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Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Seximomma
WRITTEN BY A GUY FOR GUYS! 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded i

Sex Is Good For You
Sex is good for you It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 22 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 112 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories 69 standing up....................

Sexiest Female Smile Contest! :)
Leaving for sunny FLA on thursday! im going to be there with my three girls for 2 weeks and 2 days and its going to be beautiful! i cant wait! :) Ft. Lauderdale here i come baby! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=184063&albumid=112595&i=3370889454

Sexiest Bikini Contest
So I entered another contest...I know, goodie for me...lol. My hubby thought I should enter...he said I look HOT for a woman whose had 2 kids :) I hope all my friends think so too and come vote for me :) You can click on the pic above or below and it will take you right to the page...please rate the pic and you can comment as many times as you want...so please go vote and rate and comment bomb the hell out of me :) Thanks!!!

Sex Iq
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Eyes Contest!!!
The Sexiest Eyes Contest!! Vote for me by leaving a comment!!! I entered this contest for the sexiest eyes! Just click on this link to my picture and leave me a comment. The one with the most comments at the end wins! I just started so i have a whole lot of catching up to do. Comment as much as you like. They all count:) I need everyone's support! Thanks :)

Sex Iq
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are 55% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Mommy's!!!
THE YUMMY MOMMY 2 CONTEST !!! Only 16 women.YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF... First place will get a Platinum cherry & CHERRY BLAST for 1 week . Second place will get 30,000 in prizes. Third place winner will 20,000 in prizes. The contest will start JAN 15th 12am WEST COAST TIME !!!. It will run for 2 weeks OR first to 30,000 COMMENTS.YOU CAN'T HIRE ME of course. PLEASE MESSAGE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. > PICTURE BOMBING IS ALLOWED TOO. > > Thanks > > Christian

Sex Iq
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq Is 122
You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq
gothychic Hands on sexual therapist 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 116 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Female In A Hat Contest
Hey sexy cherries...I'm in KevDog's SEXIEST FEMALE IN A HAT CONTEST, starting tomorrow. Please stop by and show me some C.T.A.F luvin.... Thanxs in advance xoxoxoxoxox Blonde BLONDE VIXEN: (repost of original by 'Blonde Vixen C.T.A.F # 27' on '2007-02-22 13:11:56')

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex I Q
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Iq
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Camel Toe Hotties

Sex, I. Q.
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every g

Sexiest Man On Cherry Tap Contest!!
HERE ARE THE RULES..YOU CAN VOTE A 10 FOR YOURSELF OBVIOUSLY ONLY ONCE. BUT YOU CANNOT COMMENT BOMB YOURSELF. YOU CAN HAVE OTHERS COMMENT BOMB FOR YOU,BUT THAT'S IT! THIS CONTEST WILL BE UNTIL SATURDAY(4/7/07) AT NOON. AFTER THAT I WILL ADD UP THE VOTES/COMMENTS AND THE WINNERS WILL GET 1ST PRIZE A 3DAY BLAST 2ND PRIZE A MOTORCYCLE 3RD PRIZE A MEN'S RING/OR BRACELET THE CONTEST IS NOW OPEN!!! SO EVERYONE GOOD LUCK!

Sex Iq
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com How Romantic Are You?You are midway between being a romantic and a realist. You can mellow and provide enough romantic sparks when needed. You know where to draw the line between sentiment and good judgment and have probably never been seriously lovesick. Your head may be in the clouds, but your feet are on the ground.Take more free personality quizzes Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisce

Sexi
OK ALL I HAVE DELETED MY DEFAULT FOLDER AND LEFT THAT ASSHOLE A MESSAGE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT.. IM ALREADY TO GO.. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU.. I WISH YOU ALL WELL.. DONT RESPOND TO THIS BULLETIN AS I WONT SEE IT.. DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST.. WTF.. HEAVNESSENCE AND DEMON'S LAIR ARE GONE (repost) date: 2007-04-06 13:22:15 HEAVNESSENCE AND DEMON'S LAIR ARE GONE.. CHERRY TAP DID AWAY WITH THERE ACCOUNTS.. THEY REPOSTED THAT X BULLETIN AND DISPLAYED THE X ON THERE PROFILE PIC AND DEMONS LAIR WAS DELETED THIS AFTERNOON AND HEAVNESSENCE HAS BEEN BLOCKED FROM HER ACCOUNT.. ALL DUE TO REPOSTING AND STANDING UP WITH ALL OF YOU.. IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT TONIGHT AS I AM FED UP WITH THIS SHIT.. WHERE DOES CHERRY TAP GET OFF DOING THAT.. AND I HAVE HEARD FROM OTHERS THAT THEY GOT A MESSAGE SAYING REMOVE X OR BE DELETED.. THINK GUYS ALL THE MONEY IN HAPPY HOURS YOU HAVE SPENT AND EVERY MONTH PAYING FOR VIC AND YOU HAVE NO SAY.. DONT GIVE HIM ANOTHER DIME UNTIL HE REINSTATES EVERYONE HE H

Sexiest Female Cherry
IN ANOTHER CONTEST THIS ONE WILL BE LOTS OF FUN :-)...IT IS THE SEXIEST FEMALE CHERRY CONTEST MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place MOST RATES gets SECOND place HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place BELOW YOU WILL FIND THE LINK TO MY PHOTO I CHOSE FOR THE CONTEST AND THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND PLEASEEEEE SHOW LOTS OF SUPPORT IF YOU RATE MY PIC AT LEAST LEAVE 10 COMMENTS OR MORE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU IN SOME WAY ;-)!! I HAVE A LOTTTT OR FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY SO I SHOULD HAVE A GREAT CHANCE AT WINNING ANY CONTEST IM IN AND IM SURE THE COMPITION WILL NOT BE EASY LOL... THANKS SO MUCH I LOVE U ALL MUAHHHHH!!!!

Sexiest Look Contest
"SEXIEST LOOK CONTEST" CONTEST WILL NOT START UNTIL I HAVE AT LEAST 20 CONTESTANTS. 1ST PRIZE: YACHT 2ND PRIZE: PORSCHE 3RD PRIZE: CORVETTE 4TH PRIZE: TROPICAL VACATION EVERY ONE ELSE THAT DOESN'T COMPLETE IN 1ST-4TH PRIZE WILL RECEIVE FEMALE: DIAMOND EARRINGS AND MALE: MENS BRACELET. MEN AND WOMEN CAN JOIN THIS CONTEST. RULES: 1.NO DOWN-RATING OTHER CONTESTANTS 2.COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED 3.SELF-COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED 4.PHOTO MUST BE SFW 5.PHOTO MUST BE YOUR OWN PHOTO OF YOURSELF. 6.MOST COMMENTS WIN. IF A TIE IS TO OCCUR THEN RATES WILL BE COUNTED. 7.THIS CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 20 CONTESTANTS. 8.WHEN I GET 20 CONTESTANTS THE CONTEST WILL LAST FOR 2 WEEKS. IF YOU WANT TO ENTER IN THIS CONTEST, PM ME YOUR PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER IN THE CONTEST. ~PANDORAS PARADOX OF LESTATS DARK COVENANT FAMILY~@ CherryTAP

Sex Iq
What Do Your Lips Say About You? My Result: Understated Charm Whether you're delivering a sweet smooch or a well-chosen compliment, a kind and centered sweetie like you uses your lips to show how much you care. You're a great listener who's got a knack for knowing what — and what not — to say. Subtle and down-to-earth, you're not totally consumed by fussy fashions or high-maintenance beauty routines. We'd bet you're most comfortable in simple styles that let your genuine self shine through. Seems just right for a go-with-the-flow gal like you! Take this test >

Sexiest Amle Dj Contest
IM IN THE SEXIEST MALE DJ CONTEST AND IM ASKING ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO PLEASE COME HELP ME OUT!!! JUST CLICK THE LINK AND AWAY YOU GO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!! WOOT THANKS IN ADVANCE!

Sexiest Lesbian/bisexual On Ct Contest
Alright Everyone I Am Having A Sexiest Lesbian/Bisexual On Ct Contest If Any Women Would Like To Enter My Contest Contact Me Fuccky ♥ Dj Sinisters Ct Wifey♥ Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP Rules Are Anyone Under A 5 Can Not Vote I Do Mean That U Can Comment Yourself Comment Bombing Is Allowed Rates In Case Of A Tie Will Count The Contest Will Be On The 6/11 through 6/25 Good Luck All Who Enter Prizes Are As Followed 1st Place- Rolex 2nd Place- Diamond Ring 3rd Place- Diamond Earrings All Of The Gifts Will Be Awarded On A Happy Hour Lesbian Comments | Lesbian Personals Lesbian/Bi Myspace Comments Comments for Friends - MyPsace.org

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Mom Contest
ok dont know how do all the pretty graphics but im holding a contest called sexiest mom on cherrytap..i need twenty moms... i would like to start the contest on sunday july 1st and end it july 8th thats if i get all my moms in by that time gifts will be 1. first place will get a 3 day blast 2. second place will get a 1 day blast 3. third place will get diamond earrings rules are... 1.must fan,add,and rate the host 2.you must have a salute photo in your pics 3.anything goes except using scripts or whatever else to cheat. 4.no one under a level 5 can bomb you 5.comment bombing yourself is allowed 6.no downrating or any type of drama will be tolerated if you are interested pls shoutbox me lovlymom and let me know.here is my link,, [ CherryTAP.com photo: 2678644761 ] the contest for the sexiest mom on ct will end july 8th at 6pm est..i want to take this time to thank all the moms for entering. and all the bombers that has helped the moms. thanks again and

Sexiest Mom Contest...
I AM IN A NEW CONTEST FOR SEXIEST MOM ON CT...CAN U STOP BY AN HELP ME OUT PLZ?! :) ANY HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED AS 1ST PLACE GETS A BLAST!! LUV AN HUGS....HERE IS THE LINK JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO GET THERE...

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Milf
come on in and help the beautiful MILF by rateing her and leaving a few comments,,all favors will be returned thanks HEY EVERYONE COME ON IN AND RATE AND BOMB THIS BEAUTIFUL MILF PLS PLS PLS.....THANK YOU

Sex Iq
More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com

Sex Is Like Math
http://fubar.com/peggysuebrister im in a bombing and commenting conest please comment and bomb me please""""""""" thanks love you all How Sex Starts Current mood: naughty A High leads to a hug, A Hug leads to a kiss, A Kiss leads to makeout, A makeout leads to finger, A finger leads to a hand, A hand leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, A suck leads to a fuck. So how many ppl are you gonna make smile after you heard this cuz, Sex is like math''''''''' U-add the Bed/ Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs leave the solution and prey you dont multiply mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wanna have a blast care to join me lol cummmmmmmmm on gimmie 1 youll see what a blast it will be

Sex Iq 146
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Picture Contest
Kristan's Sexiest pic Contest This is a Bombing contest. Its scheduled to end on Sept 6, but I might have to end it on Sept 7th depending on work Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. New prizes have been added Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get a Porsche or Corvette 3rd place will get a Silver Motorcycle 4th place will get a Rolex 5th place will get a Diamond Ring or Men's Ring 6th place will get a Men's Braclet or Diamond Earrings Everyone that gets at least 1000 comments will get a platinum cherry. Everyone that enters will get a trophy. If you win and want your prizes to goto someone else please let me know in advance of prizes being given out. All contestants are STRONGLY encouraged to bomb themselves. No drama will be tolerated. Play nice. All decisions by the judges will be final GOOD LUCK TO ALL ----------------------------- Anyone i

Sexiest Pic Contest!!!
Hi guys! Just a quick update! I hit 1,000 votes this morning and I am happy because I set that goal for myself and I attained it! I want to thank all the people that have helped me so far to reach that goal! You know who you are. These are the individuals who posted bulletins, bombed the pic and wished me good luck. I love you all and I'm not finished yet! The contest runs for 2 weeks total. The most pts wins! I hope to get more help from everyone! Have a great Sunday!!!! Love, Nichole Hello, I'm Nichole. I left you a juicy 11 on your profile page & primary pic. Would appreciate the love returned on votes for my pic by rating & comment bombing. Contest ends on Sept 6th at 10:30pm est. Thank you in advance for all your help. Have A Sexy Day!

Sexiest Picture Contest Standings
Thanks to everyone that paticipated in my 1st contest. It turned out really well This contest is based on total points The total points is the number all the way over on the right side Name Comments Ratings Total points 1 j-roxxx 43658 382 45568 2 lil devil 39236 634 42406 3 Raema aka .:TITS:. 12815 124 13435 4 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 12515 128 13155 5 Jenn 5006 32 5166 6 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 4135 25 4260 7 ac1d_eyez 2295 34 2465 8 Beauty and The Beast 933 92 1393 9 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 1207 14 1277 10 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 850 31 1005 11 Passion Eyes 47 166 877 12 Gretch 49 165 874 13 Liquid Fantasy 500 72 860 14 Cute Lil Jellybean 456 69 801 15 Lisa Smith 416 70 766 16 FallinAngel 198 90 648 17 Riverheadted 510 18 600 18 Big Poppa 378 17 463 19 Misty 225 37 410 20 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 54 56 334 21 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 111 31 266 22 Karen~the Bo

Sex Iq Test
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex I.q. Test
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Eyes
last day please rate and leave some love :-P I am in the sexiest eyes contest runs from today until the 13th at midnight.Please rate first then Please comment bomb this link...pleaseee lol Thanks all!

Sexiest Picture
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin... 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE " * * NOW THE FUN PART * * 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...

Sex In A Cabin With 15 Guys
2 weeks ago i went to a cabin up north to meet 2 guys for a night of "adult fun" when i got thwere i went to the door and they let me in we sat at the table listening to the radio and had a couple drinks as they took my shirt and bra off they were fondling my little titties and they asked me to go in the other room as i was starting to get dizzy so i said yes and follwed them int the other room once i got in there i noticed several other men alredy naked i asked what was going on as they all approached me and grabbing my titties and ass! they all said that i knew what was goinon and before i knew it my skirt and thongs had been ripped off me and was forced to my knees everywhere i looked there was a cock in my face so i said what the heck and started sucking on 1 then a guy grbbed each arm while someone came up and lifted my ass up so he could uck my cooter then i remeber being on the floor laying ontop of a guy with a cock in my ass and 1 in my mouth then a guy got ontop of me and sta

Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)

Sexiest Older Man Contest
A Friend of mine entered me into the Sexiest Older Male Contest. Of you have 5 minutes to spare a few votes wouldn't go amiss. All Luv shown will be return as normal, just let me know you've posted a few votes Thanks Click the Thumbnail below to vote

Sexiest Male On Fubar Contest
If you think I'm sexy enough vote for me!!! And remember to rate fan & add sultry so u can go and help me win! XoXoXoXoXoXoXoXoX And I am willing to pay fubucks for comment 2:1 and gifts for those who help me!!! Make me an offer tell me wat you want?????? XoXoXoXoXo I NEED ONLY less than 3,000 to go BY THE 1ST for 3RD PLACE!!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=709063&i=2964571025 or click here addfan rate her and view pic album for the Sexiest Male on Fubar Contest rate and comment bomb me please *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar Here's the info: starts in i think 20 minutes! Starts November 17th and end December 1st. 1st place 3 month vip or 1 month blast *First to 35,000 comments wins 2nd place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 comments wins! To Enter Rules *Must Rate,Fan and Add host in order to Bomb.

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Christmas Costume
THE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK.. 9. NO RA

Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR † Lady Faŋ‡azia ~ Fu Mis‡rėss †@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER@ fu

Sexiest Man Contest
Hey out there to all you sexy guys im holdin my FIRST contest on here so plz be nice. imikimi - Customize Your World If you would like to be in my contest plz send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE with the link to the photo you would like me to use an lable the subject contest. DO NOT SHOUTBOX ME. If you do i will not see it. no DRAMA ALLOWED. This is just for fun. So enjoy an have a blast. This contest will be held from Monday Feb18th- the 25th. Any questions just message me. Good luck!

Sexiest Kiss Contest
I'M IN A CONTEST I'm in the Sexiest Kiss Contest. Please stop by leave me some comments and a rate, any and all will be appriciated. Thanks very much. Just click on the pic below.Please Repost also. CREATED AND ORGINALLY POSTED BY: GABE GABE 4 RON PAUL 2008@ fubar

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Is More Than An Act...
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.. and isn't that most the wonderful gift you can give or receive.... i think it is..

Sexiest Pic Contest.. Win All Over 10,000 Fu-bucks
SEND ME WHAT YOU THINK IS YOUR 3 SEXIEST PICS AND I WILL PICK THE WINNER NEXT SATURDAY AND YOU WILL RECIEVE ALL MY FU-BUCKS, YOU WILL OWN ME AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR 1 MONTH... PICS WILL NOT BE SHOWN PUBLICLY!!!!

Sexiest Mother And Daughter Contest
I have decided to change the fubucks receiving. The first prize winner will get 5000 fubucks and the second prize winner will get 2500 fubucks and the third prize winner will get 1000 fubucks. All other contestants will get 500 fubucks. > Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest > > > > > Announcing my first contest. I wanted to try something new. I am taking the first ten people who want to participate in the Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest. You must provide me with a clear picture of you and your mom, or you and your daughter. You have to reach 5000 comments. Please fumail me letting me know that you want to participate, and please include the link to your photo that you want to use. The Prizes and Rules are down below. Good luck to everyone > > > Prizes: > > > First prize: A 3-day blast and 300 fubucks > Second prize: A ticker and 100 fubucks > Third prize: A 1-day blast > > > Rules: > > > 1) Respect one another > > > 2) No Drama > >

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexi's Sexy Thoughts( Mouthing Off About Things!)
I got this in my shout box after she spent 5 minutes on my page *Nikki*-Pu$$ &...: i find it hilarious that you are a fake.. you put diff pics up of blondes with different faces and you think people can't tell the difference.. are you that much of an attention whore? I mean c'mon lady I googled and found these pics online which are not you.. you need to learn to respect yourself as well as others... they have different smiles teeth and noses you can tell they're not even close to being you but nice try for being fake.. fucking looser Then she had to HIDE behind BLOCKING ME!!! LOL This is her LINK:http://www.fubar.com/user/1773320 Who is the loser here? #1. I bring NO drama to ne body's page!!! #2 I have salutes up that R me!! #3. If ppl want to think I am someone else is it my fault?? I say I am NOT them!! Is it any worse than a guy putting a womens picture up? And besides I am NOT THE ONLY person that does it on here Y start garbage with me? 4. IF SH

Sexiest Fu Auction
Theme: "Sexiest Fu's" Will start Friday July 11th @ 5 p.m. Central Time Will end Friday July 18th @ 5 p.m. central time. Entry fee is 200k... 250k is the starting bid so you will get back your entry fee and then some. I will be heavily promoting this Auction, just like I did with my first with tickers, stickey'd bullys, bully reposts, Mumms...so on.... My first one was such a great success that I had to do it again. Please send me your entry fee... and the picture you are going to use with your offers in a message by Wednesday July 9 by 5 p.m. central time. The Theme is Sexiest Fu's, so I will be allowing nsfw pictures to be used, along with sfw pictures... Remember Ladies and Gents... u still can be sexy with your clothes on, but it is known, you get better bids showing a little skin... I also will be giving out a Jet Bling or a Monkey Bling, depending on what size Bling pack I get... or maybe both if I can get a BIG one ;) and 150k fubucks to whomever has the most

The Sexiest Women Of Fubar...
& Come and Show these hot n sexy gorgeous ladies some wild Fubar Love...add/rate/comment/fan... If u want to be added to the list private message me and let me know. Ranked #1 On this bulletin for: TOP SEXIEST & GORGEOUS WOMAN OF FUBAR BlondeBratZ!! (my other account has beeen hacked!!) * Member Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar Here are the rest of the Sexiest Women of Fubar... Sexy N Wild Angel Eyes/Polish Princess... Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar NaNa♥VoN♥BiATCH™Co-Owner@CLuB FLaVa ♥ToXiC's Wifey♥@ fubar KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu@ fubar ø¤ŦøχïÇ ÇĥĔŕŘ¥™Owner of CLuB FLaVa♥iiCe NaNa'z♥Wifey@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ@ fubar Queen 3B {{Annelid's Angel}} Resident B!tch @ Club Flava@ fubar ~♥One Jaded Heart♥~Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club

Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest
SEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!! I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest. The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females). DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another. Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!! If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list: ~*JÁÐÊ*~RØ§Ê*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar

Sexiest Lounge Owner..plz Show Her Some Luvin
SEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!! I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest. The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females). DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another. Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!! If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list: ~*JÁÐÊ*~RØ§Ê*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar

Sexiest Fu Contest
I am entered in the Sexiest Fu Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. The top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest. It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset. Thanks again for all of your help! I am entered in the Sexiest Fu Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. The top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest. It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset. Thanks again for all of your help! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1196184&albumid=1199810&i=4243158459

Sexiest Dude Contest....am I Sexy?
I'm in second place in the Sexiest Dudes Contest that ends tonight at 8:00 pm. If you voted for me before, you can rerate me again. If you haven't voted for me, please do. Like they say in Chicago.......vote early and vote often! I'm pitted against 20 other guys with the the top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I hope that I can experience the thrill of winning one of these and having more fun on here. It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. Once the ratings reset, you can rerate next week after the ratings reset. Thanks again for all of your help! I am entered in the Sexiest Dudes Contest that began last friday and ends on September 19th. I'm pitted against 20 other guys with the the top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast

Sexiest Eyes Contest
Hey Everybody LOOK!!! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK...ARE MY EYES SEXY ENOUGH?! I am in a sexiest eyes contest and all I need is one pic rate. Come show me some Fu luv by dropping just one lil rate. Below is the pic that will get u to the contest My friends are the greatest. Licks & Kisses LilAngelBaby

Sexiest Eyes Contest!!!!
ARE YOU READY? The sexy eyes contest is almost finished. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate my sexy eyes!!! I am currently in second place but want my first place spot back!!!! Please help me 1st place-70 credit bling pack 2nd place-25 credit bling pack 3rd place-12 credit bling pack REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE. USE THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE Betty Davis eyes TC house rmx-128bpm (master) - DJTOPCAT Hey! lets make this quick... Hey gang!!! Its almost the end of the contest and i am soooo close!! Please come by and rate my pic. Just click it below and help me out!!! Thanks! PLEASE REPOST Thanks s

The Sexiest Guy On Fubar Contest
Hey Guys you need to check SHE JUST WANTS TO BE 2ND ALARM HOTT....., there is a contest going on for the sexiest guy on fubar, if you are up to the task check it out, lost of gift to be won.

Sexiest Leggs Contest!!!!!
Tat2udAngel is in the Hottest Legs contest. She has the hottest legs I've ever seen. Be a doll and go vote for her by leaving a comment. Here's the link - http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=968407&albumid=1426656&i=2953380267&idx=1 Check her page out while you're at it: Tat2udAngel

Sex Is Like Eating @ Kfc!!!
SEX IS LIKE EATING @ KFC...ONCE YOU GET DONE NIBBLING & EATING ON THE BREAST & THIGH,YOU GOT A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR IN!!!!! A DICK FOR A WOMAN IS LIKE A TOY FOR A KID....AFTER THEY PLAY WITH IT FOR A WHILE IT USUALLY GOES IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!

Sexist I Know,,,
there is not a decent one among you all. Im fed up of being lied to, and treated like a fucking door mat. Im not here to do as your bidding, nor wait on you hand and foot. I have a life, and its mine. Not yours to control. Im not you physical or emotional punch bag. Im not something you can pick up and use. Why isnt there a bloke who could possibly accept me for who i am? Not try and turn me into his fucking mother...

Sexiest Female On Fu Contest
Please follow the link below to give me just 1 pic rate and comments....if your going to drop more than one comment...please make sure that you use a real word...do not use number or letter sequences (ex. 124 234 345 or slslsl ddkdk eieie) it has to be a word...u can put a number at the end of each word so u can keep track of how many your leaving... The contest ends May 31st....if you drop 100 comments (50 today only 5/25) PM me to let me know and I will get you your $100K fubux.....I do appreciate the help and I always rate back!!! While your there...be sure to show the host some love!!!

Sexist Men
Ok family and friends. I have put a pic up in the sexist man contest in the candy shop. So go get your eye candy fix and vote for me. Thank you. Once you get to Candy Shop if your not a friend you will have to put in a friend request. If this link does not work please leave me a message. Thier page is also one of my family. %The Candy Shop%http://b.pca1.fubar.com/76/06/2516067/tn_295067337.jpg">@ fubar

Sexiest Men On Fu Contest
ok fubar i will give 1ook for every 250 pics you rate of mine comment at the last pic then send me a message when your done and i will pay you fubucks ty for the help the sexiest men on fu contest is now open round 3 i have changed some of the rules so here it goes if 3 of you are the high rated pics you will move on to finals and then at the finals if you get the most rates you will win and you could win a free month vip or a bling pac witch will be first place and second place will win 1mil fu bucks third place will win a 50k fubucks good luck and have fun ty DJ WILD

9 Sex Jokes
# 9 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." # 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." # 7 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and

Sex Jokes
Two guys are hitting the links at their local country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it. The first guy says "Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!" The second one goes, "Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec." So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, "Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. Ho

Sex Joke
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!

Sex King
wow, my girlfriend last night told my since i have a high sex drive i can see other women, after she and her best friend had there way with me?? i about freaked!! but she said on one condition?? she pick's them...so far she likes my friend's in my list.. looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

Sex, Love N ???!
There are those who have claimed that men can learn to have multiple orgasms, and are quick to point out that for a male, an orgasm is not the same as an ejaculation. This is not new and the concept has been useful for years in describing the sexual experience and response of men with spinal cord injuries. A man without sensation, say below his chest, could have a physical ejaculation without experiencing the usual emotional counterpart. That is, the mechanical muscular spasms that propel the ejaculate out the end of the penis could occur, but in the absence of physical sensations from the pelvic area, the man would have no awareness of this response and would not experience the psychological excitement of orgasm. Ejaculation is physical, orgasm is mental. A man with a spinal cord injury might psychologically, therefore, experience an erotic high that he identifies as his orgasm, but this mental event is totally independent of what is happening with his penis. Thus, men can have an eja

Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks

Sex....mmmm
Good dick is like a good pillow. It puts you to sleep and doesn't mind if you slobber all over it!!!!! Why men love blow jobs.... 12% like the feeling 8% like the domination And 80% like the SILENCE!!!! Thought it was funny!!! Guys, tell me what percentage you fall into.....

Sex Mistries
What do you care if its big or small slim or fat as long as it gets the job done then its the perfect tool By far one of the most exiting places to have sex as the rush of knowing that someone could burst right in or could here the moaning from the office next door. If you have never tried it you should you'll never forget it.

Sex Machines
Girls Girls Girls We aim to please with special Sex Machines just for the ladies. Ride a Sex Machine and orgasm in less than 6 or 7 minutes, maybe 4 or 5 orgasms in 8 to 10 minutes. Yes all true all possible. Come say hello and chat about it.

Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h

6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make " This is a WedMD feature. I would like to share this to all. A very informative article for both men and women. Happy reading!" Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants Men often make assumptions about wh

6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vivid Ed. Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants Men often make assumptions about what a woman wants based upon what they've done with other wo

Sex...nuff Said
Sex is Good for you!!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..............

Sex N Stuff
Found Here Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women... (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio i

Sexnseason.com
Well I don't know u, just want to get your attention and Invite you to Join SexNseason.com with VIP access for life, you will never pay for your membership on SexNseason, just sign up and you will be a VIP for life, and pass on to your Friends!!!! Limited time on this Offer!!!! www.SexNseason.com Make your own banner at MyBannerMaker.com!

Sex One Liners
Is it wrong to have sex before you are married? Only if you are late for the ceremony. My sex life is a disaster. Last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts. What's a diaphragm? A trampoline for dickheads. What's the difference between medium and rare? 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare. Why didn't Dolly Parton ever take up stage acting? They all said she'd be a big bust on Broadway. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes. What was Dolly Parton voted in high school? Most likely to breast-feed Ethiopia. Why was Joan Collins voted most popular girl at the US Cavalry dance? Because she was mounted more times than the horses. Why was Joan Collins voted "Woman of the Year" by Screw magazine? Because she had more meat between her buns than McDonald's. Did you know that Rock Hudson was going to make a movie with Sylvester Stallone? They were going to call it Ram-Butt. Did

Sex On The Job??
Sex on the Job Or With Some One You Work With !!!! This is a spin-off of the Corrections Officer thread where a few folks talked about Inmates having sex with the Prision Guards. ??? So the question is ??? 1) Have you ever had sex while on the job either on or off the clock? Or Have you ever had sex with some one you worked with at the same time phase ? ( while both of you are still presently work for the same company, office etc.) 2) How was the work relationship afterwords, did having sex with that person you worked with change for a better or worst? 3) Did any of your other co-wokers find out about it and how did they response to you and treated you from there on? 4) Did management find out you had sex with another co-worker and what did they have to say (or) how were you treated from that point on, did you get repramanded for you actions or lost you job? ***If not would you have sex on the job or with so

Sex Offender Awareness
custom magnet at SupportOurRibbons.com My wife Nightshade2526 made this for Awareness for all kids. Feel free to use this pic on ur profile For the Awareness of these sick'os My wife Nightshade2526 did this about awareness for all kids Plz repost, wear the pic on ur pro file thanx. custom magnet at SupportOurRibbons.com Thank you all that read and use this for Awareness.

Sex Offender Registry
Please let me know if any of these links is invalid. Look up sex offenders in your state. ALABAMA ALASKA ARIZONA ARKANSAS CALIFORNIA COLORADO CONNECTICUT DELAWARE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA FLORIDA GEORGIA HAWAII IDAHO ILLINOIS INDIANA IOWA KANSAS KENTUCKY LOUISIANA MAINE MARYLAND MASSACHUSETTS MICHIGAN MINNESOTA MISSISSIPPI MISSOURI MONTANA NEBRASKA NEVADA NEW HAMPSHIRE NEW JERSEY NEW MEXICO NEW YORK NORTH CAROLINA NORTH DAKOTA OHIO OKLAHOMA OREGON PENNSYLVANIA

Sex On Da Brain
Blowjob Etiquette ( Females Point Of View) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubi

Sex Only
I am looking for hot nasty girls to play with We already talked about mutual masturbation, but what if you tied me up so I cant touch you.Your job is to make my cock rock hard with out touching me, can you make me cum without touching me? How? Ever get caught masturbating?

Sex Offenders And The State
i am a mom of two. recently my children we taken from me after a man (that been my freind fer 18months) touched my lil girl in her privates. the state said that i cannot protect my kids ven tho it was done while i was asleep. i threw him out and gave cops his computers. they havent even arrested him. how can they let a 36yr old who touched a 4yr old stay free. its sick

Sex Poems
Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn and the challenges you are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 1 THE ORIGINATOR 2 THE PEACEMAKER 3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY 4 THE CONSERVATIVE 5 THE NONCONFORMIST 6 THE ROMANTIC 7 THE INTELLECTUAL 8 THE BIG SHOT 9 THE PERFORMER 1 - THE ORIGINATOR... 1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely

Sex Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Thought about it, but never done it 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Girl on top 15. Are you circumcised?No I am not 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate

Sex Poems
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Sex Poems
I am so tired of hearing about how this whole ruling on the abortion ban is so wrong and against the rights of women!!! I believe that abortion should be illegal anyway so the government has made a GOOD start in my eyes and this is the only good thing that I can see that the Bush Administration has done since elected to office and I applaude them for that!!!! Earlier today I had sent the following e-mail to the Vice President even tho I know I will probably never hear a reply to it but never the less I sent it anyway so here it is... Mr. Vice President, Hello, my name is Brandie Craft and I am writing to you in regard to the abortion ruling. I personally am 100% Pro-Life and agaist abortion all the way and I think it should be banned completely but I know that is probably not possible but the one thing that is bothering me is the whole thing about how it is said that the partial-birth abortion is inhumane and I quote " The Republican-controlled Congress responded in 2003 by pass

Sex Poem
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If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you dont send this to at least 10 people...you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation...so send this to all of your friends and let them know you care You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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Sex Freak Quiz 1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts) 2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5 pts) Receiving (5pts) 3. Licked an ass? (5pts) 4. Had your ass licked? (5pts) 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts) 6. Swallowed Cum? (5pts) 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? (5pts) 8. Had anal sex? (5pts) 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts) 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts) 11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts) 12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts) 13. Did a threesome? (5pts) 14. Did a foursome? (5pts) 15. Been in an Orgy? (5pts) 16. Been in a gangbang? (5pts) 17. Had sex in public? (5pts) 18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts) 19. Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts) 20. Licked or sucked someone's toes? (5pts) 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts) 22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?

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Name:Zach Age:22 Current Location:Mooresville, IN Eye/Hair Color:Brown hair, eyes change from grey-green-blue Height:5-9 Ethnicity:honky Sexual Orientation:Straight Size of penis/breast:average WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age:20's Eye/Hair:no pref Height:under 5-7 Ethnicity:any Body Type:small,slightly thick What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? tits or ass EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? boxer briefs Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yup Ever watch a porno? who hasnt Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? yeah Are you into ass smacking? at times Are you a Virgin?nope When did you lose it?a while ago How was your first time?boring a 2 jerk squirt If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer?nah Are you an easy O or hard O? hard Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? nope dont need it that bad.. yet How many dates does it take to get into your pants?only till s

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasureable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality; and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz Ignorance of the necessity for sexual intercourse to the health and virtue of both man and woman, is the most fundamental error in medical and moral philosophy. George Drysdale, The Elements of Social Science, 1854 FANTASY LOVE IS MUCH BETTER THAN REALITY LOVE. NEVER DOING IT IS EXCITING. THE MOST EXCITING ATTRACTIONS ARE BETWEEN TWO OPPOSITES THAT NEVER MEET. ANDY WARHOL

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Whats the deal with dogs running around pissing all around the place marking their territory? I mean have you ever seen a dog run into an invisible wall marked by pee? With that in mind, maybe women will start to pee on their boyfriends peckers to keep them from being able to use them in some other girls ...... U think that might happen? In that matter would that also keep the guys from self loving also. I would go to play with it and some invisible force field would deflect my hand? Damn that would suck Hee hee

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You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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eve -- [noun]:A reverse striptease 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did

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Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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How Old Do You Act? 38 years old Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com According to this reading, you are 95% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did

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Just wishing everyone A Happy New Year.Hope you all had fun over the holidays.May this new year bring you all happiness,health and love. Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you

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1. What do I really think about sex? We women are supposed to be so empowered these days—in command of our careers, our bank accounts and our sex lives. But if you grew up in a home that taught you sex was shameful, those old messages could be living on in your subconscious, mucking things up in the bedroom. They certainly did for me. To start tackling my sexual baggage, I made a list of all the negative messages I’d received about sex and then wrote positive ones next to them: “Only bad girls enjoy sex” became “Every girl deserves to enjoy sex.” Then, when one of those old thoughts entered my mind—in bed or out of it—I had a positive one ready to replace it with. It actually turned into a fun bedroom game that served a dual purpose: getting me over my hang-ups and getting me in the mood. 2. Do I know my parts as well as I do his? A common lament I hear from women is “He can’t find my clitoris.” We expect men to know where the sweet spot is, but can we give t

Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 134 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

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1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested. 3. My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog. 4. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws. 5. Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 6. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 7. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. 8. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 9. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late." 10. Women will never be eq

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Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........

Sex Quiz What Would You Do With Me?
if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked y

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Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Sitting here waiting for the right words to come my way; To wish my mother a special Birthday. I know I don't show it much but I do love you a whole bunch. Remember even when I don't call you are on my mind through it all When you read this you will finally realize that its not in the words spoken where I show my love; It is in the actions taken way beyond and above. I love you mommy always and forever and deep in my heart you will leave me never. Love Val Copyright November 2008 Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com Your Bedroom Grade: A You a

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Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD

Sex Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!!Rules:Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self!1.Would u have sex with me?answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in?answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out?answer: 4.Would u sex me hard?answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?answer:6.Give me a naked pic?answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower?answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me?answer: 9.Would u use desert?answer:10.Would u have a 3-some with me?answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me?answer:12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed?answer:13.Where would u do me @?answer:14.Would u do me in front of people?answer:15.Would u do me again and again?answer:16.Would u do me in the rain?answer:17.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars?answer:18.Would u have phone sex with me?answer:19.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go?

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Sex Quiz Take It!!! HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? ;)EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? oh yesEVER LAUGH DURING SEX? a few timesEVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? NO,WHY WOULD I? I LOVE SEX!DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? oh yea if its with the right person its better.EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? yeah but it happened so oh wellEVER FAKED AN ORGASM? yeah a few times with my Ex Jess...lolDIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Both lol.EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? yeaEVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?NO, who came up with this question? EVER HAVE A THREESOME? yepEVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? yep yepEVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? yeaHAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yes a couple timesWHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?Hahaha my dad walked in on me & JenHOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?oh god lol. ummm 14WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?I'm a guy so YES!DO YOU LIKE 69?yea ARE YOU HORNY NOW? now i am thanksHOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? my info not yours!!!DO YO

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Ok people this how the game is played. You have to post a commet of how you want to be fucked. One fuck story out of the week. Best one wins a prize. To get started it can be rape, huge dick, cock blowing,hardcore ass fucking, Fisting, peeing what ever pleases you. But please no kiddy porn shit. You'll lose the game for sure and be baned to play the rest of the games from here on out. If you dare to play or man enought to tell deep secrets then there is much more to cum. So lets have down right dirty fun. Let the fucking game start.

Sex,romance,life,
It's no secret that men want sex. And generally, we want it a lot. But what other things does your man want from you? Turns out there are some simply sexy, easy, activities you can incorporate in your day-to-day and reap the benefits of a super-satisfied male. Here are 10 things your man wants you to do but might never ask for: 10. Listening

Sex Story
warning this is an adult story :) The Spa I get home from a long day at work and find you in the spa. I hurry to get changed and join you. You are wearing that one peice suit I love on you so much. I pull you onto my lap as we kiss and cuddle. I slowly let my hands roam your your body enjoying both the feel of your body and the warm bubblering water. As I kiss you one hand cups our breast as I drop the other over your belly going lower till its on your swimmer glad pussy. I hear you let out a small moan as I rub your nipple as Im kissing your neck. I slowly pull the swimmers down over your sholders so that your breasts are exposed to the water and my sight. I play with your nipples making them harder then they were before. I stand you up to fully undress you. I pull the swimmers down over your hips then down your leps as you giggle. I kiss your belly and nipples again before asking you to sit on the edge of the spa. You sit there legs wide. I place one leg over my sholde

Sex Story I Wrote In The 3rd Person (tell Me What You Think)
Its a clear starry night, we're in the back seat of a stretch limo. Just the two of us driving thro town drinking champagne. You're wearing a black dress. When sitting the bottom of it is only about half way down your thighs. I'm in a tuxedo we look like we are going to a special black tie event. i lean over and kiss you softly and passionately. You kiss back and i slowly move my hand up your thigh. My touch is soft and smooth and slow giving you goose bumps. As my hand reaches your pussy I realize that you aren't wearing any underwear. I feel you already soakin wet and i slide a finger into you slowly and deeply. You moan and your body quivers. You pull my face into your and kissing me harder. I then start kissing you on your neck and slowly moving down your body. Touching and kissing you everywhere thro your dress. I get down between your legs throw them over my shoulder and go to town. I lick all around your pussy lips slowly and strongly. I flick my tongue across your clit very lig

Sex Survey
Sex Survey Looked at a nude magazine? yes Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes Had phone sex? yes Had sex? yes What age did you lose your virginity? 16 Had sex with a virgin? yes Total # of partners you have had intercourse with? ?? Had more than 10 sexual partners? yes Had more than 100 sexual partners? no What was your craziest, strangest or most exciting sexual encounter? most exciting...Threesomes I highly recommend having on sometime! Masturbated? yes How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 4 Masturbated while someone watched? yes Do you enjoy masturbating in front of your lover? yes Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No Masturbated covertly in public? yes Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes my nipples Seen a live stripper? Yes Seen a live sex show? Yes Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yes Streaked with a group of six or more? no Stripped for someone? Yes

Sex Style...thanks Fearless
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: RoughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: DependsHow often do you like to have sex?: As often as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: Not alwaysDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YupHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NeverHow do you feel about one night stands?: It happensHow many one night stands have you had?: A coupleWhat's your favorite position?: Girl on topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: OutdoorsDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: What's the fucking difference?Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: As long as I wantDo you get off first or do they?: DependsDo you like kissing during sex?: YesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Yes, depends on whereDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Depends on whereDoes si

Sex Stories...
The Breeding Of Jay. I am Jay, James' wife and as you know I had a child by a black lover and James was extremely understanding. Well I thought I would tell you of events from there so you could get a woman's perspective on things. I had the child early in the year and it was a wonderful feeling having a child. I had decided to breast feed him keeping my milk not taking the pills to remove it. I loved breast feeding it was a sensual experience and very satisfying having a child suckle at my breasts. James enjoyed the pleasure of a child in the house, having wanted to have a big family, he was an only child, and we threw ourselves into the early care and upbringing of an infant. During the months, as I fed through the night and day, my breasts large and swollen with milk we would talk about having further family. I was 34 and Jay 59 so he was anxious to have them soon. He said we should have another black child so that it kept things nice and there

Sex Style
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot81%Exciting69%Violent69%Wet56%Soft44%Shy25%Awkward13%Sweet13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

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just to see how many friends are really fun ppl. BE Honest...i will. ask for my answers...i havent answered yet either... Nate THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. Answer these questions, send it back to me and anyone else you like... Pass it on to others you are curious about... Let's have a little fun... Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin? When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off

Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Dana Age: 21 Current Location: Oklahoma Eye/Hair Color: Blue/Blond Height: 5'4" Ethnicity: White and Indian(though u cant tell it lol) Sexual Orientation: Bi Size of penis/breast: large breasts lol WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: close to mine Eye/Hair: about any Height: taller than me Ethnicity: same as me i suppose Body Type: muscular Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: guys- chest, girls- chest EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? pink lace thong Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yes given and received Ever watch a porno? yes Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? yes Are you into ass smacking? sometimes Are you a Virgin? not even close When did you lose it? when i was 15 How was your first time? pretty much sucked If you had a choice would y

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 3-4 times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: noHow do you feel about one night stands?: not for me anymoreHow many one night stands have you had?: 1What's your favorite position?: the one that makes me cumWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: my bedroomDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: noHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 - 30 minutesDo you get off first or do they?: they doDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: quietDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)

Sex Survey
well, since all i have done so far for my CT site is pop a few pics up, i decided to start the surveys, this should answer a few questions, or create a few... feel free to ask anything you want... i'm an open person. The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: both... there's a time and place 4 everything.Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: i like to "workout" 4-5 times a day, at least 4 days a week. haven't lately, tho...Is sex a top priority for you?: not top, but significant.Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the time. if i can't look them in the face, why am i f#ckin' with them to begin with?How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: nah, b. not yet.How do you feel about one night stands?: if it happens, it happens.How many one night stands have you had?: hahaha... after the first night, they kept comin' back,

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Struggles i know we've all had our share.Mine have been to many and i've done my best to overcome then.My biggest struggle right now is not having my youngest children with me .I find the holidays very hard but i put a smile on my face and make the best of it.So if i'm a lil

Sex Stories
So long ago I was a child With mind so pure And manners mild, And dreams of treasures, valor and what not, Of things like sailing 'round the world in my yacht. At night I'd sit and watch Bright planets in the sky When they and then the stars Would roll on by. My mind would travel To a distant cosmic shore, Exploring corners of the Universe I hadn't known before. I could converse with trees And birds and camels And fish and insects, Shrimp and gnawing mammals. It was my Age of Innocence, Profundity and tranquil joy. My soul was crystal clean. My heart was daring yet coy... And then damn puberty arrived Along with pimples, rock-n-roll and teenage jive And, ruthlessly, to my dismay, my hormones then kicked in, And then a loathsome fire started burning from within. Oh, how raging, how wicked was that fire! A sticky, overwhelming s*xual desire! My inner organs started churning sperm- Their tiny bodies would inside my body squirm. I lost my cosmic und

Sex Sign
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Stories
One day I was trying on some naughty clothes. You know its hot red with thigh highs and holes where your tits are. hehe Any ways I was trying it on and the door bell rang so I threw on some shorts and tank top over top of this other outfit. Well I'm sure it looked funny when I opened the door to see me in shorts and tank top with thigh highs on. yah I was thinking that when I opened the door and there was this hot guy at it. He was there to show me a demonstration on a vacuum sweeper or some thing well. A little did I know he started flirting with me. All I was think was how bad I wanted in his pants. So he was talking and showing me things and he spilled a drink on my top. I wasn't think about what was under I just took it off and then I was like opps I'm sorry I forgot I had this on. I'll be back I'm going to go change. I got up and he said no please wait. I love that outfit I want to see more cause I would like to buy one for my girlfriend. I was like are you sure? Ok I'll show I d

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i like me a girl that loves black and loves to play rough if you are one then message me later sex and partys are a drug but this ype of drug gives you a speacal high if you know what i me so come in pass the booze and go crazy when the lights go out we can have even more fun then we do in the day

Sex Survey
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Sex & More Sex
LOVE IS A TEMPATION THAT STARTS WITH A SENSATION WHEN A GUY STICK'S HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION DO YOU GET MY EXPLAINATION OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION??? SKY IS BLUE WATER IS WET I'LL MAKE YOU CUM I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT PRESSED UP AGAINST MY BODY MOVING UP AND DOWN SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND KISSING IS A HABIT FUCKING IS A GAME GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN 10 MINUTES OF PLEASURE 9 MONTHS OF PAIN 3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL A BABY WITHOUT A NAME THE BABY IS A BASTURD THE MOTHER IS A WHORE THIS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED IF THE RUBBER HAD'NT TORE!!! SEX IS LIKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE LEGS AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT MULTIPLY ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM HICKORY DICKORY DOCK THIS BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCK SEX IS GOOD SEX IS FI

Sex..sex...and More Sex
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs75% Bondage67% Biting67% Whips42% Blind Folds33% Blood17% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

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Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic This one was pretty true! :)

Sex Survey
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sex...sex..sex....
-whats the most freakiest place u sex'd @??? (i hump whereva the wind blows..lol) -is sex really overrated? (maybe cuz u aint gettin any of this 10inches..lol) -whats ya favorite position? (baby if u had some of this u'd luv everyway i stroke u...Mmmmm..) dag all this chat made me horny i brb...

Sex Smarts
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Scopes!
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway

Sex Score
On their honeymoon the new blonde husband said to his bride "I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship." "What is it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said. "What's the big deal about that?" she asked. He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoons, and any & all holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins." She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about." "What's that?", he asked. "I'm a hooker." "No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up." You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex intere

Sex Survey
whats ur name? Jewell where were u born? at a hospital whats ur fav body part on a gurl? There tongue whats ur fav. body part on a guy? ass are u bi lesbian or gay? do you like porn? who doesn't do u like to play with ur self or with a partner? With a partner or maybe him watching do u like it ruff or smooth? a little of both slow or fast? both what type of sex do u like? any and all!!! what do u like in a girl/guy? tongue! would u ever try new things with them if they asked? I am always up for new things if they asked u to shot a porn film , would u or not? I have a home video for my eyes only! would u ever talk dirty to them even when ur apart?(the phone): I love talkin dirty over the phone would you ever bring toys in the bedroom? what type? I have a few now do u like likin pussys or sucking cocks? sucking cocks WHEN IS THE LAST TIME U HAD SEX? I am not telling DID U USE A CONDOM? HAVE U EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM? yes OUTSIDE? yes IN A CA

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The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b - Baseball c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. The best answer to this stupid que

Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur

Sex Stories.. Or Are They?
Written sometime in mid 06 Its 2:30 in the morning and I awake to a soft knocking at the door. I take a minute to gather myself and make sure Im not dreaming. Its a cold and rainy night, who would be out on my doorstep in this weather, I think to myself. I put on some boxers and a tank top and go to answer the door. All I can see through the rippled glass windows is a silhouette of a woman. Curiously I open the door and to my amazement a face from the past is staring back at me. Moving away from the doorway to let her in, I open my mouth but before any words can come out her fingers are covering my lips and are followed with a light shh! She looks beautiful. Shes wearing a white top that ties around her neck. Its wet from the rain and sticking to her body like a glove. Oh and yes shes cold. Her low rise white Capris are laced up on the sides and a pink g is peeking out the top. The outfit is sexy all the way down to the clear bottom stripper 3-inch heels. Everyt

Sex!!! Sex!!!sex!!!!
Results of a recent research show that there are seven7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner waaay too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you!" The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular). The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She ta

Sex Survey From Myspace Lol
Most surveys on myspace are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, lets see what kinda balls ya got!!! 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2008 1, My hubby. 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these how many have you ever tried? 2 3. Ever been cheated on? Nah. 4. Ever paid for sex? Nope. 5. Ever been married? Yes ;) 6. Ever been divorced? Nope. 7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? I like a lot of positions, haha. 8. Do you own any guns? Nah 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? I have never been arrested. 10. Ever been in rehab? Nope. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yes. 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No. 13. Truthfully… size matters? Sure. 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Nah. 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with? Whoever is on my MySpac

Sex Sells
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Sex Slave Application
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Sex Score:what's Yours?
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand). -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately. ] -Add 2 if you have ne

Sex Slave Training ....part Ii
Marcie awoke the next morning a new woman. Her eyelids were still closed, but the events of the previous night were still fresh in her brain. She knew she had done the right thing when she agreed to leave the party with the tall blonde haired hunk of a man. She recalled pleasantly the first time she saw him standing across the room. Her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened. Thoughts of uninhibited sex danced through her brain. As it turned out, those thoughts became reality. The way he took charge overwhelmed her. The way he forced her to strip out on the balcony under the moon and the stars; the way he forced her to suck his cock; the way he forcibly fucked her while she was spreadeagled to the chaise lounge, the way he invaded her asshole. She agreed to become Hans’ sex slave. All of these events from the previous night crowded her brain as she laid there. She was however, a bit uncomfortable since she’d been tied wrists and ankles to the bedposts all night, f

Sex Stories
I woke to the sounds of a distant thunder, the echos rolling back to me in waves. My eyes flutter as I get my bearings and my arm searches the bed to my right. There is nothing greater than curling up to a warm body in the middle of the night, the comfort, the security, but my bed was empty. I sit up looking around as I listen to the sounds of the rain tapping a summer melody on the windows. I get up and in nothing but my boxers and t-shirt I head out of the room, looking for her when her shape catches my eye out the back window. With the glow of the outdoor lights, I can see her. She is standing in the back yard with her head raised to the sky, letting the rain fall on her face. She is wearing one of my old white t-shirts that she loves to sleep in, it wet with the falling water, it clings to every curve of her body. I've always been attracted to a more full figured woman, the way their bodies move and feel is the way the Gods intended them to be. I can tell she has nothing else on

Sex Survey
will do it HERE lol (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? if i was single? yup a couple of em (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I dont care anytime. (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Yeah I'd just gotten done with a night of partying and had to pull over in front of a church and puke lol ) (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? no... (5) Shower or bath while having sex? both are nice (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? either one is good for me (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? I love one of them very much and the resst I lvoe as friends (8) Love or Money? love but money is nice (9) Credit cards or cash? cash (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? I gots one (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? hotel lol (12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In a school locker room. (13) Would you shave your entire body (i

The Sex Survey
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on my mood..but a little more on the rough side Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Opposite..kinda straight here How often do you like to have sex? More then I currently am:( Is sex a top priority for you? Kinda Do you have sex face to face with your partner? No..I like doggy too! :) How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? Not often enough...LOL How do you do you feel about one night stands? Honestly I prefer to have a regular partner How many one night stands have you had? more than 1 What's your favorite position? 69 Where's your favorite place to have sex? somewhere with enough room to get freaky Do you prefer to make love or fuck? again depends on mood Have you ever watched porn while having sex? of course How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? usually quite a while...I like giving oral...a lot Do you get off first or do t

Sex Story
Sexy Story He had never felt quite like this before. Since waking up from a troubled sleep a vaguely defined image of someone – female – kept flashing through his mind. He could tell little about her beyond the fact that she turned him on in a way he had never experienced before. She was attractive, around 30 or so (his own age), and had shoulder length dark hair worn in a gentle upsweep. He was filled with both longing and lust, a gentle but persistent ache for her such that he coasted through his day in a kind of erotic fugue state. In a daze he drove uptown for dinner that evening and quickly found himself in a strange neighborhood. He looked around at the quaint turn-of the-century brick and masonry buildings and knew he was lost – utterly. Not a thing was familiar except the English language on signs and buildings. The streets were cobblestoned and narrow, the street lighting ornate with wrought-iron swirls. An attractive neighborhood to be sure, but one he never

Sex Stories
Hi, this is Prakash. As I had told you, I married the waitress who worked in a local eatery on the way to my work. Now I am back with my honeymoon story. After marriage, we were planning for our honeymoon. My boss, who’s a really nice guy, gifted me an all-expenses paid honeymoon package to Ooty. We packed up our bags and went to Ooty to enjoy our honeymoon, little knowing the fact that my Boss had married the same day as I had and he too was going to Ooty with his new wife. I came to know it when he came knocking on our hotel room door as soon as we had reached our destination. My eyes fell out from my socket as I saw that it was my Boss and his wife. My…!! She is a bombshell. I let them both in and we introduced each other to each other’s wives. My Boss’s name is Rohit. His wife is Sneha. He is about 5’7” in height, a 34” waist and altogether a good looking guy. In contrast she was a live wire; 36-24-36 figure, fair complexion, height about that of Ritu’s, jet blac

Sex Stories
Since the weather was getting warmer my parents decided it was a good time for a barbecue. They invited the neighbours on both sides of us and a few others from across the street. One of our neighbours was an older man in his mid forties who is unmarried.As everyone came over, my dad started up the barbecue. I was running in and out of the house setting things up. I walked by our neighbour Bill and bent over to put a salad on the table. I knew I just gave him a good view of my butt and I knew he liked it.I continued to set things up and noticed that he didn't stop looking at me. Whether it was at my chest or at my butt. I was starting to feel very violated so I tried to stay away from him.As the night went on, we ate our food and the adults started to drink. They soon got drunk and very loud. I was left cleaning things up. As I walked by Bill to get into my house I felt him grab my butt. I looked at him and he just winked. When I finally got inside I shudder from the grope.I went back

Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?ummm..is this a trick question? What is something you have always wanted to try? Midgets What is something you have never done in bed before? Feathers What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? PancakesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?3.14 secondsIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited

Sex Sells
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Sex Test
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] FILL OUT HONESTLY! How old do I look? [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Ugly Would you rather.. [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out [ ] Send me on my way Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Sex Test
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny69%Very horny69%Not horny56%Normal Horny56%A little horny56%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sex Tests
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test

Sex Toys
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Sex Tests
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:We’re stuck again Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Doc -- [noun]:A perma-orgasm 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Today
To my Master... As i sit here and think of You, You are ever on my mind. Pictures from the past float through my mind For me to remember: Your touch, Your feel, Your strength, Your power; That i crave so when You are here My strength through Your power, My calmness through Your control, My peace through Your strength, My passion through Your direction, My direction through Your command. I am Your slave, in all the ways that You request, In submission, pleasure, pain, mind, body, and soul I am Yours as you wish, Your every whim or command. You chose me; my only wish is to please You As you may require of Your slave. With all my love to You, stormdreamer (aka slavegirl4mymaster) *big hugs and kisses* >> A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER >> >> You gotta love this one! >> >> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on >> runway 9R." >> >> Saudi Air 911: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on >> infid

Sex Toy Ban!
Ban On Sex Devices February 6, 2007 Fox40 KTXL Sacramento SACRAMENTO COUNTY — Sacramento County supervisors approved a first for California, a ban on the sale of sex devices near schools, churches, and parks. The move is in response to an Orangevale business that has drawn protests by neighbors. The Cupid's Love Boutique was supposed to be a lingerie shop when it opened in December, but it also sells adult materials, including DVD's, lotions, condoms, and exotic sex toys. The county promptly limited those items to 25 percent of its floor space. Even so, it's near an elementary school, several day care centers, and homes. Manuel Sol runs the the Oranangevale Meat Shoppe a few doors down. He says his business is being hurt. Protests by neighbors prompted Supervisor Roberta McGlashen to craft an ordinance banning the sale of sex devices within a thousand feet of schools, bus stops, libraries and child care centers. MacGlashan said, "I view this as further strengthening t

Sex Toys
Every woman should introduce herself to Sex Toys as every marriage or relationship can gain intimacy and communication by slowly adding these wonderous items to your repertoire of sexual play! Many women and men are scared of toys as they think they are being replaced or it will feel funny, let me tell you it does not and it will not!! Want to check out some great info about toys and different types of adult products?? Check out www.redskyone1.yourpassionconsultant.com There are lots of great products here to help you build and strengthen your relationships and add to your own knowledge of how to keep yourself and your significant other happy!!

Sex Type
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Tell Me!!
Your First Time SurveyTake This Survey at NaughtyQ.comWhen was your first kiss?12When was your first erotic touch?16When was your first orgasm?16When was the first time you were naked in front of someone?14When was the first time you saw someone naked?14When did you have sex for the first time?14

Sex Test
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Sex Toys
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Sex Terms
SEX TERMS1. Blow Job or head: To suck dick or eat-out (suck) pussy2. Bareback: Having sex without a condom, used especially for anal sex.3. Breath play: Restricting airflow, by strangulation, suffocation, or other means for sexual stimulation.4. Cherry: The HYMEN or, figuratively used for virginity, as in "to pop someone's cherry", to take someone's virginity.5. Cybersex: Having sex over the Internet. Usually refers to erotic chatting via the computer while one or both of the parties is masturbating.6. Doggie style: Sexual intercourse where the man enters the woman's vagina from her back side; also called rear-entry.7. Double Penetration: Penetration of the vagina and anus simultaneously.8. Eagle wings: The position where a woman's legs are spread wide open during sex, especially when she received oral sex.9. Facial: When a man ejaculates on a someone's face. Used in the phrase "give a facial."10. Foot Job: Rubbing feet on the penis, usually until ejaculation11. GangBang: When many men

Sex Test
So I took the test, didn't take much to pass. You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Toys
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♣s♣e♣x♣ Thru These Eyes
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, youowe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and Added up your total fine. When you are done Title your it 'My fine is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the Amount of your fine.Smoked pot -- $10Did acid -- $5Ever had sex at church -- $25Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next To you -- $40Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25Had sex for money -- $100Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20Vandalized something -- $20Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10Beat up someone -- $20Been jumped -- $10Crossed dressed -- $10Given money to stripper -- $25Been in love with a stripper -- $20Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15Ever drive drunk -- $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50Used toys while having sex -- $30Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20Went sk

Sex Toys
Vibrators are the most commonly used sex toys, followed by dildos. I know their are more women then men in this world, but i wonder why men sex toys are less common. There women must be doing a good job. However, their is a variety of male sex toys for them at http;//www.goodvibesexotic.com We sell other things for men too. If your girls doing it right maybe some lingerie or accessories for her is what you are look for. We got that too. Check us out, get a buzz, and have some adult fun!!

Sexual Iq
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I couldn't believe that my new ass was attached at least three inches lower than my

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Experiance
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Escapde On Halloween Night
Life is constantly changing.As we grow older things effect us differently.At one time i'd have been furiously jealous of another woman with my hubby.Now i know enough that if he wanted to be with someone else i'd give him his freedom.Why the change in attitude.As I grew up I realized life is too short to worry about things that happen.If it was anopther woman it was gonna happen anyway so why the drama.Just realize what is is.I may be hurt feeling wise but life goes on for a reason somewhere down the road might be whats right for me.I know enough to wish him the best kiss him goodbye and say thanks for the times we had.If life throws a wrench in my road not to complain n cus just move around it.I can't control some things so I go with the flow.People should realize how short life is and live thier life.Have fun live for now.Once a certain age you won't do those things later.Do them now.Wanna tell someone you love them do so for tomorrow may not come.Never be afraid of life grasp it by

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Fun
Well, that sucks. (not litterally, cause that would be a good thing) My FWB Zoe has met a guy and decided to get married to him. Guess what that makes me. That's right a guy without a FWB. I've been without sex for a few months now. That's just not right. Help? I've always half wondered what that meant. I mean, I've seen the Peter North films and figured, "wow, that guy is talented." Well, the other night I was playing around and playing around and playing around some more. I decided it was time to finish off, and when I did, it nearly put old Peter to shame. I should have video taped it. I've been all over the internet looking for a little lust. I sure hope it happens soon. Me and my digits are getting board..

Sexual Quiz's
Your Boobies' Names Are... Kermit and Miss Piggy Boobie Name Generator OK, people....Kermit & Miss Piggy?? I dont know if those are the most appealing names I could have come up with., and I dont think they are sexy enough....Do you have any suggestions??? .... 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com LMAO!!! How bout the guys on Cherry Tap?? Will they miss me??? Never mind the legion!!! Kelli Laffey's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can make cats listen to you. This only works once per cat, though. Use each cat wisely (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com Why on earth would I wanna make a cat listen to me??? Now making a man listen to me would be THE BEST mental ability!! If you could make a man listen to you what would you make them do??? Be specific!!!

Sexual Sign
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Fantasy, Come, Dress Up And Play
Women are not as ‘simply’ attracted to parts as men are. While a man simply sees an ‘ass’ and has a reaction (in fact he usually becomes one in his desire to get one), a woman does not see a part and react with such immediacy. The attraction is not as direct as that. Remember, women take the ‘long way’ to arousal. A woman doesn’t seek perfection. While a man seeks The Perfect Heart-Shaped Ass, women do not have such a physical standard. (Yes, yes, Dona knows a man, an ass man anyway, will respond to virtually any female ass, but there is a ‘holy grail’ of asses he does seek, if only to say he saw it.) This lack of seeking a ‘perfect’ physical trait is why you will find a woman crushing on the oddest parts of men... Women who ‘love’ are often adoring some obscure (ok down-right-strange) part of the man. Frankly, it is also a part that might even be considered a ’flaw.’ Yes, even a flaw she may have one time thought of as ’icky.’ One will com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq 146
Sexual IQ of 146 You have a sexual IQ of 146 http://img.quizuniverse.com/brain.jpg"> /> When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take'>http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=38">Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com can yall vote on it and help me get points for leveling?

Sexual Iq...i Got Brat Beat...lol
You have a sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Identity
The 1st letter of your 1st name reveals your sexual identity According " to studies", the 1st letter of your 1st name reveals your sexual identity -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business! With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _expression of the affection of your lover

Sexual Zodiac
You Are From Saturn You're steady, organizes, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From? Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexuality
Bisexuality isn't something that's easily defined. Webster's will tell you one thing, wikipedia will tell you something completely different, and every bisexual out there had their own definition of who and what they are. But what it really boils down to is that there's an entire part of our own Queer population that is all too often overlooked. It sounds silly to say, "Bisexuals are people too." But, stop and think for a second. How often have you said or heard the following: "Oh, you're just exploring. It's just a phase. You're just experimenting." Some people are truly just exploring or going through a phase or just experimenting. But, for countless others out there, it's an identity to be embraced. Well I can't help who I am. I am who I am. I'm not bisexual because others think it's cool. I have had sexual relations with women before I've had them with men. It's hard when you have a relationship with someone and they don't understand the other side. I know it's something tha

Sexual Iq
Ok so I met all these people and I try to keep up by saying hi, sending comments, talking when on line. BUT.... No one returns the favor. I miss you guys. You know who you are and have not talked to me in a long time. Please let me know you are there and didn't forget about me!! You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I Q
You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
lets hop off on the good foot and do the bad thing You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Prefrence!!
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent88%Wet75%Hot63%Soft63%Exciting63%Sweet13%Awkward0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs

Sexual Dictionary
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs92%Blind Folds75%Whips50%Bondage50%Biting42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com Cole -- [noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Feeling
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I Q
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Harrassment
Hey all I just really need to vent. Those of you that know me know that i do security which has mostly men in the field.. well i was sexually harrassed and I am not the kind of person to turn someone in for that. I can hang with the boys and be just as raunchy. Well this new guy grabbed my ass.. I just ignored it and figured that was that. Well since I didn't reciprocate the advance, he went and told my boss that I thought he was an idiot and don't think he can do his job. I got pulled into the office for a discussion about this. My boss knows that I am a team player and he was surprised that I would say something like that. Well he asked me what was going on. I told him what happened. I hate that I actually had to do that. I am not the type that needs someone else to fight my battles, but since this guy decided to lie about me I felt that I needed to give my boss the truth. I feel bad that I may have gotten this guy in troublr but I am also very pissed that he would lie just because I

Sexual Assault Survivor Advocate
Flashbacks Submitted by jessicab on Thu, 2006-02-16 19:02. What are Flashbacks? Flashbacks are when memories of past traumas feel as if they are taking place in the current moment. These memories can take many forms: dreams, sounds, smells, images, body sensations, or overwhelming emotions. This re-experience of the trauma often seems to come from nowhere and, therefore, blurs the lines between past and present, leaving the individual feeling anxious, scared, powerless, or any other emotions that they felt at the time of the trauma. Some flashbacks are mild and brief, a passing moment, while others may be powerful and last a long time. Many times the individual does not even realize that he or she is having a flashback and may feel faint or dissociate. What Helps During a Flashback? If you realize that you are in the middle of a flashback: Tell yourself that you are having a flashback and remind yourself that the actual event is over and you survived. Breathe. Take

Sexual I.q. Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodic
Guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! ! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys and girls on the ground fighting ! street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis.

Sexual Iq Test Results
- Jeanne's Sexy Acronym - Jis for...JazzyEis for...EagerAis for...ArousingNis for...NaughtyNis for...NakedEis for...Enticing The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com jeanne's sexual nickname: "Pussy Cat" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Go figure!!! Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
Courtesy of MsTags.com You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac
I copied this from an email i gopt from a friend. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Exce

Sexual Harassment !!!!!
A WOMAN`S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She`s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton............ PRICELESS One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, my > > >elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't > > >have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic > > >computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll > > >tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and > > >costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine > > >sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and > > >the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample > > >into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ej

Sexual Genius
MsShana was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by Chuck Norris! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Intentions
I Wanna Know How HOT You Think I Am?? If you think I'm.... 1. Cute send yellow rose 2. Sexy send red rose 3. HOTTT send dozen roses 4. I'd Do Ya send any spicy gift 5. We could Party send any liquid refreshment 6. Friends Only send toy kitten Let's see who shares the love for me. There is at least one person on MY Cherry TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of me. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck me, send me a message (comments and emails welcomed) saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this SH!T's funny Let's see who replies! The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BOTH How often do you like to have sex?: 3X A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: I CAN! How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger

Sexual Iq
I want to eat pussy and ass!!I love to get a hold of the nice little pearl and flick my tongue across it and suck on it...I love to wrap my arms around the girls thighs while I am eating pussy and lookin up at them.. Then we 69 And I love it when they cum and cum and cum.Then I cum for them...Who wants to?? I am very horny and would like to meet up with some one and fuck all night long!!Any takers? Write to me and let me know..The more kinky the better!!:)

Sexual Obituary
What is your Sexual Obituary? With and animalist roar, steffie died while in the sack with their lover, Paris Hilton.steffie will be terribly missed by Fergie. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Statistics
THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. 8) Oral pleasure 2-4 times a week will keep your man faithful - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attrac

Sexual Harassment
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget" WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the

Sexually Iq
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Sexuality
Walk with me, take my hand, lead me to the bedroom... Tell me I'm beautiful, touch my face, run your hands down my body... Softly kiss my neck, softly bite my lip when you kiss me like your my man... Show me what it's like to be craved, what it's like to be wanted by a strong man Undress me slowly, tell me what you want and what you're going to do to me... Lay me on the bed hard, show me this is your night, but all about me.... Take my body, make me shiver in anticipation of your touch..... Go slow, be gentle, be rough, make me want to never leave this room... I want to know that I am the only woman in the world for this night... Lets sweat, lose our breath and all track of time, the world falls away... Push me, my inhibitions, make me forget my flaws, leave me wanting... Give me all of you, dont hold anything back, I want it with out hesitation... Then keep it from me till I cant take it anymore then g

Sexual Poems!!!
First... Why do women have more trouble with hemorroids then men do? Because god made men "PERFECT ASSHOLES." Second... What are three reasons why women LOVE Hunters? 1.) They go DEEP into the bush. 2.) They always SHOOT MORE than TWICE. 3.) And they always EAT what they shoot. Third... Why did god give women nipples? To make suckers out of MEN!!!!!!! Fourth... How does a man know when he has eaten pussy well? When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed donut. And Last but not Least... Who are the six most important men in a woman's life? 1.) Doctor- because he says "take off your clothes." 2.) Dentist- because he says "open wide." 3.) Milkman- because he says "do you want it from the front or the back." 4.) Hairdresser- because he says "do you want it teased or blown." 5.) Interior Decorator- because he says "once its in you'll love it." 6.) Banker- because he says "if you take it out too soon, you'l

Sexual Positions
Because I am bored I went looking for information about sexual positions and found one I had not heard of - The Sprinkler. So I thought I would share what Cosmo has posted: Save this position for a day (or night) when you two have the backyard to yourselves. Stand beside a soft-spraying sprinkler and bend over so the water hits your genitals. If you can't reach your hands to the ground, place them on your thighs or calves for support. Your partner should stand behind you and put his hands around your waist as he enters you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: The sprinkler provides the same kind of clitoral stimulation as a handheld nozzle. And the aroma of wet grass boosts your sense of smell, making this a supersensory experience.

Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Magic Trick
I have discovered that there is a formula to good head: P.E.T.E Passion, Enthusiasm, Technique, Energy: Passion- You can't give good head unless you like to, want to be good, have a burning desire to get your partner off hard! You have to love it! Be into, wild and free! Energy- Vigor, activity and motion all meet to generate heat. Technique-Is where attentiveness meets with practice and it's how you improve, you learn what works for whom. And Enthusiasm is a combination of pride in the work and the joy of pleasing your partner. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a true Head Mistress. I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Garfield, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. Let's assume you're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job right about now. Slide down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his dick

Sexual Issues Blogs
Spicing Up Your Sex Life You've been together for years. The relationship's good, but you look back on the frequent, mind-blowing sex that you had in the early months and years and wonder, "where did it all go?" These days, sex is the same old, same old. Something you do on a Friday night, without variety, without much excitement. Your sex life is in serious need of spice! A weekend at a fancy hotel, without the children, will do it, but that's expensive. There are plenty of creative, less costly ways of turning up the heat. Try role playing. You both get dressed up, go to a bar - separately - and then he has to try and pick her. Or she has to spot him in a bar and make a move on him. Be outrageous, then cool and withdrawn. Have fun. Do a little "dirty dancing". All you need is some Latin music and a few scarves. Think of the great exercise you'll get at the same time. Rescue your sex life from the doldrums by dressing up as a fireman or a policeman. Turn her on with

Sexual Obituary .. Lol ..
What is your Sexual Obituary? Violently, april renee died while in the sack with their lover, Colin Ferrel.april renee will be terribly missed by George Clooney. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Starsign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Destinations (3 Parts) Part I
Ridding on the turnpike with feelings of temptation running through my mind. Jules was ready and waiting as always. Bags loaded and off we go. The Hilton, we unpacked for our weekend. Leaving the suite my cell phone rang, hello, what’s up man? I’m good so what’s up? No I’m in long island man, New York for real? No doubt. Later at we decided to relax for an hour. I checked the time we needed to get dressed. Jules and Vonda dressed I wasn’t, it’s 5:20 girl we have time they said 6:00. I was about to sit down when there was a knock at the door, so Jules gets the door. Nazty we have company she yells (ghetto) so I come out to see three sexy ass men. I walk over to kiss you hi I’m Nazty or you can call me Nazty this is Jules and Vonda. You introduce the guys and welcome them in. I say have a seat get comfy there’s drinks at the bar, food in the kitchen. Now will you excuse Baby and I and we go to my bedroom. Before I can turn around and say a word your pushi

Sexual Iq
IF U KNOW A BIKER" PLEASE" REPOST!!I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that ha

Sexual I.q.
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual
Whats your sex style?Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his Mum was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans. He put one in his mouth, ate it, grabbed the cat and bit it. Then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth,ate it, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step.His mum, wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him. He replied: "I'm playing Trucker," said the kid, "Poppin Pills, Eating P***y and Movin'on." How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSMAdmit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some p

Sexual Horoscopes!
Sexual Horoscopes .:VIRGO:. The Virgin > > Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them > right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. > Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. > Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first > sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. > The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of abd > luck if you do not repost. > > .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict > > Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. > Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT > kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. > Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long > relationships. Talkative. The sexiest > ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you > do not repost. > > > .:LIBRA:. The lover > > Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They > meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and > sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person > you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Di

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexuality
Not sure how well this will go over with everyone..but its how i see things. I am so tired of seeing about bisexual mumms and such. What will my parents do if they find out..etc. as for me, I always just did what made my parents happy.. I know that dont always make you happy and you got to decide..but still. If you like men, why not just stick with them,,that way you know you wont have to worry about what they think? Was gods intentions for women/men to be together.. not the other way. Men are the ones that can provide you with kids. Anyways, this is just way I see it. I dont really care if you are bi or not.. I am not prejudice..where I will hold it against anybody.. but I am not for it really either. I think majority just say they are for the attn. Others are, just to make there men happy. To each there own I guess..but if you are bi.. then you shouldnt have no problems telling people you are. If you can come on here, among everyone and air it out.. then you might as well at

Sexual Iq
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was in three branches of the service. 2. I am American Indian (Blackfoot). 3. I am suppose to be dead. 4. I love to trout fish. 5. I caught my first trout at age 2 1/2 yrs. old 6. I collect Eagles, Fossils, And flags. 7. I have over 300 eagles in my living room 8. I am proud owner of a 35 lb. Common snapping Turtle got him as a baby. 9. I had my finger nails ripped off in the service on my right hand. 10. I was sent this by a very cute gal You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com