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For anyone curious to know why I am 2500 miles away from my daughters father and the love of my life..please read ahead: Last summer I left my cheating asshole of an Ex and moved back home with my parents. He used Fubar to meet other women behind my back and in turn, turned me off to it so bad that I wasnt sure if I would ever want to come back on the site again. (not to mention the fact that I was practically forbidden to use it and anytime he saw me login we got in a huge fight cuz of course I was planning on finding a new man and cheating on him ugh) Well after I came back home, I decided that I had made some really great friends on here so I would log back in and get over it. Then I met Chris. He and I just clicked. We talked in the SB constantly and not long after that exchanged numbers. If we were in the same room (or for that matter the same state lol) it would have been considered love at first sight. Maybe it was Lust at first sight but all I know is that it turned int
Lizard Birthing
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accuse
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I cannot believe i am losing my job today. Why do merged companies think cost effectiveness is the key to success when all they are doing is making it worse for the customer by giving my job to someone who has no idea what the hell they are doing. I hope i find a job fast but i am in accounting and alot of people in my field are without work. I just need to leave where i am at for a while and clear my head wait i am going to do that.
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Today's activities don't consist of much, but should be fun....hopefully! The home opener to the Brewers is today and guess who's going? That's right, me. :) I'm leaving around 11ish or so and yes, I'll have a pretty nice buzz before then. No worries, I'm not driving. :) Hopefully they can pull of a win against the Dodgers, but who knows. I just go to have a good time. I apologize in advance for any drunken phone calls I may make...Jenny, I warned ya ahead of time lol. I hope the rest of you have a great day. :) Muahs! So, I wasn't the only one out there spending valentines day by themselves, I'm sure. I've come to the conclusion that the holiday really sucks when you don't have anyone special to spend it with. However, thanks to some really good friends....you know who you are :) .... valentines day wasn't that bad. A random text message here and there, some comments on good ol' ct, etc and it was rather pleasant. So thanks guys. :) I owe you one lol. Wow, where
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For adults to read, not kids..... If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want the
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'Lizard Birth' If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom !' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said
Lizard Birth
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly
Lizard Birth
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my
Lizards Giving Birth
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.''What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my wife
Liz And Her First Real Love
Liz has always keep a part of herself from people in her life. She knew loving someone all the way, would be the most beautiful thing in life, but could also Be the most devestating. She learnt growning up she never wanted that kind of pain. Liz let her guard down and decided she would see someone she knew deep down to back away from. She was tired of living on the edge of life. Never knowing what it was to give totally and completely of yourself to another. Wanting their happiness and contentment above her own. When she meet this one man,her instinct was to turn , run and protect herself. Her heart wanted differantly. Her heart overroad everything else in this. Nervious, scared, excited, and the attraction she felt for him hit hard. Pushing the nerves and scared feelings to the side, she went with the rest. It is a choice she does not regret today. She exsperienced the wanting him to have her all, and did what she could to give . She learned things about herself she did not
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Lizette's Bullshit
The Journey I can smell the sweetness, the nectar of god-like beings; their sanctuary calling me. Limitless consumption, my body craves the bosom of sedated knowledge. Lost in confusion, my thoughts are adrift within realms of twilight and the lies it tells. I ride the waves to the land beyond, the tide carrying me farther until I can no longer see the edge of reality, its blinding coldness just a memory etched upon my soul. Lizette Sinclair 2007 You know what people? I get sick and tired of seeing women put themselves down or go out of their way to please men. What the hell makes them so god damn special anyway? Lets get this straight. We're suppose to be 5'8", 125 pounds and blonde. Why are women so hell bent on trying to be something they're not? Hey, if this describes you, great! Now get the fuck out of here so the rest of us can discuss! What amazes me is this. The majority of men that demand this type of woman are so fucking gross it
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Liz Taylor's Life
It is a brand new year. For some it is an opportunity to start fresh, make changes, and work on improving oneself. This new year gives me hope. Though it is merely a date, it is still an opportunity. I want everyone to be able to accomplish what they want. So many men and women I know and talk to every day have the same problem: their weight. It is not solely about looking better, but more so about how you feel and improving your health. On all of my previous blogs about my weight struggle and journey I give tips and motivation to assist with your own weight loss journey. After you read this blog entry please take a few minutes over the course of the next few months to look back over blog entries. This will help keep you motivated and keep information refreshed into your mind. This entry is dedicated to anyone who wants to lose weight and improve their health. I am going to give specifics on how I lost weight and got myself 100 times healthier. I hope by d
The Liz Vicious Diary
This is a Liz Vicious Announcement . A public Service announcement Twitter has sent me Information dealing with the Issue of Trolling TWITTER CAN AND WILL REMOVE ALL ACCOUNTS (MEANING MR "THEY CANT REMOVE US ALL AT ONCE WITH ONE REPORT" YOUR WRONG THEY CAN. To sum this up and maybe make this a bit FUN lets get a little creative here shall we. of course the Twitter letter was much more Business like and official sounding But I thought that people would like my Little twist on this According to Twitter the "lord's of the land" Twitter the owners of the website themselves. Along with their merry band of admins, shall restore order and peace in the cyber realm. They shall smite thoust with thine the boot of justice. I have been given the email to contact if that Kind of TROLLING happens again. Twitter CAN and WILL Take Action AGAINST ALL of the persons Involved. (As they see fit of course they are after all the "lord's of the land" and more than likely the one that also keeps t
Lizzy's Thoughts
Throwing around the words"I LOVE YOU" Current mood: bummed Category: Blogging I find it really disgusting how people can throw around the words that are suppose to mean the most in this life. I have never said I love you and not meant it. And How does one fall in love so easy and fast? How can people really fall out of love and in love over a small period of time? I think the answers to those questions are people want things their way, are in lust, or they just need to hear or have someone need them. I rememeber the love that my parents had...it was a love that I really can't explain but mom lived for my dad! She would have done ANYTHING for him. He loved her yes and I know that but she was the bond that held them together. My mom was the best example of love that there ever was to me. She was a woman of honor and stayed with my dad regardless of the problems they suffered. For better or worse...in sickness and in health...til death do us part...Wonder where this
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here we go....."a very sexually active 40-something walks into a plastic surgeons office. she explains that she like sex and would like her pussy lips reduced since they are well fucked and flappy. she embareassingly tells the doctor, " i dont want anyone to know about this can you promise me your utmost discretion?" the doctor says that " NO ONE will know". so after the procedure she awakes and finds three roses placed next to her on the bed. she very angrily asked the doctor, "i thought you said no one would know, where did these come from"? the doctor said" calm down miss, no one knows, the first one is from me, my wife had the same operation done several months ago, she said that it had hurt, the second was from the nurse, after watching the procedure for the fisrt time she felt for you, " "and the third" she said?", arms crossed, " well the third was from a burn patient upstairs to say thanks for the new EARS."
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:� All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". 1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and n
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THIS IS A PERSONAL DEDICATION TO THE MAN WHO TRIED TO MAKE THE VIC MEMBERS BOYCOTT THE SITE AND TO THE MAN THAT TRIED THE RED X BOYCOTT AND TO THE MAN WHO TOLD THE WHOLE SITE HE WAS GONNA GET ME BOOTED AND ONCE AGAIN TO THE MAN THAT CANT KEEP A REAL TIME NEVER MIND AN ONLINE WIFE ONCE AGAIN HE SO FOLKS PLEASE SEND HIM A SYMPATHY CARD HES MORE PATHETIC THAN MR RUSH EVER WAS SO HERE YA GO A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE ONE THEY CALL FAT SONNY HEY MOTHER FUCKER IM STILL HERE AND AS FAR AS YOU GO EVERYONE SHOULD SEND A SYMPATHY CARD TO THIS LOOSER HES THE QUEEN OF ALL BOYCOTTS THAT FAIL Achilles@ CherryTAP AND SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIS MAN CARD AWAY CAUSE HE AINT NOTHING BUT A BITCH THIS SONGS FOR YOU THERE BUDDY Beck Lyrics
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Body: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Add yours to the list and re-post. www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi 1. Ben- "Better ingredients, better Ben." 2. Laura-"Aaahh, Laura!" 3. Gary - "Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Gary." beat that! 4. biscuit- "Happiness is a cigar called biscuit" 5. Diana - "Leave the Diana To Us" 6. Julie-"Hands that do dishs can be as soft as your Julie" 7. Tim - Its Tim Time! 8. Diana-"It's a Beautiful Diana" 9. MARLENA-Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Marlena. 10. If You Like A Lot Of Rebekah On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. 11. Try Kelli. You'll like it! 12. Make someone happy with a Sean. 13. With a name like Sarah, it has to be good. 14. Splash Scott All Over. 15. Stop. Go. Lisa. - My slogan sucks! 16. The dirt says hot, the label says Jared 17. Misty-Lickin' Good [I LOVE MINE!] 18. Laney- Good to the last Laney 19. Veronicunt - "Fresh from the Cap
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I woke up to this wonderful gift this morning...rofl Now for anyone that knows me....sure I like getting points and moving up levels and ranks....but I also like talking to people and making new friends :) I am pretty thrilled about being in the top 50 cherries...and certainly have no inclination to even hit top 10....too much seems to go on there. I am nowhere near top cherry(only 23000 rates away...lmao) and somebody sends me this...if I really cared about the internet and games people play, then I'd be so hurt....but REAL LIFE is a hell of a lot more important to me....so go ahead and send your dirty weeds...I just laugh at them...and your pathetic attempt to scare me...roflmao First Method 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you
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http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CFUHI Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these. 1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason. 2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs. 3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly. 4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing. 5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing. 6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven'
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If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BISEXUALS" Be completely honest. message it. What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I was hospitalized: 5. I was drunk:lol 6. I hugged u: 7. I asked you to leave: 8. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Body: Would you? 13. Be my friend? 14. Keep a secret if i told you one? 15. Kiss me? 16. Go on a date with me? 17. Keep in touch? 18. Date me? Have you ever? 19. Lied to make me feel better? 20. Wanted to kiss me? 21. Wanted to bite me? 22. Kept something important from me? 23. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 24. Who are you? 25. Are we friends? 26. When and how did we meet? 27. Describe me in one word: 28. What was your first impression? 29. What reminds you o
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you gotta see this , he thinks hes king dong, mr player , yet hes engaged. but wanted to hook up with me and has hooked up with a few from site..girlfriend must not be doing her job well,lol!whishin 4 u@ fubar Jennie21@ fub this chic and her man wishin 4 u are trying to get everyone mad at my friend, they caused her so many problems that they've both been arrested and have restraining orders on them , grow up people leave my friend alone
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Gynecologist Visit A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Derma tological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doc tor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doc tor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here i n the first place."
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people just can't find humor in anything anymore. thought this site was suppose to be fun so i posted a mummm out of amusement and wow some of the responses all i can say at some people is LMAO take a pill find humor again and move on Edit... ok this is just stupid A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. it wasn't NSFW since all the mum said was talk to me i don't bite then the votes were ok lets chat and Nah not here to talk.. wth people come on lol adult site but some adults just go a little to far
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My Morning I rear ended a car this morning... I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
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Original List 1.Handsome 2.Charming 3.Financially successful 4.A caring listener 5.Witty 6.In good shape 7.Dresses with style 8.Appreciates finer things 9.Full of thoughtful surprises 10.An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32) 1.Nice looking 2.Opens car doors, holds chairs 3.Has enough money for a nice dinner 4.Listens more than talks 5.Laughs at my jokes 6.Carries bags of groceries with ease 7.Owns at least one tie 8.Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9.Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10.Seeks romance at least once a week Revised List (age 42) 1.Not too ugly 2.Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3.Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4.Nods head when I'm talking 5.Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6.Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7.Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8.Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9.Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10.Shaves most weekends
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OK, venting again...lol Do I honestly look as retarded and stupid as the other women on this site? Do you really think I'm on here trying to find the love of my life? LOL...that's funny! Women on here get all flustered and fall in love only to get hurt in the end when they find out the one they love is also loving many others. You think because he gave you his phone number it means you are the only one he talks to? I just saw today that someone who gave me his number (and I haven't talked to on the phone) has also gave his number to others and talks to them...it didn't bother me cause I know who I am...I know I'm probably the most realest woman on this site and I don't settle for second best! But yet these women who the men claiming to be real are talking to are playas themselves...every week fallin in love with a different man and vice versa. Since when has Fubar become the Love Connection? I don't talk to many on here and I especially don't give my number out to men who live halfw
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Is it me or are people trying so hard to make their photo look so cool by making it move an shit until it becomes the most annoying fucking thing on this site to date.I mean sometimes I'll be checkin this hot girl out ,etc and her profile pic is tryin to grab me strangle me tryin to jump out of the fucking computer till I cannot rate anymore lol stop this still picture movement its killin your photo........Jason I'm not sure if i should be putting this on a blog I mean wtf is a blog anyway for all these people on here who must not like theirself i can tell when you have taken your head off your photo and put it on somebody elses hot body it so easy to do in windows paint but think about it first just because the body looks better than yours doesn't mean that a big ass head like mine goes with a small body and a small head looks funny on a bigger body have you fallen and hit your head its getting rediculous what people will do just to get a rating just dont try to do anything with my bi
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i guess this person is having one of those days. or maybe they need to list their location as land of confusion.....lol. just got this in the bar tab and it gave me a really good case of the giggles: hittablunt re-rated you a '10' from a '5'! hittablunt re-rated you a '5' from a '10'! hittablunt rated you a '10'! hittablunt just checked you out! now i have to decide whether to be friends or not...lol
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WAL-MART Shopping I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A women behind me asked if I had a dog.................. Duh! Here's yer sign! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, par
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This is the FAKEST Bitch I know... although she has salutes and shit.. she is a FAKE friend.. and she owes my friend money for a plane ticket.. Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this cunt stain pretty fake herself using pics from 10 years ago and what not? Yeah.. you just got served bitch.
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WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge hooters who owns a liquor store and a saltwater fishing lodge. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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ok i was talking to this dude the other day and i got a suprise!!! this cat is using my good friends photos and claims it to be himself pretty sad,so i asked him why is he using my friends photos and claiming to be him...sure enough he blocked me becuase the truth was to be told, well i remember when my boy had his account on fu this candyman dude checked him out and snagged most of his images and placed them into his own folders even though he could not use the salute my friend had since diffrent users had diff profile links well so i asked a good friend from fubar to get some information on this guy named candyman come to find out he likes young girls...check out his myspace he has Underage Kids on his profile and friends list,i know i should not care but just giving people heads up there is alot of fake people on the internet} so here we go let this people be known so if you have this dude as your friend/fam he is 100% fake trying to be someone he is not or ever will be Cur
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Here's your sign... They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us! I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?
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Black hurricanes.... Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says... Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
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My Official I'm being a shithead MUMM Comments.. January 9, 2009 @ 3:24 pm (I jumped in here,about midway through the bashings... *** is me and > is the other person) >it wouldnt matter if you actually lasted longer than 3 minutes the first time 3 minutes....you actually know someone that lasts that long?? :-P my last 2 guys lost their virginities 4-5 hours my sons dad 15-30 min my bf before him 1 hour + guy i lost my v tag to, who was also a virgin 2 hours **Umm..maybe if they FELT something IE friction they might have exploded earlier =X >ehh wrong answer douche, i have a narrow vagina. and i am a power bottom, they go then get it back up and go again. and again and again. just cause you cant keep your shit up dont fucking me that i am lacking cause my boyfriends can... bald fucker **"power bottom" that means fat ass to most men..Even from us bald fuckers ;) >power bottom is a gay term for the bottom (person being fucked) who doesnt just lay there
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~LOL~I, the penis, request a pay raise due to the following reasons:1) I do physical labor2) I work at great depths3) I plunge head first into everything I do4) I work weekends & holidays5) I work in damp environments6) I work in dark areas with poor ventilation7) I work in high temperatures8) .. and my work exposes me to diseaseDear penis, your request has been denied for the following reasons:1) You don't work eight hours straight2) You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period3) You don't stay in your designated work area, and are frequently found in other locations4) You don't take initiative and must be stimulated to start working5) You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift6) You are unable to work overtime or double shifts7) You sometimes leave your designated work are before completing the assigned task8) You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious bagsSincerely, Miss Snatch
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have you ever seen a speculum and thought well jeez what if you took it and used it on the ass instead? well of course not.... but there are those who have... and this is a story about one of them... so... a guy takes one and shoves it in a girls ass... parts her silky cheeks and spreads that shit wide open... and takes a nice long piss inside... and well if you do a golden shower inside a brown starfish well dammit that deserves a gold star doesn't it? cause they are trying so fucking hard this message brought to you by leticia wolf i asked about his online girl and how he is nursing his broken heart... and he wants to hook me up with his only daughter... he has a heart of gold doesn't he? from the bottom up as usual :D ->Bludgeon: you want me to meet her when she is grieving at your funeral? god that is perfect!!!! Bludgeon: *flips out again, breaks through the sliding glass door again, falls into the koi pond again and gets devoured by hungry fishes again ->B
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piece of shit that costs 8-17 grand and looks like it costs 90, but does 0-60 in about 16 seconds. obviously a dreamers car, for example a dreamer who is 16-21 yrs of age who makes about minimum wage an hour, whose parents probably drive a mini-van. skinny pimpley-faced kid in his lil asian car with his wannabe gangsta bitch barbie girl friend in the passenger seat checking her make-up in the side mirror bobbin her head to the "phat" beats blasting out of the 50,000 watt system, while admiring her scrwany ass boy friends asian charcter symbol tattoos on his scrawny arms while he's on his lil cell phone/2-way talking about his boys and saying that he's "pimpin".
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I can't believe that I finally have come to the conclusion that it isn't safe to take my children to the park without my husband along anymore. We live in an area that is, to quote a friend of mine, " the buckle of the bible belt" To most that would seem SAFE for the most part. Sure we have crime, but not as much as a very large city like Birmingham or Huntsville. In fact this city that I have an address in, (Hanceville, even though I don't actually live inside the city) just recently voted on whether or not to got "WET" For you Yankee's that means that the entire county is DRY, you cannot buy alcohol in this county at all, you have to drive about 50 miles to do that. If you are caught with more than the legal amount for one person allowed in your vehicle you go to JAIL! The vote DID NOT pass, by the way...the city is still DRY. Each individual city, once large enough, may choose to vote for Wet/Dry. It has not passed anywhere in this county, yet. So, my point is this .... The w
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
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How do you expect kids to listen to their parents..when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight,Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves,Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy,and Snow White lives with 7 guys......We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave...they get it from their story books. :)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length.It's like a human jumpingthe length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starf
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"Speak to us of Beauty." Where shall you seek beauty, and how shall you find her unless she herself be your way and your guide? And how shall you speak of her except she be the weaver of your speech? The aggrieved and the injured say, "Beauty is kind and gentle. Like a young mother half-shy of her own glory she walks among us." And the passionate say, "Nay, beauty is a thing of might and dread. Like the tempest she shakes the earth beneath us and the sky above us." The tired and the weary say, "beauty is of soft whisperings. She speaks in our spirit. Her voice yields to our silences like a faint light that quivers in fear of the shadow." But the restless say, "We have heard her shouting among the mountains, And with her cries came the sound of hoofs, and the beating of wings and the roaring of lions." At night the watchmen of the city say, "Beauty shall rise with the dawn from the east." And at noontide the toilers and the wayfarers say, "we have seen her leaning over the e
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Beaver Cam - Epic Movie - Click here for funny video clips Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag... There's at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your hoverspot that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
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I am really enjoying the great massive thunderstorms we are having today! got sent home from work 2 hour early because they didn't want anyone in the store room in case of tornados. I am not really scared of tornados but I do have alot of respect for their power. you just have to get out of their way or get underground! I love the thunder and lightning...hell yeah, it's just mother nature rocking out! so sit back and enjoy the ride!
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Lmfao...what The Hell Am I Doing? Sitting Here Enjoying Bad Weather ! We Are Having Some Really Bad Storms And I Love It ! It's Better To Be Blown
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A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop." The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such an impossible bet, he'll take it. So the man stands up on the bar, and cheering to his friends in the back, begins to leak. He not only misses the jar, but doesn't even get a single drop in. He pisses all over the bar and floor and over the bartender. When he is done the bartender is still laughing and asks the man to give him the hundred bucks. The man hands over the money and smiles at the bartender. The bartender asks him what is so funny when he just obviously lost so badly. The man replies, " I just bet my friends $1000 that I could leak all over you and your bar and not only would you not mind, but you would find it hilariously funny!". Country Bitches vs. City Bitches A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs
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16 years it them 16 years and I just got notification that I am being awarded my second Bronze Star. 16 years no wonder they cant get anything done in DC 16 years it them 16 years and I just got notification that I am being awarded my second Bronze Star. 16 years no wonder they cant get anything done in DC 16 years it them 16 years and I just got notification that I am being awarded my second Bronze Star. 16 years no wonder they cant get anything done in DC
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One of my pictures got knocked down NSFW already! LMFAO! What A Joke! This site rocks.......
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apparently i wrote a mumm today about people and thier need to be "cool" on the internet, and apparently it offended alot of people even though it wasn't aimed at anyone specific, and apparently Fubar wanted to delete it. Why delete it? cause it was the truth? cause all the people who just had to comment on it, were the ones i was talking about? amazing, i can get spammed with 8 billion lounge invites but if i say one thing about it, it's the end of the world, it kills me. there's nothing wrong with bieng on the net, but when it becomes worse than highschool drama, maybe it's time to go get some fresh air. Now this is good, you write one mumm that someone doesn't like and BAM Error: you're not allowed to do this. yeah they BANNED me from writting them. people can have pics of thier penis out but i can't say people need to stop being whiny. oh this makes me laugh. apparently freedom of speech means nothing. well they could atleast give me my 100 fubar dollars back for th
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You start commenting with shit like "i'd hurt you" and "i'd wreck you" ... at age 20... bottom up, you know the deal corey ->KinkStar S...: later, can't find a fucking date and has to jack off to chicks on the internet corey: later slut corey: haha thats a yes ->KinkStar S...: whatever helps you sleep tonight ->KinkStar S...: lol you'd like to think that, i'm sure, darlin corey: im sure u got a loose puss annyways ->KinkStar S...: lol look all you want babe corey: and ud be surprised corey: i still cant stop lookin at your pics tho corey: yeah your right ->KinkStar S...: dude, usually i'm a sweetheart, but i'm lookin at your comments and all i can think of is... dude, you're 20, you barely know how to fuck yet, i'd end up fucking the shit out of you til your dick was spittin dust and you were crying for your mom and yeah i started it, but dear god, the poor little kids, how did their mothers raise them :p (hope you get a laugh out of this, i've got lik
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So yeah.. this "guy" rates my profile and sends an add request. So I add and go to his page to rate, and rate pics.. started really looking at his pics and noticed something He doesn't have the same tattoos in all the pics LMFAO .. So I shouted him needless to say I deleted him. LMFAO
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Good Morning , ok i had to share this ... This morning watching family feud while FU-barring.. i heard this question .. What is the biggest state in the USA ...??? Her answer ..:| MEXICO:| now imma brit n even i know it aint mexico .... walking off giggling like a nun looking at porn
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Did you ever wonder..... If a mute person burps can you hear it, set in by Logan Is wood made from trees or are trees made out of wood? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together? Why sour cream have an expiration date? Why people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why banks charge you an "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know that you don't have? Why a carrot more orange then an orange? Why scientists call it research when looking for something new? Why lemon juice mostly has artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Why you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings when they already
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This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?.. One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead. Amen
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SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thr
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An old man was in hospital, Every person that walked passed him he asked them has my testicles come back yet? This happened to a few people, who were getting annoyed and thinking he was a dirty old man, In the end a nurse came along and again the old man asked has my testicles come back yet. with that the nurse looked around and found the old guys teeth and put them in his mouth, with that the old guy said again..... HAVE MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK YET?!
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Drunk as Hell A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there." The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. Damn, you're right."
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THE POOPIE LIST Bathroom Humor at its finest: Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team ofgovernment experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name o
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An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I t
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!!
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My Chat Online Buddies (50+)Clear HistoryPop Out 2:40am reply misterak20: hello, i have to admit... you have a submissive appearance to me. you are that sort of female i prefer to see with a collar arround her neck instead of a necklace... am i right with that thoughts about you're personality? 2:42am more Tomisterak20: umm.. no. i wear the pants in my relationships.. my lovers get on their knees && suck my dick.. not the other way around. the only collars around me are the ones at the other end of the leash wrapped around my knuckles Damn, I wish I had screenshot!! I cannot stop laughing >.< lmfao :)) xoxo ~Fyre~
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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The horror of blimpsLast week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp. I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal! Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together. Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries. Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling. It was easy and fun, a
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The pen is mightier than the sword. But why does a knife hurt so bad when it goes through the heart? The insecurities are arising again, I am about to start freaking out. WHAT THE FUCK DO ALL THESE WORDS MEAN? Who are you talking about? Did i miss something somewhere? I feel like i'm on an acid trip that's going south every time i "take a peek" I am annoyed. I am confused and frustrated I am clueless to the fact that i"m not really here. Every time i take a peek which i know i shouldnt but i do anyway...it drives me nuts what i see. I can be horrible at following directions at times and you gave me directions, you gave me comfort in knowing that i have nothing to worry about? But was that just a pacifier till you figure shit out on your end? Do i look like a fucking baby ? Am i wearing a diaper? Am i drooling out of the corner of my mouth? No I don't think so. So a pacifier is not necessary. eh. this is too much. I have to go away. Far Far away
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OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO
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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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LMW 331 Its true, I was a kid once, sure it was a long assed time ago but the fact remains salient; there was a moment in time when I was a youth. We all have a story to tell, this is another snippet of my life; Being an Air Force brat is not a position that kids aspire to, it is more like catching the flu or some other childhood malady it just happens to you. To be honest, it does not even become evident to those that hold the distinction until way after the experience is well ingrained, not until you find a reason that the title will benefit you in some way. You spend your life following around the sperm donor and your mom from assignment to assignment as the government utilizes the daddy asset as they see fit. If you get lucky the recruit will pass certain entry exams and land at Hickam AFB in Hawaii but more than likely you will grow up in the most diverse of communities in VERY low rent neighborhoods. This was our plight as the non-commissioned piece of work we were the na
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LMW 331 Its true, I was a kid once, sure it was a long assed time ago but the fact remains salient; there was a moment in time when I was a youth. We all have a story to tell, this is another snippet of my life; Being an Air Force brat is not a position that kids aspire to, it is more like catching the flu or some other childhood malady it just happens to you. To be honest, it does not even become evident to those that hold the distinction until way after the experience is well ingrained, not until you find a reason that the title will benefit you in some way. You spend your life following around the sperm donor and your mom from assignment to assignment as the government utilizes the daddy asset as they see fit. If you get lucky the recruit will pass certain entry exams and land at Hickam AFB in Hawaii but more than likely you will grow up in the most diverse of communities in VERY low rent neighborhoods. This was our plight as the non-commissioned piece of work we were the na
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LMW 331 It’s true, I was a kid once, sure it was a long assed time ago but the fact remains salient; there was a moment in time when I was a youth. We all have a story to tell, this is another snippet of my life; Being an Air Force brat is not a position that kids aspire to, it is more like catching the flu or some other childhood malady… it just happens to you. To be honest, it does not even become evident to those that hold the distinction until way after the experience is well ingrained, not until you find a reason that the title will benefit you in some way. You spend your life following around the sperm donor and your mom from assignment to assignment as the government utilizes the daddy asset as they see fit. If you get lucky the recruit will pass certain entry exams and land at Hickam AFB in Hawaii but more than likely you will grow up in the most diverse of communities in VERY low rent neighborhoods. This was our plight as the non-commissioned piece of work we we
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ive never been outside of alberta sober...! i once had a mohawk! been to jail... lmao! the name bootzie came from the cartoon dora the explorer cuz my best friend name is dora my favorite movie is the labrynth i think marilyn manson is sexy i love the fact that jim morrison was born on the same day as me of the same month! not year... badfish by sublime is MY song i hatee money favorite color is purple i use to ride the board evrywhere but ah.. messed up my right knee i love the snow oh im aboriginal! yea native pride!! loves a guy with a moustach, goatee.. ;) U am going to own my own bar someday am on my way! doesnt like horny comments in my shout box BOYZ!! i hate rap musik unless its classik! still listens to the spice girls tho lol uh... loves watchin football hockey eh no as much!... has a stalker n wishez he would leave me the fakk alone!! play guitar randomly.. the reason i did this thing cuz i want pointz im really wondering about the bling thi
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So, I understand that there are some Christians who are refusing the HPV vaccine to their children because it promotes premarital sex. I tend to not think that it promotes premarital sex, so much as prevents Cervical Cancer. Christian Doctors are refusing to check out Non-Christian patients, and Christian Pharmacists are refusing certain things and in some cases refusing to give non-christians their perscriptions. Why is this? In the case of the HPV vaccine, is it because Christians think that it's Gods will for people to die a slow, horribly painful death as their own body feasts upon itself until theres nothing left to give? And in the other two cases, do Christian Doctors and Pharmacists think that only Christians deserve medical treatment? That only Christians deserve the pills that keep them functioning? Back when I was a Catholic, and went to Catholic school, we sang a song at mass called "You'll know we are Christians (by our love)." Doesn't that seem a bit contradictor
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Lo ! and Behold! I am come down from the mountain, bearing a new message from He who is most high! He spoke to me from a cloud of smoke surrounding a burning bush that seemed to burn forever. Upon viewing this miracle, I prostrated myself before Him and asked, "Lord, What is the meaning of life?" So sayeth HE who is most high, " DUDE! ... WHAT?... ER... UM... UH...I FORGET. GOT ANY CHEETOS?"
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Let me be clear my dear as to what im sayin!; About hatin phonies i'm not playin!!!; I hate liars, cheaters, scam artists,manipulating sociopaths, and psychopaths too i hate them all through and, through!!!!!!!!; They have no redeeming qualities and, they all deserve to die!!!!! About the only thing they are good for is using their bones to scry!!!; Now, when ripping em out of their bodies i wouldn't cry!!!!!! People who do this type of shit deserve to suffer miserablely, screaming in torturous soul shattering, body wrenching, spirit snapping, psyche cracking, fire extinguishing pain; The torture should never end or, stop it should never stop not even when your break them away from the point of going insane; Its just then u should increase the pain a 1000 fold and, never stop until they are allmost cold; Then when they are bring em back to life and, then start all over again and, intensify the pressure to force them to to do themself in. Now look we got this mo
"lobotamy"
Check out the pics in the "Lobotomy" folder. It is almost finished. Yet another way to try and do myself in in the most gruesome and horrible way imaginable! SAW and Hostel have NOTHING on my twisted imagination!!! Man, I just love the sick shit I dream up. I think "Jigsaw" would be proud :) Adding to the "sickness" of "Lobotamy", I will have to escape the "device" (more on this once it is constructed), while I am restrained in an antique wheelchair with my hands and wrists clamped to the armrests in very painful antique leg hold animal traps. Basically, this entire escape is going to come down to, "Are you willing to go through a pile of pain to forcefully pull your crushed hands from the spring traps or are you going to sit there and wait for THE DEVICE to finish cutting through it's position support and then drop into your skull at 9000 RPM" ? IT'S GONNA BE SICK! Santini www.thedarkmaster.com To my friends and fans, A sinister new Santini extreme stage e
Loboshewolf Needs Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud
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8 Locations For A Quickie Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home. So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.... Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist. 1- Elevator An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given
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Second Chance By: Apposing Force I used to dream that I'd be someone but now my dream is gone. And now I walk down these lonely streets thinking of what I've done. I had a chance to make it big but now my chance is gone. And now I wait on these lonely streets for my chance to come again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me If I can't have a second chance will someone take my life. a second chance is all I need or my life will never be right. I knew that maybe getting high would bring me to an end. If I can have a second chance I'll start my life all over again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me
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Man accidentally shoots himself during robbery, police say The Associated Press KOKOMO - Kokomo police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry this morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge. Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured. A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital. Police plan to charge him with armed robbery
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For those of you that HAVENT taken notice yet... I have changed my HOME LOCATION .... its no longer listed as Puyallup, WA... the city ive lived the past 14 or so years or more in... no.. it i NOW listed as Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri... thats RIGHT.. WHY you may ask... well.. cause thats the FIRST stop on my NEW military career with the ARMY.. Yes... if you all have noticed.. ive gone from the MARINES to the ARMY... NOT as bad a change as you would think...but more on that another time... Ill try an keep every one posted of changes as they go... right now i need to try an get the rest of my apartment packed.. cause i need to try an store it for the next few months til the ARMY or I can come an get it from here to take it to my next duty station.. BUT.. the RUB in that is that i need to get it done in the next 3 days.. cause got served papers last week sayin needed to be out by THIS friday.. or would be getting evicted by the Sheriff... NOT FUN.. i hate stress... talk
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Hey, everyone!! Daniel here... If you are in an "original" band within a 3 hour radius from Evansville, Indiana you need to check out & add Local103. What is Local103? Well, my friends, the "River's City Rocker" station 103GBF now has a myspace profile and radio spot that allows local band's music to be aired & do interviews with bands. Kameron will be hosting Local 103 at 11 p.m. on the first Saturday of each month. So tune in to 103.1 fm or the online stream 103GBF. If you are willing to put in your time & effort to get recognize & be supported in Evansville, IN (which caters to "Cover Bands"), you need to support the local acts!! So, what can you do? Again, add Local103 & give them your information.... bio, where are you touring, cd release parties, who are the band members, etc. &... very importantly, come out to the local "original" shows & continue listening to Local 103 on WGBF on the first Saturday of each month. For more information on how you can get yo
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North wing at Broomfield High comes downBy Michael Davidson, Enterprise Staff Writer Originally published 12:39 p.m., June 16, 2008Updated 12:16 a.m., June 17, 2008 http://www.broomfieldenterprise.com/news/2008/jun/16/north-wing-at-broomfield-high-comes-down/ Jeremy DePinto had been waiting for this day to come for a long time. The former Broomfield High School student was one of about 100 former and current students, faculty members and area residents who watched this morning as a demolition crew tore down the north wing of the high school. DePinto even got in the act. Before the crew started its work just after 9 a.m., he joined a handful of teachers and their families as they threw rocks through the windows of the abandoned classrooms. He joked that it was a way of settling old scores. "I was tingling. That was a refreshing feeling given how much trouble I was in when I was here. It feels like a little payback," he said as he recorded the demolition on video. "
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here's the lyrics to a song... 448, we just finished recording today. will be up on my site asap..... so yeah just to se ya up a bit, this was from a time in my life where i was still figuring out what i really wanted. I wake feeling like my words are a waste The way they bend and they break but they never say a thing they're arranged to mask the way that i feel to disguise and conceal giving me purchase to do the same @ 448 before the morning breaks clarity, rains down on me it's sickening the way it stings this road seems familiar like i've been her before but somehow it's different, just how i can't be sure cuz i took few more than i have in times past now it's mine and mine alone it's too late to change the days that have passed but it's the ones up ahead that truly scare me to death they complicate and rearange what feels right they turn me on my insides cause me to question my allibis chorus I open the door to see the look on your face not s
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Another day and another lost soul in a sea of emptiness.A world of confusion sometimes not worth living through.Making decisions based on what would make everyone else happy and or satisfied.The devil used to be a friend of mine,he kept me level giving me alcohol and drugs to help me ease my troubled mind.When the numbness dissappeareAd and the pain crept back in guilt or the pain of living through a sea of misery is all I felt. A sudden force showed and gave me an angel to help motivate my will to live.She then got stolen away.Was it a test? Was it a chance at renewed faith or a will to quit the harmful path of addiction? The feeling of someone giving up when they actually never left my side is a show of support and a courage that brings you a true friendship. You never lose a sense of love or comradirie when your friends remain true or faithful.An act of loyalty is never a fools gold;it is a true entity you can rely on and gives you a sense of security that wraps around you like a he
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WSVN) -- A mother is upset after police placed her 8-year-old in the back of a squad car after she was accused of writing graffiti on a park's walls. Last week, Courtney Mickel was playing with a group of friends in a Broward County park when police were called. Park officials were upset by what they call graffiti. Police started questioning an 11-year-old and then Courtney, but the questioning didn't end in the park. "They called me and put me in a police car and said that they need to ask me questions, and then that's when they shut the door and locked it," Courtney recalled. "Then, the police was arguing with my mommy." Courtney's mother, Tiffany Mickel, is upset over the matter. "I'm trying to get more information. Why would the police take an 8-year-old girl downtown when her grandmother lives two houses away?" she said. "I felt sad and I was crying. I thought they were going to let me out, but they didn't," said the 8-year-old. Broward Sheriff Office d
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DFW Metal Garage's Halloween Party 2010 on Fri. Oct. 29th. @ The Ridglea Theater The Halloween Party of the year with: Arms Of The Sun (featuring Rex Brown of Pantera/Down), Saints of Los Angeles ( Ultimate Motley Crue Tribute ) Hillbilly Orchestra, Revengeance, Sedated ( Ramones Tribute ) & More!!! Plus Special Guest MC's all night. When: Fri, 10/29/2010 7:00 PM Where: The Ridglea Theater 6025 Camp Bowie Blvd., Fort Worth, Tx 76116 * DFW Metal Garage's Halloween Party 2010 on Fri. Oct. 29th. @ The Ridglea Theater The Halloween Party of the year with: Arms Of The Sun (featuring Rex Brown of Pantera/Down), Saints of Los Angeles ( Ultimate Motley Crue Tribute ) Hillbilly Orchestra, Revengeance, Sedated ( Ramones Tribute ) & More!!! Plus Special Guest MC's all night. Public Event: This is a public event, i.e. one that is accessible without an invitation. Since this is a public event, you may only send a private message if you've received a personal invitation from the event creator
Local Restaruant Scene
So this past Monday, my wife and I decided we were going to start checking out the local sit down restaruants that we have driven by hundreds of times and yet, never ate at. We start this week at Campestres Restaruant. Upon entering, we were immediately whisked away to our seat. I was asking if they had a sling to put the baby carrier in, when one employee came up and turned the high chair upside down and sat the carrier in that. It surprisingly worked really well. We took our menus and ordered off the lunch menu which was available from 11am to 3pm. Everything was really well priced, and in what seemed like 10 minutes, they hd our food on the table and ready to eat, mine on the platter was still sizzling. Gotta love fajitas! The wait staff was extremely friendly and professional. After completing our meal, they were very quick to clear the table. But for this guy, I will n0ot give a full on approval for any restaruant unless they possess one key essential quality, CLEANLINE
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Suck the flesh from the bone You love to taste the pain in me Lick the wounds you filled with Cyanide and Misery Don't you love what you've created A girl so bitter and so jaded You say, You Love Me But it doesn't show The scars you leave, are the only thing I know So spill my blood now You know you really want to Want to want to So this is how you love me Love me Love me Layer one: Name: Twitch aka chantelle Birthplace:Vancouver Birthdate:10/10/87 Hair color:black naturally Height:5'6 or 5'7 Righty or Lefy: righty Zodiac Sign: libra Layer Two: Your Heritage: jamican,nor,brit,scot,irish SHoes you wore today : skater shoes unno i found them in the house when i moved 2 my dads Your weakness: Being to shy and never saying what i really want to. Your fears: bugs,and being weak Your perfect pizza: Taco! Goal: Never be stuck in the ordanry Layer three: Your most overused phrase on MSN : lol and :P Your thoughts first waking up : i hate that s
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Locked Door
Locked Door Here I stand behind this locked door the one I have locked one thousand times before I say each time I will not come here again then a song, a memory,a scent seems to suck me in I look at the pictures here on the wall graphic details of our love, the rise and the fall When the pain gets to great and I am lying curled up on the floor I get slowly to my feet and once more lock the door
Locked Unit Moon
LOCKED UNIT MOON SPEAK TO ME DARKNESS TELL TO ME THE AGELESS SECRETS YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW THE SILENT SKILL TO ENVELOP THE WORLD IN PEACE AND RENEWAL THE QUIET ESCAPE AS THE SUN HIES WESTWARD OVER WATER YOU FLOAT, DRY OVER DESERTS A BLANKET, COOL TELL ME OF THESE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH EASE YET, TODDLER TO TITAN WEAKEN IN THE KNEES SUCH SUBTLE POWERS RECORDED IN LOVE AND WONDER SPEAK TO ME DARKNESS OF MOONS FULL ROMANCE, LOVE AND NIGHTMARES 072005 F.M.
Locked Away From All
LOCKED AWAY FROM ALL A small bonfire is a resemblance of my hearts desire for you. Feed it and it rages. Smother it and it dies. My mind clicks when I hear your favorite song. My blood begins to race through my veins. Any little thing that reminds me of you puts a smile on my face, Even for a second when no one else is watching or notices. I tell myself "God I hope they didn't see that!" For what I feel for you will be locked away inside of me like an impregnable fortress never to be conquered. The one key to the gate is your words telling me you want me as I do you. Until that time I will remain silent in my love
Locking Up The Pics
AS many of my friends know my duaghter Taylor is my pride and my joy. With the chaos lately that I have seen going on with fools ripping pics or just saving them by right clicking I have the folder set to only allow myself to see unless it is someone I want to open them up for. My grandmother taught me an ounce of prevention is worth a quart of cure. So I can not take any chances with Taylors pictures. I would go on a serious war path if I ever found that they had been ripped etc.. So to those of you whom have rated and commented... Thank you much . You are the people I know will anyway. Muahs to you I am locking them up now to keep my treasure safe. My moral obligation to do so ( we all know the freaks come out at night )
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what is the deal with this site continually locking up my computer? am i doing something wrong, or what is the deal ...there are OCCASSIONS WHEN i SPEND 3X AS MUCH TIME REBOOTING MY COMPUTER THAN UTILIZING IT WHEN ON CHERRY TREE...IF SOMEONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS i AM LISTENING! THANKS IN ADVANCE1
The Lockdown!!!
With all of the things going on in my life right now I have made several decisions. First of all my shout box has been set to just family. No no one on my friends list in particular did anything I am just tired of the crap and the people on my family list I know wont cause it. Second I deleted about half of my pix. Third the remaining pix with exception of my default, castles, and made for me are locked to family also. I know that most people don't notice when I am on or not. And frankly that is fine. I found some really great people on here and even a guy that peeks my interest. Nope not naming names he knows who he is. I have a week off from school starting the 22nd of this month and then start Biology and English. I won't be on here much even in my week off. Because frankly I am tired of all the games and bullshit that has been going on here. Life is too short for anyones life to revolve around a freaking site that is just like being back in high school and the sooner some of you re
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Dude, the cops will never smell it Mon Jan 7, 5:11 PM ET Lakehurst police didn't have to go far to make a marijuana arrest. An officer heading home early Saturday smelled pot burning in the police station parking lot. Authorities said Sergeant Ronald Heinzman asked some other officers to take a whiff. Police said they heard a conversation centered on the irony of smoking pot next to the station from a home separated from the parking lot by a chain-link fence. Police knocked on the door and arrested Benjamin Gordon, 18, of Farmville, Va. ___ Information from: Asbury Park Press, http://www.app.com Like anything in life that you want, you should say it proclaim it either through spoken or written words. I know I have expressed what I want in spoken words to my friends and family but I dont think I have ever written them down to reread over and over. So here we go. Since I am almost 30, I know gasp! I say the big number THIRTY and this big number has me freaked o
Locked Up.....
SO I JUST SPENT 2 WEEKS IN JAIL FOR NO REASON. I WAS BEING INDICTED ON A FEW CHARGES IM FACING AND THEY HAD 2 MONTHS TO SERVE ME MY SUMMONS AND CONTACT MY LAWYER TO TELL ME I WAS BEING INDICTED. WELL THEY FAILED TO DO EITHER AND HAD ME WANTED NATIONWIDE....LOL.... SO NOW THAT THEY HAVE VILOTAED MY CIVIL RIGHTS AND THE FACT THAT I HAD A STAPH INFECTION GOING INTO JAIL AND TOLD THEM ABOUT IT. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME SEPARATE FORM THE OTHER INMATES BUT DIDNT DO THAT ....THEY JUST TOLD ME TO NOT TELL THEM ABOUT IT. SO WE HAVE THE HEALTH DEPT CHECKIN UP ON THEM NOW. I AM FACED WITH THE DECISION WHETHER OR NOT TO SUE THEM FOR WRONGFUL ARREST OR DO I USE IT FOR LEVERAGE IN MY CASE....SAYIN SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF I DONT GO TO PRISON ...YOU DONT GET SUED....LOL....ALSO I SPENT THE HOLIDAYS AWAY FROM MY FAMILY FOR NO REASON Music Video:LOCKED UP (by Akon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
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Locked Away By Chris Lullabies and sad goodbyes are all I seem to find. Locked away inside my heart is the pain I hide from my mind. Life is cold, you aren't gold. So tell me how I'm worthy...of finding something better I threw away your letters. It made feel better. Erased the pain for a little while, I was able to smile. Cover up the bags underneath my eyes with sunglases twice their size. Sleep the years away, trying to ignore what they say. The pain it goes on, it never ends. Once upon a time I thought you were my friend. Guess you don't believe in keeping promises, I guess its one of my many losses. Brake away from the everyday. They spread rumors, their words likes tumors. They grow and spread while my heart feels like lead. It doesn't hurt as much as it used to. One upon a time it hurt bad. Their words and your face made me feel sad. I regret ever falling in love with you
Locked Up
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Guidance As I dwell upon my past and how rough it use to be, going in and out of jail on a path I choose not to seek, as I search upon a journey that holds faith, love, and dreams.. a challenge to become a man and leave be hide my thuggish way's, as my life became a mission, to seek out what's best for me, I live for faith and God who watches over me, as the angel spread their wings and pray over me, the pathway I choose to take.. is the direction that God guide's me... by AZUL ~Lock Down~ Just the thought of being here in a relationship with no way out, all my feelings rushing to my head, I open my mouth but theirs no sound,looking around for a crack or hole, a sign that*s say's I*m almost close, Fighting, Cursing, Being aggravated, no space cant breathe, slowly slipping away, Where your going? How are you getting there? Who are you going with?, trap in a closing tunnel with only aggress
Locked Up
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Locked Behind Bars
Locked Behind Bars Locked behind bars for helping someone tonight. Now I have no choice but to put up a good fight. Some lady I have never seen asked for my help. And now the law has a tight grip on my belt. Trusting in someone for in her I believed. Not knowing it was me who was being deceived. A simple thing is all she ever asked. Her friend will send a check for me to cash. She gave no reason for me not to trust. Sent money before and there was no bust. So why would I doubt her in her time of need? For without me she will not be able to proceed. This lady is in a far off land. And only I can lend her a helping hand. To help her get home both safe and sound. So she can get back to her own home town. Believing in her for the past few months.
Locked, Loaded, Let Loose
So, the previous 4 entries have been a lil bitch fest of sorts for me. Just had to get those things off my chest. By reading them one may think "so then why are you on Fubar if you're so disgusted with all those things?". Well... those things do burn my ass, but I have also made some really wonderful friends on this site. REAL friends, not just acquaintances. For every 100 weeds I have pulled on this site, I have made one great friend which makes weed pulling worth while. There really are some amazing people out there and I feel blessed to have met and befriended some of them. I do not warm to most people easily and it's even harder for me to let anyone past my hard Cancerian outer shell. The previous 4 blog entries may make me seem like a bitch, and that's fine by me. It's just me standing up for what I believe and speaking freely about how I feel. I think those are admirable traits in anyone, but if you see it as "bitch-like" then I'm proud to be a bitch. Thank you to t
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Wow... I signed up to fubar quite some time ago, but never really started using it. There is a lot going on here... Hopefully I haven't stepped on too many feet, in the crowded bar, or gawked at things (women) to obviously. A little about me... well like most people, I am not that great about writing an "about me". I mean, I can say things like I am a single father of four kids, aged 23-13. I am single because my ex-wife divorced me in 2000, and now all these years later, I realize I should have divorced her years before she divorced me. We did not have a loving relationship, but my beliefs of marriage were that you married for life, and there was no such thing as divorce. I felt like a failure when I wasn't able to keep the marriage together. Since then I met a woman that I truly love. A woman that taught me what love is, and what was missing in my marriage. We were together over 5 years, and now it's been a year since she decided to "move on". I have dated other women. Dev
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The voices in my mind scream in black and white I sometimes try to paint them with my tears But those,too,are void of color The only colors I have belong to the Devils paintset Brushes made of bone and human hair, a rainbow of colors made from blood Sometimes its too much to bear,other days its not The mystery behind it all is starting to unravel The walls are starting to split apart No light is shining through,and for that Im glad Fear of the unknown lies beyond that wall My chains of bondage lay at my feet Never to be worn by me again
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Logic Vs Feelings
these days people use two different reasoning types, logic and feelings. personally i se the logic sense, whats going to happen? whats the right choice? will it work? why wont it work and why will it work. a lot of people will go by their "gut feeling" and a lot of times it is a good decision, but its not always the correct one. when feelings are used such as i feel like chicken tonight or i feel hes cheating on me we dont use the logic part of the brain that tells us that if we push things too far we will only be hurting ourselves or we end up hurting someone else. personally i used to base everything off feeling and realizzed one day that this isnt the way to go. thats just for me not everyone. most of the time when we use the feelings side of things we unconsciencely make the decision based on our personal gain. some do it rationally and some do it without even knowing it. when logic is used we base things off of how this will effect you and how it will others, we base the
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Conversations of an actually very acute mind making sense of fluff, yes all these years I avoided math and that is why I don’t have my flipping doctorate now and going back for it. (Hubby has very acute mind as well, but very bad English LoL) ME: I seen you first time was in the middle of -97 - (-27)-40-(-59) Hubby: silly nerd emoticon ME: which is not the simple logical thing you think it would be, oh no because if you are subtracting integers (negative numbers, I don't know why they can't just call them negative numbers...) then you add the opposite rather than subtracting them. and then so you change the -97-(-27) to -97+27 and so on, but you for some reason on the next number the -40 don't instead u throw () around it and call it a permanent integer ME: and then so it is a negative number throughout all the other transitions unless you add on another set of integers at the beginning for some daft reason, I have no clue why you would but IF you did then that w
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers80%Candyman80%Jigsaw80%Freddy Krueger70%Pinhead65%Hannibal Lecter50%Leatherface50%Captain Spaulding40%Buffalo Bill30%Jason Voorhees30%Whic
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LOUISIANA GHOST STORY This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still Too scared to jump out, he started to
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS . ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in
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wow ok so like im realy bored and im tired of stupid peoples bullshit
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if you thought britney lindsay and paris had it hard check this out
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Some of these are really punny, so I thought I'd punish you with them. * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell in wet cement. and broke his leg. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The prof
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You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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This is for all the 90's kids It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain And who could forget: Clarissa Explains it All You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. Playing square ball at school was THE recess activity. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You know who Littlefoot, Spike, Sara, Ducky, Petry and Sharptooth are and watched ALL the movies You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to schoo
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sence your reading my blogs and enjoying them rate them please most of my blogs 40 views 6 ratings ????? whats the matter dont like rating a persons work after you read it.. thats like going a casino and winning the jackpot with out putting money in the slot machine and not entering the casino. to the friends that do thanks for atleast putting a 10 down after reading my antics More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com
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Good Night everyone talk to ya'll later call me if you want lol There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one was a woman. The rope was starting to fray, so they all agreed that one person should let go because, if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so, finally, the woman gave a really touching speech, about how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped. Moral of the Story: Never under estimate the powers of a woman.
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ONE~Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order si x?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO~I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind , I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her
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wow got me some more 1's i am so special. lol what i want is for babyjesus to make it so you get notified if some one markes you les than 5 so you can block that person or mark there pics like -10 you know it bugged me that people would come on my page and rate a pic of mine a 4 or a 7. but 2 people just droped a 1 on my pic. stupid bastards. look if you don't like someones pic thats cool but you are trying to be insulting and you are just stupid get over your self. if you feel you have to rate a pic of me a 1 cool. i am not trying to date you so stasy the hell off my page.oh yeah late at night when you are whacking off to internet porn that is me laughing at you. NAUGHTY " Application just between you and me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about ha
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like i said it about nothin see nothin ___________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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The Happy Feet RemixAdd to My Profile | More Videos What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should
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lol this one is for my boy MAN who always busts on us little people...lol Now do you want to fuck with me??? lol
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You gotta love this! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THIS IS FUNNY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINSTA DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK? WELL THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE :-)LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART I think you're the father of one of my kids- FUNNY Body: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." A woman pregnant with tr
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JACKASS re-rated you a '2' from a '1'! 1 min ago Nice shout this morning... ~ Cathy~ ...: hi hun if you like fan and add me youll have access to my pics, thanks Just trying to get people away from Drew's blog.
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My gorilla looking friend aparently feel off a ladder and broke his wrist. The damage was substantial because he just had surgery and was released from the hospital. I thought monkeys were good climbers?
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yuph.,! that\'s what you just read,! i hOpe i\'ll hav it as soon as pOssibLe.,! i waNted tO chaNge my haiR cOLor.,! wanted sOme highlights of red.,!! hahaha.,!! gO gO gO.,!!! m/ rOck oN.,!!!
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Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that!! I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good) 1 cup uncooked popcorn(ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ____ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done. There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day.
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> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >= A father goes shopping for his daughter's birthday gift. He goes to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We hav
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HERE'S THE DEAL... I'VE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH A FUBAR FOOD FIGHT. :D THANKS TO A COUPLE OF FRIENDS!! WITH AN AWESOME SENSE OF HUMOR! I WANT YOU TO EITHER (1) CONTINUE THE FOOD FIGHT OR (2) GO SHOW THESE TWO LOTS OF LOVE!!! TELL THEM I SENT YOU. ;) AND DO ME A FAVOR... GIVE IT A TRY, I WANT TO SEE HOW CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN GET WITH THE LIMITED AMOUNT OF GIFTS WE HAVE... EX: I'VE HAD MY DRINKS SPIKED, APPLE PIES, HOT WINGS AND SUNDAE'S THROWN! GET CREATIVE AND JOIN IN ON THE FOOD FIGHT!! DON'T BE STINGY WITH THEM FUBUCKS... USE THEM TO THROWN VIRTUAL FOOD AND DRINKS!! HAHAHA ENJOY. ;) hΓ䆃ωk Co-Owner of L.O.L Levelers@ fubar **PR Mamii**SBG BOMBER**FU-G FAM**@ fubar THANKS FOR JOINING IN ON THE FUN!! THESE TWO ARE THE BEST!! HAHA THROATFAWK EARNED A TROPHY... :D IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN IN...THAT'S COOL, BUT GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!! AND CONGRATULATE THROATFAWK FOR KICKING MY BUTT... :P LOL!! FOOD FIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♥MJ♥ .β...
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This clip always makes me feel better the worst part about deleting my profile is the fact that i cant find my friends in the search engine to add them back ughhhhhhhhhhhhh i fucking caught strep throat ughhhhhhhhhhh
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