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Why Is This????
i find this really wierd when ever i have a friend ask if i can give them a hand cause they are in a contest i go and help but when i am in a contest and ask for help no one comes to help me out. i posted a bullentin and not even one person read it. now that just shows me how many friends i do have on here. i'm not trying to cause shit but i think it's retarted that no one helps me out when i ask, but when they ask i always help them so i will tyr this one more time if anyone does read this i would love it if you could rate and comment my pic with my son in a contest just click on the link and i will make sure that i return the favor to ya. thanks everyone
Howdy People!
I am just super bored and thought I would screw around with this so dont pay any attention! Just show me some love!
Betraying The Trust Of His Audience
bowling for columbine - mike - exposing the ease of accessing fire arms/ammunition via banks and shopping centers is beautiful - not revealing both sides through edit and non-disclosure is fine, but label it as propaganda for your obviously-acute agenda i.e. - heston/nra convention in colorado idiot! people please educate yourself before your pledge your (blind) faith to this self-proclaimed prophet: and please take a glance at the resume' of mr moore's cut-and-paste genius:
Guide For Decoding Women
This was too funny If ya cant take a joke.. step off lol GUIDE FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.....................Moooo. * Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure..................On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first.. .....................Former Slut. * New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................Bitch. * Voluptuous........................
u are the one that makes me hope. the one that makes life easy for me. u are the one who makes life special in a hundred different ways to me. the one i love all throughout the year not just on special days. u are all i need to make life happiness. joyful,lovely,abondant,success,riches,full,through, u let me be number one when every one disapoint me. u makes me laugh when iam in sorrow. as happy as can be. for u are the very nicest geft. life ever brought to me. u are my diamond and gold. the very one i desire al the time. when i weep it toutches ur soul. u are the only one i need in life ever more. till death dew us seperate. u are my number one and non else. look for me and lets get joined in accord. so shall we see here baby.
Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co
Clinton, Obama, Bayh Vs Julioni And Who?
clinton, obama, bayh vs julioni and who? can the g.o.p. combat the democrats all-star lineup any two of the three, (clinton, obama and bayh) will make up the presidential ticket for the dems - can they win? - if obama doesn't get the presidential nod will the black vote go to clinton - will the number from the black vote reach it's potential? - don't think it will matter 'cause all but the far right conservatives may offer their vote to clinton, obama or bayh how will the republicans even compete? - julioni will get the old establishment vote and maybe some of the baby-boomers - how will the g.o.p. steal the minority and youth votes from their counterparts? only shot the republicans have would be any combination of colon powell, condalisa rice and julioni and most likely this trio ain't happenen - but if rice and powell put their hats into the ring - we would have the largest voter turnout ever and possibly the greatest percentage of voters since the eighteenth century i
Generosity Of Lawyers
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also sho
Are You That Stupid
ok if you wanted sumone back wouldnt you go otu of your way to prove it to then not just say i love you take me back is that all you would do and no only not prove it tell girls you love them and tell them "fuck me" as if me saying it to you not that it matters i just wanna know
Installing Love
Installing Love Tech Support: Yes, ... How can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to c
Check Out The Generosity Of Lawyers
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also sho
True Friends
Ok I'm gonna be blunt about this. If all people want to do is Increase there ratings and not help others don't bother rating mt page, pics or any thing for that matter. I post bullitins but does any body read them. I think not. People rate my pics but could they become a fan. I think not. To me this seems self-less of them. I'm here to make friend and cumminicate with my friends if all people want is pictures start making a collage with pictures cut out of magazines. I hate the fact that when I send a message or comment I get nothing back but yet You call yourself a friend. Thats funny. So Once again if I'm not good enough for you to fan me or add me dont waste your time or mine becouse that takes away from my real friends. Oh have a nice day to all my friends you know who you are.
I Haven't Been Around....
It's been a while... I'm updating my page and everything... Slowly but surely. Rate me on anything that works :D
Why Women Cry
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co
Check Out Womens T-shirt Slogans
# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. # Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. # Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. # Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? # I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time. # Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. # You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. # Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. # Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares? # I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. # Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting. # I hate everybody, and you're next. # Please don't make me kill you. # And your point is . . . # I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. # All stressed out and no one to choke. # I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. # How can I miss you if you won't go away? # They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges! # Of course I don't look busy .
Men Vs Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it on
The Freedom In Knowing Body restrained - eyes unable to see Fingers and mouths enveloping me Sucking and biting, the harder the better My body is hot, my darkness is wetter Before I know it someone’s deep inside I move my body and relish the ride I haven’t a clue who this lover might be Never felt so alive, never felt so damned free Somewhere in the distance I hear someone screaming This is too good to be true I just have to be dreaming Multiple manipulations tasting and touching Hands and fingers probing and clutching Skillfully somebody slips in between Raising me up as if I were a machine Hands spreading my butt cheeks apart Pushing in deep I jump with a start Too much stimulation to wait any longer The orgasmic bliss is getting much stronger Trapped in this orgy with nowhere to run I’m a blood thirsty tigress who now needs to come Lost in lust and perpetual pleasure My body is like a new found treasure Open-mindedness can take you far There’s a f
Ink..... Join, add me and show me your ink!!
well here it is the big weekend i cant wait rose will be here soonto pick me up then i am on my way to meet the man i have fallen for on yahoo...wish me luck i have this feeling im going to have a manic episode lol
Women's Poem & Man's Poem
WOMEN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's
The lover sleeps and amid his dreams. His angel comes on sunlit beams. To waken him with kisses sweet, For her love for him is oh so deep. She wakes him with her caresses light . Upon his skin and smiles so bright. And in her eyes, he sees the love ,she feels for him beneath the stars above. He comes to her to gently place, kisses upon her neck and face. To caress her body and touch her soul. For together two become a whole. the love they make is deep and true. And in this embrace their love renews. When all is done and all's been said, upon her breast he rests his head. And hears her heart beat for him alone, A greater love he's never known. ~~Samantha~~
Without You
A Life Without You.... Without you.... My life seems void of all breath... Without you.... Breath seems to be wasted... Without you.... Wasted time seems to stretch endless... Without you... Endless yearning for what will never be... Without you... Be is how I will exist... Without you... Exist is all there seems... Without you... Seems to be like death.... Without you.... Death seems such a sweet release... Without you... On to what else He has in mind... Without you... Mind is functioning....barely... Without you... Barely - but I will live... WITHOUT YOU
Paranoid Pirates
[edit] Paranoid Pirates! sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick.
Ensign: Come Forth!
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 2 March 2007 Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead was not your typical miracle. I know what you're thinking; just what is a typical miracle? Feeding the multitudes, cleansing the lepers, restoring the sight of the blind are also miraculous -- spontaneous cures don't happen every day, and especially around Jesus they flocked and people in their heart of hearts knew this. But the miracle recorded in John 11 was one we can analyze because we who've read the rest of the book know that in the weeks ahead Jesus is going to have the same miracle performed on Himself. Like this one, there is nobody in the story close to either Jesus or Lazarus whom it doesn't affect. The story begins in Bethany, where Mary and her sister Martha live and send a message to Jesus when Lazarus is sick. When Jesus he
How do you say goodbye, To the one you have waited for all your life? How do you , just walk away, When it tears up your heart and cuts like a knife? How do you just turn around, And walk away without looking back? How do you begin to heal the pain, Knowing his heart isnt with you, at that? When will the tears give way to some relief, And the pain in your heart mend? How do you forget a man you truly love, And realize its really the end. Though the sun will again rise, And the birds will bask in the sunshine, Will your heart ever heal the pain? Of knowing with him, everything could have been fine. Now the that you both have agreed its over, And are now about to go seperate ways, Will you still dream and wish daily, What if he would have just wanted to stay?? A few months pass, he still dominates your thoughts, Though you've let go and not sent him a word, You dream of his his touch and loving smiles, Though your soul now is free like a bird, The ti
A Thank You
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts I'm going thru some real not so happy times. Like in the photo a hug and reassurance is all it takes to help someone in the moment.. Know someone who needs a hug a genuine hug, give it. It just might save someones life. To all who have given me that HUG, I thank you. You just might have saved a life.
A day of forgiveness is on a way a way of feeling the loss of something something dear and close to your heart your heart won't feel the pain of hurt the hurt that was caused by those around you around you now you only feel the warmth of LOVE the LOVE of those who are true to you true to you are the ones you have personally chosen personally chosen to have in your life forever forever through thick and thin no matter what no matter what I call these dear ones My Family and My Friends...... ~Always Someone's Angel~
Can you feel what I feel? When I'm on the edge, my head spinning, hands searching for something, anything.. to clutch onto as you are pressed up hard against me? Do you look at me and think "I've created a monster" because I can't seem to get enough of you? Even as I lie up against you, hands trailing up and down along your stomach... stroking, caressing... Can you feel what I feel? The teasing torment as lips kiss your neck then sneakily make their way down stopping here and there in their travels... capturing your nipple in my teeth. Can you feel what I feel? I want to taste you, I want you to feel the heat... I want you to feel what I feel when you send me... spinning out of control.
The Girl at my door tears streaming down she feels no hope of a near future she is destined to deliver a message meant for us to see "Don't ever give up, no matter what is to be"....... ~Always Someone's Angel~
The Way We Live By Third Kind Ft Sabac Red
Bunch Of Random Stuff...i'm Bored
1. What is your occupation? Looking for one...anyone want to help me out? 2. What color are your socks right now? barefoot 3. What are you listening to right now? Rammstein-Te Quiero Puta 4. What was the last thing that you ate? slice of bread before I took my medication 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Only thing I'll drive unless I can't 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Red...or green and gold haha 7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Stacy I think 8. Do you like the person who posted this? Sure, even though we just started talking. 9. How old are you today? 20...I'm still a kid...dang 10. Favorite drink? Dr. Pepper...WOOT! 11. What is your favorite sport to watch? Don't like to WATCH much of any sport but probably NFL 12. Have you ever dyed your hair? LoL skin tone count? ;) haha 13. Pets? 4 Dogs 3 cat and a bird at yeah my family has big hearts for animals 14. Favorite food? Whatever concoction I come up with an
> > TO MY DEAR WIFE: > > During the past year I have tried to make love to > you 365 > times. > > > I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of > once every > ten days. > > The following is a list of why I did not succeed > more often: > > 54 times the sheets were clean > 17 times it was too late > 49 times you were too tired > 20 times it was too hot > 15 times you pretended to be asleep > 22 times you had a headache! > 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby > 16 times you said you were too sore > 12 times it was the wrong time of the month > 19 times you had to get up early > 9 times you said weren't in the mood > 7 times you were sunburned > 6 times you were watching the late show > 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo > 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us > 9 times you said your mother would hear us > > Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not > satisfactory > because: > > 6 t
My Best Friend
My friend You are the stars, you are the clouds, Where ever you are, I'm thinking of you right now. Your a hidden treasure, Placed inside my heart, my sadness's pleasure, When ever I'm about to fall apart. The wings to my angel, The light during my day, The picture that’s hang able, My thoughts when I begin to pray. The blood when I get cut, The tears whenever I cry, The friend that will get up, Whenever I want to die. The wind that blows the leaves, The air I breathe in each day, The memories that I keep, My thoughts that'll never go away. Your the story in my book, the painting in my memories, my hearts the one you've took, Now your setting it free. Your the friend I've always wanted, Your the love of my life, Your the person in my head, My Best Friend until I die.
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When Girls Don't Put Out!
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very
I Need Help!!!
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25 Things To Know Youve Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and >>"breakup." >> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids >>next door won't turn down the stereo. >> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around >>you. >> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's >>leftovers. >> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >> > 16. You take naps. >>
The Map
lol i put on of those map thingies that everyone is doin on my page and if all 1169 friends and 547 fans don't add themselves ill be pissed :-P not really, but it would be cool if some of ya did! have a great day all! *kisses* Cole
60 Things Guys Don't Want Girls 2 Know
-Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-an d-then-have-her-rea lize-how-wonderful-and-nic e-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that th
The Efficacy Of Reiki Hands-on Healing
EFFICACY OF REIKI... My Teacher, Marsha...taught me about our Faith from the perspective of the Hard Sciences..and then we worked on Faith, trust in one's self...and Free Will. This is an example of how what we do as a people, ( Craft ), is actually measurable... even to a Scientist. Keep for your personal records... remember that all Arthurians should also be Reiki Practictioners... We will be having Reiki 1 and 2 classes again at Otter Creek this October... try to plan on attending. Granny says- If you don't know what happened or how it was done,it's Magic. If you don't know what happened, but you can do it and teach others to do it, it's Art. If you can come up with a reasonable explanation of what happened and call it repeatable, it's Science. And people will say- You can't tell me that happened, it's crazy. Well, you may want to call that an Art, but I won't spend money on it. Oh, that old thing, everybody knows how that was explained. And so, Science alway
Why do I see on alot of the profiles of the folks who have like 9 million friends and a zillion points, saying FAN ME first THEN add me. Does the order in which someone does that have a bearing on the points you get? I don't see anywhere in the FAQ's about point amounts or any specifics, just a few things you get points for.
Since No One Will Read My Bulletins...ill Put It In Here
sooo im sitting here on my little break telling you people what happened lol i get woken up by my mom saying theres a flood in the basement and now i've been working downstairs for the past 2 hours soaking up towels and wringing them out into a pot. Isn't this just wonderful!!! My whole day is going to be down there UUGH! WELL love you all but i gota get back to work!! Leave me some loooove!! ~Christine~
They gather in this silent place and slowly bow each head A calliope of sobbing hearts paying homage to the dead Sadness never felt before covering each heart and face The storming sea of tears cease as the preacher takes his place In the distance they take there spot with esprit de corps and pride Paying homage to someone never known; a comrade still inside Small children and the elders who’ve aged all gather round a tent As through fleeting words awkward and quick; to higher prayers are sent A man steps up they’ve never seen; in his eye a tear Prepare yourself for our salute to a loved one you held dear In precision movement like a clock the players take their place Shots soon shake country side and send tears down each reddened face As they present the final salute and silently stand tall The music beating off the hill is each soldier’s final call Balloons released toward heaven some hold such loving memories Drifting toward zenith reminds them a loved one, whom no lo
Weekend Plans....
So this weekend well tonight... I'm being dragged into a threesome kind of, which is starting to piss me of. It seems like Azzie only wants to play with me when there are other chicks in the room. I am so not in the mood for a threesome tonight... unless... well we won't get into that unless. He wants me there but I am not in a pussy licking kind of mood... maybe that will change but I am still seeking other things to occupy my time tonight... but I have a feeling everyone has plans. Such is the story of my life... Meh...
Here Is A Thought For Today
Here is a thought for today - The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved. In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen. Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck? So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said," Well that'
How To Tell Where A Driver Is From
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One hand on Wheel; One hand on horn: CHICAGO One hand on wheel; Middle finger out window: NEW YORK One hand on wheel; Middle finger out window; Cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY One hand on wheel; One hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON One hand on wheel; One hand on nonfat decaf cappuccino; Cradling cell phone; Brick on accelerator; Gun in lap: LOS ANGELES Both hand on wheel; Eyes shut; Both feet on brake; Quivering in terror: From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte; one knee on wheel; Cradling cell phone; foot on brake; Mind on radio game; Banging head on steering wheel, while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE One hand on wheel; One hand on hunting rifle; Alternating between both feet on the accelerator and both feet on the brake; Throwing McDonald's bag out of the window: TEXAS Four-wheel drive pick-up truck; Shotgu
Darkness Iii
Darkness lll. Back into the shadows. You said those for 4 words that my soul was longing to hear. Losing you was my biggest fear. You set my heart, and soul aflame. Only to wonder. Was it really a game? I didn’t want to open my heart, for the fear of seeing it torn apart. I am the man of the shadows where I shall dwell, living a life in hell. I’m living a nightmare everyday, and every night. I ponder the question. Should I just give up this fight? I walk back into the shadows to live my life in this never ending night. I am bound by these chain shattered dreams, that will never come true. Never to believe those four words. I BELIEVE IN YOU
Smiling And Waiting
Down the aisle Decorated in white I'm smilling and waiting for you Friends and family guard the path leading you to me still smiling and wating for you Music plays your friends walk in Smiling bigger waiting for you Suddenly my breath is taken seeing you my knees start quaking smiling and waiting for you Stunning vision dressed in white walking on her daddy's arm you see me smiling and waiting for you Every step bringing me my life still smiling and waiting for you suddenly by my side my chest swells with pride here i am teary eyed knowing that I have my bride at the party thrown for us everyone fights for your time I stand there watching you my wife smiling and waiting for you I will be more than proud to go through the rest of my life smiling and waiting for you.
Barras Salesman
A Young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. 'Do you have any sales experience?' asked the manager. 'Oh Aye; uv dun a bitta sales stuff back up thi road anat, o'er inah barras anat, know?', nodded the young weegie. The manager liked the lad, so he gave him the job. The young Scot's first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down to see how he was settling in. 'So... how many sales did you make today'? asked the manager. 'Eh...Jist the wan like.' replied the young weegie. The manager was immediately disappointed. 'Wh-a-a-t? Just the one? Harrods's sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day! Dear me! Oh well, you probably did your best - how much was the sale for, anyway'? '£101,237.64' said the lad. The Harrods manager choked. 'Blimey... One hundred and one thousand, two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and sixty four pence! What in hell did you sell him?' 'Well, fir
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "Wh
Daily Maintenance
I recently have been on a health and Quality of Life kick while, being on shore duty. And during this I have read recently some things that will build endorphins keep you healthy and help fight illnesses. Thought I would share this because it is some things that are actually fun. One is to eat healthy, but eat food you enjoy nothingtops a good day when you eat the steak you are in the mood for but ewat it in moderation. Secondly exercise play a sport go for a walk or hike. go rollerblade at the board walk or go have a snow ball fight exercising while doing something you enjoy will hwlp the weight stay off and and build endorphins which means you are ahppier. Secondly is to have sex on regular basis Orgasms strongly increase your endorphins and help fight infection if you feel a cold coming on get some sleep exercise and get off. and lastly sleep this rests your brain and helps your body recover helps your brain recylce all the information it received that day.So basically this blog sa
Darkness Ii
Darkness II 35 years of pain. 35 years of tears. 35 years of suffering. 35 years of livin in fear. Cast into the shadows, shunned by others out of sight. A prisoner of this endless night. I call to GOD. Take me away. Take me tonight. Let me give up this fight. As I got a chill from a small window above. I look to the heavens above to see an enchanted angel ridin a surfboard of love. Her wings spread wide. Her body with an ever vessent glow. A stroke on the cheek. A gentle kiss. Four words she spoke, I been longing to hear. My chains fell to the floor. No more livin in fear. A prisoner of Darkness nevermore. I embraced my enchanted angel ever so tight. Never to let go of that endless night. She kissed me gentle, and pulled me near. I heard those words once again. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
To My Friends
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts If you would trust and believe in me, you would see the friend that i can be. Through the good and the bad, you would always count on me, you would see the friend that i can be. If you needed to talk i would listen, I would comfort you if you were sad. Through the good and the bad. You would see the friend that i can be. If you trust and believe in me, a friend i will always be.
A Letter To Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and
October And Me
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Something To Ponder
Showers are always my conduit for brainstorms ... today's shower birthed the idea of Nothing. If in math, something can always be multiplied forever without end, then obviously it can also be divided forever without end. So there's no such thing as zero. There's no such thing as Nothing. Infinite smallness. But doesn't math apply to all realms of life? If so... everything we experience can never be without existence. So, you will always be able to multiply love, and always divide love. But there will never be a true absence of love. Nor will there ever NOT be fear, war, sadness... the best you can wish for is a reduction of these "negativities". Which means that the bad is as necessary as the good. Another thought... if you exist now- you can never be nothing. If that is the case, what is death? Is it simply a reduction of life? Death cannot be nothing if there is no true zero. But then... how to prove that you exist in the first place?....... that's a question for another day.
DARKNESS. Cast into the Shadow of Darkness, Fighting to be free from theses chains of Shattered Dreams and Broken Promises. A fire that once burned out of control, Now burns in the hearts of others. This man only survives through a light and energy of something that seem so close but is so so far away. He reaches to the light, but is condemned to the Shadows of Darkness. Confined in these chains of Shattered Dreams and Broken Promises. I know this man of Darkness. I am this man! Freedom is my Battle cry... Fighting Rebellious Eternal Existence Destiny Of Mankind
Oh Well
today again I stayed up all night, im not sure why this is my first contest Im sure I picked the wrong one if there is another contest for me its going to a shorter time frame I have to see doctor after doctor, my red blood cell count is so high I feel faint all the time, radiation treatment are next im not looking forward to that I have had them before made me sick all the time but much better then Kemo all this could not have come at a worst time , I remember when I was young my father had high blood pressure and they (doctors) told him stop getting upset stop yelling and working yourself up to a point where you get angry, LOL if you knew my father this was like asking a fly to make friends with a frog, no My father yelled and got pissed when the wind blew the wind chimes outside of our house ones he put there to began with, funny people are asking me to relax and calm down when most people know that this is A. my first contest, B. I see tons of flaws in it. C. I SEE MORE THEN A TON
Childhood Survey
1. Are you a child of the 70s, 80s, or 90s? Born in the 70's, grew up in the 80's 2. Where were you born? St. Peter's hosp. Lacey, Wa. 4. What city did you grow up in? Tenino, Port Orchard, Olalla Wa. 5. Did you enjoy your childhood? If you know me you know the answer to this. 6. When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up? A teacher or an author 7. What do you want to be now? I love working for myself.. I still write, and hope to be published one day. 8. Name the first memorable vacation you took as a kid? Road trip to Cali. 9. What was your first best friend or friends' name? Kathy and Mary Beth 10. Are they still your friend? We lost touch along the way. 13. Can you name all the schools you ever attended? lmao no we moved every couple of years, sometimes more often! 14. Who was your first crush? Kathy 15 & 16 where the hell did these questions go... same place 29 ...went!...lmao 17. Were you closer to your Mom or
for those who know me, im expecting......dueoctober 15, well, im not off 2 a good start , lots of dr appts and all, they think i may be pregnant in my im not on much lately, maybe soon.......luv ya - Amy
Horror Picture Contest
I'm going to hold a contest that will start on March 12. Looking for horror pictures for use on my website, Enter any type of pic you like, make it or find it, it just has to be horror themed. The top three entries will get gifts...I'll determine those later, but my last contest I awarded a tropical vaction and two rolexes, prizes will be much bigger this time, and the winners will recieve alot of promotion for their page on the playground as well. Just pm me and let me know what pic you have to enter. It will be a comment bombing contest.
So... Here's a lil story for those that care to read. About 5 weeks ago I got my driving license suspended for 30 days. The backstory there is long, but it was my own damn forgetfulness that did it. That's not part of the story ;) I can tell you for a fact that losing your license sucks... if you've never lost yours, DON'T. In fact, work REALLY hard not to let it happen. Becoming immediately dependant on others for transportation to and from work, unable to "stop at McDonalds on the way home" or "grab a cup of coffee" or just go for a drive... having other people ask you how you're doing without your license... unable to keep appointments... hell it's pretty much impossible to get a job if you happen to be looking at the time. And on and on... you can't imagine the list of things we take for granted when we have a car and a license available on demand. But, that's all pretty obvious if you think about it. Here's the part that drove me to write this... As soon as you get you
Let It Go
A grain of regret Can weigh like a stone down inside of you And doubt is an anchor Fear is the rope that you're tied to Let It Go Let It Go Let It Go Join the dancin' in the streets Let It Go As the music sets you free Yeah, Let It Go Feel the rhythm of release down in your soul Let It Go Let It Go Life is a parade The banners are raised and it's marching past They're throwing out candy And Mardi Gras beads but you're holding back Let It Go Let It Go Let It Go Like the fireworks in the sky Let It Go There is magic in the night Yeah, Let It Go Trust yourself to get it right and make it so
I Am The Tech-girl At Work...
Okay….this is a story worth recording if only for the amusement I’ll get out of reading it later on in life. I called in sick to work yesterday and spent the day sleeping. That was probably good for me. When I came in this morning I saw the copier in pieces with a note on it that the repair guy would be coming later today. There was black toner everywhere, including on the carpet. I remembered that on Wednesday the machine had said he toner was low but since it was still working I didn’t change it. For those of you who don’t know I’m the one that is usually called on to change the toner, the drum, fix paper jams, fix computers and so on. No problem usually. It takes me all of maybe 2 minutes to change the toner in our copier. Take the new toner out, shake it, pull the old one out and put it in the box, put the new toner in and the pull the plastic tab as it goes in so that toner doesn’t spill. That’s it. The instructions are on the machine and on the toner box. Simple,
A New Mumm Ladies
I made a new mum please check it out when you got a chance im curious what you all think
A Reminder
This is a reminder to myself for my next blog topic: The hypocrisy of being oneself in today's world How the neglect and denial of who a child is can ruin their self esteem and their life. § Jessica § Okay, so yeah, this one took me a while to get back to. I am no longer in the class that lets me get on the computers everday, so that is why I am not online as often as I would like to be. So anyway, here we go. The phrase, "Be yourself." What does this mean to you? To act the way you want, no matter what anyone else says? Or does it mena to be yourself, but limit it to whatever degree necessary in order to fit in? Or does it mean foolishness to you? That those that are themselves and not who people want them to be are freaks? To me, it means the first, though those options are only a few of the countless interpretations of that saying. Damn it... class over again. § Jessica §
First Nerve....
This was originally a bulletin, but think it more apt as a blog. Here goes: Now check this out. I add a comment to this persons page who had just yesterday, requested to be my friend. Here's the pasted shoutbox exchange: ->jadeXxX: yes don't worry - i have better things to do than speak to potty mouth ho jadeXxX: fuck u ugly dick head theres better people 2 talk to ->jadeXxX: no - just curious how "you rock" equates to "I want you" ? jadeXxX: arrh u upset now dry ur eyes mate ->jadeXxX: i'm NOT looking for you jadeXxX: sorry mate have a look 4 sum else jadeXxX: sorry i didnt think i did ->jadeXxX: you added me as a friend so I was commenting jadeXxX: please i not into old men ->jadeXxX: wha? jadeXxX: leave me alone Hillarious eh? Brad
Love Poems
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!. It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened! To you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her? Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a f
Why Do Ppl Lie
Ladies Night At The Clubhouse 3/2
ladies nite all day and all nite ladies will drink for free on me door prizes for the first 10 ladies will also have a drawing for a prospecters patch and become a member of clubhouse cherry tap.get ur friends and come and drink and meet new friends
What's Going On?
Are U Bored And Actully Wanna Chat With People And Not Rate And Comment All Your Life? Read This Blog And Come Join Me
Short Story About A Boy And A Girl ;p
"Yo Tom, I need a ride home. Fuck'n, Jessie and Laurie, left without me." "Alright, Let me see what I can do." Tom, yelled back across the throng of people squeezed into his living room. 20 minutes later...Tom finds Koy, sitting in the dark in the front porch on the couch by himself, looking out the window. "Brooklyn, This is Koy." Tom, announces..."Alright man, she's leaving, and she said she would drop you off. So, she's all yours." "Kool, Thx. I appreciate it." "Don't thank me...thank her. I aint the one who has to drive ya. Hell, I can hardly see straight, anyway." Koy gets up from the couch, looks at Brooklyn and says, "Thx...I didnt wanna get stuck here...and seriously, I do appreciate it." "No problem. Are you ready to go, then?", Broklyn replied "Yeah...I been ready. Let's go." They both head outside...while Koy follows Brooklyn to her car. "So, how do you know, Tom?" Koy asked "He used to date my friend, Kara...a while back. He called me up, th
On Parenting And Manipulation
I was recalling some arguments I've had with my parents the other night and the whole topic and challenge of being a parent has been nagging at the edges of my brain for a while now. Also, how some parents try to manipulate their children. Argument: My father once yelled at me for almost 2 hours, reapeating the same stuff about how since HE was the parent, he didn't have to explain anything to me; I just had to do what he said without question, regardless of whether or not I believed it to be right. HE said it, so I would have to believe that way, act that way, etc. My Response: It's not that I'm going against him, or trying to be a rebellious person necessarily. However, if something doesn't resonate with my mind in a pleasant way, or is even the slightest bit questionable to me, I want to know why I'll be doing that thing. What good will it do other people? Will it hurt other people? Will it hurt me? When I tried to explain this, he told me to shut my mouth or I'd be smacked fo
I finally found a good version of Bucky's debut video. He's such a sweetheart. People make fun of him but he is really super cool and such a gentleman and an awesome live performer. So you better watch making fun of him, or we'll show you why they call us tarheels! lol Bucky Covington A Different World
A Broken Heart
A Broken Heart As the sun fold down its rays, Here I am lying behind the dark corner thinking of some ways, How long should I be with this pain? Each day passes wearing a heart that was sprain. Starry, starry night...can u help me ease this pain even just slight? Give me some strength to go on and fight, Coz I can't help but cry everyday and every night, Knowing that I just free the man I love tight. The light of the moon seems smiling, Waving like hands saying as if life is full of struggling, Wants me to understand that we live this life by surviving, But how can I take this thing?...when everything seems like earth shaking. Moving on......yeah, this is what I'm doing, Maybe someday i could face them smiling, Happy and contented....for you, I'm always wishing, It's just true love occurs not in the right swing.
Just a little FYI before i start venting. Its very close for my monthly stomachs, bloating and temper to rage. Im not to book smart and i dont spell to well but I have common sence and I am a very good driver with road rage for people who dont know how to operate their machainery. DRIVES ME BONKERS! Green=GO! Dammit! Anyways. The MOST anoying thing is when I go somewhere to eat, through a drive through, to shop or to speand money I get someone who is a slacker and dont wanna do there job fully right or just dont care about what they're doing. So I end up wasting my time couse i have to either take my food back or like if im dealing with retail slackers, i have to call and talk to someone on the phone who at least acts like they're intreasted in whats going on. The food thing though, i dont understand how its so hard to make a freaking sandwich when everything you need is right there. I can say that couse i have worked in fast food and making the food is where i wanted to be couse i
My Cherry Blast??
My guy and I both had Cherry blasts the last 24 hours. I saw his several times. "Tug" is his screen name. But I never saw mine and neither did he. Have any of you seen it by chance? I just want to be sure it was actually out there. There are people's cherry blasts I saw 30 times pop up yesterday but not once did I see mine.
Forever Man
Howdy To My Rocking Friends
just sending some hus to my family and friends out there, hey don't be shy to write back ,I'm always glad to hear from you all. yes it is snwo up here but having fun today
Heehee Magic Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
Women's Dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded
Civilization And Society
Throughout history the most civilized society has not prevailed. Art, culture, music and literature, these things make life worth living but are not a guarantee for continued existence and dominance. Strength and war has always decided that. It seems to me, based on historical evidence that the propagation of mankind is not based on how civilized we are, but on how willing we are to do whatever is necessary to survive as a people. This has come to mind because of the bloodlust unleashed by Sadaam Hussein's execution coupled with the problem certian groups have with capital punishment. I am a strong believer in punishment that fits the crime. However I also believe that if a punishment does not instruct it is useless. I believe there are two types of instruction through punishment: instruction of an individual or self, and instruction of a society at whole. Each is valid and each is useful. For example, when a child breaks a rule you punish that child in such a way that they shou
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
Anna Molly ~ Incubus
A cloud hangs over, It's a city by the sea, I watch the ships pass and wonder if she might be, (might be) Out there and sober as a well for loneliness, Please do persist girl its time we met and made, a mess I picture your face in the back of my eyes, A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO do DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO do A cloud hangs over, And mutes my happiness, A thousand ships couldn't send me back from distress, Wish you were here, I'm a wounded satellite, I need you now put me back together make me right I picture your face in the back of my eyes, A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, I'll crawl to your name, I'll bend to the earth, Not one of the others could ever compare, Anna Molly, Anna Molly Wait there is a light, There is a fire illuminated attic, Fate or something better I couldn't care less, Just stay with me a while, Wa
Quote For The Day 3/2/07
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
Finding Your Voice
How do you find your voice? Recently one of the greatest journalists in Eastern Europe died on Tuesday at 74. Polish writer and journalist Ryszard Kapuscinski was described as having a unique and resounding voice. Popular playwrights are described as having a unique voice that captures the feeling of whatever they are writing about. So, where does this come from? Is this something that is applied to your writing later on by critics and readers like stream of consciousness, or pastoral. Does the number of people who are willing to work their way through your ramblings matter? I don't know. I know you can develop a style through study and practice but when you are described as having a "voice," it seems to say so much more about a writer. Is it something innate to every writer that is waiting to be discovered, or is it only something that a special few have from the time they first pick up a pencil, something that these unique individuals spend years honing. As I spend more
What We Believe....
My Shoutbox IrishBull: where you from? IrishBull: know so ->IrishBull: you think so? IrishBull: you need to find the right guy ->IrishBull: yep IrishBull: really ->IrishBull: no I hate it IrishBull: yes you do, you love to fuck don't you ->IrishBull: yeah? IrishBull: you look naughty Amber Do people think they're actually going to get somewhere with this??
Irish Knots
MAKES 12 SERVINGS 1 EGG 2 SCALLIONS, CHOPPED 2TBS. OLD-FASHONED OATS 2TBS BUTTER, MELTED 1 TUBE (11 OZ.) REFRIGERATED BREAD-STICK DOUGH, LIKE PILSBURY 1. HEAT OVEN TO 375F IN BOWL, LIGHTLY BEAT EGGS AND 1 TBS WATER, IN A SEPARTE BOWL, COMBINE NEXT 3 INGREDIENTS. 2. SEPERATE BREAD-STICK DOUGH ALONG PERFORATED LINES using lightly floured hands, roll each piece into 10"rope tie each rope into knot and fold edge under 3. brush with eggs wash sprinkle scallion mixture over doough place on baking sheet bake 16 min. perep time 5 min tota timel 20 min per serving cal. 101 pro.3g carb 13g fiber 1g chol 23mg sod. 220mg fat:sat. 2g trans.0g mono 1g poly. 1g
Cheech Kid@ CherryTAP
Why Oreos Are Better Than Men
Why Oreos Are Better Than Men (compiled by little Keebler elves) 10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard. 9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed. 8. They are always good. 7. They go away when you want them too. 6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair. 5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one. 4. It's always fun to swallow. 3. They never talk. 2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean. And the # 1 reason is.... 1. The creamy white stuff tastes good.
Figuring Stuff Out....
I am still trying to figure out how to do my page and all the different features on here. if anyone has any ideas or sugestions I would really appricate them as I know nothing bout this website.
Man Tries To Cash $50k Check From God
SMART DUDE. Ha ha!! What a dumbass! By Associated Press Posted March 1 2007, 6:14 AM EST HOBART, Ind. -- Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said. Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time. Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000. Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as the
My Love.
This poem was not written by me, it was written for me. It was the very first love poem, first poem itself that i had recieved from a loved one of mine. Who was once someone i loved, but now can only be a memory. I am lost in a lovers dream, Holding back my will to scream. To shout to the world my dreams come true, About a love as sweet as you. I wonder why it's me you chose, To offer up that blod red rose. My heart still leaps at the thought Of smiles you love to me has brought. Now alone i'll never be, For your love shall follow me. To begin again with love anew, A love so pure, fresh and true. By Graeme K. Neilson
Lovely Way To Start My Friday...
I don't know how the hell it happened... OK I just got my shower and went to get dressed...but I looked down and I'd cut open my right big the hell did I do that? I don't even know unless it was the simple fact that I have velcro on my chair to keep my feet from falling behind my wheels...and that had something to do with it...but oh yeah, NOT a good way to start into a Friday morning...
Our Day
This was written for my first love for our first year anniversary back in 2005...everything now is history. Enjoy the poem and comments are always welcome. Today was the day, You took my first kiss away. It was not fixed, Yet it was not planned. Deep down, when that moment happened It made me feel so grand. I had fallen for you. I admit that straight down. I followed my heart, I let it take lead. For there was something about you, Which made me proceed. I could not believe my dream had come true. A perfect man had walked into my life, And that man is no one else But only you. In both our lives so far, Its been tough, Its been hard. Its mainly the distance which is the problem. That is why we are far apart. But however far it may be,, However tough it can get. Just close your eyes and picture me. That's an image, Probably, You will not forget?! This is a day, which is very special to me, And a day I will cher
The World As I See
Today i went for a job interview. doubtful ill get the job knowing i dont have a sqeaky clean mvr. but who cares. at least i went to try for the job. the world as i see it right now in america are big pussies. people robbing store cleaks at a convience store and customers refused to help the clerk. lets also thinks about the planes of 9/11. the 2 the hit the building actually. all those people on those planes were pussies. think about it. those hi jackers only have enough bullets for a few passengers. there would be no way for those hi jackers to take on 300 passengers. no way. this is my opinion and my right to say so. people have got to get over their fear of dieing someday and face it. you only have one life so what. if you on plane that just got hi jacked you better stand up and beat the crap out of them. doint wuss out and say i cant do it. if you wanted to live you will get up and do somethig if it gets you killed then it was your time to die then. i live my life the way i can wi
T He Dentist
A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the patient says, "I am fine with pills". The dentist left for a moment and when he returned, says "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know the V-Pill worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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The Think I Thunk.
Every Friday morning I wonder why the hell I was so anxious for Friday to come. I'm at work. Friday blows just as much as every other damn day. Fridays are just Mondays preceding Saturdays.
The Artist
Painter An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?" With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
Crying Inside
I'm going to take a few days away from here. My heart is heavey and I'm crying inside. I can't cry outward because that's the way it is with me. Maybe a few tears, but then, bottle them up and hide them. The way things are right now, sucks, life sucks, love sucks, prophecy sucks. The feeling that no-one really cares is strong and I'm alone. I wish I could blow my fucking brains out, but I can't. Not only is it a sin even in my believes, but I'm afraid I'd fuck it up and make things worse by becoming an invalid unable to finish the job and become a drain on the family. Also I went and had a child so it wouldn't be right to lay that on her either. I do love my child, I just never wanted her. I didn't want kids. My husband did. He finally admitted to the fact that he was glad I kept her. I never wanted to be born. I was an excuse for my mom to get out of an abusive home. My dad never wanted me, but back in the 50's a girl got pregnant she got married. My mom nearly mis
This Hurts Like A Bitch In Heat
Who woulda thought that opening a fucking coke bottle could be sooo hard... I have been trying to open it for the last 5-10 minutes, it did the same thing to me last time. My right hand now has a lil welt on it lol. And it hurts wicked. Fucking coke company. p.s. this blog is completely pointless. lol.
Walking Through Fire
If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. It could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation... Isolation is the gift, all the others are a test of your endurance. And you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is. Charles Bukowski - Factotum
Takeing A Break
Hi everyone this is just to let everyone know that i will be takinga break from doing weddings bue to my new working schedule. If you are in need of a Pastor i can send you the name of a good one. Thanks Token
Lol A Moment
so i went to my friends last night or rreally early thismourning and on my way homei didnt take the freeway cause traffic and construction so i took side streets and shit and so i ended up poopping out at the orange circle and this guy in a car at a four way stop lookd like chuck so looked at him he yawned and then noticed i was looking at him and smiled it was silly .. you ever have those moments ... its freaky lol maybe im just wierd .... anyways my tummy hurts so im going to sleep
More Rehab...
this morning i went again to rehab... who said it doesn't hurt of course this guy is nice and tries to not hurt me, but oh well lol doctor yesterday said it's not necessary that i need more rehab, that is ok i finish with those 10 sessions and then just go to swimm in a club, so i get my leg stronger you could be surprised, after a week raining like if it was the end of the world, now if sunny, a clear sky, and cold (50F this morning)... it's friday and tomorrow i wont be able to go to the MoonPark (another electronic party like south fest or creamfields, but smaller: like 15 K person there only)... well this stupid leg wont let me able to go to dance in sometime lets pray i can buy a ticket to go to the Pet Shop Boys concert next march 23 :) anyways, i feel like listening oasis i'm sleepy, is there anyone that can hug me a bit? :)
Ever Wonder Why Abby Never Publishes Letters From Men?
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she Always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to Look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park My Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good View of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
Why do these normal/average housewives get on the internet and show their boobs for attention? I can see Bobbi Doll doing it, that's her career. I can see Jenna Jameson doing it, she has sex for a living. But Mary Joe next door who car pools your kids? I think it is a lack of self esteem.And some of these gals really should keep their clothes on.
Snowed In.
I'm snowed in, and my Sweetie won't be home for a couple of days. He's a truck driver, on the way home from the West Coast right now. This has been a long run, thanks to the weather, and I'm getting a bit antsy now.
My Mind Is Dangerous
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
College English Assignment Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix. The professor told his class one day, "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been
Parents Watch For This
Choose life, Choose Magaluf, Choose bein pissed everynyt 4 6mnths, Choose mingin blokes, Choose liver pains, Choose Vodka Red Bull and the odd cheeky vimto, Choose the walk of fame and shame, Choose gettin up every day at 6pm, Choose jumpin in the Iberostar 2 sort ur head out, Choose goin 2 bed wiv a fit bloke an wakin up wiv a minger, Choose Burger King, Choose Papis til the nxt afternoon, Choose Cha Cha, Choose Absyinth, Choose the back corner in Boomerangs, Choose the same 3 chat up lines, Choose kebabs 4 breakfast, Choose Charlie, Choose red sick after Pirates, Choose messy after parties, Choose best m8s, Choose amazin memories, Choose....SAMBUUUUUCA! Choose MAGALUF!!!!!!! C0ME ONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Friday 3/2/07
Not much going on as usual just the same old thing day in and day out lol. I'm just listening to Crush FM and updating my page to hopefully make it better and hopefully make some new friends. Be sure to tune into Crush FM tomorrow from 3-6 p.m. and listen to one of the newest Crush FM dj's, DJ Crackerjack.
Help Please
Hey There Everyone Please Come and Vote for my sexy girl Named Sexy Simmer She is the bomb and she is a good friend and If you bomb her pic until sunday I Will make a tag for you and Buy a gift for you when I get back just send ME a message to let me know who helpped. Please Help her out thank you.
Salute Photos
What is up with the salute photos anyways? I mean mine keep getting rejected and I don't know why....can everyone come check them out and let me know if they think they are any good? I've got one on my default photo album and two more under a file called My Salutes..... Thanks In Advance, Harley Fay
So. I ended up staying home yesterday. I made it to the bathroom and ended up passing out as soon as i got there. Apparently it had been a very bad idea to go to work on Wednesday with a fever because I paid for it yesterday. The good news is that the fever broke yesterday afternoon and by 2pm I was able to make it shakily downstairs to eat something. *shakes head* Ah well. I still made it to work today feeling normal for the first time in a week. So I guess I'm heading out tonight to Velvet for some Jungle/ Drum & Bass at Strictly Social. *yawns* Just hope I can nap before going out.
New Pics
Hey everyone! I just posted some new pics, but if you aren't into seeing this kind of thing, don't look. Definately don't look at work, as they are most definately NSFW! However, for those of you who like nudity, Enjoy-Paul
Whats Up With The Wedding Bells?
So why are there wedding bells on the cherrytap sign? Who is gettin married?
OK ya'll we are moving this weekend so i will out of touch for few day. hope all is well with everyone and i see all you when i get the internet back. take care.
What meditation does slowly, slowly, a good shout of the master, unexpectedly, in the situation where the disciple was asking some question, and the master jumps and shouts, or hits him, or throws him out of the door, or jumps over him.... These methods were never known. It was purely the very creative genius of Ma Tzu, and he made many people enlightened. Sometimes it looks so hilarious: he threw a man from the window, from a two-storey house, and the man had come to ask on what to meditate. And Ma Tzu not only threw him, he jumped after him, fell on him, sat on his chest, and he said, "Got it?!" And the poor fellow said, "Yes" - because if you say "No," he may beat you or do something else! It is enough - his body is fractured, and Ma Tzu, sitting on his chest, says, "Got it?!" And in fact he got it, because it was so sudden, out of the blue - he could never have conceived it. The card shows a tower being burned, destroyed, blown apart. A man and a woman are leap
why is peaple have to stereo type yes im a man and yes im a marine, some women think that because your a man, your like other men, hello get to know me then tell me what you think. im in customer relations. so i get to talk to alot of peaple. one day i was talking to a lady i told her i was a marine and she said marines were assholes. i asked why, she said, her ex was a marine and he cheated on her. my reply to that was simple, NOT ALL MEN CHEAT im not in that catagory and id appreciate it if i wasnt labled that way get to know me then be the judge but until then i guess thats the the cookie crumbles. i know everyone is stereotyped in one catagory or another but do as i do, get to know someone before you judge them. they may shock the hell out of you.
The Stronger Me
Recollections that come from the past. A feeling of life as if in a cast. This pain has to cease, it no longer can last. My burdens of worry, how they come fast. Its time to let go one step at a time. I need this release to soon be mine. I need inside to begin to feel fine. Today is the day that I draw that line. Between me and me, the two that I see. One good and one bad. One must go free. Its real what I feel, these feelings in me. Its time for this man in himself to believe. For so long my life was thought as a curse. By feeling like that, it only got worse. The reason for living defined was my thirst. Its time to learn how to put things I need first. As flesh is to flesh and eyes are to sight. The weak in my life must finally take flight. Instead of all wrong, I must see whats all right. If I use my mind, then I will soon win this fight. This battle within that keeps coming again. It is time for
Life does not require us to be consistent, cruel, patient, helpful, angry, rational, thoughtless, loving, rash, open-minded, neurotic, careful, rigid, tolerant, wasteful, rich, downtrodden, gentle, sick, considerate, funny, stupid, healthy, greedy, beauti ful, lazy, responsive, foolish, sharing, presured, intimate, hedonistic, industrious, manipulative, insightful, capricious, wise, selfish, kind or sacrificed. Life does, however, require us to live with the consequences of our choices. - Richard Bach, Running from Safety: An Adventure of the Spirit Living on Earth may be expensive.....but it does include a free trip around the sun. Make your words short and sweet because you never know when you might have to swallow them. May you have the hindsight to know where you have been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far... Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
From The...
From the deepest part of my being, comes a greatness. A beauty. Something that is real and awesome. From the deepest part of my soul is a gift. A reality. A newness. The ability to feel and heal with words of pure understanding. From the most private part of my heart lies the ability to feel emotion. So many different ones. Oh how they have made me who I am today.
Rising Std Rate Sparks Online Dating Sites
Interesting CNN artical this morning. Story Highlights• Rise in STD's sparks online dating, support communities • Groups provide understanding, acceptance members say • One site lists events for people with herpes in 40 cities By Elizabeth Cohen CNN (CNN) -- When John got divorced after 12 years of marriage, he took a deep breath and launched into the dating scene. "And wham, with my very first girlfriend, I caught herpes," he says. "You feel betrayed and all of a sudden separated from the rest of the world. I thought at the time that the girl who gave it to me and I were the only people in the world who had it." But John and his date are far from alone. And the growing number of people in similar situations has created a new industry: Internet dating sites just for people with STDs. From to, Web sites abound for the infected who want to date the infected. It's not surprising once you see the numbers. One in four women is infected with genital
These People Are Among Us Breeding
Osh's Blog
When you open up to the ultimate, immediately it pours into you. You are no longer an ordinary human being - you have transcended. Your insight has become the insight of the whole existence. Now you are no longer separate - you have found your roots. Otherwise, ordinarily, everybody is moving without roots, not knowing from where their heart goes on receiving energy, not knowing who goes on breathing in them, not knowing the life juice that is running inside them. It is not the body, it is not the mind - it is something transcendental to all duality, that is called bhagavat - the bhagavat in the ten directions .... Your inner being, when it opens, first experiences two directions: the height, the depth. And then slowly, slowly, as this becomes your established situation, you start looking around, spreading into all other eight directions. And once you have attained to the point where your height and your depth meet, then you can look around to the very circumference of the univ
Signed Books
Yesterday one of my friends on here was asking about getting my book but she didn't have a credit card with which to order from From the start I have made signed books available to people if they wanted them. Just tell me that you want it and send me your mailing address. I have to charge $18 to cover the costs so if you want one, let me know.
Calling All Bommers
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What A Farce!
OK So they won't let me pay my suspension termination fee over the phone... Why? Because the Visa Card is in my fiance`s name and not mine, and she had already left for work and they couldn't talk to her to get authorization. So I decide to go poking around the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles website. They have a link called "Online Transactions". So I click it and put in all my info and it comes up with my name, and it says "Suspension Termination Fee - $50.00" click here to pay by credit card. HA! GOT 'EM! So I click there, fill out all my fiance`s information and BOOM! The website takes the payment and gives me a confirmation number. In addition it tells me that processing takes 3 - 5 days and weekends count. So I should be able to get my Colorado Driver's License no later than Wednesday of next week. GODS I love the internet!! DemonStorm
This Is Funny As Hell...pls Watch
Regarding My New Fiction...
I have begun a new story called fantasies. However, I have decided not to continue until I receive at ten comments requesting I do so. It may be shameless pimping, but that's the way it is. So, if ya want to see more of this tale, spread the word!
A Naughty Quiz
I filled in all the questions myself, but feel free to reply and let me know your answers (to me) if you like! 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? yes 2. Do they know it? some 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? yes 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? depends on my mood 5. Have you ever had a 3 some? yes 6. What is your favorite position? missionary & doggy 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? N/A 8. Give or receive oral? both 9. Kinky or sneaky? hehehe ... both 10. Loud or quiet? usually loud 11. Ruff of soft? depends on the mood 12. Foreplay or not? yes, please 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? yes 14. Spank or be spanked? be spanked 15. Condoms or not? I'm married so I don't have to worry about that anymore 16. Masturbate or not? yes 17. Role-playing or not? some 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? what do you think?
You Are 30% Evil A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
Something To Honor
I received this in an e-mail this moring. I normally deleted mass e-mails but no this one. Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we
Appreciation, Potential, Fulfillment, And Grace!
Our true selves are often buried under fears and learned behavior. When we recognize our power, our luminosity, and our divinity, we can live authentic lives of appreciation, potential, fulfillment, and grace. Mar 1 2007 8:28A The cowardly, judgemental, jealous and immature are of the same earth and are merely on a different conscious level at this point in their life. Demonstrate the power of grace by having patience, compassion, and the ability to forgive... ¢¾¢¾¢¾ ¢¾¢¾¢¾ ¢¾¢¾¢¾
Date Night!!!
My husband and I talked last night and since we really did not celebrate Valentine's Day properly this year because we were both working so late that night (exchanged cards, candy, is all we did)... and that our son is spending the night at a friends house tomorrow night ... we are declaring tomorrow night "Date Night". I am going to make him a very nice dinner, with candles everywhere. Then we are going to have some wine during and after dinner. Then we are going to be like we were when we were younger and sit on the couch and grope and tongue wrestle while watching some porn flick and then have our way with each other into an orgasmic bliss. I know I am looking forward to it and I am very sure he is looking forward to the evening too. So... I need to get all prepared for out date. I do get aroused when we have something planned like this. It is all part of the foreplay. It allows my mind to wander while planning the evening's festivities. If YOU promise to be good... I
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." --Buddha
Calling The New York State Department Of Motor Vehicles
This has got to be BY FAR the hardest thing I've ever done. I've been dialing and redialing for over 20 minutes STRAIGHT and the line's busy busy busy!!! Let me give you some history here. I owned a 1995 Nissan Pathfinder 4x4 when I was still living in New York. Well, it was no longer driveable, so I cancelled insurance on it. Little did I know that in New York, even non-driveable vehicles are REQUIRED to have minimum insurance on it. So they suspended my license. Now I'm trying to call in to pay my $25.00 suspension termination fee so I can get my Colorado state driver's license. DAMN these people. I mean don't get me wrong, I thought I was going to have to pay like $500. So I'm happy about that. But they want me to spend ALL DAMN DAY on the phone trying to get through to them, pay my $25.00 suspension termination fee, then have me wait a week before getting my Colorado license because that's how long it takes for it to update in the national database. How desp
So Excited.
Greek archaeologists find Hera statue THESSALONIKI, Greece - A 2,200-year-old statue of the goddess Hera has been found built into the walls of a city under Mount Olympus, home of Greece's ancient gods, archaeologists said on Thursday. The headless marble statue was discovered last year during excavations in the ruins of ancient Dion, some 53 miles southwest of Thessaloniki. Archaeologist Dimitris Pantermalis said the life-sized — by human dimensions — statue had been used by the early Christian inhabitants of Dion as filling for a defensive wall. He said the 2nd century B.C. find appeared to have originally stood in a temple of Zeus, head of the ancient Greek gods — whose statue was found in the building's ruins in 2003 and after whom Dion was named. "We have reached the conclusion that the statue of Hera stood next to that of Zeus in the temple," said Pantermalis, a Thessaloniki University professor who has headed excavations at Dion for more than three decades. Hera was the
i love this guy his name is steven... i know your thinking how could i after what he did...well heres the truth...its not all his fault at least i dont think it is...i do love him but maybe we both were moving everything a lil too fast...he means the the to me to this day and i know that one day somehow we will be together...and i think he knows it too...steven if you read this which i hope you will then i love you with all of my heart you mean the world to me...i cant imagine myself with anyone else...there i noone in the world that means anything to me compared to you...i cant even imagine being with anyone else...please there has to be a way to fix this...we live worlds apart...our hearts feel the same..and i know that what happened will never go away i know how u feel believe me...just please please talk to me more..send me a message something...I LOVE YOU STEVEN ANGEL AND I ALWAYS WILL!!!!
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Saying Hello
I haven't been able to comment on the fact that I have been working from 9:00 in the morning till 11:00 at night and have been dead tired. I haven't forgotten about anyone and am sory that I haven't been able to comment. Please forgive me
14 What To Do When You're Sore?
If you're going to exercise you are probably going to overtax your muscles. When you overtax your muscles they let you know that you did just that and life isn't as nice as it normally is. Is there a way to avoid it? Not if you want to keep getting better. Is there something to be done about it? There are some things that can make it easier. In order to develop your body the equation is simple but not easy. 1. You tear down the muscle with exercise (essentially you cause a minor injury). 2. You provide nutrition for the muscles to metabolize and restore what you used in step one as well as heal and grow the muscle. 3. You rest the muscle so that the nutrition can take effect and the muscle is repaired and made stronger. This process is in effect for most of us every time that we work out. Some people aren't able to do this but that is because of different injuries and diseases that effect them. The vast majority of us has it working very nicely though. The way to
Addendum - India
This is mostly just for me. A repository, if you will. Facts & Quotes Concerning India INDIA’S INVENTIONS AND DISCOVERIES INVENTION OF NUMERALS “Numerals are found in the 3rd Century BC. This knowledge traveled to Europe and West. In Arab countries even now numerals are known as HINDSE : from India. La place, the French mathematician and physicist, wrote during Napoleon’s time, “It is India that gave us the ingenious method of expressing all numbers by means of ten symbols” -Prof. O.M. Mathew in Bhavan’s Journal INVENTION OF ZERO Brahmagupta was the first mathematician to treat Zero (0) as a number and showed its mathematical operations. INVENTION OF ARITHMETIC Arithmetic was discovered by Indians in about 2nd century BC. Bhaskaracharya’s book Lilavathi is regarded as the first book on modern arithmetic. The Arabs learnt and adopted it from India and spread it to Europe. “In 499 AD Aryabhatta finished his work Aryabhatta, giving rules of Arithmetic”. (Encyclopedia B
Who I Am Test
Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things. Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments. You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it. You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle. You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, mathematician or truck driver.What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Just A Small Questionaire.....what Would You Do?
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have multiple orgasms? 18. Internal or External ? ( When I Cum ) 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge...Leave/Send me a messege!!
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Its Friday
this is just a repeat for all of my friends i am entered n a morph contest starting tomorrow at 2:30 and as most of you know i wont be here to get the link and stuff so when i return i will put all the info ina blog and hopefully my friends will vote for me and comment bomb me it will be most when i return i will get the info thanks so much
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a poem FOR Mel. fart brains. butthole stains. jiggle juicy nuts. french fries in yer eyes. coming out yer butt. penis fringe. nose hair singe. vaginas taste like salt. earthquakes. belly shakes. quick! hide in the vault! W3RD! BEEEYOTCH!
a poem BY Mel: Poopie Poopie kaki kaki Diarreah brains Shit Poop fuck nuts giggle pissin fun farts and terds fuck head nerds shit in my soda can Barbiqued titties nards and nippies eat a shit hole man!
Hard Hearted
a darkened doorway never crossed a flame which never flickers a heart that never loved holding back a thousand tears thinking back througout the years abused and used is all she ever is shes been broken but now she's free for the one who calls will never be a hardened heart which turned to ice a cruel hard bitch is in its place abused and used is all she'll ever be a tortured soul which learned to hate she'll be your naughty girl before its too late she'll come when you call your pretty lillte thing shes been broken but now she's free for the one who calls will never be
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The Insanity Will Continue!!
School has been canceled, again! We have what is called a Blowing Snow Warning, not bad enough for a Blizzard Warning, but bad enough, lol! The weather wizards are predicting another 6 inches of snow. The snowmobilers think they have died and gone to Snowmobile Heaven!! Nice layer of ice under that snow, too. Hope all the elderly stay at home! This includes my Mom and Dad, who would cheerfully kill me for thinking they are elderly, lol! Note to Sweet Pea: Please, do not tell them I said this!!!! We, and this is the Royal "we", do not wish to be dealing with broken hips in the family! I will need to take a few more breaks from the computer today! My eyesight went downhill in a hurry yesterday. Seems that staring at the computer screen is less than optimal for the eyes! When I finally disconnected yesterday, it was a little crazy! Everything at a distance was totally and I mean totally blurry!! WTF!? (This is slowly becoming one of my favorite expressions, as you can tell.) So, I
Showing Love
These guys are friends of mine from long ago. Please send some cherry love their way so they know what Cherry Tap is really all about. Thanks! Jester@ CherryTAP JxRock@ CherryTAP
Moms And Dads Check This Out! Pass this on When you visit this site you can enter your address and a map will pop up with your house as a small icon of a house. There will be red, blue and green dots surroun di ng your entire neighborhood. When you click on these dots a picture of a criminal will appear with his or her home address and the description of the crime he or she has committed. The best thing is that you can show your children these pictures and see how close these people live to your home or school. This site was developed by John Walsh from Americas Most Wanted. This is another tool we can use to help us keep our kids safe. Please pass this on to everyone!!! This site does work - it's scary!!!
Friday & Weekend
Hey Ya'll Just wanted too take a few mins before my day gets started to wish everyone a great friday and weekend.. no plans for me not as of yet anyways...a weekend of peace and quiet for me wahoo... no kids etc.. just me and my 4 dogs i shall be online most all weekend maybe... and thre is no race.. and dont look like nutin is gonna be on tv either lol.. anyways im gonna close.. time too get more coffeee.. hugs and smiles coming your way... be good or be good at it... whatever may apply Bec
Real Friend Test
This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your drawer with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend think
I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You
Lying here in my bed and an images of you comes into my mind I find myself getting lost in so much pleasure and wanton desire Without hesitation I feel my luminous landscape flooded in tremors of strong fire getting hot and excited for you... Lying here with my eyes closed I can feel how masculine and rigid you are to me I then gently trace my hands across my breasts shuddering wave coarse though me and my nipples hardened as I think of you My warm breath leads me down To trace the outline of my hips Exploring the inner soft of my thighs I am lead by my rigid breath author:?
Smart Farm Boy
A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course.So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son,"his father asks. Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how
Penis Van Lesbian
good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent
Dear Wife :my Dear Ex-husband
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore...whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX Husband p.s. don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virgina together! Have a great life along! My Dear Ex-Husband Northing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It'
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. - Jessica Blade -
One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta -
Steelers Cut Porter,hayes
Steelers Cut Porter, Haynes (KDKA) PITTSBURGH The Pittsburgh Steelers released linebacker Joey Porter today Porter was due a $1 million bonus next week and $4 million in the final year of his contract. Porter has been the Steelers' starting right outside linebacker since the year 2000 and he was widely considered the team's best overall defensive player. The veteran outside linebacker joined the team as the third-round draft pick back in 1999. In addition to Porter, the team also announced today that running back Verron Haynes will not be back in black and gold.
What Kind Of Alcohol Am I ?
What alcohol are you?? GREY GOOSEFine, fine alcohol! You like to tear up the Goose and be all loose. You know how to get the party started!! Take this test
Without Him...?
God, when I received this I thought... I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work. Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is.... Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today. We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning... Maybe, Sunday night... And, the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness... And, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because.. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own. May God forgive me for ever thinking... That... there is a time or place where.. HE is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us. MAKE TIME THIS WEEKEND TO LISTEN TO RADIO PROGRAM #2 It will truly bless you.
Kira's Bulletin.
O'rly?!! Dat is funnie fo sho! Meh luv raven riley but not dat much yarly. meh went 2 her page to apologize too ealier but she block meh. Oh weelz now she look like a n00b and will pwnd herself fo sho!
The Talking Animals
While out walking one day, a young boy met a redneck riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" asked the boy. "Stupid kid," said the redneck. "Dogs don’t talk." The little boy ignored the redneck and talked to the dog anyway. "Hey dog, how’s it going?" "Doin’ all right," replied the dog to the redneck’s amazement. "Is this guy your owner?" asked the boy. "Yep," replied the dog. "How does he treat you?" asked the boy. "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." With that, the boy asked if he could talk to the redneck’s horse. "Stupid kid, horses don’t talk," replied the redneck. The little boy ignored the redneck and talked to the horse, anyway. "Hey horse, how’s it going?" "Cool," replied the horse. "Is this your owner?" asked the boy pointing to the redneck. "Yep." "How’s he treat you?" asked t
The Rodeo Position
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, “Ever have rodeo sex?” “Ain’t heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.”
Country Style
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style." "What’s country style?" asks the city boy. "Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin’ wins the dispute." Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he’s ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it’s–it’s m-my turn." The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
New Neighbor
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. “Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you’d like to come.” “Great,” says Sam, “after six months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinkin’.” “Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. “More’n likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks…tough crowd. “Well, I get along well with people. I’ll be the
Redneck Poetry
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin’ went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu
Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, p
Making Puppies
Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating. Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?" "Well they are making puppies," his dad says. The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, "Hey they are making puppies!" That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, "What are you two doing?" "Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad. "No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies!"
149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Can Cats Read?
You ever wake up and the cat is reading the paper or gazing in a floor full length mirror at itself? That’s freaky deaky stuff there. Now I have seen the cat look into the mirror before but, I always shrug it off as it sees itself and thinks there is another cat beyond it. Now this is no normal everyday lazy cat. This is the cat that was a chew toy between Liz and Chubs when Liz was like …I believe 2 perhaps 3 years old. Yes I am talking about Wenceslas, yeah that is not really her name. The kids named her Cuddles. But this cat is not a cuddles type cat, she knows it and I know it, so although she comes to both names (actually she would come to anything you called her if you are holding a mouse, well YIK! Or say a piece of fish) she humors the kids by coming to that name. I rescued her from Chubs grip and thumped Liz on the ass for tugging on the other end of her so she has always had a special bond with me. Ask who’s cat she is and the girls will always say “You mean Rat-Cat, she is
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Daddy , I Was Born How??
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this.... 'You got Male!'"

Well I have been sick these past few I have a fever, and awake cause I can't get comfy!! UGH! I hate this feeling! It's 4:20 am and I feel like crap...sorry if I have't sent out comments, and thank-you to the ones who have checked on me...I as well miss my best friend...Kaos:( again ugh! Much Razor
Vacation Time......
I started my 11 days of vacation time today. Didn't do a damn thing today except for sleep tell 2:30 in the after noon. It felt so good not to go to work on a Thursday. :D I have a lot of things to do tomorrow though. Nothing to excited planned for the next few days. We'll see what happens. I'm just happy not to go into work right now :D WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Updaate From Doctors Office
well Zavyir has a sinus infection. the doc said he is so nasally blocked that hit is comming out his tear ducts. Also he has asthma so now we have nebulizer treatments 4 times a day
Drawing Photos Comming Soon!
Hi everyone. Just to let you know that I just got a hold of my old sketch book and I plan to post some drawings in my photos soon. That is, whenever the hell I find my camera charger! I've looked for it everywhere, but I forgot where I placed it. I really need to clean out my room :). Well, that's all I got for now. Have a good weekend everyone!
You Told Me So!!!!!
Life's Struggles
I guess for me when I think back into the past a few years I have had to make alot of good and bad choices and none were the easiest to make none of them were made lightly or at times by choice but by the fact that I couldnt go on living my life the way I was.. I was with my ex-boyfriend for 2 and half years at first things were great then things started being difficult and heartbreaking and what I mean is, is that there are so many things that a person can tolerate in ones life for so long.... He showed me love caring and understanding but then eventually he became this different person that just was cold and decietful every chance he could. I was supposed to marry this guy but thank goodness I got an eye opener that made me see that is not what would be best for me.. He used to go to bars all of the time with friends hit on other women and lie about it he would come home drunk off his ass and slam my head into the wall and never remember it afterwards and by his assumption if he didn
so last night was a total fucken blast lol, I went and made some more new friends and they are kickass! There not stuck up like some of the other women I have met down here. I love christy so much she is such an awesome friend I should really be thanking her cause I met these people threw her. So anyways it was 4 of us girls last night and oh my hell I dont know bout them but i was drunk I dont mean like puke drunk i was more like gigglely, goofy, cant stop gabben drunk lol. I had some really good rum shit that i am now addicted too lol idk kI am hungover and cant go back to bed lol.
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What Mythological Creature Am I?
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid92%Faerie67%Dragon58%Angel50%Demon50%WereWolf42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar
~MY NEW FAVORITE SONG~ Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar (written by: Taylor Swift and Liz Rose) drew looks at me, i fake a smile so he won't see that i want and i'm needing everything that we should be i'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about and she's got everything that i have to live without drew talks to me, i laugh cuz it's so damn funny that i can't even see anyone when he's with me he says he's so in love, he's finally got it right i wonder if he knows he's all i think about at night he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star he's the song in the car i keep singing, don't know why i do drew walks by me, can he tell that i can't breathe? and there he goes, so perfectly the kind of flawless i wish i could be she'd better hold him tight, give him all her love look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause he's the reason for the teardrops on
so im fairly new to this site and i was wondering how to get more cherry points and bucks and move up in levels fast without having to purchase anything by credit card cause i dont have one so if anyone has any hints for me please message me thanks you friend mike
What's My Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs92%Blind Folds75%Blood67%Whips58%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
What Do My Eyes Reveal About Me?
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes58%Eyes full of Pain58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
~i Didn't Notice~
For so long now, my head has been turned in so man different directions And yet i dont seem to notice any of them They are all around me, like being in a crowded room with everyone talking And no one being heard So i stand here with my heart empty Its been that way since you left Though my head says move forward Give someone else a chance My heart refuses to listen No matter where i go What i do Or Who i'm with Your all i see ~Patrice~
What Type Of Girl Am I?
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Slut. Slut75%Goth69%Athletic Tomboy63%Popular Bitch56%Nerdy Girl44%Loser31%Hippy25%Preppy Girl6%What type of girl are you?!!created with
The Uk's Sexiest Male Contest...
This just seems like so much ancient history now ( a day after the event) but I wanted to take an oppertunity to say a few thankyou's. What m I talkin' about, well the Sexiest Guy From The UK contest obviously. Remarkable as it may seem (& against my better judgement) I was a contestant. When I first came to Cherry Tap, I wondered what all these contests were all about...they seemed kinda silly to me. & I was certain I would never participate (being a somewhat lilly-skinned English bloke didn't help when the contests all seemed to be for Hottest American Firefighting Ex-Marine's abdominal muscles...). However, seeing a contest for Sexiest UK Guy. I thought I had at least half a chance of avoiding humiliation...given that I had two of the thee required credentials down pat...I was British...& last time I looked I was a guy. So I threw my hat into the ring. When the contest started I was pleasently surprised to not be left in everybody else's wake, & infact it soon seemed that the co
Y Does Love Hurt
y does love hurt? huh? does any body really no y love hurts us like it does? does any no what would could really be going through that person head at this very moment in time? no i don't think anybody would no exactly how im feeling about my x girl friend! i loved her with all of my heart! we had been dating 8 months! 8 freaking months! and she dumps my ass the day before valentines day after giving me a dozen red roses!!!!! people its fucked up how a girl like her and a girl like me even meet or even date. i wasn't a lesbian! i was straight!!! i wasn't what a lesbian would even consider dating! they would say that i was straighter then straight line! well guess what im not that lil girl any more! i love my pussy!!!! i do! i love women! yea i want to get married and have kids some day but i aint giving up dating girls just because im married. but when the kids come then she and i will tell the kids that she is a friend of mommy's. but the older they are going to get the smarter they ar
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Y Does Love Hurt
y does love hurt? huh? does any body really no y love hurts us like it does? does any no what would could really be going through that person head at this very moment in time? no i don't think anybody would no exactly how im feeling about my x girl friend! i loved her with all of my heart! we had been dating 8 months! 8 freaking months! and she dumps my ass the day before valentines day after giving me a dozen red roses!!!!! people its fucked up how a girl like her and a girl like me even meet or even date. i wasn't a lesbian! i was straight!!! i wasn't what a lesbian would even consider dating! they would say that i was straighter then straight line! well guess what im not that lil girl any more! i love my pussy!!!! i do! i love women! yea i want to get married and have kids some day but i aint giving up dating girls just because im married. but when the kids come then she and i will tell the kids that she is a friend of mommy's. but the older they are going to get the smarter they ar
It's somewhat amusing, but at the same time slightly repulsive. People make me sick. Maybe it's because I don't have a dick, I just don't understand... or maybe because they have dicks they are to stupid to realize... who knows... Maybe it's a little of both. Yeah I know nothing is making sense, it does to me, and that's really all that matters. I've been waiting for something... to long really... but soon, not soon in the sense that it will be shortly, but soon as in sooner than later... I'll be walking. People tell me I am crazy... that I am... but not that kinda crazy... crazy because I care a little to much. It hurts, constantly. Not because of the crazy entirely... but from everything. The little things... The little things people say and do... not every person, but specific ones... the little things matter most, the little things make and break with me... the little things people don’t think matter, well bitch, they matter the most. There's so many times I just
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Family Growing! Join Us!
If your looking for a family out there thats different than any others then this is the family for you.....This is not just a family its a haven as well.For those of you who have been outcasted by society for being different in ways they don't seem to understand.Let me be the first to tell you I do understand how you feel about that....I'm here to offer you a haven and a family that has grown to be a great one...This family sticks behind its fellow members with upmost honor and respect....This family continues to grow and more and more people that have been outcasts realize how much of a true family this is to them...Please stop by to check us out...If you are this outcast no matter who you are or what music you listen to or what clothes you wear if society don't accept you.You can be most assured we will......So step on over to the newest and growing to be the largest families on Cherrytap.......Lord Lestat welcomes you all as well as Emanon, Bludragan, Gothic Rose,Rebel Bitch and Los
How I Will Die!!!
You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay. Stabbed87%Eaten73%Suicide67%Natural Causes60%Poison53%Gunshot47%Bomb47%Disappear40%Accident40%Suffocated33%Drowning33%Disease
at 2 pm today... my vacation starts im so happy and ready for it... so i wont be on here until like wed or thurs... so ill get back to you then... for those of u who have the digits.. u know what to do ...florida here i come!!! HOLLA.
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Call And Leave Me A Message
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There are 2 types. 1) A women dream guy... Tall dark and drop dead handsome. Would do anything for you. Would love you for you. And dead rich. 2) A womens Nightmare. Short fat and ugly. Would rather be with his friends. Would want you to change everything you are. Would want you to work while he satys at home. Which would you choose??????
Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. hand on knee? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16.have sex with me? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you go out with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? W
Humorus Poetry
The Creature of New Haven By: Jennifer Crothers Deep in the forest there lives this creature He’s got shaggy hair and fangs for a feature He’s never seen, but always heard His movement is so quick he sores like a bird He has many enemies and hardly any friends He reaps what he sews and rips what he mends Some think he’s a shadow, a myth, and just a name Others, they fear him and are shunned out of shame. He lurks around the small town of New Haven He taunts all the locals with their heads he has shaven. “It is I who can only have a full head of hair!” “I’ll use every removal product, I’ll even use Nair!” “Fear me you stupid moronic towns folk! “I’ll pull pranks on your children; I’ll turn you into a joke!” “Don’t try to find me; you’ll see not a trace” “You wouldn’t find me if I slapped you all in the face” “Back to the forest I go with flash” “Nothing’s left for me here, not even your cash” So off he went with the wind at his back He ran so fast, the ground it d
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts smile makes the life beautiful, expand your lips, it expand your happiness; life is a puzzle, solve it by smiling; smile makes the unknown an known, smile can penetrate the china walls also.. language can separate us, but never smile.. wherever make a smile, make the life beautiful.. a man without smile, like the bud, without blooming, smile can open the iron doors, smile can make the hell an heaven.. so.. smile please.
I Don't Know How To Tell You
I don't know how to tell you But this i know is true Since the first tilme I met you My heart belonged to you. I wrote this when i was younger...........:) ohhhhh to be young again!!! LOL KDP
How I Will Die
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Gunshot100%Disappear100%Natural Causes80%Cut Throat67%Stabbed67%Accident53%Disease33%Suicide33%Drowning33%Poison33%Bomb
New Slang Dictionary-warning This Is Very Rude
AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). BUDGIE'S TONGUE The female erection. DRINK-LIN
Our First Year
Our first year was dark and scary as two tempers would rise with fury.we made a pact to lockaway those that made our past so dreary and then you find a real awakening that through anything you can get through it no more secrets of the past as you've laid them all to rest through GOD you can as with everything there is forgiveness for all we do and all we learn through Rocks&Stone we must travel so someday to walk on streets of Gold and all we do is recorded & in color and without forgiveness you shall see every momment & every second you chose as you kneel at our Masters feet. So love and lean within Our Father's words and you shall see our Father our God our Master........ AMEN! KDS
Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation Paul The following assumes you have already an understanding of the G-spot. W omen lactate, men ejaculate, or so the old saying goes. Turns out some women, maybe most women, actually do both. Reports of women experiencing a gush of fluid at orgasm go back many centuries, but it's only fairly recently that (Western) science has taken these stories seriously. The fluid comes through the urethra, but NOT from the bladder. Many still explain away the fluid some women eject from the urethra at climax as urine resulting from momentary loss of bladder control. While this might occur in a very small number of women, it does not explain the experience shared by some women: the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not
Where It Was Lost.....
Im at awwwwwww. Soul.......... searching.. HELP.......COULD REALLY USED SOMEONE'S INPUT..
The Prologue For My Book
Jennifer Crothers Short Story Final 3/15/2006 The Story of Grot The forest was as green and as lively as ever. The birds were singing their morning serenade; the plants were stretching their leaves in the morning sun, while the animals were playfully talking to one another. I suppose this is what I how I would like to start off my story, but unfortunately this story that I’m about to tell you has a much more gloomy and far more unpleasant sound to it. The forest was like the undead, alive in a sense, but with no soul. There were no happy little fuzzy animals cheerfully chirping or twittering throughout these thick and weedy woods. Everything in this forest seemed to be angry for what ever reason. The trees were gnarled and misshapen, their roots twisted and tangled in knots. No birds flying above, well, not that you would notice if they were. The thick canopy gave hardly any leeway for light to shine through. It was the dead of the night in this dreary forest. Moon
Is Forever Long Enough
You asked me if I' be true to you I said to my dying day You asked me why I loved you I didn't know what to say How can you tell the one you love How you truly feel So I am going to try So darling here's the deal Your the first thing that that I think of in the morning light and the last that I think about when I close my eyes at night Your the first blessing I give Thanks for, when I hit my knees to pray Your smiles is my hearts beacon to guide it on it's way Your touch gives me shivers Your kiss weakens my knees I'd swim the deepest oceans and cross the harshest lands to spend one second in your arms my face in your soft hands So you ask me how long I'll love you well my dear that answer is tough so I'll answer your question with one of my own "IS FOREVER LONG ENOUGH?"
A Short Story
The Gentleman By: Jennifer Crothers There should be a preface, I know. A quick setting of the stage or a reason as to why I’m here in this dark room, but I can’t wait. My master was everything I had hoped for. He was a very tall gentleman with beautifully proportioned feet. But before I get too ahead of myself, let me tell you how I arrived in this dark room I inhabit. Two years ago, I was sitting on a shelf in the front window of a quaint store. I was happily talking amongst three very attractive pairs of high heels, when I saw him. The man was a younger fellow about the age of twenty-five; he was dressed in a very nice tuxedo and beautiful black leather dress shoes. As he approached the service desk nonchalantly, he cleared his throat, and rang the service bell. As I watched the young man from my shelf, I began getting butterflies deep within my grooves. Once the clerk noticed that she had a customer, she quickly rushed over to the desk and began the point him around to the
Had To Take This Post.......i Agree(some Wemon R Like This~!!)
So fucking true. When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to s
Love Torn By Miles
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts Our love is torn by miles, not by choice. Soon, soon, my darling, I'll be coming home. At night I play your body and your voice, But soon the hands and cries will be your own. I want to love you all the hours we've missed, And do the things I've fantasized for you: Kiss you all the places my mind's kissed, And put you everywhere I've wanted to. My only fear's desiring you so much That dream will overwhelm reality; Time, for both of us, must temper touch So love can once again be slow and free. My mind's already half insane with pleasure; Soon, soon my body will consume its treasure.
Ooooh! Anger!
Just finished (actually, 'stopped' might be a better word) "The Da Vinci Code". Can you sue an author for wasting your time? What a pile of equine excrement. If you've not read it, don't. If you have, my condolences. Fuckin Dan Brown. Worse thing is, I almost dislike Audrey Tautou by proxy. No, I don't. Who am I trying to kid?
Concentrated Crazy
Ok i fucking accidently deleted the first one. Anyway I just wanted to say that this area, the blog area is my place for my extra concentrated crazy. I may be in the mood for Lord Byron most especially "when we to parted" which is my favorite, other poets or String Theory M etc. But in general whatever is running through my mind at the moment I would love to share with everyone and at the same time keep in mind that each thing appeals to different people. But what I am getting at here is that I understand that it is crazy and unorganized and I personally like it that way, so far I have had no complaints probably out of people being polite but no matter please enjoy my craziness, I am weird and I intend to continue with this. I just wanted to give an explanation. To those who read, rate, or comment on my blogs I appreciate your support and I will keep them coming. Love Jami
I have a monster crush on you, A super-dinosaur! It sits upon my chest and throat And yet I beg for more. When you're away I miss you so My heart is full of sand. Yet when you're here my stupid fear Won't let me touch your hand. I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I'm so wrapped up in you. My thoughts drift up, away from words, And fade into the blue. I know this crush is not your fault; The dinosaur is mine. Yet if you could, please rescue me, And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say you love me, and Oh! God! Would that be good!
Gotta See
click address and strap selt belt
The Joys Of Ax Handles.
Why Waste Time
Why waste time doing the things that dont matter? i am going to touch this topic later!!!
Kill Your Day Job
Click on the pic and learn how to make a monthly size income Daily and Kill your Day Job! Check it out now and send your Day Job To a Brutal Death.
Deadly Tornadoes
3/2/2007 Dear Readers: For those of you who subscribe to Coast To Coast Newsletter a special interview on their top guests on "After Dark" is scheduled to be published in May 2007. I am one of them and I have asked a bunch of questions so you can learn a little more about me. Also I want to thank you for your great responses to Samantha, she is indeed a great writer and she will produce more interesting newsletters in the future. Current news Sad enough many people lost their precious lives with a series of tornadoes and as predicted on Coast -To - Coast here is a reminder of Prediction # 1. 2007 will be one of the most shocking years for natural disasters. · Florida storms kill 14 · Floods displace 200,000 in Jakarta kill 20. · Storms spawn deadly tornadoes that killed 19 people. Just a little note to make you aware of the power of the Moon upon mankind and to remind you to be cautious with the negative dates for 2007 posted on my website. (THE DATE)
Her Game
Her Game lyrics by Kevin Max Every time she comes my way she knows just what to do and say Those little smiles she throws away, they turn my stomache If you listen close enough you'll catch all the divisive stuff Those subtle moves, the way she smoothes her hair And you don't want to say She was digging your grave And your friends all can see it There's no way you're gonna leave it So where you gonna go Who you gonna call When you know it's time to play the game? What's your mystery Who's it gonna be When you know it's time to play her game Chorus* Is it real or Memorex Those secrets that you feared confess When she was there you let it all spill out Turning as you leave for good You wonder if you ever should have wandered through Her neighborhood at all And you don't want to say She was digging your grave and your friends all can see it There's no way you're gonna leave it Chorus I am all to blame This is my parade of broken-hearted words I fe
My 1st Time
Well been on here just over a month now, having a blast, thanks for all the great comments and 10's and 11's
Part 3
I'm just going to keep posting more until you all get sick of reading them. LOL Uncertainty Conflict springs eternal between the mind and heart. Weighing on my conscience and tearing me apart. Cerebral civil war, dividing left and right and I just can't decide which side I think is right. A tempting dilemma, the choice that I've been shown. Comfortable safety or passion yet unknown. Whatever I decide. No matter which I choose. However much I gain, still more I stand to lose. Engendered Misunderstanding contrast and perceiving opposition, what should be complimentary turns into competition. No way to communicate, the rhetoric is just too loud. No way to strike a deal when compromise is not allowed. Any hope for a real connection, plagued by cynicism and apathy. Just battles in a cold war that was never meant to be.
Leave The Pieces
Lyrics to Leave The Pieces by The Wreckers You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go Baby it ain't fair, you know To keep me hanging 'round You say you don't want to hurt me Don't want to see my tears So why you still standing here Watching me drown? And it's alright, and I'll be fine Don't worry about this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road There's nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go Now you can drag out this heartache Or baby you can make it quick Really get it over with And just let me move on Don't concern yourself With this mess you left for me I can clean it up, you see Just as long as you're gone And it's alright, and I'll be fine Don't worry about this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road There's nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go
Worn Me Down Lyrics
Rachael Yamagata Worn Me Down Lyrics Gone, she's gone How do you feel about it That's what I thought You're real torn up about it And I wish you the best But I could do without it And I will, because you've worn me down Oh, I will, because you've worn me down Worn me down like a road I did everything you told Worn me down to my knees I did everything to please But you can't stop thinking about her No, you can't stop thinking about her And you're wrong, you're wrong I'm not overreacting Something is off Why don't we ever believe ourselves And I, oh, I feel that word for you And I will, because you've worn me down Oh, I will because you have worn me down Worn me down like a road I did everything you told Worn me down to my knees I did everything to please But you can't stop thinking about her No, you can't stop thinking about her She's so pretty; she's so damn right But I'm so tired of thinking About her tonight Worn me down like a road I
Oral Sex
I don't understand women on this either, almost any woman could walk up to any guy and offer to suck their dick, and more than likely they'll do it, but if any guy were to walk up to any girl and offer to lick their pussy, they'd most likely deny them. I want to make girls cum with my tounge! Why is this so hard to do!!
I Think...
What is it that I think? I think that many things oare overlooked these days. Simple things. Flowers, a blue sky, a firey orange sunset, the sound of childrens laughter, the smell of a fresh cut summers' lawn. How many of us are overlooking such simple things? I bet almost all of us are. Yes I admit that I too am overlooking so of lifes simpler things, but I'm also trying to be more aware of them to. I don't know, I guess I'm trying to enjoy things more. That's all for now on this, I just thought that I'd share a few things overlooked. Thanks. Nutty you Moon Godess. ^.~ Thanks to you especially. ~Mr. M
Check Her Out
I Can Write...
With this blog, I want to talk about sex. Everyone says I have a perverted mind. It's always in the gutter as they say because I'm always saying things that are perverted, or pointing out a perverted reference to something someone else says. It's just how I am. I don't have much experience with sex. Sure, I've had phone sex a few times. I've cybered. It doesn't mean anything though. I've only had sex once in my life, but the truth is I'm just a regular man just like anyone else. I do want it just as bad, if not more, and I do get horny a lot. It's not so much that I'm waiting for the right woman to come along, but it's mostly that the women who want to give it up to me, I don't want THEM, and the ones I DO want, don't see me in that same light. They see me as a friend. That's my biggest issue. My personality makes it hard for me to be in a relationship I think. Women see me and they know the type of friend they have in me, as opposed to actually feeling an attraction
The Fireman And His Wife
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
What Do You Do?........
what do you do when the one person you care about most in the world, the one you Love more than anything in the world, the one you would do anything for, give up everything for even your life cant find it in their heart to talk to you? ive watched you go through hell from afar, not because i wanted to, but because you asked me to. I couldnt bring myself to fight with you about it because even though i know its wrong to just let you walk away i had no choice, i couldnt hurt you, i couldnt fight with you or be angry with you even when i hurt the most. Ive never given up on you, i never will. I will always hold out hope that one day, youll miss me as much as i miss you, that everything we went through together will mean something again. You are still and always will be my best friend, the love of a lifetime, my better half, my concience, my heart and soul, my whole world. Maybe im foolish, maybe not. I believe in love, in trust and honesty, in all the good and bad that come from it, I bel
Here We Go
here is wat to hit then i want this left alone let them think we have give up i dont want it gettin more than a thousand lead so keep us in sight please have faith in me a lot of changes r happening but trust me were strong an can only make us stronger an so u all know im gonna run an in house monthly contest foe the mvb it will b voted on from team memebers an award is a lil gift an put mvp in ur name for a month so get to bombin good luck an i will look u all up at end of march for vote love u all ur doin a great job xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Please dont get upstet by me not repsoned to your messages. I have decided to take a break from everything and take care of me for once. I hope you all have a great weekend and I will talk to you soon. take care you all......... .
The Big Picture....
Ok yall i know imma week or 2 late but i wanna thank each and every one of you who voted and bombed me in that contest. And to Carla i owe u alot daril u helped out so much. I WON THE DAMN THING HAHAHAHA
Only For Me...
I Just Got Ct Married!
Well as you can see everyone else is doing it! I got cherrytap married to someone I have been friends with since I started cherrytap. I hope everyone is happy for us. Take care everyone and I hope to still talk to everyone...after all this is JUST a internet marriage...lmao...Amber!
Update On Me!!!!!!!!
Game Playing....
im not a shy girl who stays away from silly little games that all the boys play i play them too but i like to play hard teasing you properly i hold all the cards i'll tease and excite you when u least expect a little control freak on that you can bet hot wax and ice are the tools of my trade ill try to be nice with the whips and the chains a dark scary place is where i like to play if you think your game then just look my way its not for the fainthearted my devils playground i like to go hunting and not make a sound ill corrupt you little boys if you come play with me have you begging for more have you down on your knees my game is my own and one i play well be warned if u hurt me its your soul ill sell..
March 2007 Full Moon Ritual
The following is a fairly good ritual for the Upcomiong Full Moon which falls this year on March 3rd (3-3). Although there are many who would argue with me, I would in the STRONGEST terms caution against using this or anybody's else's ritual verbatim. You have to make it your own. The imagry and symbolism must be something that creates an emotional response in you. Hey, what can I say,,, I am eclectic - LOL Blessings, Eugene March Full Moon Ritual Moon of the Wind Setup Items needed for this ritual include: A besom broom or a bundle of twigs, straw or heather; Six gemstones or crystals to use in place of candles for the altar. One in each color for directions/elements according to your tradition. Two white quartz or purple amethyst for the Goddess and God. Background March is a time to make ready for spring. Waters run freely from snowmelt, and bright yellow daffodils beckon the sun’s warmth. Nights are still tinged with frost, but it is time to begin prepar
The Nurse Who Loved Me
So I Gave In To Peer Pressure ...
and uploaded a cock shot. Yay me, lol.
How I Feel
I sit and stare at a monitor, a false hope in my dull existence. Names flash by, some words from those who say they care. But in the end when I turn off the lights and lay down, I still lay down in a cold and lonely bed. I never ask anyone online or in my life away from the computer for anything. But I am about ready to self destruct. I never ask anyone for anything, but yet I am always there when someone needs me. All I ask is this, just remember me ok. I never ask for sympathy, and I always hide my true feelings from everyone. In truth my life SUCKS. There are times I wish I had never been born, but I am here for a reason. In truth I don't mind comment bombing people, I don't mind rating them or even fanning them. But don't get all in a tizzy if I forget OK. Here lately I need to wear a sign, fragile, please be careful OK. Since my divorce I have fallen into a depression and I think its going to kill me because I am having trouble, I fight with my son, and he is 12. I yell at my par
Who Likes You?
WHO LIKES YOU??? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number WITH the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I used to like you 2-I used to love you 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u rite now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to
softly and tendly giveing my love to you oh butterfly,butterfly i love you so on the street where we live people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and tendly am giveing my love to you oh butterfly butterfly please dont you cry cause on the streets where we live people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and truely am giveing my love to you whoa butterfly butterfly i love you so yeah! on the street where we people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i,i love you so baby baby so whoa baby baby..........
A Soldiers War At Home By Me.
One sunny summer day, a young man packed his things, He was heading of to the to become a soldier at fort benning. He said goodbye to all his friends and asked them to write. He kissed his girl on her cheek, and said he'd think of her every night. He called his mom to say "I love you and goodbye", Before he hung up the phone he begged her not to cry. He worked so hard all summer long to become a better soldier, But no letters came and the nights became colder. Four months passed, he came back home but things were not the same, His friends so distant from him now, they barly remembered his name. The love of his life ran off and fucked some other guy, "you werent around, I couldnt see a future," was her only excuse for why. Some people mocked him, pointed and scoffed so rudly, How could people be so cruel, he was only doing his duty. Live by the gun, die by the gun, that is what they say, He had a feeling he would go out with a bang, but not quite this way. He went into
Hello To All ;) Happy Friday
The weekend is right around the bend so I thought I would come up here and say happy weekend to everyone.
Wanting & Waiting...
If you want something OR someone bad enough you should: "Go for it" If you don't go after what you want you may NEVER get another chance. Im talking male OR female if you want it bad enough why wait just freakin' "Go for it!
Look Wat We Got
"hey ravens nice page really like site keep up the good work. sweet, gal, raven have helped many of my friends" it came with a trophy
Landlords Running Over Tenants!!!!
Finally Picked Out The Babies Name Thanks Shell
Cheyanne Lynn
Images Of You....poem
Images Of You As I sit in my lonely room my heart aches my head feels so empty and the eyes of my soul see just images of you. As I fall asleep in my cold bed my heart beats faster my head feels at ease and the eyes of my soul see just images of you. As I sleep and my bed is warm my heart is there with yours my head feels your kisses and the eyes of my soul see just images of you. As we make love in the night my heart feels your love my head feels your love and the eyes of my soul see only images of you.
Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried a
Andrew Dice Clay No Apologies
The 1st Ct Blog Of The Bratprince
SO!!! What to write, what to write???? Well, firstly, if you dont know me yet, I'm The BratPrince, and I host the insanely popular and cool show on known as The Leathür Lair. I'm on air every friday night at 11:00 PM CST, and I'll sneak in the occasional fill-in show, usually without warning. What else..... Well, after MUCH coaxing, I finally caved and got a CT account. And here I be. I've been known for some damn clever blogs on my myspace account. Im sure I'll have a few of those to post here as time goes on a bit. But for now, I think an introduction works, dont you? So... I suppose, for those of you who do not yet know me, ask me something. Who knows? I might just answer you....
some times things can be so good and yet inside your soo alone. but what hurts the most is when you try your best to get with someone and they play you for the fool you a fool should have just stayed away form her....but yet its not really my fault if she doesnt want me... just shows that im a fool for leting her got soo close to me... she doent even kno....but i think its all over now because im just so tired of getting hurt///feeling this way...i just wish something would change....mayb i shoudnt try to be with anyone because it might be best for me....well i dunno what i want just to be happy an have some one i guess.....mayb that day will come some time....
10 More People Need For The Contest
NEW CONTEST!!! Okay so a lot of contests have already been done! They are all just a popularity contest. Well I am starting a contest for the least popular picture on cherrytap. That’s right the least popular So here is the deal The picture with the least number of comments in a 7 day period starting 24hrs after I get 20 enteries will win a 7 day blast. That’s right the least number of comments
Nothing Satisfies
Fine wine stinks of foul swine bile. My favorite restaurants won't accept my good nature for credit. And at the end of the day... I step a little closer to lonliness. I dig scabs out of my back with rusty screwdrivers. There's just nothing to it... No sensation. No fiery explosions of genius. My mind is parched. My eyes are starved. My heart has run dry. And at the end of the day... Stones bleed for me. Time plays cruel jokes. And I'm forced further down the spiral. My fingers wrap around something with blind desperation -Salvation but this time it lacks substance. at the end of the day... I keep falling. After all my big talk. After my vows of iron will, of stone heart, the wind of the downfall just keeps kissing the back of my head. I insist that you love me. At the end of the day... that's what keeps me going. When the well runs dry. When the dogs run off. When my mind turns to a bitter storm of sand... so many thoughts... of such little con
Naughty Quiz
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
Entry #1
Hello Children, It's been a while since I've had a little heart- to- heart with you boys and girls. The last couple of years have not been kind to yours truly. Much has changed since I've been gone. Nobody appreciates or respects a klown anyomore. That's alright though, children, and I'll tell you why. My absence has allowed me time to reflect, reflect on the past. I think back on all of my greatest achievements. The screaming, the blood, the looks of sheer horror as I claim one kill after another. Then I remember the time the bad men tried to take me away from you boys and girls. They tied me up and put in this dark room where laughing and smiling are forbidden. A place klowns like myself are considered to be a bad influence on other people. You what though children?? Those mean, grumpy, bad people in that dark hole learned to like me. In fact children, after I left, each one of those men wore a big, red, bloody, permanent, ear- to- ear grin. What I don't understand though, boys
She Won Whowo
Best Picks And Skips At The Salad Bar
Salad bars can be diet salvation or junk-food minefields. Here's how to get from one end to the other without detonating an explosion of bad fats, sodium, sugar, and refined carbs. 1. Go dark on greens: Build a vitamin - and fiber-packed foundation by starting with roughly 1 cup of spinach and romaine leaves (for more than half of your daily vitamin A and all of your K, plus some C, folate, two potent vision protectors, and more). Skip'em: Lighter greens tend to offer less nutritionally. Iceberg lettuce, for instance, delivers only about 7% of the A you need, some K and not much else. 2. Go bright on veggies: Next, add about 1 cup of the most colorful crudités - broccoli, carrots, cherry tomatoes, green and red peppers, beets, like that. Ounce for ounce, vibrant veggies give you more fiber, minerals, vitamins, and disease-fighting antioxidants than their paler companions, like celery and cucumbers. Skip'em: Anything coated in mayo or an indefinable dressing, including carrot and
Hurt Lyrics Sung By Johnny Cash
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but I remember everything what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair full of broken thoughts I cannot repair beneath the stains of time the feelings disappear you are someone else I am still right here what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt if I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way This is how I feel today, this song describes my feelings
Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the perso
Tips On How To Stop Smoking
Cigarette smoking, and even smoking cigars or a pipe, is one of the greatest risk factors for a heart attack as well as for stroke, lung cancer, and emphysema. Here are some tips to help you stop smoking: * Set a quit date. Smoking cessation is most successful when it's done "cold turkey," not by slowly reducing the number of cigarettes smoked daily. * Throw them out. Throw away all cigarettes and matches at home, in your car, and at work. Put away, or throw away, ashtrays and lighters. * Share your goal. Tell your family and friends you're quitting and ask for their support. * Avoid triggers. Avoid alcohol, coffee, and other triggers for smoking. * Set a no-smoking policy. Do not allow anyone to smoke in your home or car, and avoid other people when they are smoking. * Get tools. Take advantage of available stop-smoking aids, including nicotine replacements, drug therapy, and counseling. Less than one in 10 smokers is able to quit without s
I Am So Unatainable
I just found out how unattainable I am today(because this is my choice does not mean it is wrong) ,I had 3 conversations today (with guys who i adore deeply)and found out I personally SUCK! (not in my eyes)omg how can you guys put up with a girl like me(WHO knowes what she is and choeses never hides how she feels) .I sensor your thoughts toward me(keep you in mind that we are just friends and we agreed on this) say you are not allowed to discuss subjects(like my sex life or religion if i don't want to or chose too) or ask certain questions(like, Can i have a nude pic because we a re friends ?) .God ,how am I too be a good friend(as i am with you now) when I cant even let you talk to me the way you want too(by crossing a line that we agreed on) .I give(frustrated) I will never tell any one they cant say what they feel toward me(i chose to keep my mouth shut till I cant hold it in any more) .I don't care how mean ,nasty ,perverted just say it(if you valued our friendship you wont cross t
Make Me..
your kisses reign over me your smile lights my heart your touch leaves me wanting your eyes have me drowning your laugh has me smiling your body has me craving take me and lead me to you to kiss and caress dont leave me standing here alone and wanting make me yours make me smile make me laugh take me and do what you will to me make me call your name make me give you my heart
I have went 5 fuckin days without fuckin smokeing and im ready to fuckin kill. thats all.
When You Have A Dream
Ever notice that when you have A Dream,no matter how big or small it is,That the world around you Knows?You don't even have to tell anybody what your dream is,And at the time it seems like that is all there is?Everywhere you go,Every corner you turn,You keep being reminded of that dream that you have?It keeps following you,until you do something about it,Until that dream is fulfilled,I intend to fill my dream.
0 - 200 In Less Than 6 Seconds!
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday.
...can tell I'm naught a goody-goody 'cause I'm rockin' my Adidas 'oodie. Y'may naught see me on the streets at noight, butcha' defin'itly see m'white three stroipes.
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Waterfall Under the waterfall I sit and I feel the water caressing my tender heart. The water is your love so gentle and so real, be we together or be we apart. The soothing water that pours from your soul and takes away all my pain and my sorrow has gotten me reaching for lifes very goal to be with you each and every morrrow. I walk to the waterfall and I drink the heavenly nectar that is your love. I delve in it and then finally sink into the eternity I have been dreaming of.
Round 2
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Why Do I
Hold on? Why do I keep trying when it seems like it's impossible and won't ever change? Why do i have so much love for you after all the hurt? Even thru all that has ever gone on I have always loved you with all my heart. I can't stand not being with you but sometimes i can't stand to be with you. I just want to make you happy and be happy with you but seems like there's nothing i can do that will make you happy. You always put me down and lie and cheat. But i look past that and hope you will change. I wasn't perfect either but I made changes. Why do you feel like the only form of affection you can show me is sexual? And if you can't be sexual and touching me and groping me all the time your not happy and you don't do anything at's like your dead. There's so much more to life and relationships then sex and always having to be sexual. Can't you just see that I wanna be close to you and hold you and you hold me without having to feel like there was expectations? Can't there be s
Ya Emotions...They suck.... Love...Is not a good thing.... Lust....Umm wont go there Relationships....GRRRRRRR..(think that says it) Where are all the good guys at? Are they alive? Where are the guys who want to get to know someone??
Work In Progress
The air is light The scent is clean There’s a rustle It’s so sweet He lays so close I feel his love He wraps his arm around me And pulls me in tight Close to him His skin touches mine I feel his lips on my back So soft Like his love is in his kiss He delivers it I sigh My smile is seen in the dark He can feel it It’s what we have He doesn’t have to see To see He can feel what he is trying to see I run my hand into his Our fingers intertwined There is no place I’d rather be It’s OUR place OUR love OUR life Two Peas in a Pod We go as one WE Are an OUR To US
How Am I Suppose To Let Go..
Day or night you say its me you love... Yet, you set her on a pedestal up above. You tell me how you've been thinking about us. And I see you look her like she's the one you lust. You said its only me and you forever. She laughs and says that will be never. You've repeatedly tell me you're my man. Lately that she's been talking to you, you don't give a damn. You say shes just a friend, But you two flirt constantly like there's no end. You tell me I worry too much, But she's all over your sack how am I not to give a Fuck? Is this a game you're playing with my heart? Because I'd been honest and loved you from the start. If you're going to be real Then tell me what's the damn deal? Tell me which one of us you want more, Is it me or her you truly care for? Do you honestly love me today? Did you mean everything you said yesterday? Tell me now what you desire before its to late. Before I feel trapped…tell me now cuz my heart can no longer wait!
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Fuck Test Response...lmfao (someone Sent This To Me)
> Fuck Test.... You will be surprised on all the results you get...Put the [X] which best suits ur answer....or all that apply... > () mean explain > > 1.Where would we be? > > []My house > []Ur House > []Pool > []Shower > []parents room LOL > OTHER....please explain in (.....kait's house? haha) > > 2.What position? > [x]Doggy Style > [x]Missionary > [x]69 > []OTHER...() > > 3.What would you use?? > [x]chains and whips > []choc. syrup and whip cream > []strawberries and whip cream > []cherries and chocolate > [x]ropes and hand cuffs > OTHER...() > > 4.Lights? > [x]ON > []OFF > > 5.Where would you take me 4 a date before all of this? > ()PLEASE EXPLAIN....... dont have to. > > 6.Givin Face? > [x]Yes > []No > > 7.Gettin some Face? > [x]Yes > []No > > 8.Protection? > [xxxxxxxx]Yes > []No > > 9.Day or Night? > [x]DAY > [x]NIGHT > > 10.What song would we make love to? > ()PLEASE EXPLAIN......who's makin love i just wanna bang you
Entered A Contest...
PLEASE vote for me...i don't usually do this but cuz it's me and my daughter i'm begging anyone to vote for hasn't started yet but i'll be putting the link on here soon...i'd greatly appreciate any help during this time and will hand out as many 11s to anyone who helps that i havent 11ed yet again...thanks for anyone who votes for me and my daughter...we greatly appreciate it

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