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Summer Time Specials!!
Hey ladies it's that time...Sun is out, vacations are coming!! Why not have a party during the weeknight and save the weekends for the lake!! If you book a party for August during you will get...... Your party must be $300.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE Product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free Your party must be $500.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) You party must be $1000.00 or more 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) 5. Daddy from the Nati Free (a $38.00 value) 6. Be entered into a drawing to will a luxurious cruise for TWO to Mexico We will play games, have some "girl talk" and enjoy a night "IN"!! Call now to book while dates are still available!! Ref

Break Please
Ok.. so yeah... I have only been back to work for 3 weeks now since my week vacation to Vegas. I am so ready for another. My full time job is killing me. I keep having to calm myself down so I don't over react with a child and such. However.. my part time job is going wonderfully... if only stupid ass people would do their damn job right! AHHHH Sometimes I just wish I could run away and never come back! ;) Anywho... I guess I will get back to work, since that seems to be all I ever do anymore! Later---

A Nation Divided
SITTING HERE AT MY COMPUTOR DESK AND WONDERING WHY I AM ALONE IN LIFE AS WELL AS OTHERS. I READ A STARTLING STATISTIC AWHILE BACK THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY BY THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE DIVORCE RATE HERE IN THE U.S. WAS ABOUT THAT PERCENT BUT NEVER REALIZED HALF OF OUR POPULATION LIVES BY THEMSELVES LOL! GOOD SOURCE TOO FROM READERS DIGEST! I MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY NOT SOCIOLOGY BUT I WILL TAKE A STAB AT A FEW REASONS FOR THIS I SEE AND GET SOME FEEDBACK FROM MY FRIENDS HOPEFULLY. MAN IS A SO CALLED 'SOCIAL ANIMAL' RIGHT? WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BE COMPLETE AND WHOLE AND ESPECIALLY A SOUL MATE TO SHARE LIVE WITH RIGHT? LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE SEEN OVER THE YEARS RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON CONVENIENCE AND THE PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HENCE THE HUGE DIVORCE RATE WE HAVE. CONVENIENT SEX, THEY LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOLS PERHAPS, WORK TOGETHER, PARENTS WERE FRIENDS,ECT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SITTING ON A PORCH SWING AND TALKING FOR

My New Poem --- Alone On The Stage
She stands on the stage alone A single light bulb shines on her face Lined and wrinkled by years of smiles and tears It shows a life full of emotions She's cried She's laughed She has been royalty She has been a pauper She's even died a time or two Once or twice she felt love in lines written by others Read by those who didn't truly care Millions of words Thousands of people feeling what she felt Theaters sold out People wanting to see her Now she stands on the stage Looking at empty seats She is a nobody Her name is no longer known She is alone on the stage Looking into the empty room Through empty eyes Thinking about her now empty life She lives off her memories Memories of what was Memories of what could have been For the first time she cries and there is no one to see it.

Marinating In Misery
Marinating in Misery He sits at the table with his best friends Anger Resentment Hopelessness and the Six O’clock News wallowing in nightly negativity soaking in a bath of boredom marinating in misery waiting for me to turn him. copyright 2006 Rhonda Lee Richoux

Being A Woman
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amus

100 Years Of Kisses!
Congratulations to The Hershey Company!!!!! Hershey(R)'S Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates Celebrates Centennial Birthday "World's Largest Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Chocolate" Inducted into Guinness World Records(TM) HERSHEY, Pa., July 7, 2007 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX News Network/ -- The iconic Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates commemorated its 100th anniversary today with a record-breaking celebration in Hershey, Pa. The Hershey Company celebrated the brand's centennial by unveiling "The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate" at a birthday event hosted at Hershey's Chocolate World(R) Attraction in Hershey, Pa., The Sweetest Place on Earth(R). Complete with a seven-foot-long plume and 16,460-feet of foil wrapping, The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate weighed in at 30,540 pounds and was certified by Guinness World Records(R) as "The World's Largest Piece of Chocolate." (Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20070707/CLSA005) "Hershey's Kisses Choco

A True Woman
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay– at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart –– they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk

Just To Let You All Know
I just thought I would let you all know that I am finally moved. I really hate moving. But I am finally moved. I wont be on as much as I use to but I will still be on some so DO NOT to come show me some love and stuff. I have missed you all and I am glad to be back..

To All My Friends!!! And Family!!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

I Can't Get This Song Out Of My Head
So, I heard this song on my friends page and I fell in love with it and I can't get it out of my head. Wanted to share it..... Here are the lyrics: I know it's hard to tell how mixed up you feel Hoping what you need is behind every door Each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change Because everyone has hopes, you're human after all The feeling sometimes, wishing you were someone else Feeling as though you never belong This feeling is not sadness, this feeling is not joy I truly understand. Please, don't cry now Please don't go, I want you to stay I'm begging you please, please don't leave here I don't want you to hate for all the hurt that you feel The world is just illusion trying to change you Being like you are Well this is something else, who would comprehend? But some that do, lay claim Divine purpose blesses them That's not what I believe, it doesn't matter anyway A part of your soul ties you to the next world Or maybe to the

Why Me
Why did I fall for a guy who I have known for years? This guy named Jim, I have known him since high school... He is 2 yrs older then me... He is the sweetest,most caring person on earth..... Why did I fall for him? Why couldn't he just moved like he said he was going to insteasd of staying helping his mom & sister with an antique shop? Why am I acting like a teenager? I haven't had a serious relationship in a few years...Can any1 tell my why?

Men And Me
(Written for a poetry challenge) Men: Sexy Lady, what's your name? What's your sign? Hey, what's your game? Babe, I love you...get undressed... Trust me, girl, you'll be impressed. What's for dinner? Where's my socks? Damn, this ballgame really rocks! What's the matter? Nag, nag, nag! You've become a fucking hag! Me: Your clothes are on the neighbor's roof Your manhood left me unimpressed I've burned your socks and changed the locks, Fuck off, so I can get undressed. © 2006 rhonda lee richoux

A Real Friend
I would like to take this time to thank all of my true friends out there.Paula your the best , you have given me support when needed and just let me vent.Scott your great.A better friend i can't ask for.Dave you have brought love back into my life.I am so thankfull for the gift that you have given me

Home. It's Where The Heart Is.
Grr.... I'm so frustrated with the world right now. Don't know what the hell has been going on the last like 2 weeks, but it's just been a fricken downward spiral. I'm ready to go home. People are making me angry, and just like I said generally frustrated. Maybe it's just because I don't feel good right now and have been throwing up for 2 days that I'm a little more on edge than normal, but whatever. I think I'm like done with Ohio. I want to just start school... move on... sorry, but the people in ohio are making me upset. grrrrrrrrr.... I need a drink.

My Job Search Finaly Ends.....
so0o i have spent the last month looking for a job that would fit into my nitch of acceptable jobs and today i got it *crys* finaly! i am totaly freaking out, i dont know wether to cry or scream.... so i am silently freaking out but yeah! OMG! *laughs* i almost settled for fast food haha!

Soldiers (sent To Me From A Friend)
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

Losing Everything
Things have been so fucked up lately. I thought that I was depressed a few weeks ago, but now nothing can compare to how I feel now. We are being evicted from our home because my dad stopped paying the mortgage after my parents divorced. We have to be 0uot ASAP, and we have nowhere to live yet. I have to get rid of my animals....and I' mreally sad because I love them, and they are all I have left these days. There is no such thing as friends, or love. I've been completely alone lately. I thought I had friends, but they choose to ignore me in my time of need, so fuck em. Because shit has been so fucked up lately, All I've been doing is partying. I've been drinking to the point where I'd pass out... I'd smoke myself stupid.... fuck, I've even had alot of sex lately... nothing like fucking the pain away right? I Broke down and cried yesterday. I finally do know what its like to lose everything and be alone. Thoughs of hurting myself have crossed my mind, but who fuckin knows

You Left While I Was Gone
You left while I was gone. You left me here feeling so alone. You could have held my hand. Now I'm here alone I see you in my dreams at night. The parted tears falling without light. You tore me apart without a breath Now I know you cannot come back but, someday soon I won't regret.

Unforgiven Ii
Lay beside me, tell me what they've done Speak the words I wanna hear, to make my demons run The door is locked now, but it's opened if you're true If you can understand the me, then I can understand the you Lay beside me, under wicked skies Black of day, dark of night, we share this bed of lies The door cracks open, but there's no sun shining through Black heart scarring darker still, but there's no sun shining through No, there's no sun shining through No, there's no sun shining What I've felt, what I've known Turn the pages, turn to stone Behind the door, should I open it for you? Yeah What I've felt, what I've known Sick and tired, I stand alone Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one that waits for you Or are you unforgiven too? Come lay beside me, this won't hurt I swear She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again She lay beside me, but she'll be there when I'm gone Black heart scarring darker still, but she'll be there when I'm g

Too Daa
Love and Faith When i touched your skin for the first time It drew tears from my mind Leaving my mouth and heart empty That this moment in the garden of love I will forever cherish There is no other with the presence of you To keep me warm with love and faith I've never felt this way about anyone The way you have this strong hold On my body and mind There is only one place for you And that's next to my heart. Jessie

What I Know About My Friends In Minnesota
Kimberly Taylor: Is engaged to Chris Spores,is my bestfriend,has two sisters,and two brothers, her mothers name is Luanne,she is more asian than indian,she is a natural redhead. Richard Sayre: is 25 years old and still lives in the basement of his parents house,is my brothers bestfriend,has two cats named Sassy,and Ying Yang, has a dog named fletcher, loves horror films,and redheads. Laura Wilde: loves the band Anberlin,drives a dodge,worked at toysrus,hates cats and dogs,and is bestfriends with rick. Stacey Oliver: has a son named Mark,is adopted, has a niece named nadia, and a nephew named Wyatt,loves marilon manson,and ICP. These are the friends I probably know best So yeah

Bikers
Subject: BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.

Idiot Award Of The Week Goes To
Here is prime example one of the worlds most short yellow bus riding Idiots. The reason some people should not reproduce. I bet if he met you on the street he would be the most humbliest human being. If you think this is cute or funny think again. Seems you need to reflect on your life and let the fakeness go. You are trying way to hard,the coward is showing. My Shoutbox Chr1sScand...: bitch, you are less than a fucking one, you fucking disgusting fatass bitch Chr1sScand...: what? I like BBBW big beautiful black women ->Chr1sScand...: Well I see your level of maturity and education, Ignorance has no place in my life and neither do you Chr1sScand...: damn, whats up you fat black bitch. sexy ass ho

Changing For The Better
On 3/6/07 I was hit hard with reality. My world cam crashing down and I knew I had a long road ahead of me to rebuild. As I lay crying Barry smiled. He knew that what I was going through at that moment was a life changing event. And it was! I was suddenly able to see all the things I refused to see in the past. I was able to recognize things in myself that I ignored for so long, and that night I vowed to let the changes take me to a new and better place. After my sobs subsided Barry asked me how I felt. I told him that I had no emotions to myself at that moment. His respond was "That's enlightenment." I lay there for a long while, feeling high and gitty, allowing all the stimulus around me fill me with sensations. The moonlight through the cracks of the shade, the cool sheets on my skin, the tears drying on my face (and how they itched ever so slightly), the sound of Barry's breathing beside me. All these things filled me in a way that is inexplainable. It's taken me a lon

The Gratest Irony Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that

Booo Yaa!!
How can I say How can i say... that you mean so much to me. How can I say... that we were meant to be. How can I say... I can believe that you're mine. How can I say... to you I would never decline. How can I say... those feelings that I feel, How can I say... that they're definately for real. How can I say... my soul thrives on your love. How can I say... that's what it's made of. How can I say... that no matter what you do. How can I say... I will always love you. How can I say... You're more than just a friend. How can I say... I will love you until the very end. Jessie

"monsters And The Weak" (repost From A Friend)
"Monsters and the Weak" The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust; my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something

Foww Shooow
Hate And Greed I AM GOOD AT MANY THINGS A FACT THAT YOU NEVER REALIZED AND I CAN SUCCEED AT MANY THINGS A FACT THAT YOU WILL IDOLIZE BECAUSE I AM WHAT YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO BE AND BECAUSE I HAVE THE DETERMINATION TO SUCCEED AND I'VE ADAPTED TO OTHER PEOPLES ANGER AND GREED AND I AM EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEE FOR NOW AND FOREVER YOU'LL SEE WHAT YOU WANT AND HATE TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE IT THROUGH ALL YOUR SHIT ALL THE WAY AND NOWHERE BEHIND AND IT'LL BE OK THAT YOU'RE IN THE BACK OF THE LINE

Check Baby , Check Baby, 1 2 3 4
From the heart If you were a teardrop In my eye, For fear of losing you I would never cry. And if the golden sun Should cease to shine its light, Just one smile from you Would make my whole world bright. When leaves have fallen from the trees And the sky is filled with storm, Just the thought of your gentle touch Is enough to keep me warm. When the moon up in the sky Shines a faint blue light, Memories of times we've shared Will keep me from sleep at night. If only i had the courage To speak these words to you. Every one is from the heart And couldn't be more true Jessie

Ficky Ficky Y'all
Friends By Chance One day you sat before your screen Typed to some nonsence name like mine We entered into a sea of text And our world would never be the same Who would have thought in this text filled world With faceless voiceless words we used I would find someone like you to bring Joyous rainbows and happiness without end Now everyday before my screen I sit and type and ponder How someone I have never seen Could fill my world with wonder People say you cannot love someone That is a stranger so very far away They cannot judge what they do not know They have no concept of the seeds of friendship we sow Even though my dear sweet friend Beside you I cannot be I know deep down inside my heart You will always be standing next to me! Jessie

Feelings Rehashed And Rethought
When you are giving medication there's this formula you use. The short of it is desired over given. It's a fairly simple formula. What you desire over what you are given. It sounds so great that it should apply to all things like life. Wouldn't that be great? Perhaps it wouldn't be. We all know that is not how life is. You take what you can get when you can get it. Sometimes it's exactly what you wanted and other times it will have to do. Then again sometimes when you get exactly what you wanted it isn't exactly what you thought it would be. Desire is a treacherous human emotion. It drives us to do what we would normally not do. We cannot reason nor can we rein in desire. It is a wild beast within us that can never be broken. We like to think or rather we like to 'believe' in the illusion that we can control our desires but we cannot. We all at one time have wanted someone we cannot have. Wanted someone who was not good for us. Desire is a strange creature

33 Things About You..
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 33 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. simple things.lol 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to work for a secret branch of the gov. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. nothing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. lamon-aid 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. tomato 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. GRAY'S 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 7.)A. Picese 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. NO but want some.. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. Smoking 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.

Ticky Tickles
Dream of Me Dream of me tonight, the way you always wanted, the way you always imagined, just hold me like before. Caress the lips you used to kiss, whisper that I'm the one you've never forgotten, the one you'll always miss. Stare into these eyes of mine, that drove you crazy with just one glance, pretend that I'm a glass of wine, and drink slowly so the dream can last. I'll leave for now, but I'll be back, So dream of every moment. because, I swear, what once we were... will forever remain vacant. Jessie

The Countdown Has Begun (kaleb Update) From Kalebs Mom
Sunday, July 08, 2007 The countdown has begun The countdown has begun. Kaleb is still doing Very Well. He is so much more awake since they have started wheening him off of the phenobarb. He moves much more and makes more noises. He still doesn't blink though... It is so weird. They are shooting for Thursday to have him completely off of the Phernobarb. After that he will have to stay 3 whole days to ensure that he doesn't have a seizure. If all goes well, Kaleb will be coming home by next Monday! I am excited, scared, happy and nervous all at once. I think it will REALLY hit me hard when he gets home that he is changed. I mean the last time he was home he was sitting in his Walker and smiling up at me in the kitchen. I miss his smile so much. I think that being home will help him so much though because that is where he was the happiest. He LOVED to be home. I just miss him so much. We have tons of pictures up of him and I look at them and think "God pleas

Loads Of New Tracks
hey pimpfuckers, been adding "tracks" to my profile, and i like to add, i DON'T set my profile track to auto start when the page loads. why? because it's simply weak. If you have something ya wanna share, by all means, share, but making yer shit play when I run up in yer page, well, its weak, makes the page load slow, scares the fuck outta the dog, *i keep my music UP, pc is part of a multimedia system* and it harshes my buzz! i'll quit bitchin' now. game on.... -HH

I Give A Damn
I found this in my billetins. Coming from a Marine Corp. family I had to save it of course Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Vietnam". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight an

Shit Talkers
Since i know i haven't been on in a few days i would like to just say.. If ur going to cause problems back the fuck up. If u cant stand someone happy then fuckin stay away. Like they say misery loves company. and if ur lookin to bring this chick down... then u have another thing coming.. Alls i am going to say is that only a few people know y im posting this.. It takes alot to bring me down or make me worry about things but right now. Im happy and in love so if u think for one sec that anyone is going to cause problems or even try to bring me down or destroy what i have. And if anyone tries.. ha ha i would love to see it.. Its not going to happen. I love Erik (aka WOO47) and i love my friends the very few selected ones that are close and know everything.. Oh and the ones that are wondering this is over something completely something different its not what most of ya'll know...

This Is What I Believe
I Believe ..> I Believe... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, th

Was Never Any Good At Picking Like This Since I Love All My Friends Comes From My Heart So I Will Say This Is For All Of You
Today is I love you day!!I LOVE YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled! __________, .-'Y _^-, ______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .. _, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..| _.. H E , .-^____________k __.., .-^________________i ________________________ss ________________________kis _______________________skiss _______________________kissk ______________________isskiss ____________________kisskisskis __________________skisskisskisski ________________sskisskisskisskissk ______________isskisskisskisskisskiss ____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis _________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss _______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk ______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss ______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis _______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis ~*~*~YOU'VE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~

I Can't Get A Break?
I am trying so hard to accept the fact that things have changed. I am really sick of liars and stupid ass fucks trying to bring me down. I cannot do this shit anymore. I have enough shit on my plate. I am over it! All I want to do is runaway and run into his arms. It would be so great to feel a hug from him. I want to hit something. ERRR!!!!! Why do people have to lie and be stupid for no reason.

Walk Into The Fire
Walk Into The Fire By:Katherine D Walk into the fire my love Set thy soul to blaze. For life is as it is. Walk into the magnitude of glory As the flame torches our very essence of essence. Walk into the intensity of burning desire. For I shall approach you as a ghostly being I shall bear the sign of the night. Slumber shall be restless As I burn my name in your heart. Within your dream I shall dance-the dance That only lovers dances As the moon feeds my hunger. And thy will surrender to the huntress. As the warmth is the ultimate submission. Come The fire awaits-my prey

Lyrics
This song is called Kiwi by Maroon 5...Anyone else think there is a hidden meaning here?? You’re such a flirt, I know you hurt And so do I, I empathize I see you out, you never cared A conversation that we never shared But it’s so strange, it’s something new Amazing feelings that I have for you I close my eyes when I’m alone Wonder what it’d be like to make you moan I wanna give you something better Than anything you’ve ever had A stronger and a faster lover The world, it disappears so fast Sweet kiwi Your juices dripping down my chin So please, let me Don’t stop it before it begins So give it up, and don’t pretend And spread your arms and legs across the bed And when you shake, you won’t regret The things I whisper in your ear (What?) I said: I wanna give you something better (You wanna give me something better) Than anything you’ve ever had (Than anything I’ve ever had) A stronger and a faster lover (A stronger and a faster lover) The world,

Blogging
As everybody gets to know me better...You will see that I am not a Blogger..I can never think of anything to say, that might be interesting enough, that anyone would want to read..Also, you will notice that I will rate a lot of pictures, but leave very few comments..again..lost for words..Unlike my wife DesertJules..she Loves to Blog and comment on everything..So I am Happy to let here take up my slack..lol

Fun Yet Serious
Boy, I want to tell you I had loads of fun yesterday, but it ended on a serious note. Traci, Jason and I were invited to a friend named Kevin's birthday party today. It was a birthday/swimming/barbecue party. Everything went fabulous and I had a blast, which is a first in about 7 months. After everyone left about 9:30 p.m, the 9 adults of us left decided to all crowd in the hot tub for awhile. It went great and we all had a pretty good time, drinking and just talking. The last nine adults were, Kevin, Laurie, Julie, Ron, Jack, Jason, Traci, Garrett and me. Well considering Jason had to go to work early we decided to leave about midnight. Traci and I were drenched to the bone and ran inside to change into drier clothes. We took Jason's cigarettes and lighter in there with us and he asked us if it was in there with us and we said yes, but he nevertheless had to wait to get them. Next thing we know, Garrett's daughter, Alley, came running in there to Traci and me and said there was a

May Have To Have Arm Surgery
well just wanted to let all my ct friends and family know . i go to tri- county orthopedic on july 12th . ive already had another doc shock my left arm . my hand has lost alot of feeling in it and it's really weak . the strongest thing on my hand is my thumb. the first doc i saw said they may need to do surgery cause my funny bone is pinching a nerve in my elbow causing me to loose strength in my left arm and hand . bad thing is im left handed ,so that sucks for sure .he said they'll go in and move my nerve on top of my funny bone . sounds painful but ive been through worse . well wish me luck on my doc appointment and i will keep everyone that wants to know updated . thank you all

Hey You,yeah You! Read Me. :)
You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your siblings/cousins bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Mister Evil knievel. Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh? Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have unreal reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be

Decifer Then,,, Win My Mind,,,,,,,
To be one, is to know who you really are, and what you really want or would like to have,,,,,, If you arent in sync with your own world,, how could you ever be in sync with mine?? Food for thought!! Decifer that shyt.... then you will have my mind!

Ahhhh Shiznets
It's freaking Manic Monday and life sure is hecctic. I'm sitting here all hyped on ceffeine and not a damn thing to say except blah. Just wanted to let you ppl to know again I thank you for stopping in rating me and all that good shit. I would also like to say thanks to the ppl that make it possible to have happy hr, one of these days I plan to sponsor one myself, I dont know a whole lot about it but I will for sure find out. I will also try to get some more photoa uploaded as well, I am kind of waiting for this black eye to go the hell away, It's not very apealing I know but hell neither is my face muahahahahahaha beat ya to the punch line didnt I. A lot of ppl have asked me why dont you upload nude portraits well my friends it's like this, I dont feel the need to advertise myself in that manner on here. I dont want just anyone looking at my goods. I already have some crazy chic obsessed with me. Thats enough to make a person not want to go any further with broadcasting any m

Global Warming Could Fuel War
Global Warming Could Fuel War Andrea Thompson LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.comMon Jul 9, 12:30 PM ET Food and water shortages fueled in the future by global warming could spur conflicts and even wars over these essential resources, the authors of a new study warn. History suggests the controversial idea might be on track. Changes in climate, such as temperature and rainfall, can significantly alter the availability of crops, livestock and drinking water. Resource shortages could, in turn, prompt people to turn to war to get what they need to survive, several experts have warned. A new study, detailed in the August 2007 issue of the journal Human Ecology, suggests this was the case in the past. The authors reviewed 899 wars fought in China between 1000 and 1911 and found a correlation between the frequency of warfare and records of temperature changes. “It was the oscillations of agricultural production brought by long-term climate change that drove China’s h

(hadith) Double Face
The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) said, "The worst people in the Sight of Allah on the Day of Resurrection will be the double faced people who appear to some people with one face and to other people with another face." Sahih Al Bukhari Volume 008, Book 073, Hadith Number 084 Narrated by Abu Huraira.

The Losers Reason
The loser goes down by the river with his bottle of wine, He lost all he has,So he goes through life tak'in his time, While the richman is burdoned with troubles of every day life, His back stabbin neighbor is making love to his unhappy wife, The loser has left things like woman and business behind, Finding the peace and contentment,He looked for,In a bottle of wine, They call him a tramp,hobo,wino,or bum, I've seen a lot of richmen,And I'll tell ya no better then some, If you told him the world would soon come to an end, He would get on his knees and pray to his only friend, Dear god forgive them for not taking the time, To see their sins like you can through a bottle of wine, Now i've been a loser for maybe ten years or more, But i've seen my life with more truth then ever befor, So now I tell you,Who are lost in these troubled times, You'll never find peace like you can in a bottle of wine. Jimbo/Copyright/7/75

Make Him A Mother Fucking P.i.m.p
OK FOR EVERYONE WHO I HAVE HELPED OR FOR THOSE WHO JUST LIKE ME I WANNA BE A PIMP EVEN IF IT IS A CHERRY PIMP......SO HELP ME OUT PLEASE drew64_4**Underground Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##@ CherryTAP 50 CentP.I.M.P.Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com (repost of original by 'drew64_4**Underground Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##' on '2007-07-09 13:34:56') (repost of original by '-->♥AsH.WєєE.♥RJeezys CT Wifey..((Underground Promoter/Mod))' on '2007-07-09 15:33:25') (repost of original by 'bucs24,CONFEDERATE BOMBERS OF CT~*undergrounds promoter*' on '2007-07-09 15:45:53') (repost of original by '~shady326~' on '2007-07-09 15:46:41')

Stupid Tesoro Cow
So I just went to the Tesoro to buy a pack of cigarettes and the idiot at the store wouldn't sell them to me!!!! I had my id which while heavier and with darker hair is still obviously me. She quizzed me on it and I knew all hte info I showed her a seperate picture ID and the bitch still wouldn't sell them to me. I am so pissed Off I had to walk all the fucking way to another store to buy some(the people at the other store had no problem selling them to me) I am soooo pissed off. Honestly if I were going get a fake id why in the fuck would I get one that put me under 21 and only barely old enough to buy cigarettes. This is some BULL SHIT. Thats it I"m boycotting! I'm never shopping at that store again!

The Lap Dance
Written by a CT friend of mone :) Enjoy! MY FANTASY...WRITEN BY DIANE (TasTLuv) TURN YOUR VOLUME UP AND ENJOY! USE A VERY VIVID IMAGINATION AND TAKE YOUR SELF INTO THE STORY AS THE CLIENT AND I AM THE DANCER! THE LAP DANCE I hurriedly enter the club so I won't be late for my evening shift! I enter my dressing room and change into an erotic and sexy g-string with a matching push up bra that accentuates the curves of my full breasts and erect nipples! I pull on a tight pair of jeans, a silk shirt that barely reaches down to my belly button and slip on sexy red high heel pumps! I go over to the curtain and take a peek into the club to see who is there for tonight's entertainment! I see the other dancer finishing her last song of her set! I look around at the clients and in a flash I see you there sitting so very close to the stage watching intently as her set comes to completion! Perfect! You have a look of sheer contentm ent and longing on your f

Do U Ever Wonder ????
Do u ever sit n wonder? I mean everyone thinks of the past, present, and the future. It all boils down 2 the endless possibilities life has. I often wonder what the hell-and then within a blink of an eye-reality sets in. Often it seems like u step into another time zone and then once your thoughts are done flashing through your head u take that blink of an eye and your here. Funny how it works huh?

Jim Norton - Happy Endings: The Tales Of A Meaty-breasted Zilch - In Stores Tuesday!
ClICK THE PIC TO ORDER! HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch By Jim Norton ON SALE TUESDAY, JULY 10th! Be the first kid on your block to own HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, the brand new book by meaty-breasted comedian, Jim Norton! Fall in love with Li'l Jimmy Norton all over again with this heartwarming chronicle of a New Jersey man's rise to fame among a whirlwind of addiction, embarrassing moments, and prostitutes. HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch is full of the same raw, honest, and hysterically funny humor that you get from Jim every day on the Opie and Anthony Radio Show. Every copy coppy of HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch ships with a free jelly jar full of skin tags!* CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW! Jim will be signing copies of HAPPY ENDINGS at the following locations: New York, NY: Borders – July 10th, 6pm Philadelphia, PA: Barnes and Noble – July 11th, 6:00pm Ridgewood, NJ: Book Ends – July 12th

Depression Setting In
Well I just found out something that I really didn't want to hear. Before I start I want to apologize to my mom, she just found out not too long before I did, but I feel as if I have to post this. I just found out that my grandma's condition is getting worse. She has COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease), she has fluid building up in her lungs, and she has NO Oxygen going to her brain. Things are not looking good right now with her. Please pray for our family and I will keep everyone whom wants to know posted Stone Cold Fan 4 Ever

Dirty Cop
DIRTY COP I’m speeding down a narrow two lane country road testing out the new suspension and engine that I installed in my Subaru Impreza the day before. I blow past a billboard not noticing the highway patrol car behind it the female officer turns on the lights and siren sliding onto the road after me in hot pursuit. I notice the flashing lights pulling over quickly grabbing my license and proof of insurance as I wait for the officer to approach my car. She types into the computer my license plate number when my picture comes up she smiles devilishly unbuttoning her blouse 3 buttons to give a better view of her double d breasts and lacey royal blue bra that barely contains them. She removes her pants slipping on her sexy pin-stripped mini skirt to show off her long sexy legs wrapped in very erotic silk stockings with rose pattern lace at the thigh slipping her gun belt back on. I am sitting my car patiently waiting knowing I am probably going to get my license yanked away and my

Back Yet Again
Hey yall im back yet again! My computer fucked up last week and I got it fixed and working properly again thanks to my friend Llyod! He does awsome jobs on the computers! Anywho hit me up and see whats going on!

Its A Hot!!
So World, how you handleing this Global Crisis in our Weather today?? its awsome..To See these things now happenening..like? Heat increase..(abve Norml) Storms/tornadoes/hurricane increase and the signs keep going on & on.. Why?.. is it Really pollution..or just the World changeing. Evolution No matter what. the World wll be here for A very longTime lets keep our World Clean Give A hoot.. Dont Pollute.thnx

Flame
The flame of the candle dances its life cought on the breeze that passes Life is like that flame fragile and flickering waiting to gutter out... The girl who stands in the bathroom staring at her reflection wondering what is it all for... The little boy who hides from the sting of the belt and the pain of broken bones just wants it to end... The woman who stands at the edge of the grave staring at the coffin of her baby girl who was at the wrong place at the wrong time... The old man who sits alone at the table he once shared with his soul mate who passed away and is feeling the cold of loneliness seep into his bones... The time comes when we can feel our flame dancing flickering and it makes us stop and think to contemplate out past and future trying to decide if we've done enough or do we need to do more... There are those who feel that their light is about to gutter giving up hope of that light ever getting stronger they decide to blow out the l

Mark Your Calenders
Mark Your Calendar MAKE SURE YOU DO THIS "PATRIOTIC" ACT for all mankind and women.. MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation i

Qwench
QWENCH Hot Water Beads My Body, My Hands Hard Pressed Against the Wall, Goddess Behind Me with Soapy Sponge, Bathing Me as Her Duty Calls. I Stand Erect as Her Arms Surround My Waist, Delicate Hands Sudsing Up My Chest, Loving, Tender Strokes as She Kisses My Back, Tormenting Me with Her Breasts. Goddess of Love, to Her Master Above, She Kneels Behind Me to Wash My Feet, Warm Lips Upon My Buttocks and Light Nibbles with Her Teeth. I Turn to Face Her, Gazing Down at Fawn-Like Eyes, a Waterfall from My Brow, Bare Hands She Lathers My Genitals, Taking Her Time, Expressionless as I'm Aroused. Clasping My Knuckles Behind My Head, I Tilt Back to Cleanse the Sin I Crave, gary L: She Continues Rinsing until I'm Satisfied, Never Taking the Chance on Her Own Desire, Distinguishing the Goddess from the Slave. Reaching Down with Both My Hands to Each Side of Her Face, Fingers Behind Her Ears, Thumbs Beneath Her Chin, She Rises at the Gentle Pressu

Info On My Band Evil_corpse
FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I WILL BE PUTING OUT MY FRIST CD ON 10/9/2007 IT WILL HAVE 6 SONGS ON IT I WILL BE GIVEING IT OUT FOR FREE IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT OUT HERE TO WARE IM AT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL MAIL YOU ONE THIS IS FOR MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE TO MY BAND MUCH LOVE FOR SPIKE AND MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS TO MY E-MAIL OK MY E-MAIL IS spike_cox1981@yahoo.com ok thanks THE NAME OF THE CD IS YOUR ALL DOOMED SOONER OR LATRE IM GOING TO GET YOU ! BUT IF YOU WANT TO TAKE LOKK AT WHAT I DO HERE IS MY URL FOR MY PROFILL ON MY SPACE http://www.myspace.com/evilcorpse SO GO FOR IT YOU CAN ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON THARE TO IF WILL ADD YOU

Attn Family, Friends And Fans
CAN YOU SPARE A FEW MINS AND COMMENTS TO HELP OUT?!?!OK here area the rules to the contest I am in. Please come and help me. 1 place is a month VIC, 2nd is 7 day blast, and 3rd is a 3 day blast. Thanks all in advance for the help, let me know and all love will be returned. OH yeah....its starts now and runs for 2 weeks! hugs Me 1.SELF BOMBING ALLOWED 2.RATES = 1 COMMENT 3.NO MACHINES 4.NO BLANK COMMENTS 5.NO CHEATING (CHEATERS WILL BE DELETED) HAVE FUN ALL

Attn Family, Friends And Fans
CAN YOU SPARE A FEW MINS, AND COMMENT BOMB MY PICTURE. OK here area the rules to the contest I am in. Please come and help me. 1 place is a month VIC, 2nd is 7 day blast, and 3rd is a 3 day blast. Thanks all in advance for the help, let me know and all love will be returned. OH yeah....its starts now and runs for 2 weeks! hugs Me 1.SELF BOMBING ALLOWED 2.RATES = 1 COMMENT 3.NO MACHINES 4.NO BLANK COMMENTS 5.NO CHEATING (CHEATERS WILL BE DELETED) HAVE FUN ALL

Attn Family, Friends And Fans
PLEASE HELP ME ON MY CONTEST. OK here area the rules to the contest I am in. Please come and help me. 1 place is a month VIC, 2nd is 7 day blast, and 3rd is a 3 day blast. Thanks all in advance for the help, let me know and all love will be returned. OH yeah....its starts now and runs for 2 weeks! hugs Me 1.SELF BOMBING ALLOWED 2.RATES = 1 COMMENT 3.NO MACHINES 4.NO BLANK COMMENTS 5.NO CHEATING (CHEATERS WILL BE DELETED) HAVE FUN ALL

Eddie Van Halen Vs. Ac/dc's Angus Young
Angus Young is your new Champion! Eddie Van Halen had won a staggering 5 in a row, but Angus took him down! Here are the votes: Angus Young-41 Votes Eddie Van Halen-33 Votes Stick around for the next MUMM on AXE FIGHT X! Angus Young VS. KISS' Ace Frehley

Why
All I’ve been doing was crying, Crying my 1,000 tears Wishing you would come back to me, Wishing that you were here It seems right now as if you want, Want to hurt me even more I wish that you could understand that My heart is already sore I still cry a 1,000 tears cause you Throw a lot of women in my face I tried and tried but I can’t move on I don’t know why I think you can’t be replaced I don’t understand how you can tell me That you will never stop lovin me Every time I turn around I cry Tears my eyes can see Why o why is what I ask myself Why do I keep on letting you hurt me I never made you cry a 1,000 tears So why would you want to make me How can you tell me I’m not the one When it has been so many years Within those years you would think no tears But they came because you didn’t care You would think because of a 1,000 tears That I would be all dried out Nothing hurts more but to know you’re not here And that you are no longer my spouse

So Very Tempting!!!
Have you noticed that even as adults when someone tells us not to do something, there is that little twisted piece in our minds that wants to do it even more!!!! LMAO We wonder where our kids get that attitude!! Well gee, guess they learned it well from us. I am being a good girl though, not doing anything I am not suppose to! But geez, it might just kill me the temptation is so great!!! ROFLMAO

Please Help!!!!!
Hey everybody! I'm in BadGirl's Default Pic Contest that just started today and goes for the next two weeks. This is my first contest so I'm pretty excited about it. I need your help! Please click my pic below and go Rate or Comment BOMB the hell out of my pic. I'd really appreciate it and will send love in return! Anything you want! Please help me in any way you can. Please repost this and send to your friends too! Thanks! FL_FunGuy603 http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=178222&albumid=440850&i=789747561 ~Danny P.S. - Show BadGirl some love too while you're at it! DJ BADGIRL~ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS~@ CherryTAP

Two Robins Were Sitting In A Tree....
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. "I am so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one. "Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second "O K," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... | | | | | | | (scroll down) | | | |(ready??) | (you're gonna like this one) | | | | | | "I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

Three Little Ducks Go Into A Bar........
Three little ducks go into a Bar............ "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

Will I Live To See 80?
WILL I LIVE TO SEE 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"

Social Networking Sites (from Cnet.com
July 9, 2007 11:48 AM PDT Google, Yahoo creating new social networks- reports Posted by Elinor Mills Bloggers are reporting that Google and Yahoo are working on new social networks now that their existing services (Orkut and 360, respectively) have failed to gain traction, except in Brazil in Orkut's case. Google sponsored a project last year at Carnegie Mellon University's Human-Computer Interaction Institute that was designed to "rethink and reinvent online social networking," the Google Operating System blog reported. The site also has screenshots. Dubbed "Socialstream," the service would be more like a unified social network that would allow someone to have accounts on multiple services but centralized contacts in one location. That would be pretty nifty. I'm personally sick of having to log on to different social networks to interact with friends, who are spread out across the gamut of services. Meanwhile, at Yahoo there is a project called "Mosh," according to Tec

Stop Or Slow Down?
Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Maine. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Maine deputy's expense!! Deputy says," License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Deput

In My Thoughts
In My Thoughts... I had no reason to send you a card, no great news to reveal. But I wanted you to know that you're in my thoughts and in my heart as well. And I'm sending you a wish for a wonderful day. I hope lots of sunshine comes your way. "In My Thoughts," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2002

Well I Give Up
i was used and hurt for the last damn time. why do guys think they can do things like this and not get caught. i just amazes me that i always find the ones who use people. Just another bumped i have to get over in the struggle we call life. One day someone is gonna love me and never let go and wont cheat or lie or steal from me.

Bow Tie
BOW TIE Welcome Me Home upon Your Knees, Head Bowed, Hands behind Your Back, with a yearning Whisper of " PLEASE". Rope dangling over creamy shoulders, hinting to be Bound, Goosebumps on a journey of discovery, as Her MASTER ties Her Wrists around and around. Streams of wetness trail Her Thighs, awaiting to quench Her MASTERS Thirst, Trembling eyelids and Pouting lips, Her Soul crying out to Her MASTER in a mental Burst. Her MASTERS fingers toy with Her Hair, gently, lovingly, Both feeling the others Respect, Her Hair then clutched, Head pulled back to Kiss Her Neck, His warm Lips forcing Her Nipples Erect. Her Perfume tickles His Nose, His Eyelids pressed tightly shut, basking in His Goddess' Scent, His Hands upon Her Shoulders Firm, forcing Her forward without Relent. Tears of Joy well up in Her Eyes, never once opened since Her MASTERS arrival, Face resting in Honor upon the Floor where Her MASTER had stood, pleasing Him,

Quote For July 9
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. -- Homer Bonus Quote: Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. -- Voltaire This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Hey Friend
Hey, Friend... Hey, friend, the flowers are all gone, and the sunshine is hiding in the wintery sky, so I wanted to send you a warm hug and some sunshine to let you know you're in my thoughts today. I'll do my best to send you the warmth of summer when winter winds come your way. "Hey, Friend," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2001

As Long As
As Long As... As long as there's a breath left in your body, there's hope. As long as mankind has prowled the earth, miracles have happened, restoring life and health. As long as you have a loving heart, God will send much warmth and love to you in return. As long as you've been alive, God has been watching over you and answering your prayers. As long as the heaven and stars exist, God will be there for you. "As Long As," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2001

Been There , Listen Up!
This makes so much sense whether you are single, dating or married..... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregn

Alphabet Of Happiness
Alphabet of Happiness... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

Follow Your Dreams
Follow Your Dream... Trouble arrives in measures, and we stack it up real high, until we're convinced, we have no reason to try. If you feel defeated, you're absolutely wrong, for if you follow your dream, you could never lose for long. Ignore the minor set-backs that pile up and trouble you, or you will build a mountain, out of the stones hurled at you. The future holds great promise, your destiny unknown, but God is always helping, and you're never alone. Soar bravely toward your goal. Let nothing darken the way. You can change your tomorrow, if you seek your dream today. "Follow Your Dream," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000

Whisper
wHISper Darkness Befalls a Lovely Lady, Her Sinful Life Consumed, Her Lips as Black as Night, by Moonlight Her Flesh Illumed. Sadistic Maiden, Perchance to Dream Her Days of Sorrow, Her Raven Locks as Wild as Her Heart, to Be Clutched and Pulled Tomorrow. Her Flesh Incomplete without the Shadowy Blanket of Her Masters Form, His Touch Madness with a Chill, Her Mouth Over His Genitals to Keep Him Warm. Chained to His Bedside by Ankle and Soul, Fearful of Her Release, The Silent Fall of Her Masters Chest as He Sleeps, Hypnotic, Her Eyes Affixed in Peace. Her Love Undying, Deaths Door Shut and Sealed with a Kiss, Without Her Masters Attention She Lives No More, His Awakening Gaze Her Own Survivals Bliss. Traumatic Slumber, Her Eyelids a Guillotine that Severs, Ties If They Should Fall, Breathless Ticking a Torture without Tantrum, Her Hands Second Guess Time as Her Crimson Nails Crawl. Careful Not to Disturb His Dreamscape, She Snuggl

Passion Coupon
Passion Coupon... This is a Passion Coupon for all of the hugs, kisses, and love that you desire. You can only redeem it in the bedroom, where you must strip off all of your clothes, kneel on the edge of the bed, and await my tender touch. Expect the most delicious night of passion imaginable, because that's exactly what I'm going to give you... and then some! "Passion Coupon," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2004

Fire Tonight
Fire Tonight... I'm lying in bed and thinking about you, the fire inside my veins burning red hot and white. It guides me to you, and to that sweet place where I need never bid you adieu. The flames tease me tonight, brighter than the moon, and hotter than the blaze of the sun, yet a soothing, guiding light. I need not close my eyes to dream of you, for you arrive nightly to warm me with your fire. And as you call softly, the world escapes me. Everything stops. All is quiet. Life is forgotten, as we become one. "Fire Tonight," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2001

Wickedly Wonderful
Wickedly Wonderful Delight... You bring out the beast in me! Something about you, always ignites the hottest, most sensual passion deep, deep inside me! My feelings for you are wicked! Yet you also bring out the angel inside me, inspiring love and kindness, and all things good. Being with you is so heavenly that I feel as if I could sprout wings and kiss the clouds! Quite simply, you're my wickedly wonderful delight! You're my heaven and my blissful nights! You're my fire, and my greatest desire. You're red hot... and angelic white. You're simply dynamite! "Wickedly Wonderful Delight," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000

Basic
Grant has now been in basic for 1 week, and doing well. Yesterday was his birthday! My son is now 19 years old! He sent a brief note which I got today. If anyone wants to write to him i will give you the address!

Well Whats Happening To The Military On The Inside
well ppl i have been in the military for 15 yrs . well u know u suppose to respect the guy higher up. Well why are they letting ppl in that cant even do it . an when they tell us to do it we have our hands tied behind our back . Wehn u say u gonna write a guy for being disrespectful an the supervisor the guy buddy . What can u do . really what can u do short of beating the crap out of the guy

Hey All
ok all I think this might be my last blog. i have been real busy with work and everythin else. i am not forsure if i am goin to keep this site up for me i have closed alot of muh sites down that i have up but right now it is to hard for me to work and keep everythin up i will let ya all know on what i am goin to do Tracey

I Miss You
Picture of Us... Every day, my mind paints a picture of you... then of us, and suddenly we're the stars in a romantic movie made for two, our bodies entwined... And I can't stop these fantasies, I don't even wish to. For when my mind finds you, I fill in the missing pieces that the distance between us creates and nourish my heart with the images it craves. And I can't stop it. Fool I'd be to want to. For my whole body feels your touch, which is as light as the whisper of butterfly wings, yet strong enough to inflame every nerve, and fill my being with your being until I'm satisfied that we're one in body and spirit. And I can't stop it. Why would I want to? "I Miss You," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2003

God Bless America!!!!
I think everyone on this planet needs to read this. It was sent by a 78 yr old former nun. The thoughts are pure and we all understand the point.... There are a few things that those who have recently come to our country and apparently some native Americans need to understand. First of all, it is not our responsibility to continually try not to offend you in any way. This idea of America being a multi cultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture, called the 'American Way' has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. Our forefathers fought, bled and died at places such as Bunker Hill, Antietam, San Juan, Iwo Jima, Normandy, Korea, Vietnam, just to name a few. We speak English, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language

The Cross Room
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I cant go on, " he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. then, open that other door, and pick out any cross you wish." The man was filled with relief. "Thank you, Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord, " he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." Many of us believe it is not FAIR to be going through the difficult times we are going through in life. But take a good look around you, and you will realize, that YOUR problems arent nearly as bad as alot of other people in this world. Most of YOUR problems are temporary, when most others are lifelong. Thank God f

Endless Longing
Endless Longing... Tonight the stars were fierce in their beauty, and all because you came to paint alters in my sky. And now you burn in every drop of my blood, and I'm made of endless longing. "Endless Longing," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2003

If You Havent Rated My Pic Yet Would You Please Come Help Me Out....
HELLO ALL IF YOU HAVEN'T CAME RATE ME OR GIVE ME A COMMENT OR TWO PLEASE DO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP THAT I CAN GET....I WILL ALWAYS RETURN THE FAVOR....THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOU GUYS DO FOR ME...

Hot And Wet
Hot and Wet... Just thinking about you makes me hot and wet! That's why I have a steamy little present waiting just for you. Can you guess what it is? Let me give you a hint. It involves me and you, and a quiet evening for two. You'll have to wait to find out what else I have in store for you. "Hot and Wet," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2004

I Miss You
I Miss You... I miss you. I miss your warm eyes, the way you listen and care. I miss your kisses and all that we share. I miss you. I miss the touch of your hand, so reassuring and sincere, and the moments we spend together, that I hold dear. I miss you. I miss all of the caring things you do, and spending the evening alone with you. I miss you. I look forward to tomorrow knowing that then, I'll be one day closer to seeing you again. You must have guessed it by now... I miss you! "I Miss You," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2003

Never Enough Of You
Never Enough of You... You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you. "Never Enough of You," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000

Misconceptions Of Love
Ok when did it become such a crime to be in love with one person and love someone else very deeply?? I have a friend on here that I care very deeply for, even though I screwed up, so in order for me to prove to him that I truely care, I put his link on my page with a message saying how I love him.... Its funny because I had shut people out for so long and refused to allow myslef to get close to anyone, when I do, it becomes a big problem... I am a manic bipolar and manic depressive person, who has been thru more than one person could handle in life, it has left me with a very good understanding on differences between concepts of love.. be it may that Im "in love" with a person or the fact I may love one deeply... So in short I think people have a very misconception about the power of love and what it can do and how it can affect someone.... My love for my friends and whomever falls on different levels.....

Like Father, Like Son
Some side notes before we begin today's SOCS Bible study. I wasn't able to post one last week (well, I probably would have been able to, but I like to think the birth of my second child a week ago today is a good enough reason to miss a post) and in keeping with our current use of single book studies chapter by chapter, I wanted to pick something from the Old Testament -- we already covered James from the New Testament throughout June -- that maybe a casual reader of the Bible wouldn't be familiar with. I know I wasn't that familiar with the content of 2 Kings (say "Second Kings") other than a bunch of names and dates, which just as in your history classes can be quite daunting. Like all of the Bible, 2 Kings has quite a lot to teach us about the power and nature of God Himself as well as how we can relate to Him. While we can't be friends with God on an equal basis, we can relate to Him by living up to the mandate God originally set up for us at creation. "So God created man in h

I Can Feel You
I Can Feel You... You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near. "I Can Feel You," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2002

Touch Me There
Touch Me There... You're always there, in my dreams, and I'm wonderfully weak, savoring each of your moist kisses. My desire only heightens as your lips press against every inch of my flesh... except for that one spot, which I won't tell you about now. And I only ask that you'll touch me there later. "Touch Me There," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2003

Night Bender (a Story)
"Ahooooooooo!" A blood curtailing howl rose and fell in the cold night like a tortured soul screaming for help, Again and again and again like a car alarm. At last I could stand it no longer I quickly dashed out of bed and rushed to my window. I had just moved to this usually quiet sleepy town in rural Colorado, but on this cold winters night something was wrong. It was the first night I heard the howls and it wouldn't be the last, exactly one month later the howls started again, this time my curiosity got the best of me, I decided to investigate. I quickly and quietly opened my window and slipped out, the howls were coming from the distant woods. It was a chilly night, the full moon shone down brightly lighting my path. I could feel the wet dew on my feet as they moved lightly across the grass, I finally reached the edge of the forest and looked around. Suddenly I felt something lightly brush past me. I quickly looked around but it was to dark to see clearly, almos

Its Not Over.
Violet colored flesh pressing between the mass. Singing blue. We never look in their eyes. They never look the same. I see mass-less, huge humanity. I see the falling stars, wishing for destruction. You press against me. Crimson passes over my eyes. Eyes pass over me. Streams of black conscious flow over velvet thoughts. They make fools of us. We they talk, but say nothing. It hurts to hear the words, nothing is different. Slighted songs of blasphemes ring in our ears. Burning red crosses flash on our bodies. We are the signature. We are the last. The lost ones. Found nevermore. Finding nothing more then coy cliches wrapped in gossamer wings. We bleed. Bleed rainbows of strained skin and anguish. Flies pass over your dead and decaying soul Harbingers of your prophecy. The glorious sex of bleeding goes through us. Ribbons of stained glass mask the screams coming from our hearts. And all is left whole. But shattered. Dead. But Spro

A Must Read For Women!
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1 . Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday Brunch. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want he

Shifting !
SHIFTING- Shifting is short of shape shifting, although the terms transforming, morphing, changing, and turning into can also mean the same thing. There are many forms of shifting and, with it, many interpretations of what shifting is, exactly. To me, it's like the merging of the body and the soul, whether it's spiritual and/or physical. PHENOTYPE- A person's phenotype is considered the animal form their body assumes when they shift. It can be any animal, a tiger, fox, bear, dolphin, eagle, or whatever. It doesn't always pertain to wolves exclusively, wolves are just the most common (like with me). It's also not too uncommon for a person to have more than one phenotype. SHIFTERS- A shifter, as you may have already gathered, is a person who can shape shift. Calling a shifter a "were" also works because it can be short for werewolf or whatever phenptype it is that they have. It's that general and for that reason some shifters may prefer to be called weres. Like being called a shift

Enough (pissed Off)
OK I HAVE TO POST THIS!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE SHIT THAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT ME ON HERE. I AM GONNA BE STRAIGHT UP FRONT I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING STUFF ABOUT ME THAT ISN'T TRUE! THIS IS THE ONE REASON WHY I KEEP TO MYSELF AND I AM GONNA KEEP IT THAT WAY. WHEN I SAY I WANT NO PART OF ANYTHING GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! THAT IS WHAT I MEAN. I CAN'T TAKE PEOPLE RUINING STUFF ON ME! POSTING STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE JUST PUT ME OVER THE EDGE NOW! AND I WANT IT TO END NOW! I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE, WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO ME?? AND IF PEOPLE WANNA BELIEVE WHAT THEY HEAR THEY BETTER COME ASK ME FIRST I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE ABOUT MYSELF. I JUST WANT IT ALL TO STOP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Ex-sex
Ever had sex with a ex? I did this weekend, just have to say, it's the best there is. You don't have to worry about trying to make them happy all the time, no reason to be worried about the next morning, no strings, no jealous guy hanging around, it's just.. great. Although after ten hours i was sort of worn out.

The Healing Power Of Happiness!
This article was published in Sage Woman's Issue 71 The Healing Power of Happiness On February 19, my husband's fraternity brother Steve died of pancreatic cancer. Over the decades they had remained close, and I'd grown to love him too. We knew he'd eventually succumb to the disease, and we were prepared for that, but we were far from ready. The loss hit us hard. The next day my coven sister Phoenix was killed in an auto accident. Nobody was prepared for that. The shock and grief were terrible. Two weeks later, Merlin, one of our cats, died of a brain tumor. I thought I would never smile again. Experiencing all the symptoms of depression, I lost too much weight, too much sleep, and entirely too much hope. Don't get me wrong, people were wonderful. Cards, flowers, email messages, and phone calls cascaded into our home. Those who could came to visit and embrace us. Women all over the country did healing rituals for us. And I was grateful for their love. But my h

50 Things To Do In An Elevator.. Another Tapper Had This.. I Had To 'borrow' And Repost It.. Lmao
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. low your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and as

Traveler.
Home. Deep, conflicted, shattered place. Places and things better left for memory. Home. Paradise, smooth white walls, haven. Places and things better left for love. Home. Lost in complex emotion. Found in another try. We go home. We travel long. Travel Hard. Travel Away. The journey makes us hard. The stolen glances make us soft. We wish for little. We get all. I'm traveling home. I'm leaving this place behind. And I'm finding myself. In you.

Second Opinions!
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?

Deleting Friends Today
Ok next round of deleting...Some of my "friends"are always keen to ask for help with this contest or that pic or levelling up etc but not once have at least 4 of these friends rated anything new i have stashed or uploaded in the last 7 days....I check my bar tab everyday to see if i owe anyone any rates etc and always return anything i get.Obviously this isnt the case with some so bye bye :) The rest of yas,i love ya :) xxx

Calling On All Of My Ct Friends!!!!!
My friend SNOWYBUNNY is in desperate need of our help. She has been trying to level up for over a week now. All love shown to her will be reurned. She is awesome about being faithful in returning love. I will buy drinks for everyone that helps her out. Just click here: SnOwYbUnNy@ CherryTAP And thanks again all my CT buds! Tracy

Tha Truth After Katriana!
Man Its real wit me.Dats how Imma Be. A.Cizzile bout to take a minute to tell tha truth,cause I am tha truth u see. St.Bernard Parish is my roots and takes a man to wear dese Grown Man Boots.So fuck wit me if u reallly wanna hang wit me and keep it real,cause I'm made out of steel.I'm always trin to get a meal,cause dats tha deal and all my dawgs I didn't forget about yall.Yall forgot about me and be actin like u don't know me.So Imma be tha one to tell tha truth and ain't nothin yall could do about tha truth.So just face it,cause dese words I'm speakin are gonna be killin yall.HaHaHa I love my style,cause I'm smart not dumb and wild.I'm tha chossen child and I'm comin to tell yalls lies. I don't care if yall come back and try to reply,cause Imma come rite back wit dat Life After Katriana Volume 2. If u hate throw up ur dukes,cause bustin guns ain't my solution to tha problem. Yeah dis ur boy A Dot Cizzile! Imma fool wit everythang I speak. Imma Big Dawg In A Slim Built Frame. U c

Legend Of The Lupine
Like the Werewolf the lupine are werecreature as well but they shift completly in to wolfs.Lupine are born Werewolves are made.How ever some beleave that lupine are created by magic.Or the use of witch craft."In the spiritual traditions of other cultures, Shamans are expected to seek the assistance of their spirit helpers, who appear most often in the form of their totem animals. In certain instances, to explore more effectively the spiritual dimensions, shamans may even assume the persona of their totem animal and become that animal for a time, be it a wolf, a raven, an, or whatever creature has granted its power to their quest. However, in the Europe of the Middle Ages, those who employed any kind of shamanic practices were in grave danger of being tortured and dragged to the stake to be burned to death."(quoted byCopyrighted 1997-2003 © Vampyra & © BytesByDesign) How ever the lupine can change at will and the werewolf can only change at full moon.The lupine can choose how much n

Redneck Medical Terms
Benign....................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria..................Back door to cafeteria. Barium....................What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section.....A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan...................Searching for the cat. Cauterize.................Made eye contact with her. Colic........................A sheep dog. Coma......................A punctuation mark. D&C........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live longer than your kids do. Enema....................Not a friend. Fester.....................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail........... ......What you hang your coat on. Impotent.................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain...............Getting hurt at work. Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates..................Cheaper th

Today
OMG can i say that everyone was in pissy ass moods today at work? I think i can... management, everyone.. me and two of my fellow supervisors were jokin around with cucumber and lloyd (our human resource mgr) comes in and takes it from us and puts it in the fridge makin a comment about people callin corporate for obscene jokes... i'm like whatever... it just was like "watch out cause someone would bite your head off... i pretty much just stuck to myself today... had to work on fillin my girls and boys accessories.. i was cursing under my breath cause girls was a pain in my ass... all the lil hair barrets and ties.. ughHh! lol. Anyways, I'm so glad to be home where i can take it easy .. and that's just what i'm plannin on doin.. hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.. and everyone will be in better moods.

This Is Funny...
The Golden Years: I CAN NOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!! ( i found this in my gramma's kitchen) lol

13 Things Pms Stands For
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF MY FAVORITE ONE 13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

The Photo On The Nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another Man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be Reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

The History Of The Werewolve
The History: To start with the classical references: Apart from the famous legend of Romulus and Remus, saved and fed by a friendly she-wolf, there are many other mythological and religious tales from this area of Europe: Apollo, the famous Greek God of Light, Medicine and Music, was born, together with his twin Arthemis, from Zeus and Latona, a woman turned into a she-wolf to be disguised and so protected from the wrath of Era, Zeus’ official wife (and sister). For this reason Apollo was always looked upon as a protector, both from and of the wolves: they were not to be killed if not absolutely necessary. Then there is the legend of Licao (Greek and almost Italian for hunting dog), the very first renowned werewolf : this man was the king of Arcadia and he knew that, disguised among the wanderers he hosted, Zeus himself was hiding. So he decided to discover which one was Zeus: he killed his youngest son, Arcade, and prepared a meal with his flesh: only a God would know the taste

Baptists Gettin' Pissed Again. . .
Woman Sues Porn Star Over Name POSTED: 10:08 am CDT July 9, 2007 UPDATED: 10:13 am CDT July 9, 2007 HOUSTON -- A Houston-area woman filed a lawsuit against a porn star, claiming she stole her name, KPRC Local 2 reported Sunday. Lara Madden, 25, is an actress in the pornography industry. She is a former Houstonian who has appeared in about a dozen X-rated movies under the stage name "Syvette Wimberly." That's the problem. The real Syvette Wimberly was one of Madden's classmates at Kingwood High School. The women knew each other in the ninth grade. Wimberly does not believe it's a coincidence that her old classmate is now using her name. "I imagine she knew the name and maybe thought it sounded catchy and was unique," Wimberly said. Wimberly is suing Madden for invasion of privacy and emotional distress. "Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn't know her that well sending her e-mails about wheth

Sex
You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter

The Cross Room...
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I cant go on, " he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. then, open that other door, and pick out any cross you wish." The man was filled with relief. "Thank you, Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord, " he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." Many of us believe it is not FAIR to be going through the difficult times we are going through in life. But take a good look around you, and you will realize, that YOUR problems arent nearly as bad as alot of other people in this world. Most of YOUR problems are temporary, when most others are lifelong.

I Miss You!
The following came from a blog of a young lady in my life that i am coming to love so much...she is surpassing my wiseness by leaps and bounds! she put theses saying in her blog and now i pass them into mine...some of the sayings really touch deeply in my heart! If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will." "I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you are the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry because i know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you most when i lay awake at night and think of all the wonderful times we spent with eachother; for those were some of the best times of my life." "I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you don't

The Real Me
well for some time i had a morph made up of me..well now im letting you all know what i look like in case you for got...im tired of being someone im not...so if u dont like my pic...oh well..just deal with it....kitty

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new

My Family
Since I left my husband and children its seems their lives have gotten some much better...My daughters grades came up,my son is doing unbelievable in college and my soon do be x-husband is doing everything he always talked about doing....I guess me leaving was the best thing for the 3 of them I just wish my life would getting better instead its falling apart...There is so much more drama in my life now I really wish I could go HOME!!! Where I am in my life now doesnt seem fair and I have to accept they r better off without me in their lives...WEll I am so proud of the three of them I wish them the best...I love them all!!!!

Helping People
Since i came onto cherry tap ive helped a few people out with relationship problems id really like to continue doing that for people so heres the deal guys if you have a problem that you want some help with drop me a c-mail and ill come in and write a blog about it i wont mention names but i will try to answer as honest as i can and try to help with your problem if the problem takes more than one blog i can reply to you through your shout box and we can go right into it or we can talk through c-mail and if anyone that i have already helped reads this please leave a coment let people no that im genuine

Our Elected Officials Cant Do Shit
I am very dissapointed by the way our Elected Officials have been performing for the last 6 months or so but thats what happens when liberals take the reigns and take over this perverbial and Mundane Society. Seems like Our Politicians cant even begin to agree upon Reforming and possibly Curbing the Flow of Illegal Immigration into our bleoved country. In a recent poll By the Democratic Convention News Network Also Known As CNN, Survey shows that only 15 percent of americans are satisfied with ConGress and the house of reps. Sadly Prez Bush's Approval rating has hit 30 percent but Why would anyone vote for these Lunatic Liberals who havent done shit in 6 months? Im not trying to say that Republicans are better but when you go into office saying your going to change america fucking do it! Then again this is politics at its finest which may sound ignorant on my behalf but its one of the reasons why I dont vote. Politics just is not a priorty anymore. Its a convienience. Yup so another 6

Snakes 4 Sale
hey ya'll i didnt put this in mum but pepps get to butt hurt anyways i have 2 pythons for sale both a year old have a big ass cage with bedding food lights the whole shabang. all im asking is $300-250 obo just shoot me an email if ya might want em

Ultra Sexy!!
GEMINI: Ultra Sexy Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

My Experience On Ct Thus Far...
For most part Ct is aight but I do have to say that even though it is better in retrospect than say myspace, It still has alot of the negative aspect that Myspace and other bastions on the net has and what Do I mean by this? 1.Drama. Lots and lots of Drama. 2.Seems like the majority of the people on here are on myspace etc. etc. are on to win a popularity contest. This makes me think, geez are you fucking people on crack and did you not leave this shit back in high school? My fucking goodness! Get a fucking life! Oh wait I dont have a life and neither do they ha ha ha! If I wanted to win a popularity contest{Which I will never} I'd totally be a fake as mark as bitch. Then I would lie about evreything and anything just to be with the "In" crowd. 3.Their are alot of "Pervs" and other nasty ass shit. Im not trying to say and act like I am better than everyone but at least have some respect for the ladies on here but then again thats why we have bouncers and my hats off to them for

Bikers
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"

Update Everyone:)
Hi everyone:) I just wanted to tell everyone about my profile on my free implants:) Guy's if you sign up and add me i will send you a Sausy pic:) Girls:) if your dream is to get implants but can not afford them thier are great friends on MFI that can help you out:) I have met some of the most wonderful people on thier:) I don't get on cherry tap that much because i am so busy with mfi:) But if you send me a message on here and want to know a little more about it or even if you would just lke to chat I will get back to you asap:) Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Too Passionate?
Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room containing an inflatable rubber female doll. The first drunk returns bragging about what great sex he just got done having; the second one does the same, but the third one returns with a puzzled look on his face. When asked about it by his buddies he says, "I thought I was doing great until I bit her on the tit, she let a fart and flew out the window!"

Spineshank - New Disease
Jetzt kann ich diesem jede Sache nehmen, die ich kenne Stellen Sie fest, daß ich nichts bin, den ich sein wollte Ich kann alles nie ändern, das ich getan habe Weil sein die einzige Sache, die ich gelassen habe Tadeln sich wieder für, was ich nicht tat Wußte nie wirklich, daß sie von mir kam Sie änderte die Weise, die ich glaubte, daß das schlechteste, SCHON zu kommen ist Weil ich zu weit jetzt gegangen bin Niemand, niemand, niemand, niemand Ändern Sie meinen Verstand Und er führt mich zu einer neuen Krankheit Jemand, jemand, jemand, jemand Laßt ihm sterben Aber es wird noch eine neue Krankheit Ist dieses alles wert, was dieses mich angetan hat Gewässert hinunter meine Richtungen und gedreht ihnen auf mir Bumsensittlichkeitsgefühl und jede Sache, die ich kenne Wenn ich nicht dieses dann haßte, könnte ich nicht gehen Verkörpern sich für, was ich pflegte, zu sein Ablehnung ist alle, die jetzt gelassen wird Niemand, niemand, niemand, niemand Ändern Sie meinen

How Little Green Men Do It…
How Little Green Men Do It… If anyone has read the Postulate on GUT’s blog and has stopped rolling on the floor in fits of laughter then I’ll explain how the little green men show up to check us out every now and then. As per Einstein no massive object can attain the speed of light due to the relative mass of the object would increase to the point it would require infinite energy to accelerate the mass of the object. So this would mean that no craft could visit earth because any life that could travel the distances required would have to have a 10,000 year life span. And even at half the speed of light a molecule of hydrogen would punch a hole clean through our little puddle jumper. Also inertia would make the occupants become a sticky mess on the wall starboard wall if you tried to make even a slow turn to port. So lets inject the postulate that the universe is indeed a quantum state where all matter is connected by the indefinable energy that was the quantum point of

Going Insane
How many of you have felt this way? How many of you have come to almost making that decision that would eventually throw you in prison and Perhaps ruin your life so to speak. I was in this perdicament not too long ago and I came real close to making a decision that I would later regret. For a while money was short and I was starting to wonder if Drug Dealing and other subterfuge would of gotten me anywhere but I came across some more hours at work plus a nice raise and things are looking up for me. I probably could not make it as Dealer because I would probably sell to the wrong person and their I would go to jail with little or no reputation in my possession and everyone would think diffrently about me. I'd probably have to move to another town preferably to a big city where people dont give a fuck about you because small towns do hurt peoples reps. Yeah I was gonna become the Next Tony Montana or even Better. It just seemed to me that nobody gives a fuck and I was at a point where I

Im Still Here!!!
Left behind lied to , crushed beneath the heal but i get up again. Forgotten by anyone who once said it was all real left alone to face the darkness I got up again. hurt and trying to move on but pulled back into the same circle hard to resist even harder to forget. no one will be sorry for hurting me no one will ask me for forgiveness what they do leaves no mark on their hearts what i did leaves no spot on their memory naive to believe their silly stories and hold onto those silly promises but though they have moved on forgotten and becmoe what they are i am still here. I am still strong and my heart still beats for what was promised me once. I wont hold my breath though!!!

A Friend Died
one of the kids i grew up w/ chris kalas died this morning. he lived in texas but was origanally from wisconsin. he was 28 years old. he died of a heart attach.. this is all i know about the situation.. but i want to say something about this. my best friend calls me w/ news of what the kids are doing and i love it! ty stacy:). but when she calls to tell me someone in our class died, it is so hard to take since we are so young. shit chris sat next to me in class and we had close lockers cuz our last names both started w/ K's. he was a great kid when i knew him. i havent seen him in over 10 years. but i can say that knowing him when i did i can only assume that he grew up to be a wonderful man. chris was the type of person to give everyone a chance. he didnt care what you wore or who u hung around w/. he was the type of person to get along w/ anyone. he was a very good friend and a great smile to brighten ur day. like i say, i havent spoken or seen him in over 10 years but it is sad to

Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, condomize. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection, is to protect your erection. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil. A crank with armor, will never harm her. If you rea

So Tressa's A Whore
My darling friend Tressa is a bitch. I love her despite this but. . .it must be said. She just got online for the soul purpose of informing me that she had advance tickets to the Press release Screening of the New Harry Potter movie. Now you may not know it just by looking at me but I love Harry potter. Not the person. . the series. I've been reading them since I was 11. I'm absolutely dying to see the movie. Would literally give my right arm. In fact I offered it to her in exchange for tickets. She declined that and all the other body parts I offered. Then after rubbing it in nicely signed off. Yep She's a bitch

A Poem
Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, to keep the freedom you live by. By his dying your life he buys, but who gives a DAMN if a So

This Week
well this is my frist blog so i thought i would start here this Friday I leave to go pick up my best friend in kentucky for her to come and stay with me for 2 weeks i will be back late saturday night we havent seen each other in 2 years cuz her hubby is in the army they just got but from a 2 yr tour in germany then he leave in october to go Iraq for 18-20 months so she is upset but she dont let show so while she is here i have to keep her occupied and keep her mind off of it but it will be hard for her but i figured it wont be too hard she get some alone time with him when she get back to him i am going make sure of that but he will be ok i know it in my gut and i know she will worry but he will be fine and thid will make them a stronger couple enough about them this about me right and i cant wait to see her and her kids lol i just got back from disney world with my sons and hubby is was great we took our oldest there for make a wish if you didnt know my oldest son is terminally ill wi

Little Poem
Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Ohh baby I get horny Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

16 If's About Blowjobs
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just

Kryptonight Productions Presents- Greater Seattle Area Attention Please! Rvaer's Unite! It's Funktastic!
So, here's the deal- I'm helping my sister (Steph) promo her up coming Rave. Yes- I will so totally be there and I think- you should be too! So here's some info- If you are around the Rave scene you have probably heard of Kryptonight Productions- if not, you have now.. here's my little thing to help them out. They have been on hiatus from the scene for awhile (kids will do that to you) But please help welcome them back and show!! And Please Please repost this!! Thank you Thank you! Hope to see you there! Create Your Own Info- Kryptonight Productions proudly presents- Funktastik; All Purpose Beats Date: September 15th 2007 Location- Seattle Washington DJ Lineup- The Sounds: well check out the playlist on Myspace.com/kryptonightproductions (sorry couldn't get the code for some reason lol) You may remember them from- Create Your Own Please Please Pass this on!!!

Baby Got Book
Well here we go - one more friggin soon-to-be-multi-millionaire who came up with the scam before anyone else. DAMMIT!! Jesus Laughed Preacher Dan Smith turned a rap song about babes with booty into a spoof Internet hit, and used it to help create a new church for people who hate church. BY KEVIN SITES, FRI JUL 6, 6:00 PM PDT "I like big Bibles and I cannot lie... You Christian brothers can't deny." — Pastor Dan Smith from his Internet video, "Baby Got Book" Dan Smith thinks Christians take themselves too seriously. Pastor Dan Smith's 'Baby Got Book' video, a big hit online, helped him start his Momentum Church. "We can be dorks," he says after Sunday service in suburban Cleveland. "We can be Ned Flanders and basically speak jargon that nobody understands." The 33-year-old pastor has made it his mission to turn the notion of earnest, boring, humorless Christianity on its head — and tickle its feet until it laughs. He did just that when, as a creative arts minister

Superman
At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink. Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner." So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot. Superman was getting turned on looking at her. He thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

A True Women!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay– at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart –– they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk

She Left Me Here All Alone . . . And Other Such Business
I lost my beloved JoEllen off this site today, I was so sad to see her go, but I understand her reasoning completely. She is tired of the drama, jealousy, and perverts that stalk this site regularly. I know that all of you know exactly what I mean . . . you have all ran into these people as well, it’s not as if they try to hide. For the most part they don’t bother me, I just ignore them and move on about my way and be done with it, but at the same time I don’t have a bf or husband that I need to worry about getting angry either. Oh and there is the fact that the biggest perverts that come to my site are the ones that I already know . . . I’m looking at you Geoff!!!! It’s not as if she is gone from my life though, she is just across town, lol. I can still call her and go to her house and find her on myspace as well . . . I still have her to confide all of my secrets in. Despite the fact that she is no longer here she will forever remain my favorite red head with big tits (yeah

The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!" "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

Looks Like I May Have Won!!
i was just informed that at the current moment i am the unoffical winner of the 3 day blast!!! will be rewarded tonight at midnight but i wont have pc acess till tomorrow from the library. thanks to all who helped me win. Porcelain, looks like that 'vette is yours!!! more to come tomorrow weatger permitting! Check my update blogs to keep voting till midnight!!!!

All You Soldiers
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears

Open Wider
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider." She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon." The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?" So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?" He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."

Past & Present
It's truely amazing how people come in and out of your lives and it takes a while for you to realize what kind of impact they have on you. I have been given the opportuity recently to revist the past and learn a lot from it. I am hoping to keep what I have rencently found around awhile... long while, in any manner that we choose. A lot of "Damn"s have been given out, and its all good... really liking it... lol Anywho, if you know me then you know what the heck I am talking about and many ~hugs~ to you.

Come Join The Military Family Bombers
We are a new family seeking new family members to help us comment bomb contest pictures. We need people to bomb hard and lets have fun while we are at it. There a few rules. 1. you must have at least 1 salute photo. 2. you need to add the family name to your name and add the home page to ur family. 3. leave a comment on the home page or contact one of the owners or our manager that you are interested in joining the family. and we will get back to you. 4. willing to bomb hard in contest on family and friends photos. 5. There will be a short probation period to see if you are realy interested in bombing contest & Giveaways. The Home Page Military Family Bombers Home Page~Looking For New Family Members~@ fubar The Owner Military Supporter{~Owner of Military Family Bombers~} Proud Co-Owner @ Pills lounge@ fubar The Co-Owners ~ChRiStIne~ Co Owner and Managment Of the Military Bombers~Fubar Wife to Frogman Tattoo~@ fubar brïTTÅny§ÐÅÐÐy2003~fühübbyTØbrï

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Respect And The Lacktheir Of
I have noticed a Growing trend and its called lack of Respect. Now I know alot of you folks out there are gonna tell me that you need to show respect and do some other maniacle shit to gain respect but before you interrupt me let me explain myself. Seems like the only people that get respect are people who are EMT's, Police Officers, Fire Fighters, Soldiers Etc. Etc. What about people such as myself who pay their taxes, Go to work and enjoy their work and volunteer in the neighboorhood and Respects his elders and Respects and appreciates the sacrifices of the men and women of the armed services and Does not commit any crimes or does not participate in orginized crime eh? Seems like people like myself dont get no recognition, no respect at all. I care about people to an extent, I help those in need. I'd give my shirt off of my back if you needed it but Respect is something I dont demand, I dont even ask for it but its something thats given to you but these are Dark times for us all w

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The Fight
An elder Cherokee chief took his grandchildren into the forest and sat them down. He said to them "A fight is going on inside of me. This is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf is the wolf of fear, anger, arrogance, and greed. The other is the wolf of courage, kindness, humility, and love." The children were very quiet and listening to their grandfather with both ears. He then said to them "This same fight between the two wolves that is going on inside of me is going on inside of you, and inside every person." They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked the chief, "Grandfather, which wolf will win the fight?" He quietly said, "The one you feed." --The Cherokee Nation

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Pictures....
ok so...every once in a while I get slack about how...revealing my pictures are and I guess to some extent I can understand that. However, I'm 22 years old for goodness sakes and I'm not really ashamed of my body. Not that I'm conceited or anything but I don't think I have anything to hide. If you don't like it then don't look. I mean, I do get self concious and just like anybody else I'm just curious to see what kind of reaction I'll get from people. I'm entitled to be a little vain...right?

More More
awwww it's snowing here yes i love winter and snow but Buenos Aires isn't ready for it, no chains for the car wheels or anything it's getting even colder and i hope it stops, or the transport system will be a disaster i uploaded a couple videos, and i can see through my window it's still snowing :( note: the audio sound in those videos SUCK! i'm going to look for another site where i can upload them

Who Fukn Cares
AS I SIT WONDERING WHAT U ARE THINKKING MY MIND WONDERS FAR AWAY FROM ME DRIFTING INTO A NUMB SADNESS MIND BODY AND SOUL MOURNING WITH EACH PASSING MOMENT. AS MY HEART RACES MY MIND FACES ITS OWN PAIN WHAT ARE U THINKING WHY CANT I HOLD YOU. MY BODY LONGS FOR THE SOFT SENSUAL TOUCH OF OUR HANDS BUT WILL THAT EVER COME? AS I SIT HERE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE HOW COULD I LOVE SOMONE SO MUCH I HAVENT EVEN MET...AS I WAIT IN ANTICIPATION IN A MERE BLISS JUST TO HEAR YOUR WORDS TO FEEL YOUR KISS . IF U CANT SEE THE TEARS FALLING FROM MY EYES MAYBE U ARE NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO COMFORT ME WHEN I CRY.

Hahaha
Todays Horoscope...(how'd it know?) If something goes wrong, you don't have to be the first to admit that you're at fault. Why? Because outside circumstances had a hand in this, too -- and given time to stew, this thing may not be so 'wrong' after all.

You Didn't See Me
You Didn't See Me But, You Didn't See Me I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you tossed your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless kids. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn'

How Did They Know?
My Horoscope for today from CherryTap: Well, that was unexpected! Who would have thought you had it in you, and what's more, that your impulsive reaction would spawn such long-lasting results? You like this whole 'acting on instinct' thing. How did they know??? Had a GREAT time last night!! With a 29 year old. Go figure!

Rappin' Preacher
Jesus Laughed Preacher Dan Smith turned a rap song about babes with booty into a spoof Internet hit, and used it to help create a new church for people who hate church. "I like big Bibles and I cannot lie... You Christian brothers can't deny." — Pastor Dan Smith from his Internet video, "Baby Got Book" Dan Smith thinks Christians take themselves too seriously. Pastor Dan Smith's 'Baby Got Book' video, a big hit online, helped him start his Momentum Church. "We can be dorks," he says after Sunday service in suburban Cleveland. "We can be Ned Flanders and basically speak jargon that nobody understands." The 33-year-old pastor has made it his mission to turn the notion of earnest, boring, humorless Christianity on its head — and tickle its feet until it laughs. He did just that when, as a creative arts minister for a church outside Washington, D.C., he made a video parody of rapper Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," an ode to women with generous behinds. Smith's ve

My Parents Drugged Me
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields. I was drug to th

Friends Come And Go
ok i just have to get this off my chest and so everyone knows... i dont care how much u think its going to hurt me or whatever but please dont lie to me and tell me that ur a friend. If there is one thing in this world that I cant stand it is that. I dont care how bad or about anything for that matter but just dont freaking lie to me. Im an adult here and I sure the hell am not going to tell u what i think u wanna hear. If you say something or do something and I confront u on it then be a freaking adult about it and tell me the truth... dont make up some bull shit story just so I wont get upset or pissed cause that is what gets me pissed. and if ur reading this ur prob thinking wow someone pissed her off and yeh someone did and when its someone that I talk to alot not just online but on the phone as well and then when they lie to me over the freaking phone it just pisses me off. ok i had to get that off my chest... so thanks for reading this.. lol and if u ever think i need to know som

Some More Of The Silly Story,hehe!!
As I drove down the road to my friends house, I couldn't help but see that the lake was very like the one of my dream. So I parked in the drive and looked out over the land. It was strange that it looked familiar as well. Then I started to curse at myself again for thinking about that dream. Got out of the car and saw that my friend had a few people with her as they came out to welcome me. My friend Anna,looked very nice as she came out. Long legs and long black hair. Everyone that she was a goddess with black hair and pale skin, she wrapped her soft curvy arms around me ,like always. "These are my friends ,Danny and Lee." She said as the two people who came with her picked up my bags. I couldn't help but see how nice looking both of them were. Danny was a nice brown haired man . He was tall and Strong,no doubt in my mind that he had a wild side to him. As for Lee she was short and soft. She had long golden hair that went down to her hips. Very nice all together. As we headed

Because I'm A Guy
Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groce

Little One
Little one wipe away your tears come close let me hold you tight. Little one don't be scared, he's watching you from above. Little one daddy loved you and knows your heart is breaking. Little one daddy loves you, he's sorry he had to go away, but his job called him far away. Little one dry those tears because daddy isnt gone, he's with you everyday. Everyday you go out and play, every night you go to bed. He watches you from up above. Little one dry those tears you'll see daddy again someday when heavens doors open, he'll be waiting for you with arms open wide. So little one dry those tears put on a smile look up and know daddy's looking down at you, and he's proud of you little one. wipe away those tears little one.

Ever Try To Be Nice To People?
Okay here it is you don't like me get the f*** off my friends list! But don't be an ass to me the very first time i try to make a stupid ass mumm. Grow the f*** up and try to be a man or a woman.. It's funny commenting on shit that make no sense hell i really don't care about that but the making fun of me for asking a f***ing question? so all i have to say is f*** you.. oh and have a nice day. At least my momma taught me to be nice to others...So get you ass off my friend list if you don't like it...bye... Oh yeah this only has to do with the ones who left nasty, hating, and rude ass comments to the mumm that is no longer there and f*** your mumms...

*fmilies*
Running through the blogs and bulletins is like a boring ride. Why is there this incessent need to post *family business* and contests every where? If you have family business e-mail the family personally there is place for bulk messages to be sent out. The contests psted in the bulletins are overrunning. There has to be a better way for the news of contests to get out don't ya think. Maybe an announcement board would do for tht type of bulletin?

Ps3
Read More About: Game Consoles (333) Sony Cuts Price of 60GB PlayStation 3, Introduces New Version The new version will be available in August and the price of the current 60G-byte model will fall by $100 from Monday. Martyn Williams, IDG News Service Monday, July 09, 2007 7:00 AM PDT Recommend this story?Yes 24 VotesNo 10 VotesPlease Wait... Sony Corp. is introducing a new version of its PlayStation 3 console in North America in August and cutting the price of the current 60G-byte model by US$100 from Monday, it said. The price of the current console with a 60G-byte hard-disk drive will fall to US$499 or C$549 from Monday and a new version with 80G-byte hard-disk drive will be launched in August at US$599 or C$659, which is the same price that the 60G-byte model has been selling at until now. The new pricing means that the top-of-the-line PlayStation 3 will still carry the same price tag as it has since launch so while the price of the 60G-byte model has been cut

If You Read This
If you read this know that I am thinking about you. when you see the flag know I havent forgottn. If you read this know that I am praying for you, for your safety, and your safe return home. If you read this know that you are my hero, my best friend. Know that I am holding you close in my heart. If you read this know that I am proud of you and I support you. If you read this know that I am thinking about you, and I will never forget you. The flag is still flying high and I am still waiting for your safe return home. God Bless

Suckass Sunday
Anyone want to do a hit for me? LOL Yesterday my husband and I were pulling into a parking lot and this dude backed out (with the pedal to the metal) and nailed my SUV in my door. I'm fine, hubby is fine. The guy then pulls forward and gets out of his car. Checks his tailight, sees it's broken. Goes back to the car ( I assume to get his insurance) and fucking takes off!!! We were at a Taco Bell. They got everything on video. We got his license plate number, and so did the three witnesses. THE COPS CAN'T INVESTIGATE. It happened on private property. Now it's up to my insurance co. to find this bastard. Until then, anything that insurance doesn't cover I have to pay for out of pocket, including my deductible and the overage for my stupid rental car. Shitty shitty shitty Sunday.

Brown Recluse Spider
HI, SOMEONE POSTED A BULLETIN A WHILE BACK AND SHOWED PICTURES OF THE RESULTS OF A BITE FROM A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER. I DON'T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS THAT POSTED THE BULLETIN. IT WAS IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SPRING. PLEASE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE, AND ARE THE PERSON WHO POSTED IT, COULD YOU RE-POST IT OR MESSAGE ME? MY GOOD FRIEND HAS BEEN BIT 3 TIMES. THANK YOU! ROBIN ONECRAZYMOMMA

Works Sucks Part 1
Here its Monday Afternoon and I'm working my butt off and i had to sneak away to check out my new fave site cherrytap my boss of course is being his usual self and copy after copy is coming in can this day end ... oh well back to my happy place till next time

Imagewell
Read More About: Web Services (2049) ImageWell adds Flickr, SmugMug, ImageShack Support ImageWell, the lightweight image editing software for bloggers, now supports Flickr, SmugMug and ImageShack. Peter Cohen, Macworld Monday, July 09, 2007 11:00 AM PDT Recommend this story?Yes 0 VotesNo 0 VotesPlease Wait... XtraLean Software has released ImageWell 3.2, an update to their image editing software for Mac OS X. ImageWell is free, but an “Xtras” pack that adds addition features costs $14.95. ImageWell is aimed at users who want to resize, crop, watermark and edit images then upload them to the Web. You can annotate them with text, shapes, arrows and lines, add drop shadows, shaped borders, flip and rotate and more. New to this release, ImageWell now features a font control panel and the ability to create font collections. ImageWell is now faster to launch, as well. ImageWell also has added direct uploading support for the Flickr, SmugMug and ImageShack — users with ac

I Feel Ulgy
I feel ugly as of late. Since I seem to repulse women all my life it's easy for me to feel this. Women say I'm cute and handsome, however they don't want to do anything with me. So it's not a surprise that I don't have much experience with sex or know much about bring a woman to the big O. So, that's my venting. I doubt anyone will read this anyway.

Breaking And Entering
You rattle the door as you slide your key into the hole, making it sound like someone was breaking in. You hear her scream from the living room as you swing the door open wide. The storm outside lending the perfect effect to your plan. The power flashes before it goes out all together. You walk to the doorway to the living room, you see her cowering in the corner of the couch. You walk closer, ducking with every flash of lightning. She's scared, you can tell by the doe in the headlights look of her eyes the flashes of lightning show you. She doesn't know it's you, making you all the hotter. You can feel yourself grow and pulse under your jeans. You walk closer to her, your face still in the shadows so she can't see you, you want her to know it's you by your touch and body, not by seeing your face. You kneel down in front of her, making sure your face is still hidden and run your tongue up the inside of her thigh, stopping just enough for her to feel your breath seep through her thon

Lmao
Monday, July 09, 2007 10:05 AM PT Posted by Steve Bass Gotcha! Geek Squad Caught Stealing Porn In a three-month sting, the Consumerist loaded a PC with porn, set it up with a keylogger, and asked the Geek Squad to install iTunes. Consumerist said the hidden program recorded everything and produced a very revealing video. Watch as the tech pokes around, finds what he wants, and copies files to his flash drive

Feeling The Blues :(
are these tears rolling down my face from happiness, sadness or dispair... and you maybe wondering what put it there. there are so many emotions flowing through like a river, one at a time or all at once. you can be happy one minute sad the next. lonley, depressed, at a total loss! something happened to me that has made me think... am i pretty enough? am I boring? do I have a good personality? a sense of humor? all the things I thought I once had I guess you never really know about a person... what they are feeling and thinking! Im thinking does he like me or not? sure people tell me Im pretty all the time, but are they just being polite or really mean it! I guess Im at a one time low, I just feel like Im not good enough, worthless, but Im just being self concious, its a bad day maybe tomorrow will be better...

Read Please , Its Not Like Its Going To Make A Difference
I'd write a blog about all the stuff going on and I'm not sure if I understand but its not like any of you all give a damn about some nobody on CT. I just find it strange that I get all these requests to help people out with their contest. Yet when I try to get people to help out with my own its few and far between on the people that help me out. I know a few that have commented the hell out of me . I would really like to say THANKS. also another thing is I've got 384 friends and only 104 fans , I make it a point to fan everyone.in fact I am a fan of 391 people. I don't get any points for doing it but I find it strange if I want to be your friend but yet I don't want to be a fan of you? Maybe that's why not many people do it , because they don't get those precious cherry points. Damn come on people I could have a million cherry points but its not going to make me any different . On another note I thought Cherry Tap was a social network site where people actually have conversatio

I'm In A Contest!!!!!!
COME VOTE AND COMMENT BOMB ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN THE "BEST DEFAULT PIC" CONTEST!! RULES: best default pic contest: comment bombing is allowed but no cheating with programs you can bomb yourself...first place will get a 30day VIC 2nd place will get a 7 day blast and 3rd will get a 3 day blast... ***will start monday July 9th and will run for 2 weeks** click the pic below to rate & comment on my pic............. Thanx Everybody!! hugz,kissez & luv to ya!! ........ Jade :D

There Once Was A Woman Who Was Afraid Of Bugs…
…And she always asked her husband to kill them in the house for her. One day, after many years of having to put down what he was doing to go kill some insignificant but pesky critter, he asked her to try something new. "Picture yourself as a bigger bug," he said to her, "and be empowered to kill them yourself." Well, after her anger and frustration subsided, she reflected on this, and decided to give it a try. Imagining that she was a large but stealthy creature, she swatted at the fly which tormented her so. Instantly, her annoyance was dead. (So was the fly.) Having experienced this success, she felt a small twinge of power. Soon, she was seeking out spiders in the corners of her kitchen, hunting down centipedes in the loo, and imagining herself an exoticly colored and many-armed insect of amazing strength, cleverness and speed. One day she even realized that she had sprouted wings and could buzz about like the creations she had once abhored. Of course, her husband wen

Moving On
I am trying to move on from him. He just makes me feel so bad cuz I am leaving him and he has no where else to go. I keep trying to tell myself, its not my problem, but I care about him and I hate to see him go through all this. I am just at a loss as what to do.

Just Get Them Out!
I just read on a news feed that an Iraqi ambassador said that "A fast American Troop withdrawl would cause a Civil War and a crumbling of the newly established Iraqi government." I'm sorry...dont shoot me for this next comment, but...that's really not our problem. The troops were sent there in the first place to keep the peace until the new Iraqi government was established. The government has been established, our job is done. If our withdrawl causes Civil War...it's just that..a CIVIL war. That is an issue that the Iraqi goverment needs to handle. Iraq, you're a big boy now...Mommy USA can't hold your hand anymore... P.S. This is just my opinion...i have know political knowledge, this is just my novice opinion.

Why German?
So for some reason far beyond my capacity of understanding Myspace is in german. Or at least I think its German. It could be some other language similar to german. I don't really know. seeing as the only language I speak with anything resembling fluency is English and to be honest thats a little shifty. I can gererally tell the difference between say. . .French and spanish and I"m pretty sure that thats not the language I was seeing. So yeah I'm thinking its german. The only question is. . .Why?

No One Cares
I love how you become a member of a lounge and when u least exspect it you are removed. I had never done nothing to no one except being a friend. But it is like that is not enough for some this days. So now I am gonna walk the nights alone and without a care. Everyone wants to be rated and yet they treat others like dirt. For those who care if you want to find me, look for the blood moon.

Spa
Jacuzzi fun with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have just come back from a nice dinner dance and enter the house. We open a bottle of wine, get undressed and retire to the secluded yard where a hot Jacuzzi awaits us. We are overlooking the canyon and slowly sip our wine. We are sitting next to each other and the warm water and air bubbles are caressing our skin. We kiss and slowly start playing with each others erogenous zones. Perspiration is lightly beading on your forehead and I kiss you and my mouth is traveling over your face, nibbling on your ears and my hand is caressing your breast and hardening your nipple. You lift your body lightly exposing the breast and my mouth is gently closing around your nipple. My hand has found your pussy and gently spreads the lips to slide inside mixing the juices of you with the warm water. Your hand is reaching for my penis which has definitely heeded the call for action. You stroke it and gently massage my balls. You get on your knees on the bench an

I'll Miss Him
Corey was an awesome dude, full of life and went out with one my friends... that's how I know him. He recently passed away trying to stop a friend whom he was living with from getting shot, from my understanding. Pray for his family because I know they are going through a hard time because of it, he was only 18. His funeral was today and it was hard on everybody. They didn't talk enough about him, all they talked about was it being his completion of life and God.

Seniors... You Can't Trust Them!
No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - $50,000. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "N

I Love Statistics
A study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. This means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon. Not bad!! I love statistics!

A Injured Marine Could Use Some Prayers
An injured Marine could really use some prayers. He was injured when his vehicle flipped on a training exercise. He pulled the driver out and the ground collapsed causing vehicle to crush him. He suffered injuries to the ribs and throat. Currently in a coma. How about going to his page and showing him some support. Support our allies. Jhon@ CherryTAP

Honey-glazed Grilled Chicken And Penne Salad
3 ounces of dried penne pasta Salt ¼ cup plus 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 leeks, white and light green parts only, cleaned, halved lengthwise and thinly sliced crosswise 1 cup honey 1 tablespoon mixed peppercorns 1 pound bone-in chicken thighs 2 large carrots, peeled and sliced into long and thin matchsticks (about 1 cup julienned) ¾ cup roughly chopped, roasted and salted almonds 1 tablespoon finely chopped basil 1 tablespoon finely chopped parsley 2 tablespoons sherry vinegar 2 cups of mixed baby lettuces Ground black pepper 1 Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook the pasta until al dente, drain, toss with 1 tablespoon of olive oil and set aside. 2 Meanwhile, heat ¼ cup of olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the leeks, honey, and peppercorns and season with a little salt. Cook until the leeks are soft, 2 minutes, stirring occasionally and set aside. 3 Grill the chicken on high heat for about 1½ minutes per side, or unti

Women's Ass Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY. There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Boobies
I had so much fun relaying our conversation about our new mom. I thought I would tell about some of our other FUNNY conversations. Same as last time my son's words will be all caps. I was watching 16 candles with my son, I had totally forgotten about the sceen where the camera flashes on a lovely pair of boobs. When this part of the movie came on my son said...... EWWWWW BOOBIES!! there is nothing wrong with boobies THIER GROSS Sid, that is where babies get thier milk. NO! ITS NOT!! yes it is. When you were a baby you drank milk from mom's boobies . NO MILK COMES FROM THE REFIDGERATOR (sarcastic like he thinks I am pulling his leg) yeah and where do you think it comes from before it is in the refriderator? WALL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!(in a duh tone of voice) where does wall-mart get it from? HHHHHMMM..........WALL-MART GETS MILK FROM MOM'S BOOBIES???????????????? (I am not real sure, but I think he was asking if wall-mart got milk from his mom's boobies.) (she would have to be a la

Time And Time Again
Some time to live, some time to kill Some time forgives, some time fulfills Some time to wake, some time to sleep Some time to make the time complete Some time to love, sometimes too few Sometimes enough for time to lose Time to accept some time to change Some time forgets, some time remains Time to see, and time to choose Time for me, and time for you Some times are wrong, some times we like Sometimes too long, sometimes just right Some time to find some time and then Some time to find some time again Some time to hurt, some time to heal Sometimes to learn, some time to feel The time that counts, the time that’s real This time is Now, this time is Here

And The Lord Struck Him Down!
I guess God wasn't pleased!! Ha ha!! Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning (CBS4) HIALEAH A man making a trip from Puerto Rico to South Florida to raise money for his religious education remains hospitalized Monday after he was struck down by a bolt of lightning which flew from clear blue sky on Sunday. He was selling religious materials when he was hit. Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down. "I heard a boom, and I looked and the guy jumped back, and he just laid there, stiff," said witness Maria Martinez. Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night. Members of his religious group waited outside the hospital throughout the night for word of hi

For July 9,2007
Money most definitely can't buy you love, but sometimes it can provide a delightful treat or two that reminds you how good life can be. Don't forget to give to a worthy cause while you have some extra resources.

Ode To Boobs.
Dear boobs, dearest boobs Thanks for all you've done You've helped me get out of trouble And into lots of fun You're always there for me You always lead the way You rock, thanks again For hanging out with me every day You two are pretty cool I'm sure others would agree As long as you both know How much you mean to me Yay, boobs!

Harley's And Pussy Don't Mix....
So I'm in Indiana riding with a friend of mine. We stop on this country road and out of nowhere a kitten comes running up under my bike. I reach down to shoo the kitty away suddenly there was a gravity burst and down went my bike with me on it. As I'm falling, I'm still trying to get the kitten away. My bike and I hit the ground hard, with full force (ouch). The kitty had managed to scamper over under my friends bike, while she was freaking out and running over to help me. We picked up the bike and found that the knobby end of the clutch lever had broken off. Then I noticed that I was bleeding from my elbow, hand and knee. Lucy sure had some splaining to do that night for sure. Luckily the bike wasn't injured too badly, I think I'll live and I don't think that kitty will be attacking anymore bikes anytime soon. Later that say we had a good laugh over the whole thing. We were both glad that the kitten wasn't hurt. We also decided that you should avoid pussy when on a Harley.

"all I Need "
In Your darkness i find my light Fore it is Your darkness that feeds by soul. In Your chains i find my freedom Fore bound by them, i am as i choose to be. In Your pleasure i find my own Fore it is my own deep dark desire. In Your arms i find my refuge Fore i know You shall keep me safe and warm. In Your eyes i find my world Fore i see my spirit dancing with Yours. In You, My Master, i find everything i shall ever need!

Love (for All Eternity)
Come and fly into this world that we made our own. Nobody can touch us, we're all alone. Take my hand and lead the way into this light that you bring to me. I give all that I am to you, and the fear from inside rips out into shreds. You keep me alive and breathing, just waiting to grasp your being in my arms. Peeking around the corner with my single rose, you took it away and gave me more. You set my pain entangled heart free. You're now every part of me. Imagine this world that we will create. Taken away by sweet blissful thoughts of you and I. You've taken my heart, and it's yours to keep. Never ending beating will always sound as long as you hold it. Cradle my heart, care for it, let it remain. For as long as you nurture it's living, it can remain yours for all eternity...

July 8 2007 Sunday El Porto
Sunday, July 8, 2007 Wow! What a day....where do I begin.... Well, for one thing, surfing every single day is really starting to pay off. That and some quality advice from a few trusted sources. This dude I talk to, who gives me really top-notch advice told me that arching my back is the key to taking off, without going over the falls, and keeping the board in trim, or, on an "even keel" as he put it, however, that single piece of advice really changed things for me. Keeping that in mind gives me amazing control when taking off. I not afraid of pearling anymore, because I know that I can keep the nose up this way, also, that once I get to my feet, everything is gonna be under control. Not being afraid of getting tossed has really opened doors for me, I go for bigger better shit, without the hesitation that was holding be back before. In fact, I landed my first trick today. A 180. It was AWESOME!!! The day was really trippy. I have come to find that blazing a bit of herb half w

Random Bitching
so yea i got fairly tipsy earlier tonight. so as i drove home in a drunken stuper i start to think once again. i got to thinking about something i said to someone about a month ago. what i said was i would rather have my integrity then be living a lie. yes, i would rather live a harder life then having to sell my soul and do something for a living that i hate. yes, i know im worth more and can do better then anything you can and will be. i will be a happy person living my life then living a lie and doing what you say is a normal life. so i say to you FUCK YOU!!!! this is directed to all those people that say i should be doing something other then what i want. when i had said i am happier to live freely then live a lie to my friend at the time he didnt quite understand it and thought i was being a dick. to a degree yes i was being a dick. i was mostly telling him that you are living a lie and im willing to stand up and do whatever i want and have the freedom to do shit and do

This Is How It Begins...(current Song Space Cowboy-jamiroquai
Giggity, giggity... This is how it all begins...spur of the moment impulse buy....webcam I've been hangin round these parts for several months...never put much thought into any of it... Boss at work mentions somethin about Skype...so back to the impulse buy...picked up a webcam for 15 bucks...kind of into technology, the whole concept is awesome...but that's for another blog. So, thanks to this impulse buy, I have finally been able to get a salute and increase my ranking past that 99.99% so many are stuck on. Cool, cool So, now, it's 1:30 Monday afternoon and I'm writing this, joining others who for whatever reasons are here too! So, I say High to everyone, Me

Rainy Day
I’ve told you everything And never did I lie After all that I told you I feel like I could die I gave you my heart And you ripped it out whole You used me, abused me, and threw me away You took and crushed my soul I trusted you so much And you only lied You said you loved me But now I cry Tears fall I crawl Never to stand again I’ve loved you Never hurt you But still I cry I told you how I felt You heard me sigh And told me not to worry, never to cry You said you’d never hurt me But the price I paid was high I listened, and was happy to have you back But then you’d say good-bye I never should have gone back Never listened to another lie All you did was lift me up so high Then let me fall- Fall ‘till I crashed Fall ‘till I cried You used me, abused me, and threw me away Then slowly took me back, and saved me in your pocket Just for another rainy day

A Small Exercise For U...
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch? Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

Thank You Friends For The Wishes
Thanks guys it showed me who actully looks at my page and who are on here not just for a rating but are well in dought good pen palls, you all brought a smil to my face today after having a really touph 2 weeks you should know right know the little things do count for some people a hole lot thanks again love carlo

That Night(hardcore)
Its 4 am in the morning im restless and cannot sleep. I wake up and decide to go downsatirs for a cup of milk. As I walk I hear the floors in the house creeking giving me cold chills thinking maybe they are not mind. As I proceed into the kitchen I hear a peck at the door. I peek out the shade to see who it is. Its the love of my life . I asked him what he was doing out so late,said he couldnt sleep and just needed someone to talk to. I offered him to come in as we turned on the television and sat on the small love sofa. I told him to open up and talk to me thats what he needed to do. So he did he was telling me that he couldnt find a job and things just were not right at home that he wanted his own life He felt like it was time he done something once for himself. I procedeed to tell him to go for it. I excused myself into the kitchen and grabbed 2 glasses. Didnt bother to ask him if he wanted anything just fixed him a glass of jack on the rocks,figured it would put us both at ease and

Hah...god Its Me If I Ever Heard It Lmao
Now when I go to work, I work all day, Always turns out the same. When I bring home my hard-earned pay I spend my money all on Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Oh if a man should look tame now, mean and mature, They all turn out the same. 'Cause they can't do nothing to make a man feel good Like my old Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Now I walk in the street now lookin' for a friend One that can lend me some change. And he never questions my reason why, 'Cause he too loves Mary Jane. Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord, my Mary Jane. Well, I have known women that wanted no man, Some that wanted to stay. But I never knew what happened in this world Till I met up with Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord my Mary Jane. Oh, when I'm feelin' lonesome and I'm feelin' blue, There's only one way to change. Now I walk down the street now lookin' for a man, One that knows my Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Lord my Mary Jane.

On Morphs.
Morphs. My, aren't you clever. You took a picture of yourself (or some chick you're trying to see naked) and then you took a picture of something better than yourself (or the chick you want to see naked) and told a program to morph the two together. Brilliant. You are a prodigy.

Paris Hilton Forgives Firecrotch
Paris Hilton is friends again with Lindsay Lohan and recent pics show the two almost friendly. Amazing that Hohan would forgive Paris for the whole Greasy Bear video last year when the Firecrotch comment came up, but Hohan has apparently been forgiven for dating Hilton's ex Stavros Niarchos. "Paris has decided to give Lindsay a second chance," says a spy who spotting them being cordial on the 4th of July at Malibu beach.

Another Late Night
for those of you who have enjoyed the first two offerings (you know who you are) here is another of my little "stories". Rate, comment and share with your friends! remember, the more people who like them, the more that will follow! ---------------------------------------------------- Awoke this morning with a glorious dream fading from memory, so I figured I'd better get as much down on paper as fast as possible . . . As we near the end of another Steelers' Sunday, I sit at the bar chatting up the bartender, Carol. She's relatively new here at the bar, working mostly Sundays, but an excellent addition to the staff. She's about 5'6", thin, brunette and has what has been called the world's most perfect ass. I've been coming here every Sunday just to see her (well, that and to watch my Steelers) for the past couple months. We have started to get along pretty well, slowly moving into the land of friendly flirting. As I am helping her shut down the bar for the night, cleaning a

6 Wierd Things About Me
Okkkkkkk......here we go!!!!! 1---- i don't know ( by heart) the number of my bike's or car's plates!! i've looked at them so many times ! everyday !!! but i'm lousy with numbers..! 2---- i never saw" BAMBI" ( the walt disney moovie ), EVER !!!! 3---- i talk when i'm sleeping ...!!! ( that's what i've been told ....) 4---- never invite me to the karaoke... because i sing VERY VERY VERY BAD!! 5---- i never forget a face BUt i always forget people's names!!!! yeah...yeah.. i know, i'm lousy with numbers and with names too !!! i never said i was perfect...!!! 6---- i CAN'T go to sleep without brushing my teeth ....!!! i can do it sleep walking if i have to !!!! so.... now you know some of my many flaws !!!

Banned From Mumms Again!
I put a Mumm up about useless Mumm comments and it got deleted! It was NOT NSFW in any way, unless someone made a dumb comment. I feel that I should not be banned if there is an unacceptable comment. Now I am sad and could really use some cherry lovin to help make it through today.

Horseback Riding
You arrive at a local stable with your girlfriend. The two of you have been coming to this particular place once a week for about a month because of the trails around the area and the privacy. The two of you have been talking about making a pit stop and making love on the back of a horse and probably off it too. Today was the day you were going to try it. Your cock throbbed and pulsed inside your jeans at the thought. The two of you walk through the barn until you get to your usual horses. The stable hand nods at the two of you and escorts the horses out of their stalls and over to be saddled. The two of you stand there, impatiently waiting, wanting to be alone so you can get busy. You thread your fingers through hers and bend down to kiss her lips. She smiles at you slyly, a knowing twinkle in her eyes. The stable boy escorts the horses out of the barn and holds them still, one at a time, as the two of you climb on. You lead the way down your usual path, knowing that there was

Kids In Church
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the

Boy Blue
Artist: Cyndi Lauper Album: True Colors Title: Boy Blue You never knew yourself well enough But she never knew you at all And when she put you out on your own It may have stolen your innocence But not your soul Tell me where is little boy blue You'll find him standing always One step ahead Fast a little, shy a little, boy blue Wise blood runs warms and deep On the street ... kids walking, just a kid walking You send a letter with photographs And i'll tuck them under my dreams And if we wake up old beyond our years Not quite as brave as we seem It's just the pain that never disappears Tell me where is boy blue You'll find him standing always one step ahead... Dance a little, cry a little... Where are you boy blue Where are you...

Seether Wahrheit Lyriken
Wenn ich Ihnen die Wahrheit gab, würde sie Sie lebendig halten? Obwohl ich näeher an Unrecht bin Ich bin nicht weiter vom Recht Und jetzt bin ich auf dem Innere überzeugt, das etwas falsch mit mir Überzeugt auf dem Innere, sind Sie soviel mehr als ich, yeah Kein gibt es nichts, das Sie sagen, das die Lüge retten kann Aber ich versuche, meine Absichten zu halten verkleidet Und jetzt werde ich meine Gewissenhaftigkeit und etwas beraubt, die erhalten werden, um zu geben Beraubt meine Gewissenhaftigkeit Dieses alles gehört mir, yeah Ich werde unten wieder, ich gehöre ihnen geschlagen Unten wieder geschlagen, habe ich Sie verlassen Ich bin jetzt mein Freund, ich gehöre ihnen schwächer Unten wieder geschlagen, habe ich Sie verlassen Die Täuschung, die Sie sich zeigen, ist Ihr eigener Parasit Gerade ein Wort des Rates, den Sie beachten können, wenn Sie mögen Und jetzt bin ich auf dem Innere überzeugt, das etwas falsch mit mir Überzeugt auf dem Innere sind Sie soviel mehr

"sighs"
AMORSITO DE MI VIDA TE QUERRO TANTO MAS SOLA ESTOY MAS ME ACUERDO DE TI SERA QUE TE QUERRO MAS Y MAS OH! QUE TE ESTOY OLVIDANDO LOVE OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU SO WHEN IM BY MY SELF I THINK OF YOU SO MUCH IS IT CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO OR! IS IT THAT IM FORGETTING YOU!

Adam & Eve And Sex Ed
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve. The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God." The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen. Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?" The teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first -- trust me! And every man since him came first, too!"

Flight Of The Raven
This is a poem that I wrote and was inspired by a truely great friend to me.Hope it is well recieved and liked. The Flight of the Raven Fly away Raven Fly to where you need to be Dont look back Nor worry for me Have no shame,pitty,nor pain For I lie here in a dorment sleep, the big sleep I will think of you and await the day our souls cross pathes again As they have many times in past lives Fly away for now Fly from that tree For it is something that must be FLY AWAY GO!!! but remember you will always be missed and loved. By: Matt H

Calm Inside The Storm
Artist: Cyndi Lauper Album: True Colors Title: Calm Inside The Storm I can get up On the right side of the bed But that won't stop the rain From coming down on my head I can live my life Playing hide and seek But when i look inside It's hard to make believe, Ah ah 'n lately You seem so far away I wish i could say something But i don't know what to say I can feel your eyes I don't have to look at you Boy, discontentment Is-a-sneakin' through You never really want anything But what you really need is everything I'll give you something only life can bring The calm inside the storm Love me a little, love me long Wo yeah The calm inside the storm Love me a little, love me long Don't you know You should be holding me But you're all locked inside Why don't you throw me your keys I'm like a rockin' ship On your rollin' sea You know crash lightnin' Never frightens me, nah ...you never really wanted But what u really needed I wanna give u somethi

Dream Come True
Dream Come True Have you ever had a dream come true? A dream that totally amazed even you. I?ve had a dream most of my life, In this dream I find a wonderful wife. She is loving and kind and cares for me. She helps me to become all I can be. Sometimes I act so terribly sappy. It always seems to make her happy. She brightens my life more than the sun. We laugh together and often have fun. And during the times that I must cry, She is always there to make my eyes dry. In you my love, I have found all these things, And if you will, please wear this ring. And if you are nothing more than a dream, I hope I never wake up.

Cheesy Chicken Chowder
Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 10 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients: 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) Campbell's® Condensed Cheddar Cheese Soup 1 soup can milk 3/4 cup Pace® Picante Sauce 1 small green pepper OR red pepper, finely chopped (about 1/3 cup) 2 green onions, sliced (about 1/4 cup) 2 cans (5 ounces each) Swanson® Premium Chunk Chicken, drained Sour cream for garnish Directions: In medium saucepan mix soup, milk, picante sauce, pepper and onions. Over medium-high heat, heat to a boil, stirring often. Reduce heat to low. Cook 5 minutes., stirring often. Add chicken and heat through. Garnish with sour cream.

Chicken Wraps Olé
Prep/Cook Time: 10 minutes Ingredients: 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Creamy Ranchero Tomato Soup 1/2 cup water 2 cups cooked chicken strips 4 flour tortillas (10"), warmed 1/4 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend Directions: MIX soup, water and chicken in saucepan. Heat through. SPOON 1/2 cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Top with 1 tbsp. cheese. Fold tortilla around filling. Makes 4 wraps.

Hole In My Heart All The Way To China
Artist: Cyndi Lauper Album: Unknown Title: Hole In My Heart (all The Way To China) I've got a ticket, no turning back My destination... The sea of trouble, the land of pain You're sending me where it always rains Oh reconsider, i'm begging you, some hesitation I'm holding on to my sanity I feel the beginning of emergency My hands are slipping, oh please don't let me fall into This hole in my heart that goes all the way to china You gotta fill it up with love before i fall inside of... This empty hole in my heart that goes all the way to china And though you can't see the bottom, believe me it's a long way down I'm on a planet without a plan It's oh so lonely I need to see you to get out of here There's something deadly in this atmosphere I'm in a desert, without a drink of your sweet water You're my oasis in the burning sand I'm out of danger when you touch my hand Throw me a lifeline, i'm standing on the edge of... This deep, dark hole that goes all

Boy's Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and w

Chicken Quesadillas & Fiesta Rice
Prep/Cook Time: 20 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients: 1 lb. boneless chicken breasts, cubed 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Cheddar Cheese Soup 1/2 cup Pace® Chunky Salsa OR Pace® Picante Sauce 10 flour tortillas (8'') Fiesta Rice Directions: PREHEAT oven to 425°F. COOK chicken in nonstick skillet until done and juices evaporate, stirring often. Add soup and salsa and heat through. SPREAD about 1/3 cup soup mixture on half of each tortilla to within 1/2" of edge. Moisten edge with water. Fold over and seal. Place on 2 baking sheets. BAKE 5 min. or until hot. Serve with Fiesta Rice. TIP: Fiesta Rice: Heat 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Chicken Broth, 1/2 cup water and 1/2 cup Pace® Chunky Salsa in saucepan to a boil. Stir in 2 cups uncooked instant white rice. Cover and remove from heat. Let stand 5 min. Fluff with fork. Serve with Pace® salsa. For dessert serve orange wedges.

Cell Phone Companies Probably Don't Want You To Know This
You can send wallpapers and ringtones from your PC to your cell phone FREE. The first thing you need is a cell phone capable of sending e-mails. If you have this, then all you do is send an e-mail from your phone to your regular e-mail address. Go into your regular inbox on your PC and check for an e-mail with your phone number in it. The address that e-mail came from is the one you can send your picture and sound files to (in jpeg or mp3 format). The wallpaper on my cell phone as of current is one I grabbed off the internet with my PC (full-body Megatron), and I got a Cartman sound byte the same way. Yep, no more buying your digital pimp items. As for Java games...I don't know how to get those free, but I know how to grab the game code on your PC...

Love In A Vacuum
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Coming Up Close: A Retrospective Title: Love In A Vacuum There was a time You opened up every doorway You didn't mind if everything Wasn't your way Don't pull away That goes against what you told me I look in your eyes I realize what you've sold me Is love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum I think you've changed But you insist that That's not true You look so strange, so distant That you're hardly you Now i can see How you have been acting different You say it's me But i know That it isn't It's love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum And that's not enough Love in a vacuum You will be lonely You'll be the only one who feels this way You will be lonely If you leave me alone You will be lonely You'll be the only one who feels this way It's just not enough And just wait You will be lonely Love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum And that's not enough Love in a vacuum

This One Is For Our Aussie Friends
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website's official. They obviously have a sense of humour. Amazing how some people ask daft questions! Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK.) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information

My Photos..maybe I Should Remove?
"How much money do I have to give you in order for me to be allowed to hit it from behind?" I recieved this comment on one of my pics. I wrote him a message afterwards because I was upset and offended. I thought he would apologise but instead he wrote back something further upsetting. Here is my email and his. Tell me what you think? my email-Are you joking? Are do you honestly think I am a whore that sells my body to the highest bidder? I have never had sex for money..I am not a prostitute. In fact money is not my highest priority in life. My son and his and my happiness is. I have never dated a guy because he had money. I try to date nice respectful people that I have fun with and can laugh with. I will be deleting your comment..it was very rude and not sure why you would write one like that. His reply- 1. The comment was meant to be taken in jest (as a joke). 2. When you post "smutty" pics of yourself, your're going to get dirty and lewd comments like that. 3. How ha

Why Must I
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Coming Up Close: A Retrospective Title: Why Must I *** verse 1: Why must i take it so hard There's no light in the tunnel Or dog in the yard It's my fault for wanting too much Going deeper than most Getting harder to touch *** chorus: I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, `the world can get along just fine. So why must i take it so hard this time. *** verse 2: Why must i take it so hard Other people get by With either bourbon or god. But my world became this one boy It's the way that i'm made Do you think i enjoy it? *** chorus: I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, `just live and let it all go by... So why must i take it so hard this time. I've known days when i'd Wake up and say, Be careful of the love you find *** coda: Be careful of the love you find. Oh, be careful.

Nsfw Again
thanks again to the penis head that tagged yet ANOTHER pic nsfw... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! guess rather than having the balls to downrate it.. you just take away the ability to get points... suck more ass.. try harder to be a bouncer I guess.. and stay the freak of my yahoo!!

A Poet's Dream
I stand alone, on my own two feet; It feels like I've been here forever, Alone. I want to tackle the world; Face my Fears head on, becoming stronger with each passing day. I don't want to feel my future slipping away any longer, but rather long for the anticipation of the things yet to come. I want to feel loved again; I need to fall honestly and openly. I dream not of material things, not of money or what it may bring; Not of fame nor recognition, for what I dream is so much more. It is: The kiss of Love's lips, the touch of Love's hands; The sway of Love's hips, the moments at hand; And so much more than this, of course, like the presence of that one. The welcome romance, the laughter and fun; Even the tiney tear upon my face, not of sadness, but more of grace; I yearn for that tear of happiness, brought on by three words; A sound when spoken, like the song from a bird; Like peeling bells when they are rung. These words that roll off Love's tongue; Leaving this poet paralyzed,

First Brain Cancer Vaccine Approved In Switzerland
Northwest Biotherapeutics, a US-based biotech company, said Monday it had won approval for commercial use of the world's first vaccine against brain cancer in Switzerland. The company, which is listed in London, intends to begin making DCVax-Brain available to patients before the end of September, according to a statement. Under the Swiss approval plan, Northwest is able to manufacture the vaccine in the United States and make it available for the treatment of patients with brain cancer at select centres in Switzerland. "We are delighted to be the first company to reach the market with a personalized therapeutic vaccine for brain cancers, which carry a very bleak prognosis for patients," said Alton Boynton, president and chief executive of Northwest Biotherapeutics. "Switzerland is an attractive place to begin commercialisation, due to its highly respected regulatory oversight, and its growing experience with cellular therapies. Boynton added: "We look forward to being a

Update On Arm
well my arm is doing well....still painful but ok...i go tomorrow to get the full cast put on it and im gonna take some pics of where they did the surgery when they switch out the casts if anyone likes to see that kinda thing lol.

Men & Women
DIVORCE In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honour, I want to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him." ============-=========-=========-==== LOVE YOUR ENEMY From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Sammy." "Sammy! But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now." ============-=========-=========-=========-==== WEDDING RING At the cocktail party, one man said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong woman." ============-=========-===== WHY? "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. "Why, Dad? Tell

Wedding Night
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day and to save their parents money, they also resolved to spend their honeymoon nights at home. Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night." She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her daughters about last night's noises. "Well, Mom," the eldest replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream." "Mom, you told me that if it tickled, I should laugh," replied the next daughter. "Now it's your turn honey," she said turning to the younges

Looking Over My Shoulder
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Voices Carry Title: Looking Over My Shoulder *** verse 1: If i'm calling you out of the blue It's because it's never-ending And if i'm dragging out pictures of you It's because i'm only pretending *** chorus: And if i'm looking over my shoulder It's just because i hope you'll be there And if i'm looking older and older It's cause i know i haven't a prayer *** verse 2: When i'm wearing my heart on my sleeve It wears out after a fashion And i'm finding it hard to believe Your whole-hearted lack of compassion *** chorus: And if i'm looking over my shoulder It's just because i hope you'll be there And if i'm looking older and older It's cause i know i haven't a prayer *** coda: (repeat until fade) And if i'm looking over my shoulder It's just because i hope you'll be there And if i'm looking older and older It's cause i know i haven't a prayer

Atention To Friends And Family
just took pics of myself by cam and the eglish telly and others please rate thankyou derek god bless you all happy monday its 5.30pm here weather hot and sunny hope you like my pics by webcam derekxxxx

Celldweller On Vampirefreaks.com Cd
Update from Jimmy - 6.15.07 Greetings Everyone, Things are moving along nicely as Klayton is now preparing to move from Celldweller Studios into The Method House Studios to begin the final recording of the upcoming sophomore album. We have a lot planned for Klayton's time in the studio, including behind the scenes videos, video blogs, song previews, live streaming video, and a Street Team Studio Visit and more, all coming over the next several months. For those of you who have been following Klayton's work, some of this is a familiar process, but we are taking it to a new level this time around. More details will be announced soon. In other news, "Switchback" is being featuring on the first official VampireFreaks.com compilation - "F**k The Mainstream," a mixture of industrial music sub-genres (elektro, gothic, EBM, darkwave, metal crossover, power noise, etc.). This 4-CD collection holds 64 bands and over 70% unreleased material all in a deluxe carton box with an exten

Celldweller Feat. On Spike Tv Prog.
The debut Television airing of Mindhunters starring Val Kilmer, LL Cool J, Christian Slater and Jonny Lee Miller (Hackers), will be on SpikeTV tomorrow night - Tuesday 7-10-07 @ 9PM. Celldweller's "So Sorry To Say" is featuring in the film during a key action sequence/montage in the film. Visit SpikeTV.Com for more information.

40 Unterhalb Des Sommers, Der Hinunter Lyriken Fällt
Er wird heute beißen (recht) um a Dose Schmerz zu öffnen (falsch) Die versengte und mit Blasen bedeckende Sonne (Durchlauf) - wissen Sie, daß er aller ist (gegangen) Küssen Sie meine Augen, die geschlossen werden, um ihn innen heftig zu schlagen - er ist eine andere Zahlung gerecht Zu, wie wir leben, wie wir träumen, wie wir züchten - niedrige Miete oben im Keller der Himmel paßt sich an die Oberfläche, was der Zweck ist, alles ist wertlos an Ich glaube einem Sprung in der Struktur - es ist Zeitblutung leidet durch Und ich falle in mich - ich falle -, das ich unten falle Das Leben hält auf dem Druck ich unter (ich bin), dem Zerreißen meines vollständigen Weltasunder (ich Dose) Tod ist, was mich in der Bewegung hält (werden Sie I) ertrinken Sie in diesen Schmerz wie einem Ozean Ich falle hinunter wieder (jetzt) in den Boden wieder (Tief) Erklären Sie mir was zu tun, wenn ich Sie - nehme und mir nicht werden Sie bilden Sie hatten in einem Moment, was der Rest von un

Candle Purpose Color And Oil Combinations
Compassion ~ Orange Blossom, Vanilla, Chamomile ~ Use to enhance your level of understanding and sympathy towards others. Use in combination with Peace to create a tranquil environment. Color Light Orange Housewarming ~ Cinnamon, Apple, Orange ~ Use to create a home filled with love and caring. Use in combination with Love and Harmony to bless a new home. Color Burnt Orange Motivation ~ Sunflower, Myrrh, Frankincense ~ Use to enhance your self-confidence and desire to complete tasks and overcome obstacles. Use in combination with Problem Solving to boost your ability to focus on a particular area of your life. Color Wine Friendship ~ Musk, Carnation, Wisteria ~ Use to attract new friends or strengthen existing relationships. Use in combination with Laughter to have more fun. Color Ivory Pink Laughter ~ Citrus ~ Use in combination with Spirit Candle - New Millennium to celebrate the Age of Aquarius. Color Sparkling Iridescent Yellow Spirit Candle ~ New Millen

Good Practical Case Study
Good Practical Case Study: Once Japan 's biggest cosmetics company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the Assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so. But when a rank-and-file employee in a small Indian company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan

Banderos Burritos Verde
Prep/Cook Time: 15 minutes Ingredients: 1 tbsp. vegetable oil 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Creamy Chicken Verde Soup 2 cups shredded cooked chicken 4 flour tortillas (10"), warmed 1/2 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend Directions: HEAT oil in skillet. Add onion and cook until tender. ADD soup and chicken and heat through. SPOON chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Top with 2 tbsp. cheese. Fold sides over filling; fold up ends to enclose. Makes 4 burritos.

It's Doesn't Matter To Me
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, For your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, If you have been opened by life's betrayals Or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, Mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own; If you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you To the tips of your fingers and toes Without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, Or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to b

Don't Watch Me Bleed
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Voices Carry Title: Don't Watch Me Bleed *** verse 1: I guess you gave as good as you got I guess this love is dead at last But i paid such a lot The price you pay for living under glass *** chorus: So don't just kiss me goodbye That's not what i need Don't just kiss me goodbye Don't watch me bleed *** verse 2: You tried to keep me in my place Said it was love that kept me there How could you lie right to my face? And smile at me - and sound so sincere *** chorus: So don't just kiss me goodbye That's not what i need Don't just kiss me goodbye Don't watch me bleed *** chorus: So don't just kiss me goodbye That's not what i need Don't just kiss me goodbye Don't watch me bleed *** coda: Don't just kiss me, kiss me, kiss me That's not what i need Don't just kiss me goodbye Don't watch me bleed

Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says,"i clocked you at 80 miles per hour,sir" The driver says,"gee officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket,the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you plese keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illeagal radar detector unit, the man growls at his wife and says through cleanched teeth, damn it, woman,can't you keep your big mouth shut?"The officer frownes and says."I noticed you weren't wearing a seat belt,sir"Yeah,well you see officer,I had it on ,but took it off when you pulled me over so i could get my licence out of my back pocket."The wife says,"Now dear you

Cod Veracruz
Prep/Cook Time: 25 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients: 1 lb. fresh OR thawed frozen cod OR haddock fillets 1 can (10 3/4 oz.) Campbell's® Condensed Tomato Soup 1 can (10 1/2 oz.) Campbell's® Condensed Chicken Broth 1/3 cup Pace® Chunky Salsa OR Pace® Picante Sauce 1 tbsp. lime juice 2 tsp. chopped fresh cilantro leaves 1 tsp. dried oregano leaves, crushed 1/4 tsp. garlic powder OR 1 clove garlic, minced 4 cups hot cooked rice Directions: PLACE fish in 2-qt. shallow baking dish. MIX soup, broth, salsa, lime juice, cilantro, oregano and garlic powder. Pour over fish. BAKE at 400°F. for 20 min. or until fish is done. Serve over rice.

Sleep
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Voices Carry Title: Sleep *** verse 1: You are on your honor, now be on your way I'll be right behind you, you can hear me say *** chorus: Sleep, close your eyes, say goodnight now He is waiting Sleep, close your eyes, say your prayers now He is waiting *** verse 2: Thought you'd live forever, thought you'd never die I am so familiar, with each lonely cry Oh baby don't cry *** chorus: Sleep, close your eyes, say goodnight now He is waiting Sleep, close your eyes, say your prayers now He is waiting *** bridge: Thought you'd live forever Thought you'd change your mind Oh, when you get to heaven Tell me what you find Peace of mind, i hope *** chorus: Sleep, close your eyes, say goodnight now He is waiting Sleep, close your eyes, say your prayers now He is waiting *** chorus: Sleep, close your eyes, say goodnight now He is waiting Sleep, close your eyes, say your prayers now Oh i'll be waiting ***

Lowraters
Why by any means would you rate someone a 1????? It makes absolutely no sense at all especially if you don't know them. Doesn't everyone think that you cannot truly evaluate how or who a person is just by a picture? UMMMM I guess I just don't understand how someone I have never met or talked to just rated me a 1....Oh well thanks for letting me rant and rave.....

A Real Look At Modern Immigration
IMMIGRATION (2007) - hilarious - not really, I guess. 2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." This year, the Congress of the United States said: "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a Camel, we're giving you the Promised Land!"

In Case You Didn't Get The Memo...
Yes, I am In Love! In Love With a Woman Who Is Giving Up Everything for Me...I am So Excited that She is going to be Part of My Life Forever! 1. real name:Tom 2. like it: yup...my dads name 3. single or taken: taken, whipped, smitten, and absolutely, positively in love! 4. zodiac sign: Scorpio 5. male or female: I'm a man baby!! 6. age:43 7. height: 6' 8. lucky number: 9 and 0 9. eye color: blue 10. hair color : brown 11. long or short: short 12. marital status: the magic 8 ball says: it is certain 13. are you a health freak: meh 14. weight: 200lbs 15. do you have a crush on someone: the word bachelor no longer applies 16. do you like yourself: OF COURSE! Handsome, charming, talented, loving...what's not to like? 17. piercings: my heart 18. tattoos: none...but working on it! 19. righty or lefty: LOL...Righty...>:) 20. fav color: black, dark blue, alazarian crimson, emerald green...ya know the basics 21. least fav color: t

No More Crying
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Voices Carry Title: No More Crying There is no love here (there is no love) Only some sort of blackmail Whatever you feel (whatever you feel) Probably only comes down To male and female *** chorus: No more crying Over you No more crying Over you No more crying Over you No more crying Because of you *** verse 2: Found myself thinking (you shouldn't think) He was almost sincere But you know rumours (you know that talk) You believe what you hear *** chorus: No more crying over you No more crying over you No more crying over you No more crying over you *** verse 3: I saw it coming (but you let it come) It's the same old story You ignore his lying (lying) Believe him when he says That he's sorry *** chorus: No more crying over you No more crying over you No more crying over

Experiment
well looks like my experiment worked lol guys on my friends list coming out of the wood work to see my nsfw folder, thinking i have nudes it didnt even say nudes, it said revealing lol i dont have nudes, never will, i hate my body too much for anyone to see me naked lol plus i have too much self respect guys if you are going to talk to me, do it because you want to make a new friend, not so you can see naughty pics, there are other women on here more than happy to show you what they got for their birthday

Retiring Priest
Catholics are so much fun to give shit to. . . . Retiring Priest A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."..... Just as the pries

Party Time!!!
Saturday, July 7, 2007 (07-07-07) What a day! Nighttime was even better! Saturday was our big party for our friend Geno & to celebrate Independence Day. We bought five 18 packs of BudLight, which there are only 4 bottles left now. Someone also brought some Michelob, and Busch Light. Geno bought some Jack, cause he promised me a shot. I had 2. We also finished off the watermelon schnapps, and had some buttershots. I can't even begin to tell ya how much beer I drank. All I know is my had was not empty all night. Surprisingly, I didn't puke or wake up with a hangover! Usually when I drink a lot I either puke or get a hangover. It was an awesome night! I did really good considering I didn't have any sleep in over 48 hours! Friday night I stayed up all night cause I was baking a cake & making a jello flag. Then I never did bring them out! lol Unfortunately the party ended about 1 am. Geno stayed till about 3 or so. We sat by the fire till it went out & chatted. It sucks that he goes back

These Are Actually True!
January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson's son. June 1998: A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000.00 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran his hand over with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice someone was at the wheel of the car whose hubcap he was trying to steal. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight

How To Place New Employees
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation A. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. B. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering. D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. F. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. H. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for More, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. J. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. K. If they are staring out of the wi

Electrical Products
funny isnt it how when you buy an electrical item the clerk always trys to sell you an extended product warranty, and how often do you ever take them up on the offer, well silly me i didnt do this and lo and behold my bloody washing machine broke down yesterday, oh flamin happy days, lol, good job i work in a laundry so i hot footed it to work this morning to do the lot, and now i have to wait for an engineer to come out sometime on wednesday between 8am and 6pm and if i happen to pop out to the local store for something you know he is going to call then and i will miss him even tho it only takes five minutes to make said journey. as you can see i am the eternal optimist, or then again i may have had a few experiences with engineers and their tactics to get home early. Heres to smelling sweet once more lol ..

Apathy For Honor
A 90 some year old woman is beaten nearly to death in a parking lot of a grocery store a couple of years ago.. bystanders do nothing to stop the criminal. An elderly veteran is beaten in the face multiple times while some guy is car-jacking him and no one does anything to help this poor man A woman is stabbed multiple times while shopping.. Many people are around,but just go about their business. The man is only armed with a knife.. And no one helps.. One idiot actually takes a picture of the bleeding severe wounded woman with his camera phone.. on the way to the hospital she dies.. 27 years old.. If someone would have reacted or responded she might still be alive.. what the hell is happening to the people of this country.. Are we that selfish that apathy has set in like a disease? What the heck is would be so hard about grabbing a can of pork and beans or a coke can from the fridge and whipping it right at that guys skull? now i am a bit concerned about how heart

Statisch-x - Zerstörer-lyriken
Nehmen Sie sie mit einem Dampfhammer herunter Verpacken Sie ihn stark Führen Sie Schuß in Ihrem Stimmung tireur Wählen Sie Ihr Gift Trinken Sie mit Ihrem schmerzstillenden Mittel etwas Nehmen Sie uns herunter Ruinieren Sie eine Partei, wie sie nicht ausmacht Smash es oben Tote Guitarre Defekter Schlaghersteller Wenn ich könnte, würde ich ihn allen für einen Automator handeln Hier kommt er OH-, wiederholen Sie es Sie wiederholen es Zerstörer Cosmo Sauger Schlechter Atemausrufer Schlechtes TIMING robocrap Sie sind ein großer Lügner Schnellgang Tiefer Schmutz auf Ihrer Scheißelandstraße Schwarz-gemustert Flockiger Filter Hohler Hauptwobble Nehmen Sie eine Reise Erhalten Sie einen Griff, bevor Sie in der Mühe erhalten Und Sie wundern sich, warum Sie angerufen werden Zerstörer-stroyer Stereo

Whatever
well she found out about me..and in the end he picked her..I kinda knew that was going to happen..I just kinda wished that in the end he would pick me..He told me they were having problems and that he wanted to be with me..Theres more going on that I found out..Her dad is his boss..so I dont know if that has anything to do with it..who knows..I havent spoken to him in a few weeks and I do miss him like crazy..also I found out that he is leaving to Iraq in September for 6 months..this sucks..