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Guide for decoding women

This was too funny If ya cant take a joke.. step off lol GUIDE FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.....................Moooo. * Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure..................On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first.. .....................Former Slut. * New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................Bitch. * Voluptuous...........................Very fat. * Large frame...........................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: * Yes.....................................No * No......................................Yes * Maybe.................................No * We need...............................I want * I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry * We need to talk......................You're in tro uble * Sure, go ahead........................You better not * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay
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