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17 Days Yeah
now i only have 17 days until i get off restriction and as soon as i get off at 2359 on the 18th of march i will be going on leave at 0001 on the 19th of march only 2 min. after i'm off and i will be on leave for 18 days so i get some well deserved rest and relaxation yeah

Romance? I Think Not Lol
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received: I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can te

Got Mochatonix®??
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I Need Help
would everyone like to help me please. i want to level up to a 10 to be a dj and own my own lounge. so if you all want please send me some love and help me out. thanks alot for your help and time. it will really mean alot to me.

Bewitching Jewelry - Talismans, Charms, Amulets
Throughout the ages, men and women have used gemstones and crystals in personal ornaments and body decorations as bewitching jewelry. Wearing them as charms, talismans or amulets, they were believed to possess the power to ward off evil spirits (or attract benevolent ones), keep one safe from harm, or to find love. To this day, many people of all ages and from all walks of life believe in the magical power of certain gems and make bewitching jewelry part of their everyday attire.Take pearls, for instance. In the olden days, if a maiden wanted a man to fall in love with her, she would put pearls ground into a fine powder into a glass of wine and somehow get him to drink it. A pretty costly way to catch a man, that method. Nowadays, wearing pearls is believed to enhance one’s inner character and bring about peace and serenity. Gold is another example of bewitching jewelry. Since time immemorial, it has captured the fascination of all people, and is one of the cornerstones of the science

Attention Friends & All
| View Show | Create Your Own C'MON FRIENDS LET'S ALL HELP THE FIREMAN ALL IT TAKES IS 1 RATE ONLY FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS FRIENDS EVEN HELP THEIR FRIENDS ...FRIENDS SO UR TRAPPED BELOW IS THE LINK SO GO!!! > originally posted by Baby

Knockin Boots
Tone Loc) Attention all ladies The Candyman is on the prowl And for those that wanna get busy You gots to speak up now (Candyman) This rhyme, this time Is one of a kind, blowing yo mind Like only the Candyman can Like a heavyweight champion Knockin'em out, another bout without a doubt Once again you can scream and shout When I rock the bells Yell out my name This is what you've been missing Listen to my heart beat, while I'm whispering I know your suffering So sweet a Candyman sweet nothings Hugging and tugging and rubbing Loving it all, having a ball All ya'll girlies next to me Talking sex to me We can't do that yet, but I bet will chill (Candyman telling'em the truth) Will still end up knockin the boots (Chorus) Ooh boy I love you so Never ever ever gonna let you go Once I get my hands on you (Candyman) At each and every show, thers's this groupie Artis knows what she wants to do

Entangled
Entangled Would you protect me if I was lost and disoriented? Would you cry if you saw that I was in misery and would you kiss away all my apprehensions for tonight? I’m faraway and journeying on an avenue that beckons whenever I give away my heart. A decoy to counteract the confidence that I hunger for. It’s a riddle with the past that keeps coming back to enfold me in its arms. Here I am a mirage barren but non-afraid to dog away others anguish. You traverse as a voice inside my heart imprisoned there from the beginning. A stranger in a disembarkment of hallucination I am here to please. Like a willow in a springtime- rivulet breeze you sang to me consummated my soul with no terms. I reached out and together we dedicated the night to extricating the demons in our heart. From this I am an interval in the midnight an entity of habit. While you aroused me complexly and intimate I didn’

How Can You Be So Blind?
why is it that when i try to tell you i dont want to deal with you calling me down anymore, it just gets worse... you bitch! you slut! nobody! i hate it! no wonder i dont love you anymore, and ive found someone else, someone who treats me like a princess... someone who loves me for me... someone who doesnt badmouth me and make me feel like shit every day... you know, i dont love you anymore, youre right... and its nobodys fault but your own... im done listening to your sorry excuses, and taking you back..!

I Wanna Sex You Up!
Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting all night so just let me hold you close to me, 'Cause I've been dyin' for you girl and make love to me. Girl you make me feel real good. We can do it 'til we both wake up. Girl, you know I'm hooked on you, And this is what I'll do... I wanna sex you up. All night. You make me feel real good. I wanna rub you down. I wanna sex you up. Let me take off all your clothes. Disconnect the phone so nobody knows. Let me light a candle, So that we can make it better. Makin' love until we drown. Girl, you know it feels real good. We can do it 'til we both wake up. Girl you know I'm hooked on you. And this is what I'll do. *CHORUS* Make sweet lovin' all night long... (I wanna sex you up) Feels so right it can't be wrong... Don't be shy girl rescue me... (i wanna sex you up) Open up your heart and I'll set you free...

Ancient Jewelry
Jewelry is a broad term that describes any ornamental adornment on the body. It includes toe rings to tiaras and everything in between. Jewelry has been used in every culture throughout history and in many different ways. While in our culture today jewelry serves mostly an aesthetic purpose, jewelry can serve other functions as well. Jewelry is used to represent social or official rank, age, marital status, and tribal affinity. In addition, jewelry serves as emblems of religious, social, and political affiliation. In fact, one of the very first uses of jewelry was to show religious affiliation. The following are the main cultures that began the use of religious jewelry and the common symbols and uses of their jewelry. Egyptian Religious Jewelry Religious jewelry in Ancient Egypt was very symbolic. Some common symbols in Ancient Egyptian religious jewelry include the scarab (beetle), lotus, serpent, falcon, and the eye. The scarab is a symbol for good luck and resurrection while the "

"the Old Rugged Cross"
"The Old Rugged Cross" On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross, The emblem of suffering and shame; And I love that old cross where the dearest and best For a world of lost sinners was slain. [Refrain:] So I'll cherish the old rugged cross, Till my trophies at last I lay down; I will cling to the old rugged cross, And exchange it some day for a crown. To the old rugged cross I will ever be true, It's shame and reproach gladly bear; Then he'll call me some day to my home far away, Where his glory forever I'll share. [Refrain]

Collection Of Jewelry From 1800's Through Mid 1900's
Amsterdam takes a special place in the world of Diamonds. Walking down the streets you will see a lot of Diamond and jewelry stores as well as a lot of places that are locked up with signs saying "guided diamond tours from 2 to 4 PM" .Actually going on some of these tours you'll have a chance to see some fantastic diamonds and you'll have a chance as well to see how they are cut and polished. And if you want to, you can buy them for $4000 to $400,000 each.Amsterdam has a long history relating to diamonds, and has been a major diamond centre since Sephardic Jews introduced the diamond cutting industry in the later 16th century. Nowadays there are about a dozen diamond factories in the city, five of which offer guided tours. The tours are free and are usually conducted 9am to 5pm every day. These are some of the companies offering guided tours:Amsterdam diamonds Amsterdam has a long heritage in the diamonds, and has been a major diamond centre since Sephardic Jews introduced the diamond

Tomorrow Is Friday!!! Yeah!!
Thursday is almost over and Friday will be tomorrow!!! Yeah!!! :D I hope everybody is doing well and I have never forgotten anybody on here Positive thoughts always no matter how frustrated you get at times!! My hopes, prayers and thoughts are with everybody!! May everbody be safe no matter where they are at right now!! :) Take care, Jeremy

Babe Lets Make Love
Babe lets make love I don't wanna screw I don't want a fuck I wanna make love lost in the blankets of each other inner twined around this love until the day i met you there was sex didn't mean a thing but making love is something beautiful and something i only wanna share with you lets make love get away to our place feel every inch of each other i wanna breathe your soul i wanna feel like you're part of me so babe lets make lov ( I Hope it is ok to put Poems on here?)

~ True Love ~
THIS IS WHAT TRUE LOVE IS ALL ABOUT It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation I asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a vic

The Cost Of A Brain
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure and very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask: "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the c

Please Help Me!!
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~ Computer Running Your Life ~
SUBJECT: Update! DATE: 1/20/2006 FROM: hubby@office.com TO: wife@homefront.com Dear Wife....I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email. John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off. Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case

Zen And Wisdom Of Life... Sort Of
ZEN AND WISDOM OF LIFE 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that is the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit

Sitting In San Antonio
high everyone. thank you for all the comments much sugar to all of you.well its thursday and im out of hours,left kingman az.whent to louisville ky.then to decatur il. to lincoln ne. to mccook ne.and down to san antonio tx.so il be sitting here tell saturday.how boring nothing to do here at the TA.some one talk to me.

"i'll Go On Loving You" Alan Jackson
"I'll Go On Loving You" When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

My Last Blog
AFTER ALL WHAT HAPPEN TO ME IN MY LIFE. IM DONE WITH CHERRYTAP. I HAVE BEEN HURT BY ALOT OF PEOPLE THIS YEAR. I AM CONFUSED WITH SOMETHING THAT HAPPEN TODAY. IM NOT ALOUD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. IM MOVING WHERE HE IS. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. HE CANT TALK TO ME AFTER WHAT HAS HAPPENED. THAT HAS PISSED ME OFF. IM NOT MAD AT HIM AS HE PROBLAY THINKS. ITS JUST I DIDNT DO ANYTHING . I JUST LOST THE PERSON THAT ONLY CARE FOR ME. PLEASE COMMENT ON WHAT U THINK.

"it Ends Tonight" All American Rejects
"It Ends Tonight" Your subtleties They strangle me I can't explain myself at all. And all the wants And all the needs All I don't want to need at all. The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone. A weight is lifted On this evening I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight It ends tonight. A falling star Least I fall alone. I can't explain what you can't explain. You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone. A weight is lifted On this evening I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when you're blind It's better that I see it through your eyes Al

Citizenship Test
Remember the Alamo Very interesting questions. How well would you do if you took the citizenship test. Try this out - educational and fun. 24 out of 30 is considered a passing grade. Supposedly 96% of all High School seniors FAILED this test...AND if that's not bad enough, 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too!!, and we WONDER why America 's in the shape she's in? Go to the link below. Take the test and be surprised at what we don't know. Citizenship Test

"bodies" Drowning Pool
"Bodies" Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Skin against skin blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor

~ Redneck ? ~
We have enjoyed all the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values their home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart

"tear Away" Drowning Pool
"Tear Away" I'm tearing away Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay You run away Faster and faster you can't seem to get away Break Hope there's a reason For questions unanswered I just don't see everything Yes I'm inside you Tell me how does it feel to feel like this Just like I do I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone Do I really want this Sometimes I scare myself I just can't let it go Can you believe it Everything happens for reasons I just don't know I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone or anything but me God damn I love me I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone or anything I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone

Rebirth Of My Other Profile
I was Born in 1849 in North Carolina,I had a Twin brother,he was deheaded, shortly after,we were transform'd into the Walking Dead.Prior to being Satans Spawn. We fought Bravely for the South.I had a Vision I new we couldn't win.The Yanks just Kept on coming.We'ed Kill 5 an 15 would take there place.We were Bushwac trying to get back to our Regiment.There were 5 of us.My Brother an I an 3 other Confederates.The 3 others were shot up pretty bad.We had no water an no food.As the others lay dieing we made our pact.When they Slept,we drank their blood.My brother an I were stark Crazy Mad.1 died, we ate his flesh.It was nasty,sometimes I feel I can still taste that rotten stinky flesh,it permeanted our nostrils.Then another died,we cut him open to use his stomache for a water bag.Then Jeb held the other dieing man down.I open'd him up had his heart pump the last of his blood into the stomache bag.Then he Dies.The yanks had moved on,they left 1/2 dozen men to finally flush us out.I pulled th

When You Look At Me.....
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME When you look at me, what do you see Do you see my inner beauty, My compassion or wit Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more When you look at me, what do you see My twinkling eyes, my smile, My love for reading Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more When you look at me, what do you see My passion for music, My glee for cooking, my love of animals Or do you see that I'm fat and nothing more If all you see is my fat, Then aren't you missing out, On knowing the wonderful person inside? When you look at me, what do you want to see?

Music , Band ,life
i miss being around music ..so i want to start another band ... any one up ? i havent fucking played in forever so i need to work alot but i have a shitload of songs and lyrics and shit so anyone itching for hanging out being silly and fucking playing tunes hit my ass up

Oh Man!
the episode of the cosby show where raven symone first appeared is on right now! she was the most adorable little girl ever! gosh! it just makes me want to hug her sooo much haha she was 3 1/2....so great. i love this show. bill cosby is the best.

Taking A Break
I got a few "where are your pics" messages. I'm just going to take a few days.. concentrate on work.. plus David will be here this weekend.. and also concentrate on myself and what I need. Over the last couple months, I've been going back into my "cave" and hidin a lot. I wouldn't say I am sad... it has more a feeling of being lost. I have friends that I have chatted with for years asking where I am and what is wrong. I get in those thinking moods and I keep my conversations to just a few people. So what do I think about? Life.. love... work.. the usual stuff. And I think a bit about who I am and whether I am really accomplishing anything. I wonder if the changes I have gone through have made me a better person.. a better friend. It hasn't helped being at home so much. Working at home really isn't as perfect as you might think. My ankle swells and hurts like H### if I go out and do much, so I stay home.. and sit in front of the computer day and night. I just need a fe

Me
1. Full Name: Cecil Woodhouse, the 3rd. I'm not letting you know my real identity you idiot. 2. Birthplace: My mommy, where at? The Hospital, the place where people who weren't hatched come from, the state? Welcome to Nebraska, set your clocks back 20 years... 3. Nicknames: Menks, T-Money, T-ROY, T-Mac, Hollywood, Pimp Shit, Jesus 4. Sex: As much as possible, what sex am I? Male, but that wasn't the question the question was sex. 5. Siblings: half sister, and a step sister 6. School: HA HA HA HA, but in Amsterdam I plan on opening my strip club entitled "Troy's Toys" 7. Birthday: Feb 8th, the month of love 8. Age: 25 9. Favorite color: um i dunno, prolly the shades of blue...eh! 10. Favorite color bra: um black silk lace ones, on a girl? I prefer they wear nothing. THE NON EXISTENT ONES 11. Vanilla or Regular Chocolate: WTF is regular chocolate? but i like white, i mean vanilla 12. Favorite food: it's so spag and meatballs...yum yum! and i like cottage cheese 13.

~ The Final Inspection ~
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place fo

A Segment From A Book I Was Writing...
He begins to tremble and shake with a violent twist but with a seemingly steady left hand, while attempting to cut quickly and with as little of pain as possible. His wrists still not ready for the contact of the razor sharp edge of razorblade. As his wrists prepare, but prepare too late, the flesh peels open, exposing the ravishing live pink flesh underneath. The blood now a bold red, in color laughs as it seeps into the surrounding skin and spills over his wound and over his now numbing arm, dripping to the floor tiles. The blood crawls like a snake through the cracks in the floor tiles. A flashback of his past few weeks come back to him and hit him hard. He doesn't want to recall every heart aching moment he had brought himself to suffer through, but it insists on repeating and seeping through the back of his young and ruthless mind. When a young woman with beauty and visible enthusiasm chooses to become friends with this young man. One that is extremely unfathomable, that p

Hurt
I am soo hurt and sooo upset right now..I really dont know what to say...im in tears..i hate this..i hate feeling like a total jackass.... i just wanna punch a wall... im going to drink my fucking face off and just pass out.. screw my plans i had tonight..i dont care anymore. I always fuck up with people i love and care about.. what is it about me?...why does me wanting people happy have to turn out SO FUCKING WRONG?

Who's Going To Join Me?
I'm heading for home here in a few minutes. We have gymnastics class at 6 and then I will be hopping on this place to share a few beers with my cherry peeps! (for real beers, not virtual beers. lol) I most likely will be hangin here! http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5817 So meet me at 7! XOXOXO BeerQueen

Words Of Advice As I Hit The Road Yet Again....
I took a much needed break yesterday into today, and hopped online to check out my closest CT people, and say hello and thank you to any new people I meet. And I did have a couple great convos and I do appreciate that. However, I have seen sooooo many bulletins and what-not just spoutin' and spreadin' BS. Now everybody goes on and on about all this hate, and how they're gettin' low ratings and mean comments, hell some of em are gettin' death threats!! (Gettin' killed via Cherry Tap...I'm sorry, that's some funny shit LOL). And honestly, we all have to be realistic and just get our priorities in order. First of all, YOU WILL NOT GET EVERYBODY TO LIKE, LUST, OR LOVE YOU!! Second, SPREADING BULLETINS AROUND ABOUT YOUR ENEMIES JUST GIVES THEM THE SPOTLIGHT AND REACTION THEY WANTED FROM YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! Now isn't the job of a hater to hate? Instead of whining and crying about these one or two people, concentrate and shine the spotlight on the ones who are showin' you luv!!!

~ 7 Gifts That Multiply Happiness ~
"Come through for others and they will come through for you." Denis Waitley ************************************************* 7 Gifts that Multiply Happiness by Steve Brunkhorst Did you know that there are gifts that will multiply your happiness when you give them away? Here are seven of those gifts. Giving these gifts will allow you to share with others your most unique treasure: your authentic self. Each gift will return to you many times. As you read about each of these gifts, think about ways that you could share that gift with someone today. 1. Share appreciation Tell someone how much you appreciate the faith they've shown in you. Thank them sincerely for being part of your life. Tell them how much they are needed. Feeling appreciated is one of the most important needs that people have. When you share with someone your appreciation and gratitude, they will not forget you. Appreciation will return to you many times. 2. Share time Balance your ti

You've Never Heard A Flight Announcement Like This!!!
I stole this from a messageboard I visit...Funny as hell, lol... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wouldn't you love to have this attendant on your next flight Thanks to a retired Delta Captain for sending this "paraphrase" of a memorable safety PA (public announcement)from their Flight Attendants. In his own words.... "I was flying to San Francisco from Seattle this weekend, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the heck?" (Getting Seattle people to look at each other is an accomplishment.) So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it." (BEFORE TAKEOFF) Hello and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you're going to San Francisco, you're in the right place. If you're not going to San Francisco, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important saf

2 Days!
Then I'll be ripping it up in the Alps I expect the 2 people who read these things to send all the love in the world my way, so when I return i know who does then I'll buy a ticket and come right on round xx

A Bit Of Info.....
WATER & WINE EDUCATION > It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichi coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. So, it is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.

I Want To Know
Subject OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... Body: OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know every thing about each other. You are obviously on my list, let me know with whom I am friends! It's really easy, JUST HIT REPLY....thanks! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Colour: 6. Favorite Music: 7. Sweet or Mischievous: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? 2. Why did you add me? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me that I had a right to know? n 5. Rate yourself out of 10 as a person and explain why? 6. Would you give me the kiss of life if I was pretending 2 die? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me if I was sick? 9. What do I

Rob Zombie's Halloween
After years of waiting, a new Halloween movie is coming out. Not everyone cares about it but some people like the movie series. Anyways, for the people interested, this movie is scheduled for release August 31, 2007. It is a re-imaging not a remake (there is a difference) of John Carpenter's Halloween, my favorite horror movie. You can read a quick plot summary for the movie on my page as well as see a partial cast list as well as see the first two images of the man himself Michael Myers in costume. Comment your thoughts here about what you think about this new move for the Halloween franchise.

Mmm Yes I Do Dom, But No.....
After talking about the therapy service I offer I was asked if I fuck my subs. The answer is sinply no. Since I do charge a min fee of 100 bucks per session I can't sleep with my clients. So if you are a sub with cash burning a hole, I am accepting clients, but don't expect this Mystress to fuck you. At least not on the clock. BTW the interview fee is a cherry blast.

Jasper And Uncooked Yeast Rolls
Jasper and The Uncooked Yeast Rolls We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will only sleep on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this is a bad case of no discipline, I should tell youthat Perry and I tried every means to break him of this habit including locking him in a separate bedroom for several nights. The new door cost over $200. But I digress. Five weeks ago we began remodeling our house. Although the cost of the project is downright obnoxious, it was 20 years overdue AND it got me out of cooking Thanksgiving dinner for family, extended family an

New One;-)
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

My First Entry !!! - Africa & The N Word
This is going to be long..doubtful anyone will read this...but I'm doing this, more so for me, than for anyone else. I already have a Yahoo 360 Blog. But I just felt like putting some General Bullshit into here as well. My Yahoo 360 Blog is like the antithesis of dearth. There is so much bullshit in there that you could get lost in it. Anyway, There was someone's blog, on Yahoo, that I was reading, about a week ago...he posted an entry about "The N word." Now, he didnt write the article, itself. He had found it somewhere on the web and had posted it to his site. I saw, what I thought to be a few inaccuracies in the article and decided to point them out. Really, my only problem with the whole post, just stemmed from some historical distortions. Which was a paragraph, at best. So, I decided to comment on his page with some of my own opinions, concerning his post. I suppose I should Just copy and paste the article in here first...and then after that..I'll paste my own

The Color Of My Heart
You scored as Yellow. Your heart is yellow. You are very fun loving and you\'re the life and soul of the party. Some people may call you childish, but they\'re boring fuckers and should be shot! Be happy to be happy and don\'t change for anyone. Oh wow, I\'m very proud of you *sniffles*. This is my first quiz so bite me...Yellow100%Pink100%Blue86%Purple43%Red36%Orange36%Black21%Green21%White14%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

Racing, 4x4
Yes the first race for Team Ballzout Motorsports season is coming up. We are pumped and ready to go Ballzout. Get out to one of the events and see the next great motorsports legend. YOu will see great hill climbs,rock crawls, carnage, and roll overs. CHeck out my racing pics for last years footage.

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: like to try bothHow often do you like to have sex?: as much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: sex?! NO! orgasim YES! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: neverHow do you feel about one night stands?: that would be hot, but never done itHow many one night stands have you had?: noneWhat's your favorite position?: hmmm doggie/69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: where everDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeaHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: hmmmmmmDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes, loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud is goodDoes size ma

What Tarot Card Are You
You Are Death You symbolize the end, which can be frightening. But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul. You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life. Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be. Your fortune: Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself. Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of. But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them. Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

God Is Like
GOD IS LIKE COKE.HE IS THE REAL THING. GOD IS LIKE GENERAL ELECTRIC.HE LIGHTS YOUR PATH. GOD IS LIKE BAYER ASPIRIN.HE WORKS WONDERS. GOD IS LIKE HALLMARK CARDS.HE CARES ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST. GOD IS LIKE TIDE.HE GETS THE STAINS OUT THAT OTHERS LEAVE BEHIND. GOD IS LIKE V05 HAIRSPRAY.HE HOLDS THROUGH ALL KINDS OF WEATHER. GOD IS LIKE DIAL SOAP.ARE'NT YOU GLAD YOU KNOW HIM?DON'T YOU WISH EVERYONE DID? GOD IS LIKE SEARS.HE HAS EVERYTHING. GOD IS LIKE ALKA SELTZER.TRY HIM,YOU'LL LIKE HIM. GOD IS LIKE SCOTCH TAPE.YOU CAN'T SEE HIM,BUT YOU KNOW HE'S THERE.

Players :(
I hate Players, guys who think women are easy targets, plays on their emotions... well you know what, love sucks!!! I think we should start acting like the men and go from one to the other...Like a tissue in a box one comes after another or Next!!

Post By Drill/ Semper Fi Salute To A Fallen Comrade! Please Read!
Thank you Semo_MCDad from MarineParents.com for allowing us to use this wonderful example of the meaning of Semper Fidelis you have written. Last Sunday as my son prepared to return to his MOS school from liberty an old WWII Marine friend of mine asked us to follow him to the final resting place of a young Marine who lost his life in Iraq. This young man had two great loves. The Marines and Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Both are remembered on his stone. I want to tell you about it. It is a beautiful black granite stone. On the front is the young Marines dress blues picture engraved into the stone with startling detail. To the left of the picture is the EGA, the symbol of the Marines, with USMC engraved beneath it. To the right is a full rendition of this young Marines H-D Heritage Softail, with Harley etched into the stone beneath it. Along the face of the stones foundation 'Do not grieve for me, for now I am free, I am following the path God laid for me'. On the back of the ston

Eerie
This is freaky, interesting and scary all in one! Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this! VERY INTERESTING - 1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6 Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive i

No Clue
O.K. people I am 30years old and I have only had 2 girl friends. Now I am noe a 30 y/o virgen I played the game and punt the ball a frew time that about it. I have even broken the rules a frew time but I have never hai a home run. I have become one of the worse player on the field if you call me a player I dont thank I am even that. The way my lucis going I will probley be a 60 year old virgen if nothing happen and I am not paying for a pinch hitter. I woul like someing more yet nothing. My eyes are beganing to hurt so I will end this for now But know this I am one stupit dog when It come to woman They look at me I look at them and never say a word I duck my head and tell down and walk away I have no clue when some one would like to get to know you or when they wonte you to leave them alone so I treat you all the same. I walk away no question aske I have no clue. Mabye I should go back into that little hole I climed out of and leave every one alone. Well I have to go I would

Contest
this is just a repeat for all of my friends i am entered n a morph contest starting tomorrow at 2:30 and as most of you know i wont be here to get the link and stuff so when i return i will put all the info ina blog and hopefully my friends will vote for me and comment bomb me it will be most appreciated...so when i return i will get the info thanks so much

Do You Hold A Grudge
You Sometimes Hold a Grudge You aren't exactly vengeful, but you're not going to forget when someone wrongs you. And while you'll forgive the small things, you don't hand out too many second chances to people who really screw up. Do You Hold a Grudge?

Two Weeks & Counting Till March Madness
Good afternoon/evening everyone. Well we are two weeks & counting to the start of March Madness & hope everyone is pumped up as I am. There are some definitely interesting scenarios going into the conference tournaments which started Tuesday night with the Big South, Horizon, & Ohio Valley tournaments. Who will make the tournament this year? And who will have to settle for the NIT? Will teams like Ohio State, UCLA, Florida, or North Carolina receive #1 bids? Or will Kansas, Texas A&M, Wisconsin, or Memphis take a spot or two? And where will Syracuse end up?? Anything is possible. The webpage for this year is almost complete other than to place the teams into the brackets & to fill out a few remaining items. You may also get the info at my webpage: www.geocities.com/ncaapool2007 Feel free to look around & check things out. The main page will connect you to the rules of the pool, provides you with a blank bracket (for those who like to write down their picks), some history of pre

Ahh.....payback
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant." The artist replied, "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "but my health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b*tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry." Blessed are the cracked; For they let in the light. Gwendolyn Johnson Coming to you from Brooklyn

Lets See
HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as hell (4) hot as fuck (5) fine as fuck (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib and fuck (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) id fuck you....twice reply back to the person with the # or #'s

Ive Reached My Favorite Level!!
Thanks to all my wonderful friends and fans I am now officially a P-I-M-P!! hehe just what i always wanted to be!! I just wanted to say thanks to everybody, not just to help me level but becuz i have some pretty fantastic friends on here!! I luv ya all....if theres anything i can do for ya let me know....ill do my best!! Have a fantastic dayyy!! Say hi anytime.... luvz ya ~PRINCESS CINDY hehe

There Are Times
Theres times when I am happy and theres times when I am sad. Theres times when I am good and theres times when I am bad. Theres times when I will laught and there are times when I will cry. Theres times I'll want to live and there are times I'll want to die. Theres times when I will reminisce and there are times when I'll let go. Theres times when I will hide inside and there are times my heart will show. There are times when I look in the mirror and Im beginning to be happy with me. There were times when I couldnt stand myself but the bad feelings are finally set free.

God Wanted Me To Tell You
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, " they will not" succeed . You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2006), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted . If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today .

My Eyes Revealed
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Diamond Eyes83%Mysterious67%Eyes full of Pain25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Another Freestyle Without Really Thinking
Life is so short and we fail to see the meaning of being free. It means everything to me. Its how I want to be. A choice was given to live or die I choose life and this is why. I dont want to die or make my loved ones cry. I cant give up, I will go on. Im finding that I am that strong. My road and journey has been so long. But I would rather live right instead of wrong. Ive made mistakes and payed the cost. See I have had my freedom lost. Prison guards became my boss. Thats the path that I want off. Me and life go hand in hand. I wont give up even though I can. I know now that Im a better man. I have the strength to finally stand. Its been a road of ups and downs and still i have true friends around. No longer do i feel like the clown who painted his smile into a frown. My frown has turned the other way and today I know I will be okay. I can back up what I say. Today is a day

Hi All
Hi all...How is everyone doing? It's so hard to keep up with everyone. so, just wanted to say hi and showin sum love. By the way check out my profile..got a slide show u can join on with your pic and place and also a message thingy, where you can leave me a message. Well, take care everyone and hope to hear from all of you soon...love ya cherries

Chapter Three
THREE I was small growing up. Kind of odd for a kid who weighed over eight and a half pounds at birth, but then again, stranger things have happened. I was shorter than most of the boys in my class (I didn’t start putting on any real height until my junior year) but there are a couple of good reasons for that. Well, at least one good reason. I started school in the state of Florida, and at that time, Florida allowed children to start kindergarten a year earlier than almost any other state in the country. That’s why I was two years older than Marc, but three grades ahead of him. That was something that always ticked him off. So, in Mississippi, I was a full year younger than all of the other boys in my grade. This meant that I was smaller as well. I was skinny, too. I still am. Not thin. Not un-fat. But skinny. All through school, especially high school, I heard all of the jokes. “You’re so skinny that…” “…You have to run around in the shower to get wet…” “…You have to stand in the

On Love
On Love An excerpt from "The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran Then said Almitra, Speak to us of Love. And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said: When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself. He threshes you to make you naked. He sifts you to free you from your husks. He grinds you to whiteness. He kneads you u

Eye Test
You scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.Diamond Eyes67%Passion50%Mysterious33%Eyes full of Pain33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Jesus's Resume!
The Resume of Jesus Christ ------------------------------------ Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus Hello. My name is Jesus Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications · I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) · I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) · I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) · I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) · The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background · I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). · I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. · My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

The Answer? Key
I have a key on my ring that does not unlock anything. It is to a house my friend used to live in. Even though I can’t use it anymore, I still keep it next to my house key. It is right where it has always been. I just feel better knowing it is there. Just a memento of something I like to remember, and could not possibly forget. I find myself holding it at times, and just rubbing my finger on it at others. I don’t believe it has any magic powers, or even that it is a link to any one thing, I just know I like that I still have it. I never really used it much. She had my key too, and I have no idea if that meant anything at all to her, but I recall a smile the day I gave it to her. I know that when members of the opposite sex exchange the right to enter each other’s domiciles, it is kind of a big deal. I just saw it as something that made sense. We never dated or anything, we just were allowed to go inside one another’s homes when we felt like it. Made it easier to give back the CD’s and

Pleasure By Mouth...
The hotel room is dark and your breathing so deep and regular. My heart is still fluttering remembering how you have made love to my body. The touch of your hand brings such pleasure. The feel of your mouth on mine is so real. My lips tingle with the memory. I love that you are curved against my back. The heat of your hand is making my nipple hard. Your fingers and mouth did such a good job keeping them that way. But it was your teeth that brought forth the orgasm. The look of surprise on your face when that happened. If I close my eyes I can see it. The flash of passion made your eyes so dark. I smile as I remember telling you that that would happen... I gently turn in your arms. And as I do, you roll to your back. Your arm is still so protective of me. I feel that way with you. Protected... but now it is my turn to return the favor you have given me. My fingers test your awareness. I slowly run them down your chest. You murmur but don't wake. That pleases me! My fingers con

Natural Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

~ Good News Never Told ~
Good News From Iraq ROSEMARY GOUDREAU Editorial Page Editor Published: Aug 21, 2005 Media Consumers Demand Broader Coverage Despite The Danger Comment on the war coverage Multimedia report The e-mail pops into my computer once a month or so, painting a picture of great progress in Iraq. It represents the good news we all want to hear. Did you know that 3,100 schools have been renovated, that the Iraqi Police Service has trained and equipped 55,000 police officers or that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004? The e-mail accuses the mainstream media of ignoring the good news in Iraq. ``I AM ASHAMED OF Democrats and media elite WHO WOULD RATHER SEE TERRORISM SUCCEED THAN A PRESIDENT NOT OF THEIR CHOOSING SEEM TO GET CREDIT. ``Pass it on!'' AP newsman Edward Harris walks through the rubble in Fallujah, Iraq, after a U.S. military attack to defeat Iraqi insurgents. Harris was embedded with the U.S. Marines on the mission. Photo courtesy of AFP/P

I Wanna Know
Date: Mar 1, 2007 12:20 PM Subject OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... Body: OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know every thing about each other. You are obviously on my list, let me know with whom I am friends! It's really easy, JUST HIT REPLY....thanks! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Colour: 6. Favorite Music: 7. Sweet or Mischievous: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? 2. Why did you add me? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me that I had a right to know? n 5. Rate yourself out of 10 as a person and explain why? 6. Would you give me the kiss of life if I was pretending 2 die? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me i

Bah Humbug!!!
HI ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING OK .. THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HARD FOR ME .. IM LOSING MY BEST FRIEND........MY SHAR PEI CHANCEY IS VERY SICK....... SHE WILL LEAVE ME KNOWING HOW MUCH I HAVE LOVED HER...AND WILL MISS HER SO MUCH... SHE WILL JOIN CHELSEA MY OTHER SHAR PEI THAT HAS ALREADY PASSED.....ITS JUST BEEN A VERY SAD WEEK FOR ME...... AND I MISS HER ALREADY AND WILL FOR EVER........ BY ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS........ LUVS TO ALL

Hey Were Lookin For Someone Who Wants To Have Some Fun.everyone Welcome
hey everybody.were a married couple lookin to have some fun.trying new things.were looking for someone o rmore than one person who wants to exchange erotic pics,emails,videos,etc...well pretty much do any pose for ya.as long as youll return the favor.everyone is very welcome and looks dont matter.big or small...etc...well just let us know...check out our pics that are already on here and if ya like what ya see let us know please everybody repost this for all to see.....

Poem For The Web
What am I doing here on the Net Communicating with people I`ve never met? Always so proud to be Low-Tech No micro-wave or T.V. set. But they say the internet is the place to be in the 21st Century. Surfing the cyber-highway of information I look for knowledge I can use to aid the Transformation of War to Peace and Hate to Love That is what I'm dreaming of. Named my computer after Stephen Hawking I'm carefully but quickly stalking to get the skinny, the real live dope on how to connect with Love and Hope. Speeding along I find so much more than I ever dreamed. The World better than it seems in the Daily News and man`s wicked schemes. Happily I surf along and often times I find a song.

Chapters One And Two
LEARNING TO FALL By Brian T. Jackson This book is a work of fiction. All characters and events described herein are fictitious, and are products of the author’s imagination. Nothing described within these pages should be considered in any fashion to be true or factual. All opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author, and not necessarily that of any other person, institution, organization, or government. Copyright © 2007 Brian T. Jackson. All rights reserved. ONE Throughout the course of my life I’ve done some very bad things. I won’t get into a list; I wouldn’t know how to begin to number it, but I will admit that I’ve done bad things, and I’m going to write about them. You’re going to read about alcoholism, drug use, and violence. Things that are considered bad in most civilized societies. That doesn’t make me a bad person though. Not at all. It doesn’t make me a bad man. What does it make me? Human. It makes me human.

Wants
I want a man that every guy wants to be just because he's with me. I want to be that woman that every girl wants to be just because of the man I am with. I want to be apart of the couple that everybody wants to be. I want a man who knows he can't find anybody better. I want a man who's best for me and I can't do any better. I want the man who will treat Bryson like his own child. I want a man that can be a father figure and a good male role model for him. I want a man who wants the whole package, faults and all. By Abigail AkA BlondeAquarius

Your Touch
Our bodies meeting, And our bodies greeting reacting to the slightest nudge, the slightest kiss only you can do this you can make my blood flow make my heart race moving in a slow pace keeping the rhythm inside in your mind you're thinking while my love is sinking deeper and deeper in your soul "is this for real? this feeling that I feel... that takes my breath away..." among the heat and every heartbeat you sigh in relaxation "and now you see what you do to me after every slight touch..."

3 Roses (don't Kill The Messenger...i Just Post Them!!)
Subject: 3 Roses A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose & flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret & the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the Dr. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality & that the 1st rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The 2nd rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery & empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the 3rd rose?" she asked. "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

There Are Times
The only time I get like this is when I see unfair things and I am just a little sore that I was up all night long, and watched 10 people nail that page time after time, I was going to be happy with third but then it became personal I should say that I am sorry to Blood N Gore my last blog was an attack on him and that was not fair he is a friend of mine if he reads this I hope he expects my apologizes... Im so stressed today and I took my crap out on this contest I'm not like that really so read the other post with a grain of salt whatever happens I will walk away knowing that I make a good morph for the others my friends I want to be in the mafia and I will continue to help other on their contest no matter what ..peace.

~ The Good Going On In Iraq ~
The Good Going on in Iraq [COMMENT: The American media is unwilling to post the truth about events in Iraq. I do not know whether the new Iraq constitution will succeed, but I do know that the media is morally bound to give an honest report. The fact that the media report is almost identical everywhere is not a testimony to the truth of the matter, but more to the fact that the media outlets are owned by a very small group of like-minded persons. On the other hand, there is a big difference between supporting our troops and supporting the decisions of politicians which send troops into harm's way. It is not unpatriotic to disagree with "Bush's war", and it is not demeaning in the least to our troops to so disagree. We must keep those two issues separate. The valid issue below is honest reporting by the media. And, for sure, we do not have that. E. Fox] ALERT: What is the "mainstream media" telling us about the situation in Iraq? What d

Do You Dare
1 question. 1 chance. 1 answer. 100%honest-. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) ANY 1 question Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I'll answer it honestly. You cant tell ANYONE what you asked me and what my answer was. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you and in return i get to ask a question of you and you are bound by the same honesty....zz..

So I'm Human...so What?!?!
so yeah...maybe I can't just walk away no matter what claims I make to the contrary...maybe I just care too damn much...and it'll be the downfall of me...or maybe people will take a look...and see the fact that I care...and maybe then I won't be crucified every time I try to help...if I didn't give a shit I wouldn't look...I wouldn't even try...and no...before you even try to say it...I don't enjoy anyone's grief...look at my life and everything I've been through over the years...do you really think that after the hell I've been through I'd enjoy anyone else's?

The Rainbow
The Rainbow by D.H. Lawrence "...she saw the dun atmosphere over the blackened hills opposite, the dark blotches of houses, slate roofed and amorphous, the old church-tower standing up in hideous obsoleteness above raw new houses on the crest of the hill, the amorphous, brittle, hard edged new houses advancing from Beldover to meet the corrupt new houses from Lethley, the houses of Lethley advancing to mix with the houses of Hainor, a dry, brittle, terrible corruption spreading over the face of the land, and she was sick with nausea so deep that she perished as she sat. And then, in the blowing clouds, she saw a band of faint iridescence colouring in faint colours a portion of the hill. And forgetting startled, she looked for the hovering colour and saw a rainbow forming itself. In one place it gleamed fiercely, and, her heart anguished with hope, she sought the shadow of iris where the bow should be. Steadily the colour gathered, myster

I Will Fight This Trifling B*tch...
There is one specific person at my job, that I would just like to BEAT DOWN. Funny thing is, we used to be close. I dont even know what happened, but we dont even speak anymore. But when I'm asking you a simple question, dont look at me like I have five heads and give me some trite answer. I will beat you. Seriously, some b*tches just need to get f*cked up.

Sexy Lingerie Contest
I'LL BE HOSTING A CONTEST FOR BEST LINGEREE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN, SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE SAYING SO AND ILL USE THE LINGEREE PIC THAT YOU STATE YOU WANT TO USE. THE CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE ATLEAST 10 CONTESTANTS. THE PIC HAS TO BE SAFE FOR WORK. PICK WHAT PRIZE YOU ARE GOING TO GO FOR AND LET ME KNOW. YOU CAN EITHER RECIEVE THE PRIZE OR GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. YOUR CHOICE. PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 10,000 COMMENTS = A PORSCHE 9,000 COMMENTS = A COREVETTE 4,500 COMMENTS = A MOTORCYCLE LET ME KNOW WHAT PICK WHAT GIFT YOU WANT TO GO FOR. HERES MY LINK TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME. GOOD LUCK.

~ The Good News From Iraq ~
November 01, 2004, 8:26 a.m. The Good News from Iraq Why don’t we see more of it? To fill the gap left by the al Qaqaa munitions story that was preempted by the New York Times, 60 Minutes ran a feature Sunday night on the travails of our fighting forces in Iraq. It portrayed an under-equipped military placed in danger by flawed policies and politicians more interested in pork than protecting our troops. It was typical of that kind of story, chiefly anecdotal and drawing conclusions out of proportion to the particulars presented. I keep waiting for some fact-based stories on the up-armored M1114 Humvee. There are currently 5,100 operational in Iraq with 724 more en route. This is in addition to the 8,700 armor kits (CBS referred to these as "so-called 'add-on armor' kits") sent to Iraq to upgrade standard Humvees. But most stories make it sound like our guys are all riding around in pickup trucks. Or take, for example, the notion that we are sending out troops without body armo

Do This For Me Please!!
I am asking all my friends to please repost my sticky bulletin for me even if you do not want in!!! I will give anyone who reposts it a little gift!! Just let me know in a private message that you did so and I will give you sometning nice!!

You Have A Friend
You Have A Friend No one in this whole wide world Is without a friend you know. A friend who watches over you Wherever you may go. You think you are all alone, You cry and wonder why. Just stop! You have a friend Who watches from on high. He knows each care and burden, Each little pain and woe. He knows everything about you, He is your friend, you know. So take Him as your Saviour Let him into your heart He'll walk beside you, ever guide you, And ne'er from you depart

Five Minutes For Peace
Five Minutes For Peace May traffic stop, work suspend, communication cease. For five minutes may the only human noise be the sound of lives being saved. Let us all come together, for this one moment, in silent hope and prayer. Five minutes realizing that despite our titles, our blood runs as red as a beggar on a corner, as a madman in an institution, as a prophet's, as a king's. We all feel pain, fear, confusion, anger and frustration. It is only what we feed each other that tips the balance of fault and fairness. We have all been prisoners of our pride, selfishness, and illusion. We all have, at times, allowed these ailments to lead us astray. We all know what it means to be lost, to be frightened. Yet we, are all also bearers of truth, of love, of compassion and understanding. Five minutes of silence on behalf of everyone who truly wants nothing more than food, shelter, honest rewards for honest work, and to care for that which they love. Five minutes of pr

I Am Not Going To Lethim Get To Me
AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I AM HAVEING TROUBLE WITH THIS LITTLE CANADIAN BOY ON HERE BY THE NAME OF DARYL HE WANTS TO START SHIT WITH ME WELL I AM NOT GOING TO LET HIM GET TO ME I AM BETTER THEN THAT. I WILL NEVER STOOP TO HIS LEVEL.I AM HOPEING THAT WAHTEVER FRIEND'S OF MINE ON HERE WILL JUST IGNORE HIM AND HIS FAMILY TOO.

Kids...
OH MY GOD!!!! ok, we were at burger king, tash was playing in the play place, and this little girl pushed her, and told her she couldn't play w/ them (them being this little girl and her little friends) for one this girl's mom got into her and apologized, cuz as you can imagine, her mom was horrified... then my precious little angel tells her "You're mean, AND fat." And walks off and plays with her sister. I was like OH MY GOD!!!! I could get onto her. Her feelings were hurt and she was defending herself... It was so fucking funny. I about laughed my ass off!!! Then at home Tash told me that little girl hurt her feelings, and I told her to ignore mean little girls, that she was a beautiful angel, and mean little girls that that shouldn't bother her... But OH i felt SO bad!!! Then Tash said "Her mommy put her in charge" And i said "Well, not over you sweetie" And tash asked "Can I be in charge tomorrow?" So, I was "Oh of course sweetie, you can be in charge tomorrow..." And Tash smiled

Searching Belgium People
this is a blog for Belgium people all over the world to get to know each other. So if you are from Belgium or you know someone from Belgium, you tell them over this blog. So Guys and girls from our little country say something. This is a place where you can say evrything you like and ofcourse you can say it in flamish to. It is nice to meet you all. greetings Koen

Circumsized
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." KIDS - DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???

Day 3 Of A Very Long Road Ahead
Okay so here we are its day 3..... Not too many tears at least, should probably be day 4 but it is only day 3 because my ex had to wait a whole other day to tell me there was no chance in hell of us ever being back together. I am not doing too badly like i said, i've had the occational tear moment but for the most part i think i am coping okay... I wish i knew why the fuck mike has wedding bells up, that is so not helping my situation at all. It is actaully making me not want to even log into CT till they are gone because looking at them makes me hurt. I still have not picked up the phone or bothered to text message my ex. I've been attempting to be busy with duties and some sort of attempt at friends but it is not going the way i wish it was. Cleaned out supply just to re-do everything just to keep my mind occupied for a point in time, nearly done and my mind is exactly where it shouldnt be. I prayed to god last night, to show me the road i am suppost to take, and to

In A Writing Mood... And I Need To Bitch...
So... I do not believe philosophy can live with a world full of technology. Why do I feel this way? Cuz I'm a pessimist. (SP?) LOL. Here it goes, got the keyboard on the lap, ready to rant like a lunitic. We have stupified ourselves to the point of no return... Look at all of us, how can any of us have a real thought when all we can do is sit on cherrytap waiting for someone to put up another pornographic picture of themselves so we can rate it. The whole lot of us... We have dumbed ourselves down, watching television, thinking we are watching news, but we arent watching shit! Last night, while watching american idol, I saw a commercial of what was to come on the news, Fucken shit man!!!!!! WTF??? Why would our local news put American Idol on as thier top story??? You dumb son of a bitches. (not you, the media) That is NOT news... Did you know that there was a study done about television watching, and it has been proved that when a person is watching tv, thier brain completly s

Souls
As I sit down and let my mind roam free I think of all this drama that flows within me As an Aquarian, Sex is not an issue, its not needed But this Aquarian heart need some love to keep it beatin' See, loyalty, comes with this thing we call trust Along with communication, It can beat any kind of lust Love is a heavy word to hold on your heart 'Cause if it's taken away, everything will fall apart Then your life will be unstable and unable to live it People can't take it so they take it with a tilt and a pivot Into the water...sadly, another soul is lost Into the eternal flames forever is the highest of costs Because of heartbreak It's not much that a human can take So keep it straight, 'cause remember: Other souls are at stake... -Quinn

For Love.
I had an interesting little chat with my ex last night. He was telling me he lost interest in his girlfriend, his girlfriend he cheated on me with, his girlfriend whom is pregnant with his child. As I’ve stated before, I never realized how much of a coward he is, until lately. This morning I came to a realization, he was a good friend to me for awhile at least, but nothing more. We met at a time in our lives that we both needed a good friend, someone to listen and lean on. We misinterpreted that and assumed we needed a relationship. It is sad to look back on this and see the fact I never really knew him. He told me once “You don’t really know who I am”, saying this after we had been together almost 3 years. As I looked deep in his cold blue eyes, I almost shivered. I didn’t know this person looking back at me. I was in love with someone who did not exist. I was in love with an illusion he created for me, someone I wanted and needed at the time. Love makes us do strange things…

Sorry I Havent Written Lately
SORRY I HAVEN'T EMAILED FOR A WHILE, MY CAR NEEDED WASHING AGAIN. I WENT TO THE CAR WASH DOWNTOWN AND I HAD TO HAVE THEM REWASH THE CAR 3 TIMES...THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS...SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR SO YOU'LL KNOW WHERE I'M AT. Off to the car wash again

What I Want...
WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL AND MEAN IT! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN IM SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

Semper Fidelis In A Garden Of Stone
Thank you Semo_MCDad from MarineParents.com for allowing us to use this wonderful example of the meaning of Semper Fidelis you have written. Last Sunday as my son prepared to return to his MOS school from liberty an old WWII Marine friend of mine asked us to follow him to the final resting place of a young Marine who lost his life in Iraq. This young man had two great loves. The Marines and Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Both are remembered on his stone. I want to tell you about it. It is a beautiful black granite stone. On the front is the young Marines dress blues picture engraved into the stone with startling detail. To the left of the picture is the EGA, the symbol of the Marines, with USMC engraved beneath it. To the right is a full rendition of this young Marines H-D Heritage Softail, with Harley etched into the stone beneath it. Along the face of the stones foundation 'Do not grieve for me, for now I am free, I am following the path God laid for me'. On the back of the ston

All The Same
I don't mind where you come from As long as you come to me I don't like illusions I can't see Them clearly I don't care no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually What you'll do I don't mind… I don't care… As long are you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come And in between it always seems too long All of a sudden And I have the skill, yeah I have the will To breathe you in while I can However long you stay Is all that I am I don't mind… I don't care… As long are you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over ag

Sexal Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Grrr
so yesterday my office hired an "eMarketer". and i am "not to feel threatened" for my job (i'm a network admin) which i don't (still trying to figure out why my boss felt the need to comfort me?). but i have to work "closely" with him (because he's got shit for brains) and help him do his job. GREAT. something he hasn't quite figured out about me is that... he's SADLY MISTAKEN if he thinks i give two shits about what he's here to do. cause he wont shut his pie hole and get the fuck out of my office :slams head on desk: and GREAT now he wants to chat for the rest of the day through yahoo messanger. JUST what i wanted to spend the rest of my day doing. talking to a moron. thanks for reading. :)

Cherry Tip O The Day!
what the hell is this?! before i got to my homepage this crap came up. and the tip was more getting more cherry bucks. how you may ask? by using the cherry bank! eureka!! why hadnt i thought of that?! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. thats right. i did. i signed up NetFlix about 3 months ago. mmmm hmmmm. did i ever get my 15,000?? nope. did big baby j ever respond to my questions why? nope. did the cherry shop people? nope. do i give a fuck about my fake bucks? nope. its the principle of it all. dont lie. dont tell me this and then nothing. i dig this site. did when i started, and still do now. not gonna let this shite ruin a good time. ive met plenty o other liars on here too. but dont be throwin your endorsement deals in my grill and promise somethin that aint gonna happen. that is all.

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cold Day
another winters breeze is blowing the streets are paved with deadly ice everything lays silent for the outside is a dangerous place snow on the ground reminds me of days past when things were simple when love was blind the girl i loved kissed me for the first time on a cold day just like this she told me she loved me i hesitated frozen among the ground i gazed upon her brown eyes she smiled i shyed away she told me i was the only person for her i never knew trust life wasnt that simple for me i wish i would have said those words the words that bond two people together i love you my time to tell her i felt has long since passed away im sorry i didnt say it i felt it but the words dont speak themselves love is hate love is blind tell the person you want to be with i love you

26 Nocturnal Confessions
I WAKE TO THE GLOW OF YOUR CIGARETTE I WATCH AS YOU BLOW SMOKE RINGS AROUND THE MOON CONSTELLATIONS PALE AS YOU SIT BENEATH THEM I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE MY HEAD A SYMPHONY OF INSPIRATION YOU CREATE WORDS FAIL ME ON HOW YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE JIBBERISH IS THE ONLY SOUNDS I CAN MAKE AS YOU WALK SLOWLY TOWARDS ME I REACH FOR YOU YOU SLIDE YOUR SLENDER HAND IN MINE IN MY ARMS AS SAFE AS A SONG IN A DREAM MOMENTS ARE LOST IN THE DARKNESS TONIGHT YOU HOLD ME CLOSE, CLOSER THAN A BREATH I TASTE YOU LIKE A NARCOTIC IN MY VEINS WE FALL TOGETHER UNDER THE SHEETS A TANGLE OF COLORS IN A TAPESTRY OF SHADE

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Brides Of Christ (or Something Like That)
After the marriage in tradiont they must consumate. I mean marriage is not just relationships. I am pretty sure sex is involved. Are any of the brides of christ actually gonna have sex with jesus or what? Why so many brides? Can't just one wife suffice. Is jesus a good lover (even though he died a virgin)? These are just a few of the things i think about in my daily life when nothing's on or i am just bored.

Untitled
Good personality. Great sense of humor. Loyal to friends and family. Nice to everybody. Caring for the people that are loved. smiling and laughing most of the time on the outside. Crysing on the inside. Happy go lucky on the outside. Depressed on the inside. Out spoken, open and honest. Outgoing. Will talk to almost everybody. Determined but is held back. Knows exactly what wanted and how to get it but can't quite reach it. By: Abigail AkA BlondeAquarius

Not A Stalker
For those who look at my pets pics, the latest one was my poor boy Zack who couldn't visit me because my ex, who said she would be home, wasn't so the poor little guy went to grab his toy to show off and ran to the door anyway. It broke my heart that I couldn't open the door. I am supposed to be able to visit him tonight but we shall see. I hate painting a bad picture but my ex is truly just a very very cold person. She is not the person that I met 7 years ago and fell in love with. I want to feel sorry for her but I just can't when she repeatedly lies to me and the more I find out that more I loathe her. I really really need to find a house...

:)
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Never Take Your Children For Granted
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying. Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.. Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you try

Magic Mirror;-)
There were 3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. There was this magic mirror, and if you said a lie in front of it, you would disappear. The redhead went up to it and said "I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared. The brunette went up to the mirror and said "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared. The blonde went up to the mirror and said "I Think..." Poof !!!She disappeared!

Wingless Buffalo Chicken Pizza
WINGLESS BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA: 3/4 lb boneless skinless chicken breasts extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling 2 teaspoons McCormick grill seasoning, such as McCormick's Montreal Steak Seasoning1 (14 ounce) can pizza dough, Pillsbury 2 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce 2-3 tablespoons hot sauce, to taste 1/2 cup tomato sauce 1 cup shredded monterey jack cheese, 4 generous handfuls 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese 3 scallions, thinly sliced Preheat the oven to 425*F. Preheat a grill pan over high heat. Place the chicken on a plate and drizzle with extra-virgin olive oil. Season it with the grill seasoning. When the grill pan is hot, cook the chicken for about 3 minutes on each side, until it is cooked through. Stretch the dough to form a pizza, using cornmeal or flour to hekp you handle it. If you let it rest and warm up for a few minutes, it will handle more easily. Set the pizza on a pizza pan to the side. In a medium skillet over

News Pt. 2
Sorry I deleted the damn blog on accident. Ok...well, my day started Wednesday at 0400. I got up got my shit together and went to wait for the bus. I arrived at MEPS at around 0500. Went through the whole deal. (Long Story Short) 12hrs later I completed all the areas I needed. And sat down...sat some more...sat a little bit more. Anyways...at about 1830hrs I was sworn into the US Armed Service...Branch: United States Marine Corps. I ship for bootcamp March 12. Bootcamp is about 13 weeks long or 3 months if you will. Just wanted to let the peeps who read my shyte know. L8tes everyone...Im goin to bed. In 45mins I will have been awake 24hrs.

My Story:)
My Name is Randy and this is my story.Well i grew up in a above average family with everything you can want as a child,father in the service,nice home,church going,private schools.But you see that was great if you were one his friends who did'nt know what he did to me as i was child..The service does things to poeple is all i can figure out is why he beat me from the age of two to the age thirteen.It took my mother all them years to see the pain i was going through,and finally get the courage to leave him. I tried to finish high school but just could'nt cope with the pressure not having any true friends that would understand, it was like everyone was smoking or drinking.And i could'nt come to terms with going through my life being abused only to destroy what i had left.So i quit school and went to work at first i struggled but then as i started to ask god to give me the faith to learn and to continue on. That was the day when my life turned around,you see the owner of a const

Words
Out of sight. Out of reach. Grasping for straws. Grasping for air. See it. Smell it. Hear it. Feel it. Touch it. Want it. Can't have it. Need it. Long for it. Live for it. Love it. By : Abigail AkA Blonde Aquarius

What Im Listening To 3/1
dj shadow "the outsider" bury your dead "beauty in the breakdown" the hold steady "boy and girls in america" slayer "greatest hits" beet and bad lieutenant "live in cincinnati 2002" evergreen terrace "writers block" remembering never "god save us" nas "hip hop is dead" the pack "skateboards 2 scrapers" plastic little "shes mature" get hip. you can hear all these albums next monday night where ill be djing from 9 to 11 in the wildin out lounge.

Through Wolveseyes
Through Wolf Eyes Body: As day ends and night begins to fall does your soul hear wolf's call ... As wolf's cry is heard through the dark does it stir something in your heart ...? Nestled there in all your security do you not long to also run free ...? You try to sleep but toss and turn is it because you also yearn ...? Does your heart long to be a creature who runs wild and free When the night is long and still do you long to roam forests and hills ... Do not hide your urges nor feel ashamed if there's part of you that cannot be tamed This is what sets your spirit apart the wildness of the wolf in your heart With wolf and his secrets of old do we not share the same soul ...? We roam cities as wolf roams forests of trees but it is we who search life's mysteries ... Watch and seek wisdom through wolf eyes learn his secrets and grow wise ... Perhaps then your heart will learn why your spirit longs and yearns.

Special Agent 911 Kids Club
Members will receive these cool things: An official Special Agent 911 Kids Club membership card A birthday card sent to you...on your birthday! A signed Special Agent 911 photo And much more fun stuff http://www.specialagent911.com/SpecialAgent911/kids_club.html

Work Work Work
hi all hope you are all having fun filled days. i have been told i have got my promotion at work which is fantastic, long hours and a bit more pay, (which is always useful) but its night work :( to celebrate this im going out tonight so interesting things may happen! on the plus side i have been told there are over 60 days of training to do!!!! any one say jolly!! any way have fun and take care tp

People Who Put The World Angel In There Ct/myspace Names
men and women both are guilty as hell about this... but when you bent over with ya pussy hanging out or rocking out with your cock out theres nothing angelic about that... i ent never seen an angel with cum on their face.. but ive seen chicks with fucked up names like sweety_bi_freaknasty_angel like that... somehow i dont think there's some seraphim somewhere looking like damn thats cool wish i could do that shit or ill see dudes with names like weet satanic angel...da hell? grow up... i mean seriously my name (JustIncredible) is a play on words with my name (Justin) names b4 that (the last poet) indicate that i write poetry... see how that works?

Maybe A Little Better?
Thank you to everyone for cheering me up about my breakdown....crazy may not be a good color for me. I am feeling a little less insane right now, but I don't know how long that is going to last. Still creating massive problems for myself...wow am I fantastic at that!!! Do you ever get sick of people taking credit for your hard work and good ideas and passing off their failures to you as your mistakes and shortcomings??? Well welcome to my perky planet...the only thing that makes me feel better about this is when that "thief of glory" gets called out and exposed in front of everyone. Sick isn't it...that I take pleasure in shaming someone? Went to Dallas this past weekend, scoping out a new home base, wish me luck, I need to get out of the "Black Hole of Hope" before it sucks me dry...wait.....it may have already happened.

In The Arms Of A Stranger...
overwhelmed...by a sense of loneliness... misled by a bravodo of solitude... unmasked...just as vulnerable as anyone else... nostalgia...sets in...curdled...fermentation starts... the sudden realisation...the wretched truth... delusions...self explanatory... can't remember...what it feels like... to be held...to be kissed... to go to sleep in someone's arms... to wake up watching the lingering of a smile... on a lover's lips... to love and to be loved...such long forgotten feelings... faded memories...of sweet love making... the elusive pictures of a lover's caress... stirring up ripples...in a calm mind... that chose to forget...and yet always remember... sad and confused... i don't want to be alone... be it for the right or wrong reason... i just want to seek any comfort i can find... in the arms of a stranger...

The History Of Lamento Borincano
The History of Lamento Borincano Latin Beat Magazine Oct, 1999 Author: Frank M. Figueroa Ever since the caveman, man has sought relief from pain and sorrow through cries and lamentations. Experience has taught him that verbalizing the aches of the body and soul is an efficient way to find consolation and ease the pain. This strategy is used by members of every culture in the world. They give voice to their suffering in very distinct ways such as cries, moans, wails, and lamentations. The ancient Hebrews institutionalized wailing in the Lamentations in the Book of Jeremiah of the Old Testament. Modern Jews have preserved the tradition by gathering weekly at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for prayer and lamentation. African cultures have traditionally unburdened themselves of pain and grief through individual and community singing. Orientals have also devised an elaborate system of wails and laments. This custom worked its way to the West and reached Spain through the Moors. Tod

Life...the Desiderata
written only 50 years ago this set o fverses has such wisdom and truth within it. It is my pleasure to share this with anybody who wishes to read. bright blessings......... Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many p

Wife V1.0 Vs Girlfriend V7.0
Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Goingtothepub 7.5 , and Softball 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is a

Are You Polish?
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask YOU: If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya??" The clerk says "Well, no." With deep self righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage????" The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."

Waiting On Love
Heart racing, palms sweaty, face blushing, can't quit smiling and laughing. The looks. The thoughts. The laughs. How I miss that feeling. The feeling of being in love. The smile on your face when that person calls. The twinkle in your eye. The extra bounce in your step. The thought of that person first thing in the morning. The thought of that person last thing at night before you drift away to slumber. The dreams of them that are dreamt. The future that is planned. The warm and fuzzy feelings. The phone call in the morning just to say good morning and have a good day. The phone call at night just to say goodnight and sweet dreams. The random phone calls just to say you are being thought about. The random phone calls just to say you are missed. The one line emails just to say hello. The feeling of being in love. By: Abigail AkA BlondeAquarius

This Bothers Me
OK its not that in this contest that I really think that the morph I made is really the best one but its not about that its about who has more friends and who is willing to help when they are called to help I guess I don't have many friends but the ones I have I will keep on my page the others I hope they don't need me as much as I needed them, whats worst is that I made Blood and Gores Morph he entered the contest a day before I ever knew about it arrrr makes me angery that I had such a lead and now nothing I WILL NEVER ENTER ANOTHER CONTEST and I will remember the ones that helped me I guess its true what they say Nice guys do finish last....

Friends
Hi , Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you! I LUV YOU! I LUV YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled! hugggggsss n kissesssss (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.´¸.*¨) ¸.*¨) (¸.´ (¸.´ .´ ¸¸.¨¯` _____****__________**** ______ ___***____***____***__ *** ____ __***________****_______***___ _***__________**_________***__ _***_____________________***__ _***________JUST_________***__ __***_____SHOWING______***___ ___***______LOVE_______***____ ____***_______________***_____ ______***___________***_______ ________***_______***_________ __________***___***___________ ____________*****_____________ _____________***______________

Bit Of Fun
sex machine when im dead and in my grave no more sex will i crave upon my headstone will be seen here lies the bones of a shagging machine!! There was an old lady from leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, A big turf of grass, Started to grow out of her arse, And her fanny was covered in weeds. There was an old lady from spain, Who slung her leg on a train, the train gave a shunt, And ripped off her cunt, Now the old lady has nane.

The Dark Embrace
Embers fall in the endless night Screams echo in the air A tear caresses her cheek. No sight to be seen but the burning sky Only the sounds of never-ending chaos. The girl is alone… Or so it seems. Picking up a shard of glass, she trembles within What else is there? She takes the shard firmly in her grasp, Bringing it to her skin, it slithers up her arm. The further up it went, the deeper it got. Droplets, like a thick red wine, begin to form Further and deeper up the arm, she goes, Till blood pours out like an awaiting flood. Hopeless and abandoned, she lays there Watching her body drain Feeling her spirit fading She looks at the shard, Glass now tainted with her blood… It doesn’t feel real Keep going, comes a voice Looking around, she sees no one there. And yet, as though compelled to, she begins again Down the other arm, blood seeps out. What am I doing? Why am I doing this? You are mine, now. No will to fight, No one to find

Rant.
its early...but im agitated none the less dear icp fans/juggalos/lettes, where were you in 1997? when riddle box come out? icp is fucking retarded and havent made a decent record since then...theyve capitalized on taking your moms welfare money so you can see 2 idiots from ypsilanti,(not detroit like they so proudly proclaim) michgan try to "speak on some real shit".youre all fools...and make me laugh continually everyday...did the 6th joker card come out yet? why hasnt the world ended? and why havent they toured? dear orange people, im not impressed with your finely cured nails...mystic tan...or your wide array of overpriced clothing that you bought at hollister.do you even know where hollister is?...i can tell you one thing...i know for a fact that dont dress like a grease monkey who passed out on hunington beach. just because its expensive doesnt take away from the fact youre a shallow retard...please suck on exhaust pipe. dear XXXimsometalihavexsaroundmynameXXX, distu

New To Area
I just want to say hello to all. I'm new here and looking for new friends and maybe more. If you know anyone who is hiring here in stow you can let me know that too...I'm looking for a new career to.

Montana Restaurant
MONTANA RESTAURANT Montana Restaurant (makes me want to go there) This is a great story, I wish I was closer to Montana! The radio station America FM was doing one of their "Is anyone listening" bits this morning. This first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up and say 'Do you know who I am?' routine." A woman called in and said that a few years back, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT., they had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting. In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The Hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks the hostess if she knows who she is. "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes" Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?" The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?" ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't pu

Hahaha
SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2007 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturda y 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen

To My Family And Friends
THERE IS A GUY SENDING YOU ALL A COMMENT WITH ME IN A PIC WANTING TO MAKE MY LIFE A LIVEING HELLHIS NAME IS DARYL PLEASE BLOCK THIS GUY AND DELETE THE COMMENT AND SORRY HE BROUGHT YOU ALL INTO HIS LITTLE CHLDISH GAME

Need Some Help
I'm having some problems. in the past few days, i've been having problems with my background music loading correctly. It gives me a notice that an error has occured, and then tells me that my plug in didn't load properly. Does anyone have any idea what this is? It is also affecting another blog where I store music, and none of them are working either. I'm hoping it is some sort of setting I need to fix, but I need to know where to go to fix it. Anyone????? Help please!!!!!!!!!! Let me know if you have any suggestions! I'd appreciate it! Lev AVON, CALLING... http://levonnemorgan.avonrepresentative.com The desire to reach the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts, wise. Dr. Maya Angelou --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Treasures That Shine
Treasures That Shine by BlueWolf In believing my heart As I know its potential Loving and caring It was always essential As blessings I count With the joys to share Holding the keys While being self-aware Reminder to myself Love is the necessity I passed it around Always sharing happily With wisdom pearls Understanding of mine As precious friends Are treasures that shine

Fuck
I just got a phone call from my mother, my brother is in the hospital. Apparently he has some kind of blood condition where he has too much protein in his blood. They don't know what is causing this but if they don't take care of it his organs will start to fail. The only way they can get rid of the protein is to take all of his blood out and cleanse it. My friend is instructing me that they do this through some kind of machine. The whole thought is freaking me out and I am so worried that something will happen to my only brother. My mom says he should be okay but I can tell by the sound of her voice she is not so convinced of this herself. I truely believe that when it rains it pours. The only thing that keeps going through my mind right now is FUCK! I can't even go out to see him till Saturday night because work won't let me go anywhere. I hate it when my family is hurt or sick they have always been so much of what holds me up.

I Love This Stuff Yum!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com It was autumn in all its glorious splendor. The hills and valleys of home were a fantastic blaze of color, vibrant reds, oranges, yellows and greens creating a breathtaking landscape. Sitting on the deck of my buddy’s country cottage, I was glad I had accepted his offer to use it to get away and unwind for a few days. Nothing would energize me more, i thought, than some quiet time alone. Of course I hadn’t yet met Cheryl. On my second day at the cottage I decided to explore a nearby nature trail. I had been hiking for a good hour, slowly but surely making my way up the mountain, when I was startled by a female voive shouting, “Nikki, get back here!” Curious, I left the trail and started into the woods, eventually coming upon a rustic cabin with a girl sitting outside on the deck and at her feet is a small dog or two. “Hi,” she said when she saw me, unfazed by my sudden presence. We exchanged names as she got up ans excused

Hilarious
Sex :) Abe Lincoln: When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. Angry Dragon: While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl¡¦s nostrils, resembles a dragon¡¦s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one. Angry Abe Lincoln: A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a f

The Bad Touch
Check out these Hotties!!! Why aren't they on your list? They are all so yummy! So Spank them!I bet they would all like it if you rated their pics too!! I know it feels good when ppl come and drop alot of love on your page! Add Them! Rate them! Fan them and STALK THEM! They all need love! If I see you looking at this bulletin and not adding my friends I will send you dirty weeds. They are all good people!!! I promise. So do your worst...and show them mad love!!!Thats why we are here! þ£ªÿFµ£GøÐ@ CherryTAP ~Shell~F&G Family~@ CherryTAP ·ï¡÷¡ï· JÊ££¥ ßÊÁÑ·ï¡÷¡ï·F&G Family ♥@ CherryTAP Industrialized2Hate - **Freaks and Geeks Family **@ CherryTAP ♥§PÄNK§™♥ RATE MY PROFILE PLZ! ***MUAHZ***

Come Party With Me In The Lounge If You Like Good Music And Chat Party On
COME ROCK OUT WITH ONE OF OUR NEWEST DJ'S!!! DJ BARTAB IS GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!!! SO COME AND ROCK WITH US!! CLICK THE BANNER IF YOU DARE!! (repost of original by '!DJ Luscious Lucia!!Phoenixxx Radio!' on '2007-03-01 09:10:31') (repost of original by 'DJBARTAB PHOENIXXX RADIO' on '2007-03-01 09:12:45') (repost of original by '!DJ Luscious Lucia!!Phoenixxx Radio!' on '2007-03-01 09:27:45') (repost of original by 'DJBARTAB PHOENIXXX RADIO' on '2007-03-01 09:33:45') (repost of original by '!DJ Luscious Lucia!!Phoenixxx Radio!' on '2007-03-01 09:53:19')

Who I Am
who am i? i am a mother. i am a daughter. im a sister, an aunt, neice, a friend... i may be sweet, i may be funny. or for all you know, i might just be a bitch, your worst enemy... you wont know unless you take the time to find out... get to know me before you make your judgement... you might like me, you might not... all i can tell you, is that i am proud of who i am... i dont want to be you or anyone else... theres only one person i want to be... me... I AM ME

Breaking Into Your House - Putting Immigration Into Perspective
Breaking into Your House - Putting Immigration into Perspective Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According

What Goes Around
Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man? You know I gave you the world You had me in the palm of your hand So why your love went away I just can't seem to understand Thought it was me and you babe Me and you until the end But I guess I was wrong Don't want to think about it Don't want to talk about it I'm just so sick about it Can't believe it's ending this way Just so confused about it Feeling the blues about it I just can't do without ya Tell me is this fair? Is this the way it's really going down? Is this how we say goodbye? Should've known better when you came around That you were gonna make me cry It's breaking my heart to watch you run around 'Cause I know that you're living a lie That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find... What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back ar

Done!
Sitting in class thinking about things Why did I waste my time on you? What good came out of it? You're probably thinking the same thing, too Somehow I knew things with you would go to shit I couldn't stand alot of things you did Hell, I couldn't stand most of it We were so wrong for each other. I guess that's why you decided to find another

I Saw This In A Bulletin And I Totally Agree!
Ok, it comes down to this... everyone (well not everyone, but you see what I'm getting at) is so hell bent on calling others fakes.. drama queens, etc... so I have to ask. Does our world totally revolve around CherryTap, or are we that insecure of ourselves that we have to point out the faults or what we deem as the faults of others?? Now, I can vividly recall this happening in Junior High School. We're all "supposed" to be adults, and didn't we all hear the same lectures as children from our "parents" that if we can't say something nice, to not say anything at all?? Anywho... there are SOME on here I do NOT like.. and well, I have said it.. but then I let it GO. Can't we all just learn to accept that we all aren't carved from the same set of stones and that NOBODY is everything to everyone. Instead of fighting over trivial differences or not liking someone because they rank higher on the cherry points score than we do, doesn't give any of a reason to belittle them.

Women's Bumper Stickers...
WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS... 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

~*~ The Light Of My World~*~
The Light Of My World You are the bright light of my world, Where only darkness would be, If I did not have your love in my life, Sharing life's beauty for me to see. Butterfly wings fluttering so gracefully, Is a song in my heart, thinking of you, Misty morning air, upon my early rising, Warms my day with sunshine just like you. A starry moonlit sky with twinkling stars, Sparkle like diamonds, seen in your eyes, Casting a silver glow on waters that flow, Like tears of joy when I hear your sighs. You light my world, like beauty of nature, With sunset's magnificent colors all aglow, Setting my soul on fire, with burning desire, Arched as a rainbow, with promise to bestow.

Power: Gore Mansion Uses 20x Average Household
Note from Bill: As a recovering Liberal, never ever believe what they say...believe what they do!! They make laws and reduce "our" freedoms and EXEMPT themselves from their idiodic laws and they do it everytime!! POWER: GORE MANSION USES 20X AVERAGE HOUSEHOLD; CONSUMPTION INCREASE AFTER 'TRUTH' Mon Feb 26 2007 The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an independent, nonprofit and nonpartisan research organization committed to achieving a freer, more prosperous Tennessee through free market policy solutions, issued a press release late Monday: Last night, Al Gore’s global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, collected an Oscar for best documentary feature, but the Tennessee Center for Policy Research has found that Gore deserves a gold statue for hypocrisy. Gore’s mansion, [20-room, eight-bathroom] located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to t

Niagara Falls
So i'm going to Niagara Falls tomorrow and we are going out to the club soooooooooooooo anyone that's in or near that area wanna come out to the club and hang out with me and my friend Vicki???? If ya do let me know wo0t!

Litterbug Batman!
Batman thwarts the evil litterbug but doesnt help the little people out being mugged on the streets. Stay tuned to the final episode of batman until the next ones are put up at the same bat time and same bat station!!! Misemeanor Batman-Litter BugAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Women's Restroom...
Women's Restroom.. So sad, it's true! Body: When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), you yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you

Warrant-less Searches - That Damn Bush - Really?
Warrant-less Searches - That Damn Bush - Really? Anybody ever wonder where this idea about the Federal Government initiating 'warrant-less searches' might have originated...??? ...Awwww...It was 'Bush's fault'...right? ...Maybe you should take a closer look at the below... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release February 9, 1995 EXECUTIVE ORDER 12949 FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE PHYSICAL SEARCHES By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including sections 302 and 303 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 ("Act") (50 U.S.C. 1801, et seq.), as amended by Public Law 103- 359, and in order to provide for the authorization of physical searches for foreign intelligence purposes as set forth in the Act, it is hereby ordered as follows: Section 1. Pursuant to section 302(a)(1) of the Act, the Attorney Gen

Failure...
For those of you who know, and for those of you who dont. Me, who has in college a 3.5 GPA and works her ass off to make ends meet failed my Cop school test. Yes me who studies atleast 3 hours a night, always says can't do something im studying. Failed with a 71. Passing is an 80. To make things worse my asshole of a classmate calls me to tell me that after i left everyone went back in the classroom to discuss scores. I was the only person who failed. She told me that she was upset because she made the lowest score of an 89 out of a smaller group in our class. We have like 13 people and she was upset because the highest gpa group which is like 6 people, she wasn't first in the class! Yeah ok im done with my ranting. Im upset that i failed and pissed. Oh yeah forgot to add, this test decided on who was staying in the class and who was dropped from the class. To take the course again it's like 400 bucks i dont have.

Top 10 'global-warming' Myths
Top 10 'Global-Warming' Myths Compiled by Christopher Horner, author of "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism" (Regnery -- a HUMAN EVENTS sister company). 10. The U.S. is going it alone on Kyoto and global warming. Nonsense. The U.S. rejects the Kyoto Protocol’s energy-rationing scheme, along with 155 other countries, representing most of the world’s population, economic activity and projected future growth. Kyoto is a European treaty with one dozen others, none of whom is in fact presently reducing its emissions. Similarly, claims that Bush refused to sign Kyoto, and/or he withdrew, not only are mutually exclusive but also false. We signed it, Nov. 11, 1998. The Senate won’t vote on it. Ergo, the (Democratic) Senate is blocking Kyoto. Gosh. Don’t demand they behave otherwise, however. Since Kyoto was agreed, Europe’s CO2 emissions are rising twice as fast as those of the climate-criminal United States, a gap that is widening in more recent

Hey Italy - Halifax
I see her body move in deadly positions Her fingers graze my neck for the last time Her lungs are spilling out What's keeping me alive? What's keeping her alive? Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see the victims of the deadliest poison My face has turned her skin chalk white My lungs are spilling out What's keeping her alive, but was she ever dead? Let's see, there's footprints trailing out of the morgue Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison I see her body move I watch her body move She's deadly poison My only poison Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll al

Second Childhood
Second Childhood Forgive me for my gypsy soul And all my wandering ways Don't scold when I neglect the chores There will be other days. I must explore the mystery Of every pot of gold Hitch a ride on every rainbow Over every winding road. And follow every falling star When the moon is bright Meander through the daylight 'Till it turns into night. Ride the crest of every wave Dancing in the sea Like a child escapes in play Biding time, until eternity.

Type Of Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

My Own Company
Hey ya'll I know it's been a while, and I'm sorry about that just been really stressed out about alot of things! So let me get you up to speed on whats going on in my life...Me and John are doing great the kids are well there kids....Anyways One night John and I were up late watching tv and I saw a add for SMC so yeah it got to me so I thought I would look into it, got my info package and talked to john about it he told me if I wanted to then we can give it a try *never hurts to try* so the first time I tryed to Join my bank card would not go *yes there is money in the bank*, Okay thats fine maybe the website is having problems, Second time I tryed Nope not going *Okay fine maybe it's not for me*, but hell why not give it one more Try and IT DID IT! okay so thats done with they said I should get my kit soon so I waited and waited and waited guess what no kit as of sunday so sunday night I sent them a e-mail letting them know I did not get my kit yet blah blah blah, Monday UPS truck pul

200 Bucks!!!!!!
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, y

This Is The Kind Of Love We Should All Have
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman inhis 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 a.m.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it wouldbe over an hour before someone would to able to see him.I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busywith another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors,got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had anotherdoctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursinghome to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been therefor a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bitlate. He replied that she no longer knew who

Cherry Tap Drama
OK HERE I AM AGAIN, I JUST FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT CHIT. SO TODAY IT IS GOING TO BE CHERRY TAP DRAMA. I DONT KNOW ABOUT MANY OF YOU BUT I HAVE A REAL LIFE AND CHERRY TAP IS WHERE I COME TO RELAX, HAVE FUN AND PLAY. ITS STARTING TO BECOME LESS FUN FOR ME BECAUSE OF THE BICKERING AND THE HATING AND THE DOWN RIGHT JUST PLAIN LE MEANESS ON HERE. I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND A FEW FANS, I LOVE THEM ALL BUT BEING TOTALLY HONEST AND NOT MEANING TO HURT ANYONES FEELINGS OR STEP ON ANYONES TOES, I REALLY COULD CARE LESS IF YOU LIKE ME OR DONT LIKE ME. MY PROFILE SPEAKS THAT LOUDLY. I SEND OUT FRIEND REQUEST JUST LIKE I GET FRIEND REQUEST AND YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT YES I ACCEPT ALL FRIEND REQUEST EVEN IF MINE ARENT ACCEPTED. I MAKES ME NO NEVERMIND HERE NOR THERE. I HAVE MET SOME TRUELY WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON HERE AND I HAVE SOME AWESOME FAMILY MEMEBERS ON HERE FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SITE THAT WE NORMALLY HANG OUT ON, BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE AND SAY THIS PERSON IS FAKE

Sorry!!
I'm doing some house cleaning of my friends list and would like to sorry to those who I have removed. I'm not on this site for sexual pics and or the type of talk that some of you men want. Sorry I'm on hereto met friends for all over that have the same intersets as I do and believe in the same things as I do. So for any body else out there who wants to chat just to let you know ahead of time why I'm on here!!

Within His Eyes
WITHIN HIS EYES WITHIN HIS EYES, I’VE LOST MY HORIZON AND MY SKY I’VE GONE BLIND WITH HIS SKILLS TO MAKE ME SMILE A BOUQUET OF CARNATIONS AND A NOTE THAT READS “TE QUIERO” IT’S ALL THAT I NEED AND ALL HE GIVES TO ME. WITHIN HIS EYES I’VE BECOME ALL I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MY LIFE HAS GOTTEN SO FULL OF LIFE I CAN BARELY RECOGNIZE AND THAT’S HOW I WANT IT NO ABSURD COMPROMISE, BUT THAT OF BEING “HAPPY, ALL THE TIME” WITHIN HIS EYES, I FIND MY ULTIMATE PARADISE WITHOUT SAINTS, WITHOUT A GOD JUST HAPPY AND WALKING WITHOUT LOOKING BACK

Fantasies
Lately I've been having a very vivid fantasy. I spy a strange woman in a seedy bar. She is a newcomer there, unknown to myself or the regulars. I watch her, fingering a small package that I have been carrying with me for weeks. She rises and heads to the restroom. This particular establishment is very dirty, and has one unisex bathroom with multiple stalls. I follow her in. She chooses the second stall from the left. My luck is with me. I move into the stall next to her. Has she noticed the large hole in the wall next to her? If so, she says nothing. I slide the package under the stall. "Open it," I say. At first, she does not comply, but her curiousity gets the better of her and I see her hand descend to grab the parcel. I listen breathlessly as the plain brwon paper is torn away from the box. There is a small gasp as she surveys the contents: A leather blindfold. Slave collar. Handcuffs. She says nothing, but her breathing has quickened. "Put them

Just Alittle Bit About Me
Alright I figure I'd better do this that way everyone knows what I'm about lol. I'm a 26yr old mother of two, happily married for 4 yrs. Don't worry guys its okay we are swingers!! For those of you that don't know what that is feel free to ask lol. I'm currently a stay at home mom and just moved back to Goshen Indiana. I love to scrapbook and I'm also an animal rescuerer. I'm not shy at all if you can't tell by my page. I don't get offended easily either so if there is anything at all that you want to know feel free to ask away. Well I guess thats all for now I'm sure I'll post something again soon.

Life?
I just have a couple questions for you all, What does our lives mean? Why are we here in this time and age? What is our purpose? And the most important one, Will we ever find that one true love? Where will we meet our "Soul Mates?" That is what i am askin you. Please replay i want to know. Thank you.

Talented Tongue
looks like he is retiring from ct. he is tired of all the stupid people....lmao..he is going to be with is woof woof in n.c.. she must either be desperate, sad and lonely to want to meet him as fast as she is. she must not have a life at all. wish in the hell hed stop calling me..wait..he is going to see her. since i wouldnt let him come here last weekend. he is in love with the first woman that wants to meet him..HOW CAN U FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE FROM JUST TALKING ON THE INTERNET. HE MUST BE AS DESPERATE AS SHE IS.. i have my own life and i am moving on. no one not even him is going to run my life for me and tell me what i can or cant do or who i can see and cant see or have sex with who i can or cant.. he has his own life . he has made his choice and it wasnt me.ud think he concentrate more on her. then worry about what im posting on here. i am gettin calls from him right now , now they are blocked calls and unknown calls. this is really getting annoying. i hope he does leav

Poetry
My Stormy Lover Fog thickens like steam rising. The city is now left unseen. I wake up in hazy shades of darkness. It's morning, yet immense gray clouds cloak the sky making it feel like nighttime. The loud crash of thunder warns me and warms me. I close my eyes and breathe in deep feeling my chest expand. So thick. So dangerous. So intoxicating. The aroma of rain, like that of my favorite fragrance, seeps into my skin. I am aware of its nearness as if it were a lover. Its slow and sensuous approach arouses me, requiring my full attention. Like hands about to discover and examine those sensitive places, lightning finds a groove and thunder chases the wind. I ache for the thunder. I lean naked and helpless against the window ledge as the storm begins to seduce me. Slightly shaking I await its next move. With legs spread I feel the rain, like fingers, on my thighs. As the next forceful scream of thunder opens the clouds, hands find my darkness, which begin to explore and probe. My

What A Week...
Wow! It's been a really long week, and it's not really over for me yet. I get a few hours off 2morrow morning, but that's bout it. I haven't been able to sleep very well,since I got over here, and for last few days I've had to get up super early. So running on a total of maybe 8 hours of sleep for the past 3 days, that's just not cool. Not with my job. I work on computers, I have to actually pay attention in my job, or I'll miss the minor details of basics, ugh! And I have to do a whole year this junk! No Good! Ick! Oh well, such is life I guess... Joni Marie

Chat And Update On Poll
Below is a chat converatsion I had with an internet friend today. We've been chatting for about a year now. So she knows my obsession with my penis size. We've dicussed it many times before. So yeah she knows. Not that's the only thing we chat about, but anyway. So I asked if she voted in my poll, http://www.cpoll.com/poll?id=2669707 or here. In it I ask women to compare my penis size - 5.75" long, 4.5" around, and 1.5" wide - to others they've personally experienced. It's not intended to be what women think of my size, or for them to tell me white lies. I need honesty. Using my friend as an example. The average she's experienced has been 7.38 inches, 1.63 inches bigger than me, yet she voted me average. So far I'm suspect, because I doubt she's the only one. I don't necessarily want to be smaller. It's not my want to be humiliated. Yes I kinda enjoy it at times. I simply want the truth in this poll, and yes, I can handle it. lol Please see chat and the results below. sm

A Person
Sitting in class, thinking about you. I can't get you off my mind. Your voice running through my head. The smile on my face when you call. The laughs we share everyday. the crying I have done over you saying goodnight everynight happy, sad or mad I can't wait for your touch Your eyes looking into mine Your soft loving words being whispered in my ear Your fingers running through my hair

Another Day In Paradise
OK...so most of you would not say Alabama is paradise but you have to make the most of what you've got! :) So here I am, posting pics and making comments and I find myself addicted to this place and it's only day 3! LOL

Awwww
i'll leave a rose to mark here, the place where i have stood. Looking at your window, beneath my somber hood I'll leave the roses sitting, so once more you may find. Something sweet to remind you, that you are on my mind

Guestbook
HEY GUYS...WHAT'S THE DEAL??? Nobody has signed my guestbook... :-( "Nobody likes me...everybody hates me...guess I'll go eat worms...." Come on everyone...drop in to my profile, and sign my guestbook for me! I want to hear from everyone who visits, and anxious to see you added to my map as well! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!!

Bindi Is In A Contest
Hi, I entered my new puppy in a cutest pet contest and I wanted to ask you, if you have a chance sometime could you come by and rate her and maybe leave a few comments. She is a real cutey as you will see and I think she deserves to win. She has my heart and want give it back LOL. Anyway if you can help I would really appreciate it. IF not well, I still like ya. stacey

~*~*my Aloha Island~*~
My Aloha Island My Aloha Island, far across the ocean blue, Where trade winds, make dreams come true, Palm trees dance and sway in the breeze, Calls a welcome aloha plea, come home to me. Twinkling stars, like scattered diamonds above, Sends shinny beams, lighting the heavens with love, Granting wishes, made upon a bright star, Wanting dreams to come true, whatever they are. The beauty of night, with moonlight on land, Reflects the light of lovers, walking hand in hand, The moon's fiery glow, showers desires from above, Casting silvery hues, with shadows of love. The early morning breeze, floats perfume in the air, While tropical flowers, permeates senses everywhere, The sweetness of love, soft as a butterfly's kiss, Calls a welcome home aloha, from my Island of bliss. (I WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH THE MAN I LOVE)

Joke
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellu

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical

Damn!!!!
Damn!! it's my day when it busy come to me when I can't get myself out of blue but manage when I need is VACATIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! lol but don't worry everyone, I am doing just fine but will return your comment when I am not busy at that moment and again, Happy Hump-Day to all those ladies ;-) Have fun! Cheer!!

A Tortured Heart
ok i wrote this back in my single days if ya'll dont like it or if ya do feel free to say so and be honest lol here goes. A Tortured Heart I dreamed one night of traveling a forest path on a cool fall night searching for the one for me that fills my heart just right. Love is always out of my reach it seems so unclear being alone for the rest of my life is one thing I truly fear. When from the distance I hear a woman's voice so soft and sincere she calls my name ans says "please be w/ me". I follow her sweet voice when my eyes do see the silhouette of a woman right in front of me. As I approach her she then fades away and then reappears far away from me my feelings begin to sway. You then gaze at me from afar I then wish it upon a star that Whether by land sea or air I will be where you are. Your face is Concealed it must be revealed to ease my tortured heart for when I do find you of my soul you will be a part.

Ratings?
I was wondering, because I got a '1' from someone on a photo. I rate everyone 10's. Profiles, Pics, blogs, whatever. Not every one of everyone's pics are great and perfect.. but they are who we are, and noone is the same. Did I piss off some jealous person or something? It's just internet, I'm not a flirt, and I have no intent on here but to have fun and find people I relate to in the world.. Ever hear of treating others how you'd like to be treated? Or if you can't say anything nice, don't say ANYTHING at all? Just a vent...

I Do Love You
I Do Love You You're in all of my thoughts, In all my dreams at night. I can feel your love for me, Everytime I hold you tight. You take my breath away, Whenever I feel your touch. My heart belongs to only you, And I need you so very much. You'll have all of my love, You'll forever have my heart. My life is so sad and empty, Whenever we are so far apart. You mean so very much to me. I never want to ever lose you. You ask me if I love you this much, Oh Yes I Do Love You.

About Private Parts..well Worth Reading I Promise
A FRIEND LET ME COPY THIS..I WANTED IT BECAUSE IT FITS IN WELL WITH A STORY THAT I HAVE ABOUT A WOMAN THAT I USED TO WORK WITH...HE BOYFRIEND CAME IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE BAR..SHE ASKED HIM WHAT HE HAD BEEN DOING..WHEN HE TOLD HER THAT IT WASN'T ANY OF HER BUSINESS ( HE WAS A REAL JACKASS AND MEAN TO BOOT)..SHE SAID OK..WELL AFTER HE HAD PASSED OUT,SHE TIED HIM UP SO HE COULDN'T HIT HER..HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS REALLY GOING TO GET LUCKY AND I GUESS IN A WAY HE GET LUCKY..HE STILL HAD HIS PRIVATES INTACT..WHAT SHE DID DO WAS SHE GLUE A CERTAIN AREA OF HIS BODY ON HIS LEG..HE WAS WELL ENDOWED...NOW THIS WAS THE PART THAT JUST ABOUT KILLED ME..HE HAD TO GO TO THE ER TO GET IT UNSTUCK...LMAO...THE DOCTORS COULD NOT QUIT LAUGHING AND WHEN THEY FOUND OUT WHY SHE DID..WELL FOR SOME REASON IT TOOK THEM A LONG TIME TO GET HIM ALL FIXED UP...AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TOOK EITHER...WELL HE NEVER DID HIT HER AGAIN AFTER THAT..HE DIDN'T GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT ANYMORE EITHER...I GUES

Contest
for all of my friends i am entered n a morph contest starting tomorrow at 2:30 and as most of you know i wont be here to get the link and stuff so when i return i will put all the info ina blog and hopefully my friends will vote for me and comment bomb me it will be most appreciated...so when i return i will get the info thanks so much

My So Called Life
This is to all my friends those who know me and those who dont, Those who care and those who dont. I have never asked anything from anyone nor will I start now. This is just so I can take the time to rant and rave about my so called life. I apologize to all of you who i have not talked to latley and those of you who have even realized that I seem distant I aplaude you because I am. For those of you who know me in person you know that my life has been in shambles as of late. I just became a father in december and and the love of my life left me in the begining of November. Those of you who know the "TRUE" me know about our circumstances and the gravity of our love I vowed to her that I loved her from the moment that I met her I loved her people say that they dont believe in love at first sight to those people I say that you just havent met the right person. LOL I met her twice in one night and introduced myself twice, lol not because i was drunk or anything but because I was lost i

My Best Buddy Sarah
So you know who you are!!! lol Just want it to let u know how much I love ya GIRL...And that u are so far my true friend!!! LOL and will be forever..I am usually not the one to be friends with no girl..But you are diff..So Dont cry now LOL..It will be ok...So if anyone out there reads this, I am sure some can relate and some might not...Some probably have friends like that, and some beat there friends asses..LOL like i have done, but still talk to that girl lol...Anyways my point is Sarah U are an amazing person, sometimes i want to pick an OBJECT and smack you in head with it,LOL but i get over it...Anyways I will be by you no matter what desicio s you make in life and i know you will be right here b y me to... LOVE YA GIRL...

Joke
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." Now the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honour notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

Cleaning Chickens =)
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'" 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop.

Sometimes
Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one sees your smile . - - - - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! not ! Send this on to your friends and make them laugh.

Things I Hate Abput People
you know i really hate when people that you know very well think when they lie to you, you dont already know theyre lying and when you see them they expect you not to be mad and then when you are mad theyre mad at you cause.. who would have thought it.. they were caught.. i hate fucking liars.. i dont know where my life is going.. and i dont know what to do about it.. break my heart and try not to give a shit or keep it splintering lose it a littl emore everyday and enjoy the good times that come few and further between now days??? I hate the way people jsut assume you'll never figure out the lies and when you finally do think to ask about something cause you never thought it was a threat and you find out it was they still try to lie and act mad like you should trust them when all theyve done is flush your trust down the shitter.. well i think im done trusting FCK everyone Fuck the haters the friends the aquaintenes i give up i will not trust anyone but myself from now on.. n for the p

Grab A Tissue Cuz U Gonna Cry!
This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the b

Code To Man Speak
"I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." ________________________________________ "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." ________________________________________ "I can't find it." Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." ________________________________________ "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. ________________________________________ "It would take too long to explain." Really means..."I have no idea how it works. ________________________________________ "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." _________________

Have To Move Out
HELLO THERE , THIS IS CINDY , WE ALL HAVE TO MOVEO UT OF THIS APT BUILD ING IN TWO MONTH S. THE LANDLORD PASS WAY AND HIS WIFE IS SALE ING IT, I HOPE WE CAN FINE A PLACE IF NOT THEN U NDER THE BRIDGE FOR US , IT ISNT A JOKE EITHER , I HAVE TO LOOK FOR A HOU SE SO MY 86 YEAR OLD MOM AND MY KID CAN COME TO LIVE WITH US TOO, LOVE U ALL CINDY SO SORRY IF I EVER COST U PROMBLE ,

Thursday 3/1/07c
Crackerjack's first radio show yesterday was awesome! she did really well even though she said she was nervous, and by the end of her show she had up to 18 listeners! great job cracker! Not much else to report here just another boring rainy day lol. Hope everyone has a great day.

My Life
my life have beenfull of ups and downs. well, i just believe that i will make it in life. or do you want to assist me in realising my goals in life? will it not be a thing of joy for you to know what my goal in life is?

Cleaning Out Friends List
To all my friends,i was thinking about quiting Ct,but instead decided if was'nt fair to my true friends..I leave comments on your pages out of goodness or love.I don't mean anything by some of the dirtiness or bad things..It's just a computer and i don't act like this in peron..For you all that know me.i'm a loving person and would not hurt a soul on here.I try to be humorous and funny to make ya'll smle or laff..But some have taking it a bit further by not coming back to my page..I'm truley sorry.And for the ones that think i don't have time for them..Well i do care and i try to make the time to chat..But Many of you that are my true friends and family know what i went through and have over come..I read ya'll profile's and ya'll say life is to short..Well my friend no one would know that better then myself..I love everyone and when i say that it's from the heart,not being dirty..You see computers can be decieving when u see things on here,so it makes you think someone is a bad person

Dag
Sorry ya'll..... B*tchy today. God, give me strength for stupid and a**sholes upon, about and within my life. Dag..... I need a freaking vacation from life. It comes a time that this life stun me and makes me freaking laugh at it. Still all the dumb sh*t is going one. People saying we need a freaking change, But Too stupid to stop being a**holes and players, or liars. Damn.... Wake the f**k up people. Oh well.....am b*tchy again today. Don't you hate it..... When you on the freak rag on life today or woke up on the wrong side of bed. Or just sick and tied of the damn bad sh*t on internet and upon life. I finally got Lance to give up his rights to Damien Lucifer(Luc). Now he is whining about what the f**k is going to happen to us. I sat back and laugh my a** off, cause this dumb idiot has not seen it..... There is no us. Boy......does he need some light. I also will have to fire him, cause now I thinking he is stealing money from me. I talk to my attorney and h

Pleasure And Pain
Take control and have me. Do as you please. Pleasure with pain. Thats what I need. Influence my thoughts. Release me from stress. Bite me with glory and sing in my ear. Your nails feel good clawing my flesh. I feel it rip away and again, I feel. I love this realm. Imagination. So much I need you to do. Take me. Break me. Give me my familiarness and make me ache for you.

U Know That Thing U Do When U Are Happy??
Its been a little while but i have found something again wchich makes me smile everytime i think of it. I like that...its been too long on the roller coaster or life and i would like to finally be on the straightaway coasting for a while just enjoying the ride instead of having to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Makes sense right?? *hmm there is that smile again....:)* ty for the smiles and the the confrimation...i am worth what i thought i was...:) all smiley....Fallen Angel

Male Pharmacist?
Male Pharmacist? A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent stiffy that causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5,000 in cash.".

Joke
A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just canâ€™t wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "youâ€™re not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and itâ€™s so great." "When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear." "When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck." "When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck." He excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, "Weâ€™re going to do the same thing for our sex life!" "When Bell #1 goes off we are going to strip naked." "When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed". "When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains out. Letâ€™s give a test run. OK, ready?" "Bell #1!" (they strip naked) "Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start screwing their brains out) A couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!".

What Does Your Birthdate Mean For Your Love Life Quiz
Your Birthdate: February 20 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

11 Things To Never Say To A Cop
1. Are you Andy or Barney? 2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. 4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 5. I pay your salary! 6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Joke
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin hell was that?" She replies, "EYE--LEFT TIT -- BEHIND -- THE BUSH!"

Hi There Everyone
well i am in a bad mood and i hate that feeling so if there is anyone that can cheer me up somehow then let me know. i am just upset about a friend of mine that passed away on monday night. i hate how she went and it sucks cause i was not there to help her. I even called where she lives and told the police what was happening and it was to late. life sucks the big apple and i wish i was someone that can change things that are going to happen or already happened. I know i sound like i have lost it but i just feel that way . well i am going to go for now. And did i tell everyone i hate the rain and snow. My back is killing me and i have noone here to help make it feel better.

Today
So I have been neck deep in writing a set of songs & practicing with the band. The writing process for this record has been fun & is almost coming to an end. That means the c.d. will be out soon. At some point I can let you in on some details, but we have to keep it low key for now until everything is in place. That's kinda it for my week so far. I really have been just turning the phones off and making music. Thats it from me. Gonna go lay down on a very sexual piece of equipment and sweat with a bunch of women!! Have you seen a Pilates bed? It looks like something out of a 17th Century French torture chamber! ......'Madam, voulez vous le bondage avec moi?'!! See you all soon, thank you SO much for continually being a part of this online blog, and believe me, there will be music soon. Until next time - Peace david

What's Your Sexual Syle
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Is Ignorance Really Bliss?
I'm just kind of bored on the school computers and want something to do... so I thought I might as well type this in the five minutes reaminging of class. Yeah, not long, but meh... that's okay. In this blog I wanted to touch on the topic of people as a whole and their seeming allergy to knowledge. It's not that they don't want it (sometimes) but rather that they don't see the need to put forth the effort to obtain it. Why is this? I think it all leads back to the phrase "ignorance is bliss." I walk through the hallways of my highschool and see people who have no problems living their lives being mean to others, disregarding others, and treating others basically like shit. And they're all ignorant. Yet... they're happy, or they seem to be and say so if someone asks. I wonder if I could ever be that satisfied wth not knowing the things I do about the world, even at my relatively young age. I wonder... could I ever live my life like they do? Could I ever live, o

Can You Read This ?
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! ISNT THIS COOL!!!!!!

The First Byte: Wrestlemania
This and future entries are courtesy of MAT WWE UPDATE The First Byte--WRESTLEMANIA! First let me say that it is good to be apart of the MAT family. I'll be dropping my predictions on upcoming WWE Pay Per View Events and give my two cents on things that are happening in WWE (character-wise). So if you get on me, please forgive me because I am trying to follow the storyline to the letter. Now for this first Byte, I'm gonna talk about my favorite subject in WWE: WrestleMania! It's like Christmas and New Year's rolled into one about this time of year. WrestleMania has given me some great memories in the last 22 installments. This year, I hope the tradition rolls on. But the question still is there: We know what it means to the Superstars of RAW and SmackDown and the Extremists of ECW. But from a fans standpoint, what does WrestleMania really mean to you? As a fan of 23 years I can tell you that WrestleMania means a celebration for both wrestler and fan alike. It's a

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Climb down to test the waters, My hands feel like they're rusting away, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'll pace around like a lamb before the slaughter I'll stay here as long as you let me, Decision's been made obvious so I will return Where I started I'll stay here When I'm finished I'll whither away The Theft - Atreyu

Defending Ladies Of Cherry Tap
So yeah um so I have recently seen alot of my friends take there pictures down due to asshole pig stalkish dirty disgusting nasty men wich disgusts me.....jerk offs mature up more to be updated

My Natas Is Back
Yeah!!! I am so so happy.. After a long long wait my Cherry hubby is back.. I didnt think he was ever comming back to me.. Well I am hopeing I can make a trip this weekend to hang out with him. I am going to try I am in the process of moveing about 5 min. where I am at now.. The only thing is I wont have a comp. I am going to have to find one.. I am wanting a Lab Top. If any has a labtop or just a comp they wanna get rid of let me know.. I dont have much just let me know what you want for it..I am going to go I need to feed my lil one and clean some shit up.. Love Pretty intence P.S. I am so glad you are back Natas.... So happy.

Love And Death
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down. - Woody Allen

Things Ur Cell Can Do
WOW! This stuff really worked. very useful info if you ever need it one day...... THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from you

13 There's No Free Lunch
There's no free lunch that's one of my favorite sayings. It's a favorite not because it made things easier but that it said anything I got was going to be the result of my own effort. There are a bunch of sayings that go along those same lines and even though they're only sayings they work at keeping me within myself. When I spent time as a salesman at one point I started crashing through with a bunch of sales. What caused that was that I got in a decent mood and made a lot of calls, set up appointments and thus made sales. One of the sales managers came in to give me a pat on the back and asked just what caused the big surge. I tried to be modest and said I just got lucky. That sales manager had talked to my boss and learned about how I had been working hard and he gave me another great saying he'd learned when he was a new salesman, "The harder I worked the luckier I got." That will hold true with your fitness program. Think about that saying and think about it in a way wh

Racism
The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. This is (supposedly) a true story. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please, " the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the First class." Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued: "It i

Things I Never Say
Another day without you has gone. I miss you dearly…where did we go wrong? When will this pain end, When will my heartache for you mend? I cant stop thinking of the way things use to be. When you cared and loved only me. Although we’re thousand miles apart You will always be in my heart. You will always be the man in my life! I dream of the day we marry and I become your loving wife. [october 06]

Correction: New Dollar Coin - "in God We Trust" Is On The Sides!!!!
Correction: New Dollar Coin - "IN GOD WE TRUST" is on the sides!!!! This tells us why we should run things through snopes before getting upset over emails. I personally also decided to stay away from a computer while running a fever. Correction: New Dollar Coin - "IN GOD WE TRUST" is on the sides!!!! The "In God We Trust" is inscribed on the side of the coin. You can go to the web-site and see the sets. I hope you feel better now -- I was on a roll too 'till I checked it out; just thought I would share =:) These coins will feature larger, more dramatic artwork, as well as edge-incused inscriptions of the year of minting or issuance, "E Pluribus Unum," "In God We Trust" and the mint mark. Although the size, weight and metal composition of the new Presidential $1 Coin will be identical to that of the Sacagawea Golden Dollar, there are several unique features that make this coin distinctive. . This new coin came out this month.

Ramblings Of A Lone Wolf
I cannot win lately.Between the Damn cat,thee Dog an Insorboardinated teenages,I cannot sleep.Not even on a 100mg.Trazadone.When I do sleep,everything functions around CherryTap + the Covenant.I'm Addicted to this Place,that is for sure.I have been Addicted to many things through out the ages it seems.But first lets address the situation of the purpose of this perticular blog.After many months of haveing the most fucked up computer in the house.It is finally running at 100 % .I know longer get booted for trying to excess extensive profiles.Now my problem is the error messages that constantly appear if I rate things to fast.Or I'll be in the middle of rateing stuff an I must log back in.This even accured when CherryTap was my home page.I cannot rate more than 20 things of 1 friend without being asked to logg out an log back in.When I first arrived here,when it was the LostCherry I was labeled a staulker by BabyJesus.I could not rate anyone past 5 pictures.There was some sort of Covenant

Feeling Down This Moring
♥CUM VOTE FOR ME CLICK ON THE PIC WILL TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST IN 3RD WANT TO BE IN 1ST!!! VOTE 4 ME¢¾ VOTE 4 ME VOTE 4 ME VOTE 4 ME VOTE 4 ME I HAVE OVER 600 FREINDS AND ONLY A FEE ARE VOTING FOR ME PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME IN THIS CONTEST I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO WIN A LEAST ONE!!! AND RIGHT NOW I NEED ALL MY FREINDS TO HELP!!! I HELP ALL OF YA'LL PLEASE HELP ME!!!

How To Install A (redneck) Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin' and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

God Vs Harley
Harley Davidson vs. God The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, " Ah, yes." "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your inven

Yet Another New Blog Community....
for me to explore.... :D on MyFoxAustin.com. LOL... Yes, I am starting to feel a little better. Throat is lessening in painful intensity and I am starting to get some of my voice back; not completely, mind you, but some is better than none - right???

Rules For Men
The International Rules of Manhood: 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is stri

Ever Have A Dream Like This?
Last night, I dreamt that for some reason, we were in my car driving back from springfield to my house. and by we, i mean myself, my brother, john goodman, and roseanne barr. both were in character from the show, "Roseanne." john goodman's driving, roseanne's shotgun, and my brother and i are in the back seat. i casually notice he's going about 85mph in snow, and i mention i don't usually do that on dry pavement, let alone snow. sure enough, we get all the way to my house, and he spins out about 100 yards from the driveway. in doing so, we slide off the road, into the ditch, but in my dream, my road ditch turned into a 20 foot ravine with a creek about 8 feet deep. john goodman, roseanne, my brother, and i all get out fine, but my brother's in the water, diving to get anyone else out of the lumina. he doesn't find anyone, and all i can think about is, "how am i going to get my car out of this creek and into my driveway?!" and then i woke up.

This Should B Fun (don;t B A Chicken Shit)
Here's The Game (for those who don't know it): IF U COME IN U BEEN TAGGED SO JUST DO IT A player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their six weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read yours. 1. been told i am too anal about medical issues....hahaha to do with the slightest cough even. 2.i'm obssessed with my sons feet 3.if its pink do it...roflmao 4.haha i can puke on command (ewwwww) 5.everrrrrrrrrything has to b shaved 6.i make sure my ass is viewable when i leave my house ALL the time. *Consider yourself TAGGED!* ~NOW GO TO IT!~

Music
…I think, fundamentally, music is something inherently people love and need and relate to, and a lot of what's out right now feels like McDonalds. It's quick-fix. You kind of have a stomachache afterwards. - Trent Reznor

A Stang Owner's Manual.....lol
You know, I get a lot of inquiries on how to get, keep and properly maintain a Stang....truth be told, none of the above are an easy feat to accomplish but for those who want to "pre-read" the owner's manual...LOL, you're a glutton for punishment. One of the first things to always remember is that although a Stang is moderately priced, it's a luxury vehicle. The maintenance is high. Stangs don't require a lot of bells and whistles so to speak but do require a lot of attention. Lot's of polishing, rubbing and likes to be talked to. As easy on the eye as a Stang may be, strictly having one for appearance could cause you much embarassment. Stangs are one owner...lol and do not like the concept of being owned by collectors. If you are lucky enough to get a Stang, that's all you need. No need getting a classic Stang but insisting on trying to drive a Yugo....ha!!!! If you are caught trying to borrow, purchase or even test drive anything other than a Stang, your baby will brea

Common Sense
The Sad Passing of Common Sense. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense l

On My Way To Baltimore
I will have a table at the Horrorfind convention. This one proves to be really wild and very fun! Some of ym darkstone family will be in attendance if you'd like to attend go to www.horrorfind.com See you there!

Come Do This Game Get A Laugh
***I smacked the computer cause the voices told me to *** Come on just do it and leave your answers in my comments!!!!!!!!!!! Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1----I fell in love with 2----I ate a 3----I smacked 4----I sang to 5----I gave my number to 6----I murdered 7----I shot 8----I gave a lap dance to 9----I chocked on 10---I bitched out 11---I had sex with 12---I humped Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a hooker 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------a ninja 13-------the computer 14-------a football player 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a Jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a pickle 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permanent marker 22-------my dad 23-------a condom 24-------my psychiatrist 25-------a policeman 26-------my brother 2

Holy Shit Wash U'r Hands.
yuck.......yuck........yuck Eewwwwwwwwwwww During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Lil Boys (way Too Cute)
Gotta love little boys.... To all my friends who have sons.....and those who don't..... it seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Wives Duties....lmao
>>>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given >>>their new wives duties. >>> >>>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had >>>told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house >>>cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it >>>took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean >>>house and the dishes were all washed and put away. >>> >>>Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had >>>given his wife orders that she was to do all the house, >>>cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day >>>he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the >>>third day,his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a >>>huge dinner on the table. >>> >>>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told >>>her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes >>>washed,lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on t

Blood Turned To Tears
This blood turned into tears A broken heart runs my body Dripping forth until I give my life I have become a sacrifice It hurts me just to think of you I void the pain that is unbarring To know that I take these sufferings from you - As I lay dying

I Went Into The Military 15 Years Ago To Defend This Country
Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! Subject: THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citiz

It's My Life....
So, what do you think of us now? I've gone and disappeared, left you with absolutely nothing. But you don't seem to care. And I really don't give a damn. I've been stuck in that same cycle with you for way too long. You can't take anymore away from me. I wish that it was simple to be rid of you, to let my feelings for you and our memories rinces away while standing in the chilling rain But you haunt me, when I know I no longer need you to live or to simply have the need to love. I have found something so precious Inside me, that you never touched. I have formed this world and made it into my dream paradies. It's my life, my love, my soul. I wonder how I could have let you so close to taking it all. In one moment I had placed Myself on top of the whole wide world only to find it end in ruin and despair once more. I find myself deluded in my own sadness, and I long for nothing more but to be left alone. I need no one to make me feel hap

Milf
Ok ladies here goes for all of us out there that are moms be proud to be called MILF i have been called it by someone special. I take it as a compliment and u should too. Be proud of your self body and mind. If you are given the chance to get called one say thanks hold your head high and smile.

My Lover My Friend
Unannounced you came along… A young gentleman looking for someone to bond. Offering your heart to a complete stranger. Love, it was with the first sight of her. Patiently you waited for the unexpected. You gave her your love and hoped she’d accept it. She was always afraid to be hurt by men, But with time she knew you were different and gave in! Yes it is true; I fell in love for the first time. And its hard for me accept something so good to actually be mine. After so long of praying my dream came true. I finally found my true love…it was with you! I’m sorry I was so stubborn but you know I do try. Forgive me for every time I made you cry. I know I’ve hurt you in the past But that will be no more because I want us to last. You’ll always be My lover My Friend. And I’m going to love you until the end… [Since the beginning] (SOMETHING I DREW IN THE BEGINNING... THEY ARE LOVERS & FRIENDS) PLEASE DO NOT RIP THIS PIC

Letter To The Press
I am on a hunger strike as of Feb 21st 2007. My name is Jeremy P. Lincicum. I am on this strike for those of us who have no voice within our Government, the working poor, the unemployed, the uninsured and the homeless. More then at any point in our history we have started our elections sooner, are spending millions of dollars and wasting time that our elected officials should be working on today’s and future problems. We have become a divided nation on so many topics, with heated rhetoric from both the extreme right and left of our political parties. Lost are the days of meaningful compromises and aiming for the greater good of all Americans. All the while the rich are getting richer and the gap between the rich and middle class is widening and the number of the poor is growing. This does not stop the government from hitting up the poor for it’s debt from both the state and federal levels. Should they not help the poor increase there income so that they can pay back there debt and stil

Addendum!
Forgot to mention I'm entering The Big Mike's Dragon tattoo contest. Don't usually enter contests of any kind but I thought I'd do this one! Don't know all the particulars yet. I'll pass it on when I know! There are so many absolutely stunning Dragon tattoos out there! Can't wait to see them all in one place, lol!

Letter To Sen. Obama
I want to start out by saying by no means am I looking for a hand out or a free ride. I just want a fair shake. With that said, hello. My name is Jeremy P. Lincicum and I am from Edwardsville Illinois. I will do my best to keep this short and to the point. 2007 has started out pretty rocky at best. I’d like to start with a brief background of myself. I am 31, live in a 3 bedroom house with 3 other guys, work midnights at a hotel making $7.75 an hour and I am lucky to pull in 12k a year. First, I left college about 9 years ago with no degree and a few loans. This alone could fill pages to explain. So I will give you the readers digest version. I started College at SIUE in Jan. of 1995. It took a fight just to get in, so I know I had to prove myself. I did well, and pulled out a 3.30 GPA, not to bad for me. I began making a mark for myself both in campus life with the housing department and with the theatre departments. Then in Aug. 15th 1996 the bottom dropped and my mother had at

Excellent Advice From A Friend About Lies!!!!!!!!
Be True To Your Word..... Don't overpromise. Many lies feel necessary because you've gotten yourself into a situation and you don't know how to get out of it. You can start by not overcommitting yourself with other people. Only promise what you can realistically do. Don't make up too many rules for yourself. If you set yourself up by trying to be perfect, you will feel like you're failing and feel like you have to lie. Instead of "I am never going to be late for school again", try "I intend to stop being late as much as I reasonably can." Are others making you stick to rules that aren't realistic? Many times parents, teachers, employers, boyfriends or girlfriends box us into a corner by making us follow their strict rules. If you are in such a situation, you will find that you are lying because you can't possibly live up to their expectations. You need to talk it out with them. You may not be entirely successful - sometimes you can't change your parent's ideas, but you can ackno

Why Is It?
That my worst enemy is my oldest sister? What the fuck does she get out of making my life hell? I mean seriously one of these days she's gonna have to find a new target. Either that or I'll slit her fucking throat.

"could U Be"
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts

Exhausted!!!
I am just exhausted! I have worked 14 hour days for the past 11 days straight. Today I have an important conference call to be on and then another late night meeting tonight to probably be my 12 day in a row of 12 hours or more work days. When I can I jump on here and say hi to those who send me shouts and messages. But, I am sure I don't see all the shouts for they drop off the bottom of the list. Well... I need to get ready to get to work. My ebook is coming along but I have not typed anything into it yet for the past 11 days. I have however been dictating the book into my micro-cassette recorder so I can type it later. And it is getting hot. So far my female characther has had an orgasm in the shower in the morning of the party, her husband has fingered into another one on her way to the hotel, she had another orgasm in the elevator on the way up to their room and I finished off my dictation with her having another orgasm on the private balcony 68 floors up... an

Life
To whom do i call on when everything i know, i question? "For everything and anything, i gave my all. My heart and soul and you left me broken." Still i fight for it all????? Never understand where i went wrong. To whom do i call on when everything i know, i question? For in the moment, i lost everything. "For everything and anything, i gave my all. My heart and soul and you left me broken." Where did i go wrong....and why must i feel as if i still have to fight? To whom do i call on.............. "I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him."

Steelers
Tomlin unworried about comments Accepts that Faneca preferred Grimm By Ed Bouchette, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette The first discouraging words from within since the Steelers hired Mike Tomlin as head coach came from 4,657 miles away, from guard Alan Faneca, a team co-captain playing in his sixth Pro Bowl in Honolulu. The new coach tackled this initial public difference of in-house opinion yesterday by saying he was not really surprised. "Yeah, I did see what he said and, no, I'm not concerned about it whatsoever," Tomlin said. "Transition's never easy, particularly at a place like this that has had great stability. Some organizations get quite used to change; this is not one of them, thankfully. So you don't expect it to be easy or comfortable for everyone, but not concerned about that at all." Faneca, a nine-year starter, displayed disappointment over the weekend that neither of the two candidates on the staff, Russ Grimm or Ken Whisenhunt, were hired to replac

How Do I Compare Thee
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Cursed Diamond
I lose myself I forget myself Sometimes I fault myself I might fight myself But then I make amends I freeze myself Rain on myself Ok, so I stone myself And I might even find myself But then again what happens if I do So unzip my pride Open me up wide So I can show this to you I want to shine for you I want to sparkle too Just like a diamond cursed Well you know it dont get worse You know that Ill save you time Your trouble now is mine Hold me baby Hold me girl And I will laugh with you If you want me to Roll me in your splendor I'll envy your surrender And show you victory I hate myself Doesnt everybody hate themselves I scare myself Then I tell myself its all in my mind So I let the poison go cause I always know It will be there for me

Hhow To Syay In Love
HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY !! How To Stay In Love... FIND time to date. Time to be alone and tell each other of your love. You spent time alone at first...why did you quit? My wife and I get away alone every week. Just to refocus on each other. And to fall in love again. UNDERSTAND what delights the other and make it happen. "The romance is over," says Marlys Huffman, "when you see a rosebush and start looking for aphids instead of picking a bouquet." Does she like to be surprised by flowers? Does he have a favorite dish or activity? Does she enjoy spontaneous affection? Know what brings pleasure to your partner -- and delight him/her! NEVER forget why you got together in the first place. When you focus first on his faults you're not thinking about his strengths. When you're busy pointing out her imperfections, you're not enjoying those qualities that attracted you to her initially. Choose to appreciate that which first drew you together and your romance will grow.

You Guys Wanted Instuctions.....
Obviously, the majority of you foolz out there haven't a fucking boardgame CLUE?!?!?! on how to eat pussy...which just causes an increase in the already abundant population of bi[trendy]sexual females..sooo here's a few SIMPLE (no it's actually very easy) methods I've had in my arsenal for quite some time.. FIRST..It's easier to make a girl cum, from eatin' her pussy as opposed to fuckin' her, even tho im told that i make most women im with cum by fucking them.i love to eat it lick it and suck on the lips clit and put my tounge deep in her hole...this is a lil ..from what I know offhand...95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up

No Use
You come in the room and you close the door And you let me see what you're really here for Then you lay me down in an unmade bed And you show me things that aren't easily said Working in circles and twisting away Making it hard to breathe Touching my skin I don't want it to end I'm gone and you can't catch me Chorus: There's no use lying Because I've heard all your bullshit before You've said your old line for the very last time Don't want you round my backdoor She says my name and it takes me away A kiss on my brow and I'm here to stay When the clock chimes twelve And we're down on the floor She tells me things I've never heard before Working in circles and twisting away Making it hard to breathe Touching my skin I don't want it to end I'm gone and you can't catch me Chorus

Night Of Feb 27th, 2007
So its early for me, (maybe 1 or 2 am.) I'm just breaking & laying on my bed, everythings coming out tonight, I mean everything. Emotions and emotional flashbacks? Yep, getting those too now, and as soon as Pieces by Sum 41 comes on, everything keeps coming out. Every feeling you could think of, hate, self hate, depression, darkness, everything. I'm sober but laying in bed realizing "I hit the absolute bottom, now why can't I sleep?." So, maybe another hour or so passes and I finally zonk out. Someone calls my name, I shrug it off. At this point I had passed the point of giving up and not caring to the point of being drained and collapsing. Almost nothing short of the end of the world, or a nuke war would've woken me up between then and when I did finally wake up.

Hi
MySpace Comments just to say woo hoo it's nearly the weekend... Why im getting excited who knows... Cos nothing ever happens :( . But u never know i could dream....That my Prince Charming is going to sweep me off me feet .... Yeh ok .... Im day dreaming agaim i know .. Oh well i hope u all thave a tasty thursday , and a super weekend xxxxx

You Can Always Count On Me***
i am sitting here tonight reading your words of pain wondering where does this come from? who is the one to blame? why are you feeling like this my dear like all trust and love has been tossed? and feeling all the lonlinees of a man that is broken and lost? i am here my love with open arms i am here to take this pain away i will always be here my love every hour of everyday. it may not be face to face but whatever this case may be know that i am there in spirit and your heart i will set free. free from all this agony and the pain that you have growing inside your feelings are important to my heart my dear, please you have nothing to hide. just come to me and let me in let me help u take this pain away i know together we can make it through anything look how far we have made it in these days.. life is not always perfect or fair sometimes things can bring you to your knees. but always, HAYATI, remember on thing... YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME...

I Need You! ~rates Only Contest
Here is what the contest is about..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > PSP/Graphic Makers Contest NOW OPEN!!! > > If you have a friend in the contest please give them a rate, only rates count. All pics are in the "Contest" pic folder! Here is what they could win!! > > 1st place: 7 day blast and a rolex > 2nd place: 3 day blast and a choice of Ring > 3rd place: 1 day blast and a choice of earrings or a platinum cherry. > > Voting starts today ( March 1st ) and will end March 7th. Prizes will be given out no later then the evening of the 8th! Please remind your friend no down rating. Name and shame i don't like doing and a big fat block! This is for good fun please don't spoil it :D > > Good Luck all and Thank you for your time and creativity :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sooooooo, what I need from you, my friends is one little rate and that's all, nothing more nothing less! If you want me to know that you voted for

Dating As An Escort
Yup that's what I do, I'm a professional Escort. Hey it's not a career choice but it does get the bills paid. Unfortunatly it tends to have one of two effects on men. 1. the get all weirded out and run screaming in the other direction or 2. they automaticly assume i'm just going to jump into bed with them and don't take the time to get to know me. Maybe i should just forget about haveing a boyfriend until i get a slightly more legit job. Damnit. Why can't i find a man that undersands that for me work is work and that personal life is just that, PERSONAL! *sigh* all well such is life and this is just another day.

No More Puppies!!
the last puppy went to his new home today...I have mixed feelings on this. I am glad to have several fewer dogs (9 total was just too much!!), yet I am sad (they really were adorable little gals). And I had to find homes for two of the bigger dogs, another mixed set of emotions...I dont actually care for dogs but after almost a year it was hard not to be attached... Oh well life goes on right? I'm just going to focus on the fact that I now have a two dog household and two dogs is mopre than enough for a 'cat person' Hey theres my positive, now I can get a cat! yea cats! lol, okay I think I'm done for now, back to the girls and all the joy that is morning with them...

A Lover's Lullaby
A Lover's Lullaby Lay your head on my heart, Close your eyes, And I’ll sing you a lover’s lullaby. Drift away from the world’s insanity, fall into a sheltered sleep, I’ll take you where tears are things of mystery, and where your soul may freely be. Because I love you, is the Why, My deepest affections, Heard only in a lover’s lullaby. I’ll heal your wounds, and ease your pain, Let no storm reach you, ever again. Feel my heart beating, I hear you sigh, I’m singing you a lover’s lullaby. Gently I will stroke your hair, stroke your cheeks and kiss your lips, Never will you shed a tear, because I will be there, forever, like this. May you dream and think of me, and how our love will never die, Only these words I whisper to you, In a lover’s lullaby.

Woow.
Some people SERIOUSLY don't understand the word NO. Most people on here aren't here to listen to others bitch and complain about how one person has more points then them, this persons using greese monkey, oh no, and this person hates me boo fucking hoo bitches. NO ONE gives a fuck seriously. You can take your cry baby asses, back to myspace or cybersocieties cause we all know thats where you babies came from. UGH they annoy me. HOW HARD is it for people to just come online for a few hours and HAVE FUN. It seems to be extremely hard for some people. And to be honest i don't really care if you disagree. This is my blog and i will state my opnion anywhere i want, anyway i want. Get the fuck over it. Yes im bitchy right now, but im sick and tired of hearing cry babies. Ugh if you agree with me rate this blog :)

Why Worry
Baby I see this world has made you sad Some people can be bad The things they do, the things they say But baby I'll wipe away those bitter tears I'll chase away those restless fears That turn your blue skies into grey Why worry, there should be laughter after the pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now Baby when I get down I turn to you And you make sense of what I do I know it isn't hard to say But baby just when this world seems mean and cold Our love comes shining red and gold And all the rest is by the way Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now

We're Losing Signal Captain, But Not Our Job!
Ok so for now I am getting my internet for free. See, someone in this neighborhood is running a wireless network that isn't locked down. Yay for me huh? So, when the weather gets bad I start to lose signal. ( hey it's freakin' free internet, I cant ask for more) When I lose the signal I can usually get enough to keep me signed into the messenger services, but I dont get enough oooomph to log into explorer. I am gonna put my messenger ID's here incase anyone is interested. I dont use MSN much, but I could for the right person ;) I am going out on a limb here cuz I have yet to tell anyone my real name. I guess y'all are gonna find out now. Shhh.. don't tell anyone m'k? Yahell - catwoman20886 MSN - mindigreen@msn.com AIM - Mindicatt I blogged about my job and the recent actions of my boss whom I love more than my luggage. ( If you have seen Steel Magnolias you might know what that means) I had every intention of going into work yesterday and telling her that we need to have a se

I See You
I see you standing there looking at me I see you move towards me I see you smile I feel your breath on my neck I feel the touch of your lips on mine I feel you hands wrap around me holding me tight I hear your words of love I hear you say don’t give up I feel loved I see the weight of the world disappear I see only you and your so near.

20 Going On 65
What do you do when you realize Your 20 years old going on 65 Trying to enjoy the days of your youth While looking out through an old mans eyes Well what are you gonna do When it's ended befor your through? And you have'nt had the chance to play the game Well what will you say? When your wasted away And your feelings ar'nt feeling the same All the places I've been Makes it hard to begin All over again in the same way But you have to play,What can you say Tell me what you do? What do you do when you finally realize Your 20 years old and your going on 65 Trying to enjoy the days of your youth While looking out through an old mans eyes. Jimbo/Copyright/12/75

Oh, Happy Day!!
Apparently my mantra didn't work, school is canceled today! I'll deal. Dakota is already demonstrating his skills at Powerpoint for me - now that is just sad!! I haven't even figured that out yet. By the way, he's the 12 year old, lol!! Said something about learning how to do it in Keyboarding class at the Middle School. How things change over the decades, lmao!!!! Back to the weather! We've got rain and thunderstorms at the moment. Care to place bets on what comes down the Pike next?! Guess I'll provide updates today, lol! Gentlemen, place your bets!! I'm feeling a little punch drunk this morning. Went to bed a little early for me, so naturally I was awake at 1:30 a.m. Yep, I was online here at the TAP until about 3 a.m.! Amazing, I always meet new people when I show up at that hour, add a friend or two! Nice!! Kind of fun, actually. Yes, I am easily amused, lol! OK, I've started a small war here. Enough ESPN! I want music! Changed the channel to a Nine Inch Nails concer

Puppy Contest
Ok Heres another Contest :o) My puppy is in the cutest pet contest Please Please Help him win Ive been in 4 contest and havent won So maybe Just maybe he can help me win ;) LOL Please come rate and Bomb his Pic Please :o) Muahhhhhhh to all heres the link just click on his pic to rate and bomb him :o) Thanks ............. Glenda

Bad Habits
Breaking the Habit of Feeling Bad About Myself When I was very young, I needed to be taught As all children do How to choose wisely. And so I was taught That when I chose badly Or made a mistake To feel bad about myself. The teaching was successful. By so many criteria I did indeed Choose wisely. But every decision No matter how wise Included a bit Of feeling bad That never went away. It just built up over time. And though I did well My unhappiness grew No matter what I did. If I'd been unable To learn other ways To define choosing wisely, I would have begun Choosing very badly When the unhappiness Became intolerable. Then one day Someone told me Feeling bad about myself Only gets in the way Of choosing wisely. At first I didn't believe, But the more I tried it The more I was convinced: We do our best And decide most wisely When we feel good About ourselves. A horrible mistake, Or a s

A Beautiful Thought
Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's just a few b

The Positive Side Of Life
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because i

Passion
PASSION IS MOST IMPORTANT, WITHOUT IT LIFE BECOMES DULL AND BORING. SOMEONES FINGERS TOUCHING YOUR BODY SLOWLY CREATES AN EVERLASTING FIRE INSIDE, FEELING YOUR HEART BEAT FASTER AS THE PASSION HEATS UP MMMMM WHAT A THOUGHT XX

Have A Good Week!
BY SINCERELY ADMIRING BEAUTY, YOU BECOME MORE BEAUTIFUL. WHEN YOU TRULY APPRECIATE THE CREATIVE WORK OF OTHERS, YOUR OWN CREATIVITY GROWS STRONGER. ACT WITH RESPECT TOWARD OTHERS, AND YOU'LL DEVELOP A DEEPER RESPECT FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN POSSIBILITIES. BE GENEROUS WITH THOSE AROUND YOU, AND YOU'LL FIND THAT LIFE IS MORE GENEROUS WITH YOU. SPEND TIME IN PEACEFUL SURROUNDINGS, AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO CARRY THAT PEACE WITHIN YOU. LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF SOMEONE WHO IS FILLED WITH POSITIVE PASSION, AND THAT PASSION WILL FIND A PLACE IN YOU AS WELL. THE WAY YOU LIVE CAN HAVE A GREAT INFLUENCE ON THE WAY YOU ARE. YOU CARRY WITHIN YOU LASTING ECHOES OF THE PEOPLE, THINGS, PLACES AND EXPERIENCES TO WHICH YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED. THE CHOICES YOU MAKE IN THIS MOMENT CAN AFFECT YOUR LIFE LONG AFTER THIS DAY HAS PASSED. SO FILL THIS MOMENT WITH BEAUTY, LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, ACCOMPLISHMENT, ADMIRATION AND PASSION. PUT YOURSELF IN SITUATIONS WHERE THE GOODNESS OF LIFE WILL BE ABLE TO

Sorry About The Absence
Well I am not online much anymore i am in the middle of planing my wedding so its hard to get one here. and taking care of my kids too seeing as i am moving at the ened of the year to Topeka to be with my baby and then marry him in July some time we love each other so much so if i am not on then i am sorry i am a very busy Bride to be