY WHORE BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THAT I PREFER THE DARK AND THE SHADOWS SO THERE I WILL WAIT AND LINGER TILL MY PRAY COMES TO ME

Mortal Glass
Mortal glass Verbal spirals of mis communication In a tornado of rage picking up and leaping from the dark page ferry of the night between the two With angers bite neither had a clue Tantrac symbols upon the broken glass Laying in shimmers to the ground it smashed Promises and vows ? Were a curse in the end They thought they were more then mortal That was the sin. Scott Baker

Morticians Flame
by Acid Bath. Hunter of tears, relative pain, Half of this world is dark with the stain, The stain of unknowing, The dead flower buds, On smiling lips is innocent blood. The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold, Now promise me you'll kill me before I get old, I hear you on the telephone, Moaning my doom, A cold woman will kill me in a darkened room. Just enough, a heart attack, Seal up my black body bag, Take me home and hate me, love, Bite the hand of our lost love. Take your time and take your life, Amputate with this dull knife, Heaven's meat is on the stick, Stir my pain with an ice pick. Pick, pick, pick, Pick, pick, pick, Pick, pick, pick. The chain-saw smile of the mortician shines, I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind, I can smell abortion on you, I can see through, I take the gun out of my mouth and point it at you.

Mortal Wanderings (1994)
Time drifts like sand from a dune bells chime in the distant land the sky is lit by the moon and the beam looks like a hand the wind gently sweeps me away and my feet never leave the ground I'm swept to serenity where I stay and where my soul is no longer bound

The Mortal Angels Family
I was recently asked to join T.M.A.F. I was debating on what I should do....had reservations about joining any family at the time but I did some research and decided to give it a go. This has been the BEST decision I have made since joining Fubar!!! I still have quiet a few members to get to know, however, the owner of this family...WILDCAT (Lisa) has been nothing less than awesome to me. She has treated me like a friend since day one!! I have so much respect for this lady, that I am now proud to call my friend. She is a legend of her own. I have never met anyone so giving to everyone!!! When she spreads the love she freaking SPREADS THE LOVE!!! If you have not had a chance to meet this remarkable woman or find out about the T.M.A.F. family you are really missing out!!! Stop by her page and show her MAD LOVE for being the most wonderful lady I have yet to meet on Fubar!!! I PROMISE YOU WILL LOVE HER!!! And if you are looking to join one of the greatest....check out he

Mortal Fall
MORTAL FALL By Leslie W. B. (c.) I've allowed myself to be taken And led into old territory. It had been so long since I'd walked this way And so, I fell. It was a mortal fall because I got injured on the inside, Where the most tender part of me resides. And I will bleed forever Because I will never learn To walk alone.

Mortality
What is it to stare your own mortality in the face? To look down the long corridor of life and be able to make out the thick black door at the end. I sit here alone tonight, contemplating mm own demise. I look the picture of health don't i? Pretty pink cheeks and glistening eyes. You don't see it do you? The festering black hate that is burning within me. The silent killer. Cancer. Betrayed by my own body. I was 24 when i was first diagnosed. It was a long, hard three year battle out, but i made it out alive. Now...four and a half years later it has reared its ugly head again. Its worse this time. Its slimy tentacles spreading deeper and faster. I stand on my battlefield...my duel with death. I walk ten paces ahead, turn, draw, and shoot.......slow motion.....who will fall first.....

The Mortgage Manager
It's not too often that a true win/win deal comes around, so when it does... I want to make sure you know about it. So what's the deal? I thought you'd never ask because this is a one-time opportunity for you to get .... 2 Bonuses Included: Bonus #1: Your choice of floppy disk or CD. Having a mortgage program ($395.00 value) that costs so little and saves you so much.......... Bonus #2: Free mortgage analysis. If you don't have a computer, the service is done for very little cash. If you're wondering just how great this deal is, have a look at what a well known newspaper has said about Mortgage Manager ... The Wall Street Journal writes "A $70,000.00 mortgage at 10.5% annual interest produces savings of $60,000.00 when repaid on a bi-weekly schedule." What would you do with the Mortgage Manager? How About... * No refinancing * No home appraisel * No credit reports * No closing costs * No change of lender * No change to your current mortgage agreement

Mortality
Lying awake at night, while the rest of the world sleeps my mind wanders. I think of the times that have passed me by. They all float around missed chances, chances I should have but never took. I’m still too young to know what the future holds for me, but I know far more than anyone my age should about their own mortality. The television is on, I hear the commercial in the background, and my mind is racing to fast for me to focus on it. Staring blankly at the screen a plug for some random cleaning tool is playing, and I don’t care. I’ve fought my demons, many battles have raged, I’ve won and I’ve lost, but now it seems they are winning once again. We all go through the battles each and every day but we never take the time to think about what the complications may be for what happens after. I may be young but I feel like I have lived a long lifetime, the pains and agonies of an uncertain lifespan. So here I am once again, looking up at the ceiling with the light of the televis

Mortality
today a friend was let go today a son was let go unwillingly today a brother was let go today a groom was let go somberly his name was Brian Zorra alot of people here dont know him, but some might. today was painful had to lay him to rest i had to watch my friend his sister go trough this from a distance i watch is wife to be..... comatose in a chair dead in side i had to hear is mother cry lement for her baby boy as she was held by her husban and her son's band mates he was due to be married very soon, just had the engament party month before last. i miss his last show at the Cat never got to see him play, i feel that i missed my only chance because i did i should of went when she asked me but i was more concerned about hitting up the bar he was here one second then gone i cant claim this pain it doesn't belong to me i can only hope to share this with my friend and be there when she comes back to work. so many people came to show their love

Mortis
There's a dead magpie on my filthy hardwood floor. An omen or an offering? My malfunctioning mutt stares up at me expectantly. Anticipating praise awaiting adoration. With morbid determination and mortifying sensation I place an old paper over the broken body wet wings still sleeping eyes and exposed parts Gently pick the precious parchment and deliver it to the dumpster out back. She follows, proud and confused. I pat her on the head. Thank her for being a dog. Wash my hands five times. Like it never even happened. Write a contrite piece of prose crush a pile of pills under an old fashion sweep the contents into a tall glass of nameless liquor. Mix chill if desired consume enjoy. The pile of harmless paper. Injuring a thousand times. Like wading through a thick forest of tall razors. Every step agony. Every sigh of wind a million lacerations. A tightrope of red tape. A mountain of molehills waiting to collapse, avalanche a

The Mortar Crumbles
The Mortar Crumbles In a dream I walk amongst the ruins of a castle Walls collapsed, Towers crumbling. Complete devastation from the inside Hearts who betray Morals corrupted Vows spit upon. All who have survived have left The lucky few I weep for the castle Hands clenched in rage at what they have done. I awake in a cold sweat Looking around I am home again Out my window the forum rages with people in delight I drift back in a deep slumber...satisfied And in the corner of the room Unbeknown to me.... The mortar crumbles....

Morticia's Christmas List! :)
VAMP MORTICIA~Fiance of DevilsAdvocate927~LALA's WIFEY~STRYKER'S FU-LVER~Sultry's Mistr.@ fubar I see everyone else making up Christmas Lists on here so I thought I would. :) Well, most of you know I LOVE to be spoiled. I would LOVE bling packs, AUTO 11s, Blasts, a VIP cuz this one won't last forever, and MOST OF ALL...I've NEVER EVER had a Happy Hour! :( I don't care for tickers so don't waste your money. If you can think of something else you want to give me hit me up! ( I collect salutes if you can't afford any of the above!) Thanks! Vamp Morticia

Mortgage Rates Hit Fresh 37-year Low
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Rates on mortgage loans are the lowest in the 37-year history of the Freddie Mac Primary Mortgage Market Survey, according to a weekly report released Wednesday. The average 30-year, fixed-rate loan issued to borrowers declined to 5.1%, with 0.7 up-front points, for the week ending December 31, according to the survey. The rate dropped from an average of 5.14% last week, which was the previous 37-year low. Freddie Mac (FRE, Fortune 500) began surveying lenders back in 1971. The 30-year fixed was at 6.06% a year ago Source - http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/31/real_estate/Freddie_mortgage_rates_hit_new_low/index.htm?postversion=2008123113

Mortgage Troubles
So many people are having trouble with their mortgage payments nowadays. Banks are forclosing left and right and hard working people are losing their homes. I did a little research and found that there are companies that can help. For example, check out this site: http://www.yfhshop.com/i.cgi/emlynchmarketing/_/ I did some checking, and they seem to be pretty reputable. I hope this helps some of you out there. Blessings, Corwin

Mort & Sarah
Mort decided to propose to Sarah, but prior to her acceptance Sarah felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mort that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, ;Mort felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Mort looked Sarah in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.' She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.' Sarah and Mort got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Mort whisked Sarah off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another... As Sarah put her hands in Mort's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Mort ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, 'You told me your winky was

Mortality
I am still suprised by peoples doubt of their mortality. Deep in our minds we know death will come but we are scared and morose when the prospect of it creeps close through older loved ones getting sick. I have made it a point to try to not stress about too many things and try to enjoy the little snippets of happiness that break through the dense clouds of a miserable existence. For existence is what it is..when u spend 75% of your day working then u have no life. I have accepted my mortality..I have even thought about the premature emergence of it..but my harbinger of death will come when it is time and until then i want to be able to say man i had some good times.

Mortal Sin...the Truth About Truth
why i am doing this i dont know, because none of what i am about to say is anyone on heres business. For some reason i feel the urge and need to share it though. I am 36, marriesd 15 years, with 2 children in middle school. I am violent, abusive, short tempered, irrational, often arrogant, foul mouthed and insensative. At the same time i am caring and loving, a protector and defender, a friend and confidant, an advisor and a lover, a fatherless father and a husband. ihave cheated on my wife several times and will probably do it again. I enjoy it, its like a high. Darkness scares me, as well as does the known know, so i rely on brute strentgh and sheer will to get through things. Beautiful women intimidate me, more often than not in the real world i dont talk to them because im afriad i will look like an ass or they just wont like me, i dont deal with rejection well, so i stay away from situations that cause pain and remind me of my short comings. I have self confidence issues yet when

12 Morts Au Yémen Voiture Ministre Bombardé
Le ministre de la Défense a échappé à un attentat à la voiture piégée son cortège d'hier qui a tué au moins 12 personnes, une journée après que le gouvernement pro-américain a annoncé que le commandant adjoint de la branche régionale d'Al-Qaïda ont été tués dans un tir de missile ampoules automobile. Selon des témoins, l'explosion a eu lieu en cortège le major-général Muhammad Nasir Ahmad quitté le bureau du premier ministre à Sanaa après une réunion du cabinet. "Une voiture piégée attendait le cortège à proximité des bureaux du gouvernement et dès qu'il se déplaçait, il a explosé", a déclaré une source sécuritaire. "Une voiture de sécurité a été détruit et tous ses occupants tués, mais le ministre a survécu parce que sa voiture est blindée." Sept agents de sécurité et cinq civils ont été tués et 12 autres personnes ont été blessées. C'était la tentative d'assassinat quatrième procès contre le ministre de la Défense depuis un nouveau gouvernement a été formé en Décembre dernier un

Mosaic Heart
Little pieces put together a mosaic of memories, tiny bits that make it whole, like a cracked window, through which people see. A tired broken heart, of jagged glass that lie, in sparkling pieces on the ground, and with trembling hands, I cradle them with woeful sighs. the delicate pieces of my love, the shining joy of my adolescence, reflections of my sorrows, and melancholy everlasting, as I hold my shattered innocence. I've lost some pieces over time, some I've tossed away, others cut my hand without mercy, and with my tears mixing in the wounds, I put those back where they lay. The shards on which I hold dear, I put upon the injured wall, pin them up fragment by shred, to once again find myself whole, praying my heart will not fall. Like petite uncut gems, my heart seems torn and hollow, but the pieces that remain, left on the floor where I fear to walk, a path most fear to follow. You walk in them without doubt, you glimmer with a smile,

Mosaic Law Or The Word Of God
Sup Juggalos, Again we are talking about certain things that according to Mosaic Law or the word of God in the Old Testament. When discussing the Sabbath Laws understand that there is a purpose behind some of these laws. It says that the fields must be sowed and harvested for six years while the seventh year the fields are to be untouched. This was to allow the animals and poor to eat from the fields, however leaving a field unattended and allowing wild animals on them also helps the soil. Every time that you reap and sow a field you rob nutrients from the soil. If you give a field a chance to rest than the nutrients can get replenished. We already know that on the Sabbath Day everyone is supposed to rest, of course in this day and age that's almost impossible, but for people that work the land it is very possible. The reason for the rest is to not only have a day of worship but also to give the slaves and workers a chance to rest. Interesting enough, there is a lot of focus u

Mosaic Heart
Little pieces put togetherA mosaic of memories,Tiny bits that make it whole,Like a cracked window,Through which people see.A tired broken heart,Of jagged glass that lie,In sparkling pieces on the ground,And with trembling hands,I cradle them with woeful sighs.The delicate pieces of my love,The shining joy of my adolescence,Reflections of my sorrows,And melancholy everlasting,As I hold my shattered innocence.I've lost some pieces over time,Some I've tossed away,Others cut my hand without mercy,And with my tears mixing in the wounds,I put those back where they lay.The shards on which I hold dear,I put upon the injured wall,Pin them up fragment by shred,To once again find myself whole,Praying my heart will not fall.Like petite uncut gems,My heart seems torn and hollow,But the pieces that remain,Left on the floor where I fear to walk,A path most fear to follow.You walk in them without doubt,You glimmer with a smile,Your eyes shine with gentle kinship,And sitting in your angelic hands,Sets

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Moses Leading Israel Out Of Egypt, By Faith
Moses Leading Israel Out of Egypt, by Faith By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king; for he endured as seeing Him who is invisible. (Hebrews 11:28) Moses left Egypt on two occasions, involving two distinctly different sets of circumstances. On the first occasion, he left Israel behind in Egypt, going out in fear. On the second occasion, he is seen leading Israel out of Egypt, by faith. Moses' first departure saw him fleeing for his life, fearing what the Pharoah might do to him. Moses' heart had been drawn to the people of God. He went out to consider their situation. "When Moses was grown...he went out to his brethren and looked at their burdens. And he saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his brethren" (Exodus 2:11). Moses killed the Egyptian and buried him in the sand. When his brethren became aware of this reckless deed, Moses was frightened. "So Moses feared and said, 'Surely this thing is known!' When Pharaoh heard of this matter, he sought to kill

Moses
"BURNT OFFERINGS" The story of Moses and the burning bush, was written to remind man of how smoking must be used to compensate for the organic compounds found in the air he once had, in the environment of the trees. Today, as in the past, burnt offerings allow man the physical health, and therefore the mental ability, needed to commune with history in the form of words. For man to have started smoking, he needed a reason, and the reason is still the same today. Man found that by smoking different substances he could maintain better health, by supplying the body rapidly with needed elements, and at the same time combat many microscopic organisms. The rapid oxidization of the substances, cooks any organisms on the plant while chemically braking down the elements. It was wise for man to begin to use for his betterment the fact that elements enter the blood system faster through the lungs, and not only does the burning of the bush take the place of digestion, it also save the energy

"moses & His Walkie Talkie" Joke
This is from www.beliefnet.com daily joke. Moses on His Walkie Talkie Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. "Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

Moses Old.
Have you ever been invited out by your friends and when you get there. Random Girl. Your friends have decided to ninja fix you up. Now, I don't drink, I don't have an issue with it, it doesn't bother me. I actually like seeing the changes in people between drinks. It's amusing. But this girl is drunk. I don't mean healthy buzz, talkative drunk. I mean can't string four coherent sentences together drunk. She can't NOT talk about herself for more than a few slurred words. As a side question..... Why is it, every girl under a certain age at the bar is snapping a hundred pictures of themselves, screaming like they're on vacation? These girls aren't visiting from another country. They probably live in the neighborhood and sit in there 6 nights a week. Calm the fuck down and gain some perspective. So I'm sitting here with this self centered narcissistic, black hole of a human being when the band starts. Of course, depressing indie college rock bullshit. Lovely. Out of polit

Moses Restricted The Right Pass
Manchester United's Wayne Rooney many players want to be able to submit a transfer request as soon as possible, so that the dressing room because he no longer fall into uneasy. The first bid ￡ 28 million buy Rooney rejected Chelsea also ready once again to the Manchester United bid if Rooney really take the initiative to submit a transfer request,cheap jerseys then according to the general analysis of the British media, the Blues as long as 30 million pounds it can be England's number one striker brought to Stamford Bridge. However, there is news that, in order to speed up the transaction process and to ensure that the transaction satisfied, Stamford Bridge side will offer up to 40 million pounds, in order to convince people to put Manchester United as soon as possible. Chelsea in the game's first 29 minutes to break the deadlock, Azar left edge of the area after the break to cleverly cross, De Bulao keep up with the shot inside the right into a corner.Real Madrid jerseys Blues

"mosh"
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible with liberty and justice for all... It feels so good to be back.. I scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, re-energize and rewind I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft Slash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap acts Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mr. kisses ass crack, he's a class act Rubber band man, ye

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Yeah so.. check this. I went to a disturbed concert last night where flyleaf stone sour and nonpoint played. I got a hug from all the nonpoint people, a kiss from one on the lips, and autographs. my friend Sarah and i yelled 'FUCK ME' to flyleaf when everything was quiet. Ohh and then the fun starts... I got pulled to the front of the crowd when stone sour was getting ready to play.. Now.. im claustrophobic. I'm having a lot of trouble breathing, and i start panicking. Finally a person from my group catches up to me and see that im having trouble breathing.. and im panicking... but she can't get to me. she yells to me 'PUNCH THEM JESS!' But i can't get free from people. So im screaming, trying to get them off by screaming that i couldn't breath.. but that doesn't work. So.. i push my body against him and get people moving... not a good idea on my part because they pushed back. So... i punched him and continued to scream. I kedep punching the guy, and screaming for hel

Mosh
I can't fucking wait to get into a mosh pit again. I fucking love getting the shit kicked out of me and kicking the shit out of others, all in love of the music. Ive been seriously BROKEN in mosh pits before but I wouldn't give them up for anything! (Yea...try being dropped 7 feet straight down onto your shoulders, LOVE THE FUCKING PAIN GET UP AND KICK SOME FUCKING ASS THEN GO BACKSTAGE AND KICK IT WITH THE BAND.) That's how it should and will always be done by me. PEACE

Mosh Pit Party Come On In
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Mosh Pit Retirement
So when is it time to stand back and only watch the sweet insanity of a mosh pit? When are you to old to no longer participate in swapping blow for blow? Is there a mandatory retirement age for battle scared mosh pit rebels?! I asked myself these same questions on hot summer day at Ozzfest 06 as I stood at the edge of a mighty Black Label Society Pit! A pit in full circle, growing stronger, bigger & of course meaner with each passing secound! When I was younger I used to carry a football mouth piece & if there wasn't a pit when I got there...I started one! But that was a long time ago...and at the age of 35 I wondered if I should Just watch that pit like all the other faceless people in the crowed...FUCK THat Noise...full blown or not at all..so I jumped head first into th dust & sweat..After all it was fucking BLS! Round & Round..Blow for Blow..I took my lumps & gave a few..all with a smile...Because in the middle of all the chaos..came a calm...you see theres a method to the madness

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Moshe still thinks of Mumbai as home. The little boy believes his parents live there, and often asks about them. His little world revolves around school and play, drawing and colouring, climbing and falling. Terror and bullets don't mean anything to him. Not yet. Moshe's life appears like that of any normal three-year-old—comfortable, secure and engulfed by love. But behind the surface lies a horrific tragedy that could haunt him as he grows older. Moshe lost both his parents in the Mumbai attacks last year, as terrorists laid siege to the Chabad-Lubavitch Jewish Centre in a determined attempt to target the community. He had stood crying near his parents' fallen bodies, as terrorists stalked up and down, killing four other Jews in the building. That Moshe is alive is a miracle, largely engineered by his devoted Indian nanny, Sandra Samuel, who ran to him when she heard his cries, scooped him up and hid in the kitchen until the nightmare was over. For hours they sat wedged between

Mẹo Săn Học Bổng
Cach san hoc bong như thế nào luôn là điều trăn trở với những bạn mơ ước được đi đến một đất nước mới, nơi có nền giáo dục tốt hơn. Khi có ý định “săn học bổng”, việc đầu tiên nên làm là tìm hiểu thông tin tất cả các trường, các tổ chức cấp và điều kiện của từng nơi một cách kỹ lưỡng và có chọn lọc. Sau đó, tự đánh giá một cách trung thực với bản thân, mình có xác suất đạt được bao nhiêu phần trăm ở từng loại học bổng để thu hẹp “phạm vi chiến đấu”: chọn những loại học b

The Mosquito Song
The Mosquito Song I know, I know the sun is hot Mosquitos come suck your blood Leave you there all alone Just skin and bone When you walk among the trees Listening to the leaves The further I go the less I know The less I know Where will you run? Where will you hide? Lullabies To paralyze Fat and soft, pink and weak Foot and thigh, tongue and cheek You know I'm told they swallow you whole Skin and bone Cutting boards and hanging hooks Bloody knives, cooking books Promising you won't feel a thing At all Swallow and chew Eat you alive All of us food that hasn't died And the light says Somehow they pick and pluck Tenderize bone to dust The sweetest grease, finest meat you'll ever taste Taste, taste So you scream, whine, and yell Supple sounds of dinner bells We all will feed the worms and trees So don't be shy Swallow and chew Eat you alive All of us food that hasn't died Q.O.T.S.A.

$5'000 Mosqueto Foger
well i finaly got the new brag bike engine fired up on tuesday night i was tickled it fired rite up .only spun over about 3 times after i primed the oil system and then after about 30-45 seconds in to the breakin @1'800rpm it started smoking and i mean smoking (mosqueto foger)so i shut it down looked over my check list nope i did every thing rite so i pulled the plugs to see witch cylinder was pumping oil and guess what .the plugs wer perfict all 4 of them so now im realy bent outa shape its like wtf. so i pulled the header off and low and behold my head bilder that ported this head ground somuch out of the exhaust port he got into the oil gally so i call him up and he said o yah it happens a lot im like wtf man so he said pull it off and send it back and hell weld it up im like ok how long is this gona take and he sed i dont know so i now have a bike with a dismantled engine thats going to the next how ever many points races (damb it)....................go figure

Mosquitoes
MOSQUITOES Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they're having a cook out. So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to carry the West Nile Virus? Here's a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum. Put some water in a white dinner plate and add just a few drops of Lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area. Not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within about 10 feet of the plate.Check this out -- it works just super! May seem trivial, but it may help control mosquitoes around your home, especially in the South and elsewhere where the West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions in mosquitoes, birds, and humans.

Mosquitos
Okay my hubby and my kids are all allergic to mosquito bites.. they get bit all the time and I dont.. I have no idea why I dont get bit. I was wondering why I dont get any bits at all.. and the rest of my family does.. I guess I was just wondering why I dont get bit... If you want to comment on if you know anything feel free.. I just think its weird I dont get bites...

Mosquito
I have no idea if this will work. If you have >>problems it might be worth a try.! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way of getting rid of mosquitoes is >>Listerine, the original medicinal type. The dollar >>store type works too. I was at a friend's deck party, >>and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A >>man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor, and >>the little demons disappeared. >> >> >> >>The next year, I filled 4 oz. spray bottle and used it >>around my seat whenever I saw mosquitoes, and voila, >>that worked as well. It worked at a picnic where we >>sprayed the area around the food table, the children's >>swing area, and the standing water nearby. >> >> >> >>During the summer, I don't leave home without it. >> >> >> >>Pass it on.

Mosquito Remedy
Mosquito remedy So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to carry the West-Nile Virus? Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they're having a cookout Here's a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum: Put some water in a WHITE dinner plate and add a couple of drops of "Lemon Fresh Joy Dish detergent". Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area. I'm not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate color, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within 10 feet of the plate. Check this out --- it apparently works just super!!! And pass it along to your mailing list...

Mosquito
What is this…? Heh. I see you flying over me. A life that roams around me to suck my life one at a time. Yet you were mistaken to fly so obvioiusly… What is it about this game? That seems to entrap even the strongest of species Acting like mindless mosquitoes Waiting to drain or to simply cease to be… Have I grown into what I mostly despised? Or has this heart yearned once again to victimize Contemplating over my heart’s decision of direction Wondering why this heart slowly seems to lose its life I thought you were dead How did you seem to wake up from this misdirection? All I know is that I seek you no more So go now and teach your next victim the price of blind affection. No longer do I wish your kind the pain I chose to embrace No longer do I wish for hell to swallow you back into your hole For this is your time to rise to the occasion It’s time for all of us to see how you have nothing left of your precious soul.

Mosquito
THINK SPRING!!! MOSQUITO REMEDY THAT WORKS!! Never hurts to know or try a new method.I just thought I'd share this since we have a mosquito problem here...And Listerine has no DEET in it, which is nicer for spraying on your children and grandchildren! The best way of getting rid of mosquitoes is Listerine, the original medicinal type. The Dollar Store-type works, too. I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared.The next year I filled a 4-ounce spray bottle and used it around my seat whenever I saw mosquitoes.And voila! That worked as well. It worked at a picnic where we sprayed the area around the food table, the children's swing area, and the standing water nearby. During the summer, I don't leave home without it.....Pass it on.

The Mosque Flap
A few opinions: 1. The Constitution supports freedom of religion. A real patriot supports the Constitution. 2. Islamic extremists don't like the US and other free countries because they believe we hate Islam. 3. Openly opposing a mosque be it at ground zero or elsewhere will give some nut job Taliban or al Qaida justification to continue a jihad because they now have proof we hate Islam. Excellent propaganda for them. 4. Someone who may have been on the fence about joining a terrorist group may now be persuaded to join because we hate Islam. 5. That someone could be the next Bin Laden. 6. Political leaders here are not thinking about the above. My best friend is going to Afghanistan and God help the pol whose divisive words cause our troops a greater threat. I bet they never served except to steal our tax money. On the other hand: 7. Building it will not only show we accept Islam, it may lead to better understanding of Islam and may cause t

Mossad And The Jewish Problem
Mossad and the Jewish Problem by Dr. William Pierce For several years, I have been warning in these broadcasts about the growing infiltration and subversion of American law-enforcement agencies by Jewish pressure groups. This process, which has been going on at a significant rate for more than two decades, accelerated during the Clinton administration, especially after the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995, when Jewish groups put themselves forward as "experts on terrorism," based on their experience in repressing Palestinians and on their undercover snooping into dissident groups in the United States. They offered training seminars to the FBI and other Federal police agencies, to various military units, and to state and local police agencies. "We will show you how to recognize terrorists and potential terrorists and how to deal with them. We will tell you about these dangerous dissident organizations, these 'hate' groups, and we will help you to prevent another terrorist bombing, suc

Mossy :)
"true love waits in haunted attics and true love lives on lollipops and crisps..." `radiohead What the fuck? Im turning emo. Me: Yesterday's Rising? (band) Rommel: Yeah...they're pretty tight. Me: So, what are they? Rommel:They're emo core. Me: EMO CORE? Rommel: Yeah, hard core emo.. HAHAHAH. What the fuck. weird.

Moss.
I tried to paint you once In shades of summer, bright blues, and frosted orange. But it always turned to shadow ridden decay. I tried to paint you in sun shades of yellow, illuminated whites, bright pure splashes. but the color would run from the brush, and putrefy. Not wanting to admit defeat, I painted you in the ridiculous. green, pink, purple haze, mocking myself with color. But even in these, the humor of it failed. I tried to paint you once, and it made me SEE you. In shadows of black and blue, In colors of decomposition, sweet rotten fruit. I will paint you no more.

Moss..or Burnt Images From A Dream.
I tried to paint you once In shades of summer, bright blues, and frosted orange. But it always turned to shadow ridden decay. I tried to paint you in sun shades of yellow, illuminated whites, bright pure splashes. but the color would run from the brush, and putrefy. Not wanting to admit defeat, I painted you in the ridiculous. green, pink, purple haze, mocking myself with color. But even in these, the humor of it failed. I tried to paint you once, and it made me SEE you. In shadows of black and blue, In colors of decomposition, sweet rotten fruit. I will paint you no more.

The Most Difficult Instrument To Play
THE MOST DIFFICULT INSTRUMENT TO PLAY Do you know what is the hardest instrument in the orchestra to play? The hardest instrument to play is second fiddle. While all the rest of the instruments have their own sections, the violins are divided into two parts - "first" and "second" violins. First violins are often the stars of the show. They get the melody lines. They get to show off. They sit next to the audience. Back behind, where they are hard to see, are the second violins. They play a supporting role. They play harmony to the first violins. Theirs is a service role. Their job is to round out the sound of the other instruments. They serve the orchestra. They do what is not glamorous so that the whole will be beautiful. Without the second violins, the orchestra would sound incomplete. You know what the hardest role to play in life is? Second fiddle. To play second fiddle is to play a supporting role for someone else. And it is sometimes a service role; doing wh

Mostaccioli
Mostaccioli are cookies created from a dense, honey flavored dough that encases a chocolate, almond filling. This traditional Calabrian specialty is a great addition to any cookie tray! :Makes 5 Loaves 2 Pounds Lightly Toasted Almonds 2 Pounds Honey 1 (350gm) Package Chocolate Chips 4 Egg Yolks 6-8 Cups All-Purpose Flour 1 Tablespoon Baking Powder Melt the chocolate chips in a double boiler with 1/4 cup of the honey until melted. Mix the almonds into this mixture, and set aside to cool slightly. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F. Make a mound of 6 cups of the flour on a pastry board or the counter, add the baking powder, and create a well in the center. Add the egg yolks and using a fork, mix into the flour. Begin to add the honey into this well, using a fork to combine with the flour. Continue to use all the honey, adding more flour as needed. Knead the dough until smooth. Divide the dough into 5 equal pieces. Roll each into a ball, and then flatten into a 1

The Most Beautiful And Powerful Song Ever
It's my favorite song of all time. It moves me to tears. I live for it. I will die with it. Opeth- Godhead's Lament Marauder Staining the soil, midst of stillness Beloved fraternity to an end Red eyes probe the scene All the same Stilted for the beholder Depravity from the core Handcarved death in stoneladen aisles I hide the scars from my past Yet they sense my (mute) dirge This is when it all falls apart White hands grasping for straws Sly smile, poisoned glare behind Undisguised manmade nova Mute cry, don't dare to tread Searing beams tracking you down Adoring what never has been Some will bring with them all they have seen Searching my way to perplexion The gleam of her eyes In that moment she knew Thought I could not leave this place On this imminent day As I've reached the final dawn To what's gone astray What would they care if I did stay No-one would know What would they care if I did stay No-one should know Thought I could not l

The 8 Most Important Men In A Woman's Life
1. The DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes." 2. The DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. The MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or back?" 4. The HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." 6. The BAKER: because he always waits for his loaf to rise before he puts it in the oven. 7. The BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." 8. The HUNTER: because he always goes deep in the bush, he always shoots twice, and he always eats what he shoots.

The Most Beautiful Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You m

The Most Fucked Up Birthday
this has been the most fucked up birthday ... today is my bday and its like i am not here ... not talking internet world real world... it sucks so fucking bad sometimes i wish everything would go away... you think you have friends but they arent so fuck it all ... going to get drunk not ... hope you all have a better day than me...

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WOOHOO I FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN, YES WE MET VIA CT AND YES WE HAVE BEEN DATING, AND YES LIVING TOGETHER AND YES WE HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IN JULY HOPEFULLY 07/07/07 BUT I DONT CARE GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AND GAVE ME A WONDERFUL WOMAN, SHE IS SMART, FUNNY, KIND, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, TREATS ME GREAT, LETS ME DO THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO LIKE OPEN HER DOOR AND ALL THAT OLDFASHIONED STUFF. I LOVE HER AND AM CRAZY ABOUT HER. WHEN WE MET I DECIDED TO DO WHATEVER IT TOOK TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET AND DID JUST THAT. WOOHOO

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Here are the top 4 for my Most Alluring Eyes Contest. I wanna thank you all for being in my contests and also all of you that voted for these beautiful women. Coming in first place with 27,680 votes was ๔๏ll♥Ŧคςє@ CherryTAP Coming in second place with 26,641 votes was Drunk Dialin & Sex Facin@ CherryTAP Coming in third place with 9,427 votes was ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP Coming in forth place with 3,575 votes was * iiS iiT So WrOnG To Be BaD *@ CherryTAP I will be sending the winners their prizes in a few minutes. Once again thank you all for participating in the contest. Chris a.k.a I Only Date MILFs I Only Date MILFs@ CherryTAP

Most Seductive Look Contest
hey friends an family an fans i am in a contest for the most seductive look help me win by comment bombing my photo the one with the most comments wins it ends wed the 7th ,, remember u can comment on my photo as much as u want here is the the photo link an tyv much ! luv ~HAT~

The Most Awesomest Radio Station Eva!!!
The most Awesomest radio station Eva!!! www.solid-rock.ca and click tune in on the left side requests available;) shout me and let me know when your tuned in and have a personal shout out to you;)

Most Seductive Look
My Cherry Friends and Fans... I need your help please. Please go to this link and rate my pic and comment bomb me. The Comments are what counts!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39197&albumid=204025&i=1369073033 I'd really appreciate your help. *kisses* Jennie :)

The Most Pathetic Bitch Ull Ever Meet [[i Pr0mise]]
Black_Rose:hey ummm r u and alex together and if you r then i need to know so i can get over this situation and please dont tell him i aske you this i beg of you Yeah Pretty much pathetic. Back off whore & Stop having your faggot little friends IM Alex. Anyways; I love ya Alex Babay =^-^= My ass fell asleep 30 minutes ago. FUCK.

Most Of You!!! (tee Hee)
Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable…….. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send U all back one of these sooooo consider urself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that 'UR ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most Loved Cherry Tapper/bliss
My gal Maniacal Bliss is in The Most Loved Cherry Tapper contest. Would you be so kind as to help bomb the hell outta her pic? Click on the link below amd show her some Good Cherry Lovins! You know how to bomb, I have seen yahs do it. He he he Thanks... You all Rock! Get your own Flash MP3 Player

The Most Irritating Fucker At Your Super Bowl Party
The Super Bowl is really only half about the game. The other half is about seeing how much food and booze you can shove down your gullet before midnight rolls around, and having a free pass to show up to work hung-over the next day. Many folks agonize over throwing or attending the perfect party, but agony is futile because, really, all Super Bowl Parties feature the same things: lots of nachos, lots of beer and the typical infuriating cast of characters. Here is my vote for the worst: The "Fantasy Football Guy” Fantasy Football Guy spends the entire game pointing out to all who would hear which players were on his fantasy football team this year and in years past. “Oh, man. Great touchdown by Joseph Addai there. I wish he would have done that more for my fantasy team this year.” Hey, buddy, if you like fantasies so much, here's one for you: we all hope you're killed by a drunk driver on the way home tonight.

The Most Beautiful Flower
I found this and had to share it..ENJOY!! The Most Beautiful Flower The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And if that weren't enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away. But instead of retreating he sat next to my side And placed the flower to his nose And declared with overacted surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you." The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors o

10 Most Uncomfortable Questions About Massage
10 Most uncomfortable Questions about Massage. Do you tip? Are you supposed to be nude? Do you say anything if the pressure's not deep enough? What if you're self-conscious about your body? Here are the answers to ten massage questions you want to ask, but may be too embarrassed to. 1) Am I supposed to tip my massage therapist? If you get a massage at a spa or hotel, a 15% to 20% tip is standard if you were pleased with the services. On the other hand, there are no real ground rules or norms when it comes to massage in a medical setting. Some massage therapists and massage associations I asked said tipping isn't appropriate in a medical or clinical setting. If you're not sure, don't be afraid to ask if tipping is customary. You can call ahead to ask if you don't want to do it face to face. If tipping isn't the norm, you can always show your appreciation by referring friends, family and co-workers to the massage therapist

The Most Important Blog You Will Ever Read.
spoilers at the bottom.... definitely important. RE: The Most Important Bulletin Post you will EVER read. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Connect the Dots, Assemble the Truth Date: Feb 13, 2007 1:04 PM Sorry for the bulletin Blitz...but im afriad im being shut down. I have the site backed up elsewhere but i will loose all of you once this site is deleted. I see a lot of you paying attention and spending a lot of thought on things that you are SEEING.. You are reacting to what you are SEEING... But it isn't about what you are SEEING. It isn't about the Branches...its about the roots... and that takes some digging.. Stop crying over the branches and dying leaves... ITS THE ROOT. Dig! and start here..Google these and answer these questions in as much detail as you can. Get a complete grip on these two things. 1. Executive Order 11110 2. Who Started the Federal Reserve, Who owns it? Just keep copying and pas

Most Seductive Photo Contest
Hey Ladies, I entered one of my pics in the most seductive photo contest and i hope that all of you will give me nice ratings and comments. Click on my pic below and it will take you to the contest where my pic is so you can rate it, much thanks and love in advance:

The Most Amazing Woman In The World
this is a testimonial of life, this is for my MOM, she left this world on the 16th of august, 2006, ramona lemon was a wife, a mother, a nurse, and a friend. she lived her life to be a friend to all, at the drop of a hat, she would go and help, no matter what she could do. Her life was spent in the pursuit of the care of people, and the enjoment of life. There was never anyone who seeked her aid, that did not recieve it. As a mother, she always saw that we were cared for, at no cost to herself, she was, THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I have ever met. I weep now, on this 6 month rememberence of her, and her life, but I am also happy, and proud, that I know in my heart, that she is among the angels of this world, helping to guide us, and protects us, because, that is who she is.................................................... Ramona, You are home, but, You are missed.....more than words, and love, can say...... your family

The Most Offensive World Records(gross)
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. LONGEST PUBES: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina. MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ZITS: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch. WORST DRINK: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac. MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mi

Most Loved Cerry Contest!!
=== '~TNKER~CT MISTRESS~' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-23 23:30:39'.. > > > Rules: > > > Ratings only count > the person with the most rating (whether they have been downrated or not) will win the blast > > > Also anyone who gets more than 1000 rates!!! will win a blast > and if the impossible happens and someone gets more than 5000 rates!!! i will give them 30 day blast > > > Anyone who enters gets a gift depending on how much ratings you get determines how much of a bigger the gift > > > CONTEST STARTS AT 9PM TONIGHT > (eastern) > > > PLEASE HELP WIN MY FIRST BLAST EVER!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'mlsnowmann' on '2007-02-23 23:24:30')

Most Unique Tattoo Contest
Hey guys and gals , My husband is in a contest right now, It started last night at midnight and I really, really want him to win. If you could go and comment him I would greatly appreciate it. Even if you can only leave a few, every one counts. So please, if you have a extra few minutes stop by and leave a comment or two. And as always you know if you need my help with anything all you have to do is leave me a message and I will do the best I can. Thank you very much to all my friends and family stacey

Most "mummers" Are Turds
This will come as a shock to you... but not every mumm can be about you, or meet your criteria of what a mumm should be. Because you're a turd. Really. A large turd. You're not clever, interesting or amusing. You're just angry and mildy retarded and you smell weird. Hell, even this blog entry isn't about you but you will think it is or should be.

The Most Despicable Joke Ever
~i am a survior of bad LSD. 3 DANCING BEARS beat me so bad I thought i was in a kayak race with Jesus on the Mississippi river and the sky was plum and the sun dribbled the moon like a basketball. THIS IS FOR ALL THE WOMEN. THIS IS A TOUCHTY SUBJECT FOR ME AND IT HAS TO STOP AS I AM A SURVIVOR OF BAD LSD.MY HAIR FELL OUT,AND I ALWAYS HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND LAUGHTER WHEN I TAKE A SHIT. http://cherrytap.com/blog/37044 PLEASE IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS BLOG PLEASE DO SO NOW MAYBE SOMEONE YOU KNOW NEEDS HELP,MAYBE THEY NEED ORANGE JUICE OR A DOOBIE BROTHERS ALBUM,MAYBE A SLURPEE,IDK

Most Outgoing
Hey Guys!!! Just droppin in to ask for a little support in the Most Outgoing on CT. If you support me I'll do what I can for you if there's anything ya need let me know. Thanks ya'll. Stop by the contest owner's page and show her some love too if ya would! FAN ADD RATE PLEASE THANK YOU THE ONE AND ONLY KIM*@ CherryTAP

Most Men
Most of the men in my life are assholes. Mostly b/c all that ever comes out of them is shit. There are some men who are an exception to this. I only that one day I'll meet a man that will completely change my opinion on most men.

The Most Wonderful Dream!!!
I had the most amazing dream last night! I dreamed I had magic powers And I was able to turn into a bird And I found myself flying across the ocean To California And I was almost at the shore Which was off of a beach and became a huge mall Where I was supossed to meet my friend And her family for lunch So as soon as I landed on the cement I turned back into myself And did one of those Sexy flip your hair back things That those hot girls always do when there wet I grabbed the bag that was left there for me It was my purse With things I might need in it Cuz birds don't carry lugage Anyway I realised I wasnt wearing a shirt Just a bra and jeans But no one cared My body looked ok So I walked into the mall and found the resteraunt And found the table and sat down And somehow by now my hair was dry And I wanted to straightn my bangs So I plugged in my hair straightner into an outlet That was under our dinner table And waited for it to get hot Some girl waiter t

Most Dependable Friend Contest ;)
MikeS is a wonderful & dependable friend, that is always there for anyone and everyone...lets be there for him this time... just click the pic.. you know what to do! Comment bomb away & don't forget to rate! I personally will make it worth your while if you just let me know that you helped out ;)) Luv&Hugs, ~MzMic~ ~click here~ -Mike S (The most dependable friend EVER)

45 Most Random Things You Probably Never Need To Know About Me!!
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:YCNAN What did you do last night?:CHAT ON THE COMPUTER The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:PICTURES Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:NO Last time you swam in a pool?:LAST YEAR What are you wearing?:BLACK BATHROBE How many cars have you owned?:5 Type of music you dislike most?:RAP Are you registered to vote?:NOT RIGHT AT THE MOMENT Do you have cable?:YES What kind of computer do you use?:COMPAQ Ever made a prank phone call?:YES You like anyone right now?:NO, I LOVE HIM Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:NO Furthest place you ever traveled?:HAWAII What's your favorite comic strip?:PEANUTS Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:NO Shower, morning or night?:BOTH Best movie you've seen in the past month?:CLICK Favorite pizza toppings?:SAUSAGE Chips or popcorn?:POPCORN What cell phone provider do you have?:T-MOBILE Have you ever smoked peanut shell

A Most Unique Survey, Click And You Will Not Regret - That's A Promise
PART ONE: YOU and your life 1. Were any other names considered for you at birth? I have no idea but im sure a boy name as Dad wanted a boy! 2. What was the day, date and time for your birth? Wednesday June 25, 1969 1:49 a.m 3. So how old will you be this year?Ahem.. whispers.. 38 4. Where do you dwell? [Where are you from, lol]Indiana 5. What is your astrological sign? Cancer 6. Do you check your horoscopes regularly, and do you believe in them? Check it often, believe it seldom. 7. What are your typical [starsign] qualities?moody, honest, nourishing, devoted , dedicated and faithful.. loves the water 8. Who are you compatible with? Pffffft if I knew would I be single?? 9. What kind of house do you live in? Apartment 10. What’s the name of your street/close/road? 12th Street 11. Who do you live with? My natives( my kids) 12. What rooms are in your house?ummm I see a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom and some bedrooms and lots of closets!! 13. Where is your room? ot

The Most Functional English Word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shit

The Most Amazing Man
This is going to sound crazy but I have found the man of my dreams..it is truly a fairytale..I have met the most amazing man..his name is Michel. He is everything a woman could dream of..handsome, kind, caring, romantic and compassionate. Truly an amazing man. I love you Michel more than anything and I am so proud to be yours :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Most Provocative Pic Contest
MOST PROVOCATIVE PIC CONTEST Picture entered must be provocative but also Safe For Work. Contest will be based on comments and comment bombing is allowed. Contest will run for 7 days and starts on March 22nd Midnight Eastern and ends on March 29th Midnight Eastern. PRIZES 1st- 1 Week Blast 2nd- Corvette from the CT Gift Shop 3rd- Choice of Rings from the CT Gift Shop Please send me link to the picture you want to use or private message me and let me know what pic you want me to rip. Hope to have many entries so please help spread the word and repost bulletin. Thanks you very much and good luck to all!

The Most Functional English Word
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,

The Most Fascinating Object In The World
"A delicately rosy, silky-satinsomehowinnocent, always-vulnerableerect penis is probably the most fascinating object inthe world" ....Helen Gurley Brown, editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan Magazine-Pam-

Most Good...some Confusing
This has been a blast. With the one exception of some pricks deciding my Coast Guard time was meaningless, I have had no bad experience. Met and said hi to lots of people on my friends list, but more important, the 8 on my family list. They are the best, but I guess that's why I enjoy talking to them. I never did understand what CT's idea was behind the different lists of people, fans of, fans, friends, family, so I adopted my own use for them. Whether it's what was meant, what others are doing, or completely different from everyone, here it is in a nutshell. Fans of; well that's self-explanatory. People who I become my fans of. Haven't spoke to them yet but have read their profile, and maybe even rated their photos. These are the people that I will get to eventually to talk to and possibly move into my friends list. Fans; These are the people who are fans of me. Who knows why, but I leave anything further up to them since they initiated contact first. I will reply in kind t

The Most Functional English Word:
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD: Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some

The Most Important Body Part
The Most Important Body Part ============================= My mother used to ask me: "What is the most important part of the body?" Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, "No Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon." Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer. So this time I told her, "Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes. She looked at me and told me, "You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind." Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge. Over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, "No, but you are getting smarter every year, my child." Then when my grandpa pa

The Most Talked About Subject
1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. 2. The most common fantasy is oral sex. 3. 8% of us have regular anal sex. 4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. 5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. 6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. 7. Men say the average erect penis is 10. Women say itfs 4. 8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. 9. 56% of men have had sex at work. 10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. 11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. 12. 62% think there

5 Most Dangerous Things In The Army
1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..." 2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..." 3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..." 4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..." 5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this shit..."

The Most Sanctified Evocation Of The Pizza Delivery Lad
Know ye, of brite eyes and rumbling tummy, that yon ritual hast been performéd by thine ancestors since first man yearnéd for munchies. Prepareth, hence, for thy ritual by cleansing thy Desk area to preserve a sacred space for thy pizza, which shalt shortly be deliveréd unto ye by the hallowed messenger. Relinquish, thee, all papers and such which doth undoubtedly clutter thy sacred Desk until the time of pizza doth occur. And set ye out upon thy keyboard a mighty set of napkins, for the art of pizza ingestion ist a faulty process fraught with grease stains. Upon this sacred preparation, annoint ye now thy lips with Cola of thy deity's significance and prepare to petition the spirits of thy local and most favoréd patron deity of pizza. Be it called upon by the name of Domino, Our Little Caesar, Howie the Hungry, or Great Father Romano...ye shalt call upon thy deity for spirited release from the hunger pangs of thy tummy. Begin ye now the ritual. Take up the divination of t

The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like sh

The Most Functional Word In The English Language
The most functional word in the dictionary!!! Body: The most functional word in the dictionary!!!! Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are col

The Most Important Things In Life
not necessarily in this order.. just as i thought of them 1) blow jobs 2) music 3) freedom 4) money (see #3 = freedom) 5) a high speed internet connection 6) silence -- i enjoy vast amounts of time by myself 7) coffee 8) did i mention blow jobs? 9) friends? 10) love and cuddlin (odd how that one comes last) hey im drunk.. thats the only time i update this blog.. and if you asked me right now if i want love.. or head.. the answer is simple =) im thinking pretty surface level tonight - nothin deep - this was thinkin outload with lux

The Most Functional English Word
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. ! You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are h

The Most Rediculous Thing...
some funny fucker flagged my primary pic as NSFW!!! How? Ok I am sitting in the Bath, but all you can see is me from the waist up, I am not entirly meager in attributes, but FFS there is nothing to see except what the average guy shows on the street every summer! Opinions on a postcard... Now in a foul mood as thats the best pic I have of me that I thought I could show :/

Most Frequently Used Words
The complete Webster's dictionary has over 460,000 words. However, around 75% of all words used in schoolbooks, library books, newspapers, and magazines are in the Dolch Basic Sight Vocabulary of just 220 words! These words are: a, about, after, again, all, always, am, an, and, any, are, around, as, ask, at, ate, away, be, because, been, before, best, better, big, black, blue, both, bring, brown, but, buy, by, call, came, can, carry, clean, cold, come, could, cut, did, do, does, done, down, draw, drink, eat, eight, every, fall, far, fast, find, first, five, fly, for, found, four, from, full, funny, gave, get, give, go, goes, going, good, got, green, grow, had, has, have, he, help, her, here, him, his, hold, hot, how, hurt, I, if, in, into, is, it, its, jump, just, keep, kind, know, laugh, let, light, like, little, live, long, look, made, make, many, may, me, much, must, my, myself, never, new, no, not, now, of, off, old, on, once, one, only, open, or, our, out, over, own, pick, play,

Most Fav News Story Ever!!!!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda B. 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and th

The Most (what Goes Around........)
Whatever space you're in, seek to fill it with positive energy and light. Whatever task you're doing, approach it as if it is the most important and fulfilling job you've ever done. Treat each person with whom you interact as the most highly respected person in the world. Look upon every experience as the most valuable experience you've ever had. Those who find the most meaning and fulfillment in life are those who give the most to each moment, to each person and each activity. The world in which you live is the world that your choices create. The most valuable opportunities are those to which you give the best of your attention, effort and commitment. The luckiest people are those who choose to create their own good luck. Every situation is a situation to which you can add value. Every moment is a moment to which you can offer love, beauty and positive purpose. Do you wish to get the most out of life? Then choose to be the most positively alive. -- Ralph Marston

Most Common Passwords
There are many articles on Yahoo! Tech regarding password security, but no matter what advice we get or receive, we're all most likely to choose a password we can remember. Unfortunately, cyberthieves know this weakness all too well, and try to hack into accounts just by using the most common passwords online first. PCMagazine says these are the most commonly used passwords, so if yours is on the list, I recommend you change it immediately. 1. password 2. 123456 3. qwerty 4. abc123 5. letmein 6. monkey 7. myspace 1 8. password 1 9. blink182 10. (your first name) I admit, I've used at least two of these passwords on my low-security accounts (newsites mainly), because as a rule of thumb, I don't ever give up important passwords even on these sites. Becky Worley put together this password makeover post full of tips to help you choose a memorable password that will also keep the bad guys out of your accounts. She recommends sorting all your

Most Hated Family In The Usa
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The 2 Most Powerful Truths To Understand And Live By
There once was a beloved king whose castle was on a high hill, overlooking his shire. He was so popular that the nearby townspeople sent him gifts daily, and his birthday celebration was enjoyed throughout the kingdom. The people loved him for his renowned wisdom and fair judgment. One day, tragedy struck the town. The water supply was polluted, and every man, woman and child went insane. Only the king, who had a private spring, was spared. Soon after the tragedy, the mad townspeople began speaking of how the king was acting "strangely" and how his judgment and wisdom was a sham. Many even went so far as to say that the king had gone crazy. His popularity soon vanished. No longer did the people bring him gifts or celebrate his birthday. The lonely king, high on the hill, had no company at all. One day he decided to leave the hill and pay a visit to the town. It was a warm day, and so he drank from the village water fountain. That night there was a great

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The Most Beautiful Song Ever
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MOST DEAR TO ME ARE THOSE I LOVE, WHO SHARE AND BLESS MY LIFE, WHO FILL MY HEART WITH COUNTLESS JOYS DESPITE DAYS TOUCHED BY STRIFE. MOST DEAR FRIENDS I CHERISH MOST, WHOSE LOYALTY IS TRUE.... WHATEVER MY LOT, WHATEVER MY PAIN, THEY'RE FAITHFUL, THROUGH AND THROUGH. MOST DEAR EACH BLESSING THAT THE LORD BESTOWS WITH LOVING GRACE; NO MATTER IF I SOMETIMES ERR, I'M SAFE IN HIS EMBRACE. MOST DEAR,INDEED, THE VOICE WITHIN THAT GUIDES ME NIGHT AND DAY, AND GENTLTY CHIDES MY QUESTING SOUL EACH TIME I CHANCE TO STRAY. MOST DEAR OF ALL, MY FAITHFUL LORD, WHO DIED TO SET US FREE, THAT WE- ONE DAY-MIGHT FIND TRUE JOY WITH HIM ETERNALLY

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Most Excellent!
I think I'm going to close out this account... On a lighter note, this is a great song... 4 In The Morning Lyrics I went to NY last weekend... It was perty awesome. Ate yummy pizza, and went to a few really good greek places. I also got to meet and spend some time with my cousins. I did realize one thing while I was gone, I will never leave my son again, I missed the lil' fucker... He was mad at me when I got back, and wouldnt talk to me. That made me really sad. He kept close dibs on his dad all weekend and saying that his dad couldn't leave him too. It was really sad, and I will never do it again. Sigh...

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The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

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