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Here's the current list. It took me 4 or 5 days to get this complete and 1000% accurate. 21 100 Years of the World Series 16 Blocks 2006 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl 24: Season 1 24: Season 2 24: Season 3 24: Season 4 24: Season 5 24: Season 6 3:10 to Yuma 48 Hours 48 Hours, Another 50 First Dates 6th Day, The A Civil Action A Few Good Men A Team: Season 1 A Time To Kill After The Sunset Against The Ropes Ali Amazing Story Of Superman, The American Beauty American Dream, The - The Dusty Rhodes Story American Pie American Pie 2 American Wedding America's Sweethearts Anchor Man Andre The Giant: Larger Than Life Andrew Dice Clay: Dice Rules Andy Kaufman: I'm From Hollywood Any Given Sunday Arista: 25 Years of #1 Hits Armageddon 2003 Armageddon 2004 Armageddon 2005 Armageddon 2006 As Good As It Gets Auto Focus Back to the Future Back to the Future Part 2 Back to the Future Part 3 Backlash 2001 Backlash 2002 Backlash 2003 Backlash 2004 Backlash 20
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Barbie Girl - Aqua - Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You Wanna Go For A Ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump In! - Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation I'm A Blonde Single Girl In The Fantasy World Dress Me Up, Take Your Time, I'm Your Dollie You're My Doll, Rock And Roll, Feel The Glamour And Pain Kiss Me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky-Panky You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours, Oooh Whoa I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oo
I like to have fun with those get to know you lists so here is the last one someone sent me with me responses: 1. Where is your cell phone? hand 2. Where is your significant other? dunno 3. Your hair? leaving 4. Your mother? short 5. Your father? shorter 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Dream last night? yes 8. Your dream/goal? room full of naked virgins..oh wait, one word...happiness :D 9. The room you're in? padded 10. Your hobby? games 11. Your fear? never being in a room full of naked virgins..oh crap, one word...none 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 13. Where were you last night? vegas 14. What you're not? In a room full of naked virgins...chit...ummm..sad 15. Muffins? yummy 16. One of your wish list items? ok ,i wont type it anymore..but you all know...ShelbyGT500 17. Where you grew up? various 18. The last thing you did? pee'd....hey, this isnt my list, so deal :D 19. What are you wearing? smile 21. Your TV big? yep 22. Your pet(s)? so
Listen To The Bitch.....
I'm new to this so if you stop by then leave a message for me I will comment me a drink while you are waiting!
Listen Woman!
look. a woman is sweet, genirous, and cares for her luv ones. a woman gives birth to a new life and will giv it all da luv it needs even witout a father figure. a woman will luv her man no matter how dirty he does her, and how selfish he gets. women been brainwash for centuries to believe dat they r beneathe men, women were brought up to be house wives and cater to men. its about time dat women realize dat they control the earths' destiny. hints da name mother earth. A woman is everything. if dares no woman den their will be no life cycle. this is jus how i truly feel. is it wrong for me to know that women were made in gods' image? now people just care about leveling up. they add friends and dont bother to get to know them. why is that,
List Of Most Beautiful Songs
so here goes this is just a test to see if this thing even works but you can still fill them out and its just for fun okay so here's my list so far and I'll keep on adding. If you have any songs that you think I might like based on what I have so far feel free to let me know. Birds and Boats-Gregory and the Hawk The Promise- Tracy Chapman One of These Mornings- Moby Who Wants To Live Forever- Queen Something- Across the Universe soundtrack (cover of the Beatles) What If You- Joshua Radin Everytime- La Ley Recovery Room- The Jealous Sound Are You Alright- Lucinda Williams Silence- Matt Pond PA Back 2 Good- Matchbox 20(good old cheating song) Bankrupt On Selling-Modest Mouse A Little Pain- Olivia Inspi Reira Send Me on My Way- Rusted Root Rest in Pieces- Saliva Wait- Seven Mary Three Sunrise- Norah Jones Mayonaise- Smashing Pumpkins Nothing I’ve Ever Known- Bryan Adams Everything Changes-Staind You- Switchfoot Song To The Siren- Tim Buckley Edge Hill- Groove
i have 100 11s anyone want to buy them? i need rtes but not that bad guys i do not cam,i will not do anything for rates im just here to have fun,i dont expect rates i put my pics out if you rate them fine and if you dont well that s fine too.ty to my awsome friends for rating and being good friends im trying to get cought up on my ratting so be patont with me myspeeling isn great lol sorry
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Stand by me....
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You put the pieces back into place. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Listen Up
Why do guys say one thing and then act like they don't care at all. Play with peoples feelings. Would like to meet someone who does and acts like what he says. Why all the lies?
A List
I am gonna list the top 10 reasons he tugs on my heart strings. 1. I love the way he bites on his tounge when he is concentrating. 2.I love the way he paces back and fourth when he is on the phone. 3.I love when he looks at me out of no where and tells me im so cute. 4.I love the way he looks at me when he is "above" me 5. His touch, always sincere. 6. When he sings in the car really loud, I can't help but to smile, really big. 7. If i ever make references to wanting a drink or something he is always willing to get up and get it for me. 8. I love when we havent seen each other in like two days, and when we do see each other its like the first time we hung out for 10 minutes...awkward and exciting all rolled into one. LOL 9. I love his eyes. 10. His random kisses on my body at any given time. I♥Chad
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The List
THE LIST So the list i am referring to is mentioned in Lil Wayne's song "Got Money" and if you must know the time of niggas he is talking about are the type of niggas that would have been killed if you had stoped it from happening. There the niggas that think that they are the G of Gangsta and they think they run shit but the only reason there alive is cuz of there BIG HOMIES. They think that you dont know that as soon as you look away there trying to find a way two be 2-faced . but what they dont know is your a hunder miles ahead of him and that you know their move befor they do. They the motha fucka that you almost beat the fuck out of in the house and then you go to drag they outside so you dont distroy ur crib with all the blood a ur brother has to step in and phisicaly seperate you from they. Then you know ur leaving for somthing better in your life and because they are the homie you set them up with everything that they could ever need and set there buisness up completly c
Listen Baby ...
Listen, baby Ain't no mountain high Ain't no vally low Ain't no river wide enough, baby If you need me, call me No matter where you are No matter how far Just call my name I'll be there in a hurry You don't have to worry 'Cause baby, There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you Remember the day I set you free I told you You could always count on me From that day on I made a vow I'll be there when you want me Some way,some how 'Cause baby, There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you No wind, no rain My love is alive Way down in my heart Although we are miles apart If you ever need a helping hand I'll be there on the double As fast as I can Don't you know that There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you Don'
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Listen To Tay Okay!!!
CYBER LOVE          Cyber love is a figment of our imagination. A wonderful fantasy of our individual creation. I bought all the lines that came to own me. Never understanding the feelings that I couldn't see. Never realizing my heart he was stealing. Too caught up in the overwhelming feeling. Some people need a lesson to learn. I got mine and can still feel the burn. I never allow myself to make the same mistake twice. So don't read more into my words because I'm just being nice. I can be your friend but my secrets you"ll never know. Inside of my heart is someplace you will never go. Even when you believe you are very close to me. A superficial women is all you will ever see. So don't ask me for love or something else I don't feel. I'm not trying to be a bitch ,I'm just keeping it real. Everything that matters is what I won't share. So don't be foolish and begin to really care. Please ask nothing from me except some casual chat. Because that is all I have to give..nothing b
A List About You
a sunnyday is a time to playplay without regreta sunny day inst about tommarowdont regretplaying favorites is part of the showits all that we wishits all that we knowits not about tommarowyou think its leavingishbut yes its tommarowtommarow turns sunnydays time to play without frettoday tommarowa sunnday is fo. sho. a sunnyday is a time to playplay without regreta sunny day inst about tommarowdont regretplaying favorites is part of the showits all that we wishits all that we knowits not about tommarowyou think its leavingishbut yes its tommarowtommarow turnssunnydays time to play without frettoday tommarowa sunnday is fo. sho. chillie bomb this chillie bomb that...... with you! we know we should have known. never known and surly never understood... just our own self distress we have won. together we will finish and never diseave cause life is our diseas and thats all we know. never bleeding just releasing the disease of life and the angles. angeles protect we no such thin
List Of Grievances
My brain isn't functioning, I'm either so exhausted or completely brain dead.... I hate these things: men who where athletic socks with dress shoes men who are so intellectual they become arrogant and condescending woman who think beauty is more important then brains people who clear their throat over the phone people who do snot rockets in the shower people who spit on the sidewalk as your walking down it the list goes on I am so seriously stupid right now my response time will be slow *kicks you all in the shins and walks away*   Wicked
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For the record, I AM NOT HERE FOR SEX. If you can't respect that then you don't belong on my page. I'm here to meet new people and maybe I'll meet someone I can care for but I will not have cyber,cam,or phone sex,so don't ask.It does nothing for me and I respect myself way too much to go that low. Just because I might find you attractive doesn't mean I want to have sex with you on here,so forget it.If this is harsh,I'm sorry but this is my feelings on the subject. God bless, Princess
Listen To Me!
The positive aspect of life...Too much negativity in the last few posts. Why? Well, thats the honest truth of the world. However, there is more to life than just all that depressing junk... Otherwise, everyone would be killing themselves on a daily basis... Well, they do, but there would be more of them haha.So first off. How do we actually enjoy life? Easy. Have fun with yourself! Now, before you peeps get too excited, I'm talking about accepting yourself and enjoying yourself. Have an absolute blast with yourself! Once you can have a great time with you and ONLY you and not have a thought about anyone or anything else in the world, you will have succeeded. Once you get to this point, you get this magical aura that others see that naturally attracts them to you... to the point where they want to be with you, hang with you, society just wants you. Its all natural and no try-hard on your part. This is what peeps mean when they say "be yourself." Being yourself is being able to have fun
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The List
Listen To The Silence
I know I may be young but I have been through so much that it isn't funny. Some things good others bad and things someone should never have to go through. I was 8 years-old when my parents got a divorce, I have a sister and a brother. My mom had a hard time raising us by herself because my realy dad was an alcoholic and didn't take care of us at all. My mom met a guy that she thought was nice and they have been married for almost 3 years. He has lived with my family for 6 years and the entire time has told all of us that we were worthless, stupid, bitches, and horrible children. I have had a rough time losing my dad because I loved him, and I soon became very depressed. After years of taking verbal abuse my mom this year had said I think I am going to divorce your stepdad because I want you guys to come and visit. I broke down and cried, to know my mom really did love me because she had never stood up like that before she let him hurt us for years. I was happy but now he is still ther
LISTEN... close ur eyes use ur imagination listen with ur heart feel with ur soul dont say a word close ur eyes list to the words feel the beat feed ur mind dont say word close ur eyes breathe it taste it feel it be it dont say a word close ur eyes let ur mind be free let ur soul sing let ur heart beat dont say a word enjoy wut the good lord gave u take it and run with it embrace the lyrics the wisdom the pain the joy never know wuts in store for the next verse. dont say a word just intake wut they say. the reality its more than the beat maybe more than u and me.... its not wut u say or see but about wut it can be. dont say a word just listen with ur soul u never know wut u may be told.
If you love someone let them know every second of every day not just by saying those 3 words I love you show it by showing it and proving it.  Listen to them talk to them.  If you have a problem go to them and tell them don't go to someone else and believe what they tell because chances are there gonna lie to you trust your partner and your heart they won't steer you wrong.  Johnny I am sorry I didn't come to you and I'm sorry I listen to everyone else.  I hope you can forgive me.  I love you and I always have and always will.
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Listen To Our Forefathers
From the Declaration of Independence     We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are
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Liste De La Plupart Des Peintures Célèbres
La peinture a été un passe-temps ainsi que la vocation depuis des temps très anciens. Cet art a évolué à des niveaux de progrès depuis le début. Beaucoup de techniques et de styles assimilés dans cet art, le rendre plus aimable à masses. Peintres expérimenté avec différents thèmes, les styles, les textures, les médias, mais quelques-unes des expériences ont été acceptés par les montres rolex replique amateurs d'art. Différents cultes dans la peinture ont été établis à la suite de ces expériences. Et ces processus produit tant de peintres talentueux. Ces peintres talentueux deviennent les maîtres de l'art dans le temps très court. Bien que toutes les oeuvres que ces peintres ont fait exceptionnelle dans le regard, la technique et précision, mais il n'y a que quelques ouvrages qui ont touché le coeur des masses et a laissé une marque indélébile sur les amateurs d'art. Ces oeuvres ont été aimés par les gens de toutes les périodes et sont immensément célèbre. Les grandes oeuvres sont des
Listen To My Music.!!!
Listen Bitches
Listen Bitches
 Do you like it dirty and naughty? So do I give it to me deep legs pinned behind my head begging for your cock.   I am in the mood of a good hard pounding.   I want it rough.  Give me a call and lets have some fun.    Leather pants and panties are one of my favorite things to wear. I really enjoy them when the weather is nice and hot. My skin gets super slick all bound up in the leather.   Come get naughty with me in my leather.   I just love being bent over having my panties pulled down and given a bare bottom spanking.  Hearing the sound of a strong hand hitting my ass and the warmth of it when I reach back to feel makes my pussy so wet.  Come spank me.
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Lita Ford
Lita's Lyrics
My nylons are melting down my legs Your heart is pounding at my throat I can't catch my breath I lost it when your fingertips Ran down my back and up my neck Your kiss makes me feel like this I'm so hungry for your sex I'm so hungry for your sex I got an appetite for love tonight I wanna taste your sweet thing I wanna feel the sting of your sex, of your sex My body all painted lipstick red We ripped the sheets right off the bed My fingernails left fiery trails Across your back, oh, tell me baby How'd you like that little pussycat scratch I'm so hungry for your sex I'm so hungry for your sex I got an appetite for love tonight I wanna taste your sweet thing I wanna feel the sting of your sex, of your sex I'm so hungry for your sex I'm so hungry for your sex I'm so hungry for your sex I got an appetite for love tonight I wanna taste your sweet thing I wanna feel the sting of your sex, of your sex I'm so hungry for your... Lisa, you are the shelte
Lita Ford- Back To The Cave
01 Lita Ford - 10 ...
Lita Ford - Cant' Catch Me !
02 Can't Catch Me.... 02 Can't Catch Me....
Lita Ford - Blueberry !
03 Blueberry.wma
Lita Ford - Your Wake Up Call !
04 Your Wake Up Ca... 04 Your Wake Up Ca...
Lita Ford - Hungry For Your Sexx !
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Lita Ford - Poison !
06 Lita Ford - Poi... 06 Lita Ford - Poi...
Lita Ford - The Ripper !
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Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne - If I Close My Eyes' Forever !
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Lita Ford - Hellraiser !
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Lita Ford - Lisa !
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Lita Ford - Broken Dreams' !
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Lita Ford - Rock & Roll !
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Lita Ford - Cherry Red !
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Lita Ford - Aces' & Eights' !
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Lita Ford - Falling In & Out Of Love !
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Lita Ford - Bad Love !
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Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed !
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Lita Ford Viedo - Playing With Fire !
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Lita Ford Viedo - Shot Of Poison !
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Lita Ford Viedo - Kiss Me Deadly !
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Lita Ford- Hungry For Your Sexx!
Lita Ford - Playin With Phyre! Lol
Lita Ford - Kiss Me Deadly!
Lita Ford - Shot Of Poison !
Lita Ford & Ozzy Ozbourne - Close My Eyes' Forever !
Lita Ford - Falling In & Out Of Love !
Lita Ford - Back To The Cave !
Lita Ford - Unholy Love !
Lita Ford - Gotta Let Go !
Lita Ford - Lisa !
Lita Ford - Dressed To Kill !
Lita Ford Live - Hit & Run !
Lita Ford Live - Cant' Catch Me !
Lita Ford - Out For Blood !
Lita Ford - Little To Early !
Lita Ford - Larger Then Life !
Lita Ford And Day Of The Dead !
Lita Ford - Shot Of Posion/tribute/montage !
Lita Ford - Falling In & Out Of Love !
Lita Ford - Live In Concert(rare) Gotta Let Go !
Lite Reading
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Literary Journal
Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen, Love your life. Believe in your own powers, and your own potential, and in your own innate goodness. Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive, Discover each day the magnificent, awesome beauty in the world. Explore and embrace life in your self and in everyone you see each day. Reach within to find your own specialness Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potencial of each new day. Dont be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect; this is the essence of your humanity. Let those who love you help you Trust enough to able to take Look with hope to the horizon of today, for today is all we truly have. Live this day well Let a little sun out as well as in Creat your own rainbows. Be open to all your responsibilities; all possibilities and miracles. Always believe in miracles. Since the dawn of man, We have fought for our land. Peac
Literary Gothic
Revolving in oval loops of solar speed, Couched in cauls of clay as in holy robes, Dead men render love and war no heed, Lulled in the ample womb of the full-tilt globe. No spiritual Caesars are these dead; They want no proud paternal kingdom come; And when at last they blunder into bed World-wrecked, they seek only oblivion. Rolled round with goodly loam and cradled deep, These bone shanks will not wake immaculate To trumpet-toppling dawn of doomstruck day : They loll forever in colossal sleep; Nor can God's stern, shocked angels cry them up From their fond, final, infamous decay. From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mys
Literature Ebassadors
"There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance." Socrates, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers "I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean." Socrates, In "Apology," sct. 21, by Plato. "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." Plato "Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith." Saint Francis of Assisi "If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties." Sir Francis Bacon "Silence is the virtue of fools." Sir Francis Bacon "The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." Frank Zappa "In the
It was a gorgeous Saturday morning. I was not too happy about having to work today but I had a presentation that I needed to finish for a meeting on Monday. I had no choice. Reluctantly, I showered, but decided to skip shaving. Not like anyone will be at the office to notice anyway. I got dressed in my suit & tie, grabbed my brief case and coffee and headed out the door. I hailed a cab half-heartedly, and told the driver to take me to the train station. . As I stepped onto the platform awaiting my train, I caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman I’d never seen before, reading a book as she sat on one of the benches. Her hair was a beautiful red, long and curly. The mild spring breeze gently tossed her locks about her face and her fingers brushed it aside and she turned and for a moment, her eyes captured my stare. I smiled nervously and opened my newspaper, not noticing I was holding it upside down. She let out a giggle and went back to her book. Embarrassment got the best of me as I
Litefoot has spent years developing his music making abilities and growing his fan base. On November 11, 2008 Litefoot will release his newest album “Relentless Pursuit” EXCLUSIVELY AT WWW.LITEFOOT.COM - The album is a blend of contemporary rap music infused with Native American perspectives and Tribal rhythms for the masses to enjoy! Join the foot soldierz team
Literotica Posting this is a link to a short story i wrote.  let me know what you think of it in the comment box
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Lithium Lyrics
Lithium lyrics Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Oh, but God, I want to let it go. Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone. Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show. Never wanted it to be so cold. Just didn't drink enough to say you love me. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Don't want to let it lay me down this time. Drown my will to fly. Here in the darkness I know myself. Can't break free until I let it go. Let me go. Darling, I forgive you after all. Anything is better than to be alone. And in the end I guess I had to fall. Always find my place among the ashes. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't wa
Litha or summer solstice Happy Litha to all Wiccans The longest day of the year, the god of light reaching the moment of his greatest strength. Litha the opposite to Yule. He gives way to his twin the god of darkness . Wicca is known to have a basis of the spiral of life, representing the neverending circle of death and rebirth, encouraging you to be aware of that which balances. Where there is death there is life,Where there is light there is dark. if i have written anything that is incorrect, please let me know!!!!!!!
The sun is high above us shining down upon the land and sea, making things grow and bloom. Great and powerful sun, we honor you this day and thank you for your gifts. Ra, Helios, Sol Invictus, Aten, Svarog, you are known by many names. You are the light over the crops, the heat that warms the earth, the hope that springs eternal, the bringer of life. We welcome you, and we honor you this day, celebrating your light, as we begin our journey once more into the darkness. Wishing you a most joyous Summer Solstice! This Ritual shall be performed during the bright, sunny daytime hours. Alternately, it would also be acceptable to begin at precisely the astronomical time that the Summer Solstice actually begins. The exact time that the Sun enters Cancer, marking the precise moment of the beginning of Summer - for 1997 - is 4:20 AM Eastern Daylight Time (check your calendar or almanac for future years). This particular Litha Ritual contains a cleansing/purification of Self,
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Litl Thoughts To Brighten Ur Day!!
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does!! The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes!! My mind not only wonders, it sometimes leaves completely!! (Boy, that's the best way to put it for my life lately!) One of lifes little mysteries is how a 2 lb box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs!! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them!! Reason to smile..every 7 min of every day, someome in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring!! Insanity is my only means of relaxation!! If you have something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your livingroom, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free. You either married it or gave birth to it!! Have a great d
Litmus Test
Lit Submissions
I want to put this down before another year passes and the memory is wiped from my consciousness completely. I will try to relate the events as I remember them, though I am old now and can be unreliable. Still, the memory of that time is what I keep with me, rather than the actual facts. So this will be as close as I can remember it and probably as close as you can remember it since a) you weren't present for much of what I am relating, and b) wouldn't be able to do much better either without relying on wikipedia to confirm the true facts. I want to tell you about Christmas in France. Now, I'm sure that every American Exchange student in every different corner of France at any given time didn't witness the same sort of Christmas I did. I was in Grenoble in 1990. At that time, back in the States Bush Senior was gathering a coalition... and when I use the word "coalition" I mean more than just Great Britain along with a handful of Australian and Polish soldiers thrown in, to figh
A Little Bit Of Everything
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A Little Something I Wrote
Tragedie struck So I fucked your mothers butt First I greased up a carrot and she made it to the green I learned how to fuck from Twiztid and now im makin her scream TAP TAP TAP OH SHIT Your fathers home from work and now he's knockalockin at the door So I donkey punch that bitch like BLAAAM I love her too much couldnt let her see this death scene I open the door, your pops strolls in Talkin big and bad like he's tough shit So I took my axe and didnt hesitate to crack Im covered in blood and ya mutha's wakin up Im straight up FUCKED Come a little closer I wanna show you what im all about Come a little closer Now im openin my mouth I know im a n00b but damn I want your tool I'll freak ya from head to toe Im gunna make you feel the right way But it aint all about that you see Cuz this shawty is crushin She's crushin so bad I'll treat you right We'll never fight I'll always kiss you goodnight Baby take my hand and lets roll I wanna be your Ctown gir
Little Pixie's Thoughts
Boys are confusing as all hell, so simple is the way for me to keep things. So for now I'm keeping things complication free. I'll prolly date a bit here and there, but I'm keeping myself single. Just got out of a year and three months relationship and I don't particularly feel like being complicated or serious anytime soon. This is NOT a reason for the male populous to flood my prescence, I know your all there, if I'm interested you'll know too. Also, pick up lines are LAME. Please cut it the hell out. kthxbi. on a side note: i need to take more pictures. hmm maybe i'll bring my cam for 2morrow night when sam and nicole and i go on the discovery cruise for the male review and dinner. we'll be all cute... So i'm participating in NaNoWriMo, only I'm doing it this month b/c I bought the book and you can do it any month you want. I'm doing a scfi-fi fantasy novel, currently without a title and possibly no plot, haha. BUT! It shall rawk, just cuz I'm writing it!! LoL, j/k.
The good: exams are finally over, yay! I really hope that these were my last ever coz I am not wanting to go back to uni next year. Fingers crossed for a job! The bad: my boyfriend has gone to Europe and America for 3 whole months over the Christmas holidays. I am completely devastated. The ugly: Well I'm going out drinking tonight, partly to celebrate the good, and partly to forget the bad :P Things could get interesting... lol Love LMV Ok, I'm tired of bitching about what annoys me. So today I'm doing a list of things I love. cream (especially choc chip cookie dough) 3 cats, Rupert Rosie and Oliver (see pics) boyfriend Natt (also see pics) ...The Simpsons, House, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, Futurama. Such good shows! ...talking. I could talk through concrete ...cherry tomatoes ...people giving me good ratings :P, jade, pink, purple old and daggy jeans, even though they have holes everywhere they are so
The Little Secrets
i know i haven't been on too much lately, but i picked up another job. Its going pretty good although i just started it about a month ago. i just wanted to let all of you know that i am still alive and breathing. love to you all! You Are From the Moon You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon. You're in touch with your emotions and intuition. You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory. Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone). A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?
A Little Query
1. Who are you? 2. Where are you from? 3. Have you ever been to Sweden? 4. Are we friends? 5. When and how did we meet? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would u kiss me? 8. Give me a nickname and explain why? 9. Describe me in 1 word! 10. What was ur first impression of me? 11. Do u still think the same? 12. What reminds u of me? 13. If you could give me anything what would it be? 14. How well do u know me? 15. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me? 16. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't? 17. Would you ever meet up with me?
A Little Rant!
so im sitting here tonight bored as hell, no money and feeling a little like im an outcast. i have no money and no gas in my car! the girls i have dated recently all seem to have one thing in common, they want to work on their lives first! then they date someone else, what the fuck is that! fucking games! some good news, i had an interview today to be a dealer at a casino, if they call, monday i start 5 weeks of school, then make about 18 an hour when i graduate. why cant i just get someone that wants the same things i do? so last night before leaving for work i decide to take a bath, all of a sudden i hear my step father yelling and acting like an idiot, i shut the watter off in time to hear some derogitory remarks about myself! needless to say i defended myself! all of a sudden the door bursts open and my stepfather comes in yelling and raises his fist. WTF?? he leaves the bathroom and i quickly get out and get some pants on. i go out into the kitchen argue a second more and he decid
A Little Girls Dream
A Little About Me
A Little About Me
you know how when a someone gets a stereo or a digital camera or any kind of toy and they play with it and it breaks, they usually send it bakc to get fix. once fixed this element either goes back to the owner or its sent for resale as refurbished... well thats how i feel .... i feel like a used stereo that was aparently fixed but that deep inside knows that its been broken and that there is nothing or no one who will make it whole again..... Somewhere there's someone, who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence, that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you! so yeah i was thinking today and i came to realize im always the friend and never the girlfriend... aparently im good enough to hang out with and to even have sex with but not good enough to have a relationship with... i mean im not bad looking, im not a bad person, im actually a good person and a lot to offer, but aparently not good enough for some p
A Little About Me
A Little Help
i am home alone and board if you was here waht can we do to spice things up dont hold back siting here board and thinking i am by myself and in a hot tub i got room what would you do if you were here
A Little About Me
Well. I am a girl with spirit and hyperness. I like to be myself. I am finishing school in December this year and then I am heading off for Illinois to go live with Eugene and Alicia. They are my greatest friends ever. Well... Ok Im living here in Az... I have a gf.. Her name is Tami. We live together. WE both are bisexuals. Well...nothing else really going on in my life right now!
Little Tease
Author: Patricia Annette Roden The moment I opened my heart and let you in I saw this great love starting to begin. I opened my eyes to a vision of you I hope, I pray your feelings are true. I have loved and I have paid the cost And I have felt the pain of the love I lost. But, now, I think I have truly found An Angel who walks upon the ground. You go beyond all limits for me Just to show your love endlessly. I could search my whole life through And never find another 'you'. You are so special that I wanted you to know I truly, completely love you so. Thank you for being there when I needed you... and even when I didn't, Thank you for being there through the good times... and the bad, Thank you for being there to encourage my dreams.... and my crazy ideas, Thank you for catching me... before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears... when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up... and making me laugh, Th
Littlejohhny Joke
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car
A Little More!
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want 2 smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but dont you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; Dont give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another low. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit.
Little Johnny...
A grade school teacher in Philly asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Brick City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
Littli Known Fact
Little Known Facts 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50
A Little Something.
Little Jonny amazing Saw III better than ever. also Hostel II is coming,and more pshyco killers,have a bloody hallowen
Little Johnny Joke
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!" Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday. Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to sgo
A Little More About Me
First of all I want to say that yes I do have AIM MSN Yahoo etc, but NO I do not give them out. I have a lot going on and I used to give out my AIM name but I dont have the time to sit around and chat with 50 people on messenger. It just gets too overwhelming and time consuming, before I know it my day is gone and nothing has gotten done. So if someone gives you a SN saying it is me, ITS A FAKE!! 2nd, why do people think that just because I post some pics of myself (like everyone else on myspace and lost cherry, duh that's what it's for) that I am in love with myself, or a whore or whatever!?! If I werent an internet model and posted my pics on here would you still say that im a whore and full of myself? How am I full of myself because I post pics that I like and talk about my animals and things that I like to do and my boyfriend etc.when other people are on here only saying how horny they are and how much they want to fuck and posting pics of their dicks or pussies!?!? How am I a w
The Little Mermaid Greased Through The Open Door
Well, it's been a while since I posted a blog on here...sadly most of my time is spent posting on myspace, or playing games on pogo. I'm sitting here enjoying the quiet. Tony is sleeping, and Troy's at work. I'm watching Charmed or rather listening to Charmed since the t.v. is behind me. I'm finding myself amazed with the number of people I run into online that I actually know. Don't realize how many people you know and talk to until they're all in your friends I'm going out for my birthday on Saturday. Probably gonna start at Tracks, then the HighDive, and then god only knows where I'll end (bar location that is, lol) Then again, maybe I'll make it a "layed back" celebration and we will go to the office, chill in the corner booth, play some pool and consume mass quantaties of booze-ahol (beer/liquor for those that aren't aware of my odd use of made up words) As of now I have quite a few people that say they're going to meet me on Saturday, but who knows if t
A Little Of Me
only you you asked me how I knew but in embarrassment I just couldn't say that somehow you have encased yourself so deep within my heart that I fear if we should end it would be the undoing of me a whispered word, a roving touch never did i think that I could want you so much this is new to me as sweet as the first taste of faith the enveloping trust the moment when you finally give in and let His spirit embrace you the oceans deep and unrelenting movement couldn't hold a sunken ship any tighter than my soul clings to you you believe in me have faith in me and with all your innocent love you have made me believe that what we share no matter why could be the one truth in this never ending sea of life and when we join together melding our bodies into one the emotions you bring forth from deep in me sends shivers down my spine even when you are not here it reminds me though I know love offers no guarantees I wouldn't change a thing all I could ask
A Little About Me.....
I sent a message to some of my friends; Only one person didn't completely read it and blocked me... If they would have read it they would not have been offended. The message began by saying " I trusted you....went on to say you opened your big mouth... then the message ended in "now everyone knows how sexy I am" OMG! out of control...... I would never send a bad message.... I can't believe it.... just because you can't read properly. My apologies to anyone it offended. -Gina A- Available: YES A - Age: OVER 30 A - Annoyance: GUYS THAT ARE FAKE B - Best feature: EYES B - Beer: CORONA B - Birthday: SEPT. 2 C - Crush: they know who they are **wink** C - Car: 2004 LEXUS 1S-300 C - Candy: 100 GRAND BAR D - Day or night: Night D - Dream Car: CORVETTE D - Dogs or Cats: both E - Egg nog: YES WTH RUM Favorite color(s):Black, white, Royal Blue Favorite Band/Artist: AEROSMITH G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears G - God: God G - Glasses: ON OCCASION H - Hair
A Little Bit Of My Life
Little Lost..
Omg I just had the day from hell.... I couldn't fix my car cause apparently they idiot proofed it so I'm out. Then let's make it worse. I BROKE MY FUCKING CELL PHONE! I got under the car with it in my pocket.. broken view screen much? Yeah.. Then my "Father" told me that if I had any trouble with it that he'd be home all day to just call him and he'd come help. Well ok.. I did that. Called the house. Nothing. Called his cell. Nope. Now I sit here broken car.. broken phone.. and nothing to be happy about... Oh I fuckin love being me. I'm gonna go bash my head off something now.. So this is what blogs are like here.. ok that's different than what I'm used to. I'm still trying to figure all of this out.. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Little Johnny's Question
Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests." 2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy bear lying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage." Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled & asked, "Wha
Little Sexy
A Little About Me
A Little Something I Just Love.
When the moon is on the wave, And the glow-worm is in the grass, And the meteor on the grave, And the wisp is on the morass; When the falling stars are shooiting And the answer'd owls are hooting, And the silient leavs are still In the shadow of the hill, Shall my soul be upon thine, With a power and with a sign. Though thy slumber may be deep, Yet thy spirit shall not sleep; There are shades which will not vanish, There are thoughts thou canst banish, By a power to thee unknown, Thou canst never be alone; Thou art wrapst as with a shroud, Thou art I can gather`d in a cloud; And for ever shalth thou dwell In the spirit of this spell. Though thou seest me not pass by, Thou shalth feel me with thine eye As a thing that, though unseen, Must be near thee, and hath been; And when in that secret dread Thou hast turn`d around thy head, Thou shalth marvel I am not As thy shadow on the spot, And the power which thou dost feel Shall be what thou must conceal
A Little Humor.
Vaseline A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out." Adult Quiz Adult Quiz Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife (well not for real of c
A Little About Me.....
A Little Venting
Well it has been like a week sience I have talked to this girl that I really do care about. I don't know where she is or what she is doing. I am really worried that she isn't getting into or doing something that she will regret. I really don't know what to do about this girl., she dose know that I care about her. I just wish I had a true friend to talk with about this somebody that maybe could help cheer me up a little bit because I am really on the urge to breaking down and just falling out at this point. I really don't give a rats ass what you think anyways if you read this. No one really pays any attention to me on this site any ways and that is why I just dont care about what you might think. I guess I will find out who my true friends are and who really isn't a true friend if I get comments on this or any of my other blogs.Well I am going to stop rambleing now. Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, Being born in the 90s doesn't mean SHIT! It's not like you could r
Little Fictional Story About Me. ;o)
Before you read this, I will tell you this is a fictional story I wrote about a online game I play called planetside. ;) If your a gammer you might just like it. Pls feel free to let me know your thoughts and comments.. A Day in the Life of Gh0sTWrAiTh The Siege of Faro Blackness… Slowly, I try to open my eyes and think to myself, “Can I see? What will I see?” My body tingles all over. It feels like my skin is crawling, everything moving by its own accord. I’m not sure what this is, but it feels so… familiar. Why does it feel like something is regenerating me, making me stronger and rejuvenating me? Is this a new body? I still have all my old memories of home, but the intensity of the pain is relentless. The memory of being shot by a sniper five hundred yards away still resonates through my skull. I can still feel the bullet ripping through my Rexo-suit, burning into my flesh, deep into my heart, causing it to stop beating. The pain and the burning are unbearable. My
Little Dittys
The One Called Friend In this foreign land It has been noticed that the one called friend in this foreign land has been given the attributes of the lover. Nameless people at the jobsite disclose that they no longer keep boyfriends but have "friends" to serve their wishes. He takes her to the movies, dinner etc. and enjoys the privilege of being with her but not actually be with her, or so they say, sort of like an escort. ! He should be paid for services rendered! Anyways there is a secret desire for your friend. The guy would have no qualms with an actual love affair betwixt the two of you. Otherwise, he would not put up with the senseless stuff she has him to do. He figures this is the best way to love land. Show her an unyielding faithful guy and she'll come around to loving you. In reality, what really happens is he'll is forced, (well I shouldn't say forced, he wants to see her happy so…) to weather countless storms of bad boyfriends, indecisions, and P.
A Little Story
Play The Little Girl
A Little "about Me"
A Little Of Me
A Little of me A Little of Me Fading fast I've gotta Break the Cycle Inside your as ugly as i feel Outside the norm Its Been Awhile since My last Epiphany My Price to Pay Is Bringin me Down I gotta Forget This Life Cuz its Killin Me The Greed I feel leads To more Bodies in my mind Hangin by a Moment in time The past is Voodoo for thought I' no longer Whole The Lands of Confusion are Guarded The Decadence of Pain Redefined I'm Overburdened with Breath The Darkness is that of Sacred Life I'm Bound to my Mistress I'm Stricken with this strange feeling of Intoxication Anything but This is Burning inside of my skull I'm All Messed Up inside of my Head I wish you'd all Remember Me Ill Drift and Die and you'd not notice for Ive Come Clean I'm still a little Blurry at the Edge Nobody Told Me they they'd miss me even tho Im Gone Written by liazia campbell
A Little About My Daughter
So This sunday, being November 19th; my baby girl, Cami Elizabeth NiCole is going to be 6 months old...6 months and it seems like I've been a mom my whole life. I really dont remember what it was like before she came into my life. She is getting So big!!! Anyway I have some pictures of her on one of my photobuckets hehe! I'm not sure what order it should be but I do know that the professional pictures that are also found in my pictures are recent. Well...Enjoy and leave comments!!
A Little Picture Fun
Little Mark
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!" Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOO
A Little Story About Time Management
Delegation and Focus were the two horsemen of time management. They proudly rode their fine steeds wearing their armour made of pure commitment, laced with pride. As they rode, they rode down the hill. They always rode downhill. Procrastination and Interruption were the two horsemen of Stress. They rode their mangy lame mules wearing their armour of excuses and blame. As they rode, they rode up the very same hill.  They always rode uphill. The riders met half way up the hill and half way down the hill at exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of time management to ride the rest of the way downhill AND exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of stress to ride the rest of the way uphill, depending on your point of view. Delegation said to Procrastination "Why is it that you two horsemen always ride up hill on your mangy mules dressed in excuses and blame, when you could join us on our fine steeds and ride downhill wearing pure commitment and pri
Little About Me
Really we are a couple with a bisexual female. We have an open marriage. He can see other women if he wants as well.
A Little More About Me...
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at You scored as Slut. Slut75%Goth69%Nerdy Girl56%Hippy50%Loser38%Athletic Tomboy31%Popular Bitch6%Preppy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with You
The Little Things That Make Me Smile
A Little About Me!!
A Little Bit Of Help Please!!!
A Little Poetry
Variance - NOUN: 1. A state of disagreement and disharmony: clash, conflict, confrontation, contention, difference, difficulty, disaccord, discord, discordance, dissension, dissent, dissentience, dissidence, dissonance, faction, friction, inharmony, schism, strife, war, warfare. See CONFLICT. 2. The condition or fact of varying: difference, variation. Fabian – Fa•bi•an ADJECTIVE: 1a. Of or relating to the caution and avoidance of direct confrontation typical of the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. b. Cautious or dilatory, as in taking action. 2. Of, relating to, or being a member of the Fabian Society, which was committed to gradual rather than revolutionary means for spreading socialist principles. AUTHOR: John Milton (1608–1674) QUOTATION: Abash’d the devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely. ATTRIBUTION: Paradise Lost. Book iv. Line 846. AUTHOR: Dante Alighieri (1265–1321) QUOTATION: The wretched souls of those
Little Bit More About Me
A Little Humor
Little Known Facts!!
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
Little Feat
A Little Closer To Heaven
I'm new to this site and so far it seems like a wicked spot. Already I have some friends and everyone has been great. So I hope to meet lot's more and to have some fun along the way!
Little Pony Or Porn Star.........this Is Cool
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Little Big Ranch
Ive been gone for some time now but im back and im going to tell you that's right my friends what I have been doing the whole time Ive been gone.Ive been working hard to make myself some money on line and working hard I have done.but now I have made it and im going to let my friends in on what I found out the hard way.You do not need to rack your brains out its really pretty simple.With the help from the right people you can jump right into the cash pie. just go to my web page to get started with the help from my friends that did it for and with me.I'm not telling you you don't have to do nothing but I will tell you that it is set up for you to be able to do with help all the way.So go check it out and see for your self.I hope you will listen to my friends and trust them because they will bring you down the right bath and on the fast track to making cash for your self. Your Friend Dennis
Little Fairy
Happy winter solstice and yule blessings! Yuletide - Winter Solstice - Mean Geimhridh - Alban Arthuan December 21 known as: Yuletide, Alban Arthuan, Winter Solstice marks the longest night of the year. It is from this point that the days begin slowly to become longer and longer. The sun is at its most southeastern point over the Tropic of Capricorn in the northern hemisphere and has no apparent northward or southward motion. In the time of the ancient tribes this was a time of celebration, for it meant the turning point of winter and the eventual return of spring. Yule is the time when we honor the Goddess for giving birth to the sun once more. It is the time when the Oak King is victorious over the Holly King. The Holly King represents death and darkness that has ruled since Samhain, and the Oak King represents rebirth and life. The waning (diminishing) sun is overtaken by the waxing (increasing) sun, thus the days become longer after the victory of the Oak King. Yule is a ti
Little Johnny
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, "The sky is definately blue!" "I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?" Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green." "I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "no why?" Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"
Little Razer Blade
You Closed me in Left me with one broken dream anoge a 1000 broken hearts you seen and watched me bleed with a razor blade i slice open my heart In a bloody bliss i screen someone come save me b/c i can't save myself with a shaddered borken hollow soul that you will forever left unknown i fell and all is lost its where i blong b/c you said you loved me and then you left like it was just a dream a sweet sweet deam here i am lost forgotten and bleeding dieing from the inside out in my nightmares will you love me make my bloody heart stop bleeding am i asking to much for you to love me Darling was it really that hard to see me standing there begging you not to go why can't i be the one that you loved so the one you love with all your dark heart well i guess i am just the one to far gone to love By Grace Aka Me She is the angel of my nightmares She is the Bringer of tears She is the Dagger on my wrist And the fear That is near She is the
A Little Bit About Cassandria
Ok I am 18 years old.. I am a US soldier with the Indiana Army National Guard. I am goin to attend college at Ball State in the Fall of 08. For Pre Med. I love animals especially big dogs. I love guns an weapons. especially ones with a little bit of a kick it makes them more fun. I am very honest person ask me a question I will tell you the truth. I am told sometimes that I am to BLUNT but hey thats just me I am very openn I am not shy what so ever.. Any questions go ahead an ask away.
Little About Me
i love writin its a great waY to express urself so herses more recent If i told you i was sorry, for all the things i've done For every time i let you down, for everytime i run. Would it make a difference, If i said i don't know why. I do the stupied things i do, that sometimes make you cry. If i told you i was sorry, If i said i was wrong. Would it fill this space between us, thats been there for so long. The reason may not matter now, perhaps they never will. The words won't justify the deeds, of the story i would tell. If i told you i was sorry' what difference would it make, but perhaps it's all that i can give, and hope that you will take. So when i tell you that i'm sorry, please belive it's true. Because right now it's all i have, from me to give to you So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scar
A Little Thought
I have been thinking lately that I enjoy taking pictures. Not ordinary "day in the park" pictures but more on the erotic side. But the dilemma I have come across is that I enjoy taking the pictures just as much as I enjoy being in the pictures. So, I don't know if I were to have someone take the pictures if they would have the same idea I would want. I mean they could see things differently than I would but it wouldnt mean it would be better. I don't know... I have to see what Im going to do. But pretty soon most of my pictures will be on and we'll see what happens from there.
Little This And Little That
Michael Gurian, author of what could he be thinking? Offers tips on what you should do when spending the weekend at your guy's apartment. 1. RESPECT HIS TURF. Ask before tossing anything useless of his. 2. ABIDE BY HIS BED RULES. Don't sulk if he won't cuddle all night he's probably just hot. 3. DON'T FREAK If he tunes you out at some point. Men detach to recharge. Wish I knew this when I was about 18. LOLO>>>> 1. During lingering eye contact; say, WOW! you really do I look like my brother. 2. After he give you an expensive necklace just because, squeal giddily, then ask if he got a gift receipt. 3. Instead of saying I Do, Yell Deal! and pump your fist at the crowd. 4. When he plans an uber-romantic night out roses, limo,dinner, express your glee by taking camera-phone pictures of every step and immediately texting your best pal to describe what he's doing now. 5. If he snuggles up to you and ask Could anything make this night more perfect ? Say, Ice cre
A Little About Me
I live in the States Married n have children I love camping,fishing,reading, n writing Poetry My goal in life is to make sure me childer have what I never got, a good Education I love making new Friends from all over the world I do not put up with abuse of any type, just ask my ex-husbands I'm a clean chat person If you want a new Friend, just send request
A Little Something Naughty
Naughty Story Time Very graphic language Current mood: naughty Category: Writing and Poetry A Forceful Encounter They met at a party thru a mutual friend. She was Slim and athletic with looks to thrill. He was very handsome with a hint of bad boy, and his eyes were beautifully dark. She could sense he had a deviant side to him. Which intrigued her even more. They danced and talked all night. He asked if he could walk her home. She felt safe enough but told him to not expect more than a good night kiss. He just laughed. When they arrived at her house she kissed him on the cheek and told him thank you. He pushed her thru the door and locked it behind him. He could sense that she was apprehensive and unsure about what he would do next. Although she was frightened she was also mesmerized by the possibilities of what might come next. Though the thought crossed her mind, she did not seriously attempt to stop him. She wanted to see what would happen next. How far
A Little Of Everything!
Little Fucking Immaturity
I just wanna know why 18-19 yr olds are soo damn fucking childish. can anyone explain that to me? listen i know im not much older but jesus im way more fucking mature than these little children and yes they are little boys and girls still, they are not men and women and yes there is a BIG difference there. they need fucking maturity. And what is the big fun with playing games with love too. Why is that soo much goddamn fun? i dont fucking get it at all. If you like someone heres an idea, FUCKING tell them damnit! dont fucking go play jealousy games and fun do you love me games, do you miss me bullshit. I wont bite and i will slowly fade your sorry ass outta my life. life is too fucking short to be playing around with peoples lives. This is real life not a game, not a game! enjoy life and stop acting like little kids even though your fucking 18-19. AND THAT WAS MY BIG ASS RANT! UGHHHHHH!
Little Dick Mag!
Hi, In a few days I will be asking for my very first true favor from all of you. I am going to try and email everyone about this, so please watch for a "BLOG" with the key number 1 in the subject line. I'm not going to let the cat out of the bag right now but this favor will need the support of you and our Family, Friends and Fans as well. Believe me when I say after you learn what I have planned we all will want to do this and see it take place.....LMAOBT Want to know more? Just wait and just remember I can cook up some wicked stuff between these ears of mine....hehehe Remember the key number 1 in the subject line! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN NOTHING YET! Oh Lord, it does feel so good to be so Bad! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Little Ole Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did what you told me... I sent the email to10 people like you said. I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .. hey im not gonna be on for a while , but i will be back , cause ya know i love this site , cant keep me away, well going through alot right now so you all take care , an love all my friends on cherrytap, love ttweety/teresa Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi "REST IN PEACE MOM"
A Little Or This & A Little Of That
Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND (( smile )) I want 2 thank u so much 4 allowing me 2 feel the greatest feeling I have ever felt, and I promise 2 cherish it. Do u know how much I crave u? I know at night u fill my dreams and fantasies. The thought of being in u'r arms, or u between my thighs. No 1 can command my body or destroy my will like the touch of your skin. 2night, as every night, I will be dreaming about u, u'r lips on my neck, u'r hands on shoulders, u'r waist resting on my thighs, and all the while u'r eyes on my heart. I am grateful 2 destiny and the curiosity that we are familiar. 4 our short correspondence I have understood, that it will not b the last. Want u 2 know that I will never say anything I dont mean, u might not always like what I have 2 say but rest assure it will always b the truth . Im so glad I had a chance 2 chat with u 2day b4 I started my
A Little Bit Of Me..yes I Have A Dark Side ..come In And See
Awake my sweet,shake the dreams from your head. There are things I yet do not understand. I have seen into the depts of hell my beloved. The demons were dancing while everyone was dying. Awake my sweet from your deep sleep. There are things I yet do not understand. I saw blood on his hands and yes,the hate and self-satisfaction was plastered on his face. I know that the demons were singing while the child was dying bleeding from the blow to her head. My sweet,wake me from this life and let me sleep deep within your dreams.There are things I yet do not understand.What is to become of all the children that are cast to a world full of demons. I have seen into the depts of hell,I saw people dancing with the beautiful angles we call demons. Awake my sweet,take me far from this place,save what is left of me and my sanity.There are things I do not want to learn.This world is completely crazy..Is there no hope for those who just don't belong? Let me sleep.Do not wak
A Little To The Left... There We Go.
Douchebag Alert! Douchebag Alert! Douchebag Alert! This individual made some inappropriate comments to my wife on Fubar. He was given an opportunity to retract them and declined. As such, I'm doing what I think is best and making it easy for everyone else to avoid such a situation and make a preemptive block. If you're anything like me, you'll want to see the situation for yourself, and as I feel it would be in poor taste to repeat the things he said, I invite you to ask him for yourself. If you trust me sufficiently, then you may take this as a fair warning and proceed directly to a block. I am quite alright with either outcome, as long as this man is not allowed to make any more women feel cheap or like less then a lady.   If you have a mind to treat a woman like this yourself... be wary. Women in packs can, and given reason, will hurt you... badly.   Thank you for your time. Ken You know those people, frustrated with love and "losing" at it? They have a phrase, more common
A Little Bit Of Everything...
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you di
Little Rust
A Little About Me
so this semester is crazy...i'm a senior at Plattsburgh State, NY. I have an intern working with TBI and I work with mental challenged and disabled adults. It all keeps me busy. Basically only a little time to chill but I graduate in May so i'm excited after finally finding a major I like. Isn't all about what you like?
A Little Girls Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come ask you." The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home.
A Little About Me!
Well, I'm Meghan and I'm totally addicted to my computer! I love doing the whole layout / image creation thing (if you want to see some of my work visit my skem9 profile at ) Other than that I'm a full time college student who works her butt off! so that means NO SOCIAL LIFE FOR ME! lol... *I should also note here that I'm engaged to the love of my life, so YAY for me! Okay, so I know that I'm still new and I'm still trying to get the hang of this site.... it's like greek to me!!! I'm having a lot of trouble with the coding for the layouts... I know how to do it for myspace, and for a few other sites, but for some reason -- i can't quite get it right for my cherrytap layout... i will keep working on it though!!!
A Little About Me
"Hold on to 16 as long as you can, changes come around real soon make us women and men" Who hasn't heard that song..and how true it is...Where were you and what were you doing at 16? 15 years ago when I was 16 I was seeing I still remember what he got me for my birthday...It was a lil black sleevless shirt and a cheezy card hehe...All the good stuff happened to me by that age...I had no worries in the world When I hit the 17 mark I had already been through 3 boyfriends (2 of which i didn't sleep with)...I was seeing John (the Asshole) and was preg with our first child (out of 3)Stayed with him for 9 years off and on....Been almost killed by him a few times..had my heart ripped out of my chest and broken by him many times with people I thought were my friends.. By the time I was 23 I had already moved away from Conneticut to Alabama then Florida where I got married to my husband Ronnie...And had yet another child..we are not together anymore...Its been over 8 years and I fina
Little Monster
A Little About Me
A Little Zen
The only antidote for the misuse of psychic powers is love; otherwise all power corrupts. It may be wealth, it may be prestige, it may be politics, or it may be psychic--it makes no difference. Whenever you feel powerful, if you don't have love as an antidote your power is going to become a calamity to others, a curse; because power blinds the eyes. Love opens the eyes, love cleanses the eyes... your perception becomes clear. Reverend's Note: This one is easy to forget. If you can get away with things, I know that I tend to go ahead and do it. This does not provide the clarity that love does. This is not necessarily love of others, but very often it is love of self. We tend to use our minds and powers to corrupt our own existence, and that causes negative effects in others. We need to remain mindful of our duty to be good to ourselves, and therefore, others will benefit from the love that radiates from our innermost being. Sometimes a shortcut does save a moment or two, but we ar
Little Angels
Little Angels when god calls little children to dwell with him above we mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love for no heartache compares with the death of one small child who does so much our world seem wonderful and mild perhaps god tires of calling the aged into his fold so he picks a rosebud before it can grow old god knows how much we need them and so he takes but just a few to make the land of heaven more beautiful to view believing this is difficult still somehow we must try the saddest word mankind knows will always be good bye so when a little child departs we who are left behind must realize god loves his children angels are hard to find this was the poem on my daughter card for her funeral riley renee' lisenby 11:01 pm 1/29/2005 to sunset 1/23/2006
A Little More About Me, If You Are Interested.
I was born the youngest of 4 kids a very long time ago. I had a normal childhood except for coming down with polio at the age of three. With the help of my family, a few good doctors, and the man up stairs I pretty much got over polio and after two years went back to being a regular kid. Polio left me with a weak leg that required a brace on it for me to walk and a damaged right lung plus a few other things I will not bore you with. I grew up on our family farm then after college I went to work for a local company as an accountant. I moved to North Carolina for ten years during the 80’s as the head accountant for a branch plant for the same company. I worked hard for the first 5 years then after getting all the systems in place I had it fairly easy the last 5 years. I retired from work in late 1989 because I was getting too weak to do the job the way it should be done. Then in February of 1990 my lung just gave out on me, as a result of havening had polio. I’ve been on the respirato
Little Known Secrets...
Reefer Madness I had taken to wholesaling sinsemilla for a couple of Mexican-American smuggler friends of mine. They were also law students. I had started moving weight in law school to supplement my income, and eventually started moving some of the weight to the East Coast, which tended to net a very good profit margin. My smuggler chums and I were pretty tight, and I believe it had something to do with the fact that I had sort of a Cheech Marin moustache at the time. I kept them amused with my sense of humor as well as the editor of this "underground"(meaning we said ‘fuck’ in print) humor/satire rag called Rat Sass. It also probably didn't hurt that they trusted me enough not to rat them out, or "eat the cheese", as we termed it, if I got popped. And I wouldn't have either. It was kind of an "honor among thieves" sort of thing, although we weren't thieves in any sense of the word. We were simply "wholesalers of illicit commodities". Granted, it didn't look that hot on a
A Little Joke
Two fleas on a fanny, one is a burgler the other is a junkie. How do you tell them apart? The burgler is hiding in the bush and the junkie is sniffin the crack A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talkin about their awful lives. The cucumber said my life sucks, when i get big fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad. The pickle said when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar. The penis said you think thats bad, when i get big, fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against till i throw and pass out! The latest club craze is to fill a womans vagina with vodka then suck it out using a straw. Health experts are now warning about the dangers of "Minge Drinking"
Little Things That Mean So Much!
I will start this day differently than others. I will look clearly at the morning. I will walk out with my cup of coffee, and take some time to look at the flowers and the trees. I will see the weather, and look to see what weather is coming for the next few days. I will recognize the season, and see what the next few weeks will bring. I will experience the clarity of my head this morning, and how that is different from how things used to be. I will appreciate the changes that I have made in my life to make this clarity happen. Mornings used to be different. I will make some small difference in my world today. I will make some small difference in someone else's world today: my daughter's, my son's, my friend's? Yours? I will change my pattern of behavior again today, and it will be better. I will make a list today of the things I have done, instead of making a list of the things I should do. I will look at other people in a different way today, and that way will be positive--not judgme
A Little Flower Angel
A Little Help To The Newby
Little Bruce & Jenny
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.' Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?' Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.' Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.. You'll need to
A Little Jamie
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A Little Bitching Goes A Long Way
so i am not sure if my last blog is going to post and i am a little pissed off about how it is working right now. i am going to do some bitching again. there is this guy that i am sort of drawn to. my friends say he likes me and i can kind of see it, but i am not sure. he has a girlfriend and its obvious that he is not happy. i don't understand why people stay in relationships where they are not happy. in pictures i have seen of him and his girlfriend he is not smileing. he doesn't smile in too many pictures, but the one picture that i have of the 2 of us he has a big ole smile on his face. i am not sure if i like him or not, but i can tell you that nothing is going to happen as long as he is with his girlfriend. ia m sure he will probably read this and know exactly who i am talking about but i dont care. now back to the liking him. i am drawn to him and i am not sure if there are real feelings there. he reminds me so much of this guy i used to be in love with. per
Little Devils Blog
as of today i am leaving fubar .. want to thank the friends i have made in here and know i will keep in touch .. loves ya all bunches but my work is about to get worse and wont have time to get online .. i wish all well and the best .. talk soon i hope I am taking a time out for personal reasons .. but i have also come to see with this decission what real freinds are .. and who they are as well .. for a few i never expected this to happen but it seems it has and just shows me what i should have expected .. i won't lie and say it doesn't hurt because it does but it is better to find out now then find out later what i am now .. I thought * Friend * meant that no matter what they are there for you as that , even if things get rough , but oh well i was wrong .. to those i wish them well .. i will be removing my other account wikedbrat and deleting it .. so who ever has her on it might want to delete her .. no sense in having 2 VIP accounts on here .. thank You devil A Prison Wi
A Little About Who Bearswife2007 Is............
Hi All! So now that I have actually accumulated friends that actually look at my profile (unlike myspace) I will start with thank you all for your comments (pics, adds, etc) There may be some of you that I have missed, and I just wanted y'all to know, that if you comment me and I don't necessarily get back to you right away, give me time, please! I created this profile during my spring break, however spring break is over tomorrow. I will be graduating with a AAS in Criminal Psychology (yes just like CSI) and I am taking over full time, so I may not necessarily have much free time over the next few weeks, but I WILL comment, if you would like a comment sooner, please send me a message, shoutout, or IM me at you may also add me to yahoo messenger! With that said......a little about me, I am a 25/yr old girl, born and raised in Michigan, just reciently spent 4 months in Oregon with my fiancee, when I had to come back to Michigan to finish my last semester
Littleb Never Argue with a WomanOne morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottageafter several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boatout. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, andbegins to read her book.The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongsidethe woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are youdoing?'"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, isn't that obvious?)"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you couldstart at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says thewoman."But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden."That's true, but you have all the equipme
A Little Strange
The sounds of the Brinton St. Michael Halloween Party died to a distant chatter as Becca stepped out of the old building, tears beginning to appear at the tops of her cheeks. Her thick soles clattered loudly on the flagstones as she walked, echoing around the courtyard in the moonlight until she disappeared through the open gateway and pat-patted down the road. Becca’s wet cheeks reflected the light from the full moon high above in the cloudless sky as it gazed down upon her, spreading its pale blue light across the countryside. At first the clap-clap-clap of Becca’s careless footsteps and her painful sobs were the only sounds she noticed, but as she walked further she tired of walking entirely, content that she was at least some distance from the party, and stopped to rest against the high stone wall of the church yard, drying her tears to look out across the moonlit fields. The sounds of the countryside began to creep unnoticed into Becca’s mind; the gentle breeze rustled the leaves
Little Something From Me
Hey everyone I am in this Sexy Fun BBW contest please comment on my pic and help me win. This is my first contest so I need some votes and yes I was having so much fun in the pic it was sunday afternoon and alot of people were going in and out of the resteraunt it was a really good time. Have a great day and enjoy your week. Thanks everyone for helping. Tiffany Here is my take on Mother's Day, I have learned so many things over my 32 yrs. One of the things I have learned is not every mother deserves mother's day. I myself can't have children but at the same time I have come to grips with that reality a long long time ago. I know of several children who at the hands of there mothers are or have been abused, I have seen children with bruises on there backs, face, arms, stomach, and so many other places it is a very sad site. I have also seen what verbal abuse does as well. Being a WOMAN this pains me because I do love children and I do care for children sometimes
A Little About Me
A Little Lite Reading..
I approach you as your attention is directed elsewhere; my purpose specific for your pleasure. As I fumble with your buckle, our eyes meet genuine surprise sparks your brown eyes. No words spoken, my lips meet your throbbing cock; my fingers massaging the base gently Up and down, my toungue wraps around you methodically leaving no inch uncovered or dry. Faster and harder my focus is your climax baby; I am eager to taste your seed Your breath heavier each stroke intended to make you squirm and moan in ecstasy driven anticipation. Gripping my ponytail you thrust your pulsating cock down my inviting throat mindlessly fucking my face. I hungrily accept each and every inch of you; patiently awaiting your moment to arrive Our eyes meet at the exact moment of climax while you smile, I swallow…. ~JM~ 2007 I hate not knowing where I stand with someone. I'm the most open and honest person you could ever meet. If I like you .. you
A tornado hit my birth home. I was born in clovis new mexico it was a #5 tornado which is about as big as they can get.but i got off lucky the family that i stell have living there are ok and that is good for me. but we need to say a pray for the people that did get hurt our lost family there and my god be with them all....and if you did not read my frist blog this to let you know that i am mixed. with black/mexican/indina/white/and french/from Tony littlebear Sanchez About me i am mixed with black/mexican/indina/white and french
A Little Poem To My Mistress'
Adoration to my Mistress The lifestyle of discipline and service, Only few knows... A Larks head harness tied beneath my clothes... A servant unto Mistress... A slave to her needs... At her side, or on my knees... Oh, Mistress bend my will, for this boy is eager to please... HOllOW
A Little Of A Dorky Sort Of Way - Take It Or Leave It!
In the beginning I was steady and unwavering. Feet planted firmly in a world of grotesque realities, I tried not to feel, having felt too much in the past, having been wounded and damaged, and left alone to forage through a life that had been stripped of any significant meaning. Slowly I began to make my way down dimly lit paths. I could see lights on the horizon that never seemed to get any closer. No matter which road I followed; no matter how swift my steps, they remained but a distant beacon of hope. A hope that always fell just beyond my reach. Along these same paths, there were moments... when shadows faded and the sun kissed my face; but the clouds never failed to roll back in and draw their gloomy veil over happier times. One day, quite unexpectedly, a glistening ray began to cascade down. I was motionless, attempting strength and teatering on the uneasy. The light drew nearer, slowly, peacefully, and without malice. Frieghtend, yet hopeful, I did not
Little About Me
hello all my family and friends i am really needing alot of prayer.. My uncle who was only 55 passed away this morning he was like a dad to me and well i been getting sick.. so please all give me the strength to get myself through this i love and care for all my family and friends here .... so i come to you all ... just to say ty all you the best Hello all once again just tolet all know i am a Mary kay consultant and if you areinterested please let me know i do have my own website but will not post but you all can contact me and that would help me out as well Hugs and love bites to all my friends and family ... a little something more about me smiles hmmmmmmm where do i began well lets see i have always considered myself a loner a nobody... and to be honest i stioll feel this way i am not looking for smpathy or anything of that nature all i want is a family to love me for who i am.. i am still learning who i really am and i tell you what the song Everybody's Fool my hubby says th
Little Videos That Caught My Eye
Little Tibits..
!~Subject: What sign are you?~! Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. ~VIRGO: The Virgin~ Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. ~SCORPIO: The sex addict~ Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.Most erotic - Freak in bed. Great kisser. Always get what they want. > >>>>>>>>Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. ~LIBRA: The lame lover~ Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own u
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Little Tiny Key
People are too fake on here and in general!! They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake friends." pssst.. I dont care if I loose "people" off my list over this, I think it's 100% true... MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Little Johnny
Subject: Little Johnnie Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family wasinvited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had atalk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be fucked if he ne
A Little Something...
HEY FRIENDS FANS AND FAMILY. I WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WON'T BE ON MUCH FOR A WHILE. I'M HAVING A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. I MISS YOU PLEASE KEEP IN TOUCH. PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M LEAVING CT CAUSE I'M NOT I'M JUST NOT ONLINE AS FREQUENTLY AS I WAS. FEEL FREE TO SEND ME PERSONAL MESSAGES ANYTIME AND I WILL CHECK IN FROM TIME TO TIME AND EMAIL ANYONE WHO EMAILS ME BACK. LOVE YOU ALL BI SWEETNESS.... You lay there on my bed. Looking good enough to eat. Sugar on your beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on your naked body. I touch you gently between your thighs so wet from excitment. I take a strawberry from my bowl and swirl it around your belly. Bring it to your lips for a taste. You take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over your erect nipples. Then I take each one into my mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. You moan for more. I kiss you passionatly as I slip two fingers in your warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and taki
A Little Quiz About Me
A Little Issue...
So ummm.. recently i\'ve been boy crazy. They have seriously have been everywhere.. a few have sparked my interest but i know not to give my heart just yet. So um.. my 20 year old friend who is 8 monthes pregant.. was seeing this guy matt for like three monthes and they were in \'love\'. my friend broke up with him because he was a virgin and she wouldn\'t have sex with him because she was pregant and she she broke up with him and slept with a 44 year old dude. Mean while still being with one of her babies daddies. ANywho. hears the problem I think i really like her ex boyfriend, and we all know that stupid friend can\'t date other friends ex\'s rule... but she already openly admited that she doesn\'t care about it and it wouldn\'t bother her. Because me and him have both made it pretty apparent that we like each other, especially in front of her. Ugh i\'m just so lost because i really do like him and shit i just don\'t want to loose a friendship to have a relationship. Alrig
A Little About Me....
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
The Little Ones
and see Kaiser Chiefs, The Walkmen, and my buds The Little Ones at the Warfield in SFO. But you have to be creative! Good Luck! A couple of tracks for your listening pleasure: Please rate and comment!
Little Kids
So my little cousin tell me a joke. this man is sitting on the porch, see a snail, picks it up and throws it over the house into the back yard. Two years later the man see the snail, picks it up and the snail ask the man: What the hell did you do that for? Now I had to laugh because my cousin was only 3 years old. I thought I will share this with all my friends. Have a blessed day dee
A Little Help Here Please
I am depressed now my pappy is not doing to good he had bypass surgery wensday and took a turn for the worse this morning it has really got me down and out now all my friends are walking away and nobody is here for me when i need them someone tell me what is going on please why am i feeling so alone if anybody knows how to make tags and do other stuff to their pics will you please let me know what i can do to get the samething
A Little About Me
im 21 in the military single straight and looking for someone im a fun loving dude i love working on my truck and going 4 wheeling when ever i get the chance i am a country boy from east texas nuff said there
"little Superstar"
omg this is sooo funny.. hahahahaha
Little Boys
It seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him," he said, pointing to the younger boy. "He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
A Little Head
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was s
Hello everyone, I have good / bad news. BAD: I wont be on CherryTap much for a while in a few days, which I hate, but if you see me on Im checking email accepting adds, and checking lvl progress. Maybe I'll even have time to add a few new pics. GOOD: I will be taking care of things here at home, gettin my life together hopeing to move soon, an traveling with my Family. SO Im Happy and sad/excited for the next couple of months. Thank-You soo much for support an understanding (hope you do) dont want anyone to think that im ignoring or avoiding them, and I will be back ASAP. ♥ all You Can Also Email Me at Ill also be checkin that at times. Ok ppls my Goal is to rate all of my friends an fam pics, First My fam then my friends so if u want em all rated you bttr open em all to me an, message me if u want me to do urs iight :-* muah* like i said im trying to no promises ¢¾ Best Default Pic contest! Comment bomb Me Luv all , will get Bac
Little Tid Bits ...
Sorry But this is just too funny!
A Little Hurt
I was a little hurt today when I saw that someone rated my picture a 5????!!!!! Normally everyone on here is so nice and cool. I have a hard time even rating someone a 9. Just thought I'd put this out there. I mean, please don't get me wrong, I am not full of myself or anything. I just think that if someone is not your type, per se, don't rate them. That's all. I am going to go look at some sexy women and give them all 10s!!!!!
A Little Trivia
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs? A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks." When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches, while pennies and nickels do not? A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men's clothes have butto
Little Things
A Little Bit Of 77
I was trying to get number 900,000 dammit. I was sooo close too. ow well I hope everyone has a great week and watch this space for future developments brought to you live as they happen!LOL much luv 77
Little Angels......(this Is The Poem I Read At My Daughters Funeral.)
When God calls little children to dwell with Him above. We mortals sometime question the wisdom of His love. For no heartache compares with the death of one small child Who does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to His fold, So He picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God knows how much we need them, and so He takes but few To make the land of Heaven more beautiful to view. Believing this is difficult still somehow we must try, The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye." So when a little child departs, we who are left behind Must realize God loves children. Angels are hard to find.
Little Billy On English
Little Billy goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does nayone have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."
Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties." Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house. Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going
Little People
A Little Poem
The Bells Edgar Allan Poe HEAR the sledges with the bells, Silver bells! What a world of merriment their melody foretells! How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, In the icy air of night! 5 While the stars, that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, 10 To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells From the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells. Hear the mellow wedding bells, 15 Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells! Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten-golden notes, 20 And all in tune, What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens, while she g
The Little Things Mean A Lot
Little April
U are probably thinking i am not much of a friend write now. I dare say i can blame you all either. No response for days, nothing not even a peep out of me! So for all you that are loyal to my friendship, i appoligise if you feel ignore by me dont there is a good reasion. I am very emotionally disturbed right now, having a rough time, crying etc all day most days, not sleepiong or coping with things well And having a horrifying time with depression I do appologise xxx Little April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
A Little Humor
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Becaus
A Litte Bit Of Me
You tell a man one thing and he assumes, that it means you want nothing to do with him. What's that about. Then he barely talks to you cause he knows that it won't go any further. What's that about? Whatever...I don't have time for this, and it's annoying and it just destroys my good spirits. I need a stiff one. And I don't mean a dick. I don't know why I allow him to make me feel this angry. It wasn't going anywhere in the first place, and it certainly won't go anywhere now. That part has been established. I don't get it, and I guess I just needed to bitch about. Stupid ass people take this shit too seriously. Why do I have random people telling me that I downrated there friends. Dear god. Suck it up and give me a f*cking 1 or whatever you want. If you feel I single you out then give it back to me. People feel like I walk all over them, and crap. well do it back if it'll help you sleep better at night. It's not my fault your friend isn't attractive. haha. I'm not attractive, but I gue
A Little Girl's Love
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each
A Little About Me...
Inspired by a true story... To be or not makes no matter In this life of smear and spatter a name by any other would sound the same To some it's serious to others a game No one knows the truth you see except for the liar and of course for me Should they win My name shall die and my family will be left asking the why They'll not win to this I vow My name I shall keep I don't care how It was good till now and will continue so The liar will fall this much I know So in this world of love and hate I the give and He the take Will champion my cause and win this war and clear my name as it was before To those who have lost their dream, Ice blue skies with cold falling rain or white meadows where once grew grain A frozen pond where kids go to skate the clear crisp air on a night dark and late The hearth aglow with warmth from the fire and you drift of to sounds of an angelic choir Morning dawns and the sun is bright removing the last of a cold winters
A Little About Me ...
Your Power Color Is Magenta At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to suceed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you. Your Eternal Question: "What is my next source of inspiration?" What's Your Power Color? I had never heard of this site until a few hours ago ... I was sitting here, clad in swimwear to head out and work on my tan, chatting with a longtime friend on Yahoo .. when he said to me .. "Hey, you ever heard of cherry tap?" Well of course I hadn't so he got me the link and within minutes I was logged in .. Good grief, 5 hours later, here I sit, still clad in swimwear, having never made it to the pool. Within the first 15 minutes, I was ready to log off and never visit this site again .. for I had never seen anything quite as chaotic. I
Little Lizzard
Little Boys And Their Gifts To Mommy
A Little Boy
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he´ll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal´s office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he´ll get scared away." He was sent home and his Mom asked him "What do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he´ll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and said, "What do you have in your hand." So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he will get scared away." Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands." The little boy opened his hand and said,
A Little Story.
Her friend was sitting on her coach like a picture of misery. Her nose and eyes were red and swollen and she had dark circles around the eyes.. She looked like she had not slept for weeks. Karen had just poured her a glad of Whiskey which she drank up in one go. "You want another one? Or would you prefer a tea?" "Hm, i think would like another one but a tea would also be fine." "Ok, i'll go to put the water on to boil." When Karen came back to the room with a tray in her hands, with a pot of vapor tea on it and two mugs, she still heard the sobbing of her friend. Up to now she did not know what had happened to her. "Ok now we both will have a mug of tea first and you also will get another Whiskey but then i want you to tell me what happened to you ok?" "Yes." Her friend blow her nose in a tissue and took the mug Karen was offering her. She took a short sip. Then she let the Whiskey flew down her throat. The silky burning taste with the comforting feeling in her stomach after
A Little Story
I walk up to you and grab a fist full of your hair. I lean in and whisper to you “you are going to do everything I say. Now take your clothes off” I release your hair and watch as you slowly remove all you clothing. I pause to take in the full beauty of your form before I retake your hair into my hand and lead you to the bed tossing you upon it. I take your hands and feet and strap them to the corners of the bed then I place a strap across your forehead making you unable to lift your head. You feel my breath on your thigh as I lean down between your legs and start running my tongue over your thighs. Licking up and down moving from your left one to your right moving ever so close to your pussy but never touching it. I watch as the juice starts to slowly run out of your pussy moving down over your ass hole, down your cheek and onto the bed. I keep licking until you are at the point of orgasm then I stop. I stand over your face my dick right there but the strap on your head makes you unab
A Little Enchantment?
Alright, someone want to explain to me what's up with that? And why have I not been asked yet? Lmao....This is not another pity blog, like the "crush" one, Ok Steve????? I'm just curious.....I see so many that have marriage licenses and I feel left out now......But then again, someone told me never to do it. lol Ahhhh...... Ok, that is all My cat is 16 years old and has diabetes....I need to give her insulin twice a day, but in order to do so, she has to eat first. The past few days, she won't eat. So tonight I tried feeding her again and she did not eat, so I could not give her the shots. I tried feeding her again in my mom's room and she's not doing well at all.........I think she won't last the week. Now I know a lot of you are going to say, it's her time...She's had a nice long life...But it's hard letting a pet go. Especially one you've devolved a bond with and have had since you were 13. She's the best cat I have ever had and I shall miss her terribly......Honestly, I canno
Little Things
Miles upon miles, seems like forever ago when I left here. Things still don't seem real, but the smell of the salt from the ocean tells me I was really there. I did a lot of thinking on the way there and back. The things I wish I could change, take back somehow. The things I wish I could do again. I'm still learning to hold tight...and let go... To Nicole...who was my passenger...thank you for the company. Twelve years together and we still manage to laugh until we cry. Even when it hurts. To Marc...who held my hand through that tough is never easy, but I don't wish for it to be. Otherwise we'd miss out on the good stuff, the stuff that makes the bad with it. To Sarge...too many drinks and we still manage don't we? You make sense when the world doesn't. Scary huh? To are right. To Chewie...still crazy as ever, but your smile was all that was needed on the rainy days. You always remember the little things in life. Thank you for remembering me-b
Little Thoughts
I am angry and sad this is true But somehow I can always talk to you Your words can calm a sever storm and can surrender this heart when torn My love for you will never go away but damnit why can't u say u only love me as a friend then i can go on believing in men I thought I knew him but I guess I was wrong This ain't right cause now I hate men tonight I'm angry I'm pissed just let me hit something with my fist. I'm sweet and innocent this is true but now you fucked me over so now fuck you!!!
3 Little Pigs Lol
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered
Little Help?
Im trying to get referrals for this site, I only need 10 more... PLEASE help me out. It will be greatly appreciated!! and if you feel generous, pass it on to your friends Thanks so much! You guys are the best!
A Little Horror Story
A Little About Me If Ya Wanna Know :)
Not too very sure what to say here lol, let's see.. I'm 32 with 2 great kids. I love cars, music and making friends. A couple things that really piss me off, liars,theives, and fakes. I love sex lol, who doesn't, but I hate it when I get messages saying "Nice pics, wanna fuck?" I do however like to chat with people, I'm open and honest and hope that you're the same way. I'm goofy lol, there are pics to prove it! Anything else you may want to know, ask me! Add me, rate me, fan me or whatever, just respect me. A great friend of mine died from an apparent suicide. It was sudden and really unexpected, I know that goes without saying but Danielle was always so full of life and really enjoyed living. She enjoyed working outdoors and had her own construction company. A truly beautiful home, a great son, everything in the world to live for. She will be truly missed and always remembered. I love you Danielle, and I miss you.
A Little For Everyone
You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother. What Tarot Card Are You? Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow. I do protest, I've never injured thee, but love thee better than thou canst devise till tho
A Little Something For Us Nice Guys!!!
Well right now I've really fallen for this girl and I just can't stop thinking about her. I mean I really, really like her and I don't even think she knows. I try and I try, but I'm way too shy to say anything to her. Now I think that I've blown any chance I have with her. She doesn't call or text me anymore and that's something we used to do on a daily basis. Geeze, I just wish that I could figure this all out. Now that I've gotten the courage to tell her how I feel, she doesn't really talk to me...why must I always do this to myself?!! I'm just hoping that I can get one last chance to let her know how I feel, just because she really makes me happy and feel complete. I don't want to let this person slip away... I just don't know how to write this, but what the hell, why not! Since I've moved out to the desert I have to say that a lot of my "friends" just aren't friends anymore. I mean my bestfriend calls me less and less and the only way he even tries to communicate with me is through
A Little "tlc"
A LITTLE "TLC" My Sweetie calls me on the phone and begins to tell me that she is having such a bad day, after listening to her and lending an ear I asked her.....You are in need of some TLC and a slow relaxing screw tonight aren't you? ....that would be nice, she replied. Would you hold me all night? she asked. Yes... you know it I replied. And would you kiss me first ting in the morrning? Yes...I told her! I would wake up before you and slide my hand down your tummy and start to rubb and play with your soft skin, all the while I kiised you so softly about the neck and shoulders....then i would slide my fingers down making my way to your clit after teasing you for a moment with my fingers.....then I would slide down and begin to kiss you all over teasing you with my tongue as I start to lick it. You start to waken, you wonder why your body is all tingly then you realize that I am licking and sucking that tight clean shaven pussy. You reach your hand down and run your fi
A Little Application, Just For Fun
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Little Girl's Firetruck
LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the m iddle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to Run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster" The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." lol:P Tc n peace..Boo..hugz!!
The Little Things
It really is the little things That mean the most of all... The "let me help you with that" things That may seem very small, The "I'll be glad to do it" things That make your cares much lighter, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things That make your outlook brighter... The "never mind the trouble" things, The "yes, I understand," The interest and encouragement In everything you've planned ... It really is the little things, The friendly word or smile, That add such happiness to life And make it more worth while. © Mary Dawson Hughes
The Little Blue Demon In Me.
The little one has come for me what shall I do, for I see the madness He brings with him. I cannot let Him do it. I must run hide go to the ends of the earth. I must run for eternity so He cannot posses me but why why me I did nothing to deserve this. I must face Him and reason with Him. "why" "why" now He has me His control is so strong now I'm starting to loose all hope it's getting darker, and darker I'm loosing my self my hart grows cold and now I know what must be dun but is There another way. I must end us for he will not just go away. But I cannot do it I'm not strong enough and now he is in control. I can feel the hate flowing in my vanes, what evil is this? I don't hate but why Duse He make me hate at least I still have love He cannot take that from me. Maybe love is what it takes to beat Him. Yes love, I will love Him and see what happens..... Shining through the darkness Cutting through the night Flying on angelic wings Waiting for the fight But still, I hate you
Little Billy... Funny Shit
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!" LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the
Little Boys And Their Lizards
Reasons Why I'm better than you: I don't care if you hate me, in fact im amused you devote that much time to someone you disdain I have self-esteem, plenty, because - - Whatever my fault, I'm a self-aware, ever changing person. - I'm honest about my faults, good luck trying to catch me out, I hold very few secrets that actually matter - If my physical appearance sucks, at very least I'm standard-looking. (And in the words of a close friend of mine.. no matter how revolting you are, somebody will have the appropriate fetish..) I wear my flaws like a badge of honour, I believe my physical appearance is a perfect reflection of the internal me. I'll walk a mile in your shoes before I attack you. And when I do, I'll know exactly how to. I won't hate you for attacking me. I very rarely provoke it - - If I have provoked it I'll apologise and be aware of that fault in the future - If I haven't then I'll just make you feel bad in any way I can (usually without re
A Little About Me
A Little Of My Darker Side
I do have a darker that I keep hidden as much as possible. It is a world of Vampires, Darkness, Evil, sinister things, and just about anything that pertains to the night. Vampires especially have allways fascinated me in life, right along with the rest of the supernatural world. I love horror movies and books! The bloodier the movie..the better I like it. I love Ouija boards....but don't have one myself. And corny as it may sound....I do believe in certain things that others would just laugh about. I can honestly say, that you must be careful what you wish for.....because you might get it. You might get it more than you want! I have seen a lot in my life. A lot of it was not pretty. I take what I have witnessed and put it into a story or stories for myself. My poems reflect some of my mindset. I have piercings. I also have a tattoo that I will eventually change. There are other ones I would love to have on my arms, but I doubt I will get them.
A Little Annoyed...
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A Little Story
My thought for today This morning I woke up to a VM from my mom apologizing for forgetting my bday AND that my "dad's" funeral was on my bday..... WTF? She didn't even tell me he DIED! I guess she said she sent it in a text, but for one WHO SENDS NEWS OF A DEATH OVER TEXT!! She should've call me...... :( Anyways, so his funeral was yesterday and I missed it.... I could've been there too. I don't know what worse, the fact I didn't know or the fact that if I did know, I could've.... no... SHOULD'VE been there. I hadn't seen him in a while... you never know when people are going to go. Everbody always thinks about time as infinite. Then somebody dies. You rethink everything, and realize that it's not. But everybody knows that thought doesn't last forever... after a few weeks or months you go back into the same thought of infinite time........ He wasn't ready yet. I know people think he is in a better place, but he wasn't an unhappy person. Not around me at least. He was alwa
A Little Inspiration
A Little Bit About Life
A Little About Me
Little Johnny Story
is it possible to have feelings for someone you never met in person You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you liste
A Litt Bit Of Some Thizzle
i as i start to begin its a good day in so cali it a nice sunny fuckin day as i lay in bed just get up to start my day,let me say stop mutha fucken hating u fucken gay ass muthafucker as i put a 9mm down ur throat beg me to dont pull the muthafucken trigger,so dont mess with the muthaficken stunnas with there gold grills and diamond on there necks as started out as a young g and growin up in the hoog of southern cali wheres it nice all year around and the females are banging and the boyz gang banging slangin rocks maknig our pockets phat with our wrist on rock and ears are frozzen up,and our grills coming up
Little, But Mighty....ooh..look...sparkly my roomie turned me onto this site the other day. After fumbling around for about an hour, i've discovered i can write a blog here. Ya know...yer basic meanderings of the mind. Word vomit, so to speak. So, here's a brief history on me: Recent transplantee from cali to mass. Various reasons, none of which really require or need to be stated. Heh, i'm here, k??? Now what the hell do i do?? Not a clue. I've been "single" since around October last year, which is actually ok. Heh, my vibrator doesn't talk back, annoy me...unless it needs the batteries replaced. It's all good. I remember years ago thinking i'd grow old & be the bag lady you'd see hanging out in alley ways, or walking down the street. Course, i'd be a macy's bag lady..uh..or nordstroms. Haven't really met any guy i'm interested in, but then i haven't really attempted to meet anyone. I like the place new place. Cost of livings less. My crazy lil heathen dog gets to now live with his bitch (roomie
Little Help
A Little Boy Walks Into His Parent's Room
Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they can’t stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick “thing” makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball. As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something you’ll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they don’t win are something that gr
Little Bit Of My World
Another one I redid and added new pictures to it Make an on-line slideshow at
A Little Action In The Night
A Little Help
Little Joey Markentoff
Little Joey Markentoff liked to bite his fingers off, but when he had none left to bite he pined, and cried, and finally died. So if you're sixteen shades of blue and desperate for something new, just do go bite your fingers off like little Joey Markentoff.
A Little About Me!
Ok heres the deal i know people are kinda shocked that im writing a blog but im really confused i dont know really what to do so if anybody has any advice or suggestions it would be greatly appreciated.  anyway here we go I met this girl about a year and a half ago, through someone i worked with, well we kept in contact as friends online but we just reciently started dating in real life, she lives in this town but moved from a different area in the state, anyway we have been dating for a month and shes got ALOT of baggage, im talking past shit.  well she apparently has this crazy ex bf who doesnt really know where she lives and she keeps fearing that hes going to find her and kill her.  So she keeps trying to break up with me but her mom talks her out of it because im totally different then the type of guys she use too see. You can tell that something is always on her mind but when asked about it she wont share, yet she gets extremely upset when i have something on my mind and wont te
A Little Nerd Humor...
A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet: "Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof." He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query. One "A" was awarded. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following: "First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering he
A Little About Me
Greetings one and all... (or anyone who cares to read), Well, I am back from one of my journeys yet once more and feel a need to share my experience with kindred spirits and explain a little bit about what is happening to me as a result. My husband and I attended a most wonderful weekend celebration with kindred spirits and as first time attendees, were welcomed warmly by all with the exception of Friday night getting down to 38 degrees. Brrrrr... it was frigid even with 2 comforters, 2 sleeping bags, 2 blankets on an air mattress in a tent in the woods after a wonderful sweat lodge, drum circle and full moon ritual around a blazing fire. Thank goodness for body heat! All World Acres is a wonderful retreat from the mundane and sleeping under the full moon and star gazing while listening to the sounds of nature all around really gets one in tune with the world as well as oneself. The sounds of the distant trains melding with the symphony of cows, horses, pigs, and roosters (tha
A Little Help For My Friend
A Little About Me.
Well got a headache from hell right now and typing this is a bitch...excuse my language peeps. Got a lot to do and more to get somethings back to the way they were and a few of my friends here who know me very well know what i mean. If you wouldnt mind let some others know im back online and all id appreciate it...thnx SIL could use one badly right now anyone interested in giving me one?
Little Devil
When I fall down and no one seems to be around. When I don't seem to belong and my heart has no song. When the flowers seems to bloom, But my heart is full of gloom. I look to the stars and then I know where you are . I feel the warmth of your heart in mine and I know you to be true and kind. Even though I am one little star in the heavens, I know the price you paid for our sinning. When I stoped and looked to see , I knew your love has always been with me. Then I felt the safety of your embrace,With all your love and your grace. AMEN 2000 ~ God promises to always be there for you ~ "cr by Starja There is one thing certain about our economy - it is uncertain . There are periods when "consumer confidence" is high . The United States government presents glowing reports of a reduced national debt. Interest rates are low and unemployment is down . The flip side of the coin is our trade deficit is enormous . The stock market is extremely volatile and the word economy is shaky . {{ Norma
A Little Something
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Little Tony
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it Isn't called sexual intercourse. It 's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
A Little Late, But Well Said
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent
Little Girl
A Littel About My Life
Hello everyone, don't know if anyone will read my blogs or not, don't care. But for those of you who know me and are keeping track of me, I am starting all over yet again, i have decided to completely end my marriage of 3 year and boy it sucks. I am living back in herington or should i say i have been for the past 7 months. I have taken on careing for my grandma, but i guess some people feel i am not doing a good job, since i supposidly sleep all day. Some one has to have their nose shoved right up someone elses buisness as usual. Soon i will be moving my great grandma back into her house and taking care of both of them, never thought in a million years i would be doing this, but hell who better then me. My daughter started preschool this year and seems to be enjoying it, my son turned two in august and is hell on wheels, but i still love him to death. I've lost so much in the past few years it's insane. Lately i seem to be loseing to much, i've lost my wife not that that bot
Little About Me,
Little About Me, Well First Of All, I'm Not A Male, I'm A Female, If There Is Something Your Wondering Then Just Ask I May Just Tell You. Lol
A Little Comedy
Since you been gone Well, it feels like I've been chewing on tin foil Since you been gone It's like I've got a great big mouth-full of cod liver oil Well I'm feeling like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it on You know I've been in a Butt-load of pain Since you been gone Since you been gone I couldn't feel any worse If you dropped a two ton bowling ball on my toes It couldn't hurt any more if you Shoved a red-hot cactus up my nose Since you been gone Well it feels like I've been getting tetanus shots everyday Since you been gone It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away Ever since the day you left me I've been so miserable my dear I feel almost as bad as I did When you were still here
Little Kids Can Be A Great Influence
A Little Humor
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al Qaeda. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two
A Little About Me
A Little Pissed
A Little About Me
well this past tuesday I left my house for a half an hour to pick up my kids from my ex's house and I was gone for no more than a half an hour and when I came back someone jimmied my window and got in and stole all my fucking dvds(I had like 115-140) and about 10 of my ps2 games, along with my digital camera. The funny thing(not really)is not one of my fucking neighbors saw any fucking thing at all and I have quite a few neighbors here and nobody saw anything. Fuck all of them and Fuck the cock suckers that ripped me off. well I don't really know what do put in these things guess just a little of me. I am divorced me and ex-wife are still best friends(we can get along now but when we were married we were like fire and ice),langkasha is her name on fubar, I have three beautiful kids Jerry10, Misty7, and Harley5, they are my life and I love them to death.I love movies and reading(I guess I am a geeky guy). Do wanna find mrs.right someday but not really looking right now. I am a jack of
A Little Boy,so Sad
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa
A Little Bit Of Me
A Little Bout Me... =)
A Little Love
a special love in my life someone i could love to hold and give some good luving to would love to kiss and hold and would love to cook and clean for and would love to care for
A Little Bout Me?!
well, i am originally from portland oregon, and have been living in texas for about 8 months... after joining the army! i'm going back to texas in a few three months but for the past 12months and the next three i have lived in iraq... i'm a totally cool person to talk to, and thats just what i do! talk.... i'm outgoing, and easygoing, and can't really say too much else... i like sushi, and all food from america... i'm losing weight right now but i think its loss of appetite... the food in these dfac's suck... i've had three true loves in my life, and i dont regret anyone of them. my first love though... is more like a (i'll continue to love him forever as a friend) but the other one were he to come into my life, would be the begining to a beautiful life i have always wanted... the other one is in jail... and well... i told him to listen to me and be good... but ehh, what cha gon do!
Little Miss Independant
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A Little Bit About Me
A Little Of This.......a Little Of That!
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A Little Insanity From The Sane
Like a Needle In Your Brain. I am here driving you in sane. Try and run from me, I will follow you, You can try and hide from me but i will be there waiting. For I am the needle in your brain, Like a thousand worms twisting and wrething in your head. One silent scream before you go insane. I will leave you writhing on the floor, Will sting you like an open sore. I am that whisper in your mind, that will make your teeth nash and grind. I am that voice inside your head, that makes you wish that you where dead. I am the needle in your brain. Rachel M Miles Copyright ©2006 Rachel M Miles Blinkk away the tears. As I leap from this thing called life, I gaze out but see no beauty I cry out but there is no voice whispering my name I listen but there is no ear to here my plea I grasp but there are no fingers to catch me And as I fall in to this place of darkness I blinkkaway the tears. Rachel M Miles Copyright ©2006 Rachel M Miles ( blinkk
A Little About Me
A lot has changed science the last time i posted anything so let me fill evryone in. Well my son turned 1 year old in feburary, and my middle child turned 2 years old in december. But now to the good stuff as i said in my last entry i am finnaly with the love of my life and couldn't be happier, that is until now. After getting our taxes back we packed up our kids and belongings and mooved to a new town to start over. So far evrything is going great and we are very happy. It seems that evrything is falling into place for us (finally). I may have left the comfort and saftey net of my family but deep down I know all is well and my kids and i are going to be just fine. My honey may have to work alot of odd hours but I know that he loves me and our kids. Its not as bad as it sounds though, I may have left my family but we are around his and are accepted. So with that here is to new beginings! Well, annother crazy week has passed which means more stress and worry to unload. For a gir
A Little Over 15,000
A little over 15,000 to go! Please help me comment my picture for a Happy Hour! I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you, Jennifer link:
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A Little Too Strange
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
Little Venting
I was messaged today by a boy (he was an older guy but acted like a boy) who I left a few pic comments for last night. My comments were such as "good pic" and 'very cute' (the cute comment was about his dog, and honestly I only left a comment on his pic cuz I commented on his dog) and he 'shouted' at me today about me being slutty and a whore because I compliment guys when I’m married. Excuse me, when did it become adultery to compliment another guy? I know this site is primarily an adult hookup site, but as I posted on my profile, I joined for a friend and I’m on mostly cuz I get bored. I do not indulge in 'cyber' and I will not meet anyone. I'm sorry I enjoy compliments and flirt a little, I guess that’s a sin, or something. Maybe his last fubar date went bad or he's had bad experiences with women, but be civil, kid. But anyways this boy irritated me for his impulsive, rude and primitive comments. And I wanted to vent. So I vented. :) (not to mention i dont show 1/2 the skin
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Little Nothings
The Phantom Agony I can't see you, I can't hear you Do you still exist? I can't feel you, I can't touch you, Do you exist? The Phantom Agony I can't taste you, I can't think of you, Do we exist at all? The future doesn't pass And the past won't overtake the present All that remains is an obsolete illusion We are afraid of all the things that could not be A phantom agony Do we dream at night Or do we share the same old fantasy? I am a silhouette of the person wandering in my dreams Tears of unprecedented beauty Reveal the truth of existence We're all sadists The age-old development of conciousness Drives us away from the essence of life We meditate too much, so that our instincts will fade away They fade away What's the point of life And what's the meaning if we all die in the end? Does it make sense to learn or do we forget everything? Tears of unprecedented beauty Reveal the truth of existence We're all pessimists Teach me how to
A Little Bit Of Play
Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? nonexistant 2. Your significant other? Whips 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? I need to call 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? BDSM 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? succeed/happiness 10. The room you're in? sweet 11. Music? depends 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? living happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? hopeless 16. Muffins? yuk! 17. One of your wish list items? rope 18. Where you grew up? ghetto 19. The last thing you did? took a breath 20. What are you wearing? something comfortable 21. TV? HEROES/Chowder "rada" 22. Your pets? 2 23. Your computer? yes 24. Your life
A Little Bit Aboot Moi
Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... 11/6/2007 | Shown: 15 times Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie.
A Little Part Of Me
I want to share a little bit of me with you, by showing a picture of the school I went to.. Hamilton High School in Hamilton, oHio. This statue is called... "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND" It shows the caring, the love, the need for education... and the drive to succeed. It is made from solid bronse and like knowledge, it will endure the test of time.
A Little About Me....
You help bring order to the world with your practical skills, high standards, and common sense. No one could ask for a more loyal and trustworthy friend. You are a source of strength and stability to everyone in your life. Not only will you drop everything to help your friends and family, but they also know they can count on you for no-nonsense advice. You have a clear moral center. You know who you are and what you believe. You would rather live life than endlessly debate its meaning. You are a very hard worker. No matter how difficult or tedious a job is, you will plod through it till it's done. Of course, you would not know all this from talking to you. You are extremely modest and cannot stand show-offs. If anything, you are too self-critical and do not appreciate all the good you do. In fact, you are probably overdue for some well-derserved fun, rest and relaxation. You are an ambitious person who enjoys competition and the thrill of victory. You like to wi
A Little About Me
Here it is, February already. Been smoke free now since Nevember 2007. Amazing, huh? I can't believe it! Still crave one every now and then, but it passes rather quickly. My sister and I will comment on it and then kind of laugh about it and go on with whatever we were doing. February is a pretty big month for me. My son, my sister, two of my best friends all have birthdays in February and then there is Valentine's Day. Oh, and my dad and his brother have a birthday in February. Theirs is on the 8th. Everyone else I mentioned is on the 9th. So, Annie, Allen, Ed, and Jan.... Hope you all had a great birthday on the 9th. Dad and Uncle Jerry, hope yours was great on the 8th. This year I have reason to celebrate Valentine's Day. With the love of my life in my life, that is plenty of reason to celebrate. At least in my opinion it is. lol Although we'll be miles apart, I know we will both be in each other's thoughts all day, if not all month. lol I love him dearly and will miss him dea
A Little Piece Of Humor...
The Taco Bell commercial said to never be with a girl that has a dragon tattoo.. LMFAO! Okay, I'm done.
Little Bites And Nibbles /writings And Thoughts
Worry, anger, disappointment, frustration, tears Where are you? Said my piece waited for his nothing offer just a look say something? No longer the little boy Now a young man growing and changing Talk to me..... I trust you I believe in you I love you and I am sorry 2007 What stalks the night in deepest shadows, yet sees the beauty of the dawn, taking only those negatives which haunt the world? Look for one whose skin wears fur, whose soul knows pain, and beware the tempting fate of offering up your flesh and blood. Each night lost to the Beast within, relishing the animalistic hunger, which regrets twilight's brightening mourning a smooth fleshed prison. Beware the Wolf in Black Boots, for before this night is out, you will be either passion or prey. Which it is, is up to you. dma In a clearing starkissed with no one near, garments dropped at my feet as I stepped into Her delicate glow. The hour clothed m
A Little Help For My Friends
Just want to let people know that I have many friends on here that could use a little help leveling up. To name a few Honesty911, sweetheart, all my KOW bretheren and sisters and my friend Tina who is in a contest. You can link to it through my friend LoneWolf KOW. Its under his blog Contest to Bomb. Not asking for much just a few rates and comments. If you choose to help let me know and i'll show love back. Thanks HUZO73 KOW
A Little Girl And A Cop
a cop and a little girl A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the DICK goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'
Little About Me.
I need some help to make my profile better. I know, its lame. If you are interested in helping me, let me know. I am open to about anything, but I am lazy so I want your idea and you to put it on my profile. lol Be creative. Hey there. I am a fun loving guy that works too much and plays to little. I like to have fun no matter where I go. I love to chat and meet people. I have a cam and love to chat on cam. I do not plan to try to show anyone my stuff. It is not that impressive until in use. lol Gimme a shout, or mail if you want to chat on Yahoo with your clothes on. (not gay, just would rather see it in person than on cam) Have a great day/night or what ever. Peace out! Wes
Little Unknowns
little unknowns Current mood: Calm The "10 Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time:1403 2. Name: Charles 3. Nickname: Pixmaker 4. Astrology Sign: Virgin 5. Gender: M 7. Hair color: blond (when I had hair) 8. Eye color: Hazel 10. Favorite color: pink 11. Glasses: Yes & they're bi 13. tattoos: 1 14. birthplace: London, Canada 15. Area code: 778 16. Siblings names: Howard & Linda ******HAVE YOU EVER***** 17. Cut your own hair? Fro past 20 years 18. Did something in the past month that you regret? yep 19. Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? yep 20. Skipped school? yesl 22. Bungee jumped? nope 24. Punched someone? yes (often) 26. Been arrested? Not in Canada 27. Broken into someone's house? my own & friend's by request (lost keys) 30. Been rejected? yes 31. Been to a funeral? too many 32. Used a lighter? yes 33. Been on stage? Often
Little Rant To Pass The Time
The Little Things
The LITTLE things: As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten that morning. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn’t go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident. One of them missed the bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change. One’s car wouldn’t start. One went back to answer the telephone. One had a child that dawdled and didn’t get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn’t get a taxi. The one that stuck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aide. That is why he is alive today. Now when I’m stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing phone...all the little things th
Little Birdie
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a >>> bad >>> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's >>> mouth was >>> rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to >>> change the >>> bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft >>> music >>> and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's >>> vocabulary. >>> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot >>> yelled back. >>> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, >>> in >>> desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the >>> freezer. >>> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kic ked and screamed. Then >>> suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a >>> minute. Fearing >>> that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. >>> The >>> parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
wow what to say here. kinda hard what to think of. but any way as my life goes im am some how surviving it.
A Little Inspiration For Y'all----twinkies And A 6 Pack
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie. The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever. When the boy ope
A Little About Me
Little Things That Are Important!
On January 19th 2007 I had a double pulmonary embolism. If you don't know what that is a Pulmonary embolism is an obstruction of a blood vessel in the lungs, usually due to a blood clot, which blocks a coronary artery. Pulmonary embolism is a fairly common condition that can be fatal. According to the American Heart Association, an estimated 600,000 Americans develop pulmonary embolism annually; 60,000 die from it. As many as 25,000 Americans are hospitalized each year for pulmonary embolism, which is a relatively common complication in hospitalized patients. Even without warning symptoms, pulmonary embolism can cause sudden death. Treatment is not always successful. I barely survived. I passed two clots into my lungs. I don't tell most people this because it's a personal thing and few friends know all the details. I spent 11 days in the hospital, 4 in ICU. I spent almost a year on blood thinners trying to dissolve these massive clots in my lungs. I am lucky to be alive today. I'm w
A Little About Me.
Well I am sorry, but I am done with men. I thought I was strong, but I am wrong. I am meant to be alone, So Cassie aka Angel is just here for friends. My heart can only take so much!!! Friendship is all I can offer. I have never lied and I have no reason to start now. I have been hurt and played to many times. My walls are now to high to be broken down. The door is open for friends though anytime! Anything else and you will only find trap doors. (taken from a friend)
Little Boy Nick
One of Big Daddy Nick’s exes as told to me: oh yeah he can't keep his mouth shut he was always hoping for them to get back together but I couldn't put up with the relationship he had with his wife..that’s right he's still married and don't mention that I said anything...but the guy is a 30 year old loser.. who is sleeping on his married friends couch my guess is that your friend is pretty and gave him attention.. he professed his love to her...she didn't respond as much as he would have hoped...and he moved on to someone who was willing to move more quickly when his wife started sleeping around on him...he just kept taking her back..cause he wanted the whole family thing going on..dosen't matter who it's with
A Little Something........
PROFILESANTA.COM Well friends,another year has come and is almost gone.I hope you all have a very HAPPY NEW YEARS celebration and if you drink please be safe and don't drive,if not for your sake then for someone Else's!There are too many accidents that could have been avoided because someone thinks that they have not had too much to drink and they get behind the wheel.EVEN ONE DRINK IS TOO MANY!!!PLEASE think of your fellow man/woman before getting behind the wheel. I ponder on the things of this pass year and some I wish I could change but most I am very happy to have the memories.I don't make new years resolutions because I don't believe in them for one thing and even if I did I could never keep one so why make it lol..I love all of you and wish for you nothing but love,happiness,peace and prosperity in the up coming year. I have my daughter and her boyfriend coming over tonight so I won't be back online this evening but I did want to wi
A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa
The Littlest Christmas Tree
Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge
A Little Insight Into Me...
When there's something you want...fight for it. Don't give up no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, cause years from now you're gonna look back and wish you gave it one more shot cause the best things in life don't come easy. There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone & trying to fix everything, but it's not giving up. It's realizing that you don't need certain people, the bullshit and drama they bring. You may if youloved them still love them but let them go anyways, because it is what is best to do. LEARN ... from yesterday. LIVE ... for today. Hope ... for tomorrow.
A Little About Me
my name is jim. im 42 born to darrell and judith ridge on oct. 18th 1965 in detroit michigan.i was raised in taylor michigan untill my parents divorce when i was 12. i then moved to tampa florida with my father for 2 years, then relocated to muskegon michigan to be with my mother at age 14. from 1993-1997 i worked for walt disney world in orlando.during that time i worked in the enterainment department involving movies, shows, and commercials. i have been an extra in roseann, family matters, and step by step. i also worked with filming crews for many motion pictures, my favorite being marvins room. i gave all that up to move back to micigan to be with my dieing mother. i have 4 sisters and no brothers. i also have 4 children from ages 4 up to 21. i love writing poetry. it has been my passion since i was 5 years old. my wish is to publish a book of poems dedicated to my late mothers dieing wish. if any one has any ideas on how i can accomplish this please e-mail me at ridgejames22@yaho
Little Things I've Wrote.
A Little Blue
I am really beating myself up here and been up/down with my emotions about the situation with my ex...Long story short I had to break down yesterday to call the cops due to him harassing me and sending me really really mean texts/voice mails....He abused me with his words and pushed me a few times but what bothers me the most is he said I pushed him to do all that he did and that I will wake up one day regretting letting him go cause I cant do any better than him....What I dont get is how is me not letting him control me or push me around my fault in how he treated me like shit....I am starting to think I am so freaking stupid to allow him to do this to me for a year...I just never thought ppl could be that away...I just think maybe I am way to passionate and way to caring along with way to forgiving which I hate...I am to the point I dont know if I can trust anyone enough to let them in my life again...all I know is I wont settle cause I deserve the best and that is what I will get in
A Little About Me!
I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now I know I wanna run away I know I wanna run away Run away If only I could run away If only I could run away Run away I told you waht i wanted I I told you waht i wanted What I wanted But I was forgotten I won't be forgotten Never Again I got a boyfrined named Matt. I am very in love with him. we have been together for almost two years now. He treats me like a Queen. I also have a sister and one brother and a step brother. Dont Mess with me they will KICK ur A$$.
A Little Humor.
A Little Boy
A little Boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you doing on Daddy?" the mother replies, "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it. "You're wasting your time." said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." the most common position for married couples today is Doggystyle. Husband sits and beggs for it while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
A Little Jolly
Ti's the season to be jolly. OK you dogs let go of holly, go back to Santa work shop and play with a dolly. Old Saint Nick has knotty thoughts this yr. Plain on getting in bed with mother dear .If you see the fat man come down your chimney grab your 9 (mm) and blast his ass for mommy. When the cops come knocking to the seen of the crime. Tell them Saint Nick tried to rape you this year. Now if I was you I Broad up your chimney trying to keep Saint Nick from commenting a felony . P.S Leave a not telling him you moved last yr and go fuck with the damn randier MERRY CHRISTMAS
A Little Trip!!!
Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the fa
A Little About Me
I have been living in raceland since July with my husband. I am happily married since august of 2004. I'm an Avon Representative and have been since May of 2006. I also have a seizure disorder but I haven't had a seizure in also 2 years. If anyone is interested in selling avon please send me a private message with your name and number. To start selling avon: YOU MUST BE 18 years old or Older. It costs $10 and you get all the supplies you need to start. For the first four campaigns you earn 50% of what you sell minus cost of supplies and things you order. After the 4th campaign your earnings depend on how much you sell. You can earn anywhere from 20% to 50%.
A Little About Me . . .
My Parents - - With the State's assistance, they are clean and detoxed, afterward I sent them both to counseling . . . currently they are property managers. They manage one of my complexes and several others in the San Diego Area. They still live in my original house, the house I bought to gain guardianship of my siblings. My Sister (the oldest of my remaining sibling) - - She has her accounting degree and works in an accounting office of one of our military bases. She married to an Italian (who is also my mom's cousin) and they have one son - - three months older than my son. They currently live in the house right next door to my original house. My younger brother - - Still lives in my original house . . . he dropped out of high school and don't work . . . I blame myself . . . what could I have done to motivate him . . . I set him up with interviews . . . opportunities . . . including college education (I had a college fund set-up for all my siblings), but since he didn't gr
The Little Red Booth
Well, I created a lounge since I'm trying out this VIP shit. We shall see how that goes. To all my friends, be sure to join the lounge!!! It will be like, our own little piece of the internet :)
Little Wayne Concert...
just got home from the little wayne concert!!! also u.s.d.a. was there and pastor troy... the concert was the shit... little wayne is the best rapper alive... thats all there is to it...
A Little Fun...
Mike's sexual nickname: "Hot Rod" Take this quiz at Mike -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at Theres a suprise!! lol You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at Also!! Not a You have an Aggressive Bedroom Personality! You like to get what you want in the bedroom and aren't afraid to go for it. You like to be the one calling the shots, and your partners love it when you take the lead. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at FUCKIN RIGHT!!
A Little Bit Of Swing By Stumbop
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A Little Time
i have a son with down syndrome and we are having trouble figureing out how to get him potty trained. he is 4 years old but he can't talk and tell us when he has to go to the bathroom. if ther3e is anyone on here who think that they might be able to help me with this problem. please send me a message. sorry about the nsfw but i just wanted to get everyones attention. sending love shorty. I have not been on here that long. And i have read on alot of peoples blogs and other stuff. that if people do not comunicate or talk to them as good freinds that they erase them from there freinds list. well i was bombarded with freinds when i fisrt come to this site and im tring to get to know everyone and feel them out. but that is hard to do all at the same time. so if you plan to erase my do what you have to do.... but i can be a good freind if you just give me a chance... sending all my love SHORTY.
# Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"
A Little Something I Wrote!
Sitting here trippin on acid pavement waving like lake placid Lights streaming all around Hearing some fucked up sound Just taken, looking at the moon Not fakin, be seeing shit soon It's like a sc---y Doo caper I take it in the form of paper Looking down it's a fifty foot drop But the shits only five bucks a pop Blown away no longer sober It's November but it feels like October Hey man don't flip! Here have some trip!! Battles wage across this land Over dunes of desolate sand Fighting through searing heat As death lies inches beneath their feet Bullets fly through the night sky Screams of agony echo through the night An end to the war they keep in sight Hopes of making it home alive For honor they stay for honor they strive Some will go and some will stay This is the price they pay Casualties of war, a letter of reverence Names preserved on the wall of remembrance From this battle who will win? no one, It's just on e big sin Living a love entangled with d
A Little Laugh
What do you call a delivery truck full of vibrators on Christmas Eve? TOYS FOR TWATS!! Happy Holidays!
A Little Different Kind Of Christmas
Santa didn't bring me anything today, I guess he thought I had enough this year, And I reckon he's right, But still a little something Would have been nice. He passed right by my house, I know I heard his sleigh bells ringin' As I sat in my chair, Playing my guitar and singin'. I stepped out my door And said, "Santa why do you tease me?" "You give all these wonderful gifts, And to everyone I am so nice?" I heard him laugh and say, in his jolly way, "Sir, you're truly nice and a poet at heart, But the gifts that you seek don't come In a box or a bow, And they can't be found at your local Walmart." I said, " Santa, how come you didn't come to my house? Why didn't you send them by mail?" He retorted in a way that seemed almost evil, "Last time I did I ended up in a Mexican Jail!" "But Santa, it was fun I left lemon and tequila!" He looked down and said, "Yeah, Rudolph hasn't flown straight since: Let me tell ya'" I knew he was right and I knew it was true, And the
A Little Game Played Yesterday
I am writing this blog because I have been approached by several men & women asking me a question.I don't normally write anything of this nature. A game was played yesterday called comment wars between I and a friend of mine that I have become fond of. It was merely a game.I am here to meet knew friends. I do find him very attractive & as my page says I like older men,reasoning is on my page. We are not walking down the isle or having a fling.It is kindess and flirting.If I thought I had a shot I would probably go for it,but I do not step on anyones toes.If we had thought that this game would have caused all of this I don't think we would have played.Lighten up everyone this is a place to have fun and if you can't enjoy yourself what are you doing here. If our game hurt anyone then I would say I am sorry but I am not.I don't regret enjoying myself.If you have something with this person it is your business and it sure the hell is not mine.I will continue to enjoy myself but it does
A Little About Me
Little On The Dark And Naughty Side
There are moments in time when I feel I need something more to this living than just the common physical of it. I have in the past visited places known as meat rooms in which one can be suspended for a duration of time without the fear of bleeding out. I can only describe the feeling as freeing. I ache for that now, the release of the pent up emotions I now harbour within myself. I gave up that vice and many others when I married and became a father of seven boys. I can't imagine life without them but I still remember the freedom I had before. I miss it.
A Little Help
A Little More About Me.
Well I love bonfires in the cold & beer hunting but dont forget a blanket for me. I will not eat deer meat. I am bi Polar, Yes I a BICTH LOL!!
A Little Help Here?
LaUgHiNgGiRl was sold to Steve ~*~Club Far ~*~ see the pic below for the basics, but I'm full of suprises , so we'll see what happens :) so was he, after he won the auction he actually gave me more than he bid, what a sweetie :) LOL even I don't think I am a smoking hawtie :) but I entered j-roxx's hottest MuMMer contest anyway... could you just click on the pic below and rate this for me please? thank you :) comments don't count but I'd love to know you came by :) PLEASE SHARE this blog with your friends :) I entered Johnnydevil & AmNeSiA's auction... bid on me? please
A Little Comedy
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as e
A Little Help Please!
I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Leggs*Sarge's Bad Girl*Stiletto Girl*FuSista Co-Mngr*Sisterhood@ fubar
A Little About Me
Good Morning All: I do live in the greater New Orleans Metro area. I am a student at a local university and therefore I am usually quite busy. I do love to party but do so mostly on weekends. A dear friend turned me on to this site, and I have just recently decided to work this account. I am up nights a lot cramming for school. I hope to meet lots of cool peeps and have some fun. Come check me out when you get the time.
A Little Humor...
A Little Smile...
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: 1st line SAFER: 2nd line SAFEST: 3rd line ULTRA SAFE: Have some wine What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that
The Little Things We Do ??
I am sitting here and I am amazed at what some people will do to get a man to talk to them.They literally will show there assets to get people to talk to them in ways I feel a lady or a true lady should not be talked to or that they should show.I have tried to understand the reasoning behind it all,but I am finding difficulty in understanding this way,either in real life or the Internet. I feel I speak for myself and I don't need to show my assets to get someone to talk to me,but why do people feel this low self esteem in themselves that they do this or put it out there so bluntly what they will do for you sexually.What is the real reason behind all of this to make anyone feel the need in exposing themselves wide open like this.Call me old fashion if you will,but isn't a way to a man hearts is a little mystery in what is under the clothing,(I know a way to a mans heart is suppose to be food),but what I am talking about is how we reveal ourselves without thinking what it may look like
The Little Things....
This blog is pretty much to tell you how i feel about people and the little things that irratate me. I hate people who bash other peoples mumms. i mean theere life is so un eventful that they have to come up with a witty comeback to belittle someone who might possibly be asking a serious question. Or the people who read the comments other people leave and say oh i agree with this person. Stop being lazy and actually write what you think. your all sheep. once something is said the greater populous agree because there to lazy to think for themselves. to be continued.....
Little Melissa
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's t
A Little About Me
I just thought I'd explain the reason I use a wheelchair and crutches to some of you who might be wondering about that. I was born with a birth defect called Spina Bifida. It's a neural tube defect where the extreme lower part of my spine didn't fuse correctly. This means that the vertibrates didn't close up all the way and in x rays you can see part of my spine. This caused nerve damage in my lower body. My legs and feet are particularly effected. Evenththough I have a birth defect that causes some damage in my body, I am very independant and can do pretty much everything anyone else can do, with the exception of things like full contact sports, mountain climbing, and a few ohter things. That's it for now, please feel free to message me with any other questions.
Little Dragon
Little Dragon A dragon, a little dragon curled up, head over tail. Sleeping. Sleeping quite happily, warm, happy, curled around something. A toy. A little doll of him. Or more like what he was. What he was not so long ago. But now he’s happy. Never has he slept so peacefully, so blissfully. He never had the chance to do so before, but now there was comfort. In a place surrounded by those who love him. Figures, that little dragon could have never guessed how nice heaven really is.
Little Heads Up For All
Okay all here is the newest update about my working. I currently have a full time job that has me working either early mornings to mid afternoon or mid afternoon till late at night. With the spare time I have between my working shifts each day, I try to spend with my family here, more so with my daughter thou. I will try to be online when I can if I am not to tired or in too much pain. I now have a job that has me working nights and I am normally too tired to get online after work. Reason for not being online during the day, is actually spending time with my daughter and family like I should have been a long time ago. Sorry for the inconvenience to you all and for not talking to you all anymore or much but I have some more important things to take care of then to sit here online 24/7 now. Have a good night/day to all and may the Goddess of the moon bless you with her perfect light and help protect and guide you thou your many days. Misha (Bella)
A Little Favor For Me?
A Little About Me
well, I guess its about time for Me to do this, Even tho I hate doing them, I am a simple Man with simple views, I love life and All that comes with it, I am on a never ending Journey to Inner Peace and Spiritual Enlightenment !!!!!! I live in a Quiet town, where people let me be who I am, Yes I do Work,its not the best Job in the world, but it pays the bills and then some, 11 more years to retirement, lol , all My basic interests can be found on my profile so I wont go into those details. I am Basically Your normal human Male Animal, I know things That I shouldnt , and dont know some things that I should , well Ive bored You long enuff, Time to move on, More to come Later, Peace
A Little Help From Freaky/kinky/sexy And Erotic Friends
Hi all my name is Hotspot. I am building a lounge.It is for those like me that like adult entertainment.I own an adult sales business.I sell to many people here.I know many like adult themes.I also look for models to pose for my sales catalog and flyers. this site will also offer help wanted and meet and greet for those people looking to hook up with other members.So any help and ideas you have will be greatly appreciated.Thank You,Hotspot
Little Irish Humor
Little Treasures
Little Treasures By: Deborah Boyd I walk softly With Heavy steps To a place unknown And Time unspent The World stand still All Quiet and dark As I creep further in Oh God show my a spark Please lead me the way I know not how to go I give you my hand In hopes for you to show I see a light So far away Should I go further Or remain where I stay I step a little closer Its lighter with ease When soon I come to realize My fears they have ceased It then comes to mind What I had feared the most Was nothing at all Just my own little Ghost. So without life’s little journey No one will ever know Could be Gods little treasure He wanting to show.
Little One
I love you with all I am And all I'll ever be. You are my moon, my sun and stars, My earth, my sky, my sea. My love for you goes on Beneath both life and death, So deep it must remain when I Have drawn my last faint breath. Holding you for months and years Will make Time disappear, Will make your lips, my lips, your face My face, your tear my tear; Will make us one perfect person intertwined in bliss, Not man or woman, live or dead-- Just a deep, loving kiss! MY words..MY thoughts, written in MY blogs, were causing sad thoughts. Deleted they are, and thrown into the wind
A Little Creative Writing
I walk into the room its filled with about fifty peopl male and female I noticed you sitting there at the bar I walk towards you as you turn and see me you give me a grin I walk up to you giving you a hug as I rub against you feeling your package.... mmmmmm I think to myself I will have that by the end of the night. How have you been I asked him as we chat at the bar for a hour or so catching up about how our days have been becoming a lil more and more touchy feely we get on the subject of sex and what we enjoy and deside to leave and go back to my place. boy he is in for a big suprise we walk in my house and I lead him to the stairs that lead downstairs. he asks where we going ? shhhhhhh you will see. we get to the bottom I open the door to a room that was black I turn on the a light and he sees the room painted black with red satin sheets on the bed and sex toys laying out . Get undressed I demand. As I take my clothes off leaving on my bra and panties I walk up to him grabbing his c
Little Known Facts
Some Little Known Facts (that you probably don't want to know) 1) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) 2) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 3) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 4) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes 5) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) 6) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (So why does a damn PIG have the half hour orgasm!?!?) 7) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 8) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) 9) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 10) Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 11) Every time you lick a
A Little Melancholy
A Little About Me.
well if you are reading this you are wanting to know a little about me. Or you are bored or curious... In any case I thought I would add a little to my page and see what turns up! I am divorced. No baggage though. It was amicable and as drama free as it could have been. I am looking to make new friends and have a good time. I am not so much looking for the love of my life. The lust of my life maybe? ;) If more then a casual friendship happens that is great but that is not my main goal. I am open minded and not easily shocked. I am 49 and have experienced life. I am open to people of many types. No certain look or size or body type. If you are a great person then I would like to know you! I am NOT interested in people who are fakes. Be real or be GONE! My home is in Southern Indiana. But I am going to visit some family in Oklahoma soon. Not sure how long I will be there. I want to be open about something here to. I have MS. I am disabled. But not
A Little About Me
I SEE PEOPLE LIKE TO MESS WITH PEOPLE MINDS ON HERE AND TELL THEM THINGS THEY WANT TO HEAR THEN NEVER HEAR FROM THEM OR ANYTHING . JUST REMEMBER PEOPLE WHAT GO'S AROUND COMES AROUND AND YOU WILL GET YOUR TURN MAYBE NOT ON HERE BUT SOMETIME IN LIFE IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU . THANKS FOR READING Well I' am a very open and out going person nand love to have fun and enjoy life as much as I can . I have been in the military for 17 yrs and just returned home back in Aug from Iraq . I only been on this site for about two mounths and so far I have talked to a few people and the few I have talked seem really nice . I want people who read this to understand I' am not looking for a hook up , yes it would be nice to meet someone and see how things go and then go from there . I do not need anyone I would like to have someone but do not need a woman . Other then that I think we would have a great time and getting to know each other . LOOK ................IF I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU OR IF
Little Known Facts About Mississippi
Here are some little known facts about Mississippi. Some of them are actually true. Some are partially true. The rest I made up. Try guessing which is which. "Mississippi" is the only word in the english language of 11 letters that only has 4 letters really in it. 72% of the people living in Mississippi can't spell it properly. The first mobile home sold in America transpired on April 12, 1926, in Highwater Desert MS. On April 15, 1926, it was hit by a tornado. More potatoe chips are found under the sofa in MS, than any other state. They are usually found when on a sock-hunt. Scientists have spent a great deal of time trying to figure out how socks get under the sofa in the first place, which led to the Big Bang theory of the creation of the universe, a theory which holds that all came about by a black hole, which is what I usually find in my socks. Most of the tomatoes eaten in America in the 30's were grown in MS, and there is a town in the state called T
A Little Less Conversation
A Little About Me
Well what can i say......Im 29 i live in chatham illinois,(springfield area). I have 2 kids from 2 previous relationships, who do not live with me. I love to party, fire it up and bottoms up! I also love pit bulls, as u can see on my myspace ( ).I am all about the pain, so i love my peircings and my tattoos. I play plenty pf ps3, and i love music. I listen to everything cept country, thats hit is garbage. If you guys like rock music and comedy, check and, the disasterradio.ent has a cam chatroom where u can chat and listen, and of course find me most of the time.I dont take too much shit from ppl, so some call me an asshole or a dickhead, but i feel im very easy to get along with. If you want to know anything else, just ask. Im a pretty open person
Little "hilljack" Humor
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt any
Little Scecret
I have a little scecret... Most people don't know.... But for the ones that do, They don't talk about it... They leve it unmentioned... So I won't have to talk... ~~~~ For the people that see me every day... And always think I'm ok... cuz I put up a front... I smile and say "hi".... I talk and I walk... But sometims you'll notice... Sometimes even on hot days.. I'll be wearing long sleves... Now I don't... ~and~ Never do want you too think.. """Oh she just wants attion, That's why she dose it, Thats why she cuts.." AND """"NO"""" IM NOT SUICIDEL SO DONT WORRIE I will tell you stright up, I don't do it to die, All my docters know that,, I do it to well.............. Thats hard to explane ... But if u really want to no me.. My secret run deeper than many no.. ~~AND~~ "please I beg you dont go freak out i dont do it evey day i just finly sat down and wrote it the way i want it..... will keep going...I'll keep adding...
Little Blackbook For Poems
As i sit here staring at the rain falling from the sky.... I tell myself your such a lucky guy... If i were a raindrop falling to the ground... Life would be too short and end with so little sound... As i sit here listing to the rain... I know i should never ever complain... If i were a raindrop falling from above... Life would be too short and never be filled with love...
A Little Survey
I am posting for a special friend, she is in need of some help.  She has a lingerie and adult site for fun play things.  Please help her out and buy a little something from her. For my Girlygirl In My BedroomTAKE THIS SURVEY! Do you have the following in your bedroom: Condoms:No Tampons:No Mobile phone:No Chair/stool:No Shelves:No Dresser:Yes Computer:No Pictures:Yes Mirror:Yes Baseball bat:No Skateboard:No Clothes:Yes Surfboard:No Smoke detector:No Musical Instrument:No Locking door:No Bottle of water:No Blacklight:No Medals/ribbons:No CDs:Yes Flag:No Stop sign/any sign:No Real gun:No Cigarettes:No Pot:No Any drug:No Books:Yes Xbox:No Playstation:No Gamecube:No Wii:No Gameboy :no Stereo :Yes Television :yes Lighter :no How many windows do you have in your room?3 What color are your bed sheets?green Has the opposite sex been in your room before?Yes Has the opposite sex been on your bed?yes Who usually sleeps in your bed oth
Littlebutterfly's Cocoon
Please do not mourn me when I am gone I will have no more sorrow or strife. For to Jesus I have given my life No more tears shall I cry there was there was no fear when I was to go my dear sweet Jesus was there with me. He took my hand and led me up the stairs Where I was greeted by all my loved ones Who had gone on before me. Please my children do not cry for me For we all shall meet again and I shall greet you there at Heaven's door Cynthia Mulligan Copyright ©2008 Loveydovey is dead to you!!! From now for ever more . Not to ever darken your door. There once was a man. Whos love a woman thought she could keep. Sleepless nights she had, thinking she had done him wrong. Her heart she gave freely. But he played her for a fool. just like the others . Tears he turned away from. Having a heart of stone written By Cindi Mulligan The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
The 3 Little Pigs
Little Alex
A Little Funny Perhaps!!
Little Things....
So much going on and for the most part I keep it all inside. 2 months ago I had to get a hysterectomy...being only 25 I was hoping and we were trying to have another heart aches and I find myself crying sometimes..My son is 3 and I love him with all my heart. Never will I take him for granted. At least I was blessed with him. Things happen and sometimes they can not be explained...just need to remember what I do have and not what I dont or cant have Sometimes you just have to take a step back and look at parts of your life in a different way. Not hard to do. Other times maybe you just need to take a deep breath and relax. Take each step at a time and try not to rush things. Before you know it so much has slipped by and you are left wondering what happened. I cherish my husband and my 2 year old son. They are my world. I value the friendships I have made with a few people in my day to day life. I was fortunate enough to come across several people here on fubar that I h
Im married going on 39 years this august. We have 3 kids, one daughter, 2 sons, and 8 grandkids. looking forward to my husband to esretire and move to texas. We like to party have fun and dance. Our Family is first in our lives. With out family you don't have nothing.
A Little Lighter Stuff
Saint Pelosi On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."  Pelosi's aide then said, "Look.  I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."  As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, t
Little Angels
When lil angels come in to our life and then are called home it tares the heart out of all of us . The tears we shed are not unseen for they are watchin over us. we are seen all the time and when the times get hard and we look above. speak out and say i love u lil angel and miss u and i know ill be with u again. god takes some of the lil angels home and holds them close because he cant bare to let them go he showers us with love and kindness in the hopes that it will help. If he knew how much we loved them in the short time we shared with them i dont know. I do know this he wouldn't call them home if he didn't need those lil angels more. take comfort in knowing they are free to roam and watch us always. If u know this then u r truely blessed. In Loving Memory of the Lil Angels Called home
Little Girl In Pink Dress And Curls
already dead Give me lithium or give me death Lucifer raping me from my every breath Dogs of hell torment my mind No reason of sanity can I find. Thoughts of suicide rush through my head I scream aloud "shoot me, I’m already dead!" Razor to my wrists, gushing red To the demons in my mind, i thee wed. The Little Girl in Pink Dress and Curls The little girl in pink dress and curls Lies quietly upon the floor She closes her eyes to block out the pain As daddy walks through the door. The little girl in pink dress and curls Lost beauty and forgotten dreams Lies bloody and beaten on her bed Because mommy refuses to hear her screams The little girl in pink dress and curls Life taken away by her daddys hands They bury the little girl and say a little prayer For the lion always sacrifices the lamb.
A Little About My Situation
So, its been a shitty week or so, sick of getting dogged by women who say one thing and do another. Fuck I just might give up on the idea of this shit all together and just become a jaded fuck who only plays music and works out.

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