A FRIEND LET ME COPY THIS..I WANTED IT BECAUSE IT FITS IN WELL WITH A STORY THAT I HAVE ABOUT A WOMAN THAT I USED TO WORK WITH...HE BOYFRIEND CAME IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE BAR..SHE ASKED HIM WHAT HE HAD BEEN DOING..WHEN HE TOLD HER THAT IT WASN'T ANY OF HER BUSINESS ( HE WAS A REAL JACKASS AND MEAN TO BOOT)..SHE SAID OK..WELL AFTER HE HAD PASSED OUT,SHE TIED HIM UP SO HE COULDN'T HIT HER..HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS REALLY GOING TO GET LUCKY AND I GUESS IN A WAY HE GET LUCKY..HE STILL HAD HIS PRIVATES INTACT..WHAT SHE DID DO WAS SHE GLUE A CERTAIN AREA OF HIS BODY ON HIS LEG..HE WAS WELL ENDOWED...NOW THIS WAS THE PART THAT JUST ABOUT KILLED ME..HE HAD TO GO TO THE ER TO GET IT UNSTUCK...LMAO...THE DOCTORS COULD NOT QUIT LAUGHING AND WHEN THEY FOUND OUT WHY SHE DID..WELL FOR SOME REASON IT TOOK THEM A LONG TIME TO GET HIM ALL FIXED UP...AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TOOK EITHER...WELL HE NEVER DID HIT HER AGAIN AFTER THAT..HE DIDN'T GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT ANYMORE EITHER...I GUESS IT MIGHT ALSO BEEN SOMETHING THAT SHE SAID ALSO..SHE TOLD HIM IF HE EVER STEPPED OUT OF LINE AGAIN,THEN HE WOULD NEED THE SUPER GLUE..WELL I'LL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU TAKE HOWEVER YOU WANT..
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in instant death.....
