To all the crazies/stalkers of the world... before you add me or send me a message... there's a couple things you should know...
First off... I probably won't add you just because I know all you did was look at my pictures and wanted to add me to your collection. If you send a message that says "You're Hot" or "Wanna Ride?" followed by a picture of your penis... you're being flagged. I don't have time for your crazy bullshit or you trying to get laid. Also DO NOT EVER send me a message asking why I'm single or if I'm still single. I am SINGLE by CHOICE. Don't come to me talking you shit either on how you're this or that. I don't give a fuck and chances are you're the worst relationship/lay ever.
For the crazies who made it on to my list and for some reason missed my last deletion. You're lucky. Why did I add you in the first place? I was BORED not interested. But some of you have started in with the "my shit the bomb baby" and "I'm a crazy stalker" mode. If I told you I'm not interested in seeing anyone. That probably includes you so stop fucking asking. I don't care.
Also, stop sending me messages telling me to look at your pictures. If I had something to say I would have said it by now. I don't care. Some other people who are just as crazy as you might think you are the hottest thing ever. But I don't. My rules for dating/attraction are as follows. No if, ands, or buts. If you've already read something like this... you're on strike two of being blocked.
1. You must be talented... ie musician or artist... stupid dumb shit phrases about being talented in bed get you no where... plus stop lying to people... it's disappointing.
2. Tattoos... not a big one but it helps... and not you're ugly ones you got on capital hill...
3. Intelligence... no comment...
4. Humor... if you don't understand my humor... chances are I don't think you have one...
5. Eyeliner goes a long way... just by wearing it... you made me cum...
I stand by these rules pretty hard core now in days. I currently have a huge school girl crush on someone. They know and its none of your business. So don't even think of asking. Last thing they need is one more stalker. Plus I don't like to share my stalkers. I'm selfish like that.
Also don't check up on people who send me comments. My top 16 usually send these comments. I love each and every one of them very much. They are closer then family to me. Don't bother them or do what the latest psycho did.
I had some one leave me several picture comments. They were very sweet and semi flirty. I had another person (the psycho) actually copy and paste every comment they made... then go to this person's profile and copy & paste every comment I left them. They went crazy on how could I possibly be single if I'm paying all this attention to one guy... and that he's gay... and a piece of shit... OKAY... SERIOUSLY... WHAT THE FUCK? You need help if you do this...
If you're doing the same thing to this one person... and keeping tabs on what we say to each other... stop it... that's not healthy behavior...
Stop requesting to be on my top 16 or whine about not being on it... chances are I don't think you're that cool... or how about this... I don't know you, loser... try that on for size.
Think I'm a bitch and I'm missing out on the best piece of ass in my life... you should do the following...
1. Click on EDIT FRIENDS
2. Find Bat Jelly
3. CHECK box next to name
4. CLICK DELETE
By the way... if I don't want to add you're band or get annoying requests to add/listen to your band... I will never do it... chances are I think they suck or I just don't care enough... the bands you see on my list... I like... Some bands I just haven't gotten time to listen to or its just not my thing. No offense... One thing you should know, I'm a Industrial/Death Pop girl. I don't like most metal. End said. Don't like it... follow steps listed above.
This was only for a couple people... and you bastards know who you are... for everyone else... sorry I love you and I hope you at least got a laugh out of this... =D
Luv,
Da ^V^
PS If I've known you for a couple of years and you're still trying to get in my pants... stop it... Please stop telling my other friends about you infatuation with me. I get it and sorry... but I don't care and I've probably have told you many times in the past that I'm not interested... Thankx...
