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Bad American
I LOVE George Carlin...he is just toooooo hilarious!!!!! YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned any witches or bee
After Parti
if u on there add me boo kitty"s home page on afterparti
Urgent News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Mar 2, 2007 5:47 PM Subject URGENT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body: McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story... One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find the watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read this: PRETTY SCARY!! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland,TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I
Whore (poem)
In my mind I still see you Feel all the shit I went through This is the last tear I'll shed Get the fuck out of my head You have driven me insane And I'll never be the same You're everything I despise I hate you for all your lies These feelings I cannot hide Raging from the pain inside Hurts like a mother fucker To think you were my lover Someone save me for god's sake I have had all I can take In your face I want to scream You brought an end to my dream Love you were only a whore You'll make me suffer no more
Hi Friends And Fans
NEED SOME LOVE TONIGHT. BAD DAY.
Bubba
> > >> Bubba went to a psychiatrist. > > >> "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody > > under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." > > >> "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come > > talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those > > fears." > > >> "How much do you charge?" > > >> > > >> "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." > > >> "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. > > >> Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you > > ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the > > psychiatrist. > > >> "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful > > lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved > > all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" > > >> "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" > > >> "He told me to cut the
Epiphany
Ok so it just dawned on me.. I think all this time I spent hoping he'd come back to me...I was really just waiting for him to be happy. I'd been there for him through this rough time and it ..relit(for lack of better words) my feelings for him. And I realized...although I do love that man with all that I am..subconsciously..I was doing it so he would have somewhere to go to if he needed it. When in the front of my mind I swore up and down I could make it work again with him..and I don't think it will. I'll always be there for him no matter what..but..it was different. The last conversation we had before today was almost a week ago and he was still having problems with the ex..and I told him he could talk to me about it if he needed someone. Well..I never got a call.. So today I text him and he's all sorts of chipper. Apparently he found someone and she's great. Well this news..hurt and relieved me at the same time. I was relieved more than anything, not that I wouldn't have to hear abo
Do U Know?
One of those things you have no control over. It can give you a lot and it can take alot away. You can not find it. It will find you when you least expect it. Some people say that you can not see it and others say that there is no such thing. What is it you ask? It makes you thinkg and look at things in many diffrent ways. When it hits you, you will think you are high as a bird, light as the clouds, and feel as bright as the sunshine. When you do find it does it have a hold on you? Do you have a hold on it? You can not control where it comes from. You can somewhat control the side affects from it. You try to keep it hidden. You try to keep it locked away. There is somepoint in time that you must let it show or come out. Then again that is where control comes into place. As you read this, read it again, and sit back, think, and look. Clear your mind, heart, soul and anything else that you can let go. Forget about everything you have thought about, seen, learned, and been
So, How's This For A Story?
Ok. I got a check in the mail from my dad's friend so I could pay my rent...so, everything should be good right? Well, I go to deposit it into my bank today and found out that my account was closed. Tough luck. I took it to one of the tellers and showed them the check and they think it's been "tampered with." They kept the check and called the cops and had them basically interrogate me for the last hour trying to figure out what happened with the check. The cops called my dad's friend and left a message so they can try to clear this up. Needless to say, I'm a little freaked out, mostly because I'm not sure if it will work out. I didn't do anything so I probably won't be in trouble, but I'm still unsure. It all depends on if they get a hold of my dad's friend. I should find out by tomorrow what's gonna happen..so yeah...how's that for a story?
Stroll On The Beach
I LOVE TAKING STROLLS ON THE BEACH AT NIGHT TO HEAR THE WAVES AND HOW CALM EVERYTHING IS.
Beer Is Good...
The perfect end to my week from hell is now in my right hand. Beer can make everything seem a bit better. I have been hitting the books every night for 4 to 5 hours after work this past week, now it is finally time for me to head out and let loose tonight. I hope everyone has a fanfuckingtastic weekend!
A Night In Elysian Park, Ca
A Night at Elysian Park, CA It was a night in the summer of 1984, me and a friend were cruising around having fun and thought we would cruise to the park to meet up with some friends, well we were driving north to the park and out of nowhere a dense fog came across the road like it had a mind of its own. There was another vehicle in front of us and that car slammed its breaks on and made a about face and was speeding out of the fog, we stopped turned and followed him but there was a large black figure hunched on the ground in front of my car I swerved to miss it but it hit. I slammed my breaks on and looked behind us and there was nothing there no black figure no fog! We left that night and never went to the park at night again.
House In Glendale, Ca
There is a house in the Glendale, California area that had alot of weird thigs go on when I lived there when I was 5-9yrs old. im 38 now,lol Well there was a neighbor that said she saw a blue light in our front window at night, well we didnt have any night lites and never could see it for ourselves, there was a time when I looked into our front room and saw people dancing arround in grass, they looked to be in Victorian dress. We had a built on room in the back next to the master bedroom it had no instalation and was completely louverd windows, that room would be 20-30 degrees on a summer day of 90-100 degress outside. When you would turn your back and walk away from that room you would get chills and want to scream!, well the last thing I can remember was a large solid white ORB in the hallway just at the bedroom door. It looked like a flashlight but no glare. I screamed and my parent woke but it was gone. I wish to get into that house again, but last time it was up for
Migraines
Well Jordan(my oldest..17)came home from school today with a migraine, took some meds and laid down..then he got sick. So around 6 he ask me if I'd take him to the hospital to get a shot. We had to do this once before. Well luckily where we doctor at now has an Urgent Care office. So I took him there .. they gave him a combined shot for the pain and the throwing up. He's doing ALOT better now. This poor kid was getting migraines when he was like 5, usually only when he got all worked up playing too hard or eating/drinking too much sweets. Then he went through a period where he didn't have them. Then about 2 years ago he started getting them again. I also get migraines. Haven't for awhile, thank goodness. I told him tonite that he needs to cut back on drinking the Coke. So I guess thats about it. Later Taters! Funky
Dedicated To Battered Woman
I Got Flowers Today (Dedicated to all battered women) I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day: We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn't mean to say the things he did; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed like a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares to find they aren't real; I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over, but I know he must be sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn't Valentine's Day or any other special day; Last night he beat me and threatened to kill me; Makeup and long sleeves didn't hide the cuts and bruises this time; I couldn't go to work today because I didn't want anyone to know, But I know he's so
You Got Male
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down.............................. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOU GOT MALE
Advanced Global Personality Test
"> Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||| 43% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||||||| 36% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63% Work ethic |||||| 23% Self absorbed |||||||||| 36% Conflict seeking
Im Begging You. Only 10 Comment Bombs Please
ok all you cherries out there. i have a lot of you on my friend list. this is your chance to proof that you are a true friend all im asking for you to do is click the link and leave 10 comments. that is all. 10 comments and that is all you have to leave. so please help a friend out. im trying to win a 30 day blast. so help me out. If you want to leave more than 10 that is fine. just let me know how many you leave and i will get you a gift. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY, PUT 10 DOWN YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY. HOWEVER YOU ARE MORE THEN WELCOME TO PUT MORE THAN THAT DOWN. THANKS
Dogs And Cats
Dog's Diary Entries 8am Dog Food !!! My favorite thing!!! 930am A car ride!!! My favorite thing!!! 940am A walk in the park!!! My favorite thing!!! 1030am Got rubbed and petted!!! My favorite thing!!! 1200pm LUNCH!!! My favorite thing!!! 100pm Played in the yard!!! My favorite thing!!! 300pm Wagged my tail!!! My favorite thing!!! 500pm Milk Bones!!! My favorite thing!!! 700pm Got to play ball!!! My favorite thing!!! 800pm Wow! Watched TV with MOM!!! My favorite thing!!! 1100pm Sleeping on the bed!!! My favorite thing!!! Excerpts from Cat's Daily Diary Day 683 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once agai
Bacon And Eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or sho
I Need A Drink
IT HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK AND I NEED A TALL STIFF DRINK AND A GOOD FRIEND. i NEED ONE THAT DOESNT WANT TO BE THE CENTER OD ATTENTION ALWAYS AND REALLY MEANS WHAT THEY SAY AND DO. NOT AN ACTOR I PROMISE IN RETURN TO BE THE BEST FRIEND I CAN BE , BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE AND TO OFFER WHAT I CAN.
Questions That Have Confused Humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto r
I'll Wait For You - This Is For Someone U Know How U Are!
he snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said: I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe Deville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says: I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, Dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give
The Top 15 Names For Drinks Containing Genitalia
A Colorado man recently found what was originally thought to be a penis in a bottle of fruit juice. I understand that it turned out to be some sort of mold shaped like a danglything, but still... ewwwww. 15> Man-root Beer 14> Grape KneeLength 13> Orange Bush 12> Royal Crotch Cola 11> Red Balls 10> Ginger's Tail 9> Shaftsta 8> Toolaide 7> Dr. Pecker 6> Knee-Hi Cream Soda 5> Yoo-Hoo, Sailor! 4> Poke-a Cola 3> Mount 'n' Do Me 2> Mandarin Schlong Explosion Snapple and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for Drinks Containing Genitalia... 1> 'Baterade
Jon Bon Jovi On Graham Norton
Sex And Dirty Jokes: Masturbata.
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone Hey Masturbata! I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice Hey Masturbata! I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been Hey Masturbata! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat Hey Masturbata! Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater, Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her Hey, Masturbata! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon, Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'. Spank the frank, wax the carrot,
Roseanne Barr On Graham Norton
Naughty Survey (very Naughty)
Oh WIMSEY ????? 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? Shit yeah! 2. Do they know it? Shit Yeah!! 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? Soon 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? Both - Depends on my mood 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? Yes 6. What is your favorite position? Lying on my side, from behind. 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? I don't remember who posted this first! 8. Give or receive oral? GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. Kinky or sneaky? Kinky 10. Loud or quiet? Quite a vocal Bitch I am. 11. Ruff of soft? Depends on my mood, but moreso prefer ruff . . . 12. Foreplay or not? Shit Yeah! 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? Nothing that draws blood . . . 14. Spank or be spanked? Either or 15. Condoms or not? If it is monogamous, most certainly without. 16. Masturbate or not? TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! Buy stock in Duracell people! 17. Role-playi
Ahhhhhhh
ok so the weathers horrible it hasn't stopped snowing since last night and they are announcing ice rain too the habs are already losing and their not even 5 minutes into the first period and im sitting here wishing i could be in a certain someone's arms but knowing damn well i cant be but from experience things will probably get worse :( wohoo for me well hope everyone else is having a better day then i am
Girlfriends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting w ith open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you... or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure
Great News For 2 In Our Family.
First my mom and her bf Jack are getting married which is very exciting...congrats Mom I love ya. And second...which most will think I am stupid but its my life and dont care if anyone likes it. I am getting married as well. Richard aka Reddemon was gonna ask me when he got back from training but he said he couldnt wait that long...hehe. Dec. 19th of this year is the date we set. I dont want to hear anything negative from anyone...so dont comment unless its gonna be positive. Vamp
Afternoon Delight
My sweetie and I walked down the streets of my tourist town looking at all the goodies in the shop windows, and holding hands lovingly. Once in a while, he'd stop suddenly, and pull me to him to kiss me passionately and deeply. He did this several times, and each time he did he knew it was driving me crazy with heat. We walked down an older section of town and I had an idea. I stepped to my right suddenly, pulling him into the shady alley there. We were out of anyone's sight, so I pulled him to me and kissed him hungrily, my hands all over him at once. He groaned and did the same, but lifted my left leg up around his waist and ground himself against me hard. I gasped out as I could feel his big cock through the thin material of our shorts, and I knew he could probably feel the moisture forming in my panties. He clutched my tight ass in his hands, and continued to gyrate hard against me. I felt the wave of heat rush over me, and knew I'd have to have him soon. I licked his ear and s
An Ugly Thing, But Sometimes Necessary
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
How Long I Will Last
Not sure how long I will last on this site had no idea they think Cannabis is NSFW. I don't know how I would get through work with out being high. Well I will try and continue to educate and make my voice heard. We need to band together and stop being the silent MAJORITY and become the LOUD VOICE that gets heard!
The Routine
10. In any given moment of silence - by me, from me, of me - I am singing a song or playing music to myself in my head. Always. My head is a loud venue full of riffs, beats and soul-piercing lyrics. 9. I will not/cannot order beer after first drinking liquor, cocktails, etc. I think it's bad luck as I view it as a step down rather than a step up. I can order beer first and then upgrade to the hard stuff, but not the other way around. What am I, a heathen?! 8. When sitting down to eat, I have to arrange my silverwear properly. Fork on the left, knife and spoon on the right with the knife to the left of the spoon (teeth facing in towards the plate). I blame Knife & Fork School for this. I'm the only 24 year old Female I know who knows what an ice cream fork is and how to use one. My mother's so proud. 7. My daily bathroom routine is worse than a man's! Once in the shower, it's shampoo, condition, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, Noxema, rinse, dry off. After the shower, it's floss,
Juggalo
I know this guy from school he is so kool an d also sweet! I just have been thinking about him because i cant be around my brother and he kinda reminds me of my brother his name on here is *Louisville Juggalo* Psycho Pimp of Dark Carnival check him out hes a pretty kool guy he has good love handles too lol
Drunk Contest
http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3739685240 To all the people who drink and have photos please follow above link. Thanks I am holding a contest for drunk pics, if you have one let me know and i will get you in follow the above link for info
Sharing St. Paddy's Day Thoughts
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As the "High Holy" day drawers near...let us take some time to reflect: Being Irish means... * you will never play professional basketball * you swear very well * at least one of your cousins holds political office * you think you sing very well * you have no idea how to make a long story short * you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf * there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone * much of your food was boiled * you have never hit your head on the ceiling * you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling * you're strangely poetic after a few beers * you're poetic a lot * you will be punched for no good reason...a lot * some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations * your sister will punch you because your brother punched her * many of y
State Of The Television Address....
Im reposting this one from off my myspace blog... It was fitting the mood at the time, and it generated not only responses but some thought as well.... Monday, September 04, 2006 State Of The Television Address.... Current mood: Anarchistic Category: Anarchistic Movies, TV, Celebrities Yes, I'm back again for another round of obsurdities.... Usually I dont toss out too many blogs; yes I know there've been a few of late, but I'm not counting those "ASL" ones. Those are more for public humiliation and entertainment than for me to rant, although here and there I do in them.... But I digress.... This blog rant is about tv. Today, I was eating dinner very informally, sitting at the same table with my mother as she was watching the news. "Why is it called the 'news' when it's the same shit all over again?" I asked, not expecting an answer. You see, there can BE no answer to that. I live in the Chicagoland area. That means I'm within driving distance and media reach of
September
SEPTEMBER = LOVER Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
People In Pennsylvania :d Thats Me!
At +70 degrees, Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the rivers. At +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Pennsylvania plant gardens. At +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Pennsylvania sunbathe. At +40 degrees Italian & English cars wont start. People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down. At +32 degrees distilled water freezes. The Susquehanna River water gets thicker. At +20 degrees Flordians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt. At +15 degrees New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold. At +10 degrees people in Miami all die. Keystoners lick the flagpoles. At 0 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats. At -10 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scou
My Favorite Quote.....
"If you really care for someone, don't bother lying to them. They will find out the truth anyway....and if you don't, who the fuck are they you have to lie to!?"
Just Adult Funnies
So You Know That Calculus Test I Took Yesterday...
I got a 94% on it. OWNED!!! I'll post a Screenshot once I get it back Tuesday BOOOOOOOOM shakalaka!
Friends Pt. 2
One of , if not the first person I met on here was a lette by the name of Okjoo Kim$LCN$. You know, I see these bullitins all damn day long about how people are not really friends on here, they are just there for points. Well, not her. She has been one of the coolest people I have had the honor of knowing on here and continue to enjoy knowing her. It doesnt hurt that she calls me sexy or whatnot either ;p. Anywho, if you get a sec, go check her page and read her profile. She is quite the lady. And I added her as family after just a few days. Check her out here: Okjoo Kim$LCN$@ CherryTAP
Does Size Matter?
Does the size of a guys dick really matter that much? So, now I am going to be completely honest about this, according to my own personal beliefs . . . Mine and mine alone. I swear that no dick size is not what makes the biggest impact during sex, it helps but can be overlooked. Let me explain this shall I? 1. A 4 man can please a woman just as much as a 9 man he just has to work a little harder at it 1. He should learn to eat pussy better than any man should know how, because trust me guys when you can lick her clit and make her cum she isnt worried about the size of your dick anymore 2. He should learn to position himself to maximize penetration (hell man move to the left, right, back, up, down, stand on your fucking head if you have to) 3. He should learn the actual art of foreplay, not just groping blindly until she is wet and then sticking it in (actually feel, caress - not pull- on her entire body, learn what she wants you to do, play it slowly - this is not a spee
Life
It sucks
Yep You Like Them
Ok so time to bitch about the girls who dont give blow jobs. First of all, cmon on gals, ya know deep down you really want to, hehehe. Were you, my friends, aware that there are gals out there who still refuse to give a blow job? Yeah blew my mind too! Apparently the gals I know just arent that damn uptight, imagine that!! Alright, let me start again by saying this is all me, no one else just me, that I think, what I believe, etc. Now, I have to place here that yes I am guilty of not being able to perform at times due to jaw issues. Yeah as yall know I had my jaw fractured/broken working at the bar and it makes it hard to open my mouth very wide anymore. But, I do what I can when I can . . . And enjoy it too dammit. So, now back to the gals who are just too fucking closed minded to entertain the idea of a cock in their mouth. What exactly is the problem? Cleanliness? Ok so if you are worried about him being clean, do it in the fucking shower. Wash him yourself. Geez, most men
You Know You Want To Know
Alright now I know all girls get this same question from men and I am sure that men get the same damn question, I am just sick of hearing it right now. I am sick of people finding my profile and automatically thinking that I am going to open myself to them fully and tell them everything and then hop on my cam and give them a fun little show. Damn, people people people, think for a damn second before you open your tasteless little mouths alright? I dont mind the question as much if I talk to you first, dont make it the first thing you ask me or the only thing you ask me for that matter. So what is this question of which I speak? What Turns You On? Well, let me sum up some of this for the people who are going to read this and save you the trouble of asking. 1- Men in eyeliner turn me on like you would not even believe 2 - Long hair is a huge turn-on there is just something about having that hair to pull 3 - Watching people 4 - Hearing people gett off 5 - Having my
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Because at work today I was ready to go postal on the chick in the cubicle next to me. Seriously repeatedly stabbing her was looking like a nice option...or maybe I could just borrow Dwayne's paintball gun. Ok back to your regularly scheduled programs :)
Missin' Sweetie
It isn't easy being married to a truck driver. Especially not when you're me. I mean, I have needs, and those needs need to be met a lot more often than they're getting met right this moment. I'm used to him being home, available to me most of the day, and definitely every night. Mind you, I'm really not complaining. He's working hard to keep me happy, and I am. I know I get better lovin' in the days he's at home than most women get with a man home every night. I'm just missing my favorite anti-depressant. So, yeah. I'm feeling a little neglected and wanting something I can't have.
How Did You Lose Your Weight??
I recently had a surgery and lost 165 lbs...I am curious to others that have lost weight and how they are doing now. Drop a line lets chat.
What Dragon Type Are You?
What kind of Dragon are you? White DragonYou are majestic and elegant. You might not pick up on things right away and maybe you can be alittle slow, but no matter what you are a beautiful person, inside and out.You are a very calm person and tend to be kind and friendly. Take this test
The Insanity Will Continue - Part 2
It continues to snow! Not what I call real snow, though. It's more like very light flakes that are more like a fine mist most of the time! This fine mist is beginning to freeze onto everything! Oh, yeah! This will be fun in the morning! I did not have to resort to a non-stop belly dancing marathon! Honestly, I couldn't. Taylor stole the boombox so he and his "lady friend" could listen to music. OK, this is round two! Tim had his girlfriend over earlier this afternoon. They got way tired of me busting in on them! Hey, it was too quiet in there! I always threaten to get into public health nurse mode and do my Safe Sex lecture for the little darlings! That, my friends, is a fate worse than death - or so they seem to think, lol! And yes, I have done it before. You'd think that once would be enough, but NOOOOOO! No hickeys, that I can see anyway, so Tim won't have to be stealing my make-up again. I do not want to know where the hickey is this time, lol!!!!! Dakota has been watching Wi
The Punishment Part I
He knew what Id been doing as soon as he walked in the door. He just had a sense for these things, or maybe it was the look of satisfaction I couldnt hide that gave me away. Whatever it was that led him to the this truth I knew the punishment would be severe and well worth it in the end. I was sitting on the stool in the kitchen when he walked through the apartment looking for evidence, but I knew Id removed everything just in time. I had seen him pulling up the drive just as the last of the wetness was wiped away. He searched the couch, the loveseat, the tables, and then went up the stairs very casually to inspect the bedroom. There was nothing to be found there either though, I know how to clean up a mess after so many years. He moved the blankets and pillows, lifted the mattress, bent over and glanced under the frame and satisfied moved on to the bathroom. He had to be a little more meticulous in here, it is easy to hide evidence in a bathroom. He looked under the sink, behind th
Hate V.s Love
People say hate is strong I say so what So is love But we say it alot I had a friend A good one i think But now is an ass now She is about to crash and sink Every now adn then I wonder about her life Weather of not she will be a whore on teh stree or a wife BUt i hope the best for my enmy B/c she was once a part of me But now so far away I'm kind of glad she is not looming over me making me oh so mad So i cast her away i cast her to a new friend so good bye friend hello enmy to the end
Why A Woman Cries
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K."....... Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?". "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...... The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?" GOD answered...... "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without com
3 Tragedies In A Man's Life
1- life sucks 2- job sucks 3- Wife does NOT!
Sylvia Plath
Wuthering Heights. The horizons ring me like faggots, Tilted and disparate, and always unstable. Touched by a match, they might warm me, And their fine lines singe The air to orange Before the distances they pin evaporate, Weighting the pale sky with a soldier color. But they only dissolve and dissolve Like a series of promises, as I step forward. There is no life higher than the grasstops Or the hearts of sheep, and the wind Pours by like destiny, bending Everything in one direction. I can feel it trying To funnel my heat away. If I pay the roots of the heather Too close attention, they will invite me To whiten my bones among them. The sheep know where they are, Browsing in their dirty wool-clouds, Grey as the weather. The black slots of their pupils take me in. It is like being mailed into space, A thin, silly message. They stand about in grandmotherly disguise, All wig curls and yellow teeth And hard, marbly baas. I come to wheel ruts, and water
She Pt 2
I'm standing in the rain, inside I feel this pain but its not intense enough to drive me insane. I follow my self to persue her though I know I'll get burnt like a moth to a flame. I look around, I try to make sense, and maybe even re-arrange but maybe nows not the time to look ahead at a family and make a change. I care deeply about whom I'll never have, nights trying to sleep, from time to time it'd drive me mad. Its got me lookin back @ the mirror to see, to question whats going on, to ask who am I, what do I see? At times I wish I'd died in a relationship, never survived to see it alone. Instead of lived single wearing puma cologne. Do you know who the perfect woman is? Who could she be? Someone who gives a damn, someone who can have deep conversations with me. Someone who'd do me no harm, tell no lie, and hold my hand in the hospital as I sleep in a coma for so long, never let go even when I die.
Edgar Allen Poe
A Dream within a Dream Take this kiss upon thy brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow— You are not wrong, to deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand— How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep—while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?
Momma
I thought you loved me least and loved her the best and Know i know that you had enough love for everyone. The last seven years of your life I learned more about you than in my whole life. I never would have wanted to miss the total blessing God had to give. You shown like and angel as you passed on your last final journey. I know you love your new home and someday soon we'll see you again. AMEN. KDS Momma went home April 30th of 2006 after a very long bout of breast cancer she is missed by many. Love ya momma.
Sorry If I'm Grouchy!!
HEY FRIENDS SORRY IF I AM GROUCHY WITH ANY OF YOU... I AM QUITTING SMOKING!! I HAVE SMOKE FOR 22 1/2 YEARS SO IT IS VERY HARD TO QUIT!! BUT I HAVE TO SO I CAN HAVE MY SURGERY SOON!! SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL IF I HAVE BEEN GROUCHY WITH YOU!! I WILL PROBABLY STAY OFF HERE EXCEPT FOR TO JUST CHECK IN FOR THE WEEKEND!! DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO ANYONE!! TAKE CARE!! LUV YA FRIENDS!!
8 More People Needed For The Contest
div class="Section1"> NEW CONTEST!!! Okay so a lot of contests have already been done! They are all just a popularity contest. Well I am starting a contest for the least popular picture on cherrytap. That’s right the least popular So here is the deal The picture with the least number of comments in a 7 day period starting 24hrs after I get 20 enteries will win a 7 day blast. That’s right the least number of comments
Bring Out The Freak In You - Lil' Rob
Let's get N-A-S-T-Y Get ready for a nasty time All the nasty things we can do I wanna bring out the freak in you Let me bring out the freak in you I like seein you Can't help but think nasty thoughts about me and you All them nasty things we can do Let me bring out the freak in you There's somethin I see in you I definitely see me in you Doin what nasty people do Can you blame me? Look at the ass on you How the fuck can I pass on you? Classy lookin freak, nasty attitude I just have to be havin you It must be like heaven just to handle you Lay you down turn you inside out Watch it slide in, and slide out Hey girl you got a pretty mouth Tease me a bit, lick your lips, suck your fingertips Let's get N-A-S-T-Y Get ready for a nasty time All the nasty things we can do I wanna bring out the freak in you Let me bring out the freak in you I wanna bring out the freak in you Let me bring out the freak in you Mmm, you look so good with me And I look so goo
My Totem
Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You? Your soul is bound to the Second Totem, Luna: The Wolf.Luna appears as a pair of coral colored wolves. She embodies empathy, nurturing, insight, and warmth. She is associated with the color coral, the season of spring, and the element of wind. Her downfall is pathos.You are most compatible with Doves and Ravens.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Bitdefender
Have any of you ever heard of BitDefender? It is an antivirus program. I installed it recently. It meets the requirements of my computer but the computer doesnt "recognize" it. Its supposed to be on of the best for 2007. www.bitdefender.com I now most people have the more popular known ones but i wanted something free and got tired of AVG which is good but had to be updated too often for me and the version I had wa going to expire so i said forget it and decided to install BitDefender instead. I read a litle bit about it online as well before i installed it. Just thought if anybody was looking for a free antivirus program that maybe u would want to try it.
Sports Fans For You
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
Another Xxx Dream
** This one was written quite a while ago as well ** So, I was sleeping earlier, due to this damn headache and I had this dream that I figured I would share it with you . . . I was laying in bed, almost asleep, in the foggy area between sleep and awake, when he grabbed me and flipped me over. I don't know who he was, I couldn't see his face, all I could see was his hair pulled back in a pony tail (oh that narrows it down to only 75% of the guys I know). But he flipped me over and pushed my face down into my pillow and pulled my hips up toward him. Before I even knew what was going on I was moaning with pleasure as he was going deep inside me. I had no control, I was putty in his hands, he had to keep his hands on my hips just to keep me up, else I would be in an orgasmic heap. I recovered myself though, I came back to myself and leaned back enough to where I was then on top of him. He was on his knees and I was moving up an down as fast as I could. I couldn;t see
Transferring Accounts
So I went and made a profile earlier, but the password ended up getting messed up, so I transferred everything to this one. Sorry if it messes anyone up :) And thanks for the comments!
Is It Just Me??? Please Comment
Or does being single suck sometimes? I get tired of playing all of the games that come with being single, I just want to meet someone who is who they say they are!! Well enough from me let me know your feelings please!
Panties!!!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!' She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!' The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: 'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!'
Hey First Entry
HEY HEY YA'LL BACK FROM WASHINGTON STATE HAD A GOOD TIME, BUT WENT OUT THERE HOPING TO PLAN A WEDDING AND INSTEAD CAME HOME HURT AND VERY VERY STUPID..... A NEW NOTE, ONCE I STOPPED AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT I HAD A GREAT TIME IN WASHINGTON AND MET SOME AMAZING PEOPLE AND SAW SOME AMAZING SITES. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS GREAT HE TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN I OVERDOSED. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE BEER AND SLEEPING PILLS DON'T MIX THEM. MY FRIEND I GUESS IS GOING TO GET MARRIED AS SOON AS HE PROPOSES. LOL I HOPE HE'S HAPPY... I JUST WANT HIM HAPPY, SO I HAVE TRIED TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM HIM AT THE WRONG TIME, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG AND IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE MY BEST FRIEND THERE TO LEAN ON, BUT TIME TO MOVE ON. TIME TO END FOR NOW
Suicide
Suicide Frozen flames Freeze my vital organs Slowing my heart Restricting my lungs Quiet deeds are remembered As I wake Standing now I see nothing The air is thick and vile And there is no light. Suddenly As if opening my eyes again I see the black and white checkered walls Of a small Yet eerily infinite room I reach out to support myself Against what appears to be the closest wall But I cannot make contact My hand appears to go through the pattern But there is no other side I am not alseep. A door appears. . . Opens slowly And a low fog steps through. I am alone. I pause and stare At the open door Before I move. I take a cautious step. . . but do not move. I run. . . the distance between me and the door remains the same. I try again. . . no change. I scream To let out all The frustration building; but there is no sound, I have only my thinking voice. I fall To the checkered floor, Never reaching it I just. . . fall
Dreams At Work
** Ok so this one was a dream or so that I had at work one night** 1st of all they all seemed to link together in some puzzle sort of way. I don't think I have ever had this happen to me before, and I am like the queen of fucked up dreams. But, these were different somehow, they seemed to tell a story of some sort. They all occurred at the fire station, I guess because that is where I was at when I was sleeping? But I could be wrong on that one though. Anyhow, the first one started with me in the day room which is where I spend most of my evenings there. I was sitting on the couch when I heard people come in downstairs. I got up and went down to see who it was, which is odd because I normally do not care. But when I got out the door it was a totally different place than the actual station but I knew that was where I was, ya know what I mean? So, I seen these firemen walking around and getting out brushes and buckets, these weren't the actual firemen from the station, I have no
I Was Thinking...
I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling, or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again...... I LOVE YA!!! Send this to at least 8 people you love and send it back to the person who sent it to you..Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised
Salute Contest Yarly
come vote fo mah salute in deh Most Crestive Salute contest fo sho. it es deh most creative on deh fukkin cherrie lolz http://cherrytap.com/myimages.php?albumid=227935
New Drugs For Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectable sti
Another Trip To Atlanta
This was a very exhausting trip! We left the same time as last - around 2:30am. I knew by the way bf's nephew was moving in the house that he was not doing so well. I was going to try to beg off and not go because I was not feeling well, but went anyway. Glad I did or there would have been two funerals to go to. We were trying to race the rains and almost did. Near the Ga border and bf had just started nodding off in the truck, I was wide awake and bf's nephew did the same..starting to nod off to sleep. I had to call out his name loudly several times and just missed hitting a tanker truck. He had to slow down and move quickly to the left to miss the truck. A short while we stopped so he could get a couple hours sleep, which made us have to go through Atlanta's bumper-to-bumper-5 mile an hour traffic,(This is from the time we crossed the Ga border to-and through Atlanta to get to the VA Hosp) which made bf late in getting to the hosp. The hosp chewed him out but treat
A Random Thought
**Before you begin this note that this was just a random thought as I sat here at the computer one night** The thought was that of these two men being here with me. There aren't many things that I fantasize about anymore, most of it has been done ya know. This wasn't quite a fantasy either really . . . I guess because it's possible that it could happen. I shouldn't go into details . . . I really shouldn't. How bad does it make me sound that I am sitting on my couch at 3:30 in the morning thinking about having sex with two men? Ok, well if it didn't before it does now huh? Fuck it like I really care that much . . . Guy number 1 is sitting on the loveseat looking across the room at me and guy number 2 on the couch. Guy number 1 is much better at turning me on, with the chills and all so I walk over to him and sit next to him for a minute. He leans over and bites my neck in just the right places causing me to shake and moan right away. After this guy works me up I go back over to g
Here You Will See The Tattoo I Got Done,, This Is One Of The Drawings My Girl Did...
Please Come Help Her Out... Heres The URL,,, An Hey If You See Something You Like Let Her Know.... http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=437162&albumid=130288
Sad
I dont know why but ive felt really upset all day. Well i do have an idea why but i really dont want to talk about it..I just feel alone.
Melrose Place
Please Come Help Out A Good Friend Of Mine!!!
Here Is Her URL To Some Kick Ass Drawings... http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=437162&albumid=118715# She's In Need Of Points/Ratings...
Darkwing Duck
Rescue Rangers
What Planet Are You From
You Are From Mercury You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.What Planet Are You From?
Ducktales
Male Or Female
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.? Here are some examples:? FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.? They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the wei
Space Ghost
The Right Words To Say
My Dear Friends,To say Hello is the easiest thing to say,But to say goodbye is the hardest thing to say,for I do not like to say goodbye,For I love,care and miss all of my friends, when we don't talk, or touch ... like a hug,so for now,I hope you all take care,..For I feel that these are the right words to say.
Pinky And The Brain
105 Useless Fun Facts
105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? I know that there are those of you who will never in a million years believe this but yes I have been given 2 engagement rings in my life and talked seriously about marriage with another person . . . Sans ring 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Well you could be a little more specific really. I am in relationships with people that I have chosen to stay in for 25 years. If you want to go intimate wise then that length of time drops drastically . . . I think it narrows it down to 2 years and that was all about his hair, it wasn't even him just the beautiful hair 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Uh I got roses for Valentines Day 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Hell I have dropped mine, the boy's, Judy's, half the guy's at works . . . I think it may be safe to say I have dropped one or two in my life 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Oh yeah, let me consult my daily work out log . . . 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF
Animaniacs
Guys Are So Blunt
So last night I was hangin' out at my bar, and some random guy comes up to me before he left, and all he said to me was, "You're hot!" I smiled and laughed and thanked him, and then he left. A couple of hours later, some other random dude walks up to me and says, "You know, you have the most incredible ass. I'm sorry – I just had to tell you that." Hahahaha!!!! I appreciate the compliments, I really do… but do you have to be so blunt about it, guys? Seriously, you could come off a little less rude, and still get your point across. ;-)
My Head Hurts
head too sore for this place ill be back..... maybe have a good one
Tiny Tunes
Cherrytap Toolbar
just added some new graphic sites links to the toolbar BEEN WORKING ON SOME OF THE PROBLEMS WITH LINKS NOT OPENING AND I ALSO ADDED A MESSAGE BOX FEATURE U CAN SEND MESSAGES TO OTHER TOOLBAR USERS ITS A GOOD WAY TO ANNOUNCE THE CONTEST UR IN OR CONTEST UR HOSTING http://cherrytap.ourtoolbar.com/ toolbar powered by Conduit
Quitting Cherrytap
This could be the last I'm doing on CherryTAP. I'm seriously considering quitting. I do this with pain in my heart. I have met some wonderful people I will never forget. But I'm a bit fed up. Big Brother is watching you and being called a "spammer" is the last drop to fill the bucket for me. I will sleep my decision over. So maybe I'll be back again - with serious doubts - or this is my last sign of life over here. If someone wants to get in contact with me: Dear friends have my e-mail-address, otherwise the address on my space is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101330854 If I'm not coming back: I wish you all the best. Sorry to leave. Love and Peace, Albert
Come On Vote!!!!!!!!!!!
If you haven't that is :) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=230680&i=1440339812
Sensible Observations
1) When I die, I want to die like my Grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat i
Rock N Wrestling
My Little Pony
Scraggley Voice
SCENE: A burglar has broken into a home at night and is stealthily creeping through a room with a flashlight. He picks up a CD Player and places it in his sack. SCRAGGLEY VOICE: Jesus is watching you. [Burglar freezes, switches flashlight off and waits. Hearing nothing more, he turns his flashlight back on and starts to disconnect the wires to a stereo]. SCRAGGLEY VOICE: Jesus is watching you. [Burglar frantically shines his light all around the room which comes to rest on a parrot in the corner] BURGLAR: Did you say that? PARROT: Yep -- I'm just trying to warn you. BURGLAR: Warn me? Who are you? PARROT: Moses BURGLAR: Moses? What kind of people would name a bird Moses? PARROT: The same kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus. [I know this had an unhappy ending]
New Pics
i have new pics. come and see. please comment and i will do the same. thank you
Care Bears
Rainbow Brite
Fishy...
All hell will break loose tonight. I do believe my husband is hiding money or spending it and leaving bills unpaid. I'm pissed!
No Blog....
Hey Everyone, There's not gonna be any more of these blogs. I thought I'd let ya know. Seems we cant keep a decent internet connection. And, to be honest, I'm tired of fighting with it. I'm barely on this sight anymore because of it. I just wanted to thank everyone that's supported this blogging thing. I'm going to keep my account. And, I'll check my messages as often as our connection will let me. But, it doesnt seem that's going to be very often. I especially want to send out a thanks to everyone in Damage Inc and the Dungeon for their support. You guys are great. I'll cya when I see ya... bri...
Gummi Bears
When Life Becomes A Sea Of Pain
When life becomes a sea of pain And every moment agony I must endure again, again, It is a curse to have to be. And every moment agony, And every longing fixed on death; It is a curse to have to be And fight by instinct for each breath. And every longing fixed on death Even as I must go on And fight by instinct for each breath, Sailing thus, though loved, alone. Even as I must go on, You watch me helpless from the shore; Sailing thus, though loved, alone, I need you with me all the more. You watch me helpless from the shore As I endure again, again; I need you with me all the more When life becomes a sea of pain.
Joke
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"
What Happens When The Girl You've Always Wanted
What happens when the girl you've always wanted Breaks up with you? Are you forever haunted By thoughts of her with someone else? By the thought That never, never will you love like that Again? The jewel of day is gone. You see Bitter blackness until death. Ay me! What more can someone in such pain want Than death? The girl you've always wanted need not haunt You long. If she no longer loves you, then clearly She's not the one. The pain lasts only rarely, Because a healthy love, like any fire, Requires a match.
Well.. Hmm. Thats Life For Ya.
you know how sometimes you are just idling and life isn't so bad. nothing is going on.. or maybe you are just cruising along at a certain speed and you are sure that you will get to your destination... well what if all of a sudden, one day, everything just changes for what may seem to be the worse. now it only seems that way because of the tremendous weight that has been put on you... right now I'm shaky under all this weight. there is a lot of pressure. a lot of people crack under these kinds of situations and just let themselves go, they lose what they have attained and forget that they need to fight for it... that's what i am going to do. it has already required me to change some gears and shift into a higher momentum. but that is whats required of me. there will be a lot of sacrifices that will have to be made in order for me to make it and i mean a lot... most of you will think I've changed. most of you will think you don't know me any more. but if thats the case than
Strange Weather
Ok, so the world is warming up. I could enjoy that if it just means warmer weather when you get tired of the cold. But does the weather really have to choose now to start acting so wierd? I mean, it's not even spring yet. This all hit me the other day when I was driving my bike peacefully on a back country road, enjoying the cold crisp air, and just thinking that it was nice to be able to do that in February, when all of a sudden I saw a horrible, devastating, vision before me. BUGS! That's right. The bugs have hatched and are comitting suicide on the windows of cars, trucks, and teeth of motorcycle drivers. So what?you would ask? you who are sitting serenly(spelling?) on your computer chair, stareing into the monitor and maybe watching the snow pile up outside. And your right of course. So what. Well when summer comes around and you go out to stretch yourselves on the lawn chair with your lynchburg lemonade. Just remember that the bugs started to propagate a lot earlier this
For You
i should have thought faster i didnt have a clue i was irrational and what not but i should have came to you the sad thing is, you came back trying to bring me home ur eyes were filled with so many tears oh...now i feel so alone why couldn't i look past the void that kept us far apart i couldn't find a way to forgive you because u had broken my heart and now it's all so different we both changed a lot u moved on and found a girl it's like you just forgot while im slowly punishing myself for not figuring out why and im completely lost and so confused because i CANT say good bye
Playing With Fire
First love is like playing with fire: Aglow with pain and glory. Tell me, my dear first love, Whether I'm burned into your heart. The fire in your body, The glory of your touch: Ah! my dear first love, Never, never leave my heart! Although the fire is distant, The pain is always near. My dear first love, please listen: I hold you in my heart.
People
ok well i have noticed so many ppl stop in and look at your profile or pics or whatever they may be doing....Why not say hi? I cant figure that out what is the point of going to someones profile if your not gonna atleast rate it or say hi? Who knows why you went to the profile, but if you dont say or do anything then you never know if that person could become a good friend! I guess my point is if you stop in say hi, i love to meet new ppl! its not about the points or the next level, its about meeting great new interesting ppl! SO SAY HI!!!!! Kerry
The Cry Of Our Hearts
The Cry Of Our Hearts There is a great deal of depression that has overtaken my soul, It floods deep within, into every inch that makes me whole. I wonder and worry of thought throughout the day, What is to come, to my dismay. As a flood of tears pour out of me in all my expressions, more and more comes, more and more depression. I assure myself everything is ok! But who am I fooling? Then I burst into a spirit of rage. I have questions, and there are answers. But I'm afraid and much too weak, When I try to explain, I hear I'm hearing wrong and need to be meek. But this is how I feel, there's no wrong or right, But as I battle with myself, I always lose the fight. I feel intimidated sometimes by others, But as I said "This is how I feel" The pain in me is very real. I lose control, my thought go wild, and here I am only a child. If only you knew what I thought, If only you knew what I fought. I need my thoughts held captive. Oh God, assure me I'm thin
For An Angel In Need
Voltron!!!!
I Never Thought I'd Fall In Love With You.
I never thought I'd fall in love with you. I thought someday, of course, I'd fall in love. But what it felt like, I just never knew; I'd no idea what I was thinking of. And then, somewhere between my need and pleasure, Walking neither overjoyed nor sad, I looked into my heart and saw a treasure Worth more than anything I'd ever had. Ah! This is love! I thought. And then I wanted To give my life to see your happiness. Suddenly, from nowhere, I was haunted, Needy, joyful, tearful, glad, obsessed. My love for you has brought me out of me. The beauty in your heart has set me free.
Thundarr The Barbarian
I Am Moving!!! Yayyyy...
Just letting all my friends and family know that from Saturday, March 3rd until Thursday March 8th, I wont have any internet service. I am moving into a bigger apartment, yee haw! I may come to my sisters a time or two during that period and check in. But until then, know that you are all special people in my life, and you'll get lotsa love from me as soon as I get back up and going. Meanwhile... ~X~Just Meee~X~
Female Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
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My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the siteDate: Mar 1, 2007 12:19 PM The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kick
Only In America
Would put this in the bulletin, but no one reads my bulletins!! ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our ski
Silver Hawks
Top Three Adult Jokes
Third place - A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast; I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Runner up - One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Winner - A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well
Thundercats!!!!!
Spring Festival
Dear Blog, Life always brings Happiness and Sorrows with every moment and with a new day. When it comes to the happiness u always become more and more greedy to collect as much as u can. but when it comes to the sorrows , u always try to avoid to not to face . but , always face whatever comes in ur way because "if u want to pluck the rose, u have to go through the thorns". This time i went back to my hometown to celebrate the spring festival called BASANT. it is a cultural festival of our country Pakistan. this festival is basically a festival in which people gathered around and fly kites , and fill the sky with alot of colors . So, i went back to my home town celebrate it with my family . it was really an beautiful experience for me to c my family with me . i went back after a long time and feel the extra excitement. The area in which i live was very crowded , people climb up on the roofs , decorating with lights , sound systems , kites , threads which use to fly the kites. In gene
A Little Bit More About Me
Greetings to all again here on CT and I would like to talk about a little bit more about me. My first real name is Avelino but some of you are aware and some of you are not that I go by Daniel or Marik or Al. I figured I would share something more intimate, something more fresh and something that my profile here on CT would not cover. I have noticed that I have more females then males on my friends list and the reason being is that none of the guys have hit me up and I guess men on here think its gay to hit a guy up and talk to them. I encourage all men weather bi or gay or straight to visit me and rate me and fan me and even add me if they wish. As for my sexual orientation I am straight but I do support Gay and Lesbian Marriages to the fullest because my best friend is Lez and some of my friends arent straight and I would want them to have the same privliges and responsibilities that any straight couple would have. When I go and check you ladies out yeah I look at the ones with big
To All Women
To All the women in life, Hey how are you ??? I hope this letter finds you in good health, and in good spirits. I am doing well myself , but I am a little concerned. My concern is about your self-worth. Do you know your own self-worth??? I am not being funny, this is so, so serious to me. I hate seeing grown women who have so much going for them and everyone can see it but them. I hate reading about women who allow men to beat them and they come back for more because they dont wanna be alone. It hurts me to my heart when I read about throwing your life away to chase some fool who doesnt even know how valuable you are. You are worth more than most men are willing to say. You are worth more than the images of yourself that are seen and heard daily in the media. I want you to know you are special. You are a grown woman. Beautiful, smart, vivacious and full of life. Other women want to know you and men want to be with you. Take the time to become something glorious. Be a mother, bu
Smurfs
A Funny Thing Happened....
ok so i was in messenger last night having a threeway convo with my mates when this guy decides he wants to come play with me... so wrong thing to do when im in a threeway... so i decided i would play... my mates in the three way were laughing thier arses off as this guy was all about blowjobs.... i think he thought he was being really naughty asking me if i could deep throat... (please get something more original!).... so i invited one of the friends into the conversation from my threeway... she thought this was great fun.. the poor guy almost shit himself when i invited my girlfriend.. so here is the funny part..he decided at this point to ask for pictures of my girlfriend.. to which was replied i dont share my bitch with noone... he didnt like that so hit back with do you suck dick together? DER she's my bitch dumbass... so this guy keeps going on & on about his cock and how far down he could stick it down my throat... and i was getting bored as i do when the conversation is BORI
If Love:
If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die
Californiamoonkid Passed!!
SHE DID IT!! My fiance` passed her National LPN Boards! She's now a licensed NURSE!! WOOOHOOOO!!! Please stop by her profile and give her some love!! She goes by CaliforniaMoonKid here on CT! DemonStorm
I Love You & Etc.
I love you & etc. As I have never loved. You are the one, of all so far, That I'm most certain of. I'll do anything, etc., To keep your cool sexy eyes, And make you smile that golden smile, And still your lonely sighs. You're the greatest & etc. Girl I've ever met. Right now you are my heart and soul, Etcetera & etcet.
G.i. Joe
Whores On Cam?
Yes it's true, my cam is on. View me if you dare. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ruddy Rotten S**w!!!
I'm stuck at home today. The roads had better be cleared by the time I need to leave for yoga in the morning! I could hardly get out of here earlier, and couldn't get above 25mph most of the way. The main roads are fine, but the intersections are just like driving in a Slurpee, and the roads near the house are really bad still. So, yeah. Me, three teenagers and nothing to do. Bored redhead isn't a good thing. And with Sweetie out for a couple of days, I really am left without any entertainment. *big sigh* I misses my Sweetie.
Go Bots
Be Proud Of Your Heritage
Hola y que Tal todos in este dia en CherryTap.com In my last blog I thought I went a little too far in regards to my high pride of being mexican and I thought I would tell people that you too can be proud of what you are. You dont have to just hear Mexican pride hell, you can say your proud to be "this", or "that", but then thats were I left it to your imagination. Although im very proud of my heritage I must encourage you to look into your background and learn from the mistakes and the contributions that your people have made. This month everyone and everything will be celebrating ST. Patricks Day and I thought I would bring this little ditty that most Irish people dont know is that Irish and Mexican's got history together. Teachers in America weather it be College or heaven forbid public education hell holes like high schools dont really tell you about this but I ask this question, "Have you ever heard of the St. Patrick Battalion"? I bet you have not. Let me explain. Back in the da
For All That Has Helped With Angel
I just wanted to tell all of you that I am very moved for helping out with my friend Angel. Just keeping the bulletins going helps tons! I Love You All for helping make a difference!!! Andrea
Transformers
Are You Right Or Left Brained
You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.Are You Right or Left Brained?
Just Lettin Ya Know..
I wanted every one to know that I didn't not put up my last blog for any sympathy. All I was doing was letting the great people I have met here, where I'd been for almost 3 weeks. I believe God put certain pleople in my life and those are my friends that I call loyal and trusting. I have met many here, and hope to meet more. God knows how much I missed being able to get online and hang out. Well TGIF.....yall have a great night and God Bless to those whom I call Family and Friends. p.s. PLEASE RATE!! Lady Di
Let It Be Me(v.gill/a.murray)
I bless the day I found you I want to stay around you And so I beg you, let it be me Don't take this heaven from one If you must cling to someone Now and forever, let it be me Each time we meet, love I find complete love Without your sweet love What would life be So never leave me lonely Tell me you love me only And that you'll always Let it be me Don't take this heaven from one If you must cling to someone Now and forever, let it be me Each time we meet, love I find complete love Without your sweet love What would life be So never leave me lonely Tell me you love me only And that you'll always Let it be me Let it be me
Gave Up Giving Up
Giving up looks like fun But if my battles lost Their war is won The tears of the moon The screams of the sun Wail life is almost done The last few steps Are what make bones brake Stay strong Maybe your heart won't ache Anticipation thumps Which path will you take Are you really safer on your own Or is that alone your mistake A barrier of light Sheilds from the darkness at heart Where I guess My problem did start If you feed it just once The hunger restarts Soon you'd kill to be loved Or die from depart It depends on your will But when you have none at all The slightest whisper of destrcution And down your world falls And if you try to get back up There's no one to call You might once get lucky like me Get picked back up But shoved against the wall So is it better to give up And just let the evils win Or should I stand my ground And try to run against the wind These decisions are my own And though my thoughts are laced with sin I know I won't gi
She Ra
He Man
Photo Contest
here's my entry in Ezra Valentine's photo/art contest.It's a relatively fair contest; voting is done by number of ratesnot number of comments. No bombing necessary!It is ending this Saturday at 7:00 PM/CST.I would really appreciate your vote! Thanks, Mark Oh, and a big thank you to everyone who hasalready voted. You all rock!
Jem
Welcome?
Me To CherryTap!
Night Court
Dynasty
What Vampire Are You?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula83%Marius75%Lestat75%Deacon Frost75%Armand67%Blade67%Louis58%Akasha42%Angel42%Spike42%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com
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Help
I came to this website, all the way from the UK, because I heard there were some seriously fucked up people and some sordid young ladies. I'm intrigued. As I'm new to this, anybody fancy tutoring me on Facebox 101 and taking me through my paces??
Letter From God
Date: Eternity From: GOD To: My Children on Earth re: Idiotic religious rivalries My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you), I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how about evolution? Boy, nothing is slower than designing that whole Darwinian thing to take place, cell by cell and gene by gene. I've even been patient through your fashions, civilizations, wars and schemes, and the countless ways you take Me for granted until you get yourselves into big trouble again and again. But on this occasion of My Son's birthday, I want to let you know about some things that are starting to tick me off. First of all, your religious rivalries are driving Me up a wall. Enough already! Let's get one thing straight: These are your religions, not Mine. I'm the Whole Enchilada; I'm beyond them all. Every one of your religions claims there's only one of Me (which, by the way, is absolutely
Saved By The Bell
Need Comment Bombers Please
Contest started and i really could use your help Please I also want to say thank you to Chaotic Dragon ~ Co Founder of Cha0ticCherries ~ for making my awsome pic for me . He sure does a great job . Thank you Chaotic Dragon ~ Co Founder of Cha0ticCherries ~
My Thoughts On So Called Amazing Facts!!
Amazing Fact Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Amazing Fact Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Amazing Fact The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Amazing Fact Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Amazing Fact Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Amazing Fact Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Amazing Fact Both Presidents were shot in the head. Amazing Fact Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Amazing Fact Both were assassinated by Southerners. Amazing Fact Both were succeeded by Southerners. Amazing Fact Both successors were named Johnson. Amazing Fact Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. Amazing Fact John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born i
The Cure " Love Song
Ambulance
On call with the ambulance tonight...6p-6a..tomorrow night too...
Add Yourself
please feel free to add yourself to my guest photo album people
Angel's??
SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER U LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK... I ASKED...WHY? & IT SAID... ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS! ****SEND THIS ALL THE PEOPLE U REALLY CARE ABOUT***** 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing and 1 is reading this comment. Send this to 10 friends, including me & if you get 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you!
Black Sabbath " Paranoid
Whats Your Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Help This Girl Out With Prayers
Growing Pains
Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Motorhead " Ace Of Spade
Must See Dvd!
Must See DVDs!!! They should be on sale now.... Current mood: cheerful Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities I normally don't pay any attention to folks when they tell me that there a movies that I simply MUST see. Too many times in life I have watched a movie that was supposed to be all of that simply because somebody said, "Dude, you gotta see such-and-such." I mean is EVERY movie: "Amazing!" — Julie Fakeson of the Dayton Daily Express "Funniest movie ever!" — Somebody Jones of the Fasle Street Journal Gimme a fuggin break! Well, I saw such-and-such and such-and-such sucked-and-sucked nuts-and-nuts. I used to have a list of the worst movies of all time, and then the list got so fuggin long that I just couldn't maintain the shyt anymore. And you know, I'm an easy movie guy to please! I can get into just about anything! I mean, you're talking to a dude who went out and purchased the Master P cinematic classic I'm 'Bout It and watched it so muc
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Ac / Dc " Highway To Hell
My Condolences
come, now. i rant when i depress i say things that haunt for my benefit. it's the only way i feel i can get it out without pain or stupidity. never let anything i say get to you, because if i offend, i really only mean to let stress out.
Angel
Perfect Strangers
Your Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Alf
Snorks
Sex Game
sex with me!!!!!!!! answer this 4 that person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If i gave u my heart would
For My Harry Potter Movie Loving Friends
Radcliffe Back for Last Two Harry Potter Films Source: DanRadcliffe.co.uk March 2, 2007 DanRadcliffe.co.uk has confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe has signed for the last two "Harry Potter" films, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I am pleased to inform you that it has been confirmed for us by Dan's Publicist that Dan has, in fact, signed on for the last two Harry Potter films. Dan will begin filming in September on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. He has also signed on to return and reprise his role as Harry in the very last film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This will "mark a place" in history for Dan and fulfill his wishes as he stated more than three years ago that he would like to portray "Harry" in all of the films. The fifth film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, opens in conventional theaters and IMAX on July 13. "Half-Blood Prince" is scheduled for a November 21, 2008 release.
Intro
How The Hell Did I Get Here???
Over the last few days I have been developing a deep annoyance for this place. Granted I have met a few nice people that I think I would like to keep contact with. Overall....I feel like my IQ has dropped for being here. It was alot of fun at first, the changed from myspace was nice. The comments, points and attention was fun. Now it all seems pointless. Sis has already said she was gonna delete her account. Maybe she has the right idea? Most people would take this blog as a "oh, look who's trying to get attention...boo-f-ing-hoo" thing. I would think that at first as well...I have limited patience for "pity me...someone pay attention to me" behaviors. In honesty though, this has been my "secret place" from many of the myspace friends and I'm just sorting thoughts since I can't really talk about this place on my other blog. Everyone has been very polite here (for the most part) so I suppose I should give credit there. It's nice not having whoring teens wandering about the site altho
Second Video Blog
My second video blog, this one is much better. Please leave some comments!
Whatch That Biatch She Made My Pictures Nsfw
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/457162#profile_viewers
B B King " The Trill Is Gone
Sunny
I know your heart is breaking and you think you'll never get over this hump in the road of life but I think you need to talk to her and get things straight my friend. I am not sure what has happened but I know neither one of you deserve this heart ache. I wish I had a magic wand that I could wave and make you and her happy again but alas I do not. I wish I could throw my arms around you two and this I cannot do but I can do this. Know you two's happiness made my day. I believed in love again.So please work this out. I believe that you can do ANYTHING you set your mind and heart to do. Love you both
Unfortunatly I Can Only Love You
When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That I could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when I needed someone, too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care People may come and people may go But my love will never end
Land Of The Lost
R.i.p. Dave And Jeff
It's almost the 2 year anniversary of our accident so, I just need to vent. Monday, April 30th, 2007 will mark the 2 year anniversary of one of the worst days in my life, along with many of the people I care about. Monday the 30th at 3:30pm is exactly 2 years since our accident and the death of my fiance Dave and my friend Jeff. These past 2 years went so fast and there hasn't been 1 day that's passed that I dont think about it, talk about it, cry about it or miss Dave with a passion. As I go through all of my pictures of me and Dave and what was once our "old gang", I can only comfort myself by remembering how happy I was and how happy and in love Dave was with me. In his eyes I guess, his life couldn't of gotten any better because we were together and were going to get married and build a family. He would have done anything for me and instead he was killed in the car accident that we were in together. :( "Dont take anything for granted" Yes, it's a cheesy saying but, you'll ne
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Consummation
From in a Gondola The moths kiss first! Kiss me as if you made believe you were not sure, the this eve, How my face, your flower, had pursed Its petals up; so, here and there You brush it, till I grow aware Who wants me, and wide ope I burst. The bee's kiss, now! Kiss me as if you entered gay My heart at some noonday, A bud that dares not disallow The claim, so all is rendered up, And passively its shattered cup Over your head to I bow
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Miss U
Get MySpace Comments Get MySpace Comments Get MySpace Comments MY FRIENDS I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT BEEN ON MUCH I HAVE BEEN PRETTY SICK.. I HAVE BEEN SICK FOR OVER 2 MONTHS BUT DOING A LITTLE BETTER...I MISS U ALL VERY MUCH...I HOPE MY FRIEND ARE GREAT ... I LOVE U ALL AND WISH U A GREAT WEEK END ... MY FRIENDS MEAN MORE TO ME THEN ANY THING ELSE SO THANK U ALL FOR BEING MY FRIENDS.. LOVE U ALL HOPE TO TALK TO U ALL SOON ..
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Sorrow
sitting here wondering why im here for just thinking y god put me here did he put me here to make my life a pure living hell times i think about it why lord why did you ever do this to me did i deserve this at all
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Sum Quotes/feelings
when there`s something that you really want, fight for it don`t give up, no matter how hopeless it seems & when you have lost hope .. ten years from now, your gonna have to wish you gave it just one more shot because the best things in life .. they don`t come free -------- all she wants is someone that will treat her right ; someone that will call her beautiful when she needs it the most and someone that will actually love her ------------- everything will be okay in the end and if it's not okay, then it's not the end
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Top Ten Ways To Make A Difference!!!
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! 10.Think before you act.* What you do affects others. When you think first, you are more likely to do the right thing and every one benefits. 9.Encourage. Encourage people and set a precedent for them to encourage others. One day you, too, may need encouragement. 8.Help others. Helping leaves a good impression on those you help. In turn, they are likely to follow your example and help others. 7.Be honest. A world without trust is a world without faith.* 6.Respect others.* 5.Be kind. * Kindness encourages others and offers hope. * 4.Be patient.**** Tolerance goes a long way and is usually greatly appreciated.*** 3.Care about things. If you care about things your actions will reflect that care. ** 2.Be an example. Tell and show others how to make the difference.**** 1.Love others. ****
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Dire Straits " Sultans Of Swing
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Today Is No Fun...
So, today it took me one hour and ten minutes to unburry my car from underneath all of the snow that has recently accumulated. I was 20 minutes late for work because, and since I've been at work I've had nothing but jackass customers asking me to do things that are unrelated to my job. They then proceed to get pissed off at me and tell me that I'm providing shitty customer service... I hate almost all people.
Love My Movies
Movie Quotes Quite The Movie Buff!You really know your movie quotes! Or maybe you are just a really good guesser. Either way, Great Job! Take this test
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What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Midnight You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.What Time Of Day Are You?
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Stuff
now ill have time to think about stuff.. which i really need to... to make sure im making the right decisions.. about everything... sometimes i dont think i do... "I ain't settling for just getting by I've had enough so so for the rest of my life Tired of shooting too low, so raise the bar high Just enough ain't enough this time I ain't settling for anything less than everything" "The hardest thing in life i to find someone who knows all of Your flaws, differences && mistakes ++ Stil loves everything about you " "Never give up on something that you cant go a day without thinking about"
A Typical Male
A husband and wife lying in bed ..husband nugdes wife and says honey I want some im in the mood...wife says no leave me alone.. a few minutes later he nudges her again come on honey I'm in need bad.. she says no leave me alone i mean it..I have an ob?gyn appt in the morning and i want to be clean and fresh!!! A few minutes later husband nudges her and says well babe do u have a dentist appt too?
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A Day In The Life
well, today has actually been a really good day health wise. i have not had but one prob with morning sickness, i have kept down all my food, i have been tired but not totally drained and i am going to see my fiance in a little while. with our marriage coming up fast, on march 12th, i thought i would be the last person to have cold feet - yet i realize i have been engaged 4 time previously in my search for Mr. (or Ms.) Right and now that i found him in billy bob, it is weird and a bit scary. after all preveously i was always a bridesmaid, never a bride. not so this time around, but i am excited. nervous but excited and happy for this beginning with my billy.
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What Is Your Fav Position?
What\'s your favorite position??? Wild and RambunciousYou like it any way, standing up, in a chair, anything hot and steamy. You like to have FUN and you don\'t mind a new experimence. You are always looking for something or someone new and prone to injury...lol Take this test
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
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Dire Straits " Romeo & Juliet
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Life Indeed Sucks
ok so now i'm back at sqaure one...i have my place but no job in a hell hole... i don't know what i'm going to do i'm about to be drove fucking nuts and i have no one by my side. i really feel alone here in the world again..i wish i knew what to do but then i thought i had control of my life. i guess in the end it doesn't really matter how hard you try to keep afloat only how hard you crash. i want to wallow in my own self pity right now i want a shoulder to cry on and i have none i want and need alot of things right now that i can't provide or find. i feel forsaken......
Potty Mouth
I was told recently that it was unladylike to use so much profanity. I've thought long and hard about that comment. Then it hit me. Are men the only ones that can speak in such a manner? Why is unladylike to cuss? Why is it cool for men, but unsavory for women? Well, here's my response. FUCK YOU, FUCK ME, FUCKWAD, DICKHEAD, DICK, COCK, BALLSACK, NIPPLE HAIR, PUBIC HAIR, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKER, CUNT, PUSSY, ASSHOLE, SHIT, SHITHEAD, PRICK, DICK-LICK, PUSSY-LICK, ASSWIPE, PENIS, VAGINA, BASTARD, CLIT, CUM-SUCKER, CUNT LICKER, SCROTUM, BITCH, SPHINCTER, CORN HOLE, DICKWEED, DICKWAD, TEA-BAGGER, SHIT FOR BRAINS, CUM SPOT and finally BUSHY TWAT. I'm sure I've left a few out. The point is, just because I am not waving a dick around doesn't mean that I cannot cuss with the best of them. By the way, my balls are much bigger than most men I know. The only difference is, I don't have to adjust mine when I sit down.
You All Have A Wonderful Weekend!!!
My hopes, thoughts and prayers are always with everyone on here!!! Have a wonderful weekend!! Be Safe and dry!! Positive thoughts always!! :) Jeremy
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Wanna Get Big Points During Happy Hour? ;)
Stop by and vote for me pic in the FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM CONTEST!!! All help is greatly appreciated!!! HUGS, TwinkleBug
Heart Torn Apart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
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My Dog
I got to see him last night. He totally blew off my ex and sat on my lap the whole time I was there..after we took a fairly long walk. I could tell he didn't want me to go and was used to me coming home and watching tv. He walked into the tv room when I got up and I told him I had to 'go to work' and then he got on the couch in the front room and I gave him a good bye treat and rubbed his belly one more time. I hardly said anything to the ex. She isn't worth the breath. I could tell she couldn't wait for me to leave so I took my sweet time because it may be another 2 months before I can see my dog again. She is that type of person. If I ever become that cold I want everyone to let me know and kick my ass if you are close enough to St. Louis and would do it in person. I took another pic of him but I will have to transfer it another time. It is going to be another lonely weekend and I wish he could be with me. Fuck am I pathetic or what...sigh. I will pull out o
I Want One
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
The Tear Stains From My Heart.
I must have cried a million tears, Since we've been apart. That must be the reason why, I've got tear stains on my heart. I pray someday you'll understand, And maybe take me back. Without your love to keep me straight, I'm a train without a track. I Love You so much it hurts inside. I need your guiding hand. I'm like a sandman trying to work, Without a grain of sand. I'm a wandering spirit in the mist, I'm neither here nor there. My heart is cold and empty like, A den without a bear. If I were a mighty buck, You'd be my only doe. But now I'm like a single arrow, Lost without a bow. Someday I'm sure I'll get over you, And I'll have a brand new start. But I know that time will never wash, The tear stains from my heart.
The Tear Stains From My Heart.
I must have cried a million tears, Since we've been apart. That must be the reason why, I've got tear stains on my heart. I pray someday you'll understand, And maybe take me back. Without your love to keep me straight, I'm a train without a track. I Love You so much it hurts inside. I need your guiding hand. I'm like a sandman trying to work, Without a grain of sand. I'm a wandering spirit in the mist, I'm neither here nor there. My heart is cold and empty like, A den without a bear. If I were a mighty buck, You'd be my only doe. But now I'm like a single arrow, Lost without a bow. Someday I'm sure I'll get over you, And I'll have a brand new start. But I know that time will never wash, The tear stains from my heart.
Thanx...
I just like to say thanx to my new Family..for the adds and all the kind words...
Im Baaaaack!!!!!!
ok I'M FINALLY BACK TO A FULL CONNECTION,HOPFULLY FOR GOOD THIS TIME!I WANT TO THANK ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS FO KEEPING UP WITH COMMENTS AND RATES EVEN WHEN I WASNT HERE! I THOUGHT MY 9 DAYS OF RESTRICTIVE USE WOULD CAUSE ME TO DROP MORE ESPECIALLY WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO RATE AND FAN NEW FRIENDS BUT I ACTUALLY MOVED UP ONE SPOT! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i HAVE 89 NEW FRIENDS REQUESTS TO GO THROUGH RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE , PLEASE CHECK THAT I HAVE RATED AND FANNED YOU.IF NOT HOLLA ATCHA GIRL AND I WILL! *SMOOCHES* ~TEMPTRESS~
Pope Has To Have Sex
The Pope had been diagnosed as having a potentially fatal testicular disease and after treatment he was told that he had to have sex with a woman to confirm that the treatment had been fully successful. He called all his Cardinals together and told them what he had to be done and they agreed it was necessary. The Pope said he would go ahead with it but insisted on four conditions. "Firstly", he said " the girl has to be blind so she cannot see it's the Holy Father and tell the whole world" "Secondly, she must be deaf so that she doesn't recognize the Holy Father's voice and tell the whole world" "Thirdly, as a precaution, she has to be dumb so she cannot tell the whole world anyway" At this point one of the Cardinals stood up and said " Leave it to me Holy Father, I know just the woman for you" As the Cardinal was about to leave the Pope said " wait a moment, I told you there are four conditions". He beckoned the Cardinal over and as the Cardinal bent down towards him, the Pope whisper
10 Things She'd Like To Accomplish Before I Die
10 things I would like to accomplish before I die.So here I go: 1. Be completely debt-free. I want to have no mortgage, no car payment, no credit card balances, nothing. It just might take me croaking and my life insurance to accomplish this. 2. A vacation in Las Vegas 3. See all of my children married and happy. 4. Get back to 135 lbs..I'll settle for 140lbs It's not a vanity thing, it's a health thing. That's where I seem to feel the best. 5. Enjoy the empty nest.......my youngest is 10, so that should be in the next 8 years...... 6. Drive a 1969 Dodge Charger "General Lee" that would be wicked awesome, but just drive it.....fast.......I'd be happy. 7. Would like to see grandchildren 8. Own my dream house in the country, complete with pool, hot tub, and game room. 9. Do whatever I want, whenever I want, for one whole week. This includes sleeping late, staying up late, eating whatever whenever, you name it..... 10. Travel......Wo
Is It Just Me Or What??
I been on edge for some reason and wondering if I was the only one going though it? Could it be the weather? Hell I do live in Michigan and it changes every 5 mins..Works been geting to me. Dating has been a disaster Do to the fact were do you meet PPL besides Bars? I been finding myself asking why in the hell am I still Single? I have a Fulltime job, never been married,No kids Nice home..So I been questiing that as well..With my personallity I am accused of being a flirt..So freeking what big deal.I could be a prude...I dont know maybe its just cabin fever..but somethings got to change....ahhh Just Venting......
What I Miss Is...
It's strange the things I miss most about you The way you smelled How you looked good in blue How you'd walk down the hall and smile as you pass How we watched the fireworks while sitting in the grass. How good was the taste of your kiss How we'd lie in each other's arms enraptured in bliss The way I felt when you were near How after you left I cried til I couldn't shed another tear The way your arms felt around me so snug and tight The way you made my darkness turn to light How you used to make me laugh when I was sad How you helped me get through the good and bad How you said our love was true Is probably what I miss most about you.
You Are My Sunshine
You Are My Sunshine by BlueWolf You are the sunshine of my life, You can light up my darkest day, I need your love to guide me, When skies are gloomy and gray. When the sun is shinning brightly, Birds sing sweetly from high above, Butterflies flutter in it's warmth, Like my heart dances with your love. Sun rays are living nourishment, Of God's creations, large and small, Slowly blossoming budding flowers, Sprouting seeds into trees so tall. The sun promises a new tomorrow, Like my love grows for you each day, Blooming with sun rays of your love, As you guide me along the way.
Success
A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive women, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man always eager to get ahead in life chooses to climb the ladder. The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher. He again encounters a woman. This woman, however; is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, "come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or climb the ladder to success." The man can't believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder. He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for
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Cute Catholic Joke
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Giving You My World
I'd open my heart for you If only you would care I'd give you the world, baby If you said you would be there I'd swim the longest river Or climb the highest hill Because the way I would love you Would show that I would always care I would be everything That you could ever need I'd shower you with affection That showed how much you mean to me I would give you all my attention And never put you aside Because for you baby You know that I would die I'd give you everything that I could And never take you for granted I'd love you till death and even love you after And through the hardships of life I would help you through Till my life is over I would do anything for you...
You Might Be Going To Hell If....
you laugh when commercials celebrating Jesus appear on tv (especially when this previously stated Jesus appears in clay form....yes, clay form.)
The Rainbow Connection
Come With Me
Come with me and take my hand Walk with me through the sand. Tell me your love is true Cause baby I'd do anything for you. Hold me close and tell me, Sweet That it's me that makes your heart beat. Smile at me and look at me In the eyes of destiny Come with me and never part Hand in hand, heart in heart. Lay with me under the stars Make a wish upon afar Wish to always be with me Cause together I see us be. I'm falling deep in love with you In the sea in which love is true Drowning quickly in loves' eyes Hold me close, confine my cries. Tell me forever you'll love me deep And hold me close when we fall asleep. If you know my love is true And forever I'll be in love with you Come with me and hold my hand.
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The Next Time Someone Needs You ... Just Be There. Stay.
I found this on someones 360 page and liked it A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff member
Gone Out
I'm goin out for the evening. Girls night out. I'm also picking up my ring. I will get pictures of it later and post. I dont know what time I'll be home tonight....but I'll be gone most of the night, I'm assuming. I'll be here till a little after 5pm (EST).
I'll Never Be Your Woman!
How People Are
I may not be popular I may not be loved but deep down i know someone cares from up above people can be nice if they want friends can break your heart parents can take away which brings the love apart many things maybe said about you things that are not true but the more you pray and think about it it wont happen to you before you say anything to get someone mad think about it and talk to them to get them glad
Blue October - Hate Me
(If you're sleeping are you dreaming If your dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe you actually picked me.) (”Hi Justin, this is your mother, and it's 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you ware doing. You sounded really uptight last night. It made me a little nervous, and a l... and... well... it made me nervous, it sounded like you were nervous, too. I just wanted to make sure you were really OK, And wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication. You know I love you, and... Take care honey I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye bye”) I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you neve
Weather
How's everyone's days? My is snowy and windy!! Yuck....Have a great weekend everyone....I won't be around Tues the 6th and Wed the 7th, so send me lots of love please!!
Nuns On Bikes
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles."
Iraq, A Guud Read!
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom , IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuch
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Beautiful Liar
Ay, Nobody makes me a prey... He said I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about 'em that you wouldn't wanna read about He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I have to let go He won't be the one to cry Let's not kill the karma Let's not start a fight It's now worth the drama For a beautiful liar Did we laugh about it It's now worth our time You can laugh about 'em Just a beautiful liar I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together I didn't know about you then 'till I saw you with him again I walked in on your love scene, slow dancing You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong You never know when the pain and heartbreak's over I have to let go The innocence is gone Tell me how to forgive you when its me thats ashamed And I wish I could free you Of the hurt and the pain But the answ
Rock Am Ring
Rock am Ring Category: Parties and Nightlife The advertisement came over the radio in German and reminded me that the Rock am Ring concert in Nurnberg was happening that very weekend. I already had a ticket.. but the very LAST thing I wanted to do was drive there. I'd already determined that the Eurail pass was going to be worthless in the getting there side of the equation ... no way I could make it in time for the concert catching a train after my last shift. I checked with everybody.. and I do mean everybody before finally turning back to my roomate Dan as an option. It was go time, and I didn't want to miss that concert. So at lunch time I pulled up a chair across from Dan at the dining facility, a place neither of us frequented that often so he knew something was up when he saw me come in searching for him. I went through the line and worked up a plate, and maneuvered across the room to the table where he was sitting. 'ssup Dan? Not much Otis how about you? Find a ride to t
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Don't Quit
Don't Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all up hill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won, had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far, So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit. Author Unknown
Please Show Your A True Friend
ok all you cherries out there. i have a lot of you on my friend list. this is your chance to proof that you are a true friend all im asking for you to do is click the link and leave 10 comments. that is all. 10 comments and that is all you have to leave. so please help a friend out. im trying to win a 30 day blast. so help me out. If you want to leave more than 10 that is fine. just let me know how many you leave and i will get you a gift.
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All rite you all its that time again. the thoughts of the dog "ife is a highway what a wonderful song" wich leads to my thought life is a highway It runs smooth for a while. but when you hit thos back roads thats when life gets bumpy. Thats when you find out how strong your vehicle is(your personality)on how you are going to take that road as long as you meet the rite people along the way and bring them with you along the way it can be a wonderful experience keep your friends close ;) luve you all ct friends and family. The dogg
German Beer
German Beer Current mood: mischievous Category: Parties and Nightlife I like Bush better than Hiney too btw.. Having spent a couple years in Germany, I can assure you that the Heineken they try to pass off as German beer and send over here is NOT on the top of the hit parade over there. There's a monastery.. near a little town called Wildflecken. It's called the Kloster Kreuzberg they have been brewing beer since like.. the 1600s. It's really dangerous beer. I arrived in Germany, and then to Wildflecken on the 4th of July weekend in 1984. When I got to the barracks ( dorm ) it was like.. Saturday morning early. I got my stuff stashed in a locker and had changed clothes .. was gonna go check out the scenery.. see what was up. As I was just about to leave the CQ ( guard - desk jockey - after hours phone boy ) tells me that my platoon sergeant had called and that I should wait for my squad leader who was coming to get me and take me to a platoon meeting. Oh shit.. now I'm stuck with
Out And About....
I am in Cincinnati this afternoon. I decided tonight was the right night to go out and do something fun. After all the stuff that's happened to me, and that which happened to my friends, I need it. I will say this. My day became worse after I left. I had my cell phone fall out of my pocket and it got obliterated. so yeah, been a rough early afternoon and evening...
Have A Great Day And Weekend
HI ALL.. NOT MUCH TIME BUT WANTED TO WISH YOU ALL A AWESOME DAY AND WEEKEND.. GRANDSON TURNED 6 AND GOING TO HAVE HIS FRIST BIRTHDAY WITH FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL WHICH IS AT MY HOUSE.. SO ITS EXCITING.. ;).. SO BE BACK NEXT WEEK.. WHEN THINGS ARE MORE CALMED DOWN.. THANKS FOR ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS.. WHO ALWAYS KEEP IN TOUCH.. EVEN THOU NOT ON A LOT AND CANT ALWAYS CHAT OR E MAIL.. TRUE FRIENDS ARE THE BEST.. AND MEAN MORE ...AND I THINK WE ARE RICH WHEN WE DO HAVE A FEW GOOD ONES TAKE CARE AND HAVE A FUN WEEKEND.. HGUSS AND LOVE ALWAYS GERI.,. KEEP IN TOUCH NOW.. Hosted by CherryTagz.com
A Poem Written By Me
titled "ME" Cool and distant, loud and spotlighted Indigo feelings, hidden behind her hand Never gone, but carefully shielded Deep inside, wonderul but unless You look very closely..
Maxed Out!!!
I Have Maxed Out my Daily comment Rates.. for my level.. So I can not rate any pics or send any more comments only can rate profiles.. So Don't be upset if I dont rate your pic or leave you a comment for today.. Thanks
Don't Call Me Generation X
Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the eighties by Bryant Adkins published in The Reflector January 20, 1995 I am a child of the eighties. That is what I prefer to be called. The nineties can do without me. Grunge isn't here to stay, fashion is fickle and "Generation X" is a myth created by some over-40 writer trying to figure out why people wear flannel in the summer. When I got home from school, I played with my Atari 2600. I spent hours playing Pitfall or Combat or Breakout or Dodge'em Cars or Frogger. I never did beat Asteroids. Then I watched "Scooby Doo." Daphne was a Goddess, and I thought Shaggy was smoking something synthetic in the back of their psychedelic van. I hated Scrappy. I would sleep over at friends' houses on the weekends. We played army with G.I. Joe figures, and I set up galactic wars between Autobots and Decepticons. We stayed up half the night throwing marshmallows and Velveeta at one another. We never beat the Rubik's Cube. School H
Ways To Tell If You're Stuck In The 80's
1. Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister. 2. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Flashdance" soundtrack. 3. You think the two Coreys are "totally awesome." 4. You're still bitter that Wham! broke up. 5. Punky Brewster is your hero. 6. You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64. 7. You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in you house like Webster's. 8. The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man. 9. You're building your own Clockwork Smurf. 10. Your summer attire is Jellies and Jams. 11. A-ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video. 12. You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms. 13. You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans and lacy white ankle socks. 14. You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch." 15. Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks. 16. You're still upse
Eighties Slang
airhead n. A stupid or unaware person; moron, dim-wit. Origin: term implies that there is nothing but air in the subject\'s head. ("He\'s confused again. What an airhead!")  Unrenounced to popular belief, Valley Girls did not invent this word.  It was used to describe them. awesome Awe"some, a. 1. Causing awe; appalling; awful; as, an awesome sight.  In the 80\'s, if something was cool, it was awesome.  See also bad. bad adj. very good, excellent; Cool, Awesome. See also awesome. bad to the bone The group George Thorogood & the Destroyers had a hit in the early 80\'s that had started this quote. 
Ratings Of Pics
Ok here I am again. lol. Well i have a question, does any one really pay attention to pictures or do they "just rate them". I would like to think people actually respond with true and honest rates. See I keep getting tens and, Well frankly I dont see a ten If I were to rate myself. Lets see if any one pays attention for the ones who dont i guess you will have to go back and look at my pics again. Just going off my pics and not my info who out there would date me. I dont mean just one time going out. Any how if you think im crazy for posting this oh well. I wanted a different perspective on this matter. Thanx 4 reading and feel free to make comment I want u too.
Clarity Is Key
Clarity is key. Current mood: amused Category: Life I have, in the past, gotten the impression that some people believe that because I am against the global war being waged using our troops as a sword of wanton destruction, that I am not properly supporting our troops. I just wanted to be certain that I clarified my position here. I was one of those troops. I have seen war in all its glory and shed blood sweat and tears in places that most americans ... including our current troops ... will never see. On top of all that, I have a son named Evan who is a blackhawk crew chief for an Air Cav ( assault ) helicopter squadron. He has one tour already under his belt and another projected to begin in June or July of 2007. I am so proud of his integrity, dedication to his counrty, and valor for doing so that I could spit nails into the eyes of those other bleeding hearts who are against any manner of hostility and would lay down in front of a tank rather than blowing it up in order to keep
Come Rock Out To Djbartab In Phoenixxx Radio Rock Out With Your Well You Know The Rest
GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE I DARE YA!! DJ BARTAB IS GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!! JUST CLICK THE BANNER (repost of original by '!DJ Luscious Lucia!!Phoenixxx Radio!' on '2007-03-02 13:04:39') (repost of original by 'DJ Hyper Child ~~~ PhoeniXXX Radio' on '2007-03-02 13:05:26')
Thank You
THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL YOUR LOVE AND KINDNESS I WILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE AS SOON AS IM NOT DOPED UP AND BANDAGED UP... THANK YOU AGAIN. I LUV YOU GUYS AND CANT WAIT TO BE BACK ON AND CHATTIN AGAIN. LOVE ~GIRLY~ RAYLYNN
I Love This Fucking Song... It Made Me Cry Thinking For Someone Else
In the brightest hour of my darkest day I realized what isw rong with me Can't get over you. can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter romance from the start Take thses memories that are Haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her...he'll never forgive her... Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine-in this moment i'm lonely fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven..this broken heart of mine One last kiss before i go Dry your tears, it is time to let you go One last kiss
Fighting Terrorism Since 1492.
Illegal Aliens - Die free Current mood: confused Category: Life FIGHTING TERRORISM SINCE 1492 So ... there are people in the United States who believe that the people they refer to as illegal aliens do not have a right to our support and understanding. They claim that their children are invading our schools. They claim that these less than american invaders have no right to any support from the government or public at large. They claim that they are invading us, and that we owe them nothing. They claim that their presence is a threat. They claim that affording these people the same rights as the legal or naturalized residents of the US is insane. I hope so. Historically speaking these same people's ancestors ... as immigrants to the US ... European invaders ... who by todays standards and in the reality of our history would be declared terrorists by any political or governmental faction ... afforded some extra-special rights to the native brethren of this land of ours.
Hey
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Software Licensing
Why the hell does licensing need to be so damned complicated!? Microsoft licensing is confusing enough, and now I have to deal with Novell Groupwise and OES. With entitlements and groupings and license conflicts between GPL, LGPL, BSD, CC, and commercial licensing, this is giving me a headache... err
Please
Hey! :P Im doing better thank godness. Can you all do me a favor Go leave as many comments on that as you can. Ill give you a vic gift puhlease! :) Rate my blog =p
Raising The Curtain
I need to give credit to my cousin Dan'l for sending me the link to the website and the article entitled The Project for the new American Century from which I obtained this excerpt: "The People versus the Powerful is the oldest story in human history. At no point in history have the Powerful wielded so much control. At no point in history has the active and informed involvement of the People, all of them, been more absolutely required. The tide can be stopped, and the men who desire empire by the sword can be thwarted. It has already begun, but it must not cease. These are men of will, and they do not intend to fail." - by William Rivers Pitt ( Feb 25, 2003 ) For those of you who do not already know, I'm not the only one who believes that there's more to the war on terror than is being claimed. It is a sham with a far less than peaceful or defensive agenda. Make no mistake - the current foreign policy of the US is very much an offensive course of action. We must speak
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The Man Behind The Curtain
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain .. we ARE the great and powerful super. Does being the last "superpower" on the globe give us the right to destroy the planet, or the obligation to protect it? It would seem that the answer to that question is thought to lie with the elected officials who are supposed to be furthering our individual opinions en-masse to the global public at large. It's good that I was able to work the word LIE in there because I've encountered few politicians who don't. The incessant denial of members of the government in accepting that there is even something going ON has led to inexcusable delays in problem resolution. At present all indications are that the problem not only EXISTS.. but that the conditions are deteriorating at a more rapid rate than previously anticipated! Ellesmere Island in the northern Canadian wilderness should be a barometer for us. It has got to be one of the closest and least inhabited examples we could use. The over
Whats Your Celtic Horoscope
You Are A Pine Tree You love agreeable company, peace, and harmony. Compassionate and friendly, you love to help others. A natural poet, you have a very active imagination. You are very soft on the inside - needing affection and reassurance. You can fall in love deeply, but you will leave if you feel betrayed. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
I Had To Post This Just Because
Everyone wants to help Britney Spears. You could feel the pain of every former and current fan of the pop princess when she shaved her head this past weekend. Since splitting from her husband Kevin Federline, the former superstar has gone through more media scrutiny than when she was with him. The stress of the divorce and having children had seemed to got the best of her. Spears checked into rehab this past weekend to escape the constant paparazzi and buzz that follows her on a constant basis. Now someone else is offering Spears another option. A hockey team of the American Hockey League wants to help Britney Spears. The Syracuse Crunch have offered Spears a quiet weekend getaway in upper New York. Front office members of the Crunch would like to extend the troubled pop singer and all expenses paid trip to the snowy city of Syracuse. It would provide Spears the opportunity to escape the constant heckling of the Hollywood paparazzi and offer her a great weekend away, highlighted wit
Drink
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Dragon Spirit Guide
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Banned From My Lounge
I`m Falling and I Can`t See the Ground:no wonder i dont come in here anymore its turned into a cyber room - fucking hypocrits im unsubscribing delete | ban Apparently she thinks talking sex or flirting is wrong and nasty.. and yet.. she came into my lounge every damned day doesnt say a word.. Nothing. Now she complains what they talk about in my lounge.. She doesnt have any right what so ever. Stay out of my lounge Renee.. you aren't welcomed anymore!!!!Good riddens!
I'm Taken Down
The very first picture I took of my newest tattoo the only one in which will be up is the better one.... I thank you all for rating it....
I Hope You Dance
Tired Of All The Tears...
Although this work fictitious, I don't like to use swear words in my poetry. However this one called for it...
What Is Love ?
Love is like an illness that we can't hide it for. Love is like a flame, We never know when it comes and heat us or burn us down. Love can make us happy but can make our life misserably.. Love is an emotion that is hard to show, Love also helps make a relationship grow, Love can be hard to cope with, isn't it true? Especially when the person you love doesn't love you. Love is a coma and go thing that sometimes may last long, It can also be a comforting word when all hope is gone. Love is kinds like it should be, Love is not an object that someone wants, Love is a great emotion this we all know, SO find someone to love and let your love flow
Friday'sssss
Well Friday is here again..... another week gone a week closer to Spring thank god it can't come quick enough for me... haven't been doing a whole lot today did some chatting on msn, inbetween laundry and other housework which for some dam reason never seems to end grrrrrrrrr. Don't have much planned for tonight other than being lazy, and hoping for a nice weekend
Dealing With The Burdens Of Life
then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you
Wtf
+How can GOROD(Technical Death from France. Oooohh, sounds delectable, YA?!)have never made any official music videos? WHAT GIVES?! They are the BEST Death Metal Band to me so far. Formally known as Gorgasm, and have the SICKEST female drummer on the fvcking planet. Who has ever heard of this band? Holler at me please, folks. I need help finding a music video or an mp3 or SOMETHING.+
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What Level Of Hell Are U Going To
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Forget Him
Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ModerateLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
What Kind Of Soul Are U
You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Hi, I Could Please Use Ur Help!
im in sexxy dad contest and im falling bhind. i could please use some votes. ty so much rexford!
To What Level Of D
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Vote For Me
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Love
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In re
Life Path
Your Life Path Number is 5 Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences. You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas. You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms. You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people. In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long. You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret. Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs. You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused. What Is Your Life Path Number?
To What Level Of Dante's Hell Will You Be Sent
b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Cowboys Fans...this Is A Must!
Come vote for your favorite team! I can't let my boys down! ***kisses*** BeerQueen
Copy Of Bulletin Posted By Stang!
HELP KEEP KIDS SAFE ONLINE What Is INOBTR.org About? The sheer volume of information you can find online is almost beyond comprehension. For example, type the word “sponge” into the Google™ search engine and you will wind up with more than 19,000,000 results. That may seem like a lot, but compare it to the more than 161,000,000 you find when you search “Internet Safety” and you begin to understand the enormity of the web. INOBTR.org has been created to help people find the tools and tips needed to keep you and the ones you care about safe online. INOBTR is working with experts in law enforcement, child services, education and more to help define the risks children face online, while also providing guidance on how to handle these situations. The information you find here comes from respected sources including the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC), MORE.net, Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC), the FBI and more. These organizations, like INOBTR, a
Let Me Be
When I die don't cry for me, smile for me because now I'm resting comfortably, this world has grown tired of me, decided it was time for me to leave out unexpectedly, now suddenly I'm popular B, people I aint seen in years come'in to pay respect to me, its all luv I see, but let me be finally there's no more pain upon my chest. I can now close my eyes and peacefully rest. I dont want anyone to morn cause for every man down another one is born, maybe he who takes my place will make this world a better place, cause lord knows I'm only here to take up space. Jen
The 5 Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be pa
My Preferences
I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie...
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low.
Check This Out!
If you know the terms, Joost, Twitter, MSDN then you'll enjoy my last few blog posts at
Think About It
Enjoy! The work of Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite scientist and comic who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do. To our amazement and amusement, here are some of his gems: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me be
Celtic Design Stash !
Hi all I've just added some pictures to my stash - celtic designs. So pop on over and take a look. Big hugs to those who have already shown some lurve ((((hugs)))) Love Lin xx
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Wounder
TONIGHT I LOOK AT THE SKY SO BLACK AND WONDER HOW I GOT TO THIS POINT. ALL THIS NOTHINGNESS THAT SURROUNDS ME BIDDING ME TO BE NOTHING, TO FEEL NOTHING. TO LET ALL THE LIGHT GO. I TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE TRUELY HAPPY, LIKE WATCHING THE SUN GLOWING OFF UR FACE AND DANCING IN UR HAIR. OR THE FEEL OF UR KISS, YOU WORDS OF LOVE THAT FLOWED FREELY FROM UR LIPS OF VELVET. THEN REALITY SETS IN WITH A FURY IN MY MIND, I AM ALONE. U R GONE LIKE THE BREEZE LOVE AND HEART SHATTERED WITH THE DREAMS OF HAPPINESS. WAITING, HOPING, PRAYING THAT THE LIGHT WILL COME BACK AND I WILL AGAIN HAVE MY SUNNY DAY.....
What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Visionary Soul You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?
Writting
Questions and Answers So where to begin…hummm…ah yes there we go. It’s late I know you’re coming over and though we sit and talk we both knew what is going to happen, why you have come to my house, but we sit ever so polite and talk. Then finally one of us makes a move and we know where it is going to go from there. The way you touch my skin so light so soft it sets my body on fire. You takes your time, this is not a quick fuck, this is more. More intense, more erotic, just more. Your kiss starts slow using your tongue you slowly works it in and out of my mouth, making me hungry for more. You run your hands though my hair, over my shoulders, I lean into you, my body so hungry for you that I can’t keep my hands off of you. You shiver…hummm. I slowly run my tongue up the side of your neck nipping along the way. I move to your ear running my tongue along your ear, nipping as I go. Shiver. You brings your hands up to message my breast, god it feels like I have been waiting for your t
Hey Yall
sorry i aint been on lately, i didnt have a phone for a week cause the phone got shut off and im on dial up. sorry about that!!! ty for being patient with me though. love always, amanda ps soon as the phone comes back on either tonight or tomorrow i will be back online. ty
Taking A Tinkle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," s
My Feelings
Is it possible to love some one too much?? i mean in a sence you feel you cant love them enough and no matter what you say or do it is never enough but yet you would give your life for them but yet you feel as though you love them intirely too much, so much that you would be willing to die for them if a speading car was comming down the road and it was a decision of your life or theirs you would sonner throw yourself befoe that car and see the other person live gahhhhhhhhhh i dont know ok im babbleing so i will stop here
Myspace (update)
it still blows
Entry# 2
Hello Children, It's your's truly again. I'm a busy klown with places to go and joy to spread. My own special brand of joy that is. It's been slim pickings since the last time I chatted with you boys and girls, and this klown has had to make do as best he can. My last stop was at some small, backwater, hicktown. You know the type, boys and girls, the type where "my kind" are not appreciated. That's alright though, children, because I like a challenge. It was the middle of the day when arrived. The time of day where the sun is high in the sky and at it's absolute worst. That's when the head aches begin and my face can't smile any more. Well, boys and girls, it wasn't long before a strange man with a shiny badge came up to me and began to rant and rave. "Blah, blah, blah, freak.. Blah, blah, weirdos like you... Blah, blah, blah, keep movin'!!!" I figured that this man must have been cranky from the heat and had a headache like I did. That was my cue, boys and girls, at moment I dec
The Nsfw Report Function
So - can anyone tell me how I can fight a NSFW designation on one of my pictures? It shows nothing, but was getting huge ratings, so I assume it means that I was pissing somebody off because I was getting better ratings than them. Man -- what a fucking loser! Whoever did it thinks their are clever -- it must mean they lead a really lame life in the real world. :::rolling eyes::: With all of the petty policing they do here, why can't they have someone who actually takes a second and LOOKS at the reported pix?
This Snow
Yup, I'm going on hour 56 now of being holed up in my apartment. It has finally stopped snowing, but I haven't heard a plow go by in days, and honestly, I just don't really care to leave. Class was canceled Thursday night, and I did leave once to make a trek on foot (only about 3-4 blocks) to the grocery store to get some chips and pizza and the like. Thank god I remembered to get some beer on tuesday. There's nothing like sitting at your table sipping a Corona watching the blizzard outside your window rageing on. Oh well. As I've said to my friends, this is still nothing like I remember as a kid growing up north. But it's fun, none the less. So far I've read two books, watched a half dozen movies, cleaned my kitchen twice (it's amazing how fast it gets dirty again when you're not eating out every other meal!). I think I'm pretty much going to be here til monday morning, when I finally have to be somewhere. And thank god for the internet, and all you crazy CT people to keep me enterta
The Mayonnaise Jar
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the wine...: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes". The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents
Letting Go
LETTING GO TAKES LOVE To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desir
5 Love Variables
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is high. You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love. Havi
Attn All Poetry Contestants!!! Read Me Now!!!
ATTN ALL POETRY CONTEST CONTESTANTS: DUE TO A MAJOR COMPUTER CRISIS AND A REALLY LOOOONG DR'S APPT I HAVE GOTTEN WAY BEHIND ON TURNING YR POEMS INTO PICS. THEREFORE, I HAVE DECIDED TO POSTPONE THE CONTEST UNTIL MON. THE CONTEST WILL NOW BEGIN MONDAY MARCH 5 AT 8PM AND WILL END SUN MARCH 11 AT 8AM. TY AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. ♥ KATE ♥ DJ Katelynn *Cell Block*@ CherryTAP
Just Another Hockey Day!
ohhh baby! 42-16-5 now thats some seroius hockey!! go sabres!!
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In
Life Path
Your Life Path Number is 11 Your purpose in life is to inspire others Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return. You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying. You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet. In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level. You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself. You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them. You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?
Family Members
IF YOU ON MY FAMILY YOU NEED TO START GIVING LOVE B I WANT FAM TO DO OR YOU WILL GET OFF AND I AM NOT BEENING MEAN BUT I HAVE SUM FRIENDS WHO GIVING ME LOVE EVERY DAY PLEASE SHOW LOVE OXXO THANK YOU
Your Life Path Number
Your Life Path Number is 3 Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let themWhat Is Your Life Path Number?
I Have...
i have big ears...if you need to talk... i have broad shoulders...if you need one to cry on... most of all...i have a big heart...if you need a friend...
Nightmare
It's second nature for you But its my first to make you my last one The last one in my life The first to make you cry So let's drink this bottle to the very last drop Tell me what you find at the bottom Don't say you forgot what I need Cause all I need is you Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'll just bite my tongue It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care It's your nightmare Make sure to handle it well Turn up your evil, turn down your care Aboard this troubled ambulance The passenger is nowhere to be found I escaped What will they think of me? What will they think of me when, I lock my body in the trunk of your car? Put all the pressure to the gas Turn the autopilot on Let's see if we can fly tonight Tonight, tonight I send out apologies Inside this car I'll fly over the edge And if I try to say your name I'll just bite my tongue It
The Other Me;-)
Send Requests
be my friend everyone!
Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, Handing it to you, "Careful it's fragile, And easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in Your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on The floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and Sadness in your eyes. Apologie are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart That has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of My shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how, some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near, All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whisp
Dude.
i... just... i don't understand men. the end.
Old Ladies And The Stroke
The Stroke. Three little old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, Bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
My Beefs
your profile pic is the most important i think that your profile pic should be recent not the ones when you were sixteen. ithink your pics should show who you are, dont get me wrong all the hot pics i love them too. so my next one is about story telling k cool but if i wanted too hear bullshit i would go down too the local bar sit down with a couple of drunk buddys and see who had the best one hey i have come up with a few myself but thats all whiskey talk. so rule of thumb is if you want too gett to know me talk too me, were not sixteen anymore, hahahahaha every lady on my list thanks for letting me vent
The Hunters Son
Not-So-Quiet Hunter's Son A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What's wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet!” The son answered: “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?' Well, I just panicked!”
Part Of My Vampire Novel... Oooo Vampires....
I hate December. I hate the Christmas decorations I hate that Holiday cheer and most of all I hate the shopping season. I had a simple plan for the day I was supposed to go and pick up a new snazzy outfit to wear to the awards banquet. Apparently I was being honored for something dealing with the Miller case. I didn’t want to go; everyone however suggested that I go. “Think of the good Press” several of my colleagues at bewitched said, think about no. I decided I would go to the banquet stay for five minutes and then leave. I was never good at playing any type of politics. So far my plans for the day had been ruined by marry Christmas shoppers and bad holiday muzak to the point where if I hear Kenny G playing winter wonderland one more time I was going to lose what little bit of a mind I had left. I couldn’t deal with it I could only take so much holiday cheer. Especially after recent tragedies, I could only look on the bright side that thanks to Ms. Bianca Kennedy my list of gifts
Because Of The Blizzard
because of the blizzard yesterday I was unable to keep my Doctors appointment They shut every thing down and most places a closed again today since we are still in the blizzard conditions
Who Likes You
WHO LIKES YOU??? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number WITH the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I used to like you 2-I used to love you 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u rite now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to
See; Size Does Matter!!
Can Abuse Be Stopped
The Extras
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. W
Runescape
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Math
Practical Application He' teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And he added smack by smack In silent satisfaction, She sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, Without an explanation, And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then Dad appeared upon the scene and Made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away And said, "That's long division!"
What Really Pisses Me Off...
All this god/boycotting things/places because they're not using "religious" words anymore. It really goes to show you how selfish people really are and how truely worried they are about everyone else instead of themselves. I mean come on...not everyone believes in the same religion/have the same beliefs. Like when people were boycotting Wal-Mart for using "Seasons Greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas." So fuckin what! It may offend you but what about other people's feelings/beliefs? Just because someone doesn't believe in/worship this "mainstream god" it makes them a bad person or means that they should be left out? I think fuckin not. And I know what some of you are thinking..."Oh she's just saying that because of her beliefs" but no. That's not it. I'm saying it because I am an open minded person. I see both sides to every story. I am understanding...something that most people aren't. You don't see me not shopping at places/buying things because it doesn't have anything to do my be
Naughty Quiz...tell The Truth..yeah Right
> > . Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? oh yes > > 2. Do they know it? yes > > 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? Not yet > > 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex?Depends on the person > > 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? yes > > 6. What is your favorite position?Save a horse ride a cowboy or Spank me make me yours. > > 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? Well he is cute > > 8. Give or receive oral? Give never had the other > > 9. Kinky or sneaky? both > > 10. Loud or quiet? depends > > 11. Ruff of soft? both > > 12. Foreplay or not? hell yeah foreplay > > 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? both > > 14. Spank or be spanked? be spanked > > 15. Condoms or not? depends > > 16. Masturbate or not? what the hell > > 17. Role-playing or not? aim to please my man > > 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? > Not really but here it goes...
I Hate This
i hate when girls play head games with me i want some one who,s not going to play head games with me i want some one to love me for who i am and not what i am not it just piss me off to no end so if ur going to play head games with me and play games with my heart and feeling dont fucking bother me at all i dont need that shit and dont want that shit ok JUST KILL ME AND GET IT OVER WITH NOW
Oh My Goodness
I am so sore again. I over worked myself. lol. Apparently i havent done pushups or sit ups in sooo long that my body isnt used to it. But its just gonna have to suck it the fuck up. April i am flying to eglin air force base in florida. Can't wait! Get to go shopping :] I'm thirsty again and the god damn coke bottle wont open again, i fucking hate this! Today is my lazy day. My lazy days go like this. Stay in my pajamas all day. Don't shower till real late at night. Eat a lot. And then dont work out. Ooo and do a lot of sleeping. All i do is pretty much sit in front of the tv or computer and be ickyy. haha. Tonight is bowling night with the family. Wa fucking hoo! Even Ian has to go and hes 21. My parents made sure us kids had very structured lives. I'm still not allowed to watch MTV but i do. And none of us were allowed to date till we were 15 lol. And look at my brother, hes 21 and has a daughters whos turning 1 on March 28th. I think i have to get my apendix out. It h
Testing Day!
Well, if I sound messed up, it's probably because I am! Had a test today and boy, gotta love the new drugs! Anyhow, seems like all my friends are farther from me than I like. I'll put more down later once the drugs (Versed and something else)has worn off! Trust me! These 2 in combination are woooohooo! Hope everyone is haveing a good day and if you aren't well, just imagine me on LEGAL drugs! That should give ya a laugh or two! I'll type more later....did I already say that?
Another Old Short Story...
chapter--1-- a realization-- Bryton People change it’s inevitable. You grow you get old and suddenly you blow every little thing that happens out of proportion. I have excepted that. The taste of blood in my mouth as I bit my tongue and wait. I don’t know what I’m waiting for as I let the phone rest casually in my hand. It’s one in the morning. Half the room is empty, the phone drops clattering to the floor. I now know why she left. It puts life into perspective. The white dresser is still stuck with her stickers, odd we only lived together for five months. What a bunch of clutter you can have in that amount of time. I pull the cord out of the phone and go back to sleep. I am ripped from my sleep by the phone in the kitchen ringing like crazy. I slowly slid out of the bed and walk down the hall. My bare feet sticking to the cheap floor. I as always have a perpetual frown across my lips. I pick up my phone “Hello?” I spoke into the receiver I am sure however the sadness sho
Self Pleasure
She has developed a close bond With her little hand held wand When she feel's she in the mood She lays on the bed totally nude She has her wand in her hand Between her legs it will land She slowly slides it to the spot She is ready, she is hot She lays there with her eye's closed A very hot and sexy pose But she's not there for picture taking Nor will she have to be faking Soon she finds the perfect spot And very soon she has got A perfect rhythm with her hand More than any man could stand Her hand so steady the wand held tight She's going to blast off tonight Soon the feeling starts to take hold She is now ready to explode Her breathing gets heavy that's all you hear The point of no return is here Soon she shaking from head to toe Just like a man before he blows Her body is completely satisfied She's drifting with the clouds in the sky She's relaxed and full of pleasure Her hand held wand is a treasure She'll put it safely away
Groping In Public
I'm not joking when I say I do love to be groped in public. Trust me you rub my butt or squeeze my breast anywhere while I'm out and I'll thank you for it. Except when I'm with my kids. If I'm with my kids please don't lay a hand on me. Not just because its very creepy but its just not right. Past that though, when I go out, I'm usually dressed in such a way that you'll have plenty of access to any part you decide to touch. I love it always makes me wet. And if you want more than just a quick squeeze I'll usually let you. Will I go back to your apartment and fuck your brains out, probably not. But I'll do my best to give you a memory to jack off to later. have fun Maureen
Wifee From Hell!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dam it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but too
Let Me Know!
Ok, my contest is starting in about 10mins. If it gets bombed I'm gonna miss alerts letting me know when you've updated your shit. If you put up pics, blogs anything that you want me to see in particular, please let me know in shout or yahoo and I'll definately check it out. On another note - I fucking love you guys - I'm only 10,000 points away from Epic Cherry and believe me, the fact that so many of you regularly rate and comment on my shit warms my heart. Sorry for being too stoned and fucking lazy to show you the love you deserve on your profiles. Paul.
Moving
so im moving tonight and tom basically i believe. if thats the case idk if ill be online much for a couple of days. or so . so if anything send me mesages on here make me feel like someone cares i moved lol :p . anyway . ttul
Runescape Players
if u play runescape message me
Well Its Friday So I Thought Id Do A Blog On Here
im gettin a tattoo soon,i just drew it out today,its a dedication to my mum n dad lol id rather get the tatt now n show them while they r alive...rather then getting it when they r dead n cant see it. i will post pics. imma give a shout out to the really great friends i have made on this site especially Dan to the Izzle lmao [inside joke] you all r so nice id also like to thank those who have rated my pics/commented/ and just showed allot of love so hope u have a great weekend..... xx Taisha
Another Big Thank You
i just wanted all to know this guy is dabomb also and a sweetheart.....helped me out lots yesterday went through my stash and commented and rated all *wink* pop by and say hi he rocks RBG@ CherryTAP
Wolf Stash
Hi everyone ! Happy Friday, yay the weekend is here. I have some beautiful wolf pictures in my stash, so please pop over and have a look. Big thanks to those who have already shown lots of luv. Lin xx
Notices
STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES >> >> Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let >> them know how much they liked their coffees and >> to request that they send some of it to the troops there. >> >> Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of >> their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone >> in >> it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. >> So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by >> buying >> any of their products! As a war vet writing >> to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know >> this >> war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't >> mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street >> and >> house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. >> If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard >> it >>
Thank Youuuuuuuuuu
this is just a lil love to say thank you to the three peeps that helped me level....luvsssss ya cherries......*wink* Sam~Beer Queen~@ CherryTAP The Big Mike ™@ CherryTAP Doug@ CherryTAP
Best Eyez Contest
plz cum vote for me in the best eyes just click the pic .. thanks 4 the support
Thoughts
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in. -- Katherine Mansfield
Long Week
It's been such a long week. Between work, school, and homework, I'm dying. I have today off and I get paid, so I'm a happy camper. I'm planning on getting my bellybutton pierced today if my paycheck is decent, so wish me luck on that.
My First Hater
I DO NOT REGRET THAT I SPEAK MY MIND,AND TELL PEOPLE LIKE IT IS ALTTHOGH IT MAY STEP ON SOME TOES,I DO NOT CARE IF I LOSE ONE PERSON WHO JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND OR WHO DOES NOT KNOW ME,...TELLS ME TO GET LOST CAUSE I WONT MEET HIM HOW RUDE.I AM NOT THE ONE WHO PISSED IN YOUR CHERRIES,SO GET OVER IT AND TO THAT HATER WHO KNOWS WHO HE IS,...GET OVER IT.AND QUIT BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF. THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR BIG DAWG.AND IM NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING.
Bad Weather Sucks
I was late to work today (for a reason other than staying up too late on the computer). I had to be early to work (10/15 min) cuz my boss wasn't gonna be there. I woke up 1 hour before my alarm was supposed to go off and couldn't go back to sleep so I proceded to get ready. I left in plenty of time cuz I new it was gonna be slippery (it rained all day yesterday and snowed overnight). There were some HUGE potholes that I skillfully maneuvered around and the next thing I know I'm sliding into a curb... grrrr. Bent the rim $130, need alignment $95... screwing around for an hour or two before actually going into work after everything has been taken care of.... priceless! ha ha, sorry had to go there. I finally got the last of my chrismas decor put away!
My Guest Book
Hi Guys, Please sign on my world map and join me when you visit my site its will take a minute.. thank you Have a nice day..
Old Short Story
Something about this place makes me sink into it deeper. I don’t like it, it’s making me sick. I feel alone like something bad is about to happen but it’s refusing to wait till the right moment and will come at the one moment it shouldn’t. I’m going to fall off stage and break my neck. No that would be a good thing wouldn’t it. Driving to a strange town will do that to you, make you go loopy, loose one tenth of your sanity irking you to the point where you’ve run the cold water and the razor is sitting on the side of the tub. But you never do it, the phone rings and on the other line is the shaky voice of the one who you feel like you’re burdening but he refuses to see that. He would sit up and talk you out of it, recant a tale of pills and whiskey making you feel selfish and hopeless as he tells you to ask the hotel staff to steam a pillow and have it brought up wrapped in a sheet and for you to hug it while his never released music drifts through the air. A CD sent by fed ex special
Yesterdays
Yesterday I was empty, I din't realy care, yesterday I couldn't feel the pain, I wasn't realy there, I had locked it out, I just didn't seem to care, remember how you hurt me, YESTERDAY? Guns N' Roses - Yesterdays (Live Version)Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com
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Update
I was suppose to have my Party lite Candle Party this weekend. due to the fact that I have to work Saturday. I had to reschedule my party. Which is now March 25th at 3pm. If you are interesting in going. contact me here or at tinkerbell268269@aol.com
Waste-staind
Your mother came up to me She wanted answers only she should know Only she should know It wasn't easy to deal With the tears that rolled down her face I had no answers 'cause I didn't even know you But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste How could you paint this picture? Was life as bad as it should seem That there were no more options for you I can't explain how I feel I've been there many times before I've tasted the cold steel of my life crashing down before me But these words They can't replace The life you... ...the life you waste Did Daddy not love you? Or did he love you just too much? Did he control you? Did he live through you at your cost? Did he leave no questions for you to answer on your own? WELL FUCK THEM! AND FUCK HER! AND FUCK HIM! AND FUCK YOU! For not having The strength in your heart To pull through! I've had doubts! I have failed! I've fucked up! I've had plans! Doesn't mean I should
Damn You Edward!
I slid into a fire hydrant today. My face got burned from the airbag. It sucked. My car is fucked. Pictures to follow. O_o
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Update
I finally got my heart specialist to call me back i have been feeling like shit all week and he thinks its one of two things.1.pnemonia (i'm sure i fucked up on the selling) or my heart rate drop so badly that it is what is causing me to have problems and if that is the case i will have the surgery on monday..I am leaving here soon as my ride gets here...I don't ask for much but if you believe in a god pray that i will be alright for my kids thank you Draco
Good Times Bad Times.
Give me five good times you've had recently or over your entire life then five bad times. You can answer here or private message me.
Fortnight Of Fears
my heart, weak. my strength, no longer there. my fears are being verified. you don't care. i've felt it for some time, the list when you say it. as if you're a recording, on a loop never to quit. like the tape is worn. my world is torn. you were my strength. now, you left my heart forlorn. i said i loved you today, and did you find the words to say? no, you just changed the subject. i'm in disarray. don't want to hurt anymore. bet i'd find my courage, as i lay here on the floor, to do the thing my soul craves, if steven hadn't hidden my blade. alas, this is not the end. i sit and type as you play your role on cherrytap again. the more you think that things change, the more you see that they're the same. and as such, here i sit in pain. how i long to breathe. but it's getting hard to.what's left of me, will it be enough for you. i already know. NO! --Sent from my Helio
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Opiate And The Gaping Lotus Experiment
Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you... like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me. Don't judge or question. You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My God's will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. The Gaping Lotus Experiment I had a friend once he took some acid Now he thinks he's a fire engine It's okay until he pisses on your lighter Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway satan, satan, satan... I had a friend once he took some ecstasy Tried to marry me and every one in the room H
You Know You're Old When...
Passing this along, made me feel old, lol. 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and >>"breakup." >> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids >>next door won't turn down the stereo. >> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around >>you. >> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's >>leftovers. >> > 15. Sleeping on the couch make
Need Your Help!!!!!
Hey ya'll I'm in a contest, yeah i know, but it is win by comments only not ratings so i need all you bombers out there to help if you will!! I will try to help in anyway those who help me!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=342016&i=426953755 Thanks I know your time is precious!! Lil Mama
New Friends
Thanks so much for all the friend requests and comments! I'm sorry if I haven't left you a comment yet, I'm working my way through my friends list LOL! Either way I hope you have a helluva great weekend
Hey
My main pic will be in a contest starting today . I will let you know when i get the link. This will be my first contest in a while ,,,or should i say since i am back. It is to start at 2:39 p time . But i will be posting a bulliteb and a blog with all info. So if you like my pic go comment bomb me a bunch Thank you :)
I'm No Superman
It's an average day. I walk around And nobody seems to Notice the pain Carefully masked behind My face. If they only knew I wasn't as strong As I portray. I'm no Superman Behind this strength Lays a great deal of pain. I wish I could just Make it all go away. You say I am a girl Without fear. I beg to differ dear. Cause if you took the time To look into my eyes You would see the Fear I carefully try to hide. I'm no Superman. Behind this strength Lays a great deal of pain. I wish I could just Make it all go away. I'm no superman. Hiding behind my pride My thoughts I can not escape. Why oh, , why will this Pain not go away? How come you can't see This self-made disease That is plaguing me? I'm no Superman. My strength is the worst of me. Why? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE... That I'm no Superman?
Oh Kennedy - Clinton - Bad Moves
i would like to have presidents kennedy and clinton in the room - you both did well on a few domestic issues, but what the fcuk were you thinking? that either of you were bigger than the office jack! running with mafia!? i realize you got the womanizing thing honestly, but damn! discretion! you didn't get the chance to mumble the rhetorical, "e'tu brute"...anyway, bill! getting head in the oval office...as our countries finest were losing their lives around the world - tomorrows ridicule will be well deserved
Cut Off Day
I now know the wednesday is the cut off day, for my internet. So tuesday will be the last time on here till I get back on the net. How long that will be Who Knows !!!

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