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Issues
Looks like this whole job situation has gotten out of control. Find out that for 2 months my coworkers have been bitchin about me behind my back to the owner, who for some misguided reason waited until now to tell me anything. wtf, i dont think i will ever understand this kinda shit, if theres a problem say something to me..... i guess maybe thats to hard or doesnt create enough drama. add in that we start paying for a second location starting the 1st which hasnt even started the buildout (if ya dont know all retail locations start out as a shell, four walls doors windows roof and thats about it, the rest is done by the renter) which will prob take a month to do, plus inventory and setting it up. so thats at least 2 months of rent for which there will be no income for. its like a line of dominoes, money has to come from somewhere, take the rent out of this stores income which is that much less inventory in the store to make a profit on which has already been stretched thin as it is try

So, What's The Moral Of The Story...
Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one. The following day, Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched." Billy is last to speak. He says, "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated d

Moments Of Time. (poem)
You wanted me Like I wanted you a dozen roses and chocolates for you. Oh so cliche' Would not you say. So typical of a male. Lets change the typical, and do something rare. How about a stroll in the evening Beneath a carpet of stars. How about the sea with crashing waves. Into the water. Our feet to bathe. How about a caress. A simpel hold. No more no less this is the desire. How about your words upon my ear. Just because your voice I long to hear. the time is all I wish to have. To share moments of time here with you.

Hearin Gproblem
HEARING PROBLEM 2/07 @JOE FRESH I SAT IN THE DARK WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU I WAITED BY THE PHONE LOOKING AT IT STARING AT IT, TRYING TO USE TELEKENISIS TO MAKE IT RING BUT IT DIDN’T I CHECKED THE PHONE TO SEE IF IT WAS ON I ADJUSTED THE RING TONE TO ENSURE I COULD HEAR IT HELL, I EVEN CALLED MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IT WAS WORKING BUT STILL IT DIDN’T RING AS I SAT IN THE DARK WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU THE NIGHT GREW LONGER MY BODY GREW COLDER MY HEART BEGAN TO WEAKEN AS SECONDS TURNED INTO MINUTES MINUTES INTO HOURS MY NIGHT TURNED INTO DAY TRANSFORMING MY NIGHTMARE INTO A DAYMARE AS I WAITED TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL SORTS OF POSSIBLITIES BEGAN TO GROW IN MY MENTAL STATE THE SEEDS OF DOUBT WERE LEFT TO SELF CULTIVATE GROWING OUT OF CONTORL ON THEIR OWN LIKE A CHIA PET ON STEROIDS OR SOMETHING I STOPPED DREAMING, I STOPPED THINKING THEN THE PHONE RANG IT WASN’T YOU; IT WAS THE ALARM….. AND I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU

++ He Was You ++
This is from my softer side... A side I rarely allow anyone to see.... For fear that someone might warm this cold heart... And in that lies a danger of it falling apart.... My mind is whirling with thoughts, memories or are they fantasies.... They feel so real to me yet they might just be make believe... I cannot seperate the ones I love from the ones I hate... In every thought there lies a meaning... In every meaning lies another thought... Its an endless battle which I feel I have already fought... I struggle with these feelings every waking breath... I wrestle with these demons that are breathing down my neck.... I love you, I hate you, I cant live without you... Part of me wants to let you in... Part of me will always keep you out.... I have built a wall around my heart... You keep tryin but I cant let you tear it apart... If I lose my head my heart will soon follow.... Its easier to act like I dont care... Look into my eyes they are hollow... If I let you in you will consume m

27 Feb 07 - Tuesday
27 Feb 07 - Tuesday 1802 Victor Hugo France, author (Hunchback of Notre Dame, Les Miserables) 1832 John George Nicolay US, author (Abe Lincoln's biographer) 1846 William F "Buffalo Bill" Cody Davenport IA, killed 4000 buffaloes 1852 John Harvey Kellogg surgeon, inspired flaked cereal industry 1866 Herbert Henry Dow pioneer in US chemical industry (Dow Chemical) 1876 Pauline Musters shortest known adult (58.9 cm, 1' 11.2") 1893 Ivor A "I A" Richards English poet/critic (Meaning of Meaning) 1908 Tex Avery cartoon director (What's up, Doc?) 1916 Jackie Gleason Brooklyn NY, comedian (Ralph Kramden-Honeymooners) 1920 Tony Randall [Leonard Rosenberg], Tulsa OK, actor (Felix-Odd Couple) 1925 James Moody US, jazz saxophonist/orchestra leader 1928 Antoine "Fats" Domino rhythm & blues pianist/singer (Blueberry Hill) 1932 Johnny Cash (I Walk The Line, Folsom Prison Blues, Boy Named Sue) 1943 Bob "The Bear" Hite California, singer (Canned Heat-Going Up the Country) 1947 Sandi Shaw

Poetry By: @my
I don't really know where this came from... Some dark corner of my mind... Therein lies a poet... This poet is not kind... This pain inside runs deep... Tucked away it is my burden to keep... If only I could forget to remember... I could shed this heavy load... I try, I fail, I weep... Can somebody break the code... The shackles of my soul fall in defeat... A new creature is born... One who is full of love and not torn... But wait do you hear that sound... In my dreams I am bound... I wake up only to realize.... I am still in disguise... Im still searching for the way.... I grow more vindictive everyday.... I cannot release the animal inside.... So I try my best to devour and hide.... I want so much to be free... I want to be whole again... A little part of me dies with each new moon... And when the full moon shows its new found glory... That is when the tale of me becomes a whole new story... A beast is released that I cannot nor wish to contain... It prowls this world full of hat

Geeks=alicia Renee :p
Anthony says im a geek because i can remember all the html color codes, and pretty much a lot of other things, like making layouts, and inserting images etc. :( He says ima geek -sniffle sniffle- And i swear he named this blog that title, argh mean man. I swear it. LOL Not really, i love him like woah beans. =] Any whoot. My ankle still hurts. :( ♥ ♥ Guys do me all a favor, make sure you rate my page and fan me :) =p Oh and please rate this blog for me, id appreciate it :)

Cant Wait Till Summer
im sooooooo happy. i kno i aint been online fo a minute lately ive jus been gettin ready 2 go off to college....i sent out a whole bunchg of applications n im maily hoping to end up going to NYU....im so happi

Jeff Foxworthy: Upstate New York
Jeff Foxworthy: Upstate New York If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in Upstate, NY. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate NY. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York. If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York. If y

To All Of My Friends
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say ! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to alwa ys say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might b

What A Woman Should Have....
¢¾A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE¢¾ a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make

Nevada Man Is Gripped With Sorrow As Skinheads Celebrate Son's Slaying
Las Vegas -- After his son was murdered on July 4, 1998, Lionel Newborn thought this year would be a time for peace and remembrance. He was wrong. Outside the Vacation Village casino on the Las Vegas Strip on Saturday, on the eve of the anniversary of his son's death in what he calls a hate crime, Lionel Newborn watched in disbelief as a carload of skinheads screeched to a stop. One young man with ''Intimidation One'' tattooed across his chest jumped out and started shinnying up a flagpole in an attempt to destroy first the Mexican, then the Israeli, flag. Later that night, according to Las Vegas police, white power bands planned to stage a rock concert to celebrate the slaying of Lin Newborn, a 24-year-old African-American who had spent much of his adult life campaigning against racism. ''If these neo-Nazis are going to have a concert to celebrate my son's death, I can't feel vengeance because I am a Christian,'' said Newborn's father, a Las Vegas resident. ''I can, howeve

Skinhead Convicted In Bus Stop Slaying Of Black Immigrant
Denver -- A skinhead was convicted of murder and attempted murder in the 1997 shooting death of a West African immigrant at a bus stop and the wounding of a bystander who came to the victim's aid. The jury reached the verdict against Jeremiah Barnum, 25, on Monday. The color drained from his face when he heard the verdict. He faces a mandatory sentence of life in prison without parole Prosecutors did not seek the death penalty. The jury also found Barnum guilty of ethnic intimidation. Barnum is one of two white men accused in a shooting at a Denver bus stop that killed Oumar Dia, an immigrant from Senegal, and left Jeannie VanVelkinburgh paralyzed. The other defendant, 21-year-old Nathan Thill, is accused of pulling the trigger and will stand trial next month. Prosecutors said Barnum and Thill killed Dia because he was black. Ms. VanVelkinburgh, who is white, was shot after she came to the aid of Dia. "I do not have anything to celebrate about as the life of Oumar

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Ppl
Chicago -- An admitted member of a white supremacist group was sentenced Wednesday for joining two knife-wielding friends in chasing four terrified black children and shouting racial epithets at them. Harley Hermes, 21, a member of an organization known as the Lake County Skinheads, was sentenced in federal court to 20 months in prison for conspiring to violate the civil rights of the four youngsters. "Today's sentence ... warns those who would commit hate crimes that they will receive the punishment they deserve and alerts victims of such violence that we will vindicate their civil rights," U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald said in a statement. The incident took place in Fox Lake in suburban Lake County on the night of Aug. 30, 2002, after a Grant Community High School football game. Hermes pleaded guilty Sept. 3 and acknowledged seeing the youngsters and falsely telling two friends that one of them had started trouble. Hermes and his friends, Shaun Derifield and a

My Safest Place To Hide
When I am sad and lost, Feeling all alone. I look around and the room is full, Yet it seems so empty. The room is full of hate, negativity n jealousy But lacks happiness, love, respect n compassion. I run out of the room searching high n low for a place to be at peace n tranquility. However, I cant seem to find such a place. As I continue my journey in search of such a place, I start giving up hope n throw myself on the grass n begin to weep. Now I am lost and cant find my way.... SO I just sit there. Looking at my surroundings. My face in my hands, I all of a sudden feel a slight tug on my shoulder, I look up and all I can see is this beautiful dark creature staring at me with sad eyes. I sit up straight and stare into its beautiful dark brown eyes We are locked in eachothers stare n I can feel my eyes become heavy but yet I start to feel calm. I managed to pull out of the stare. As I look around again, the dark c

Skinheads Torch 10-year Old In North Russia
A 10-year-old Armenian boy has been set on fire as a result of an apparent racist attack in the northern Russian city of Kostroma, the Regions.ru web-site reports. The local police believe that the boy fell victim to skinheads. Eyewitnesses have told the police that two friends, aged 10 and 11 had dropped into a grocery store after classes. A group of youths was apparently waiting for them outside. As the boys came out of the shop, the attackers splashed gasoline over one of them and set him on fire. Luckily, some passers-by helped the boy and quickly extinguished the fire. He was then rushed to hospital. Doctors said the boy had burns to his face and hands. The attackers fled the scene. The local police reported that they looked like skinheads. The fact that the victim was Armenian also suggests the attack may have been racist, the police say.

Can I Be Anymore Fucked Up Than I Am Already!
i have to learn how to let go...i have to learn how to say goodbye...i must leave what will never be...regardless of how i feel...i must train myself not to give in...it's not worth it anymore nor is it healthy...how i forgot who meant something to me...she's 10 blocks away from me and always was my bestfriend...my soul mate...and i'm finally reunited with her...but is it enough i question myself...am i satified fully...or do i want more...do i need more...my problem stems from deep with in...how i become bored with what i have after i've gotten it...the whole chase until the catch is what keeps me going and then it fades...maybe i'm crazy and need therapy...i'm forgetting how to love again...maybe because i've isolated myself so much over the years...i've dehumanized myself...i wish i couldn't feel anything any more and even maybe never meet the people i have recently....i use to say better have loved then never to have loved...i'm beging to think that's a bunch of shit...then again m

2 Much Hate
The Nevada Supreme Court upheld the murder conviction but called for a new penalty hearing for a skinhead leader sentenced in 2001 to die for killing two men who opposed his racist beliefs. John Edward Butler will get a new hearing as a result of several problems in the penalty phase of his Clark County District Court trial, the court ruled Monday. The court cited an erroneous jury instruction and inflammatory comments made by prosecutors to the jury about the tactics Butler's defense attorneys used to argue for a sentence less than death. "Butler not only has a legal right, but his counsel have an ethical duty, to present all evidence in mitigation of a death sentence," the court said. Two of the five justices who agreed a new penalty hearing was warranted disagreed that prosecutors engaged in misconduct in their comments to the jury. Justices Deborah Agosti and Bill Maupin said calling an expert defense witness "high falootin" - did not rise to the level of miscon

Who Would You Die For?
If life put you to the test and it came down to a moment who would you risk your life for and never give it a second thought family of course, who wouldn't do that but honestly deep down inside think about who else If you ever wonder if I would to that for you just look and see if you are on my friends page and then you'll know its true.

Crazyiness
well today. i woke up and i think i done something wrong. ive had my aunt and uncle here for almost a week. theyve bought no food or help clean. and today i was going thru my parents room where all there shit is looking for some of my music shit. and i found a bunch of pills. well i decided thats some colopgnes and some adivians would be great for a little extra cash. i hope i dont geel guilty. but i know i will cause i dont do shit like that. but you know when you feed someone taht cost extra. they could offer to spend a little money on food and shit right...

My Intersting Night. 2/26/07
well what a night i have had. i went to work just like any other day. then at about 6:15 pm i was changing the battery on my hilo. I went to plug in a battery and it explodes with a sound like a shot from a cannon sparks everywehere and shrapnel flying. and lucky me was only 3 feet away from it. I am ok for all of you that care. just really shaken up and a few minor scratches. It really is true that when your brain thinks someonthing really bad is going to happen to you like dying you see your life flash before you and those that mean the world to you are all you think about. sigh.

The Map Home ( Poem)
The way may be shattered the road may be dark. But travel not a circle to find your way out. You may be lost with no help in sight, but in the heart is a light that shall lead you back. Travel the road that has been given, and in the end youll find that point that was so well and hidden. To lead you back where you belong. A place that only you can call home.

America
Night descends, as the shadow of tragedy creeps again across the world. There are no stars, no moon, no beacons set to guide my steps, and even the breeze refuses to move in the darkness of this night. I feel the precipice drawing near. I can sense its breath, not as I sense a stirring wind, but rather in the expansiveness of the unknown depths beyond its unseen edge. One step. Two. How many dare I blindly take? Whispers float on stagnant currents, a cacophony of dire Warnings, without direction, without surcease. "Too near," strains their aria, "You move too near the edge." They fear the precipice, and rightly so. I risk not death, which will come this night whether I step or stay, but gamble instead much more. One step. Two. Which step will be my last? "Caution!" whispers the strident voices, "Lest Liberties be lost within the maw of preservation, and Freedom be sacrificed as we foolishly defeat ourselves

Tat Contest
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME AND ONCE AGAIN THANK ALL WHO COMMENTED ON ME IN THE TAT CONTEST. I COULDNT HAVE WON WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT, COMMENTS, CT LUV AND DEDICATION. YOUR TRULY THE BEST FRIENDS I HAVE EVER MET. I WONT THE YACHT IN THE BIG PIMPIN GIFT SECTION ...THANKS A MILLION CHRIS ( BIG HUGS). iT WAS A FUN CONTEST ALTHO I BELIEVE I SPENT WAYYYY TOOO MUCH TIME SITTING HERE MONITERING IT. LONG HOURS AND MANY LATE NIGHTS SPENT SHARING CONVERSATIONS WITH MY NIGHTOWL BOMBERS AS YOU BOMBED ME INTO 1ST PLACE. I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. ID LIKE TO SAY A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING...."MY TOP BOMBERS" DENISE, CIARRA..A TRUE SWEETHEART , GODDESS ELLEN, DARK QUEEN SELENA MY MOST FAV LATINA HOTTIE, HOTBLONDE55, LAYLA, RARE, JEN ANGELSHADRACH, TX SUNRISE, REBELBELLE, MONKEY, RAY, VIXEY MY MOST FAV CANADIAN HOTTIE, SUGARLIPS (HUGGGGS), GINA MY MISSOURRI NEIGHBOR, RAVEN MY IOWA NEIGHBOR, ROB MY BEST BRO,

Girlfriend
My Girlfriend is like Winter weather, cold, harsh, and aggrivating. She'll sweep in when you don't need her, as though she has nothing better to do. My Girlfriend is like the color black, no matter how you try to lighten her up, She'll always stay dark, as though the sun'll never rise again. My Girlfriend is like a new car, always showing off herself. Making the boys turn their head, as though they've never seen her before. My Girlfriend is like a hawk, watching my every move. She stands behind me, as though I were writing bad about her. My Girlfriend is like a brick, it really hurts when she hits you. That feeling of pain, as though you've not done right. My Girlfriend is like a siren, whining when things aren't right. As though I've wrote a poem, about how she's not the perfect type.

Skinheads Beat Up Latinos At Bar
Skinheads beat up Latinos at bar Trio treated at hospital after attack by gang of 10 SubSun.com/January 6, 2005 By Bill Byron Redlands -- A gang of about 10 skinheads attacked three Latino bar patrons in the parking lot of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club early Wednesday. The topless bar has been the scene of a number of brawls recently, police said. The victims described their attackers as skinheads white men in their 20s with shaved heads. The assailants claimed membership in skinhead gangs in Redlands and Riverside and yelled racial slurs before and during the assault, according to the victims. The three victims were cut and bruised and taken to nearby hospitals. One of the men's arms was broken. The topless bar, at 1331 W. Colton Ave., has been the scene of about nine "significant disturbances' in the past year, Redlands police spokesman Carl Baker said. The bar has been known as Larry Flynt's Hustler Club for about a year but has been a strip club for about nin

Help Me Ladies
I was wondering why the hell women talk shit and never do what they say they will do. Something like, "yeah I will meet you at 10", then you here from them later on, or they say they will call and never do, or talk to you for a month over the phone saying they want to meet, but seem to never find the time, I mean cant you be honest for once damn, you dont even know me, its cool to be honest!!! why is this?

And They Tell Me They Don't Look For Prob.wtf
Washington Blade/April 25, 2006 One man remains critically injured with stab wounds suffered in an attack by a group of 10-15 apparent skinheads on a street in São Paulo, Brazil, that is a traditional meeting spot for young gays, lesbians, drag queens and punkers. Police say the attack, which took place in the early morning hours of April 22, was unprovoked and probably motivated by bias, according to local media reports. Jefferson Marcelo dos Reis Silva, 22, was stabbed serveral times and is still hospitalized after surgery, the newspaper O Estado reported. A 15-year-old male, punched in the face by the attackers, was treated and released, while two females, ages 14 and 15, were less seriously injured, the paper reported. São Paulo city officials are taking heat for the attack, which came only two days after gay activists met with government representatives to complain about an increase in skinhead activity at that exact location. The April 19 meeting, called by São Pa

Car, Rain, Getting Dark... What A Fucking Day.
My car is in the shop. It make a ka-thunk sound Friday night when I started the engine, and has been handling badly since. They just called and said they found nothing, which bothers me a lot more than paying for any repairs that might need to be done. The other bothersome part is me needing to walk down there to get my car back. It's been raining off and on all day, and now it's getting dark. I had better get to it.

Are You An Abused Male?
As a victim of abuse, I can instantly spot the "Battered Woman's" Syndrome in MEN. I have seen at least 5 cases of males being abused by women. I have since become an advocate for many men who are being abused. MEN have become the silent victims. Society as a whole says, "Never raise your hand to a woman" then turns right around and says, "What's the matter boy? Can't control your woman?" when he talks about how she abused him. The first case of male abuse was on a military base. I witnessed first hand how manipulative an abusive woman can be. After that, I started watching people a little more carefully. Women will first start by calling the cops on the man and then laughing when they go to jail saying, "I told you that they would believe me over you." She now has control over him. The last case that I had dealt with was with my own ex-husband. I tried to show him that their could be a saner life. The problem was, he didn't know how to deal with that. He ha

More Pointless Death
Philadelphia -- A skinhead accused in a racially motivated murder nearly two decades ago had been cruising around looking for a black man to kill before he fatally shot a man headed for a night on the town, his friend testified. Thomas Gibison, 35, of Newark, Del., was arrested in November and charged with murder and ethnic intimidation in the April 16, 1989, shooting death of Aaron Wood. Common Pleas Judge David Shutter on Wednesday ordered Gibison to stand trial on the charges. Gibison, then 17, and Craig Peterson, 19 at the time, were driving around Philadelphia, looking to kill a black man, an act they viewed as a rite of passage among white supremacists, Peterson testified at the preliminary hearing. Peterson said he borrowed his mother's car and the two drove to Wilmington, Del., but they "didn't see anybody." They then headed to Philadelphia. "Our target was the black man," he told Assistant District Attorney Roger King during Gibison's preliminary hearing Wednes

This Makes Me Sick 2 Be White
A Russian court has passed sentences ranging from eight to 19 years in jail for six young men who committed three racist murders, local media reported. The youths — three of whom were minors at the time they carried out a series of attacks that led to the deaths of their victims — were also each ordered to pay damages of around $8,000 to their victims’ families. “All members of the group were incriminated for crimes motivated by racial hatred and animosity,” prosecutors were quoted as saying. “People who did not look Slavic or who were not Russian citizens were deliberately chosen as victims of the crimes.” In March an investigator for the United Nations Human Rights Commission said racist attacks were on the rise in Russia and that a growing “skinhead movement” had been responsible for many incidents. Several racist killings — particularly the murders of two Tajik girls aged 5 and 9 — have provoked widespread revulsion and brought calls for the government to crack down

I Need Your Help Please
ok all you comment bomber out there. im talking to all of you on my list. ihave been entered into yet another contest and need your help. this contest ends next wed. i could use all the help in winning this. it has been a while since i have one one. click the link and start comment bombing away.

At The Pearly Gates Of Heaven
AT THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything during your lifetime on earth of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off! Or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago."

Dimensions
I am very curious about everybody's opinion about penis size. Keeping mind that most nerve endings are within several inches of the opening, both male and female, what does every body prefer. long and narrow, short and fat, somewhere in between, or an extreme can message me directly if you want

Poetry
Why is it so cold and lonely, Why does it feel like someone is right next to me? It feels like they are breathing no whispering in my ear.They keep telling me to come near. Am I going insane? Felling someone gone is feeling nothing but an ache. Yet I love them and they are so far gone. No they are not really gone they live on in my heart And the keep whispering my name telling me to come near.

Kids
why do other men think that they can tell some one elses kids what to do. what gives them the right to yell at them. i think that other men dont have the right to yell at kids that dont belong to them or spank them.

Corruption
In the dark resesses of my mind Is a placed posioned by the bitterness of time. Filled with hate Charged with distaste Tempered by the things of the past That shattered this heart like thin untempered glass. Driving me deeper within myself. Changing me from what I've been. Lost to all even myself A monster whos life is countless. they posioned my brain and cut out my heart. My eyes see darkenss for light is lost. No love to care no one to hold. these are the things that distroyed my soul Belittled by my family and turned out and away. So deeper into darkness I hid away. Why do they hate Why do they corrupt? One so innocent with bile disgust? This is what many do that do not understand you. For they try to tear down that to which does not fit there surrounds. So I fit no where, But yet everywhere. because I am the maker of my life. I am the distroyer of my future. I shall become what I will There words are just the fuel to fill me. They lead

The Wisdom Of Older Women
The Wisdom Of Older Women When I had been married for 40 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 60+ year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in a hurry!

You Comforted Me
You are a wonderful person And I love you for that You comforted me when I was down I was content You comforted me when I was sick I felt better You comforted me when I was sad I became happy You comforted me when I was alone I felt secure You are a wonderful person And I love you for that

Id Love To Know...
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? 20. Would u give me tounge?

Power Outage !
Sorry all, I haven't been on for a few days cause we've had a snow/ice storm and have had loss of power...it is back on now, but i am getting things ready for the next bit of weather we are expecting in a few days... so i won't be on for a little while like i usually am...don't forget me :) xoxo Ryan

The Photographer
"I've never done this before," Glenna offered, "are you sure that your customer wants a sixty year old has been!?!" "You look just fine, baby," Carl said soothingly, "okay now, lean over a little and let me see some of that cleavage spilling out of your bra!!!" "Oh, wow," he enthused, "what size bra do you wear, you're really huge!?!" "Uh, 42dd," she replied softly, "do they look too big?!?" "Are you kidding," he replied as he snapped away, "you can never be too big in this line of work, now be a good girl and drop the bra for me!!!" With nervous hands, Glenna reached back and undid the five clasps that held her industrial strength brassiere in place, and with almost little girl shyness, let it slip from her shoulders to the floor! "Holy smokes," he gasped, "incredible, just incredible, baby, you have the juiciest jugs I've seen in a long time, and those nipples, christ alive, it looks like you must have breast fed fifty babies!!!" Hearing his comments about her chest not only raised a

What A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to quit a Job Break up with a lover and confront a friend without ruining the friendship EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

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WAKE IN THE COOL OF THE NIGHT SWEAT STAINED SHEETS THE SCENT OF SALT WATER HANGS IN THE AIR WALK TO THE WINDOW STARE UP AT THE SKY WONDERING IF YOUR SKY IS AS BRIGHT AS MINE SPEND THESE SMALL HOURS COUNTING STARS AS EACH GO OUT ONE BY ONE IN THE SUNRISE THE COLORS EXPLODE A SIMPLE SMILE SLIDES ACROSS MY FACE I KNOW YOU ARE THERE IN A DREAMSTATE YOU'LL RISE AND START YOUR DAY I CAN PICTURE THAT MILLION DOLLAR SMILE I CAN SEE THE SMOKE RINGS RISING FROM THE CIGARETTE YOU BURN DOWN SLOWLY A CUP OF COFFEE AND THE MORNING PAPER I WIPE THE DUST FROM MY GUITAR YOUR INSPIRATION DROWNS ME LIKE A HURRICANE MELODIES AND RYTHYMS FROM PLACES ONLY THE GODS WOULD KNOW ONE BY ONE THE WORDS FALL INTO PLACE STARTING OUT INAUDIBLE GROWING TO A CRESCENDO SITTING IN MY ROOM WRITING MY HEARTS WORDS PAGES FILL WITH EASE LIKE NEVER BEFORE YOUR SUN WARMS ME IN MY ROOM YOU ARE NO STAR...YOU'RE A SUPER NOVA

9 Minutes & 30 Seconds Of Fame!
Okay, so here is my first attempt at a video blog. I've been asked to do one of these by so many people, so it seems that people are more interested in WATCHING me rather than reading what I have to say! You have been warned! Let me know which you like better? Click if you're having trouble viewing I'm not sure how often I'll do these video blogs, as you may or may not know, even though I only talked for 10 minutes, it takes a lot longer than that for Aiden to capture the video, compress it, upload it, convert it and post it. But then again... that's what I pay him for!

Cryin Hearts
I tried to give my heart to you I tried to make it last But it's hard to give my heart When it's still in the past Crying hearts crying eyes Love makes you weak inside Broken hearts broken dreams This world aint what it seem's Thinking of you brings a smile to my face. Dreaming of you makes my heart race. Talking to you I want you more But being with you is what I live for it's better to lose my eyes than see you go it's better to lose my ears them to hear you say goodbye it's better to lose my life than to live with out you it's better to lose every thing than to lose you But O' how darkness of the night, Comes to all with different sights, Only we living within our light, Can cast a glow throughout the night. Time for me to decide, within this heart, There's nothing hidden, loves' tear freely given Chasing shadows just to end my pain My heart, my heart, swells with pain with no hope to gain Gripped by fears, can't you see it

A Question/situation
I have a friend named Mrs X. X is pregnant from a guy named Mr Y. X wants to give the baby up for adoption. I asked her why would she want to give a baby up. She told me Y had already left his last g/f. Mrs Z with a baby. Mrs Z just turned 18 and gave birth in November. She went down to Georgia for some reasons. Is it wrong for me to say that X should be smarter and not even got involved with Y? I probabley lost my friendship with her. Her justification was that all the guys in her city have had sex with a 16 yr old or younger. Isn't that statuatory rape?

Believe It
Can you believe it My life is coming together Will you believe it If I said Im not happy Who would believe it Im the oldest of eleven Would you believe it If I said I loved you When will you believe it I want to spen my life with you Well, do you believe it Its all true!

Ambition
I posted these thoughts a while ago in another place, but they seem to be coming back to me these days...so I thought I would post there here. Ambition~ Ambitions are infectious. Avoid ambitious people, otherwise something in their ferver is bound to infect you. You may start moving in a direction that is not yours, you may start doing things that you had never thought of before, just because you fell into company with somebody... Ambition is the root cause of madness - try to understand your ambitiousness. Your effort to be somebody in the world will drive you mad. Just be nobody and then there is no problem. Drop ambitiousness and start living, because the ambitious person cannot live, he always postpones. His real life will always be tomorrow - and tomorrow never comes. The ambitious person is bound to be aggressive and violent, and the violent person and aggressive person are bound to go mad. The ambitious person is always in a hurry, running, rushing towards somethi

Distance
Do you love me Or do you not What you told me I have not forgot Although I have yet to move on You call out my name I turned to see you there And for the first time In a long time I spoke to you She had her hand in yours And yours in hers As we exchanged hellos and goodbyes Your heart wasnt quite there You called my name with a smile on your face But your smile was distant And the dim sparkle in your eyes So far from the ones I used to know Your heart was far from her Yet it wasnt close to me either And although you pledged your love To me, it seemed that you didnt care You have moved on quite quickly So it seems I'll leave quitely Without a word And without making a scene Hopefully we can both move on!

Research On A Song I Thought I Made Up
* FAIRIES LOVE SONG -Anonymous Why should I sit and sigh Broo and bracken, broo and bracken Why should I sit and sigh All alone and weary When I see the plover rising Or the curlew wheeling It's then I'll court my mortal lover Back to me is stealing When the moon begins her waning I sit by the water Where a man born of the sunlight Loved the Faerie's daughter Oh, but there is something wanting O but I am weary Coming blithe, now bonny treads he O'er the knolls to cheer me

Family
For so long I have been away From the ones that I love Away form all those who truely care The one who gave birth to me And who gave birth to her My grandma, mom, and sisters I miss them all Until the day comes when I go home I will wait and discover how much they mean And the value of the word Family The things that come my way Are trials that will pass some day The people in my life, the one who'll be Are the ones I call my family That day will come sometime soon When all these dreams will come true The Family I seek is waiting for me I wont let them down, I'll see them soon My time will come, but everyone's does When I will be happy with the ones I love Those I have not seen, but seek my FAMILY!

I Hate It
I really hate it when something doesn't work!!!! I just tried to upload a folder of pics from my twins 1st birthday but it keeps telling me that the pics are all to big to upload. I checked they are only about 4 KB on average!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Now I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!! I need to beat something (someone)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my paddle and bullwhip at!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!

Why God Created Children.....this Is So True
Why God Created Children (this is great) WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T ! " "Don't what ? " Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! " "No Way ! " "Yes way ! " "Do NOT eat the fruit ! " said God. "Why ? " "Because I am your Father and I said so ! " God replied, wondering why H

Poem
commentburner.com The shadows of time fly past... Reaching to hold them is futile... No degree of wishing and hoping... Can slow their rapid passing... Standing with my arms around you... Knowing it is time to part... Can it really have passed that fast... What happened to the hours... Did somehow the lord of time... Cheat us and so cruelly... Speed up the hands of time... Reducing hours to minutes or seconds... Standing quietly...embracing... Our eyes say all that must be said... Mist growing...vision blurring... Hearts beating just a little harder... If I hold you tighter can I stay time... Stepping back...sighing as one... Sharing a final kiss for now... These moments have indeed slipped away... There will be another place... Another time to share... Where the garden of sweet kisses... Once again comes alive... Where gentle and soft touches... Find each other once more... And softer still the words of love... Played out against the wild... Bea

Clarity
So I have decided to just chill out for a little while if I dont get a phone call everyday its ok I mean really does Justine have to call and check on me everyday just to make sure im ok im a big boy and she should be able to feel like im ok and not worry about me and when she has the time she will call Army Life is tough I dont pretend to know so im going to start working out again I enjoy doing it, it takes my stress away, eat healthier strong body equals strong mind and I have to be strong and Justine needs to know im going to be strong while she is gone

The Contest I Am In
I think its bullshit that someone runs a contest then doesnt like that a brown girl is winning so she helps another one to win a male and i could not figure out how he would pass me in points so easily..just goes to show that contests here are bogus...screw the contest and im going to post this blog around..its too bad u cant just win without the person running the contest deciding who should be the winner..no more contests for me..i love cherrytap though cant get rid of me..and i won anyways lol cant beat me by cheating..i thought it was strange u offering me more prizes if i took the points higher..all my friends u have been great thanks for helping me out..as for the one running it..kiss my brown ass girl..i wonnnnnn a long time ago because i have made some real good friends on here..bite me b-----

And There She Goes Walking
told her what was an what was done wrong an told her she didnt like it theres the effin door she will walk to the store an use a pay phone then she most likely will come back an get her stuff an LEAVE thank the lord the problem is resolved

Finally
WELL TODAY I FINALLY GOT A JOB. THANK GOD I WAITED PAIENTLY AND GOT ONE. THINGS ARE SLOWLY LOOKING UP ALTHOUGH MY CAR HAS DIED. THE FREEZE WE HAD BUSTED THE RADIATOR EVEN MORE THAN IT WAS AND THEN WATER GOT IN THE OIL. SO NOW I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER CAR. HOPE TO HAVE THAT TAKEN CARE OF IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO. ANTONIO IS NOT DOING SO WELL TODAY HAD A TOOTH PULLED AND IS IN PAIN. WHICH PAINS ME TO HEAR THAT. WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER EACH DAY. SOMEDAYS I WOULD LOVE TO STRANGLE HIM AND OTHERS JUST LOVE HIM TO DEATH LOL. HE IS GLAD I FINALLY FOUND WORK GIVES ME SOMETHING TO DO WHILE HE IS NOT AROUND. PLUS HE CAN COME SEE ME MORE THAN WHAT WE DO WHICH IS A BIG PLUS.

What Did Your Birth Announcement Say?
Bud & Cristine are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Porl, on August 1, 1968. Unfortunately, Porl puked on everyone the moment they were born. Bud & Cristine are confused. So very confused.. What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com

Waiting Till Marriage:
In this age of time the whole idea about waiting to have sex until you are married is highly over rated. In the past I my have been the moral thing to do but by today’s standards it can’t be true. I feel that this may be one of the main reasons why the divorce rate is so high today. Let me explain and you tell me what you think. First of all I did wait till I married and it’s going on 18 years. I’ve never cheated on my wife but I have had the opportunity and wanted to but some how haven’t mustered up the courage to fallow through. The one time I did try I felt miserable and was with someone younger then me. After realizing that this was not what I wanted at the time I backed out. Just did not feel right. That person was a co-worker and she went to our supervisor and a big stink was had. The saving grace is that it did not happen at the work place or on the clock. I did tell my wife about it and we survived it and at work it settled down to. Anyway, after that ordeal I come to rea

My Mind
I get asked why I did that tattoo on my arm that says Elmo with a heart around it. I did it cause of my ex. I know we never going to be with eachother again. I do love him to death an care about him. Ya we fight alot but its normal in people that knows eachother for to long time. Im not obbessed with him I just truely love the man. And dont wanna loose him. I dont know anymore.

Best Bod Contest!!!
CUM VOTE FOR ME CLICK ON THE PIC WILL TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST IN 3RD WANT TO BE IN 1ST!!! FOR EVERY 200 COMMENTS YOU GET A GIFT FROM ME HEMP IS GIVING AWAY GIFTS FOR ANY DOING 500 COMMENTS.. PLEASE VOTE 4 ME!!! LOSING NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Sadness And Misery
Sometimes in our lives Things dont go our way The people that love you Are often hurt by you And the people that you love Often hurt you too! When times are hard And seem not to have an end Or you just feel like your being attacked Many of us will beging to question Is this sadness or misery as it seems But when you look deep down inside You'll see that not every trial has to be sadness or misery Trying to escape, hide, and run away Seeking a place of shelter and refuge While it lingers, keeping your distance Nothing will ever be solved this way You need to face your problems And maybe they will dissappear Its not like its completely gone But at least you know its no longer there Just because life brings dispair And life is actually never fair Sadness and Misery will always be in the air!

The End Of My Life
Today is the beginning Of the end of my life As I once Knew it Time seems to be Passing ever so slowly Or just standing still I feel unjustly punished No adjustments can be made By the time I have calmed down I was in trouble again But there is no undoing That which has befallen me And no changing my actions That caused such strife My life has ended My time is spent And all of the rules Will not be bent All has gone wrong That could have gone wrong With my life as it is But my time is up

Bomb Squad Urgent Release 1
guys after today we lost 3 members , i am a firm believer in equality and fairness to ever one and not to bug you all with it i need to know who is still in the squad and who wants out either way would each member please leave a comment on this or the blog that follows to let me and everyone else know and if you no anyone who may want to join please dont let what happen today put you or them off its over with , done and dusted , damien and juicy glitter text glitter text

Some Stuff About Me... Private!!
well. i was a full out dike before, i liked men. only few knew this about me i have had four girlfriends in my life.. i have fucked up in my past. i did cheat on my boyfriend when i was 17 years old this did hurt him bad. but he still is with me which i still have no idea why he would bother.. i guess hes nuts hey.. the oldest man i was with was 23 years old. when i was 16 years old this is wrong and yes i know now!! lol i knew my boyfriend since we were 13 years old we are now 21. and at the time i never would have thought we would end up having a baby together. this guy used to be my enemy who would of thought?? i have been cheated on before my very first boyfriend was 20 and i was 15 i was blind to all this cheating shit. lol but i was a virin some what! lol so of course i made him wait 6 months to get any haha but because of this guy.. hes the reason why i am the way i am today.. a hell of alot stronger then i was before then i went for the one im with now, with bad habits he chang

I'll Not Give Up, I'll Be Ok
I'll promise you my Love That i will be just fine I'll come out above It's just a matter of time I'll bo okay, even now To be assured, I'll tell you how I'll live my life to be free Not to be happy, just to be me I'll tell you my Love Though I know I shouldn't I Love you my dear I'll wish for you to hear I'll promise you my love I will prevail I'll fly on the wings of doves Refusing to let myself fail I'll not be denied Then it I shall hide I'll see to it now I'm not sure how I'll Live on, and go on Saying so long I'll leave it all behind Then it I shall hide Be happy my Love Forget about me I'll come out above Trust me you'll see I'll promise you my Love That I'll be just fine

No Home To Return To
Im left out in the cold To be hate and told Go somewhere esle This isnt where you belong Tell me someone Where am I to go What am I to do Save me someone There isnt anything left here I cant return to you I am not wanted there But where am I to go What am I to do Reach out a hand Let me know you care Tell me it'll be alright I will belong somewhere It just not meant to be here Tell me I will belong I cant go home I am not wanted anymore I cant go home There is no room for someone like me I dont belong anywhere Can I belong to you Tell me there is a place One meant just for me Im lost all alone out here I knwo there is more to fear But its cold and I want it bad I need somewhere I belong Somewhere I can be glad To you it may be nothing To me its the world I cant go home there isnt any room I am left out in the open Only to be hurt and broken I need a place to go Someone please let me know!

Love Is Blind
To be without you Would be a sacrafice To lose my heart To lose my life I'll give it all willingly If you chose to be with me Giving you my heart I will soon be free The time I spend Dwelling in my head Will soon be gone And I'll be dead Give me your love I'll tell you now Give me your heart I'll show you how Tell me you love me I'll show you I care Say you will stay with me I swear I will always be there!

Sad And Confused
Im alone in this world Left out of everything Only to be spit on And told to be gone I sit in the dark alley Cold and torn apart Helpless against this rage The pain that we all feel Making me wish for my death Not knowing if I will be alright Wondering if Ill ever see you again Telling myself to be brave Im trying all that I can Trying to please everyone Though I know I will not succeed Im destined to fail Givin this state of mind I continually fall apart My heart is giving up My life wont amount to anything Why should I try When I know nothing I do is good enough I do what I can What else do you want? You expect me to live by your standards Then tell me to be myself I am being told that you care Then you tell me to die Make up ur mind Will I see another day Give it up I cant take it any more You have become the fool you say I am I dont want to leave your side But do I really have a choice You pick me up, pus

Secrets
Secrets are tiny snakes That live deep in your belly And gnaw at your insides Until the pain is too great, Then make their escape. At night, the secrets slither out Through your eyes, your ears Through every pore Taking captive the quiet room As they hunger in the dark. As you lie frozen in your bed, The slithering secrets surround you. And when you try to reach out and touch The love that lies beside you, The secrets chew on your fingers Until you cannot feel. When the long night is finally over And the morning light creeps in, The secrets slither back inside So you can feed them, hide them, Shelter them and be consumed by them For yet another day. And as these secrets age and grow They eat your heart with razor teeth, And then consume your soul. But they don’t devour your tortured mind For they want you to remember The empty shell they’ve left behind.

Perfect Man, A Perfect Woman Or Perfect Marriage?
What is Perfect? Even God himself could not create the perfect man or woman or relationship. There is a flaw in human nature, unlike the animal kingdom men and women indulge in sex for pleasure. Love however does have a big role to play in it but it’s different for men and women. There is a saying “Men offer love to gain sex, a women offers sex to gain love.” If Adam and Eve couldn’t make a go at it with a perfect world set before them, then how are we in this time and age expected to do so. Now I’m not going to knock the ones who have found who they feel is there perfect match, more power to them but I know from just common sense and looking at relationships all around that people need more to life that what they are getting. For the most part “Love” is short lived, 6 months? 7 Years? 50 years? Who knows? Even my parents who have been married for 50+ years were married before they met each other. However, the lust and the desire to feel wanted and needed in a special way, will al

Made It Through The Weekend
Hopefully everyone has noticed that everything in back on my profile as it should be...pics are back up and if I can I will have new ones soon... I want to take a moment and thank everybody who was there to listen and to talk to me through this stuff...hopefully it wont be back for a while now....with you guys helping, I feel sure it will stay at bay....And YES, Ya'll helped me tremendously... Please still come see me though I am not in trouble mentally at the time...I am getting back into rating and comment stuff again, that's a great sign... Again my thanks and love to all... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Life
Life offers us a great deal of stormy weather. In the beginning we are quite strong about it, taking things in stride and moving confidently along. The things that test us seem to give us strength we didn't know belonged to us. And quite suddenly there is an awareness that enough is enough. But life doesn't know it, and the storm goes on and so do we. Even though we are quite willing to give as long as we have to give, there seems to be no more strength to the strength, either spiritually, mentally or physically. We question how much longer, how many more times we shall be able to reach into our bag of reserves to borrow another ounce of strength. Of course, the first thing we must do is take our minds off the thing as we do not want it, and begin to think steadily about how we do want it. It allows our creative minds to find the answers. It may mean we will have to wait awhile in the dark, but when the light comes, it is radiant. There are many things that stay our f

100 Nosey Questions
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: DanielleAge: 25Month of birth: 8-31-81Any Siblings?: 3 sistersParents still married?: nopeOccupation: receptionDo you like your job?: yupAny pets?: yupHair color: blondeEye color: greenShoe size: 7.5Any Tattoos?: yup, 3Any Piercings?: yupCurrent mood: relaxedCurrent wardobe choice: nice clothesWhat are you listening to?: White America, EminemWho did you last speak with on the phone?: CarrieWhat do you currently smell like?: don't know hahaLast....Movie you watched: Talladega NightsMagazine you looked at: don't knowThing you ate: pistachiosBook you read: Morrigan's CrossT.v. show you watched: Wings gameTime you cried: n/aTook a shower: this morninGot a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): n/aAte at a restaurant (not fast food): yupCD you bought: don't know

Da Joy Of Pussy
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY DAMN PUSY IS A CRAZY THING IT HAVE US MEN GOIN WAY OUT DA WAY JUST TO GET IT SHIT IT HAVE FEMALES DO IT IT YES IT DO YES I SAID IT LOL BUT MY ???? IS HOW DO U LIKE YOUR PUSSY DO U KEEP IT CUT OR IS IT JUST MAD HAIR ALL OVER OR DO U JUST GOT DA LIL L LOOK TO IT LET ME KNOW

Check This Out!!
I AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO EARN ANY ONE OF THESE GIFTS, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RATE THE PIC BELOW AND LEAVE TEN RANDOM COMMENTS ON THIS PIC ALSO!! AND ONCE YOU DO THIS YOU WILL THEN PRIVATE MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW YOU DID SO AND YOU WILL GET YOUR CHOICE OF ANY ONE OF THESE GIFTS BELOW!! AND THE GREAT THING IS THAT YOU CAN KEEP THE GIFT OR I CAN SEND IT TO SOMEONE FROM YOU!! **OR** **OR** **OR** JUST CLICK ON THIS PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO IT!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOURS TRULY INCREDIBLE HULK!! INCREDIBLE HULK@ CherryTAP

Smart Rednecks Lol
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" > > "Yes. What can I do for you?" > > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir." > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. > > The phone rings at Virgil's house. > > "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" > > "Yeah!" > > "Did they chop your firewood?" > > "Yep!" > > "Happy Birthday, buddy!" > > (Who says rednecks aren't real bright??!)

Newb!
Hey guys...just started this thing today and i got totally bombarded...lol. Its all good tho...but please bear with me, i wont be able to get back with everyone so the best way for me to get me to respond is just to keep emailing me...lol. thanks all and later!

----- For ----- A Poem.
----- For ----- for she gave of her self, her love to share, with a Man whom she knew, for whom she did Care, withal, the tempest, the passion and flare: yet stayed she by, His need for her clear, and in His turn, yet knowing thus, remained He yet as ever, Aware, her need for Him as plainly bared, For Love that is enwound in two: Unbreakable, and ever Dear. ^Uyraell^. For My beLoved nikki, ^tainted]M[love^ 02/25/2007. Feb 25.

My Other Work
I am sure I will scare off a few friends with this. For many years, I have been doing shibari and bondage work. I have been trying to get much better at my ropework. IT takes many years to get good at it. What started as a hobby.. became something interesting. I have always been into photography, since I was 12. I am critical of my work, and like many artists, I am always afraid to show it to outsiders. In the past, I have had websites set up to show some work. I have helped some friends in the adult business with their work. I have always stayed away from that, as I want to show it as art. Someday I will show more.

Pretty Vacant
There's no point in asking You'll get no reply Just remembered don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us Out to lunch We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty Vacant Don't ask us to attend Cause we're not all there I don't pretend cause I don't care I don't believe illusions Too much is real Stuff your cheap comment Cause we know what we feel We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty Vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty And now And we don't care There's no point in asking You'll get no reply I just remembered I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find me Out to lunch We’re out at lunch We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty And now And we don't care We're pretty Pretty vacant We're pretty Pretty vacant We're pretty Pretty vacant We'r

Does Your Sign Fit You(mine Does)
VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first Sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book Written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then Resend this with your zodiac sign and label. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first Sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not re post. SCORPIO: The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak

I Must Be The Only Asshole!
I don't understand people at all...how can you befriend some one...give them your time and show that your intrested in being friends and then suddenly with out a warning,disappear with out a trace!...totally have disregard for a person like that...now i'm not one to trust people but when you figure to do finally,they just fuckin prove you right!...people are full of shit...i mean really are! And how come when a person comes on strong and you show that back to them,they suddenly call you the crazy one...you suddenly are labled a stalker...so what their telling me is that their full of shit...they can dish it but can't handle it back at them! I'm not even angry here....i'm seriously disapointed...i thought i had better taste in picking friends...i give and give and all people do is take me for granted!...everyone who knows me...likes me!..i've never hurt anyone intentionaly...always stepped aside for the better of my friends...whatever they wanted they got regardless of my feelings...no

Who Is Sexy???
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Hmmmm My Thoughts
well most of the time i stay home waiting for the arrival of my child. yes im 9 months pregnant and this is my second, my first my first was a baby boy named Nevada Jared G. he was 5 lbs. he was little but the heart break about that was hes kidneys were no good he didnt make 24 hrs. but im over that i really dont mind he is in a better place.. but now im on my second and this time i was told im healty as an oxe!! this one might be a girl but not sure, well atleast im not a teen mother i would have been it my son was still here im not to sure if i could even take care of a child when i was 17.. but here is my chance to shine lol bring on them diapers lol....

The Lady And The Hoe
Ladies, you've been hoodwinked…. hornswoggled… led astray..... Now I know Im gonna sound like someone's grand mother. This right here is old lady speak. So parlay for a minute while my inner-granny pokes throught the surface for this entry I know you THINK you know your man. I know you THINK that you know what your man wants. I know you THINK you have shit figured out when it comes to men. I know you THINK that if you just had a man who would act right, you basically have what it takes to keep his ass home. Bamboozled!!.....and in a big muhfuckin way!!! Whether you can or not is another question entirely and is not the subject of this entry. The subject of this entry is that in the theoretical world you live in, you feel like you pretty much know what a man wants. But oh!........ Oh how you have been misled…. Now sure....... dudes like beer and sex and sports and food and all that shit. And of course you know that doing all those th

----- Open Sight ----- A Poem.
----- Open Sight ----- Look then into these endless eyes where roam vistas of a waking daylight, Ignorant world, where walks on long charge unending vigilance of Night's knowing, then tell Me, Mortal Man, why it is thy race fears Us who keep it whole, safe, and largely untouched by that which it has no capacity to manage or relate, no ability to even survive at the merest level, that the Kindred Live should not disturb you so: We are the Link between the inchoate world of your ancestors' nightmares, and the full bodied spirit realm your Priests and Sages Claim is their own, yet, truly, few indeed among thy Kine is Warrior, or Mage, Or, as should Properly be in Balanced State, Both; - that We disturb your complacent view is no bad thing , neither being cause to fear nor curse Us: Be glad the Veil We hold between Our World and Your World is there: without it both of Us, Your Kine, My Kindred, Suffer needlessly from an imbalanced and unnatural state,

Liar
Liar, lie, lie, lie You liar, lie, lie, lie Tell me why Tell me why Why’d you have to lie Should've realised That you should've told the truth Should've realised You know what I'll do You're in suspension You're a liar Now I wanna know And know I wanna know Why you never look me in the face Broke a confidence It’ll please your ego Should've realised You know what I know You're in suspension You're a liar I know where you go Everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I always be in your way I'm nobody's fool and I know all Cause I know What I know You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie Liar, lie, lie, lie You liar, lie, lie I think you're funny You're funny ha ha I don't need it Don't need your blah blah Should've realised I know what you are You're in suspension You're in suspension You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a l

No Fun
Right, here we go now A sociology lecture With a bit of psychology A bit of neurology A bit of fuckology No fun Right, no fun My babe, no fun No fun My babe, no fun Fun to be alone Alone and by myself Fun to be alone In love with nobody else No fun My babe, no fun No fun My babe, no fun Fun to be alone Walking by myself Fun to be alone In love with no friends of mine Maybe go out Maybe stay at home Maybe call somebody on the telephone So c’mon, my baby c’mom So c’mon I’m alone Having no fun by myself This is no fun with nobody else I’m all alone By myself I’ll be alone Nobody else It’s no fun It’s no fun, all alone All alone, no fun All alone No Fun I’m alone I’m alive I’m alone And I’m waiting to have my fun I’m waiting ain’t got no one I’m all alone This is no fun No Fun All alone I’m alive No Fun I’m alive I’m alone No fun No fun No fun My babe, no fun Fun to be alone Walking by myself Fun to be alone In love with nobody

The Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat And decided to get rid of him one Day by driving him 20 blocks From his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was Walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast Out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, There was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that SOB on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!" The cat's response.

Unhelpable
Devoured with hate I came to an unknown phase I overflowed my plate Life has become a haze Realization comming to late Losing all praise I wander in darkness Faith dieing mindlessly I shutter from lonliness Can anyone help me

A Day At The Zoo
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove t

New Fangled Thingy
Hey, Please pop along to my page and pin yourself on my new guestbook map thingy... it's nice to see where you all are in the world.. Snoopz x Just gonna post some pics down here of stuff in my town (feel free to yawn at will...) Where I'm at Our beautiful town hall and 'golden gates'. The Cottage in Church Street, Oliver Cromwell stayed here apparently. Parish Church The Barley Mow Pub by the old market place.

New Beginnings
HI to all, well today is the beginning of the rest of my life. my official paperwork came in mail and i can get rid of the ex peice of crap and go on trying to find my prince. Life has its way of showing you some bad apples and some good ones. i want to thank everyone on here they have been so nice to me. As soon as these divorce papers are signed. ill be a frree woman and rid of the ex in my life. I heard a saying once that fits right now "WHAT DONT KILL YOU WILL ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER" i think a perfect fit for this situation. TTYL Missy p.s. i may need cheering up! NAAAAH, im glad to get rid of the ass hole

Addicted
My gosh, I didn't think I become so hooked on a site, its true what other cherries say: this site is very addicting! The site has out ranked my errands today, I moved away from the PC long enough to eat and then was back ....lol

And Another
You are my sweet angel And you are in my heart You have been from the start I hope we never part no matter how the web of lif is tangled You are such a great friend I hope you feel the same way Because I see you and me as friends until the end I care about you more than words can say I am always going to be there for you You will always be there for me We both know this is true You and me You are sweet,beautiful,kind,caring loving young lady And I hope you see I am always there for you I think of you more every day We both know it is true You are my sweet angel And you are in my heart You have been from the start I hope we never part no matter how the web of life is tangled

Thinking About Myself
I am coming to realize I don't know myself at all. The more I try to sort out who and what I am, the more I find the edges shifting and degrading. I do believe that for some women, being in control and strong and being able to do it all is important. The whole "female activist" attitude is a true calling to some. But, not to me. I am the old fashioned girl who wants to devote her love and soul to one man. Yes, I don't want to work, i want to love and support my family from home. I realize in looking back, that I have struggled with this mindset and therefore, have rebelled against simply doing so. Instead of simply freeing myself to my feelings and desires, I have fought them. Now that it's too late, I am coming to see this. I wonder in the dark of night, if things could be done again, would I be able to keep these walls torn down and simply - be me - or would I start to struggle again with general acceptance? would i be able to hold my head up for being honest to myself, or would I

Ready To Pop.
In nine days I will officially be in the Do Not Call registry, and I certainly hope it works. I have gotten SEVEN phone calls today so far, all of them for Randal Burger, who I hope got someone else's number right away as well... someone on the calling list for EVERY FUCKING COMPANY IN EXISTENCE! Just seconds after I hung up from one call, the phone rang again. There was a pause so I knew it was a telemarketer calling, so I waited and heard a VERY loud, "HELLO?" I went off, "NO! THERE IS NO RANDAL BURGER HERE SO IF YOU THINK THAT'S WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO, NO NO NO NO!!!" The guy laughed and said, "Ah, okay, have a good one." and hung up. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

And Another One Too
You have the most beautiful eyes And the sweetest smile My love for you as a friend will never die That will never ever go out of style I mean everything I say You are an angel to me And I think about you everyday I hope you can see Sweet, beautiful and caring Are some words that describe you Thoughts of you make my heart sing This is true I will always be there for you I know you will be there for me We both know it is true And want it to be You have the most beautiful eyes And the sweetest smile My love for you as a friend will never die That will never ever go out of style

And Another
You have a beautiful smile And it is like a bright light That you can see for many a mile In the day or night I care for you my dear No matter when,where or what time You will have nothing to fear For I'll be there at the drop of a dime. You have a big piece of my heart I hope I'm in yours too For it has been since the start We both hope it is true You are a rare find and like china so fragile and fine For you are so caring,sweet,beautiful and with a heart of gold Also like a fine wine That is something that never can or will grow old You have a beautiful smile And it is like a bright light That you can see for many a mile In the day or night

And Another
Our friendship is like gold Even though we have just met sweetie And that type of friendship doesnt grow old I hope you see it too sweetie pie You are beautiful,kind,caring and have a heart of gold And your beautyy is not just on the inside When they made you they broke the mold Your beauty is also on the outside You are a very dear and one of my best friends And I know in my heart you will be there until the end I am so lucky to have a friend like you Because our friendship is strong and true You have a special place in my heart And you have since the start Remember I am here for you And it is true Our friendship is like gold Even though we have just met sweetie And that type of friendship doesn't grow old I hope you see it too sweetie pie

Untitled Poem For A Friend
We are good friends Even though we just met each other I think about you And we will be until the end And I think our friendship is one that is so true I had adream About me and you We were having a picnic next to a mountain stream And we watched the clouds in a beautiuful sky of blue We enjoyed the together time I gave you some flowers and a hug dear And I looked into your eyes and told you I would be there for you at a drop of a dime Also that you had nothing to fear I hope you can tell what I say is true And comes from my heart You are there for me and I'm there for you And it has been like that since the start We are good friends Even though we just met each other I think about you And we will be until the end And I think our friendship is one that is so true

Our Military
I was just sitting here thinking about our soldiers over in Iraq and how unfair this war is. How can you have rules in war. What type of shit is going on here? Our soldiers walk/drive through the streets of Iraq on patrol and they have to treat all citizens there as if they are nutrals to the war. When in fact the odds are they're part of it. Are soldiars are getting killed off like flies on shit and they still want them to be fare. I feel that they should bring our soldiers home and let Iraq fend for themselves. If they allow another Sadam to step into leadership over there then so be it. MAY GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS!!!

Why Does Life Suck????????
Ever have one of those days where you just want to drive your car off a cliff? Even though in the back of your mind you know that it won't help any matters....Don't get me wrong, I'm not the type to just do something like that...but it does feel like the right answer at times. I'm not looking for sympathy or attention, I just have a really hard time expressing myself to people...For some reason it's always me trying to console the individual...and 99% of the time they walk away with a smile on their faces...well at least they tell me that. Now I know there are people out there with bigger and more serious problems than mine, but this is my blog so i'm gunna talk about me...lol What's the problem you may ask yourself...here it is...I really fucking hate being alone..It's been 15 years since i've been alone, and personally it's just not for me..I'm not one to go to a bar..been there done that.....Internet dating...LOL fucking failed miserably. I have met a couple of individ

First Blog Thingy
How many times have i fallen how many times have i cried how many time were you there to lean on how many times to catch me when i fall a dream is a dream and a life is a life the deeper the cut the sharper the knife tell the truth learn to lie give a damn then you die i have better ones that i will post when i have time......

Arsenic For The Girls And Boys.
That my myspace name. Haha. Okkkk, completely irrelevant. Video. As always. If yo see anything I've written it has a video attached. Unless its a lyric Ive written and I dont know how comfortable I am putting my stuff on here. This man is amazing, despite his lack of ability to stop drinking, and the fact he drove Amy lee to leave him. At least, I hope thats how it went. I'm not quiet sure. You know, this is just a theory. "Call me when your Sober" sort of just falls into his drinking issues. Any one know if they are in fact, split? That's terrible. The work they did together was amazing, I'm obviously a fan. Here is "Fine Again" by Seether. I really like the message, and what they are trying to tell us here. Enjoy Girls and Boys.

La Edecan
La Edecan Jorge Luis Saenz "¿Tú bajabas?", fue la pregunta. Ella se había detenido a la mitad del auditorio, parada en las escaleras y con la mirada perdida en el vacío. "¿Tú bajabas?", volvió a sonar la pregunta que se había quedado flotando en tu cabeza como una basura en la corriente de un río. Ella llevaba un ajustado vestido blanco que dejaba al descubierto sus imponentes piernas que terminaban en unos altos zapatos de pulsera. Sus miradas se cruzaron por primera vez sobre la multitud que bostezaba con la farragosa ponencia que perpetraba una señora gorda de pelo naranja. Sus ojos se detuvieron en los tuyos y, por un instante, una leve sonrisa se dibujó en sus labios. llevaba un micrófono en la mano y su bello rostro estaba maquillado con exceso, lo que resaltaba aún más su boca carnosa y unos ojos que encerraban una mirada entre pícara y misteriosa. Después de un rato, tu compañero ocasional y tú huyeron del salón en busca decafé y galletas en los pasillos de la Secretaría

Make A Wish
THE LADY FROM MAKE A WISH CALLED ME ABOUT ALAN'S TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD. THEY HAVE THE DATES SET UP FOR US TO LEAVE ON JUNE 19 AND RETURN ON JUNE 24 ALAN IS SO EXCITED. HE WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN I SHOWED HIM WHERE WE WILL BE STAYING. IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHECK IT OUT THE ADDRESS IS.. www.gktw.org WE ARE LEAVING ON MARCH 8 TO GO BACK TO BIRMINGHAM TO SEE HIS DOCTOR UP THERE. I WILL BE GONE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. ALAN NEEDS TO SEE THE PULMONOLOGIST. HE SAW A PULMONOLOGIST HERE IN MOBILE LAST YEAR AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE. HOWEVER HIS DOCTOR IN B'HAM WANTS HIM TO SEE THE PULMONOLOGIST UP THERE. SO IM HOPING EVERYTHING WILL STILL BE OK.

El Diablo En El Infierno.
EL DIABLO EN EL INFIERNO. Cuento de el Decamerón. Bocaccio ¿No han oído decir nunca, amables damas, cómo se mete al diablo en el infierno? Pues bien, se los voy a enseñar sin apartarme mucho del tema al que todos se han referido hoy. Este relato les indicará los medios que hay para salvar el alma, y les hará ver al mismo tiempo que si el amor frecuenta más palacios y las ricas viviendas, no deja, sin embargo, de hacer sentir su poderío en los bosques más espesos, en las cimas de las montañas y en las cuevas más desiertas. De donde puede concluirse que todo el universo le pertenece. Pero vengamos al hecho. En la ciudad de Capra, en Berbería, vivía un hombre extremadamente rico, que tenía, entre otros hijos, una hermosa muchacha llamada Alibech. No era cristiana,pero como oía constantemente a los cristianos establecidos allí hacer el elogio de su religión y del culto a Dios, preguntó cierto día a uno de ellos cuál era la mejor manera de servir a Dios. La persona a quien s

From Sheri
WHEN SILENCE IS BEYOND WORDS....... THERE MAY BE MOMENTS IN A FRIENDSHIP, AS IN LOVE, WHEN SILENCE IS BEYOND WORDS. THE FAULTS OF OUR FRIEND MAY BE CLEAR TO US, BUT IT IS WELL TO SEEM TO SHUT OUR EYES TO THEM. FRIENDSHIP IS USUALLY TREATED BY THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE AS A TOUGH AND EVERLASTING THING WHICH WILL SURVIVE ALL MANNER OF BAD TREATMENT. BUT THIS IS AN EXCEEDINGLY GREAT AND FOOLISH ERROR; IT MAY DIE IN AN HOUR OF A SINGLE UNWISE WORD; ITS CONDITIONS OF EXISTENCE ARE THAT IT SHOULD BE DEALT WITHDELICATELY AND TENDERLY, BEING AS IT IS A SENSIBLE PLANT AND NOT A ROADSIDE THISTLE. WE MUST NOT EXPECT OUR FRIEND TO BE ABOVE HUMANITY! YOUR LIFE IS NOW... LOVE LIVIN IT...SHERILYNN WILLIAMS

Inventario
INVENTARIO Cuento de Martha Cerda Mi vecino tenía un gato imaginario. Todas las mañanas lo sacaba a calle, abría la puerta y le gritaba: "Anda, ve a hacer tus necesidades". El gato se paseaba imaginariamente por el jardín y al cabo de un rato regresaba a la casa, donde le esperaba un tazón de leche. Bebía imaginariamente el líquido, se lamía los bigotes, se relamía una mano y luego otra y se echaba a dormir en el tapete de la entrada. De vez en cuando perseguía un ratón o se subía a lo alto de un árbol. Mi vecino se iba todo el día, pero cuando volvía a casa el gato ronroneaba y se le pegaba a las piernas imaginariamente. Mi vecino le acariciaba la cabeza y sonreía. El gato lo miraba con cierta ternura imaginaria y mi vecino se sentía acompañado. Me imagino que es negro (el gato), porque algunas personas se asustan cuando imaginan que lo ven pasar. Una vez el gato se perdió y mi vecino estuvo una semana buscándolo; cuanto gato atropellado veía se imaginaba que era el suyo, hast

Cater 2 Who????
I have been wanting to talk about this for a while now, but I’ve been putting the shit off for whatever reason. But since I don’t have shit else to talk about, and folx is starting to threaten my ass again if I don’t update, I’ll tackle the shit now…. I remember when the song “Superwoman” by Karyn White came out. Women all across the erf were singing that shit in unison! With tears welling up in their eyes!! Finally a song that basically says, “Look nigga, get off yo’ ass and start actin right or ya gonna fuck around and lose me!” This was, and arguably still is, the anthem for women who do everything for her man, but he don’t do a damn thing for her besides “occasional hugs” …. …in addition to a well-placed, quickly spent nut every now and then…. I’m sure. When the song came out, it seemed like everywhere I went, heffas were saying “I ain’t your superwoman!” And on the surface, there seems to be nothing wrong with that, right? Music and the messages conta

Leche Agria
--Voy al baño –anuncia Silvana escabulléndose hacia la puerta. --¡Otra vez el mentado baño! ¿A qué vas? –exclama Luis enfurecido, cubriendo su desnudez con las sábanas. --No tardo, te lo prometo –replica con una voz apenas audible. Al salir de la recámara, Silvana se dirige silenciosa hacia la cocina. En el camino emite unos discretos chiflidos a modo de llamado, cuidando que el marido no la escuche. Casimiro se despereza en el sillón y solícito acude a su dueña. Los ojos verdes y alargados del felino chispean al ver el litro de leche que ella porta entre las manos. Silenciosos, ambos se encaminan hacia el baño. Ella lo acaricia y lo besa varias veces. El gato ronronea. Bajo la mirada atenta de esos ojos verdes, Silvana se desprende del camisón con movimientos lentos. El gato la observa. Ella se recuesta sobre el tapete, toma el litro de leche y deja caer un chorrito entre los pechos. Casimiro se acerca. Una inmensa lengua purpúrea se desdobla de la boca del animal. Al perc

The Results Are In!!!
AIGHT SO AFTER A WEEK OF FUN, AND SOME HARDCORE LEVELING ON MY PART, I TALLIED THE VOTES. NOW THE ASSHOLE I AM, AND FOR A WAY TO MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS SEEM LIEK BIG PIMPS I MADE EACH RATE WORTH 1000 COMMENTS!!! HURT FACES I KNOW!!! LOL. SO HERE;S WHO WON, GIVE HER LOVE, FOR YOUR RESULTS AND SHIT HIT ME UP, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM THE SATASH AS A PRESENT. CAUSE EVERYONE WINS IN MY CONTEST. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND LOOKING AT SOME SEXY NEW PICS FROM A HOTTIE!!! BUT FIRST, THE MUSIC!! AND WITH OUT FURTHER DELAY WITH 257,916 COMMENTS, AND YES MY MATH IS CORRECT FUCKERS!!! TAINTED LOVE WINS!!!! VICTORY IS HER'S!!! SHE GET'S THE BIG PRIZE!!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! P.P.S. IN THE FUTURE ANYONE WHO IS NOT A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF MINE EVER CALLS ME A PRAT IN A CONTEST THEY ARE NOT EVEN IN, I WILL HUNT DOWN AND WEAR THERE FACE LIKE A MASK AS I DO MY LITTLE KOOKY DANCE, AND ONE NOT BELIEVING THAT OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW ME!!

Decending
Have mercy baby I'm descending again Open your eyes This time it's sink or it's swim No sermons on ascending No verdict on deceit No selfish memorandum No confusion for me Curses Curses and clues A feast for fools Have mercy baby And hand me downs It was just a few years ago You'd hand me ups and map Right out of town But I would let it slide Like mercury Silver and quick Poisonous and deadly So deadly

Zeus' Last Request
zeus' last request theses are the words of a man written in pain doomed with serivitude who cries 'help' in vain these are the thoughts of a christian converted who views you in solitude however never perverted these are the truths that never seem to echo with ideals that aren't digital i have no idea how to let go can you help me can you feel me if i cut will i bleed can you help me can you feel me find the pain that i need © metalwolf music words and music mjk

I Love You
the following was written just because. 3 years ago i buried 2 of my best friends within 60 days.... i never got to say these things. this is my attempt to do so to everyone else. ____________________________________________________ what happens when the time to live has past what happens when tomorrow has come at last when do we decide that love is enough and we give up on all that other stuff what happens when the truth is no longer evident what happens when we try to be less decadent when do we get back the time we spent rebelling against things that no longer have meaning i love you.. i needed to tell you before tomorrows sun i love you.. i just had to tell you in case tomorrow i die what happens when that last drink is too many what happens when you can't say goodbye when is it too forward to just say 'stay here' and to hold the ones that we love near i just wanted to say i love you.. i needed to tell you in case tomorrow i die i l

Count My Blessings
i don't get much sleep anymore i don't go out as much anymore i stay inside dogs at my side and i smile at what i see it's not about you it's not about me it's about the two next door i don't get to see my friends as much i don't get to shop and such but i don't cry i just sigh and smile at what i see every night in the cool moonlight i stay awake and i count my blessings starlight starbright everythings alright look how big i smile as i count my blessings it's not about you it's not about me it's about the two next door every night as i hold them tight i dream of tomorrow and i count my blessings starlight starbright everythings alright look how big i smile as i count my blessings for helene, who gives me hope metalwolf music©

Hollywood Liberals
Did anybody watch the Acadamy Awards on Sunday Feb. 25 2007. Each of the nominees received over $71,000 dollars in gifts just for attending. I always see and hear on TV and radio all these so called famous actors and actresses bad mouthing President Bush and the war on terror. They jump out into the limelight to help raise money for the "Victims" of 9-11 which I myself felt was a worthy cause... BUT! Where are these same people now. There are hundreds of Americans suffering NOW. They are also victims of terrorism. They are the the loved ones Our Soldiers have left behind. Their wives, and children! They volunteered to protect our country from all enemies. They don't make policy, they just enforce it and go when called. I don't care if you feel the War is justified or wrong. Our Troops deserve the support and backing of the American People.. 110 percent Support. Where is Hollywood? Why can't they come out and Support Our Troops. these same soldiers who have died and will die to

This Ones For Bill
One of my Faves! I bang on the door, but she won't let me in 'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin You lock all the doors from the front to the back And left me a note telling me I should pack I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer Order me up a whiskey and beer If you ask me why I'm writting this poem Some call it tavern, but I call it home (Chorus) Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk You've given me an option, you said I must choose 'tween you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

My Baby Girl Won !
Tesslee my baby girl 3 months entered in her first beauty pageant Sunday and took Queen . I was so suprised but she done well and cheesed the whole time . She won a trophy, tiara, sash and toy .Also she got her way payed to compete at state with my other girls .. I am so excited . They make me proud !

Love Lost
Heartbreak so cold. Promises and hollow words of affection, That’s all that he sends in my direction. Expecting me to eat it up like a starving lonely child, I just push his words around, keeping my anger mild. No longer do I believe a word he says to me, Hell I might as well believe in the tooth fairy….. With every lie he tells and every day that goes by, I laugh out loud even though inside I cry. I let my guard down and invited him in my life, And his lying lips even asked me to be his wife. He promised to be different than every other failed love I have had in the past, He promised me that his love for me would always last. What a cruel mean joke cupid played on me….. What a blind and love struck fool I had to be…. To believe that man actually wanted to spend the rest of his life with me!!!! I could say that I don’t care, I could say I am over him, but deep down my heart and soul feel so grim. I can only try and remember how much good he brought into my mi

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
You will not be able to stay home, brother. You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out. You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip, Skip out for beer during commercials, Because the revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox In 4 parts without commercial interruptions. The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary. The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia. The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal. The revolution will not get rid of the nubs. The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother. There will be n

Dark Void
As often and hard as I try, I can't seem to allow you to drown in the sea of my memory. You stormed into my life with a demeanor who no other earthly man could posess. And youre drizzling away just as quickly. You bewitched me and left a wonder in mind of what it would be like to merely touch you, hold your hand.. Taste your kiss. In almost half a breath, you entered and left; taking my soul and leaving my heart dwelling in a cloud of darkness it can never escape. You left me loving you... So here in solitude, I'm left in this void with an odd sense of completness knowing that for just a moment.. you were mine. Knowing how amazing it felt just be inside your eyes. This darkness you left, so consuming.. so overwhelming that I often stop to catch my breath in the bewilderment of it all... so comforting in a way. Just a glimpse in your world, I thought, would satisfy me. Now you have me lusting for more... It is with this same lust which makes my empty heart so heavy. It

Please Read
Hacker Warning HACKER WARNING !!!!!!!!!! > I JUST RECEIVED THIS FROM ANOTHER GROUP SO PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR THIS > PERSON WANTING TO JOIN. > If somebody called bum_tn@007 hotmail com adds you dont accept it > because its a hacker. Tell every one on your list because if somebody > on your list adds them you get them on your list. He will have access > to your IP computer address. So copy & paste this message to every one > AND fast

If I Were Yours
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gav

A Bunch Of Questions...(more Than You Wanna Know)
EIGHT last's... 8. last kiss: Sunday 7. last beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper 6. last phone call: Jeremy (ex roommate ninja) 5. last text message: Katie 4. last cd played: Scissor Sisters "Ta-Da" 3. last BUBBLE bath: hmmm 14 years ago 2. last time you cried: hmmm @ some dog food commerical Saturday I think 1. last meal: Ihop last night SEVEN have you's: 7. have you ever dated someone twice?: yes but only once 6. have you ever been cheated on?: yeah 5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?: yeah 4. have you ever fallen in love?: a few times 3. have you ever lost someone?: yes 2. have you ever been depressed?: not in a while but I have in the past 1. have you ever had a heartbreak?: yeah more than I wanna think about.... SIX things you did in the past three days: 6. Went to school: yes 5. Went to work: nope 4. Colored: yeah 3. Got drunk: sadly no 2. Slept: yes alittle 1. Hurt yourself: yeah I whacked my head pretty

World Domination? I Think Not...
You Are Not Destined to Rule the World You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do! Are You Destined For World Domination?

Song I Wrote
Memories get clouded by perceptions of a false reality every second seeming longer than the last your life moves on encircling my pathetic phalicy i long to walk beside you together hand in hand i dream of you next to me on beaches of black sand i look into the mirror shattered like my dreams but the person staring back just isn't me is love so blinding that we can't tell that every waking tragedy breeds hell? the divinity of your voice fuels my every nightmare and just looking at your picture puts me there i look into the mirror shattered like my dreams but the person staring back just isn't me is love so blinding that we can't tell that our every waking tragedy breeds hell? but what is real? dreams or perceptions? this lusty epitaph further signaling the ending of my questions the cross-breed from dark hearted souls attempted healing by apothecaric fools they don't even know me how can they say? why i picture your emblazoned face each day? i

> Words Women Use:
> Words Women Use: > > > > 1.) FINE: > > This is the word women use to end an argument when > they are right and you need to shut up. > > > > 2.) Five Minutes: > > If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. > Five Minutes is really only five minutes if you have > just been given five more minutes to watch the game > before helping around the house. > > > > 3.) Nothing: > > This is the calm before the storm. This means > something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments > that begin with nothing usually end in fine. > > > > 4.) Go Ahead: > > This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! > > > > 5.) Loud Sigh: > > This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement > often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she > thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting > her time standing here and arguing with you about > nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of > nothing.) > > > > 6.) That's Okay: > > This is one of

Flame Wars?
so i go outside for a cigarette. i'm sick beyond belief... and apparently retarded. i'm using a lighter with an adjustable flame... and didn't bother to check the flame before i lit the cigarette. i now have half of the amount of eyelashes on my right eye that i did five minutes ago. gah!

A Little About Boston
Welcome to Bawstin For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc.. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill. If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley. Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End. The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica P

Remember!!!!!
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail ... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'WE screwed up, but we had fun! " I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end ... the faster it goes. I've learned ... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned ... that money doesn't buy class. I've learned ... that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned ... that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved! I've learned ... that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I've learned ... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned ... that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. To all of you ... It's National Friendship Week.

Endless River
My love is like a endless river flowing into the sea.But without you the river is empty there is no water no life just an empty heart filled with saddness the pain is like no other painn that makes me cry every morning.But nobody caresss so now nothing matters except to bring back to life then maybe the pain and saddness will go away and the river will flow again And I will have you.

Friends.......just Read It!
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty ... He said 'no.' She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ... and he said 'no.' She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ... and once again he replied with a 'no.' She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away ... I'd die!

Fear
We have all had feelings on helplessness at least once in our lives. Mine decided to come today. I got a call from my best friend and there was so much emotion in her voice as she was telling me about a trip to her doctors office. I don't need to go into details. She's only 18, same age as i am. I wish i knew what to do to help her or i knew what to say. I just feel so helpless. Shes sitting here crying on my bed right now and i just wish that there was something i could do. Well, guys any advice is greatly appreciated so please feel free to comment. Talk to you guys later. much love and kisses

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

I'm No Fool
I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties I call you on the phone But never get a rise So sit there all alone It's time you realize I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again, no, no You take your road, I'll take mine The paths have both been beat Searchin' for a change of pace Love needs to be sweetened I scream my heart out, just to make a dime And with that dime I bought your love But now I've changed my mind I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again, no, no Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties Ohhh I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'

Things That They Say, Things That We Know, Things That I'm Hoping Are Actually So
1.Good things come to those who wait..., but if you really want something bad enough you should go for it with all you have...2.things happen for a reason, but somethings may never happen unless you provide an opportunity /reason for it to..3.treat others as you would have them treat you..enough said..4.everyone has a soulmate...how and when you find that person I think depends on your timing and what you are willing to accept..5.Do all things really happen for a reason??.6.we are all just bunch of fish in a huge sea...soo, how do we find that soul mate again?..7..tell that person how you feel...ask the beauty queen at the prom to dance..go to the frkn dance, for starters..you may always regret not..8.have enough sense to know a good thing when you have found it.9.give me the strength to change the things I can, accept the things I cannot, and knowledge to know the difference..(er sumptin like that, always liked that one)..10.tell ur parents , family and loved ones that you love them,.

Hi Everyone
well i am sorry i was not yestardy at all i was hung over from saturday night and i was too tired to come on and i slept most of the day away.i will be out for awhile tonight going to my mom's for her birtday tonight. well i have to go but i will be back later on tonight. hoe noone i mad i was not on lastnight. love hotchick3

What A F#$%ing Day!!!
Well if my day didn't suck already....frist my car dies and I need it for work tommorrow...second my wash machine floods my landry room...and then the kicker.... a prisoner in transport gets lose and tries to get in my home...while my three year old daughter is here...if it was not for the cops already looking for him down my street, he could of tried to force his way in and then instead of him going to jail he would have gone to the morgue...and I would go to jail..if I wanted this for my girls I would have stayed in NY...where at least my family could have hide the body!!

Political Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."

Exposing A Con Man
2/26/2007 Dear readers: I am amazed how people who proclaim the truth are the biggest crooks on the Internet. For those of you who know me well I have absolutely no problem exposing the truth and anyone in the public eye whom I feel deserves to be exposed. As always in any successful endeavors (including the secret) the rats will show up and start their feeding frenzy to get more notoriety, but when someone is proclaiming and exposing others wrong doing and forgetting to describe his own wrongdoing, this is where I draw the line. I am not the type of guy that wants to dwell on negativity, but when someone does me wrong, the Sicilian side of myself will always meet you in time, put it that way. My honesty and direct approach to anything and everything has always been my strength and not exactly appreciated by many sensitive people willing to give out their other cheek. And while life goes on, I will never forget any wrongdoing and use my position to “enlighten” others on t

Dreaming Of Her
i love you so much Princess. so dig this shit. i had a dream. no not like martin luther the kings dream. this dream involved you and I. it was the most awesome dream i could ever have cuz u were in my arms. we were holding eachother oh so tight. i was running my fingers through your beautiful long blonde hair. kissing your lips that taste like honey. blowing so softly into your ear giving you the cutest little bumps all over your beautiful body. and then you said to me the three sweetest words i have ever heard. those words were, I love you. M.A.Z.J

I'll Stop The World...
Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world thrashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and It's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you (You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (You should see why) Dropped in the state of imaginary grace (You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human race (You should see why) Never comprehending a race that long gone by (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (Let's

Ayeyayeyayayayay
i need surgery on my shoulder. this sucks because im already having a pretty shitty day and the doctor just called me. what a way to spend my work day. and i didnt even get my fuckin lunch cuz the dumb ass it dudes cant get the computers working right. but i need shoulder surgery. not very interested in it seein how itll be my third on this shoulder since 1999. i hope this doesnt mean that my shoulder is eventually gonna fall off or be useless. but ill be good. im just askin everyone on my friends list to just keep me in your thoughts and hope i come out the same way i went in. well, with a better shoulder. im goin under the knife july 17. i need a drink

Poem - Fuck It :)
i found this and thought it was hella cute :p This is my four-letter word poem. You know the one That gets you hits. And it goes something like this: FUCK IT! Want to be it? Don’t know how to do it? Just tell it Like it is. Only you can do it. If it's from the heart, It’s a start. If they don’t like it, Hey, no sweat, Never mind. FUCK IT! Life’s too short to waste time on idiots. Bigots Who criticize all the time. Anal retentive! Everything’s relative. Profanity, Vulgarity, Telling, spelling, Subject, reject, Hey lighten up, baby! This is poetry! It's free, Meant to be, Not to please. So tell them, Like me: FUCK IT! You're in love. Happens to the best of us. When it works, It's bliss. If not, It hurts. Can’t miss. And worse, It's really hard To say FUCK IT! Life seems vain. You're in pain. Want to open veins. Get run over by a train. Blow your brains. Don’t think I don’t know it. I get it. I’ve been there before. Someti

Why Am I Mad?
would you get mad at some one if they were acting like a child? would you get mad at some if they yelled at your kid? would you be mad if some one hit your kid cuz your kid touched a pepsi can? probley trying to take it kids will be kids an they do not deserve to be hit bye any one this is probley why i am mad right now cuz i do not want any one touching my kids but me an there daddy we are there blood an if any one is going to disaplane my 2 year old it aint going to be any one but me or my kids daddy (my husband) am i right?

My Porn Star Name...lol
My score on The Porn Star Name Test: Lil Miss Spread-em(Congratulations! You scored 21!)You know what's good for you...a whole lot of fucking...and you know how to spread 'em...LIKE BUTTA!You like to get freaky, but just with the right people. You have a good sense of what others want and know how to give it to them. Bur, you don't just settle for that. You LOVE receiving just as much! IT takes alot for you to deny sexual desires, but you have the willpower in certain circumstances...unlike Lil Miss Fuckanything! Link: The Porn Star Name Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Chinese Zodiac
Chinese zodiac sign: Rat ( 1912 - 1924 - 1936 - 1948 - 1960 - 1972 - 1984 ) You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. Be sure to find out what other signs you are compatible with! You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist. Some Rats: Charlotte Bronte, Truman Capote, Catherine I, Mata Hari, Wolfgang Mozart, William Shakespeare, George Washington. Ox ( 1913 - 1925 - 1937 - 1949 - 1961 - 1973 - 1985 ) A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative, methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. Be sure to find out who you are most compatible with in love and relationships. The Ox would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser. Some Oxen: NapoleonBonaparte, Walt Disn

I'm Bisexual-not Confused
A small amount of bisexuals are hypocrites.. I'm not one of them.. I can't stand when people discriminate and judge me or anyone else for that matter. Here's some valid points in defense of bisexuals. I found it on some random webpage. Bisexual myths More people are admitting to being bisexual - yet many of us don't really know what this sexual preference actually means. Bisexuality Defined A person who is sexually attracted to and engages in sensual or sexual relationships with people of either sex. A bisexual person may not be equally attracted to both sexes, and the degree of attraction may vary over time. Bisexuals have to like both men and women equally Wrong - There is no right or wrong way to be bisexual. You are the person who determines your sexuality. If you only date girls but are also attracted to guys, you can be bisexual. The same goes for people who date guys, but still like girls. Some people believe that your sexuality is always ch

Will Is It Spring Yet??
will i dont know about you guys.. but i'm sure in the hell ready for spring to get here.. i want to smell the rain.. you cant smell snow lol.. i want to chase after tornados.. i love doin that.. took classes on storm chasing. i want to be able to make out on the grass at the park. or hell even have sex without being frooze together lol.. i want to take pics outside.. with nature. and i want me my kids to be outside instead being stuck inside.. will feel free to tell me why you wish spring was here?

Chip Away The Ice Covered Heart
It`s suddenly warming up inside this ice chest. The ice begins to melt dripping slowly down the body. A glitch in the system as the heart begins to beat. What is this feeling as the blood begins to rush. Heightened senses, emotions about to gush. Warmth running through every vain. No longer suffering from the freezing pain. Able to regain a grasp on life. A gift you`ve given me that shines through black bright. You`ll never know how much I .........

Reasons To Smoke Pot
Reasons to Smoke Pot1) Nobody has ever died from smoking pot.2) Marijuana users report less depression 3) Marijuana does not cause emphysema, unlike tobacco. 4) Marijuana does not cause cancer (and if you smoke it you are actually slightly less likely to get cancer)5) THC actually helps cleanse the lungs, preventing tumors 6) Daily marijuana use doesn’t damage your brain.7) There has never been a study to link marijuana with psychological problems, though it’s not for a lack of trying.8) Marijuana is NOT a gateway drug.9) Marijuana fights hardened arteries10) Marijuana has both stalled the growth of and eliminated brain tumors in rats. Such an experiment has yet to be done on humans.11) Not that herd mentality is a good reason, but you’re not alone. Marijuana is the US’s number one crop. 12) Sex gets a whole lot better13) 15 million people smoke it a month (US only).16) Marijuana can prevent blindness.17) Marijuana can prevent migraines.18) Marijuana is less addictive than caffeine.

**30 Things Stressed Women May Say At Work**
**30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK** **1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.** **2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.** **3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.** **4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?** **5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.** **6. Do I look like a people person?** **7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.** **8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left ** **9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.** **10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?** **11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years** **12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer** **13. Do they ever shut up on

R.i.p. Bvd
The key to life is enjoying its simple pleasures. And you know, there are tons of simple pleasures in life. Like watching a movie under a blanket when it's raining outside. Like eating tomato soup and grilled cheese when it's freezing cold. Like barbecuing on a summer day. Like taking a long ass, hot ass shower. Well, I've just discovered another simple pleasure that I think I've always appreciated, but never quite realized. Draws. No, not draws as in the verb, but draws as in britches… underwear… skivvies…. umentionables…. though I'm about to mention the hell out these shits. Dude, draws are simply fantastic! I mean, really, is there anything like sliding on a fresh pair of draws after getting out the shower?? Is there anything like sleeping in draws between a bed with fresh sheets?? Is there anything like a fresh, perfectly fitting pair of draws?? I think not. Nor should you. There's nothing like a fresh pair of draws. A fresh pair of draws is like

Deadly Alliance...its On Like Donkey Kong!
THE GREATEST AND FIRST FAMILY ALLIANCE ON CT .... THIS ALLIANCE CHALLENGES ALL CT FAMILIES TO A FAMILY CONTEST WAR ....THINK YOU CAN HANDLE US JOIN YOUR FORCES AND BRING OR JOIN DEMON HOUSE OR LESTATS DARK COVENANT AND LETS DO THIS Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Ct Married!!
TODAY, FEB 26th, 2007 - LaUrEn & KevDog were CT Married! Hope ALL our friends/fans/Family are happy for us. ---------- KevDog: KevDog {Commander of CTAF}@ CherryTAP AND LaUrEn: LaUrEn (B.P.C)@ CherryTAP ------------- Were CherryTAP Married Today 2/26/07 at 11:30am (repost of original by 'KevDog {Commander of CTAF}' on '2007-02-26 11:46:09')

I Hate Mondays!!!!!
Ok what a weekend, thursday, I was really crabby come to find out, I was getting the damn flu, my bf had it monday and tuesday of last week. I thought I wasn't going to get it, well Friday I came to work and my damn body started acheing WTF!!!! Then then the damn weather people are talking about we have this big winter storm coming, great I am suppose to go and see Delirium on saturday, but I am sick, well lucky me its starts snowing, so I am sleeping all on and off saturday and the show get moved to sunday at 6:30p, well sunday they decied to move it to March 10th , oh man thats the night of a big party I want to go to and well these tickets cost $200 so we are going to Ames, to see the show, then to that big party, maybe we will see if we even go at all. No biggie though! SO we went out last night with some friends and we got drunk.........WARNING ******* Stay away from draft beer, it will F*** you up, and make you feel like crap. ok and now a friend came by and got me lunch and now

Isn't It Funny
I guess sometimes we want something so bad we will tell ourselves that what we feel is something it isn't. We get so made at others for lying to us when we do it almost everyday. It is how some of us con ourselves in to getting out of bed. It is how we deal with the cruelty and loneliness of the world.

I Can Eat Pussy
My score on The Do you know how to eat pussy Test: Category 5(You scored 165 the basics!)your the best ever you make a girl scream and holla come lick my pussy! message me! Link: The Do you know how to eat pussy Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

[ Part Two ]
The next day, we caught a short island-hopping flight to our next port-of-call. It was the opposite of our little cottage. This time, we were staying at a very posh, high-rise resort hotel. After checking out the view from our room, which overlooked the huge pool, Sondra unpacked, stripped and donned only her bikini bottoms and went out onto the balcony. She stretched, letting the sun warm her skin, and I’m sure more than a few people at the pool had an opportunity to observe that she has a magnificent set of tits. I stepped out on to the balcony with her, just as the man from the next suite did. He introduced himself to us and offered us a beer. His name was Brian and when he returned he couldn’t take his eyes off Sondra’s chest as we talked. After a few minutes, Brian’s wife, Janet, joined us on the balcony. She was wearing a conservative one-piece bathing suit and her mouth literally fell open when she saw Sondra. She regained her composure and emphatically informed us that, as far

Seven Days
Seven Days On Monday I met her, she was bonny and fair With rings on her fingers, and bows in her hair I fell for her beauty, I fell for her charms Nothing mattered to me, when she was in my arms On Tuesday I told her, I loved her so much I told her I longed for her kisses and touch I felt that my heart, was alive with each beat With her by my side, my whole life was complete On Wednesday I wooed her, so hard and so well We walked through the heather, we walked through the dell In sunshine, in rain, with the wind in our hair Two people, two lives, yet one heart we did share On Thursday I thought, that her heart was all mine Her touch and her kisses, were sweeter than wine My true love at last, had come into my life I planned to ask this girl, to become my wife On Friday so fateful, that girl broke my heart She sent me a letter, saying that we must part No reason, no meaning, just the briefest goodbye She left me so lost, with a tear in my eye On Saturda

Morning Sunshine-
'Good Morning, Sunshine' -rolls over with blurry eyes and dry mouth- 'mmmm- mornin' 'How'd you sleep Beautiful?' 'Mmm- great. I was so relaxed. Thank you' -light kiss- 'I've got something for you' -goes and retrieves what looks like food- 'What's this Babe?' 'Breakfast. I woke up early and you were so cute sleeping, I decided to fix you some breakfast' -suspicious glance- 'F-for me?' 'Yeah girl, all for you. I made a mess in your kitchen, but I'll clean it all up.' 'B-but Babe. I didn't have anything in the kitchen. I'm out of everything-' 'Yeah, I noticed!' -ruffles hair even more- 'So while you were asleep, I went down to the market. Here, start with some toast' '-Down to the market huh? Just like that? Seems like a lot of trouble- just for breakfast' 'Not at all. Here, try the toast-' -looks meaningfully at the toast- 'So- they just let you go and like, you know, buy stuff down at the `market`?' -laughs- 'Yeah. They tend to do that down ther

I Can Make You Cum......
My score on The can you fuck me good Test: im cumming....(You scored 75 in good fuckness!)im cumming.. IM CUMMING.. harder..harder..HARDER you were close.. nice try Link: The can you fuck me good Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Son's Birhday
Well, today is my oldest's third birthday! He started school almost a month ago and he is loving it. We have to go to a meeting today to see if they want him to stay in school due to his slow speech skills and continue to receive speech therapy or if he has learned enough and no longer needs help learning how to talk and i can wait another year to enter him in school like i wanted to.

Vacation [partone]
Last year, I was recruited by a large international company based in London. The package that they offered me was too good to turn down, and one of the most pleasant perquisites was a working tour of the resorts it owned and managed. My wife, Sondra, was thrilled at the prospect and we lined up her parents to watch the kids for the five week trip. Sondra and I have been married for fourteen years, and have three kids, Jessica (12), Todd (9), and Mike (6). We are both 34 and fight the battle against aging, with Sondra winning in spectacular fashion. At 5Œ4 Sondra carries a hard, firm body with beautiful legs, a tight ass, slim waist and absolutely marvelous, large, high, round breasts on a perfect 108 pound frame. Always the perfect glady,h bordering on gprim and proper,h I was looking forward to seeing her in the tiny bikinis and revealing one-piece bathing suits she had purchased for our trip. I had especially enjoyed closely examining the results of her major gbikini-waxh tr

Cmu
I REALLY AM CONFUSED OVER SO MUCH GOING ON MY LIFE. MY FAMILY RUINING MY LIFE. MY FRIENDS. BUT THERE IS A PERSON THAT I WISH I COULD BE WITH. HE IS THE GREATEST. I WOULD DO ANY FOR HIM. I HOPE HE KNOW THAT. I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL HIM BUT WE HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TALK. I HOPE WHEN U READ THIS THAT YOU WRITE ME A MESSAGE.

Aquarius...
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) -- MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure. They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a

I'm The Ice Cream Man
Well for those of you who dont know a want to... I am the Ice cream man (In Tucson) (Scince 1992 of & on). This year (Thursday) At our Rodeo Parade I set a all time highest sales record for vendors in Arizona in one 7 hour period $926.13. I hold the second highest sales record as well which is 574.00 in the rain on xmas eve in 1996. I pulled up at a topless club that I frequented they were having a private party that night. I was asked to stay!!! I also had to dance that night... I was a male stripper prior to that for a few nights yes I know how to dance my calves have muscles on there muscles. (winks) That's all for know fiend till I feel like chatting again... TTFN

Robin Vs.the Opposite Sex
Yesterday sure proved to be an interesting day. I have begun to learn that I am not meant to have relationships. At least in the "romantic" sense of the word. I don't deal well with people. I am pretty mean sometimes. Actually, really mean, sometimes. And, usually, i don't take blame for it. Cuz in my world, I can do no wrong. It poses a problem in the event i DO actually do something wrong. I have learned, I really do not know HOW to show affection, love, caring... stuff like that. I mean, I do have a borderline personality disorder... i am bi polar.... I have issues w/ relationships. I am really, just, not comfortable in them. People don't really know how to deal with me, and do things to make me comfortable. It's not everyone elses fault. You don't get trained in school on how to deal with this shit, unless u go to med school, or something.... but, I know I'm not an easy person to deal with.... But Chris said something today, and i was like... wow... he said something to the affect

What God Or Goddess Are You?
My score on The What Greek God Are You Test: Aphrodite(Gods! You scored 58!)You are most like the Goddess Aphrodite! Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty, fertility and desire. Although she was married she had many affairs with both other gods and men - most famously with Ares. Her husband Hephaestus caught them in a net he had made and paraded them in front of the other gods. Aphrodite is mean, vain and jealous, and most often depicted with a mirror. Link: The What Greek God Are You Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Time's Up!
Though you are not looking, I am right there, Standing just behind you, Don't look, Don't stare, I know you can feel me, The fear it show's true, What are you waiting for, I'll alway's be close to you, Your fighting the inevitable, Your chance for redemption has passed, I am just waiting, For you to finish your glass, Written by:Juan Daniel Gonzalez

What Happen In My Life!
I HAD SO MUCH STUFF GOING ON IN MY LIFE. I JUST GOT OVER DEALING WITH SOMEONE THAT WAS A FAMILY FRIEND ASSAULTED ME. HE NOT A FAMILY FRIEND ANYMORE. HE HAS GOTTEN TROUBLE FOR IT.I HAVE GOTTEN REALLY SICK AFTER THAT. THERE HAS BEEN A COUPLE PEOPLE I WANT TO THANKS-KIM AND HER HUSBAND, MY DAD,JUSTIN,AND THIS SPECIAL FRIEND THAT I CARE FOR A LOT. P.S PTS- THAT IS YOU!!

Friends!!
I was giving my first Blast today, by my good friend DJ Madness~lette~ Mutants wife Queen of the carnival. Stop over @ The Dark Carnival lounge to meet her or go to: DJ Madness~lette~ Mutants wife Queen of the carnival@ CherryTAP Shes cooler than a polar bears toenails ya'll. So im just waiting on approval for it now, then lets see what happens. Im very glad to have met the cool Lo's and Lette's that i have on here, much better than other sites i have been on. MMFWCL

I Just Sent This Email Out
This is my own personal mass email sent to nine representatives of Pennsylvania, by all rights I should pose this question to every representative in the united states but Pennsylvania is the state I belong to and if all nine of you don't give any answer at all I may send my question to all the other states. My query is how congress has become so unconstitutional. I am not even going to get into topics and issues about war and welfare. I mean to question the very basis of the house of representatives to begin with to represent the people. Taken straight from the constitution I quote "the number of representatives shall not exceed one for every 30,000" Taken directly from census June 2006 there are approximately 298444215 and there only 232 representatives today. By all accounts there should be close to 10000 representatives. There was a very good reason for that line in the constitution. The reason being that no one man can reasonably represent over 1 million people do the math your

Old Folks Humor
Senior Wisdom: A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'" ----------------------------------------- An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ----------------------------------------- Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying a

I Am Kinky
My score on The Kinkyness Test: Kinky bastard!(Grats! You're 94% kinky!)Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;) Link: The Kinkyness Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

The Sexual Awakening
“Happy Birthday son”. I woke up bleary eyed trying to get my bearings, focusing on my mom bending over me with a long box gift wrapped. I gave her a kiss and thanked her, wondering what it could be. I opened the box and found it was a telescope. She also had bought me a tripod and a copy of the solar system. She said “I saw you looking in the hobby shop and realized that you’ve been talking about the stars a lot.” I gave her a hug and started to assemble the telescope. “Don’t look at the sun, it will damage your eyes,” she said, going down stairs. I read the instructions and then started to look at the horizon. Living on the edge of town was an advantage. Clear views of the downs, sheep, horses, even rabbits looked as close as the houses opposite. I saw a car coming down the street and I zoomed in and saw it was Penny sitting in the front seat next to her dad. Penny lives nearly opposite our house and she had her thirteenth birthday two days ago. She makes a point of telling me that sh

Happy Hour .. Ends Feb 28
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I Am Going To Heaven
My score on The Sexual HELL Test: HEAVEN LEVEL 1(Raw score: 23%)Decent, honorable, honest, but not totally pure. Still, you have earned a spot in sexual heaven. You seek pleasure but you won't be reckless about it. You can get dirty under the right circumstances, but you're never mean or deceitful about it. Based on the usual standards of religious morality and the usual social moors, you are a good person to get involved with sexually (screw). You're up there with Jodie Foster, Will Smith, and Hulk Hogan. AVOID: Hell Levels 2 and deeper. Link: The Sexual HELL Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

To Get To Know Me
Getting to know survey 1. Birthday: may 28th 2. Birthplace: pasdena, texas 3. Current Location: splendora ,texas 4. Eye Color: brown 5. Hair Color: blonde 6. Height: 5ft 7. Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT 8. Your Heritage: 9. The Shoes You Wore Today: TENNIES SHOES 10. Your Weakness: MY KIDS 11. Your Fears: SNAKES 12. Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT LOVERS OR THE WORKS 13. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MAKE MORE MONEY AND LOSE ABOUT 50 POUNDS 14. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL 15. Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN IVE GOT GET THE KIDS UP GET ON THE SCHOOL BUS Find this survey and others at www.commentyou.com

Watch And Pray
When I was reading the chapter from today's Bible study from the gospel of Mark, I was reminded why Bible translators most often start with Mark when they're translating the New Testament. It's the shortest of the four gospels with sixteen chapters versus Matthew's twenty-eight, Luke's twenty-four, and John's twenty-one and it was also originally written to a non-native (re: non-Jewish) audience, so there's not a lot of theological detail that will fly over the average Roman's or anyone else's head. Even though the text of Mark 13 also appears in Matthew 24, this teaching of Jesus most often known as the Olivet Discourse because He gave it at the Mount of Olives (also known as Mount Olivet) east of Jerusalem is a little slippery to modern audiences. Perhaps there's a method behind Jesus taking some of the disciples with Him first to give this teaching and not proclaim it to a multitude. Mark 13 opens with Jesus and His disciples leaving the temple in Jerusalem where He'd been teach

Erotic Story Of The Day
Erotic Story of The Day My hero is JOE I have been reading with a great deal of interest the erotic experiences of my fellow Bogelindah members and thought I should now share one of my own encounters with all of you. First, a brief introduction. I am a woman, into my early 40's. I am a fitness fanatic and have a trim, toned and well proportioned body. Though into my 40's, I am regularly told by people meeting me for the first time that I look like I am in the early 30's. I have been happily married for over 20 years and our sex life is a very active one, though over the years, it has become somewhat predictable (i.e., when we start I know where we are going to end and how we are going to get there, though the journey is still a very enjoyable one). My husband and I live away from our home country. We are good hosts and over the years, our house has become a meeting point for other expats living in our town. I will call the "hero" of my story Joe. Joe is an engine

Nuffin
ok start of a new week .. ty all fer all ur kind comments n ratings i do appreciate it , n e ways have a triffic week . n dun forget gurls make sure ya skirt is outta ya knickers when ya leave the bathroom ;) .. sarah

All My Readers!
Hey, For ALL my readers and fans: Want a bitchin’ place to hang? Come visit the folks and me at We got some great people there, get a drink, complain, relax with the music, hell you can even request songs. I like the people there and I’m sure you would too...but expect people to tell it like it is! Fake or phoney, we can do without ya’....and as you can see there is an age limit....Thanks to a VERY SMART PERSON.! You know, I thought I could write something to really help out....but it looks as though I’m not doing that good of a job, so let’s try something here...If you have a suggest, Above and Be On what is ALREADY there then leave a comment, and I’ll pass it on....not that my word has Any say, but I’ll see what I can do....So who will be brave enough to start?

Rareness Of Your Personality
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP) Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men. You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Anal Adventure
It had been a few days since I heard from Sally. Our initial sexcapades had been intense. I was getting hard just thinking about them. My wife had to head out of town to finish a contract with a customer, so it left me alone. The pool was nice, nude swimming was a favorite on mine. The phone woke me out of my daydreaming. “Hello.” I said. “Hey! What’s up?” Mark said on the other end. “Not much, just hanging.” “Linda gone?” He asked. “Yea, for a few day.” “Well, Sally and I were thinking of stopping by and having some fun in your pool. Do you mind?” “Not at all. I have a few beers in the fridge. Come on over. There is plenty of space.” I answered back. “Sally suggested we pack and overnight bag. I have to head to the office for a few hours tomorrow, but I can come back. Since you and Sally are off, maybe we can make a weekend out of it?” “Sure… Sounds good to me,” I said before I thought about it. “Great, we’ll be over in an hour.” Mark said hanging up the phone. My mind was running. Th

Extremely Valuable Tips & Tricks 01
***************************************** How a pair of trainers can prevent gardening accidents ***************************************** Gardening can hold many perils… the whirring blades of the lawn mower, a sharp pair of shears hidden beneath cuttings… a mob of angry wasps... But the most common form of gardening injury is nothing as gory as this... No, the biggest threat to your well-being when gardening is pulling a muscle or putting your back out. And this can be easily avoided by treating your hour in the garden like a gym work out – and doing some simple stretching exercises before you get started! * Sit down and put one foot up on a stool or bench so that your knee is straight. Stretch forward and run your hands down your outstretched leg until you feel your thigh muscle tightening. Hold for 10 seconds, then switch legs. * Stretch one leg out to the side as far as it can comfortably go, then bend the opposite leg at the knee and stretch away unt

Home Early...
And as soon as Jen gets back from lunch in about 10 minutes I'm heading on home. My head feels so heavy that I can barely hold it up. Bleah. We'll see in the morning if I feel up to coming in. *sniffle*

Good-bye My Angel
Good-Bye My Angel~ For my grandfather From the stillness of night came the final call. With hesitation the words were spoke One life ends One life forever changed One heart bleeds One finds peace Tears fall Memories haunt a troubled soul As this gentle heart begins to break With every breath I miss you With every tear I try to heal Your love I treasure Your kindness I cherish Your words to me I’ll remember In my heart you remain. Good-bye My Angel~ I love you. Nixy- 2004

Getting To Know Me
Prologue 1.Where did you take your default pic? Home with web cam 2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Tan Dockers and Hawaiin Shirt 3.What is your current problem? Saving Money To Move 4.What makes you most happy? Sleep 5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Sister Miss Bloodshed by The Solenoid Hums 6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? My uncle 7.Do you ever watch MTV? bwahahahaha 8.What's something that really annoys you? Politicians, Political correctness, stale beer Chapter 1: 1.Middle name: James 2.Nickname(s): kjlintner 3.Current place: Lansing, MI 4.Eye color: Brown Chapter 2: 1.Do you live with your parents? No 2. Do you get along with your parents/gardians? Only if I have to 3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced? DIVORCED 4.Do you have any Siblings?: Yes - somewhere Chapter 3: Favorite. 1. Ice Cream: Death by Chocolate from QD 2. Season: SPRING

Dark Afternoon
"one dark afternoon, like a shadow i flew. thru the rain that fell sick with lament. to this house of incest, for when we undressed. blasphemy against venus were rent. but with sister removed, her wet body approved the parade of my heavenly quests. yet all tongues are not true, some are forked or asque. like an uncivil servants at best. for ousted from eden, i fausted all reason. hook in mouth like saint peter pan. to haunt fairy groves and hot virgin coves. where in the promiscuous swam. i elected lovers and rejected others. mifistresses that don't give a damn. but in those that still do, my deep interest grew. THE RISE OF THE TRUE PENTAGRAM"

The Dark Prince
From the depths of hell he rises, years of humanity’s disgrace fuel the rage within his blackened heart. He is death within its purest form. Blackness creeps along once green hills as he searches for those who dare awake the dark knight. The sands of time have etched his coming into the scrolls of countless days gone past. With only a glance his demons spread plague and destruction, the likes that mortal man has never seen. The hounds of chaos rein with sheer delight as they ravage the the once fertile lands. He is a warrior, a judge, a juror, he is god’s final weapon his most beautiful child. More powerful than the angel of death, he rises on this our judgment day. This night snow white feathers begin to fall, blanketing the frozen ground. The fall from grace has come at last, mothers kneel in snow-white masses their prayers for salvation deafening shards of glass upon the midnight wind. The sins of father and son no longer whispered delusions but reality for all to see.

Asked Dr. Scott He Is No Dr Phill
So tell me, Janelle," asked Dr. Scott, "in your own words, what do you think the problem is!?!" Janelle, with her head down, looked furtively over at her husband, Kurt who was sitting silently in the chair next to hers! "Don't look at Kurt," the doctor admonished her, "he doesn't have the answer, we want to hear your side of the story, so come on now, speak up, that's what we're all here for!!!" "Uh, well," Janelle began slowly, "it's just that he doesn't ever listen to me, or take me seriously, I'm just there to make sure everything goes his way and make sure I don't rock the boat!!!" Up until now Kurt had been sitting quietly, but that was too much, so he interjected, "Now wait a minute, Jan, you know that's not true, I respect your opinion, and you know it!!!" "Hold it Mr. Dobson," the doctor rejoined, "you'll get your chance to give your side of it, but right now Janelle gets to speak without interruption!!!" "Well, okay," he growled, "but she's not telling you the

Okay Boys...seriously
DO you think shouting us girls with the following is gonna get us to talk to you: "I'm Horny" "Wanna watch me jack off" "Can I see your private pics" "Wanna see my huge c*ck" "I'd like to....." " If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous." AND MY FAVE ADD ME TO YOUR FAMILY... I don't add just anyone so don't ask! And so on... This is not the way to make friends or get girls. Stop viewing us as MEAT and as smart women..(most of us) capable of intelligent conversation. Start thinking with the big brain and not the little one.

Good News
well everyone.. i have moved outta state temorarily to stay with some family.. im now in michigan.. and i do have the internet back.. but im not on near as much as what i usually am.. but so everyone knows.. i am alive.. and im doin well..if you want to get ahold of me.. just hit me up on here.. or my yahoo.. much love to everyone *hugz to all*

I Always Reach For The Hand That Isn't There...
It seems more and more i've lost frends. I have friends that dont approve of where i am in life as a police officer. It also seems that so many are never willing to help. As i sit here in my apartmen nearly in tears about the possiblity of being dropped from my classes i look at my cell phone for moral support and think there is no one i can call that I would feel comfortable enough to get support from on this action. I feel that I am mostly an outcast in my group of friends. I also feel that i have no form of enjoyment in my life when i need a true break from my school work. I cannot ride on the back of a bike anymore due to my weight (as a suspension stifness change is needed to support my kind of weight ) , so i am forced to wait to ride until I get one of my own which depressed me as is. So frustrated I trudge on to get my bike in hopes that soon enough I will have one. In the mean time I look at my upcomming test at school and fear that my career will be changed with this one test

A Toast
Heard a great toast the other day and I thought I would share with all of my fellow tappers....Where it came from or who originally said it, I have no idea but it kinda touched the heart.. "May you wear the spirits of your lost loved ones on your skin" Thought it was a touching way to show remembrance to lost family. Balistreri out

Scorpio And Pisces
When Scorpio and Pisces come together they enjoy a splendid union. The two signs share the same element, water, and thus have a good understanding of eachother. Scorpio is very deep and covert, often caught up in their own secret plans, while Pisces is idealistic and looks for the nuances of a situation. However Pisces also has a tendency to withdraw into their own mind, and can forgive Scorpio for being mysterious or withdrawn sometimes. Both signs are intuitive and in touch with the subtleties of human interaction. Pisces fulfill dreams and ambitions to turn ideas into reality. The Scorpion will provide a steadfast foundation for the relastionship to revolve around, and the moe ephemeral and intuitive Fish will become entangled in Scorpios web. In return, Pisces offers gentleness, kindness, and sympathy, which Scorpioadmires and appreciates. Scorpio is interested in certain material comforts and intense emotional dramas, and at times cannot understand the simplistic charitable a

Weird Sex Laws
Weird Sex Laws If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a mi

Beautiful Women Month
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! (Of course I sent this to more than five). Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another woman, something good w

Attn: Everyone If I Talk To You Then Please Read This
i was just informed that i am loseing my house and they will be putting up for sale signs on the 1st therefor chances are i will not be on as much as i need to start thinking about where i am going to live and how i can take care of all this, i will try to keep you all updated as to what is going on.

Love.., Ha!! Right..!
Love.., Ha..! Too many people throw their love around and im quite tired of it..! Seems to me not enough people know what it means to love.., Dont say u love someone unless u mean it..! Ive had too many people tell me they love me only to find out its quite the oppasite..! If this is what love is to people then i can live without it.. Fuck all that drama i dont need it... If u love me then fine fucking act like it otherwise dont say it.. I dont want to hear it unless its damn well meant..! Idk what the hell is wrong with people.., really..! Some one please tell me cuz im getting irritated..! Why is it that people say i love you when they dont mean it..?! Why is it that no one seems to realize just what that word means..?! Are people these days really that retarded or what..? Ive been in love.., Im in love now.. But that doesnt seem to matter too much.. Takes much longer for me to fall out of love then everyone else i seem to know.. Why is that.. Do they really not care..? Tired of peop

Will The Moon Ever Rise
Will the moon ever rise full and true Over a me that is safe and happy Will the fears in my heart Ever ease and fade Is there a place and a man for me Out there some where Will the negative energy around me Ever waver so that I might find happiness Will things get better or worse In the coming days and years

Every Time I Die Working On New Album For 2007 Release!!!
I can die happy now because that means they will have to T O U R to support said album. *rubs hands devilishly together* "Happy Holidays everyone!* Can you believe it's almost the 21 century?** I had better get this press release written before the Y2K bug infects my computer and I lose everything.*** That… or the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse descend upon us unworthy sinners in the End Of Times to escort our ill-fated souls to the throne of the Lord where we will be judged and inevitably condemned for our sacrilegious mortal acts as the biblical scholars are predicting."**** "We here at EVERY TIME I DIE have a lot on our plate for the upcoming year and I feel we owe it to everyone to reassure them that just because we've been away for a while does not mean that your fictitious rants on myspace about how we "hung out" and "got wasted" and are now "best friends" because I showed you my "genitalia" are permanently cut short. We've been holed up in a basement in North Tonawanda writi

My Desire Has No Mercy
Enveloped by your embrace Entranced by your scent, your taste My desire has no mercy. Arching beneath you The hands fisted in my hair are my tether to this world The emotions in your eyes are the anchor to my soul As I am being driven screaming towards oblivion's edge Exploding around you Scattering us like seeds in the Wind To which we have thrown all caution and thoughts of Fate.

No Words
The right words elude me I only see sunlight and green grass I smell cotton candy And hear babies laughing And feel the warmth of your palm in mine The words evaporate from my mind I only see starlight Smell the sweet ocean breeze Hear the waves crash and the birds cry And feel your breath on my cheek The words melt from the tip of my tongue But I see the ecstasy in your eyes I smell the sweat on your skin And hear the catch in your breath And I feel you, only you my love No words, only you.

Wanted To Share This With Everyone
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! (Of course I sent this to more than five). Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another woman, something good w

Gramdmother
Me and my grandmother has always been close. Shes like my second mother and my friend. This lady has always been there for me ...rather it been to one of my volleyball games, dance team performance, a major speech, junior miss, graduation, the day i moved away from college,need i say more??!!! Needless to say this is a very strong lady; someone whom I would consider a fighter. Shes a survivor of cancer in which she has had in many different places but with her last diagnosis she felt like giving up. All I ask for CT to do is please keep her in ur prayers at nite to keep her strenght and remain a fighter....thanks friends...

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Always feeling alone.....until him. Lying in the darkness.....without him. I didn't love myself.....until him. I don't know who I am.....without him. I didn't care about life.....until him. I don't know what to do with myself.....without him. I never held someone so close to my heart.....until him. How did I ever get by.....without him? I never told a friend that I loved him and meant it.....until him. How did I ever find comfort.....without him? No one had ever been so open with me.....until him. Would I have ever seen my true self.....without him? No one had ever truly known me.....until him. Would I have ever known true friendship.....without him?

The World's Mysterious Places
This compilation of the world's most mysterious places on Google Earth includes Oak Island, Area 51, the Pyramid of the Sun & Moon, various figures from Nazca, the Atacama Giant, more... Loch Ness, Arbor Low, Stonehenge, Avebury, Silbury Hill, St.Michael's Mount, Angkor Wat, Ayres Rock, the Olgas, and Maree Man. The World's Mysterious Places - Celebrity bloopers here

Pappa D!!!!!
Oh my gosh!! He is the coolest guy ever!! He is brand new to CT, so I was hoping maybe some of you could stop by his page and check him out!! Just talk to him for a minute and you'll figure out he's a really cool guy!! I love him to death! Pappa D@ CherryTAP

No Drama
THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK DRAMA IS A PART OF LIFE THATS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE OUR LIVES AND UR LIVES SO GOD DAMN MISERABLE THAT YOU BRING BULLSHIT INTO THE WORLD KNOCK OFF UR DAMN SHIT AND SHUT UP @!!@@@ IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THAN DONT SAY IT AT ALL !!!!!!!! AND KEEP THINGS HAPPY, IF YOUR NOT HAPPY UR SPOUSE CANT HELP OUT IF THERE MAKING U UNHAPY GET OUT LEAVE, DONT LOOK BACK AND DO NOT STAY FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKES...BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO MAKE UR CHILDREN UNHAPPY AS WELL.

This Brings Tears To My Eyes
i hate what stupid ppl wanna do to one of the best dogs they didn't do shit it is all the owners falt kill them not the dogs there just doing what the owners wanted them to do i mean hell if there was no pits then what kind of dog would it be i know cats that are meaner than any pit could ever be Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Everyone Ok?
been a while since i saod hello to everyone on here. hope each and everyone of ya is doin ok! freaking cold and snow making work tougher, but the big dawg just growls and keeps a truckin! talk to you all later!! drop me a line!

Enneagram Type -- Two
center>free enneagram test The Caring, Interpersonal Type: Generous, Demonstrative, People-Pleasing, and Possessive Basic Fear: Of being unwanted, unworthy of being loved Basic Desire: To feel loved Enneagram Two with a One-Wing: "Servant" Enneagram Two with a Three-Wing: "The Host/Hostess" I guess it doesn't Profile Summary for Enneagram Type Two Healthy Levels Level 1 (At Their Best): Become deeply unselfish, humble, and altruistic: giving unconditional love to self and others. Feel it is a privilege to be in the lives of others. Level 2: Empathetic, compassionate, feeling for others. Caring and concerned about their needs. Thoughtful, warm-hearted, forgiving and sincere. Level 3: Encouraging and appreciative, able to see the good in others. Service is important, but takes care of self too: they are nurturing, generous, and giving—a truly loving person. Average Levels Level 4: Want to be closer to others, so start "people pleasing," becoming overly fri

Going On My Next Assignment Soon
Friday I got an offer on what may be my next contract. It is one of the best I've ever had and that alone was pretty exciting. I had promised another company's recruiter that I would inform her if I got another job offer and so I did. I had been told that they were going to make an offer two weeks prior but nothing happened. Anyway, there was some panic about me getting another offer so they asked me to not accept until today as they needed some guy to sign off on the offer. Today I was informed that the same guy was now in New York and wasn't available to sign off so I told them okay, I'd accept the other offer. They couldn't understand why I couldn't wait one day. I reminded the lady that it was now two weeks, not one day. It will be interesting to see just what they finally offer. Regardless of how it goes, I expect to be back on the job in about a week or so.

I Think....
I may go to a show tomorrow night with Chris. Not sure yet though. Friend of mine from high school wants me to go and hang out with him and I haven't seen him in a couple of years so it'll be cool. Of course if we go he's buying at the bar, I've bought enough liquor last week to last me til I see Jason.

Italian Artist Guido Daniele
Here's one for you... When Italian artist Guido Daniele was hired by an advertising agency to create body painting of animals, he loved the idea. "I researched each animal in depth to see how I could transfer it to a hand, and then set about bringing it to life." The hardest part of his job is watching his creations disappear down the drain after they're photographed. "I'm getting used to it," Daniele shrugs. "At least I get to start each day with a fresh canvas." Guido Daniele lives and works in Milan. (Here is him and some of his hand art.. simply amazing) ENJOY!

To Choices
You have two choices in life: > > You can stay single and be miserable, > > or get married and wish you were dead. > > > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, > > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" > > "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." > > > > > > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: > > "Husband Wanted" > > Next day she received a hundred letters. > > They all said the same thing: > > "You can have mine." > > > > > > When a woman steals your husband, > > there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. > > > > > > > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > > > > > A little boy asked his father, > > "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" > > Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." > > > > > > A young son asked, > > "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa > > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" > > D

Tattoo Contest Hurry Get In It.....
~~ Best Tattoo on CT Contest ~~ Tattoo's of Backs, Legs, Arms, Chest any kind of tattoo's i need. Send me ur pics to my inbox and i will add u to the contest. Contest will start on 2/28 thur 3/7 Most comments wins! 2 gifts to each winner! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria~*~.....~*~ Angel Family *~~ (Founder)@ CherryTAP

Dio Falls On His Arse Wooot
This is a preview of the next Dio board vid. IDK when the full vid will arrive considering he told me that he smashed hard into his cam and fucked it up big time, lol. It's a short clip and Dio wipes out so it's worth watching!

Pretty Sure
Pretty damn sure I fractured my left wrist. Had to struggle to take my rings off last night because of the swelling and the pain was so bad in general I was almost in tears. And the pain shoots half way up my arm to my elbow. Took some IBs and that helped. This morning I am very swollen and I can only move two of my fingers. Pain is still the same... it feels fractured though. I have it wrapped twice...once for my hand and wrist and the other for the rest of my lower arm. I believe my husband is making me an appointment to get it checked out. Was it worth it??? HELL YEAH! If you havent read my last entry, you might want to since this goes with it.... Anyway, I gotta go get ready for the day... I have to go TA in bio anthro lab class at 2:30 pm.

Ruined
Bend me until I break Your vacant eyes disregard my despair Correct me, my life is a mistake Consume me now, for I have become aware Your empty, hallow promises always broken Betrayed from the moment they're spoken Though your flesh is warm and alive There's nothing left inside...

Poetry
Undesirable Binds of Intimacy You will never know what enigmas hibernate enshrined inside of me or the essence of beauty that dwells within. All you see is a voracious male toxin and gratification when you look at me. An obsession commands you and complicates your mind consuming you alive. My skin may be earmarked by your hands and lips but my roots shall lay dormant and unpolluted by you or anyone else. I may play the devouring lover and appease your hunger and lust but never- will my heart be yours to enslave. I will never lay down any stipulations or express words of love for I am lifeless and camouflaging- restricted within. You will never know more- than I choose to divulge in the hands of a lover- or a night like this.

28 You Think You Would Know Better..
Saturday.. was a shitty day. .I knew on friday there was a storm coming. Rain and snow thunder and lightning howling winds all at once. Fantastic. if you want a bad omen, there ya go. Not that everyone always believes in omens I am one of those, who though I do believe in fate, I also believe to make the best of things even if life is planning on giving you a swift kick in the proverbial cohones. (Balls). 28, Odd I didn't feel any older .. once again. I did'nt wake up on Saturday and Say YES.. one more wrinkle.. rather I woke up and said , fantastic, I look no different I feel no different it's just another day. Wrong. Plans... So due to most (local) friends having other plans Daz and a friend of ours decided just simply dinner and a movie for my celebration.. weee! Though as the day went on and the sky started to darken our one friend got stormed in. Great. Pub it is. Cal's. Now Cal's is our neighborhood anything goes bar. I say anything goes because Cal's is our home aw

A Prayer For The Stressed
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED LORD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF HELP ME BE CAREFULL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MIGHT BE CONNECTED TO THE FEET I MAY HAVE TO KISS TOMMOROW HELP ME GIVE 100% IN ALL MY WORK 12% ON MONDAYS 23% ON TUESDAYS 40% ON WEDNESDAYS 20% ON THURSDAYS AND 5% ON FRIDAYS HELP ME BE AWARE THE ASS I KICK ON THE WAY UP MIGHT BE THE ASS I HAVE TO KISS ON MY WAY DOWN HELP ME REMEMBER WHEN I AM HAVING A BAD DAY AND FOLK ARE WINDING ME UP THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN ~ 28 MUSCLES TO SMILE, BUT ONLY 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND MY ARM AND SMACK SOME TWAT IN THE MOUTH. AMEN

Tits , Ass And Beauty
My score on The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test: Curvy and Naughty(Raw score: 100% Big Breasts, 72% Big Ass, and 20% Cute!) Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie. Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Te

Haters!
This is my official shout out to all of those haters who are slamming me for hooking up on CT with a girl you like. You guys know who you are! I wasn't originally looking for love here at CT. Neither was she! It just happened. Get over it! She loves me...I love her. If it was any of you guys, I'd hold no ill will toward anyone of you! If you're still hating on me, then I feel bad for you. That's just what I think about the whole thing. I came here originally to see what the buzz was with CT. I like it. The atmosphere is good. I found some people I like! I have no time for haters. If you want to hate, take it somewhere else. I don't need it!

Well They Have Gone And Done It I Have Been Proven Crazy
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 out of 100 plepoe can it. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS!!!!!!!!

Liars Suck !!!!
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO PICK ON ME, I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU PPL IN MY LIFE AND YOU WANT TO CAUSE TROUBLE AND BE COP CALLERS AND DRUG USERS AND WHAT EVER ELSE IS OUT THERE FOR U TO GET INTO IS NOT MY BUSINESS, BUT IT IS MY BUSINESS WHEN U COME AROUND AND START CALLIN ME NAMES AND GETTING INTO MY BUSINESS .... DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR, STAY OUT OF MY LIFE AND GET ON WITH YOUR OWN ... YOUR A LOSER AND UNTIL U CHANGE THAT ... DONT TALK TOO ME

How Fuckable Are You?
My score on The how fuckable are you? Test: " The Punching bag"(You are 80 fuckable!)Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier! Link: The how fuckable are you? Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Some Random Thoughts!
Hm... I need a new car. Mines a peice of shit ever since i broke it. I wish the camera would hurry up and finish charging. Marijuana costs too much nowadays. I either need more weed or more money. hm... i haven't had a girlfriend in three weeks, nor have i tryed to get one, nor have i gotten tired of not having one. Bachelor life is kinda cool. ...my fucking cat just jumped on the blinds. well... shit i cant think of anything else. oh well. Peace homie.

What A Woman/man Really Means
What a woman says, what she really means... I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really goi

Real Friends
Real Friends ride 4 u Real Friends die 4 u Real Friends cry 4 u Real Friends look at a cop and lie 4 u Real Friends sit and eat a pie wit u Real Friends take the blame & act shy wit u Real Friends always got ya back Real Friends sit wit u and sip on yac Real Friends love you enough Real Friends tell you the person they just fuck'd Real Friends keep it real Real Friends tell u exactly how they feel Real Friends watch tv at each others house Real Friends will hit a hater n they mouth Real Friends bail you out of shit Real Friends never call the friendship quits Real Friends always keep it tight If you don't know by now, u better get it right Real Friends love 4 the better Real Friends last 4 ever

How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God80%A Romantic65%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Feelings
For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the one who saw me through through it all You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky I lost my faith, you gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and I stood tall I had your love I had it all I'm grateful for each day you gave me Maybe I don't know that much But I know this much is true I was blessed because I was loved by you You were my

I Am Not Sure What To Call This Or Say...
My emotions are running high, I feel as if I can touch the sky. They are also running low, I am not sure which way to go. I feel love, I feel hurt.... either way words spoken or silent, either way I feel curt. I don't know why I am feeling like this, My stomach knotting up and my head just spins. I am lost, yet I am found, All I hear is my heartbeat in my chest pound. Nearer to you, further away... I love you is all I can say.

To My Friends
Thanks for all the messages and shouts. You all rock and I'm glad you are so appreciative! If ya wouldn't mind, I know I have fanned most all of you and if ya wouldn't mind fanning me back it would be most appreciated! Thanks bunches *Big Hugs* MUAH!

Random Thought...
Sitting at work, bored as hell. Wish there was something I could do. I feel like I'm going thru a midlife crisis at the age of 25... lol... So many of my views have changed. And the biggist one is my sexual desires. But I am so afraid to tell the man about them, cuz I don't think he would understand. He is so used to me being so soft and sweet, I don't think he would take well to me telling him "I want you to bang the shit out of me till I scream" or "I want you to take control of me, and use me." I am so ready for new things, and so confused as to why. I look at my bondage pics, and I wanna try some of this stuff. It turns me on, and its wierd to me. This was never me. I should not even post this damn blog. But if I don't say this to someone, I really think I am gonna scream. I'm so angry at myself for not telling him these things. Why am I so embaressed by this? Why am I able to tell a complete stranger these things, but not the person I've known for 8 years? I know he doesn't like t

Truth Or Trust
Truth Is Good But Trust Is Better The Reason Why I Say That Is A Good Lies Once & Now Can Never Be Seen As A Good Man But Lets Say A Ok Man You Trust Lies In YourEyes He Is Still An Ok Man Is He Not So Witch Is Better

I Can't Belive
i can't belive that my babies are going to be another yr older.brenden will be 12 on april22nd and nicholas will be 7 yrs old on april 14th they are getting so big and learning and doing new things...i love my kids and they are the best that has happened to me:)

Why Wedding Ring Should Put On The Fourth Finger??
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Thumb represents parents Second finger represents brothers & sisters Center finger represents own self Fourth finger represents your partner Last finger represents your children Really interesting Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?? Pls follow the below step, really god ma d e this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too Now close up your second finger, open up your

Amount Of Life I Experienced
You've Experienced 48% of Life You have a good deal of life experience, about as much as someone in their late 20s. You've seen and done enough to be quite wise, but you still have a lot of life to look forward to. How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

Signs Of Menopause
You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter - Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. You change your underwear after every sneeze. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's. Leave the Brownie's at home!!!!!

The Start Of A Story.....can You Help
THE DAY STARTED LIKE ANYOTHER DAY, NO WAIT...IT WAS NIGHT, YA THERE'S THE MOON. SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD UP THE HILL AND IN THE DISTANCE RIGHT BESIDE ME I SAW THIS VISION. WAITING IN THE MIST LAY THE TEMPTATION OF THE HOUR. AS THE MINUTES PAST BY I HESITATED AND ALMOST LOST MY NERVE. SEE IN THE MIST LAY MY FUTURE, FOR THE MOMENT ANY WAY. HOW AM I TOO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HAS IN STORE FOR ME. WITH THE COURAGE I SURRENDERED TO HER WILL, NOT REALLY, I THINK I RAN WITH ANTISAPATION OF THE 20 SECOND OUTCOME AND FUFILLMENT THAT WOULD CARRY ME THROUGHOUT THE NEXT DAYS EVENING. COULD I BE HELD RESPONCIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS IF DESIRE LED ME TO GRADIFICATION. MY PLACE IN TIME WELL SPENT LAY ON THE RIVER BED STARING UP AT THE WATER. GOOD THING I HELD MY BREATH. DAMN WATERS COLD IN THE EVENING. I KNOW I SAID I'D CALL HER BUT I SWEAR I LOST HER. NUMBER THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENT IN THE PAST FOR I WISH NOT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. I GUESS AT THAT POINT I'D HAVE TO FIND A WAY T

What Do Your Dreams Mean?
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a very well adjusted and happy person. Overall, you are very content in your life. You tend to be a very productive thinker. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.What Do Your Dreams Mean?

What My Eyes Say To People
You scored as Happy Eyes. When people look at your eyes they cant heop but to smile becasue they see somebody who is happy!!! You usually wont wear any eye shadow, but now that your out of that depression, you want to show off your eyes!!!!Caring Eyes100%Happy Eyes100%Lonely Eyes83%Hurt Eyes83%Window Eyes83%Eyes Filled With Pain And Hate67%Sparkle Eyes67%Loving Eyes67%Hidden Eyes67%What Do Your Eyes Say To People (Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida
A t times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish!

10 Husbands And Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it

Heartbroken...
When you finally think that you found the right guy and you can see yourself spend the rest of your life with him....he leaves! I don't even know what happened.... So, I end up with a broken heart yet again... What else can happen to me? At this point, everything is going wrong in my life.

What Kind Of Donut Are You?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.What Donut Are You?

Animal
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid92%Faerie75%Angel67%Dragon59%WereWolf58%Demon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Ok So I'm Not A Great Poet But Here Goes, My 3 Poems.
"Stalked" I walk through the woods The sun left me long ago I twigs snap all around and then nothing On guard I stand in wait I see shadows dart and streaks of light My arm is cut by unseen blades, And now before me is my foe Sword drawn and eyes fixed I fall. "Ronin" I have no place I wander I have no food I hunger I have no lord I am Ronin And now a comedy I once stood great and tall I once looked over all my peers Then came a small man with a powerful hand I went to a place where I was cut and split In a thousand places I lay I feel something inside me Something I've never felt Something dark. "Birth of a Pencil" So that's my poetic talent

Style
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot88%Violent81%Exciting69%Soft56%Wet56%Sweet44%Shy31%Awkward25%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Questions For My Friends
so i am just sitting here at work and i was looking at my ct home page and i just have to know what everbody thinks of me and i want the god honest truth.?? please feel free to comment how ever you want to and i promise you that no matter what you say in here i will ot get offended and retaliate in any way shape or form.

What Poem Are You?
Which poem are you?Jabberwocky by Lewis CarrollOh, you're silly! People probably think you're a bit kooky, but those nuts just don't realize that you've got a language all your own. But hey, you always bring a smile to people's faces.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Well, Home No Longer Sweet..
joey left yesterday, to go back to iqra for 6 more months. we fun while he was home, besides the pipes, lol.. have to love the cold. him and destiney spent alot of time in the snow. she loved seeing her daddy. we had surpirsed her at his sister house it was so cute. and we party with friends. wet the casino too, lol lost all the money we had, but are friend win pretty big , so that was exitinging, and last saturday we went to the firer hall backent, and played texas hold-em and joey got really drunk. he was funny.. he did his little dance and every thing. and he left to fly with a really big hang over.. 6 more months, then things will back back to normal again.. loves me..kisses

You+me+my Room??
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS MEANS YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 6 MONTHS. REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM=

In The Streams Of Pure Brilliance
In the Streams of Pure Brilliance In the streams of pure brilliance, With a self-complacent smile, Lives a smug, pretentious poet With a highfalutin style. He just walks around the city With dark shades and a winter coat, Claiming that he has a vision And that no one gets his goat. As he shops for stale bananas For his daughter and his wife, Local riffraff starts to wonder If he really has a life. But it really doesn't matter-- Nothing touches him at all In his world of metaphysics, Where he has transcendent goals. As a young girl at the counter Reads the price: "Five sixty-nine," He just looks at her intently, Saying: "It will be just fine." "I will buy these stale bananas, These tomatoes, bread and milk, But you'll never meet another Of my stature and my ilk." "If you ever read my verses, You'll come to realize There is more to life than burgers, Eggs and bacon, cheese and fries." "If you look inside my soul, You'll see yourself in me--

Ideas Ideas Ideas
Ok so yesterday Mom, Daddy, Drina, Boo, Ryan and I went to the home and garden show. I have a pretty good idea on how I’m going to set up the front yard. Very simple, something the all the kids can play in (animals and children), easy to care for. I’m excited. Now for the big project, our adult playground. Well that’s what I’m calling it. I saw a lot of spas that I like and a lot more that I hated. I know the options that want so that really helped narrow it down. Then the available colors, side panels, steps, and covers helped really cut the list. So now the list is down to 4 spas. I’m going to start working on the playground this weekend. I’m going to leave it all gravel so the water will just drain down into the sand, and put in pretty colored stepping stones. I promised Ryan that he could have little torches around it. I’m going to buy a dome cooler that matches our fire pit. And set up the arbor from our wedding at the entrance. I have to find a little wooden cart to match the ta

I Dream Of Thee
I dream of Thee The ice will fall upon the ground, I sing And ev'ry night I dream, I dream of thee To come and break the clouds and shine on me To wash away the tears upon my cheeks So fetch the gods that bring my misery And line them up before the guillotine Let fall the blade, Black Devil's Hood, I sing Let blood pour forth, the severed head is free And drain their blood and drain my misery So ends the storms, begins anew the spring And ends the pain and winter's icy cling And roses bloom anew, renewed I sing The sun will shine upon the grass this spring And ev'ry night I dream, I dream of thee

Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Poems I Have Written
I do not like the traditional lines, I will do my own and be just fine, I will not promise til death do us part, I will promise that I love you with all my heart, We will see what the future holds, We will have to wait until it unfolds, In tough spots I will never hide, I promise to be at your side, I can't go long without you near, With you around I have nothing to fear, So in short you are my one and only, And I love you and will be with you always, Now I know only doesn't rhyme with always, But you try to rhyme it in just one day, But you get the message, I hope, So pucker up, and kiss this bloke. it was nice to know that you use to care, it is nice to know that you won't always be there, to you i was just something to use, to me you were the one i would choose, but you decided and now it's done, here i am, but now your gone

Fan Me, Rate Me, Hurt Me, Hate Me...
A thousand faces Streaming by Finding the right one Just a number to some Words on a screen What does it all mean A photo or two Taken just for you Behind the screen With peeking eyes A lovely morning Sweet dreams Goodbyes When I wake Through the sea Of many I will find you Kind words Gentle thoughts How much is true Fake pictures Real ones too What to believe Who knows Everything goes In search To hold One willing to see What true beauty is That special someone Just for me Will I find you Or you me Maybe today A Good morning your way Will be the start Apples And Cherries The forbidden fruit One taste Will leave you hungry Thirsty for more For the unknown Of what’s in store Fan me Rate me Friend me too Is all I read Such a sin Like a persons worth Is on a scale from one To ten I want to be Your friend I want to show You your worth Not by a number But the way they Make you feel When you read What’s on m

Trapped
Unsure what to make of the day Not ever sure what is up Or down Somehow I have this idea that today Will be a very bad day Kind of thinking I should have Just stayed in bed I fear what may become of the day What troubles shall be mine now

Bitch!
Katt Williams - Self Esteem Issues (Bitches!)Add to My Profile | More Videos I found this on my Passion Parties "Mom's" personal site... I've been addicted to listening to it EVERY SINGLE DAY I EVER FEEL like shit, or sorry for myself. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT

The World--on Monday
THE WORLD THE WORLD CALLED AND YOURE TOWN IDIOT IS MISSING WHO CARES??? YOURE ROOMATES A BITCH AND TELL HER SHE CAN FUCK THE WORLD, CAUSE I WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT I WANT. AND I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP!!!

Mondays
I think that whoever had the workweek figured out had it backwards. We should work 2 days and have off 5. :) Got an agreement sent out to a client with the changes they wanted, so that should be signed soon with a check coming with it. Sent out a proposal to a second client as well. Finished up one site last night. I should be able to wrap up the changes on 2 others today if all oes well. Busy busy busy. Seems like I am always on here.. But I always have the second computer going making changes there too.. unless I am on the phone. I make too many typos when talking. Have ribs cooking in the kitchen. They are smelling pretty darn good. Should be ready around 6:00 tonight. :) Pluto keeps heading out to see whats smelling so good. Ankle is sore and a bit swollen again today. Kept me up a lot last night. Guess I should go find something to eat for lunch now.

Seeing Things Differently
You know what makes me so fired up??? Is the fact that some people in this day and time look at others from the outside of themselfs and thay do not take the time to look at a persons from the inside.To meny of us judge people for how thay dress, look, talk,or the kind of car thay might drive,or whatever it is. There is not enugh composhion. So sorry if that is spelled wrong! I am not very good at that. But anyways I think I am getting my point across.Take a long look at yourself before you go judgeing. And besides that it is not our place to go around judgeing people.

Stagnation
I promised a story. As you can see, it has not been posted. I am suffering from writer's block. I have ideas, many ideas, delicious ideas. Unfortunately, I do not have inspiration. The pleasures of the flesh have been denied me too long. Life has kept me from exploring my desires. The ropes and the toys have been laying dormant for far too long. Even the simple touch of skin against skin has been absent. My body and mind are ready to explode. Personal struggles have kept the words at bay as well. Fears that I have disappointed those who are dear to me leave me depressed as well. I will write again. I hope it will happen soon. But unfortunately, I need to wait for things to resolve themselves. I hope you will be patient in the meantime. And, if anyone has suggestions on how to fix this, I remain open. Until then, I apologize for those who have been waiting for new tales.

Hummm Idiots In Norwalk
omg idiots in Norwalk wow can we get any more stupid people in this world ok first off I was driving my kids to school when I got there took me bout 6 mins to get these stupid parents to move their because instead of making their child walk a couple of feet while the line was backed up cause other parents were letting their child out noooooooo they wait and pull all the way up then block traffic while others are waiting to go the light turns green then red then green like 5 times before i get across the street wtf. So im going and trying to get the other kids to thier school when some idiot walks right out infront of my car while im trying to turn erkk duhhh people must want to get hit lol . Get to the school and find the same dam idiots doing the same thing as at the other school omg im going nuts and i have only been out on the road for bout 10 mins. Now drop the kids off head home and here at a green light is a car with its turn signal on waiting behind the white line wtf move up

What Are We All Looking For In Life
just what are we looking for in life. Are we here just to be rated or looking for new friends maybe someone to feel that dark hole in our life.We are being judged by who we are what we look like what we do for a living. I have been on here for awhile and i have made a few good friends and i have those that just want to be rated and one or two that toutch my heart. But i will tell you what i'm about i'm here to meet new friends to chat with and maybe that person that will make me hole but beening rated and that is just extras. I love making new friends and love hearing what it is like in there world. So what are you all looking for on here. Stop and think about it. I do not judge people i'm open minded about all things and i enjoy freinds. So stop by and maybe we can become friends and get to know each other.

Wishing,thinking,wondering.
I've always been average,ok.I was that girl everyone loved to hang out with,and have a good time with till something prettier came along.Oh well whats meant to be will happen I dont like phonies anyways.I cant help it though it had an effect on my self esteem.Im married now I'm pretty happy,content.This year Im doing chemical peels to my face for my large pores,getting my sexy school teacher glasses lol,and getting my teeth done cosmetic stuff which I wanted as far back as I could remember but my Popa was a single father and couldent afford it which I understood and respected.I love that man so much! So thats the reason I dont smile in my pics I will though soon.I have defective teeth I had to have all my baby teeth capped they are barely hanging on now and not for lack of brushing Im anal about my teeth.Next year my husband wants me to get breast augmentation Im small but not tiny in the boob department but I have been wanting to do all theese little things to myself just cause I know

Random Stuff
When was the last time you ran? properly ran? erm i believe it was when i went to see fallen friend Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? yes but unintentional ones What are you dreading right now? my operation Do you celebrate 4/20? ...no... Favorite country singer? Fuck Ass?? When was your last doctor's visit? I cant remember i tend to avoid going How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? including waking up its about an hour, i hate mornings Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back? No they can all fuck off If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you be wearing? jeans, t shirt and hoodie so pretty much normal Do you own a pair of Converse? 2, American Flag ones and Graffiti ones Do you eat the cookie dough? nope Have you ever kicked a vending machine? yes!! Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs? yes! Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it

W00t.
I slept another whole night :) And i feel a little bit better ♥ My ankle still hurts but i can feel the swelling in the ankle going down, so hopefully they can put a walking cast on it and i can walk again, cause this whole not being able to move thing is not working for me. And i really don't like it. ♥ Sadly, thats all i can talk about cause thats all ive been up to, cause im out of work for 8 weeks and it sucks. Anthony is the cutest, i fell this morning and punched him in the chest falling, and it was an accident :( i felt so bad. Anywho. Rate this blog puhlease ♥

Are You Destined For World Domination?
You Are Not Destined to Rule the World You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do! Are You Destined For World Domination?

How To Make A Toga
HOW MUCH FABRIC TO BUY ? * Six Yards: this is the official recommendation. I think it's too long. * Five Yards: a little closer to reality, but still long, how much draping do you want? * Four Yards: good enough for a simple man's toga, or a child's toga. Many people find FOUR YARDS will do the trick for almost any kind of toga. For those of you who have NEVER bought fabric, YOU control how much LENGTH you buy, the WIDTH is a standard width that all fabric seems to come in which is about five feet wide, roughly. I simply take that width, fold it in half, goes once around my waist (a good place to hide a belt), then over the shoulder and just drape from there. It takes about three feet to go around your waist, and you need to wrap it at least 1.5 times around your waist before you throw the remainder over your shoulder (either shoulder). Then bring the fabric back to the waist, and tie it up or wrap it some more or whatever. Wo

My Sex Zodiac Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Worker Wishes
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the administration clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." The genie snapped his fingers and poof, the woman disappeared. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." The genie once again snapped his fingers and poof, the man disappeared. "OK, you're up," the genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Confessing Or Braggin?
A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times." The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession." The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish." "So why are you telling me?" asked the prist. The man says, "I'm telling everybody

Early Retirement Bonus
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000. The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had rec

Wrong E-mail Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the co

The Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked

How Long Has It Been?
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, n

Bullchit..i Come Here To Get Away From Kids, Don't Need More Here..lol
THESE ARE THE REASONS I BEEN REVOKED WILL EXPLAIN BELOW THIS..... i have revoked no 3 for the following reason i have been fair to all and will remain fair to all and in for the sake of been fair please do read the last blog and the reason i changed the way i send out the targets i put every ones contest as i had requested over the weekend up in one release as to be fair with comes to bombing there was a deadline ,2 late links arrived which i could of chose it ignore but i did not and in updated the list member 3 chose to skip one of the links and opened and bombed the rest in spit of the link was in the middle of all she bombed all but 1 , I OBSERVED THIS AND AS SHE NEVER EVEN VISITED THE LINK AND CONTINUED TO BOMB THE THE OTHER`S, I WAS LEFT WITH NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO REVOKE HER MEMBERSHIP WHICH I HATE HAVING TO REVOKE ANY ONES MEMBERSHIP BUT WE DONT NEED THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR OR BAD FEELING`S THANK YOU PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT DAMIEN MY VENT NOW AND WHY... welll

Desperate!
DAMN...I'M SO FUCKIN UPSET!!!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSESSION OF GOOD LOOK'Z. THEY ARE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION SAYING DAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT..... YOU COMIN OR NOT??????? DO I HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS HERE ON CT TO BAIL ME OUT. SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 OF YOUR SEXY FRIEND'Z INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU IF U GET IT BACK 10 TIMES U KNOW UR LOVE BY YOUR FRIENDS AND IS CONSIDERED SEXY.