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Key To My Heart
THERE IS SOMEONE WHO HURTS,YET CRIED NO TEARS, TRIED TO BE STRONG STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM, AND PUT ON A SMILE,... ALMOST WENT WEAK AT THE KNEES, CAUSE ONLY ONE PERSON HAS THE KEY TO MY HEART, AND HE HOLDS IT,... ANY OTHER KEY,IS JUST A FAKE,..

" In A Dream"
WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE, MY DREAMS TURN TO LACE, FOR I HAVE FOUND MY PLACE, WHEN I SEE YOUR PLACE, WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, I NO LONGER HEAR THE CRIES, OF MY SOUL DYING, AND MY HEART CRYING, WHEN YOU HOLD ME CLOSE TONIGHT, I NO LONGER FEEL THE FRIGHT, EVERYTHING TURNS RIGHT, WHEN YOU HOLD ME CLOSE TONIGHT, WHEN THE HOPES AND DREAMS I HOLD, ARE NO LONGER TOLD, I HOPE TOGETHER WE'LL GROW OLD BECAUSE YOU GIVE ME HOPE FORETOLD.

As
as i said in my blogs before i will get to each of your pictures and rate them i have over 3000 people on my list and if you cant be pationt with me then tell me cause i would want anyone upset with me please try to be pationt with me thanks

Rip Vaska
:( this early morning my elder dog died... this is not being a nice week she was very sick, after the surgery she got better like 2 months ago, but after a couple weeks feeling well her health went down, lost lot of weight, and at the end she didn't want to eat or drink anything... she has been with us for around 15 years she will always be my good guard dog luv ya Vaska

Cherry Outcast
So I've been a member of this site since september and ya know I'm starting to feel unwanted. I have posted God knows how many salutes that have been rejected and have yet to receive a blast from anyone. Seems like the harder I try to be a likable cherry, I get everyones ass to kiss. Seems impossible to do anything right in this place. So frustrated!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Everything is getting on my nerves. First Ivy - the little skank that I work with. Her stupid perky voice, her stupid high school giggle. Then the customers doing nothing but bitch, moan, bitch, moan, bitch, moan. Its the fucking 4th of July weekend. People are gonna be shopping for their damn parties and picnics. Our store is always busy to begin with - but it is a lot worse when the holidays are around. Now my neighbor is fuckin pissin me off. Its a nice cool day - but I have to close my windows and turn on the A/C and all my fans on high - because they're starting to shoot off those damn noise makers for the 4th. My dogs are terrified of the noises. Can someone PLEASE fucking shoot me?!?!?!?! Put me out of my damn misery. *end bitch blog*

Jus A Glimpse Into The Mind That Is Me.
Have u ever felt alone but know its by your own doing? Or wake up in the mornings and feel like everyday is sunday and a day of impending doom? You just wake up turn off the alarm *playing Greenday's Boulevard of Broken Dreams* by ur bed sit up look outside and think...all hells going to break loose today. Then u proceed to get up get coffee a cig and just stand outside to see the sunrise and then you think ...*what if i was someone eles, someplace eles, sometime other then the current?* Then reality hits and you realise u have so much to do and not enough time in the day. You walk back to ur room and get everything for a good shower. Whilest in the shower you again start thinking *The waters too hot or too cold and then it hits you how trivial this all is nd water is water* You get out dry off and get dressed half heartedly and then think *Why am i getting dressed what for...not like anyone important like the pope will be at my door* And you keep getting dressed. You take the time

Things We Often Forget.....
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!* WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE CRIES -HOLD HER FACE IN YOUR HANDS, LOOK INTO HER EYES, THEN HUG HER. WHEN YOU CUDDLE -HOLD ONTO HER

~edith Piaf~
(pçäf´) , 1915—63, French cabaret singer, born as Edith Giovanna Gassion. She began to sing at 15 in cafés and in the streets of Paris and was soon engaged to sing in a cabaret. Fame quickly followed her appearances in nightclubs all over Europe and America. Piaf appeared in several movies, starring in Le Bel Indifférent (1940), originally a play written for her by Jean Cocteau. Her highly emotional and powerful voice was enormously expressive. Her performance of the song Milord was especially cherished by international audiences. See her memoirs, Au bal de la chance (1958, tr. 1965); biography by her half sister Simone Berteaut (1972).

Winning Morph Picture!! Yayayayaya
CONGRATS TO EDDIE!! FOR MAKING THE COOL WINNING MORPHING PICTURE OF MOI! He did a great job!! Stop by his website, he has some other cool graphic works he does himself.. he is very creative!! Eddie@ CherryTAP He got his pimpin gift as promised!! this was very fun My friends... now I have to think on some other way to keep you busy ;) Kisses Mistress M

No Tital Needed
In every war there is a poem , a song that stirs the mind . Of deeds long gone, heroic tales of bravery forgotten . We will always remember the song "Over there" or the poem "In Flanders field . But times have changed, no longer do they sing from "The Halls of Montesuma to the shores of Tripoli . My time is done, I have served my country with pride .Now a new generation has taken up the torch. To them I say be brave, and if duty calls for it die with honour. For you are all heroes! DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove... Previous | Next | Back to Messages Save Message Text | Full Headers

To Those In Eastern Pa!
If you are interested in taking personal photos and would like to set up an appointment..and recieve a sample photo etc..then download the program "Hello" and add "kissingcutie1180" as a friend there and then we can talk about setting something up!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly

~my Love And Me?~
Writing/Poetry I'm really unsure, do i believe? That it's really only you and me? For so long now, there has been 3.... And I've fought for our love constantly. Knowing all along, you were meant for me. Is it really over? Can i finally breathe? Take my hand, look into my eyes, make me see.. That your whole heart, really belongs to me. I want to cry! I want to scream out! I'm finally free! Now it's just my love and me =) ~Patrice~

Hope
To Lose Hope 06/30/2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Arrows strike at the most vital places in our hearts, the things we care most about. The deepest questions we ever ask are directly related to our hearts’ greatest needs and the answers life gives us shape our images of ourselves, of life, and of God. Who am I? The Romance whispers that we are someone special, that our heart is good because it is made for someone good; the Arrows tell us we are a dime a dozen, worthless, even dark and twisted, dirty. Where is life to be found? The Romance tells us life will flourish when we give it away in love and heroic sacrifice. The Arrows tell us that we must arrange for what little life there may be, manipulating our world and all the while watching our backs. “God is good,” the Romance tells us. “You can release the wellbeing of your heart to him.” The Arrows strike back, “Don’t ever let life out of your control,” and they seem to

Oven-roasted Chicken With Spicy Cornmeal Crust
8 servings Prep: 30 minutes Marinate: 4 hours Roast: 1 hour 15 minutes View Nutrition Facts Ingredients * 3 pounds meaty chicken pieces (breasts, thighs, and drumsticks) * 3/4 cup buttermilk * 1/4 cup olive oil or cooking oil * 2 tablespoons finely chopped shallots * 1 tablespoon finely shredded lemon peel * 1/4 cup lemon juice * 1 tablespoon mild to medium chile powder, such as Ancho or New Mexico * 1 teaspoon dried thyme or rosemary, crushed * 2 eggs, slightly beaten * 1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese * 1/2 cup cornmeal * 1/3 cup fine dried bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons snipped fresh parsely * 2 tablespoons margarine or butter, melted Directions 1. Place chicken in a plastic bag set in a deep bowl. For marinade, stir together buttermilk, oil, shallots, lemon peel, lemon juice, chile powder, thyme or rosemary, and 1 tablespoon salt. Pour over chicken; close bag. Chill 4 hours, turn

Saturday's Full Moon Offers Strange Illusion
This weekend's full moon hangs lower in the sky than any other full moon of 2007, according to NASA, and it's a good time to be fooled. When low on the horizon, the Moon can appear to be larger than when it's higher in the sky. It's all an illusion, scientists say, and it does not involve any enlarging effects of the atmosphere. Rather, it's all in your mind. Here's how it works: Our brains think things on the horizon are farther away than stuff overhead, because we're used to seeing overhead clouds that are close compared to those on the horizon. In the mind's eye, the sky is a flattened dome. With this dome as a reference, we expect something on the horizon (such as the moon) to be father, and because it is actually no farther than when overhead, our brains goof and imagine that it is larger. Skeptical? You can test this from home. When the moon first rises, hold something small like the eraser of a pencil at arms length and compare its size to the moon on the hor

Tiramisu Charlotte
Tiramisu, a traditional Italian dessert, takes on a new form in this gelatin dessert. A mere 45 minutes gives you this beautiful do-ahead dessert.gredients * 3 teaspoons unflavored gelatin * 1/3 cup cold water * 1/2 of a 10-3/4 ounce package frozen or fresh pound cake, thawed if necessary and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices, or 24 ladyfingers * 2 to 3 tablespoons Marsala or apple juice * 1 8-ounce container mascarpone cheese* or one 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened * 1 tablespoon powdered sugar * 1/4 cup Marsala or apple juice * 4 egg yolks * 1/3 cup granulated sugar * 1-1/2 cups whipping cream * 2 tablespoons instant espresso coffee powder * 1 vanilla bean, split, or 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1 cup whipping cream * Sugared kumquats (optional) * Sugared strawberries (optional) * Orange peel curls (optional) Directions 1. In a 1-cup glass measure sprinkle the gelatin over cold wate

Salmon Bisque
Salmon bisque is made with canned salmon, a little onion, butter, broth, wine, milk, and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 6 tablespoons butter * 1 tablespoon grated onion * 5 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1 bay leaf * 1 can (approx. 14 ounces) chicken broth * 1/2 cup dry white wine * 1 tablespoon tomato paste * 1 small can (approx. 7 1/2 ounces) salmon with juices * 1 cup half-and-half or whole milk * salt and pepper to taste * garnish suggestions: roasted red pepper strips, sour cream, croutons, parsley PREPARATION: Heat butter in a medium saucepan until melted; add onion and saute for 4 to 5 minutes, until tender. Blend in flour, stirring constantly, until well dissolved and bubbly. Add bay leaf. Gradually stir in broth.Cook, stirring, until thickened and smooth. Stir in wine and cook over low heat for 10 minutes. Discard the bay leaf. Stir in tomato paste and salmon with juices. Process in blender until smooth then return to

Oyster Chowder With Bacon And Spinach
Enjoy this tasty oyster chowder with crackers and a tossed green salad. INGREDIENTS: * 3 slices bacon, diced * 1 cup diced celery * 1/2 cup diced onion * 3 tablespoons butter * 4 tablespoons flour * 1 1/2 cups chicken broth * 20 to 24 ounces oysters with their liquor * 1 cup tightly packed chopped spinach leaves, about 3 to 4 ounces * 2 cups heavy cream * 1 teaspoon sea salt * Dash freshly ground black pepper * Dash nutmeg * 1 tablespoon dry sherry, optional PREPARATION: In a large saucepan, cook the bacon over medium-low heat until fat is rendered. Add the butter, celery, and onion; continue cooking, stirring, until vegetables are tender. Stir in flour until well blended.Add chicken broth, oysters with liquid, and spinach. Continue cooking until spinach is wilted. Add cream and seasonings; heat through. Stir in sherry. Serves 4.

Chicken A La King
Serve chicken a la king over hot cooked rice, toast, biscuits, or cooked pastry shells. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup butter or margarine * 1/4 cup flour * 2 tablespoons chopped onion * 4 ounces fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 2 cups milk * 2 cups diced cooked chicken * 1/4 cup chopped drained pimiento (2 ounce jar) PREPARATION: Melt butter or margarine in a medium saucepan. Cook onion and mushrooms over medium low heat until onion is tender. Add flour and salt, stirring until mixture is smooth. Gradually stir in milk and Worcestershire sauce.Continue cooking and stirring for about 3 minutes or until mixture is thick and begins to bubble; stir in chicken and drained chopped pimiento. Heat through and serve over hot cooked rice, pastry shells, or toast. Chicken a la king recipe serves 4.

Update
Well i am no longer trippin on the Pic contest! Update is well I became a member of the DIRTY SOUTH CREW family today! And am rather excited about it- something to look forward too when coming online to cherrytap! I was starting to get a little bored!

Recovery
Well this is the first time blogging after my surgery....just wanted to let all my friends know i am on the mend and the surgery was a big success. I will put a couple of pics up to show what was done and how well i am healing. I am looking forward to being 100% once again!

Things Are Looking Up
Well last week wasnt very good at all. So i had to go out of town, due to a family emergency. And now im home, feels good to be home after a long week of worry and upset. But at the same time, feels like i should still be there with my family. My sister is in the hospital, went there sunday and still is ther e now. Im very glad to say though that shes doing much better. So hopefully July will be a much better month. Heres to a great summer for one and all.

I Had To Save This Horoscope, So Very True Sometimes :d
Longing for the past? Those 'might have beens' are so seductive, but you have to get past the illusion and deal with the reality of where you are now. Leave memories where they belong and pay attention to the present. Courtesy of MsTags.com Courtesy of MsTags.com

Company
Where are you going, where have you been? My dear, close, and quiet friend, As we sit in the soft springtime Saturday's end Taking comfort in each other once again. Tell me your stories and I'll tell you mine; And so we will pass a few hours time With the quaint and the comic and even sublime - Silently searching for that elusive sign. We'll fashion the future and polish the past, Allowing the memories to amass; While the grains of sand slip through the glass 'Til a tranquil lull pervades at last. Conversation fades with the eve's golden light, We cannot go on, try though we might; So you gather me an embrace so tight, And we wistfully, longingly say goodnight.

Husband Is Getting Raped Tonight.
My husband is home for the night and then will be back on the road early tomorrow morning for another week. I have plans for him where I will be literally raping him. I told him that I want to be his master and he is to be my slave and allow me to do anything I wish to his to all of his body and he WILL take it all and enjoy all that I give. If you were in his place tonight what it is that you would want me to do to you (him) ???? These one week business trips are getting to me and he will be doing this for six more weeks yet and will finally be home on August 20th for good... just in time for my birthday the next day. I plan to rape him every Saturday night when he gets home because I miss him so much during the time he is gone... but it is so much fun texting him with my dirty ideas and thoughts... we have virtual foreplay for the week he is gone through out cell phone textings and then we are so hot for one another on the night he is home. Technology is so great for

Waxing
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on........ My night began as any other normal weeknight Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I

Tears
The tears fall like rain. Unable to stop them. Knowing he loves her, not me. I love him so much. That it really does hurt. Wanting nothing more than to hold him forever. To take away the pain he doesn't share. But she wins hands down. And I will slip slowly into my darkness!

06-29-07
06-29-07 "depressing-free" night "Pumpkin & Honey Bunny" clip from the movie "Pulp Fiction" Dick Dale "Misirlou" with BratPrince voice intro Dick Dale And His Del-Tones with Stevie Ray Vaughan "Pipeline" TLL Tendollar Aerosmith "Heart's Done Time" The Killers "Somebody Told Me" Gin Blossoms "Christine Sixteen" SaveNetRadio.com July 15 Call c >voiceover: The Viscounts "Harlem Nocturne" The Allman Brothers Band "One Way Out" LIVE Queen & Paul Rodgers "Fat Bottomed Girls" LIVE Tool & A Perfect Circle "Diary Of A Love Song" LIVE Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers "Breakdown" LIVE George Thorogood & The Destroyers "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" LIVE >voiceover Seether featuring Amy Lee "Broken" Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun" Stone Temple Pilots "Plush" Evanescence "Call Me When You're Sober" Candlebox "You" >voiceover Steel Dragon "Stand Up And Shout" Ram Jam "Black Betty" Head East "Never Been Any Reason" Senate PSA 002 Point Blank "Nicole" Thin Lizzy "Jailbreak

A Rant From Mbj
I not a Criminal! Maybe a Bank Robber and Jewel Thief, but not a Gas Thief! Gas Stations make me fell like one! I hate gas stations that make you pay before you pump. I'll put the nozzle up and go somewhere else before I get gas from them. They make you fell like a damn criminal! 95% of us are good Americans, why do we have to put up with such crap. If you go in and pay, for instance $30, so you've paid them and you get to $29.50 faster than it takes to go from $29.50 to $30, what the Hell is up with that. Most Stations I let know that I will not give them my business simply because of that reason.

My Pregnancy...
HEY GUYS! ALOT OF PPL ASK ME TO KEEP THEM UPDATED ON MY PREGNANCY, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO POST A BLOG WITH ALL OF MY UPDATES THAT I KEEP IN MY JOURNAL, SO HERE WE GO... Hi my name is Renea Jones. I am a 20 year old college student and i plan to become a labor and delivery nurse. This is not my first pregnancy. I have had two previous miscarrages, one at 10 weeks and one at 12 weeks. My boyfriend Jason and I tried for almost a year, and now we are pregnant again with a beautiful baby girl that we have decided to name Jayden Grace. I am 23 weeks pregnant as of 5-26-2007. I have had a pretty easy pregnancy except for a few times that i got dehydrated and one time i got food poisoning. I took my positive pregnancy test on 1-20-2007 and i couldnt have been more excited. I found out that she was a girl on 5-2-2007. when i went in for my doctors appointment I was sooo scared that they were going to tell me that it was a boy. I was sitting there praying for a girl over and over again. my ul

Holiday!
Since I work to much I have decided to take a 5 day weekend. Maybe this will improve my mood some. Never know maybe I will do something fun and exciting. I am taking a trip to see a ball game don't know how exciting that will be but hey won't know till I go. The fact of the matter is I just want to get away for a few days. Maybe with this nice break I can think about all the shit going on im my life. Well thats all the news I have for now. Oh yeah incase im not on again before the 4th. Happy Independence Day!!!!!!

Serial Killa
Serial Killa Twiztid ft. Tech N9ne [Jamie Madrox] What is it about a serial killa that attracts you? And makes this music that you can sharpen an axe to Taking you back through a hallway to a black room No walls or ceilings, just doorways to pass through You choose, chainsaws are always nice But razorblades and knives are way more precise When it comes to cutting, this shit here is an art And we finish what we start, that's what separates us apart From other motherfuckers, not saying no names But them other motherfuckers (Ain't family) And they say I'm sick, too sick Well how sick do you get? When you see a chest without a butcher knife buried in it Wait a minute, give me an axe I wanna smash your ribcage in half For every time you laugh on our behalf Will you let me another chance to redefine? The mind of a serial killa [Chorus x2] Serial killa K I double L A Fruit looped out of my mind like Godzilla (Kill) Serial killa (Killa, Killa) Torture and destroy

I Want Sex
Ok guys my man is in jail and he was a bastard so i'm living my life and rogering and hammerstining any cute guy who walks by. So give me a email and something my happen. I'm also very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bored -.-

Tired Of Liveing This Life And Trying To Make It Better.
You ever feel trapt? Ok Well i do man. I keep on trying to get better. Im moveing forward yes. Getting my liscence back, trying to get to a houseing authority where i am on a bus route to maybe get a job. You ever feel scared to fall asleep at night? Want your kid next to you cuz your nervous someone is going to try to break into your son's window? If you think about it all it is so flat out rediculous to know ever summer you know the drama is going to start in your neighborhood. Where people are going to start caseing out your place or other apartments of the like. No i may not be rich. I have the best thing in the world here my child, and for all the money in the world I would never trade him. He is my most valued possession and my greatest love in my life. What scares me is what do i do when I am faced with the fact of these nightmarish scenes in my sleep of someone breaking into my home? Only thing i can think of talk about it with my therapist. Now it is right next d

Cynical Heart
This is not about anyone, just something I am feeling right now...just a place I am in... You say you would love to own me, but we know it is not true. We never say what we mean nor really believe in what we do. We let our guard down thinking this time it will different, but as always we are turned into fools. One would never know what runs through your heart when they look at you. What hatred there is in you, when you let lies rule. All the things you say, the words so sweet. I wish I could believe it, wish it were true. They say things will get better, things will always work out for the best. This is something you will have to prove.

Jeffrey Or Emma? Emma Or Jeffrey?
Jeffrey or Emma? Emma or Jeffrey? How you word this question about whether our second child due Monday will be a boy or a girl depends whether you talk to Martha or me. Whenever I'm home I'll say regarding our child which martha's carrying, "Hi, Jeffrey (or Emma)!" Martha will say the opposite, and among the immediate family as well as my online Friends, opinion seems to be divided down the middle. Last weekend at the reunion four of Martha'a aunts and Martha's dad Robert were convinced based on the baby being low that it would be a girl; Martha's mom Sharon, sister Mary, me, and all the cousins in Minot are convinced of a boy. Either way, the baby's going to break the tie among the cousins (our nieces and nephews) in Minot. There's fifteen-year-old Patrick, Martha's sister Margaret's oldest, nine-year-old Mathew, and seven-year-old Brandon who are Malesa's two for the boys. For the girls, there's Margaret's other two children -- eleven-year-old Breanna and two-year-old Josceline -- an

How To Eat It Right
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your

Having A Rough Week...
I think this week has been one of those times where I'm getting tested to see how strong I am...I have had a lot of BS going on this week and it looks like it will be continuing for a while...I won't let it get me down though, I'm a lot stronger than people think I am... Anyways, I took my first test for this quarter in school, and I am proud to say I aced it!!! I'm glad, but the next test is next Monday and that one I'm a little worried about...I want to be on the dean's list this quarter, and I hope I can do it... I am trying to get inspired again, I love to write poetry, but found I have lost my inspiration...kind of funny, I have to be depressed in order to write anything good....I might put a few of my works on here to let everyone read them, but I'm nervous because I don't think they are really all that good... I seem to be picking fights with a certain someone on here, but I haven't figured out why I am doing it...I guess I'm kind of testing the water to see how long i

Special Thanks
I KNOW I have the best online friends and the number of get well comments, messages and gifts just proves that. You guys are amazing. I was so sick with a stomach virus yesterday and couldn't take it any more that I finally checked myself into the hospital yesterday bout 9pm. They did vitals and I was so in distress that my normally perfect blood pressure was sky high and had a slight fever. I got med's and IV and stayed with them till early in the morning. I am doing much better now but still a bit under the weather. Just wanted to thank everyone for keeping me in their thoughts while I was away. Your get well wishes are helping me pull thru. With love, Sonya xoxoxo

Head Imploded. Brains Leaking Out.
It's raining. And thundering. And lightninging. blah. I'm not a storm person. Especially when I'm home alone. Anyways. Today was a good day. Had an early store with a couple good counters. The girl running it noticed that last time we sent 8 people and they finished in 4 hours. We had 4 and we finished in 4 hours. Now what does that tell ya. the manager had us recount (well the supervisor) one of my areas and I was all of $5 off. Heaven forbid. Maybe if she realized that she changed her store around... sigh oh well. This weeks is a very light week at work. I only had two stores (well three but my boss doesn't wanna admit I was scheduled for two conflicting stores) and today I was able to get two more days. A slightly better pay check, so yay. Been slightly bored lately... I wanna go out more but I'm too shy, broke, and well... I guess those are my only two decent excuses. I need friends to drag me out of the house more often. I need... er- nevermind. Anyways... I actually

Prozac Nation
That's the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it's impossible to ever see the end. The fog is like a cage without a key." I start to feel like I can't maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I wish I knew what was wrong. Maybe something about how stupid my whole life is. I don't know. Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't. I don't want any more vicissitudes, I don't want any more of this try, try again stuff. I just want out. I've had it. I am so tired. I am twenty and I am already exhausted. Elizabeth Wurtzel From Book Prozac Nation I'm the girl who is lost in space, the girl who is disappearing always, forever fading away and receding farther and farther into the backg

Confessions Of The Heart,
I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU I WILL ADMIT IT,THE PRICE I PAY THAT IS MY ADMISSION,LOVE FOR MY FRIENDS ALWAYS FREE AND UNCONDITIONAL,BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE,I ALSO HAVE TO BE DEVOTED AND COMMITTED,...IF I LET GO NOW,WILL YOU STILL BE THERE LATER ON,...

To All My New Friends
wazzup guys the name is Chris and i just wanted to say thanks for adding me i really appreciate it ive anyway if any of ya all wanna know a little more bout me feel free to send a holler my way anytime and i will do my damnedest to get back with you later

My Life
my life is like a puzzle its in a bunch of different pieces which used to be together now some pieces don't fit some are missing and some are damaged beyond repair. This puzzle one day piece by piece will be put back together again for better or for worse the picture might not be the same any more like it shows on the front of the box so heres hopeing for a better picture.

Another Day
so i wake up this morning only to find out quickly that i have a headache......joy so i know right away that my suger must be high... has not been high for quite some time but i believe that i forgot to take meds yesterday so i get the joy of giving my self three shots this morning... give shots....take meds slap myself in the head for forgetting....and then figure out what to make for breakfast.... tell my son fourteen time take the dog out take the dog out.... dont you have to pee in the morning well so does the dog..... he takes the dog out and then shelbie wakes up ......she gets up on the coutch and wants breadkfast well honey just give mommy a sec and i will get breakfsst. shelbie pouts and kris comes in from walking the dog...he is a great son......just a little deaf when not wanting to do something right away get breakfast together and feed hungrey children.......yeah then i look around my house and think god did some tornato come through this place and i slept th

True Love
DO YOU LOVE If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation" If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise" If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex" If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity" If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship" BUT... If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE" SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS,PEOPLE ?

Latest Adventures!
Well I have placed an ad on Craigs List in the Allentown section under the Erotic Service for adults only section and it has had a fairly good response. I have gotten pretty many inquiries and quite a few have turned into set appointments. I am allowing guys to basically come to the third floor where I live (and we are not disturbed) and letting them take all the nude photos or lingirie photos, in whatever pose or position they want for $100! I am also allowing them to masturbate and shoot anywhere on me! ;) If they want me to "touch" them it costs a little extra $$$ but will gladly be done. The other night i even had a 53 yr old respond to the ad and ask for a "Roman Helmet" for those of you who do not know what that is..He basically put his "package" on top of my head and it draped in my face, for one of the photos!!! Alot of stickiness has been occuring but totally happy customers. Hugs and Kisses Kelly

Ratatouille
RATATOUILLE Pronunciation: rah-tê-TWEE, rah-tê-TU-ee Hear it! Part of Speech: Noun, mass (no plural) Meaning: A vegetable stew, originating in Nice, consisting of eggplant, zucchini, tomatoes, peppers, and onions, prepared in or with olive oil. RECIPE HERE. Notes: French borrowings that have not been assimilated into English usually sound beautiful to English ears. Today's Good Word, however, sounds a little facetious due to its similarity to 'rat-a-tat-tat', the onomatopoetic word for the sound of a machine gun. So facetious it is, in fact, that the Disney Corporation is using this word as the title of its recent feature cartoon that attempts to extend the cuteness of Mickey Mouse to rats. (Wonder why Walt himself preferred mice?) In Play: This word is arcane enough that the subtitle of the Disney film is a pronunciation guide for the title: 'RATATOUILLE (Rat-a-too-ee)'. However, the dish is delicious when properly created, so its name should be more popula

Mirror Image
Two sides, different, yet part of the one Opposites forever bound together Never able to part Constant conflicts never resolved Forcing each to compromise beliefs Moving towards uncommon goals Weaving their way through time Never giving in, never bowing Surrender never uttered Yet still they move on Along their unknown path They mirror each other The right and the left Their contest balanced to the end With a flip of a coin they dance again

My I.b.i.c. Sistas!
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Another Tragedy
A lot of people don't know about the hellish turn my life took 15 years ago. My best friend, and the man that at the time I considered to be the love of my life, until I found Joe, was murdered and died in my arms after taking a bullet that was meant for me. Anyways, I had reason to think of him today when I found out that his baby brother, the only other child in the family died in a car accident last night. In a way, I'm glad that their parents aren't alive to see this. I don't know if they would be able to take the loss of another child. I know it's going to be hard on his wife, especially since she is pregnant with their first child. I hope that all my friends here on CT will keep my friends in their thoughts and prayers over the upcoming months. I hope that she will realize that I will always be there for her, just like I was always there for Shawn. I know that she is a strong person, but even the strongest people need to understand that they have friends that they can lea

June 30 Th, Weekend Canceled
Well Saturdays I normally Spend Time with my Ex Kate.Extra Corricular addictivity time.Have a Few Beverages an get Wild.So my Preminition that I had last night became a Reality this afternoon an tonight. has been Canceled once again. Actually I'd like to tell the whole Story.But at this time I will not. Actually with all the contests going on for The Kingdom of Wolves it is proberly Best I stick around,anyway. I will keep busy an not fester this Situation. Actually my Friendships with Luna's, From my Kingdom of Wolves is actually a Hell of a lot better than my Relationship,with my ex that will be ending sooner than she might think. I desire Companionship but she can't or don't want to give me this that I seek.The only reason she is with me is for the Awesome sex I offer her.When I was Younger I lived for the Sex.But since I turn'd 50,I Desire Companionship. Maybe my Fishing Buddy Corey will pick me up 5:am tomorrow or maybe we shall CancelMy ride into where I need to mighta a

What Are You?
You are the Hanged Man Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound. With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain. The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes. The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Life
Life is ok I guess, it could be better but things are looking up for me and my family. Hubby starts a new job on Monday which is awsome because it's been rough finding one since we moved here the end of April. Things will be getting better because of it. We will be able to get our own place soon and have our lives in some kind of order finally. We've moved around so much that I am hopeing soon we find something more permanant. I've been doing this shit for far too long. I just want us to settle somewhere and stay there. It's starting to look like we will finally be able to do so here soon. We have been thinking of moving back to Illinois which won't be bad cuz where he is working now, when we do decide to move, if we decide to move there, he will be able to get a transfer which is awsome. We will have 3 choices of where to move in Illinois also. We have Normal, Springfield, and Champaign. Doesn't matter to me which place as long as we are happy where we are. That's all the latest news

Happy Canada Day
TO ALL MY CANADIAN FRIENDS FAMILY --AN FANS. I HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT.JUST HAVE ALOT OF FUN AN ENJOY WITH EVERYONE ITS A BIG SPECIAL DAY.GO AN BARAQUE AN HAVE A FEW DRINKS AN PARTY FOR ALL US CANADIANS. AN ALSO ALL OUR ARMY FAMILYIES OUT THERE WANT YOUS TO KNOW WERE HERE FOR YOU.

Visualize The Seeds Of Your Reality And Add Water.
ƒÞ Cultivate your garden. Let it take root in you until your thousand eyes open like violets to morning light. --Nancy Paddock In our imaginations we can mix images and ideas from all over the world-imagine the thousand eyes of a peacock growing among the purple violets, or babies that grow on trees! In our imaginations we can also nurture feelings of love, affection, self-esteem. All of us-not just writers-can learn to see the images in our own minds. We can do this by breathing slowly, relaxing, and looking at the movie in our minds. We may see a field of wildflowers, or find ourselves wading across a stream in the mountains. We might see happiness as wildflowers and grass coming up through the sidewalk, breaking the concrete into chunks and sand, growing so slowly yet with such great power. It may help us appreciate our growth today to look at it this way. Can I visualize my happiness right now? What does it look like?

Chicken Vessuvio
This tasty dish is a combination of roasted chicken and Italian sausages, served on a bed of white beans in a flavorful tomato sauce, which is great served on a bed of soft polenta, or garlic mashed potatoes. :Serves 4-6I first had a dish similar to this one at a restaurant chain that describes itself as "southern Italian immigrant cuisine". My family enjoyed it so much, I came home and created my own version. You could substitute less expensive chicken thighs, or a cut up whole chicken if you preferred. This is a great dish to use when having a large group of people over as much of it can be prepared ahead, and just baked when needed. 4 Large Chicken Breasts, Skin On, Cut In Half 4 to 6 Italian Sausages, Either Sweet Or Hot Depending On Your Preference 4 Tablespoons Olive Oil Salt & Pepper 2 Cans Cannellini Beans, Drained 1 Medium Onion, Chopped 3 Large Cloves Garlic, Minced 1/2 Cup White Wine 2 Stalks Celery, Chopped 10 Ripe Plum Tomatoes, Cored, Se

How?
How did it come to this? How did my world just fall apart in a matter of moments? Everyone expects me to be okay...how can they not see the look in my eyes? How can they not see my pain? What right do they have to tell me to "suck it up"? Fuck them. My world is destroyed, completely, and they want me to be okay? I can't do this anymore...I won't do this anymore. You have no right to ask me to. Just let me go. Let me find my peace.

Music Writing
Well it's taken this song a long time to progress and manisfest itself into a version that I'm completly happy with...The song is and was originally written as an ode to my beautiful,wonderful,absolutely fantastic,uber sexy girlfriend. I call her "Babygirl" as a pet name and that's what the song is called. It took me getting no sleep last night and into today to finally come up with a rough skeleton version of the song...I have rythm and lead guitar finished for the song's rough version,all that's left is to burn it to disk,take said disk into work and hand it over to my bro DannyBoi so he can come up with a drum pattern to it....Then get the drum pattern back and finally lay down the final version of the song with drums,vocals and then re-do or fine tune some parts on guitar.I have about 60% of the vocals for it written down as well. I'm absolutely drained but exhilirated at the task now accomplished. Just wanted to say that it was done. LOL Take it easy peeps and have a great rest of

Sick And Tired (c.c.r)
Artist/Band: Cross Canadian Ragweed Lyrics for Song: Sick And Tired Got your bag on your shoulder, Never thought once about thinkin' it over. Feel like you're the only one, Who's ever been in a bad situation. Now you need to take yourself a love vacation, 'Cause after all, what's done is done. Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Everything around you's growin' old. The days drag on, the nights last forever, Every day's tougher just to keep it together. Forget everything you've ever known, Except for home. He made a promise he couldn't keep. I bet he's not losing a bit of sleep, Over how you're getting down the line. Now don't you fret, now don't you worry, Don't get in too much of a hurry, 'Cause up ahead's that city limit sign. Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Everything around you's growin' old. The days drag on, the nights last forever, Every day's tougher just to keep it together. Forget everything you've ever known, Except for home.

Amazing! Have To See This!
I promise you it's not a virus or popups! I don't want to try and explain it because you have to see it for yourself. Click the link below or copy and paste it to your browser. http://beaumatt.ipodpsp.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=SATV1

Differences
What is the difference between men and women? 1 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage. 6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people rem

Hmmm, Can't They Be The Same?
Today's Horoscope **It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all.** I had gotten to a point in my life that I believed the way i wanted things would never be a reality for me. But now, as I take a chance with my heart, and learn to open up again, I wonder can't reality be the way I want things to be. When you find your dream, and feel the connection, then it makes your heart and mind reach for the stars. I know that the things I desire in my life can be a reality. It may never look exactly the way the "picture" in my mind thought it should, but like it says the reality not so bad. For me it's all about finding a connection that is real. The reality of that is sooooooo much better than anything I could have hoped for. There are pieces that could make it better, distance being one. But it's all about the h

What We Do And Mean.
Being in the Army is about much more than being physically fit. It is mental and emotional strength. It is the confidence to lead. It is the courage to stand up for your beliefs. It is the compassion to help others. It is the desire for lifelong learning. It is making a difference for yourself, your family, your community and our nation.Strong is about much more than being physically fit. It is mental and emotional strength. It is the confidence to lead. It is the courage to stand up for your beliefs. It is the compassion to help others. It is the desire for lifelong learning. It is making a difference for yourself, your family, your community and our nation.

Update I'm In First Place!! Thank You!!
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 400+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything on your profile with 10's(or until I run ou

Vacation To Dallas
I went to Dallas last week and it was great besides two things. The first thing is that I am as red as an apple and the second thing is that I blew-out my knee wakeboarding. the last time I did it was when I was 8 years old. Who woudl have thought that 20 years later my past would catch up you me. The first two times I couldn't get back into it. By the thrid time, I had it going and was doing some kick ass killer stunts and tricks. Until I desided to pull a trick that I have never whipped out on until Sunday. At 1pm Sunday afternoon I desided to pullout a backflip into a tailgrab (which I have done 100's of time before with no problem). My hand ends up slipping and I come slamming to the water and my knee hits the rocks. I ended up moving my knee totally out of place and tare 98% of the cartledge around my knee. So anyways, I went to the ER and it took them 2 hours and 13 mins to see me. The doctor told me the news and I told him "Well no shit doc I already knew what happened and w

Former Wwe Star To Direct Xxx
WELL EVERYONE I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMMING ON JULY 28TH THAT SHOULD ROCK THE WHOLE WRESTLING AND PORN WORLD.....A FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR WILL BE MAKING "HIS" DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH MYSELF AS THE CO-DIRECTOR IN DOING A NEW ADULT DVD STARRING MYSELF AND RON JEREMY AS WELL AS SOME OTHER BIG NAME STARS.....WE WILL BE APPEARING AT "THE PARK" BAR LOUNGE AT THE HARDROCK CASINO ON JULY 28TH WITH A BIG RELEASE PARTY AND THE NEWS OF THE UNVIELING OF WHOM THIS IS...BELEIVE ME YOU WILL BE VERY SHOCKED AND SURPRISED TO SAY THE LEAST....WE ARE HOPING THAT VINCE MAY CATCH WIND OF THIS ONE.........LOL SO IF YOU CAN MAKE IT YOU WILL HAVE ALOT OF FUN AS THERE WILL BE MANY FREE GIFTS GIVEN AWAY AND SOME SURPRISES TOO THAST NIGHT ......WE HAVE A FEW CONTESTS BEING DONE THAT NIGHT AS WELL WITH CASH PRIZES TOTALING OVER 10,000 DOLLARS!!!! SO PLEASE COME OUT AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT TO SUMMER AND HER GANG AND SEE THE NEW DEBUT OF HER SIDE BY SIDE DIRECTOR.....WHO CAN IT BE? IF YOU CAN NAME THE FORM

A School Day
Today begins another day that I must go through Still tired from lack of sleep but I don't mind Breakfast forgotten and skipped again Walking my way to the next chapter of my life Traveling in a giant box with strange creatures Most of them are just like myself Too tired to care what may happen in their world. Reaching the first drop off and crossing another galaxy Taking another box with more people than before Most of them jump out to go somewhere else I will get to the end of the line alone Dragging my body across this new world Far away from where I should be Attempting to go back into the true reality. Once my time has been spent in that grey cell I'll press the rewind button with my legs Travel backward through the same boxes With the same people who still are tired Sleepy from working at a constant rate Ready to forget all the worries from before. Tomorrow begins another day to do everything again No change in my lifestyle will be made Back and forth

Happenings In The Life Of Cola....
ok so i know i've said it over and over again and have yet to actually DO it.... but this time it's actually gonna happen. lol. i'm moving. after 4 years of hell in the plaza of medina county i am finally able to get out of there. i'm moving into barberton with my boyfriend greg. giving my ex the apartment so the kids have their rooms back and he can get out from under his grandparents. he needs it more than i do... and it will be a lot easier than trying to find a place for all of my damn furniture lol. anyways... we're probably gonna be getting this all underway on monday/tuesday.... if not then probably by the end of the week or so.. anyways.... i've been staying here with greg for the past couple of weeks... and i really like the town... there is so much that you can just walk to.... everything that i would need to get to is here within walking distance. i love it... it's peaceful. i'm happy here... and i'm happy with the way my life is taking me... which for once is finally going

~~dedicated True Love~~
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung him

Let Everyone Know
wanted to let everyone know ill be double commenting for sunday and monday i will be in hospital monday haveing surgrey so this way ill be caught up when i get out say a prayer have a great weekend luv hugs evis

Happy 4th
Hey Friends It is Saturday and what’s new in your area, is half of you have fire works tonight or do it on the original 4th of July. The coolest thing there is a mountain you can sit up and watch fire works go over two or three cities. It is a blast but fun to see with a friend. Due to part of the area I live in IT seems so dry to shoot fireworks. But I have a few friends on here that live in Wisconsin, might not where they live. Well play safe and have fun be with friends and family and just enjoy yourself. Me I going to stay home and just relax and enjoy life, your friend ETHAN

Chicken Francese
This is a recipe that folks email me for on a weekly basis, but you are never going to find it in an Italian cookbook. : Serves 4 Thin slices of chicken are dipped in an egg and cheese mixture, are then fried golden brown and topped with a delicious lemon, butter sauce. Francese means,"in the French" manner, and it involves coating something in flour, then in beaten eggs and frying it. Often it is topped with a sauce as this dish does. Although there are some ingredients found in Italian cuisine that are prepared in this manner, thin slices of chicken are commonly not, and cheese would not be added to the cheese mixture as it is in this recipe. The cheese does however add a unique flavor when combined with the lemon sauce. Apparently, this dish evolved from Italian American restaurants, particularly those in and around New York city. I was given this recipe from a good friend who lived in New York for many years. It is quite easy to make, although I will warn you it definitely is

Car Trouble
You're driving down the interstate late at night and see a car off to the side of the road. As you get closer you see a beautiful woman bent over, digging in the trunk of the car. You pull over and climb out of your car. You slowly approach her, taking in the sight of her extremely long legs and her very short skirt. You can feel your jeans growing tight in the crotch area the closer you get. "Excuse me, ma'am, do you need some help?" "Uh, yeah, I had a blow out," the sound of her voice makes your rock hard cock pulse even harder against your zipper. "I can't seem to find my spare or the jack." She bent back over your trunk. You get as close as you can behind her so she could feel your cock pulsing against her gorgeous, tight behind. She let out a soft moan as you pull up the carpet in the trunk to reveal the spare tire and the jack. She starts wiggling her body, grinding that beautiful behind against your cock. You wrap your arms around her waist and

Chicken Agrodolce
This is an Italian style sweet and sour sauce that has many different names in the various different regions across Italy. : Serves 4 Sometimes called in scapece (central Italy), or in soar (Veneto), this sauce was historically used to preserve meat, vegetables and seafood. This particular dish is best just slightly warm, or even at room temperature, and makes a great dish for buffet tables or as a portable entree on picnics. Once you have made it once, you can vary the ingredients as you choose. Personally, I prefer to eliminate the raisins, but they are a traditional ingredient in this sauce. 4 Boneless Chicken Breasts, Skin Removed 1 Cup Seasoned Breadcrumbs (Seasoned With Salt, Pepper, And 1 Teaspoon Oregano) 2 Beaten Eggs 1/4 Cup Milk 3 Tablespoons Olive Oil 2 Tablespoons Butter The Sauce: 1 Large Onion, Thinly Sliced 2 Cloves Garlic, Minced 1/4 Cup Olive Oil Salt & Pepper 1/2 Cup Red Wine Vinegar 1/2 Cup Water 1-2 Teaspoons Sugar

Free-4-all
its happening ppl its on right now for the next 4 hours its hookahradios free-4-all 4 hours of unplanned mayhem live on the air 8 djs each having a 30 min time slot two teams its dj rains team vs dj voices team come along join in the fun u know u dont wanna miss this W 3 R D:D WWW.HOOKAHRADIO.COM

Too Many Lies,scandal And Wounds That Cut Too Deep...
I've known for awhile that my husband was gonna go out with my friend Andrea's boyfriend Drew. I was ok with that. Hell I'm ok with him going out with just about anyone as long as he is upfront,and honest with me. If you have nothing to hide then why be shady and lie about bs right?? Well,first Chad tried telling me he was going out with his brother,then it changed to he was going to this bar alone,and that he'd meet people there to talk to,then finally when I point blanked asked him if he was going out with his secretary from work (Carolina) he said to me "why would you think that?" I told him dont pull some bullshit on me and he finally fessed up that yeah he was. I was not angry in the least about him going out with her, just the fact he felt the need to lie about it. It didnt make sense that if everything was on the up and up he would need to be shady. So I went there and confronted him about the lies. I was so upset I punched him and told him I dont appreciate the fu

Chicken Croquettes With Roasted Pepper Sauce
Since more and more of us are choosing chicken instead of red meat, I am always on the lookout for new, unique chicken recipes. : Serves 4 This recipe combines finely chopped chicken with seasonings which is then shaped into croquettes and fried or baked. I use thighs as they have more flavor, and tend to be more moist than chicken breasts, but you could use either. I like to top these tender tidbits with either a piquant tomato sauce, or the roasted pepper sauce given here. 4 Large Boneless Chicken Thighs 1 Slice Bread 1/4 Cup Milk 1 Egg 2 Green Onions, Chopped Into Pieces 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley Salt & Pepper 1/4 Cup Parmesan Cheese Oil For Frying 1 Cup Bread Crumbs Roasted Pepper Sauce: One Large Red Pepper One Large Yellow Pepper Two Tablespoons Capers Salt & Pepper 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley 1/4 to 1/2 Cup Olive Oil Dash Of Balsamic Vinegar To Make The Croquettes: Either finely chop the chicken pieces, parsley and onions,

Chicken With Lemons And Olives
I love the way lemon brings out the flavor of chicken which can be a little bland on its own. This recipe uses a sauce made with thin lemon slices and flavorful black olives to top tender, moist chicken scaloppini. : Serves 44 Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts Seasoned Flour (Flour Seasoned With Salt, Pepper, And 1 Teaspoon Oregano) 2 Tablespoons Olive Oil 2 Tablespoons Butter 1 Cup White Wine 2 Lemons, Peeled But Left Whole Juice From 1 Lemon 1 Cup Chicken Broth 12 Black Olives, Pitted And Chopped 1/2 Cup Chopped Fresh Parsley Salt & Pepper To Finish: 2 Tablespoons Butter Cut each chicken breast into 3 slices, and pound thin. Dredge the chicken pieces into the seasoned flour. Heat the oil and butter in a heavy frying pan and once hot cook the chicken in batches on medium heat until golden brown and cooked through. Place the chicken pieces on a warm tray and cover. Add the wine to the pan and on medium high heat, scrape up the browned bit

Shrimp Capri
In this zesty recipe, quickly cooked, tender shrimp are coated in a delicious tomato sauce which has been flavored with olives, capers, garlic and hot peppers. Great as an appetizer for 6, or as an entree for 4. :Serves 4I have been asked many times to share recipes for Shrimp Capri, or Chicken Capri, so I have added my version of this tasty dish. You can either use fresh tomato sauce, chopped tomatoes, or even halved cherry tomatoes in the sauce. In order to keep the shrimps tender, just be careful not to overcook them. The hot red pepper flakes are optional, but they are what gives this recipe it's unique flavor. Cook the sauce up until it is just thick enough to coat the shrimp. You don't want the shrimp swimming in sauce. 1 Pound Of Large Shrimp 2 Cloves Of Garlic, Minced 3 Tablespoons Olive Oil Salt & Black Pepper Dash Of Red Pepper Flakes (Optional) 1/2 Cup White Wine 2 Cups Chopped Tomatoes, Or Fresh Tomato Sauce 12 Black Olives, Pitted And Coarsely

In The Back Woods Of Arkansas
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

The Inevitable...
Goodbye Unexpected kisses Bound to leave Doomed by life Embraced by death Concealed by insecurity Forever missed Momentarily ignored Smile in blackness A hope of one more day Tears for the last second Ones that never occur Repititious blunders Mind fucks Good fucks Silent distortion Of past lives spent The Re-Raping of my body By words never being said -Mynda

Seafood Soup Trieste Style
This traditional style of seafood soup combines shellfish with other seafood which is simmered in a tomato flavored fish stock. Serve with lots of garlic bread to sop up the tasty broth! : Serves 4 to 6 1 Pound Meatly White Fish Cut Into 1 Inch Chunks (Sea Bass Or Grouper Are Good Choices 1 Pound Baby Calamari, Cleaned And Cut Into Bite Sized Pieces 1/2 Pound Medium Shrimp, Cleaned And Deveined 12 Mussels, Scrubbed And Debeared 12 Clams 1 (14 oz) Can Chopped Tomatoes 1 Onion, Finely Chopped 2 Cloves Garlic, Finely Chopped 2 Stalks Celery. Finely Chopped 1/4 Cup Olive Oil 1 Cup Dry White Wine 2 Cups Clam Juice Or Fish Stock Salt & Pepper Dash Of Red Pepper Flakes 1/2 Cup, Chopped Fresh Parsley To Serve: Lots Of Crusty Garlic Bread In a large stockpot, heat the oil and add the onion and celery. Cook until the onion is translucent, and then add the garlic. Cook for another minute, and then add the white wine, stock, and tomatoes. Brin

Happy Canadian Day !!
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Poached Apricots With Mascarpone Cream
During the warmer months, I like to serve fruit for dessert, and this recipe will work for almost any summer fruit. In place of apricots, you could use peaches, pears, or plums. I dressed up this recipe with a dollop of mascarpone cream, a drizzle of fresh raspberry coulis and a sprinkling of toasted sliced almonds. For a busy weekday meal though, you could simply serve the poached fruit over a slice of angel food or pound cake. Serves 4 8 Fresh, Ripe Apricots 2 Cups White Wine (I Used Pinot Grigio) 1 Cup Sugar 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice 1 Cup Heavy Cream 1 Cup Mascarpone Cheese At Room Temperature 3 Tablespoons Powdered Sugar 1 Cup Fresh Raspberries 2 Tablespoons Sugar 1/4 Cup Toasted Sliced Almonds Place the wine, lemon juice and sugar in a shallow saucepan and bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. Using a sharp knife, cut a circle around the apricots and then pull apart carefully. Remove the pit, and place the apricots cut side down in the

Twenty One Things
ONE ~ Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO ~ Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE ~ Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. FOUR ~ When you say, "I love you ," mean it. FIVE ~ When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX ~ Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN ~ Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT ~ Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE ~ Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN ~ In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN ~ Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE ~ Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN ~ When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN ~ Reme

6-30-07 Astrology
Longing for the past? Those 'might have beens' are so seductive, but you have to get past the illusion and deal with the reality of where you are now. Leave memories where they belong and pay attention to the present.

Pizza -
Now that you can create a good basic pizza dough it is time to try some easy variations. Changing the flavor and texture of your dough is as simple as adding an extra ingredient or two. Different flavorings can be kneaded into basic pizza dough with great results. It is best to make the basic dough, let it rise, and then knead in your choice of flavoring until well blended. You should then refrigerate your dough, covered for about 20 minutes before shaping, or let it go through an additional rising. Remember though, if you are adding a flavoring to your dough, you should keep your toppings simple. Some options for flavoring your pizza dough are: Prosciutto - 4 oz. Finely Chopped Prosciutto Garlic - 1 Large Garlic Clove, Finely Minced Cheese Flavored -1/4 Cup Freshly Grated Parmesan Or Romano Cheese. Onion - 1 Small Onion, Finely Minced And Sautéed Until Translucent. Herb - 1 Teaspoon Dried Thyme, Sage Or Rosemary, Or 1 Tablespoon Fresh Basil, Oregano Or Sage Pepper

Jokes
Fly is Unzipped Top 20 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped 20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows on your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3. You've go

Preventing Child Sexual Abuse
I POSTED THIS BLOG EARLIER ON MARCH 11TH BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS ASKED TO REPOST IT AGAIN. I HOPE IT WILL HELP AT LEAST 1 CHILD,DON'T YOU AGREE? SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. ·

Joanna Found The Row Machine I Was Looking For
Thanks to everyone for trying to find the row machine I was looking for. Joanna found one in Redwood City, California. It's the Lifefitness Liferower.... go figure. They don't make them anymore, but found a company that refurbishes them for $1200. They weigh 190#'s, but if anyone else is looking for a great workout between the weights for total body toning and cardio, this is by far the best I've ever seen. Contact me for further information, they have 11 of them left. My email is CaptAdams35@hotmail.com

Better-tasting Cum
Why Swallow? Cum Swallowing Tips How to Practice Swallowing Is Swallowing Cum Safe? Better Tasting Cum Cum Nutritional Facts Reader Tips The Joy of Swallowing 100 Swallowing Tips The Joy of Deep Throating Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better. You Cum What You Eat Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the nex

A Friends Contest Plzz Help Out
My girl friend is in a contest can you plzz help out rate and comment her pic if you could i will try to keep up with everyone that has been there and show them some love also ty :) http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=909921&albumid=419275&i=1757798741

The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

My First Blog
so this is my first blog i never have time to write anyone. got some new pics of up from last nite. totally didnt get any while we were at the bar lol. im getting ready now to meet up with my boss for some mary kay party thing. PEACE

Campl Lejeune Sucks
This place is too fuckin humid and too damn expensive to go any where. why the fuck is it a $50 cab ride one way to the fucking beach. or $20 to the closest topless bar. id rather be in iraq with nothing to do than be here with many options that are too fuckin expesive.

Religion?
Three little boys were concerned Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been Baptized And didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there. One little Boy said, "We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with Us. Will You baptize Us?" "Sure," said the Janitor. He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time. Then He said, "You are now Baptized!". " When they got outside, One of them asked, "What religion do You think We are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, .because they pour the water on You." "We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of You in the water." "We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on You." The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!" They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do You think that mean

Ice Cream Truck
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent' s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100y years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. "It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Blond
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gat

Tom's Obituary
Pruett Jr., Thomas Ray "Tom" A carpenter and a resident of St.Amant, he died at 12:56 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 3,2006, at Ochsner Hospital, Baton Rouge. He was 33, a native of Denham Springs and a U.S. Navy veteran. Visiting at Gray's Creek Baptist Church, La. 16, on Thursday, Oct. 5 from noon until religious service at 1p.m., conducted by Carl Sullivan. He is survived by his wife, Mandy Buratt Pruett; father and mother, Thomas Ray Pruett Sr. and Jacquelyn Jackson Pruett, St. Amant; two daughters, Bethany Eastlick, age 13 of California, and Jade Pruett, age 5, of Thibodaux; two stepdaughers', Evelyn Fussell, age 11, and Kristen Fussell, age 9, both of Gonzales; stepson, Tomas Jones, age 12, of Denham Springs; sister, Carmen Pruett, Baton Rouge; and grandmother, Mary Kent Morganroth, Longville. Preceded in death by his grandfathers, Thomas J. Pruett and Rudolph Jackson; and grandmother, Martha Stonecipher. He was a high school graduate and recieved a degree in technical d

Not So Bright Of An Afterglow
Now that the fucking is over, can I bring out my fight bell and give it a ring? You - go to your corner. Me - this is my corner. Take a breather, get some water poured over my head by a doting assistant, perhaps smear some more Vaseline on... um... anyhow. Time to assess the damage. Everything still intact? Were kudos assigned to each person? Any missing limbs, dislocated appendages? More or less: was it an experience worth the time, energy and effort expended? We established that kudos (orgasms) don't always need to be achieved in order for the sex to be fulfilling. There were some people who completely disagreed with me on this, but for the most part, it was decided that the journey is more fun than the destination. Point is: Was it good? What the fuck IS good sex? Orgasms? A body drenched in sweat? Paramedics in the room because one or both of the parties involved hyperventilated? I think the answer to what good sex is lies in the personal opinions of the people invol

Being Bored On A Saturday
hey people. just thought i'd drop something on you guys, since i haven't in awhile. let's see....nothing new going on over in my world. uhm....i got a raise at work. yeah baby! i cut off all my hair! (well it was more like half) either way, it's pretty damn short, and i love it! it's saturday today and i have NOTHING at all planned. just bumming around. the rain is lovely. seriously. i love when it rains. makes me want to stay in and sleep all day. but i generally end up staying online or playing guitar hero. i've been doing too much of that lately. (guitar hero) oh yeah i'm getting my own computer soon, which is good cuz those of you who know me know that i don't have my own pc, i have to use my aunt's and i can't get on past 10pm and that sux the big one! but soon i will have my own again!!!!! that's something to smile about. and i met someone on CT who is soooo awesome and great and makes me smile so yeah, that's good:) ok i think that's about all i have to say at the moment. love u

I'm Calling On A Prayer Circle
Yesterday morning mama D ( FTW Lost Goth ) and I Tanya ( Mystic ) where heading into town taking FTW Goth shopping when we where broadsided by two boy's who thought it was cool to steal a car and run a red light,mama D stuck her arm out to protect me and my baby ( I'm almost 8 months pregger's and we where struck on the passenger side where she was sitting.I have a broken arm and Deanna was out cold she also has a broken arm as well.She finally came to this morning but has a concussion and had lost her baby.I'm asking everyone to pass this along to let her friends know Deanna is awake but still not doing very good and to ask everyone to pay for Goth cause her mind and spirit is in really bad shap with the loss of her 8th child. We are also calling all the children ( we are all now teen's ) to come help cheer her up. But please pray that Goth heals in mind body and spirit right now she has pretty much given up. Thank You

Crazy Videos
I'm not sure If I can put these videos on My stash since they are way more than just NSFW, so I'm just going to put the links here for you to check them out. (links will open in a new window... I don't want you to go away too far from here) :) WOMEN MASS MASTURBATION JAPANESE MASS FUCK JAPANESE SEX CHAIR BOOT SEX Now that boot sex video is something that left Me a little impressed!.... Enjoy Mistress M

A Letter I Was Forced To Write
This is a letter I wrote to Jeff, the leader of the Kingdom of Wolves. I decided to bring this matter here in case any thing further comes from it. I am hoping that it will be left alone. I had tried to remain apart from all of the conflict going on...but I have had enough! _________________________________________________ I have tried to remain civil and out of the line of fire here. A few times you've managed to take your anger out on me when I've done nothing to draw the fire. I'm sorry that you are angry. I'm sorry that you've been hurt. But don't take your stresses out on me, it is one of the reasons I left the LRL, so I wouldn't have to deal with it. I've kept you on my friends list, trying to be nice. I read and rate your blogs and pics when I getthe chance. But don't take it out on me because I don't repost your blogs! Don't try to guilt trip or lure me with the hopes of 11's. I'll be honest with you...I could care less about leveling. I am on here for FRIENDS not CO

Alove Too Great
I HAVE A LOVE TO GREAT THAT NOT EVEN MY OWN HEART CAN HOLD,AND TO HOLD HIM IS EVEN HARDER,SOMETIMES I JUST HAVE TO LET GO, SO HE WILL COME TO ME,GIVE HIM TIME TO MAYBE MISS ME,SO I CAN LOVE HIM A LITTLE MORE,YES,GIVE ME MORE OF YOU BABY,I BACK AWAY SO THAT YOU ALWAYS KNOW I AM HERE,BUT DON'T WANT TO BE ALWAYS LIKE I'M AT YOU SIDE,BECAUSE IN LOVING YOU I DON'T WANT TO FEEL TOO CLOSE, AND EVERYONE NEEDS SPACE,THAT IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY,A LOVE THAT IS TOO GREAT.

Finally 21!!!
Ok, so I'm new to this site, and haven't had time to thank everyone who has commented or rated my pics or profile.. If I haven't said it already to you, THANKS!!! I really appreciate it. I'm having a blast on here chatting with everyone and rating people. Now the otehr reason for this blog... next Friday, the 6th is my 21st birthday!! Yay! So... who's buyin the drinks?? Don't be shy, and for every drink ya buy me on here, I'll return the favor!!! Again, thanks for everything y'all!

For June 30,2007
As much as you would like to, you can't entirely dismiss this turn of events as random or coincidental. You know that you had a part to play in everything that went on. Now it's time to see what you can do next.

6-30-07 33rd Entry
So, yet again I simply gotta stay....STILL WAITING!!! AAARRRGGGGG *rips hair out Still not word from the insurance company. Who knows how long it will be. I talked to my doctor about it yesterday (the 29th). He seems confident I will get approved because of all the health issues that are coming up for me (the list so far is...arthritis in spine and knees - on high level pain killer for this,,,,, diabeties- on 2 meds for this as doctor also thinks I have some female disorder that mimics diabeties and the treatment for that is same meds for diabeties,,,,,high blood pressure - on 1 med for this and its working great, my BP was normal even with stressing yesterday,,,,,of course obsese - supposed to be on 1 med for helping loose some weight but insurance didn't pay for it,,,,,on 1 med to help me quit smoking,,,,,sleep apnea - supposed to be using the C-PAP machine but I keep waking up FREAKING badly and have to rip the mask off my face to stop a full blown panic attack,,,,, and t

Randomness
You scored as Light, light! You may seem empty and emotionless, because you like to meditate. You may not be emotionless, but nobody except you would know, because you dont show any emotion for you have mastered yourself above such things. Light50% Darkness50% Fire33% Wind33% Earth33% What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

The Tide
And there's three, count 'em-three Children playing on the beach. They were eager to learn, To be taught, and to teach There's Veronica; She's biting her lip As she watches the waves turn white at the tip. And there's Vada; Radiating with joy, And luckily she still can't stand the sight of a boy. And lastly there's Dade; His hair dances in the wind, And he's wondering what love is, And why it has to end. And he can't understand How everyone goes on breathing when true love ends. His mother whispers quietly; Heaven's not a place that you go when you die. It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive So live for the moment. And take this advice, live by every word, Love is just a hoax so forget anything that you have heard And live for the moment now. And there's three, count 'em-three Children growing on the beach. They were eager to learn, To be taught, and to teach There's Veronica; She's licking her lips As she waits for her real, first pa

The Naughty Poll
1.1) How old are you? 18-20 21-23 24-26 [x]27-29 over 30 1.2) What is your sexual orientation? Straight [x] Bisexual Bi-Curious Lesbian 1.3) Have you ever given somone oral sex? [x] Sure I have Nope, never 1.4) Have you ever received oral sex? [x] Yes, of course Nope, never have 1.5) How many sexual partners have you had? None, I'm a virgin [x] 1-5 5-10 10-15 More than 15 No Answer 1.6) What is your pubic hair style? [x] Shaved bald, nice and clean Landing strip, a little hair still there All natural, no shaving for me 1.7) What is your choice of underwear style? [x] Thong [x] Boy Shorts Regular Panties Nothing At All 1.8) Have you ever had anal sex? [x] Yes I have No, not for me Sort of tried to 1.9) What is your favorite position? Good old m

Help!
Please tell all your friends that I am offering my Leather inventory on line on Ebay and all starting below wholesale. Just have to get rid of it and pay some bills http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZwylde_enterprisesQQhtZ-1

I Know Its Belated But I Love You Too
I'm sitting in my seat Quiet and alone I hear nothing but your words Blaring through my headphones I understand your lyrics I see past your pretty face You have no idea how much You have been my Saving Grace Your words have helped me through Some of my darkest days They've helped me in the hospital And through depression phase I was close to pulling the trigger Letting the blood run free Then you entered my life And your music saved me I'll be a fan to death Love won't tear us apart You own my black heart.

Cutting?¿
The tears run down my face, The blood runs down my arm, I feel no pain, I feel no harm, everything is dull, life is hard, no smile on face blade on arm, they say time heals everything, but scars will always remain, they remind you of times, to dark, to far away, the pain doesn't matter, as I sit in my room, i don't care anymore, I don't live anymore, I just die inside, sitting there, waiting.

Oh My What Now.
Well some of you know I have been sick for the last month. We first thought it was an ulcer. After being on Meds for 2 weeks I was still having stomach pains. So back to the doctor I go last Monday and on Tuesday I was sent for an ultrasound only to be called that after noon and be told that I have gall stones and to call a surgeon asap. Well Monday at 7 am I am going to be having my gall bladder removed. I am told this will get rid of the constant pain I have been having in my stomach. I sure hope so. Just wanted to let my friends know why I am not on here. Talk to ya'll when I get to feeling better. love ya Laree

Never Say
never say " i love you" if you really don‘t care never talk about feelings if they really arent there never hold my hand if your gonna break my heart never say your going to if you dont plan to start never look into my eyes if all you do is lie never say hi if you really mean good–bye if you really mean forever say you will try never say forever cuz forever makes me cry

The Devil
He‘s the devil in my soul, He‘s the devil that rises full, Full with intensity, And lots of anger, He‘s the devil that broke my heart, And left the pain to linger. The lingering pain, Which is still here today, Hurts worse and worse ~ day by day, As i think about him ~ i go insane. Crazy as i may seem, But madly in love i will always be.

Another Blast Contest Update!! Pc Decided To Work For Now!!
Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! I AM CURRENTLY 160 VOTES FROM TIEING FIRST!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 400+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything

Holding My Hand's
I KNEW YOU LOVED ME, I FELT THAT YOU DID, I WAS HURT, BECAUSE YOU WERE MY BEST FREIND, I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE MY ONLY ONE, I SAW US, I KNOW YOU DID TO, BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME ONCE I WAS EVERYTHING TO YOU, YOU HURT ME SO BAD IT‘S HARD TO TALK TO YOU, WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE THEY ONLY THING I WANNA DO IS KISS YOU, I WOULDENT CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL, I WOULDENT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME IN MANY WAY‘S, THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WITH SOMONE, I KNOW IF YOU WASENT YOU WOULD BE HOLDING MY HAND‘S, YOU WOULD TELL ME EVERYDAY YOU WERE SORRY AND NEVER WANT TO HURT ME AGAIN, AT LEAST THAT‘S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

Roses Are Red
Roses are red Violets are blue I am in love with two guys And I don‘t know what to do. I don‘t want to break a heart But I will have to choose This choice will be hard And someone will lose. My choice has been made I hope it is right I feel like a blade Is cutting through this night. So now roses are dead And violets are too I messed up big time Now I am screwed!!

Chocolate Eclair Cake (yummy) --posted Yesterday..wrong Blog Lol
1 pound box of graham crackers (honey) 3 boxes (4 0z each) instant french vanilla pudding 4 cups milk 12 oz container of cool whip 1. butter a 9x13 baking dish 2. line pan with layer of whole graham crackers. 3. stir pudding with a mixer and slowly add cool whip. pour half of pudding/ cool whip mix over graham crackers. 4. do a second layer of whole graham crackers, pour rest of pudding/ cool whip mix over it. 5. third layer of graham crackers. 6. chill for 2 hours. 7. chocolate frosting over the top layer of graham crackers, chill again for about half an hour or until the frosting is cold to touch.

Moving On
all the lies you told how can you be so cold. you said you loved me and i was everything you need me to be i cried so many nights praying we can end the fights you were my first love you grab me with your glove you played those chidish games they are very lame boy, i used to look at you with pride and grace now i look at you with hatred and disgrace

Gothic's_ Haven
Darkness smooth's my soul, haunted by my dream's, the cage I once was in, destroyed with the rage with in, From the shadow's in the distance, To the think gloomy sky's, Forms appear, Right before you're eye's, Minds filled with blood, & flesh, From another the star's are sibling's, & the moon they call mother, The Gothic's_ Haven, Were power is hell, Not craven! Heart's bound by chain's, Take power from the slain, Taken all the voice's of knowledge, Call's you but reason's hold you back, That's the others lack! As the morning dew sweats, So does a vampire's victim with regret! Weak complication's in their breathing, & we step on their neck while they weezing Coming from the under land, Please understand we are uninitiated, First of our kind, Pull you in the dark, Before you step into the light!! BY Nocturnal_Goth I wrote this for a group I had created in msn now I have 6 rooms with the same tile.

Player
Play,Play ,play All u do is play evry single day all u do is play it doesnt matter wat day u have u grl in evry area code but if it werent 4 me it nevr woul have showed u think ur slick u also think u have the biggets d*ck u think u get alotta wiki wiki(lol)u have dis 1 girl u say u love alot but u still play u say she is ur life and that soon she‘ll be ur wife u think ur the biggest player around but compared 2 me ur the shit on the ground ur a heartbreaker u used 2 b my dreammaker but ur really just a faker u told ur girl u would never cheat right now your with me on my bed Guess wat u just been beat! now at the wedding she says 2 u she will never be wed ur confused at how her love was lost u want 2 find out what happened at w/e cost the night u were layin asleep on my bed the day b4 u were 2 be wed it was late u werent awake and it was time 2 meet ur fate i turned off the hidden camera and gave it 2 my girl Tamera the nxt day st the beginin of the cero

Perfect Matches And The Search For Forever
in this world, you have to hold onto what makes you happy and in this life, there is only one person out there that is a perfect match for us. the journey , the search is long but it makes it all the more worth it when you finally find them, can fall into their arms and look into their eyes and realize that your search for your forever is over

Three Descendants
Three DESCENDANTS IN A ROW, 81 DIFFRENT GENERATIONS YET WE KNOW, POWERS CASTED THEIR SACRED GLOW, SECRETS OPEN ONLY WITCHES, KNOW! ANCIENT ONES DRAW NIGH THIS NIGHT, CIRCLE AROUND, ASSIST ARE SIGHT, GUARDAINS OF THY QUARTERS, ROUND WE GO, NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, HELP THY ENERGY FLOW, PROTECTORS OF WITCHES, ROUND ONCE MORE, TO SEAL THIS CIRCLE, WE WALK, WE CONJURE, T'IS DONE! NORTH, THY EARTH, THY WIND, THY RAIN, ASSIST US NOW, UPON EARTHS PLANE, EAST THY SUN, THY WISDOM, THY SIGHT, ASSIST US NOW, T'IS SACRED NIGHT, SOUTH, THY POWER, THY PASSION, THY GIFT, ASSIST US NOW IN THIS ENERGY FLOW, WEST WE OPEN, THY GATES SWING WIDE, WE SEEK THY ANSWERS, THAT LIE INSIDE! CENTER, & CIRCUMFERNCE, THROUGHTOUT & ABOUT, TRANSCENDANCE, TRANSFORMATION CHANGE, EVERYWHERE & NOWHERE, WITHIN & WITHOUT, THY VOID, IMMANENCE BEYOND TIME, THY TURNING WHEEL, PURPLE, RED, BLACK, WHITE, CHANGE US , SO SHALL IT BE, DONE!!!

There Is Nothing As Easy As Denouncing.
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it takes some eyesight to see what will put it right again. --Will Rogers We come to this day with a choice of whether to be for something or against it. Shall we put energy into what we seek and admire or shall we give our energy to opposition and resistance of what we dislike? If someone asks a favor, we have a choice to resent and resist the intrusion or to engage with the person and see where it might lead. If a project we are working on is frustrating, we can wallow in criticizing it or try to get a clearer picture of what will work and what we want. Criticizing may be a helpful first stage in learning, but it is seductive because it holds little risk and we feel safe doing it. In that comfort we forget to go forward to create what we really want. Our negative energy, when we are seduced by it, creates negative results. When we look back upon today, we will admire those choices th

Horoscope June 30, 2007
Family, friends, a cozy home: These things make you feel safe and secure. No matter what's going on with the outside world, if you know you have a haven you can retreat to, all's right with the world.

Things To See In Canada
The CN tower is a communications and tourist tower standing 553.33 meters (1,815 ft 5 in) tall. Since its completion in 1976, it has been the worlds tallest free-standing structure. It is considered the signature icon of the city of Ontario attracting more than two million international visitors annually. I think this picture dramatically shows the size and symmetry of this architectural beauty. CN originally referred to "Canadian National", the railway company that built the tower. Following the railway's decision to divest non-core freight railway assets, prior to the company's privatization in 1995, the CN Tower was transferred to the Canada Lands Company (CLC), a federal Crown corporation responsible for real estate development. Since local residents wished to retain the name CN Tower, the abbreviation is now said to expand to Canada's National Tower, rather than the original Canadian National Tower; however, neither of these are commonly used. Anyway, that's a little back

Iphone Activation Headache
June 30, 2007 9:05 AM PDT Big iPhone headache: Waiting for AT&T activation Posted by Declan McCullagh So I admit it: I bought an iPhone. That was the easy part. But I should have realized that if the customer service whizzes at AT&T could find a way to mar what was otherwise a perfectly pleasant experience, they would. After nearly nine hours, AT&T has yet to activate my iPhone, and it can't be used until then. Buying the iPhone is easy, but AT&T activation isn't. (Credit: Declan McCullagh/mccullagh.org) But I'm getting ahead of myself. Earlier on Friday, I had taken photographs of the throngs gathered outside the San Francisco Apple store at 6 p.m., and the far more sedate crowd outside the Market Street AT&T store, and then decided not to bother standing in line for an iPhone on Friday. I figured I'd read some more early reviews and then pick one up sometime in the next few days after the lines were shorter. Other earlier reviews were promising, including one

Things I Need To Get Off My Chest....
O.K. As MOST Of You Are already aware, im single...but thats just the beginning...i pride myself on remaining friends with 98% of my ex's, and i hope this is no exception...if it is, then so be it...but anyway...back to the task at hand I will admit i still love lacushion but i realize now love isnt enough, it should be but we all know life is never clear cut. nor is it easy to understand..it is what it is life..we go on and so does life ing once i get this out ill feel better having been able to share my deepest feelings with all of ct (god i must really love attention huh?) but seriously my love for him may never die..but it WILL change, alot of things have been said and done that cant be taken back some in anger some in frustration but said and done none the less, and words in anger can never be taken back..so a note to those of u watch what u say and do when angry it WILl haunt you..unless u have no soul, in which case ignore that last note... but the rest of you may

One For The Guys
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbag

Henry's Bar
1 box honey graham crackers 1 cup butter/ margarine (your preference) 1 cup brown sugar 1 package (12 oz) chocolare chips 1 cup chopped nuts (optional --yuck) 1. lightly grease the bottom of a cookie sheet, then lline with whole graham crackers until completely covered 2.boil butter and brown sugar together for 2 minutes. Stir often. Pour over graham crackers. 3.bake at 350* for 5 minutes, remove. 4.pour chocolate chips over it while its still hot.. spread until completely covered and all chocolate chips are melted. (add nuts here if you want them) 5. let cool for aboiut 15 minutes then cover with wax paper nad put in the freezer for 30 minutes. (if you want it warm serve after the 15 minute cool down period but i think it tastes much better when its been chilled in the freezer)

Unconsciously Hurt Someone...
Unconsciously Hurt Someone... When was the last time you unconsciously hurt someone and found out about it later? If any of you have read my blogs, you’ll see I did that this week. I feel so rotten about it, I’m guilt ridden. I’m what 43? Soon to be 44 and just yesterday I had to tell a cousin of mine that she’s been spelling my name wrong every since I can remember; now, to most it wouldn’t matter, but her name is Debborah and growing up we called her Debbie. She’s older than I, but I remember she telling me, “ My name is Debborah, not Debbie”, and of course since that day I’ve made a conscious afford to say, or spell Debborah. Yesterday, she sent an email to me telling me how to play a CD in my computer. As some of you know, I’ve had a bad week and that was a straw to break the camels back! I typed back to her replying. “I can not believe you sent this to me! I have programed computers, T.V., CD players with remote assistance, DVD players with and without assistance, des

Reality
(this was in a mumm, just thought I'd share with everybody) :) It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all.

University Penis Study
The University of Louisville did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of Indiana decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Kentucky, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Poem
Here I sit, thinking only of you Wondering what is to become of us Understanding all you have been through Hoping to slowly gain your trust My heart aches for you, and also I yearn I want to understand you In hopes that I will learn Your unique and special qualities amaze me Your smile Your mind Your voice and its beautiful sound My feelings for you go beyond that of words And at first it didn't seem real But that just taught me a lesson In doubting what I feel It seems I dreamed you into life you're so very special in every single way And thoughts of you Run through my head Every hour of the day I hope that you will understand Just how I feel about you I want to be your guiding hand For all that we go through

$400 Bucks A Night
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that. Then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and his wife. She said "And just where do you think you are going ?" He replied "I'm going too". "Why ?" she asked... He said "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"...

The Sermon
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling.

R.i.p. Randy Stover
Randy Stover, 24, Vandalia IL, formerly of Clay City IL, drown Friday night in the Kaskaskia River near Vandalia at the U.S. Route 40 bridge. The Fayette County Coroner is investigating the death, but, have yet to release any findings. The Fayette County authorities began the search for Stover at about 8 pm after two young men reported that they saw a man go into the river and not come up. The body was recovered by authorities at about 11:15pm Friday night. I went to high school with this kid, he was a good guy until he got out of high school and got into drugs really bad. From what I got from other people talkin', he got arrested for drugs like a week before he drowned and he was livin' out there by the river. :(

Wow Isn't This The Truth
It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all.

Clocks In Heaven
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's my clock?" Hillary asked. "Your clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

The Apples Of Life...
Daughters are curious~~~A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

The Blonde And The Frog
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upse

Saturday Pimpin
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The Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

This Is What
Ok this is what is going on with me right now.Me i am having alot of health problems right now and i need all of my friends to keep me in prayer please.Now i dont ask for much but this is one thing i do need so please.I have to go in for a spinal tap next friday and it is cause to alot of fluid build up on my brain so they are needing to drain some from the spine to start.But after that they are wanting to put a stent in the side of my head to keep the fluids off and the swelling down.so please everyone keep me in mind and if it takes me a while to get back to you that is why.I love all of you and hope you guys can bare with me..So if you all can go to my folder and rip the candle and burn it for me it would help. You friend,loveablesissy Hope all of you have a safe wonderfull 4th of july.

The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Fallen Angels...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a larger sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

I Had To Have One Of My Horses Put Down This Morning
What a terrible morning. A muddy section of the pasture and the playful aggressiveness of my horse Thumper caused my 25 year old saddlebred gelding, Majestic, to fracture his right-rear cannon bone. It was a compound fracture that forced the bone through the skin. He was standing there with relative calm while I comforted him and tried to figure out what to do. I called my neighbors (who are cattle farmers and fellow horse-people) and then I called the veterinarian. The vet told me to keep the horse on his feet and try to brace the broken leg. I did that (more efficiently than I thought that I could) and waited the 45 minutes it would take for the vet to get there. While my friend Joy stayed with me to wait with Stick, her husband Mark drove to another neighbor’s house to see if he would be willing to dig a horse grave on my pasture with his 92HP grader. 45 agonizing minutes of comforting and petting the horse and then the vet arrived. There’s not really anything tha

Bush Diss
I’m not a rapper so don’t fuckin sell me out I swear, if you crack jus one joke I’ll run your fuckin face into the ground Come on Bush lets see what ya got I can spit lyrics out so fast it’ll make your fuckin mind drop I’m sorry Eminem couldn’t make it today He’s a lil busy spray paintin “Bush is a fuckin retard” all over your drive-way Besides, you’re too damn busy runnin our pride into the fuckin ground Here’s $20 ya fuckin loser leave this country, and don’t make a fuckin sound When I look into your eyes all I can see is a dark stream of hate You keep sayin you ain’t gay but we all know you fuckin banged Bill Gates You better watch your back cuz I’m on the prowl Stockin out my pray like a midnight owl come on Bush Do you honestly think I’m sayin this shit for fun? prick, yous a waste of time Here “take the fuckin mic, I’m done”

My Cell
Grab your cell phone and get ready! What is your current ringtone? THE WAY I ARE~Timbaland What is your current wallpaper?Dallas for my main Do you own a picture phone? Yes If so, what was the last picture you took?A picture for Dallas yesterday Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says? Ok you have fun *lol* How many contacts do you have on your phone? lol a few Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone?Will my bouncer at the club here What service do you have? Sprint At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? bars? lol Who's on your speed dial numbers?Dallas and a few others Do you have voicemail? you betcha and im always told to clean it out cause its always full LOL How many contacts do you have that start with J- Who are they?4~Jason aka Italian Pride, Jhyia from here in town, Jeff from Myspace and Joby my bodyguard here when I step onto a dance floor he's there with me *lol* Who do

"the Dream"
. "The Dream" I lay there that night, thinking of you, before closing my eyes to sleep... the thoughts of wanting your body next to mine started to consume my every thought. I could almost feel the warm touch of your strong hand brushing against my thigh as we lay together - Your thick fingers softly moving across my leg and up to my stomach, briefly skimming my inner thigh as you allowed your hand to move slowly upward. My breathing got quicker with each movement of your hand - moans of wanting more - you turned on your side, keeping one hand on my body as you moved- caressing slowly across my stomach and up to my breast - cupping each breast so tenderly and gently massaging them as you looked up at me, right in my eyes, giving me that little sweet yet devious smile you always give me when you're having me anticipate your next move. I smiled back at you with a simple smile that told you without words that I want you, that I can't wait to feel your every touch,

Sacrifice
Rememberin their sacrifice Thinkin of soldiers that died Thoughts of bullets rippin through souls Takin innocent lives Laws have been bent to the max Life use to come in clear Bush keeps pissin people off C’mon, how long before we disappear? Who’s got the nuts to jump To aim, pull the trigger and run? Their should be a line backed up for miles After all the shit this stupid fucker has done C’mon Wipe away those tears If you’re rollin with me You show no fear We dress in black Hidin in the shadows As we plan the attack So if you ever cross our path You better join up Or you’re gonna feel my wrath

Faster-than-light Take: 1408: The Room With Bad Room Service
It's been often said or considered that our worst fears are not the fully realized, but the unrealized yet perceived. Or sins, regrets or horrors of our pasts. The uncertainty of what's "real" or not. The real Perhaps this conundrum is more terrifying than a mutant monster or knife-wielding slasher chasing you. It's this kind of psychological terror that makes "1408" an effective flick, which is based on a Stephen King story. John Cusack, just turning 41 on June 28 and more than 20 years removed from "Sixteen Candles," "The Sure Thing" and "Better Off Dead," hasn't lost his edge. I quite enjoyed his character of Mike Enslin, a novelist estranged from his wife after their young daughter's death, and a disbeliever of many things -- Hope. God. Love. His cynicism for the very subjects he writes about – the paranormal – leads him to be more jaded. He tours sites that market themselves as haunted, only to mock their supposed supernatural qualities in his books. And to a certain extent, b

No Longer A Dream
Somewhere in my heart beyond all my pride holds a secret desire so intense, deep inside. Imprisoned with all my passion and love, unknown to anyone but the one above. A desire for someone to cherish and hold, the need for a love to call my own. Someone to kiss and make up with after fight. Someone who can respect all I can be. Someone who's strong enough to commit and love only me. Someone who will be there and kiss away my tears, secure my doubts, and release me from all my fears. Someone I can depend on to be my friend, someone who can restore my faith in love once again. This love is like a dream yet to come true, Or so I believed until I found you.

The Art In The Angel
Awaken by an angel Who told me to Come right in She opened her heart Then enticed me With sin That was not Her agenda But an excellent Place to start Turns out All she was after Was a place In my heart Wide awake And aware now But not even Close To the same I may look Just like me But the warmth In my soul Has been changed

Wine Red
it's talking about how a boy and a girl were in love and they were like, always in this beautiful garden, then something happened to the girl, or else she just left. whatever, but like, years later, he's trying to keep this once thriving and beautiful garden from turning into something grotesquend over grown. and he does it 'cuz he remembers all of the lovely things that had happened there. I absolutely love it. only song i'v heard by them so far

You May Find This Disturbing
My Story! Please be aware, some of this material you may find disturbing. so please be warned! I was born in 1959, in yeovil, somerset UK. I come from a family of 7 children. For the 1st 6yrs of my life, I was beaten by my father, who used to come home drunk beat my mother up and us kids. All the money he earned he spent on Drink, gambling and other women, and used to boast to my mum about the women he'd been with! But one night my Mother had flipped, in fact she had a nervous breakdown, He came home drunk as usual and started on my mother, she ran upstairs screaming, dad had tripped up and had trouble getting up again cause he was so drunk, mum packed a few clothes and took the 2 youngest and fled to her mothers, she told me she would be back next day to get us. So I went back to sleep, like I said I was only 6 yrs old then. Then my dad came up later and he woke me up to say "are you gonna give yer dad a cuddle......of course I said yes.....because it was very rare to get a c

Les Paul Vs. Fender Strat
I finally tallied the results on everyones favorite guitar- Gibson Les Paul-35 Votes Fender Stratocaster-32 Votes Winner by 2 votes-The Gibson Les Paul! Thank you for your votes, I enjoyed this MUMM with you guys and keep in touch!

New Orleans
NoLa New Orleans. How wonderful those words sound when said with no quirky emphasis on odd syllables. They always seem to elicit some response. Have you been there? Have you ever been to Cafe Du Monde for beignets and cafe au lait? Have you ever sat for hours in the piano bar at Pat O'Brien's sipping hurricanes? Have you ever been to Mardi Gras - Bacchus? Endymion? Rex? Have you ever had oysters at the Acme House? Have you ever sat out on the "fly" eating crawfish and drinking Dixie beer? Have you ever sung karaoke at Cat's Meow? Do you know who John Folse is? Have you ever risen at 6am to roam the streets of a "quiet" French Quarter? Have you ever been to Galatoire's? K-Paul's? Emeril's? Can you remember when Zulu threw gold-painted coconuts? Have you ever ridden the street-car down St.Charles Avenue secretly sipping a daiquiri? Have you ever had a mint julep on the porch of The Columns Hotel? Have you ever been to Audubon Park? City Park? Have you ever been to mass

Update
Saturday, June 30, 2007 He did GREAT I am so sorry that I haven't updated everybody! KALEB DID GREAT!~ He came out a completely different baby. He was WIDE awake. He was moving a whole bunch. It was great! I was so worried when he went into surgery and through out the whole thing. He was in there for 5 hours! So needless to say I was freaking out! But thank GOD he did great He had a shunt put in and a G/J tube and he had a stomach surgery. The doctors said he did really good. He had to be put back on a ventilator but as of right now they are wheening him off of it. I was so scared for the fact that he was going to be back on a ventilator. But I prayed about and God made everything ok! Thank you for all of your prayers! THANK YOU

Drama
well if anyone wants to hear about brad and i thats fine. im not with anyone and im not gonna be for a while. he was a great guy till he broke my heart. then he wouldnt just leave me alone to cool off. then he lied to me some more. i dont wish bad things for him. i just want the drama to end. he was gettin into my account on here and if i so much as talked to anyone i got crap about it after we were split. i dont need that kind of crap. i wasnt sayin things to people like he was. love is a hard thing and hurt is even harder to deal with. he became very possesive when we split. do i think he can love someone and be good to them and make them happy? of course i do. its just not gonna be me anymore. his actions after we split made me see he would be too jealous if we got back together. he thinks this is easy on me. how can loving someone and losing them be easy on anyone. so yes i hope everyone prays for him while hes dealing with his loss. losing a child is very hard.

Deathly Demonic
i stand here feeling all neglected was i ever loved? for now i am standing all alone in the midst of all this happiness there is one unhappy soul me with the pain of being forgotten with the humiliation of being left once again but why? why should i feel humiliation and pain? you are the ones who should be hurting, not me for i was always just, always kind never had a hurtful word for anybody but when you hurt me i hurt back keep that in mind for the next time you make such a stupid decision here i am increasing the dose as the days go by for i love i love so much that it hurts to breathe when i wasn't with him as i do now for he loves me unlike you, he cares he takes care of me when i cry he doesn't avoid my gaze like you do he takes me into his arms and waits until the storm subsides he whispers that it's going to be alright because he's here to stay hoave you ever once thought to do anything like that? have you actually ever thought that of you actually c

My Voice...
My voice... Primarily for Nikki in New Jersey who keeps thinking -- "I wonder what this studly guy sounds like...?" Here I am... and to all the other ladies in my World Wide Harem... Enjoy! http://www.winthelotto.net/my_voice.wav

Angel Death
Ghosts and gouls escape through darkness Wicked demons of the night Try, but you will never catch them Dancing at the edge of sight Whimpering, await the dawning Cover pulled securely overhead Dare you scream? the night is early Shadows shifting by your bed The air gets ever, ever colder As you shudder each quick breath And the darkness coming deeper In the midst waits Angel Death

Hello Everybody!
My modem got zapped in the most recent thunderstorm we had and it has finally bit the dust. Now I'm waiting for aol to get their shit together and send me a new one. I miss all of you oh so much!!! I'm at a friends right now and I managed to wiggle my way onto the computer to check this and leave this blog. Hopefull I'll be back here soon. It's nice to know that some of you still leave me comments and messages and even gifts. Thank you all so much and hopefully I'll be back to being a regular tapper here in a few more days. Kisses to my bitches.

Breakable
I feel like the slightest little thing is gonna cause me to break today. I had nightmares for the whole 1 or 2 hours I slept. I close my eyes and I see that gun come up in my face again. I don't think I'll ever feel safe again. This shit happened in my own home. I've never felt this helpless before and I don't know what to do. I'm leaving today and won't be back until Tuesday but I'm not sure I can stay here when I come back. How do I make this ok? I really am very breakable today..........and yes I know I'm being a big baby at this point.

Destiny Shauna Renee Reed Wilcox
this is bradleys sister again.. i just want everyone to please pray for my brother even tho its been 9 yrs july 1st that he lost his lil girl.. she was still born on july 1st of 1998... she only weighed 15 ounces and his ex was only 7 months pregnant... so if u would plz send a lil prayer or pray for my brother.. hes going thru a hard enuff time with cara... plz just show my brother some love and hell see it when he can get online or i can let him know.... this is still so very hard on him... he wants a lil girl so bad... he had 2 beautiful girls he was so attached to when him and cara was together..but plz show brad some love plz... thanks alot.. bri

Terrorst Attack At Glasgow Airport.
A Jeep Cherokee which was on FIRE was driven at high speed into Glasgow International Airport. WTF indeed. It's the end of the fucking world. And some people actually think with shit like this happening that I'm concerned with online dramas and hate campaigns? Puts shit into perspective. CLICK HERE FOR FULL STORY (BBC Scotland News)

Randy Rhodes Vs. Yngwie Malmsteen(axe Fight Ii) Results
The votes are in! It was'nt even close and to be honest, if it was a real fight, they would have stopped it! AXE FIGHT II(Randy Rhodes VS. Yngwie Malmsteen) Randy Rhodes-40 Votes Yngwie Malmsteen-7 And still champion-Randy Rhodes! Thank you for all your comments, rates and most importantly, the great friends I have made on here. See ya next time for AXE FIGHT III!

Glasgow Airport On Fire
BREAKING NEW IN BRITIAN A BLAZING JEEP HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE TERMINAL BUILDING AT GLASGOW AIRPORT, ONE MAN REPORTED TO BE ALIGHT AND FIGHTING WITH THE OTHER PERSON IN THE CAR. ALL FLIGHTS SUSPENDED

Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting, When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100% Bondage67% Whips50% Chains/Handcuffs42% Blood8% Blind Folds0% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Saturday 06/20/2007
I know I missed Friday's thought for the day, my apologies for that. A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Her beauty is from within. It pours over her and covers her with a glow I have ne'er pleasured in before. I drown in her arms and an instant lasts a lifetime. To find beauty, the easiest pursuit and I have seen it. To taste it's sweetness, therein is held the treasure. To revel in its sweetness and memory when it is ripe and willing, there is my undoing. The taste stays with me, unforgiving." © 2000 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Contest Update! Still In Second Place But Home Pc Crashed!!!!
Ok first, my pc is on its last legs. I may lose it any time. So that means its only the library to get to Tap if it does. Secondly, I am currently in second place!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to copy and paste this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is

Did Kevin Sullivan Murder Chris Benoit And His Family?
DID KEVIN SULLIVAN MURDER CHRIS BENOIT and HIS FAMILY? Did Kevin Sullivan Murder Chris Benoit and His Family? By Johnny Angel (Former Pro Wrestling Champion) Now known as Rev. Johnny Lee Clary World-Wide Evangelist Kevin Sullivan (Is he the real killer of Benoit and his family?) The late Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy The tragic deaths of Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy and son Daniel have shocked the wrestling world. The police are calling it a double-murder-suicide, but is it really? Let’s look at some facts. It has been 10 years exactly since Nancy divorced Kevin Sullivan to marry Chris Benoit. In the 1980’s Sullivan, along with his then-wife Nancy, were running a gimmick in wrestling of how they were Satanists, and Nancy was known as “The Fallen Angel.” She later became known as “Woman.” The trouble with the Satanists gimmick was it was for real, and was not a work, or fake. In the 1990’s Kevin Sullivan was the booker for WCW, and

Thank You...
I just want to say thank you to my true friends that I do have here. That actually take the time to get to know me, and the ones who leaves me comments. It lets me know that you thought of me. I have met some pretty cool people here and I just want to say "THANKS" for all that you do and say. Thanks for not giving up on me and excepting me for who I am...

Fun
You scored as Dragon, Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100% Angel92% Faerie67% WereWolf67% Mermaid58% Demon25% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Good Times And Bullshit As Usual.
Well I must say that the Stars & Stripes fireworks in Downtown Mt. Clemens here in Michigan was everything I expected it to be. Large crowds, lots of fun and some killer fireworks. Ended up going with a couple ex girlfriends of mine but it didn't stop me from seeing too much. Only shitty part about last night aside from me not having a car or license and the heavy traffic downtown, I ended up walking 10 miles home. Only other thing that really killed my day was hearing from another resent ex of mine who apparently called to throw in my face that she got knocked up by the guy she's barely been with for two months now. She's a month and a half pregenet and she's only 16 to boot. Doesn't much matter to me personally because for one its not my kid so its not my consern and two I'm not about to let her get into my head and get my depression going as bad as it was the whole time me and her were together. On a lighter note though, I'm not as sore as I thought I would be today from the

Http://www.koky.com/ For The Blues Lovers
http://players.eonstreams.com/FastAim/Player/Player.php?PlayerID=580 hi blues lovers this is a local radio station here in little rock arkansas if you love the blues they play it all day on Saturday from 7am -5pm The station is KOKY 102.1 FM http://www.koky.com/ this is the right link sorry if you got the wrong one

What Kind Of Mythological Creature Are You
You scored as Mermaid,Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Baby??
Sometimes times get hard, but you learn to fight for what you need and want. Love isn't always easy, so you gotta stick up for it. I will keep holding on until it all comes through, i'll wait for you. One day things will come and go easier, life will be much simpler, in the morning eyes of you. I know you will keep me safe from harm, hold me and protect me for life. My soulmate and bestfriend, my witness to life. Things will get better soon enough, and until then i'll wait for you my love.

This Is Messed Up
I am hoping SOMEONR reads this so maybe they will get thier head out of thier ass and do something before they lose a very important person in thier life. It takes 5 minutes to draw a pic, buy a post card or even to just write i love and miss on a piece of paper...put it in an evelope and mail it to your son to show him you care. Out of sight...out of mind? Not on this end cuz theres an 11 yr old boy who feels his dad choose someone over him and just left him, he feels his dad does not care about him anymore. These are his thoughts and his words..I cant make up excuses anymore not because I dont want to but because this child tells me to stop making excuses. The child did try to call his father 6 times and got a busy signal. He also called him on father's day and his dad was half asleep and did not even make an effort to wake up all the way and talk to his son so when the son hung up he went outside and broke some cars which was his way of showing his hurt. His father cant call o

Put Me In My Place
U say you want it... so take it.. U say it's yours... so fuckin show me.. I may act out, or even shy away..... But If you want it, come and play.... Show me the Beast inside.... Please help me kill this pride, take me, rape me... Make Me Feel, please please im begging you to make this real.... U say You want this Pussy on Your Face...... Tellin you right Now Baby......Put me in my place.

----god Bless My Boyfriend----
GOD KNOW THAT WE ALL NEED LOVE THAT WHY HE CREATED BOYFRIENDS WITH THEIR UNDERSTANDING HEARTS GENTLE TOUCH THAT CARES FOR OTHERS HE MADE ME A WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND ONE THAT WILL NEVER GROW OLD FULL OF LOVE AND KINDNESS A HEART THATS MADE OF GOLD HE ALWAYS BEEN BY MY SIDE WHENEVER I WOULD CALL THERE WHENEVER I NEED HIM SOLVING PROBLEMS BIG OR SMALL YES, GOD CREATED BOYFRIENDS TO LOVE US OUR WHOLE LIFE THROUGH I THANK HIM FROM THE DEPTH OF MY HEART BECAUSE HE GAVE ME YOU!!!!!

Trucker Becomes Stuck Under Bridge
DOVER — Truck driver Brandon Peiffer didn't even see the notoriously low-clearance Broadway Bridge when he attempted to drive his 53-foot-long big rig underneath it Friday morning. Less than a mile away from his destination of Goss International, Peiffer was riding down Broadway, checking his GPS system to get a better idea of where the company was located. "I wasn't even paying attention. I didn't even see this thing, completely," said Peiffer, who has worked for the Ohio-based trucking company JKAT Enterprises for only three months. "I'm not too happy, to say the least." When the 25-year-old Ohio resident finally stopped his truck near the parking lot of Red's Shoe Barn, he turned around and was shocked to notice that his entire trailer was missing, and had in fact become a mass of crumpled steel wedged between the road and the bottom of the bridge. Additionally, the roof of his cab had been ripped off, and was lying in the middle of the road. Though no one was injured, t

Biker Code
THE BIKERS CODE It used to be that all bikers shared a common bond, an unspoken code of ethics and behavior that transcended words and was built on actions. There was never a bible written on this Biker's Code and there was no need for such. But the times are a-changin' and there seems to be a lot of new riders out there. These days the riders you see blastin' down the road are just as likely to be clad in shorts and sneakers as jeans and engineer boots. And the roughest, toughest-looking biker you pull up next to could be your doctor or lawyer and may be wearin' a Rolex watch under his leathers. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as these new riders learn the Code just as we old-timers did. Being a biker used to be about using your creativity to take a basket case old hawg and using only grit and ingenuity, turning it into a one-of-a-kind eye dazzler, then risking your life on the asphalt on a bike you made yourself out of pride. Bikers wore leather and grease because the

So She Is Asking More Questions.
I know that children are smart,so I start this Blog as a reminder to myself just how smart they really are, Aria is my 3 year old daughter, she watches me on the computer, she is my pal, she is starting to ask tons of questions about Zachary some of these questions come from no where just off the top of her head, above this computer is a picture of her off to the right is Zachary, she points and says this morning " I love Zachary" and I wondered just how much she is " in tuned " with what is going on around her, I must say I don't talk about Zachary that often,when I am alone I cry and I miss him when all thoughts are away from other things in life, I think about how much I miss him and what was going on that day,how useless and helpless I felt, Aria is asking where he is and I am not always sure what to say,I tell her he is in heaven, and she asks why? and I tell her that God called him home, and she again says why? and I tell her it was his time, and she says oh, then pauses and asks

Omg
God I hate cloudy yucky days where it's a drizzle rain and all. Getting all stressed out with it being July, I have to deal with the holiday my sister is coming up in a few days, my mom has surgery in a week and then my dad and step mom come up in a few weeks. My OCD is really going full gear and it gets alot worse because everything has got to be perfect. So now everyday that passes I will only get worse and worse and then be sick from all the stress...

The Lack Of Touching For A Person That Needs It....
Okay. So I have been told I'm a sensuous person. That for me to be happy, I need to be touched (I'm not just saying sexually here). I need to be hugged, stroked, kissed, caressed and have my hair played with. I need to hold hands with someone. And yes, I need sex, but it's not just the act that I need. I need to be loved, too. Worshipped. Not just wham, bam, thank you ma'am (although sometimes that is JUST what I need), but a long, slow burning build up of passion that can only be felt between two people who truly care about one another. But, the dilemma is this....what do you do when you don't have that possibility? Masturbate? That has started to really not do it for me. Oh, when you gotta, you gotta. I get it. But I need the passionate kissing, the man who brushes the hair from my eyes, puts his hand on my face, kisses my forehead. Sigh.... I don't need Prince Charming...I just need someone who knows who he is. :)

The Fourth Of July Will Be Hard To Celebrate (mom Died A Year Ago On The 4th)
I'm having a really hard time between my back and Mom being gone a year on July 4th. We're finally burying her on the 14th of July after a year since we had the visitation and funeral and I have to say I'm not sure how I'm gonna handle it emotionally. Top that off with the fact that Sunday will probably be my first day back to work and I'm under a billion conflicting emotions and stress. I know Mom's isn't really gone; I see her in things every day and hear her voice when I'm down the most telling me things are gonna be okay. I'm just not looking forward to all of the emotions and stuff that are surfacing again after all this time; I thought the hurt was getting better but I was only fooling myself; it's still there and as raw as a gaping cavity. I'm sure that burying her will help with closure and she's only going to be about 2 miles away from where we live so we can take care of her grave and make sure she's never alone again so that will help. Damnit after a year you'd think

The Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

Just Something To Let You All Ponder
Words of Wisdom to Love by... 1. I love you. Not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over,

Strip Clubs And Such
Sorry to anyone who might have missed me while I was gone.While I was away, I got new ink, went through some family drama, booked a vacation to cancun, and made my first strip club visits. Let me just say...me likey the strip club. A LOT! But the strippers sure know how to take advantage of drunk people. Me and Mark decided that when we go back, we need to be more coherent. Just so that we don't get robbed blind.

03/09/07 Love?what's That?
One of my nephews said he was "in love" with a girl at his school.Mind you he is only eight years old.Now,I'm reasonably sure that he does not have much of an idea of what that kind of love is really like.I bring this up because over the past six years,I've been thinking that I have never really been "in love".Every relationship was something other than that in my mind.I've had women say they "loved" me but I cannot recall feeling the same way. Saying you "love" somebody is tossed around so easily these days.Most of the time it is just infatuation or straight up lust.Maybe it is easier to say "I love you" as opposed to "I am infatuated with you" or "I am in lust with you/I wanna fuck you". Until I know for sure,I will continue with my current belief.Maybe this "Love" will crack me up side the head one day.

Don't Drink & Swim! Lol
Ok, that's it! NO more drunk swimming for me! lol Last night went out, had some drinks, decided to go out to the beach(goin to the beach at night is one of my favorite things to do) and went swimming.....so, NOW one of the ear rings that my Mom got me for my Birthday last year is probably in the gut of Jaws or one of his fishy relatives, hmm or maybe even in the poop of one of them! lol. Alright that's my boo hoo for the day. Now for something really funny, or at least I apparently thought this was really funny, cause I laughed so hard that I couldn't even get up! lol. I was sittin in the water, attempting to rinse the sand off of myself and went to stand up, ended up fallin backwards and landing right on all this padding that momma gave me haha feet went up , I went back, salt water in eyes & mouth, NOT good! lol but I couldn't help but laugh at myself for it. lol. Not so funny is now this morning, my dang knee is killing me , not sure what I did to it. < still giggling at

Quote For June 30
The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention. -- Adolf Hitler Bonus Quote: A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. -- George W. Bush Interesting, hum? This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Slip Away
Theres a shroud around my heart, forming from my lack of emotions, my lack of intelligence. And it's a cold damp fog, dark and gray surrounding my head and squeezing my heart turning it icy blue until it can't breathe. My warm blood surges and grows cold. It can no longer penetrate my heart. The fog spreads to my lungs, constricting, squeezing the life from them. I cant breathe, can't focus. My brain turns into my only means of living, my only means of survival. Somethings wrong, my judgment is clouded, my vision is unclear and i'm afraid, afraid of slipping into the shadows of the unknown. The fog has found me along my quest for knowlegde and understanding i do not possess. I need to know, i need clarity, or am i to slip away?

02/27/07 40 Oz Of Beer
Last night, after I left my brother's house,I decided to stop and get some beer.I was gonna a buy a six pack but I ended up buying a 40oz of Miller.It had been quite some since I drank a 40oz.I got home and started sipping while sitting in front of my computer.Halfway through the buzz started kicking in.When I get a buzz from alcohol,my state of mind does not change too much because I maintain my boundaries with drinking.Physically,it's a different ballgame.My body is less sensitive compared to when I'm sober.My face gets slightly numb and my libido basically gets lazy on me.I've heard how alcohol makes people horny as hell but for me,it kills the mood.If I'm gonna knock boots,I have to do it stone cold sober.I guess the freak in me needs no extra help.Not even help from ganja.Ganja is for straight chillin' and listening to music from time to time. Over the past few years,I've known deep that I will gradually move away from recreational activities like beer guzzling and ganja smokin

Mother Nature...lmao
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF! She was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

Death Of Children
Yesterday was a very sad day in our household. First thing in the morning, we found out that a 14yo girl that was in my sons class was found murdered, near their school.She was stabbed several times and suffered blunt force trauma to the head. She was a beautiful and loving girl. And in another small town near us another young girl was found dead. WTF...is going on in peoples heads???..How could anyone take the life of a child so brutally?? She is the 3rd friend my son has lost since he was 10, hes 14 now. No child should be put thourgh such sadness and despair, wonder. I had four teenagers in my home yesterday just talking about her. Which in many ways help. Last night the local high schools hosted a pool party for incoming freshman. My son and his friends left early because of the damper mood, due to the death of this young girl. Parents..I know each of you love your children and would do anything to keep them from harm. Please..know where they are at all times..make them feel l

Deja Vu...poem
Ive seen you before somewhere in a distant dream. You reached out to me and i returned to you with a warm forbidden smile. Your eyes coursed into me as if the ocean itself stood silent with anxiety. I returned that calming sight with wandering eyes dark, pitch blackness rays of deception. And in that instant we grew a storm, crashing wild waves of emotional torment. We had found one another. Your spoken words so familiar, whispering in my ear and lashing down into me. Firy hands quivering as they came nearer to each other. Our mouths seemingly timid overflowed with the blood of desire. Such a familiar mouth. Finally we had met each other and nothing could stop us. I found myself upstream swimming in dangerous waters. But the taste of these waters was unmistakable. This sour, horrid fluid engulfed my mouth, throat, and stomach. My mind began twitching, eyes blinking uncontrollably. I had foreseen this. Repeats, flashbacks! Glances from the dark days filled my soul. Your eyes that once l

I Will Be There
I'll be there When no one is there for you And you think no one cares When the whole world walks out on you And you think you're alone I'll be there When the one you care about the most Could care less about you When the one you gave your heart to Throws it in your face I'll be there When the person you trusted Betrays you When the person you share all your memories with Can't even remember your birthday I'll be there When all you need is a friend To listen to you whine When all you need is someone To catch your tears I'll be there When your heart hurts so bad You can't even breathe When you just want to crawl up and die I'll be there When you start to cry After hearing that sad song When the tears just won't Stop falling down I'll be there So you see I'll be there until the end This is a promise I can make If you ever need me Just give me a call and... I'll be there

Protecting Your Pics Idea
I THINK IN ORDER TO PROTECT YOUR PICS FROM BEING RIPPED AND USED IN THE WRONG WAY YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT ALL YOUR DEFAULT PICS IN ANOTHER FOLDER GO TO ALBUM OPTIONS AND PUT A CHECK MARK NEXT TO BLOCK RIPS.YES I KNOW ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS BUT IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOURSELF THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE...JUST A LITTLE SUGGESTION. THANK YOU FOR REPOSTING FROM LOVLYMOM

White Stripes...icky Bomp
Let me preface this by saying I LOVE the White Stripes. I have everything Jack White touchs, and love it. (check out the Loretta Lynn album he produced, something Rose, phenenemal) So I was really looking forward to this CD, and for once, it delivered. Preliminary reviews, and Jack White, said that they were heading in a slightly different direction, which always scares me, but I like it. The songs arent as quick as in the past, for the most part, but despite that I enjoyed it. They don't plod, thats for sure. My favorite part of the Stripes is Meg White's drumming. Its basic, and crisp, and I think that I could fill in for her with a little practice. On this cd, she's incredible. Not to mention, wiht minimal instruments usedshe's in the mix very much, and gets a huge drum sound. Jack White's guitar playing is great, and they are really tight. On this album, he's playing an organ too. I love organs, not synthesizers, so this is right up my alley. Overall, good songs, good

Farewell Harleyz .. May Your Soul R.i.p. & Your Spirit Soar Like An Eagle(from The Bulletin Board, For Those Who Knew Her And Maybe Werent Aware)
THIS WAS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED FROM A CLOSE FRIEND OF MARIANA aka HARLEYZ's FAMILY To all of those who were friends of or knew Mariana aka Harleys4me2004: On Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 6:20 pm Mariana died from injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident while enroute to the airport. By request of Mariana's brothers I was asked to notify you all of her death as you were listed on her email list. Mariana's funeral will be held on July 1st at 2 pm (eastern time). All in attendance will have a moment of silence for her at exactly 1:45pm followed by the roaring of engines at 1:50pm. This in our way of sending her to biker heaven to join her brother Allen and her parents and friends before her. It is with the families deepest love for her that they ask you do the same. You can contact me at anytime on yim at garlictabazco if you have questions. Thank you, Jonie ~*~Harleyz~Coyote Ugly Bar Bartendar~*~@ CherryTAP

C/net Reviews Of The Iphone
CNET editors' review Excellent 8.0 out of 10 The good: The Apple iPhone has a stunning display, a sleek design, and an innovative multitouch user interface. Its Safari browser makes for a superb Web surfing experience, and it offers easy to use apps. As an iPod, it shines. The bad: The Apple iPhone has variable call quality and lacks some basic features found in many cell phones, including stereo Bluetooth support and 3G compatibility. Integrated memory is stingy for an iPod, and you have to sync the iPhone to manage music content. The bottom line: Despite some important missing features, a slow data network, and call quality that doesn't always deliver, the Apple iPhone sets a new benchmark for an integrated cell phone and MP3 player. Read editors' review below Note: This product is part of the Apple iPhone series. See all products in the Apple iPhone series. Average user rating from 409 users Good 6.3 out of 10 Read user opinions How would you rate th

The New Project!
Well heres how it starts out. One 1969 Chevy 1/2 ton pick up. I made the deal finally on it. I did some work and a $100.00 dollars and had it towed home. After it has sat for a little over 2 years...it needed some work. It was full of garbage and junk in the back of it. A tree had fell on the top of the right side of the cab. Huge dent in the top. I had to pound that back into place some. I got it running and found out the gas line had a hole in it. I replaced the line. Then found out the Gas line wasnt tight around the gas filter. Tightened that up...gas lines fixed. The next thing is the gear shifter broke. Someone had converted it from 3 speed on the tree to the floor. I had the shifter welded at a friends shop...good as new. It needed a tune up...so that was taken care of. I cleaned out the back of the truck. I found maybe 300 beer bottles...250 beer cans...lot of misc garbage. It looked like a DUI waiting to happen...with more evidence to hang anyone drunk or not. I cleaned out th

Iphone Buzz Reaches Msoft Backyard
iPhone Buzz Reaches to Microsoft's Back Yard As 6:00 p.m. approached Friday, the mob in front of the Apple Inc.'s flagship San Francisco store counted down the seconds as if it was New Year's Eve. Robert Mullins and Nancy Gohring, IDG News Service Friday, June 29, 2007 9:00 PM PDT Recommend this story? Yes 28 Votes No 8 Votes As 6:00 p.m. approached Friday, the mob in front of the Apple Inc.'s flagship San Francisco store counted down the seconds as if it was New Year's Eve. Eric Eisher took in the whole scene with amusement. "I'm here for the experience," said Eisher, of Berkeley. "I think of marketing as a form of art." In what could be the most anticipated product launch ever, or the most diabolical marketing campaign, the iPhone arrived in San Francisco, just 44 miles from Apple Inc.'s Cupertino headquarters in Silicon Valley, where so many technological advances have been born. Further north, in Seattle, interest in the iPhone in arch rival Microsoft's backy

Evan Allmighty
I saw this movie last night, and I went into it with very low expectations. I thought Bruce Almighty was WAY overrated, so I had no plans of seeing this, but there I was lol. Evan was a newscaster who won a seat in Congress. When he gets out there, God(Morgan Freeman) appears. The hilarity ensues. Morgan Freeman makes a great God. His voice is powerful enough to believe it, but gentle enough also. And he just seems all wise to me lol. Steve Carrell( spelled wrong I'm sure) was ok as Evan. I can take him in short bursts, don't really care for him in The Office, but loved him on the Daily Show. He was ok, but it was pushing my limits. His wife was in The Gilmour Girls, and she was serviceable. Very forgettable John Goodman played another congressman, and he gave his usual good performance. I like the fact that John Goodman is starting to take roles that aren't all good guy roles The most impressive part of the movie was the animals. Apparantly they filmed scenes with indi

Macworld On The Iphone
Macworld's First Look at the iPhone An early adapter shares his first thoughts on a few iPhone features Shawn King, Macworld Saturday, June 30, 2007 5:00 AM PDT Recommend this story? Yes 18 Votes No 7 Votes Editor's Note: Your Mac Life host Shawn King got his hands on Apple's iPhone prior to the Friday-at-6-p.m. launch. To further whet your appetite for Apple's latest mobile device, we asked to him to offer up a few first impressions about using the iPhone. Does it live up to the hype? Of course it doesn't--it couldn't possibly. As David Platt, a computer science professor at Harvard University, remarked to Reuters, 'God himself could not design a device that could live up to all the hype.' But, when you separate the wheat from the chaff, fact from fiction, hope from hype, it turns out the iPhone really is an amazing product given all that it is required to do. Here are five things I noticed after using the phone this week: Screen idol The iPhone offers an amazin

True That
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two. 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful.

30 Things Men Should Know About Women
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they will find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them

35 Things Women Should Know About Men
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. 2. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 6. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". 7. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. 8. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 9. Don't stay because you think "it will get better". 10. You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. 12. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. 13. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? 14. Always have

The Big Day
i went to harlan where all my stuff is yesterday to finish packin up ..told my daughters that id be right back that i had to go talk to my landlady......well the moment i stepped off the botton step she pulls up.i told her i was movin and she told me that what she was comin up to tell me i had to do....i had a friend that got arrested night b4 i got all moved up there to harlan and cause i knew him she didnt want me to stay there she wanted to just throw me and my 16 yr old out the the damn street.well since i done payed rent i wasnt gonna let that happen cause the old bag wasnt even gonna give me back th emoney i payed for rent.....well my stuffed stayed in harlan and i came back to tennessee to find me another place...well i got one now and fixin to move all my stuff back today.but cause my friend got arrested wasnt no reason for her to get made at me cause i wasnt even in harlan when he got a ressted.and i didnt like the idea that my daughter could come visit but not spend th enite

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Traveling Virus At Mohegan Sun Tonight, Turn On Those Webcams, New Videos Online, Wow Motorcycle Run - Sign Up N
Hey kiddies, it's the weekend, and the Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is at the Mohegan Sun Arena tonight, and you should be too... if you can make it, that is. If you can't, then turn on your Paltalk, and check out some of the fan festivities that will be going on this evening (gotta love those laptops and wireless connections) Remember, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Shows, you can download them online via AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/29/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/28/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/27/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/26/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/25/07 If you can't make it to the Traveling Virus show tonight, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-made from authentic buffalo nostrils (so we're told... we could be mistaken):CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!Click the PIC! Order yours today! Speaking of shirts...

Decadence
"Decadance" Say, yes they know that you fought yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Then you slowly recall all your mind Why, your soul's gone cold, and all hope has run dry Dead inside Never enough to forget that you're one of the lonely Slowly recall all your mind Say, yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy... Then you slowly recall all your

I Owe Him An Apology
I’m writing this because I owe a very nice man an apology. I wrote him an email that I should have never written. I said some things that I never should have said. I was out of line and had absolutely no right what-so-ever to say some of the things to him that I said. So, I am very very sorry and I hope you can forgive me. I said what I thought that I wanted to say at the time, however, it was not the right things to say. I’m not going to say I didn’t mean what I said because for the most part I did mean it, I just had no right to say it to you. They were things I should have kept to myself plain and simple. I didn’t mean to make you feel like you had done anything to me, but you haven’t, I just needed to explain some things. Upon further reflection I realize that no I did not need to explain them because they don’t affect you. In all honesty I am fucking happy for you but for some reason when I was in a bad mood last night it just didn’t seem that way. So, again I am

Blas Contest Update!! I'm In Second Place!!!
Ok first, my pc is on its last legs. I may lose it any time. So that means its only the library to get to Tap if it does. Secondly, I am currently in second place!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to copy and paste this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this

Lmfao
Taking a wee break from the golf course nearby, Tiger Woods drove his new Ferrari into an Irish gas station, where an attendant greeted him in the typical Irish manner, unaware who this "Yank" golf celebrity was. "Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the expensive, sleek sports car, two tees fell out of his pocket. "So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger. "Aye, and what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger. "AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ferrari think of everything."

Why Dogs Make Better Friends
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooneyr Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. - Dave Barry

Meet Your Master
"Meet Your Master" Bow down in position Against the polished steel This is something different You'll like the way this feels No time for asking questions No time for wondering We've had enough of you now You've heard everything You want to play a new game You put on this blindfold You do what we tell you You do as you're told Used to be the leader Now comes the time to serve Maybe we'll show some mercy Maybe you'll get what you deserve Countdown to the end, but make it go faster This is your disaster Countdown to the end, but make it go faster Come on down, my friend It's time to meet your master You've left quite a mess here under your stewardship You thought you figured it out but you'll find your place in this You think its so convincing, you think you see the truth Give us so many things, now who's got time for you Countdown to the end, but make it go faster This is your disaster Countdown to the end, but make it go faster Come on down, my fr

For Death + Bbg + Bro & All Military Come Home Safe
Get MoGet More at COMMENTYOU.comre at COMMENTYOU.com "" MAY GODS ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS 3/14/97 ( WROTE BY MOM CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW )

My Dreams Are Unreachable Written For Baby Treasure.
She is my dream,but can never be anymore. When I reach to touch her,she is gone she is nomore. My days go by with her always on my mind. Can we ever be together,not now not anytime. Our paths cross at different times some other place. Without a glance or a chance to see her face to face. Her words ring true,my ears they hear everyone. But I blink my eyes and a new day has just begun. I crawl from my bed and wipe a tear from my eye.Longing for the morning where she doesn't say goodbye. MY DREAMS ARE UNREACHABLE.Joy

Women, Men And Beer
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs/bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called, "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out

His Account Was Hacked!!!
I RECIEVED THIS FROM '†۞ MYSTIC ANGEL ۞†', A Good friend, and Juggalo Mafia FAM:::::::READ ON :::: THESE PPL HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND PLACED A STARTED SEND FAKE MAIL BACK AND FORTH TO THE FAKE PROFILE AND THE DELETED EVERY JUGGALO THING I HAVE!!!! THIS WAS THE WORK OF REV AND OR BOSS AND OR PORCH MONKEY DUE TO MY ATTACK ON THEM THE OTHER DAY!!! SO WITH THIS BEING SAID DO NOT BELIEVE THE FAKE ACCOUNT SET UP TO TRY TO BELIEVE THESE CONS I WOULDN'T EVER GET RID OF MY JUGGALO FAM!!! Rev@ CherryTAP Porch Monkey 4 Life -CT's Most Hated-@ CherryTAP Bo$$@ CherryTAP AND THIS IS THE FAKE LETTE FRIEND oOV1RUSOo [Jeremy = Love] [CT Daughter of RIGraywolf]@ CherryTAP

Pondering....
Today's Horoscope: It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all. Makes me ponder....

Why Me?
You ever have one of those days where you just wanna delete your CT? First, I have a ton of people that call themselves my friends and never talk to me unless they are in a contest. I cant delete my CT mail messages that I have recieved or sent. I somehow got caught up in drama involving Juggalos and Fat Sonny. I've met a ton of real fake people on here. And then I get crap like this every day: ->*~KristI~*: hmmmmok, i was trying to be nice and rate you *~KristI~*: duh puusy ->*~KristI~*: you realize im a guy right? *~KristI~*: duh skinny bitch ->*~KristI~*: im a whore? *~KristI~*: because ur a whore ->*~KristI~*: and why do you say that? *~KristI~*: eww dont give me a ten u know im ugly Seriously, why am I even bothering anymore?

What Is Love?
What is love, but an emotion, so strong and so pure, that nurtured and shared with another all tests it will endure? What is love, but a force to bring the mighty low, with the strength to shame the mountains and halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, a glorious goal attained, the union of two souls, two hearts, a bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, to cast the tyrant from his throne, and raise the flag of truth and peace, and fear of death overthrow? What is love, but a beacon, to guide the wayward heart, a blazing light upon the shoals that dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, eternal and sincere, a flame that through wax and wane will outlive life’s brief years? Love is so very special, yet can make you feel so lost. It can arrive just like the springtime and melt away like morning frost. You must find ways to nurture, always grow your love with care. Never ever take for granted the love that you both share. Mistak

Our Kelster
My REALLLY good friend -- Kelly was in a really bad car accident a week ago --- Kel is still n ICU/trauma in one of the best hospitals in Pittsburgh, PA. We wish a speeedy recovery & hope that she comes back to us the same as she was. (even tho nothing is ever the same) all my thoughts and prays are with her and her family right now. I am going to try and set up a donation link thru a local bank - so if anyone would want to possibly donate a lil something to help her household survive while she is in the hospital! she has 2 daughters the youngest is 7. her oldest daughter has been there everyday since the accident. We love you Kelster -- check out the video that was made for her under my stash!

Nymphomaniac (c.c.r)
Welcome everybody to this place You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face We got everything the only thing that we lack Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass A fuckin' machine that never runs out of gas A body like a bodies never seen before She recently inherited a liquor store I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac Yeah she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight She doesn't give 2 shits if I stay out all night I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile We take off our clothes and then we fuck in a pile I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not

The Good And Bad Of The Iphone
The iPhone: 10 Things Apple Did Right, 10 Things That Need Work Here's our list of things Apple did right with the iPhone--and things that could use some work. PC World Editors Saturday, June 30, 2007 3:00 AM PDT Recommend this story? Yes 9 Votes No 0 Votes 10 Things Apple Did Right in the iPhone The display, the display, the display. Everything looks good on it. The menu design: It's simple and clean, and the home screen icons look like so much eye candy. Fingertip navigation, zooming and scrolling that's intuitive, effective and fast. Video playback that's so good you can tell when you've done a sub-par job of ripping your movies. Visual voicemail lets you get to the calls you care about faster. Great integrated applications, including Google Maps, YouTube, and a world clock that packs a timer, stopwatch and multiple alarms. Cover Flow. It's incredibly fun to choose your music by visually flipping through album art. It's tough: Our initial stress tests suggest t

Can We Say Sellout
†۞ MYSTIC ANGEL ۞†@ CherryTAP Look at the level you moron. This isn't Ash.Weee this is a fucking fake account. Clowns fucking suck and I see you truely don't have any love for your own kind. Since your so willing to drop them for a piece of ass. Now go back to fucking your sheep and the real 1 dollar whore. We are screen shotting this so that Horny Juggalo can see that your so willing to drop your colors for a whore. well i am dropping my colors i started on my page go look i swear i am not gonna rate you a 1 your not a whore and this aint fucking right team shocker has been nothin but good to that fam and if they did that fuck them !!! pls dont think all juggalo's are alike i will renowns from the mafia but i am a juggalo this is fucked up !!! please accecpt my appologies hun if i knew this happend i would have delt with it ..and i am gonna deal with it!!! please team shocker is awesome and i have alot of friends in there with yall including my baby angel baby ...I

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Alabama (c.c.r)
Alabama (New Version) Lyrics Artist(Band):Cross Canadian Ragweed She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe it’s the hundred times he’s crossed my mind Just tonight (Chorus) She said maybe I miss your lovin’ Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin’ right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin’ on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldn’t understand Then the telephone rings (Chorus) They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees (Chorus)

Lover's Dance
Lover's Dance Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels,

Leather Fantasy
Leather Fantasy I play the game well I tease, torture, tantalize I am the Master- The Master of Disguise. You think I'm in control: I know all the moves, just what to do. I'm dying to give up power. I want to surrender myself to you. Tear down these walls I've worked so hard to build. Hold me fiercely 'Til all my doubts have stilled. Take me gently, Break my chains, Remove my fears, Let trust remain.

The Voice Of Seduction...if You Don't Know This Poem Is For You Maybe I Should Just Let You Go
The Voice Of Seduction It was another lonely evening In another lonely bar When across the crowded gathering I see, there you are Intoxicating beauty and grace and poise Seemingly unaffected by the crowd and the noise I watched you deflect suitors by the dozen Hovering about and stalking you like a coven I sat and we talked and I no longer had a choice Uncommon beauty and a lively intelligence A rare combination beneath such a lovely countenance And, oh lord, such an exquisite voice Low and breathy, full of promise The voice of seduction Eroticism, witticism, full of compassion A voice that prompts thoughts of Nights of wild abandon Of full moons.... Above warm tropical rains Of long moonlit walks on the sands Of fine wines and candlelit dinners Of mountain log cabins with crackling fires Of romantic destinations, nights filled by sighs A woman whose conversation is an event Intelligent, inventive, romantic, and heaven-sent Knowledgeable about so many subjec

Anticipation
Anticipation Candles burning sheets turned down anticipation abounds. Time passes slowly quiet as a mouse stars falling earth standing still. Waiting eternally waiting suspense filled evening. The phone rings You say my name come get me I am here. Passion explodes excitement is in the air soon you will be here. Candles burning low Sheets thrown down Passion spent Boytoy's in town.

Emotional Vampire
Emotional Vampire standing before you, naked, but unaware, body trembling with every breath, I await your approach. embracing you in ecstasy, our energies ascend in a feverish rapture as the moon illuminates our silhouettes through lace curtains. you pull away, leaving me listless, writhing in agony on the floor as my essence seeps through my skin into you, my sweet, emotional vampire, who leaves me in anguish, tormented until our next encounter when I will stand before you, naked, waiting to be drained again.

Some People......
To all who read this.....I dont know which one of you sent the dirty weeds with this message: "i thought you finally got it, i guess not, why don't u just tell her to stop, what is it with her and i seen the comment saying she couldn't wait to kiss u, how cute i'd do more then just kiss u and i can't get u to look at me twice, i seen u didn't leave any comments for her, she must not be getting the hint cause she is all over ur page agin, i'll help u get rid of her " .....Look at my name...do you think I want rid of her??? Let me spell it out to you...N-O-...Which means NO....yes me and her have a thing going. If I lead you to believe that I was interested in you I am sorry, cause I was not here looking for a relationship, this just happened. I will be meeting her, but I will not give a date what so every, that is something you need not know. So if you have a problem with this in any way please do us a favor and remove yourself from my list. As far as me leaving her comments

Submission
Submission I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Wet
Wet Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.

Passion And Erotica
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became enta

Simply I Want You
To Put It Simply, I Want You I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

A Fairytale
A Fairytale Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

Maybe Be A Little Hard To Handle
Breathing Truth One day, after months or years, when the pain of not believing your own body grows worse than your fear of the truth, you'll name it in a safe place where no one can hear... incest. You'll say it again, "incest" and think "insect" -- Still, it can stick in your throat, it can stop your breath. You'll try "rape" -- "He raped me." Rape--shape--drape: another useless word. Still, you'll need to say it, you'll need to breathe it. Perhaps, in time, you'll add your voice to the others who are naming, the others who are breathing the truth You'll finally know... you're not crazy... someone hurt you. When people tell you you're sick, call you a liar, turn you out of their hearts, their lives... keep breathing... keep naming. When their lies blare inside your head so loud you think you'd rather be dead... keep breathing... keep naming.

Only For The Truely Understanding
The Old Survivor by the Sea I saw an old man by the seaside. He was fishing off the end of a pier. I asked what he hoped to be catching. He answered, "I got it. You're here." He handled his pole like an expert. His motion was graceful and free. He reeled in his line, less the sinker. And handed it over to me. "I know nothing of fishing," I told him. "I came to the sea to escape." He blinked back his tears as he nodded. "I too, was a victim of rape." The silence that followed was welcome. I stood there with nothing to say. I clung to the pole, though still shaken. The stranger explained it this way: "I know that it's tough just surviving Abuses and moral decay. And try as we might to escape them, It's best if we cast them away. "So I came to the sea as a young boy, Determined to end it all here. But I could not jump into the water. A survivor was out on the pier. "He taught me

Love Or Friendship...can You Tell
"Love or Friendship" What do you want from me? Do you want my love? Or do you want my friendship? You confuse me through what you say You say you love me But don't seem to care Why don't we just be friends? Nothing more Nothing less Perhaps you still have feelings for me But why don't you show them? Why must you hurt me this way? I still love you But I just want to know Do you feel the same?

Just A Thought Or Maybe A Feeling...enjoy
"Revengeful Misery" Thy misery grows deep How can this be and nothing great The hatred of thy soul is wider than believed No coming out nor coming close Hurt thy and thou shall die Die within thy heart and mind Hate thy and thou shall be hated Kill thy confidence and thy’ll kill thou heart Destruction is bliss Thy destruction is greater than thou hate Spite thy and thou shall depart from life

The Latest News About Chris Benoit
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To Brian..muahzzzzzzzzzz
"Thinking About You" When I ate today at noon All I could think about was you Wishing you was here to do what you do Wishing I could feed you with my spoon Hoping someday I'll see your smile again I don't know if I can take all this pain Knowing that I am here and you are there Thinking about the times we had and will not have You are the best there ever was and will be There is nothing to explain you, but lovely Even when I was sad you made me happy I just don't know what to do I just hope one day, I get to see you

To My Loving Sis Christine.
The Rainbow And Real Fun The weave of romance, friendship and love Always alive, moving with the two Their hopes and sharing The strength and warmth Each can give Each can be free And then the play unfolds When each can Live for the other Nurturing and inspiring Only the problems unforgiven Could end . . . The rainbows and real fun The times outdoor and flush With each other and breezes The light fills both lives A beach is the edge of their one heart The sky the cover of the naked Excitement and delight In giving Giving Giving If it isn't giving It isn't living

Me!!!!
ME!! TO THE LIFE I USE TO LIVE! TO THE MEN I USE TO LOVE! TO THE DREAMS I USE TO HAVE! TO THE ME I USE TO BE! TO THE FRIENDSHIPS I USE TO CHERISH! TO THE FAMILY I USE TO HAVE! TO THE SUNRISES I USE TO WATCH! TO THE SUNSETS I USE TO DREAD! I FEEL AS THOUGH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AS CHANGED! I FEEL AS THOUGH THE ONE’S I ONCE LOVED HAVE LEFT! I FEEL AS THOUGH MY LIFE HAS BEEN REARRANGED! I FEEL AS THOUGH I AM NO LONGER THE SAME! I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE LOST MY FRIENDS! I FEEL AS THOUGH ALL MY FAMILY IS GONE! I FEEL AS THOUGH THE SUNRISES TO SOON!! I FEEL AS THOUGH THE SUNSET COULD COME SOONER!! WHEN I LOOK AT MY LIFE I SEE A BROKEN PERSON! WHEN I LOOK AT MY RELATIONSHIPS I ASK WHAT WENT WRONG! WHEN I LOOK AT MY DREAMS I USE TO HAVE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED! WHEN I LOOK AT MYSELF I WONDER WHAT I HAVE BECOME! WHEN I LOOK AT MY FRIENDS I WONDER WHERE THEY HAVE GONE! WHEN I LOOK AT MY FAMILY I WONDER WHY THEY R NOT NEAR! WHEN I LOOK AT THE SUNRISE I WONDER WHY I

How To Buy A Laptop
How to Buy a Laptop null The complete story can be found here: http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,125647/article.html We hope you will find this story interesting and informative. PC World, an IDG publication, has been providing independent, unbiased, reviews, news, and information about technology since 1983.

The Beginning Of The Secret Service.
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private Investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number Of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc., etc. Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service" Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their Black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S. The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S. I feel safer already.

Sweet November
"When the story begins, Nelson is a great fixer, He throws money at a problem or hires someone to fix it. But by the end of the film, he realizes there are some things in life you can't throw money at, and you simply have to accept and make the best of your circumstances. That's what the film is about; seizing the moment and making the absolute most of every minute you're alive on this planet." "One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given is to make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes, "At the end of the film I think everyone will leave with what Sara has given Nelson. I hope that people will see the world through Sara's eyes, as Nelson does." "I am attracted to the moments in this story in which the characters are forced to find their better selves," "Love stories demand that kind of insight and courage. This is one of those movies." "I hope the audience is overwhelmed by the beauty of life and its possibilities and its h

Is It Time????
It Is Time??? With all the comings and goings in daily life. Whoever cares for such precious moments that can be taken away A blink of the eyes and you are where you started or worse Is there even more to say? Feel the passion rising Touch the unknown Reach out and soar like you are flying To become that which you really were supposed to be Anger is ever present in the sadness and sorrows of the distilled taste in your mouth That tounge of yours is getting you into trouble again Memories are made of this Which will you choose to direct your destiny? Tears are shedding for someone That loud noise you hear is your inner self or others that only you can reach Will you listen Take action Begin to walk in the plans laid out for you Remember that stroll you took on the beach? The waves crashing all around The fragrance in the air Move forward and get in the water Break free from this curse Don't worry what is ahead Start

If The Feeling Is Gone
If the feeling is gone,please don't pretend that you still love me,I can see it in your eyes and it hurts to admit it,I can tell that the feeling is gone,All i ask is just a little honesty,Though i know that you're not coming back to me,You know i'll do anything to make you stay,But i just have to let you know,If the feeling is gone,There's a sadness in your smile,Though I try to conceal it,I can tell that the feeling is gone.....

June 30
Well It's A Beautiful Day Today. Another Lonely Day On The Road. On My Way To Jessup, MD. Currently In Mississippi. Had A Rough Day Yesterday Dispatch Couldn't Get Nothin Right. I'm Still Single But Think That May Change Soon. Of Course Wouldn't Be The First Time I Was Wrong. It's Funny I Figured By Now I Wouldn't Miss My Ex. Anyway. Ya'll Have A Good Day.

Sex
Well I'm beginning to wonder what this is. I hear about it but I think I'm a monk now celibate LOL Can't seem to find someone as a friend with benefits. I have been through the relationship idea and have gotten shit on a few times. Well now this is suppose to be my time to enjoy things but hell we still need sex. it has been so long. Well I even think there has to be a trust issue for this as well. For after all we are human.

Why Do Some Men Act This Way
Well for once I'm at a loss on what to write. Have thought about why men have to be so much dicks towards women but that is just a thought. Well one thing is we all know that people are that way to each other. I guess that is part of being human and a part of ife. Nothing seems real anymore.

A Blog I Wrote On Myspace
People you meet one way or another whether in life or on-line they still have a tendency to frustrate and hurt you. You try to be nice but they still feel the need to step on you. Is it just the way they are or what. I refuse to change into an asshole like them even at the expense of myself. I will not change I will still be a caring person. Even if it means being alone. I have seen that there arent many older people on here but it is surprising how many of the younger ones go through the same hurt the same frustration. Why won't life change? It is surprising how many have been through a divorce or are a single parent. I look through these profiles those that catch my eye and I read the blog's and look at some of the pictures. They are beautiful people. And it is a shame they have to go through this. Can't we ever learn from our mistakes. Yes I look at the interesting profiles even though they are younger and where it is ok I answer a blog they have posted. They have become wise but it

Real Or Not
No one out here on any singles sites or on myspace are real. Everyone feels the need to lurk. No one wants to take the time to know anyone. Age makes no difference. That is a thing that is all in anyones mind. We all can have fun no matter what it is. Life is to short to just do nothing. It really takes no time at all to email someone and to let them know how you feel or just a mintue to say how are you. We have become a society of lurkers. No one wants to be real anymore. No one wants to be real we have become a society of lurkers.

Why
Whydo people feel the need to lie to people. I guess things are not always as they seem. I guess I should not be surprised at people lying to me. And especially on here. They say one thing and totally mean something else. Is it so bad you look for love and companionship and people have to take advantage of that.Well another week is done and gone. Got the cleaning, laundry and the ironing done. Yes ladies I do iron LOL Thanks to my Mother I learned all of those things and do like to have my dress clothes for work to be ironed with creases. Well the Emergency Operations Center at work asked around if we had pictures of our deployment which I did some of us do take pictures others do not. So I sent them a few and they had one that I forgot was taken. So I will put it in my pictures after I resize it. It was of me doing something I had never done before and that was stand up in front of a lot of people teaching them about the Blue Roof Program. Whew I got over that fast no time to get the

A Poem
This is a poem my stepdaughter wrote for the funeral of her step brother my oldest. I post this in his memory he passed away on May 16th, 2004. I love you Jayme. My Soul by Davionna Deep with in my soul I creep, my secrets there I will keep. In the dark there is a light, to guide me through my selfish flight. Day is night, and night is day, your only hope is to pray. Then we lay ourself's to rest a single rose upon our chest. Now we say good bye and then we sleep, a bed of roses by our feet.

The Unforgiven
Every demon has his/her days... The time in which they've committed so much wrong in they're lives even though they're considered Demons by soul they have human bodies... if god has shunned us who else can we cry out to our hearts our prayers who will hear our cries for hope an love? rightful justice?....are we alone now that god has turned his back on us?..... The dark lord Lucifer king of the underworld lord of destruction has he a job for me? for the fallen Engels of heavens army? if so can he give me what i seek?...Why must i commit so much the hate i endure the pain i ingest promises ive made some ive kept only to have them broken by the other while others i could not keep. I wander looking searching trying to find what ive been missing a part of me? a part fragment of my soul my essence? what are you where have you been? you complete me you fill the void make the pain go away your laugh your sense of humor is it you i was meant to find?...... Ive done so much bad in

Nerd Popping
So I have a friend who is a total math geek and a 24-year-old virgin. I really really really want to pop his cherry, but I don't think my boyfriend will give me permission. Arrg... he jokingly does, but ho hum. I don't think it would necessarily be a pity fuck. I think it would be quite fun. I want him to give me the best thirty seconds of his life and then we can just watch TV. Then I can go, "See, now that wasn't such a big deal now was it?" I just like the idea of being some nerd's fantasy. Even though I know he would much rather bang the hot engineer that he met at the barbeque a few weeks ago. I just think if I robbed his virginity like a thief in the night, then maybe he'd be a little more confident. Of course, I'm pissed about the fact that I told him this via iChat and then found out that I was chatting with his roommate the entire time. How fucking embarrassing. Oh well.

Men Q & A
Men Q & A Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window. Q. What d

Sex Game
This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly!

Angel Without Wings
sent down from heaven a lettle peace of God an angel without wings fell in to our arms sweet little boy with a face of light brightoned up my heart when i say him smile all my life i tried to see how heaven could be so beautiful now i see it was the beauty in this boy that was sent down to me strang how life changes in just one moment sweet little angel sent up to heaven a little peace of me an agel with wings to my son Stone Born 9-16-03 and Passed 10-22-03 sweet smiles happy face remambered always as an amazing grace

Anotherr Poem
Two souls separated by a distance Two hearts engaged with their own lives Two spirits misplaced in diffrent states Two people shackled by their own destiny Love was introduced breaking the distance Hope brings together the different lives Faith binds two souls together in one state Candles of passion burns the written destiny Only time can tell and erase the distance An eternal flame will burn the rest of our lives Burning intensity you can see across the states The scars of love and tenderness will rewrite destiny For this you must see It is JUST YOU AND ME...

Her House
Okay so enough of 'funny' feelings. Let's go with facts. I've had to wear a contraption strapped to my back to prevent whos-its and whats-its from attacking...just so I felt safe. :P Yeah so I'm a weird one. But not that weird. The song 'Ghost-Buuusters!!" alwys runs through my head when I wear it. hehe Okay so its a vacuum cleaner but on to a better point! YOu want cold hard facts, Here goes: Walk up to Mrs. Harlack's house, which looks inviting on the outside, but you're told to wipe your feet at her doorstep and say hello as you walk in. Not before unlocking it with that handy skeleton key. hehe. PLUG YOUR EARS COZ YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT BABY CRY>> CLOSE YOUR EYES in case you see her rocker rocking. --- meow~ Its a funny house!

The Real Me....if Your Curious
Marlene 'SINBAD''s Blurbs About me: WELL,WHERE DO I START,FIRST AND FOREMOST,I AM A DEDICATED SINGLE MOTHER TO MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THAT IS TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER "HA'ANE LEI" WITHOUT HER I AM NO ONE. SHE BRINGS THE BEAUTY AND THE STRENGHT THAT I HAVE INSIDE OF ME OUT. I MAY BE A SCORPIO,BUT,I HAVE A PURE HEART OF GOLD. I LIVE LIFE TO FULLEST LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW,I DO NOT DEPEND ON ANYONE LET ALONE A MAN TO DO MY BIDDING IN LIFE. I'M A PERSON THAT TAKES EVERY HUMAN BEING'S FEELINGS TO HEART,BUT,I'M ALSO A PERSON THAT FEELS THAT IF YOU ARE HOLDING ME BACK "DAMN IF YOU DO OR DAMN IF YOU DON'T". I HAVE A POWERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR AND I ENJOY A GREAT LAUGH,I LOVE LISTENING TO PEOPLE TALK,IT TELLS ME ALOT ABOUT THE INDIVIDUAL WITHOUT ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. I LOVE TO READ A GREAT NOVEL(V.C.ANDREWS),I ENJOY LISTENING TO MUSIC(OLD SCHOOL,REGGAE). I ALSO ENJOY A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH OLD FRIENDS AND ENJOY MAKING NEW FRIENDS. FAMILY IS A BIG PLUS IN MY LIFE WITHO

For Bendy Straw!
Bron-Y-Aur Stomp (Jones/Page/Plant) Ah caught you smiling at me, That's the way it should be, Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine. Ah all the good times we had, I sang love songs so glad Always smiling, never sad, so fine. *As we walk down the country lanes, I'll be singing a song, Hear me calling your name. Hear the wind within the trees, Telling Mother Nature 'bout you and me. Well if the sun shines so bright, Or on our way it's darkest night The road we choose is always right, so fine. Ah can your love be so strong When so many loves go wrong Will our love go on and on... * Chorus My, my la de la come on now it ain't too far, Tell your friends all around the world, Ain't no companion like a blue eyed merle. Come on now well let me tell you, What you're missing, missing, 'round them brick walls. So of one thing I am sure, It's a friendship so pure, Angels singing all around my door, so fine. Yeah, ain't but one thing to do Spend

Adult Jokes
MORE ADULT JOKES How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. ******************************************************************* Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you can kiss my ass!" The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance, Bitch!" ************************************************************** When I worked for the laundry, I would go daily to the convent to ask the sisters if they had any dirty habits. ************************************************************ How can a girl tell when her date suffers from premature ejaculation? When he comes walking in the door. ************************************************************ This guy got a job playing the piano in a whorehouse. But he had to quit after the first week. He couldn't stand the fucking overhead. *********************************************************** What did the

My Resignation
My Resignation I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair; that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.

Be Careful Who Your Friends Are
I find people to be stupid by association. If you're friends with someone who I have had words with in the past, and through those words determined that person to be a waste of oxygen, you are therefore stupid by association. I figured I should explain that on the off chance that you're one of those stupid people and would need an explanation. I can and have remained friends with people who have maintained associations with people I don't deem worthy enough to piss on if they should ever find themselves to be on fire, but those instances are few and far between. It has lead people to accusing me of being an immature pain in the ass for assuming that everyone should think the same way as me. Allow me to clarify for a moment. You see, I'm never going to tell you who you can and cannot associate with. You are free to be friends with whomever you choose. That is your prerogative and you should exercise that as often as I exercise the same. Just don't think that I have to be friend

Poems
I said i'll love you forever I said you'll be the one I said we'll be together Cause with you i belong I said I'll be with you And that you are at the top of my way I said I'll get to you And that i think about you all day Remember these things My feelings will never change I love you till the day i die You are my one and only I think about you and im never lonely I close my eyes and know im loved....(not finished)

I'll Be Ok!
Ok guys our apartment was robbed at gun point at about 1 am. I just spent what felt like forever with a 357 pushed into the back of my head being told over and over if anything happened the guy was gonna shoot me. I'm very shaking up but no one was hurt badly. Damion got kicked in the knee and I have a gun barrel bruise on the back of my head. I'm not sure I'll ever sleep again!!! I'm still leaving tomorrow to go out of town but am reachable by cell phone until I get back. I know I'm gonna be ok but I just don't feel safe right now.

Just That Funny Feeling
YOu ever feel as though someone is watching you. Then you turn and no one's there. Or at the corner of your eye you actually see someone and you look reallly really fast to catch them, but you can't?? SOooooooo Creepy. Or never mind. Be somewhere and you could close your eyes and get that feeling you get when theres two people in the room. lmao Okay laugh all you want. BUT I GET THIS feeling...um the odd time. Oooh yeah, call me a creep all you like, I dont care. ITs not a good feeling to have! MAybe it's someone I KNOW. OR maybe not. Maybe it's nothing. hehe COULD be my little freaky freakish sort of imagination. Which I've been known to have by the way. Hahahaha -----Well. The Hauntings of DARLEEN>>> who knew?

Goodluck Bear That Is Me!!!!!!!
Good Luck BearLucky you! You are one lucky person. You are not one to worry much about anything, trusting that everything will turn out great on its own. You also realize that you must risk things in life to gain happiness. However, your implusiveness gets you into trouble once in awhile. You spread your good luck to others with encouraging words that help others believe in themselves.Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

Tenderheart Bear!
table width="350" border="0" bgcolor="#FF7030">Tenderheart BearYou are thinker, organizer, peacekeeper, and leader all in one. You have a power to command attention and people listen to you. However, you are often so concerned about not hurting others' feelings that you don't tell them what they need to hear and this gets you both into trouble. But you always have loyal friends to help you out.Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

Paranoid Lyrics
PARANOID Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify Can you help me, occupy my brain? Oh yeah I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel like love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late

Riki Rachtman Launches Official Free The 8 Campaign On Myspace
Riki Rachtman & Lee Roy Mercer Photo By: Jon Holtz My buddy Riki Rachtman started the phrase "FREE THE EIGHT" on the show RACEDAY and now he's launched an Official "FREE THE EIGHT CAMPAIGN" on Myspace. This is the real deal right here so don't be fooled by those Un-Official folks trying to capitalize on the FREE THE EIGHT CAMPAIGN. Show your support for Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and visit myspace.com/freetheeight ! Join the Friends list! Buy the real Shirt! Sound Off! Be Heard! And Help us FREE THE EIGHT! Here's the Official scoop on the FREE THE EIGHT CAMPAIGN! By Riki Rachtman Posted On: www.myspace.com/freetheeight Look it doesn't matter if you're a Dale Earnhardt, Jr. fan or not. Any race fan agrees the #8 should stay with Dale Earnhardt Jr. DEI owns the number in theory. The truth is the number is owned by NASCAR and leased out to DEI. Let this be known I do not fault DEI Teresa Earnhardt or Max Siegel. I believe they have some valid points on why the ; 8 should stay with DEI. I wil

I View Other People Both Critically And Sympathetically.
I view other people both critically and sympathetically. Why couldn't they just stop complaining so much, just let go and see how good they really had it? Everyone seemed to be waiting for something to happen that would allow them to move forward, waiting for some shadowy future moment to begin their lives in earnest. Everybody, from my mother to the characters I read about in books, was always looking at someone else's life and envying it, wishing to occupy it. I wanted them to stop, to see how much they already had.

Lost Family
My family sucks, I am considered the black sheep. I left due to how things were going, took the first chance I had out of there. My dad came to visit for the first time in years. It did not go well and yet I am happy that it did happen. He never did want to know the real truth, we fought a lot and I was happy to see him go. I am very lonely and I am still dealing with the aftermath of an abusive relationship and trying to heal. The whole experience reminded me why I moved so far away. I also saw a different side of my father, seeing him for the first time as an adult and after everything I been through. I realized why things happened the way they did. Now I know my family just sucks cause I shouldn't be alone and should never had been.

I Felt I Needed To Add This One As Well
It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all.

June 30, 2007
This person just did you an enormous favor by refusing your request. It may not seem that way at first, but once the sting wears off you'll see that you're much better off than you would have been with a positive response.

Lifes Always In The Way....
Since I had just oh, so much time on my hand, I had a lot to think about life. But I had summed up my thought as one thing: Life just gets in the way sometimes. In life, we seem to just beat up ourselves because things didn't just turn out the way we have planned them to be or wish it it to be. We hope to do one thing, but instead it turns out to be the complete opposite of what we wanted it to turn out as. Such as life in general. We all wish to be successful and be happy and find "ourselves". No one can cheat you out of unlimited success but yourself. But we kick our own asses if we don't get there as fast as we wish we could. we see others who are doing great and think "fuck, why can't I be like them?" then we highten up our expectations for ourselves which makes us feel worse. I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect life, the perfect parent, or the perfect job. But maybe the best that many of us can do is not quit and play the hand that life's dealt us, and accessorize

Its Finally Fucking Enough
A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head screams ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. Your sobs begin to subside and you begin to look at the world through new eyes. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change... or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings or beginnings and that any guarantee of "Happily Ever After" must begin with you... and in the process acceptance is born. You realize that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are... and that is ok. They are entitled to their own views and opinions. And you learn the importance of loving and being proud of

Things Will Happen In Your Life That You Can't Stop. That's No Reason To Shut Out The World.
i've gone the opposite direction in amazing myself lately. i'm nearly becoming someone i've always hated, but in a good way. i only hated those people because i was jealous. i mean.. me? jealous? never! its just nuts to me but no matter how bad things seem to get, i still love everything. a few months ago, i still wished i was dead. sure, on occasion i miss my dramatic friendships that ended so suddenly . but i also see that whatever i may have done or said to cause all of it hasn't been mentioned or forgiven, so maybe they weren't really worth it after all. i tried, and i was pushed further, thank you. i did run into some old friends recently that i had been really shitty to and cut out of my life with no warning, but when we sat down to talk, everything was fine. and i was told that they were not good friends to have. hmm.. either way, i've finally been able to let go of the past. not all, but most. i've realized that time is a major part of who i am now. i'm al

One More Reason To Hate The World
so.. just was finishing up a demo of a new song.. now.. keep in mind - i spend most my time when working on music with headphones on - i live in an apartment complex - and people are pricks. I keep very very very late hours - so i work on music deep in the am. i almost NEVER hear my shit on speakers... also keep in mind music sounds entirely different on speakers compared to headphones - matter of fact if i could always make music from listening to the speakers my music would drastically improve...bass distorts the hell outta speakers while the same song sounds perfectly fine on headphones...all the levels sound different on headphones.. things that sound clear on headphones will sound distant on speakers and vice versa.... i resent the fact that im forced to ruin my music for their consideration -- but i fucking do. - now.. in the process for making a song there comes a point where its at 'demo' quality and to compensate for not being able to listen on speakers the whole ti

Alone!
As SOME of ya'll know if u actually take the time to talk to me... my husbands currently deployed and were having problems.. dunno if were gonna stay married.... i dunno what to do.. im here stateside.. waiting... raising 2 kids.. ones 6 and the other is 4 months.. all alone.. nobody to turn to.. no true freinds to turn to.. and being in alaska.. im so far from family... im the type of girl that leaves my thoughts usually to myself and doesnt talk to much about umm or i try to put my mind on other stuff! at times like this.. i feel so alone.. i wanna talk to someone.. im so bored.. my kids r sick and everyones drinkin but i dont feel i should or i dont even wanna cause i dont want something to happen if they needed me or something.. ya know! ok well this isnt really going anywhere.. so i guess thats it for now.. im gonna lay down i guess... im just bored.. feelin alone! **sigh**