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Polygamist Leader Convicted In Utah
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070925/ap_on_re_us/polygamist_leader By JENNIFER DOBNER, Associated Press Writer Tue Sep 25, 7:17 PM ET The leader of a polygamous Mormon splinter group was convicted Tuesday of being an accomplice to rape for forcing a 14-year-old girl to marry her 19-year-old cousin. Warren Jeffs, 51, could get life in prison after a trial that threw a spotlight on a renegade community along the Arizona-Utah line where as many as 10,000 of Jeffs' followers practice plural marriage and revere him as a mighty prophet with dominion over their salvation. Jeffs stood and, like his 15 followers in the courtroom, wore a stoic look as the verdict was read. Prosecutors said Jeffs, who performed the ceremony, forced the girl into marriage and sex against her will. Jurors said they agreed Jeffs rejected the girl's pleas and refused to release her from the marriage. "He was pretty much her only ticket out of the relationship," said juror Jerry Munk, 36. Defense
Polycystic Ovary Syndrome Symptoms
Polycystic Ovary Syndrome Symptoms Part of the problem when it comes to diagnosing PCOS is that many of the most common symptoms of the disorder do not seem to be related to one another, at least initially. In addition to menstrual problems, women with PCOS may suffer from acne, excessive hair growth, loss of hair, infertility, and weight gain. Of course, every woman is different; while one woman with PCOS may experience all of these symptoms, another may experience just acne and irregular periods. Getting a better understanding of just what the symptoms of PCOS may be will help you recognize whether you yourself suffer from it. Menstrual Issues PCOS often comes to light during puberty due to period problems, which affects around 75% of those with the disease. Infrequent, irregular or absent periods are all common variations, many finding their periods particularly heavy when they do arrive. The period disturbance is a sign that there is a problem with regular monthly ovula
Polygamist Camp
ELDORADO, Texas (CNN) -- Dozens more children and young women were removed Saturday from a Texas ranch that is home to members of a polygamist sect, as state workers investigated claims of physical and sexual abuse. A total of 183 people -- including 137 children -- have been taken away since law enforcement officers raided the compound Thursday night, said Marleigh Meisner, a spokeswoman for the Texas Child Protective Services Division. The children -- most of them girls -- were being interviewed by special investigators, she said. "We're trying to find out if they're safe," she explained. "We need to know if they have been abused or neglected." Eighteen of the girls have been taken into state custody. Authorities believe that they "had been abused or were at immediate risk of future abuse," said Child Protective Services spokesman Darrell Azar. The others were taken to a nearby civic center. Meisner described them as doing "remarkably well." Authorities contin
Poly Or Not
Many people in BDSM are involved in what is known as a polyamorous relationship. Many, however, do not. A polyamorous relationship is one in which there are more than 2 people involved. In such a relationship, all of those involved are aware of each other person who is involved and are agreeable to the relationship arrangements. It is very difficult to keep a poly relationship running smoothly, but it is possible. I am not sure why there are so many poly relationships in BDSM, but I have my thoughts on the subject. I think that many are drawn to BDSM because of the opportunity to have more than one partner. This is not neccessarily a bad thing, but it can be if the person is not truly a dominant or submissive. Some people seem to like poly relationships because they think they are less work and require less of an emotional comittment on their part. Unfortunately, that is not true and such an attitude dooms a poly to failure. With the number of poly relationships in BDSM, t
Polyamory Vs Swing Lifestyle
I have been giving this subject matter (a debate actually) some thought, given I am active in both lifestyles; Polyamory and the Swing Lifestyle. I think that sometimes there is some confusion when vanilla (a term used for those NOT participating in the lifestyle) people ask me about either of the lifestyles because they will ask me questions about polyamory and the questions lean toward swing. The two are completely different lifestyles that may or may not be combined to provide an even more complex dynamic in a couples’ relationships. I believe that it is the combination of the two in a lot of relationships that causes some to jump to conclusions when trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together for themselves in order to determine if the situation is something that is of interest to them (and they can get over the whole “living outside the box” aspect of things- Most can’t/won’t). Polyamory, as I have provided the wikipedia references for before, is really not a sexually based
Polyiterophilia
The need for several sex partners before orgasm can occur.
Polysorbate 80 In Swine Flu Vaccines = Infertility In Humans (repost)
Polysorbate 80 In Swine Flu Vaccines = Infertility In Humans Would you feel comfortable being injected with a vaccine that contains a substance that has been strongly linked to infertility?  Well, if you take the Fluarix swine flu vaccine manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline or any of the other swine flu vaccines that contain Polysorbate 80 that is exactly what you will be doing.  If you are considering getting the swine flu vaccine, or any other vaccine for that matter, perhaps you should educate yourself about EXACTLY what is in these vaccines before you allow them to be injected into your body. Perhaps you think that linking the swine flu vaccine with infertility is quite a stretch.  Well, let's take this one step at a time. #1) Polysorbate 80 is in the Fluarix swine flu vaccine manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline according to the CDC.  This is confirmed by the CDC in the document below.....  http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/pubs/pinkbook/downloads/appendices/B/excipient-table-
Polymorphous
polymorphous \ pol-ee-MAWR-fuhs \adjective;    1.  Having, assuming, or passing through many or various forms, stages, or the like.
Polyamory 101
Polyamory breaks down into two roots: poly, meaning many and amor, meaning love. To sum it up, polyamory is about believing that love does not have to be limited to one partner anymore than it would have to be limited to one child or one friend. If you hang out in the poly community (online or in person) any amount of time you will no doubt hear that "there are as many ways to be poly as there are people who are poly." While my pithy saying above sums up the concept pretty well, there is a nigh endless number of ways to put it into practice. There are swingers who have completely open sexual mores and don't feel that sex should be limited to people you have an emotional attachment to. These people are not necessarily polyamorous since love is not a critical component of their sexual encounters (being in an open relationship and being poly are not always the same thing). However, some of them, like my husband, are open to both new sexual partners as well as new emotional
Polynesian Pineapple Chicken
1/3 cup ketchup3 tablespoons low sodium soy sauce3 tablespoons sugar2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar1 tablespoon cornstarch1 tablespoon canola oil1 lb boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 1/2-inch pieces1 tablespoon minced peeled fresh ginger2 carrots, thinly sliced1/2 lb snow peas, trimmed1/4 cup slivered almonds1 (8 ounce) can water chestnuts, drained1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks in juice, drainedDirections:1In a bowl, combine the ketchup, soy sauce, sugar, vinegar, and cornstarch.2Heat 2 teaspoons oil in a large nonstick skillet over med-high heat.3Add in chicken; cook, stirring occasionally, until cooked through, 5-6 minutes; remove chicken from skillet and reserve.4Add remaining 1 teaspoon oil, ginger, and carrots to the skillet; cook, stirring occasionally, until the carrots begin to soften, about 2 minutes.5Stir in the snow peas, almonds, water chestnuts, pineapple, and reserved chicken.6Cook, stirring often, 3-4 minutes; add the ketchup mixture; bring to a boil and cook
Pom
Glass Cards Breathe in, Breathe out I watch them, Can they see me? I’m unsure Words cut like a fiery cold blade He knows, he can see it The house of glass cards will fall. Will they stand? Or will it shatter them all? When the cards are down who still stands? Shadow and light wage war, Old reflections pool in a spread of red. As glass against steel all have cracked They stand, broken, shadows of themselves Breathe in, Breathe out He veils them from all but one Checkmate the game is done
Pomes
standing in a valley hidden from mortal view, surrounded by the mist of legend. the prying eyes of man wander here not. my mind slips to a time when man roamed free. visions of ancient battles flood the imagination. silence my only companion, i hear the rumbling of a distant storm. the mist swells, buckles, churning, as if I were in the mist of a witches cauldron. bursting forth, the thunder of hooves, flagging tails, flaming manes. I stand in the middle of the charging herd. disappearing as quickly as a whisper in the wind, I am left alone with my thoughts. many call this fantasy. I call it home. Patrick Maxey December8,2002
Pome
I watched thee when the foe was at our side, Ready to strike at him—or thee and me, Were safety hopeless—rather than divide Aught with one loved save love and liberty. 2. I watched thee on the breakers, when the rock, Received our prow, and all was storm and fear, And bade thee cling to me through every shock; This arm would be thy bark, or breast thy bier. 3. I watched thee when the fever glazed thine eyes, Yielding my couch and stretched me on the ground When overworn with watching, ne’er to rise From thence if thou an early grave hadst found. 4. The earthquake came, and rocked the quivering wall, And men and nature reeled as if with wine. Whom did I seek around the tottering hall? For thee. Whose safety first provide for? Thine. 5. And when convulsive throes denied my breath The faintest utterance to my fading thought, To thee—to thee—e’en in the
Pome
see the clouds rolling in and oh how it looks like rain And it is always I fight for the welcome change When it rains it pours on this heart of mine So, I take the storms I feel to her each time. But I know she has lived under her own pouring rain Yet under her water her heart still doesn't change She can walk away from what hangs overhead And, not in her storm, are words left unsaid. Not in her storm have I ever felt alone Her storm ends, so I, may find my way home It's for me that she pushes away her own rain So, that I may find comfort in calling her name. She lives in this world for the sake of another's heart God, how she eases the miles when worlds apart And she never wanders when your world falls through Not ever in her storm would she do this to you. She has wings that I know not only I can see Cause only an angel could find strength to carry me It's the way that the eyes can surely view How her heart's written so clearly in what an angel can do. N
Pome
In that forgotten part of town Where wasted hopes and dreams abound, A wrinkled man with life near end, In hopes to have at least one friend, Fashioned bits of wood and things And made a dummy run by strings. He sat alone for hours on end, Conversing with his only friend And found delight within the fact That he controlled it's every act. He told it how he never had A chance, since all his luck was bad Although he'd tried so to succeed - The dummy nodded and agreed. And how his journeys in romance Had never given him a chance, And wasn't it a crying shame That he was always held to blame When everyone knew, oh so well, That life is but a living Hell, Controlled by lust and power and greed? The dummy nodded and agreed. With patience that would rival saints, That dummy sat through all complaints And, with each little expert tug, He'd droop his head or bow or shrug And give some comfort to the man Who held his lifelines in his hand And helped to fill a lo
Pome
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Pome
If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do not fear I may be gone, but in your heart The light I gave you did no
Pome
I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I find. I st
Pome
Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend.
Pome
The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so precious to me, I hope it grows and flourishes And last
Pome
The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so precious to me, I hope it grows and flourishes And last
Pomes (2)
The truth Truth be told I want you to hold, To shower you with kisses, that reaches to your soul. If my lips could taste you no flavor will ever compare. For you my darling is sweeter than a thick chocolate coated Sundae. If you were near me with each breath that I take I would inhale you. I would drink you into me. And steal away your essence. For you are my forbidden love. In The Everlasting Night I lay in bed at night, wishing you were here with me, but you are not I long for the touch of your arms around me and your lips against mine but I know that I shall have to wait I think of you and our love with every second that goes by and tell myself that you are always there with me, yet I still miss u I don't know how I lived my life without you in it and I don't know how I would if you ever left but I know one thing for sure That thing, the one thing that keeps me going is that I love you and that will never change I will cross the ocean for you
Pomes (3)
A Special Word A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. ------------------------------------------------- I will never let you I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all. Even if saving you sends me to heaven. ------------------------------------------------- Missing You It was almost Too wonderful for Something as little as Words to explain Ears pressed to your chest As each beat explains you're okay You're here now, holding my hand tight The way it's supposed to be. I remember the way I couldn'
Pome
y dose life change so fast.... y dose the things that u need in life neer come to u.... y dose the things u look for so hard never show up when u look for them but as soon as u stop looking it shows up right under ur noise y dose the the ones u love seem so far away y dose lif change....
Pomes
This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a one day god will see you thow your prayers i hope so that is have a good day god blass you What I'm Into computer. phone. parting. music. daning,fishing , damping ,swiming ,on my cell phone texsing.taking pics of friendsand family and other thaings its cool your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the
Pomes
Hunting Ground When I sit here in this field with the moon coming up. I think about the day gone by. And I know I will feel the cold of the dark sky. When the stars come out I can't help but start to cry inside for the ones that have died. Could I be next? I sit and wonder. Will I see the moon lit sky? This I can't say but for now I must live day to day. I can hear the others now so I must go. I might be a follower and not a leader but I have a place here. I will remember and think of the others as I run. And soon my time will be done . I can see the others in our hunting grounds. And I know I belong and not to the man kind but to my pack now. It is feeding time and I know my time has gone by and now it is time for me to return to the hunting grounds in the sky. -------------------------------------------------------------- Little Blue Bird Little blue bird fly away you are free. Please don't stay with me. I am th
A Pome By Me
IM SITTING HERE DREAMING OF HOWS ITS GOING TO BE WHEN YOUR BACK IN MY ARMS ALL ALONE WITH ME, WE WILL GO TO A RESTRANT ORDER A TABLE FOR TWO, WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO PROVE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WHAT WILL I DO, NOW AS THE DAYS ARE SLOWLY GOING BY, CANT YOU SEE I DO LOVE YOU......
A Pome By Me
GOODBYE The unhappiest inside, no one saw. No one knew about the sadness, deep inside of me. The tears I cried, when no one eals could see. The emptiest inside, no one wanted to know. The darkness inside, that no one could find. The voices in my head, that no one eals could hear. The choice I made, no one thought I would. Sorry for the choice I made, but the voices told me to. Am sorry you could nto hold me, to say goodbye. Am sorry the unhappiest, put me in my grave.
Pomes:
Why:9-6-07 Why must I take all this hate you bring upon Me. Im the same like you are a Person. Im not likeing how your talking to Me. Im trying to be the best I can be as a Person. Is there a reson you talk hatefull to Me everytime you speak to Me. Wasent I the perfect Friend,Daughter,Lover,Sister. Please tell me why Im not so perfect for you to like Me. Why aint I someone you can talk to when you have a problem you want deal with. Im just not anything to you am I. What are Dreams:9-16-07 Dreams are when you close your eyes at Night while in bed. They are Goals and things you want to achive in your life. When you let your Mined wonder for a little whiel. Dreams begin when you let them.And they can end as soon as they begin. But remember in the end what is the Dream or Dreams you want to achive in your lifetime. Dont let anyone or anything get in the way of those dreams of yours. Fly Time: Its Time For Me To Fly. I must hold my head up high. I mus
A Pome
..Among all, the lovely things, My Love I’d seen in all my dreams Had never been a fantasy like this. The love of my life came in at the door And my heart fell at her feet. Tears filled my eyes and i wept with joy. Our souls touched and we knew. We were destined by god to be together. Please, please don’t break my heart. As others have. My love is precious, More then silver or gold.. God put you here for a reason, And if you know god, you will understand..... -Chris M. Greenberg- Girls that r out going, lad back, funny, fun to hang out wid.someone that luvs kid's. who like a hufty kind of guy.And likes guys who likes cars,and would fight n protech there girl from anything and i mean ANYTHING. look me up aim firefighter393cg yahoo magilla_garilla n check my myspace page out myspace.com/sgt_frylock
A Pome
"I see you in my mind i fear you in my sleep everywhere i go you're there by my side haunting me in my dreams killing me in my sleep i tried so hard to run and hide but you're there in the shadows in my mind"
Pome About How I Feel
He moved to a new town, felt like he was lost, he always wore a frown, till he seen the angel across, one day he met her, it was like a sign, she was so pretty just, endless like time, together they fell, in deep love real fast, vowed to love each other, that they'd always last, then it got stronger, deeper than thought, he'd love her forever, felt life was to short, then something went wrong, and they spent less time, the boy started to wonder, is she even still mine, till one day she called, and heres what she said, "id rather be alone, then with u instead, from that day on, inside more he died, he couldn't let go, no matter how hard he tried, two and a half years have past, in life he feels he has no part, twenty-one days later, he died from a broken heart, heres to all u lovers, who don't picture your selfs apart, make sure you cherish every moment, right from the very start....
Pome
out on the deaert were the sands are hot the lizards dont walk they gallop or trot and you would too for it aint so sweet to have the old sand a burning your feet oh a lizards feet is tender things and it wouldnt of hurt god to giveem all wings
Po Me
Po me I fear you... much like the lion fears losing the jungle to the mass of humans who waste them on trivial pursuits. I lust you... like a pirate lust the bounty of a hundred fleets in vast blue waters they call the sea. I hunger... for the change in the world that I have had in myself the constant yearning for something new and awe inspiring I crave... the man I wanted you to be the one you could be the you we've all seen in the fleeting moments of your innocence.
Pomegranate Dreams And Stranger Things
Today was the first time I’d ever had pomegranate juice. After drinking a glass and a half at our church’s men’s breakfast, I can say it’s good … but its aftertaste is even nastier than cranberry juice’s is! Pomegranate juice, so Don there said, is even higher in antioxidants than cranberry juice is – yes, but it felt like I’d sanded my tongue after it went down! After our twelve not-angry men’s breakfast of mild on spicy sausage with egg over easy on English muffin, Pastor Gerald led our devotion with a passage emphasizing the need to spend time on slow walks with our kids – essentially, any activity that will get us out of the stress of home life for awhile. As my kids are getting older and it’s getting colder, I hope I don’t forget that; even at Sarah’s two-and-a-half years and Jeffrey’s fifteen months, they notice quickly if Daddy’s creating distance. I hadn’t seen Sarah and Jeffrey awake since Friday morning because after I closed my office for the night I arranged to grab
Pomegrante's And Pleasure
I die for darkness craving light "I'm done with the dark boys..." I've turned in my innocence badge. This sacrificial lamb will never bleed dry Chilling tales of a Horror Junkie are proverbial personal evolutions. Terror ridden we ride the spiral people like us, you and I fear nothing and everything at once. Complicated layers, complex intricaies We are following our pattern repeating history already knowing how the tale plays out. Dangerous liasions laced with cruel intentions, Perpetual madness in perfect medicinal doses. Here I am standing in the skeletal orchard bearing pomegranates. Contradicting the breath of life held symbolic in the fruit of death. Forbibben to eat, I am hungry, in need of filling, lip licking lust permeates my projective aura. All wisdom comes in retrospect too little, too late, too much, too often He says there is no moderation, I say there are no simplistic answers.
A Pome
We are the out casts of societyWe come from the rich an the poorWe're Christians pagans, anarchist, and otherFriends, brothers and sistersWe're known as juggalo'sThe FreakshowWe're honor boundWe live and die by the carnivalVery few understand usThe one's that do are FamFriends brothers and sistersWe're known as juggalo'sThe freak showGrease paint,Hachets,faygo,and homiesWe don't rape, kill or anything we sing aboutWe mug an do thing we ain't support toWe are survivorsFriends, bothers and sistersWe're known as juggalo'sThe Freakshowwe are every whereWe may not all agreeYet we stand together in the time of needWe will watch one another backsFor we are the freashowThe family of clowns and ninja'sSimply known as juggalo's
Pome
                                                                           THE MIRACLE OF FRIENDSHIP THERE IS A MIRACLE CALLED FRIENDSHIP THAT DWELLS WITHIN THE HEART AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS OR WHEN IT EVEN STARTS.   BUT THE HAPPINESS IT BRINGS YOU ALWAYS GIVES A SPECAIL LIFTAND YOU REALIZE THAT FRIENDSHIPS IS GODS MOST PRECIOUS GIFT!!!!!
Pomoting The Bar
Lets face it were all addicted to this site because we have fun, There will be other sites that will come and go but this is our home, As any other thing we love we will protect it and incourage others to come join the fubar site. We at Radio Storm have invented ways to make this task easier to build this place to the hilt, through clever advertizing and marketing schemes. Radio is a very powerful tool in ads reaching far beyond the relmes of comments and simple buy a block on some website ad lol. When implimenting these tools to do others a favor FOR FREE it was rejected, Why you ask? well lets bring it down to a simple anology is a hungry dog going to care what color the bowl is or is he gonna eat the food? he doesnt care how you got the food he cares about the fact the food is there so lets just eat??!!
Pomp And Circumstance
I know some people who commented on yesterday's blog entry didn't mean to be critical . . . and I'm not taking it that way. Two of them -- I wasn't quite certain whether they were amazed or appalled -- felt like I'd gone "all over the map" with my writing on Martha getting rested and recovered, the addition of stars to the United States flag, Schoolhouse Rock, the goals for my third novel, and I'm sure there's more I'm not thinking of right now. And I left out one topic I DID want to talk about (good thing, too, or yesterday's entry would have gotten unwieldy). All over the world, at least the parts of it that follow a standard academic year, there will be multitudes of high school seniors and college and university graduates marching to receive their diplomas. Thirteen years ago yesterday, I was one of these, receiving my Bachelor of Arts in social science education from Stetson University in DeLand. And it was the one year that the university band elected not to play the tradi
Pomp W88 Que Te Quedes Más Maravillosos Momentos
Todos sabemos que el punto de venta más grande de pomp W88 es que el contexto del procesador, porque utiliza una tecnología de proceso global líder 28 nm, y PowerVR SGX 544 integra el núcleo de gráficos de gran alcance, fue muy bien en el funcionamiento de un gran juego. Pero esté detrás de con que una cámara de 13 millones de píxeles está equipada, también en términos de calidad de imagen no son menos. También utilizó espalda-fotosensor, con abertura grande ultra F2.2 y filtros de cristal azul, la experiencia puede traer gran disfrute. Fuselaje pomp W88 bar toque en forma tiene un buen sentido de la moda, en la parte delantera con 5,3 pulgadas pantalla táctil con una resolución de 1280 x 720 píxeles, rendimiento de la pantalla clara. Está equipado con una Coca integrada basado en la investigación del sistema Android OS y desarrollo, junto con una tecnología de proceso de 28nm procesador quad-core, combinado con el fuselaje 2 GB de RAM + 32 GB combinación memoria ROM para tener excelen
Pomp C6 El Principal Empuje "zhi Jian, A Usar"
POMP C6 para empujar el "Chi Jian, de moda, y pasar", de hecho, estos tres puntos no son mutuamente excluyentes. Jane Chi impresionó a sí mismo como si se tratara de un cuchillo de cocina, de nuevo pero no peinado, sólido, en la manera más directa a la más simple de ideas viven cerca de amigos. Que en esta sociedad materialista, gente no le gusta simplemente se complica, manera, simplemente elegante. Pase POMP C6 no jade su mesa, falta dentro, hacer los consumidores usar un teléfono. POMP C6 5,5-pulgadas de pantalla grande, diseño ultra delgado de 7,7 mm, cuádruple dingpei, 1300W + 800W pixel cámara, parte superior de 2 GB RAM + 32GB de memoria ROM, la textura final además su rica menor gesto, aunque parece simple, lleno de encanto dentro. Pero cuando se trata de POMP C6, que juega principalmente en el sistema "DUI". POMP "DUI" sistema proviene de "Bricolaje más, más divertido", que es una mejor experiencia de usuario de sistema al mismo tiempo, hacer que todos los usuarios de amor
Pon And Zi.. For My Nick..i Love You!!
Poncho I Made My Daughter
Poncho I made for my daughter. She loves it now lol
Ponca City Birthday Bash
I'm thinking of having a get together on April 17th it's a birthday present to myself. I wanted to meet my friends in the area as I may be moving to KS this summer. I  was thinking a karaoke party at Witchy's Bar. If anyone has any suggestions or is interested in attending please let me know
Ponderables
PONDERABLES Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? W
Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up
Pondering
Forgotten memories Just out of reach That wishful thinking Did not erase Too far to name them But close enough To invade my thoughts Flaunting their existence -RKE
Pondering
i sit and i ponder all the things you tell me. i think of them this way and that. listening fully. waiting for that feeling i get when i know your telling a lie. i sit and i ponder all you say. i hear the words coming from your mouth yet i hear the words that are unspoken as well. these things make it hard to take in all you say. what is truth what is lie. god help me wich is wich. how can i tell when all you say sounds so sweet. sometimes with venom yet if i truely listen its not real.
Ponder
"Knowing that material and spiritual progress are essential to man, we must ceaselessly work for the equal attainment of both. Only then shall we be able to acquire that absolute inner calm so necessary to our well-being. Whenever conflict arises between material and spiritual values, the conscience plays an important role and anyone who suffers from a guilty conscience is never really free from this problem until he makes peace with himself and his conscience." "Discipline of the mind is a basic ingredient of genuine morality and therefore of spiritual strength. Spiritual power is the eternal guide, in this life and the life after, for man ranks supreme among all creatures. Led forward by spiritual power, man can reach the summit destined for him by the Great Creator." "Since nobody can interfere in the realm of God we should tolerate and live side by side with those of other faiths. In the mystic traditions of the different religions we have a remarkable unity of spirit. Whatever rel
Ponder For A Moment...
What color would a smurf be if you choked it??? LoL
Pondering Thoughts...
Pondering thoughts of a blonde Do you ever sit down to ponder The thoughts that make you wonder For in the future where you see your life Why is it there is alway so much strife When will you be able to sing with joy Without being ridiculed for being so coy Where do you wish your life to be Not the one you actualy see
Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. We could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Ho
*ponder*
It is seven in the morning and im listening to Three Days Grace, wondering if I even feel a part of my family anymore. I love them, but I have always been a stranger amongst them, and I alway will be. I am a non-conformist to their way of thinking. Not in some lame attempt to rebel, but because I have always had a call from within to the path I now tread. Well, its all in the open now. And of course they are less than thrilled, but it is a relief in a way. I am going to be who I am, who I always have been. The next step in their path is up to them...
Ponderism
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. In the 60's, people took
Pondering
So i've been pondering a lot lately. To the point that I broke down in tears tonight. I try to not let that happen in front of friends, but it happened... bleh. I don't know why I did the things I did in the past... and I realized that I caused a lot of hurt for people that probably cared about me, and instead of thanking them for everything they ever did for me, i hurt them... --and here come the tears again... blah i hate crying!!!-- I wish I could rewrite my past, but I can't. I wish that I could change everything, just so that I could be happy again... I might seem like im happy on the outside, but im not. I'm more depressed than anything. Half the time I just want to curl up and die... or die in my sleep... just to end my pain and hurt. My life got fucked up over 3 years ago... and since then I've changed so much... I can't really say I grew up, because I didn't...to a point... but I became really defensive and agressive. I want people to remember me for who I was back
Pondering
Well that test went well, no one noticed it was my birthday yesterday. To be honest ?I am not surprised and expected the result. Well ok i lied that no one said anything, only my best friend did, and she already knew when my birthday was LOL. perhaps thats an addition to the site they could have, the site notifies you when a friend or family birthday has arrived. We can all forget birthdays, so having a little reminder would help.
Ponderings...
so im sitting here at work... its nearly 3 in the morning... listening to one of my favorite songs... "i hope you dance" and wondering about what im going to do with myself... i know im smart, pretty, funny and overall an amazing person... considering what ive been through and what ive accomplished in my life. I wonder why it is that i am who i am? So many people in this world are so ignorant and self absorbed... they think that they're the only people that have ever experienced tragedy... or truama... why is that? Dont people realize that NO ONE lives the perfect life? Frankly, it pisses me off... these people that whine about how bad their life is... and what do they do? Sit on their asses and expect things to be handed to them... as if because they've had a rough life.. they deserve it or something. NEWSFLASH ** if you want a happy life... create it! Never lie to a liar. Its sad... how life turns us all into skeptical pesimistic people. So many people cheat and lie and just
Ponderisms
PONDERISMS ~~~~~~~~~~ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
Ponderings...
so im sitting here at work... its nearly 3 in the morning... listening to one of my favorite songs... "i hope you dance" and wondering about what im going to do with myself... i know im smart, pretty, funny and overall an amazing person... considering what ive been through and what ive accomplished in my life. I wonder why it is that i am who i am? So many people in this world are so ignorant and self absorbed... they think that they're the only people that have ever experienced tragedy... or truama... why is that? Dont people realize that NO ONE lives the perfect life? Frankly, it pisses me off... these people that whine about how bad their life is... and what do they do? Sit on their asses and expect things to be handed to them... as if because they've had a rough life.. they deserve it or something. NEWSFLASH ** if you want a happy life... create it! Never lie to a liar. Its sad... how life turns us all into skeptical pesimistic people. So many people cheat and lie and just
Ponder
How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws!
Pondering
I been thinking about my life for the several years. I thought I was getting into a good relationship, but I guess I am not sure. My first marriage was really bad...I thought I was in love and life was grand. Until after getting married & pregnant, life got fuzzy. He was controlling, always treated me like dirt, beat me if I did not have dinner ready when he walked into the door, beat me if the house was not clean to his standards. When our son was 2 we went camping with his family, biggest mistake I ever made. Someone said something, he snapped and pulled my hair and drug me threw the camp. I thought we were going to die, kept said if ranger come after , I will drive off the cliff.I was scared to death. After 2 years went by, he calmed down and I felt I could live again. Then we started to plan on having another child. Then it started all over again. Yelling, beating....One day he just really did the unforgettable, He tried putting my face in hot grease, that was the last time he w
Ponderisms
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 6. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 10. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 11. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 12. All of us could
Ponder This For 2007
TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow
Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find some thing lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing t
Pondering
Pondering Does 'the drunk one' drink, because he's 'the drunk one' or is he 'the drunk one' because he drinks. This is a very interesting phyilosophical question. Just like what came first the chicken or the egg. I do know this much. When he was known as Drunk J it was, because he was always drunk. That was years ago though and alot has changed since then. Many have their own theories. Even 'the drunk one' has his own. Yet no one not even himself knows the correct answer. Most believe that he's 'the drunk one', because he drinks. Yet some days he thinks he's drinking to keep up with his name. The only thing that is for certain is 'the drunk one' can really put them down. It takes alot to knock his ass out. Usually over a case and a long day of drinking. He has been known to open a bar now and then. Yet more often than not he will close one. In Closing Does 'the drunk one' drink because he's the 'the drunk one' or is he 'the drunk one' because he drinks. Who kn
Pondering
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths? Can you blow a balloon up under water? Can crop circles be square? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? Why are there black lines on a basketball? Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
Pondering A Thought
it's pretty damn funny, some people say the world sucks... but think of this. IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF....lol
Pondering While Rendering
The Grand Julia Experiment is complete. Well almost. Now I start the REALLY long rendering process which leaves me unable to work in Apophysis until further notice. Basically, I get to sit here , twiddle thumbs and wait for the image to show up on my desktop for tweeks for about 5 or 6 hours... maybe more. YAY ME! So what else is there really to do but ponder things? I hate to think, it is like dreaming... there is a reason I don't sleep too much. And it is this... I don't sleep well, and when I do I dream far too long. It is the same for thinking. To much for me... At the moment I sit here and think about the way my world is at the moment. It is very colorful. This is good... but with the color comes chaos. And just because there is color and chaos, it does not by any means state that there is variety or excitement. Quite the opposite actually. I am a recluse. I create, I eat, I ponder. I create for lack of more fulfilling things to do. I am sick of retreating to my
Ponder
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'." An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me — your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife!" Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Pondering
As I sit here quitely, in the still of the darkness, I wonder what meaning or purpose my life has. I look threw the darkness, searching for a answer, maybe the moon will be able to say, but then I relize, the moon does not speak, nor does the sun, or clouds, or even that magical rainbow. Now as I sit there, still silently pondering, it began to come to me, for you see, all the things in life, they may not speak, not as one alone, but as all as one it can be. For if you listen, and listen close you will see, for threw your heart you will feel the true Love that is meant for you and me. As I sit hear still quite, just darkness and me, A voice I do hear, that faintly comes to me, "Now Listen Real Closely", this voice I did hear, At first it scared me, and turned fast to see, the only one in the room was the darkness and me. Its been a bit longer, then I hear this once more, the faint voice from earlier which told me once more, "Now Listen Real Closely", its said a
Ponderings Of A "ambulance Driver"....
Well, I was thinking the other day on my trip down I-20...And I was thinking about the time Lee Ann posted her "ER Rules." And I have been trying to think of something for me to post for a while. Then recently I was on the ambulance and we made a call, and I heard a lady tell the person she was on the phone with "OKAY I AM GOING NOW, THE AMBULANCE DRIVERS ARE HERE." STOP. For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, but I want you to, if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar erros, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really a
Pondering Life
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Pondering Thoughts (not All Mine Lol)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train stat
Pondering...
...whether i should drive in the snowstorm later to hang out with Chris. I always hang out with her on Thursday nights. ...where the hell is this alleged snow?! Rain Overnight Low32°FPrecip80% Wind: NNE 17 mph Max. Humidity: 76%       Sunset: 6:59 PM ET Avg. Low: 32°F Record Low: 12°F (1993) This is why i don't listen to people...
Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chi
Pondering
well it seems i have been pondering on fucking life a lot today...its like i have been beating myself in the head trying to figure what in the hell i am doing with my life...im always trying to please other ppl but i dont get any pleasure from it...is it suppose to be like that? cant i just be myself and find someone who loves me for that, or do i have to front all the time!!! not saying that im fronting but it seems like no one accepts me for me...they always think that im a little weird...so just get the fuck over it then...im gonna be me from now on and do what i like doing and someone will come that likes the same as me...then we can do it together and live our own lives, a life that is completely different from others....and for the ones that dont like it kiss my ass and go the fuck on then!!! and weird dreams last night, i couldnt sleep at all...dreamed someone came and gave me a black rose...anyways
Pondering Love...
What price does one pay for love? Give up who they are, their morals, their belief in what's right & what's wrong, or just deal with what they're uncomfortable with? If they don't "just deal" will it cost them their lover? If they "just deal" can they ever be truly happy, or will they bear a resentment in some form towards their lover? So many dillemas, so much doubt... What happens when their lover breaks their trust, whether in a big or small way? Any breach of trust can and usually does bring forth mountains of doubt...causing one to not trust the other completely-ESPECIALLY in a relationship. Do you keep on? Do you continue to attempt to continue to trust your lover, or do you doubt all that they say? Common sense tells you that if they'll lie once-ESPECIALLY about something small-they'll lie again. Love says to trust them completely, no matter what... What do you do when common sense fightes your heart? Which do you follow...which do you trust? Some say follow
A Pondering Of Sorts
I wish there was some reason to feelings. For if they had reason, I could reason with them... to feel differently.
Ponderings
*****The Gift***** Darkness, ebbing into shadow worlds daylight screaming for new life a solitude of silence gone rent, as if by a knife Sun pushing, forcing, driven now prisms diamond glow comes thru the brilliant colors rainbow like flow thru the morning dew A new day is apon us full with wonders to behold like children we await to see our future to unfold Come sit with me my beauty see a morning thats to love a precious gift is given us amazement from above Doc Shaw
Pondering Thoughts
Ok I have a pondering that has been wracking my brain for awhile now. I was talking to my sister Gail last night about people in who were in our lives in the past. We sat and talked about how one minute someone can say they are your best friends or sisters of the heart or soul then in the next breathe....rip your heart out with a blunt spoon and stop all contact. We have both had this happen to us by various people. Some were the same ones as the other, a few were different. Our thing is this when they try to come back as they have always done in the past do you just forgive and forget the pain that you worked so hard to not have in your life and allow them back into your life? Or do you put up walls and move on with your life not allowing them in? Both of us are women who allow others in who deplete us of our energies and lives over and over again. We just need to understand if why this has happened. For me now in my life I am moving forward in my life to have less drama,
Ponder This.
Am I the only person who thinks that nationalism and patriotism is mind control so your country will agree will support the government's decisions and join the military?
Pondering
Sitting here pondering once again. Today is the 2nd of May and I leave to go back to the USA in 17 days. Right now all that is crossing my mind is that it is 17 days too soon. Yesterday when Rudi and I went into the city, everytime I looked at him, I swear I fell a little deeper in love. Didnt know it was possible, but the feelings I have for this man take my breath away. Having to leave Germany for at least 90 days before I come back feels like a life time to me. But that goes back to the name of this blog, Where ever I may go, its just a reminder that where ever I may be, the love for Rudi will be stronger then ever. I really do feel that our relationship is strong enough for this time apart, although I wont like it, I know that its something we have to do. After being so addicted to his touch and sweet embrace its going to be a little lonely without having those in my life. I honestly believe I have my soulmate here in Germany....Rudi if you read this I love you with all of my heart
Pondering A Rough Day
Ok, so today I slid my car into a mailbox and dented and scratched the car. The check engine light came on and the motor is running really rough...Wow, what a day...J.
Pondering
Dear Alcohol First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and
Ponderisms
Ponderisms: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. < BR>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the ne
Ponderisims....
Call it a methodical dream.... Call it life... Then again, why is "life" "such a great thing"?..... When all you do, while living it is suffer... You slowly sometimes quickly see yourself... Coming apart at the seams....!!! No one hears...your inner screams... HELP ME!..FREE ME!..SAVE ME!!!!!!..... Then again, no one really cares... So, all your emotions you learn..to buffer... Why is life so cold and uncaring?... What has people and the world in it come to...? Everything, is one big obstacle.. Always something up ahead.... Never anything positive..jus harder times.. My world....is Lost...Empty...Cold....& Bare... Hopefully one day, my ravaged soul.... Will finally be free from all pain and dispair....
Pondering
As I sit here in the warm glow of my computer screen, I find myself doing much the same I as I do every night. Thinking. Many of you have taken the time to read my blogs and get to know a little about me. Many of you have actually seen beyond the sexually incenuating pics which are only a means of appealing to the congregation. You have taken the time to get to know the real me away from this site whether it be on messengers or simply through messaged conversations via email. FOr this I thank you. Although many of my pics show a stern and confident face, I am all but not. I am a kind, reserved man prone to many a moments in deep contemplation. Many have accused me of being shallow or "stuck up". Well, those who know me beyond the borders of this site know all to well that I am not that. It is quite the opposite actually. I am in fact my own worst critic. I do not see myself as attractive. I just see myself as me. Plain and simple. I have much self doubt and am actually quite shy i
Pondering
Sitting here pondering once again....I have been back in the states a little over a month now and have been working for the past two weeks. My whole goal was once I started working to put aside most of the money (besides basic living expenses) to go back to Germany at the end of August. Well although I got a job, and work 5 days a week, I am still hitting under 40 hours a week. I may be lucky to get 30. I am staying at my sisters temporarily and she is charging me 50 a week to rent the couch. I spoke to her trying to get her to drop it down because I am making minimum wage, I asked her to drop it to like $25 a week and I mow the lawn or do something else. Well that did not go over, she is very adamant at the $50. I do buy my own food and my own necessities. Really I wouldn't mind this so much if I weren't making so little and trying to save for my ticket. The first time over to Germany my boyfriend bought the ticket and paid for my passport. I have considered getting another job but th
Pondering
Ponderous Ponderings.
How many of us really search deep inside to find who we are? How many of us reach for that unattainable grasp of self that eludes us all? I have wandered that path, alone, lost, and confused for most of my life. Every so often i found someone to guide me to a new, previously unfound trail on that path. And yet i still wonder, have i obtained my goal? Have i followed those precepts and standards that i set for myself so long ago? Oh how i loath questions with answers that lead to more questions. Jayden
Pondering....
Today's Horoscope: It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all. Makes me ponder....
Ponder...
In war: resolution. In defeat: defiance. In victory: magnanimity. In peace: goodwill. ~ Sir Winston Churchill ~
.pondering.points..*.edit.*
It's that whole fate versus free-will argument again. Here's a nice compromise: They both play extremely important roles, but you have a much bigger say in creating your own reality than you previously believed. points to ponder... i'll have to expand on that thought process...but not right at this particular moment... cuz its the kind of thing where i need a lil solitude...n ya cant get that with rugrats sitting at the table with ya. *nod* ----------------------------------------- *edit* hmmmm creating my own reality eh? this is not the matrix. things are what they are. you can only alter your perception on them... it doesnt change what they are. *sings the facts of life* im not sure i buy the whole 'fate/destiny' saga. im more into...universal truths. ive never believed 'things happen for a reason' ive always believed its the biggest cop-out of humanity to spout lines of bullshit like that to attemp to make other people 'feel better' reality it...sometimes th
The Pond
AN ELDERLY MAN IN NORTH CAROLINA HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM FOR SEVERAL YEARS. HE HAD A LARGE POND IN THE BACK, FIXED UP REALLY NICE, ALONG WITH SOME PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, AND SOME APPLE AND PEACH TREES. THE POND WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP FOR SWIMMING WHEN IT WAS BUILT. ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND, AS HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR AWHILE, AND LOOK IT OVER. HE GRABBED A FIVE GALLON BUCKET TO BRING BACK SOME FRUIT. AS HE NEARED THE POND, HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE. WHEN HE CAME CLOSER, HE REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY-DIPPING IN HIS POND. HE MADE THE WOMEN AWARE OF HIS PRESENCE AND THEY ALL WENT TO TEH DEEP END TO SHIELD THEMSELVES. ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU LEAVE!" THE OLD MAN FROWNED AND REPLIED, "I DIDN'T COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH YOU LADIES SWIM NAKED OR MAKE YOU GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED." HOLDING THE BUCKET UP HE SAID, "I'M HERE TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR." MO
Ponderings
I sit here- in the dead of Texas summer- hoodie on with hood over my head, blanket across my legs, houseshoes on, a/c totally turned down, and I am freezing my ass off!! Doesn't make sense. Can only mean I am getting sick- or that I am sick already. Fuckin great- just what I need after all the rest of the BS goin on in my life. I cannot afford to miss work for ANY reason, so I will have to go in there and fake it and hope no one notices my shivering or my flushed face. I HAVE been wanting some time off, Goddess, but NOT like this!! Lol!! Funny how life twists and turns, though, isn't it? The one you thought you wanted turns out not to be the one you truly wanted at all- the fight you thought lost turns into a victory- thinking your heart broken, you find it filled with more joy than you could possibly imagine. And all that thanks to one that seemed to wait patiently for you to come to your senses. And through it all, that four-letter word [that really has more than four le
Pon De Replay
Pon De Replay ( Rihanna ) [Hook x2:] Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up all the gyal up on the dancefloor wantin some more what Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up [Verse:] it goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2 everybody in the club let me show you how we do lets go dip it low then you bring it up slow wine it up 1 time wine it back once more[come] [Pre-Hook:] Run, Run, Run, Run Everybody move run Lemme see you move and Rock it til the grooves done Shake it til the moon becomes the sun (Sun) Everybody in the club give me a run (Run) If you ready to move say it (Yeah Yeah) One time for your mind say it (Yeah Yeah) Well i'm ready for ya Come let me show ya You want to groove im'a show you how to move Come come [Hook x2:] Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up all the gyal up on the dancefloor wantin some more what Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up [B-Sec x2:] Hey mis
Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up
Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder or camera phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" If Jimmy cracks corn
Ponderance
all day i have had low thoughts, i mean all i could think of was how iwas feeling, i looked around me and stuff and thought wow, almost like a comfortable solitary confinement here lol.'I know am not alone on here....lots mre like me here who share what my feelins are right now and is appreciated deeply. Bur right now to feel the thing am feelin right now would tear yer heart out lol seriously, im feelin low, i should feel happy that iam alive and bein honest, iam happy that am here. but emotionally im in the pits lol, why you ask me? well many reasons onew is boredon the other is lonelibness i get this way lots. but will live.
Ponderous
I recently replied to a friend with.. "I feel that you and I are 2 souls that wander through out our current existence pacifying time through random acquaintances and some false friendships until what we truly desire manifests itself in to something that is tangible." I thought wow, that is deep. How often do we exhibit ourselves in a fashion of which is to please those around us despite the appearance of being thick skinned? We often put up barriers amongst ourselves to appease those deep dark corners of our being that we wish not others to see and hope to find one soul that is worthy of trust and unconditional acceptance. We put up fronts for others that we ourselves do not rate as being of any importance about us. Hmm.. getting all philosophical here.. I think I better stop for I may appear to have a brain..
Pondering - - - - - Cows
Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But . . . . . . . . . . they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Pondering - - - - - The U S Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and . . . . . . . . . we're not using it anymore.
Pondering - - - - - - The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Ponderings
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway! Why is "bra" singular an
Ponderisms
I love this song, Figured Id share. You Never Know-Dave Matthews Sitting still as stone watching - watching People walking by you wondering why No one ever stops to talk or thinks about it – if they ever did What if God shuffled by? One day we might see Doing not a thing Breathing just to breathe We might find some reason But rushing around seems what’s wrong with the world Don’t lose the dreams inside your head They’ll only be there til you’re dead Dream Lying on the roof counting The stars that fill the sky I wonder if Someone in the heavens looking back down on me – I’ll never know So much space to believe Funny when you’re small The moon follows the car There’s no one but you see Hey, the moon is chasing me I worried if I looked away she’d be gone Don’t lose the dreams inside your head They’ll only be there til you’re dead Dream Walking through the wood No cares in the world The world has come to play She’s all mine just for a day Th
Pondering Thoughts...
Go away I cannot play My life is over and yet today I must stay strong and carry on You think it's easy but I can't go on without your kiss and your embrace the love we shared Lost to my disgrace I'm stuck on you like a sole to a shoe It's hard to let go when my heart beats for you
Pondering...
I'm beginning to wonder if Lisa ever loved me at all. If you move across the country (Ohio to Arizona) to be with someone, and they have some issues that they are trying to work out, and now getting help, why would you leave and ignore that person? She dropped everything, her family, children, new grandchildren, to come be with me. I thought if you were in love with someone and planned to marry that person, you stuck by them through thick and thin! Maybe she already replaced me. She is a beautiful woman and has a lot to offer, so maybe she found another guy already. If that's the case, well, obviously she didn't love me like she said. Maybe we WERE a mistake. DAMMIT! This makes no sense! Why would she move all this way for both of us to get hurt? Why doesn't she think about me? Why doesn't she miss me? I am not a bad guy! I quit drinking and doing my best to get my life back together...and she doesn't care! She cared at one time..why not now? She told me once I meant everything
Ponder This
What If The Hokey Pokey is Really whats it all about?
Pondering
I SIT HERE AND WONDER WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS FAKE I SEE MY FRIENDS BACKSTAB EACH OTHER THEN NEXT DAY THERE BEST FRIENDS I ONCE HEARD THAT IF YOU HAD 2 REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE LUCKY BUT IF YOU HAD 5 OR MORE REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE RICH. THEN I REALIZED IN MY TWISTED LITTLE LIFE I WAS ALSO PART OF THE GAME SO WHAT MAKES A TRUE FRIEND?
Pondering
Caught in a daze, my mind misplaced. I yearn to forget. An undying feeling in my soul, it quakes me physically. You are trapped in my thoughts, and haunt me emotionally. I ponder the ways you have beseeched me, and yet, you could walk away so suddenly. Your essence has thrilled me, body compeled me, I ponder how you could want such a lowly embodiment of a man, and yet I ponder why is it when I have come to realize how much i can be because of you, you ravish my will, and destroy all hope by leaving so suddenly. Forced to witness my own demise, I sit here dwelling on the times I could have had without you, and how this man with seemingly no hope could have been that man with at least a bleak future. You have made me what I am today, and I have thanked you, now that I have come to where I am, I implore you, please release me from this tomb that is slowly being burried into an abyss of nothingness. Your angelic nature have captured my everything and twisted it all to a demonic vision of w
Pondering Thoughts.....
Ever wonder how you can fall in love or lust with someone for all the right reasons yet that person turns out to be all wrong for you. Life may not always go your way.....but it shouldn't always be this hard. Sometimes I can be silent and hear the whispers....and my response is....unless you are in my bedroom.....you have no idea of who I am having sex with. Although your eyes are bright.....what they see may be deceitful to your heart. Hate all you want....but you can't break the spirit of the woman who thinks nothing of you. Don't ever regret anything that made you smile...for it was what you wanted at one time. A closed mind is often expressed with a BIG mouth Keywords for the week: Loyalty Lust Scrutinize Friendship What do they mean to you?
Pondering
Have you ever been in a point in life where you didnt know which way to turn? Then out of the blue comes a stranger who helps you and is there from you through it all. To have found someomne like that is rare but I have found someone like that. He is going thru the same things I am and we get along great. We can talk for hours on end and not repeat anything, we can give each other advice that makes us think about what we are doing. how is it that we can talk to someone we hardly know, and not talk to the ones that we are close to?
Ponder
Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowestpossible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism or Forcast. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's,people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people t
Ponderings ....
I haven't done one of these in a while and I'm just in that kind of mood today, so here we go! Can you get a Black Belt in the Culinary Arts? Who would you call if your house was infested by trouser snakes? Is it possible to actually die of boredom? When you say "what's the worst that can happen?", why do you always immediately find out? If your in the desert on a horse with no name, how do you get his attention? Who would actually eat peas porridge that has been in the bowl for nine days? (ewwwww)
Pondering Thoughts!
Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge! Albert Einstein
Ponderisms
Ponderisms Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
Ponderisim..
Hearts make no sound as they break.... Quiet as an empty grave...
Ponderisms
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Ponder On This
Just some phrases to ponder... God has 3 answers for us; yes, not yet & I have a better plan. Work to live don't live to work. If it's 4 ur kids is it really a sacrifice. Love Lost is soon 4gotten but lost love is always remembered. It's better to burn out than it is to fade away. 2 is company & 3 or more is a party. If a tree falls in the wood & no ones around to hear it does it make a sound? Who cares why the chicken crossed the road, I want 2 know how it didn't get run over. Size does matter!!
Ponder This
Here's another one of my dads idiocies He was a racist (unfortunately) and had no friends due to being drunk most of the time. So he started eating and hanging out at the YMCA. Bear in my mind that our local YMCA was pretty much all black and mixed race people. Hence the idiot part. Worst thing about it though was one night, without telling me wherewe were going he took me up into one of the tiny little rooms in there, drunk and with about 6 black guys squeezed in this tiny place. I was shitting myself. As it happened nothing bad occured but still. Just another reason I hate beer. Until next time, thanks for reading.
Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Ponderisms
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS O MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-les pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend... Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just
Ponderings...
did you ever have a time in your life when u feel so in control yet so vulnerable... a person can set standards and try to live up to them to be different than everyone else... i want to believe that the one i have dremt of has finally come to me... but in my heart there is a hesitation...i am not like the others...and i strive to prove this point... but still i wait...
The Pond (a Sequel To The Spring?)
THE POND Whisper soft my angel Whisper in my dreams Come to me in the middle of the night Quiet my midnight screams Hold me tight my lover Squeeze away my pain Hold me in your arms till the morning light Teach me to love again I wandered through the darkness To the pond of memory Through tangled overgrown trees Gnarled with the pain of days gone by Through thicket heavy with thorn Cutting deep my flesh and scarring my soul To the clearing True joy is here As the moonbeam dances on dewy sweet grass Barefoot I walked on cool mossy carpet To peer into the pool I close my eyes and ope them again A vision made of dreams My heart stops: my breath stills Perhaps moonbeam plays tricks on me I look again The placid water waits for me Here I see your face Emerald fire and tender smile Oh what does this mean? I reach out to see if this vision is real Trembling hand touches cool water And still heart feels your milky skin GONE!!!!!! Nothing but liquid col
The Pond Pt. 1
So, for those I havent told much about whats gone on here, here is the update. The pump box for our pond cracked over winter really bad. Had to have it replaced. Luckily, it was under warranty so it was replaced for free. So we got the new one installed and ran into another problem as we were filling it today, apparently the pipe leading from the pump box to the waterfall box was shredded due to snow melting and dripping into the pipe, then refreezing in the pipe. Well the result was an 8 ft section was destroyed, I mean, completely torn to schreds, kind of amazing. We replaced that today and got the pond and waterfall working this early evening. Next thing on the list is to clean the pond. btw for anyone else who has one I recommend getting a pool vacuum, it works great and leaves the washed stone in place. Once it is clean , then its time to get the fishies. YAY FISHIES! lol gettin more goldfish and koi to fill 'er up again. Once I've cleaned the pond I will take a few
Pondering...
Well... It has been like 3 weeks or so since John left on his WestPac Deployment. As much as he and I can seemingly live apart from one another for periods of time ranging from a month to 3 months, and have things go perfectly fine; the minute he gets on the ship to do these things he does for work for an elongated period of time, is the minute all hell breaks loose here, for me. Every person I surrounded myself with as an emotional support mechanism, caved. Amazing how when John is home and he is the one being my confidant that I never realized how weak my support mechanism was. Its been rather devastating to one by one peel away the people I called "friend" because of their inability to be honest with me.... their inability to find time in the day even to text message me once in a blue moon to stay in touch, their inability to come forward with the fact that they just dont have time to be in my life any longer but somehow want to remain attached to me virtually. I have chatted onli
Pondering
Life we know can be short........living each day alone even if one is away for the moment is a waste. Id rather live anticipating the next day 2 gether than wishing I had this person in my life and never taking it. I refuseeeeeeeeeeeeee to ever show gullibility and give the majority to any relationship emotionally or financially. Thank those I have learned the valuable lessons in life from. There is a real person behind your words who keeps faith you are REAL too
Pondering...
Wishing things were different. Sometimes, what life throws at you.. isn't always what it seems. One day "he" could be my world and the next day.. it just isn't the same. Theres things I wish I could take back, but what justice would it do? I'm left with daydreaming... Wishing the impossible. I once said "I'd wait forever.. to be with you one day" It still stands... but first, I gotta figure out.... Where'd my heart go? and where does it lay? Seeing your face, would complete everything. Yet, it seems to so far and just a blur. I could quote everything I've ever said... and yet, it's so hard just to get those words out again. I wanna be in your arms Your arms alone No matter what or where... You'll always be the one who consistently steals my heart. If you could see the world through my eyes would you? idk... just jibberish. Pondering thoughts...
Ponderig Thoughts For Everyone
Here's a Pondering Thought for you..... Whatever You Choose For You,Is Right! You Cannot Get It Wrong. If You Have Chosen Something For You,It Is Right!You Cannot Fail. It Is Impossible For You To Fail,Because How Can You Fail At Being You?You Are The Perfection Of You,Because No One Else Can Be You. You Have Got You Down Pat! Do You Appreciate That You Are An Outstanding And Total Success At Being You,Right Where You Are Now? As You Focus On The Good Things You Feel Good,You Are Bringing More Good Things To The World. At The Same Time, You Are Bringing More Good things Into Your Life.When You Feel Good You Uplift Your Life,And You Uplift The World! Are You Beginning To See The Phenomenal Power You Have In This World,Just Through Your Existence? www. thesecret. tv
Pondering
i sit here and wonder what life has to offer these days. its seems like a long shot but really what more can i say. i'm looking for something much deeper than most people will know...something so beautiful... what i want is simple happyness, love, laughter, that special someone to share my life with. but what more can i say...i want that special partner that love of my life... but i need someone assertive enough to speak to me... and say thats what they want of me too... is anyone out there ? Or am all alone ?
Ponderisms
Ponderisms Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
Ponder It
Insight to a conversation about 60’s TV Okay, so morning TV is pretty crappy. Actually MOST daytime TV is crappy. One way we cope with this around here [aside from Willbur taking over the TV to play video games] is to watch old episodes of "Bewitched" and "I dream of Jeanie". We both love these two wonderfully iconoclastic characters! But think about it...These shows were produced during the height of the "women's movement" and during the big push for equal rights. When being a single mom due to the empowerment of divorce was also a major TV issue, these two shows have lead females who ultimately bow down submissively to the men in their lives -- even if they behave passive aggressively on some points to help their men as the ladies deem fit...ANYHOW... Today we were watching Jeanie. We both love her sooooo much. She's so adorable always running around saying things like, "Yes Master", "Whatever pleases you, Master", "I only want to make you happy", etc. For a S&M household the
Pondering
I found that I had a keen sense in writing a few years back, and went rolling with it. I have had a drought though, and I hope soon, I can rekindle with whatever it was that inspired me, and get some stuff going here. I refer to poetry and lyrics. I will be glad to share here in the fu world, some stuff. I will send any old works by request in private messages, but new stuff, that will go here. take care folks
Ponderings....
So if you have a breast reconstructed from your own (abdominal) tissues, is it still a fake boob? Discuss amongst yourselves. :)
Ponder This!
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for
Ponderings And Incessant Rambling.
Life. What is life? "Life is not a destination, it's a journey.", or so someone somewhere once said. That's merely one definition of life. "Life is what you make it."; someone else said that, and again, another definition; another persons take on the meaning of the word. As for me and my take on the meaning of the word life, Life is. That's my take on it, my definition. It's a simple statement, and it's open for interpretation, but life is. Yes, life is a journey, and yes, life is what you make it, but the fact still remains that Life is. There are no conclusions, no right or wrong answers to the meaning of that small four letter word. No one can truly tell you an absolute definition, except to say that the only thing absolute about life is that it does end. So, the statement that life is a destination would also be true, because the ultimate destination in life is the end. Fact is, all life will eventually cease to be, and there isn't anything that any of us can do to stop it. "Life i
Pondering
So Ive been working through a temp agency since the end of last June (08) at this company. I really enjoy it here and like most of my co-workers. Since November (08) they have been talking about hiring me on permanent. Then I went downtown to help them cover at one of their sites. While there I was told I would be hired on at the beginning of the New Year, and then I was told that when I returned from downtown they would do it. Now it’s over a month later and no word. I keep getting the run around about my position and if they plan on keeping me. I’m wondering how much longer I should wait this out. Should I just say fuck it and move on, find something better. Because right now I don’t have good benefits with the temp service. I’m very confused at this point and frustrated because I can’t go without a job!! Please feel free to comment....
Pondering Doubt Poem
Pondering Doubt ( C 2005 ) Josie Roberts Circumstances may not be right, Family and friends may want a fight, But true love can stand the heat & Be forged into a blissful street. The "Street Called Straight" Is the story that relates How kind deals & favors Can make us good neighbors. Doubt your doubt. Test your mettle. Give problems a route To go away or settle. CHORUS: 3 steps forward , 2 steps back. It's ahrd for us to stay stay on track. Kiss & tell or ponder &dwell -- At least avoid a death knell.
Pondering Life
Sitting here and thinking some, I started to unravel. I think of all the things that could of been and all the things that are. What is true and real for me may just be a shadow of doom from somewhere not far away. I sit in the dark and quiet sometimes evaluating what I should do. I have had some nightmares recently that have really shook me up. In fact I had one just last night. He came for me again and my sweet loving man was not there to protect me because he had left me for another. I know that they are just dream and not always do they come true but this one really scared me because my man had went on a trip and he was not home when the danger came to me. I did and could say it all last night because it scared me so very much. While I was being assaulted my man was far away. He was having fun that he so richly deserves. I was all alone when the attack came and he was choking the life from me when I woke up. I have never been so scared from a dream in a long time and I hope it is n
Pondering
So walking past a tattoo parlour twice or more a week has got me to thinking about getting one done. This is purely still a thought at this point, but I've been thinking of the getting the pic below on the back of my left shoulder.   Any thoughts?       And obviously just the bird...
Ponder-1
What is the speed of dark? - When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? - Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? - If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? - How come you never hear about gruntled employees? - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? - If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? - What's another word for synonym? - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? - When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? - How can there be self-help groups?
Ponder-2
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? - If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? - When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? - When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? - What happened to the first 6 "ups"? - If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? - Hermits have no peer pressure. - Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.. - How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? - What a nice night for an evening. - When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
Ponder-3
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "in-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get
Ponder-2
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? 3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 4. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? 5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 6. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 7. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? 8. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? 9. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? 10. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? 11. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. 12. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at h
Ponder-5
1. Ever wonder why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 2. How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? 3.Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? 4. What do they use to ship styrofoam? 5. Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? 6. Why do they call them express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped? 7. Why is abreviation such a long word? 8. If sour milk is used to make you gurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad? 9. Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container? 10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? 11. Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car? 12. Why call it a building if it's already been built? 13. Why do kamikazee pilots wear helments? 14. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? 15. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 16. Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet? 17. If the front of your car s
Ponderings
Ponderings I woke up last night, screaming in painNightmares again, hope lost, nothing to gainNever seeing, never trying, never wanting to careSeeing things, seeing people, that aren't really thereHave I gone crazy? or is it simply those things I wish to beHoping against everything, that one day my soul will be freeFree to be a father, to love my children, to find hopeOr will I just end up hanging on a gibbet from the end of a ropeMy children scream in the darkness, begging, calling my nameIgniting that flickering candle, turning it into raging flamesThe darkness beckons, calling me forward, as my loved ones fight to keep me hereLooking into that blackness, knowing the face of fearI look behind me, searching, longing, where is that tiny light?The one bright thing in the darkness, giving me the strength to fightI see their faces, their smiles, their tears as they watch me die insideI see everyone accusing me, why, "We thought you were happy", why have you lied?Smiling through the tears
Ponderings
Things I’ve been pondering…. Why would someone put up a picture of some beautiful woman and then you click on them and their 100 years older that the pict on their page or they are a 110 pounds heavier. Now I’m not that much into looks, just makes me sad that someone thinks they have t use a shinier lure in order to attract people, or that they do such just to attract people at all. Be happy in who you are. People with 5,123 friends… yea they are hot, but do they actually converse with the 5,122 other friends on a regular basis? Or are they accumulated just to be worshiped?  I know with this attitude I’ll never level, but I hardly have time to say hello to the small amount of friends I have amassed so far! Fu-Marriage- Really?  I proposed to two people lately just to see what happens.  But, I don’t know, is it just a way to get more points? Or more Bling? Which I need to do... I need more bling, so maybe I will have to do more of the things I d
The Pond
It was 4 am, warm and  dewey from the night before. We drove around got a coffee and stopped. We stood where the water hits the land, no more no less. Right there i could have fallen in. He took my hand..and guided me to the lady in the water..I saw her only when my eyes were closed. She wanted me to follow. He pulled me back, forcing me to open my eyes...."watch the ducks", he said. Watch how they swim away until you turn around, and once you do, they all line up on the shore. He said that if i really wanted to be a psychologist id have to understand nature first, those ducks, the way the fog hit the pond like a creepy movie scene. According to him, i cant help people. All i can do is listen as they fall deeper and deeper inside themselves. Tell them that it was going to be okay even if i didnt really mean it. "Follow me", he took my hand again, deeper and deeper into the trees. I told him he was freaking me out, that i was going back to the car. He held me close to him, assured me i
Pondering
So today I got to thinking at work:   a size is a really relative term. No, we are not talking penises here. I am talking about...us, humans. An elephant for ous would be huge, but in comparison to a house, its tiny. A house would be microscopic in comparison to a country. A country would be microscopic in comparison to a planet. A planet is microscopic in comparison to a universe.   The larger the object that we are being compared to is, the smaller we appear. So...although scientists are stipulating that there IS an end, or edge, to the universe, there is still something there, beyond it (a concept that is REALLY hard to grasp, but its like counting: no matter how huge a number is, you can always add 1, and make it bigger). So based on that, the larger the size of something, the smaller we are. So, technically, when being compared to the Universe, we are...almost nothing. As tiny as space between the atoms in a matter.  Same goes for time. Whereas an hour is a pretty good chunk
Pondering
My life is really good right now. I've thinned my social calendar way back and am enjoying my freedom. My social circle has been tightened with a few players taken out of the game for poor sportsmanship. These two factors have put me in a place where I have a moment to think, so I have been... For past year I have slowed down on seeing clients. The gig really lost it's pleasure for me. There is just no inspiration in the whole thing for me right now. I need that to really give my clients the level of domination/topping I have been known to provide. To take anyone on right now would be unfair and not worth the price, in my opinion. After 2008's Sinfest, I chose to pull away from both the performance and production aspects of my career as well. Producing is a ton of work for little profit. It put strains on my friendships and mental well being. That means it's just not fucking worth it to me... I'd like to still perform, but have sort of distanced myself from my friends who are orient
Pondering...
In a pondering a few thingsOkay I see peoples user name “Devils son 666”   “satanic hails” “baphomet666” “Christ killer” etc etc ..and when you go their page they have one of two thing, either a cross in their photos, or under heroes they have jesus Christ, god, and speak of how their lord and savior blah blah, are these people just mentally retarded or what?… Um guys hate to break it to you, but most women on hear who claim to be bisexual, has never stuck their tongue in a … has never had a female stick their tongue in their… and have no intentions on ever doing it, they do it just so you can get them bling and just maybe one day you can watch them kiss another girl.Okay, so a woman shouts Me yesterday and ask Me to read her blog,.. I said sure… was about her son being sick and she asking everyone to pray for him, I replied back to her, I am an atheist so I do not pray nor would I be hypocritical as to say tha
Pondering Late At Nite.......
Ahhh sometimes I wonder what is the point of bringing down the walls of your heart and letting people in...... if all your going to do is worry and stress about everything and anything that comes around. Damn I must be messed up to be stressing myself about things that I have no control over, I mean I am always finding things about a relationship that could be wrong, naturally find faults. Man does that just ruin everything lol. What is the point of loving someone is you are always feeling that you cant completely trust them. I sit awake many of nite thinking about what could be, what might be happening and causing myself to go insane with all the possiblities of how things are going to turn out. Sometimes I start to think that maybe I should just close myself off and not care about anyone. It hurts to much the way I am stressing about the unknown......and I know its stupid, guess just the type of person I am, I like to know whats going. Sitting her listening to music most of the nite
*ponders*
Yes, i'm bored! when i'm bored i think...   Like,   - Why do they have to pay 7ft men "who can jump" ...millions when they just have to lower the net? -  Why is the main new story on Yahoo this morning telling me about Angelina Jolis new hair style when there are more news worthy stories happening right now? - Why is it when you're open and honest with someone they either slap or block you? - Why on dating sites with the females over 35 who are after a "relationship'...state only males 21-38? - Why are they waiting for the 'end of the world' to begin before they act and do something?   ummmm...back with some more in a moment.
Pondering
when the heart it makes no mistake  some connection are just there for a day , week , a season  and sometimes they dissapear as fast as they appear  but who am i to put conventions on love .. and its capabilites .. sometimes we are like the ships that pass in the night , waiting to go to the next port . always seeking an adventure but  truly not realizing the importance of that connection ..  but life is too short to wait , to short to decieve  one must be honest with ones self ..  its fair to think sometimes love is lust and lust is love ..  each serve thier own purpose in the greater scheme  of things .. but its ones we seem to lose in some way we seem to learn from thje most , and hopefully we take those lessons to heart  to help understand ourselves better and to understand human bahavior better .. what is ones trash is ones treasure ..  and this is so true  i love finding discarding treasures among the trash . life is too short to waste in just being content w
Pondering Love During Midlife (orig Posted 5/30/09 On My Tagged Account)
When your young you wonder what true love is and if you’ll ever find it. You date, and think each person is ‘the one’ but then as time goes on you realize that it was all an illusion and he/she wasn’t the one you to fulfill all your hopes, dreams and desires. As young people we looked, dated, loved, got disappointed and eventually got burned. But, these experiences taught us that life goes on despite break ups and heartaches. And it also taught us more about ourselves and what we really want out of life. In our young adult hood we were so self assured and felt we knew for sure exactly what we wanted from a mate. We still dated and finally found ‘the one’. If your lucky, your still with ‘the one’, but most of us found that our judgment wasn’t quite what we thought it was, and learned over the years that ‘the one’ was most definitely not the one we wanted to spend the rest of our lives with. As the Neil Diamond song goes,
Pondering Collectivism...
Remember the Roman Emperor who said he wished humanity had a single neck so he could cut it? People have laughed at him for centuries but we'll have the last laugh. We've accomplished what he couldn't accomplish. We've taught men to unite. This makes one neck ready for one leash.  We found the magic word.  Collectivism.  Look at Europe, you fool.  Can't you see past the guff and recognize the essence?  One country is dedicated to the proposition that man has no rights, that the collective is all.  The individual held as evil, the mass--as God.  No motive and no virtue permitted--except that of service to the proletariot.  That's one version.  Here's another.  A country dedicated to the proposition that man has no rights, that the State is all.  The individual held as evil, the race--as God.  No motive and no virtue is permitted--except that of service to the race.  Am I raving or is this the cold reality of two continents already?  Watch the pincer movement.  If you're sick of on
Ponder
AS I SIT BACK AND PONDER.....I WONDER WILL YOU BE MY YESTERDAY.... FOR TODAY I FEEL YOU IN MY BREATH.... AS UN TILL TOMORROW.... BUT DOES MY TOMORROW EVER LAST.... FOR TODAY MY THOUGHTS COULD ONLY LAST.... AS I PONDER AND WONDER..... WILL MY FOREVER TRULY BE???? BECAUSE MY YESTERDAY JUST MIGHT BE!... TAKE MY WORDS I'VE THOUGHT OF TODAY..... JUST PLEASE DON'T THROW THEM AWAY.... EVERY MOMENT MIGHT BE OUR LAST FOR WE ARE NEVER PROMISED TOMORROW.... BUT MAKE SURE WHEN YOU SEE THAT DAY THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER MY WORDS..... YESTERDAY.
Pondering
well, those of you that follow me know that i have been pondering deep away tucked in my thoughts of who i am. as i have some to relieze i am just that a person of the unknown.i dont know if i will or shall ever be able to figure out my true self or self worth, however i have been able to figure out the more i distant myself the better things seem to be.is it really possible to stand outside of yourself and look upon your actions and feelings as if looking through a mirror? trying to understand yourself comppletely and know exactally how you feel and what you think about your surroundings?i have always felt like i had some strange gift to really and truly and deeply think outside the box for not only others but myself as well. is that normal? should i wake up feeling completely like a shell in which i have no control? does it make sense at all?all of these unanswered questions in which i may never know. is it fair to be so different for the world around me to not comprehend what i thin
Pone
So Jeff and I were on the phone earlier, and he was tease me for the way I say haughty. No big deal, I can't say it right and I know it lmao. So I started teasing him for the way he says on. It sounds like oyn or some shit. Anyways, hilarious. Then simultaneously we yell, "THERE'S NO H IN PHONE.", which dates back to the very first conversation we ever had oh the phone where I was teasing him for the way he talked. Funniest thing ever. Good memories : D
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"pont Neuf" In Toulouse, France
Hi Everybody, It's a new year, a new beginning, and I want to tell you right up front, that I have had enough of all the pictures of young, half naked young girls in disgusting poses, and all the other porno crap. If we don't stop this, everybody will think we all are sex obsessed. So from now on I am only sending you pictures of old monuments, nature and other cultural sights which are healthy and educational for your mind. As a start, here is a picture of the bridge "Pont Neuf" in Toulouse, France . Isn't it beautiful?
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Pony Tear Truffles.
a poem by cake: sitting my rocking chair. combing through my hot pink hair. sipping on sweet violet tea. pony tear truffles sound good to me. bright flowery goodness. sugar coats an ear muffs. sweet little girly things. can you call my bluffs?
Pony Is Coming
so my best bud ever is comeing to visit in a couple weeks i cant wait to hang out with you again buddy i miss our fun times hahaha we should totally rock out to the misfits like olf times
Pony For Sale
Our pony is for sale his pics are in my pics. Please spread the word and give my email kacey_sutton@yahoo.com if anyone is interested. If you live out side of Idaho we would have to make plans to get him to you! We dont have the money to deliver him.
Pony Bead Patterns
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Pony Express Rider
Pony Express Rider Category: Writing and Poetry I am now 17, and for the last 2 years I’ve been riding this horse delivering mail, because no family is left to give a damned if I am grown. Riding 75 miles at a stretch sitting in this saddle, Dodging indians, crooks, bullets, and snakes that have a dangerous rattle, Riding fast on at least five horses on every trip, Through thunderstorms, heat, bugs and dust storms with winds that threaten to rip, Why did I start riding for the mail, All I remember is that my family died during a storm that deleveloped a devil’s tail, Afterwards I quit school because of an ugly ol’ school marm, So I ran away, because my old life held no charm, And I made my way west, Doing odd jobs and trying my best, Then saw a sign that said they wanted orphens, with no family and no friends, That’s how I ended up with a saddle hardened rear end, Not this job is coming to an end because the iron horse is cutting
Pony Girl Story 1
It hadn't been twenty-four hours since she had become her master's pony girl. Her 'tail' still felt strange and uncomfortable jammed into her tight little ass, but what could she do? He had ordered her not to remove it. She had answered his advertisement in a local newspaper. It said: "Attractive broadminded female wanted for unusual sex work". No problem, for some time now she had been thinking, why not get paid for something I enjoy so much? The interview had been straightforward to begin with, name, age, interests, etc. It wasn't until after the pay had been mentioned that he informed her she would be required to wear some kind of kinky pony costume. For that kind of money, plus her keep, if he had wanted her to dress up as Santa's little helper and fuck all his reindeer she would have done it. Damn it, as a bar waitress, she didn't earn that much in a month. An agreement was reached, and she had moved into his lovely ranch home the following day. Everything would be fine, but
Pony Girl Story 2
Now, the last thing she wanted was for her new master to find out what she had been up to, so she had crept in ever so quietly. Fortunately for her the stables, where she slept, were quite a distance from his room. It was large house by anyone's standards, complete with servants' wing. Set on sprawling grounds with lush paddocks and gardens, it was very different from the tiny flat down town she had had shared with the two other girls. It was a lovely place to live. Now the stables were not like you might think. They were not designed for four legged ponies. No, these were for the master's lovely two-legged variety. Each spacious stall had been well appointed. A large bed to the side of the room set very low to the floor, a couple of pieces of occasional furniture, and a large bathroom towards the back. He had been generous with their accommodation; as a very wealthy man, he could afford to be. He could buy just about anything he wanted badly enough, and so he did. Two other pony gi
Pony Girl Story 3
Tigerpet found it easy to relax on her hands and knees. Josh, the stable boy, had a gentle manner and she enjoyed him stroking the warm sponge down her back and ass. She shook herself and tiny droplets of water splashed him. He smiled at her playfulness and continued bathing her. It had only been a fortnight since she had come to the ranch, and although the luxurious surroundings were very different from the tiny flat she had shared with another girls back in town, she had settled in easily. Here she felt totally pampered. The training was easy, and apart from the occasional punishment, it took no time to get accustomed to. Now perhaps she would consider staying a little longer than she had originally intended. Her hair had now been trimmed, and shaved back from the sides of her face, to form a lovely long golden mane down her neck. At first she had been concerned about having her hair cut. After all, how long would it take to grow back? Then, she had seen her master's other pony
Pony Girl Story 4
Roy gazed down at Tigerpet as she leaned over on all fours and ate the last of her cereal from the bowl, her lovely bare rump high and her full breasts almost grazing the floor. Two weeks ago she had come to the ranch as an untidy bar maid. Now she had been transformed into a lovely well-groomed pony girl. He stroked her tail and then gave it a gentle tug to check that it was secure. How long will this one stay, he wondered. The last pony girl to leave Patrick's ranch had chosen to move on after only a week, the lifestyle just simply didn't suit her. Usually they stayed longer, and it wasn't uncommon for a girl to stay at a ranch for several years. Others, like Quinn, came and never left. She now helped train the pony girls. Rarely seen without her crop, she believed in good strict discipline. He secured a plume of red feathers to the top of Tigerpet's bridle. Soon she would be presented to her master, Patrick, in a ceremony to be witnessed by many. He wondered how he would feel
~ Pony ~
Another Fave...for Housecleaning and Hip Grinding....Hop On.....LOL....RIDE IT..... XOXO I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you wont wanna get off If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If were gonna get nasty baby First well show and tell Till I reach your pony tail (oh) Lurk all over and thro
Ponyboy And I Have Auto 11s! Check Out My Wifey Too!!
Meet two awesome people. Wonderful to know and extremely deserving to have quests visit their pages and rate their pictures... They both have AUTO 11's ACTIVATED Ponyboy: Ponyboy is on his way to Oracle!!!
Ponyboy0827 Needs Our Help Please!!!
Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own On January 12, 2009, Ponyboy lost everything He lost his Points, his Fubucks, his Referrals Everything he worked so hard to gain Is GONE! Fubar deleted everything. Because of others who had thousands and thousands of pictures
Ponyboy0827 Holding St. Patty's Day Auction - Enter Now!!!
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Ponyboy Part 2
~THE ORIGI...: MUST BE COZ YA ONE ->~THE ORIGI...: if you do trannies that is all you, not my cup of tea ->~THE ORIGI...: I am not going to bet you. I told you I do not do trannies~THE ORIGI...: BET ME DUDE ->~THE ORIGI...: Yeah if you say so ~THE ORIGI...: UR A CHICKIE ASS BITCH->~THE ORIGI...: I don't want the AIDS you are right ~THE ORIGI...: ITS JUST FU BUCKS ~THE ORIGI...: UR UGLY ASS CANT GET WUT I HAVE ~THE ORIGI...: COME ON BET ME ->~THE ORIGI...: I am not looking at your page you goofy bastard ~THE ORIGI...: YOU THE TRASH ~THE ORIGI...: LIKE I SAID LOOOK ->~THE ORIGI...: I told you, I do not know this trash you speak of. I don't talk to trannies ~THE ORIGI...: DO U KNOW GRLSKIKASS2~THE ORIGI...: COME ON BIG MAN ->~THE ORIGI...: I have no idea what kind of trash you associate with and if they talk to you, I am pretty sure that I want nothing to do with them ~THE ORIGI...: U BE THE ONE INTO THAT NOT ME ~THE ORIGI...: NOPE ->~THE ORIGI...: They must be lounge skan
Ponyboy Part 3
->~THE ORIGI...: No I haven't seen you, You just want to see my junk, You will be ignored starting now, you want me, catch me in a MuMM ~THE ORIGI...: I MAY BE A SCRAWNY ASS BOY TOY ~THE ORIGI...: ILL DO IT~THE ORIGI...: HAVE YA SEEN ME ->~THE ORIGI...: You do not want to compare that shit dude. Trust me ~THE ORIGI...: AWWWWW IM SORRY YA PUSSY ~THE ORIGI...: YA KNOW THE BIGGER THE MUSCLE THE SMALLER THE DICK ->~THE ORIGI...: Dude you are about to be ignored you are cutting into my valuable MuMMing time ~THE ORIGI...: AWWW ->~THE ORIGI...: Of You? Not hardly little fella ~THE ORIGI...: WUT YA SCARED ->~THE ORIGI...: I have been there and done it a few times already ~THE ORIGI...: WELL THEN LETS GO TO WAR->~THE ORIGI...: I clicked twice on your link in th sb dumbass. I have an itchy trigger finger from the war ~THE ORIGI...: YA ASCARED ~THE ORIGI...: YEA OG MY SCRAWNY ASS ~THE ORIGI...: OOOOH YA DID CHECK ME OUT THEN YA SICO BITCH ->~THE ORIGI...: Of you? LMFAO ~THE ORIGI
Pony :)
 lol i want a freaking pony !!! lol :) x
Ponyboy
Turn yourself inside out. I demand to see every little piece of your being. Read your soul like some intense, private novel.Delve into the essence of your heart.. discover what makes it beat.Breathe in the very air of your instability. You will hide nothing, for nothing can be hid. Even in the deepest, darkest, foreboding realms of you, I could be. I will be. Until you do this for me, we can't.
Pony Polishing
first off.... on my page EVERYONE is welcome to my Ponies, there is 2 in my faves list. if i know u need to polish it to level & i happen see it dirty, ill link ya.. i DO NOT keep track of them. 2ndly... if your comming and JUST rubbing the ponies & i see it happen i MIGHT warn ya, but I will block you if you dont fix it. while your whoring off my ponies you CAN rate, like, add and fan me. polish one or both ponies AND the other 8 or 9 blings ur allowed! if you dont and i see you....I WILL more than likely BLOCK YOU!!!
Pony Abuse!
If you have a fupony u need to block this person! I caught her selling my pony time out for random ability bling and 1,000 credits!She is makin it hard on people to level ! http://fubar.com/thepoorbillionaires
Pony Polishing Haterz!
I take it people are mad at me cause I asked nicely to not polish my pony untill I got the 100 polishings that I needed. Hell I figured that since it was my pony and all I could use it.. BUT NOOOOOO Some of you think u can just polish my crap without even rating me or liking me! I have a great friend of mine sitting on my ponys now! Cause I'm tired of all the pony Drama. If its in my name ( do not polish pony) Then dont polish it! And dont put me in your dumb blogs with my photo and everything. Wow! If you wana polish a pony so bad then get a job and buy yourself one. Im prob one of the few girls that dident have to put on a skype show to get her pony.! AND my fuhubby was nice enough to get me my second pony! IFLY JOE!
Ponyblocked
FYI, if anyone needs a pony to polish and doesn't mind getting blocked for it... 3:57am futime http://fubar.com/bling.php?u=5698739
Pon & Zi Train
All ya gotta do to join us is the usual.... 1. Rate this folder..... 2. Rate, Fan and Add all the other Emo Kids. If someone is already your friend, leave them a comment saying that Your an Emo Kid or a Pon and Zi pic. When you get friend requests from people joining after you.... PLEASE go back and Rate and Fan them as well!!! 3. Private message me when you are done and I will add you to the list and get your tag made. The tags are DONE!!! Here is the link!! Please rate them all when you get yous!!! Thanks Very Much!!! *******MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE******* ♥JΛmîξ £¥Ññ♥ R/L G/F of Jãkξ Thξ §Ñåkξ {§hÃÐowLeveler}@ fubar NO DRAMA! ************************************* The Emo Kids ************************************* Jãkξ Thξ §Ñåkξ Real Life B/F of JΛmîξ £¥Ññ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar ~SirRickster~@ fubar
Poo
ha ha poo blah blah poo bah humbug ....nener nener blah blah
Poo
Sometimes in life you step in a giant pile of poo. The trick is not to lick it off your shoes.
Poo!!!
Poo
hmmmmmm I dont know what to do I have serious issues with bobby and trusting him and some times i feel like i dont trust any one but there are things he has done to make me not trust him. Can I ever trust any one? am I just to paranoid or are all guys just not trust worthy? I swear if its not one girl its another I feel like I am in constant compatition and i hate it. I dont mind fighting for what I have but it shouldnt be a constant battle...... this is crazy or maybe I am crazy.... who knows
Poo
went to the doctor yesterday , guess I'll be starting chemo again (4 M S) gotta get a 3 day home IV today + I guess I do have a tumor on my 76th vertibra (?) but (YAY) it's not cancerous . so I did get some good news .
Poo Bags
If I could fly I would drop bags of poo on randomly selected strangers. Because you know that is what the monkeys would do if they could fly. Someone must think of the flying monkeys. Flying monkeys would NOT waste their time picking up displaced prairie girls and yippee little dogs.
Poof
i have a headache i think i'm gonna poof poof is my word
Poof
POOF BE GONE YOUR BREATH IS SO STRONG WAIT COME BACK I FOUND A TIC TAC NOT A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT YOU NEED SOME LISTERINE NOT A SIP NOT A SWALLOW BUT THAT WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE LMAO I HAD TOO
Poof
The first blonde rubs the lamp and the genie magically appears. "Since there are three of you, I will give each one of you a wish," replies the genie. The first blonde thinks for a few minutes and says," I want to be 25% smarter." *POOF!* The blonde turns into a lovely redhead. The second blonde in amazement says, "Well, I want ot be 50% smarter." *POOF* The blonde turned into a beautiful brunette. The third blonde says, " I want to be 50% dumber." *POOF* She turns into a man.
Poof!...its Done!
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Poof
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Poof Your Gone
I stand in front of you, Slowly I remove my stocking. Hold it in the air Allowing it to gently sway Slowly I remove the other, Hmm, now what is he thinking? I wrap my arms around me And oh so slowly remove The thin piece of lace that covers My sweet tantalizing breasts. Winking all along pretending You can have your way I slowly walk to the beside, Your desire you can not hide . The touch of my hand On your smooth chest. The taste of my lips As they cover yours. I take your hands in mine Raise them over your head. Taking one I cuff to the bed Push you ever so gently As you lie on your back. Then the other to the bed My legs begin to straddle I lean over to gentle nibble On your ear and whisper The touch of my hand On your smooth chest. The taste of my lips As they cover yours. The sweet juices that flow From my cavity of love The heat of my desire . These you s
Poof, The Light Goes Off! Thanks For Sharing This Smitten
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with Normal re sults. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are You doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off.' 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I Had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?' 'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again! "
Poof'n'stoof
Firstly, to those who I may win in Boops' auction (I'm not being presumptuous, just prepared): - If I haven't already mentioned to you, all my 'winnings' are to be given to Boops or, if I've used Hellyion as part of my bid, to her. - Be patient, it may take some time to get through - I'll take Boops up on her offer of making me a list of what I owe - please wait a few days before the emo blogs begin, k? - In terms of your winnings, I am negotiable; if you don't want what you have, or want it given to someone else, let me know. The exception to this is Imy; your 7 day pro-NZ blast message is non-negotiable. If you go the whole 7 days with a default pic of the pigtails/lollipop salute, I'll reward ya with something shiny (y) - Jasmine, you still owe me swearz. We'll negotiate. - Liverjuice, I may test your whore-willingness before I part out for the whole shebang. I know full well you will enjoy everybody knowing you have an HH and aren't using it. - I hope you all thanked Boops fo
Pooh
my leg hurts it's saturday and i'm home the music group where my coworker plays the sax was doing concert tonight and i couldn't go.... but i'm here :) anyone wants to show me love? lol hugs
Pooh Wisom
Pooh Wisdom If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything. Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it. "Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly." ~winnie the pooh
Pooh Bear
Fire My Words
Pooh
My daughter needs to read a book a night. And in true motherly fashion...I forgot..and...as usual *rolleyes* noone else did either. I stayed home this evening from school due to a wicked cough straight from missouri.It's hangin on there. 3 weeks and counting. So. Gathering up 4 books that I figured were appropriate and challenging enough for her, we headed down the hall to snuggle in bed. I lay there next to my daughter. She smells so sweet. Her hair is long and mixes with mine on the pillows. It was comforting to lie there and be read too. Every now and again opening my eyes to help her with a difficult word. She read through 'Guess how much I love you' 'The foot book' 'I can read with my eyes shut' and when she picked up the last 'Pooh goes visiting' I lay back and listened. It got to a part and we both stopped. I shall share. When rabbit said "Honey or milk with your bread?" Pooh was so excited he said "Both" At last Pooh got up and said that he must be going o
Poohs Corner
imikimi - Customize Your World JUST CLICK THIS PIC AND RATE THE ENTIRE FOLDER AND LEAVE COMMENT ON LAST PIC SAYING U RATED ALL THEN R/F/A ALL MEMBERS, ONES U ALREADY HAVE AS FRIENDS LEAVE COMMENT ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH OR HIS FRIENDS WHEN DONE R/F/A EVERYONE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SAYING YOU DID AND A TAG WILL BE MADE FOR YOU, ADD UR PROFILE LINK TO LIST AND REPOST START WITH THIS PIC HOSTESS: POOH'S CORNER (WWS LEVELER) FU~OWNED BY DJ CHEVY POOH'S CORNER (WWS LEVELER)& fu~owned by DJ Chevy@ fubar CO HOSTESS: DJ dj~{wws leveler}~@ fubar NCGIRLUSA ~Fubar Wife & RL GF to IronMaiden~*Fu-Owned by DJ* ŊČĢĬŘĻŨŞÅ@ fubar VITAMIN DE ~vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar THEGIRLNEXTDOOR the girl next door* FU BAD GIRL *~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~@ fubar
Pooh's Corner Train
imikimi - Customize Your World JUST CLICK THIS PIC AND RATE THE ENTIRE FOLDER AND LEAVE COMMENT ON LAST PIC SAYING U RATED ALL THEN R/F/A ALL MEMBERS, ONES U ALREADY HAVE AS FRIENDS LEAVE COMMENT ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH OR HIS FRIENDS WHEN DONE R/F/A EVERYONE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME SAYING YOU DID AND A TAG WITH BE MADE FOR YOU, ADD UR PROFILE LINK TO LIST AND REPOST START WITH THIS PIC HOSTESS: POOH'S CORNER (WWS LEVELER) FU~OWNED BY DJ CHEVY POOH'S CORNER (WWS LEVELER)& fu~owned by DJ Chevy@ fubar CO HOSTESS: DJ dj~{wws leveler}~@ fubar RIDERS NCGIRL ŊČĢĬŘĻŨŞÅ@ fubar Vitamin De vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar The girl next door the girl next door* FU BAD GIRL *~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~
Pooja Builder Property Appa Junction Hyderabad @09999620966
                                       Pooja First Leaf Journalist Colony Hyderabad   Pooja ventureshas announce a new Residential villa “First Leaf” is Located in Journalist Colony, Gachibowli, Hyderabad. Pooja First Leaf offers 4bhk luxurious Villa size is 4600sq.ft. It is spread over 3 acres land and set amidst the city conveniences & secluded tranquility. First Leaf your own personal space . You’ll leave the highway behind and come home to a brilliantly designed, perfectly appointed, individually fashioned home. From inception this project set out to be different. Never ordinary. In fact, outstanding. Desirable. Uniquely situated amongst the newly activated laneways of Hyderabad, First Leaf is the perfect combination of city convenience and secluded tranquility. The beauty of Gachibowli is the brilliant environment. And that includes the recreational aspects. The Parks, Sport ,Entertainment, Shopping, School and access .           A
Pookie - 98769
a wonderful lady a beauty for sure sweet an tender a friend who always cares
Pookie....this Is It!
Pookie Made Me This
Angeldawnkris will have auto 11's at 3 pm fu time. Please help her to level to disciple. She works so hard to help people out, so please return the love tonight. *AngelDawnKris*
A Pool Of Passion
Nestled here in this cradle of nature, he called the pond home. It was surrounded on all sides by woods, with the only sign of civilization being a green metal trash can resting beside a dirt trail that lead into the woods. An underground stream kept the pond fed, and under the surface was a world apart from the one above, with its own forests and wildlife. It was boring sometimes, true, but heavy storms always added an element of excitement. He wasn't sure what he was, exactly. The words "spirit" or "ghost" seemed to be close. Normally, he lived in the pond, formless, drifting, floating, one with the water. One could almost say that he was the water. Every once in a great while, though, he would solidify and take the shape of a man, spending the day above the pond's surface. He always had to touch the water, since it was his life source, but this small constraint didn't really matter too much. He enjoyed seeing the surface world, regardless of how it happened. His thoughts were
Pool Boy ( True Ghost Storys
My father decided that if I liked the pool so much it would be my job to keep it and the surrounding patio clean. I really didn't mind since the pool had a great filter and sweeping system. My job was mainly to skim the leaves and junk off of the surface and put away all of the towels and pool toys before I went to bed. The first strange occurance happened around the third or fourth weekend I stayed over. My bedroom window looked out over the patio and the pool itself. I woke one night to the sound of splashing. It didn't sound like people were swimming but more like someone was tossing something into the pool or something had fallen in. I got up and looked out the window but I saw nothing. In fact the surface of the pool was dead calm. I didn't give it much thought and went back to bed. The next weekend I heard the same splashing noises and this time I crept out of bed and went out the backdoor to the patio. Once again there was nothing or nobody out by the pool and the water was s
Poolside Romp
***Poolside Romp*** Briana stripped nude and lay face down on the patio chair by the pool. The sun beat down and beads of sweat began to collect on her back and buttocks. Glistening drops trickled downward, tracing the sides of her breasts and slowly advancing between her legs, moistening her pussy lips. She enjoyed sunbathing nude alone in her backyard, finding the heat, soft breeze, and naked exposure titallating. She would sometimes masturbate on the patio by the pool with her sighs echoing through the deserted yard. Today, she felt extremely turned on, becoming more aware daily of the loneliness that possessed her since her porn career was on hold. I used my key to enter the house the 1 that Briana gave me.i knew she would be by the pool, I moved absent mindedly through the sliding glass door to say hi to Briana, not taking notice yet that Briana was nude on the patio. "Ohhh!!," I startled, taking in the full view of Briana's entirely nude and sweating body stretched out o
Pool League
Hey people!!! Guess what? For the 3rd consecutive week....I got my arse handed to me. For the 3rd week in a row....I was down to the 8 ball, and the lady on the other team scratched. So ONCE AGAIN the ball was perfectly at the corner of the pocket...I took care to line up.....took a deep breath...and shot. WELL GUESS WHO SCRATCHED ON THE 8 BALL FOR THE 3RD TIME WHEN I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE GAME?! yup. So with a full bar...I heard the all too familar "OHHHHHHH!" resounding throught the bar. There were a lot of people I know, there last night. So with everyone thinking they are a comedian...I heard OVER AND OVER...."Hey got an itch? No why? CAUSE YA SCRATCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" I was a good sport though. I wasn't nervous last night. As a matter of fact, I did my best shooting! : ) Pullled off a couple of "Hail Mary's", and for all 3 of my games...had all my balls off the table. *SIGHS* Well I guess I'm just not meant to win. Unless you count the 10 Bud bottles I downed! : ) Mos
Poolside
It is a wonderful summer night...we decide to take a swim. We walk out to the pool hand and hand...MMMMMM we can not wait to get in our new heated pool!! You sat down on the steps and I slid down between your legs...I take your hard manhood in my mouth and start to give you joy like you have never felt before...I slid you deeper and deeper into the back of my throat and you feel how warm and wet it is and you grab my head and push yourself even deeper into my mouth until you can not hold your load no longer! by Jadey
Pool Hall
MY BROTHER AND I WOULD LIKE ALL FAM TO SIGN PLEASE I have an Idea for a Pool/Concert Hall and Eatery, for Los and Lettes to hang out, and get gear from. I'm gathering signatures to present to ICP, to show them how much support an idea like mine would have. If you agree, sign the pettition, n pass it on to all your lo and lette friends,
Pool Of Guilty Tears :`(
Haunting past thoughts, actions invade my mind sinking into deep depression body consumed with pain searching, pleading craving forgiveness drowning within a pool of guilty tears
Pool Girls
She come in, and swims around, and then comes up right by me. "Your quite beautiful," she says, and pulls me into an embrace, our breasts and pussies rubbing against each other. "Thanks, I guess," I say, I have had sex before, but this girl made me feel different. "Come on," Laura says, and lets go of me. She swims over to the ladder, and sits there. I swim over as well. "You ever been with a girl before, Mary?" I shake my head. "But I wouldn't mind doing it now," I say. Laura smiles, and rubs her pussy. "Then come and take me," she says. I smile, and rub her pussy. I hadn't ever done this before, but I had a good idea of how to do it. I moved down between her legs, and licked her pussy lightly, and somehow, it felt like I have been doing this all my life. "Oh fuck, your not bad," Laura says. I smile lightly, and start to move my tongue in and out of Laura's wet pussy, she moans louder as I go deeper. "Are you sure this is your first time, because your doing gre
Pool Cues
Alright, this is more for me than anything, i just wanted to complete this tell a little of the path i have taken to get to this part. Any how, I was a bit bored and like all cue builders before me have said and ill say it to, I wasnt bad at pool and liked to play quite a bit even joining league wich i played for about 5 years or so. Any how for me personaly i was always fascinated by the equipment, and had wondered how to build a pool cue. well I am an unrepentent tool junky so i wasnt out anything if i started procuring tools in such on this adventure. well now i wasnt getting fartrying to teach myself, so i hung out at the moose loge in minot and becoming a member, as its more of a blue collar rtirment club, organisation, etc. and jackpot, kinda lots of wood workers, so i learned how to use those tools well, wich was damn helpful building cue blanks. then i was stuck, i couldnt turn those blanks into butts, kinda, i could turn them down by hand on a wood lathe, but then i would h
Pool Of Pain
In the nauseating nightfall sorrow spreads within my veins heart absorbs darkness like paper absorbs ink My ugliness is blinding too much for me to bear Standing before my mutilated mirror I stab my eyeballs with dagger-nails refusing to recognize my repulsing reflection This unending metamorphosis makes me uglier everytime I shed my skin When will my soul come to light? Laying in my blood-dripping bathtub I try to wash away these sins staining my skin and erase this stubborn scarlet letter scarring my soul but my ugliness won't fade away Silence surrenders sanity in wrist-slitting static Blackout Body's bleeding unable to paddle I sink in violence
The Pool Boy
The pool boy The day was hot in southern Connecticut. everyone wanted their pools cleaned and ready to go, so that they might have a way to beat the heat. She was no different. Her kids, all visiting friends that day, she could think of nothing better than to relax in her pool, dreaming of things never tried and trying to forget regrets of the past. Of course, that she was a little horny today did not help. Maybe the cool water would take that edge off as well. When the pool cleaner arrived, she was taken back a bit. He was older than she expected, they usually sent kids out for these jobs. This man was in his 40's, and not unattractive in any way. In fact, his eyes told a story all their own. The way he looked at her; his eyes taking her in, respect for her as a person mixed with admiration of her body. Watching him work from her bedroom window, she felt a stirring inside her. She wanted him, knowing that she would not have the nerve to say so. She decided to change into her
The Pool, After Hours {erotic Story}
The Pool, After Hours PennWritre © 2006 ---Fort Walton Beach, Florida… -Business trip meetings Wow, one more day of these meetings to go. Geez, I need to find Lori and tell her to get out of here for the afternoon, there is no sense in both of us sitting though the admin meetings after lunch. “Ah, there you are, Lori. I don’t think you are needed here this afternoon, shy don’t you get out of here, and go do some shopping, I know how much you enjoy that. Hmmm, in fact, why don’t you stop by the Holiday Inn and see if Dee wants to go with you. Tell her I’ll be back after 5 and we can work out dinner then.” Great idea, Jakob, I’m outta here!” As Lori give me a hug and walks off to her car. I manage to stay awake through the afternoon, and finally head back to the hotel. When I get back to the room, I find the note from Dee, that she is out with Lori and might be a bit late getting back. It suggests giving her a call and she can pick up dinner on the way back. Wow that sou
Pool Kitten & Baby Huey - Alert
Pool Kitten & Baby Huey , Your ID is done.
Pool Party
A rich man is throwing a party and invites everyone out by the pool. He announces, "I have a challenge, The first person to make it across this pool will have access to everything i own for 2 years. Everyone rushes toward the pool when the man yells out,"Wait! Be warned that this pool has been filled with piranha, alligators and other dangerous animals. As everyone starts backing away from the pool the man asks "any takers?". Suddenly there's a yell and a splash and everyone turns toward the brotha racing across the pool. As he climbs up the other side the rich man grabs him yelling "oh my god you did it!!!! Everything i have is yours. My house, my money, My cars.!" The brotha, Panting heavily says, " Man I don't want any off that shit!!! I want the motherfucker that pushed me in that pool!!!!
Pool Party
A rich man is throwing a party and invites everyone out by the pool. He announces, "I have a challenge, The first person to make it across this pool will have access to everything i own for 2 years. Everyone rushes toward the pool when the man yells out,"Wait! Be warned that this pool has been filled with piranha, alligators and other dangerous animals. As everyone starts backing away from the pool the man asks "any takers?". Suddenly there's a yell and a splash and everyone turns toward the brotha racing across the pool. As he climbs up the other side the rich man grabs him yelling "oh my god you did it!!!! Everything i have is yours. My house, my money, My cars.!" The brotha, Panting heavily says, " Man I don't want any off that shit!!! I want the motherfucker that pushed me in that pool!!!!
Pool
Pool
Anyone know how to hook the electric from the pump to the house........yes sounds silly but new house new pol and here i sit not wanting to pay an electrician to hook 2 freaking wires up .
Pool Time
well today is perfect... nice weather, nice people, and the pool is at 85 woooo hoooo lol so im going to go swim now
Pool
I painted a pool this week that I'm kinda proud of. It was the first time I took a logo and scaled it up, in this case 10x10 feet. Whatcha think?
Pool Party
another great pool party happened this weekend. You guys have to see this. I had Cyanide on one side of me and Poison Ivy on the other. And let me tel you, we were not holding hands. After steaming up in the pool, we all came inside. After a fast run to the liquor store... no telling where else the night will take us....
Pool Closed
this morning I invited sissy and the boys over to swim. they came over and we slathered the kids in sun block got all ready and went down to the pool. got all the kids there and like a sun flare it struck me!!! The pool is closed on Mondays for cleaning! AHHHHHHHHH! so instead we loaded them in the car and went to her in-laws pool. then back to my house where a bunch or suppossedly "starving" kids, didn't eat lunch really, and I made some dumplings for me and sissy. anyway, now I am off to her place to have a little afternoon relaxation and watch something other than Hannah Montana or Suite Life of Zach and Cody (the kids really need to go back to school now) anyways, I will catch you all later.
Pool Love Scene From "showgirls"
Pool Love Scene From "Showgirls" - The funniest videos are a click away
Pool Of Love
POOL OF LOVE I am your pool of love, Always ready for you to dive in And swim with me, To the deepest, darkest corners of my soul. When I am not with you, I wait in painful longing, Hiding my tears in the dew drops That slowly run down my sides. When you climb in with me, I bathe your whole body, My love caressing you gently With waters clear and warm. I am overflowing with emotions for you, And when I look up through the waves, Your sunshine sparkles through me, Creating colorful rainbows in my heart.
Pool Love Scene From "showgirls"
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Pool Party
A rich North Carolina man had a party and invited all his neighbors, including Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating and flirting with all the women. The host said, "I have a 10-foot long man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool. Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Finally, Leroy slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No, thanks. I don't want it," an
Pool Party Cake
When FamilyFun reader Gail Fournier's son, Scott, turned seven, she was hot on throwing a poolside bash. The coolest part of the party was the cake, modeled after the above-ground pool in their backyard in New Hampshire. Make this cake and we guarantee your guests won't hesitate to plunge right in. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1/2 gallon quality ice cream (any flavor) 1 1/3 8.5-oz. pkgs. fudge sticks (chocolate or peanut butter) 2 cups heavy cream 1/4 cup sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract Blue food coloring Gummy rings Gobstoppers Paper umbrellas Plastic figures Licorice Decorators' frosting Step 1 1. Begin by making the ice-cream base of the pool cake. Let the ice cream soften at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes, then ask your kids to help you spoon it into an 8-inch round springform pan, souffle dish, or plastic container. Pack the ice cream into the mold and smooth out the top. Cover with plastic wrap and freeze for at least 4 hours or overnight. Step 2 2. A
Pool
Swimming in or lying beside a pool is the ultimate wish-fulfillment dream for many people. The rest and relaxation of sunning outside is a wonderful invitation. However, depending on who is in the pool, you may be missing out somewhere in waking life. Evaluating this message depends on who is in the pool and what they have in common with people in your waking life. Perhaps you need to be less of a watcher and more of a joiner. Do you feel as though you should be 'part of the action' instead of on the side, sunning yourself? If the water seems somewhat unwelcoming, there may be underlying feelings that the pool represents something you are being lured into against your will. In this case, the occupants of the pool may be people whom you generally trust, but also have some misgivings about.
Pool Fantasy...
... sneaking up behind me in the swimming pool... You reach underneath and pull my suit aside... getting me nice and wet with your fingers .You slide the head of your dick just inside my swollen lips and I feel you begin to grow inside me. People all around us, are unaware that you're slowly opening a path deep into my hot body with your rapidly hardening cock... As i feel the heat of your cock continue to move deeper up into me, you watch as I desperately try to keep a straight face. Grinding my pussy back onto your swollen hardon, It causes the ripples in the water around us to become bigger. The surface becomes more agitated as the action under the water becomes more intense... While both of us are struggling to keep the parts of us above the water looking as normal as possible. Your cock now fully erect, you begin fucking me hard and fast with short, quick thrusts of your hips. I arch my back a little in order to take you as deep as I can . Our breathing lets the other know
Pool Of Sorrow
Upon the rock of life she sits The pool of sorrow licking wickedly are her tiny feet Misunderstanding brought the tears Alone and vurnerable to their tortures She listens............ You are tainted child Ruined for lifetimes to come Come home..... Depression stood on the banks of despair His hand out stretched ~ Come to me........ Come let me dry you tears From behind her the light begins to warm her cooling flesh Listen ........ A gentle voice calls The sound of laughter warms a aching heart The feel of love.... warms a dying heart She turns ..........Hope beckons her Confusion sets in......... Her mind begins to race The battle begins. Nixy
Pool
It was about 1 in the morning. I was making my rounds to the clubs a little late tonight. I was not in the mood to be out but I had to check on every one. When I walked into the the last club, there you were! Bent over the pool table getting ready to take your shot. Mmmmm, you looked so good bent over the table like that. I immediatly thought of you naked with me behind you slowly entering you. I felt my hard on start and needed to look away. But I knew I had to have you, tonight. My manager came right over to say hi, back to business.... A few of the employees came over to me as well as some customers. You took notice of how every one was making their way over to me. I was watching you out of the corner of my eye, I think you noticed that as well. Like a good owner, I walked over to your group and introduced my self to everyone there. When I got to you I made sure to keep eye contact and when our hands met I felt myself getting hard again. I got the waitress to get a
Pool Winnings Start At A 100,000 Fubux Plus Entries
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Pool League
For the past 6 years I have been a host in pogo pool,if you dont know what that is its a game site and pool is one of the games on it,hosting is what its called when you run tournaments for leagues within pogo,anyway recently I decided to make my own league,at the moment theres only 3 members and to make a room my own I need a 100 members,you might think this is easy but believe me,its a big pain. My league is called Nutz About Pool or nap for short. If anyone is interested in joining a pool league and playing some games of pool pls come along and join me at www.myleague.com/nap we are looking for new members so we can get this league going,if ya dont know what I am talking about thats fine,just move along lol. If anyone is interested and doesnt know how to go about getting involved pls email me at bananacreampie1x@yahoo.com
Pool Party
pool party What started nice a nice day off got trashed. It was about noon on a Sat. when the phone rang and it was Miss B. hey Freddy I need you to work this afternoon and evening. I'm having some friends over . Well I can't turn down Miss B and I know her parties are hot as hell.Well I found My Pool party suit, and tie. the suit is just a normal long suit but black and a type of tie you would see a chip and dale guy wear. I head over to Miss B place and start cleaning the pool and setting up lounge chairs. I check the sun oil stock, and stocked the pool bar. I went in to get dressed and asked who all was coming. Oh the normal ladies. Cool I smiled, I know most of them. there's Dyno who's very hot and Beth, She has a great body also. the crazy one in the group is april, Man can she heat up a party. Once dressed in my party suit I head out to meet the guess. Dyno was first to show up and as I walked her to the house she slap my ass and said "you ready for this party
Pool
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Pool Anyone?
When I walk in to the bar you instantly catch my eye I think to myself what a sexy guy! I notice your scent as I walk past you I order my beer and decide what to do. You walk to the pool table and our eyes meet So powerful and mesmerizing, I melt in my seat. You know I am interested so you begin to tease Your body language is saying that you are ready to please. Rack 'em up baby and grab your stick You hold a long one that is hard as a brick. You crack those balls with one hard shot Your every move is making me hot. I finally decide on how to make a pass When you lean over I grab your ass. You look up at me and ask my name They call me Kat, how about a game? You give me your stick, I hold it firmly in my hand I gently stroke it while in front of me you stand. In a deep sexy voice, you want to make a bet Then you ask me what prize you will get. Tell me straight up what you desire Will you be able to handle the heat of my fire? You have never ha
Pool Sex Scene From Showgirls!
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Pool Table Fun
...on a pool tabLE "... ever had sex on a pool table..." slowly peeled off the label long-neck bottle she was drinking no secret what I was thinking, cowboy boots Wrangler jeans mostly Texas in her genes sunk the eight ball corner pocket tightened my nuts like a Craftsman socket, breast size, no mystery knew little of her history but history wasn't on my brain fine line 'tween crazy and sane, "...what the fuck, sure, let's do it..." "...sorry cowboy, I think you blew it..." smiled and licked her lips so sweet said, perhaps, some day we'd meet, down some dirt road, up some draw gave a number I could call were I ever passing through a itch to drink (itch to screw?), said no one knows tomorrow beg, buy, steal, borrow she racked 'em up, cue ball flyin' hands in my pants, soul sighing,
Pool Party-bra Pantie Party
My husband and I are swingers and he and I decided to have a party, It is not a sex party that is not why we are doing this ,, it is just to have a good time and be comfey while we are doing it cause I am one of those ppl that have clothing probs when I drink lol ,, anyway we hope that all of our space friends can make it. If so just let me know here or in my Y**HOO at ezgoinzwife we can chat better there..
Pool
Pool   Swimming in or lying beside a pool is the ultimate wish-fulfillment dream for many people. The rest and relaxation of sunning outside is a wonderful invitation. However, depending on who is in the pool, you may be missing out somewhere in waking life. Evaluating this message depends on who is in the pool and what they have in common with people in your waking life. Perhaps you need to be less of a watcher and more of a joiner. Do you feel as though you should be 'part of the action' instead of on the side, sunning yourself? If the water seems somewhat unwelcoming, there may be underlying feelings that the pool represents something you are being lured into against your will. In this case, the occupants of the pool may be people whom you generally trust, but also have some misgivings about.
Pool? Bondage?
Why choose between the two?   I shit you not, they're selling it on Amazon, but then again you can buy plutonium on Amazon.
Pool Party
Pockets, balls and cue sticks too pick up a stick and hit around a few Eight or nine no matter the skill rack em up and watch the happy meter fill Dont play the game if you have anger issues choose a table, drop that tissue Theres colored balls all over the place so get that frown off your face Dont hit to fast, dont shoot to slow there are some rules dontcha know Ladies and gentlemen your not fools lets have some fun get off that stool Pick a partner and improve your tricks step away from the tv, you dont need chick flicks Come on and join the fun with me it will be a stick of a time you'll see Writtin by Kat Buske/Richardson
Pool Table
"... ever had sex on a pool table..." slowly peeled off the label long-neck bottle she was drinking no secret what I was thinking, cowboy boots Wrangler jeans mostly Texas in her genes sunk the eight ball corner pocket tightened my nuts like a Craftsman socket, breast size, no mystery knew little of her history but history wasn't on my brain fine line 'tween crazy and sane, "...what the fuck, sure, let's do it..." "...sorry cowboy, I think you blew it..." smiled and licked her lips so sweet said, perhaps, some day we'd meet, down some dirt road, up some draw gave a number I could call were I ever passing through a itch to drink (itch to screw?), said no one knows tomorrow beg, buy, steal, borrow she racked 'em up, cue ball flyin' hands in my pants, soul sighing,
Pool Mater
Pool Master, I found myself falling for this sexy man playing pool. There is a art to this game as he dancing around table putting his money down. He plays dam good game. He owns this town every one wants to play him, be him, Ladies falling for him. Pool Master.  bY Christine  
Pools Of Green
Her eyes amaze me deeply, But she doesn't see why. If she could see through mine, Then to understand she could try.   Deep into those green pools, Lays her heart,beauty and soul. Deep inside those eyes, Is all of her to know. On the outside a true beauty, But in her eyes lays so much more. Deep in those pools of green, Lays her true beauty to me unknown.
Pool Villas Hua Hin
Hua Hin, a renowned seaside resort in Thailand offers pleasant experiences for its residents & tourists through its tranquil beaches, lush green golf courses & matchless lifestyles. Apart from beachside properties & golf coursework properties, investors have thrilling opportunities in the property market of Hua Hin by pool villas. Hua Hin pool villas provide the final experience of luxury, offering privacy with a pool & Jacuzzi. They come with personalized kitchens & spacious rooms, with elaborate interior decorations. They are designed keeping in mind the outdoor living styles, wherein the ground floor includes a private swimming pool. The villas also offer poolside terraces that add to the luxury of an wonderful lifestyle. As a premium golfing location, Hua Hin also exhibits its opulent pool villas in the nearness of its golf courses. Hua Hin offers pool villas in beachside areas at prime locations, some of which have rooms offering exclusive views of the ocean. Coconut trees line
A Poo On The End Of A Word
Latest craze of my little munchkins.. I've just gotten them off to school and we have this little joke where we'll say "goodnight" instead of 'goodbye' and this morning they've added a "poo" on the end of it.... So in the morning it's "Goodnight-poo" followed by an attempt at a kiss (I say attempt because at this moment they're giggling uncontrollably). Now I'm "Mum-poo", so I've noticed. Kids eh.
Pooo
my mother found my stash today...what am I to do? Fuck, she found it all...stems. pipes..Shit. What ever after that?
Poooooohhhhh
i'm sick, stupid allergies i had to come back home earlier because i was feeling crappy wanna do something good? here you go, vote for the new 7 wonders!! http://www.new7wonders.com read all the details for each one :) it's super interesting well at least for me lol i got my new glasses finally! scream at me NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDD :D
Pooooooo Cheezzzzzzeeeeeeee
Misfit is the hottest thing on Earth....and Canada....since using your own Tears for Lube during anal sex... I looooveeee you Fart face, smelly butt, poop ear , Vagina monster Jodie fofodie babodie fart.... ^ I'd pee in her^ sexy butt everyday....and never pee in another...just hers...not yours...her...you suck wing wong...not her...well....she better...but that's besides the point....I forgot the point.....MISFIT!
Poooooooooooooonch!
it all started from a bellyache, and me remembering my favorite moment in Bloom County history.... GothicPoet66 (2:51:45 AM): .. maybe eric estrda is trying to rip through my abdomen... Anarchy Ashe (2:51:52 AM): *LMAO* Anarchy Ashe (2:51:55 AM): PONCH! GothicPoet66 (2:54:41 AM): =P Anarchy Ashe (2:55:10 AM): How did he get in there. *pokes that spot* Ponch? GothicPoet66 (2:55:36 AM): *muffled sounds* Anarchy Ashe (2:55:56 AM): *puts ear there* Ponch?! GothicPoet66 (2:56:07 AM): Yes..? Anarchy Ashe (2:56:12 AM): O_O!!! GothicPoet66 (2:58:00 AM): oh god if i had a camcorder. GothicPoet66 (2:58:10 AM): that'd be a hilarious short film GothicPoet66 (2:58:16 AM): entitled: GothicPoet66 (2:58:23 AM): PONCH IN THE BELLY!!! Anarchy Ashe (2:58:43 AM): Just me pokin your stomach goin "Ponch? How did you get in there..." GothicPoet66 (2:59:03 AM): and have whoever's holding the camera be the voice. GothicPoet66 (2:59:09 AM): talking back to you. GothicPoet66 (2:59:15 AM): and it turns out to all
Poopy
I have been so tierd the past couple of days..and very very forgetful. It really sucks not being able to sleep when you want and when I do fall asleep I dont want to get up. I am always forgetting to take my anti-depressants and I have been feeling some what depressed lately. I just dont know what wrong with me, plus I have been stressed out alot too. I really am not that happy with my life right now, at times I wish that everything could just be perfect and that I could be perfect, but that will never happen, so I should just stop dreaming ya know. Other then that I talked to Barry the other day about the fact that he almost sleeps his entire day away and doesnt spend time with me. Its not that big of a deal that he sleeps cause I know that he waorks 3rd shift and he needs it, It just sucks cause there s times were I have to practically drag him out of bed to just hang out with me or to go somewhere with me. It just really sucks that I barely see him when he is home too :(. I guess
Pooping Bulletts
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
Poop
I'll be in the back of the Bud delivery truck incase anyone wants to know !! Junior didn't win..... I want a do over !!
Pooping At Work
HOW TO POOP AT WORK >> >>As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is >>inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a >>survival guide for taking a dump at the office. >>CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. >>FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >>ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you relea
Poopoo Lollipop.
a poem by nay: poo, poo. whoop dee do. suckin on a lollipop, how's about you. shit stain, candy cane tastes like no other. gotta have much love for that do-do butter.
Poop Splash
Don't you fuckin hate it when you do a courtesy flush and the toilet splashes water up on your ass...that's fuckin nasty!
Poop
SHIT FACT Ever wonder where the word SHIT comes from? Well, here it is: Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Bet y
Poop
Poopy
Blah I have been working 7 days a week, double shifts....im trying to figure out this site but im just too friggen tired! Agh!
Poop
1. If I looked in your bed, what would I find? Remnants of a burrito and some cat hair. 2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? I use the bathroom with the door open. No, I don't have manners and yes, I was raised in a barn. 3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? I'm a bit anal about my undies and socks being folded. 4. Sleep on your back or stomach? In a prone position hoping that my dream man might come along and take advantage of me lol. 5. Are you a cuddler? I'm a squeezer like Gossamer. I'm gonna love him, and squeeze him and pet him and call him George. 6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Go ahead and look *raises hatchet above her head* 7. Something that happened today that made you angry? I broke a nail. Now my world is gonna end. Oh the humanity! 8. What were you doing before this survey? Ruling the kingdom with Aragorn. *purrs* 9. What will you do after this survey? Wash the
Poop!
made ya look! Imbored.... thats all
Poop And Zombie Dream
K so I was at my moms house where they were having a party and I had to poop SO bad. So I went to the bathroom and pooped. And i thought I was done so i wiped and flushed and started to pull up my pants and OH MAN! I still had to poop, so I sat back down and I just could NOT stop pooping. It filled up the whole toilet and i kept trying to flush so it wouldn’t overflow but it got clogged and i was freaking out cuz poop water was going ALL over the floor and I kept scooping it and throwing it back in the toilet but it just kept coming out and I still had to poop so my stomach was hurting and it started to fill up the bathroom and go out of the bathroom under the door and i was soaking wet and covered in poo and finally I was like fuck it and i jumped in the shower and took off my clothes except for my bra and underwear (yes in my dreams i wear underwear) and I was showering off and the toilet was STILL spitting out poop water and there is a window in the shower, and a hand BREAKS thru an
The Poopie Name List
The Poop Name List The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump - Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days. The Chili Dump - Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili dump stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield. The Cable Dump - Long, curly and perfec
Poops
If i wasn't on anti depressants, I might be a bigger wreck than I am. But, I went out to the bar with some friends last night. I mostly stared at the floor. I picked my eyes up to get 1/2 or 1/3 of a story here and there. and its always the same shit. bar talk, bullshitting. getting 'fucked up.' I can really care less about it all, but i suppose i should enjoy it, since now interludes like that will be my only human contact for a while, besides my shitty garbage job at an auto parts store. anyway, i only had 4 beers, but i have a slight headache this morning. I intend to stick to the plan of not calling her anymore, or writing to her.
Poop!
1. Ghost Poop- The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet. 2. Clean Poop- The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. 3. Wet Poop- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain. 4. Second Wave Poop- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poop some more. 5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. 6. Lincoln Log Poop- The kind of poop that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. 7. Gassy Poop- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. 8. Corn Poop- Self explanatory. 9. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poop- The kind wher
Poopie List
THE POOPIE LIST Bathroom Humor at its finest: Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind
Poop....
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Come on over to our cottage for a glass any time, to prove and debate this topic. In a number of carefully controlled trials, however, scientists have already demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it a
Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Corn Poopie- Self explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind
Poop In The Water
>ok , i`m not gonna mention any names cuz wiked will get mad at me but she was texting me this after while taking her bath. she thinks it`s funny as hell farting in the bathtub she texts me again and says she tried to let one rip underwater and a poop shot out should i blog about it? mumm about it? or just not mention it?
Poop
So, next week I am making someone eat poop. I know, it should be tons of fun. It will be a plate of liquidy poop, in which Ill dip the banana and feed it to him. Pics might be comin up...
Poop
I don't think I'm a real girl. I like talking about poop too much. :o
Poop.
If you've got an opinion based on a firsthand situation that you think I may also experience, by all means, feel free to share your thoughts with me. I'll listen objectively and appreciate your advice. If you've got a secondhand opinion based on facts that have never impacted you directly, keep it the fuck to yourself. Caring about another person that went through bullshit is one thing, but passing along their opinion as your own is a bunch of poop. That is all. Carry on.  
Poop Styles...
have you ever pooped and wondered why it looks like that or how did it get there? Well, I am here to inform you that you can no longer be confused! Here is the list of the types of dodo that you might find informative: Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you pr
Poor Nephew
My nephew signed us up for a bowling tournament today. Bowling for charity to help fund children who cant afford to bowl in a league. Positive reason to bowl, but my nephew is very competitive in sports. Gee wonder who he got that from. lol Yes, I bowl too. Of course, I haven't bowled since my best friend and I last did. lol Should be fun. WIsh us luck!! :) Talk to you later my LC people :) For the bowlers: 8 pin no tap and you pick up what your partner leaves behind. lol
Poor Ekar
Why post a blog about a snake? I don't know. Ekar, my baby rosey boa got hurt today. My 4 year old tried to push the kittie - TeeMoan - off of Ekars cage, and managed to knock over the cage to. The glass shattered, the water bowl flew and the heavy branch rattled around. He was a mess till I got him washed off, as best I could. Im actually scared to death of snakes, which is why I own two of them. I'm getting over the fear and learning about them. I got Ekar to the vet less then two hours later, they did what they could, but no one is making any promises. He's been really quiet, which isnt like him at all. I got him a brand new bigger cage, with a new hiding spot, since Rosies like to hide when distressed, but he just doesnt seem to give a shit. Guess all I can really do is hope huh?
Poor Bob-thanks Loves Lol
What About Bob Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?". "I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub hers! elf all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy ?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club Bob follows and
Poor Me!!!
my life is an endless circle of false hope and broke dreams, its like im stuck in a deep dark whole and no matter how hard i try i cant get out and with so many people all around i scream so loud but no one will help, or maybe they just don't know im there, i feel like im the only one who knows ... anything .. anything about me, there are many who say they know me but in reality the only thing they really know about me is my name. im just me and me alone and confined within myself. i feel like no one will ever know who i really am, my world is no normal one, i see now what they mean when they say things that are exposed and presented to a child can have a lasting effect but i never understood until now, i remember such small things about my childhood that had such an effect on me, the way i think, act, and my very prospective of life itself .. maybe i dident see it then but i do now ... they say that when your just a child you feel nothing bad can happen, but i guess i was different be
Poor Man's Stones 4/7/06
the game of lies is often played with cunning and wit polish the stones of a poor man's life with a cloth and spit ive seen many things both good and bad ive never had anyone care about anything ive had am i a beast or am i a devil or am i just me time heals old wounds that soon cannot be seen its now mid day and i smile as i walk toward the sun I turn my head and never look back and now i just move on
Poor Parents
you find out interesting things when you have sons, like ......... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
Poor Me
Ok folks I am having one of those bad life days. It started off good. I woke up late but hey I got to sleep in so it was good. Things started to go down when my bro in law called to say my mother in law is not expected to live past the weekend. We are not able to go down to see her financially but we are gonna find a way cuz my man is not gonna miss seeing his momma and letting her say goodbye. I missed saying to my mom I love her due to family BS and I will be darned if he is gonna live with the regret I do. Then,my car has a bad tire and I need to find a way to replace it before we trek 8 hours to Charleston. Easier said then done since I have no job and my hubby doesn't get a paycheck til November 15th. Wait..it gets worse. To give you a quick backstory we went to South Carolina in September due to his mom getting sick and we ended up getting ourselves in a huge mess financially which in turn ruined our anniversary plan which was to go see ICP at the Norva. Now we can't go. Our anni
Poor Pale Thin Girl
she is a lonely girl pale pale girl she is never spirited she is cold and pale and blue she sits in her tiny room comparing her self to nothing as she never exsplores the world shes sits in her room like a doll still and exspressionless she is young and she is old she was born and she will die she feels nothing any more the thoughts have long gone past she waites for death like a passenger of a train waiting for her departure this frain pal thin girl cuts her flesh this is the only time you can feel anything the pain shocks her the blood warms her alive for a moment then the cuts they dry and she goes cold standing still once again she looks in the mirrer her plush soft dry mouth sunkin in the one corner, here pale blue eyes grey depression writen all over her pale thin face she gathers into a corner with a pillow on the floor a small balnkette she uses when she weeps to sleep she is what society has made of her her
Poor Sick Girl...
I am sick and looking at my PC screen really hurts my eyes at the moment so you are rid of me for some time.
Poor George W
I don't like jokes about George W, but I thought this one was pretty funny!!! Naughty, but funny! Bev Subject: White House Breakfast > > > > > Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White > House. > > The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd > like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." > > "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" > > George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a > quickie this morning?" > > "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to > act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for > a year! '' > > > As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and > whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Poor Ralph
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has Told >him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife >for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. > >About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, You >know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more >time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. > >Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now >has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, >please... just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear." >And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls >over and falls asleep. > >Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until >he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have >only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?" At this point the wife sits >up and says
Poor Dan..lol
Subject: Poor Dan.............. When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men..
Poor Janet Felt So Sorry For Her Looks Good Though
seen this in a stash here is url http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=33901 click here to see
Poor Guy
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being the
Poor People
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy o
Poor
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have w
Poor Pete!!
Poor Keeva
I woke up this morning and checked on Keeva.. she was laying next to me cuz she woke up crying.. I figured out why. Her tummy is upset. She threw up while I was sleeping and she was covered in it. I got her up and washed her off and took her clothes off.. I cuddled up with her and the next thing I knew.. she threw up all over my bed. I have some washing to do tonight lol. I just gave her a bath a few minutes ago so she's all clean. I hope she doesn't puke anymore. I'm upstairs with her today. I'm letting her run around wherever she wants to. My poor baby. That freaked me out though to wake up and see her covered in vomit. Not fun! I gotta get Steavie up soon so I can make some food and get her ready for that interview.. I need to get ready too but I wont take very long. Just gotta get my hair up all nice! I still have to fill out my application though haha.. poor me. Anyway, I should really go... I'll write a lil later when I have the time to. Wish my pooterbutt some go
Poor Child
- sigh. - I think I'm going shopping for luggage today. I'm really nervous. Planes freak me out, but I love... love to ride on them. LOL. That makes me weird, I know this. I went to Hannah's last night, and we watched HARD CANDY [ that bitch is crazzzyyy ] and then played Cool Boarders!! LOL. We're going to Blockbuster later to get random PS games to play again. Cuz we rock. Uhrrrr, blah. I have so much homework to do. I should probably do it, but I'm a procrastinator, so you know how that goes. Hmm, I guess I should go take a shower and get ready.. Who knows. YAY! I'm going to New YORKKKK!!!1 Heheeee. Wednesday. I can't wait. BLAH BLAh. Love you guys.
Poor Gramma
Poor Little Me.
Ick. I'm still sick and it seems to be getting worse. If I'm not any better within a few days, I'm going to break down and visit my doctor, but I don't want to do so.
Poor
i just got paid yesterday and i am already broke as fuck....ugh...i shouldnt have done so much xmas shopping yesterday... any one wanna give me some money so i can get gas and get to work for the rest of the week?
Poor
this just in... if someone could send me some money just so i can make it thru the week i will deff help them out when they need it...i will help u get all the points on here...if u need help out side of the net i would deff do my best to help u there too... im just desperate and poor...
Poor Daddy
Poor Daddy One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." --- A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Poor Girl, She's Vulnerable Again
It happened again There I stood helpless As I watched her spiral out of control From the sidelines I observed her This fragile and delicate being as she always was And I could not save her I wanted desperately to reach her And pull her out from the hole That she’d keep digging herself in But I couldn’t find her hand So I just let her fall deeper and deeper My cries of empathy are useless She can’t hear me And she refuses to let me in In another moment of relapse She screams and begs for closure But gets nothing each and every time I don’t know how much more of this she can handle I’ve realized that she is the only one who can help herself It is unfortunate that she has not discovered how to yet It always kills me to see this pathetic thing Relinquish all her strength and dignity To the undeserving deity that she’s created in her mind Poor girl I watched without hope for the end As she suffered right before my eyes Well it’s over for now But I can only wait
Poor Tummy
my tummy hurts so i don't feel so good -pouts- i'm going t bed soon so when i do goodnights
Poor Guy!!! - You Might Have Heard This Before???
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Patrick
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give You one, but the Mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
Poorly Named Websites
They had to know what they were doing when they named their web-site. Look close. All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line names might appear and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com/ 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com/ 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net/ 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com/ 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com/ 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales : http://www.molestationnursery.com/ 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always: http://www.ipanywhere.com/ (I pee anywhere) 8. The First Cumming
Poor Reba
Umm, I know ya'll are gonna laugh, but this is for real serious!! One of my pregnant goats, Reba (I named her after my mother-in-law), is dying. I gave her a penecillin shot earlier to try to help her, but as of right now, she's really having trouble breathing. I made a call to our vet to see if I could give her oxygen or something...just until the kid(s) are born. Now the vet (which has known me for probably 15 years) REALLY thinks I have lost it. I'm calling for a second opinion tomorrow if poor Reba is still living. There has to be something I can do to save the unborn child here. Sigh...maybe I should just go do a C-section. Any suggestions???
Pooring My Heart Out!
Life HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO BORED OUT OF UR SKULL THAT YOU JUST SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT THINGS GOING ON IN LIFE?.....WELL I HAVE AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THINGS HERE LATELY.....IT ALL STARTED WHEN JOHNNY WAS TALKING ABOUT GOING TO GEORGIA.....WELL HE MADE UP HIS MIND THAT HE WASNT GOING TO GO SOMETIME BEFORE THANKSGIVING......BUT NOW THE OTHER DAY AS HE WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HIS SON I SAW IT IN HIS EYES.......I SAW THE FACT THAT HE REALLY NEEDS TO BEDOWN THERE I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES HOW MUCH HE MISSES THEM AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HAPPIER HE WOULD BE WITH HIS KIDS......SO THEREFORE I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO.....NOW I KNOW WHAT UR THINKING AM I STUPID FOR TELLING THE MAN THAT I LOVE TO LEAVE ME AND GO BE WITH HIS KIDS.......WELL MAYBE.....BUT I JUST KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM I CANT IN A MILLION YEARS MAKE HIM AS HAPPY AS IS KIDS CAN........AND HONESTLY YES IT HURTS LIKE HELL BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IM START
Poor Kid
Today, I witnessed the one thing I never ever wanted to witness and that was... Someone puking. We were all sitting in class when all of a sudden we heard this noise and we all go "What Spilled?" We look at Robert cuz we knew he hadn't been feeling good and realized there was barf all over the floor. Everybody jumped out of there seat and ran out of the room lol. My stomach has been in knots all freaking day! Thats one thing I have never been able to stand, is puking. I don't like to see anything come out of your mouth that shouldnt lol.
Poor Guy!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Frog..
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do
Poor Dog..:(
Poor Poor Guy!!!!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Babies
Fuck our elected officials if they're going to bitch about 5 day work weeks, fuck all of them, Dem and Republicans. Read here http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0207/2652.html
Poor Girl
HOLLYWOOD, Florida (CNN) -- An autopsy will be conducted on Friday to help determine the cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death, according to the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office. Smith died Thursday at a South Florida hospital after being discovered unconscious in her hotel room. The reality TV star, Playboy Playmate and former Guess model was 39. Her death came less than five months after the birth of her daughter and the death of her 20-year-old son. (Watch Smith's improbable journey through life ) One of two men involved in a paternity dispute over Smith's daughter is seeking a DNA sample, and a hearing is set for Friday morning. Smith checked into the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida, on Monday with her lawyer and boyfriend, Howard K. Stern. Smith's private nurse called hotel workers at 1:38 p.m. and security officials went to the room, Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said. Before rescue workers arrived, Smith's bodyguard performe
Poor Baby Girl
Heaven, my seven month old daughter has been sick for the last few days. thinking it was just a cold i have been giving her some baby tynol but instead of getting better she has been getting worse. so this morning I took her to the ER only to find out that she has Broncitis...I feel so bad because everyone in my family has had it in like the last month and now she has it. She had a temp of 102 this morning at the hospital. Now I have to give her an antibodic and baby motrion...poor lil girl
Poor Daddy;-))
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Poor George
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof.... the light goes on. When I'm done, poof....the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof.... the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof....the light goes off?" "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
Poor Anna Nicole Smith
Even Tho She Done Something's That You & I wouldn't Do There Is No Reason For U to Be Making Fun Of Her life style or her SHE'S DEAD PPL.
Poor Little Poet
Poor Little Poet. Poor little poet is writing his stuff, writing much, seems never enough. Poor little poet with no inspiration, is getting nowhere in this meaningless conversation. Poor little poet wants more and more, the sweetest poet turns to sour. Poor little poet with nothing to do, he doesn't know if they're laughing at him or you.
Poor Sleep Contributes To Health Problems
TUESDAY, Sept. 19 (HealthDay News) -- New studies are discovering just how vital sleep is to overall health. So, sleep habits should become a standard part of a complete check-up, researchers say. "There is increasing evidence that there is a very strong relationship between sleep quality and physical and mental health," said Dr. Phyllis C. Zee, a professor of neurology at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine. "If you have poor health, that is associated with poor sleep. Also, if you have poor sleep, there is an association between that and poor health," Zee said. "What we don't have yet is the research to categorically say that if you improve sleep, you will improve conditions, such as diabetes or hypertension, or other medical conditions." Still, physicians should be asking their patients about the quality and quantity of their sleep, Zee said. "Sleep should be another vital sign," she said. Zee wrote an editorial in the Sept. 18 issue of the Archives
Poor Dog
Get video codes at Bolt.
Poor Pitbulls
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This ha
Poor Pitbulls :** (
Please take a moment of your time too look at my picture album titled "poor pitbulls". I am not asking you to rate it or comment it. Just look at them and try to find it in your heart to have a little compassion for this misunderstood beautiful animal. Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if cherrytap could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped. We need to save these dogs.
The Poor Miller's Boy And The Cat
In a certain mill lived an old miller who had neither wife nor child, and three apprentices served under him. As they had been with him several years, he one day said to them, "I am old, and want to sit behind the stove. Go out, and whichsoever of you brings me the best horse home, to him will I give the mill, and in return for it he shall take care of me till my death." The third of the boys, however, was the dunce, who was looked on as foolish by the others, they begrudged the mill to him, and afterwards he would not even have it. Then all three went out together, and when they came to the village, the two said to stupid Hans, "You may just as well stay here, as long as you live you will never get a horse." Hans, however, went with them, and when it was night they came to a cave in which they lay down to sleep. The two smart ones waited until Hans had fallen asleep, then they got up, and went away leaving him where he was. And they thought they had done a very clever thing, but it
The Poor Boy In The Grave
There was once a poor shepherd-boy whose father and mother were dead, and he was placed by the authorities in the house of a rich man, who was to feed him and bring him up. The man and his wife, however, had bad hearts, and were greedy and jealous of their riches, and vexed whenever anyone put a morsel of their bread in his mouth. The poor young fellow might do what he liked, he got little to eat, but only so many blows the more. One day he had to watch a hen and her chickens, but she escaped through a hedge with them, and a hawk darted down instantly, and carried her off through the air. The boy called, thief, thief, rascal, with all the strength of his body. But what good did that do. The hawk did not bring its prey back again. The man heard the noise, and ran to the spot, and as soon as he saw that his hen was gone, he fell in a rage, and gave the boy such a beating that he could not stir for two days. Then he had to take care of the chickens without the hen, but now his difficulty
The Poor Man And The Rich Man
In olden times, when the Lord himself still used to walk about on this earth amongst men, it once happened that he was tired and overtaken by the darkness before he could reach an inn. Now there stood on the road before him two houses facing each other, the one large and beautiful, the other small and poor. The large one belonged to a rich man, and the small one to a poor man. Then the Lord thought, I shall be no burden to the rich man. I will stay the night with him. Then the rich man heard someone knocking at his door, he opened the window and asked the stranger what he wanted. The Lord answered, I only ask for a night's lodging. Then the rich man looked at the traveler from head to foot, and as the Lord was wearing common clothes, and did not look like one who had much money in his pocket, he shook his head, and said, no, I cannot take you in, my rooms are full of herbs and seeds. And if I were to lodge everyone who knocked at my door, I might very soon go begging myself. Go somewhe
Poor Guy!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Billy Bob
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii.I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago you told me to go to the Bahamas. And Earlene got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if she didn't get pregnant again!" Luther asked Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob said, "This year she's goin' with me!"
Poor Girl
my 14 year old niece broke her nose today at softball practice, 2 days before PROM! Poor girl, sucks to be her.
Poor Lil Me
I fought cinco de mayo and it romped all over my ass. Tequila shots, mexican beer and some rum (I know rum isn't mexican, but it's just so damned good and it was sailor jerry rum). Played beer pong for the first time ever and my first game I did pretty good at. Everyone was accusing me of being a shark. hahahaha. I lost every game I played. Almost one the last game but that's because we were playing dirty. I was on a team with my friend Vanessa and she and I were flashing tits and spanking each other. It was a good time, but today I feel like someone boot stomped the back of my head and my tummy hurts. Does anyone want to come over and make me feel better? I hear sex is supposed to be good for headaches, but I'm ok with you just rubbing my head to.
Poor Guy... It Fell Off
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Poor Mrs Smith
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. Yo
Poor Baby
My baby is throwing up a lot and breathing funny. And the doctors keep saying he's fine but I know different. They dont stay awake with him while he is coughing and crying and throwing up. I am! I hate doctors.
Poor Guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Paris!
Poor Boy
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time... The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated
Poor Bandit....
Grrrrrr!! This is what happens when blind cunts reverse.... Only this cheeky fucker, picked it back up, put it on it's main stand, got back in his Green Nissan Primera and drove off. Plus the bars are bent, clutch lever broke and broke off, almost. Ken reckons at cost £1000 to sort it back to pre-stupid cunt. Thankfully the engine bars did the job they are made for! and I've already found a new tank and rear plastics on Ebay... New set of Renthal bars, strip the front end plastics off... new headlamps...Nekkid bandit....WooHoo and a lot fuckin cheaper. or if anyone knows where there is a GSXR1000 front end lying around? Grrr still not happy!
Poor Guy...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor Kid...
Teacher asked little Timmy, " Why is your cat at school today?" Tim starts crying and says, " I heard my daddy tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids go to school."
Poor People
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad ." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy o
Poor, Literally...
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The
Poor Bastard
AAAAWWWWW!!!! poor stan please feed/play/cut him and try to make him not so emo.
Poor Bay!
I knew that before i brought my niece to live with us it was going to be a total change for not only her but for Ray and i also!She's 2 and very smart. She loves for me to read to her & sing tinkle tinkle pretty star"as she calls it! Somedays she's a happy child, all smiles and sugars throughout the day but others she looks like her heart is breaking because she knows that she has sisters that she can't see everyday like she did before she come to my house. When i think of how she feels, first thought is to hug her and cry with her and then i wanna find her mother, where ever she is, and whip her ass!A baby should not know heartache!
Poor Kitty...but It Is Funny!
----- A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Poor Little Timmy...
Teacher asked Tim, " Why is your cat at school today?" Tim starts crying and says, " I heard my daddy tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids go to school."
Poor Family
I haven't written a blog in about two weeks and I figured it is time that I share with my friends that take the time to read my blog about what been going on. Where do I start. Tristen goes to Churchill YMCA Summer program. Cindy is one of the ladies that works there. I drop Tristen off with her in the mornings. Cindy told me on Thursday July 15th that Friday July 20th would be here last day for two weeks as her & her family are going camping for two weeks. Tristen doesn't go Fridays so Thursday was his last day with her was Thursday July 19. Saturday Cindy her husband Henri and there two boys left to go camping. Sunday July 22, 2007 at about 4:30pm the families home went up in flames. The neighbours failed to extinguish the fire. It took them a while to get a hold of the family. By then there was nothing left of there home. I didn't find out till Monday when I picked Tristen up for Churchill. The first thing that came to mind is thank god they where not home. I found a few write up
Poor Guy.......
A guy was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to him, "We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?" The terrified guy replied.......... "Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie." Then the burley guy said, "OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"
Poor Black Eyed Bastards!!
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo
Poor Guy Doesnt Have A Clue
I May Be Alot Of Things But This I Am Not!! Seems He Is Looking For Some Love If Anyone Wants To Give Him Any Heres A Link!! zimmy802003@ fubar :P
Poor Santa
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Poor Bunny
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Poor Horse
Even though it has been a month ago I still cant get him out of my head. A horse. I remember when the barn got him they named him "Dragon" for the dragon wings on his sides. He was about 15 i think. 5 yrs ago before i think. He wasnt in great shape endurance wise but he would give his best we just had to take things slow. Not a mean bone in his body. In the d it said "He needs a man hes man's horse." lol. He had some trust issues but we got him over it. After awhile he could do drill team easily . and seemed to enjoy it. Any way we had a mother and daughter they had one horse that the mother never took care of the horse the daughter did. The mother got married to some guy who looked like Domer.after a year She wanted to get a horse for her husband, but the barn manager said she couldnt have another horse there was no room. So then after Francis and Jeane the owner of the barn's pool patio came off. The Mother and the husband fixed the patio for her. Not knowing they had a plan. Once
Poor Kid
Ok, we went to court yesterday...Paula couldn't bother to show up, she sent a lawyer instead. The judge looked down on that and as a result ordered her to pay for her own damn lawyer...he said if she gave a shit about her kid she would have been there. But due to the Lawyer it turned out that we used a Supreme Court Custody Modification form instead of a Circuit Court Custody Modification form so the case was dismissed and he suggested we actually hire a lawyer before we re-file. Kayla was crying because she wanted a chance to be heard and really didn't want to go back to her mom's house...a couple of the court ladies started to cry when they saw her crying and me hugging her and rubbing her head...they know where she belongs. So we left court and drove Kayla back to school and she immediately got in her car and drove herself to the police department where she told the officer that she refused to go home and she wanted a mira worker. We got a phone call from the police telling us to tu
Poor Me
im in really good shape today went to the dentist had 2 teeth pulled still waiting on the slow ass drug store to get my meds filled told me it would be 45 mins to and hour before i can pick them up and the numbin stuff the dentist gave me is wearing off :@:@:@:@:@:@:@ so im sitting here broke as a joke and in alot of pain have pity on me
Poor Wabbit
Poor Old Sam
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George. "George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until they're lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam. "Okay, I can do that." George answered. Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just like Sam said and George was all excited to go down there but Sam had a few more instructions. "Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I'll start at one end and you can start at the other. We'll meet in the middle" said Sam. "OK, OK, let's go!" said George. "Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect and be polite. OK?" said Sam. "Sure, sure" says George, "Let's go!"
Poor Taste
LOS ANGELES–With the nation still buzzing over his Feb. 21 Grammy Awards duet with Elton John, Eminem released a single Tuesday inspired by the performance. Among the song's lyrics: "I was at the Grammys and Elton John gave me a hug / So I got out my pliers and ripped his little dick off with a tug / Shoved it down the throats of Britney, then Christina A. / that's prolly the place it oughta stay" Sir John praised the song as "brave" and "coming from a very pure place." You think this is an appropriate thing for Eminem to be rapping about?
The Poor 6 Little Boys
ok its been a bit but i cant help myself.i know by now you all hear of 6 boys who kick the shit out of a class mate .......ok now lets put aside that 6 black boys did this to a white boy and lets just say 6 white boys did it to a white boy or let play that 6 black boys did it to a black boy ......do you think we will still act the same way??????? no no no what the fuck are you people thinking 6 on one is fucked up i dont care way its not right...and here we go putting more shit on when we start to say its ok just becouse its black on white and some white kids have fuck up mommys and daddys and think shit is funny put now look inside yourself and see if you were on one side becouse of them being black or white the world is going to hell and all you fucking people can think about is why???? what the fuck are you thinking bratt if you dont like it your more fuck up then even you know
Poor Poor Dave
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey". A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, sweetie?" Dave's wife, now furi
Poor Pitiful Me...
Of course, people read my blog about the weekend. It seems I have to post a retraction. I will have plenty of time to do what I want. I just returned from the airport and my friend was a no-show. I called, texted, emailed, and sent smoke signals. It is a mystery disappearance. I just hope nothing happened beyond me getting stood up. Someday I may find out. I still look forward to the party tomorrow night. I have a good blankie to keep me warm. See you all around the ether. Thanks for reading my blog, love you all. XOXOX C PS~ Did you ever feel like your wheels were falling off?
Poor Kitty
This is hilarious and if you haven't listeneed to it yet on my profile you have to listen now.>LOL
Poor Little Guy
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making BIKER steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the biker. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, and you show up and drink the damn poison.."
The Poor Rich Kids....hard Done By
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Poor Communication Lmao
A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." That's when I made my big mistake." " What did you do?" asked the doctor. Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'! "I don't remember much after that."
A Poor Mans Gold
sleep A Poor Mans Gold Sleep is a poor mans gold An escape from reality The world gets old You can go there and rest easy When you can't get there its like sufficating You toss and turn Then you lie there waiting Your eyes, they burn Your mind goes racing Your eyes, they won't close All this time is waisting Your all alone, nobody knows You can't sleep, you can't find peace Sanity is so hard to keep When its so hard to sleep
Poor Remy
Remington Steele, my new kitty, had his "little snip" today. He's home now, and relaxed, but he has to take antibiotics for the next week, because when they were prepping him for the anaesthetic, they noticed a rattling in his lungs. Poor guy has a cold/infection in his nose & chest. I hope it hasn't spread to any of the other cats. He has had his first dose of the meds and gets his next as soon as I get up in the morning. For now he's enjoying cuddling the catnip squirrel and purring loudly. Apparently he was quite the flirt with the ladies at the clinic too, purring and cuddling every time they went near him. They're lucky they haven't had to endure the after effects of his surgery -- he has the worst flatulence I have ever encountered from a cat.
Poor Street
Well I hit poor street USA, but I am going to school is that still poor? No job, lot of bills and running out of time. Maybe a hooker? No I'll still be poor. STEAL? No I have no guns. Drugs? Now thats a thought, but I have no money to buy to get started. So I'm fucked. see ya!!!
Poor Pangolins
BANGKOK (AFP) - Thai Customs officers said Saturday they have rescued more than 100 pangolins and arrested three men attempting to smuggle the endangered animals to China, where they were destined for the cooking pot. Customs officers Friday intercepted three pick-up trucks of pangolins, or scaly anteaters, which were to be smuggled across Laos to southwest China. The pangolins, worth an estimated one million baht (29,400 dollars), were trapped in the Indonesian jungle and smuggled via Malaysia and southern Thailand. "We investigated and found out that those pangolins are from Indonesia," Rakop Srisupaat, director of southern region Customs, told AFP by telephone. All trade in Asian pangolins has been illegal since 2000. Their meat is regarded as a delicacy in China and their scales are believed to cure a wide range of ailments. Rakop said the three suspects had declined to give details of who owned the pangolins but admitted they were hired to transport the scaly mamma
Poor Poor Man
ok in ma shout box from this dick i had hot cock wanna fuck cyber n all shit like that... then he emailed me his fone number .. so i kindly told the dickhead to piss off.. in my own sweet way .. ppl who know me know how i would react to a dick like this .. then omg the flattery i got this samy38: pussay take your data base and stick it up your ronchy assss samy38: lots of unreal ego crap just like you DEAR samy38: FUBARS FUCKEN EGO CRAP ANYWAY samy38: fubars loaded with crap anyway like you." samy38: whatever DOG MEAT." Notic the pillock is now talking to himself .. coz i havnt even answered him ..
Poor Little Fool *karoke*
Poor Little Humans
Poor little human beings... They are jerked into this world without having any idea where they came from or what it is they are suppose to do,or how long they have to do it in .. They have no idea where they are going to wind up after that. But bless their hearts, most of them wake up every morning and keep on trying to make some sense out of it. Why, you can't help but Love them. Can you? I just wounder why more of them aren't crazy as Besty bugs.. We are all squirl's in this world trying to get a nut ..
Poor Old Santa
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Poor Joke
Q. Why were the people disgruntled about the fairground being wrongly closed down? A. Because it was "unfair".
The Poor Tailor And The French Restaurant
Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen. One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for 'enjoyment of food'. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it." Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him. At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it." The judge turns to Abraham and said, "What do you have to say to that?" Abraham didn't say anything but stuck h
Poor Little Girl! Why Would Someone Do This?
JoAnneDate: Dec 13, 2007 5:19 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOREVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN
Poor Man's Lobster
1 servings 3 qt Water 1/2 c Salt 1/2 c Sugar 4 Pounds of cod, cut into 6 Or 8 pieces Butter Bring water, salt and sugar to boiling; remove from heat and add cod. Cover and let stand for 15 minutes. Drain carefully; pat dry with paper towels. Place cod on foil lined broiler pan or 15x10x1 inch pan. Butter generously; broil 3 to 4 inches from heat until lightly browned. Serve immediately with melted butter.
Poor Santa
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful well endowed 19 year old blond. She said "Santa, will you please stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"
Poor Girl Stuck In Fence
Firefighters from the Columbus Oh. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament. Fire Chief Frink said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence.' Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her. She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released. Poor thing, this picture just about broke my heart! I just wanted to reach out and help her!
Poor David Aka Drkangel6....stopping Lying...show The True Face Of Yours
Firestar (2/6/2008 5:48:12 PM): How in the hell would you know that...since you using Theo pictures as yours...why can't you show your true face....liars can't know true love, if it was a snake biting his butt redkbn1 (2/6/2008 5:49:46 PM): someday when all comes out you'll eat them words, I was always your friend, can't help who has my photos if it's only looks then your no friend anyways cya later wish you well Firestar (2/6/2008 5:50:00 PM): YOu are no man in pictures redkbn1 (2/6/2008 5:50:02 PM): ======================================== Guess Me meeting the real man behind his picture....has gotten him scared....I feel sorry for man that has to use someone else pictures to gain women.... Worst the women...that still believe him. Well....he is not man in picture...cause I have meet Theo...he is the real man in picture that David is using.
Poor Grandpa
My aunt and uncles just moved my grandparents into a really nice retirement home. Problem??? Grandpa loves it there and has poker buddies after a week. Grandma, not so much. In fact the administrators called my uncle monday morning and told him that he was going to have to talk to his mom and tell her to "chill out" or they were going to move them out!! My 80 year old grandmother is driving the staff crazy after 3 days!!!! Grandpa is ticked, but is not strong enough anymore to control her. My uncle took grandma to get chill pills today so they aren't the first old couple in make history by getting evicted from a retirement center in a week!!
Poor Little Baby
From: ™LoveStoned™Date: Feb 8, 2008 9:26 AMDo with this what you will... Normaly don't repost alot of these(though i DO sympathize), but I saw my baby and total/complete innocence when I looked at this one and felt I needed to repost.IF YOU HAVE A HEART YOU WiLL REPOST THiS.Alexandra came out of a fire alive, but now has to fight for her life and a normal future. She is 14 months old and she has burnt skin all over her body, damage facial bones (as a result of very high temperature). She does not have half of her face. She is in hospital in Krakow - Poland and one of the best specialist is looking after her. However she still has to go through many surgeries and then long rehab. Unfortunately her parents do not have any more money.Therefore we are asking for your help. For each forwarded Bulletin her parents will get 3 cents. Please help them and forward that bulletin to as many people as you can!You don't have a heart if you don't pass this on!!You Must Click Reply 2 Post Then Copy
Poor Dreamer
not always things are the way theyre supposed to be not always you can have the reason in all you make me feel like a baseball game you pitch me or make me bat a homerun you are just like a dream and all i am is a poor dreamer you are just like a dream and from that dream i never wanna wake up thats why i never wanna open my eyes dreaming thats the way i wanna live traveling in the night in the darkness you are my escape from realness i never ever wanna stop dreaming who cares if the world stops moving cant do anything about that with you i plan to escape from realness and i never wanna comeback never
Poor Bishop
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following head line the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
Poor Farmer
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. "Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care." "Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried. "You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired." The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'." About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. "What's wrong" asked the doctor. "Didn't you take my advice?" "Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer. "I haven't seen her since."
Poor Work Excuses
If you’re thinking about taking a sick day without being sick, try to avoid the following excuses, which are all true and have been compiled by Career Builder via hiring managers: 1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law. 2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house. 3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife. 4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out. 5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk. 6. Employee’s wife said he couldn’t come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house. 7. One of the walls in the employee’s home fell off the night before. 8. Employee’s mother was in jail. 9. A skunk got into the employee’s house and sprayed all of his uniforms. 10. Employee had a bad case of hiccups. 11. Employee blew
Poor Richard
POOR Richard Richard works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Richard ! How ya doin?' His wife Judi is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Richard . 'He's on my bowling team.' When they are seated, a waitress asks Richard if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Richard , starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Richard baby . Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Richard's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of
Poor Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Poor Thing
It happens to other people You say how sad, you say poor thing It happens to you Its something else, its everything You never believe the nightmare you never know the pain you caused You'll never see the scars you left You think you stole everything I lost You took my body and tore it in half You took my childhood, my heart and my laugh You took everything I had for myself Then you're gone I'm not your poor thing.
Poor Kids Syndrome...
The other night my girls and I were sitting down to a nice dinner of roast and vegetables with the t.v. on in the backround. While sitting and eating this fine meal I cooked, a news story came on the television about food banks and how overwhelmed they are with people needing food. People who never needed help before are now humbly standing in line for food, mostly because of the downturn in our economy. It was sad to watch, particularly the blonde headed little girl in a pretty pink dress that stood with her head down as her mom cried about not being able to afford to feed her children. For a moment I thought "exploitation at it's best!"... Then... what does my daughter say while watching this oh so sad news clip? She said "what's the matter? Don't those people know how to cook?" Now I'm the one with my head down, embarassed at the fact that my child doesn't want for anything and now has no clue what it's like for those who don't and or can't have. I cal
Poor, Empathic Hotrod. :(
Hotrod's my oldest, he's almost 11 (acts, looks, 6 or 7). he's brilliant. he learned to roll over with me showing him *twice*. he learned to do it in less than two minutes, basically. he also can do other sorts of things. so, even though many cats are smart, Hotrod's not only smart, but desirous to please. we've always been very close. the first time i was away from him, i was in NYC for about a week. i came back to a cat who'd run away from home. i spent hundreds posting ads, only to find, as soon as i had posted said ads, that he was pouting in the barn behind my house. angry, pouty, in just a SHITTY mood. after that, even though, of course, i had him neutered, he made a special effort to get into a fight of some sort and get an infection whenever i'd be out of town for more than one day. anyway, i got in from work last night, and HR was vomiting and in pain. i took him to the animal ER in town, and they figured he had hairballs or somesuch. they gave him stuff for it all

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