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Best Of Both Worlds ;)
Bomb Squad One Of Our Own Needs Help
Droppin' In To Say Hi!
Well, just thought I'd drop in to say "HEY". As some of you prob. already know, as I sent out some emails yesterday, we were notified yesterday morning, that Lee's cousin was found dead yesterday morning by her husband. This has been a big shock to the family, as we are expecting the coroner to rule the death a suicide. As if death isn't already hard enough to cope with, but to have it under these circumstances makes it even more unbelievable and hard to phathom. It is so hard to understand how a mother of 3 and grandmother of 9, only 52 yrs. old, would seem to think that she had nothing to live for. Naturally, we have been keeping in touch with other family members to find out the latest updates from the coroner, and other officials. We've been told that services are probably going to be on Monday, the way it looks now, so we are planning on leaving here sometime on Sunday, possibly even Saturday evening, headed for Indianapolis, and will probably return late on Tues. Lee's
The Penis
The Penis I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
A Little Better
It's going a little better today, thanks to all of you, and you know who you are...Sometimes just a simple smile and a hello, how are you makes a BIG difference in a person's day...Thank you for taking the time and holding a friends hand...Much love to all...
damm todays a strenge day, i got a letter from a ex girlfriend saying how sorry she is and asking forgivness thing is now i dont know what to do about it, ive not even talked to her in 10 years. but shes not all to blame for the break up, i acted like a baby to. but for now she asked me to call or write a letter, im going to write a letter (dont know what to say yet) i just wish i new what she wants, anyway thanks for readin all have a good weekend
Ok well To let all my friends know I have moved to South Carolina, I had met a wonderful gal on the internet, so I moved here to be with her, I got a job now.....Things seem to be going ok so far..I am loving it here in the south, It was a culture shock when I first got here and it kinda still is, not used to people being so nice and all, I'm starting to pick up that southern talk a little bit...Well gotta go for now talk atcha later
Prize Winning Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me beautiful wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come
Club House Rules
If u are currently working for the sooter bar or any other lounge u can no become a employee or a hangaround,prospeter,or a 1% at all that is our rules just like one clubhouse dosen't enter another'clubhouse with out promission
Unfinshed ....still Working On It.
There is a Dark Goddess taht has me on my kneez Praying,begging,and pleading "please" There's a pain that I feel in my chest thats so close pleasure Is it love or lust it's on the scale and I'm waiting 4 the finale measure This all started with a chat,dance, and me being a tease Now when I'm view her pic's I'm put into ecstacy,
Club House
stop by my clubhouse cherry tap the only Biker clubhouse on cherry tap it's a club house and not a bull shit bar plus nexts week I will have a new one stop in become a hangaround and work ur way to prospecter pick ur own mucis from the box and more new songs going up if u have a request for a song we will put it on for u this is where the real people hang out
Please Help My Friend Win A Blast
ok i fucked up the link here is the correct one. if you go and drop some comments i will return the favor. thanks bunches
been one of those days today. cant seem to shake this depression that's hit me. guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself.
Help My Friend Win This Contest Please
ok all you out there im askin you to help me in helping to get a friend to get the comment bombs that she needs. so please show her some love. if you do this for me i will return the favor thanks bunches
Helllllp Me Dam It
k everyone click on the pic and rate and comment bomb help me win lol heeeeeeeeelp ..and if i ever do another contest slap my ass kkkkk lmao i need to get to 10 000 pts good gawd lmao
Loved This...borrowed From A Friend!
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you
I Need Ideas For New Pics..
Does Anyone have any ideas for cool sexy pics? Please let me know.. cause im running out of ideas.. lol.. Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~
Attention To All Readers Help Pls
I am new at this posting my own bulletin So pls bare with me , I called on You for your help, See My mother went in to the hospital On Dec 27 th of 2006, She has suffered a massive Cardiac Arrest (Sudden Death) and she when amblance arrived she was gone , They revived her twice and they took her to The Trauma TMC Hospital in KC MO, they worked on her for an hour, She was in ICU for a month Doctors sayed she would be brain dead so i had to make a dession to take her off the ventalater or keep her on , Well its a good thing i asked for a second oppinon be cause the The Other doc sayed she had Some Brain waves, I kept her on , a month later she went in to a Rehablition Hospital, She is at hom e living withme now safely, But i took her to the doctors , and he told me that she has suffered Brain Hypoxia and she may not recover from it or may take a long long time to may be get soem of her self back, What i need from you is Prayers ALl the Prayers i can getPLease she is all I have left in
2 Of The Most Wonderful Ladies In My Life!
I just want to say that these 2 ladies are absolutely wonderful and if you don't already have them as a friend or fan them you should! They are absolutely wonderful and mean the world to me and i honstly don't know what i would do without them! Vicki I love you with all my heart u've always been my number 1 since we started talking and u've always been there for me for everything even if u didn't like my decisions u still stuck by me and i love you for that! Can't wait till tonight when i come pick ya up and you get to spend a week with me! Canadas♥BADDEST♥brunette™RATE MY PROFILE AND FAN BEFORE ADDING ME@ CherryTAP Ellie You have become a very dear friend to me and i adore you for that! We haven't been talking that long but you have proven urself to be a true friend and i never want to lose that! I will always be here for you for anything you need anytime day or night you always know how to get ahold of me! Thank you for being a great friend! SillyElliebo
Lame: How Much Sleep Do You Get
You Don't Get Enough Sleep You definitely don't get enough sleep, and it's turning you into a mental zombie! You need to get more sleep, starting tonight if possible. Avoid caffeine, keep a regular bedtime, don't watch TV before bed, and sleep in complete darkness. Do You Get Enough Sleep?
Miss Mantowns Of Massachusetts Of 2007 Sexy Hot Girls
Miss Mantown 2007 January Christine Miss Mantown 2007 February Angel Miss Mantown 2007 March Mandy Miss Mantown 2007 April Maura Miss Mantown 2007 May Danielle Miss Mantown 2007 June Jasmine Miss Mantown 2007 July Jocelyn Miss Mantown 2007 August Kristina Miss Mantown 2007 September Crystal Miss Mantown 2007 October Phyllis Miss Mantown 2007 November Mandi Miss Mantown 2007 December Melissa Danille is smoking hot the may women thats my pick
I Cant Get This Damn Song Outta My Head
soo i heard the fresh prince song this morning and now i cant flippin get it out of my head!!! ITs freakin funny tho!! i thought it was nice for my first blog to talk bout the original fresh prince! LOL! everyone knows that song its like insane how many ppl sing it and how many remember it!!! well *hugz*
Me A Good Girl, Not!!!!
March Of Dimes...please Read!
hey guys, some of you already know i do a bit of charity work. Every year i walk in the March of Dimes. The walk is a 5k usually down chicago's lakefront.This year i have all of you to help me out!!! Last year i walked it in the freezing rain! oh what fun! MY PERSONAL WALK PAGE - JUICY!! The march of dimes is an organization that helps premature babies. They are working tirelessly to figure out how to stop premature birth and the effects of it therafter. You can help by donating a few dollars to this cause. I dont do this for myself. I am not asking this for myself, but when someone does something good for someone else, it makes that person feel great inside. Please help give premature babies a fighting chance. I know i would love to see as many of them grow up and lead exceptional lives and know that i had a tiny part in making that happen. Thanks everyone and i will give a big pimpin gift to whoever donates the most! YOU CHERRIES ROCK AND HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO P
Candy Heart Or Candy Fart?
You Are a Candy Heart You're definitely a pro when it comes to romance - and you have great dating etiquette. Plus you probably smell and taste pretty darn good. Are You a Candy Heart or a Candy Fart?
Myspace have opened a myspace dont use it much but here it is
What Gluten Is...and What I Have To Avoid
this my explain it... So i need to avoid wheat, rye and barley......which still makes life harder...but holy fuck at least i can est like a normal person for the most part Still have to avoid cinnamon, pepper, oregano, citrus and a few others....but hell i can handle that Gluten (GLOO-ten): Noun. A substance sometimes seeming to be in nearly every food on this planet. When found to be present in one's favorite food, it can elicit sudden tears of frustration; when found to be absent from one's favorite food, it can elicit sudden tears of joy. Okay, I admit it; I made that definition up. Actually, there are two additional and completely different definitions of gluten. One is simple, commonly accepted, and most frequently used-but technically incorrect. The other is a complex but technically correct definition. I'll give you both. The simple, widely accepted (but technically incorrect) definition of gluten: Gluten is a protein molecule found in wheat, rye, and barley. T
This Poem Doesnt Have A Name Yet But Enjoy
look my way wat do you see? A lonely soul that needs to be set free look in my eyes the sadness is there No other sadness will ever compare reach deep into my heart wat do u feel? an emptiness is all that lies here peer into my mind what do you think? confusion is the missing link listen to my voice what do you hear? broken words so unclear touch my hand what do you feel? a gentle embrass or cold and unreal im reaching for you to pull me back into life please help me. i need you tonight
My Astrology Sign (the Crab)
Am I Destined For World Domination?
You Are Not Destined to Rule the World You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do! Are You Destined For World Domination?
* * * This Is Why We Can't Find Bin Laden!
The Love I Have For You
The Love I Have For You When we are apart, can love heal my lonely heart when you are here, All my fears seem to disapppear, I love you,I really do Sleep is sweet, when I'm dreaming of you Time spent with you, It makes all my dreams come true This love I have for you, streams deeper than the ocean sea You would never know, just how much you mean to me When I am with you and when you are with me, there's no other place I'd rather be because this love I have for you shall last for all eternity.
Imagine That!
what a two weeks it's been but rest easy I will be back around more often schools were closed for a week and I had a million things to do hope everyone is well and thanks for all the luv Have a kick ass weekend girls and boys xoxo
Rude Attitude Comment
Kiss My Ass
My Love Type
Your Love Type: INFJ The Protector In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship. For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls. Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in. However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself. Best matches: ENTP and ENFP What's Your Love Type?
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This Sucks
My stepdad is having heart problems and my mom is going crazy i feel bad for them and my 2 year old baby sister who is to young to understand whats going on. i want to go home to help my mom and stepdad cause he has been there since my dad died 3 years ago. but the stupid subway back home is dickin us around bout gettin my husband his w2 so we cant do taxes which means i cant go home and help my mom and stepdad out or help take care of my baby sister.
My Two Favorite Words
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Sex Appeal
You Are 49% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Spear, And Chimps, And Early Humans...oh My...
From USA Today Of spears, chimps and early humans Chimps have been observed hunting with spears, anthropologists reported, an unexpected addition to their known use of tools and a discovery with possible links to hunting by early humans. No chimps have been seen to hunt with weapons previously, says anthropologist Jill Pruetz of Iowa State University. The study published in the Journal Current Biology reports on the activities of chimps that live in a savanna region in Senegal, similar to sites where early humans lived more than 1.2 million years ago
This Is Funny!
Which one is your sign! VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships, Sexy, someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loud, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Love at first sight, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness! SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean, EXTREMELY sexy, Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get what they want, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever....Romantic, Caring! LIBRA:. The lame lover Very p retty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone they meet, Their love is one of a kind, Silly, fun and sweet, Have own unique sexiness, Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #*@k with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible! ARIES:. The Liar Outgoi
The Dope Show
Hi all! Going to the eye doctor here in a few! Time for some new contacts and glasses!! Im losing in my contest. I was winning but the other chick just aint giving up. I am outta comments for the day sooooooooooooo if you could give my pic some love? I am about 700 comments behind. I will be home a little later. xoxoxo Heres some manson to get the day goin!
What I Love About You
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU I love the way you look at me your eyes so bright and blue, I love the way you kiss me your lips so soft and smooth I love the way you make me happy and the ways you show you care, I love the way you say "I love you" and the way you're always there I love the way you touch me always chills down my spine, I love that you are with me and I'm glad you are mine.
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A Knight In Shining Armor
In this world full of hurt and pain, I need someone who would help me through the rain. To comfort me when Im sad, Doing everything just to make me glad. In this world I need a Brave Knight, Who would never give up any fight. A knight who would dry away my tears, Telling me to overcome my fears. A knight who loves me for who I am inside, With him there's nothing more I need to hide. A person who will still be standing strong, Eventhough everything has gone wrong. I need someone who is willing to give me more, Someone I can call my Knight In Shining Armor.
Please Show These People Some Love
Hey People.. I just wanted to get these names out here.. They have been soo nice to me.. Please Check them out.. it would mean so much to me.. *kisses* °¤ syco juggalette ¤° - equipt with an axe and love handles!@ CherryTAP Bastardly One™@ CherryTAP Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~
4 You Guys!!!
I'm not feeling well today so I aint sending out to many comments,,, I still loves ya though an hope ya'll are doing well.... Much love to you & yours!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
10 Worst Company Domains
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Shit." Previous 10
Kids At The Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.” The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?” “A circumcision,” the first kid answers. “Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”
How's my music that i posted? Should I change my song u hear? Decisions decisions.
Ten Things Dumbasses Do On Cherrytap - Not Myspace!
Ten Things Dumbasses Do On CherryTap - Not Myspace! One: Put so much crap on their profile that it is difficult to read, rate, or comment, and sometimes just crashes browsers and/or computers all together. It's called a stash, you get points for it, use it! Two: Throwing a giant fit and leaving. That's so middle school. Three: Having "rate me" and such in your username. Well, duh, it's CherryTap. Rating is what we do! But I bet no one would have thought of it if you had not reminded them! Four: Put private pictures in the middle of public folders. Your viewers can SEE the thumbnail, but we click on it and it says, "Sorry, this is private!" and you're stuck going back to the original gallery. I personally just close it and find someone else to rate. Five: Post/Repost bulletins that say, "Repost this or get off my friends list!". Fucking hell. I delete everyone who post those, even friends I talk to on a regular basis. I'm not here to be threatened! I accept just abou
A Day Without You
A DAY WITHOUT YOU A day without you, Is like a candle with out a flame, Like the burning I feel inside, Everytime I hear your name. A day without you, Is like the utlimate test, A blank sheet of paper, But no answers to fill the rest. A day without you, Is another day I want to cry, Feeling lonley, yearning, And aching inside. A day without you, Is a true endeavor, But one day closer to being in your arms forever.
Start Over Again
A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason. After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, “Honey, why don’t I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start over again.” “Fine,” she agrees. “That might help.” The husband goes outside, then comes back in and announces, “Honey, I’m home!” “Where the hell have you been?” she yells back. “It’s after seven!”
The Dead Goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”
Businessman In Trouble
A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody. It was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he had finished, the Rabbi said, "Here's what I want you to do: Put a beach chair and your Torah in your car and drive down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the Torah to the water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and put the Torah in your lap. Open the Torah; the wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Torah will come to rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer. That will tell you what to do." A year later the businessman went back to the Rabbi and brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money ou
My Tarot
You scored as The Magician. The Magician is about creative genius and talent. He is the master of communciation either through speech or literary means. Being different and an individual means alot to him.The Magician100%The Hermit85%Judgement80%The Fool70%The Moon65%Justice60%The Devil55%The Hierophant55%The Empress and The Emperor50%The Hanged Man50%The Lovers45%
Always Wear Underwear
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's q
Never Ask A Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
whats with this "youre commenting too fast.... ignored" bullshit?
I'm gonna kill Jennifer. That's all there is to it. Anyone willing to post bail?
Been Busy!!!
Hey hey to all my sweet [or sour] cherries. I've been busy in my offline life so have barely had computer time. I'm sorry that I haven't been doing my ratings like I should be, but know that I appreciate my Cherry Tappers out there. Argh, gotta go to work! Peace!
Bush Re-naming America
While on a state visit to England, George Bush meets the queen and proclaims, “As I’m the President of America, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to. It should be called a kingdom.” The queen replies, “I’m sorry, Mr. Bush, but to be a kingdom, you have to have a king in charge, and you’re not a king.” George Bush thinks for a moment and then asks, “How about a principality then?” The queen replies, “Again, to be a principality, you have to be a prince, and you’re not a prince, Mr. Bush.” Bush thinks long and hard and comes up with another option. “How about an empire?” Getting a little annoyed, the queen replies, “Sorry again, Mr. Bush, but to be an empire you must have an emperor in charge, and you are not an emperor.” Before Bush could utter another word, the queen offers solace. “Don’t worry, Mr. Bush, under your leadership, America is perfect as a country.”
A hand on my side your words in my face tell me why love is an eternal bond you make it a test everytime you tell me you dont love me i know its not true hearts have collided more than once but still we make it through i dream about flying away like peter pan in the air but everytime it seems your lies bring back down to earth a ball and chain im shackled at your side i try to break free i want to fly fighting is a way for frustrations to break free sometimes i wish our lives werent you and me remember the words we said on that glorious day till death do us part is the life i must obey a death of a soul a life of a heart i hope this fighting will end so we can make a new start
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please
Behind In Two *pouts*
make sure ya click on the link thats below pic to read poem.....comment bomb is aloud but where votes and rates matter are where the pic is. so please b sure to leave the love on the pic not the poem...not far behind on this one at all > > Crazzy lil **M.I.L.F** > > > > CLICK HERE TO READ AND COMMENT THE POEM!!! have to add this one too doin awsome in it and pretty far behind, please show the love in the blue eyes contest too if ya can...and damn i think these the last ones i am joining....lmfaro
Just once to feel the soft tenderness of your lips on mine. As the sweet taste of lust rests at the tip of my tongue. Longing to fully embrace you with all my passion as we merge together as one.
Men Vs Women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it -------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------- --------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. -------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -----------------------
Help This Soldier Win His First Contest
ok all you out there. i need you to help this soldier out. click the link below and start commenting. he is in his first contest ever and its the hottest guy contest. so please stop by and show some love. for anyone who drops 250 comment bombs i will award a prize to. so please get to comment bombing. and be truthful on the number of votes. the score will tell if you lied or not. here is the link just click it and start voting
Which Greek God/goddess Are You
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? Aphrodite/ErosTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who stand on toilet is high on pot Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement Man who fishes in other man
You Date Like a Woman According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
My Girl
Hey baby,guess what.I beat you to a new site. Well I'll see you win you get here. Love ya. TIM
Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus' name, Amen."
The Purina Diet / Stupid Questions
The Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Hor
Addicted? Hell Yeah
You Are 84% Addicted to the Internet The internet is your life - seriously. You spend so much time online, you should be a dot com millionaire!Are You Addicted to the Internet?
I have to go to a surgen today and i really don't want to cause its going to hurt like hell. The broken ankle thing hurts :( The pain killers don't work. Nothing helps. And i just want to cry :( Ouchies. ♥ ♥ ♥ Rate my blog please. I don't have enough energy to write more.
Love Profile
Capricorn - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are serious about relationships and ready for a commitment. You tend to help your partner attain the success they dream of. You are a rock. Relationship problems don't seem to phase you. Your negative traits: Sometimes it's very hard for you to accept your partner's past. You are emotionally reserved, and difficult to connect with. You expect your partner to take care of you - and make cheat if they do not Your ideal partner: Is incredibly powerful and well respected. Is often older than you - and could be a superior at work. Has a good amount of money... or the ability to be rich someday. Your dating style: Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you. Your seduction style: Bossy - you like to be the one in charge in the bedroom. Slow and patient. You know that good sex takes time. Calculating. You'll use sex to get ahead, if necessary. Tips for the future: Open u
My Real Age
does anyone else have this problem. whenever i put my actual birthday in it says i am a year older then i really am. I am 32 people not so i changed it and it's a year off. oh well. at least it has the right age for now.
The True Me..... Kinda
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend whatever you have. You think good luck will definitely be yours, someday. The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like.Who's The True You?
Stewart Again
Harvick looks to be on track to at least make the Chase but I think Stewart will pull out the championship again.
9 When You Get Weary Walking
The reaction to these blogs is getting weaker every day so I'm probably not going to continue them any longer. If any of you are counting on them for a program you're putting together, let me know and I can help you out. A lot of these things I'm writing are in my book "Motivation, Get it, Keep it" too. Now on to the potentially last blog on fitness. As you are going along on your walks there are probably going to be times when you just don’t have a real enthusiastic outlook on what you’re doing. I’ve run into this with both walking and running and it tends to take the normal fun out of the activity. One of the things that I learned over my years is that if you pick up the pace or change what you’re doing just a little bit you will come out the other side feeling better. Let me explain. Say for example that you’re walking along and it seems like a pain in the neck, your calves are getting stiff, or it’s taking more effort than it should. Now this is going to sound comple
My Birthday!
Okay so today is my birthday. What Fun! It doesn't feel any different to be another year older. My foot still hurts and yes I feel like bitching, because I can. LOL! Today sucks ass! I wish atleast one thing would go right.
My Love Type
Your Love Type: ESTP The Doer In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet. For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone. Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty. However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily. Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJWhat's Your Love Type?
Sometimes things must get worse before they get better. We're in the backcountry of West Virginia...hell, I can hear the banjos here. It's a far cry from anywhere I've ever lived before. But we'll have our own place soon. I honestly can't wait...and hopefully there we'll no longer have dialup net. Because it's really irking sometimes when I'm trying to do something quickly. Maybe here Taima and I will finally be able to make ourselves a home for ourselves and the little one. Especially since a little one needs stability in his life. He was uprooted from Baltimore at just over a week old, and has only really known W.V. as home. Let's hope it stays that way.
Another Night Of Passion
Last night I knew I couldn't sleep in my clothes so I took off my clothes and climbed in bed. The covers felt cool to my skin as I snuggled under the covers. Sleep wasn't far from me and off I drifted with thoughts of you again playing on my mind. Again you visited me . You took off your clothes and felt your way under the covers. Your hand found my naked flesh and I pressed my back into your hand. I felt you pull me more towards you as your hand explored my flesh. You kissed my neck and my arm and then your hand found my breast. I moaned as your hot hand caressed my flesh. I rolled onto my back as i started up at you. I tried to look at your face but all I saw was darkness. You never spoke and neither did I except for burst of passion no other sound came from us. I kissed your chest and let my hands roam over your back down to where you bottom was. I grabbed you and pushed you into me. I heard you hold your breath and it excited me. I reached between us and cu
Off To Work!
What a week, lol! Off to work I go. A snowstorm is on the way, or so the weather people are saying! We'll see! Hope to get caught up with my comments, blogs, etc. this weekend. So far, I do not have to work. With a possible snowstorm, I'll get plenty of computer time. As if I don't get enough now, lol! Today is a momentous day for my friend Stacey! Her husband arrives home and is officially out of the military! Don't think they've been together 2 months in the two years they've been married, so this will be an interesting adjustment! Have a great day and a spectacular weekend, everyone! Much love and warm hugs to everyone! Blessings all over the map, lol! Love each and every one of you! Later!
New Pix
Check out the new pix when ya get a chance......"Let the lovin take ahold because it will if you let funky not a junky but i know where to get it"
Sex Appeal
You Are 98% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Hillary Goes To Primary School
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. A little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second
Cold Snaps And Potted Plants
Boy I'd like to see the reenactment on this one! Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she c
What My Hands Say About Me
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be relaxed and uncomplicated. You don't read too much into things.What Do Your Hands Say About You?
Oi Oi! I'm booooored, talk to me!
My Ex
Your Ex Is Paranoid Whether your ex was accusing you of cheating or your friends of being evil... Your ex definitely saw things that weren't there! People with paranoid personality disorder bear grudges, are always suspicious, and confide in no one. Sound at all familiar?What's Wrong With Your Ex?
Usd $ 3,000 Amateur Super-star-picture Award
HOT NEWS Take the chance to win USD $ 3000 in great world wide AMATEUR SUPER-STAR-PICTURE AWARD everybody can participate !!! so take your best two pictures and have the chance to be a winner!! Start 11th of February 2007 End 30th of march 23:59 MEZ entrance and participation is free of charge
Your Daily Dose Of Gratitude
Your Daily Dose of Gratitude ---------------------------------------------------------- If you refuse to change your job (if you don't like it), the only sensible thing you can do is practice loving it every day. (Dr. Wayne Dyer) - ---------------------------------------------------------- In every crisis there is a message. Crises are nature's way of forcing change - breaking down old structures, shaking loose negative habits so that something new and better can take their place. (Susan Taylor) ---------------------------------------------------------- Soul exists only in this moment. Every moment, no matter what the conditions, offers opportunities to touch and experience life in a new way. Our egos, with their fears and desires, easily get trapped in the past and the future, but the power to change exists only in this moment. We don't need to know more or have more before we can live more deeply. We simply need to pay attenti
Melt Into Me
Feel me inside of you as I explore searching for more than ever before. Within the chambers of passion, saving the explosion for just the right moment. Crash into me and feel me feel you. Relax and let me take your mind on a never ending journey. I am that man, the one that is unique in my own special ways. The one for you. See into my eyes what Im feeling as we melt slowly into one instead of two. Melt with me. Melt into me.
For My Friends
Courtesy of have a great weekend Love from Holland
Read People, Read!
I swear if I have to answer another question that is CLEARLY ANSWERED right in my profile.. I'm going to smash something. Since the days when AOL chatrooms were the 'cool' thing to do online, this problem has existed. People dont bother to read the fabulous things we write about ourselves in our profiles. Which begs the question.. why bother? I dont know why we bother. For that one person that actually wants to get to know you I suppose. I read everyone's profile that I come across. The whole thing. Because I know that written things of this nature ARE MEANT TO BE READ. DUH! I state in my profile in several different ways that I am not only taken, but I am a mother.. yet people are always shocked by this.. WTF you blind bastards I have pictures of my flippin family in my album! AND I am sick to death of the lame statement that I look 'too hot' to me a mom.. or I look to young to have kids.. or any number of other lame statements. What does that mean anyway? Are all moms s
My Dominant Emotion
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at
Gonna Be A Bear!!!
In This life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!! Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!! If you're mama bear. Everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS your to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!!!! YUP, gonna be a bear!!!!
I Am Sooo Not A Pagan
You are a Noob Pagan You are brand new to Pagan community, let alone the craft! The movement between the veil makes you drunk, and the thought of being in a ritual gives you the vapors! Someday you may be able to walk around naked, but until then you'll be showering alone, thank you! Take this quiz at
!975 And 2005
1975: Long hair 2005: Longing for hair 1975: KEG 2005: EKG 1975: Acid rock 2005: Acid reflux 1975: Moving to California because it's cool 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1975: Seeds and stems 2005: Roughage 1975: Hoping for a BMW 2005: Hoping for a BM 1975: Going to a new, hip joint 2005: Receiving a new hip joint 1975: Rolling Stones 2005: Kidney Stones 1975: Being called into the principal's office 2005: Calling the principal's office 1975: Screw the system 2005: Upgrade the system 1975: Disco 2005: Costco 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975: Passing the drivers' test 2005: Passing the vision test 1975: Whatever 2005: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things..
Detaching With Love
Detaching with Love by Doreen Virtue Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were trying to call someone and the telephone did not work? Well, the current Mercury retrograde energy is creating communication issues along those lines. How ironic that Mercury went retrograde on Valentine’s Day in the emotionally sensitive time of Pisces. Communications within relationships may seem difficult or strained until the end of the month. You may notice people (including yourself) bickering or arguing more than usual. However, as irritating as Mercury retrograde can seem, it always brings blessings in disguise by allowing us to clear away anything that is out of integrity or steeped in lower energy. This is also a wonderful time to practice the spiritual art of detachment with love. Many lightworkers experience stress when people around them are not happy, because the mission of lightworkers is to help bring peace. So you may take it personally if your loved one is n
My Soulmate
provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at
Sure This May Offend But Fuckit I Found It Funny And Made Me Laugh
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ____________________________________________ 7) What is t
in just 1 week me and my best friend are having our girls weekend out!!! i cant wait we been planning this for months now and every other day something goes wrong evey one please pray it will all work out for us. that nd i am meeting a man i met on yahoo and i dont want that messed up
In Her Eyes
Looking into her eyes. I feel so safe. For once I am complete. Life seems so much better with her in it. She is the air I breathe in so many ways. Pureness. I love her. I look into those beautiful eyes and I believe in us. Our future can be so real. We give efoort at succeeding but never loving. It just comes so damn natural to us. We have something real. Those eyes see me for me. They dont judge. They look with so much love in them. I come undone. I become dreamy. In your eyes I get so lost. Everytime our eyes meet its like the first time all over again. All I need is to be the man I am in your eyes. You see the real me. The softness of my heart. You love it. I am safe with you. I am complete with you. You are my all.
Redneck Thoughts
We have enjoyed redneck jokes for years, but it's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorist threatening my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up, with tire irons, squirrel guns, and grit -- You might be a redneck if. . .. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God ... " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You bow your head when someone prays. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You treat American Veterans with great respect, and always have. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You've never burned an American flag.
Omg - My Gender
You are a MAN! You are a man. If you get this and you are a woman, you behave very similarly to a man... what's the story there? Take this quiz at
Willyou Add Your Name To This List?
A Night Of Passion
For two nights I have had some awesome dreams dreams that are so real that they next morning I am wet. I dreamed I was lying in bed with my back to the door. I had my silk gown on and nothing underneath. I snuggled under the covers and with thought of you on my mind I drifted off to sleep. In my dream someone entered the room. By this time i was facing the door and as I pecked I saw YOU take off your clothes and climb in my bed. I felt hands touch my body. Stroking my curves and gently removing my gown. I moan as the air from my fan touched my body. My nipples were so senseitive that when your mouth found them I let out a loud moan. I arched my back to feel your naked body touch my skin. My hands sought your skin. My hand reached down to cup you. I wanted to feel your need for me. I gently tugged on you and pulled you to me. As your kisses became more urgent my need for you grew. I needed you in me. I begged for you to take me NOW. I wanted to feel you i
Where Will I Get Laid
You will get laid online You will most likely get laid online. You enjoy the kinkiness (and convenience) of meeting someone online. Plus you don’t have to deal with the bar scene and are able to get what you want, when you want it. Take this quiz at
comment me............and become my friends i'll show some spicy photo...
Hi Girls
hi girls i'm mauro...i'm italian and i like sex...if you want i'm naked on webcam on i'm bisexual and i'd love to be seeen...if you want contact me i'll do everithing you want...
My Love Profile
Cancer - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person anyone knows You are a generous and devoted parter to whoever you fall in love with Your negative traits: Insecurity - you tend to need a huge amount of comforting from your partner You tend to be overly sensitive and easily hurt, which make loving you difficult It's difficult to predict your moods. One minute you're up - the next you're down. Your ideal partner: Someone equally sensitive, who wants to take time to get to know you deeply Dreams of an everlasting love - complete with marriage and a family Loves to take care of you. Being a good cook and masseuse doesn't hurt! Your dating style: Slow. You enjoy dates that last all day, with plenty of time to talk and get to know one another. Your seduction style: Quite tender and loving, once you are comfortable in
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Getting Stoned
Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot!
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Jacks' Blog
hello and welcome to my blog. how are you? i'm good. ok i don't really know what to put here, this is just a test. to test things out.
Dio Cane Wookie Fucker Take 2
Because I posted the same fuckin vid twice in the last one...
Philosophy ... Worldly Mind
WHAT IS 'TRUE LOVE' ... I respectfully begin the discussion with these observations, opinions and thoughts ... Let's face it ... "Love" is a "Spiritual event' of the Brain second to none ...and... that's the anxiety producing aspect. "Love" is not logical, not physical, not of this world. Not OF the world, but it is IN this world ... IN this world because it (love) is in our Brains (our Minds) and our Minds are OF this world, IN this world ... WE are here! No wonder we grow anxious, nervous, excited, fearful, eager ... and our pulses race when love is in our eyes ... There is an endless fundamental conflct taking place and we are a party to it ... in the middle of it. There is this physical world, people killing each other with no end in sight ... and then, there is "peaceful, tender Love" inside of "us" what an unlikely combination! Is there a Spirit World ... or just a World, World with "Spirts" in it ...??? Poetically speaking, I see 'neurological activity' ...
Well it is finally snowing yes first snow in Febuary. Started on Thursday and still going. Yes I know for some I'm strange but I love it. Got some great pic's of it, and still taking more. Oh ya I'm on heaven with the snow
Dio Cane - Wookie Fucker?
This is how Dio spends his time when he's not on CT - time I would spend masturbating personally. And... Say Hi to Dio here: Dio Cane - nel'inferno con i cazzoni del mondo@ CherryTAP
What's New With My Sc Site This Week
Ok, Today, this set will go up on here this link today: Wednesday this set went up and here's a sample pic and free preview link: I think last friday this set went up...not sure, it was either friday or this monday. Anyhow, here is the link to the free preview and a sample pic as well: Hope you enjoy! See you tuesday with a new set on the sites. XOXO, Aimeelynn
Let's See How Many Peeps Actually Do This
My Physical Survey Physical AppearanceHair ColorBlondeHieght5'1"GlassesSometimesShoe Size6-7Casual or FormalCasualLong or Short HairLongManicured or NaturalNaturalEye ColorBlueLet's get PhysicalLights on or OffOnBed or TableBedRomantic or WildRomanticRisky or SafeRiskyHugs or KissesKissesEars or NeckNeck !Walk fast or SlowFastDance or Tap FootDanceWalk or RideWalkStay in or Go OutDepends On The CompanySpontanious or PlannedLil' Of BothOrganized or FrazzledOrganizedEarly or LateLateTaken or SingleHjmmm ...not sure yetHigh Places or Well GroundedWell GroundedSwimming or SkiingSwimmingHiking or Beach StrollBeach StrollVertical or HorizontalHorizontalBath or ShowerShowerRoll-on or SprayRoll-OnHot or ColdHotTongue or LipsTongueType or WriteWriteRead or SingReadTalk or ListenListenOne of the Gang or OutsiderOutsiderLoud or QuiteQuiteSchool or WorkWorkSmoke or DrinkSmokeThanksgiving Dinner or Midnight SnackMidnight SnackNapkin or Hand TowelNapkinTheater or RentalsRentalsCandle lit Dinner
Silent Pulsebeat
I don’t know how You do it I feel your soul Dropping tears I sense you Holding on When your natural Instinct Tells you to run You opened up Let me in Now you have A terminal condition Of the heart Trusting this Is something real And so it goes It is time to show How strong you Truly are Is what you want What you feel?
Hey All
Hey everyone. Just wanted to say hey to anyone who actually reads this lol. this will be my place to vent if I need to so please don't take anything I say personal. By the way ncbodyman I LOVE YOU!
I'm About A Week Behind...
Hi everyone, I'm so behind on getting my notices out. But for those of you that look for new updates, I have the full lollipop set up on Dreamnet now. It was actually put up last weekend LOL. I'm just behind. Here ya go. I'll post the links to the new SC updates in just a bit. Here's the link to my sticky and sweet set ;) Sticky kisses, Me
Tomorrow Night's Wrestling Show!
This was late notice but I just got a call and was told that the matches have been signed and are posted! First Class Pro Wrestling Presents: Fatal February @ Jimmy's Country Place in Bushnell Main Event FCPW Champion Neil Faith VS Blade Walker FCPW Light Heavyweight Championship Match. Fatal 4 Way Kris Anderson vs. Jay Icon vs. Remix vs. Freestyle FCPW Interstate Title Match Champion Sgt. Hardcore VS Pretty Boy Lloyd Also appearing Nooie Lee, Victor Pain, The Green Baret, Big Men Express, Root of All Evil, Jayson Taylor, Ace Valvone, and many more FCPW stars. Doors open at 6:30pm matches start at 7:30pm TICKETS PRICES ARE AS FOLLOWS: ADULT $10 Ages 7 - 17 $5 7 AND UNDER ARE FREE FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL Kris Anderson at 352-502-1569
Still Drunk
So i had a great night out on my birthday! I had an hour n a half of sleep which means im still drunk. yay!:(
Thursday 2/23/07
Not much going on today, dad woke me up at 9 a.m. vacuuming the house (ugh lol) so I'm up and working on CT now lol,at noon be sure to tune into Crush FM and listen to Renee go live for the very first time! have a great day everyone.
New Email For My .net Site
Hi Everyone, I have a new email address for my site. If you have written to me with a question or anything and haven't received a response, please resend it to I lost all the email from my other addy. So sorry if yours was one of them! Hope you have a fantastic day! XOXO, Aimeelynn
Ok I Have Done It
ok guys thanks. I got the highest score in the sexiest milf contest.not sure if I won but.... a big thank-you to everyone who voted so I promised that if i won i would half the price of my website membership, so i have done it. as from today for a month its now half price. hope you all enjoy guys and girls see you in there hugs caby xxx
A New Weight-loss Program
Subject: A Successful Weight Loss Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs., as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
Positive Thinking Is Strength
The power of focus Thousands of possibilities stream past you every day. You cannot possibly connect with, or even take notice of, most of those possibilities. So which ones do you see, and which ones are you able to fulfill? The possibilities you'll connect with are the ones that most closely align with your thoughts and your actions. Your thoughts have an incredibly powerful influence on your life, but not because those thoughts cause anything to happen on their own. Rather, certain specific thoughts enable you to tap into, and to successfully follow, certain specific possibilities. The life of your dreams is manifested not by calling upon some dark and mysterious secret power. Your dreams will be fulfilled when you tune in to and align the substance of your life with those dreams. Somewhere, in some form, every thing, every experience, every circumstance you can imagine already exists in some form or other. By focusing the energy of your life on your dream, you'll
Over It
I'm over your lies and I'm over your games. I'm over you asking me When you know I'm not okay. You call me and I... And I pick up the phone. And though you've been telling me, I know you're not alone. Oh and that's why Your eyes... I'm over it. You're smile... I'm over it. Realized... I'm over it, I'm over it, I'm over... Wanting you to be wanting me. No, that ain't no way to be. How I feel. Read my lips. Because I'm so over... (I'm sorry) [ these lyrics found on ] Moving on It is my time. You never were a friend of mine. Hurt at first a little bit But now I'm so over So over it. I'm so over it... Wanting you to be wanting me. No, that ain't no way to be. How I feel. Read my lips. Because I'm so over it. Moving on It is my time You never were a friend of mine Hurt at first a little bit Now I'm so over So over it.
Still Trying
I don't have much time today I have to clean up the house. You see we have someone coming to do a second viewing on the house yay!!! This is good because why else would you want to see it twice unless you were serious about it right? Just keep your fingers crossed that they give a good bid please. I'll keep you all updated as this progresses. Well I'm off to clean up the house everyone have a good day and try to be a tad good. Love Stace
I'm So Excited
Oh I walked outside the hospital this morning about 630am and the greatest site met my eyes, the sunrise!!! Now why would that excite me so very much??? BECAUSE it has been dark dark dark here, not to mention cold cold cold and today was a sign of SPRING being right around the corner, a few weeks away!!! Yeah so it's the little things that make me happy.;-) I will be much nicer to people when I feel warmth and sun again I promise. Have a great day!
I'm In A Contest ... Best Princess
I am in the best Princess contest, and at the moment i am getting my ass kicked by Kim Il Sung, whats all that about? i admit he has crazy good looks and great hair, but i think i can take the Pepsi challenge with him, i have my own dark brooding looks and charms, so please vote for me. Rob i am used to winning all the elections, this idea of not been able to rig the voting is crazy shit.
Oh, To Be A Blobel!
CherryTap is wierd. Most people seem to be located in the US, Canada, Australia and similarly far off places, which means they are in completely different time zones than I am. At log on time everyone is saying 'good night' and at the end of my day it's 'good morning'! Very confusing... It's a bit like that 80s film with Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer where he turns into a wolf at night and she is an hawke by day, so they can never be together. It's just wierd.
so havent been on much, sick and got alot going on trying to plan this move on the fly. thinking about yall and miss you guys!! hopefully will be able to find some time soon to catch up with yall.
Jock In Trouble
Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!" Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck. Jock prays again: "Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!" Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God Himself thunders: "Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!"
I Have Learned....
That I CANNOT handle Jager Bombs. That is all. xxx
I'm Keeping My Fork
>There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and >had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in >order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss >certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted >sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit >she wanted to be buried in. > >Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the >young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's >one more thing," she said excitedly. > >"What's that?" came the pastor's reply. > >"This is very important," the young woman continued. >"I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." > >The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. > >"That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. > >"Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. > >Th
Get To Know My Rant.
I am a private person, I am not shy however I am not overly outgoing. I am here on Cherry tap to make friends see some kick ass graphics Liston to some music and have a good time ,some of my friends are and have been with me though the my space bull, viruses hacking basic crap that comes with my space, same same same...anyone from my space knows just what I am saying.I AM NOT WRITING THIS FOR YOU TO FEEL BAD FOR ME, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, A few years back I lost a child he was two years old he fell into a swimming pool,for three days and two nights I stayed at his bed side in the hospital watching a huge machine breath for him and all the while ,hoping and wishing for the best that maybe he would come out of it, but that never happened, he lost his fight and so my girlfriend and I made one of the hardest dictions that anyone has to make, we took him off life support, I held him in my arms as he left this fucked up world he grew cold and lifeless and a huge part of me left too,
"rant Mode On"
! One: Put so much crap on their profile that it is difficult to read, rate, or comment, and sometimes just crashes browsers and/or computers all together. It's called a stash, you get points for it, use it! Two: Throwing a giant fit and leaving. That's so middle school. Three: Having "rate me" and such in your username. Well, duh, it's CherryTap. Rating is what we do! But I bet no one would have thought of it if you had not reminded them! Four: Put private pictures in the middle of public folders. Your viewers can SEE the thumbnail, but we click on it and it says, "Sorry, this is private!" and you're stuck going back to the original gallery. I personally just close it and find someone else to rate. Five: Post/Repost bulletins that say, "Repost this or get off my friends list!". Fucking hell. I delete everyone who post those, even friends I talk to on a regular basis. I'm not here to be threatened! I accept just about every friend request, so I probably won't miss y
I'm sorry for last night,but what did I really do ? I caught you screaming and freaking at me, then you hit my shoulder with the fucking phone book too. I had to put some ice on it to take away the pain. Then you made it sound like I'm the reason your going fucking insane. I don't know how to cope, I'm at the end of my rope, but sometimes it feels like if you hit me again I should lose control. Go off the fucking deep end. I should hit you back, each time you hit me, like self defense. All I need is someone, not just a reason to leave cause my reason is I'm sick of this shit. Then you talk about shit like having your wrists slit.I've had jobs on and off for years, one day hoping to get away from all this, why do I take this shit and stay here?
This Is Just The Internet
Hope You All Have A Great Day And Weekend..~
So My Birthdays Coming....
Not just any Birthday but my 40th. Another Milestone. Until about 2 days ago I was not really looking forward to it. I mean, Damn where the Hell did 10 years go?!?!?!? I'm not Rich and Famous like I had Hoped; then again I sure no one is. I'm not gonna Retire early and move to some Tropical Island. Then it finally dawned on me, considering the Life Expectancey for Black Males in my Generation, which was 18-25 yrs. during the mid 80's early 90's, I'm Kicking Ass! I have the Great Wife in the World, I have a Daughter I only feel like killing sometimes, I'm in Good Health and I've got some truly Awesome Friends. So what the Hell, why be Depressed about it. I earn these years, so I'm gonna PARTY!!!! And everyone is Invited to join in. By now I sure you've seen the flood of announcements about my Stash being Updated, sorry about that but I found a couple of videos I had been looking for and then just went kinda Nuts!! So feel free to enjoy the videos and rate them; Hell even leave a
Yet Another Crazy Fucked Up Dream..
this dream evolved three friends here on Cherry Tap and myself... Mmmark, Smokey hazel ice, and Ezra. Poor Hazel.. you're dead in this one, buddy. Trying to recall this dream is a bit hard.. but i do know the entire dream was in a movie trailer.. Because I'm sitting on the couch and watching it on T.V. o.- The couple in this story..was Ezra and Mmmark. They moved into this house that had been abandoned before them.. the last people who lived there went crazy because of some unnamed person. Well Mmmark and Ezra check out this house, and nothing seems particularly wrong with it.. the only thing about it is a stain on the ceiling in the kitchen. They consider it nothing, and move on upstairs.. up stairs in the study was this.. giant pool of blood... and this place is right above the kitchen. Before they turn around and run back downstairs to get shit to clean it up, Hazel stops them in the doorway... and he is like.. demented. he claims he made such a 'mess'. Mark and Ezra
Fuck It
By now i should have been somwhere or gone to school, or fixed my hair back down tell it to someone else who gives a shit and needs your help cause i found what i needed and i don't need you to tell me how you feel and if i fall you are not the one that has to cope and deal all my problems are for me my god look at his tattoos and those earrings he could never get a good job go home and beat your kids so they don't turn out as bad as me i don't need your eyes to see i will be what i will be stop coming around cause you bother me stupid mutherfucker pull your head out your ass and see what don't you get, was i stuttering i don't need to take your shit get away from me
Boredom = Quizzies!
Your Celebrity Boob Twin: Anna Nicole SmithWho's Your Celebrity Boob Twin? Guys Like That You're Fun You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You? The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Are You? Your Beauty Element is Air You're quirky, fresh, and fashionable in a surprising way. You have a beauty that's all your own, and it changes as quickly as the wind! What's Your Beauty
Will You???
I saw you in a dream,so real yet not,do i dare touch,fearing to be caught,will u disappear?can i read wot ur thinkin?your thawts your deeds your thinkin?can i touch you,can i feel you?or will you disappear?do you feel me,do you see me?or will you disappear?can u feel my tears,can u hear me calling?can you feel my touch?or will u disappear?fade into a dream as shadows on a wall,whispers in the night 2 aafraid 2 call,can you hear me tell you ill love you all my life,or will u disappear?angry words are spoken,upsettin tears and strife,can u feel me wanting,lying in your arms savin me from all harm,will this all become real..............or will you disappear??
Started with a tiny flirt, a smile it did bring, you have always been there. when storm clouds unleash the rain, you are so easy to talk to, I have told you everything, all my hopes and wises, all my fears and pains, you say that you love me, I believe it's true, We have plans for our forever, I gave my heart to you, we promised to find a way, to always make it through, nomatter what life holds, I'll face it all with you, I will love and trust you, give you my everything, but before we take the next step, there is something I need to know, Is your love for me real, or are you just... Pretending?? Music Video Codes By Music
Hey All!!!!
Have a Great Weekend!!! :-)Stay naked!!!!
Only Read If You Can Bare With Whats Inside Of My Eyes
I have so much pain that i hide away. I dont want to let anyone know. They ask why not i say its because you will feel pitty and look at me as if I was a weak little gurl. Thats not what I am. Ive been through so much and grew up so fast.If i could just reveal and scream of everything that has happened to me. would you still look at me the same. What if i told you i was beaten to a bloody pulse all cuz i washed the dishes wrong, watched the wrong tv station, said i love you the wrong way. Life is full of horrible things people dont see everyday. Im not crying out for your pitty im crying out to help others and let them know they are not alone. Did you know of a gurl that got raped? and now they look at you like ur worthless and disgusting.Have you ever trusted your mother so much but in return she sold your body for her drug habbit. I hate anyone that uses my body fills up in a rage. When i see i go insane i black out i go crazy and when i wake i feel horrible for what i have done. lif
I've lost hope... I quit. 4 days till my flight and she has still not called written or reached me in any way. I suppose I should have known better. I know most love is blind and I must be Ray Charles. today is the day. If I hear nothing I cancel my flight. Jesus Fucking Christ!! I did not want it like this. Fuck.
Its Me
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3363952. If you get one too, I'll reply.
This Is For All My Friends And Fans To Read Thanks
mass message, it goes to all. im sending to you due to the fact i made a mistake and i should not have. a few days ago i made the note that i was leaving cherry rock lounge. i did on my own free will. however i ended up getting banded the the process. well i had really pissed some peeps off that day and just about lost a few friends. i was in the process of deleting people, when i said fuck it. i will just hid for a few days, then go back and explain my story. for one im sorry that all this happend. i had been really ticked that day, and im one that can hold it in for so long and then i snap. if i snaped at you im truely sorry. the ones that i just about lost all friendship with know who they are i talked to them first. i promised a few i would write an apology. i feel the need to as well. cherry rock lounge is the best on ct. i know by what i did they lost a few members. im asking you now to forgive me for what i did, i didnt mean to take things out on you or others. please forg
Prayer Request
Matthew 21:21 “Jesus answered and said...if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.” When a nation loses its ability to discern morality, it embarks on a slippery slope toward self-destruction. When a nation turns its back on the commands of God, He will say, “That’s the last step. I wash My hands. You asked for it. You got it.” America is in a crisis and unless we have a moral rebirth, we will join the graveyard of the nations. It’s time to wake up. Time is passing. It’s time to look up. Jesus is coming. It’s time to sober up. Satan is working. It’s time to pray up. Mountains need moving. Ask the Lord to heal our land, forgiving the iniquities of the wicked by bringing salvation to their souls. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE just pray!
Poem; Stormy Seas
STORMY SEAS Rough, angry, and stormy seas Ones where ships should never be Tremendous waves and blowing gales Breaking hulls and tearing sails Why would ships wander on such a night When hurricane winds blow with such might Crashing waves and driven rain Taking lives and causing pain (2-17-88) Sharp, dark, and jagged rocks Taking lives like a leper's pox Spliting wood and crushing hull Cackling like a dead man's skull Try as you might you cannot flee The suffocation of the cold sea so among the gasps and the groans Say "HELLO" to Davey Jones (2-23-07) James L. Gardner
few weeks ago on a friday, i was playin the lottery, keno at a local pub. where i go to get a beer an burger, its my friday thing. thinkin, ok its goin to cost me 20bucks on keno an 10bucks to eat, thinkin ill prob going to win if im lucky 5-10bucks back. its fun the keno. anyway make a long story short. the 20bucks turned in to $2201.00 that i won. let me tell you it was a BIG help, helped me get out of a few jams i was in an help me get a few things i needed. still playin keno, hopein to win again. i could win anywhere from 1,100 to 11,000(hopin someday to win the big won.) i am no way addited to gambling or anyway liek that. its my entertainment for the the friday night, or more afternoon. never was or still not in to the pub thing. and when it comes to gambling, i know my limit.
Need Help With Cherrytap
how 2 hooking my profile up? im new with cherrytap ...
You Know, Crow Tastes Just Like Foot
Good Morning and how are you?... I am ok myself. Sort of still licking my wounds after being a bad boy last night. You know you would think I would not like the taste of my own foot… But apparently just ever so often I have to re-enter it into my mouth just to make sure I remember the taste of it. It all started out, I am thinking you want to hear this because I am telling you, but just sit tight and I do not need judging because I already was and made up for it but crow does not always taste good. Especially the foot version of it. So it all started out two nights ago. Mandy emailed me that she did not want her mother or I to be mad at her and she apologized, but she was caught cheating on a test and failed it. No problem… Apparently the test was in Spanish and it was her first year in Spanish and taking it in the 12th grade sucks, taking Spanish in any grade sucks… but as a senior to many things are going on, and Spanish is not one of them. Plus I have other issues on learning foreig
Happy Land
We had our rough times , but that was the past. You bring it up everytime we talk. I look you into your eyes and tell you that it doesn't matter anymore. I love you and you love me. You say you have a surprise. I ask you what it is. You say close your eyes. All the sudden my worries are gone. No more tears, no more saddness. I ask you where I am, you tell me Happy Land. My eyes start opening, hoping all the happyness doesnt dissappear. My happiness stays and your still here.
Tweeking I'am screaming loud. No one is listening. Can't take the crowd. My eyes are blistering. My wrist are pouring with blood. This body of mine is shutting down. These eyes of mine are in a flood. Please turn My frown. Crying from all this pain. My mind is no longer here. I can't remember my name, and yet no one can hear. Heidi Dawn Vey Copyright ©2007 Heidi Dawn Vey
It Has Snowed Again
so i am home from me out guys...keep me entertained
Ill try to keep this short, I know I can be a lil long winded sometimes, just get something in my head, an I go on an on..... Well its lil after 6am an im still awake. normally that nothing new, since I work midnights and normally be getting home in the next 30/45mins. But I was off last night, slept some, watched tv an was on here...u know the normal stuff you cant do when u cant sleep. At work I joke w/the ppl I work w/ that "im getting to old for this shit" is not the job I do that im getting to old for or what ever, it’s the working over night shit. Im not as young as I ues's to me (old country music song w/a line in it that says..."on the backside of 30 an knocking on 40s door) I im the process of working on getting a new job that will prob have me work afternoons, which is cool, that I can do. But im also (slowly) in the process of some life changes. Life changes you ask? What are they? Well in a nut shell, it all happened about 28mths ago, w/the birth of my daughter
Post Secret
This is a pretty cool community art project. Maybe every one knows about it by now but in case you've never heard of it, go check it out!
Who Is Wet_lips? (me)
I just want to put this out there first...I am a normal woman. I am an exhibitionist. I am a college graduate. I love my family and friends and my 2 dogs (I have no kids-yet.) I've never been married. I have a regular job. I love literature, art, things that tell a story. I love to cook and enjoy fitness. I love being outside in nature. I am single and usually tend to be shy when with a man. (I have yet to be with a woman, although I dream about it daily lol) I long to be with someone I can open up to and completely be my naughty self with. I love working as a cam performer because it gives me the freedom to explore and to let loose. For example, I get to talk dirty, which I"m still too shy to do face to face, but on the phone, or in front of the cam, is just fine hehe In fact, it's QUITE the TURNON!!!! I get to meet different people, much like we do on here or any other social site. The only difference is, yes, I do get some money for it. Obviously though, I'm not rolli
My Comment For Today...
gd mrnn my loves..decided to make ya'll a comment this mrnn..hope you like it...have a great day today...and try to stay out of trouble if gonna try but not gonna lots of love and hugs as always angel
My 1st One
hi im new to this site im fed up with my space this is much better seems more funi need 15 more points can any 1 give me some pointers and help me threw thanks x
February 23, 2007: Wagwan
Bastardization of "What's going on?" Wagwan my brotha
Staying Alive
I was once in this reserve (which will remain nameless) to realign a satellite dish. I stayed at the lodge that was the only one available. Ay about 11pm I hear people talking outdoors from my room. It sounded like 2 guys and a girl. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but the seemed to have a very lengthy conversation. I was the only person staying in the lodge, so it was a lot like a scene from 'The Shining'. I shut off the light to the hallway and snuck to each room to see if I could see anything out of the windows of each lodge room. I was too dark. My room was the last room at the end of the hall. I slowly made my way to the lobby and then into another hallway , which led to a room containing a mechanics/carpenters/plumberls work bench. Then I heard someone crawling through a window that wasn't locked. I grabbed a 2x4, but then I realized 'this guy could have a nail gun for all I know', so I made my way to the closest room which gave me a limited view of the lobby
seriously this site is full of old cunts crying to the owner when someone stands up to them and having the person deleted............ 1. the owner is obviously a faggot 2. these gangs of fucking old cunts are sexual predators that prey on unsuspecting females because they have never been the subject of attention 3. they cry when someone standsup to them 4. anyone wanna pay these cunts a visit and give them a beating for me?? go on i dare ya
Red Head Contest
Ok, My Cherry Babies, I need some help here! This will be the last contest I go into.....send me out with a blast or bang or what ever it is called......Having a brain moment, no wait a almost senior moment! lol anyway (trying to be funny) Please help....Click on the pic and just bomb the h--- of me.......Please!!!! thanks Hugs and Love M'Lady Tina
He He He He
a desperate calling a primal need a mans desire a simple wish a heartfelt whisper a begining to an end a shoulder to cry on a soft kiss a simple caress a new desire an awakening of passion a dawning of feeling an exploration of senses a virgin to the prey an innocence given a pleasure in delight a rapture so sweet a memory never forgotten
Hellp The Dog
like an amber nectar you taste so sweet a white hot heat overcomes me a longing to have you near to be with and to hold to taste your sweet lips to feel your arms around me to be an object of your desire to do as im told just for you to know what u think before u think it to know what you want before u want it i could be your everything a toy to be played with as you see fit a slave to your desires a subserviant living for you and obeying every command a simple kiss a tender caress a sheer delighting in you of tasting you of needing you of wanting you i lay it here and now my soul layed out to do as you please
My Letter To Sean....
dear sean, its been three months since you left...& i wont lie to you...this has been the hardest days of my life. i missed you the very second you walked towards the bus. i wanted nothing more than to call you back to with tears running down my face i forced a smile on my face because i knew you would turn around to wave once you got on the bus. i didnt want you to know how much i was hurting with each step you took. i had to stop myself from following the bus out of the parking lot....i felt my heart breaking & thats when i broke down for the first time. i drove myself home...& went straight to bed. i was hoping to find some solice there but all i found was that our bed was now just mine...& that it was far too big for just me. the tears came rushing back as i hugged your pillow. my mom called me about an hour after i had gotten home...asking me to come over & spend some time with the family. so there i was at my parent's house surrounded by family yet feeling so alone. th
*Sadden* So- I am the biggest Arizona girl ever! Yes- I've lived off and on in Arizona. I've lived in several states, such as: California, Nevada, Missouri, & New York. Sunday February 25, 2007 at 4:00 A.M. Is the day my husband and I no longer live in AZ. We're driving all the way to Antioch, TN. To buy a house and have a great life! He has family out there. His mother and step-father. I on the other hand have no one. Except for my family 7-hours away in MO. Scared? Yes- Definitly! I know- no one! But hopefully I need some cool friends. Just someone to hang out with. If you live in Tennessee- Then let me know! Much Love- T'Kayla Ayanna
 Another Name If I summon your name will you heed my cry to you? If I Plea in distress will you embrace me? Will you be here in the morning when all else is bleached from the night before? If this fantasy were more than muted black and white, I would have you here by my side. Another name for sadistic drifting is but a rose in a wilted garden. A thorn on the side of victimized soul that makes babe cry till morning aerial. It’s summertime and I am here hibernating without you. Would but your words be gospel and I could stroke your body with the hands of a seasoned lover? I would not shelter from you not the truth of skins. But brittle bones that once held youth with a civilized crimson rose. Another name is sacrilegious enchantment of imps flirting in the garden path. Naked thighs clashing with bare bottoms and the hands of youth savouring erotic matters. I laughed than in eupho
Ripping Down The Road
I took a trip out to Oxford House, God's Lake Narrow's and God's River. I went with 3 other technicians and a technical consultant, in two seperate vehicles. I drove the Suburban and the consultant drove a jeep. This trip was in the span of about a 2 weeks. The roads aren't cement either. Winter roads are the only option in reaching remote communities as apposed to flying in warm weather. Some of these reservations can only be accessed by an airline or winter roads, when lakes and rivers freeze over. The winter roads are alot like a dirt course, with hills, sharp curves, so taking anythin other than a truck meant, your vehicle would either get stuck or suffer alot of damage. Rough roads are pretty much a norm to me since I've been driving them since I was 15. We headed up the no. 6 hwy until we came to the Norway House junction and headed to Norway House. We've only passed by it along the way and headed east towards God's Lake Narrow's to stay at Healy's Lodge, which is a nice
Some Quotes
"Ninety-Nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion."- Thornton Niven Wilder "I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception." "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." "One day i shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." ---[Julius Henry] Marx, "The Groucho Letters" (1967) "Time never stops, the future is only determined by that which was in the past and that what is present. So who are we to trap & tell time by our inferior clocks & sundials? The present fails to tell anything fully about the future. The present is nothing more than what the past makes it. And the present is a point, just passed."- Anonymous
Need Hot Horny Sexy Ladies
i m santan and want to say im tired of fake women i love to eat pussy and fuck if ur intrested im at lets caht
If I Was Yours...
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine w
Someday soon the ignorance and greed in this world are going to make us reform to the instinct of the primitive evolutions that brought us into being. Some people are so oblivious that it really makes me wonder why we consider mentaly disabled people "retards", and the fact is that the greedy are going to feed off of those oblivious people. No matter the score the traits are always the same. Of course theres always the neutral approach, to just try your best not to participate. But once the greedy become unstoppable, you'll be forced to be the hunter or the hunted.
To Day Is A Good Day
Courtesy of Today is a good day , i can feel it in my bones. Ive woken up after a good nights sleep .. My bust are'nt as bad as they've been .. the sun is shining ... and i feel good xx
Thanks November,,,,,,
SHE walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that 's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! ~George Gordon Byron, Lord Byron. 1788–1824~
Stand Up Comedy
Hows everbody doing??? Ah thats good... You know when your going down the stairs you get to the last part thinking theres another step and booom your foot slams down all awkward. Thats how i feel.... I feel like i should be stepping on something... How ya doin??? I ask everyone that at my job.. I'm a chef that cooks in front of people so i have to make conversation or else they get bored... but sometimes the customers do all the work for me... I had this one kid... he looked at me intesely and said in his little high pitch voice "HEY YOU WANNA?!?!?! NO!!!!" He did that for about 3 minutes..."HEY YOU WANNA?!?! NO!!!!" Freeeaaaaaakkkeeed me the fuck out! I thought maybe he was going to ask me to disney land.. to kill me! Whats weirder is that In between that he kept asking his mom something and tugging on her shirt, but she just kept telling him to talk to me... So finally he gets some courage.. "HEEEEEEYYOOOOUWANNAHEARAFUNNYJOKE?!?!?!" "Umm what?" "YOOOOUWANNAHEARAFUNNYJOKE?!?!?!" Fina
I Can't Sleep
It's lame. idk I guess i'll just stay up all night probably. Insomnia's a bitch lol
Tell Me Something About You!
TEN Favorites 01. show - COPS 02. flower- what? 03. color - blue 04. sport - boxing 05. mall - damn a mall! 06. Music - triple six mafia 07. Food - chicken 08. hour - happy hour 10. state - florida TEN Facts 01. hometown – lynchburg 02. hair color -black 03. hair length - short 04. hair style – i dont know what it is, but im bout to cut it tho 05. eye color – brown 06. shoe size - 9 07. mood - nonchalant, others might say i just dont give a damn 08. Smell - 212 09. Available - sure...why not 10. lefty/righty - right TEN Facts about your Love Life 01. have you ever been in love -no 02. do you believe in love - no 03. why did your last relationship fail - we were together for bout 1 of the 4 1/2 years we was together. and during that time, i was in dc, with ah whole lotta boxes. it aint nothin to brag about, but im just answerin the question. 04. have you ever been heartbroken - no 05. have you ever broken someone's heart - no 06. have you ever fallen for
I Got Choked By A Stripper.
Yup that's right, I put my money up on the sniff bar, she grabbed my hair pulled my head back and choked the shit out of me... I must say I avidly enjoyed it, and wanted to get beat up a bit more, unfortunately I'm sitting here alone kinda drunk, and want nothing more than to get attacked by a girl, and choked some more... It was delicious. If your'e bored drop me a line, shout at me or get ahold of me on AIM: Dismay36, or Yahoo: Gazoo_37 Peace.
My Partner... My Friend... Pain...
My Partner... My Friend... Pain... Sitting alone in a world of silence watching the day pass by... no one to talk to... no one there to wipe away my tears... & no one there to comfort me & tell me all will be ok... Alone in a world of utter silence... no one to hear my cries of agony... my cries of sorrow & pain never ending... Wondering if I'll ever wake... feels as if its all a dream... sitting... waiting... hoping... one day I'll wake to find myself in a world of laughter & love... I sit & beg for the end to come... as my heart slips away & the tears slowly dry... & the laughter fades to deafening silence... I've grown used to the silence... I've welcomed the monster people call... "Pain" ... I wrap him in my arms... holding him close & never letting go... knowing this is the only companion I'll ever have or ever know... He wraps me in his arms holding me ever so tightly... loving me the only way he can... keeping me close never letting me go... & even
Shine on me this life long of guilt with sadness again my life must be rebuilt shattered hope I cannot go on because of my fear of the unknown I will ask, "Will you wait on me?" nobody knows what my eyes cant see im so lost everything is lost broken thoughts whispering spoken words of blasphemy watch me cry, watch me die i cant do nothing but let out a sigh I just dont know anymore if I can survive when I think about you I feel a peice of me die go on with your life dont think of me anymore I wont think of you anymore
Deicide Bible Basher
Bible Basher lyrics Artist - Deicide Album - The Best Of Deicide Lyrics - Bible Basher Holy one unsung, you are the scum of his philosophy Will you ever learn that it is god who is the enemy? Step across our line from the divine and twisted beaten path Spewing forth in bullshit to your final fatal bleeding gasp What you have to say about your lord don't mean a thing to me Bash you fucking head in with the book of his insanitiy Bible Basher Bible Basher Bible Basher Bible Basher Bible Basher Bible Basher Bible Basher Who is your god? Ram your religion so far up your ass Till it becomes just a thing of the past Trample the cross and you cave into hate Bible basher I'm destroying your faith Blasphemous and vicious as I'm ripping you from head to toe There are those who wish you'd leave them the fuck alone In your face I spit to contradict your lord's integrity Time to admit, you are swimming in fantasy In a fit of rate, Satanic ways you will be crucified Bo
I Miss You...
I Miss You .... As I gaze into the star filled night sky ... I picture you smiling at me as you say you love me ... I hear your laughter in my ear as if you where right next to me ... I feel the gentleness of your touch as you draw me near ... When I close my eyes ... I can feel your body pressed tightly to mine ... I feel your arms wrap around me ... protecting me ... loving me ... & for the moment ... being one with me ... I miss you ... I remember waking up in the middle of the night... reaching out for you... making sure you were still there... I miss you... Remembering the feel of your lips pressed to mine... our naked bodies pressed closely to one another... I miss you... Going to sleep in your arms... only to wake up in your arms or just laying next to you... I miss you... If I close my eyes and want it bad enough... I can almost smell your cologne in the air... I miss you... I sometimes wake to the sound of your voice... only to realize you're
Empty Inside
once again in your room by yourself you reach for your box on top of the shelf there you find all rolled up inside the broken razor you use all the time a tear rolls down as you sigh in relief you think it helps but its your warped beliefs farther you push, its real bloody now you stand up distorted as your search for a towel you dream short dreams of memories forgot unaware that you have hit a vital spot
the love i feel fades away some things just havnt changed deceived by my eyes i cant never feel the same these feelings fade from sight deceptions rule my world your heart beats on not knowing my love is gone deceptions rule my world
Brighter Than The Sun
i seen you crying, my love, shedding tears of nothing wasting away because he wants you to, not with me i feel all your hope as it dies away from everlasting to everlasting the skies melt today you never seen the sunshine, it hides its view from you my heart is torn to peices because i saw your heart die, i seen you fall apart i put you back together, i place your heart in my hand if you never wake up will your mind dream of me? let my face and voice comfort you ill sooth you with a touch, ease every ounce of pain did you feel my life fade away? did you feel me sink into nothing, its because of you i pray i followed you into the unknown you satisfied my being i laugh and smile now things ive havnt done in awhile you complete me, i have no more demise there is no more reason to hurt no more reasons to cry, here I am! touching your face, kiss your tears goodbye how can this be that i feel renewed? ive never felt like this before i shine brighter than the sun is this
Acts Of Shame
nowhere to place the blame for my wretched life i will never forget you for these acts of betrayal these dark thoughts invade my mind left alone left alone to hurt i will never forget you for these acts of shame left alone to take the blame
Lost Insanity
the sign from you is nothing anymore, theres no more smiles you feel so lost, so alone in this world thats so cold if only there would be peace but it your world it doesnt exsist your mind swirls as life leaves you, feeling so calm for once with open eyes you slowly fade away, your thoughts screaming you begin to shake being overtaken by the end in this world thats so cold will anyone help you? save you from being broken? you feel so trapped with no way out, lost insanity you cannot understand these feelings, how do you live? what have you become? why do you do these things? these answers are not clear but in the end they will not go unanswered
This Is To My Friend
u mean the world to me..friendship and trust..angel
Deicide Blame It On God
God is the reason we live in dismay It is his will that this world's suffering If we do not believe what you foretell We can expect afterlife will be hell You are the one, who killed his own son We are the ones, you're blaming it on Lust was created beginning with hymn When we indulge we are guilty of sin Torture our lives with confusion and lies Mass contradiction, Religious facades BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!LIAR Lord of salvation keep looking away It is your will that this world goes astray Take us each day from this place you unworthed Unfulfilled promise of heaven on earth You are the one, who killed you're own son We are the ones, your hatred is on Children are dying and this you're content Where is your profit in what you have left No intervention from angels above God is the reason that Satan lives on BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LIAR
Musik 2
"Rose Of The Devil's Garden" There is a rose in the Devil's garden In shadow it grows alone Many things are dangerous now In this garden we call home Be careful as you make your way Some things are poison to the touch You've spent your life here in this place You long to run away so much [Chorus:] My love it is a black rose (my love it is a black rose) Held out to you by the hand of fate (held by the hand of fate now) And as this dark romance grows... It's not from the sun, but the starlight that's so far away Above the Devil's garden The fertile soil of poisoned hearts Fed by tears and nighttime rain Under Transylvanian moon Grows the flower bred from pain Death is pure - life is not So ask yourself, what do you want? As for me, well I want you So pick the black rose and let its thorns cut you [Chorus]
Musik 1
"Santa Carla Twilight" Watch the moonrise tonight The ocean looms past bonfires alight I am a stranger in this place And when I see you, I can't turn away Under this beach lie pirate bones We stand above them, at long last alone There's something different in your heart You're not afraid of the darkness within us all And we kiss, in the Santa Carla twilight On the beach, under a Santa Carla moon I am lost - but I've found you in my arms And my heart is blacker than the dark ocean Eternity... belongs to us Eternally... lasts our love If you want forever close your eyes and surrender to me Just remember today was the last that you'll ever see the sun In Santa Carla Hear the song of night tide It's been ages since I felt this alive At long last I've found you and it ends The loneliness we feel that they could never understand And in this land beyond the dusk A consummation of unholy love Between two children of the night As all time dissolves into a cr
Deicide Bastard Of Christ
Bastard of the cross relentlessly Strike fear preaching of his coming here Scriptures, twisted words to provocate Rapture from the lord your gods' so great BASTARDS OF CHRIST - DIE!!!! He fucked himself to save you - put to death, masochist For this his words berate truth - agonized, prophecized Revive the book of fiction - blasphemy, gluttony, to decieve you and me In battled disposition - hang the bitch on the cross Entitled his conviction - blasphemous, lunatic Your heart is full of hatred - BASTARDS DIE, FUCK YOUR CHRIST, WILL SURVIVE, KILL YOURSELF......DIE!!!!!! Bastard, for your god you compromise Do without, search the truth you'll never find Scriptures offer little to relate Laughter from the lord into your face BASTARDS OF CHRIST - DIE!!!! You think your god will save who - I will see, just believe You fool, not true, no thank you - enemy of the cross His word installs deception - pray to god, not for me, for yourself, soon you'll see You'll die for yo
"In The Orchard" Under the evening stars i walk The smell of cool, damp earth beneath my feet On a summer night, In the Orchard My car is parked down, side of the road Over the mountains, the red moon glows Soon the summer will be over, In the Orchard I've been to this place so many times Down roads and rows of dreams in my mind I'm walking through the trees, In the Orchard Still I see it, when I close my eyes When sleep's about to come after a restless night I go there in my dreams, Back to the Orchard The seasons of my lofe, I watched them pass The blossomes of spring fall, leaving only winter's naked branch I remember you and me, In the Orchard As the days of youth, slip farther from my grasp Still it haunts me, like a song i cant forget And now frost covers the ground, In the Orchard And when the spark of life is almost gone The seasons slow then stop, and I'll see spring no more It calls me into forever, In the Orchard The seasons of my life,
Idk What I Am Doin
wow i am so confused on how all this works...
Calling Mine Poem
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
Mercury Retrograde 2007
Mercury Retrograde Dates for 2007 February 14, 2007 - March 8, 2007 Mercury begins its retrograde period at 10° Pisces and continues its backward motion to 25° Aquarius when it goes direct on the 8th of March 2007. June 15, 2007 to July 10, 2007 Mercury begins this retrograde period at 11° Cancer on Friday June 15th and continues its’ retrograde motion until Tuesday July 10 when it turns direct at 2° Cancer. October 12th, 2007 - November 2, 2007 Mercury goes retrograde at 9° Scorpio on Friday October 12 and continues its retrograde cycle until it goes direct on Friday November 2 at 23° Libra. Call 770-587-1910 or e-mail for more information Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens. A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. This phenomenon occurs by the planetary motion created by the earth, with relation
Butt Trumpet Again
Classic Asshole lyrics Plastic people with plastic lives They think they're so civilized I think that they're full of shit They can suck my fucking dick Who cut your hair? Where'd you get those shoes? I think I'm gonna puke So-called artists hang at Copymat Duplicating each other's crap Virgins sing about sex We stole this song from X Wanna be a star With my new guitar I'm gonna throw up Don't know why I feel this way I think I just need to get laid This band sure as fuck ain't getting paid Until we get signed-then we'll have it made? Yeah, I got my pen Sign me up for ten I won't miss all my friends If I could just fit 'em in the van You're a classic asshole You're a classic asshole You're a classic asshole
Have You Ever
have you ever been going through stuff and you find stuff that reminds you of an ex?? i find myself wishing each time that i would have just thrown that stuff away when they dumped me then i wouldnt have to relive the pain again... thank goodness for fire lol makes you feel a little better about getting rid of it. makes me kinda wish my mom would have told me to do that in the beginning. this has happened to me a few times... once i made my ex andrew a little thing out of beads that said his name... it took me hours to do it and then i gave it to him and he said i dont want it you keep it... so i just tossed it in a drawer and ive run across it multiple times and it just pisses me of so much that i just throw it back in the damn drawer.... another would be this video that i made for the same bastard... it took me about ten days to complete this and when he got it he was like ok... and i was like did you listen to the song too?! and he was like there was a song? and i was like *sigh*yea
I Have A Car!!!
so calcars was screwing me horridly with my 95 Aurora.. i mean the repairs since i got in it July have been as much as i have paid on the loan.. thats bullshit. i had it fixed in late december and i swear to god it broke down 6 weeks later... so i kinda freaked and told them to come get their piece of shit car back. i will not/ have not made a payment since it broke down again. likei said.. they can shove it up their asses... Sooo G went out and got us a car. ITS SOOO COOOOOOL!!! OMG its a 2007 Chevy Cobal and its red and shiney and drives great and i love this car.. and its NEW.. NEW I TELL YOU!!! i am still in awe of that.. but hey its all good. literally its all good with the car BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA so yippie for me i have a great car.. and its even fully insired LOL AND.. this is a kicker... i am still going to be able to get my friend Jamies car from him.. so we will have TWO cars.. Jamies is a 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer... I AM SOOO EXCITED!!! who would have thought a y
Butt Trumpet
I Left My Gun In San Francisco lyrics They all got fucking Birkenstocks It's fifty fucking degrees out Soome of them don't wear shoes at all At Haight and Ash you'll find them all Fucking hippies make me real sick Assk for change to buy their fix Some wear shorts and feeze a lot Think they're cool? They're fucking not CHORUS Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill I'm killing all the fucking hippies I'm killing all the fucking hippies I'm killing all the fucking hippies I'm killing al lthose fucking hippies Die, die, die, die Wash your hair and cut your dreads Or else you're gonna end up dead Get that lice off of your head Or I will fill you full of lead They're all rejects from the sixties Get some jobs you fucking hippies I'm an easy going guy But I'm even more mellow when hippies die CHORUS Die! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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My Curse I watched you walk away Hopeless, with nothing to say I screen my eyes Hoping to see you again This is my curse (the longing) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the yearning) This is my curse There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Will you be here? Your silence haunts me But I still hunger for you This is my curse (the wanting) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the needing) There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Still I want And I still I ache But still I wait To see you again Dying, inside, these walls (2x) Can I see your face in these tears? In these tears And I see your face... There is love [8x]
This Is So Funny
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Dying In Your Arms I'm wearing thin wearing out becoming weak Holding hands with this rope she's my self-destructive Bleeding disease the things that makes it hard to breathe But if I shoved you far away This addict just starved again asphyxiated [Chorus] And now I see it's you that's tearing me ensnaring me This is me dying in your arms I cut you out now set me free Lynched high above what used to be In her gallows built for me So I escaped cut this noose around my Neck I break free to see the things you blinded me And I shoved you far away Now I live the life I dreamed of You're dead to me [Chorus x2] You poisoned my life So I take this knife And I cut you out Cut you out [Chorus x2]
Why I Choose My Perfession
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. The true neighbor will risk his position, his prestige, and even his life, for the welfare of others." ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
I Moved My Forum
I moved it to another spot. I'm looking to build membership and all who are interested are welcome to join. It features a Shoutbox and an arcade that has 190-well over 200 games. You can invite anyone you want. It's open to one and all. It also has a section for posting pics and making pic requests as well as a general board to talk about anything and other boards as well. There's also an adult board for posting more revealing pics, posts, etc. Here's the link. I hope to see you all there. :) Sean's World
Kels' Peom
to lay with you till the morning sun arms wraped around you what has begun i dono how or what you do but every second i spare im thinking of you i told my self... never again will i care and that all changed when i saw you standing there i dont quite know if im prepaired my toes in the water and im already scared
"Canadian Idiot" Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot Sure they got their national health care Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again well they got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of drivin' a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hoverin' right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Is Is Bad
Drinking what does it cause? To damn much fun when u wake up in the night and early morning trying to chew ur arm off. What a night. But then u wake up next to someone that is tryuing to chew there arm off what a great night. In the end why not have fun u only live once. Why not have fun?
About Me
I am married to a wounderful girl and we have a beautiful baby girl (Jodi Leann Mayfield).
Best Dog Ever
hey my dog Speedy. he rocks. and he's in a contest.please vote for him or he will develop a self-esteem disorder...
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We in this Great Lakes state Eatin steaks 'n shrimp It's kinda hard to miss the crew Because we all got limps We come equipped with new kicks and stetsons The super saggy rags and the white trash connection No flexin, huh, know what I mean You can feel us fool, we don't need to be seen It's all about the green, not the drugs we be takin That shits free with an LP in circulation And we be wastin time Got them all state, all county, all hood rhymes It's all good times, thank the lord For dumb fuckin people and credit card fraud We're tearin up your lawn, we got herds of Lincolns Step into your crib and have your whole house stinkin Don't blink and don't think we're soft Hide your money and your gold and don't express your thoughts We get mad props, wreck all shops Puttin stops on crews They get confused and lose, that's what we do Styles stem from pioneers Leavin suckers in awe And you get jawed for lookin queer Can you hear me or am I talkin to the wall That's T
Vampy Red: Behind The Villainy
VampyreDJ666...Some just don't know how old that screen name is. It's been read all types of ways, primarily Vampy Red J 666. I've since given up any attempt at correction of that old defunct screen name. There is a story behind it, though. I think it's about time that I finally reveal it. Now, back in late 2000, early 2001, I hosted a show on back when it was free in the late hours of the night playing everything from glam (David Bowie) to black metal (Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral) to straight Rock (Guns N' Roses." I might have had about 100 mp3s on the laptop I was using which belongs to my now ex-wife. The show didn't really flesh itself. It didn't have the time to do it.'s program ventured into the territory of program death and never returned. Attempts at revival didn't work. The show died with it but not before the Satanic rockers crawled out of the darkness and began requesting all the black metal I had in my collection over and over aga
Muahhhhhh To My Friends
OK last one of these for you to read right now .... last day of the sexiest eyes contest my chickas in ...this girl is super sweet and has the most beautiful eyes Ive ever seen ... this is over at 7 pm tonight.. she can win a 30 day blast for this , which is pretty good .. pleaseeee even if you dont bomb just go give my girl 10 .. 20 ... 500 lol comments all off them add up ... love and kisses click the pic
Feeding Frenzy.
The moment is captured. Like a photograph on an old roll of film found in some forgotten drawer, it lingers. It is there to tell a story. It is there to do magick. Time stands still. The only sound I perceive is the quick, steady beat of your heart.The only taste on my lips is the salty tang of you. The only touch my fingertips know is the soft, suppleness of your flesh. All of these sensations blend together...filling my senses with the reality of you. You're not a dream. Nothing moves. Nothing stirs. I hunger. You are the only nourishment I seek. I feast on you with breathless abandon, never satiated...never fulfilled. Running my tongue along your skin, savoring the taste...tender nibbles of flesh until I reach my destination. You taste like life. You taste like eternity. You taste like home. Bleed for me. Give me all that you are. Nourish me with the essence of you and make me whole. There is only this. Floating in space, unhindered by time... I
Each night as I close my eyes, I always think of you, your eyes, your smile, your beauty, the little things you say and do. Right now I can not hold you, I can't look into your eyes, I can't hear your laughter, I can't take the tears away, I can't give you all the things, that would make your life complete, But that will all change, all this will fade away, the first time that we meet, just hold tight to our dreams, and know that I'll someday be there, we may not have a right now, or a yesterday, but one thing we have, no one can take away, if you just love me, the way I do love you, we have our SOMEDAY.... Music Video Codes By Music
The Farmer
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old gir
Sorry 4 The Sound And I Wanted To Say More But Idk How
sorry 4 teh sound if u can't leson sorry i had a logt on my mind just watch and there is alot more in my mind too
The Time Has Come
Well I will not be around much the next few days as some of you know I am going to Long Beach California To Stay Aboard The Queen Mary :) I Just Wanted To Tell All My Friends Buh Bye Be Back Tuesday Night Some Time.
All I Want
i felt this way a few times b4 but neva so intense, tha way u leave me wanting more gasping in suspense, catch me plz im fallin, plz dont let me drop, kissing ur addictive lips might make my heart just stop, wasnt u who hurt me last but i hold it to ur type, u know just what i mean, cuz u know just what i like,...tha wound he left behind might neva fully heal, to have this feeling now just seems so sureal,...shattered plates, broken hearts, pieces of my soul, this was tha only love i was ever shown,..i can see thru tha smoke n all i see is u,..ur tha 1 i want, i swear that this is true, just gimme a minute to explain my self n what it is i feel, if i fall in love again i want it to b real, not just a lick, a fuck, n i see ya sumtime soon, i want u to stay with me in tha bed n "spoon"...i swear i swear im fallin plz catch me b4 i do, cuz all i really want, to b with U.
As most of you know i try to stay away from politics and the like cuz ummm i usually have no opinion but someone asked me my opinion about our current preseident today and so i told her how i felt... I think G.W. Bush is a stupid alcoholic idiot. No Really..he should never have been president. I know he feels justified about the war because of what happened at the world trade center BUT the word is he had tips that it would happen...i think he smiled when he heard about it because people were sick of him already doing NOTHING for the COUNTRY so he used the tragic events to push things further than it ever should have been pushed. I Cried when the towers fell yes. but what good is the war doing? TOO MANY innocent lives are being killed too many innocent young boys are being FORCED to go over there without much training. They coherse boys to join the military saying we will give you all these nice things, College education, Money, healthcare...but at what price is all tha
What Women Mean To Me.....
Yet another blog after booze. I see far too often women being treated badly. I grew up with my mom,sister and grandma. mom and dad divorced when I was very young. women have the capacity to be sooo much more than we men are. women are the gears of life. they nurture, love,teach and heal. while the men destroy,war and hurt. now their are exceptions to both sdies. I understand some people just don't get along but that is no excuse for the massive amount of masaganistic mother fuckers I am seeing. this site is overflowing with beautiful women but one ferquent subject that comes up is "the bad guy" are men loosing site of how amazing women are? when she say's she loves you that's something you need to hold onto and cherish, not see how many you can collect. their is nothing more beautiful than hearing a woman laugh. Chris Cornell wrote in his song "sun shower" "I hear her laugh and my soul is saved" their is nothing more amazing than the curves of a woman's body. I have n
I was spoiled when first joining other online chatters. In the beginning, I met several life-long, genuine, true friends and have been able to keep several of them. I didn't have to get use to being "just like all the others". I had very close bonds and met many people in person. I had a blast, loved every minute of it! To this day, I'm still in touch with quite a few of them. Lately though, it seems that the more years that pass, the less sincere and genuine a lot of people are. It gets old being told the exact same things as others. Especially if they are matters of the heart. It just makes me bitter and causes me to view that person in a negative way. Perhaps it is just me. Maybe I ask too much when I ask for sincerity. Blah! I'll get over it, won't I? lol :) Have a fabulous weekend, everyone.
Random Hatred Of Mankind-venting
its bad enough that mywife left,but i swear to god the next motherfucker to tell me they will be my kids new dad-lets just sayi didnt invent my rep,ive earned every scar and walked every street in my town,and i have friends everywhere that are down motherfuckers,so go fuck with some sissy,cuz you start fucking with me and ill bring hell to your children are all i have to live for,and ill be goddamned ifsome little cherry bitch thinks theyre safe hiding behind insults and a pc.some people never learn,but ill never stop step up and get brought down-lvt-violent boys,colonia-oxnard-all my homies west to east got my back,so when you punks want to take it beyond hollow words,you know where to find me,and if you dont,ask and ill invite you to my house in the swamp where we can discuss this like men,or better,bringsome noise so i can shut your fucking mouths properly.thanks and love to those that love,and a hex onthose who hate
Me Through Music...
As I was driving to work, I came to the realization that there are particular songs people should watch out for as signs to how i'm feeling, what i'm thinking, and my general attitude at the moment... i've known something similar to this, but mainly it was based on memories... I came up with a bit of a list, I'm sure there are many more songs that may shed light to my mood as of current, but for now, this is it... ~ Thrice - Deadbolts, STP - The Big Empty: I feel like driving REALLY fast. ~ Authority Zero - One More Minute, anything by Green Day or The Offspring: I'm reminiscent, I'll be a little happier when i'm done. ~ Rockapella - For The Longest Time: I'm thinking of Erika. ~ 3 Doors Down - Here By Me, 3 Doors Down - Here Without You I'm missing her and I feel we're not doing too well, but I pray it passes. ~ Incubus - I Miss You I'm right next to her, but it's not close enough and I still miss her. ~ Revelation Theory - Over The Line I'm cont
5 Years Of Happiness 15 Of Hell!!!!!
I was hoping to make somethin out of this, but it can't be done. How can you love a liar, a cheat and a person who brings home a disease that could and by the Grace of God didn't get ya so it could kill ya too? Sbould have gone long ago, but I was not strong enough, emotionlly. Don't get me wrong, I'll always care, it just doesn't fall in the love category anymore and I refuse to live like a nun any more on top of all of that. Verbal and emotional abuse, intimidation, b.s. and rarely and I'm sorry unless he's threatened by something like this,by the prospect of my leaving him. Beg as he may my sanity and well-being are more important than his headgames about the teenagers, (youngest about to graduate). Then I will go of to wherever. Love always, Valarie
Omg Tonight Sux.... ass! Someone shoot me and put me out of my misery..
My Fucken Aunt!!
i hate greyhound. i got home 5 hours later then i was supposed to b/c goin into nyc the driver got lost. then leavin penn station n jersey the bus died. so the trip home was 5 hours longer then anticipated
Know What You Want
You Follow Your Head You're rational, collected, and logical. Generally, it takes you quite a while to fall in love. In fact, you've even been accused of being very picky. While you're cool, you're not ice cold. You just know what you want, and don't mind waiting to get it. Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
Feeling Stressed
Sendin' Sum Luv!
Midnight Angel......angel Of The Morning...
Beauty is whatever we make of it. To me you are a beauty. But more so is your are not only beautiful. But you are truly my kind of wonderful. I think of you when someone says that's pretty. Or that is beautiful. You come to mind. Because you are the beauty I know. Who I can only see as so... You make the "word" beauty your own by far. I think you are so beautiful. You are the beauty that makes my world shine. You fill my world with beauty and happiness. From the tainted darkness of my once gray heart. From my dark and cold ice that was once my heart. Is now fluttered with beauty. The beauty you bring to the world. You bring to me. My world with you in it. Is a world that is a place I can be happy to be in. A place I never ever want to leave. Your beauty could light up the nights sky ever so bright. My night and every night with you. Has the brightest star. The brightest star that shines ever so bright. That glows oh so heavenly. The kind of glow that ma
People Of Interest
On my travels, I've met many people and heard some pretty funny stories. I've also had some strange, interesting and funny experiences. I've got to meet a great deal of people both nice and cruel.
Shamrock Circle
Friendship Ball
My First On Line Blog Ever
That's right this is the first time i've ever had an on line blog. I'll warn all who read it.It's bound to have anything n everything in it.Just like my notebook of misadventures. Sooooo what to chitty chat about??? Well i've new roommates. I'm living in a gods damn castel no less.It's huge. Has a dungon--fully working bdsm one!!--even! My band's doing well. Even if our lovely singer is in the hospital at the moment.I'm going to attempt to cover for her at tomorrow night's gig. (Rave you gotta get better fast!! No way can I get that crowd as heated up as you can. 'Sides you cook better then D. lol So hurry get better come on home.) Let's seeeeeee what do I have to talk about....hummm...*smiles*....*grins* Ok I give! I'm dieing to say it!!! I've met a simply amazing female.She's a roommate & yeah she's dealing with alot of crap. But then so am I. We don't want no heavy duty - so we're both on the same page. But OMFG! I love hanging with her(blushing yet Gypsy?). In fact.....we
5 Variables
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low.
A Friend's Passing
This is the letter I wrote to my former commander upon hearing of my friend's death. Sometimes, less is more. Sir: It was a heavy blow to my morale upon hearing of SSG XXXX passing. I worked with him and knew him for a long time during my stay with XXX. Moreover, I remember explicitly my last conversations with this good man, husband, and Soldier. Not only has a family lost a great man, but the army and the nation have also suffered another unconscionable blow. While he was and is a Soldier of our military, who conducted himself to our highest standards, his murder by the inhuman waste that afflicts Iraq and the world is without question a heinous act not worthy of such an honorable man. I know that this is a tremendous blow to 9th Battalion; however, I am also cognizant of the professionalism and dedication to duty that the officers, NCOs, and Soldiers of XXX Battalion possess. They will soldier-on despite such a loss. Please, extend my sympathies to his fam
Friendship Flower
Bored Big Time
Its Wrong
I just reposted a bulletin about animial abuse and testing. It is wrong very wrong. I have four dogs and a cat, whom I love very much! I could never ever hurt one of them. It would be like hurting one of my children. Yes sometimes they get on my nervous and make me mad. But those times are few. They bring me joy and show me love more than anything. I see things like this and it makes me sick!!!!!! Im not a fan of the human race. I feel that we as a spicies should be done away with. Were to sick to live! Everytime I see something like that I love mine alot more and I dare someone try and hurt one of them. They would see my dark side come out and I would do to them what they did to my dog/cat!!! Hurt them and you take your life into your hands. Same as if you harmed one of my kids!
Sendin Some Luv
A Struggle
You know, you always read about how people wander around submitting themselves to all sorts of arcane or strange rituals to cleanse themselves. I mean that is what Scientology preaches about in case you were ever curious. Yes, I read that damn Dianetics book. Anyway, the central idea that I am trying to convey here, is that I feel better when I write about my past or emotions. While the majority of men adhere to the silent, brooding type that tend to self-destruct, I like being emotive. Heck, I am of Italian descent! Did you expect anything less? So, that being said, it is time to share a long standing pain. I have shared the most embarrassing moment in my life, the deepest regret, and now I feel that it is time to share something that I struggled with since I was a teenager. This is not easy for me to write about and only two people know the depth of my struggle. So, I am not too sure how this will be accepted, but I need to end my hiding so that it may help others should they ever
I want a female. Simple as that. To touch me, passionatly, but with burning desire. ~*drool*~ I'll leave it at that.
For all the music that I have... My musical tastes SUCK. What am I to do?
Horny Horny Horny
No matter how many times I got laid today, I am still horny as all hell. It's one of those never ending horny days. I love it dont get me wrong, but I'm all out of cum lol ANYWHO. Im off for bedtime now. Night Night all.
She laying on her bed and she reaches for her night stand and opens the drawer and inside is a average pink vibrator, she twists it on and then she slowly takes it to her nipples around them she goes and then down her body slowly she takes it to her wet pussy lips, she hits her clit and sends out a soft moan and then she reaches her love hole and in it goes slowly slowly then fatser and faster as she is doing this she is playing with her very wet clit and she all of a sudden stops and she sees him standing by her bed and he asks may i join in nd she says sure so she turns it off because there is no need for it now but then he take the vibrator from her and turns it back on and he whipes it off on his pants he doesnt care but he takes it and slowly works it down her body and she is trembling because its getting her wetter and wetter because as of earlier she was almost ready to burst but hes making it all the better because he is there with her but he take it and slowly glides it down t
Love Thes Lyrics
So familiar And overwhelmingly warm This one, this form I hold now Embracing you, this reality here This one, this form I hold now So wide-eyed and hopeful Wide-eyed and hopefully wild We barely remember What came before this precious moment Choosing to be here Right now Hold on, stay inside This body holding me Reminding me that I am not alone in This body makes me feel Eternal, all this pain is an illusion
Bored Bored Bored
Places I've Been
With a job like mine, I travel all over the province of Manitoba. I've been to Lac Brochet, Brochet, Split Lake, York Landing, Nelson House, Opaskweyak, Garden Hill, Red Sucker Lake, St Theresa Point, Wasagamack, Roseau River, Rolling River, Dakota Plains, Dakota Tipi, Long Plains, Chemawawin, Ebb and Flow, Grand Rapids, Little Grand Rapids, Thompson, Poplar River, Jackhead, Brokenhead, Birdtail Sioux, Barrens River, Sagkeeng, Sandy Bay, Lake Manitoba, Crane River, Little Saskatchewan, Pauingassi, Pukatawagan, Bloodvein, Swan Lake, Black River, Oxford House, God's River, God's Lake Narrows, Lake St Martin, Tootinawazabeeng, Birch River, Dauphin River, Pinaymootang, Cross Lake, Sapotaweyak, Waywayseecappo and Fisher River. I've to almost every first nations reservation in the province.
Mesmerize Of The Fire
A Smutt Story.....
I look deep into your blue eye's stairing into them with deep pashion as I reach out my hand n run my fingers through your blood red hair and taking my left hand n placing it on your hip pulling you close, leaning down kissing you softly on the lips running my right hand through your hair n down to the small of your back pulling you close against my waist, sliding my left hand from your waist to your arse and squeezing it it n pulling you up towards me, Kissing your lips mor passinatly and nipping them slightly running my hands up your shirt and across your bare back sliding my nails across it lightly but enough for you to feel them, moving my right hand to ya bra and undoing the claps then sliding it back down your back and slowly backing up n sliding your shirt off at the same time. I slide my fingers up your arms softly and slide your bra off as I do I run my fingers across the waist of your pants n slow undo them, then grabbing you and pulling you close against me kissing you
Tis Blessings
tis gift i give to you is what i call my promise of kinhood i will see you through your good times when everthing is well i will see you though your worst when it seems the world is slipping away i will be ther to luagh to cry and very most a friend. for it is for friends that warm our hearts and give us great joy they are the treasure that makes us tuly rich for friend you can never be alone.
My First Blog
OK, where do I start? Uh my first blog here.I have to say this website is laid out kinda wierd, but i'm starting to catch onto some things.I don't really have anything spectacular to say right now, as i'm pretty drained, and should be hitting the hay soon.If anyone has questions, or crap.leave me some messages.My friend refered me and here I am so... she's a cool chick add her if you'd like as well she's reggiegirl.That is all I have to say. peace i'm out
Really Great Artist
I was searching for dragonfly images, and found This Online Portfolio. I loved her work! Especially the "Fraktale" section, and the "Dragonfly" is my favorite piece. Just thought I would share. :)
Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
Ok So My Birthday
MY birthday is coming up on March 18th and i really want some mad love that day i mean some mad love. I want my bday to be a big deal i will be 25 and I cant tell you the last time i celebrated a bday so please cherries dont let me down love u all licks and kisses
You Are 53% Open You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy. You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. How Open Are You?
Body Image
Your Body Image is 12% Unhealthy, 88% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
Addicted To Love
You Are 44% Addicted to Love Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it? Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships. Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?
Salute Photo Got Rejected
Oh Well, what can you do. Webcam sucks.
7.5 Mb Gif I Made New Takes About 2 Min To Watch From Beginin To End
please give it time to loas and give me feedbaxk of some kind ty a>
You Are 57% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Messages By Voice Its Free!!!!
10 Things Dumbasses Do On Cherrytap
ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a CherryTap tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 100,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS CherryTap SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up frui
The Report
This Just In, I don't give a rat's ass. Why would I? I mean really? Why would I give a rat's ass? Do you deserve a rat's ass? Maybe a nice dinner, or a walk on the beach, but a rat's ass? Fuck That! Rat's asses are for those, who don't really care, rat's asses are for those, who don't like you, Rat's asses, smell like shit. Fuck them, Fuck rat's asses. That is all, good day!
Youre Gonna Hate Me For This One,butc'est La Vie
..REPOST THIS. Living creatures are tasty.If You love chain mail, then you are retarded. No one cares about your bikini wax, or who you teabagged in 2006 or stupid stories that involve shooting babies in the face point blank.PENGUINS ARENT REAL SMART. GET OVER IT.THIS IS NECESSARY-LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE.This is death by chocolate to the highest level. Please help spread awareness of the scientists being harassed for using animal testing to save human life and end disease. It is not right and should be stopped.PETA must be spayed and neutered. The following images are of animals that werent cute enough to love. They are graphic,and oh so butt ugly.If you have a heart you'll repost this.IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF,OR MAYBE YOU DONT FORM OPINIONS AND BELIEFS BASED ON EMOTIONS,BUT ACTUALLY USE YOUR BRAIN TO FORM YOUR OWN IDEAS OF RIGHTAND WRONG.Hit reply then copy the codes my pretties.
I'm fucking pissy tonight!
Fucking Drivers
Does it ever bother you that when your driving or ridding with someone they always do something wrong like don't look and go through a stop light well I swear one of these times they will cause and accident I might as well just walk but you don't have to listen me just ask the person who is doing it they will problbable not even no they did.
The Way I See Things
Some gurls are nyce, Some gurls are bad, but I come in both flavours, I'm the best you've ever had. People can take Everything away from you but....they can never take away your truth but the question is... CAN you HANDLE mine??? I want a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. The one who is constantly reminding you of how much He Cares about you and how Lucky He Is To Have You.
Im Back
Tiya... My Best Friend!!!!!!!!
Well people what can I say about this girl?!?!?!? She is my heart, my soul, my rock, my confidant, my shoulder to cry on, my partner in crime, she is my best friend!!! Over 10 years we have been to hell and back... We have had our friendship put to the test on more than one occasion and we come out stronger than we were when we went in... She has been by my side thru the worst times in my life... And she has partied with me thru the best... She knows what Im thinking before I even say it... And she knows me better than I know myself... She has been one of only a handfull of people who have always seen me for who I am no matter what... She thinks Im beautiful even first thing in the morning... And knows and has more confidence in what I can achieve than I have in myself some days... Tiya my love I know life hasnt been that picture perfect dream we both had growing up... Its been hard and it sometimes it hurts so bad we cant breathe... But I want you to know I have your back, I love y
Sorry, You're Rating Too Fast -- Ignored!
Say what? That's the first time I saw that!
For The Comedy Lover
if you havent watched the sarah silverman program,what is your issue-shes the funniest shit on the devil box in awhile.when she said you canchoose to have the abortion of your dreams tonight i laughed so hard into my pipe that the bowl flew out onto the floor and i didnt even flinch.
One Of Americas Saddest Day's
ONE OF AMERICAS SADDEST DAY'S ..........................THE CAISSON DIRGE............................... buh da bum.....buh da bum......buh da bum...bum...bum! buh da bum.....buh da bum.......buh da bum...bum...bum! .......................TWENTY-ONE GUN SALUTE....................... COMPANYYYYYY.....HALT! ! ! PRESEEEEEENT....ARMS! ! ! FIRE! ..... CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ....FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE.! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! CHUW! ...FIRE! ..... CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! ...CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! ...FIRE! .....CHUW! .......................................MILITARY TAPS........................................ TO TO TOOO.....TO TO TOOO.....TO TO TOOO....TO TO TOOO TO TO TOOOOO....TO TO TOOOOO....TO TO TOOOOOOOOO ....
Wild Times In The Hood
tonight was crazy-gave a friend a ride,which turned into him scamming some crack dealer by pretending to be a cop.the dude followed us in his truck,swerving at me,and im in a dodge minivan,so you can imagine how hard it is to control in a chase,let alone one where youve just robbed a speed dealer,so im pissed at my boy,and hes calling the real police to report this dealer,giving the cops a play by play as were darting through traffic,narowly avoiding collisions.after2 or 3 quick u turns,i ditched the guy and hit the freeway and wouldnt have been so bad except i wasnt warned that he planned a heist-i thought i was taking him to pick up his paycheck,so SURpRISE!!!!!anyway,all that drama so he can get tweaked,and all i got was 80 bucks cash,but what the hell,it beats working hard in the cold tomorrow.and dont get the wrong ideas,i dont touch coca,nor condone robbery-but if theres meat daddygets a bite-
thank you all for who have rated me a 10. dont know if you all are telling the truth though but thank you anyways.if anyone ever want to chat with me let me know.. peace out
The Fireman
The Fireman He walked with calm and grace Into the burning blaze He was a liar When talking about the fire Of course it scared him Almost to the brim But still he made it in With fears and a grin To cover his face he wore a gas mask So smoke wouldn’t distract his task His comrade in the fiery battle Tripped over a toy rattle Before the fire could claim his mate He pulled him back from fate The pair found a woman frail Clutching with her a water pail She kept on fretting As they kept on stepping Saving her from a certainty Seemed to take an eternity Chaos reigned down As a way out they found He let the medics take her away So he could finish his day He ignored a shout Before the fire was out The building was burned black A girl, the embers she will track He smiled at his mate Who stood outside the gate We managed it again He said to his friend The fire is out Until lit by a lout The fire man got into h
! The thirty fifth day of heat, smoke, dust and exhaustion. Still the inferno raged unabated. The wall of flame seemed to draw closer, ever closer. Back burning didn't help when the wind swung north, worsening an already hopeless situation. Come on blokes, get the fuck out. the fire chief barked, it's pointless. Where's Nugget? he asked. Over there, someone said above the confusion. Hiding emotion the fire chief said. Mate get back to town pronto. What's the problem, chief? The fire chief swallowing hard replied, The bastard swept through. Sorry Nug, you've lost your house. Fuck the house, the wife and kids okay? The fire chief didn't speak, he just stared at the ground. Jesus Christ, Nugget said, and ran into the wall of fire.
Please Help Me To Win A Blast
hay all you out there. im trying to win a blast here so please click the link and start comment boming.
out of the sun they fly towards me in a blinding light my chance to fight is slim my future now is grim a phoenix with wings of fire I try to run climbing higher and higher the battle now is in the sky in this fight I shall surely die Fly...for my honor Fight...for your freedom Fly...for my life Fight...for what is right two now are on my tail as they fire I feel the pain straight from the depths of hell if I live I'll go insane fire has broke out as I start to spin I'm headed towards the sea this battle I did not win now at last my soul can be free
Cute Doggie Contest
My doggy Lucky is in a cutest doggie contest here on CT. Please rate and comment :) All help is greatly appreciated...thanks everyone :)
HELLO All!! just wanted to say...GUESS WHO IS BACK!!!....Finally anyways...*giggles**
Patricia The Strippa
this video was pulled from a dating site for questionable content. it is just me singing and a girl pretending to strip. what do you think? goto:
The fog has lifted but a morsel of hope surely doth remain. A light, I will always leave burning. Just in case she decides to come home. If not, we are best friends forever. Te amo mi amiga. I hope you find what your looking for. If not, you'll always have me. With love, Kitty p.s. I am ready to meet new people. Now that I know what you had not told me. Thank you for everything.
it was a long couple of nights but i finally get to sleep in my own bed tonight ♥
Sex On The Beach
I Need You!!
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Alone At The Beach -- My New Poem
Alone On The Beach The beach is not the same Sunsets we used to watch are not as beautiful The reds and golds are now shades of grey Ever moving toward black Their fire turns to ice before me Sounds of the waves Rhythm to our songs Blend into nothingness Eventually fading into nothing Birds no longer fly above The sky is empty and dead Other people laugh and kiss I watch them as we often did We joked Wondering if they were talking about us My hand reaches out for you Where your hand always was Hand prints we left on so many nights Gone in the cool summer breeze There is nothing left but sand A thousand memories And my tears
You(lyrics) By Amanda-kathryn
You are the sun, that keeps on shining in my world. You are the life, that keeps on pulsing in my heart. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. Where would I be, without your beauty? It captivates me so. Who would I be, without your presence? I really don't know. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. You are the song I can't forget. The constant figure in my head. Can't you see How much you me? All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. -A
Loosing The Drive
I hate being so helpless, unable to do anything about a situation that is so unfavorable. This love I would do anything for, if their was anything that I could do... That feeling of being a passenger in a car, and the driver is doing 130 MPH down a country road, and your waiting.. waiting for that next tree to rip the car to shreds.
Hi People
I am a exotic hot chica who would like to have fun and get to know people so contact me Hugs, blondy28
The Ex's Survey
------------------- EX'S SURVEY ------------------- (1) Would you kiss your Ex again? Depends on the ex 2) How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? Quite a few (3) Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Haven't been married yet (4) Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yep (5) Have you ever made a boy/girlfriend cry... Yes (6) Are you happier single or in a relationship? Both have their perks, but I would like to be in a relationship once again whenever someone worth dating comes around. (7) Have you ever been cheated on? Yes 8) Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No (9) Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes (10) If you could go back in time and change things, would you? No, things happened the way they did for a reason, I've come to terms with them and like to think that those experiences, good and bad have made me who I am today, and I like who I am today he
A Little More About Me.
So many days, so little blogs. It's strange, as much as I like to write, when it comes to writing about myself I absolutly stink at it. Still, it never stops me from giving a go at it. If I don't mention something you may be curious about, feel free to ask me. I'm fairly open and very honest. I have mentioned before that I am a movie buff, though it is mainly horror and sci-fi that I like. I have well over 200 horror/sci-fi movies in my dvd collection. Mostly from 70's and earlier (including silent movies Nosferatu and Phantom of the Opera), but I do have more recent movies as well. Really though, I think many horror movies these days are terrible. Not in the good way either. They are basic cookie cutter blood 'n gore fests that don't really serve much of a purpose other than to get boobs shown and people eviserated. Not that there's anything wrong with that. =-) I'd just like a lil more story to go with it. For someone with a sense of humor like I have, I'm not rea
Your Life Will Be What You Make Of It
The golden opportunity you are seeking lies within you. It's not in your environment. It's not in luck or chance, or in the help of others. It's all in you. There are opportunities all around you. If the door of opportunity appears closed, you must knock on it and keep knocking on it until it opens. You must become an opener of doors. You can develop your opportunities by applying persistence and tenacity to your possibilities. Success doesn't come to you. You must go to success.
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finally learning my way around this site..i lost my cherry map has anyone seen it?
If Your A True Juggalo Or Juggelette Your Will Read This
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Its Been Awhile
I went from bein on the computer everyday to not at all...I wish I could be on more often. Life has been pretty rough...I feel like I have reason to fear for my life and so I aks that you keep me in your thoughts and I travel on. Life goes on and I must stay strong....
About Me & My Rules...
Before one even needs to ask to be my friend...there are several things you need to know... 1) Drama stops at the door. Leave it there cuz I sure the hell don't want it here. 2) Keep you BS to yourself..if you can't play nice with others...please leave. 3) I do not have a cam and I will not use it, if I did have one. I also do not have nude, naughty, or xrated don't ask to see those either. 4)I am married & I love My Husband VERY much...he is my soul mate & the love of my life...I AM NOT SINGLE... so if you are here to hook up or any of that crap...please see yourself out the door. 5) My family and friends mean alot to me, more than you do at this time, ((unless you become one or the other)) so do not come to me thinking to screw with them. *See rule #1* 6) I will comment and rate your photos only after I know you a bit & who you are. So, do not ask me to do this right off the bat. ~~SOME PEOPLE WANT OTHERS TO RATE BUT DO NOT RETURN THE FAV...IF I SEE THAT Y
well another days is ending and all i want is some subway and a 40oz of mickeys why because it taste good and ive had a long day my life would be much easier if i had a never empting 40oz bottle of mickeys that stays cold of course first it started with the police waking us up at 230 am in the moring then it was the dog and then it was a gay friend of mine who i would throw that 40oz bottle at him for waking me up in the first place a 10 in the morning and the its was the bitch not the dog the girl that makes me want to hit my self in the head with that 40oz bottle until im unconscious i dont know what would you do if you didnt get a good nights sleep and you first woke up to some gay man bitching and then the wench next to you bitcing what would you do
Sexual Horroscope And It Is Exact For Me
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay? but i am not gay that part is only for men !!
Thank You Bondage Fairy
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you and me !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! (Of course I sent this to more than five). Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another wom
Damn Baptists Again!
Police blow up foul-mouthed CDs that blared in church February 22, 2007 • CD players hidden under church pews blared foul language during Mass • Staff took the CD players to the basement and called police • Bomb squad detonated two of the three devices • Police are keeping third CD player to test for fingerprints or DNA SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices. Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson. The CD players, duct-taped to the bottoms of the pews, were set to turn on in the middle of noon Mass on Wednesday at the Roman Catholic Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi. The recordings, made on store-bought blank discs, featured people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would no
The Atta' Girl
Atta Girl Keeping a military family together can be a lot of adventure and fun, and it can be a lot of work. And, sometimes the families don't stay together. I can't speak for military husbands out there; they'll have to write their own story. But I will say for military wives everywhere--you are soldiers, airmen, sailors and Marines, too. You just don't get the uniform or the promotions. Ah, the wives of the military--drawn to the pomp and circumstance by the thrill of serving their country through their men, right? They each have their own war story, but chances are their military lives began with promises of exotic travel, or maybe even bribes. He said, "so, do you want to go to Germany with me and pick up a cuckoo clock?" She said, "I do...and I'm packed." So began her life as an atta-girl. An atta-girl is the woman who follows her big lug around the globe for at least 18 of his 20-plus years in uniform; unaccompanied tours and time at sea considered.
Childhood Memories Cont. Part 2
Becoming what they cannot…… Sounds easy you’d think but there are many obstacles and factors to be weighed in trying to survive. First you deal with your own will. After being beaten down mentally and physically your will dissipates. Slowly slips away leaving a fragile shell for those who are cruel to have their way. They plant in your mind poison that over time rots you from within, making reason and logic a thing of the past. If you can overcome your own will and make it through the years of torture, the constant voices in your head putting little stumbling stones in your way your half way there. Then you get to deal with obstacles. When they cannot get to you they start with the ones you love. Those who are weaker, more fragile, beaten down from years of drinking and drug abuse. They figure, you see, that perhaps this is a way to get to you and for some it works and they slip away into the darkness never to be seen again. How many times have I had to stare into caske
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I find myself at a crossroads, unsure which direction to take. Long story short: Told a gal how I felt, she didn't feel the same however. She started to date someone soon after etc etc.. She continues to lean on me about her current relationship, and I don't know if I can take it anymore with how I feel. Do I continue to be that friend, or do I put a stop to it? If you need more details.. ask.
``sad Sad Story``
>>> Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense >>> >>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who >>> has >>> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since >>> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will >>> be >>> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when >>> to >>> come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't >>> always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. >>> >>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >>> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >>> charge). >>> >>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >>> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy >>> charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended >>> from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for >>> rep
Unwritten Law
Father i've sinned over and over and over again sry my friends im such a mess im doin the best i can she's says where yea goin where yea been she leaves like she's never commin back again she says i don't love you like i loved you before i don't love you anymore and mother i've tried over and over to open my eyes look at my life tell me when did i die cause im not alive she says i don't love like i loved you before
Getting Pissed
Gotta love the day i have tomm, i have a harbour cruise around Sydney Harbour (which really is beautiful if you havent seen it) with 5 or 6 of Sydneys best hardcore /punk bands, then after the boat we go to another gig which has 11 of the best Death/Grind/Gore bands in Sydney. Killer fuckin day. Horns up m/.
I Feel Like Shit
i almost never go to bed, i never think, i never think i think?, umm i always feel depressed, and this is why i hardly do stuff like this so.........yeah...and i never have anything to say
Sunshine And Angels
I met you then you let me in a couple drinks to begin holding hands while we walk I hold you close as we talk another night another dance another new romance we sit and laugh and share a smile I think ill stay awhile cuz youre like sunshine and angels shining down on me take me by the hand to where I wanna be sunshine and angels shining down so bright sunshine and angels when im with you tonite a little girl a little boy a backyard some old toys how happy can we be sittin under that old tree I thank the lord I have you and our love is always true cuz youre like sunshine and angels shining down on me take me by the hand to where I wanna be sunshine and angels shining down so bright sunshine and angels when im with you tonite
The One Flaw In Women....
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold f our children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you hav
Torn Between A Decision
Hm, today was a long day. They made me a trainer at work, and we had a new PSA sign with us today. Despite the fact that it was a busy day it went over well, until the guy and I got to talking. A lot of past memories came back, particularly when the discussion of being a firefighter came up. Few know but I was a volunteer firefighter for many years until a bad accident. It gave a big scare to all my family and friends and despite the fact that I was for the most part ok, I resigned on their behalf. Talking about it with the new guy however, brought about some feelings I thought I had gotten over. Now I admit it hasn't been long since I resigned as a volunteer firefighter but I really want to go back, yet everyone, and I mean everyone I know, is really against me doing so. Kind of torn between what to do, and it's got me somewhat stressed, something I don't like to be, at all. Just something I thought I should rant about. Thanks for reading.
The Ex's Survey
EX'S SURVEY This will be interesting!! (1) Would you kiss your Ex again? Maybe 2) How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? a few (3) Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? no, but some how I ended up that way (4) Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? YES (5) Have you ever made a boy/girlfriend cry... Yes (6) Are you happier single or in a relationship? Single (7) Have you ever been cheated on? Yes 8) Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No (9) Have you ever had your heart broken? yes (10) If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Of course! I wouldn't have ended up married LOL (11) Think any of your ex's still love you? yes (12) Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend/boyfriend? No (13) Have you dated someone who was not good to you? Everyone I ever date tends to be a bad choice for me (14) Have you dated someone older than yo
Torture Me
just end my misery. maybe its better if i just go away.....farrrr away.
Two Part 2
Another look at my (Jeffrey's) life in the past 2 years. (Approximately 350 pictures)
Forcast Of How This Weekend In Detroit Will Pan Out...
heres how I see this weekend rolling out in detroit...Fri: 5PM: sinmora and FM will show up sometime around 5pm even though as we're to leave at 4pm... take an hour to get ready and then we drive 3 hours to the cold as city of detroit... 6-9PM: we drive at the hotel and then check in and then wait another hour to get ready... 11PM: hit city club 1AM: sinmora has gone from sober to wienerville, while FM and I are still not even half retarded... 1:15AM: sinmora and FM go back to the hotel somewhere between 1AM and bar closing time: I find a few friends I haven't seen in months/years and get shitty with them... probably make out with some random chick along the way that I'll have no idea who she is... bar closing time: I head back to the hotel hopefully remembering what direction its in and not walking straight, and with my pants on somehow and forgetting i have to be up in 6-7 hours to start setting up for shooting...Sat: 11AM: wake up and get ready so I can get the new suit
Rfid Chips
gee, now the government and my employer will know about my porn and bathroom habits...and maybe finding out about me going to church after a booty call..can't they just google it now?
The Bad Day
I just heard that gas station and grocery store beer has less alochol in it than liquor store beer in the state of Kansas. I haven't checked thisn out yet...but if it's ture that's stupid, and it upsets me.
Im New
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Im Gettin Pissed.
im jeff if u dont know me im rubys bro. i dont know why but everywere i fuckin look around in my school i see people makein out and shit and then all of a sudden i get FUCKIN PISSED OFF AND I HAVE NO IDEA Y I just do. everyone even the fuckin 9TH GRADERS TOO!! im lonely. :( jeff
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This Is The Funniest Shit Ever!!!!!!!!
Appearantly in my family, my husband has this huge halo above him while I'm the piece of shit that cant have anything or do anything. What a shocker. They want me to sale my dirtbike so that my husband can get a tool chest. Fucking nice. I'm so ready to get a divorce and move far away from everyone.
Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Southern Ass Whoopin'
Fifteen Ways To Avoid Good Southern Ass Whuppin" Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners, Northeasterners, North westerners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve break- fast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of
Having A Bad Day ...part 2
Got a call from my car insurance co. today saying that the person I rear ended on Jan. 3rd (read Life: Having a bad day blog) is now claiming injuries. WTF!!!!!!!! OMG ...this is the same woman that got out of her vehicle and stood there talking to the police and myself not saying a word about being hurt or in any kind of pain. How the hell can this happen??????? PEOPLE SUCK!! Well anyways, my insurance company is going to fight it if she claims serious injury because even in the police report it says that both parties were perfectly fine. I mean I knew this woman was a bitch the minute she got out of her car, but damn. I've always heard that it's better to run over'em and kill'em then just hit'em LOL I'm starting to believe this more and more everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pulled My Pud!
Ever sneeze and seem to pull something in your groin?Probably not seing most of you are women.I did that this morning when i got outta my truck.It was the first sneeze,I sneezed like 4 times!But the first one hurt my boys,so i grabbed them.And then everysneeze after that I had to kinda jump in the air with my legs flailing to eachside while I sneezed.It really didnt help as far as the pain goes though.In fact not only did it still hurt but im sure it just added an element of total dorkiness...To see me out there with my hand squeezing my package,sneezing and doing what looked like a "boy band" dance (oh-oh-O-oh the right stuff)was amusing to the fellas! Took the kids to walmart yesterday,we bought a baseball,a bat,a frisbee and several things to occupy ourselves with.Oh and a cable splitter so i could set them up with the cartoon channel in my room!...Then we came home and Bar-b-qued! to recap MY WEEKEND..We went to the bowling alley,walmart bar-b-qued and and stole cable tel
Rip It Out
come on, do it. Take it, take it all. why not? you took my mind, my soul....ripped out my heart. everytime you touched another woman, you took a piece of me. I am now left with self esteem...nothing. It took me yeaqrs to build one from my fucked up child hood and you took it away from me in 6 yrs. why are you still with me? to punish me? to kill me softly? i will never heal this time..never. i will always be a nothing....thank you.
Guy Rules!
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.
Message Boards
hey come join my message board site im trying to get up and going but having a hard time doing until i get more ppl to join. Amy
Bored? Want A Gift?
I have over 130 pics in my albums and I love it when everyone rates them!! So here is the deal!! 1.) Rate 10 pics and get a cherrytap keg from me!! 2.) Rate 20 of my pics and get flashing hearts!! 3.) Rate 30 of my pics and get a trophy!! 4.) Rate 40 of my pics and get a vacation!! 5.) Rate 50 of my pics and get a platinum cherry!! 6.) Rate 60 of my pics and get a mens bracelette!! 7.) Rate 70 of my pics and get diamond earrings!! 8.) Rate 80 of my pics and get mens or womans ring!! 9.) Rate 90 of my pics and get a rolex!! 10.) Rate 100 of my pics and get a silver motor cycle!! 11.) Rate 110 of my pics and get a tropical vacation!! 12.) Rate 120 of my pics and get a corvette!! 13.) Rate all my pics and get a porsche!! 14.) Rate all my pics and leave a comment on all of my pics and you will get a yacht!! Just let me know when you finish and what amount you did and I will verify it to see if you have accomplished it and will give you your gi
Bored? Want A Gift?
I have over 130 pics in my albums and I love it when everyone rates them!! So here is the deal!! 1.) Rate 10 pics and get a cherrytap keg from me!! 2.) Rate 20 of my pics and get flashing hearts!! 3.) Rate 30 of my pics and get a trophy!! 4.) Rate 40 of my pics and get a vacation!! 5.) Rate 50 of my pics and get a platinum cherry!! 6.) Rate 60 of my pics and get a mens bracelette!! 7.) Rate 70 of my pics and get diamond earrings!! 8.) Rate 80 of my pics and get mens or womans ring!! 9.) Rate 90 of my pics and get a rolex!! 10.) Rate 100 of my pics and get a silver motor cycle!! 11.) Rate 110 of my pics and get a tropical vacation!! 12.) Rate 120 of my pics and get a corvette!! 13.) Rate all my pics and get a porsche!! 14.) Rate all my pics and leave a comment on all of my pics and you will get a yacht!! Just let me know when you finish and what amount you did and I will verify it to see if you have accomplished it and will give you your gi
Chapter Vi (come Clean)
Dream Away… Dream Away… Falling deeper and deeper into my trance of sorts I guess I should explain myself a bit in detail. Im 5ft 6in tall, 28 year’s dead, dark brown hair, green eyes. Every day im haunted by my past. I look forward to the day I get revenge on the woman who made me this way. Feeling hollow from the inside out I get lost in the norm that is my life. The only thing driving me forward is the heartbeat of my children and the knowledge past down to me. Every generation a life story of sorts is past down. Every generation adds its own chapter. How to carry on and finish what was left over from the life before. How do I go on when I have already completed my goals? This sickness cannot be past down thank god! To become a child of the night you must be shown the way, as I was once shown many years ago. I fear for what I have become. I fear for what I am. Every beat of every heart that passes by, every whiff of every drop as one passes makes me crave the beast inside. Fighti
why do i have to go on like this? why does he look at me like i am nothing. it hurts. smak me in the face with a hammer and it does not compare to the pain i feel when he looks at me that way. it makes me want to rip my eyes balls out so i cant see it anymore. I just want to throw myself on the couch and hide behind the pillows. I want to rip my face off cause maybe, just maybe it isnt good enough for him. take my heart, rip it out i dont give a flying fuck. what can i do to ease my pain. maybe im not good enough i know. he says when can i smile for more than one time a week. when is my misery going to end? what am i doing wrong? i know i gained weight but, damn you pop out 3 kids in a row and get cheated on umpteen million times and tell me that you will look like a super model after all the stress...I ask him why do you look at me that way? he replies with "how the fuck am i supposed to look at you?" what am i supposed to do? i wanna feel pretty for 1 day of my damn life. what the
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can''t explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even when we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, Remain forever near, They don't turn on you, When others come there way, Acting like a friend, When there just out to get there way, If your not a true friend, Then take the lies and games away, I'll still be here for you, When your fair weather friends blow away... love you...but you know that ric *********A true friend!********** luv u 2 babe!
Worlds Smallest Violin
shameless self promotion - new song on my page called 'worlds smallest violin'.. its just a demo.. but the thing with my demos i often decide theyre good enough - and i never actually 'finish' them.. come take a listen - maybe give feedback - hopefully something a bit positive - but if you hate it.. fuckit - go ahead and say so =) i think if you listen to the whole thing though - youll enjoy it..
Double Trouble
The Things That Pick My Ass it really nessecary?.....I think the next person that tailgates me, I am just gonna pull moxy on the breaks and let the fucker smash into me.....I want a new vehicle anywayz. I can honestly say I dont tailgate. I will drive my van through a ditch, snow bank, barricade on the meridian or even side swip ya so i can pass....I might flash my lights and honk at the very least. LOL The warning labels on a pack of smokes were supposed to gross us out into not smoking....Fuck guys you should check out if ya wanna see some gross ass pics. The people who run liquor stores should look like they live in it....Nasty ass crackwhore looking beasts! LOL Tube socks.....WTF!?!?!?! seriously people what the fuck is the point.....they are ugly and really cant be comfortable....and the purpose?....someone please tell me the reason for it. Why the hell do doctors tell people they are gonna die? Now that person is gonna basically kill themself worrying about the death
Advice And Kind Of A Rant
Okay I know not everyone is a geek, but if you're smart enough to cut and past tags for images, you might be able to do this. Lots of the images people post here are waaaay to big. The just take up real estate on the screen. and, with some minor modifications, you can fix it. The way you do this is to add "width = " to your image tag, for example: img src="" alt="Courtesy of" border="0" Becomes img src="" alt="Courtesy of" border="0" width="200" and how does that look? Original Image Resized Image Need help just ask!
Pickly dickly dickly do... I love pickles, and olives, and other vinegar-salty things. Free form poetry about pickles is fun. I like to put pickles in my mouth slowly. I like to suck the juice from them. I like the ribbed nature of them as they slide down my throat hole. I like the way vinegar tantalizes my senses. Pickle juice is like your body's garbage-man. Pickles have a penis-like shape. The End
Anthems For A 17 Year Old Girl.
Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Now your all gone got your make-up on and your not coming back. Can't you come back? Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Now your all gone got your make-up on and your not coming back. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under my window. Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. Park that car, drop that phone, s
Pete Peeve's
Overside pictures in comments. So here's a test.
A Tiny Bit Of Heaven...set In The Midst Of These Mountains
Life is just rocking along out here. Not necessarily in a good way either, but it's better than the alternative we would have been facing in Maryland. My little guy is doing well, hit 8 lbs 9 oz in the last few weeks and hasn't lost any at all since birth. He also grew to 2 feet long. His lungs are healthy as both Taima and I can attest. He keeps us up all night almost every night SCREAMING at the top of his lungs, no matter what we do. Yet everyone tells us he's not colicky. *grumbles* I'd like to know WHAT is in that case. Mike is looking into becoming a truck driver (long haul most likely) and I will be a stay at home mom. A far cry from my dream of becoming a fetish model, that's for sure. We don't even own a decent camera anymore, now that the charger to our ancient digital is lost. *sigh* But at least my little vampire is healthy, other than eating all the time and spitting up most of it. And for the most part, so are we.
"landlocked Blues"
BRIGHT EYES LYRICS "Landlocked Blues" (feat. Emmylou Harris) If you walk away, I’ll walk away First tell me which road you will take I don’t want to risk our paths crossing some day So you walk that way, I’ll walk this way And the future hangs over our heads And it moves with each current event Until it falls all around like a cold steady rain Just stay in when it’s looking this way And the moon’s laying low in the sky Forcing everything metal to shine And the sidewalk holds diamonds like the jewelry store case They argue walk this way, no, walk this way And Laura’s asleep in my bed As I’m leaving she wakes up and says “I dreamed you were carried away on the crest of a wave Baby don’t go away, come here” And there’s kids playing guns in the street And ones pointing his tree branch at me So I put my hands up I say “enough is enough, If you walk away, I’ll walk away” And he shot me dead I found a liquid cure From my landlocked blues It’ll pass away
Walmart It's Not Right....
Ok .....this is just my opinion and whether anyone agrees with me or not is not signficant. First of all I want to say this is by no means a way to bad mouth Wal-mart. I love the store I shop there all the time. It's the only place to shop. With that said, I do not agree with how they dispose of merchandise that does not sell. That is clothes, stuffed animals etc.... Ok some of you may already know this but I just found this out. The clothes that do not sell are zeroed out, cut up and thrown in the dumpsters. They cut the arms and legs off the stuffed animals and throw them in the dumpsters. Personally, I think this is terrible. There are too many needy families out there that could use these things. Think about it... A child that does not have a that child gonna care whether or not a teddy bear has Happy Valentines day on it and not Merry Christmas? Well noooooooo... All that child is gonna see is that he/she has a present under the tree. Do you really think t
things don't change, people change and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. it simply means that you move on and treasure memories. letting go doesn't mean giving up, it means accepting that some things just weren't meant to be..but if you truley care for that special something, you will try your hardest to have grasp of it in your own hands, and nothing can take that feeling away from you It's sad when people you know become people you knew when you can walk right past someone like they were never a part of your life how you used to be able to talk to them for hours, and now you can barely even look at them...
The Need
There are needs everyone has,... When friends come calling,I ask what you need? I try to help as much as I can,without allowing myself to be taken advantage of, for materialistic assets I do not have much, for what I can give to you of myself I have alot ot offer, If you need a shoulder to cry on I am here, An ear to listen,I listen, A shoulder to lean on lean on mine, A phone call in the middle of the night no problem,I will answer, The need works both ways,... When you need me or when I need you, You will know, how it is to be needed.
When Women Cry
Be careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out a a man's rib-Not from his feet to be walked on-Not from his head to be superior-but from his side to be equal-under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved.
The Full Story Form Mother And Daughter!!!
HEY EVERYONETHOSE THAT DONT KNOWMAKAYLA AGE 17THE FULL STORY WE HAVEFROM THE MOTHER ANDDAUGHTER MAKAYLA HERSELF           Makayla is a very sweet girl who was little wild but good girl. she never did anything wrong. She met this guy matt and he told her he was 18 years old so they started seeing each other.Then he asked her to have sex with him and she said no she wasent ready just yet. So he said ok played it off like he was ok with it so she drank her ice tea and never new there was something in it. So after she drank it she then passed out and he took anvanage of it and raped her. He thought there was no evedince to prove he did it so he though he was in the clear, then when he found out she was 3 months pregnant he then attacked her. He th
Lot's Of Fun
One For The Guys
Men Strike Back How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --------
New Pics
hey everyone i posted a bunch of new pics tonight. take a minute to stop by and check em out. if anyone rates and comments all of the pics in my support our troops folder I will buy them a gift...just leave me a private message letting me know and I will get to you as soon as I get the chance. Love ya all crystal
Growing Up
As I was driving down the road to choir practice I started thinking of all the good things about where I grew up. That church is where my Dad was minister for almost 40 years. The more I thought, the more I knew I grew up in the perfect place. When I describe the town I grew up in, some of you may think I am nuts. More people live there now, but its still pretty much the same. When I was growing up, at themost I would say 200 people lived there. It was just 2 roads that intersected. Actually there was a third road, but we had to mow it. No stop lights,fast food, movie theater, grocery store, bank, sidewalk. Those things were all a 20 minute drive or more away. Today its still about the same. They finally got cable a couple years ago. Where Dad lives they still don't have it.. just a couple miles away. I know... sure doesn't sound perfect by todays standards, but if I had my choice of anywhere to raise my son, it would be there. The house was huge. I had the smallest
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