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A Nice Way To Meet A Woman (adult)A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
The Bug (adult)A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's
penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little
girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis
smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
Learn To Give SpaceYOU KNOW SOMETIMES YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOU FORGET THERE IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE VERY MUCH YOUR NEGLECTING OR FORGET TO TELL THEM GOOD JOB THEY HAVE THERE OWN PROBLEMS AND YOU DONT NOTICE THEY NEED HELP WITH EVERYDAY THINGS THAT YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED ITS TIME TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND HELP OUR WIVES!!!AND LET THEM HAVE A LITTLE QUALITY TIME FOR THERE SELF LET THEM HAVE A LITTLE SPACE THEY DISRVE A LITTLE PAMPERING THEM SELVES SO GUYS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR THEM.
I Am A Leader....coolYou scored as Vampire Leader. You are a Vampire Leader, you care about your clan of childer, and others who look up to you. Vampire Leader75%Rogue Vampire63%Clan Member50%What Kind of Vampire are You? (Pics)created with QuizFarm.com
BubblesThere were 3 ducks in a court house.
The first duck walks up to the judge.
The judge asks why are you here?
Duck one replies, I was blowing bubbles in the back of the store.
The judge says that is not a crime and lets the duck go.
The second duck walks up to the judge.
The judge asks why are you here?
The duck replies I was blowing bubbles in the back of the store.
The judge again says that is not a crime and lets him go.
The third duck walks up to the judge.
The judge asks for the third time, why are you here?
The duck replies, uuuummmm, I'm bubbles.
The judge lloks at the duck and just says oh!
The Old Lady And The Sex ShopA little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models"
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbbitch offffff?"
I Am Dead..who Knew?You scored as DEAD. whewwwwwwwwwww... its fun being dead... yeah.. ok mabye not... but you get smart sometimes... but most dead people tend to drink alot so never mind...DEAD88%spasic(sp) human38%alive38%dieing or already deadcreated with QuizFarm.com
My God....why...
ya know i have learned this the hard way....i am in no way talking about RICH, telly,dave or derek ( and maybe two more of you that i talk to)... but why does it seem that men are worse then women when it comes to acting like lil bitches??? I mean c'mon we are how old??? don't act like lil babies when you can't get or have what you want!!!!! you seriously make me wanna turn lesbian.... however... you would like that too much!!! so i am gonna be done with the drama from you men.. ( not my RICH, telly, dave, derek or couple others) and i just wont talk to you... DAMN... LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST LOST A REAL GOOD FREAKIN FRIEND.. SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK!!!
I Missed It.Did that old broad ever find out where the beef was?
I Am Callisto!You scored as Callisto. You Scored as Callisto. When she was young her village was raided by a Warrior Princess named Xena. Since that day she vowed to become good enough to hunt down and slice her revenge out of Xena's flesh. Each season brings new ways she tries to screw Xena over. Even though she's "good" now, I miss the 'ol gal.Callisto100%Ares50%Joxer42%Aphordite8%Xena8%Draco0%Gabrielle0%What Xena Warrior Princess Character are You?created with QuizFarm.com
Need Alittle HelpNEED SOME LUVIN UP IN HERE BECAUSE I'M STUCK OR I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG U TELL ME
Sand Castles©Well here we go again. Another great adventure. Have you ever been asked to go on an adventure and instead of saying yes,lets you've said where? I often ask if you'd like to go on an adventure and most just laugh and giggle. So once more...
Do you want to go on an adventure?
She said yes. I had called her because she is my playtoy. Over time, a trust has been developed between us. I have explored every inch of her and listened to the sound I can make her body make in response to my touch. We have learned each other completely.
I told her we were going for a little ride and to be ready shortly. I had a bold idea and wanted to really push her this time. I knew she would jump at the challenge,lol. I am sure she could hear the trouble in my voice and asked what I required. I told her she was to be VERY inventive and totally accessible. She just giggled and said see you in a few minutes.
I showed up and was a bit puzzled when she called my cell and said to pull up near the g
Repost It As A Bulletin If You Want.I don't enjoy the fact or the idea of looking at women in their outside appearance rather it's the inside that counts. (You know the saying: "Looks can be deceiving but no matter a girl is a girl because she is what she is and she'll always be the girl that will be there for anyone to love and learn about.)
Apparently in my opinion or say that man like us forgot that there's a very important part found in between and buried deep inside a woman's body. A heart. I think some of us have forgotten that therein lays the problem of getting a good relationship.
A good relationship that has been thought to be dead isn't really dead rather it's just still there lying in a dormant position. I think that's the reason why a couple of my friends in school forgot the idea of just getting a girlfriend and loving for what she is than not. I try to tell them but some listened others continued to lecher around luxuriously but to no avail they don't have a girlfriend. (In which I am happy for becau
“is It Really Possible For A Guy Who Has Literally No Sexual Confidence And No Control Over His Sex Drive To Transform Himself Into The Kind Of “in CoDear Friend,
Your sex drive is killing your sex life.
The amazing gift – of a sex drive – that you were born with, has become your worst enemy.
Let me ask you something…
Have you ever seen an innocent child chasing after a butterfly?
Just as the child gets closer to the butterfly, and begins smiling because he’s about to catch it… he gets too excited, and moves too fast… and scares his prize away.
And this is exactly what you’re probably doing with women right now.
Innocently… and ignorantly… you’re pushing away the women you’re most attracted to… and, in the process, you’re pushing away your chances of having sexually fulfilling relationships with those women.
How am I so sure about this?
Because I did this exact same thing ALL MY LIFE.
And it’s only now, after years of “self development” and learning that I’m able to see my past thinking and behavior for EXACTLY what it was… DESTRUCTIVE.
Some Of The Many Mistakes I Made…
You may have heard me
Using Your BodyUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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Smudging: How To Do It -- How Not To Do ItI came across a very interesting article from "Shaman's Drum" which was reprinted for Vision Quest Bookstore. I will attempt to convey the gist of it, along with my views, as a student of the Ways of the Teneh, about it. Smudging is a way of using the smoke from burning herbs as a way to cleanse the body, an object, or a given area of negative influences. I myself use smudging to "cleanse" crystals before using them in jewelry projects I may do, and for protecting my home from some recent "bad vibe"-producing events. I imagine that the skillful use of the proper herbs could help in warding and banishing ceremonies as well, if used properly and with reverence. The three most used plant material for smudging are sage of all types, cedar and sweetgrass.
Sage
There are two major genii and several varieties of each genus of Sage that are used for smudging. Salvia, or the herb sage used for cooking, comes in two major varieties: S. officinalis, commonly known as Garden Sage, and S. apia
Silly RabbitOk, you're the silly rabbit trying to get some Trix. And those damn kids keep stealing it from you. What the hell? I mean, your picture is all over the box. Show those pissant kids who's boss and crush them like the bugs they are.
And Mr. Lucky Charms Guy, you are a disgrace to mystical Irish beings everywhere. Use some magic to set the little buggers on fire.
Idiots.
4 My Lover KoloRoses are red
Kolo you're my babe
So come over so i can get laid
You know u want this dick
And its waitin for you hard as a brick
You are my hawaiian lover
You make my heart flutter
I feel like a butterfly
And flyin so high
Im thinkin of u always
You make me feel like im in daze
Come over so we can blaze
I love you babe ill never leave you
Im comin over cuz im missin you
U are my one and only
With u by my side im never lonely
I love u KOLO
Remove Blocks = Removing Pasts?One of the exercises in my work study in order to bring out the more creative side of ourselves is to deal with some past triggers that have attempted to block our creative selves.
One of the folks didn't think she had to to do that...or, what we were reading into it was that she wasn't ready to do that. We told her that it was okay.
I added a commentary that I don't think that it was the author's intent for us to completely cleanse our entire souls; after all, what makes each of the artist's unigue is their own emotions that they possess. Some of these are possessed because of unconquered fears or pasts, which makes them who they are.
Do you agree or disagree???
Show Me Some Love.haha. Just kidding.
Your love gives me heartburn.
Did I say heartburn? I meant "insanity".
Let Me Know What You ThinkI have updated some of my information so let me know what you think...let me know if you agree and see if we have the same interests
Tempted?This thought that I came up and wrote was actually written about past five in the morning... I was just logging out of my video game when I told this girl about what I thought of her for I knew her in real life so:
The sands that flow are called time but when time decides to flow in another way then it goes with the water because it slows the sand down and controls it.
In short…
When people think that everyone moves too fast they come across to someone…someone that slows them down that someone will become their own water to flow with until they reach the end of time.
What Will My Porno Be Called?The porno of melissa's life will be called ...
"10 Things you always wanted to do with a vibrator"
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Split These LinesWe’re friends when you’re on your knees,
Knees in which we knead to the floor,
And start beating it as if was dancing
Steadily in the floor so…
Let’s make them dance, dance to the rhythm
That we had never heard from the echoes
Of war that we listen to so gloriously.
Make them dance, like we were shooting their feet.
Make them sing, like there were notes written in
Symphonies and concerts made to shout us in synch.
Make them exalt, like angels shooting arrows flying
All over the place.
It’s just past my curfew and I’m feeling young and reckless.
Young, wandering in these streets, I call purgatorial paradise,
Young loner lingering in these alleys screaming your name in these walls.
Reckless where I crush everything and lose everything
But you because you were in the midst of my eyes.
Reckless where I lust your body around me covering us in ashes
And burns then learn from the tip of your tongue what you
Meant when you confessed your love to me.
The ribbon on
Yesterday, Today And TomorrowThere are two days in every week about which we should not worry.
Two days which should be kept free of fear and apprehension.
One of these Days is yesterday, with its mistakes and care, its fault and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed, We cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone.
The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow, With its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise poor performance. Tomowwo is also beyond our emmidiate control. Tomorrows sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds; but it will rise. Untill it does we have no stake in tomorrow, For it is, as yet, unborn.
This leaves only one day, TODAY. Anyone can fight the battkles of just one day, It is only when you and I add teh burdens of those two aweful eternities that we break down. It is not the experience of today that
Hammering LyricsI find myself
When I'm totally lost in you
I give up nothing of me
And all that I am
Is all that you need
Leaping into your eyes
I see the shadow of my soul
When I let go of myself
The whole world sees me
To hold on tightly
Creates a stranger in the mirror
Love thyself
Will be the only one I know
Free me from the bindings
By wrapping me in the soul
of your endless life
Together we are more
Giving without thought
Until the sum is eternal
MoonloreDEFINITIONS
New Moon or Dark Moon -- the Moon is not illuminated by direct sunlight.
Waxing Crescent -- the visible Moon is partly but less than one-half illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is increasing.
First Quarter -- one-half of the Moon appears illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is increasing.
Waxing Gibbous -- the Moon is more than one-half but not fully illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is increasing.
Full Moon -- the visible Moon is fully illuminated by direct sunlight.
Waning Gibbous -- the Moon is less than fully but more than one-half illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is decreasing.
Last Quarter -- one-half of the Moon appears illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is decreasing.
Waning Crescent -- the Moon is partly but less than one-half illuminated by direct sunlight while the illuminated part is decreasing.
WHEN TO DO YOUR WORKINGS
Secrets Of Dating Younger Women>>>Important Note: As I was finishing up writing
this newsletter, something very interesting
happened. Read all the way to the very, very end
for the story
Head Games?Ok, so I've been dating this girl since August and things seemed to be going good for a while but things went from great to outright strange last week. We were text messaging each other last Wednesday night and I fell asleep. I sent her a message while I was at work to apologize for falling asleep and she seemed all upset, claiming to feel neglected and overlooked.
Realize, this is in text form, I have no idea what inflection is used because it's not like I can hear her or anything. When I ask what's wrong, she said she was just joking and if I felt bad then it's because I have a guilty conscience.
The text messages are getting stranger and she seems like she's either messing with my head. She told me the last time we saw each other that we wouldn't be able to see each other for three weeks (which means we'd see each other this weekend) and last Friday she asked me if we were even dating any more since we hadn't seen each other for two weeks.
Then...last night she sends me a message
Invocation Of The Horned GodBy the flame that burneth bright,
O'Horned One!
We call thy name into the night,
O'Horned One!
Thee we invoke, by the moon-led sea,
By the standing stone and the twisted tree.
Thee we invoke where gather thine own,
By the nameless shrine forgotten and lone.
Come where the round of the dance is trod,
Horn and hoof of the goatfoot God!
By moonlit meadow, on dusky hill,
When the haunted wood is hushed and still.
Come to the charm of the chanted prayer,
As the moon bewitches the midnight air.
Evoke thy powers, that potent bide
In shining stream and the secret tide.
In fiery flame by starlight pale,
In shadowy host that rides the gale,
And by the fern-brakes fairy-haunted
Of forests wild and woods enchanted.
Come! Come!
To the heart-beats drum!
Come to us who gather below
When the broad white moon is climbing slow
Through the stars to the heaven's height
We hear thy hoofs on the wind of night!
As black tree-branches shake and sigh,
By joy and terror we
Human Interest Story For All..Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some
>5,000 -- are donated To ARLINGTON FEDERAL CEMETERY by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine. The
>owner, MERRILL WORCESTER, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the
>trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also,
>most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC
>with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact
>that Harrington is in one the POOREST parts of the state.
> Please share this with everyone on your address list. You hear
>too much about the bad things people do. Everyone should hear about this...
Improving?Today makes 3 weeks since the Bell's palsy hit me - 21 days and counting. I am able to move my left eyebrow some, so I'm hoping I'm getting better. Keep your fingers crossed. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still amongst the living and taking it day by day. Thank you to everyone that has asked how I'm doing and sent me well wishes :)
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
Much appreciated,
Kim
Home Blessing MagickA home blessing meditation for charging a room:
Sit straight with palms on lap, take deep breaths, relax, and move into a mental space where you activate your intuitive senses.
Imagine a cord of energy from your spine connecting you to the Earth, and channel energy from the Earth through it.
Silently ask for divine protection, guidance, and blessing.
Direct your psychic sensing outward, and feel lines of force coming out of your aura.
Note where the strongest energy is (check out the floor, ceiling, directions, etc), Note spots that feel empty or dead, note places that feel full alive, focus on where you are sitting and how you feel at that particular spot.
Imagine a sphere of light and love energy at your heart, feel it pulsing outward with every breath.
Feel the radiance increase with every breath, feel yourself as a star, continue to breathe deeply and send out the energy, letting it pulsate in the room.
When ready, start making power sounds representing the love and light y
"god" N "alter Egos"If love is God N God is love, what would U sacrifice 4 it?
Everything U have, C, want etc..?
Others do not have, C or even dream of?
I would trade the world if I could, cause my God does not punish N is Loving, Caring N understanding.
My ego is just that "Easing God Out", so thier lies the alter N true self.
I can show it with ease no matter how much I try 2 hide, Love is the cure 2 the disease.
Hear Ye The Words Of The Star GoddessHear ye the words of the Star Goddess; she in the dust of whose feet are the hosts of heaven, and whose body encircles the universe:
"I who am the beauty of the green earth, and the white moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, call unto thy soul: Arise, and come unto me. For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe. From Me all things proceed, and unto Me all things must return; and before My face, beloved of gods and of men, let thine innermost divine self be enfolded in the rapture of the infinite. Let My worship be within the heart that rejoices; for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. And thou who thinkest to seek Me, know that thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not unless thou knowest the Mystery: that if that which thou seekest thou findest not within thee, thou wilt never find it without. For beh
Healing By The MoonMoon goddesses are also goddess of magic and herbal healing. Isis, Artemis, Hecate, and Diana are just a few of the any lunar deities who were invoked in herbal healing rituals and spells.
The very first forms of magic were healing magic. Healers used the energies and properties of the world around them to bring their ailing patients back into a state of health. They observed that all living things responded to the waxing and waning of the Moon. During the Full Moon shellfish are plumper and more succulent, and mammals have more blood in their bodies and
stronger heartbeats. Women tend to menstruate during the New Moon and ovulate during the Full Moon. The herbs used by ancient healers were said
to be best when picked during a particular phase of the Moon.
As a modern herbalist, I have found the Moon to be a powerful healing ally.
Unlike my healing predecessors, I am spoiled by a ready supply of prepared herbs. Therefore, I don’t spend a lot of time picking my herbs during the
JobWell I hope I get my job at wal mart. I did all 3 interviews and the drug test for them. I will be working in the photo lab and in 1 year I will be certified to work the machines that print the photos! So wish me luck.
been told that if wal mart drug test you after your interviews your pretty much gonna get the job. So yeah lets just hope so
Feast For The Fallen WarriorsYou will need the following tools and items: Staff, athame, cauldron, 1 black candle, 1 red candle, 1 white candle, a plate with bread and salt, a plate of cookies in animal and human shapes, and an apple, blanket & BOS.
Place the cauldron in the center of working area and put the white candle inside the cauldron, the black candle to the right of the cauldron, and the red to the left of the cauldron.
Ground and center
Walk deosil 3 times around in a circle
Stand before the cauldron
Light the black candle. Hold your staff before you horizontally and say:
This is the time to honor all fallen warriors. Great Dagda, All Father, you who have gathered to you all brave warriors who die in battle, I salute you.
Light the red candle to the left of the cauldron. Hold your staff before you horizontally and say:
Morrigan, Supreme War Goddess, you who have gathered your share of the fallen heroes, I salute you.
Light the white candle. Again holding your staff horizontally say:
Hail to t
Your Goth NameMine is ~~ Violent Beauty ~~
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Folding The FlagDo you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776?
Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day!
The 1st fold of the flag is a symbol of life.
The 2nd fold is a symbol of the belief in eternal life.
The 3rd fold is made in honor and remembrance of the veterans departing the ranks who gave a portion of their lives for the defense of the country to attain peace throughout the world.
The 4th fold represents the weaker nature, for as American citizens trusting in God, it is to Him we turn in times of peace as well as in time of war for His divine guidance.
The 5th fold is a tribute to the country, for in the words of Stephen Decatur, "Our Country, in dealing with other countries, may she always be right; but it is still ou
Cleansing Spell/ritual:Supplies Needed:
1 pound of bicarbonate of Soda
1 pound of sea salt
Several ounces of fresh rosemary
Small bag made of cheesecloth (a piece that can be tied will do)
Several large white (or non-dyed) towels (optional: soft natural fabric robe - terry cloth, cotton, flannel, etc. - white or non-dyed)
Either 1, 3, 6 or 9 candles - preferably white or, if scented, pale in color.
Also, if scented, scent should be lavender, rosemary or chamomile.
Incense: patchouli, sandalwood, lavender or rosemary.
Wooden matches and candle snuffer.
(You may want to place a pen and paper or notebook by your bed as well)
The timing and setting of this spell are crucial....it should be done just prior to going to bed (or when you can sleep/rest undisturbed for approximately 8 hours) - you should sleep alone - if this is not possible then you should be able to enter your bed well before or after your partner and you should remain UNDISTURBED the entire time.
Prepare the room - Wash out the ba
I'm Your FlagTraditionalists say I was born of a woman's hand -- fashioned from bits of colored cloth by a seamstress in a small house in Philadelphia, a year after the new country was born.
Historians are less certain of my origin. Yet, no one doubts my existence.
I was created out of necessity to serve as the emblem of a people whose experiment in nationhood was as unique as the arrangement of my stars and stripes.
I have proved my adaptability to change. I've accommodated growth.
I've stood up to time and troubles. I fluttered in the Fall air with General Washington and his loyal French allies at Yorktown. My fabric was shredded by cannonballs from British frigates
in the War of 1812 and I was carried in triumph by Andy Jackson at New Orleans.
The British could see me clearly in the mists of "dawn's early light,"
waving from the standards at Fort McHenry.
I've witnessed turmoil and bitterness, even lost some of my glory in mid-century in a war between brothers, but I was restored
A Solitary Ritual Of ThanksYou will need:
a large white or pink bowl,
one white candle,
spring water,
fresh flowers (white if possible),
and a piece of white cloth.
This can be performed outside or in, whichever you prefer.
Place the bowl on the ritual surface (your altar or the ground).
If desired, cast a circle.
Affix the white candle to the center of the bowl with warmed beeswax or with wax from another white candle.
Pour water into the bowl. Place the flowers in the water (either take the petals off or pop the heads of the stems and set the stems aside). Light the candle.
Visualize your reason for the ritual, remember why you are giving thanks.
Touch the water on both sides of the candle with your fingertips, saying:
Lady of the Moon, of stars and the Earth,
Lord of the Sun, of forest and the hills,
I perform a ritual of thanks
My love shine like the flame
My love floats like the petals
Upon you.
Lady of Waters, of flowers and seas,
Lord of Air, of horns and of fire,
I perfor
Back AgainBack Again
Oct 23, 2006
Like I was never gone... I'm back to the city life. Short trip this time. Only gonna be here a few days. Will and I are just adding some more background vocals, and then head out. The photo shoot will be this weekend, and after much debate between NYC, Chicago, and Cincinnati...Cincy will be the place. We wanted to keep the theme of four "small town" guys in the big city. (After all, I think we have all been affected or shall I say influenced by the bright lights.) Anyway, Cincy had it all. The big city feel, but a hometown feel as well...if that makes any sense? I guess the "home" feel may just be in my head. Way, way, way back before Dayton opened its arms, and we had the "Sidney Squirrels" welcoming us, Cincy was the only place that an all original band could get a show. We were part of "The Cincinnati Rock Machine". Played at legendary Cincinnati Red, Pete Rose's book signing. Did several in store shows at Cincy "Media Play" retailers. Shared the stage wi
Athame Dedication Ritual )o( Full Moon1. Ritual Bath -
2. Cleanse Athame of any dirt or debris and place on your altar
A. Casting the circle
1. Facing East use your right index finger to trace the boundaries of your circle deosil
2. Light your altar candle
3. Address elements by lighting East,South,West & North candles w/ the altar candle
4. Dip the tip of your forefinger into the Salt & say:
"Let the Sacred Salt of life protect & serve me in this rite"
5. Take 3 pinches of salt & drop them 1 at a time into the water.
Stir the water 3 times clockwise & say:
"Deosil Deosil round & round holy water holy ground"
6. Starting in the East sprinkle the sacred salt water around the circle's perimeter.
7. Repeat w/ incense.
8. Return to the altar & say:
"This circle is now open! Golden divinity blessed be!"
B. Meditating - Connecting
1.Sit or kneel before your altar (do not cross legs or arms)
2. Breathe in & out 13 times to clear your system
3. If you have Deities or symbols focus on them now
C. Athame Dedicatio
After A Long Day At The Office (long Day Part Ii)I know I need to proof this one... but I'm lazy....
I arrive at home happy to be off work. After that mind blowing episode with my woman I am spent and ready to come home, eat some dinner and lay down. She wore me out. Wow, I’m like a kid on a sugar high right now. Only if I knew that I was going to be that same kid on a sugar high and a trip to the toy store…..
I pulled up to my parking space in front of our apartment. There her car was parked in her normal spot next to where I normally park, but in my parking spot was another vehicle that I really didn’t recognize. Normally I’d get frustrated, but I was feeling so good that it just didn’t matter. I would just pull to the other side, park, walk in and kiss my woman. Knowing her something was on the stove. She loved serving me. Not that I ever said she had to be that way, but she always took good care of me. I can already hear it. “Hi daddy. Food will be ready in a minute.” Let me tell you, I have got to be t
Slinky Dress & A Garter BeltWe had both been working so hard and been so busy all week, so I suggested a romantic evening out.
We decided on a fancy restaurant (any excuse for Foxy to wear a slinky dress and a garter belt). Foxy decided to wear a slinky little red dress.
We decided to go to a quaint little Italian restaurant, and just before we are seated, Foxy said, "Honey guess what I'm not wearing? " I blush when I realize she is pretty much naked underneath her dress. Foxy sits next to me, and she lets her hand slide down to my lap after the waitress takes our drink order....
Foxy unzips my trousers, and she slowly takes my semi-hard cock out. Foxy fingers the head of my cock with her thumb, and I start to nuzzle on her ear. "Mmm, your tongue is so soft and moist..." she says, as I start trailing her ear lobe with it.
I feel my breathing coming more and more unsteady, as Foxy strokes me faster and faster...."I love how your cock reacts when I play with it. Mmm, you're so big!" she says.
Foxy fe
Your Thoughts?"It is common knowledge that older men seek vulnerability in younger females. The femmes are easily duped into believing said man cares for her. She misses the signs and ends up with a "broken heart". She ends up being used for sex. Older men want older women to satisfy their need for conversation and company. Older men want younger women to satisfy their need for lust."
Are all men like this, or it is a false statement?
Your thoughts please??
Self Dedication RitualYou will need to decide on a place where you will not be disturbed. It is best to come to this place after a purification bath and a time of silent contemplation. This will release incorrect energies and set up the correct ritual attitude.
When you arrive at your location, you need to purify space. You will use sea salted water and lighted incense to do this. I like to use sandalwood because of its spiritual vibration.
Walk the circle, with the incense and salted water once clockwise. Say:
"I consecrate this place of rite,
by salted water, smoke , and firelight.
So mote it be."
Now move back to the center of the circle where your altar space is and replace the incense and salted water.
Take a few minutes to visualize a circle of white light energy surrounding your working space. Once this is done, you need to physically redraw the circle with your athame, wand or right hand. Some traditions walk the circle 3 times for the 3 Celtic worlds, or the Maiden, Mother, and Crone
Holy Fuck!I am gonna be a daddy! twins! i hope she comes up here!! ask for details....
yup TRIPS...
cant wait
New Photoset On Www.viciousvamp.comI just posted a new photoset in the Glamour/Strip Tease section of my website called "Red and Black Waist Cincher". Go check it out at www.ViciousVamp.com". And don't forget to check out Vanessa at Corsetry by Vanessa who made my beautiful waist cincher.
Hey....Hey People, just figured it was about time I get my blog rolling. I know I haven't had the chance to come by everyon'e page yet to say hey and show my loving. I'm getting there slowly slowly so bare with me.
Just wanted to say thanks cherries for all the love! You guys are the bestest! Don't know what I would do without you guys!
Love;
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26 Principals Of Life1.All Are Related: There is a Native American saying, which translates roughly to "All are Related". Everything in the universe is part of The Great Spirit, from a rock, to a plant, to a fish, to a human. The spirit flows between and within us all, and is the building block of everything. Since we are all part of the same whole, we should treat the rest of the whole as if it is part of us, i.e. with compassion and love. We are all part of the Great Spirit, just like all the different leaves on a tree are still part of the tree.
2.The Energy Flow: The universe is composed of energy. This energy flows between everything, us and within us all. When we have internal blocks, the energy fails to flow correctly, causing illness, lethargy and other symptoms. This energy can be directed consciously, we can see it, and feel it. How we feel affects our energy levels; negativity drains energy, positivity creates energy.
3.We Are Beings of Both Spirit and Flesh: We are spirits, but at the same
My Music.Just me riffing and it's oldish. I pic louder than the amp....sad
Consecration Of A New Book Of ShadowsMaterials: 4 votive candles, 1 taper candle, a chalice with salt-water, a bowl of sand, a cone of sandalwood incense, matches.
Place the object in the middle of your alter.
Create a Pentacle around it with the corresponding votive candles, Yellow-East-Air, Red-South-Fire, Blue-West-Water, Green-North-Earth. Then at the top of the Pentacle place on taper candle of Purple or Black-Akasha-Spirit. Off to the right center of alter place the bowl of sand, the chalice, and the incense.
Light the taper candle saying:
"I place before you my Book of Shadows and
ask the elements to assist my consecration."
Remove the taper candle from its holder and light the green votive, from its flame, saying,
"I consecrate with the element of Earth."
Place the bowl of sand atop your BOS.
Light the blue votive, saying,
"I consecrate thee with the element of water."
With your fingers sprinkle a little salt-water on the BOS, and then add some to the bowl of sand.
Light the red votiv
Sunday Afternoon QuickieJohn and Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed...
"An ambulance just drove by!"
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company!" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony, too."
Watch A Boy Cum Live On Webcam ... In 20 Minutes!!!I will add content for my Sperm Gallery tonight, I will do it live on my webcam.
Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (No, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better)
I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :)
Otherwise, comments are always wecome:
- More Skin album
- Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Made for me album (must be FRIEND over 18)
Thank you in advance, kisses.
Nice boy
PS: I changed my Yahoo account, so even those that were on my contact list before are not anymore: CONTACT ME =)
Lizard BirthingIf you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me.
"I'm serious dad, can you help?"
I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."
What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"
I was equally outraged.
"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accuse
Pagan HolidaysSamhain, pronounced sow-en and called Halloween today, is the ending of the Celtic year. The Celtic new year actually begins at sunset on October 31. This ritual is known as Ancestor Night or Feast of the Dead. Because the veil between the worlds is thinnest on this night, it was and is considered an excellent time for divinations. Feasts are made in remembrance of dead ancestors and as an affirmation of continuing life. A time for settling problems, throwing out old ideas and influences. This is either celebrated October 31, or the first Full Moon in Scorpio.
Winter Solstice or Yule, occurs about December 21. This is the time of death and rebirth of the Sun God. The days are shortest, the Sun at its lowest point. The Full Moon after Yule is considered the most powerful of the whole year. This ritual is a light festival, with as many candles as possible on or near the altar in welcome of the Sun Child.
Imbolc, February 1st or the first Full Moon in Aquarius, is a time of cleansin
MeIm 21 single, no kids,no stress, and very very cute. Ask anything you want to know about me, Im an open book
Song Of The Goddess By Scott CunninghamI am the Great Mother, worshipped by all creation and existent prior to their consciousness. I am the primal female force, boundless and eternal.
I am the chaste Goddess of the Moon, the Lady of all magic. The winds and moving leaves sing my name. I wear the crescent Moon upon my brow and my feet rest among the starry heavens. I am mysteries yet unsolved, a path newly set upon. I am a field untouched by the plow. Rejoice in me and know the fullness of youth.
I am the blessed Mother, the gracious Lady of the harvest. I am clothed with the deep, cool wonder of the Earth and the gold of the fields heavy with grain. By me the tides of the Earth are ruled ; things come to fruition according to my season. I am refuge and healing. I am the life-giving Mother, wondrously fertile.
Worship me as the Crone, tender of the unbroken cycle of death and rebirth. I am the wheel, the shadow of the Moon. I rule the tides of women and men and give release and renewal to weary souls. Though the
Charge Of The Dark GoddessWisdom and empowerment are the gifts of the Dark Goddess of Transformation.
She is known to us as Kali, Hecate, Cerridwen, Lilith,Persephone, Fata, Morgana, Ereshkigal, Arianhrod, Durga, Inanna, Tiamat, and by a million, million other names:
Hear me child, and know Me for who I am. I have been with you since you were born, and I will stay with you until you return to Me at the final dusk.
I am the passionate and seductive lover who inspires the poet to dream.
I am the One who calls to you at the end of your journey. After the day is done, My children find their blessed rest in my embrace.
I am the womb from which all things are born.
I am the shadowy, still tomb; all things must come to Me and bare their breasts to die and be reborn to the Whole.
I am the Sorceress that will not be ruled, the Weaver of Time, the Teacher of Mysteries. I snip the threads that bring my children home to me. I slit the throats of the cruel and drink the blood of the heartless. Swallow your fea
LoveWhat is love anyways can anybody actually answer that ?
The Charge Of The Dark GodListen to the words of the Dark God, who was of old called Acheron, Chamer, Anubis, Hades, Mors, Hoder, and by many other names.
I am the shadow in the bright day, I am the reminder of mortality at the height of living. I am the neverending veil of Night where the Star Goddess dances. I am the Death that must be so that Life may continue, for behold, Life is immortal because the living must die.
I am the strength that protects, that limits. I am the power that says No, No Further, and That Is Enough. I am the things that may not be spoken of, and I am the laughter at the edge of Death.
Come with me into the warm enfolding dark, feel my
caresses in the hands, in the mouth, in the body of one you love, and be transformed.
Gather in the moonless night and speak in unknown
tongues. The Dark Mother and I will listen. Sing to us and cry out and the Power will be yours to unfold.
Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss returns, for my kiss is the final one fo
The Charge Of The CroneHear the words of the Dark Goddess who stands within the crossroads, whose torch illuminates the Underworld:
I am the Queen of Magic and the dark of the Moon, hidden in the deepest night.
I am the mystery of the Otherworld and the fear that coils about your heart in the time of your trials.
I am the soul of nature that gives form to the universe; it is I who await you at the end of the spiral dance.
Most ancient among gods and mortals, let my worship be within the heart that has truly tasted life, for behold all acts of magic and art are my pleasure and my greatest ritual is love itself.
Therefore let there be beauty in your strength, compassion in your wrath, power in your humility, and discipline balanced through mirth and reverence.
You who seek to remove my veil and behold my true
face, know that all your questioning and efforts are for nothing, and all your lust and desires shall avail you not at all.
For unless you know my mystery, look wherever you will, it will elude
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It SucksHave you ever liked someone that you couldn't be with? I'm talking not just hanging out but dating. There is a friend I like but we decided not to date and just be friends cause of some stuff. Its weird cause when I first met him, I never thought I would even think of dating him but now that I know him, he's cool as hell. But we are going to be good friends and I guess thats better then nothing at all.
A Zoo StoryA guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"
The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I''m taking him to the movies."
The Charge Of The Horned God"And these are the words of Cernunnos, Herne, Atho, Beli, the voice of the Horned One, He whose names are un-numbered:
I am the wild hunter of the forest deep
And I am the fire upon the hill
And I am the sower of the seed
And the tiller of the soil of the earth.
And I am the golden warrior
Whose arrows are the shafts from the sun
The thunder is my hoof fall
The wilderness my shrine.
I wield the oaken staff
The elements at my call
By day am the sun
by night I ride upon the wild winds.
I am a stag, a tree and mountain
My seed within the earth's dark womb
For I am the Horned One;
Sire of the Universe
Love and Consort of the Goddess am I
In the wilderness doth my spirit dwell
And all wildlings
And fugitives of oppression
Are cherished within my heart.
To such as thee, my hidden children
Am I provider and protector
For all things wild and free
are in my keeping
And all things of beauty and freedom and life
Are joy unto my spirit;
Swiftly I come to merrime
Bouncing Baby Boy BallsThere was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
The Charge Of The GodListen to the words of the Great Father, who of old was called Osiris, Adonis, Zeus, Thor, Pan, Cernunnos, Herne, Lugh and by many other names.
My law is harmony with all things.
Mine is the secret that opens the gates of life and mine is the dish of salt of the earth that is the body of Cernunnos that is the eternal circle of rebirth.
I give the knowledge of life everlasting, and beyond death I give the promise of regeneration and renewal.
I am the sacrifice, the father of all things, and my protection blankets the earth.
Hear the words of the dancing God, the music of whose laughter stirs the winds, whose voice calls the seasons.
I who am the Lord of the Hunt and the Power of the Light, sun among the clouds and the secret of the flame.
I call upon your bodies to arise and come unto me.
For I am the flesh of the earth and all its beings.
Thru me all things must die and with me are reborn.
Let my worship be in the body that sings, for behold all a
Death RowThe inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn''''t want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn''''t even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
The Charge Of The GoddessWhenever you have need of anything,
once in the month and better when the moon is full,
then shall you assemble in some secret place
and adore the spirit of me,
who am Queen of all witches.
There shall ye assemble,
ye who are fain to to learn all sorcery,
yet have not won its deepest secrets;
to these will I teach all things that are as yet unknown.
And ye shall be free from slavery;
and as a sign that ye be truly free,
you shall be naked in your rites;
and ye shall dance, sing, feast,make music and love,
all in my praise.
For mine is the ecstasy of the spirit,
and mine also is joy on earth;
for my law is love unto all beings.
Keep pure your highest ideals;
strive ever towards them,
let nothing stop you or turn you aside.
For mine is the secret door which
opens upon the Land of Youth,
and mine is the cup of the wine of life,
and the Cauldron of Cerridwen,
which is the Holy Vessel of Immortality.
I am the gracious Goddess,
who gives the gift of jo
Sigh...Sometimes I feel like I"m running out of things to do in life....
The Witches' RuneDarksome night and shining moon,
Hearken to the witches' rune.
East, then south, west then north,
Here come I to call thee forth.
Earth and water, air and fire,
Work ye unto my desire.
Wand and Pentacle and Sword
Hearken ye unto my word.
Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife,
Waken all ye into life.
Power of the Witches Blade,
Come ye as the charm is made.
Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell,
Lend your aid unto the spell.
Horned Hunter of the Night,
Work my will by magic rite.
By all the power of land and sea,
As I do will, so mote it be.
By all the might of moon and sun,
Chant the spell and be it done.
The Witches CreedHear now the words of the witches,
The secrets we hid in the night,
When dark was our destiny's pathway,
That now we bring forth into light
Mysterious water and fire,
The earth and the wide-ranging air,
By hidden quintessense we know them,
And will and keep silent and dare.
The birth and rebirth of all nature,
The passing of winter and spring,
We share with the life universal,
Rejoice in the magical ring.
Four time in the year the Great Sabbat
Returns, and the witches are seen
At Lammas and Candlemas dancing,
On May Eve and old Hallowe'en.
When day-time and night-time are equal,
When the sun is at greatest and least,
The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned,
Again witches gather in feast.
Thirteen siver moons in a year are,
Thirteen is the coven's array.
Thirteen times as Esbat make merry,
For each golden year and a day.
The power was passed down the ages,
Each time between woman and man,
Each century unto the other,
Ere time and the ages began.
Wh
Choose Wisely And CarefullyUsing Your Power
Self-Determination
Our lives are defined by the decisions we make each day. When we choose one option over another, whether we are selecting a restaurant or considering a cross-country move, we shape our lives. The decision-making process can be empowering, allowing us to enjoy the benefits of self-determination. Yet it can also be a source of anxiety because decisions force us to face the possibility of dissatisfaction and inner conflict. As a result, many of us opt to avoid making decisions by allowing others to make them for us. We consequently turn our power over to spouses, relatives, friends, and colleagues, granting them the stewardship of our lives that is ours by right. Though the decisions we must make are often difficult, we grow more self-sufficient and secure each time we trust ourselves enough to choose.
Ultimately, only you can know how the options before you will impact your daily life and your long-term well-being. Within you lies the power to
Sanity In An Insane Worldread the title.... enough said!!!
Why do things need to be so hard?
I mean... why can't shit just fall into place and be NORMAL... no so FUCKED UP ALL THE DAMN TIME.....
*ding dang dong*
Now back to your regularly scheduled program
The Witches ChantDarksome night and shining Moon,
Hearken to the witches' rune.
East then south, west then north,
Hear! Come! I call Thee forth!
By all the powers of land and sea,
Be obedient unto me.
Wand and Pentacle and Swaord,
Hearken ye unto my word.
Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife,
Waken all ye into life.
Powers of the witch's Blade,
Come ye as the charge is made.
Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell,
Send your aid unto the spell.
Horned Hunter of the night,
Work my will by magic rite.
By all the powers of land and sea,
As I do say, "so mote it be."
By all the might of moon and sun,
As I do will, it shall be done.
The Wiccan RedeBide ye Wiccan laws you must,
in perfect love and perfect trust.
Live ye must and let to live,
fairly take and fairly give.
Tread the circle thrice about
to keep unwelcome spirits out.
To bind ye spell well every time,
let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Light of eye and soft of touch,
Speak ye little, listen much.
Honor the Old Ones in deed and name,
Let love and light be our guides again.
Deosil go by the waxing moon,
Sing and dance ye Wiccan Rune.
Widdershins go when the moon doth wane,
And the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane.
When ye Lady's moon is new,
kiss ye hand to her times two.
When ye moon rides at her peak,
then ye heart's desire seek.
Heed the north winds mighty gale,
lock the door and trim the sail.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
When the wind comes from the South,
love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the West wind blows over thee,
departed souls will restless be.
Nine woods 'neath the Ca
Two More!!!Here's a couple more songs from the upcoming (someday, lol) Snot Rockets album, "37 Short Songs For Rotten Kids".
The Match Song
"Mommy always said don't play ball in the house...
If you run with scissors gonna put your eye out...
Don't let me hear you swear....put on clean underwear...
And never let me see you cut your little sisters hair...
Well mommy's not around...
And daddy's out of town....
They're sitting on the table and calling out your name...
They always draw you in like a moth to a flame....
Go on and play with matches
You probly won't get burned
If you're really careful
No need to be concerned
Go on and play with matches
Strike 'em one by one
See the fire dancin'
Finger burning fun!!!"
Easter Song
"Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hopping down the bunny trail
Hippety, hoppity....
***BANG***
Heh,heh.....got his furry little ass!"
This is gonna sell millions!!! :)
Mid-lifeDepressing but HILARIOUS!
>>> Kimberly Kalfain-Green 10/23/2006 2:08 pm >>>
>>> Olivia Herrera 10/19/2006 1:38 pm >>>
Hopefully this will make me lose a couple of pounds,
>>> Magda Garibay 10/19/2006 1:02 pm >>>
Mid-Life
I can almost feel myself losing weight....
by sending this to you!
You'll understand at the end.
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how
mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole
show on how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few
thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you
are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even justpushing your luck) you'll
probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This
gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing
spans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless s
Du är Det Fulaste Jag Setthaha ja vad i helvete tror du jag menar... ful ful ful.. 'du äcklar mig för faan. -.-
gå och knulla en bäver.
haha ne nu ska jag inte vara sådan. :P
ni försåtr inte ett piss iaf. så vad sitter jag och klagar över.
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Show Us How You SmileMontana, where men are men and sheep are scared!
A Scotch man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant so phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't tak
My HeartHow little in me is not touched by you!
A friendship is a light that fills the heart,
Painting with its gold each darkened hue,
Providing warmth to each sequestered part.
You are the mirror of my better self,
Verifier of the best in me,
A bridge across the unsuspected gulf
Lodged between what can and ought to be.
Expectations can be wings, not bars,
Necessary to sustain our flight.
The faith of friends in us is wholly ours,
Incoming to uplift us to its height.
No soul can see itself, but must depend,
Each on each, upon a trusted friend
Im SorryThis is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are:
I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date
I'm sorry
That my ass isn't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl"
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"
If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you"
PhilospheyHis Own Image
they say
God created
us in His own image,
i am so honored
to see a reflection
of Him in me,
though i know
i am nowhere
near His Glory.
but others
distorted their piety,
they created god
in their own image,
used His words
to curse me
because
i live differently.
-dodinsky-
Feed Back WELCOME!
Cumm For MeI WALK INTO YOUR ROOM ONLY TO FIND YOU WRITHING ON THE FLOOR MOANING-YOUR FINGERS WORKING FAST AND FURIOUSLY ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL PUSSY.
YOUR EYES CLOSED AND COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO ANYTHING EXCEPT YOUR OWN NEEDS.I STARE IN WONDER AT YOUR GORGEOUS BODY UNTIL THE STRAIN IN MY PANTS BECOMES PAINFULL.SLOWLY I UNZIP NOT WANTING TO ALERT YOU TO MY PRESENCE- AS I DO YOU ROLL ONTO ALL FOURS -YOUR FINGERS SLIPPING IN AND OUT OF YOU-I CAN SEE YOUR WETNESS CLINGING TO YOUR FINGERS AND AM OVERCOME WITH A NEED TO TASTE YOU.I QUICKLY GRAB YOUR ASS FIRMLY AND ROLL YOU OVER - YOU GRUNT AS I DO SO- AND SMILE AS I FORCE YOUR LEGS APART YOUR HANDS WRAP THEMSELVES IN MY HAIR AS YOU GRIND INTO MY TONGUE.MY FINGERS DEEP INSIDE YOU-I GENTLY BITE DOWN ON YOUR CLIT-MY COCK BECOMES EVEN THICKER AS A LOW GUTTERAL MOAN ESCAPES YOU
"FUCK ME NOW YOU SAY"
BUT I AM IN CHARGE AND I HOLD YOU IN PLACE AS I EVER SO SLOWLY RUN THE LENGTH OF MY TONGUE FIRST OVER YOUR ASS THEN YOUR WET PUSSY THEN EVEN SL
Gotta Love Bama1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Alabama.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there
is supper.
11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."
13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too da
Pink Condompink Condom:
want someone thats to far away
Green XL Magnium Condom:
Single, Looking For the right Someone
Orange Condom:
Taken
Red Condom:
Single!!!!
black Condom:
Taken And Lovin every minute of it
Purple Condom:
Taken and confused
Teal Condom:
Crushing On Someone and Scared to tell them
Blue Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back
Yellow Condom:
Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not
Trojan Condom:
Like someone who likes you back
but not going out....YET!!!
clear condom:
they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them
No Condom:
I WISH A dumbassss muthafucca would appear at my got damn bed in da middle of the muthafuccin night while im tryin ta sleep an try to kill mee i'll BEAT the muthfuccas ass got damn bring yo knife on muthafucca i aint scurred of yo shittt
Once Was Blind But Now I Seethey say that the best indicator of the future is the past
This is ONLY true if you never stop
and turn around and look
you are scared
you have doubts
you don't want it to be like it was
I am scared
I have doubts
I don't want it to be like it was
I stopped my love
I turned around
I looked
You want to know how I know
because I recognize
I don't want to be the person I became
I never did
I let go
I forgive you
But more importantly I forgive myself
I let go of that fucked up girl
I stand here knowing
That I am a better person
with or without you
I will be the person I always wanted to be
Not all for you
not all for our son
but for me
I know what I want in my life
I know what I want for my future
You, our son, and me
thats ALL I want
thats ALL I need
thats everything I am striving for
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and
Stupidtell me whats stupid, whats gay, what bugs u, what bothers u, anything!
Our FriendshipMay our friendship last forever;
May I sail upon your sea.
May we go through life together;
May there always be a "we."
May I be your endless sky;
May you breathe my gentle air.
May you never wonder why
Each time you look for me, I'm there.
May we be for each a smile
Like the warm, life-giving sun;
Yet when we're in pain awhile,
May our suffering be one.
May we share our special days,
The happiness of one for two;
And if we must go separate ways,
Let my love remain with you
"the Best Of You""THE BEST OF YOU"
a friend of mine heard this song and said it reminded him of me. thank you hun! it means a lot to know that someone is thinking of me, especially on days like this. *hugs*
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holding you
Were you born to resist?
Or be abused?
Is someone getting the best of you?
Are you gone?
And on to someone new?
I needed somewhere to hang my head
Without your noose
You give me something that I didn't have
But had no use
I was too weak to give in
Too strong to lose
My heart is under arrest again
But I break loose
My head is giving me life or death
But I can't choose
I swear I'll never give in
I refuse
Is someone getting the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith
Its real…the pain you feel
Your trust.. you must.. confess
Is someone getting the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real…the pain you feel
The life…the love
He died to heal
T
A Dance In The Dark With Sexy Wet LipsA Dance In The Dark With Sexy Wet Lips
Gently,hesitantly,we kiss.
Softly your lips press against mine, soft, smooth, warm, alive. We kiss and kiss again, and a sigh escapes your lungs between kisses.
Your arms tighten about my neck as I hold you ever tighter in my embrace, my arms slowly massaging your back.
We're very close, and your pelvis rocks forward, meeting my own.
For the first time, our mouths open and my tongue meets yours, both tentative, exploring, searching. A moan builds in my throat, and you
capture it with your mouth and return it in kind. We stand there, afraid to break the embrace, your heart beating faster and faster,
matching mine in intensity.
We break the kiss, loosening the embrace, and look into each others eyes. You search my face, looking for a sign, afraid of "Stop", hoping
for "Yield".
I look down, and reach towards the top button on your shirt. I grasp it, and undo it while gazing into your eyes. Your breathing has
slowed; you're afrai
Hmmmm....just Some Thoughts On Relationshipsi am not a woman who does not know what she wants from a man...it is just hard for me to believe what they have to say to me. i know what every man says about not comparing them to the last one, but when you have been hurt so many times what are you suppose to do? how many of you have commited to one person that was so far away from you? how many of you thought that it was gonna work but the whole time u thought about them cheating or what they were really doing when they werent talking to you or not answering their phone?
i have commited to someone before. waited 6 months for them and didnt do anything wrong. then when we got together everything went down hill. it was like everything we ever talked about was a lie. i worry about that now. i guess i hold on to someone that isnt good for me in fear that if i let him go and move on that the next person wont be there for me like the last one. that everything i do for the new person wont be good enough and then where am i?
i dont sleep a
2 Guys In An ElevatorA small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
Hey People A Poem From Me To UIf I could catch a rainbow,
I would do it just for you
And share with you it's beauty,
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could, I'd build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles,
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow, fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend that's always there,
And a Love that will never disappear.
that is something i felt so much in my heart i will do more soon
Quotes Of The Day For 10/23 - Change & Growth"It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power." Alan Cohen
"We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations." Anais Nin
"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be." William Shakepeare
Fire & IceFire and Ice
Chilled to my very soul;
A long, hard winter ahead.
Memories of a kinder time
bring a smile.
LIFE is strange,
always changing,
for better, for worse,
endless transformations.
But a friendly smile is never far,
unfamiliar eyes seeing
not what, but
Who we are.
LOVE'S but a journey,
not a destination.
Never rest for a
Weary soul,
But a soothing moment,
a gentle touch,
a distraction
from the COLD.
Robert Dale Hetrick
Copyright ©2006 Robert Dale Hetrick
The Momentthe moment
you come to me
all perfect and new
a thought passes before us
but, no words come through
you enter my dreams
and tell me what I want to hear
knowing we can not be
you turn to leave
I would beg you to stay
but, Im not that way
pride interfers with fate
and the moment fades.......
Child AbuseMy name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He tak
Watch A Boy Cum Live On Webcam ... Very Soon!!!I will add content for my Sperm Gallery tonight, I will do it live on my webcam.
Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (No, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better)
I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :)
Otherwise, comments are always wecome:
- More Skin album
- Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Made for me album (must be FRIEND over 18)
Thank you in advance, kisses.
Nice boy
PS: I changed my Yahoo account, so even those that were on my contact list before are not anymore: CONTACT ME =)
Angel Clouds1 cup salted butter.softened
3 Tbsp Powdered sugar
2 tsp vanilla
2 cups flower
2 cupspowered sugar to roll cookies in
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.Sir together butter ans sugar until thoroughly mixed.Add vanilla,mix well.Stir in flour until well blended.Form dough into one-inch balls and refrigerate for 20 minutes or intil firm.Place cookies on an un-greased cookie sheet and bake for 20 minutes or until lightly brown.Remove to cooling rack.While still slightly warm roll in powdered sugar.
YeaWell im new to LC and still very confused but that dont take much lol..Its a different site and im sure will get easier as I go.
Long WeekendFootball game Thursday night, in C******** at 7 Friday morning, at a halloween party that night, and at Gumby's Saturday night. Saw Josh at church right before I pulled out last night. At least he's keeping to his promise of no speaking and icy stares. Hope he's happy.
Thursday night. I had so much fun!! We (the guard and I) danced our ice-cold little butts off. I found out that the Band Booster concession stand has Mt. Dew. Yay!! Not that it matters now. Bah. I'm so tired! Sis and I didnt get to sleep till around midnight that night.
Friday morning we had to go to the hospital to see Gumby and Gran and be a comfort to them while Papa was getting angioplasty. He didnt get it, so we were there early for nothing. I had to drive through rush-hour T**** for no reason. That scared the shit out of me. Papa was upset about it, and really, it was mostly his fault. He didnt pay attention. The Dr.s told him that he was going to get his heart roto-routered and he kept thinking they were goi
The SensationShe's arrived for a night of incredible erotic play and as she looks up and watches the lightening from a coming storm, she feels the electricity and excitement building and her nipples become hard and press against the blouse she's wearing. She feels herself becoming wet anticipating the night to come.
Grabbing her cigarettes, she walks towards the front door. A smile on her lips as she feels the roughness of her blouse teasing her incredibly hard nipples and remembering the feel of his mouth sucking hard upon her and anticipating that sensation again in a few minutes. The door is closed but as she tries the knob she finds he's left it unlocked for her.
As she enters, the house is dark except for a single candle which he's left burning, casting a glow about the room. Not seeing him, she leaves her cigarettes on the table and starts down the hallway to the bedroom. Unbuttoning her blouse as she goes and rubbing the palms of her hands against her nipples...waves of desire washin
Little Red Riding HoodOnce upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house.
Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going
Ready For HimI get up on my haunches just the way he likes. My knees on the edges of the bed with my calves and ankles hanging off the edge.
My knees are drawn up under me so the position is almost fetal. But my back is arched so that my ass is up in the air, and my legs are spread wide. I am ready for him I am his.
He gently rubs my ass, his fingers lightly tracing lines across it, touching my crack, dancing across my hole, making me shudder.
Anal sex is soooo submissive and he is soooo dominant. My cunt is soaked in anticipation, but I know it will not get much use tonight.
It’s my ass that’s the main attraction and I am but the vessel for his desire, just how I like. He moves up behind me and I can feel the head of his cock at my ass.
I wiggle in anticipation letting him know I’m ready. He holds onto my hips for grip and pushes forward. I can feel my ass open to him, and suddenly his cockhead is in me.
"Oh God, it’s so big. Give me a chance to get used to it," I say, but
BabyPetra Olson was busy getting everything ready for Laura's arrival. "Let's see," she said out loud, "diapers, bottle with formula, baby toys, baby powder, and baby oil, that ought to do it," she continued, placing everything in the spare bedroom, the one set up like a nursery. Petra was especially anxious for today's session as it had been three weeks since Laura's last visit and Petra was a bundle of raw nerves, so when the door chimes went off, Petra practically ran to the door, excited that the game was about to begin!
"Come in Laura," Petra said, while swinging open the heavy wooden door. "Thanks Petra," replied Laura, "are you ready to play?" "Oh my, yes," exclaimed Petra, "I've been counting the days!" "Well," said Laura, "let's go up and get started right away!!!" Both women went upstairs to the well prepared nursery, both anxious to get into the game. When they got there, both woman immediately started playing their well defined roles, that of mother and baby daughter. Petra, t
Stuff And ThingsWhere should I start? At the beginning? That's too far back, and you'd be bored. I'll start a little bit later. How about yesterday? :P Yesterday... la la la la la la la la la la la... Okay, back on track. Where were we? I forgot. Yesterday was a bit dull. But at least there was something to do.
Take This Pain Awaymy heart hurts, my self esteem is six feet under,and i just want to disappear sometimes.
There Are So Many Of Me!!# There are 808,415 people in the U.S. with the first name Andrew.
# Statistically the 54th most popular first name.
# 99.63 percent of people with the first name Andrew are male.
Just A ThoughtOne Night ,In The Rain
The words stick in her throat. She knows what is on his mind. His voice is tantilizing. The storm is weakening her resistence. Without
an answer, he says he'll be over in 15 minutes. As she is waiting she begins to think of why she let him come over. She doesn't know. She has felt this mysterious sensation before. Why her...? She is pondering all sorts of
thoughts. Slowly she rises. SHe knows what he is expecting. She removes her sweatshorts and panties, leaving only her nightshirt. Her skin is tingling.
Her body quivering. She wonders what would occur if her roommate would wake up. The tension is invigorating. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, she slowly opens the door. He makes his way in from the rain. He takes her in
his arms in a deep passionate kiss. He realizes her lack of clothing quickly by exploring the realms of her body. He gently massages her swollen pussy lips She moans at his touch. He slowly pushes 3 fingers deep inside her. Her
I Need My FriendsPLEASE CLICK THE BUTTON BELOW. WHEN U GET TO THA SITE, SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THA BUTTON "SPIN"......THAT HELPS MY RANKING....I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT!!!!
Entr O P Y R U L E SI promise not to hurt you,
but I've been known to lie.
At 17 I'll live forever,
but at 35 I'll die.
Invisible to the world,
but read like an open book.
Impossible to find me,
but one must only look.
?Yet confused we are.
C b O r M e M a U k N i I n C g A d T o I w O n N
mada'm i'm adam
mada m'i m'adam
String Theory Played me a fool.
Love Toyed with my Heart and Broke It.
In my younger days I was a Child.
Leave it Micro$oft to have software called "Work's Sweet".
-Robert , Tre' Bor
Harrassment (watch Out For This Guy)WOW!!!! So I have tried to be friends with everyone, no one has been mean, everyone has been great...Until last night, I exlained to a guy on here that my husband and I are swingers..First he claimed that I never told him I was married, whatever..that was the first thing I told him...then he started degrading me becsause of my lifestyle.. He said that, I am a stupid fucking cunt..that I am a nasty bitch, that I am worse than a prostitute, at least prostitutes get paid..he said some other pretty hurtful things that I would rather not repeat. So, I posted a bulletin, letting everyone know that I am married..didnt say anything about who he was, not a word..well of course my husband does not take it lightly that his wife was just treated like shit, so he posted a comment on the guys page, simply telling him that it was his loss and that he didnt appreciate him talking to me that way. This guy, in turn, creates another profile and begins to leave nasty comments on my page like "you fat nast
Sex Zodiac.......heheLibra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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LongingThese thoughts in my mind
I wish I could speak these words to you
This feeling in my heart
My soul is unfamiliar with such happiness
This happiness that you brought into my life
A fear if I say... that I will lose
What I say... I hope you do not run
Like the death of a fallen hope
As I sit with you
While I lay here silently while you sleep
A feeling boiling inside
The darkness clears in the middle of the night
I am finally free
I ?feel? What I have longed for
I can experience what I thought wasn’t me
I am happy out of the darkness
Now with this paper and pen
I can say what I truly feel
LOVE
Tell me
Can you hear me?
Can you feel me kiss you?
Can you dream of me holding you?
Please know
You are already cherished
You are sacred
Do not worry about anything...Just smile
I will protect you from this world
I will fill your life with laughter and happiness
Just as you have done for me
So rest now sweet angel
I hope any fears
BondageOK so it has been a long time fantasy of mine to have a partner with enough intrest and stamina to try and spend 8 or more hours tied to my bed. She would be fed, watered, teased, loved, disciplined, and deprived. Am I over the top? Is anyone interested in ever trying that? I think it would be fun to blindfold and maybe even use earplugs so time shifts on them. That way I can leave them alone for 5 minutes - 20 minutes. Also she would never know what to expect hot candle wax or ice a caress or a spank a feather or a whip you get the idea...
I'd love to hear some feedback,
Seán
One Step At A Time...-Love-You-Love-Me-
i really wanna quit, i just dont know if i can, exspecaly on my own, i need help, from some one that i know will keep me on the right track.
yet i dont want any one to feel like they have to be involved with this.. i dont want them to fell oblagated or like they have to just because they feel bad for me..
and on top of all that; i dont know even now, what one to get rid of 1st or just to say good bye to them both at 1st... im scared, cuz i know what happens.. i have stoped a while back.. and why i started back up.. your guess is as good as mine.
i guess its like everything else you have to fall farther behind b4 you can go farther.. but i worked so hard to get here... yes there are reasons that i want to do this.. one is that i know "he" is right.. but another is that i know it is not cool, and i could get hurt even more.. or worse yet.. hurt someone i love more than i already have.
i know that this is alot of work.. and i believe that i am now read
Welcome To My World...Welcome to My World
Into the dark, we venture towards truth
Into my mind, I’ll give you a clue
To who I am,
And how I feel
Let’s take a look
I’ll show you what’s real…
I like to imagine the flesh of youth
Being slowly torn in two
And I’ll watch the blood come rushing down
Over the hand that shields
The wound I fiercely constructed.
But wait, there’s more to reveal…
My hunger is neglected…
My thirst goes unquenched.
My anger & passion
Are doomed into restraint!
My thoughts are true
Though multifaceted
Each angle I see clearly
When others only view one.
Why must I forsake myself?
Why must I feel guilt for want?
Why must apathy reign in society?
Why must there always be a why…
And never an answer or resolution?
Where resolution causes hurt
Doth this world misview so much?!
Our perceptions are so skewed
Our realities so trapped in bubbles…
We waste away, never knowing true
Never knowing you…
Why, I never knew myself
Though I must keep on tr
It Was Not Terrorists.I'm just posting this to disclose this blog it turned out to be nothing more than a regular plane crash although I heard a player for the NY Yankee died on the plane I'm not much in to baseball and I forget his name. R.I.P whoever you are. But point is there will be no more posts on this blog so. yeah This is the end of this blog so bye bye.
Road TripMy thought for the day is>>> I dont wanna drive any more !! After being on the road today for darn near 5 hours, Ive decided driving sucks..specially when you have 2 kids in the back fighting and the radio wont even drowned them out. The worst part is not knowing excatly where your going and have to watch for the signs and the dang trucks block your view if your going 80 they go 80 if you slow down they slow down. then finially getting close to home just in time to hit rush hour traffic.. Lets talk about being irrated.. OMG that so sucked. I am just so glad to be home so I can listen to the family bitch and complain that they wanna go back to where you just came from. what a lovely trip. Yah Right !!
Poe... I'm On A Poe Kick Lately...lolPoetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words.Edgar Allen Poe I believe this one wholeheartedly, although I lack the skill to pull it off...lol
The Ex, Chris Is Bakmy ex bf (the one that cheated on me) just messaged me on myspace. he wants the shit he gave me back. he gave me the butterfly knife, a chain wit a ring on it (i lost the ring), and a bracelet (which i also lost). i TOLD him i lost them, and now he's askin for the shit bak. 'scuse me but i LIKE the knife. the chain i dont wear tho so i dont really care. his message said they were his older brother's (he never told me he had an older brother, i only know of a younger brother), so i'm guessin he wanted them for his gf. i dont care about the chain, BUT i'm keepin the knife. psht, mofo should know better cuz he's dated so many bitches that keep his shit, why should i give it bak if he gave it to me?
...am i right?
The Last Nightly ThoughtsEvery night when i lay down. The last thoughts I have are of you. How your body feels snuggled up next to mine. The unmistakable
feeling of your bare body against mine. Your smooth breast against me I begin to fantasies about having sex with you.
How we would pleasure each other kiss by kiss lick by lick.
I would squeeze your breast and suck on your hard nipples, while pinching the other between my fingers. Your hands move to my already rock hard cock. Slowly you slide down
to kiss the head of my cock . Teasing my with little kiss and light licks all over my cock and balls. I'm begging you to suck on my cock. When i think i cant take it anymore you swallow me to the base of my cock, while slidding a wet
finger deep into my tight ass. I almost cum from the intense blowjob and the finger fuckin my ass. "God you love
to suck cock." But it is a short cock sucking session, but not over by any means.You lie on you stomach with your ass raised a little. As you reach down
When Heart AchesI hope you are sleeping nice and peaceful. I know if I was there, I would be lying beside you with my right hand playing
with your pussy. I would be gently moving my hand along your smooth g-strings from your clit down the length of your pussy. It would be starting to get wet now due to all the stimulation.
You would still be sleeping, but you are enjoying the stimulation, and your legs slowly open, so I have better access to your
hot love canal. I start to press firmer on your panties, and can feel your wetness, my finger has separated your
lips and it feels soo good. I find your clit and your body jerks, it is sensitive, I slowly rub it faster, and you enjoy the sensation. Your legs are wide open, and I slip my hand under or panties into your pussy, you start to wake, and
moan with delight. You start to push back on my hand, and rock your hips. You wake as I kiss your neck and push me onto
my back. You quickly remove my undies to reveal my hard erect dick. You q
Anythingwell i watched montel williams show today and it made me fell good to see these kids with health problems victims of katrina and they are doing wounderful positive things for the communities kids who care about other people it makes your heat all warm. here they are with major health issues but stil wanting to give to help others out we are talking about kids from 8 to 15 years of age. it makes you fell like there is hope in this crazy old world if kids can be unselvish then why cant adults be the same way.
Poe...I have great faith in fools--self-confidence my friends call it.Edgar Allen Poe I have great affection for this quote...lol...Nomad
Watch A Boy Cum Live On Webcam ... Soon!!!I will add content for my Sperm Gallery tonight, I will do it live on my webcam.
Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (No, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better)
I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :)
Otherwise, comments are always wecome:
- More Skin album
- Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Made for me album (must be FRIEND over 18)
Thank you in advance, kisses.
Nice boy
PS: I changed my Yahoo account, so even those that were on my contact list before are not anymore: CONTACT ME =)
A Fun Thing To Do.....I dare you...
to tell me the truth..
The first thing you noticed about me
1.
Four things you wonder about me
1.
2.
3.
4.
Three things you like about me
1.
2.
3.
Two things you don't like about me
1.
2.
My best feature
1.
Three things you want to do with me
1.
2.
3.
One word that describes me
1.
One question for me
1.
I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you.
LostLost is a puzzle of stars
that breathes like water
and chews like stone.
Alone is a reminder
of how far your acceptance is
from your understanding.
Fear is a bird that believes itself
into extinction.
Desperation: the honest recognition
of a false truth.
Hope: seeing who you really are
at your highest
is who you will become.
Grace: the refinement of a soul through time.
-Jewel Kilcher
I Love ItYes I do sucking fucking, mmmmmm check me out in action
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When It Happened In RealWe only know each other from online, and my mind has been racing over the past 1200 miles of
highway. I find the hotel where we are supposed to meet.
Im a couple hours early, made pretty good time. I check in under the names we agreed on, and
set off to the room, walking slowly since my ass has been on the bike for over
250 miles straight. With all the road grime and wind in my face, I think a quick
shower to clean off would be good. I shower quickly, deciding to go ahead and
fill the tub for a hot soak, after all, you wont be here for over 1 hours. I lay in tub, my muscles relaxing as the steam rises from the water.
My soft cock floating up, my body totally relaxed. I begin to ponder what will
happen between us, begin with dinner I suppose, some drinks, face to face
conversation, maybe dancingthen on to whatever the night leads us to. Ah
yes, the thoughts of coming back to the room, undressing your hot body, those
lovely perky breasts Ive only seen from web cam shots are
Jewl Poemi miss you
my teeth ache
my bones are confused
they'd grown so close
my flesh cries like children
i speak to them in hush
it's not fair they say
bring him back!
beg him stay!
it's not up to me. i try to explain
but mind can't make heart understand
it does not whimper
its one lashed eye keeps blinking
it insists simply with quiet disbelief
LOVE IS NOT WITHOUT YOU
I go back today
back to where I must move from
my toothbrush no longer welcome
my clothing canker sores
my altar a wound
whose bleeding can only stop
when there's nothing left
to remind him of me
(I don't wanna go)
This became, You Were Meant For Me
written by Jewel Kilcher and Steve Poltz
Naughty #1I lead you slowly up the stairs and into my room, closing the door behind us. I wrap my arms around you and hold you close, breathing in your scent as i kiss you softly. My hands run up and down your back as I move my lips lower, to kiss and suck on your neck, causing you to let out a sigh of pleasure.
I move my lips away for a moment to pull your shirt up over your head, before i kiss you passionately, slding my tongue between your lips as I deftly unhook your bra.
I lower you down onto my bed, climbing ontop of you to kiss your neck, your shoulder, and up onto your soft round tits. You let out a soft moan as i take one of your hard nipples into my mouth and suck gently, massagin the other in my hand. I take both your tits in my hands, massaging them as i kiss ever so slowly down your stomach, causing your pussy to get wetter by the second.
I pull my shirt off, and then slide your pants off of you, noticing the wet spot in the crotch of your panties. Those are ne
MeAs I grew up to become the person I am...I have seen many things and have done too much to even care to remember....as I mature or should I say get older...things that were cool to me are no longer tolerable to me...drinking drugs drunk people...even fucking young people not kids but the retarded I guess teenagers that just make me hmmmm pissed....stupid shit...I guess Forest Gump as right when he said "stupid is what stupid does" or some shit...but I guess that's how I am...no longer the guy that shoves tons of booze and drugs down his throat...or the guy who thinks stupid shit is cool...I guess this comes from cleaning out you system and actually noticing stuff that is going...maybe it's because I see this shit and say damn I was really fucking dumb for doing the shit I was doing...kind makes ya look in mirror and say fuck Charlie you were a fucking retard...but I guess the old saying goes live and learn....
Helpi need a shit load of points to level up...im addicted to this site please help.... thanks guyz and galz
A Rose For My FriendA Rose For My Friend
Thank you for sending me little things
To make me think, laugh or smile.
For when I am down, it picks me up
If only for a while.
That is why friends are so dear,
Just because they care for you.
And you know they're there with a listening ear
Or to take away the blues.
And I give thanks for all the friends
The good Lord sends my way
For He knows we all need some cheer
Each and every day.
So to all my wonderful friends,
I send my love to you
Because I know that you're my friend
Forever, through and true.
So take this rose, my special friend,
And hold it close to your heart
And always remember me, your friend,
And we'll never be apart.
First OneI am still learning about this lost cherry thing. It seems pretty cool so far. I am way use to my space. Anyway I just thought I would write a small blog. I want to say thanks to my mom for showing me about lost cherry. Second work sucks right now. It was cool in the start but now I hate it. My friend or ex friend i should say, she asks me to come work with her and then treats me like a piece of shit. I am on the edge of quitting but I am gonna stick it out, i won't let her win or push me out of my job. I love the residents there and i won't leave just because she wants to be a bitch. I work for a health care place and there is nothing better then being there helping people. Anyway that is enough bitching from me. thanks for reading.
Are We There Yet?Complete InSANity!
So anyone who has been following my blog, and who hasn't because I'm so damned popular!, should know the basic story of my impending promotion to GM of the store I work at...
Well the change happened this morning, quite abruptly. To point it to a point, I'm still not sure it was real. Let's set the mood for this corporate fiasco shall we...
A store our size with 300+ customers in our base pool should have the following:
1 GM @ 55HRS per Week
1 SM @ 45HRS per Week
1 CAM @ 45HRS per Week
1 CSR @ 40HRS per Week
2 PT'S @ 40HRS per Week
For the last month our SM (Sales Manger) has been out on medical leave and I have been filling in (I was formerly the CAM - Customer Accounts Manager). One of our PT's (Product Technicians) had taked my place as CAM.
Of course this juggling of positions left us 1 PT short and with a CAM who had NO EXPERIENCE. This past Saturday our only remaining PT did not show up for work or call in (He had already put in
What Is My Social Distfuction?Your Social Dysfunction:Depressed
Though you are in the middle socially, you still have an extreme deficiency of self-esteem. You see in yourself only the faults, none of the positive.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.
This Is For A Friend Who Almost Drove Off A Cliff !TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
Never let anything become so much
as to loose focus and get out of touch
with the things that are important in life
for much is fraught with stress and strife
remember that someone cares about you
in everything you have that you must do
think about this and your heart will know
there is always tomorrow to reap and to sow
the seeds we plant give forth their yield
it is our job to tend our own field
the bountiful harvest of life for both you and I
is just to accept the blessings and never ask why
I accept you as who you, are and thank god every day
that he put you in my life, I hope that is where you stay !
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Got My Heart Broken AgainHow could I let you use me?
By Eric Brown AKA Dark Passion
Lady I gave you everything, my heart my passion my love and my dreams. But you stepped on my heart and treated me like dirt. Why does love hurt so bad, why does loving you cause me such heart ache? 1 year of my life I wasted with you, I thought you loved me that you cared for me. You hurt me and treated me like trash, I wanted to spend my whole life with you and now I am alone again and in pain.
It may be a long time, for me to move on to find love to date again. I am tried of you lies your, coldness you rudeness. My friends tried to tell me about you but I would not listen. Is there anyone out there that would love me?
I am tired of being alone and tired of being hurt where is my lady, my heart is broken who will un-break my heart.
Thinking About YouI thought about you today...a smile coming to my lips as I remembered our last conversation. It started out so simply, and somehow turned erotic.
I wanted you so much right then. I thought about you when I slid into bed...a smile coming to my lips as I thought about how it would be if you were here beside me. As I turned out the light by my bedside....I thought about you...reaching for me in the darkness. I let my hands and fingers lightly glide down over my breasts, down to my nipples. I could feel them becoming erect, as I thought about you. Over my stomach, my fingers trailed....gently kneading...greatly needing. As my hand touched my mound, my legs spread...knees laying wide apart...the soles of my feet touching.
One finger entered between the hot moist lips of my pussy, rubbing just at the upper base of my clit. A feeling of tranquility came over me as I gently rubbed that cord of passion. I thought about how your tongue would feel...licking...sucking the tip of my clit. I cou
The CoursingThis steeple runs its blood through my veins,
As the saints of my demise carry my life
Close to their hands and hearts of longing.
I cry in a storm of my suffering, cry in silence—
As the squall who doesn’t believe in its feathers—
While my coursing blood flows its delight.
These busts know not their importance,
No rock could replicate perfection,
Could taunt divinity with duplicate reality.
It is in the essence truth lies,
Solidity in the soul, not the body—
Or lack thereof, for fiction holds a soul—
And it is in the essence I attempt to live.
To leave my own destruction behind,
My own tears away from my weeping—
My own eyes dry in their wetness—
Is what I lead my spirit towards.
I kneel at my own altar,
Wrought of my own conviction and paths,
And I sleep as a gentle hand caresses my heart—
Rocks me to sleep with its soft hypocrisy.
I dream of this steeple, of its mysteries.
This steeple runs its blood through my veins.
Divemaster StephanieFinally today on October 23, 2006.
I have accomplished the ranking of a PADI Divemaster. I am now looking for work at dive shops, aquariums, and other jobs where scuba diveing comes in handy. Wish me luck!
Thankyou!
If You CouldIf I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you,
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me
I cannot build a mountain,
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there
Dark Thoughtssitting here in the dark
thoughts running wild
so many things can be said
though often they go amiss
why do these thoughts invade my mind
why do i let them control me
for i have known you are gone
time has passed so slow
but the memory keeps coming back
the love we have shared
the most precious gift in the world
was the day i met you
Respond With Ur Answers And I'll Do The Same!1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of LC?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason
Dating Rules....On a first date:
I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over my body. We may discuss this in the future, if I decide you're worthy of more conversation.
In an effort to further my not-putting-out goal, I will not shave and will wear mis-matched socks. Just remember this if you respond to this ad, we go out, and you are having dirty thoughts over dinner. UNSHAVEN/MISMATCHED (just repeat it to yourself. You may be surprised how quickly wood will disappear)
I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone.
I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it".
I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat.
I may call you the following day. I may not.
On the second date:
I may, in fact, put out. Why?
Motorcycle Wisdom (part 3)*
Midnight Bugs taste Best
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Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
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NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench
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Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
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Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
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You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
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Routine maintenance should never be neglected
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It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
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The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
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Never be afraid to slow down.
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Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
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Harley's don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
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Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
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Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
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Pie and Coffee are a
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Good With My HandsUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Motorcycle Wisdom (part 2)Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.
Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.
What's the cheapest way to get another 50 hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.
Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the side stands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.
How do you know you're riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.
Why don't Harley riders wave at sport bike riders?
Because they don't want to drop their tools.
How do you know the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are working?
You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike i
Marmalade-ginger Pork ChopsIngredients:
4 pork chops, 3/4-inch thick
2 tablespoons maple-flavor syrup
1/2 cup orange marmalade
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
1 medium green bell pepper, thinly sliced
Instructions:
In small mixing bowl, stir together syrup, marmalade and ginger. Heat oil in 12-inch non-stick skillet over medium-high heat. Add pork chops; brown on both sides. Turn heat to low. Cover chops with marmalade sauce, onion and pepper slices. Cover and simmer for 8 minutes or until vegetables are crisp-tender and chops are to medium doneness.
Nutritional Information:
Calories: 315
Fat: 9 grams
Cholesterol: 55 milligrams
Carbohydrates: 38 grams
Protein: 23 grams
Sodium: 61 milligrams
Saturated Fat: 3 grams
Fiber: 1 gram
Fucked Up Shit...child Abusei am all for spanking kids when they deserve it, but this is extreme. Who ever does this, let me find u and i will do much worse things to u. "There r so much worse things then death!!"
OMG this is the most effed up thing ever i almost cryed OMG
Body: My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm sta
Margarita Pork ChopsNotable flavors from a frozen margarita highlight this sophisticated but easy pork chop dish
Ingredients:
4 3/4-inch thick boneless pork rib chops
1/4 teaspoon ground coriander
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
2/3 cup chicken broth
1 tablespoon lime juice
1 teaspoon cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon sugar
3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 tablespoon tequila
Instructions:
Season chops with coriander, salt and pepper. Heat oil in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat, brown chops on both sides, turning once, about 7-8 minutes.
Remove chops from skillet; keep warm. In small bowl stir together broth, lime juice, cornstarch and sugar; add to skillet, cook and stir until bubbly. Stir in cilantro and tequila; serve sauce over chops.
Nutritional Information:
Calories: 160
Fat: 6 grams
Cholesterol: 50 milligrams
Carbohydrates: 2 grams
Protein: 20 grams
Sodium: 280 milligrams
Saturate Fat: 1 gram
Fiber: 0 grams
Cheating Sucksgirl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta
Just For KnowledgeIF I POST POETRY THEN MOST LIKELY UNLESS OTHER WISE STATED IS IS ORIGINAL ALL MINE THE ONE I JUST POSTED WAS ON OF MINE AND A FRIEND AXL HELPED WITH IT. I WILL NEVER POST OTHERS POETRY. NOT THAT I DONT LIKE THEM ITS JUST NOT MINE TO POST
Dark Fudge BrowniesThis recipe includes a small amount of refined sugar. Recipes with refined sugar may not be suitable for all people with diabetes. Check with your physician and/or registered dietitian or nutritionist on how to incorporate these recipes into your daily meal plan.
Ingredients:
1 (15 oz) can unseasoned black beans
4 oz unsweetened chocolate
1 Tbsp light butter
6 egg whites, divided
2 cups sugar
3 Tbsp all-purpose flour
2 Tbsp instant espresso coffee powder (found in most grocery stores, usually sold with instant coffee)
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
Instructions:
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Spray a 9x13-inch pan with nonstick vegetable spray. Place the beans in a colander and rinse thoroughly under running water to remove "slime" and set aside and drain.
Place the chocolate and light butter in a small microwavable bowl. Microwave for 60 to 90 seconds, stirring every 30 seconds until smooth.
In a food processor blender, add the drained beans and 2 egg whites. Blend or pro
For SomeoneI'd like to be the sort of friend that
you have been to me;
I'd like to be the help that
you've been always glad to be;
I'd like to mean as much to you
each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine,
to me along the way.
I'd like to do the big things and
the splendid things for you,
To brush the gray from out your skies
and leave them only blue;
I'd like to say the kindly things that
I so oft have heard,
And feel that I could rouse your soul
the way that mine you've stirred.
I'd like to give you back the joy
that you have given me,
Yet that were wishing you a need
I hope will never be;
I'd like to make you feel as rich as I,
who travel on
Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to
lean upon.
I'm wishing at this time that I
could but repay
A portion of the gladness that
you've strewn along my way;
And could I have one wish this year,
this only would it be:
I'd like to be the sort of friend
that you have been to me.
Fresh Pineapple Upside-down Polenta CakeInstant polenta, available in speciality food stores and many supermarkets, replaces the traditional wheat flour in this recipe for an interesting change in textre and flavor.
Ingredients:
Pineapple Layer
1 tablespoon (15g) margarine
1 tablespoon (13g) dark brown sugar*
2 tablespoons (30ml) dark rum or orange juice
1 small fresh pineapple, peeled, cored, and cut into 8 rings
Polenta Cake Layer
2 tablespoons (30ml) milk
1 teaspoon (4g) granulated sugar*
1/2 a 1/4-ounce (7g) pachage active dry yeast
2 large eggs, separated
5 tablespoons (75ml) fructose*, whirled in a food processor for 10 seconds
2 teaspoons (10ml) vanilla extract
2/3 cup (75g) instant polenta
2 additional large egg whites
*Substitute 1/3 teaspoon (1.7ml) saccharin or 1 1/4 packets acesulfame-K for the brown sugar and 10 packets saccharin or 10 packets acesulfame-K for the fructose. It will not change the exchanges.
Instructions:
1. Preheat over to 350°F (180°C). Place margarine, dark brown s
Just A Little MessageJust a Little Message
This little greeting,
I'm sending your way.
Hoping that maybe,
I'll brighten your day!
With it comes happiness,
Love and good cheer.
Wishing you laughter,
Throughout the whole year.
Not a tear in your eye,
But a smile on your face.
One that's so bright and can,
light up the darkest place
Laughter ringing,
So loud and so true.
That no one around you,
Could ever be blue.
Just remember these wishes,
I'm sending your way.
Just hoping that maybe,
You'll have a nice day!
don't be too busy today...
pass along the friendship!
PhotosDoes anyone know how one could go about getting more photo space?
This Is My LifeFighting day and night!
Stupid shit we shouldn't even care about!
Always complainging!
We become to jaded.
Another relationship gone to hell!
So this is my life!
This is how my story goes!
No happy ending!
My love descending!
In the end there is no more hope.
Now its going upon two months since you went out that door.
I cried so much I could not see!
I cried until I felt pain no more.
Why is it that it happened for this chapter to end?
A lover now gone and so is a friend.
So this is my life!
This is how my story goes!
No happy ending!
My love descending!
In the end there is no more hope.
Ok he's gone and I no longer care.
He can go to hell.
I moved on and laugh a lot!
Let my laughter be a reminder to him of all that he lost!
Yes it is my life!
I can rewrite how my story goes!
I can't change my past,but my future
Cry Of MercyA touch of skin soft and slippery,
With the hint of hint of sweat.
We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets,
As the wind flowed from the window above us.
Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance,
To abandon all of our uncertainties.
You began your work on my lips,
Probing gently as if drawing sex,
From a deep well of longing and need.
Then heated tongues met in the midst,
Of hot and quickening breath.
And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts.
Then intoxicated with those spirits,
Our clothes found resting place on the floor.
Piece by piece,
Until there were no hiding places,
For the two glistening and wanting bodies.
Hunger revealed in this hot moment.
Then skin meshed with skin,
As the floor became the stage.
You moved atop of me easily,
And lowered yourself gently.
Kissing me as I was filled with you.
As a gasp broke the kiss,
Your hands stroked the stray strands,
Away from my forehead, then became entangled.
Our slow rhythm gave way,
To urgent
A Hug AwayA Hug Away ~
When you need a hug,
Someone to talk with
Or even just a smile,
When you need
Someone to sit with
For just a little while,
When you need
Someone to turn to
At night time or the day,
When you need
Someone to hold you
Remember I am Just
A Hug Away!!!
I love YOU...
A Hug For YouA HUG FOR YOU!
It's wondrous what a hug can do!
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so"
or "Gee, I hate to see you go".
A hug is, "Welcome back again!"
and "Great to see you!" or "Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small child's pain
and bring a rainbow after rain!
The hug! There's just no doubt about it,
we scarcely could survive without it.
No longer do you have to worry,
for a hug is the way to say "I'm sorry."
A hug delights and warms and charms,
it must be why we all have arms!
Hugs are great for Fathers and Mothers
sweet for sisters, swell for brothers.
Chances are some favorite Aunts
love them more than potted plants.
Kittens crave them. Puppies love them.
Heads of State are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier
and make the dullest day seem merrier!
No need to fret about the store of 'em...
The more you give the more there are of 'em!
So stretch thos
Le BlahAs usually, I am the Esergone. I have had an odd day. I spent most of fourth hour embarrassing a teacher. There is a rumor going around (more of a joke) that me and that teacher are engaged. And apparently a teacher will be getting fired due to drug use. A student was joking around, didn't even know the teacher, and commented about "magic cabbage". Well through much drama, the student is apparently paranoid about getting severely OWNED by a bullet. pff! Apparently the teacher tokes it up before he draws or paints. And has apparently come to school high. Do not take my word for it or quote me. The only thing I can be quoted on is "Everyone is weird in their own way."
I have recently gained a new nick name of :Beautifuly Chaotic:. I allow it because it's the best way to describe me with a guitar. I am an odd guitar player. I am currently working on combining several styles of metal. Message me for details. I am going to be a pirate for halloween. We are trying to get
A Friendship Poem Is Like...A Friendship Poem Is Like...
A friendship is like a flower
Blooming in the sun,
And your world is a better place
With the beauty of each one
.
A friendship is like an owl,
So beautiful and wise,
Or like a special angel,
Whose spirit never dies.
Friends are like the blades of grass
That you can never mow,
Standing straight, tall, and proud
In a perfect little row.
A friend is like a heart that beats
So strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
If we didn't have a friend?
Thanks for being my friend!
Fairy HistoryFairy History
Fairies are so prevalent in mythical culture that it's natural to wonder where they came from. Different societies have come up with very different explanations of the origins of 'the little people'.
The Irish believe that the fairies are a previously conquered society, the Tuatha De Danaan (People of the Goddess Dana), who were driven into hiding when the Celts invaded Ireland. The Pagan gods of the Tuatha, skilled in building and magic, went underground to live in the tombs and mounds they had built. Hidden from sight, they grew smaller in the popular imagination until they turned into fairies.
Other cultures believe that fairies are the souls of the dead, people not good enough to enter Heaven yet not bad enough for Hell. They wander the Netherland in between and are occasionally seen by humans. Along a similar theme, fairies are also believed to be angels that had been cast out of Heaven. Some fell into the sea and some onto the land, where they would d
My Random Movie Quote...Melissa's Random Movie Quote:
'Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.'- Ash, Army of Darkness
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A Friendship PromiseA Friendship Promise
When you are sad...
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared...
I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried...
I will give you hope.
When you are confused...
I will help you cope.
And when you are lost...
And can't see the light,
I shall be your beacon...
Shining ever so bright.
This is my oath
I pledge till the end.
Why, you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Thank you for being my friend
The Fairy DanceThe Fairy Dance
By the moon we sport and play,
With the night begins our day;
As we dance, the dew doth fall;
Trip it little urchins all,
Lightly as the little Bee,
Two by two and three by three:
And about go wee, and about go wee.
By William Shakespeare
Making FriendsHey there to all u sexy ppl on LC. I love this site already.You guys have been so sweet and kind to me, and I've tried to repay the favors. If I have missed anyone I am truely sorry. u r welcome to be my friend or fan any time just send me and invite and i'll get back with ya. I love to meet new and exciting ppl so give me shout.LOVE JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One Of My PoemsI figured I would share one of my poems that I have in my Poem book called Butterfly Madness a collection of Poems.
For some reason my poems sometimes can be dark and I am not a dark person or so I think HAHA.
Newest Child
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Tick tock
Here the clock
Wonder what to do
Drip drop
Over in the corner
Snow is turning to dew
Feeling funky
Body is thumping
Something in the works
Can’t quit see it
But can feel it
Something coming out
Hush hush
Little one
Can’t you hear?
The drum?
It’s
Pounding
Pounding
Louder and louder
Calling out your name
Creeping
Crawling
Feeling something
Can’t quite figure it out
But it is there
Even if not fully aware
Call it what you want
Tension building
Holding strong
The feeling of something wrong
Is gone
Hoping
Praying
Coming true
I think I clearly see you
Far from sight
Yet very close
The time is near
I’ve made the most
Here it is
And what a surprise
The thing I search
Was always before
My eyes
I'd Love To Be A Fairy's ChildI'd Love To Be A Fairy's Child
Children born of fairy stock
Never need for shirt or frock,
Never want for food or fire,
Always get their heart's desire:
Jingle pockets full of gold,
Marry when they're seven years old.
Every fairy child may keep
Two strong ponies and ten sheep;
All have houses, each his own,
Built of brick or granite stone;
They live on cherries, they run wild --
I'd love to be a fairy's child.
ROBERT GRAVES
What You Don't Know...What You Don’t Know
Sometimes it hurts, when I see you smile...
When you laugh...I want to cry.
I can't control it, or even hide it,
My undying curse in near-paradise!
I cannot explain, or even accept...
My mind and just the way I feel...
I'm filled with regret, no chance of release,
Still struggling from within for escape!
I'm alone in this crowded room...
I'm crying but no one sees me...
So I silently rush to my love and say,
'Please, don't let go.'
As I am frightened by the world spinning
around me...
~Rhiannon 8-23-02
Introducing...meIntroducing…Me
Allow me to introduce myself
I am a simple creature
With a very complex mind.
I am a poet, an artist, and a muse
But that which I do best is confuse.
I am a colorful spirit
With surpassing imagination –
And a heart with no boundaries.
I am a loner by nature
Reaching out to a social path
Of which I have no knowledge or understanding.
I am not alone though…
I am the same as all of you,
Yet I am one-of-a-kind.
With an open mind and an open heart
I invite you into my world
With a friendship that’s true.
The sky is every changing
And each day is more beautiful than the last to me.
All creatures wild, domestic, and mythical
Fill me with a sense of joy and beauty just in seeing them!
In an ever changing world of truth or dare
The only constant is beauty.
The universe is my inspiration.
All things are possible within it.
~ Rhiannon
1999
Irish FairiesIrish Fairies
Faerie" is the generic term for all creatures, mistakenly called 'supernatural', who are neither in God's nor the devil's service. Faries inhabit most countries of the world, but each nation has its particular cultural group. Irish Leprechauns, Scottish Brownies and German Kobolds are all faeries, all independent of religion and quite natural in movement, taste and manners.
In Ireland two distinct faerie types exist - the trooping faeries and the solitary faeries. The trooping faeries are to be found in merry bands about the hawthorn tree or at feasts in gilded faerie places. They delight in company, while the solitary faeries avoid large gatherings, preferring to be left by themselves and separate from one another. The trooping faeries are the major and presiding residents of faerieland; but the solitary ones have greater interest in mortal affairs and hence are generally more familiar to us.
Irish faerieland exists now. It has always existed alongside mortal
I'm Not OkayI’m Not Okay
I’m feeling incomplete today.
There’s something missing deep inside.
Can’t you see I’m not okay?
Many times I feel alone and gray.
Perhaps, to myself, I have lied.
I’m feeling incomplete today.
Would someone help show me the way
To a time when no one has cried?
Can’t you see I’m not okay?
Tomorrow is another day.
But I feel as though I’ve died.
I’m feeling incomplete today.
Although you think that I should stay,
I just can’t continue on this ride.
Can’t you see I’m not okay?
I feel as if I just can’t get away,
As though my hands were tied.
And still I’m feeling incomplete today.
Can’t you see I’m not okay?
~Rhiannon
9/26/99
Norse FairiesNorse Fairies
In Norse tradition, fairies are believed to descend from the small, dark Neolithic people who escaped to remote areas from Iron Age invaders. Here they carried on their agriculture and hunter/gatherer way of life from their earth homes, using their flint-tipped arrows and flint spears and knives.
They carried with them the tradition of worshipping the Goddess and, because they became so elusive, tales grew up of their fairy kingdom and powers of invisibility. These peoples became known as 'The Little People', the fairies, and their reaction to the sword-wielding invaders is reflected in their legendary fear of metal, especially iron.
The deities of the Old Ways were also translated into fairies. The Goddess survived in myth and secret worship as the Good Fairy, the Fairy Godmother, or Queen of the Fairies, Titania (as described in Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'). The Horned God became the Fairy King, Oberon.
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I've Learned... Or Am Trying To Learn.somebody else wrote this, and i thought it was so true... some of those things i feel like i could have written myself! *sighs*
I’ve Learned, Or, Am Trying To Learn
~Anonymous
I’ve learned-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I’ve learned-
that it’s taking me a long time
to become the person i want to be.
I’ve learned-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. it may be the last
time you see them.
I’ve learned-
that you can keep going
long after you can’t.
I’ve learned-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I’ve learned-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I’ve learned-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.
I’ve learned-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequence
A Single Rosebud"A Single Rosebud"
I got a dozen roses
From a friend the other day,
But I only have one left,
For I gave them all away.
I gave one to my sister
Who to me is very dear,
In hopes that it would bring to her
A little floral cheer.
I took one to a friend
Who's not feeling very well,
The flower or the visit -
Which helped more, I could not tell.
One went to another friend
I haven't known for long,
She struggles, so in some small way
I hope it helps her carry on
The rest went to the ones
Who've helped me in so many ways,
They have been a cheerful presence
On sad and dreary days.
The roses were so pretty
I just could not keep them all,
Except one single rosebud
Standing beautiful and tall.
My friend gave me those flowers
To help brighten up my day,
But the biggest joy I found in them
Was in giving them away!
MenA gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman
he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She
regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided
to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman a
Friendship For Rhiannon MariOnly you know me, the real, honest me,
Only you see right through what I try to be,
Only you could ever make me truly cry,
But you are the only one who would never try.
When I am just feeling really low, and down,
You are the one that brings good times back around,
You know that I'm not as strong as I try to be,
I really am soft inside, you know, because you see,
You see when I'm truly sad, no matter what I say,
And you are the one that takes my sadness away,
When I'm angry, or just feel hate brewing inside,
You always make me laugh, so my anger will subside,
Only you are really, and truly my best friend,
Only you are one that may just stay till the end,
Only you can always look at me, and make me grin,
Jus by making me remember everything that is within.
hope u get better.. love as always.. Christine
SorrySorry I haven't been on lately but have been very busy as of late.Havent been a very good online friend lately,but will be slowing down soon and be more available shortly.Thanks for understanding and hope to see you all on the flipside.
A Simple ThanksA Simple Thanks
Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world,
You entered, bringing light and life to me,
The vivid colors, painted with a swirl
Of wit and charm, of personality,
With tender care, you added comfort, warmth,
And images that line the now bright walls.
I look upon them fondly, bringing forth
A thankfulness that you walk in these halls
With me; our friendship has become a part
Of my world now; it has its special place,
Within my being, life, and in my heart,
Your name hangs right beside your smiling face.
I Remembering just how drab these walls had been,
I have to thank you for the light, my friend.
I am your friend 'till the end...
Thinking AloudThinking Aloud
Though stranger things have happened still,
My love for you cannot compare.
While confusion stirs and my heart cries,
I vow to be there for you till the day I die.
I see you struggle in the darkness of night,
Though trying not to let me see…
I cannot help but to hear your pain,
And hold you close to me again.
When nothing else can reach your thought,
I focus on your lover’s heart…
To see what protects you from walls still alive.
And yet I see you smile…
Your life shows promise with strength and love
Keeping on your feet even when there’s no ground to stand on.
Throwing me for a loop with your turnaround abilities
Awestruck as you stay afloat in time…
You amaze me in every way possible…
Your intellect, your strength, your love, your hardships, your
Everything!
I can’t even begin to say what makes you tear up and jump
To life!
But I’d be willing to take the rest of my life to see you in all
The changes of the wind of your being…
Too many
Rated Rshit i forgot rated r superstar.. how could i do that.. you know i luv ya !!!!
Questions, Answers & MyselfQuestions, Answers, and Myself
i peer into souls
that’s part of what i do
i suppose i’m searching for similarities
or perhaps, even, for myself
for something to connect me with the rest of the world.
my mother, for example.
i get to peer deeper and deeper into her each and every moment i spend with her,
and what i see is more a reflection of myself and my siblings than a separate individual.
i love my mom,
yet, it saddens me to know how alike and ‘one’ we all are
i had a hope, an idea that, maybe,
just maybe, i was unique,
ya know, my own being!
hopes
fears
dreams
love
loss
lust
anger
hatred
and a million other nameless feelings and things.
so much for one soul to bear
though ‘tis quite common in today’s youth.
whether we choose such a lifestyle for ourselves,
or it is chosen for us
we still are left with just two (maybe more) choices:
to grin and bear it, or,
to end it all and put us out of our misery
or, shall i say…miseries!
some are able to make that
Take The Bathtub TestIt doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
................................................................whaat waas your answere to the above? the correct answere follows...................................................................
................................................................>>>ready???
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
A Secret PlaceA Secret Place
Each of us has a secret place
Somewhere deep within,
A place where we go to get away,
To think things through,
To be alone,
To be ourselves.
This special place, where we keep all our deepest feelings
Becomes a storehouse of all our hopes,
All our needs, all our dreams,
All our unspoken fears,
It holds the essence of who we are
And what we want to be.
But now and then, someone comes along
And discovers a way into that place
We thought was ours alone.
And we allow that person to see,
To feel and to share
All the secrets, all the uncertainty,
And all the emotion we've stored up there.
That person adds new perspective to our hidden realm,
Then quietly settles down
In his or her own corner of our special place,
Where a part of them will live forever...
And we call that person
a Friend
This Is To All Of The Guys In The World Who Can't Accept Girls For Who They AreThis is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are:
I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date
I'm sorry
That my ass isn't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl"
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am
My SonSo tomorrow my son is turning five. Hard to believe. He brings the kid out in me, everyday amazes me that I can love someone so much. The wonder in his eyes as he is learning new and exiciting things makes all the heartache I've ever been through seem like a lifetime ago. Laughing to the point of tears as he belts out his favorite song "Chasing Cars". Yeah, the next Jerry Seinfield in the making. As I'm sitting tonight and looking thru old things, I wonder about his father. A man that I once fell head over heels in love with and had my son. Fell out of love just as fast. For reasons I won't discuss on a blog :D I remember the excitement of Keith as I was in labor. He was so thrilled with his son. Then the novelty wore off. For three years now it has been Trey and myself. We would hear from Keith now and then and I wouldn't make a big deal out of anything. I would let Keith come see him. Wouldn't make trouble. I am not going to add to the heartache my son is gonna suffe
Life Sucks This I KnowOk...so life sucks.
I don't know why...it just does.
I'm trying trying trying to do well in school. Im currently a Biology major...I was gonna be a DNA analyst...but I can't seem to get the hang of chemistry...I mean I got through chem 1 and 2...but I cant get a hang of organic chemistry no matter how hard I try.
The only thing I'm seriously good at is English...and thats almost a worthless major now days. I want to be an english major...but what would I do? I don't have the patience to teach, and I wanna be a writer, but the chances of my books making it HUGE are slim...so I dunno...Im depressed...and I dont know where to turn to get my self out of it.
Any suggestions? Any english majors out there with successful happy lives that wanna tell me?
I need something...
New TimerShe is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
Poetry TimeBloodlust is fitting for the season
Bloodlust
As I stock my prey.
Just waiting for the chance,
to drink her life away.
Her soft sweet flesh grows cold,
as my teeth sink in and the blood starts to flow.
I burn with the sensation,
as it flows through my body.
No one can understand.
I've got a bloodlust.
She cries into the night.
Never to see the light.
No one can understand.
I've got a bloodlust.
As her life flashes before my eyes.
Her blood just enters my veins.
We meet in eternal darkness.
As the lust starts to fade,
and the world goes black.
Then she says her final goodbyes,
cause were all dead in god's eyes.
Today....Just sitting here watching Wife Swap. I dont think that I could do that. It would be interesting though. I wonder if they get paid for it? Makes you think. It seems like they pick the exact opposite. I wonder what the pposite of our family would be. We are into everything and are very open minded. I do Taro, hubby does Runes. We blieve in a higher power. Kind of Budisht. But we let our kids go to the local church to learn about God. We leave what they believe what they want but at the same time We dont share what we believe. They are too young right now. I have been called preppy by my sister who says she is a redneck. I think I am half and half.
I only have 12 more days till hubby comes home. I talked with him this morning. His misses us so much as we do him. But this is the worst part and it is almost over. He will probably be traveling alot with this job but atleast this is the longest one. *fingers crossed*
Finished The Stupid BookSo I finished The Children of Men and all I have to say is ........hmmm....... disappointing. It was really really disappointing. I hope the movies is better. I think they could take the concept and really make it an interesting movie. And since the movie is BASED on the book it probably won't be ANYTHING like the book... I really hope anyways cause now that I have read the book I know I will want to see the movie and if it is better or God forbid WORSE.
So I am going to start reading Between Sisters by Kristin Hannah. It isn't rocket science but I sure do enjoy her stories. THey are simple and easy and enjoyable. THey don't make you think or anything and I pretty much guess the entire book in the first chapter but I do that with most movies too. I like books like this, like I like a good chick flick. If I am in the mood then I am in the mood. I do think though that I am getting in the mood for something alittle more gritty and so I think I am going to read Billy Straight by Jonatha
Special Shout OutTHIS IS JUST A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO A FEW PEOPLE HERE ON THE LC... FIRST THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT RATE AND LEAVE COMMENTS YOU ROCK. SECOND SHOUT OUT TO YOUR DREAM MAKER... FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE TO CHEER ME UP AND LOVE THE PICS YOU DID FOR ME.. THANK YOU TO AMERICAN CHERRY SHES DONE SOME GREAT PICS FOR ME AND IS PART OF MY FALILY .. FEEL LIKE IVE KNOWN HER FOREVER... THANKS TO MORGAN AND PEACHIE.. YOU ARE GREAT AND FANTASTIC FRIENDS... I COULDNT ASK FOR BETTER.. THANKS TO KAT. FOR BAILING ME OUT OF JAIL... LOL NO IM KIDDING.. YOU KNOW WHAT IM THANKING YOU FOR. THANKS TO COURAGOUS FOR BEING A GREAT FRIEND.. AND JODY... JODY JODY JODY.. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE.. YOUR SILLY ASS. YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE.. SPECIALLY WHEN YOUR BITCHING ME OUT..!! MANDA.. YOU ARE MY GIRL AND YOU KNOW THIS MANNNNNNNN LOL... IF I MISSED ANYONE IM SORRY BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL!
This Is Kinda Sorta How I Feel Currently...girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta
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'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.'- Micheal, The Godfather
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Scorpio Omg It So Fits MeSCORPiO *
--Can be mean.
--EXTREMELY sexy.
--Intelligent.
--Energetic.
--Predict future.
--Most erotic.
--Freak in bed.
--GREAT kisser.
--Always get what they want.
--Attractive.
--Easy going.
--Loves being in long relationships.
--Talkative.
--Romantic.
--Caring.
--Artistic
--GREAT friend
--NICE!
ArtisanYour Personality Is
Artisan (SP)
You are both grounded and flexible. You adapt well to new situations.
You are playful and free spirited - but you are also dependable and never flaky.
You don't do well in conservative, stuffy situations.
It's probably very hard for you to keep a normal job or stay in school.
You are always up for fun and adventure. Most people are too boring for you.
You take risks and bend the rules. And if things don't work out, you chock it up to life experience.
In love, you tend to take things quickly - but you have a huge problem with commitment.
At work, you need to make your own rules. You're best suited to be an entrepreneur.
With others, you are animated and physical. You prefer doing something with friends to just hanging out.
As far as your looks go, you tend to be buff and in good shape. Your spend more time on your body than your clothes.
On weekends, you need to keep active. From cooking up a storm to running a 5K, you wear y
The Fairies Have Never A Penny To SpendThe Fairies Have Never A Penny to Spend
- Rose Flyeman
The fairies have never a penny to spend,
They haven't a thing put by;
But theirs is the dower of bird and of flower.
And theirs are the earth and the sky.
And though you should live in a place of gold
Or sleep in a dried-up ditch,
You could never be poor as the fairies are,
And never as rich.
Since ever and ever the world
They have danced like ribbion of flame,
They have sung their song through the centuries long,
And yet it is never the same.
And though you be foolish or though you be wise,
With hair of silver or gold,
You could never be young as the fairies are,
And never as old.
Call Me....Nasty Past Times
Nite Flirts
Phone Encounters
Movie And Some Lesbian SexTori walked into the adult theatre. It was crowded; atleast 75/100 of the seats were occupied. One girlstood up, and sat down in the seat next to it. She invited Tori to sit down.
"Hi," she said, "my name's Jane."
"I'm Violet," said the other.
"My name's Tori," was the reply, and she sat down, and they began to talk. A few minutes later, the movie began.
The movie was about two gay men. Tori wasn't really into gay men. She liked to see some tits in there. This one was pretty hot though. Tori kept watching, and the movie got hotter and hotter. A girl had entered the scene, and was teasing the men. There it is, thought Tori. The girl stripped, and promptly sat on one man's manhood. She let out a yell and bounced up and down.
Meanwhile, Jane and Violet were already naked waist down. They were finger fucking themselves. Tori's pussy was starting to drip. She wasn't a lesbian, but she was getting turned on by these two girls. Tori found her hand was sneaking down to her pants. She
A Friend In YouLife gives us many blessings
but there are only a few
that compare to the joy
I have in knowing you
Your dependable and true
and always there for me
thank you for everything
you do so thoughtfully
You are so dear to me
and very special too
I truly am thankful
I found a friend in you
yours truly
Friend for life....
Have You Ever Watched The Fairies?Have you ever watched the Fairies?
- Rose Fyleman
Have you watched the fairies when the rain is done
Spreading out their litting wings to dry them in the sun?
I have, I have! Isn't it fun?
Have you heard the fairies all among the limes
Singing little fairy tunes to little fairy rhymes?
I have, I have, lots and lots of times!
Have you seen the fairies dancing in the air
And dashing off behind the stars to tidy up their hair?
I have, I have: I've been there!
Why Are People So Fuckin RetardedWhy do people think they have t oplay games to feel good about themselves? Just wondering. I mean if you are really that shitty of a person then why not just realize it and go on with your life. Dont lie, dont start drama, dont try to make yourself seem like something you really arent. Because you'll eventually be found out anyway. Damn I sound like a bitch but you know what? I dont really care right now. And I'm not just talking about guys either. Women out there are just as fucking guilty. Especially when it comes to drama. Men think they need more than one woman in thier life to be satisfied and the women do th esam ething to see how much drama they can cause. When it only fucks people up. This is not from my experience lately. I'm writing this bc my lil sister called me earliar heartbroken bc of the games peopel play!!! Anyway. I'm gonna stop whining now and let you get on with your day. Just wanted to gripe a lil bit about the people of this world. Have a great week :)
Colon Cancer.....Many of my friends on LC and other sites know by now that there has been a recurrence of my colon cancer that I was operated on for in February/March 2005...I am scheduled to go back in for surgery on 6 November and have the remaining part of my colon removed...It is the hopes of my doctors that this will remove the deadly disease fully and completely from my system...I have undergone chemo-therapy and numerous CT Scans, PET Scans, and MRIs since the disease was first discovered in my system...I'm ready for this to be over with so that I can move on with life and continue to meet and make many new friends...My friends are what has helped to keep me going through all of this...I love each and every single one of them for all of the support and good wishes that I have received while going through this ordeal...I'll get through this okay and I'll be stronger than ever.....
My Story...heheheMy name is Elaine and I work as a receptionest in an office downtown. I have always loved to wear fancy under things to work because it always made me feel so sexy. I just love the feel of those silky panties under my business suit. One slow day, I went into the storage room and I hicked my leg up on a box.I reached under and started to slowly stroke my wet box. I must have been very into it because I never heard the door open behind me. I was just about to reach my orgasime when i felt a finger enter my pussy from behind. I was so worked up that I didnt care who was doing it. That finger was in and out of my wet pussy, making me cream. When it was over, the person told me to hush and stay where I was, i heard then slip out before I could comment. I still dont know who fingered me so well, but I do know that i now visit the store room at every break, and some how, HE is always there in the shadows, ready to tell me just how he wants me. I have never had so much fun! I want to bring som
The Child And The FairiesThe Child and the Fairies
- Author Unknown
The woods are full of fairies!
The trees are all alive;
The river overflows with them,
See how they dip and dive!
What a funny little fellows!
What dainty little dears!
They dance and leap, and prance and peep,
And utter fairy cheers!
I'd like to tame a fairy,
To keep it on a shelf,
To see it wash its little face,
And dress its little self.
I'd teacher it pretty manners,
It always should say "Please";
And then you know I'd make it sew,
And curtsey with its knees!
Ladies In My DepartmentSexy Elaine@ LostCherryKinky Kayla@ LostCherryLickable Lacey@ LostCherryTantalizing Trina@ LostCherry
Friend So RareYou are a friend so rare...
You stand by me through
good times and bad.
You never disappoint me
when I need to depend on you.
You remind me when I am wrong,
You guide me gently without pain.
You love me even when we disagree,
Each day and night I feel your presence.
You may not be near to touch,
but you are in my mind and my heart.
You meet my needs so silently,
I am not alone because of you.
Whatever I am that causes you
to love me with this loyalty, I pray...
That I am as much for you
as you are for me.
How Normal I Am.... Its Too Weird.You are 87% normal
You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you!
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Sleep Song PoemSleep Song.
By Steven Kroll
How far and wide the fairies fly
On bright and golden wing.
But when they settle down to sleep
A gentle song they sing
Sweet Queen of Night
Soft silver stars
We're glad you are so near
We seek our beds
We rest our heads
Without a moment's fear
On thistledown
In hidden nooks
We watch the waning light
The joys of sleep
Upon us creep
We wish you all good nig
Being Piscean[This is a piece I wrote for an old blog I had some years ago. I hope you enjoy it.]
We see them come
We see them go
Some are fast
And some are slow.
Some are high and some are low.
Not one of them is like another
Don't ask us why
Go ask your mother.
- "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"Dr. Seuss
It's not easy being a fish. It's even harder being two of them.
I often find myself torn between dual natures; emotional drives and logical thinking, intuition and fact. My brain and my heart are rarely in agreement on anything. I feel something, and I think another. And too often I choose the wrong voice to follow; either I let my heart lead, and all sorts of calamity befalls me, or I do what I consider the 'sensible' thing and end up looking like an insensitive fool.
I find myself resentful of others' good fortunes. I see plenty of insensitive, self-centered people with nice homes, nice cars, nice mates, and I often wonder if, were I to become that shallow, if I
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My Psychiatric Evaluation... LolMelissa S Witte
Not Fit for Society
Passable
Extremely Insane
Passable
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If I Didn't Love YouIf I Didn't Love You I Wouldn't Care
If I Didn't Love You I Wouldn't Share
If I Didn't Love You I Wouldn't Fear
If I Didn't Love You I Wouldn't Shead A Single Tear
If I Didn't Love you Such Small things I Couldn't Bear
If I Didn't Love You I'd Let You Go As If You Were A Spare
If I Didn't Love You I Wouldn't hold You Close so you Could Whisper In My Ear
Written By: Blossom Love
My StoryHi I am Kayla every young boys dream.My Daughter refuses to bring any of her guy friends home from college for fear I may come out in a real slutty outfit and tease them. Then I would whisper in their ear and and invite them and their hard cock back over for a late night snack...*WINK* So if you think you can handle this Hott MILF give me a call...
Ugh!this baby is getting a little old. shes always got hiccups, and thats an annoying feeling. she kicks me all the time lol. its cute. but im ready for this whole pregnancy to be done!
ThanksThanks everyone for trying to make me feel better but nothing is going to work. I am just really depressed and dont know why. It could be that in a few months it will be one year since my stepfather died and that I am letting everything out that I have kept in this month. I am sorry for acting like this...and thanks for the help.
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How Much Are U WorthOkay so here's the deal. You look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth $78" or something like that. Remember to reply to the person who sent this to you letting them know "How Much You're Worth!"
Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
Cried yours
Please Respond Back To Me And I'll Do The Same1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of myspace?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no r
S.o.t.y.Music Video:UNTIL THE DAY I DIE (by Story Of The Year)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you (for you). until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you...
as years go by, i race the clock with you but if u die right now know that i die too (i die too). you remind me of the times when i knew who i was (knew who i was). still the second hand will catch us like it always does. we'll make the same mistakes, i'll take the fall for you, i hope you need this now cuz i know i still do.
until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you. until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you.
should i bite my tongue until blood soaks my shirt? we'll never fall apart. tell me why this hurts, so much. my hands are at your throat and i think i hate you, still we say "remember when..." just like we always do. just like we always do.
until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for you. until the day i die, i'll spill my heart for
About FriendsABOUT FRIENDS...
It's easy to make a friend.
What is hard is to make a stranger.
Chance makes our parents,
but choice makes our friends.
A good friendship is unlike a book;
although it has a beginning and a middle,
it should never have an ending.
You can make more friends in two months by
becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years trying to get
other people interested in you.
A real friend walks in
when the rest of the world walks out.
Real friendship is shown during times of trouble;
prosperity is full of friends.
The only way to have a friend
is to be one.
Friendship is like money,
easier made than kept.
He who has a thousand friends has not one to spare,
and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere.
A true friend is like a refrain of a beautiful song.
I'm really thankful that we are friends!
I love YOU!!!
Photo Updates..i have to admit that keeping up with all my friends photo updates is geting to be a full time job, don't get me wrong i love all the new stuff everyone is putting out, but just wanted eveyone to realize that if i miss rating your new picts, it's not for lack of trying...i love you all.... have a great today!!
Go 'head. Read It. I Dare You.1 week. yeah i can't fucking wait.
I'm heading down to dallas (yes, Texas) on the 30th for my LONG overdue vacation. Going down for the week. Don't really have too many people I plan on seeing (Could you be one? :-x), but hell, that's fine by me. Dad's #1 priority on that list. haven't seen him since..I'm going to say around Christmas. That sounds about right.
I still haven't figured out what exactly it is about Dallas that i dig so much. The weather? the people? the color of the siding on a building? who knows. All i know is It's probably the best place (most enjoyable) that i've lived so far. This hell hole known as Pennsylvania ain't got nothing. maybe it's the home situation up here that has everywhere else looking so appealing. who knows. Hell sometimes i even think Long Island is appealing again (Yet i'm reminded once or twice a year why i DON'T want to live there again).
Nothing against NY- 90% of my entire family lives up there. which is probably another reason i wouldn'
Everything Sucksi hate school cause they fuck u over every time
i hate work cause they do the same thing
i hate ppl cause they cant treat ppl with a little respect that they might diserve but on another note i like ppl who care about ppl and dont try to down grade u well really what im trying to say is fuck everybody thats against me cause u all suck
Dear GodHave you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.
Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.
Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing you know you see them or receive a phone call from them? THAT'S GOD. There is no such thing as coincidence.
Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.
Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. . ..
THAT'S GOD passin
RandomYou are 53% evil
You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld.
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Thats My Story And Im Sticking To It...lolRemember when you would go to visit a friend, and his mom answered the door in her towel. Her hair still with suds in it. She would tell you to hurry in so she could finish rinceing. She would dash back to the bathroom but never fast enought that you didnt get an eyeful of her hot round ass. You can still remember the fantasy you had in the shower yourself later that night thinking about it! "Ah... to be 18 again! If only you had the nerve then you would have shown her what a ripe ole 18 year old could have done for her sex life!" you think to yourself, with a small laugh! Well sexy, fantasize no more, her I am! I'm that mother dashing back to the shower. But what you dont know is that she knew you would be coming and she wanted to tease you. She ran back to the shower and slowly rubbed her...... Want to know more, call Lacey and find out! Im waiting...... WIll role play anything! Nasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings!
Interesting................You have a sexual IQ of 141
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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That Engraver Story...to the people who wrote and reposted this cause they were maddened or whatever by it..
No one changed anything on the engravement..a few words were merely left out. People forget this country was founded because of the oppression from the churches in England. It was founded so that people can believe what they want to believe. No one purposely disgraced anyone by leaving those words out..if they wanted to piss y'all off..they would have engraved it and scratched it out. Everyone is too whiney these days. "omg they took this out of schools..those satan worshiping bastards.." then the other side of the argument the people are bitching that someone is forcing religion on them cause In God We Trust is on the fuckin dollar bill. Seriously..if you had to make a post about a few words missing off of a NATIONAL MONUMENT..a place where you go to remember the people who fought for your ass to stay safe in this country..you're pathetic. Remember what it stands for..don't gripe about the wordin
AurasAn aura is an emanation said to surround humans, (& animals). Chiefly encircling the head, and supposed to proceed from the nervous system. It is described as a cloud of light suffused with various different colors; this is seen clairvoyantly, being imperceptible to the physical sight. Some of the elements composing the aura are projected from the body, others from the astral principles.
ETHERIC AURA
The etheric aura extends about 2 inches out from the physical body & is usually a shade of blue in color. The shade of blue relates to the physical condition & health of the physical body. Athletes have strong etheric auras of a deeper blue in shade. In the etheric aura, you feel all the sensations, both pain and pleasure.
KETHERIC AURA
The ketheric aura extends about 36 - 48 inches from the physical body & appears as an extremely bright golden light that is rapidly pulsating, this aura takes on the shape of an egg, surrounding & protecting everything within it.
CELESTIAL AU
SexI -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh,
nothing special, I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
II -----LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big
problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes,
he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said,
"that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The
problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
III -----QUIET SEX
Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and
asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when
you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied,
”You're never home!"
IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,
This Is What Will Happen To Me After I Die...After you die...Guardian Angel
After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.
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My DreamMy Dream
Author: Diane B.
I close my eyes,
And I see his face
I feel his touch,
His warm embrace
I hear his voice,
He whispers so
Says he'll never
Let me go
He smells so good,
It feels so right
I beg him please,
To hold me tight
He runs his fingers
Through my hair
Caresses my skin,
His touch so fair
And then he presses
His lips to mine
My body quivers,
With feelings divine
And just as I feel
I haven't a care,
I open my eyes,
To find he's not there
Was it all in my head?
Does my dream man exist?
I feel a great sadness,
as I ask myself this
Then as I look up,
As if out of the blue
I see your sweet smile,
And I reach out to you
You gladly reach back,
With your arms open wide
The moment stands still,
A love frozen in time
You are the man,
Of which I had dreamed
I've waited forever,
Or so it has seemed
To share these feelings,
So pure, so true
I want to shout it out loud...
I LOVE YOU!
Abort, Retry, IgnoreOnce upon a midnight dreary,
Fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high
And wasted paper on the floor,
Looking for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand,
I then invoked the SAVE command,
But got instead a reprimand:
It read, "Abort, Retry, Ignore."
Was this some occult illusion?
Some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices Solomon himself
Had never faced before.
Carefully, I weighed my options.
These three seemed to be the top ones.
Clearly, I must now adopt one:
Choose Abort, Retry, Ignore.
With my fingers pale and trembling,
Slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending,
Hoping all will be restored,
Praying for some guarantee
Finally I pressed a key --
But on the screen what did I see?
Again: "Abort, Retry, Ignore."
I tried to catch the chips off-guard --
I pressed again, but twice as hard.
Luck w
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What I Should Be For HalloweenYou should be a Vampire
You like to go sexy/scary at Halloween. You love horror movies and the ideals of Halloween (and all of the candy doesn’t hurt either). You are very laid back and love to chill with your friends watching scary movies on Halloween.
Take
How Evil I Am...You are 33% evil
You are not so evil. You are overall a nice person, although I wouldn’t want to get on your bad side. You have an extravagant imagination.
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My Family On Lcok im going to start deleteing some of you coz no comments on pic.s or anything when i post... my family that comments on pic.s & everything else i love to talk to will only be the ones on there now...
thanks, Tink
My Story....(and Im Sticking To It!)Hey Guys I would like to start by introducing myself.. I am Trina. I would love to find a gentlemen who would come home from work and find me in the shower and strip his own clothes off and come in and join me. There is nothing more erotic to me then having a guy who will wash my hair and then my body. Having his hands lightly rub all over my body from head to toe is so erotic. Then While the hott water is beating on our bodies he would make slow and passionate love to me. Nothing turns me on more than making love in the shower with the smell of soap and sex mixed all together and engulfing our every senses. I would love to hear about how you would bathe me if I was in your shower.
The 23rd ~ Personal DeclarationSorry for the Double blog today, but i think this is a journal entry of mine I would like to share
I've always been the most involved. I've always given the extra effort and been the team leader, seeking utmost victory. I've always felt like I needed to be the biggest and the best to please the people around me. These all sound like admirable traits that many wish they possessed, but being such a perfectionist only makes me feel less perfect. I've always been afraid of failure. This directly causes me to be a workaholic, therefore I am declaring to relax.
Being an overachiever, I am bombarded by standards- standards from my parents and other authority figures, standards from my peers, and mostly, standards from myself. As I reach for the top, these standards push me further away from my goal. The pressure I create for myself through my high expectations is self-destructive and is the source of stress. The effects of my tension wear on my emotions. My goals overshadow my well bein
The 23rd ~ Seventeen Magazine Model EntryThis was written by a good friend of mine, Nicole Seligman. She is only 16 years old and has a great future ahead of her! I wish to support her in her quest to become a known model and actress, and I start here.
This is Nicole:
Forgive me if the link is eventually broken, but believe me, she is a wonderful and VERY LOVELY girl.
and THIS is what she wrote:
"I didn't simply come out of the closet. I gracefully slipped on a pair of four-inch rainbow pumps and kicked the door down." I am the unexpected. I'm a humbly confident girl living in a small town in Texas. I'm a big dreamer, but, unlike most, I'm also a big achiever. I know what it means to want something and the effort it takes to accomplish. I am very involved at school. I'm bright in the classroom and out, using my intelligence to change the world. I take part in theater, I'm the Secretary for our Thespian Society board, and I'm on the Varsity Forensics Team. I'm a performer. In order to be successful in portraying anot
Origin Of WallaceClan Wallace is for obvious reasons, one of the greatest, if not the greatest, Clan History from Scotland, because of Scotland's Hero, William Wallace, Guardian of Scotland, defender of the freedom of Scotland. This Clan has no Septs (or family members) just Wallace, this is the current Chief's decison.
Gaelic Name: Uallas
Branches: Wallace of Cairnhill, Wallace of Cessnock, Wallace of Craigie, Wallace of Ellerslie (that's me), Wallace of Kelly, Wallace of Riccarton.
Arms: Gules, a lion rampant Argent within a bordure counter-compony of the Last and Azure.
Motto: Pro Libertate (For Liberty)
Badge: : Issuant from a crest coronet of four (three visible) strawberry leaves Or, a dexter arm vambraced, the hand brandishing a sword all Proper. Lands: Ayrshire and Renfrewshire
Origin of Name: From Volcae, a tribe in North Gaul
In old Latin documents the term Walensis is used to designate the Welsh, but in Scotland is more commonly used as a native name meaning a Strathclyde B
Funny Advice For Men And Women On Pleasing Each OtherSend 'Advice for Men and Women' to a friend Print Version of Advice for Men and Women Funny Gags and Pranks
How to Please a Woman
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your girlfriend.
Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.
Show up naked;
Bring beer.
DragonfliesI love dragonflies but am not having an easy time finding pics online..so i'm looking to my loverly friends for help..I want to put a dragonfly album together...so while you're online..would you mind helping me find dragonfly pics? they can be actual pictures or coomputer graphics..i just want some!!
The Magic Cure For ImpotenceA man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man.
Out of desperation the man has gone to every doctor and expert in the area. Despite numerous tests and suggested remedies, no reason for his impotence can be found and no cure has worked.
The man decides to share his problem with his best friend. His best friend gets all excited and says, "I know who can help you! There is mystic and he was able to help someone else I know with the same problem! You must go see him!"
So the man takes his friend's advice and goes to visit this curious mystic. The man explains his problem, the mystic looks him over and says, "Ah, yes, indeed I can offer a temporary cure."
The man is just elated, he tells the mystic, "Whatever it is, please do it! I want to be able to have sex with my wife, please!"
So
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Why Would You Only Pay Attention To Her When You Are Drunk???ok what if she does everything in her power to make you happy and yet at night she can not sleep or she has nightmares every night??? would you comfort her and ask her what is wrong or would you only worrie about yourself and not her feelings.... yeah she may think you love her but when it comes time to make love to her or hell even hold a desent conversation with her.... why does it seem like some of you guys only do it when you are drunk???? if you dont want to be with her and you are just useing her then why do you not just tell her and let her eventually get over it insted of hidding it... and letting her feelings get more and more invloved and yet she will eventually catch on and know that the only time you touch her, kiss her, tell her you love her is when you are drunk.... i mean could she be that bad of a person???? and that is why i LOVE this song!!!! this song says it all.....
Call Me When You're Sober Video - Evanescence lyricsEvanescence Music Video CodesMusic Video
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To All My Friends................GOD
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Another Question???ok well what if she wasnt so attractive to your friends but YOU tell her she is beautiful all the time or even sometimes... would you hide her??? would you hide the fact that you two are and item????
would you sit there and tell other woman that you love them and then tell her that she is just a friend??? why keep her in the dark like that... if you really loved her why would you tell everyone that she is your girl... hold your head high and be proud of who you are with???
The Scottish Declaration Of IndependanceThe Declaration of Arbroath
6th April 1320 A.D.
To the most Holy Father and Lord in Christ, the Lord John, by divine providence Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Roman and Universal Church, his humble and devout sons Duncan, Earl of Fife, Thomas Randolph, Earl of Moray, Lord of Man and of Annandale, Patrick Dunbar, Earl of March, Malise, Earl of Strathearn, Malcolm, Earl of Lennox, William, Earl of Ross, Magnus, Earl of Caithness and Orkney, and William, Earl of Sutherland; Walter, Steward of Scotland, William Soules, Butler of Scotland, James, Lord of Douglas, Roger Mowbray, David, Lord of Brechin, David Graham, Ingram Umfraville, John Menteith, guardian of the earldom of Menteith, Alexander Fraser, Gilbert Hay Constable of Scotland, Robert Keith, Marischal of Scotland, Henry St Clair, John Graham, David Lindsay, William Oliphant, Patrick Graham, John Fenton,William Abernethy, David Wemyss, William Mushet, Fergus of Ardrossan, Eustace Maxwell, William Ramsay, William Mowat, Alan
Screw It....Fuck the world...fuck my job...fuck my feelings. I am tired of all three of them...I hate my job and dont want to work there anymore. Fuck the world cause I dont want to be on it anymore and fuck my feelings cause they suck. I am tired of having feelings for people who seem like they dont have them for me...so that is it. I give up and there is nothing anyone can do to change that.
Bisexualvampyre
What If????this one i woulod like to hear responces from men and there thought's as well.... ladies feel free to comment too!!!
ok men if you have a girlfriend that you say you love ever so dearly...... would you hide your love or would you tell the world????
Kilt Evolution - Sonny It Is *not* A SkirtFrom Ancient Times to 1600 — léine and brat
The Highland Scots emigrated from Ireland around 375 ce. They displaced the native Picts and made the Highlands their own. From their native land, they brought Irish dress. This consisted of a léine [LAY-na] and a brat. Léine is the modern Irish word for shirt. In antiquity, the léine was similar to a linen undertunic, although silk is occasionally mentioned. It was usually white or unbleached, often decorated with red or gold embroidery at the neck and cuffs, and sometimes hooded as well. A woman wore it long; a man’s léine ended at his knees. In the earliest times, the léine probably had no shape at all. However, in the Norman era, it gained definition in the waist and by the Elizabethan age, it had become a full pleated smock made from at least 7 yards of fabric. It was always made of linen and its colour was invariably yellow. The English referred to it as the "saffron shirt" and in 1537 Henry VIII banned its use in Ireland
Night Is For LoversI know you've been here, everyone has at least once...
If you can't sleep tonight,
then don't!
Worry not because tonight is one of those timeless nights that never begin or end, you only slip in and out of them.
Tarry here awhile then in between the sun scaped lands of your waking world. Listen to the secrets the night breezes whisper as they pass over ponds of water and cool your skin.
Stand outside and relish the blazing star fire that heats your skin with a cold burning.
Turn your eyes away from the shadows of the world and lift up your chin to gaze at the wonderfully pure reflection of the sun shining with a silver flare off the landscape of the moon.
Tonight dance with faeries on shadowed lanes, and run with the deer under old oak trees. Dip your toes into waters with ripples laced with white fire.
On nights like this when you can slip into the ancient lands do not fear getting lost, because when you enter the timeless realm that tonight has given you, ther
One Black Roseone black rose
sheds one red tear
feeling nothing but blackness
nothing but fear
its beauty is endless
color of night
thorn of sadness
sheds no light
one black rose
to ease the mind
to shield itself
from a world unkind
Definition Of ClanThe Gaelic word for children is more accurately translated as family in the sense in which the word Clan became accepted in the Scottish Highlands during the 13th century. A Clan is a social group whose core comprises a number of families derived from, or accepted as being derived from, a common ancestor.
Almost without exception, that core is accompanied by a further number of dependent and associated families who have either sought the protection of the Clan at some point in history or have been tenants or vassals of its Chief. That Chief is owed allegiance by all members of the Clan, but ancient tradition nevertheless states that the Clan is above the Chief.
Although Gaelic has been supplanted by English in the Lowlands of Scotland for nearly a thousand years, it is an acceptable convention to refer to the great Lowland families, like the Douglases, as Clans although the heads of certain families, such as Bruce, prefer not to use the term.
Allegiance was generally given to a
All About Bat Jelly... Astrology Style...The Sign of Gemini (Sun 17 Degrees Gemini 17'):
The third sector of the zodiac reflects the principles of intelligence and communicationthe way people express themselves. Being born under the third sign of the zodiac brings to the fore these attributes of intellectual expression within you. Gemini is a versatile sign and is found to take interest in many different facets of life. If you could be accused of anything, it would be that your interests are so diverse youre sometimes superficial, taking a bit of this and a bit of that and not deepening your knowledge of the subject in question. Likewise, many Geminis are quite high-strung and tend to spread themselves very thin, taking on too much and not completing what they begin.
Nevertheless, people love your company and this adaptability in your nature is what makes you interesting to others. You have an incredible breadth of knowledge and are able to talk to almost anyone about many differing views and the experiences you may hav
Yes Yes More Updates On MeMonday, Still have that damn headache.. Did not sleep at all on Sunday night So I stayed up all night long.. Grandma got up and said are you still up, and I told her I had the headache for eight days and she said bless your heart.. and she padded me on my back.. I am not going to be on long but if I cant sleep tonight than I am going to be on line all day long or night long.. Well I am doing what I can and I will give you all updates on me.. Got to go..
Virgo24
The Kisssomething forbidden
outer body experience
feed our needs left unforfilled
noone has to know
thats what we say
the kiss that brought us together
soon fades away
you are like a craving to me
I soon lose my idenity
needing you more than life itself
I fall into you......
The Do's And Don'ts Of Wearing A KiltThe Do's and Don'ts of Wearing a Kilt
Men who plan to wear the kilt should recognize that a kilted man inevitably attracts admiring spectators drawn like moths to a sporran, or termites to a caber.
These admirers, who often given to calling out endearments like "Kiltie, kiltie cauld bum, cannae keep a warm one...," or "Donald, where's yer troosers...," see a kilted Scot as an adventurer who walks the thin line between Presbyterian and prurient, between bard and barbarian, between traditon and tramp.
They hope to glimpse, even fleetingly, that element which separates our kilted clansmen from trousered trash.
However, to avoid inadvertently offending the delicate sensibilities of spectators (and some are more delicate than others), men should observe the following rules of kilt etiquette.
Walk, do not run, for the departing trains, supermarket blue-light specials, or last calls in the pub. If you must walk quickly, then keep both hands on your sporran. If your sporran is up a
Top 10 Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up With A Penis For A Day...10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
Top 10 Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day...10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing
time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it
recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
10 Things Ladies Should Know About Men!!!Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams— And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them... read more
MISTAKE #1: Betting Your
Love Life On His “Potential”
Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently?
Of course you do.
And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well.
Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings.
What's going on here?
It's actually very simple.
Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them day-to-day.
Women choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.
And guess what?
Some women will continue to put up with a guy that doesn't treat them very well.
Sometimes for months or years...
But why
Attention!To all the crazies/stalkers of the world... before you add me or send me a message... there's a couple things you should know...
First off... I probably won't add you just because I know all you did was look at my pictures and wanted to add me to your collection. If you send a message that says "You're Hot" or "Wanna Ride?" followed by a picture of your penis... you're being flagged. I don't have time for your crazy bullshit or you trying to get laid. Also DO NOT EVER send me a message asking why I'm single or if I'm still single. I am SINGLE by CHOICE. Don't come to me talking you shit either on how you're this or that. I don't give a fuck and chances are you're the worst relationship/lay ever.
For the crazies who made it on to my list and for some reason missed my last deletion. You're lucky. Why did I add you in the first place? I was BORED not interested. But some of you have started in with the "my shit the bomb baby" and "I'm a crazy stalker" mode. If I told you I'm not i
Life Of Sir William WallaceOf our ancestors, brave true ancient Scots,
Whose glorious scutcheons knew no bars or blots;
But blood untainted circled ev'ry vein,
And ev'ry thing ignoble did disdain;
Of such illustrious patriots and bold,
Who stoutly did maintain our rights of old,
Who their malicious, invet'rate foes,
With sword in hand, did gallantly oppose:
And in their own, and nation's just defence,
Did briskly check the frequent insolence
Of haughty neighbours, enemies profest,
Picts, Danes, and Saxons, Scotland's very pest;
Of such, I say, I'll brag and vaunt so long
As I have power to use my pen or tongue;
And sound their praises in such modern strain
As suiteth best a Scot's poetic vein,
First, here I honour, in particular,
Sir William Wallace, much renown'd in war,
Whose bold progenitors have long time stood,
Of honourable and true Scottish blood.
We Need To Pull TogetherGreat Again
One nation, one people, one land
A dream unrealized though close at hand
When we fail to see that the division they cause
It shows in our people the greatest of flaws
When we let them divide us on issues of race
we loose our humanities saving grace
when we let them pretend that nothing is wrong
we will all live a sad, sad country song
they feed us things to keep us from seeing
feed the ills and we loose our own being
lost in a sea of non issues and non truths
not able to know how to vote in the booths
they tell us lies and we eat the rewards of sloth
they divide us on religion they use men of the cloth
they tell us what's wrong with countries moral upbringing
do you hear the sound of liberties last ringing ?
they keep us focused on anything that is unreal
the whole time they take from us all we believe and feel
They chant at us about war and our freedom to live
they wait for us to turn our backs and the stick in the shiv
we pay th
Check Out My Girl....This is Kacky. She is one of my best friends. She is a wonderful mother and a great person. She is also a wonderful friend. So check out her page she is new to Lost Cherry and needs some awesome friends like I have.
KNSaylor27@ LostCherry
PassivePASSIVE
Dead as dead can be, my doctor tells me
But I just cant believe him, ever the optimistic one
I�m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy
Wake up and face me, dont play dead cause maybe
Someday I will walk away and say, You disappoint me,
Maybe youre better off this way
Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become my perfect enemy
Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now),
Don�t play dead (don't play dead)
Cause maybe (because maybe)
Someday Ill (someday I'll) walk away and say, You disappoint me,
Maybe youre better off this way
Maybe youre better off this way
Maybe youre better off this way
Maybe youre better off this way
You�re better of this; you�re better off this;
Maybe youre better off!
Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now),
Don�t play dead (don't play de
Holly WoodKING OF HOLLYWOOD
(Eagles - Hotel California)
Come sit down here beside me honey
Let's have a little heart to heart
Now look at me and tell me darlin'
How badly do you want this part?
Are you willing to sacrifice
And are you willing to be real nice
All that talent and my good taste
I'd hate to see it go to waste
We gon' get you an apartment, honey
We gon' get you a car
Yeah, we gon' take care of you, darlin'
We gon' make you a movie star
For years I've seen 'em come and go
He says, "I've had 'em all, ya know"
I handled everything in my own way
I made 'em what they are today
After 'while, nothing was pretty
After 'while, everything got lost
Still, his jacuzzi runneth over
Still, he just couldn't get off
He's just another power junky
Just another silk-scarf monkey
You'd know it if you saw his stuff
The man just isn't big enough
HeyYo peeps whad uppper? I've had a LC account for about a year now and im just starting to use it again now, so if anyone has something new to say or show me then hit me up. Late
N8
Thanksfor those of you that have welcomed me here thanks alot. i will probably not be on here as often as i would like , but you can if you want to hit me up on myspace.com @www.myspace.com/gichasome. yes , i know myspace (why?) don't really have an answer. you can also email at gichasome@yahoo.com. thank you
Yup.I cooked dinner for like 20 people tonight, and i didnt burn anything :) Interesting huh.
=]
Yeah ma'am.
Lalalalalalalalalalalala.
-Sings and dances in circles-
Wee. Wee. Wee. Wee.
=]
lalalalalalalalalalala.
Dude.
Im tired
Haha.
Yes ma'am i am.
Check Your Dirty IqCheck your Dirty IQ!
Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foam
A Must See Pagei am hoping im making this right any way this is a friends page and its a kick ass one please go check it out and rate it its worth a look
Michael Myers: The Boogey Man: Happy Halloween!!@ LostCherry
HahahaGreatest idea ever... nothing worse than random guy #385793 forgetting your name in the middle of stuffin your ass... hoe.
Lighten Uphahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Perfect Teeth;i tatse your wife, your kids, your new car.
accessories.
i taste your game show grin. your perfect teeth.
i reach and miss. i spit at ceiling fans and sundowns.
your name under my pillow, your eyelash on my lips.
make a wish.
[you sold me everything.]
i taste your new home in flames.
i taste your calloused typewriter paws.
oh.so.television.
success.
your secretary the mistress i never had.
glowing.
i smell your teenage daughter/s tears.
she reeks of sedatives.
i need this. i try to become you.
anything to escape this sk((prision))in.
Some Shit To SayToo much
Is not just some shit I like to say, and it's not getting any easier for all those close to me.
Non-conformist, does not mean being different, it means that no matter how much people want me to, no matter how much I may want to, I will not be able to change the nature of the beast I am, I will always be the me that I am. Not the pieces of compasion that some people get to see sometimes, not the monster that shares space in me with an angel. But all of it, all the time, at full raging speed.
So to those who think they can handle me...
you're probably wrong.
fuck me
cut me
bite me
i can't feel
and I don't care anymore
So TrueThis is a song by flaw but its so true/
"Only The Strong"
what makes you think that it'll all work out in the end.
afraid to feel bad. better off to try and pretend. I'm
immortal, immune to all that is wrong. just keep on wishing.
crossing my fingers. so long. is this helping? i'm growning
weaker each day. can't stop whining.
still afraid of what i might say or reactions, that control us one and all.
[chorus]
It's mine, it's pure and as decent as i can make myself.
Inside, we all know, only the strong survive.
Why don't you think about that?
so now i'm bleeding on myself yes once again.
seems i trusted another deceitful freind. my fault. should've known the deal.
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, for real.
seems easy, but nothing could be so hard. trying to guess lifes
dealing. what's the next card? I'm surely folding.
i don't like this hand at all.
[chorus]
Keep those eyes wide open, here comes a blind side.
maybe things happen for a r
FriemdsFriends
I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends,
I am surrounded by angels,
But I call them friends.
I Had To Post ThisI HAD TO POST THIS MY BEST FRIEND KYLE MIGHT BE GOIN BACK TO IRAQ I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I AM GOIN TO DEAL WITH IT AGAIN. CANT THIS WAR JUST END. ITS GOIN TO KILL ALL OF THEM THEN WHAT IS THE PRESIDENT GOIN TO THINK THEN. JUST BOMB THE PLACE OR SOMETHING. NOTHIN IS GETTIN SOLVED. SORRY I AM SO PISSED I DONT WANT KYLE TO GO BACK. HE WAS THERE BEFORE AND HE HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
Morning Journal -- That's A Laugh!LOL...
For my ART workstudy group, we are to keep journals that we write in in the morning.
Any normal person, the morning would entail that which where the sun rises.....
but,
if you work graveyard shifts, then the morning becomes what is known to others as the afternoon.
The thing that REALLY mixes it up is when you have mixed up shifts throughout the week and don't have a normal schedule to follow in every sense of the word.
So....
when it has come to defining what is the morning time for me to write my morning journals, it has been quite difficult.
Anyone have any ideas????
:D
I Am Really New...I AM VERY NEW HERE AND VERY LOST... IF I MISS SOMETHING I DID NOT MEAN TO.. IF I DONT ANSWER TRY ME AT HEREISTRUBLE ON YAHOO... I AM SURE I WILL FIGURE THIS SITE OUT AND SOON WILL BE TALKING TO EVERYONE.... PLEASE BE KIND AND PAITENT....
Behind!HEy all, did not expect such an outpouring of love from ya all on here. So I apologize at being so slow to respond to your love, but I will as soon as possible! Please keep leaving it for i shall return it all! haha. I am just incredibly busy with school right now and a lot of family issues. So just if you could keep your thoughts and prayers with my family, friends, and me I would greatly appreciate it. Take care and luv ya all!
My Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The PeachA farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"
And the farmer says, "Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it!" So the patent officer takes a bite, and then- "oh, wow! This is so good! It tastes like- blackberry pie!"
And the farmer says "Yeah, and Do you like vanilla ice cream?
Well then you gotta flip it over & try the other side".
So the patent officer does and he's like-
"Man! that really does taste like vanilla ice cream!
I can't believe it!"
So then the farmer looks around a bit and lowers his voice almost to a whisper, and says: "Psst! Have you ever tasted pussy?" "Oh yeah, I've eaten plenty of pussy!" "And you like it, right?" "Yeah I LOVE the taste of pussy" says the patent officer, starting to get excited.
The farmer says, "OK, then take a bite, right there" So the patent officer takes this HUGE bite, and then his eyes widen & he spits it out all over th
Myths & True About BisexualityBisexuality may be a difficult topic to comprehend. Many of us are taught to look at almost everything in the universe as a duality: male and female, light and dark, hot an cold, moral and immoral, etc.
This is also seen in the area of human sexual orientation.
Most view it as existing in two forms: heterosexuality and homosexuality. But human sexuality is a little more complex than that. One cannot squeeze the full range of human sexual feelings and behaviors into only two classifications. A minimum of three is really needed to represent human sexual attractions and activities: heterosexual, homosexual and bisexual.
Depending upon who is writing or talking, "bisexuality" may be defined in many different ways. Five important ones are described below:
Most people use the term "sexual orientation" to refer to sexual feelings. Heterosexual, homosexual and bisexual is a part of what people are. Thus, bisexuality is sexual orientation in which an individual has feelings
Soft Caressesi feel you get into bed
slowly you place your arm across my chest
skin is so soft
so fresh
sighing to myself
i feel your lips on my neck
smiling i turn to kiss you
but you continue on
hands slide down an up my body
sending shivers down my spine
arousing me beyond control
but still you do not relent
kissing your way down my chest
arching my back to keep you close
slowly and teasingly you kiss further down
my mind is going insane
you reach my thighs
placing small love bites
i need you so much
slowly you find me ready for you
you kiss down the length
taking me fully
i gasp with pleasure
working me through extasy an bliss
i yell out your name
finally i explode
gasping for air
i look down
seeing you smile
as you lick your lips
Pics OpenOkay friends..my adult pics will be available for all to see for the next hour.Please stop by and rate/comment. Thank You
Super Herowhich super hero, would you like to be, and why? noboby want to play?!!
One More WeekWell my first blog. Only one more week until I go get Tilman from the airport and I CANT WAIT. It is nice he is coming to visit from Germany again. Then a couple days after he gets here we will take a road trips...woo hoo. I am just praying that the weather shall be decent. Suppose to snow here tonight *sobs*. I am not ready for snow and such yet.
Come On Cherryshello cherry people, whats the best, chet up line you have ever used or heard? lets see who has the best one!! I will pick the winner and go through your page and rate everything a 10, come on be creative xxx
Yung Joc, Jibbs On Board Scream 5 TourRappers Yung Joc and Jibbs have joined the teen-oriented Scream Tour 5, a 17-date outing that kicks off Nov. 22 in Miami and winds down on New Year's Eve (Dec. 31) in Washington, D.C. This year's 5th Annual Scream Tour is billed as the "Ruff & Ready, Young & Sexy" tour and is headlined by Omarion and Ne-Yo. Mario, Pretty Ricky, Sammie and Usher's new group One Chance are also featured on the tour, which is produced by Michael Mauldin of Mauldin Brand Agency and Jeff Sharp of Atlanta Worldwide Touring/AEG Live. "The Scream Tour is the most successful teen concert series America has ever witnessed," Mauldin said in a statement. "For five years, it has always been synonymous with being the launching pad for the next big 'young star.' As in times past, we know that this year's line-up will have an overwhelming response from crowds across the country as we continue the Scream Tour legacy and give our fans a Christmas gift they will not forget, until we do it again next year."
For the ful
Sex On HereOk Ive been looking around here looking at people and have noticed alot of them have to do with sex. Ok I know, sex is great but really do we need to have our profile names to reflect that? My profile name just happens to be my magical name that I chose when I was about 16. I see tons of tits and asses, where are the faces? I have questions about that:
1) Are they really yours?
2) Is that all you want people to know you as and for?
Really people! Yeah I have nude photos of myself (not taken by me) but thats not what I have for a profile pic, and I wont! I think people should be attracted to you for who you are and not because of your tits, ass, or cock!
Xzibit No Longer A Member Of Rap Group Strong Arm SteadyThe four-man collective known as Strong Arm Steady is now a trio. Rapper Xzibit has officially left the group, which features fellow emcees Krondon, Phil Da Agony and Mitchy Slick. "I'm not in Strong Arm Steady anymore," Xzibit told AllHipHop.com. "They actually signed the deal without me and went over to Blacksmith. It's Krondon, Phil Da Agony and Mitchy Slick. It was a decision that they made and they felt it was in their best interests to go that route." The group, which also includes extended family members Will Blast, Chace Infinite & DJ Khalil (Self Scientific), Planet Asia and DJ Truly OdD, is expected to put out its debut album Arms and Hammers under Talib Kweli's Blacksmith Music Corporation in 2007.
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6298
Mobb Deep, Sam Scarfo, 40 Glocc Almost Killed In Plane Incident, Havoc SpeaksA plane carrying rappers Mobb Deep, 40 Glocc and Sam Scarfo was forced to make an emergency landing early Saturday morning (Oct. 21) after flames and smoke started to shoot out one of the transport's engines. After missing a connecting flight to Chile, the group of rappers caught a Delta flight, which was to take them to Chile for a number of shows. "Almost an hour into the flight, the plane began dropping and rising and dropping again, soon after which passengers noticed flames and smoke pouring out of one of the engines," a press statement read. Afterward, a pilot revealed that one of the engines had ceased to function and that the flight would land into Tampa, Fla., amidst an emergency. According to the rappers, the pilot stressed that the occupants "buckle up and not panic." Tampa Fire Rescue was dispatched to meet Delta Flight 147, after one of the engines exploded while the plane was mid-air, en route from Atlanta to Santiago, Chile. "All I can say is God was on our side," Havoc
Hiddenfear takes shape as i look into your eyes
deep
dark
depths like ive never seen before
hatred and lies all buried inside.
youve hidden yourself from the love of another,
afraid that if you expose yourself, someone will abuse you and your trust.
but you cant stay hidden forever.
Some People...Just annoy me. How pathetic is it that when someone makes the choice to deny an add request, the person requesting gets all pissy and goes about rating your pictures a 1? I mean come on, childish?
I really dont care about the ratings, because Ive been given enough of a good respons, to know the truth, but still....I thought adults were on this site?
::shrugs:: Maybe its just me, but all well :o)
.::. Loyal .::.
Lil' Wayne Banned From Morgan State For Money Tossing IncidentLil' Wayne has been barred from performing at Morgan State University and may face criminal charges, after a homecoming concert went awry when the rapper's entourage threw money into the crowd. The sold-out concert took place at Hill Field House during the university's homecoming concert on Thursday (Oct. 19), which also featured Busta Rhymes. During Lil' Wayne's performance, members of his entourage tossed $20, $10, $5 and $1 bills into the crowd of mostly college students. In the rush to retrieve the cash, two women sustained leg injuries and another woman fainted. All were treated at Johns Hopkins Hospital. "We're evaluating it from a public safety standpoint and a criminal standpoint," Morgan State University Police Chief Adrian Wiggins told the Baltimore Sun. Morgan State University spokesman Clinton R. Coleman compared the rapper's actions to "standing in a crowded movie theater and shouting fire."
For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6299
Fyi On The 411What? Tina Turner is 70... how can that be?
And to Jamie Foxx... why? Why do men go for the trash?
Wesley Snipes is a wanted man. The popular actor has been indicted on eight
counts of tax fraud for failing to pay $12 million in taxes and failing to
file tax returns. Snipes, 44, faces 40 years in jail. The I.R.S. says they
can't find him, but when they do, he is going to jail. Word has it Wesley
is hiding out in Panama with his family.
Deelishis may have gotten Flavor Flav, but New York has got her own show.
At least I got this prediction right. New York, a.k.a. Tiffany Patterson,
will be starring in her own Flavor of Love spinoff. New York, 24, will be
searching for love in The Flavorette. 20 men will fight for her love, and
she will get to pick and choose. I love New York. This woman is made for
TV. She was so unforgettable. They had to bring her back for season two of
Flavor of Love. New York was not only funny, but she was loud and
outrageous. Her mom is e
Rain From My Eyesits pouring like crazy outside,
but the only water seeping in comes from my eyes.
i miss you so much,
you left me and now im lost.
am i going crazy?
is anybody gonna save me?
i wish it would be you,
thats how i see it in my dreams.
you'll come back to me and say that youre sorry,
i'll be happy as ever, and you will be too,
we'll live happily ever after.
too bad it could never be.
A Very Erotic, Xxx LetterHello sexy man of my wet dreams. I can not wait fo your sweet sex. I want you to show me new and exiciting pleasures of which I have never known, when we join in the flesh. I want you to show me how much of an expert you are in matters of love. For myself I shall start at your feet and work my way up. I warn you now that I like to have control. I will lick you all over from your feet to your sweet mouth of which I plan to get the most use out of. I will suck and nibble on your toes, work up your sexy legs with my hot wet tongue. I will nibble your body all over. I will lick the hollow between your legs paying special attention to the area where your legs join your body. I will carress your balls and gently tug them. Fondle and lick them to my hearts content. I will nibble up your sweet cock, licking it all the way to the head. Slide my hot waiting mouth down your throbbing shaft until you want to explode. I will suck the head of your cock till tears form in your eyes and gently nibble
AssassingCouldnt find any decent explanations so just thought i would post the mp3 and the lyrics, this is one of me favourites, and ever since Fish left the band aint been able to get into them since.
Assassing by Marillion mp3
I am the assassin, with tongue forged from eloquence
I am the assassin, providing your nemesis
On the sacrificial altar to success, my friend
Unleash a stranger from a kiss, my friend
No incantations of remorse, my friend
Unsheathe the blade within the voice, my friend
Who decorates the scarf with the fugi knot
Who camouflaged emotion in a thousand yard stare
Who gouged the notches from the family tree
Who hypnotised the guilt in career rhythm trance
Assassing, assassing, assassing, assassing
Listen as the syllables of slaughter cat with calm precision
Patterned frosty phrases rape your ears and sow the ice incision
Apocalyptic alphabet casting spell the creed of tempered diction
Adjectives of annihilation bury the point beyond redempti
KissingKissing is an intimate form of communication. A kiss can convey all sorts of messages just by how it is delivered. A kiss can express lust, empathy, sympathy, sadness, or finality. A kiss can be cute, polite, invitational, passionate, or aloof. The English language is filled with cliches such as the kiss of death, kiss off, and kiss my ass.
Everyone remembers their first knee-buckling kiss. Although I had kissed many men in my quest to find my prince, many of who were fabulous kissers, the first kiss from the man who was to become Mr. Amazon was simply magical. We were at a late night movie and he leaned over and kissed the top of my head. A sweet, romantic, and spontaneous move that made my toes curl. Nothing more until we left the theatre, but I had a hard time concentrating on the rest of the movie. It was just a simple little kiss on the top of my head.
Caution: Although this is a gross generalization it is worth mentioning; men often think of a kiss as a means to an end - a
Begini see us start
i see us begin
love so true
hearts entwined
how do you say to the world
how proud i am
how do i scream out
this woman means so much to me
falling hard
smiles brightly
seeing my lover at slumber
how beautiful she is
the gods have blessed me
for my angel is here with me
I Need Some Tlc!!My best friend died last Thursday morning... She was 30 years old. She was like a big sister to me. I'm so depressed by all of this. I'm crying all the time...
A few years ago, she was told by the doctors that she had epylepsia. I think she had an attack and chocked to death.. I don't have the coroner's report yet... The funerals are Friday and Saturday. It's going to be so hard to watch her in her casket...
Why does these things happen??
Thanks, I needed to vent a little...
Angeleyes
Halloween Costumes!Halloween costumes
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goesto the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What areyou doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, an
FinallyWake up and I'm feelin right, hop outta bed and I grab a bite, break up a fatty and roll it
Tight, thinkin what I'm gonna do tonight
Knew that he was feelin me, and I was feelin him like xtasy, next thing you know he was
Next to me, by the morning time he sexin me
See finally I can say everything today is gone my way
No problems, no hassles I been smokin
Finally I can say everything today is gone my way
No problems, no hassles I been fuckin
Check the mailbox and I got my check, sit back relax as I sip my Becks think about all the shit I
Can gets
So I spend and spend til I think I'm set
Hit the club and I'm feelin nice, let me get the bottles and the ice, when I come through you
Know staten types, everyone I brought gets laid tonight
Finally I can say everything today is gone my way
No problems, no hassles I been livin
Finally I can say everything today is gone my way
No problems, no hassles I been drinkin
And so the day has come just as quick the day goes b
Whoreput my name in your mouth and swallow it whole. i want everyone to mention my profile to all their friends and such, maybe if your lucky ill give you my number and we can chat one on one, top promoter of keeping my name spread will be recieving some hot photos (including nudes) so let the gossip lips start flowing
The Innocent Little Girl!A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
At two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy
Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
Girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that broke-back mountain shit in our g
Blah Mehmm being bored sucks i just took a shower and it felt good. i feel very clean now. So i am going to be writing a book just for ha has u know see how it goes i started a book when i was 16 and i havent finished it yet i think i may just finish it off i have alot to go. It is basically about me but i use different names plots u know. Some of my friends already read some of it a while back and said it was going good i am not giong to like try to put it out oranything it is sort of a thing for me not like i really want to remember my past but it is a good thing to have something i can be proud of in my own way i guess.We will see how it goes.
Showers make u tired and really relaxed crazy how that works u know.i dont know well if anyone wants to talk to me i am here or u can messaged me on my sn aim-Ska8erbabe1416 or yahoo-bmxchick1416@yahoo.com
have a nice night.
Poem From A Prisoner!When you're gone, they forget about you
life goes on without you
and even though im doin a bid about YOU, they took MY life and now i live without you
Still the Feds cant' get a thing up out you
mouth closed and they still seem to doubt you
"youz a snitch" but when you was gettin' that paper You was they "people" they didn't bitch about you
They quick to run up on ya and out the lights about you
see now how the streets can do without you, how quick they move on and just forget about you
No money, no letters, no commissary, can't even get a collect call up out you
Lifes lessons learned without you
it's been so long, my "friends" are gone, the time will come and i will be home
Guess what Playa, when it do, im gone be on top and
WONT GIVE A F*!# ABOUT YOU!!!
Ova LoveHard to believe it, its kinda amazing, but its true, now that I needed
Someone so special, here comes you.
So how am I crazy, to say that I'm dreamin over you
Someone so special, how could you say this all so cruel.
So when your sayin that you need love
I look at you, and kinda smile
It's very hard just to convince baby, so maybe this will take awhile.
Cause all that I wish for, is just to be with you baby
With alittle love and squeezin and hold you close, boii its drivin me crazy
Lalal Random Stuff1. My ex: dont remember him lol
2. I am listening to: book on tape.
3. Maybe I should: go home
4. I Love: ripped up jeans
5. My best friend: is Shanna
6. I don't understand: so many bloody things
7. I lost my respect for: cant tell ya its personal
9. The meaning of my display name is: I say rawr like raaaaaaawr
10. Love is: a bunch of crap in books
11. Somewhere, someone is: having lots of fun
12. I will always: be alone
13. Forever seems:like a load of bs
14. I never want to lose: my eyes
15. My mobile phone is: in my head
16. When I wake up in the morning: i stay under my covers as long as i can
17. I get annoyed by: people who just keep talking
18. Parties are: good
19. My pet(s): a cat whose the bestest
22. I really want: to retire
20. Kisses are: nice
21. Today I: borke some dishes cause of the flu
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First Time Trying To Make A Poemliving my life from a wheelchair
which seems really unfair
i just feel like i want to hide
and that i have lost my pride
wheel down the street
only to have people stare
makes me feel like have been defeat
and now i feel bare
i just want to cry
cant hide the pain i feel
but dam it hurts cause its so real
Chicken Roll-upsIngredients:
Nonstick cooking spray
2 1/2 cups low-sodium marinara sauce*
4 (4 ounces each) boneless, skinless chicken breasts
4 slices (1 ounce each) low moisture-part skim mozzarella cheese
2 cups fresh baby spinach leaves
4 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
Red pepper flakes
*Choose a marinara sauce with less than 800mg sodium per cup. You may use frozen sauce or jarred sauce.
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Spray baking dish with vegetable oil cooking spray and coat the bottom of the baking dish with 1 cup marinara sauce.
2. Place one chicken breast between 2 sheets of plastic wrap on a cutting board. Roll and pound with a rolling pin until meat is about 1/4-inch thick. Repeat with remaining chicken breasts.
3. Press 1/2 cup spinach leaves on each chicken breast.
4. Place 1 slice mozzarella cheese on each and roll up tightly, pressing firmly.
5. Place each chicken roll seam side down in baking dish and cover with remaining marinara.
6. Cover with alum
Leavin .........this Week....Hey to all my true friends....I am leavin this week.....if you would like me to hit you up in the mail, message me your address......I will miss you all don't forget me....
Peanut Butter And Chocolate SmoothieIngredients:
8-10 oz. ice cubes
2 oz. soy milk
1/2 oz. half and half (can substitute with soy milk)
3 tablespoons of sugar-free chocolate syrup
3 oz. plain non-fat yogurt
Heaping scoop of peanut butter
Chocalate soy powder
Splenda to taste
Instructions:
Mix all of the ingredients in a blender until well blended. Then pour and enjoy.
Nutritional Information:
Per Serving:
Total Fat 10g; Saturated Fat 2g, Monounsaturated Fat 4g; Polyunsaturated Fat 2g; Cholesterol 3mg; Total Carbohydrate 10g; Dietary Fiber 1g; Protein 8g; Sodium 140mg; Potassium 265mg; Calcium 108mg; Iron 1mg; Zinc 2mg; Vitamin C trace; Viatmin A 431U; Vitamin B6 1mg;Vitamin B12 3mcg; Thiamin B1 1 mg; Riboflavin B2 1mg; Folacin 18mcg; Niacin 3mg; Caffeine 0mg; Alcohol 0;
Exchanges:
Lean Meat 1/2; Non-Fat Milk 1/2; Fat 1 1/2
Cranberry Cappuccino MuffinsIngredients:
1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2/3 cup sugar*
1-1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
3 Tbsp cocoa
1 Tbsp instant coffee
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp salt
3/4 cup lowfat (1%) milk
1 egg
6 Tbsp vegetable oil
1-1/4 cups fresh or frozen cranberries
1 (6-ounce) package Craisins¢ç Sweetened Dried Cranberries
*Note: Some recipes may incorporate small amounts of refined sugar per serving. In 1994, the American Diabetes Association Committee On Nutrition issued dietary guidelines that allowed people with diabetes to consume sugar in moderation as part of a balanced daily meal plan. Recipes with refined sugar may not be suitable for all people with diabetes. Check with your physician and/or registered dietitian or nutritionist on how to incorporate these recipes into your daily meal plan.
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375 F. Grease or spray a 12-cup muffin tin.
Combine dry ingredients in a medium mixing bowl. Combine liquid ingredients in a separate mixing
I Need ThisI pull you in the door, seconds after you ring the bell. Your eyes get wide at the site of me in a tight lacey teddy. Tonight is not about sex. Tonight is not about making love. Tonight I am going to fuck you. Make you slap me, smack my ass, pinch my nipples, scratch me, and especially bite me. I drag you into the living room and push you down on the couch. I straddle your lap and push you mouth onto my neck, "Suck it." You instantly start sucking and I can feel how hard you already are. I quickly pull your pants down far enough and start rubbing my hand up and down on your thick 8-inch cock.
I put you hands on my ass and pull my teddy to one side of my pussy. I put your hard dick in my tight, wet pussy in on fluid motion. As it goes in all the way, you grip my ass tight and I start to move up and down on it and grind into your pelvis. I pull a hard, pert nipple out and force your head down to it and stick it in your mouth. "Fucking suck it!" I hoarsely whisper as I start grinding on
Gangsta BitchGangsta bitch, gangsta ice, gangsta whip
Gangsta clothes, gangsta money, gangsta shows
Gangsta purse, gangsta shoes, gangsta verse
We the bitches that the gangstas thirst
Gangsta song, gangsta brawn, gangsta thong
Huh, we the bitches that the gangstas on
Gangsta bottle, gangsta trees
Gangsta Brat, gangsta Trina, and gangsta Eve
[Trina]
Uh, uh, uh
Miss Purina, Trina the M-I-A bitch
Them I play wit, eenie meenie meiny mo
Pickin basically the richest nigga, for the baddest bitch
Me, Eve, and Brat, it's banannas shit
We aint havin this, I steps on toes
In a pair of hot shorts and eight inch stelletoes
Iced out, drippin in Channell
Prada, Gucci, and all that
I make 'em fall back
Hair done, fresh metti and peticure, bikini wax
Gotta keep the cat smooth so when my nigga ask for the pussy
It's good and wet
After just one fuck, you won't forget
I'm made up in the tropics gettin sunburned
Bare ass out with the diamond thong on
Nigga you thought you got yo' freak on in
U Had Me And U Lost MeHow should I start it off
You must have thought me soft
Like it was all good to move on and cross me off
We never shared secrets
We wasn't fucking raw
Helped you when you were down and now you got the fucking gawl
We used to be so tight
We was each others life
You was my husband and no doubt I was your fucking wife
Did anything you ever asked of Eve
You turned out to be a devil nigga I couldn't believe
Sneaking numbers out my phone
Calling bitches on the cell
What the hell!
Clunky bitches one on the scale
I'm like a dime over line
You can't calculate my status
And you fucking with these bitches like my ass wasn't the fattest
Like I didn't dress the baddest
Any time we surface
Must have been insecure
Niggas made you nervous
And I guess it was your purpose to lock me in
But you fucked up
Your lucks out
But then again
As I GrowI live my life threw my semi chest
My heart beat strong, sometimes contaminated by the pest
And yeah I know I'm livin' blessed
And if I didn't make it here, my life would be a mess
Can't live a life of fear
All that get you is nowhere surrounded by a bunch of stress
And I always had a hard head
Had a choice to play around wit life or listen to a gossip
So I straightened up and I'm doin right
Growin every year, aiiyo this thing ain't happen overnight
But I still got alot to do
And never givin up cuz anything I feel I know is possible
Don't never let people disgurage
Plants see the dream, Baby and let 'em flurish
Lettin you in on what I know
Huh, as I live my life and as I grow
Coconut Pudding SquaresYou can use a different flavored extract in these creamy squares, if you wish
Ingredients:
15 graham crackers
1 package artificially sweetened, low-fat, instant vanilla pudding
1 package artificially sweetened, low-fat, instant coconut pudding
2 cups low-fat whipped topping
4 cups evaporated skim milk
1/4 tsp almond extract
1 cup chopped peaches, canned or fresh
1 cup mandarin oranges, packed in their own juice, drained
Instructions:
Place half the graham crackers in a 9-inch square pan. Mix together the remaining ingredients except for the mandarin oranges.
Pour the pudding mixture over the graham crackers. Add another layer of graham crackers. Top with pudding mixture, garnish with oranges, and chill for 4 hours. Cut into 12 servings and serve.
Coconut Pudding Squares
Makes 12 (3/4-inch square) servings.
Nutritional Information:
Nutritional Information (per serving): 160 Cal; 2 g Total Fat (1 g Sat Fat); 27 g Carb; 3 mg Cholesterol; 231 mg Sodium; 7 gm
Cinnamon Hearts Peachy Breakfast MuffinsIngredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
1-1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp freshly grated orange peel
1 tsp very good quality cinnamon (such as China Cassia)*
1/4 tsp salt
1 (8 oz) container lowfat peach yogurt
2/3 cup chopped, dried peaches
1 tsp Creme Bouquet**
1/3 cup peach juice
1/4 cup orange-flavored honey
1/4 cup canola oil
1 egg, slightly beaten
*Available from Penzeys Spices at www.penzeys.com
**Available from Kitchen Krafts at www.kitchenkrafts.com
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Use a nonstick muffin tin, or line 12 muffin cups with paper baking cups, or grease bottoms only of regular muffin tin.
In a large bowl, combine first six ingredients, mixing well.
In a medium bowl, combine all remaining ingredients, mixing well. Add to dry ingredients, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Divide batter evenly among the muffin cups.
Bake for 14-18 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Immediat
LifeLifes a slut. no matter how much you try you still get fucked over.
Gotta Manthis nigga lookin' like love, no doubt
Sophisticated thug keep me guessin'
Said it would be a blessin' just to watch you undressin'
Callin' you daddy, late nights I'm layin' on your chest
And, stay reminiscin' bout the rest
And, how they less than, trying to come between what we share
Can't compare, could have been left
But when it's mine, I never share, fight to the death
If need be to prove that, wounds from your war
Other bitches couldn't soothe that, broke from a bad back
I'm holdin' you down, throwin' dirt with other bitches
But them other fishes drown, locked in, for however long
I'm playin' it smart, court dates in other cities
There I'm playin’ my part, wif-ey, in ya life see
Forever be us, passenger side of a Bentley
Or the number 2 bus, tell the whole world, papi
EVE don't want nobody else, with other niggas pick and choose
But you, I'm keepin' for myself
All my peoples thinkin' I'm delirious
But the love I feel is serious
Couples of the world, no compar
Chocolate Spice PuddingIngredients:
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
¼ cup sugar
1 Tbsp cornstarch or arrowroot powder
½ tsp ginger
¼ tsp allspice
1 tsp cinnamon
3 cups evaporated skim milk
1 egg yolk, slightly beaten
3 tsp vanilla
Instructions:
1. In a saucepan take the first 6 ingredients listed and mix together
2. Slowly stir in the milk and egg yolk.
3. Cook the mixture, stir consistently until it thickens.
4. Remove the saucepan from the heat source and add vanilla
5. Take the mixture and pour it into 6 custard dishes
6. Refrigerate/chill and then serve
Nutritional Information:
Exchanges
1 Skim Milk
1 Carbohydrate
Calories 157
Calories from Fat 16
Total Fat 2 g
Saturated Fat 1 g
Cholesterol 40 mg
Sodium 149 mg
Carbohydrate 27 g
Dietary Fiber 1 g
Sugars 20 g
Protein 11 g
Watch A Boy Cum Live On Webcam ... Tonight !!!I will add content for my Sperm Gallery tonight, I will do it live on my webcam.
Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (No, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better)
I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :)
Otherwise, comments are always wecome:
- More Skin album
- Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18)
- Made for me album (must be FRIEND over 18)
Thank you in advance, kisses.
Nice boy
PS: I changed my Yahoo account, so even those that were on my contact list before are not anymore: CONTACT ME =)
Forgotten SonsMarillion ‘Forgotten Sons’
‘Forgotten Sons’ first appeared on Marillion’s 1983 debut album ‘Script For A Jester’s Tear’. The record was a massive success for the Aylesbury band, reaching No.7 in the chart and repaying the faith of their big-time label, EMI, who had recently signed them. ‘Forgotten Sons’ is a moving, powerful tune written about the troubles in Ireland, in which singer Fish intones a parody of the Lord’s Prayer (‘And so as I patrol in the valley of the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil’). Later, a Marillion tribute band chose to name itself after the track.
Forgotten Sons by Marillion mp3
Forgotten Sons Lyrics
Armalite, street lights, nightsights
Searching the roofs for a sniper, a viper, a fighter
Death in the shadows hell maim you, hell wound you, hell kill you
For a long forgotten cause
On not so foreign shores
Boys baptised in war
Boys baptised in war
Morphine, chill scream, bad dream
Serving as numbers on dogtags, flakrags, sandbags
Y
PicturesWill you be there
in my homecoming pictures?
If not, I'll get scared
and say, "God, I miss her!"
Will you be near
in the snapshots for Christmas?
I need you here
though your family will miss us.
Will you be with me close
when I take a pic for prom?
And later loose the clothes,
after I meet your mom.
Will you hold me tight
on the fourth of July
under the full moonlight
with that twinkle in your eye?
And while we see
the fireworks fly
will you take one of me
when I say our love will never die?
When I get off the plane,
will you scream my name?
Will you snap a shot of me
as I go insane?
My wedding video
won't be worth a thing
unless I know
that you're in it with me.
And will you be in
all our family two-by-threes
that I'll probably keep in
my wallet with my money?
When I picture my girlfriend,
when I picture my wife,
I see you 'til the end.
I picture you in my life
Chocolate Meringue KissesMeringue can be tricky. Don't make on a rainy day - humidity prevents proper drying
Ingredients:
4 large egg whites at room temperature
1/4 teaspoon (1.25 ml) cream of tartar
2 tablespoons (30 ml) honey
1 teaspoon (5 ml) almond extract
1/4 cut (43 g) semisweet chocolate pieces
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
In a large bowl, beat egg whites and cream of tartar until foamy. Beat in honey and almond extract until egg whites form stiff peaks. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto prepared baking sheets.
Place 1 baking sheet on the middle shelf of the oven. Close oven door and immediately turn oven off. Leave baking sheet in the oven for 1 1/2 hours. Transfer cookies to a wire rack.
Again, preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Bake second sheet of cookies in the same manner. Transfer cookies to a wire rack.
Place chocolate pieces in a plastic bag. Microwave on HIGH for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes, until chocolate is melted. Sni
Chipotle Pork & Chicken SatayChipotle peppers lend a smoky, spicy flavor to the honey-sweetened barbecue sauce. They get their heat from capsaicin, a phytochemical with antibacterial and cancer risk-reducing properties
Ingredients:
12 ounces pork tenderloin
12 ounces skinless, boneless chicken thighs
16 6-inch wooden skewers
1 recipe Chipotle Barbecue Sauce
Instructions:
1. Trim fat from pork. Cut pork into 1-inch cubes. Cut chicken into 1-inch pieces. Thread 3 pork pieces on 8 of the skewers, leaving a 1/4-inch space between pieces. Thread 3 chicken pieces on each remaining skewer. Place skewers on tray.
2. Sprinkle salt and black pepper over pork and chicken. Cover with plastic wrap; chill for 15 minutes to 2 hours. Prepare Chipotle Barbecue Sauce.
3. Lightly grease the rack of an indoor electric grill or lightly coat with cooking spray. Preheat grill. Place the pork kabobs on the grill rack. If using a covered grill, close lid. Grill until meat is slightly pink in center and juices run clear
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I miss how the sun made your aura so bright that you could even see it in the dead of the night.
I miss your majestic touch that always could make everything just right.
Most of all I think this is true, that the one thing I dearly regret is ever hurting you.
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Chipotle Chili Con CarneRich with nutrient-dense beans and vegetables, this is a Southwestern version of comfort food. Serve this flavorful dish with warm homemade corn bread.
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon chili powder
1 tablespoon ground cumin
3/4 pound beef for stew, cut into 1-inch pieces
Nonstick cooking spray
1 can (about 14 ounces) fat-free reduced-sodium beef broth
1 tablespoon minced canned chipotle chilies in adobo sauce, or to taste
1 can (14 1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained
1 large green bell pepper or 2 poblano chili peppers, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
2 cans (16 ounces each) pinto or red beans, rinsed and drained
Chopped fresh cilantro (optional)
Instructions:
1. Combine chili powder and cumin in medium bowl. Add beef and toss to coat. Coat large saucepan or Dutch oven with cooking spray; heat over medium heat. Add beef; cook 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add beef broth and chipotle chilies with sauce; bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 1 hour 15 minutes or unti
Wish I Would Have Writen ThisWill we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America
because it is the Country of Choice??????
Think about it!
All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS?
I celebrate Christmas......but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..........
we can no longer say Merry Christmas.
Now it has to be Season's Greetings.
It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break.
Isn't it amazing how this winter break
ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?
We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards
to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended.
But it seems that no one has a problem with that.
This says it all!
This is an editorial written by an
American citizen, published in a
Tampa newspaper.
He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!
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IMMIGRANTS,
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Chili Rubbed Pork Tenderloin W/apricotginger GlazePrepare the dry rub in advance and store in a cool dry place in an airtight container. The apricot glaze can also be made ahead of time and refrigerated until you are ready to use
Ingredients:
2 pork tenderloins (about 2 pounds total), trimmed
Spice Rub:
1 tablespoon chili power
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1/2 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
Glaze:
1 1/2 cups apricot preserves
1/2 cup barbecue sauce
1 teaspoon grated ginger
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon hot sauce
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
Juice of 1 lime
Instructions:
Place chili powder, garlic powder, sugar, salt and pepper in a jar; shake to blend.
Rub spice mixture onto pork tenderloins. Cover tenderloins and refrigerate for 2 to 24 hours.
Prior to grilling, melt apricot preserves in saucepan over medium heat. Remove pan from the heat and stir in remaining glaze ingredients. Place half of the glaze in a serving bowl and hold for service.
Prepare g
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