Mort decided to propose to Sarah, but prior to her acceptance Sarah felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Mort that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, ;Mort felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Mort looked Sarah in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'
Sarah and Mort got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Mort whisked Sarah off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another...
As Sarah put her hands in Mort's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Mort ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is .... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long
