Taking a wee break from the golf course nearby, Tiger Woods drove his new Ferrari into an Irish gas station, where an attendant greeted him in the typical Irish manner, unaware who this "Yank" golf celebrity was.
"Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Tiger got out of the expensive, sleek sports car, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"Aye, and what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ferrari think of everything."
