I fought cinco de mayo and it romped all over my ass. Tequila shots, mexican beer and some rum (I know rum isn't mexican, but it's just so damned good and it was sailor jerry rum). Played beer pong for the first time ever and my first game I did pretty good at. Everyone was accusing me of being a shark. hahahaha. I lost every game I played. Almost one the last game but that's because we were playing dirty. I was on a team with my friend Vanessa and she and I were flashing tits and spanking each other. It was a good time, but today I feel like someone boot stomped the back of my head and my tummy hurts. Does anyone want to come over and make me feel better? I hear sex is supposed to be good for headaches, but I'm ok with you just rubbing my head to.
