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Malaveroth
As a short introduction to my first blog. This is to be a journal of thoughts that go though my head, and or observations that I make, or a combination of the two, of days that I remember to wright in this thing. Anything you would like to say, or see a need to speak up on would be appreciated. . . to an extent. . .
Malakota
MaLakota- MaLakota(I am Lakota)! Still holding onto our ways and our ceremonies,still a proud people.People want to be like us,they want into our ceremonies,want to know our language.They want to try to understand us or any other Native,the thing is,they can't ever reach that point in understanding.As my ancestors have tried to convey over and over since the European Invasion of this country; WE can NEVER be understood because our traditional way of life is completely different of those in the dominant society .Outsiders want to know how we perservere in the times of adversity..Lakota people will tell you that it is our way to suffer,it was meant to be that way for Lakota Oyate..It teaches us to strive for the best,teaches us to be humble but most of all it teaches us to depend on Tunkasila in the time of need,he's the only one who can actually fix our wrongs.So when Tunkasila thinks we learned our lessons he helps us to move on with no regrets so that we may go out and help others bu
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From Tha Moment That We Met, I Knew U Had2 Be A Blessin' No More Stressin', Cuz Now I ThinK I've Learned My Lesson Not 2nd Guessin', Cuz U Could Never Be Contested Addicted To Your Essence, I've Been Cardiac Arrested..... I Promise2 Never Lie 2Ya, & Thatz Tru I Want A Son & A Daughter That LooKz Just LiKe You But, Until We See That Day, It'll Be Just Us2 Cuz Im HooK'd LiKe Phonics, StucK 2 You LiKe Glue..... You're Kinda LiKe A Preist I Gotta Confess2 Cuz Lord Knowz How Bad I Wanna Undress You Yes, God Blessed You, So TaKe Advantage Of Tha Scenery I'll Put It In A Song, To Show You Just How Much You Mean2 Me..... Shoot'n Tha Breeze, In Tha Park, After Dark, Me & U WalK In A Pair Like A Part Of Noah'z ArK I Keepz It Real, Magnificent From Tha Heart We Depart & Cum BacK 2Gether LiKe Grocery Kartz..... Ya Digg
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Name at birth: Malcolm Little While in prison for burglary, Malcolm Little adopted the Black Muslim faith and became a minister of the Nation of Islam upon his release in 1952. As Malcolm X, he was a charismatic advocate of black separatism who rejected Martin Luther King, Jr.'s policies of non-violence. At first a follower of Elijah Muhammad, Malcolm X broke with the Nation of Islam in 1964. That same year he made a pilgrimage to Mecca and shortly afterwards he embraced orthodox Islam and took the name El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz. He recanted some of his earlier more strident viewpoints on race, though he remained a staunch advocate of "black power." He was shot to death by a group of men while giving a speech in New York City in 1965; some of the men had connections to the Nation of Islam, though a formal tie between that group and the assassination was never proven.
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A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!" THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!" SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT, FUNNY WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY! (and to men who can take it...) Have a Safe & Wonderful Day!
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I don't think I can truely utter one mean word right now. My heart isnot really broken... but it is healing. Nearly 2 years....damn that is a long time to invest in someone... and then in the end..end up with nothing.. The thing that get's me..men push the trust issue. Don't you guys know if your pushing for us to be trusting you... then hellooo..there is something going on somewhere..that shouldn't be. We may not see it right away... but sooner or later..usually sooner we find out. When you know someone as well as I have or did... you know damn well something is going on. Now I give this person all the credit in the world.. he is a wonderful man... and he never cheated on me...it just wasn't meant to be.
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Have you ever noticed that men and women seem to speak different languages? I mean they sound the same, but the worlds have different meanings, for example: If a woman says, "I would like your help in the yard." the translation is, "I have decided that I am redoing the landscaping in one weekend and I need you to do all the heavy lifting." If a man says, "I need your help in the yard." the translation is, "I want someone to stand in the shade while I mow and hold my beer." If a woman says, "We need to spend more time together." it translates as, "We are going shopping and you are carrying all the bags." If a man says, "We need to spend more time together." it translates as, "None of my fishing/hunting buddies can get off for a weekend trip to the woods." Then there are other things that pop up. Not dealing with language, but finding alternative uses for various things. Take a home dishwasher for example. The water hits a good 180 to 200 degrees. So, put in
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Internet Relationships Do you Inactivate your web pages and stop Chatting? I engaged in a conversation with a young gentleman where he asked me how did my mate feel about me still having my web pages and chatting with other men. I stated that we have not had the conversation yet but Im open for discussion. So I asked the youngman if he met his mate on the internet does he expect her to inactivate her page. He said yes because he would do the same and he would also stop chatting and expect her to as well. The focus should be on him and he would focus on her. There is no further need for him or her to have the pages once the relationship has been established. On this particular site, I do have a dating profile where my status is involved partner and I indicate that Im there to socialize and network. Ive had the page for years and now I only post pictures on a monthly basis and promote upcoming events. If I have a page specifically to look for a mate and found someone and
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Every guy I have met in the past has just used me as a one night stand. Now it seems that some men think that I'm an easy piece of ass! Tired of getting my heart broke. Not going to let any man walk all over me again. I'm a nice person who is just looking for somebody to share my life with. But, I can find him. All the good ones are already taken or are burnt too badly by bitches! I have guy friends in here that I hold dear, they always know how to put a smile on my face. And I'm grateful for them. Just not going to let another man rip my heart out again. Thank you for reading this old woman's bitching. Just so that everybody knows. The guy I was talking about, was a local guy. No one here in cherrytap has done anything wrong. Wanted to make sure the friends I have in here have been very nice to me. Love ya all.
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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ma
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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over
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Okay in my last blog I stated how sometimes a man's mind can work and also our "Hidden" Needs when it comes to being cuddly, well this time Im going to touch base on something that we all have experienced, and hate. Break up's, now from countless times of consoling female friends of mine after they were dumped by their boyfriends or what ever their releationship was at the time. Ive come to find that a marjority the process of a woman is this...cry, eat, cry, chick flicks, cry some more, eat, complain, anger....anger....more food....then get really drunk and cry because your drunk and emotional. Now Im not saying that is every female each one is different and react's a certain way, but this is mearly and example of what I always saw. But the same question I got asked usually a couple of days after the break up was this.."TIM he's out and about like he's not even affected DID i mean anything to him....?". Now obviously because im a guy I should have the answer right..well sometimes yes,
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Malice's Crypt
I woke up today to a really grey dark miserable day, the laundry isn't gonna dry today ... I hate winter. I did my chores n I text my boyfriend to see how things were goin for him; he's a driver. In the middle of venting at him my phone died so he phoned me on the house phone n cheered me up. Night time seems to turn up too early in winter almost time for me to snuggle up in bed n maybe read my book n be warm n cosy n listen to the rain fallin outside. I love winter
Malin
Malin, as i think of your grin and my world starts to spin, the wholeness of peace once discerned from sin. the tone that you keep soothes angels that weep. the one as the all before we all equal none. the rise and the fall before its even begun commune with love and become immune to grief that smile breaks your lips as i gather my peace if we can all gather good as i rather you would once we become one what was pain is now numb what was once numb now knows touch as a cycles begun teach peace through our touch, and reach out to everyone. with no pain or grief soon suffering's deceased let it disolve incomplete to evolve into peace we learn the most as we sleep practical peace within reach to some its a voice to all its a choice to me it was an angel disguised as a grin a wonderful gift a women, malin.
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Malice
Malice wounds the human heart That sends its hateful pain, Numbs the senses of the soul, and causes the body to wane. Malice is born of envy, With jealousy at its side, Compassions of greed and avarice, In the hardened heart reside. Fear stalks the one who uses Malice as a weapon in life, Slaying all good intentions, Losing the war of inner strife. Bitterness wages the battle Within that troubled mind, Riddled with fears of conquest, The bigotry of humankind. The wedge of seperation has Split the body, mind, and soul, Blinding us to healing solutions, That could make each person whole. Where within human misery, Can malice be allowed to die, Changing all the judgements That fostered "an eye for an eye"? Must unity come through disasters, Making seperation disappear, Leaving all Earths children The common bond of tears? Or are we ready to let go Of the inherited malice we bring, Unhealed parts of our woundedness, And the fears of which we cling?
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Malia
Malicious Prosecution
Mali1989
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich wept Friday as he recalled his late mother's end-of-life illnesses, a moment of poignancy in a notably negative Republican presidential Iowa caucus campaign with four unpredictable days yet to run."I do policy much easier than I do personal," Gingrich told an audience of women as he tried to regain his composure. marc jacobsThe tears flowed as the former speaker was responding to questions about his mother from a pollster and longtime political ally. Gingrich's emotional moment came as his rivals engaged in traditional campaign tactics, and as polls suggested large numbers of Iowa Republicans could change their minds before caucuses Tuesday night provide the first test of the 2012 campaign.Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney sought to marginalize his closest pursuer in most polls, saying, "I don't think Ron Paul represents the mainstream of Republican thought with regards to issues, particularly in foreign policy." Paul gave no ground. "I really can
Malice
I have a need to wonder today about people who need to show personal malice from online,,It seems to me shows a great deal of their integrity and self worth. The need to put others down no matter what the cost while hiding behind the keys seems to me a cowardly move. The trick is ..................................................... To remember the simple fact someone needing to be this wayhas a very unhappy exsistance and i pity people who feel that need. I myself have had a rough year yet far be it for me to judge or hurt anyone for sport is,,,sickening
The Mall Date
He had asked her to meet him in the hotel parking lot. He had told her that a little shopping spree was in store. He told her to wear her CFM sandals, an above the knee skirt and a blouse. She came driving in, ten minutes late, flushed, breathless. He was parked in a remote corner of the lot. She jumped out and as he had "trained" her, came around to his side of the car. "You're late," he said. She started to explain but he stopped her with a gesture. "Late little girls, what happens to them?" She looked down and said "they get spanked." "Do you deserve to be spanked?" She nodded. "Come closer." She did. "Are you wet?" he asked. She nodded. "Show me." "Right here?" she whined. He didn't respond. She inched her skirt up. He extended his arm and slid his fingers under her thong and into her. She was soaked. She knew her face was red and she felt warm. He started talking, sliding his thumb along her clit. "Well you are good and juicy for me, that's delightful my
Mallory
well let me start 1st of by saying i will not be saying any names at all! for a very good reason but i do have lots to say.....I wanna know what the hell gives you the right to do somthing so fucking stupid for the 2nd time BOTH of you!... i mean god gives you a 2nd chance to prove that you are a good person that you can tell whats right from wrong that you can leav the damn drugs alone. he gives you a 2nd chance to bring a child into this world and rase it right and keep it outta harmsway.. and ya know what yall do yall fuck that up so bad.... WHY???? what made them children deserve that??? now there is 3 children in this world wondering why? why they dont and will never know there real parents?HA REAL PARENTS!!! screw that!!!! mabe i should say sprem and egg donor.... what did they do to be treated they way they have been treated!!! .... BOTH of you had the chance... and i remember the day you said she was preg.... you looked me in the eye and said this is my 2nd chance god is trusti
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Mals Doing His Best Poems
I do my best to please everyone From being a friend to being a son Living the way I think is right Sometimes depressed,sometimes bright Always believing life is fun Even if I felt I could run and run Deep breathing, meditation yes tried then all But in trying to walk I take a fall Looking to the Horizon but no one there To full of themselves,or they don't care Computer isn't the answer though I try A regular friend don't make me cry Mal 10/06 Talk to me, why don't you talk to me I sit and stare at the screen and you dont say a word I want to smash that wall down and make you Computer can you hear me, can you hear me. Hey are you so stuck up or is it my age Can you hear me,no well clean your ears You aint polite your a mess hey talk to handsome Can you hear me, hey you can you hear me Hey I don't really care so you just sit there I put my thoughts on paper what do you do Sit there and pretend you want a friend Can you hear me, can you hear me Well I f....
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Mamaj
Hey everyone come check this out website out it is www.piczo.com and add me as a friend our tell me you are thier and i well add you as my friend anyone has aim hit me back Hello to let everyone know today is my birthday Sorry i havent not been on but the baby was in the hospital she just got out today so we where thier for turkey day also she is doing better i hope she is my pround and joy and then my grandamama had past away we had to go out of town for that she past away on nov 11 and then baby got sick
Mama
In Tears I Saw You Sinking, And Watched You Pass Away. My Heart Was Torn Apart, I Wanted You To Stay. But When I Saw You Sleeping, So Peaceful, Free From Pain, How Could I Wish You Back With Me? To Suffer That Again. It Broke My Heart To Lose You, But You Didn't Go Alone, Part Of Me Went With You, The Day God Took You Home. I MISS U MAMA . . . Mama...so many things come to mind whenever I say your name It seems without you in my life things have never been the same What happened to those special memories I had before when I was just a child of yours . . . Mama, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face Yet in my turning...it seems the sound has been erased Mama, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense without you Who will be there to hold me close Only memories of you I hold . . . Mama, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice I'd tell you that out of all the moms you would still
~!~mama To Be~!~
As of Oct 13th I found out I was gonna be a first time mommy. It scared me at first becuz it was something i wasn't sure i was ready for. As time went on and my child started growin i begin to love it everyday. I didn't have any support from tha father day 1 and he abandond us and i knew that i was gonna be a single mom that made me even more nervous. I was raised by a strong woman and she was a single mom wid me and my brother and she did it all alone wid no help. I kno i can make it but i also kno that i have my mom in my corner to help me. She has been my rock thru this whole thing thru my breakdowns to my happy times thru my crazy sick moments lol. Today we saw tha baby for tha first time and we found out that it's a BABYBOY:) So i'm glowin from ear to ear and i can't wait until june to hold him and to see him in person for tha first time:)
Mama Rose@ Cherrytap
I promise to be a nice person and talk to anyone who wants to talk to me. Looks don't matter to me I judge by the way people talk to me and the way they treat me when they talk to me. I'm a nice person and all I ask is people to be nice back.
Mamahilljack
hello my sister got me interested in this and im just trying it out im 51 widow 3 sons all men with there own familys.i love camping fishing spending time with family and kids they keep me young,i go to canada ever year to see my olds son and his wife and my two grandson ages 18and 16 i have two new grand kid brendan michael.and reagain lynn ages 11 mo and 3 mo and one on the way in augs,
Ma Ma Jokes
be charged with sock abuse Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates Yo momma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling Yo momma's forehead is so big you could show slides on it Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving Yo momma's so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand Yo momma's has 3 eyes and the
Mamacitatia
Was going through some old stuff and I found this. Read it back in high school in a Holocaust class and made me think. It's very powerful. "First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade-unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade-unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me." --Reverend Martin Niemller I don't understand how people can be so hurtful and not see they way their words effect other people. I don't understand all the insensitivity. Normally, I brush most things off, but when these heartless words and actions are coming from the one person who supposedly loves you most in the world....then what? Who do you turn to for comfort when this happens? How can you be expected to just deal?
Mama
~mamasgirrl27~
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number" (repost of original by '~Lady Sunmaid~True Southern Sweetheart~' on '2007-09-26 14:55:42') (repost of original by 'bgame63' on '2007-09-26 15:29:06') Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they wan
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Mama
Band : My chemical romance Song & Lyrics : My chemical romance Mama, we all go to hell. Mama, we all go to hell. I'm writing this letter and wishing you well, Mama, we all go to hell. Oh, well, now, Mama, we're all gonna die. Mama, we're all gonna die. Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry, Mama, we're all gonna die. And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah. You made us, oh, so famous. We'll never let you go. And when you go don't return to me my love. Mama, we're all full of lies. Mama, we're meant for the flies. And right now they're building a coffin your size, Mama, we're all full of lies. Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue, You should've raised a baby girl, I should've been a better son. If you could coddle the infection They can amputate at once. You should've been, I could have been a better son. And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us
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Mamamia
...Why i don't go to the cinema that often. The reason being that when i do want to go there is nothing worth seeing other than the tons of identical mainstream rubbish that passes for entertainment. So, last night i went to see some mainstream rubbish...No, it wasn't rubbish as it goes but it was entertaining. Went to see Mamamia but haven't decided as yet if it lived up to the hype . It was quite good and might have been wonderful, if only I hadn't been distracted by the hysterical laughter at inopportune moments from the other cinema goers. Sound familiar to anyone? WTF are you all laughing at? Every time anyone finished a sentence, they were in fits of laughter and I just wasn't able to concentrate. I'm not being a killjoy or anything but laughing continually, what's all that about i demand to know? I didn't hear anyone laughing when Pierce Brosnan was singing and THAT was funny. Got to big up The Walters (Julie), she really lifted it towards the end, plus shefs a local girl. Yo
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Mama Gail
Well, a dear old friend of mine invited me to Fubar!! I already have a myspace and facebook...however, I always found Facebook to be a little boring because you can't decorate it. Myspace is fun because you can! I'm now finding more and more stuff I can do on fubar...including the decorating!! And the 24 hour "bouncers" who answer any an all questions that we have to get us through the learning process!! I love that!! Myspace doesn't have anything like that!! Sharry, if you read this, thanks for inviting me to Fubar!!! It should prove to be fun and a good way for us to be in touch!!
Mama Bear And Daddy
As much as i wanted to see You both before i left and went back home, it isn't going to happen. i wanted You both to know You have impacted my life in so many ways. because of You i have learned that i am strong, and not to fear my emotions. i have grown so much since i met You almost two years ago. i thank You for guiding me to be the woman that i am today. i love You both to the depths of my soul, and wish things would have worked out differently than it has. You were my perfect owners, and will never find another to come close to what You mean to me. You have awaken me fully, the song bring me to life has more meaning to me than anyone could ever imagine. You have brought me to life. You both have my world and i wish You the best and all the happiness in the universe. love You always and forever Mama Bear and Dadddy's princess
Mamasita As Jersey Girl!
i need a true valentine hollar at you'r girl if available! what you see is what ya get!
Mama
its been almost 3 months since she's been gone. she finally made herself present last wed. scared her grandson to death, but at least we know she is there with us.
Mama Says
I woke up laughin @ myself this morning from the shit I did last nite..or tried to do. Let me start with saying that if any1 owns a BB, it's very hard to take a pic of yourself(my teen age daughter won't do ANYTHING, especially pics)...so my pics r from my cell, taken in a mirror. Ok, I promised a friend a would make a foot/toe salute for him, harmless enough I think. But, I wanted to be creative w/it...BIG MISTAKE!!! 1st of all, I had the bright idea of standing with my foot up by my face & the salute....are ya startin to see where this is goin? I didn't want to do it sitting or lying down as to not give any ideas of the whole "ankles by the ears" thing. So, I tried putting the salute between the toes, but it looked like I had toes missing besides bending the paper. Literally almost 10 pics later, I tried sitting....on my excercise ball. NOT a great idea. I tried everything, but I just couldn't get everything in the pic. Do you have any idea how hard it is to NOT
Mama Always Said
Never leave home not knowing what's out there in life
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Mambo422003 Is A Downrater!
Ok so I'm doing my typical "I'm Bored" thing & giving people my 11's & this guy comes back & rates one of my pics a 1 & another a 9. His reason when asked was "Thay was not you" Um ok it's THEY not THAY. The next pic he did give a 10 but that's just totally NOT COOL! mambo422003@ CherryTAP Beware friends I guess if your pics are not of you he'll downrate them. WHAT AN ASS!
Mamertine
Mami's Blog
hello everyone, i have been really busy working and dont have the time right now to be on the internet. i will be back soon. Dear readers, On friday september 29, i am moving. i wont have the internet untill the internet gets hooked back up. I will be back!!! hope I get to make more friends out there in cherryvill!!! later. well, i am back after moving day! on october 3 i had my gallblatter removed. Im doing good now and in the recovery process.
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Mamis Dark Angels
SO I AM STARTING THIS THING CALLED MAMIS DARK ANGELS. I WANT ALL THE GOTHIC VAMPIRIC DARK GIRLS TO FEEL THEY ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVERYONE ELSE SO IF U WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS NEW THING LEAVE ME SB OR PRIVATE MSG. RULES: 1) YOU MUST ADD/RATE/FAN ALL FELLOW ANGELS 2) YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE PIC 3) YOU MUST AT LEAST 5 GOTHIC/VAMPIRE PICTURES 4) YOU MUST HELP ANYONE THAT COMES TO YOU TO HELP LEVEL THEM. AND TRY TO LET YOUR FELLOW ANGELS KNOW AS WELL. How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so muc
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Mammah Cass
OMGawth. If you look in the album - McKensie Ortega, you'll see five new sonogram pictures! Two of which state the fact that... yes. I am havin' a GIRL. You're lookin' at the future McKensie Lucinda Ortega. Lucinda for my mother. ;< Wierd woman that she is. < I mean, seriously. How am I supposed to be HAPPY in that sort of weather?! Actually, I am. It's a dry cold. So there's no snow. Or sleet. Or rain. So I'm pretty happy. Just sucks when I want to go smoke (I smoke outside... Smoke less, and my house doesn't smell funky.) Not much else. Posted a new bulletin. About spamming. Wonder if anyone will understand what the crap I'm talkin' about. I think I'll start it off with a FUNNY threat/bulletin. See if anyone cares to further it along, you know? Never know. People are like cattle, you can prod them in the right direction, but sometimes you just have to give up on the stupid ones and eat 'em. :D - Cass. What's goin' on?! My first Blog. Great readin', I'm sure. Not much to
Mamma I Love You
Mamma I Love You You are my, life my heart. I've always loved you, and I never did or do stop loving you. either though I don't show it to you that much like i should. Your always in my thoughts when i go to sleep and wakeup in the mornings. When thoughs years we could'nt see each other the more you was on my mind. there were times that I would just start to cry anywhere and not know why I was crying. There's Times that I would cry in my sleep . Either though I was Not around you that much till like almost 9 years now. And till this day mamma I will always Love You Forever!!!!! Written By Bessie Marie Meadows
Mamma's Bibble
MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >
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The Man
Man
Sitting here the little man stirring. Feeling like a pubescent boy trapped in a man's body. What makes a man a man, not a boy? Is it how his body looks and feels? Is it how he sees the world? Is it that he takes responsibility for his actions? Is it how he treats others? Is it how he treats his mother? Or is it how he acts rather than reacts?
Man
A Man
A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
Man
The Man
THE MAN ALWAYS TELLING HER THINGS SHE WANTS TO HEAR. THE MAN WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS IN HER EAR. THE MAN LETTING HER BELIEVE SHE IS ALL THAT . THE MAN JUST WANT TO TAP HER ASS. THE MAN ALWAYS THINKING WITH HIS POLE. THE MAN LEAVING HER HEART WITH A EMPTY WHOLE.
The Man
So 881039 just had his mumm entitled 'Bald Beavers' nuked when someone complained that it was nsfw. I missed her name dammit, but she obviously belongs back on MySpace. Why am I writing this? Because in the highest and mightiest possible way, she chewed out all of the commenters as well for 'not knowing what nsfw meant. Then she reported the mumm. Funny thing is, there wasn't a single direct mention of human anatomy anywhere in the mumm. I personally was commenting about Canada's national rodent. I think I voted nay to shaving them because they really need that thick pelt, especially at this time of year. So why did the mumm get deleted I wonder? Any suggestions? Did anyone catch that miserable whiny bitch's name?
A Man
"I will Love you So, for always" - I walk around my own world and as I look around I can see my heart on the floor and my soul covered in blood.. Pain fills the heart of a young man who fights to separate himself from his own wounds and shortcomings, is there hope? Am I alone... -everything seems meaningless for my efforts to breathe life into my lost soul has no success, but giving up was not an option for the only thing I know is nothing stays the same forever.... -As my journey continues I followed petals from a rose which lead me to woman, not ur ordinary typical faint glance of beauty but a woman of soul who's very exsistance is to behold... -My only reaction was to drop to my knees in awe, in revelation, in joy, in love. For once I saw happiness for what it is and not for what it can be.. -As I look upon her I feel strong but inadequate, nevertheless she empowers the blood within me I have nothing to offer to such an angel bu
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Man
my boyfriend is planning on pranking me one day soon. i figured it would come to that and i can't really think of any good pranks to pull and he has one hell of a good one. so.. i was wondering, do anyone have a really good prank i can pull without causing any harm. What is one thing that human kind can not go without?
The Man
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Man
And a man sat aloneDrenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said:"We do not like to see you so sad... "Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it."The man said: "I want to have good sight."The vulture replied: "You shall have mine." The man said: "I want to be strong."The jaguar said: "You shall be strong like me." Then the man said: "I long to know the secrets of the earth."The serpent replied: "I will show them to you." And it went with all the animals.And when the man had all the gifts that they could give......he left.Then the owl said to the other animals:"Now the man knows much and is able to do many things...suddenly i am afraid."The deer said: "The man has all that he needs.""Now his sadness will stop."But the owl replied: "No""I saw a hole in the man..."Deep like a hunger he will never fill..."It is what makes him sad and what makes him want.""He will go on taking and taking..."Until one day the world will say:"I am no more and I have no
A Man Admits
So, my dear minions I have returned after a long sabbatical. Do not fret the cynicism has only grown in intensity and will continue to do so till the day I take my last breath on this planet. Of course, being a Murphy; we all know the LAW that goes along with that, and with my belief structure at its current point, if I am wrong the cynicism will be eternal. That being said kiddies lets get to the main course: Dildos in driveways: I have seen a handful of interesting things as a mail man. I have seen an 80 year old man naked in his place of work. Ironically called the "Stripping Workshop", it refurbishes old wood furniture. I have seen a woman of fiftyish soaking wet in a bath robe while the man of the house who was atleast 70 sitting on the couch with his pants open and his old man junk hanging out. Viagra may just be a curse. My personal favorite was knocking on a man's door to get his signature for a letter and hear a dog yelping. No big deal right? I mean dogs yelp, after al
Managment Issues
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The man below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due t
Man And Woman
Subject: Fwd: CREATION NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!! FUNNY! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastene
Ma Name
MA BIRTH NAME ISZ PEDRO CRUZ BUT WEN I GOT TO THA USA IT WAZ CHANGED TO AARON TAYLOR SO YALL CAN CALL ME EITHA 1 OR JUSZ CALL ME JUNIIOR
Management
Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift She got in and crosse
A Man And His Apple
When I see an apple hanging from the tree, I don't worry what the rules are because the snake says, "Take it!" And I take it, gentlemen. I take it screaming.
Management Lessons
Man And Woman Jokes
Why do men like blond jokes?? Because they can understand them. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. It has never happened. Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Wife: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Husband: Your sense of humor. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
Management
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Management For Gaia Levellers
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Management
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the fun
Management
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral
A Man Against All Odds
~xWICKEDxKINGx~ THE ONE MAN AGAINST ALL ODD'S He 's now here but in a trans of the past that haunts his thoughts... day by day he reflects by the mirror pushing for the truth? A truth to why so much pain has been sent for him 2 deal with?.. though he's made it this far he wonders if it will ever come to it's end... ...Placed in the harsh's reality was the begining for this young man I speck on, can u pictuer your world starting out with unspeackable? turTh on sundays was a escape from the home known as hell or the daily visits 2 his lil' cuz's 2 play on the frountier of 61.st 2 free the young boys mind. As time pased he grew and the hood became something like a home, gangs ,repin the set 2 the fullest came first hand and easy 2 deal with. a mother who left and a father who was put 2 the payvment
Manage Photos/mainstreethost
It's a good idea to make a nice portfolio on line, it makes potential employers easier to access. Just be creative and informative but the biggest problem people have is spelling, make sure you spell check it and look it over multiple times. On resumes spelling is the number one problem that potential employers look at, seems trivial but it can be the difference between landing a good job and not. Just start one up and take your time and think it through and get other peoples opinions first before you post it.
The Man And The Plan
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Manali Tour Package
A time comes when every one stressed down with their hectic life shedule and looks for place where he can take his family and friends and spend some quality time together. Well there are so many destinations world-wide having their distinctive features but if you are planning for vacations in India then look no further than Manali undoubtedly one of the most sought after tourist destination gathers great number of visitors world-wide. A stunning hill station in the state of Himachal Pradesh, it is one such state whose significance and splendour is just beyond the words and visual description. Every year from different parts of the world people visit this hill station in a great numbers with different holidaying purpose. Due to its enigmatic beauty and all time soothing climatic conditions it is often referred to as ‘Switzerland in India’. It’s really tough to define some thing about such place where tourism is the major contributor in economy as it offers employ
Man Bashing
Q:How many honest, intelligent, carng, men in the world does it take to do the dishes. A: Both of them Q:Why did the man cross the road? A:He heard the chicken was a slut Q:Why dont women blink during foreplay? A:They dont have time Q:What do men and sperm have in commen? A:They both hsve a one in a millon chance of becoming human Q:How does a man shows he is planning for the future? A:He buys 2 cases of beer Q:What is the difference between men and goverment bonds? A:The bond matures Q:Why are blond jokes so short? A:So men can remember them Q:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A:we dont know it has never happened Q:Why is it so difficult to find men who are senistive,caring,and good looking? A:They already have boyfriends Q:What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is every night A:A widow Q:Why are married women heavier than single woman? A:Single women come home see whats in the fridge and go to bed,Marri
Man Behind This Mask
Who am I behind so many masks? To tell the truth I do not know. I find myself in a place, or rather in a world that I do not even know who I am. I can say who I wish I was or I wish I could be, but rather to give out the plain simple truth, I do not know this mask man I see in the mirror. All I see is a wanna be in life. A wanna be accepted in something I do not understand myself. I smile when I see a person laugh, frown with a human when they cry. Is that how I really am? Do I enjoy life? Do I enjoy who I am? I wear a mask to hide myself from me. I am afraid of who I could be vs. who I can be. I can be great at things, yet I hold myself back to continue to learn the same things over from fresh pair of eyes. Will I ever take off this mask?
Manchester Man
Manchester man was charged yesterday in two city robberies over the past month, including one involving a pick-up truck that crashed through a laundromat, police said. Dale Calawa, 46, of 569 Montgomery St., #1, was charged with robbery of the Shell gas station at 887 Hanover St., on Nov. 24, police said. He faces a charge of criminal liability to the crime of burglary for his role in the Nov. 10 burglary at the Rose Laundromat, 399 Dubuque St. A pickup track crashed through the front door and three men stole a cash box, according to Det. Lt. Nick Willard. Calawa was being held at the Hillsborough House of Correction on a probation violation when police charged him. On Friday, another man, Arthur Durham, 41 of Manchester, was arraigned on charges connected to those crimes. Durham faces charges in five robberies and one burglary.
The Man Code!!!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l
Man Code
I cant take cedit for this as i saw it on a bulletin but found it so funny i had to share it!Except #11 which i thought was just fucked up! This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up
Man Cited For Dwi At Ark Drive-thru
Man Cited for DWI at Ark. Drive-Through By Associated Press Tue May 22, 6:13 PM CAMDEN, Ark. - A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald's restaurant. Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m. Saturday after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through. In a police report, Officer William Mahon said he found Forte asleep inside the car with the engine running and his right foot on the brake. The report said Forte offered Mahon $10 for his food order when Mahon tried to wake him. Forte's blood alcohol level was registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. Forte was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and was later released. A telephone number for Forte could not be found Tuesday and it was not known if he had a lawyer. Copyright 2
Man Couldn't Smell Wifes Decaying Body
By TIM PERONE, Wire Services PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom July 29, 2007 -- A man in Harlingen, Texas, who says he lacks the sense of smell was shocked to learn his missing wife had not run away but had died in their home three days earlier. "I never smelled anything and I still don't smell anything," said 50-some- thing Eugene Pilouw, who blamed diabetes for his inability to detect her body decomposing in a storage room. His daughter found the body. nypost.com
A Man Called Banjo
Man Called Banjo
A MAN CALLED BANJO My life story in a nut shell ,true fact's about the man you know as Banjo with a little humor added but what the heck you probably will like to read it any how.I enjoy telling it. Here's how it started -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On September 13,1943 the most wonderful thing occured that brought lots of joy and happiness to a certain family,at the time they all thought I looked like a Larry so thats what they named me I was told my Grand Pa Jesse Cline named me . I was Borned in Wyoming Co. in the township of Hanover , a rural community in the south western hills of Wva .Forty miles from the nearest Town and just as far back in a hollar as you could walk on foot . It was in a log cabin farm house belonging to my Grand Pa where I first set foot on this land . I was told that the Doctor came on horse back crossing over three moutain ranges following a Horse and buggy trail th
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Mandy Morrison's Mind Dun Dun Dun
Leave me to my late night session, Falling deeper and deeper into depression. Invading my mind are hidden fears, Leaving me to helpless tears. Mistakes caused you to stare, Proving none of you cared. Im forced to keep this date, Loosing control of my state, Playing games with fate, Tormented by loneliness as I wait. I thought I found my way, But the cure could not stay. All of you must see, You are better off without me. Theres nothing left to teach, Help is way beyond my reach. Im forced to keep this date, Loosing control of my state, Playing games with fate, Tormented by loneliness as I wait. So heres my tragic song, Ive held my feelings for far too long. I will rid myself of sorrow And be alive again tomorrow. In your life Ive left a mark, Now I must be greeted by the dark. seriously i watched that show all summer and am so pissed how it turned out. there was so much talent on that show and they pick fucking luckas...
Manda's Cherry Blog.
Hey y'all. As some of you know, I got a job in California recently as a model and I'm about to leave for that soon. Very very excited!! Like most actresses/actors, models and the like, I had to think of a "stage name" because you don't want to go by your real name. You could, but they strongly advise against it. As of this morning, my stage name that I will go by is Brandy Dallas. Has a nice ring to it. And, I REALLY sound like a Texan when I say it, lol. So, what do y'all think of my new alias? ;) Just for fun...If you were to think of a stage name for yourself, what would it be? Post your comments below. Love y'all! Have a great night. XOXOXO. I'll be headed to southern California in less then two weeks for a new job and with the hopes of making it my career. This job/career is in the modeling industry. I'm excited, nervous, anxious and scared, but I'm wanting October 1st to hurry the hell up and get here, lol. I'm more excited then anything though. So, being just a g
Mandas Blog
Hey I'm new here so its going to take a awhile to get used to everything, Heres a little about me I'm happily married to my wonderful husband this year is out tenth year wedding annivesary!! I'm so excited, I have 2 great kids and 2 crazy dogs, My likes are scarey movies, taking pictures, long walks, being with my family and friends and just enjoying life. My dislikes are dirty dishes, rude people, and bills lol. I'm pretty laid back and happy go lucky most of the time but I do have a temper :)
Mandi
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a foursome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Of course, I go to nudist events all the time 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both
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hey i believe i can get along with anyone im easy going love heavy metal. my fav bands are byzatine,lamb of god ,blackdamp,god for bid,andi love my kids and husband would love everyone to check out blackdamps video on my music on her.
Manda ' Thoughts
well im new here trying to figure all this out. it all seems pretty cool so far. im a myspace person but im getting bored on there so this will be a good change for me. anyways stay tuned for more blogs to come.....
Manda
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. A dark world for only me A dark bond one cannot see It wraps me up in its cocoon And holds me fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling me to the fold Like silken thread it holds me fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind me closer and keep me strong In a dark world, where I belong. I'm scared, I'm completely terrified actually. scared of what will happen if i see you again and scared of what will happen if i don't i cant believe i fell so hard i knew you weren't going to be there to catch me of course shes gonna say shes "okay" and flash that famous smi
Manders- The Dork
Random facts about meeeeeeee!!! 1) I am a thrill-seeker and I know who I get it from... I am always trying to push my limits (but promise not to get myself killed in the process). It's the adrenaline rush that gets me goin!! 2) I can make anyone laugh or bring a smile to their face. If there's somethin goin on in you life and you talk to me, you'll most likely be smiling by the end of the conversation!!! I should put "Extreme people person" on my resume of accomplishments. LOL 3) I like doing yoga. Yoga, for me, is a way to release stress (not that kind of stress... get your mind out of the damn gutter!) and relax. 4) I am very spontaenous. If it's 2am and wanna do something, let's go! You choose... if you don't, be prepared to hold onto the "Oh shit!" handle in the car. LMAO Just kidding! 5) Sugar and caffeine are my best buds! If I have enough, i'm bouncin from wall to wall! It's almost like i've been drinkin alcohol... Nice, eh? 6) I swear I have ADHD! I could be h
Mandy Train Blog
So I leave soon, and those who I've spoken to about it know where I am going. So I just wanted to say ta-ta for now, and maybe in 2 weeks time I will see you all again. Take care and all that jazz, and if you really wanna know, find me on my stickam page. Alright, talk to you all later. --Mandy Keep the train running in my abscense! As some of you may know, certain people on here were rude assholes and made dreadfull comments about me on some people's comments and went into chats and were talking behind my back. Well, I was given some of the copied chat and I found out who the people were. Here are just some excerpts from the chat logs: Saying "She needs to die"? That is something you say to everyone? I think that is damn LOW of someone to do. "She acts like a slut on here", yeah ok, I believe 99.99% of us do, we are putting our pictures up here to whore them, so everyone is a slut. "Haha she should die from cancer". That really put me over the top. If you REALLY feel that way
Manda's Blog
So, I still dont have internet. Using it here and there at friends' houses. If you want another way to contact me, let me know :) *HUGS* 1st--Where I've Been Aug 7-10- The Gathering... My first ever. Totally awesome. Sad I missed ICP's seminar tho. coulda got J's solo album... like an original one rather than burning it, of course its just a burned cd anyway. 2 of my friends got it tho. Went to the autograph tent to see twiztid & waited 5 hrs just for them to leae rite before i got to the front. So i got to talk to abk & icp instead. the next day i waite another 5 hrs, but got to see blaze & twiztid. talked to em for a minute, then as i walked off realized Madrox had forgotten to sign my shirt! lol. Went back but was told I'd have to get back in line, in which case icp would be back by the time i got to the front again. lol. thought it was kinda funny. All the shows were pretty cool. wasnt there for Andrew W.K. tho, apparently he was kicked off stage for being a douche. Stood fro
Mandy And I
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Mandatory Military Service
I never really understood the sayings making a killing or getting away with murder until I took a job with a sales company in Merriville, Indiana. I was eighteen years old and had never had a sales job before, so I did not know what to expect. Six days later my life changed abruptly, and I vowed never to work a sales job again. It was a business to business sales position, selling useless novelty junk for practically nothing. During my six days of employment with the company, I sold things like a large cardboard book with ten smaller childrens books inside for five dollars, magazine subscriptions, three pairs of scissors that will cut a penny for five dollars, orthopedic can openers, toy car sets and many other mostly useless things. More than we were selling these crap items, we were selling ourselves. We were required be well groomed, fairly articulate and wear business suits. My seamstress girlfriend volunteered to tailor a suit for me. After a trim and a shower, I was in bu
Mandatory Memory
Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee Never any chains, hopeless and free Times spent entwined Must be etched deep in mind Never any chains, hopeless and free Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee
Mandys Thoughts
I feel like I'am losing my best friend we're drifting apart. I don't know what goes on in your life anymore. We hardly keep in touch. I feel i've been replaced by someone else in your life and it tears my heart to shreds. I know you don't mean to do this but it is how i feel right now. I'am hurt and jealous. I hope you realize how i feel now and together we can work this out so out friendship does not get any worse. I'm sorry if i upset you. I'm telling you how i feel but it something i needed to say. Nicole you mean the world to me and i could not stand another day with out you in my life. Please come back. I miss you and love you so much. Your aunt coco to my son and he never gets to see you. hes grown so big and youve missed all of that. i need you in my life. Thats all i have to say. Please comment and tell me what i should do? I call her she wont answer. She moved in to a house so i dont know where she lives. please help me. HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Mandy
LIFE IS SHORT LIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes another great night with the man. i love him so much.
Manda Marie
HA HA ITS MY BIRTHDAY I AM 25 :-) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WONDERFUL ME..... AND MANY MANY MORE ... TILL I AM 29.... THEN I WILL STAY 29 FOR 5 YEARS THEN I WILL BE 30 LMAO Humm ikay new at this... dont know how to get the pic in back of my profile... hummm can someone help me out with that and ummm lets see i live in hell... and when it ask for my zip code wallago well mmmmmmmm i dont think we have one this far south. ha ha ha Naw i am a native here in Texas :-) I have 2 kids that drive me fucking crazy! and I have a husband that does the same but in a good way lol then there are the inlaws - hate is such a strong word... at the moment i really really really fucking dislike them and my husband is at work for the next 2 weeks so I will be all alone !!! I need a Margarita. Goin to the freezer... Im out Manda
Man Down
OK i'm gonna use this space to give my friend in avenol some love and see if i can get any of you hotties to write him. he's down for a minute and doesn't have alot of girls to write him and when you are in the pen its always great to have some females to penpal with so if any of you great girls would like to write him here's his name and addy..... John Tapia K24316 (250-118up) P.O.Box 9 avenol ca 93204 he's a really great guy and i would be nice of you to drop him a line
Mandah
Does Ms. Chipmunk know how you stalk my page... Does she know that you beg for my friendship?? I bet she doesnt.. i have asked you to leave me be time and again. I havent blocked you yet because i dont want to be the bad one.. Whats funny is you come to my page beg for me to talk you and then re fucking block me like its your business.. Rock out do you.. But leave me alone.. i am happy in life without you.. and dont want you to bother me.. is it that hard to see??? Have i not made it clear there is no spot in my life for friends like you?? HAVE I NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!! God is that hard.. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! okay i feel better now... thanks have a good one!!
A Man Doesn't Cry!
A Man doesn't cry. And a man isn't shy. Again. A Man doesn't cry. And a Man isn't shy. either. It is in Genesis that the Lord told Adam that he will work very hard for his food. Thorns, weeds & Thistles will come forth out of the ground. In Job The Lord told Job Be strong like a man. and Humble means to make yourself lowly not softly. Either. For the race is not given to the swift, neither to the strong. But for the one that endureth the word. This just means it doesn't matter how strong or how fast you are in the journey. It matters about how much word you acquire in you. And how much word you take in and believe in and act upon it. I have never seen the righteous forsaken. Neither his seed begging bread. What I get out of this scripture is: If you are righteous then you will never be forsaken and your children(seed) will not beg for bread. Either.
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well i think anything is real may be a lil daydreaming but yeah i think that u can have a conection with some one on fubar or chatting but fubar love or real love its no real!
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hi my name is mandy and i am 24 years old. I am a fun loving crazy gurl and i like to do lots of things. a few years ago i was diagnosed with a brain tumor in my pituitary gland. It causes me to have really bad migraines, and as long as i have it i cannot have children. Right now I am working on trying to save money to have the surgery i need to have it taken out. I do not have medical insurance and now that i have a prediagnosed condition i cannot find any insurance that will cover it. I have tried all of the organizations but they wont pay for it because its not cancerous. I really just need to save 750 dollars to see the neurologist and when they say i need the surgery i will be able to pay for the rest in payments. If anyone knows any organizations that may be able to help that i may not have tried please let me know. Also if you would like to help me i have set up a paypal account for donations and i would appreciate any amount of help anyone could give. thank you in advance!
Mandy Muffin
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Mandalore
The Mandalorian culture began with a warrior race known as the Taungs, from the Roon system, that conquered the planetary system of Mandalore sometime before the 7,000 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin). Mandalore the First led them to drive the native mythsaurs to extinction and use the remains to build their cities. The Taungs then used the main planet of Mandalore as their base of operations as they began the conquest of as much of the galaxy as they could. The militant Taungs fought in the Great Sith War under the leadership of Mandalore the Indomitable between 4,000 and 3,996 BBY and swore their allegiance to the Sith when the Indomitable was defeated in combat by Uliq Qel Droma, a fallen Jedi and chief Lieutenant of the Dark Lord Exar Kun. This led to further Mandalorian expansion and the beginnings of False War tactics under the leadership of Mandalore the Ultimate and his chief Lieutenant, Cassus Fett around 3,960 BBY. The Ultimate was defeated and killed by the Jedi Revan
Mando'ade
This isn't complete, but it is a start. Verbs * a'den (AH-den) - to rage * atiniir (ah-teen-EER) - to endure, to stick with, to tough it out * baatir (BAH-teer) - to care, to worry about * beten - to sigh * brokar - to beat (heartbeat, drumbeat * cuyir - to be, to exist * dinuir (DEE-noo-eer) - to give * duraanir - to look down upon, to hold in contempt, to despise * duumir - to allow * ganar - to have * gaan - to want * hettir - to burn * hibirar - to learn * hukaatir (HOO-kaht-EER) - to protect, to cover, to shield * jehaatir - to lie * jorso'ran - shall bear (archaic imperative form) * jurir - to bear, to carry * jorhaa'ir - to speak * jurkadir - to mess with someone (lit: to brandish a saber) * kar'taylir - to know * k'uur(koor) - to hush, be quiet, to shut up * liser - to be able to, can * motir - to stand * narir (nah-REER) - to act (carry out), to do * nartir (nah-ree-TEER) - to place, to put * nau'ur (also: sometimes seen as naur) (now-00R) - to light up * nau
Mandingo
Wow what a difference time makes. I was use to be on this site heavy and then i started noticing the change, so i said, maybe it is just me and then i said it can't be. So i broke out for a minute. But me the type of man that don't like to give up on something decided to come back. this time i told myself, make a new profile and just advertise, what can it hurt? Well personally speaking nothing can hurt me, but i can't say the same for everyone. the more i run into people on all these different sites, i find them using more filtering efforts to find sensible people to socialize with, it shocked me. I can't blame them, look what most of the people on here have to offer, stupidity, games, ignorance, no social skills and a lack of home training. This is the same way they apply to socializing on the street. Being on this site makes it easier for them to get away with shit without suffering an ass whipping.People sites like this one has become infected every second that passes by such huma
Mandi
Man Eater
Man-eater
Inhale... white tennis shoes, calling me boo, gangsta lean, ebonics, grills, pants that hang almost as low as boxers, farenheit, no belt, no car.....no license, one set of sheets, jerseys (sometimes they are ok), unbrushed teeth, the smell of feet permeating your place, dumbing yourself down, wearing hats as a hairstyle, shotty gangbanger/jailbird tattoos, eyebrow/belly button rings, fast food junkies, mamma's boy, long hair, girlfriends, empty fridge, inconsiderate, overly emotional, couch potato, ect... ...exhale. There are two types of tattoo artists. The pill popping drunk hard knocks type and then there is the hot sexy nice yet cocky type. I lean towards the 2nd, I don't know what it is about them but it is such a turn on!!! It is so fun for me right now cause I have been hitting up all the local shops looking at portfolios in search of a new artist to do some work on me...I'm thinking a mermaid. Sooo much fun flirting.
M An Eleven
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
No, this isn't a joke, although I did laugh hysterically upon reading the headline. "A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside."Read article here: http://www.wmur.com/news/30037563/detail.html#ixzz1uWB6RSmR
Man Found Dead In Bear Cage During A Beer Fest
Body Is Found in Bear Cage at Serb Zoo By Associated Press 2 hours ago BELGRADE, Serbia - The lifeless body of a man was found in a bear cage Sunday in the Belgrade Zoo, an official said. Zoo employees found the body during a routine check of the cage, which has no roof, Belgrade emergency service doctor Nada Macura said, without giving details. The Beta news agency, citing doctors, said the man was 22 years old and had injured his head, abdomen and legs, but that it was not immediately clear if the injuries were sustained from the fall or were inflicted by the animals. The Belgrade Zoo is located within the ancient Kalemegdan fortress in the city center. A restaurant is located just above the zoo, and thousands have visited the fortress this week for a beer festival. Local media speculated he might have fallen off a wall into the bear enclosure during the night. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast,
The Man For Me
In the entire world, there is no other place I would rather be Than right next to you each and every single day of my life As long as I am with you, I know that everything is going right Through the good times or the hard times that may occur I am the girl who will stay beside you through thick and thin Here for all time to guide you through the darkest night Bringing you into the brightest light of the new dawning day There is nothing that can go wrong when we are together And when I lay down, all I want to feel is you next to me Holding you tightly against me as I kiss you softly good night Within me is a feeling that I will never let slip from my grasp Showing me that all we have is time to see us through to the end Not one day will arrive where I would ever let you down Since I am here to hold my ground, and make everything true Although I do know that you are going through so much now Constantly feeling confused on which way you should turn Even with all that, I wi
Mangledanarchy
A Man Got His Wish....be Careful What You Wish For!!(lol)
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and did the laundry, fold the laundry, put the laundry away, stopped at the gas station to fill up, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dogs. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, Cl
Manga
Inuyasha Fruit Basket Absolute boyfriend when I am done reading all the books I am going to start to read Vampire Knight and start reading Yaoi manga lol
Mango
October --- Jeez - I never let Mango out but he slips out every so often, especially if the kids leave the back door open. Then he makes his quick escape - and off he goes. Well - there have been times when he was gone for a day - but he's been gone since the beginning of the week and it's now Thurs. I don't like to look - but I've been peeking on the side of the roads hoping not to see any squashed kitties - but no Mango. So I imagine he's at a neighbors house - as the hurricane remnants caused a lot of rain here today. And the problem is that I leave for the gulf coast Sat morning for my high school 25th reunion. So he'll be outside - or wherever- until Sunday when I get back. He's fixed and usually fixed males don't wander -- but someone must be feeding him. I've never lost a pet before - and it hurts..... Well - Mango came back when I got back on Sunday - a little banged up but no worse for the wear - then he slipped out again and I haven't seen him in 3 days.... sig
Man-haters
It constantly amazes me that women like Ellie (http://www.lostcherry.com/user/200468) find what men do to be somehow a bad thing. I guess it's bad that men want to pursue women as friends, because we might want to do something beyond being just a friend with them? I dunno .... God knows it's not what we were designed for. LOL Girls, can you give me any clues here? I mean, really, why is it such a bad thing that I don't pursue men as friends on here? If a guy came to me, I wouldn't deny him because he's a guy, I'd give him a chance and see what he's like, but I wouldn't be interested in him in any way other than that. Who knows, we might end up being pretty good friends, but it's simply not something I would pursue on here. Let me put it this way .... to all you straight women out there ... when you put out a search, do you search for women? I'm guessing not, but correct me if I'm wrong. And yeah, I have almost entirely women on my friends list. That's who I want to meet ..
A Man & His Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.At first the guy just waits, but then he sta
Man Help Me Someone
man i am new to this whole net thing and all do some time away from the real world so how the hell do i get to make some morphs or who can do one for me like i said i am new to this shit so please someone look out for me
Manhood Rules
The International Rules of Manhood: 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is stri
The Man Himself Answered Me
->SCRAPPER: I remember there first match up, it was so bloody, they had the crowd going. ->SCRAPPER: There still good to watch anyway, I'm watching Stephen Bonner and Forest Griffen. ->SCRAPPER: Do you ever watch UFC? Its on right now, I know im over here in germany, we watch it on AFN, there all reruns ->SCRAPPER: how many emails about MUMMS do you get a day? ->SCRAPPER: I've read it, but I thought it said you would reset monthly, anyway, thats cool ->SCRAPPER: I do SCRAPPER: you can make friends mumms... ->SCRAPPER: thats when I lost my priviliges was in Feb. SCRAPPER: read my blog.....i dont handle that anymore ->SCRAPPER: I've supported the site, I've bought VIP's for me and my wife, I've bought three HH since I've been a member since the beginning of Feb. ->SCRAPPER: I'm just asking, could you please turn my MUMM privileges back on? ->SCRAPPER: wife is almost here though, less then a month ->SCRAPPER: me, i'm getting ready to go to bed in a few hrs., had a long day ->
Man Hatin Right Now
Man-hater#1's First Rant
Man In The Elevator Joke
man walks into an elevator and theres a women in there so he stands next to her, after a while he turns to the lady and said can i smell your pussy? the women taken back in disgust slaps him and says NO!! so the man calmly looks at her and said must be you feet then.
Manicmonkey
hey im new here so view my profile and talk to me if u want.
Manifesto
Live like your dying Drive it like you stole it Fuck it like your trying to hurt it Deny everything Regret nothing The Meaning of Life: A man dies, goes to Heaven and meets God, He asks God, why the world is such a mess? There is pain, injustice, cruelty, suffering. Why didnt you do something? Why didnt you send someone to help? God replies: I did, I sent you! Live with intention Walk to the edge Listen hard Practice wellness Play with abandon Laugh Choose with no regret Continue to learn Appreciate your friends Do what you love Live as if this is all there is.
* Manifest *
* MANIFEST * ********************************************************************************************* * your dreams into reality and your reality into your dreams * *********************************************************************************************
Man In The Mirror
As she looks in the mirror she sees herself as a mom, a wife, a sister,a friend, and a daughter. Others view her as so much more then she can ever know or understand. She has her good friends that treat her like a lady and others who just see her for a lil fun and that she can be used and abused with. She knows that one day she will look back and see that those people were just using her for a cheap thrill,or to get something from and nothing more. She is interested in the friends that treat her like a lady, and really have gotten to know her. She likes their comments to and about her, and sometimes she doesn't know how to take the compliments, but she is learning everyday that they are the truth, yet sometimes feels like a dream. She has dreams of her own, but most times she is fulfilled by helping others, sometimes helping a lil too much,lol, but most of her friends do not use her or try to get the things that they want from her. It is mostly just really getting to know
The Man I Care So Much About
Hello everyone how is it going? It is going good here just really busy with work and trying to take care of my kids.......... well lets see my daughter had her 7th birthday on the 20th WOW she is getting so big............ and now i have my younger sisters birthday on the 15th my older sisters one the 20th and mine on the 30th all in may WOW ya my mom hates that month lol........... Also i have a great man in my life His Name is Nathan he is so great my kids like him and every thing to so that is a good thing......... Well also on the 20th my IUD exspired so i had to get it taken out so ya that mean i can have another kids WOW.......... I am thinking really hard about having another one but not for sure yet we will take that one day at a time.......... IN AWAY I WANT ANOTHER ONE SO I AM JUST GOING TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPEND WORK IS GOING GOOD FOR NOW JUST WORKING ALOT DOING ALOT OF ONCALL FOR MY BOSS MO MONEY SO ITS ALL GOOD BUT OTHER THEN THAT LIFE IS GOING GOOD DID SOME YARD WORK
Manifest Desti-me
i'm sitting and thinking of how i want to be, i think of how tired i am of my family and my life. i think of how i can be better and better for people around me that actually care, that actually are open to a true life ,one without the pursuit of drugs and sex... i want to be around people who enjoy life and the blessings it offers, not keeping themselves chained and miserable. i am miserable. i want a life. i want to be responsible , i want to work and to stay sober. i'm doing better and i know everything happens for a reason and this too shall pass. were it not for melanie getting me enrolled in my class i do not think i would have ever seen through my pursuit of staying brain clouded. i no longer desire to be so. i want to be aware and i have come thru bad times and now know how to simply be patient and ride it out. i have GOD ,and i have friends that for whatever reason help me to believe in myself and my worth. i do have something to offer
Manipulation......
I've calmed down a bit...but I'm still ticked!! It really ticks me off that when someone pretends to be your friend and then turns around and bad mouths you to someone else!!! The real kicker is they aren't even adult enough to come to me and talk to me about what ever the issue is. I expected that it would eventually happen to me because she does it to everyone else, why doesn't she listen?????? She complains but I already discussed with her the situation but apparently she wasn't listening when I told her!!! I figured out on my own things were changing--I'm not sure if I'm more angry and dissapointed or hurt. Time will tell.... One of the hardest things is explaining to my teenagers why I don't retaliate and be hateful....yes I'm angry, but i'm not vengeful.... Been rambling for a bit.....but i had to express myself.... Ok....I haven't dated in a verrrry long time and I have often put serious dating/commitment on hold while raising my boys, therefore also protecting myself fr
The Man In The Glass
The Man In The Glass When you get what you want in struggle for self And the world makes you a king for the day, Just go to the mirror and look at your self, And see what the man has to say. For it isn;t your Father, or Mother, or Wife Whose judgement upon you must pass; The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life, Is the one staring back from the glass. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you right to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've have cheated the man in the glass.
Man I Did Not Want To Do This!
Man In The Mirror
look at you! man in the mirrior. your pathitic and weak. look at you. bleeding on the floor. all this is you fault you have no one to blaim. so go ahead man in the mirrior, play your game. cut yourself! bleed yourself, run yourself dry! but remember this. play to long. and let your heart be broke. and it will be my turn to play. from which there is no return!
Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in the struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, just take a good look in the mirror and see what That man has to say. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear up to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous difficult test if the Man in the Glass is your friend. For the world may think you're a straight-shooting chum and give you pats on the back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartache and tears if you've cheated the Man in the Glass. A. Anonymous
Man I Feel Like An Ass In More Was Then One
what drives a person to say stupid shit i am now really mad at my self cause i had to say somthin to stupid thatnow im stuck with facing my dumb ass mistake
Man It's Gonna Be Tough!!!
30lbs down and going strong!!! SO I'M STARTING MY DIET TODAY IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD BUT I'M GONNA DO IT..I'M DOING IT FOR MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT MY PICTURES FROM LIKE 12 YEARS AGO AND I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL..NOT THAT I'M NOT NOW BUT I WAS A LOT SEXIER IN MY EYES. MEAT VEGGIES AND CHEESE THAT'S IT..20 CARBS A DAY IS WHAT I'M ALLOWED AND I'M GUARANTEED WITHOUT EXERCISE TO LOSE 3LBS A DAY.. I'M JOINING THE GYM TOO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET MY BODY BACK AND BECOME HEALTHIER...SO WISH ME LUCK GUYS CAUSE I'LL REALLY NEED IT..I'LL BE POSTING PIX TOO OF MY PROGRESS
The Man In The Glass
the man in the glass THE MAN IN THE GLASS.. IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU A KING FOR A DAY JUST GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY FOR IT ISN'T YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER OR WIFE WHOSE JUDGEMENT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE FELLOW WHOSE VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU A STRAIGHT-SHOOTING CHUM AND CALL YOU A WONDERFUL GUY BUT THE MAN IN THE GLASS SAYS YOUR'RE ONLY A BUM IF YOU CAN'T LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE HE'S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE, NEVER MIND ALL THE REST FOR HE'S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END AND YOU'VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU MAY FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD, DOWN THE PATHWAY OF LIFE AND GET PATS ON YOUR BACK AS YOU PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHES AND TEARS IF YOU'VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS not sure who wrote this but i love it
Man.. It Just Sucks..
Manifestos
/The Conscience of a Hacker// by +++The Mentor+++ Written on January 8, 1986 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Another one got caught today, it\'s all over the papers. \"Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal\", \"Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering\"... Damn kids. They\'re all alike. But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950\'s technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world... Mine is a world that begins with school... I\'m smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They\'re all alike. I\'m in junior high or high school. I\'ve listened to teachers explain for th
Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now hes bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way Im not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and its more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
Manic Monday
Guess I'm going to have to borrow my mates camera huh? Need to do me a saulte else I'm stuck at level 10.. any suggestions are welcome - you know..poses n stuff.. obviously nothing NSFW.. come on.. help me out I can't believe how COLD it is! Sure I've got like 20mins left at work but jesus, why does it have to be so arctic?! I'm usually a good blogger - but I've the feeling this one will be pretty shit, mainly because I really have no clue what to write and that anyone reading it will think "OMG! Screw loose!" I'm full of cold and got a horrible cough - only trouble is.. got no-one to give me some TLC :( I actually hate being alone this time of year - Winter is my fave season and well.. what's the point in the long dark cold nights if you've no-one to snuggle with at the end of a days work?! I've gone and made myself feel all crappy now haha.. dammit! Well, anyway - let's hope tomorow is a better day :D
The Man I Knew...
The Man I Want...
Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty. When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly. When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help. When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me. When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me. When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles. When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by. When I travel, he will gladly go with me. When I am horny, he will drive me wild! When my kids needs help, he will always offer. He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home. He will appreciate all I do for him. He will understand me. He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside. He will be my best friend. He will be my partner. I will treat him like my King. He will treat me like his Queen. Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?
A Manisfesto
Man In The Glass
The man In The Glass Current mood: bummed When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.
The Man In The Arena
The Man In the Arena by Theodore Roosevelt (From a speech delivered in Paris in 1910) It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
Manifesto
Manic Monday
Just wanted to say Hi.... That is all.
The Man I Love Deeply!
The day that I met Leon I knew in my heart that he was the one for me.... Not a day goes by that we are not on the phone talking, texting, or on skype for 12- 14 hrs a day together. My sister absolutely loves him and he has a place in her heart. He also holds my family close to him as well. I laugh, am free, and loved by him you can tell by all the pictures he takes of me daily and uploads. I will be in his arms in his arms soon. December as a matter of fact. Everyday a little bit more of me appears and everyday more and more of me falls in love with him. I hate to close my eyes because I am afraid of losing him but I know this is not true. He has shocked me so many times over the pat few months and I love it. His entire family knows all about me and a first I was a little scared wanted to dig a hole and crawl in but today I know I don't have to do that anymore. I wake up to some beautiful txts during the night since he is working while i am sleeping. Leon I love you now and forever. L
Maniac
The Man I Wish I Could Love
A Manifesto
A Manifesto of Anger Done. I'm absolutely done with people and their games, their false promises, deceptions and half told truths. No names, no fingers pointed, they know who they are. I welcomed you into my life and in return, I was treated as an option. I would advise caution in progressing further on the road you have set yourself upon, for the fork in the road ahead is but a one-time chance to change your destination. Continue the direction that you have chosen and you may find that a hard choice, with no wiggle room lies before you. In or out, yes or no, those are your only options. Too long have I sat by and let people waltz into my life and stroll out at any time. Coming and going as they please, with no regard to how it affects the very person whose life they play with. It ends now, right here, right now. A day of reckoning is rapidly approaching for those who you who hide behind false words and forced smiles. All the while pretending to care, to show “genuine” c
Manic Attacks 101
When dreams become reality and foggy days become hazed over in your mind.Creepy spells of desire for joy and happiness overwhelm your mind. Making the people around you drift closer but yet afar with fear of crashing. Modem has started in the brain and a crazy feeling of regret fills the air, Strapped to the back of you head you feel like you must smile but wanting to crack that tear. Chills run down every ones back when the days are hazed with glory and painted over pain and nothing seems real anymore. Affixed on something more grand than just yourself nothing is holding you back from being selfish. Crawling away from a wet sweaty palm of disbelief and crying when you cannot believe what you have done. Breaking the spell and looking around only to see blood shed on the walls of faces you have destroyed. Sitting down and looking at the hands that did this all remembering the thoughts you remember from before you forgot. ~Erica Tomaso~ Blinking my eyes 100x and still not having a c
Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
Man Killed By His Own Load
By TROY ROBERTS troberts@lakecityreporter.com Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:58 PM EDT With spring upon the region, traffic on the interstates in Columbia County will continue to become more congested during the next couple of weeks, according to officials. Florida's interstates experience increased travel during the spring, especially close to the Easter holiday, said Lt. Mike Burroughs, public information officer for Troop B of the Florida Highway Patrol. Burroughs said one of the reasons for this increase is because this week is one of the last for national spring breaks. Simultaneously, many snow birds pick this week to return back to the northern states as the weather grows increasingly nicer, he said. The increase of traffic along the roadways can cause more wrecks, Burroughs said, especially if people don't change certain driving habits - most notably distracted driving. Burroughs said the use of cellular phones and other items in the car lead to serious crashe
Man Knackered After 'professional' Surgery
ST. PAUL, Minn. - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an i
The Man 2 Know....theo Theodoridis
Happy Birthday Theo, This is late, But Better than never sending it to you. How my trembling lips wish to be upon yours? The world is lost without you in it, so are my arms and bed. I weep the tears of lostness upon my pillows because I am so far away from you. I pray with all my heart and soul, you know I will never forget you or turn my back on you. Hey its your birthday, so put your lips together and wait…. My kiss is upon the wind. Muahhhhhhhhhh Theo. Opps so sorry for a little bit of tongue. Winks. You are the guiding star within the darken horizon that guides me home safely. Upon this day and everyone that will come, you are always dancing naked in my wicked dreams. Okay…I know the birthday man should get all the spanking, but I am being bad, so I bend over your lap, so you can spank me, opps, don’t peek up my skirt please, I seem to los
Man Laws
I apologize in advance for offending anyone since I know these are a bit barbaric, homophobic, and chauvinistic, but several of them are rather amusing... MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Man Laws....
As a woman I feel its necessary to disclose all rules...we wouldn't want to man you men do something unethical.... add to or post others not listed so that we women can stay informed... ************************************************** The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for mo
Man Laws!!
SO true and hold 100% fact for any REAL man!! 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthda
Man Law
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c
Man Laws!!!!
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri
Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri
Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat
Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you mus
~man Logic~
~Man Logic~ Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn? A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. Q. How do you save a man from drowning? A. Take your foot off of his head. Q. How are men like parking spaces? A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions. Q. How do men get excersize at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? A. E.T. phoned home. Q. What did God say after he created man? A. I can do better than this. Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework? A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship? A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We ir
Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo
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Manly!!!
Brokeback Mountain self test 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a f
Man Law
Man Law Global Basic Info Type: Common Interest - Religion & Spirituality Description: 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friends home) 5. Short shorts have been banned Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his
Man-made, Natural Or Virtual?
Just heard a song in someone's stash that normally makes me smile, but for some reason, tonight, it's making me miss someone I love dearly, but have not seen in years. (I put this blog under this category, because he is the one that told me Virginia incarcerates according to the gender you were born with.) I still miss him, and probably always will, even if I'm in love with someone else. He'll always be my one that got away. He's the only man that treated me with respect, protected me, truly loved me. He treated me like a queen. I never felt that I was in want of anything I didn't have when I was with him, except to be able to always be with him. Life played out in a cruel way to each of us, first by seperating us unwillingly, then by shredding our inner selves, turning us both into people we never thought we'd be, nor could we stand to be. I found him several years ago, but life was not yet done tormenting us. My life has smoothed out, and I'm actually the happiest I've been
The Man Manual
The Fubar Man Manual by Hammie Rule 1 - Sex him up well and often, in all mutually satisfying manners. Rule 2 - Feed him well. Rule 3 - Allow him his libations. Rule 4 - Allow him his favorite toys. Rule 5 - Make your point, but NEVER nag. Rule 6 - Don't expect him to read your thoughts. You can't even do that. Rule 7 - Require that he work AND bring the cash home. Rule 8 - Expect and demand respect. ( Follow rules 1 - 6 and this should be automatic.) Rule 9 - Let him look at others. Again, following Rules 1 - 6 should ensure that that's ALL he does. Rule 10 - Allow him the mythical belief that he is in charge. Rule 11 - If unable to follow the rules yourself, do the honorable thing and set him free.
Mannnnnnnnnn Life
Manners
Bored to death is the word. Without a job or driving ability (Thanks Cunt) I find myself bored. Not everyone is like my childrens mother's. Lazy bitches that just sit around and do fucking nothing. They will both get theres. First Victim will be My son's mother her abandonment of her son is cause for termination of her parental rights. Second victim will have to wait for there karma to come. She only fucked herself. I had a job with a paycheck then the suspend my D/L how do you get money that way you stupid fucking whore. You will always be the same hateful. You guys better get your shit together cause when I come after you it wont be pretty. Once I get jon setteled you guys are next. Better get your shit together cause it will come. I have no time for usless lazy cunts Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a cons
Manners
Why do some people think that just because you are online that you can just lose your manners? I mean you never treat or say some of the things when you are talking to someone in a public place! Word of advice: If you say you are one way on the internetyou better damn deliver it when/if you meet that person in the real world I love Karma. It is a beautiful word.
Manners Please
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....
Mann Gegen Mann
Destiny smiled on me and gave me a present Threw me on a warm star [1] So close to the skin, so far from the eye I take my destiny in my own hands My desire is manned Where the fresh water dies because it taints itself in salt I keep the Little Prince in mind A king without a queen When a woman is mistaken about me then the bright world is confused Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man I am the servant of two masters Man against man Birds of a feather flock together I am the corner of all rooms I am the shadow of all trees No link is missing in my chain [2] when lust pulls from behind My family calls me a traitor [3] I am the nightmare of all fathers Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man But my heart freezes on some days Man against man Cold tongues that beat there Gay-ah [4] I'm not in
A Man Named Dan
A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed
Manners...
My girlfriend of 11 years (She still turns me on more everyday) has created a few web pages on some adult dating sites. She's just looking for some one to share some pics with and flirt a little, and she's only looking for a woman... this is where the troubles are starting. For some reason, there are people, I suppose they are called cyber bullies, who search for weakness in other people and prey on it. I feel bad for her, because she really doesn't know how to deal with it. See, she put the profiles on there to make herself happy and now she's just upset. I know how to deal with the problems, and I am helping her, but I figured I might just remind anybody else who might be having a problem...(this is NOT legal advice, this is just a more planned out appproach to a common problem) 1. If you are approached by someone and they make you uncomfortable in a conversation, be as polite as possible and state plainly that you have no need of any further communications with them, (helps if you
Manna!
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Man Named Mortis Going Around Giveing Every One A 1 On There Profiles
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyesIm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im
Man Named Mortis Going Around Giveing Every One A 1 On There Profiles
Manners Don't Exist Online
Why is it that eeryone seems to think that they can turn their manners OFF when they turn their computers ON? I don't understand. People online will say a million things to others that they'd never say in person! Here in this "Online Bar," a man will say the wilest things to a woman: "Hey, I'd love to see you naked" or "Hey, do you like to suck kok?" or even "I'll pay you $xx.xx (Fu-Bucks) to let me watch you (on webcam)." In most cases, if the same man were in a REAL bar with the same woman, andmade the same crude comments, the woman would likely SLAP the shit out of him or have him hauled out by the bar's security. Why is it different online? Why are you allowed to hide behind the relative anonymity of the internet while you run around like a dog in heat e-humping every woman in sight? Well, to all those of you who are unmannered bafoons, I say I've had enough! I expect the same here online that I would expect in the real world. If you say something to me here that,
Manny
I am new to this but I am true to this so give me some time and I will blow up really quick.
Mannequin
MannequinPlayed I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin playedChanged yeah you haven't changed yeah you're still the same you haven't fucking changedQuit comin around like you act hard.You sick bitch, Oh my GOD!I know he's comin for youI feel this it's way in my mindI find I can't hideYou fuckin bitch! Just get away from meAnd you know everything'll be OKOh, I feel bitter inside knowing that I just cannot get awayFrom this pain that you're causing meI could never love someone who's so fakeWe do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so cold[Chorus]We do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so coldI see right through your plastic face.Which I love to degradeI know he's cummin on youI can't wait until you fuckin bleed again and again yeah you fuckin bitch.Just get away from me.And you know everything'll be OK.Oh, I feel bitter insi
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Man Of The House!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your panties!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
A Man Of Knowledge
What happened to my stability I ran so far so futily Instantly vanished from nothing Yeilding that which cannot be I cannot escape a tendency To bathe in pure infancy Different breathes of mortal land Leaving nothing for my hand Mutated metaphysical genes Yeilding that which cannot be Feet planted firmly to the ground Even when i'm not around I suck it down deep within sin Down to marrow wrapped in skin Time stays still yet mind forgets Reaching out where nothings left Reaking order from somewhere else Twisting visions of myself Let me go and leave me be I'll not concede to misery Take your hate in all it's glory This is the end to a tainted story Is this all There should be more There was so much more I remember Yet it escapes Slips through my fingers Slides past the cracks It's not desire I don't want it I fucking need it Nothing's subtle anymore So desensitized to everything Leaves me so... detached You want me to feel something I want
The Man Of The House
This man came in the house & threw his pants to his wife & said : "PUT THESE ON" ! His wife looked at him & said : you know I can't wear these & the husband said : "WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW WHO WEAR THE PANTS IN THE HOUSE" ! That wasn't nothing because his wife took her pants off & threw them to him & replied : "PUT THESE ON" ! The husband said : Honey, you can't get into your pants & the wife replied : "YOU NEVER WILL EITHER IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR F**KING ATTITUDE" !
Man Of The House
>>>>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN > >>>>BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". > >>>> > >>>>"He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, > >>>>you > >>> > >>>>need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. > >>>> > >>>>"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished > >>>>eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > >>>> > >>>>"After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will > >>>>have the kind of sex that I want. > >>>> > >>>>"Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You > >>>>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you > >>>>will massage my feet and hands. > >>>> > >>>>"Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" > >>>> > >>>>The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first > >>>>guess." > >>
The Man Of My Dreams
The Man of my Dreams Is there a man that exsists, there just got to be, He would be willing to take chances, and laid back and carefree. would not hesitate to say or show how he feels. This man would be caring and understanding. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would be funny and make me laugh. This man would be sincere and love me with all of my faults.he would take care of my hurt and be there for me. this man would be willing to try new things.Is there a man like that, that exsists. This man would be tender with my fragile heart. Love me, uncondionaly. This man would not have any doubts about me. he would take the good with the bad. Is there a man like that, that exsists. He would give me hope and reasurance. This man would care about my feelings. he would love children and be family orentated. he would set a side his pride and do what is right. Is there a man like that, that exsists He would be true and loyal with me. He would shre his thoughts and d
A Man Of His Word
Please pass this on to everyone in your email address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take the summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summon s for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and .... Bingo! Your identity has just been stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states. This scam is particularly insidious because they use inti
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Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."
Manogamy
Monogamy!!!!!!!!! i know what it means.... i believe these sex sites that are so common and so abundant at the moment give opportunity for infidelity.... My recent partner that i was engaged to.. and i thought id found the one... saw an opportunity to have a discrete fling off the net,, so i thought id have a look at these sites. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm so many married people looking for that little extra...SHIT!!! fix your bloody relationship i reckon...or at least be upfront with your partner and leave if its not working. Hey.... there has to be someone out there trying to keep at least some respectfull morals and the idea of monogamy going... Is the grass greener on the other side of the fence...NO,, its the idea that it is,,,, water the grass it can grow and flurish. Come on people ,,,,meaningless sex leaves you empty and hollow inside, it doesnt matter how many people you have sex with its the same feeling none the less...and everyone keeps doing it trying to find what th
Man Of My Dreams
The man of my dreams broke my heart. I wish he could feel all the pain. The man of my dreams is worthless. He was in my life, just to break my heart. The man of my dreams is evil. I wish he could rot in hell. The man of my dreams is the devil. I wish he would die and go to hell. that is the man of my dreams.
Man Oh Man..
Man Oh Man
i cant remember where my journal is so im writing in this, which in some ways i hate doing because i feel so guarded, like i cant really say what i mean because im terrified of making people think im pathetic or overreacting. but its my journal, and ive pretty much stopped giving a fuck about too many things to worry about whether or not my newest label will be "dramatic." so essentially im drowning, and i dont know how to bring myself back to the surface. i can literally feel my lungs fill up with water and im choking on my last breath. i dont know what to do, i want to yell, i want to cry, i want to scream until my throat blisters over WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY FUCKING LIFE but i cant because i have to be strong and hold composure, be there for my friends and family, be a good person, be an even better friend. and i do care deeply, i care so much about everyone, and so many people i love, so many good, great people, are going through such different awful things, that
Man Only Able To See In Blue After Taking Too Much Viagra
By VIRGINIA WHEELER Published: Today SEX-STARVED John Pettigrew took too many Viagras and now lives his life in a constant "blue movie". Plumber John, 58, sees everything in shades of blue after the sex pills damaged his vision. The dad of two said: "I admit I ignored the advice on the packet I was having too much fun but Id give up all the sex in the world to be able to see a red letterbox again." Divorced John turned to Viagra when he had trouble rising to the occasion after a year without sex. He topped up his GPs prescription with pills bought over the internet. He said: "I didnt have any side-effects, so I didnt see any harm in increasing the dose. But I have been seeing the world in blue for more than a fortnight now and its doing my head in." John, from Brighton, East Sussex, is now having tests to see if the damage is permanent. He added: "At least Im a Chelsea fan." Makers Pfizer say some men may experience a blue tint to their sight after t
Man Oh Man
The Man Of My Dreams
Man Of My Dreams
This could be the love i come home to everyday This could be the love i cuddle next to at night This could be the love you only see in movies This could be that unbeleivable, to good to be true love This could be the love that last a life time This could be the love that heals all with her hug This could be the one who makes my heart skip a beat when she smiles and laughs This could be the one who is different This could the my soul mate love This could be the mother of my children love This could be the one with the special ringtone love This could be the one who changes my life love This could be the blessing of real love This could be the one whom i share my world This could be you love We only know if we try. . . . I know an angel with only one wing, with a song in her heart she has yet to sing. She wanders without aim between earth and sky, searching for her soulmate to help her fly. She asked the Lord one lonely night, with only one wing, Lord, will I ev
Man On The Edge
Man Or Not
Does Crying When Something Bad Happens In Our Lives Make Us Less Of A Man Or Does It Make Us Stronger And Let Us Know That We Aren't Cold Hearted Bastards That Only Think About The Next Piece Of Ass We Can Get. Give Me Some Insight Write Me Back And Tell Me What You Think, Men & Women Both Feel Free To Answer?
The Man Of My Dreams
The man of my dreams makes me happy when I'm sadHe makes me smile when I am blueHe makes the days go by no matter what happensHe is all my hopes, dreams and thoughts in one personHe will fill the hole in my heart that no one else can The man of my dreams keeps me safe...He makes me feel as if we are one person...He never stops holding...He is always thinking about me...He is always on my mind...We are ourselves when we are together...Nothing can pull us apart...People may talk, but you know what?The man of my dreams may be hard to reach for...But I will get him, even if it means scaling tall mountains and towers to do soI want to find this special man who can make me feel young and free, yet keep me grounded at the same time...I want to be able to show him off and smile when other girls stare and whisper to their friends about why he isn't theirsHe makes my heart beat and stop all at the same time...He knows what love is and how much it can hurt...He wants to be by my side forever and
The Man Pablo
Man Parts
The Man (poem)
Man Rules
We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. Se
Man Rules
(Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I
Man Reading A Dear John Letter
A Man reading a dear john letter Here is a link to of a man reading a dear john letter and saying exactly what he reading this is so funny (I wouldnt listen to this when there are kids bosses around) http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ then tell me what you think
Man Rules
Hella funny and soooooooo true........! THE Man Rules������������������� At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!
The Man Rules!
This was sent to me by a good friend and I got a good laugh out of it, so now I'm passing it on! ~The Man Rules~ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guy's side of the story. We always hear "THE RULES" from the female side. Now here are the rule from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...These are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind reader! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat! You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, You need it down. You Don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down! 1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be! 1. Crying is BLACKMAIL! 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost ever
Man Rules
The Man Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sy
The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good..) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only> if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything
The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last finally a guy has taken the time to write them for you Women to know them.... Now here are the Man rules.[/font] Please note.. These are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and
Man Rules
The Man Rules
THE MAN RULES... Current mood: fabulous Category: chillin Writing and Poetry THE MAN RULES..AT LAST I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS DOWN...finally,the guys'side of the story.(I must admit,it's pretty good) we always hear "THE RULES" from the females side. now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! please note.....these are all numberd "1" on purpose! 1. men are not mind readers. 1. learn to work the toilet seat. YOU ARE a big girl. If it's up ,put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides...let it be. 1. Crying is Blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say It ! 1. Yes and No are perfecttly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
The "man Rules"
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. W e always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girl friends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 mon
Man Rules
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However,
Manson's Trites
I don't burn no candles for tomorrow I don't waste my time on yesterday I won't show no pity for your sorrow Seems to me you like it that way You don't know the paths that I walk You can't understand the things I say Its true what they say talk is talk And you don't really listen anyway. I won't bare my soul for the likes of you I don't like the games that you play I won't sing praises for the things you do Yesterday is gone give me back today. I wont listen to your claims of power I won't pick you up off the floor I will laugh at your pain as you cower And your spells don't hold my mind anymore. Now I'm living my life according to me Making my strife thats the way it should be I don't care if you disagree Cause I'm livin my life according to me. This savage goodbye Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry This Savage Goodbye I know the feeling that my heart is being ripped
Manslaugher Or Misdemeanor
Manslaughter or Misdemeanor? A Law Passed Five Years Ago, In LA Stated That A Dog Does Not Have An Owner But, Rather, A "Guardian." In San Francisco, Rescued Strays Are Not Sent To Animal Shelters But Instead Are Housed In "Apartments." San Francisco passed a law stating that dogs have rights and are entitled to a fresh bowl of water every day and a doghouse with a roof over their head. .......So Why Is Cosmetic Surgery On Animals not ban. Why is Animal Cruelity Not A Crime Of Manslaugher-all around-...? Recently In The News A Guy Admited To Animal Cruelity. Puting His Wifes Dog In A 200Degree Oven for 5minutes Causing Serious Burns All Over. Admitting Chasing This Poor Puppy With a Leaf Blower Causing Blindness In One Eyes And Severly Damaging The Other Because He Was Mad At His Wife And What Was The Charges Against Him You May Ask....A Slap On The Wrist, A Simple 6 Months Inprisonmeant And a Fine Of $500 and $986 In Vet Bills! .......Was Justiced Serve? I Believe
Man's Worry In Da Women's Day....
OH MY GOD, Please ! Make me women A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: " Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man"> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.
A Mans Penis !
The Art of Taking A Pee (Written to a woman who accidently walked into a men's restroom...) Please don't feel bad, lady. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we're aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something. You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted. After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to
Mansion
A Mans Prayer
NOW I LAY HER DOWN FOR SEX, I PRAY SHES TIGHT AND WET, BUT IF SHES LOOSE AND DRY INSIDE. I PRAY HER MOUTH CAN OPEN WIDE. AMEN
Man's Obsession
This is for all the women out there who like me are completely boggled by mans obsession about photographing his manhood and putting it on his profile. Now i am no prude or anything like that far from it but why is it men have this obsession? Is it to prove they can get it up or to show the size or what?? I mean we all like to see a nice cock when we are in the throws of passion but when it is thrust upon your laptop/pc screen it's not a pretty sight. And to be honest guys it isn't your best side. I think us ladies all know what the last chicken in the shop looks like....lol Guys if you think us ladies are obsessed by size most of us aren't. It's not the size of the rocket it's the power behind it.
Mans Point Of View
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and
A Mans Point Of View
this is true fact. and i dont give a dang if i piss all the guys off. 60% of the men on line are married,trying to cheet on thier spouses. ~~~ see (a)~~~ 20% are single looking for thier next score ~~ see (b) ~~~ 5% are honest and will be loyal ~~ see(c)~~ 5% are real sick men ~~~ see (d) ~~~ 5% are stuck in jail looking for friends ~~see (e)~~~ 5% are gay and would actually be a good fried. ~~see (f) ~~ (a) men that tell you they are seperated, when they are not, or say they are not married when they are,but what ever the reasoning they only want one thing, to get you into bed with them, and then you might see them a couple of times more, but they will break your heart. or they will talk to you, and get to the point of you wanting to meet them, then they will come up with some reason not to meet you. (b) the single guys that like the thrill of the chase, and who have only one reason to be talking to any women to get you into the bed and get off, nothing more.
Manson N The My Car :-)
Manson put on a great show playing new and old shit. Afterward Newt and I went to grab a bit to eat at Denny's but,on the way to Denny's I decide to molest Newt :-) Then we had some grub. After leaving Denny's Newt took me to some hidden spot in a close by industrial park were we decide to finish off a great night with a great fuck. All I have to say is Fucking on the hood of our car while planes fly over was fucking awesome! Then we went home, I had a coke and rum, and preceded to fuck some more. Over all it was a fucking wonderful night!
Manson Concert
My husband & I went 2 the Manson/Slayer concert last night & it was awesome. I fucking love Manson, he looked so fucking hot! PEACE BITCHES!!!!
Man's Bathroom
Man S Best Friend
Calif. college uses cockroaches as lure RIVERSIDE, Calif. - Thinking about the University of California, Riverside for college? Then come pet our cockroaches! UC Riverside is using a cockroach petting zoo to attract students and parents to an upcoming recruitment fair. The zoo will include several species, including cockroaches that emit a foul, ammonia-like scent and the famous, palm-sized Madagascar hissing cockroach.
Man's Strength
The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love. The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't in the words he speaks. It's in how he keeps his word. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his heart that lies within his chest.
The Man Song
The Man Song
Man's Prayer
Now I lay her Down for sex, I pray that she is tight and wet, But if she is loose and dry inside, I pray her mouth can open wide. Amen
Man Shoots Own Testicle During Attempted Robbery
KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge. Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured. A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital. Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.
Man Sells Balls
From correspondents in Blantyre, Malawi February 29, 2008 10:05pm Article from: Agence France-Presse A MALAWIAN man who removed a teenaged boy's genitals and sold them for use in witchcraft rituals has been sentenced to 20 years in prison with hard labour. The court in the commercial capital Blantyre convicted Peter Namanja Chakwamba yesterday of committing "acts intended to cause grievous harm." He had pleaded guilty to the crime. The victim, a 14-year-old boy, had his genitals cut off by Chakwamba, who claimed a prominent businessman had paid him the equivalent of $685 to supply him with body parts last year. The boy was left disfigured after reconstructive surgery failed. The businessman, identified as Patrick Murama, is in jail awaiting trial on unrelated murder charges while two of Chakwamba's accomplices are still at large. The practice of removing sexual organs is increasingly common in Malawi, as people use the parts in rituals they believe will make th
Mans Best Friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
A Man's Point Of View
Now everyone is asking: What the hell is this all about? Well This is the Point of View of a real good man. Do I consider myself a good man, fuck yes i do so why am i writing this. Well everywhere i go there is a damn blog about how men are dogS, women complaining about this guy and that guy, how to treat a woman, and this that and the other crap. Well i am pretty much fed up with reading that SHIT, now it is time for you women out there to hear it from a man and a good one at that! Well i am not going to give you all the back ground on why i a writing this, but they all know who they are and i am going to leave it at that. Because that is what a man does! He protects what he cares for. As i sit here by myself, because i am good man, i sit and think about all of the relationships that i have had from the time that i started dating and i noticed a crazy trend that only after 17 years i really noticed.. that i was cheated on with every last one of them. Now lets figure out what happen..
A Mans Dream
Man of the House Hammer had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The MAN of Your House.' He stormed out to Sandy in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go downstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' Sandy replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'
Mans Perfect Day
The Mans Rule
Manslaughter
Man-slave Application
1 Your current age 2 Can you cook well 3 Do you like to keep a cean home 4 Do you have a current driver's license 5 Do you like children 6 Are you willing to work all day in my home and fuck me all night to my hearts content 7 Dick size 8 How many o's can you have in one night 9 Are you willing to eat pussy 10 Is there anything you wont do 11 Can you keep your mouth shut about your job 12 Are you willing to be at my beck and call 13 When can you start 14 If terminated, you must leave immediately, can you handle that? 15 Marriage is not an option....leave your heart at the door....I'll let you know if you are allowed to cross over from man-slave to more.
Mansion In Jamaica
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The Man Song
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The Man Song
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The Man's Rules
Now for the men's rules.... We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your gir
A Man's Action's
My First Blog here on Fu-bar ,,,, Well I have only been here a few months and I see that alot of us are affriad to get involved once we have have been hurt ,, Both Men and Woman these days are very abusive with there partners both Physically and Emotionaly. Myself I have been there as well , I will not aloow My past or what has happen in it to stop me from finding someone to truly Love and cherish . My real life Generousity has become to some a Co-dependcy and that what has caused My heart ache , I can not blame no one except me fpr allowing it to happen and manily continue once it got out of hand . I know One of you ladies here are looking for a true hearted man as I know there is a true hearted woman amongst you .. Just take the chance talk to me find out that I am 100% me .. No Games No Lies and No Bullshit .. Jusy a honesty Loving open heart human being .. d1gent@yahoo.com is my e-mail and messenger ,, Thank you Sincerly Daniel aka Howller
A Man That Has Nothing
You can hold a gun to a kids face, he may cry he may try to run or he may fall. You can hold a gun to a man, a man that feels there can be no fear in his heart. There he will stand, Look the beholder in his face, he's a man hidin behind a gun. A guy that runs away from fear for fun, But you hold a gun in the face of a man that has nothing, then it's one of the 2 mens time to go. Put a gun in my face, I'll laugh and walk away, Because a man who shoots another in the back can't be called a man... If I make it to the gate, I would drop to my knee's And say thank you. Confused by how i made it. I know i did my best, sometimes I didnt make the right turn. There where times when the left turn was the right one in my eye's. Like they say you live and u learn. Now I know there is and was someone out there that gave a care bout the road i took. Now that I'm here There is something that can't wait... Life Is Simple Nothing More Then Life Or Death You Can Let The Pain Bring You Down
Mantra...
Downding in my sea of lonely..a stranger in a strange land now..I'm home-sick! You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve!
The Man Thong Man
The Man That Will Steal My Heart...
Would feel this way about me...and I hope he is out there... I Wanna Make You Cry... by: Jeff Bates How long has it been? How long have you held it in? And how long will you wait Before you let somebody take your breath away Again? (Chorus) I wanna be the one who turns you on Makes love til the lonely's gone Be the man you've dreamed of all your life I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry Tell me what to do And I'll do what you want me to 'Cause darlin, I believe That I have fallen hopelessly and helplessly For you (Repeat Chorus) I wanna be the one who turns you on Makes love til the lonely's gone Be the man you've dreamed of all your life I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry I swear I'll make it last until Tears of joy come pourin' from your eyes I wanna make you cry I wanna make you cry
The Man That I Am
The man that I am Last night I saw a falling star and wished a dream come true That someday you will realize that all I want is you So many miles away I wish I could be there To speak to you softly and run my fingers through your hair. We're only lonely we're only lonley It is loneliness that makes me understand Mabey someday I know you'll understand I can't be just anyone Just the man I am... Many miles between us memories can't replace I look in the back of my mind And still I see your face.. While you are ou there having fun doing what you think's right I sit sit here and think of you each night I can't be just anyone Just the man I am.
Man That Cheats And Lies.
Why is it that a man can say they found the one they are looking for and the one they want, but all its all lies. Do they do it because they think thats what a women wants to hear? Why can't they just be honest and truthful instead of lying. All any women wants is a meaningful relationship with out the lies and bull shit. At least when i women says they care about some one they mean it they dont lie about it. So why do men always lie? Is it to get the womens attention or is it there big freakin ego? I hate liars playes and cheaters. there is nothing worse than that. I would like to hear your comments on this. If any guys are in a relationship or married i will no longer add any one who has a g/f or is married. that goes for every one. Im sick of these guys that play it both ways or think they can get away with cheating or playing some one.So if your either of these as of now i will not add you. I will not delete any one who is already on my list. This is for new add request only. For
Mantra
I tell myself (repeat the mantra) Don'tfallinloveDon'tfallinloveDon'tfall and hear your warnings over and over, but I know I can't won't don't want to control the places my heart will lead me. I have read the sketch of me inside pieces of you poured out in poetry - fuck the mantra if it feels like this inside me. I will go to take you to find places where the past is not a portent and if the future finds us falling then all I know how to do is fall and I you we will plummet and let the landing take care of itself. All rights reserved
The Man Test
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you
Mantic
new here and still trying to learn how this works
Mantrapper
FUBAR belives than everyone may read Hank Steinberg's new novel, Out of Range, but I think it ain't the best novel Steinberg has ever published, leaving Steinberg fans without a trace of black ink. However, Out of Desolation is a parody of Out of Range. But do you know Chuck Brainard? Out of Desolation begins in the Brainards' ocean-view condomaxinum in Chaddickquick, Connecticut, where Chuck's wife is being assassinated using a .33 caliber shotgun. However, the connection between Chuck and the Brainard Squad can differiate from foreign country to foreign country - and getting caught in the crossfire is Chuck's priority from concealing a conspiracy. Truth is, however, Chuck has the tenacity and power required to infiltrate counterespionage officers, anti-terrosts and other foes affected by conspiracies concerning the Brainard Squad and their aides. Out of Desolation is my take on Hank Steinberg's Out of Range; and everyone will read the escapades of Chuck Brainard going after the C
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Manufactured
Man Up.......
"It's not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of good deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actualy in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcomming; who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt. Man.
Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. A Blog For Lifestylers By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M. Foreword:Memoirs of a Master The intentions of this book are to allow me to communicate my Maledom perspective concerning B.D.S.M. This is not to discount, or overlook Fem
Manual Traffic Exchange
manual traffic exchange
Man4u2luv
Hello every I want to get shit faced drunk so send me a drink & Ione in FUBAR I'm Curtis aka. man4u2luv & I will send one back & make some new friends.
Man V Woman
Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, > Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES. >Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, > Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented >GOSSIP >Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, > Woman discovered CARDS and invented >WITCHERY. >Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, > Woman discovered LOVE and invented >MARRIAGE. >Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, > Woman discovered FOOD and invented >DIET. >Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, > Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. >Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, > Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it >all >got f*cked up.
Man Vs. Woman : A 12 Step Pictography
Grab a (B) (D) and some munchies and prepare yourselves to an interesting tour of human nature. I decided that I would take you on a walk through some sets of images I have found that show how men and women perceive their differences, their goals, and their romantic universe in a struggle to understand and manipulate it. enjoy ------------------------------------------------ I. THE BRAIN An unending argument seems to be the neurological differences between man and woman. Our perception of how the female brain . . . and the male brain operate is often satirized. We accept the physiological and hormonal differences due to the sex organs, but some resist that there are fundamental differences in the brain. I. THE BRAIN --------------------------------------------------II. EMOTIONS & THOUGHTS Knowing that our whole consiousness is affected by a variety of factors, there seems to be differing opinions as to where our EMOTIONS
Man Vs. Automobile
When it comes to car gas mileage, HUMANS have it all over cars. This proves it: "WALKING AND BEER" A recent sudy found the average american walks about 900 miles per yeat. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a YEAR. That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. KIND OF MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN DON'T IT?? Now why cant the auto makers do the same for cars???
The Man Who Cried For The World
He sat on his knees with a single tear running down his eye, his killer smiled thinking it from fear, and as death descended upon him....only he knew he cried for his killer, for his soul and for his life. He ascended to heaven, surrounded by the joy and glory of it, but his heart didn't register any of this. he went on his own and watched over the world. The death, the killing, the wars, the disregaurd for others. Seeing all of this...wracked his heart with suffering and grief. All of those people didn't care, didn't shed a single tear for anyone but their own selfish needs. He cried. He cried for all of those people from his perch in the heavens, he cried for everyone living, for everyone who would ever live, for everyone who had already died. He cried for the world. From his vigil in the skys his tears swept down, all of the world was covered with the clouds of his agony. His tears flowed from a mourning heart and soul. For the redemp
Man Walks Free After Sheep Refuses To Testify
Monday, July 30, 2007 Sheep A sheep like this couldn't take the stand A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify. The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress. Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex. 'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen. Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence. metro.co.uk
Man Why The Hell Does The Nice Guys Like Me Get Crapped On Man My Kindness Always Gets Mistakin For Weakness And Now My Feeling Are Dyin And Aint Neve
someday my pain will end, but... until then my pain will end feelings that kill me so upon death my heart will flow once more i say good bye to you thats why we die young
Man What A Day !!!
I have been given A job at Redneck's Bar Come see me and See the bar its a *Blast* to be in . hope everyones day is going well. Well I don't Blog alot, But mostly when I do I am usually venting. But Not tonight I just have a few things to get off my mind for the day. Well It started this morning after I got to class , We had an in class project to do , using Adobe illustrator CS3 and well I am working on my project talking to the teacher about it and at the end of class after I save it and everything I get ready to print this thing out.... AND .. Take a guess what happened, Well first the adobe FROZE up, then shut down taking all my work with it a whole FREAKING 90 MINUTES WORTH. all Gone .. POOF BUBYE. I took a big big intake of breath my teacher heard me and asked me if the program had shut down on me I told her yes . She told me just to open it back up using the file I saved well ok this is all fine well I open adobe back up and look for my file that I DID SAVE and its g
The Man Who Didn't Believe In Love
"There was once a man who didn't believe in love. This was an ordinary man just like you and me, but what made this man special was his way of thinking: He thought love doesn't exist. Of course, he had a lot of experience trying to find love, and he observed the people around him. Much of his life had been spent searching for love, only to find that love didn't exist. Wherever this man went, he would tell people of his thoughts and opinions on love. This man was highly intelligent, and he was very convincing. What he said was the love is just like a drug; it makes you very high, but it creates a strong need. You can become highly addicted to love, but what happens when you don't receive your daily doses of love? Just like a drug, you need your everyday doses. He used to say that most relationships between lovers are just like a relationship between a drug addict and the one who provides the drugs. The one who has the biggest need is like the drug addict; the one who has a little
A Man With A Plan In Life.
Well to start. im a single dad of two great kids. i luv to make music . and thing like that. anything that has to do with it. im in there. been doin it for over 6yrs now. and things are just starting to pop off. this is going to be a great yr for me and my music. so if you ever like to here the next hot thing out. hite me upper. i do have a cd out that you can get. and if your in to rappin, singer, are anything like that there . come get on one of my hot tracks. much luv to everyone out here. and keep it pushin. ICEDUB in the 08! and here are some websites u can hear some of my hot new tracks. let me know what you think. luv to here what you think always. http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/toosweetjiggs2001 here u can get some of my track for free. http://amiestreet.com/artist/21349 http://audiojolt.com/index.php?mode=login So! thats about it for me. hite me uppers!
The Manwhore Revolution!!!!
The Manwhore revolution was started by me and my friend gabe. We're calling all manwhores to take up arms and that includes you women too cuz women are manwhores in a different way. Manwhores are so hated cuz all they wanna do is have a good time and get laid...whos to say we cant do that?? NO ONE THATS WHO!! For us its a way of life....and yes some of us manwhores choose to eventually settle down and start a life...but know one thing....THE MANWHORE REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!! FROM THE TRENCHES OF ITALY TO THE MOUNTAIN PEEKS OF MONTANA TO THE RICE FIELDS OF CHINA TO THE BOARDWALKS OF THE SOUTH JERSEY SHORE.....VIVA LA MANWHORE REVOLUTION!!!!!
The Man Who Started D&d Is Dead
OBITUARY Gary Gygax, a pioneer of the imagination who transported a fantasy realm of wizards, goblins and elves onto millions of kitchen tables around the world through the game he helped create, Dungeons & Dragons, died Tuesday at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. He was 69. His death was confirmed by his wife, Gail Gygax, who said he had been ailing and had recently suffered an abdominal aneurysm, The Associated Press reported. As co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, the seminal role-playing game introduced in 1974, Gygax wielded a cultural influence far broader than his relatively narrow fame among hard-core game enthusiasts. Before Dungeons & Dragons, a fantasy world was something to be merely read about in the works of authors like J.R.R. Tolkien and Robert Howard. Today in Americas Clinton beats Obama in Ohio primary McCain sweeps 4 primaries as rival concedes Colombia escalates Venezuela's quarrel with U.S. But with Dungeons & Dragons, Gygax and his collaborato
The Man Who Walked On Water
Manwhore For Hire!!!
basically ill be your slave for cash... that just about covers it, contact if interested
The Man Who Knows His Math
Manwhore
SEE THIS HANDSOME MAN...HE'S MY NEW OWNER GO LOVE ON HIM LIKE I DO ManWhore ~ *~Bartender @Bad Habitz~*~@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO U BY: VAs FyNeSt~Owned by ManWhore~HEAD GREETER @Club Flava@ fubar
Man Without This Mask!!
U were the small brightly colored bird that the boys incinerated their hearts a pone They loved u bitterly and called u a witch U wanted to belong to someone U found one but he tricked u And tore u like a sister’s doll in a mean brother’s hand And so u became the hurricane child Spewing glass shard, cat hard blood Chewing off your foot to get free I tracked the blood drops in through the snow and found u U didn’t fear me U saw it in me and I saw it in u And we safety our weapons Your were the wolf that stood by the edge my camp fire ever night I would call to u By you would come closer A few nights later it was very cold And the fire was very bright And we could see each other’s faces U saw it in me and I saw it in u And u came and sat next to me And warmed yourself We were together from then on And nothing could separate us The world lost its hold on us We won out against time and convention I would give u the map of where all the landm
Manwhores
This.....this....friend of minecalled me a Hussy the other day, so I changed my name to Hussy for fun. I was immediately pimped out by this woman (name withheld to protect......ah hell.... *points at Witchie*). What followed was kind of amussing. THREE timesas many likes than usual!! Her reply was: "Women like manwhores". Is this true? If so....why? Is it the samething as when men lust over a female that looks like a hooker?Are women actually bigger perverts than men, but there is some super secret code that hides this fact from the rest of society? We need to discuss this. It very well could be the answer to life itself! We could solve world peace people!!
Man Watch: The Blog Of Observations
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The Many Laughs To Come.
>>>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, >>>headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." >>> >>>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. >>>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That >>>makes >>>everything better and I go to work. You try that." >>> >>>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. >>>I >>>be work soon.....you got nice house." DON'T LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND ALONE WHILE SHOPPING AT WALMART !!!! Why men shouldn't be forced to go shopping with their wives!! Dear Mrs. Blum, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. John Blum, has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Also, three of our clerks are attendin
The Many Love Affairs Of Kloey.
These are all performed by my darling friend Aaron. Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets I positively love to listen to this service. I enjoy the music, as well as the preaching. The following song is fairly simple, though it is significant in the memory it invokes. You see, though I'm not the absolute most horrible sounding individual, I know my limits when it comes to singing. Well, there is one dudefeller who loves to hear me sing, despite my lack of excellence. He sings to me, as well. One night, he called me and this song was playing softly in the background. He started to sing along with it. He asked me to sing with him, but being aware of my own shortcomings, I declined. He asked me why I didn't want to sing with him. As I'd done before, I told him that I didn't have a great deal of confidence in my singing abilities. H
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MANY MANY THANK YOUS FOR THE CAKES AND OTHER GIFTS SENT.. I REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE THEM
The Many Thoughts Of A Wanderer
The Man Your Mother Warned You About, But Still Fucked!!
The Many Names Of Intercourse/sex
THE MANY NAMES OF INTERCOURSE you make love to the princess you nail the goth chicks you pay to pound the strippers you feed the fatties dick you fuck the drunken strangers you pork the female jocks you screw the lonely housewife you give the whore the cock you shag when your in britain you jerk when your alone your gramma calls it whoopie a college girl you bone you cherry-pop the virgins you do it with the sluts you bang the chicks who dig the whips and chains *DeViLs lil SiStA* There's not a word than can describe that but Absolute Nirvana ... is the best I can do =) you feed the one night stands you'll never see again "tha salami" *** added 4 Cassy ;) Lady♥Lafter I'd call that some intense seriously rough hellacious fucking ;)
Many Smiles Of Love
Many Smiles Of Love for one an other is a brand of nothing but pure joy and happyness of two people shareing love together...My happyness comes from one man that turns my days into my heart beating and knowing that i can take a breathe and know that he is with me and only me ...... Many have come and many have tried to start a life time of trouble but nothing breaks out fall we stand strong smile at one another and push through each time...because we are strong and can handle what put in front of us only cause we trust and understand our love for each other..... Pushing a side all the things that has happen with us we both can say we fight to stay stay strong and remain as one heart mnd body and soul I know there is others out there that can agree and say that loveing someone is one in a million things, but when two people love each other its something that no one in this world can break cause the bond is strong and can uphold anything tossed in there path .... He makes me
The Man You Thought You Knew
ok so i just helped at the Lakewood Video Game Tourny. We ended up having somewhere like 25 people and ended up with $450 for the charity. All in all it was well worth the work and we all had fun. Playing Halo and me rocking with my comp. Blaring music...i loved it. Well other then that i have been happy with my new comp...got half-life 2 and almost done with it...it gets crazy hard in some places. Then of course i got prom coming up soon and im taking my GF there. I love her so much and cant wait to spend the time with her cus she means so much to me. Well things are all going great. Soon i will be out of school and working more and spending a lot of time with my love. All is good and i don't believe anything can go wrong.
Many Thanks
I was shocked to see the plethera of birthday gifts that i recieved today and wanted to thank each person personally, however, there were so many I don't think I can get to everyone :)...so I put this up to say thank you to all of you for being so sweet you are amazing people and I am very glad I have had the opportunity to befriend all of you. You sure do know how to make a girl feel special!!!...Muah!!! mas68ou12 aka mark is in a contest lets show him all the love we can http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=585435&albumid=566300&i=157621639
The Many Facets Of Tears
The many different reasons of tears. Relieving Reliving Relinquishing Relevant Subtle Tremendous Cleansing Joyful Grief Anger Pain Hurt Endearing Compassion Loss Fear Confusion Simple Complex A tear that runs down your face has many different paths and meanings. Tears that flow unending have a multitude of reasons. My tears that flow today are the many facets of tears. Ever have a day when tears fell but you couldn't quite figure out why? Ever have a day when your tears just wouldn't stop? Ever have a day when you were extremely happy but for just a minute cried anyway?
Many Angles On Earth
my grandbabys are angles on earth as they were both early trying to hold there own with gods hands surounding them love my babies
Many Men
Many ,many Thank Yous....
For all of you helping me level..I'm greatful.I m trying my hardest too return the love.But on dial up is very hard too get too you all. Please if I dont get you back now Ill be there when you need too level up.Just shout me and say I need help leveling and you know I'll be there as soon as possible. Thank you all for all the rates and love you have shown me..Have a great day..Im off too work ill see ya tonight..
The Many Heads Of The Hydra
Idle Chat Nice analogy you have there He was a breeze to raise Except for a few years in the teens When he was possessed Life happens And never stops I just cant stop listening to DFA 1979 We are glad you are better You practically have to breaststroke thru it I am so sorry man Life happens Are you new? I have a tribe to protect I am never alone They managed to work it out Good night and good day 3/9/08
Many Thanks!! Lmao
Thanks to all you wonderful 'friends'who helped me with my problem.Support was certainly overwhelming,thanks to all. INDEED..... BITE ME!
Many Reasons Why I Need To Go Thru W/this Divorce
I need to get this out here..tomorrow is going to be a big day for me at my lawyer's office. We are trying to tie up the loose ends so we can proceed on with my divorce. This has been a long time coming but I am the point where I just want this done. So to help remind me, I am going to write down all the bogus shit my husband has put me thru during our 7 yrs of marriage. 1. He has told me on several occassions that he is not physically attracted to me. He has wanted me to get a tummy tuck and boob job and was willing to fork over 10k to make it happen. 2. He has continued to let his family belittle me, trash me and run me into the ground. They had said things like on a scale of 1-10, I rated a 3, just recently they commented that I moved up to a 4. 3. There was time during my pregnancy I was unable to have sex due to it being painful or me being really sick. He threatned to cut off the cable,internet, and my cell phone if I didnt give him sex or a blowjob. His exact word
The Many Different Sides Of Me.
my prayers are with you in this time of hurricane crisis. If anyone is reading this now...I don't often request this in my blogs but repost this into yours...Thank you. Sponsored in part by $2 dollars to make a difference www.myspace.com/td2mad
Man, You Modern Punk Girls Are Awesome!
MAN, YOU MODERN PUNK GIRLS ARE AWESOME! I WAS TOTALY WITH THAT SCEENE AT ONE TIME. YOU YOUNGER PUNK GIRLS LOOK TOTALLY GOOD!!! I'M 36 NOW, AND I STILL SKATE. I'VE HEARD I HAVE A HUGE AND LEGENDARY FALLOWING WHERE I USED TO PARTY IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA. ..Create Your Glitter Text
Many Great Ideas
this cool!!!!! Well it's been a interesting day today. Been working on one of my other blogs. Check it out ,go to ICQ.com and go to blogs ,but first become a member it's free . Then go to blogs , then go to search and search(Angelos blog about anything,)that's the blogs name check it out . It's borring for now, butit'll get interesting as i go along it with it,I promis. WHATS UP HELLO,hello
Many Loves
WOULD YOU SHOULD YOU COULD YOU LET YOUR EX WIFE LIVE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE WHILE YOU ARE LIVING WITH AND ENGADGED TO A NEW LADY IN YOUR LIFE OR MAN I KNOW CHILDREN ARE THE LOVE OF OUR LIFES AND I KNOW YOU WOULD DO ANY THING IN THE WORLD FOR THEM AND TO SEE THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LADY YOU ARE WITH NOW WHAT ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE OTHER ONE BEING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS SHE IS?AND AFTER YOU HAD A DREAM THAT THE EX WIFE TOOK THE LADY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH? MANY LOVES FROM ME TO YOU LOVES THAT COME AND GO LOVES THAT STAY AND FLY KISSES AND LOVES TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU
The Many Sides Of Me
On the Wings of Faeries Steps light as Air Seraphim Diablo floats on a breeze With the Spirit of Dragons Eyes of Fire Seraphim Diablo tempers soar higher In the Arms of Vampyers Movements like Water Seraphim Diablo hearts of desire At the Feet of Mother and Father Stronger then Earth Seraphim Diablo brings life to the hearth
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HELLO TO ALL MY CHERRY TAPPERS I HAVE A MAP ON MY PAGE PLEASE ADD YOURSELF SO I CAN SEE WHERE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FROM !!!!!! THANK YOU BABYGIRL
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please be nice to me today and go add urself to my map go add yourself to my map...please...
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Hey everyone justed added a map to my page come and sign it to show where all my friends are from
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would be cool to see where all my friends on fubar are from so go on my page and add yourself to my map,thanks xo
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