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Polite Way To Pee
> The Polite Way to Pee > > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" > > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner > table." > > "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" > > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." > > The teacher fainted!
The Politics Of Yard Work
I just moved into a house last fall, and the lawn looks like shit. Figuratively and literally, as it is mostly brown, but it doesn't feel as nice and squishy under your feet as shit does. I figure the lawn just needs some attention. You know, fertilizer, regular mowing, a stiff raking. So I went on the internets and purchased a push mower. The kind that doesn't take any gasoline. Because I don't want to support the terrorists when I'm mowing the grass. I see my neighbors mowing, and I just want to ask them, "Why do you hate America? Why do you hate freedom?" Sons of bitches. The mower arrived, and I ripped into the box like it was a birthday present from the rich aunt you hate but who buys you nice crap. I spent about an hour putting it together. Or rather, putting the handle together. (This involved an elaborate ritual which included a bottle of dish soap and me with a foam hose and a metal bar on my kitchen floor. When I got the foam hose to slide onto the metal bar, the excess di
The Polish Divorce
The polish divorce Apolish man moved into the USA and married an amarican girl. Although his english was far from perfect they got along very well untill one day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him. the lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? yes, an acre and half and a nice little home. No, Imean what is the foundation of this case? it made of concrete. I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge? no we have carport and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? all my relations still in poland. Is there any infidelity in your marrage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good dvd player. Does she beat you up? No i up before her. Is your wife a nagger No she white. Why do u want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? she
Polite Way To Pee
Date: Jan 23, 2007 12:01 PM "Polite Way to Pee" > > > >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, >asked her students the following question: > > > >"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how >would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > > >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > > > >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What >about you Peter, how would you say it?" > > > >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > >I'll be right back." > > > >"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at >the >dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and >show us your good manners?" > > > >" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet >after dinner." > > > >The
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , from now on Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is no
Police Want Brandy Charged In Vehicle Death
**should she be?** LOS ANGELES (Jan. 29) - The California Highway Patrol recommended Monday that actress-singer Brandy be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter in a freeway crash that killed a woman motorist last month, a city attorney's spokesman told The Associated Press. The CHP referred the matter to the city attorney's office for review, said spokesman Nick Velasquez. "The office is currently reviewing the case and determining whether the evidence warrants the filing of a misdemeanor charge of vehicular manslaughter," Velasquez said. A message seeking comment from Brandy's publicist, Courtney Barnes, was not immediately returned. The charge carries a maximum sentence of one year in county jail and a $1,000 fine, Velasquez said. Prosecutors couldn't say when they would make a decision about whether to bring a case. If charged, Brandy wouldn't necessarily have to appear in court and could have her lawyer enter a plea, Velasquez said. Brandy, whos
1,500 Policemen Fired In Iraqi Province
1,500 Policemen Fired in Iraqi Province By Associated Press January 28, 2007, 3:26 PM EST BAGHDAD, Iraq -- The mayor of Baqouba and 1,500 police officers in Diyala province have been fired in a bid to end the raging violence in that region northeast of Baghdad, the provincial police chief said Sunday. Ghanim al-Qureyshi, who took command of police operations in the violent province after his predecessor was sacked last month, said Mayor Khalid Al-Senjeri, a Sunni Muslim, was dismissed over suspicions he was collaborating with Sunni Arab insurgents. Last week, the mayor was reported kidnapped by insurgents who blew up his office and stole several new police vehicles in Baquoba, the provincial capital. He was released a few days later. Al-Qureyshi said the 1,500 policemen were fired because they fled rather than fight when insurgents attacked in Baqouba in November. The chief said he was determined to create a police force free of corruption. American and I
Police Video
I had someone visiting me when I lived in the dorms @ SMSU, - I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS WANTED BY THE POLICE. There was a knock at my door, much to my surprise, it was the police. (I shot this June of 2005) out of respect, I didn't include the guy's face being arrested.
Political Correctness
Political Correctness (one of the best definitions I've seen) Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Politics As Usual
the current situation in Washington, DC is typical of politics in action. Rep. Mark Foley, R-FL, co-founder of the Expoilted and Missing Children, activist against gay rights, has admitted to flirting with and sending explicit text messages to teenage pages in Congress. He has now come out of the closet and admitted he is gay, but blames his problem on alcohol and being molested as a child. this is another story of the false front politicos put on to get elect and represent no one but themselves and corporations, not the people who elect them
Political Correctness.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Political Rant
Did everyone hear the latest from the Iraq investigations in Congress. They shipped over 363 TONS of 100 dollar bills about 10 Billion dollars (that's with a B) and handing it out from the back of trucks with no accounting. Ok besides the incredible stupidity of the idea to start wtih just how much of that billions went to the damn insurgents to buy weapons to shoot our own troops??? Or was stolen by the contactors that are raping us for billions every day. Even besides the horrible waste of life if not a single person had die it will still destroy this country by putting us in debt for a generation or two. Rant Over
The Polite Way To Go Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
Political Bias
Envision no division, what's risen is not what's under But the flash of lightning before the thunder Submission without attrician, just listen to the call confused the feable minds in hopes for all to stall Deception at conception, Words that ring hollow Prophets speak lies for the naieve to follow Let it be known, it's shown all thats right We attempt to make corrections while the world ignites.
The Polite Way To Go Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
The Police On The Grammys Sunday Night!
the grammys will rock for about 5 minutes,as The Police rock reunion style sunday night!! check your local listenings!! a do do do, a dah dah dah is all i want to say to you..
Police Quotes
Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? " "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Just how big we
Political Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."
The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted!
Political Correctness
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERS ION." And saving the best for last!!!!!!!!!! 6. It's no
Police Shoot Unarmed Man 81 Times
Political Rant Feel Free To Ignore
Ok so Libby is convicted of lying about outing the CIA person. So now we have the White House going after the people who exposed the lies about the reason to invade Iraq. Can we get angry now? Or does Bush have to have a affair before the Public gives a shit. Or as Fox "News" will report this story. Clinton has sex with Intern causing Libby to be convicted, Now back to All Anna All the time! Rant Over
Police Warning To My Space Users Please Read Important
important one... a serial killer on the loose! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POLICE WARNING TO MY SPACE USERS PLEASE READ IMPORTANT Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too..
Politics
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Politicians
What to say about politicians. Well I could say a lot, none which is good. What about them relly pisses me off though, is the fact that most of them will veto just about anything that comes from the other party, just because they are from the other party. How in the hell do we ever expect to win the war, if there is such thing in war, when our government is constantly divided. What makes it worse, is when they decide to make it all public. There are somethings better left behind closed doors. Terrorists see our Governing officials going back and forth, gives them added motivation, not to mention lowers troop morale. Also, I don't want to know any details on anything about the war until after it has been done. The enemy watches and uses the media more effective than our own Government. To hell With the republicans and democrats, we should have one party, and that is the AMERICAN party!
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Political Environment
Your Political Profile: Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Polish Immigrant
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"
Politically Incorrect ..
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "DOUBLE BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He has "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." Or as I like to put it he not "Balding," he's getting more head! 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL BUTT" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL I
Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to >>> > teach good manners, >>> > asked her students the following question: >>> > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a >>> > nice young lady, >>> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the >>> > bathroom?" >>> > >>> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." >>> > >>> > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude >>> > and impolite. What >>> > about you Peter, how would you say it?" >>> > >>> > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to >>> > the bathroom. I'll >>> > be right back." >>> > >>> > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say >>> > the word bathroom at >>> > the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you >>> > use your brain for >>> > once and show us your good manners?" >>> > >>> > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a >>> > moment? I have to >>> > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
Political Compass
I read a blog recently that said you shouldn't be able to vote if you couldn't pass a politics basic skills test -- correctly answering a question such as who is the president? or what country do you live in? I would agree with that and suggest that it should be extended to say that you shouldn't be able to vote if you can't explain why you believe what you believe. I'm going to take a shot at conservatives here, but there seems to be a high degree of self annointed "conservatives" that can't say why they are conservatives. These people are idiots. "Because" and "Just Because" aren't valid answers for someone old enough to vote. So take this short test, figure out who you really are. www.politicalcompass.org I ended up right next to the Dali Lama and close to Ghandi. And about as far away as possible from Hitler and George W. Bush.
Political View = Completed
POLITICAL VIEW (Begin 1st Verse) To which I write I have not found. The dream that makes me create my ultimate sound. I stop and stare to look around. But can't find the glory of a free child. They are all unhappy and deeply depressed. That I.C.O.S and B-Loc are being surpressed. It's like a large congressional conquest. Locking up lyrics like taxes cause conflicts. Stupid dicks all a bunch of southern boy hicks. Dipstick pricks harassing the public for kicks. There mouths need tics to the tacs. Clean up the bullshit verbal lies with thumb tacs. When was the last time you saw one of them ordering big macs. To truly feed the hungry who suffer from the cracks. That they cause by not ful filling the promise of words. They sang out to use as we gathered by a tree with some birds. Alls we could hear was the chirps. While the senator starts to speak a verse. Tells us how he will make the world all alright. Now he sits in his office letting his
Police Traps
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a** hole?" he asked "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face.............. PRICELESS
Political Correctness
Subject: Political Correctness Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTI GATES ALTERNATIVE
Politically Correct
Subject: Politically Correct Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. " 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD
Police Sirens
Police Academy Is Starting Again
For those of you who knew how hard of a blow it was for me to get dropped from cop school here i am starting at point 1 again! No one is going to friggin stop me.I wil go as many times as it takes to become a police officer; Now i just have to understand why i am so friggin scared! Well i guess tommrow i will figure it out...just a wake-up away. 0530 is going to come way to early......
Political Rant
Copied from the Center for American Progress. Spend a few minutes and read and see how pissed off you get at the Republican's Tax Day's Unfairness Since President Bush entered office, he has made tax policy a focus of his domestic agenda. "These are the basic ideas that guide my tax policy: lower income taxes for all, with the greatest help going for those most in need," said Bush of his "bold and fair tax relief plan." But a majority of Americans will not feel Bush's alleged tax relief today, as his tax schemes have disproportionately aided the wealthy, often at the expense of the poor and middle class. For example, in 2005, Bush's tax changes allowed Vice President Dick Cheney to reap $1.1 million in tax savings, but households in the bottom fifth income bracket only received an average of $20 from the tax cuts in 2006. Dissatisfaction with the state of the economy was a major force driving Americans to the polls in the 2006 elections, but Bush has still failed to deliv
Police Brutality Wha Da Fuck Is Worng Wit Da Po-po's
NOTE: Be for u read dis if ur offended den step off and go cry to ur mommy. If u got da realest heart, gust, and everything else den speak ur mind on dis on here ok. U got da power to say wha u want to say. So don't write down wha u got to say, just let it out and say it. So don't lie on here be real if u do lie on den i know ur fake. Amadou Diallo. Patrick Dorismond. Anthony Baez. To any New Yorker, to any American citizen with a semi-decent memory really, they represent the epitome of what can go horribly wrong when a police officer’s directive to use "deadly force" goes unchecked. In the case of Abner Louima, that force, though not deadly, was a blatant representation of the abuse of power. The shooting of unarmed groom-to-be Sean Bell on November 25 in New York City marks the latest in a long list of incidents of unarmed black men being killed by law enforcement officers. As angry citizens take to the streets, the blogs and office water coolers in protest, BET News’ Off
Politcally Uncorrect...
Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness. "Political Correctness: a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Politics On Tv All The Time ! Damn !
Great Again One nation, one people, one land A dream unrealized though close at hand When we fail to see that the division they cause It shows in our people the greatest of flaws When we let them divide us on issues of race we loose our humanities saving grace when we let them pretend that nothing is wrong we will all live a sad, sad country song they feed us things to keep us from seeing feed the ills and we loose our own being lost in a sea of non issues and non truths not able to know how to vote in the booths they tell us lies and we eat the rewards of sloth they divide us on religion they use men of the cloth they tell us what's wrong with countries moral upbringing do you hear the sound of liberties last ringing ? they keep us focused on anything that is unreal the whole time they take from us all we believe and feel They chant at us about war and our freedom to live they wait for us to turn our backs and the stick in the shiv we pay th
Political Correctness
Political Correctness: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He doe
Police Warning To Women
JUST GOT THIS MESSAGE RIGHT NOW... PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE YOU KNOW! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TE POLICE WARNING Body: STATE POLICE WARNING TO CherryTap USERS Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our CherryTap friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or http://www.myspace.com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, a
Politics Explained - Lone Wolf Style
Have you been trying to keep up with all the political agendas in the news lately? They keep throwing out all of these names and I realized that many of my friends did not know what some of these meant. Send all hate mail over this to: lonewolf™@dontgivafuk.orgy DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk t
Police Search Villa For Maddie
Breaking News Briton's Villa Searched In Madeleine Case Updated: 21:22, Monday May 14, 2007 The home of a British man is being searched by police looking for missing four-year-old Madeleine McCann, who disappeared in Portugal on May 3. The man, Robert Murat (pictured), has been taken to a police station. His mother has told Sky News that he has not been arrested. She said no trace of Madeleine had been found at the villa. Portuguese police said that more than one person was being questioned but that no one had been formally arrested. The property is just 150 yards from the apartment where Madeleine's family were staying, in the southern Portuguese resort of Praia Da Luz. The house, known as Casa Liliana, was sealed off with tape by police while men in white suits and masks began a search inside. They are believed to have drained the villa's swimming pool. Police guards were on the doors outside. Sky News Correspondent Ian Woods said the property being sear
Political Correctness
The instant art becomes ‘Politically Correct’, it ceases to be ART. Art is supposed to inspire and provoke thoughts and emotions. Anything less, and you’ve got a Hallmark greeting card from the 1950’s, or worse, a Thomas Kinkade painting or ‘embellished [wtf?] print’. It might be an up-to-the-minute decoration. It might go with your couch and your wallpaper. It might even mollify your bourgeois in-laws. But it ain’t ART. How can we evolve — as individuals, as a culture, and as a species — if we let the sad, little scaredy-monkeys police our thoughts? How can we exchange our ideas and develop our ideals when we let the bleating herds censor our discussions and debates? And I wanna know when the hell did it become wrong to exercise the right of Freedom of Speech?!! “Oh, you shouldn’t say that!” has rapidly degraded to “Oh, you’re not allowed to think that!” WTF? Do these half-wits assume that I am a half-wit like them and therefore not to be trusted with the spoken or w
Politically Incorrect
1. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. 2. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. 5. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 6. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 8. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. 9. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." 10. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." 11. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What does it mean when the
Politics
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli', meaning 'many', and the word 'tics', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Police Officer
When God made Police Officers... When the Lord was creating police officers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order? A police officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark, scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, be brave and not wrinkle his uniform. "He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on astakeout, cover a homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood for witnesses, and testify in court the next day and maintain a family life. "He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's the three pairs of eyes an officer has to have."
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does n ot have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL
Politics
Okay, well I'm not very political or anything, but I figured what the hell, lets start this out good. So here goes, here's my big political statement of the year. Kevorkian is out of jail....How cool is that? There I did it! I said it and fulfilled my duty. Should I run for president now? lol On another note (non political - I hope) I probably should start this off with a introduction, but I'm thinking I won't. How boring would that be.. To satisfy all you "intro people" though I will give you this: Loads of kids, loads of companion pets, from Alaska, I've lived in Michigan, now live in South Carolina, was married once, been in a long term relationship for 10 years, going to college full time, I love knitting, reading, camping, fishing, and hockey. Oh, yea, and few things I won't mention here *w* Well that's that. Oh, and I have 3 tats. Pixie
The Police Found A Body
OMG,THIS IS SO FUNNY. A FRIEND SENT ME A TEXT Msg. & IT WENT LIKE THIS; THE POLICE FOUND A BODY WITH NO BRAIN,BAD HAIR,LOP-SIDED TEETH & A RETARDED FACE...I GOT WORRIED, ARE U OK? IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN LMAO!
Police And Firefighter Tribute
WTC firefighter/police tribute.Add to My Profile | More Videos
Politics Stuff
Redneck Politics FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The
Police Report
THIS IS THE BULLSHIT MY BABY MAMA PULLED ON A NIGGA THT LANDED ME IN JAIL SHIT THT I DIDINT SEND TO HER IN A TEXT MSG BUT DID SAY THE REST.... ON JUNE 4, 2007, AT APPROXIMATELY 16:32 HRS, I WAS DISPATCHED TO A THREATS COMPLAINT AT 206 GLENDALE AV, BURNHAM. I ARRIVED ON THE SCENE AND SPOKE TO THE MOTHER, KAREN LYTER AND , ALICIA TREECE. TREECE STATED SHE HAS BEEN HAVEING TROUBLE WITH THE FATHER OF HER DAUGHTER, DURANTE M PONDER. TREECE STATED SHE WILL NOT LET PONDER SEE HIS DAUGHTER BECAUSE OF HER DAUGHTER;S HEALYH PROBLEMS AND WHENEVER PONDER WOULD GET THERE DAUGHTHER, SHE WOULD RETURN SMELLIN LIKE MARIJUANA ( UNTRUE PPL). THERE IS NO CUSTODY OREDER RIGHT NOW FOR THE CHILD. PONDER HAS BEEN CALLIN REPEATLY AND THREATHING TO DO HARM TO TREECE AND LYTER. TREECE AND LYTER HAVE TOLD PONDER NOT TO CALL AND HARASS THEM. ON THIS DARE AND TIME, PONDER A VOICEMAIL ON TREECE,S CELL PHONE STATEING, " YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD, YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD, I MEAN THIS, ON EVEREYTHING YOU BETTER
Police Break Internet Child Abuse Network
Police break Internet child abuse network Reuters - 2 hours 56 minutes agoLONDON (Reuters) - Police have smashed a global Internet paedophile ring with 700 members and rescued more than 30 children from abuse, a spokesman said on Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Detectives targeted an Internet chatroom where members from 35 countries swapped thousands of indecent pictures and films of children. Undercover officers gathered evidence at the site, called "Kids the Light of Our Lives", before arresting its host, Timothy Cox, 27, from Suffolk. Police found nearly 76,000 explicit images and 1,100 videos on his computer. He supplied thousands of pictures to others, using the online name "Son of God". Cox pleaded guilty to charges of possession and distribution of indecent images of children and is due to be sentenced at Ipswich Crown Court this week. The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), which led the investigation, said the case was a "powerful warning" to paedop
Police Break Internet Child Abuse Network
Police break Internet child abuse network Reuters - 2 hours 56 minutes agoLONDON (Reuters) - Police have smashed a global Internet paedophile ring with 700 members and rescued more than 30 children from abuse, a spokesman said on Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Detectives targeted an Internet chatroom where members from 35 countries swapped thousands of indecent pictures and films of children. Undercover officers gathered evidence at the site, called "Kids the Light of Our Lives", before arresting its host, Timothy Cox, 27, from Suffolk. Police found nearly 76,000 explicit images and 1,100 videos on his computer. He supplied thousands of pictures to others, using the online name "Son of God". Cox pleaded guilty to charges of possession and distribution of indecent images of children and is due to be sentenced at Ipswich Crown Court this week. The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), which led the investigation, said the case was a "powerful warning" to paedop
Police Break Internet Child Abuse Network
Police break Internet child abuse network Reuters - 2 hours 56 minutes agoLONDON (Reuters) - Police have smashed a global Internet paedophile ring with 700 members and rescued more than 30 children from abuse, a spokesman said on Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Detectives targeted an Internet chatroom where members from 35 countries swapped thousands of indecent pictures and films of children. Undercover officers gathered evidence at the site, called "Kids the Light of Our Lives", before arresting its host, Timothy Cox, 27, from Suffolk. Police found nearly 76,000 explicit images and 1,100 videos on his computer. He supplied thousands of pictures to others, using the online name "Son of God". Cox pleaded guilty to charges of possession and distribution of indecent images of children and is due to be sentenced at Ipswich Crown Court this week. The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), which led the investigation, said the case was a "powerful warning" to paedop
Police Brutality Over Skateboard
>*******************************************************************************Try and get the word around. Every little bit helps:A despicable act of police brutality was committed on Go Skateboarding Day by the Hot Springs, Arkansas Police Department. Video of the incident is below. After you watch it, we ask ALL of you to flood their phone lines and email address (below) with complaints regarding the main policeman involved, Officer Joey Williams. You should also contact your local news organizations to help spread the word. The more attention this officer gets, the better for us.Hot Springs Arkansas Police DepartmentPhone: (501) 321-6789Fax: (501) 321-6708Chief of Police, Bobby SouthardEmail: bsouthard@cityhs.net641 Malvern Avenue Hot Springs, Arkansas 71901
Politically Correct Female Terms
She doesn't: GET PMS She's: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL She doesn't: HAVE A KILLER BODY She's: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE She's not: A BAD COOK She's: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She's not: A BAD DRIVER She's: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED She's not: A PERFECT 10 She's: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR She's not: EASY She's: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She doesn't: HATE SPORTS ON TV She's: ATHLETICALLY BIASED She doesn't: HAVE SEXY LIPS She's: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT She doesn't: GET DRUNK She's: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED She's not: A GOSSIP She's a: VERBAL EXPEDITER She doesn't: WORK OUT TOO MUCH She's an: ABS OVERACHIEVER She doesn't: HAVE A GREAT BUTT She's: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS She' not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS She's: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED She's not: COLD or FRIGID She's: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE She doesn't: OVER-DO MAKE-UP She's: COSMETICALLY SATURATED She doesn't: HAVE A GREAT RACK Her breasts are: ETHEREAL IN NATURE She doesn't: STAY SKINNY She's: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
Policy Of Gambling
USGA policy on gambling HELLO golfing friends. It's a boring non-golfing day for me so I decided to open my little book entitled "Rules of Golf" from the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews. You know that book, don't you? You should, it is known as the "golf bible." I've been reading about the USGA policy on gambling. "An amateur golfer is one who plays the game as a non-remunerative and non-profit-making sport. When gambling motives are introduced, problems can arise which threaten the integrity of the game." You all remember the `integrity' of the game, right? Golf is not just for gambling. It should not be a non-profit-making sport. If you keep winning, share your profit or, intentionally lose the next time you play. Do this, and you will retain your amateur status. Hehe! "The distinction between playing for prize money, which violates the Rules of Amateur Status, and gambling, which DOES NOT, is essential to the Rules of Amateur Status." Thank goodness this is
Policeman Testifies In Court .....
If you ever have had to testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility ... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q:
Politics
So I serve in the Military, but after these last couple of weeks I have lost complete trust in my Commander in Chief and his ability to make sound decisions. His decision to commute the sentence of a person who may have had a hand in the leaking of name of person whose job it is to uncover intelligence which one day might stop a terrorist attack was beyond unforgivable. Politicians are never to be trusted and Im sorry, until I think there is someone decent to vote for, my write in vote will be "someone else" . Could you imagine if everyone did a write in campaign in next year elections that gave the majority of votes to "someone else"? What kind of message would that send? So when it comes time to vote in next years presidential election, congressional elections or even the primary's. Use you right to write in a name on the ballot and write in "someone else".
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She i
The Police.....
The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?
Police Raid
yesterday i was at one of my friends house and why i was there the cops showed up and raided the house looking for a fugitve i thought that i was going to jail in all i didnt go to jail but my friend did and it sucked
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Police Warning To Myspace Users This Is Important
POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT Body: POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/thomasm200 contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM,
The Police Are Your Friend
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Police Comments
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift super visor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine wheth
Politics And Life
2 really hard questions. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Polite Way To Go Pee
A little word from Johnny to start the day.. During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted
Police Officer Pimp Out
I thought I'd pimp out a hero today. No, he's not Army, No he's not Navy No, He's not Air Force No, He's not a Marine either. While those people are over seas in strange lands protecting our country he's here protecting our streets, right here at home. He risks his life doing things as simple as ticketing a speeder all the way up to taking a drug dealer off our streets. We pray for our troops to come home safely as does him and his family, but his family also prays that he makes it home safe after every shift he works at the station. His uniform isn't camo, it's blue, he's a police officer sworn to protect and serve."CARNAGE" Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery! ... Sign my Guestbook !!!!@ fubarThis pimpout brought to you out of the darkness by:Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch sign my guest book@ fubar
Police Officer Pimp Out
I thought I'd pimp out a hero today. No, he's not Army, No he's not Navy No, He's not Air Force No, He's not a Marine either. While those people are over seas in strange lands protecting our country he's here protecting our streets, right here at home. He risks his life doing things as simple as ticketing a speeder all the way up to taking a drug dealer off our streets. We pray for our troops to come home safely as does him and his family, but his family also prays that he makes it home safe after every shift he works at the station. His uniform isn't camo, it's blue, he's a police officer sworn to protect and serve."CARNAGE" Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery! ... Sign my Guestbook !!!!@ fubarThis pimpout brought to you out of the darkness by:Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch sign my guest book@ fubar
Political Leanings
Funny I would have said I was bleeding heart liberal... Guess I'm more mid range than I thought... :) Your Political Profile: Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Political Soapbox
I received an email from a friend who sent me one of those patriotic chain letters that said that I shouldn't be so selfish as to always worry about my little problems when there are soldiers fighting in Iraq. Here is my reply: It's not that I don't support the troops, but I hate these type of emails. Those Americans soldiers weren't forced into the military. They voluntarily signed their life away. And if we didn't have such a screw-up as a president, they wouldn't be over in Iraq. So many self-righteous hypocrites act like if we don't think about the soldiers "protecting our freedoms" (uh, more like "killing Iraqis") every single day, we aren't patriots and are somehow committing some sin. I think it's more patriotic to question our government, to make sure that it's doing what it's supposed to do, and hold it accountable when it doesn't, than to just blindly trust it and fall in line. I just hate any chain letters, including stuff like this or "my 6 year old daughter has le
Police
Ok..heres the deal. I drive a very old big V8 and the gas gage doesnt work. As I was driving home from the grocery store I ran out of gas. 5 different Merrillville police cars drove past me and didnt even stop and not only that a Lake County cop drove past as well. What if I was hurt? I mean it wasnt like the car was abandoned or something. The only person who offered any kind of help was a man, whose house I died infront of. I wish I could have gotten the numbers off of the cop cars because I would have called and complained. What was I suppose to do to get any help? Stand outside naked..I dont think so. PROTECT AND SERVE MY BIG FAT ASS!!!
Police Part Ii
While I'm venting..here's another fabulous story on our lovely Merrillville police. This happened to me in April. WAS I PROFILED....YES Its almost 1am..I'm coming home from a bar thats close to my work and to my home. I've driven down Broadway for the past year in the same car and pass the police many times in that same car and nothing but last night was different. I'm driving in my 81 Olds 98 Regency, the same car I have driven for the past year to and from work. I just left HyDads and I had only 2 drinks, so I wasnt drunk or even buzzed for that matter. I'm driving down Broadway and not even a 1/2 mile from my house. I was on one side the street a cop driving the opposite way. For some reason I new he was gonna come back and sure enough he did. So after I turned the corner I was pulled over. I wasnt sure why because I wasnt speeding and I wasnt swerving. So he came up to the car and asked me just for my license, thank god because I couldnt remember if
Political Correctness
>> Subject: Political correctness >> >> >> >> Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, >> Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be >> referred to as "HILLBILLIES." >> >> >> >> >> >> You must now refer to them as >> APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. >> >> >> >> >> >> And furthermore >> >> >> >> >> >> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: >> >> >> >> >> 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." >> >> >> >> 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF >> THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." >> >> >> >> 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED >> COMPANION." >> >> >> >> 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." >> >> >> >> 6. She is not a "TWO-BI
Police Harassment
Ok for those of you who dont know........ I put tar on driveways, commonly called sealcoating. I was doing a driveway today on a county highway with very little shoulder room (about 5 ft wide) and my truck is 8 ft wide so naturally some of my truck was going to be in the road but still it was easily passable. 2 county officers showed up, the first one saying and I quote, "I almost fucking hit you, move your truck NOW!" I offered to move it over another 6 inches (which was all the room i had left on the shoulder), but the left side of my truck was still over the white line at which point the 2nd officer said, " move your truck completely off the road or I will fine you , put you in jail, and have your truck impounded." at that point I moved the truck to avoid the fine and loss of time on the job, but the way i was treated by those officers was flat out WRONG, my next stop was to the sheriff's dept. to file a formal complaint of my treatment. My customer also called the
Police
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Nissan 350Z convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, Enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, Blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the roadster, looked at His watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid:
1. A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 4. A few beers short of a six-pack. 5. Dumber than a box of hair. 6. A few peas short of a casserole. 7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. 8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 10. One taco short of a combination plate. 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck. 12. All foam, no beer. 13. The cheese slid off his cracker. 14. Body
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*police* Every Breath You Take
Political Correct
Political Views
Apresidential report I wish we were reading Post-War Presidential Speech WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN , GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists lat
Politics
Question: What you want from the next president of the US? Do you care about thier race or sex, or is it just about thier political views? Feel free to comment on your opinion!
Police: O.j. A Suspect In Hotel Break-in
Police: O.J. a suspect in hotel break-inSays he was there on sting operation (Las Vegas - WABC, September 14, 2007) - Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect Friday in a confrontation at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia. The former football star said he went to the room to retrieve property he said was stolen from him but denied breaking in. Simpson told The Associated Press auction house owner Tom Riccio called him several weeks ago to say some collectors "have a lot of your stuff and they don't want anyone to know they are selling it." Simpson, who was in Las Vegas for a friend's wedding, said he arranged to meet Riccio at the hotel and conducted a "sting operation." "Everybody knows this is stolen stuff," Simpson said. "Not only wasn't there a break-in, but Riccio came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room. In any event, it's stolen stuff that's mine. Nobody was roughed up." A message left for Riccio was not immediately retur
Political Correctness
Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media , which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted
Policies Of "the Wolf" In Palestine
Policies of "The Wolf" in Palestine ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: September 17, 2007 1:33 AM Body: Honestly, I'm not obsessed today ...well maybe a little. Thanks PEACE.&.JUSTICE Date: Sep 16, 2007 6:21 PM Policies of The 'Wolf' in Palestine Equals Ethnic CleansingJudaism Vs Zionism (Truth about zionism) September 16, 2007"We shall create, with sweat and blood, a race of men, strong, brave and cruel."Zionist leaders have taught that Israel can only exist, that it can only have peace and security, by beating the Palestinians (and indeed the entire Arab world) into total submission to its demands. Since the earliest days, Zionist leaders have recognized the need to forcefully dictate terms of surrender to the Palestinians, to the Arab world, even to all the Jews of the diaspora, in order to colonize the land formerly known as Israel. The central demand in this involuntary agreement calls for a Jewish majority
Politicians
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Politics Usa
UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN D MACMILLAN REPUBLICAN FEC ID C00433458 20 GLEN RD HYANNISPORT,MA 02601 BORN BOSTON 1962 GREW UP IN MILTON MASSACHUSETTS NAVY VET MICHIGAN HELPED MICROCOM IN NORWOOD MASSACHUSETTS 1980S THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET FIRST BASED COMPANY TO BUILD THE MODULE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING THE BEST QUILTY I HAVE AND LAW AND ECONOMICS AND POLITICS AND ACCOUNTING FOR BUDGET IM CERT. SINGLE CANDIDATE STILL SEEKING A WIFE TRUTH
Police Oath : Broken Promises
POLICE OATH : BROKEN PROMISES Body: ----------------- Bulletin Email ----------------- De : American Silhouettes Date : 21 sept. 2007, 14:08 POLICE OATH of OFFICE 01 Policy: Any employee, prior to assuming sworn status, will take and abide by an oath of office to enforce the laws of the City and State government, and to uphold the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of _________. 02 Procedure: The oath of office will be administered by the Mayor of the City of _________. 03 The Oath: “I swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States, and that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to the State of ________and support the Constitution and laws thereof; and that I will, to the best of my skill and judgment diligently and faithfully, without partiality or prejudice, execute the office of police officer according to the Constitution and laws of this State.” 04 Certification: Certif
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, half acre and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof
~ Police Disgusted By Acts On Tape ~
I would just LOVE to have just FIVE FUCKING MINUTES with both of these low life fucking scum of humanity. I would just keep beating the shit out of both of these people the fucking kid for having the tape for 5 months and showing it to people, and the Guy on the tape because he is LOWER then whale shit at the bottom of the Ocean. If anyone knows these people Please call i am not sure how old this report is. Fucking Low life son of a Bitch!!!! Police Disgusted By Acts On Tape. - Post Media Reply Marked as: Mature Police in Nevada are disgusted and sick at the abuse of a little girl found on a recently discovered child pornography tape.
Police Break 16yr Olds Arm For Spilling Cake On The Floor
Police break 16yr olds arm for spilling cake on the floor ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: 9/11 Sponsored by the US Government Date: 28 Sep 2007, 11:41 From: *~NeMeSis~*Date: Sep 28, 2007 7:28 AMSchool Guards Break Child's Arm And Arrest Her For Dropping CakePandemic of police and security violence continues unabated Steve WatsonInfowars.netFriday, Sept 28, 2007Full Story http://www.prisonplanet.com/
Police Humor
These Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos from around the country: "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through" "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
Police "band" Concert
Hya All, the 1 October, I will go to the concert of the police (sting and company) to Torino, in the North Italia, and therefore for me will not be possible to connect on the net for at least 3 days. The concert will be the 2 October evening, but i need to drive for 800 miles because I live in the South Italy, and it is mean that i will sleep there someday. If anyone of you is going at the concert, please let me know, would be nice to meet someone from fubar. let me find your luv at my return, it will be really apprecciate :-) see ya all
Politically Speaking
One of my great loves is to follow the US political system and elections. I have been active in politics since 1980 when I campaigned for then Gov. Ronald Reagan (R-CA) for president. A lifelong Republican, I have worked on various state and national campaigns in AZ, VA and WV. I was in College Republicans, and served in my college's student government. Today I follow mostly from the sidelines now that I have a family. But I hope my kids will get involved in politics as they grow up.
Political Coup In Russia
We may soon see the slyest move ever made. Call it a coup if you like. President Vladimir Putin has found a way to get around Russia's constitutional limit of being president for a maximum of 2 terms. Since he is elegible to candidate for a third term, why not just take it? HOW???? You ask. Well, turns out the man is no fool, and looks like he is gonna do on the big stage things, the way just about everything get's done around here. Even though he cannt candidate for President, there is nothing stooping to candidate for the position of Prime-minister. He will be nominated (and elected) as Chair of the largest polical party in Russia (United Russia). Putin has also nominated one of his lackey's, a virtual nobody wo is more faithful than a litter of puppies, to be elected as the next president. With Putins backing, this nobody is a shoe in. When Putin gets elected as Prime-minister, after a short but acceptable interval, the nobody president will have something drastic happen to hi
Politics And Shit
Enough! Current mood: angry Category: News and Politics Up until a couple of weeks ago I kept my political views pretty quiet. Granted, everyone that I interacted with knew that I was very liberal in my political beliefs. I believe in a egalitarian society. I believe that everybody within that society is entitled to the basics of healthcare, housing and justice. Without this becoming an "I believe" re-write, I also believe that people have the right to free speech. The idea of free speech is a strange one. It is defended as an inalienable right in the United States and is sometimes used by radicals to allow them to spout various hate-filled rants. In Europe the right to free speech is less clearly defined but in reality there is probably a greater level of free speech in Europe than in the United States. (certainly in the western European countries). The point of all this and the point of the blog relates to a an article I replied to on an unnamed website in response to a parti
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10.
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Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS." And furthermore; HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A
~ Police Chase Man On Motorcycle In Michigan ~
Police chase man on motorcycle in Michigan - Great footage of chase and arrest...guy goes speeding past cops and they take pursuit,they clip his back wheel at one point but man regains control....they finally knock him off and arrest him.
Politially Correct Phrases When Dealing With Women
1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American. 2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative. 3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible. 4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages in Artificial Stimulation. 5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway. 6. She has not Been Around - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion. 7. She does not Get You Excited - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement. 8. She is not Kinky - She is a Creative Caretaker. 9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is Terminally Attactive. 10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired. 11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced. 12. She is not Horny - She is Sexually Focused. 13. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically Enhanced. 14. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally Repetitive. 15. She is not a Slut - She is Sexually Extroverted. 16. She does not
Politicians
In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
Politics
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Findin
Political Quotes
-The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently -I prefer liberty with danger than peace with slavery -Too many people are only willing to defend rights that are personally important to them. It's selfish ignorance, and it's exactly why totalitarian governments are able to get away with trampling on people. Freedom does not mean freedom just for the things I think I should be able to do. Freedom is for all of us. If people will not speak up for other people's rights, there will come a day when they will lose their own -When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel
Politik Kills
Singer : Manu Chao Song & lyrics : Manu Chao politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need votes politik needs your mind politik needs human beings politik need lies thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik kills politik kills politik kills politik use drugs politik use bombs politik need torpedoes politik needs blood thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills
Political Bumpersticker Slogans
These are very liberal, so if you are incapable of tolerating opinions other than your own, then please leave. -The Labor Movement: The folks who brought you the weekend -I think, therefore I'm dangerous -Your silence will not protect you -Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes -Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich -Assume nothing -Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long -Ignore your rights and they'll go away -We don't have a democracy. We have an auction -Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass -You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists -Dissent is the highest form of patriotism -The most violent element in society is ignorance -Question Authority -I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh -The road to Hell is paved with Republicans -If you're not outraged, then you are not paying attention
Politics!
Subject: What is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thin king about what Dad has said.. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
Police Guilty Over Menezes Case
Police guilty over Menezes case London's police force has been found guilty of breaking health and safety laws over the shooting dead of innocent Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes. The Metropolitan Police unnecessarily put the public at risk in chasing a suspected suicide bomber across the city, an Old Bailey jury decided. Armed police shot Mr de Menezes dead at Stockwell Tube station on 22 July 2005. The jury said police chief Cressida Dick, who led the operation, bore "no personal culpability". The Met faces a potentially unlimited fine over the botched operation. The unprecedented, highly controversial trial came after prosecutors said that no individual officer could be held responsible for the electrician's death. Instead, they said the force, represented by the Met Commissioner's Office, should be tried for failing to protect the public from the risks posed by a suspected suicide bomber on the loose. Your concern is the past and what happened on Ju
Police Answering Machine
Hello, you have reached the ____________ Police Department Voice Mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options: - To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press 1. - To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2. - To report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3. - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4. - If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or chemical dependency, press 5. - If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6. - To provide a list of police officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7. - To sue us, tell us you'll have our badge, that you pa
Polish Sausage
A guy asks for assistance. "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something?" "If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?" Or, "If I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, "If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?" Or, "If I asked for a Taco would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no." "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk says, "Er... because you're at Home Depot?"
Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The ne
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Politics And Random Shit.
How do I feel about George Bush? I don't know. I don't really care. He's probably a douche bag, but oh well. I've never met him so I won't judge. However, I have met quite a few Americans and I can tell you that they suck. I hate the American people and always have. I hate our lies and bureaucracy and fat agnostic prostitutes. That's why I'm going to vote for Bush and move to Alaska the next day. Bush will get reelected and detroy the nation while I'm chilling up North, drinking Alaskan Ale, and scrogging hot Eskimo chicks. Michael Moore? He's cool, I guess. Fat, but funny. It's amazing how often fat people are funny. I suppose it's all they have to bring to the table. I have nothing against Michael Moore, but I would totally assassinate him if the Republican party paid me $2 million. Hell, I'd get pardoned by Bush and walk away clean with some cash and another notch on my katana. I don't have many views on politics. To be honest, I'm not quite sure what "politics" means. I reall
Political Parties
It is funny when you actually take a look at political parties in conjunction with the region of the country. In the North East, Democrats are strongly anti gun, while in the southern states, mid west, plains states, and western states with the exception of california, gun control is not a big issue. Since 9/11, Republicans have been pushing laws that are basically unconstitutional, (supreme courts have cases dealing with the patriot acts on the dockets) and the democrats of southern california have actually supported them, even introducing what can be called a thought crime bill. (HR1955) Everything that this country is based on is under threat, not by outsiders, but by people within our own government. Do your own research, look into the secret terrorism/organized crime courts, the patriot act clauses that allows for long duration incarceration without charges filed, the fact that the 'sedition and treason act' was modified last year to allow the president to declare a
Political Correctness
The following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This year's contemporary term is "Political Correctness." 'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and the mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
Police Warning!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman…Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer!” This drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs.” “Beer” is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only get a guy to consume a few units of “Beer” and then simply ask him home for “NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX!” Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several “Beers,” men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” happened. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know! If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians , Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as " HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore ......... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1.He does not have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2.He is not a "B
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...
"politically Direct"
You've heard of being politically correct (nothing to do with politics really) and the show "Politically Incorrect" which steps on the former's toes based on views expressed, mine on the other hand is simply "direct", and not meant to sway anyones opinion, influence anyone in any way. It is merely some observations, how they can be viewed differently by people, yet when certain things are compared, makes you wonder why you believe what you do. I consider all sides, weigh the arguments and come to my own beliefs. I do not mean to offend or have any problem with any race, gender, religion, political party, educational level, sexual orientation or anything else. Just look at this and consider your own views and why you choose them. Is it because you were brought up believing something because you were told or taught to, went along with the crowd, or made your own decisions? The last is my own way. As I said I base opinions on people, and the way they behave, not because of their co
Politics
Your Politics Are Boring As Fuck by Nadia C. Face it, your politics are boring as fuck. You know it's true. Otherwise, why does everyone cringe when you say the word? Why has attendance at your anarcho-communist theory discussion group meetings fallen to an all-time low? Why has the oppressed proletariat not come to its senses and joined you in your fight for world liberation? Perhaps, after years of struggling to educate them about their victimhood, you have come to blame them for their condition. They must want to be ground under the heel of capitalist imperialism; otherwise, why do they show no interest in your political causes? Why haven't they joined you yet in chaining yourself to mahogany furniture, chanting slogans at carefully planned and orchestrated protests, and frequenting anarchist bookshops? Why haven't they sat down and learned all the terminology necessary for a genuine understanding of the complexities of Marxist economic theory? The truth is, your politi
Political Dragon?
11/29/2007 Dear readers: I was asked to do an Astropsychological report on Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. Realize that I am NOT at all into politics and will NOT endorse or support any politicians furthermore because of my French status, I cannot even vote for anyone. To me politics and religions are the same dirty vocations where ego and greed are the main factor behind a strong drive for power. Even though many well-intended political and religious leaders did a great job to serve humanity, the essence of aiming to such a status is fueled by the sign of Capricorn, the (head of the Goat or the symbol chosen by Christians to represent evil). This sign is ruled by Saturn (the Great Malefic in Greek Mythology) and govern the snobs, England, high society, kings one social standard, accomplishments and the 10th house of career. All secrets societies (free Masons/Templars etc.) including all spiritually inclined religious buildings (Mormons churches, various t
Police Quotes
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
A Political Funny
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. * *One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.* *"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"* *For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"* *Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."* *Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."*
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNAT
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Politics And Religions?
12/22/2007 Politics and Religions? ------------------------------------------------------------------- This e-mail was sent to as a Sample of Dr. Turi's newsletter. These newsletters will stop reaching your box in 2008 . Get The "Cosmic Code" Newsletter BE INFORMED BE PROTECTED http://www.drturi.com/orders3.htmlnewsletter GO TO http://www.drturi.com/newsletter/ IF YOU CAN NOT OR WANT TO SEE THE PICS I Make My Bread and my reality! Dear Readers: I am sure like the majority of UK residents you are also shocked with the latest news. Incidentally in my last few newsletters I wrote my revulsion pertaining to both religion and politics and what I am about to explain to you should make you understand my position a little better. I am sure my British good friend David Icke will also soon share his views in his newsletter. http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/ First read the news… LONDON, England (AP) -- Tony Blair, who often kept his religious views priv
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean, what are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes yo
Political Quiz
You are a Social Moderate (56% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (61% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist (61e/56s) Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Politics
Does anybody care who the next president of the US is?
Politcally Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "
Politics Lol
say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You a
Politics And Taxs
ok someone said they want a pres that wont taxs use to death, allright folks wake the hell up, you dont have to be a bean counter to figure out how much of your gross income is pissed away on taxs before you get one red penny, avg 22 to 37 %, then you stop by your local watering hole, ohh more tax, tax on the beer on your smoke even on the gas that you bought to get there, lets not forget the tax you paid on the ride when you bought it, then every year after that, hell i am surprised that they havent figured a way to taxs us on farting, they dam sure taxs us on everything else, how did it get this away, well iam guilty just like the rest of use, didnt think my vote or opinion counted, our elected officals are so connected to someone that help get them in there office, they just give our tax dollars away day after day, go to cbs.com and click on follow the money, that will realy piss you off. dam i feel better after venting that, wish everyone a good time and if you get the chance sto
Politics Explained As Cows
SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.
Political Humor: Hire This Man
This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. . PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
Political Rant & Who Im Voting For & Why
while i am registered a republican.. this country is crazy. and i think most of us want to vote for ourselves at this point (or at least our ideas). Anthony thinks the world is ending in 2012 when the next election is.. just because of the current trend. well, aren't we tired of the same crap in office.. white, 40's, big money guys, liars, manipulations.. etc. well here's my take on this election so far: -mccain is a crazy mofo.. talking about chasing bin laden down and shooting him w/ a m16.. he's really extreme, kinda scary. "supposedly" very rightwing but he seems like the same old guy.. -hillary is a waste of a vote- he husband will be pulling so many strings behind the scenes, you don't know who's doing what. her universal healthcare plan is a communistic and horrible system that will drive prices up and quality of care way down! she's also more manly and close-minded than most men! -who are the other republicans!!? the good ones all dropped out so far.. and the ot
Politics!
Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in
Politics
Please vote for Hillary. She has more experience than Obama and she has the strength that can surpass him any day. Obama does nothing but copy everything Hillary says, but in different words. Just go to her web site hillaryclinton.com and you will see what I am talking about. She has said stuff in May that Obama has duplicated in August. He has to have someone to lead the way and it makes him look like the good guy. Besides, it should not be a gender or race thing, it should be judged by experience. Yeah, people want change, but that don't happen much in the White House. No, it will never change. Everything still has to go through the big guys in Congress, etc. Hillary can do it. We have seen it for many, many years now. Just needed to vent..... GO HILLARY!!!
Politically Correct Terms....
A Criminal - unsavory character A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged Abortion - Near-Life Experience Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist Alive - temporarily metabolically abled. An Immigrant - a newcomer Assassination - involuntary term limitation Bald - comb-free Bald - folically independent Bald - follicularly challenged. Battle Fatigued - shellshocked Blind - optically darker Blind - photonically non-receptive Blind - visually challenged Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance. Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family Bum - Displaced Homeowner Bum - Homeless Person Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining Censorship - Selective Speech Cheating - Academic Dishonesty China - Porcelain Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged Clumsy - uniquely coordinated Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human M
Poli- Tickin
WHATS UP?, WHAT IT IS?, HOW YA DOIN?, HEY, HI, HELLO, WHATS GOOD?,..( I HOPE I COVERED EVERY GREATING FOR NORTH AMERICA)..HTIS IS UR NEW BUDDY DJ JUSTICE AND MY FIRST BLOG..IM PRETTY MUCH NEW HERE AT FUBAR(FOR THE 2ND TIME)AND I WANT TO THANK ALL THE FUBARIANS FOR BEING SO COOL AND KIND...HELPIN A BROTHER FIND HIS WAY ALONG THE FU PATH.OFCOURSE THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW STUMBLES ALONG THE WAY..BUT I GOT MY STRIDE NOW AND IM JUST CRUISIN ALONG...SO AS MY FIRST BLOG, IM GONNA GIVE THANKS IN FORM OF SHOUT OUTS TO PEOPLE THAT I CONSIDER SHOUT WORTHY...SOME ARE FUBARIANS, SOME ARE JUST AVERAGE FOLKS...FIRST I WANT TO SHOUT OUT OBAMA AND HILARY FOR ATLEAST MAKING THIS PAST YEAR INTERESTING. THE LAST 2 ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN REAL SNOOZE FESTS. NEXT I WANT TO SHOUT OUT CASPER, ONE AND ONLY BABYGURL, SEXYASS, ZONDA AND PAUL, MS CHULA 69, MIZZ J/TOO RAW, THE MYSTERIOUS Q, D.A.M.,TYGHTWHYGHT, ALLL THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ITALIAN GOTH SLAVE....ALL THOSE FOLKS ARE COOL PPL..HIT UP TH
Police Warning
Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able to fix it! If you get an email along the lines of 'Osama Bin Laden Captured' or 'Osama Hanged' don't open the attachment. This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe .. Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail
Police Baste
A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the state police to find out how to baste a turkey?" There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.
A Political Statement? :)
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ............................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swin
Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
Political Rant (don't Read If You're Easily Irked)
At the end of this blog I am going to post a link. I offer this link because it is the catalyst for my writing today. Over the last few years, on my Myspace account, I have written several blogs about the direction that world politics is taking. It is my habit to try and dilute these rants, to some degree, as it is very easy to get pegged as an alarmist, and to have ones thoughts dismissed as hyperbole. Today I am not very concerned with seeming alarmist. In fact it is my position that the time for being alarmist is probably already in the past. The very idea of raising an alarm is predicated upon the notion that something might be saved. An alarm at the first sign of smoke is productive. Calling the fire department to a smoking ruin is less so. As a citizen of the United States of America, I fear that I have missed the smoke and am discussing a ruin right now. Even as a youth I realized that much of what people believed about this country was incorrect. America is NOT
Police Arrest Northeast High Teacher On Sexual Assault Charges
By Amy Leigh Womack - awomack@macon.com The Northeast High School teacher accused of making sexual comments to students and showing one student pornography was arrested at his home by the Southeast Regional Fugitive Task Force at about noon today, said police spokeswoman Sgt. Melanie Hofmann. Victor Denson, 44, of Sandhill Circle, is charged with two felony counts of sexual assault, one felony count of child molestation and one misdemeanor count of exhibiting porn to a minor, according to a police news release. Denson has been on administrative leave since Feb. 12, according to school officials. Investigators with the Bibb County Board of Education police contacted Macon police investigators Feb. 13 after a student came forward with the allegations, Hofmann said. She said the students ranged in age between 15 and 16. Denson also is accused of buying condoms for a student, according to a Macon police report. Northeast High School's Web site lists Denson as an Army Junior Reserve
The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...
Politics
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. > > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediat
Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the li
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Alabamans, Georgians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, South Carolinians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION ." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITI
Police Investigate Times Square Blast
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080306/ap_on_re_us/times_square_shutdown NEW YORK - A small bomb caused minor damage to an empty military recruiting station in Times Square early Thursday, shaking guests in hotel rooms high above "the crossroads of the world." ADVERTISEMENT Police blocked off the area to investigate the explosion, which occurred at about 3:45 a.m. No one was injured. The blast left a gaping hole in the front window and shattered a glass door, twisting and blackening its metal frame. Authorities said at a news conference that a witness saw a person on a bicycle wearing a backpack and acting suspiciously, but that no one saw a person place the device in front of the recruiting center. "If it is something that's directed toward American troops then it's something that's taken very seriously and is pretty unfortunate," said Army Capt. Charlie Jaquillard, who is the commander of Army recruiting in Manhattan. He said no one was inside the station, where th
Political Science For Dummies
I wanna be Italian. . Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk
The Polite Way To Excuse Yourself To Go Pee
The Polite way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach Good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted.
Policeman Testifies In Court....................
Policeman testifies in court.................... m If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your
Political Seal
Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Politics & Religion (joke)
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very h
Political Erosion Of Military Strength
Politics
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... • Tourist: $5 • Broiled Missionary: $10.00 • Fried Explorer: $15.00 • Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Police Escort For Gumball
Politically Correct.
There was this plane flying from Ca.to N.Y. when all of the sudden there was engine trouble, the plane was carrying Sen. Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama , Ted Kennedy, Rev. Billy Graham , and a little 8yr.old girl. The pilot said that there are only five parachutes and I need one to make the report, so he grabs a chute and jumps to safety, Sen. Obama said , " I am the first African American to run for President and I am too important to go down with the plane, he then takes a chute and jumps to safety, Ted Kennedy stands up and says Ive been a senator too long to die this way, so he takes a chute and jumps to safety,Hillary Clinton stands up and says I am the first woman to run for the White House, I am a genius and I am taking the next chute so she grabs for the next bag and jumps, The Rev. Billy Graham turns to the little girl and says , my dear I have lived a long life and I know God will be waiting for me in Heaven when I get there, so honey you take the last chute, the lit
Political Me....thank You
"Really,no thanks needed. I should be thanking you for the awesome work your doing. I love your page. Me and my friends have been trying to get help for the 9/11 first responders.They are really sick,and most are going to die.The government has cut their funding by half. If theres anyhting you can help do to bring attention to this urgent situation,it would be greatly appreciated. " Now my response to this is as follows: Please let me know what we can do to help. Is there a link to a web page or anything that we can act on. Any information will be appreciated and posted. These are the things that we are here for. Bless you for taking a stand for them. Please let us know what we can do. Thank you again for everything!!!!
Political Me (follow Up To His Last One)
Here's the link to the page to help and donate to the first responders. Please do whatever you can to help,these are the true heros of 9/11. And they need all the help they can get. http://www.1stresponders1st.com/
Politics Don't Mean What They Use Too.
Today’s politicians have no idea what is going on in middle and lower class America, sure they stop by and visit in some town close to your home but do they actually look and see what is going on. The answer to that is NO, I have yet seen a Presidential Canadate stop and ask someone how they are doing and mean it. If they were to ask me that question I would tell them that our middle and lower class people are in a struggle for survival right now and its all because of people with all the money doesn’t want to put it to good use and help out some of the Americans that really need it. If I had the money that Donald Trump or Oprah dose I would not sit on it like a GREEDY troll, I would help out my fellow Americans when they needed it. I have only heard the Presidential Canadates talk about middle America and lower America once or twice, and I have all the news channels, they don’t care about who matters the most ( US the people of America) all they care about is putting more money in the
Politics
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the n
Police Find Second Hand On Beach
Police find second hand on beach Further forensic examinations will be carried out at the beach A second hand has been discovered by officers searching a beach where a woman's head was found in a bag. Two young sisters found the head while playing on Arbroath beach in Angus on Tuesday morning. The discovery sparked a police search which led to the discovery of the first hand about 50 yards away. Tayside Police revealed on Wednesday that a second hand had been found on the Seagate beachfront. A search of the area is due to resume after high tide. The search will be extended along the shoreline next to Victoria Park and will also take in the harbour and the area towards the Signal Tower Museum. Det Ch Insp Graham McMillan, who is leading the investigation, said: "We're going to wait for the high tide to make the maximum benefits of the currents and the tidal movements to hopefully give us some fresh evidence or leads." Forensic examinations are continuing
Politics
We need to pay attention to these facts. Pretty Scary!!What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America? Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament" -- 10/25/07. She interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver last week. Hernandez said, "They (illegal aliens) pay rent, buy groceries, buy clothes...What Happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go away?" That's a good question - it deserves an answer. Over 80 percent of Americans demand secured borders and illegal migration stopped. But what would happen if all 20 million or more vacated America? The answers may surprise you! In California, if 3.5 million illegal aliens moved back to Mexico, it would leave an extra $10.2 billion to spend on overloaded school systems, bankrupt hospitals and overrun prisons. It would leave highways cleaner, safer and less congested. Everyone could understand one anot
Police Brutality - Go Skateboarding Day: Cop Vs Skaters
Police And Families
Ok here goes just a pretty long rant. I state this as a third party observer and just someone who is just generally pissed off about things that are going on between the public and the police in the state I live. I am by no means a saint in any sense of the word. First off let's just start with the NYPD and the bull shit they are dealing with. Not long ago a number of officers fired 50 rounds and killed a man and injured two others. They state that they thought someone in the party had a gun. Another officer also heard that one of the men in the group was going to get a gun from his car. Long story short, Police identified themselves and the group tried to take off in the car. What this group did not realize is that the officers were on a stakeout of the club they were at. They tried to flee, hit one officer and then hit the van the backup squad was in. Then proceeded to backup and try and hit the officer again. Once the officer was hit the police opened fire. Now where the
Political Correctness
A little crude, but nevertheless, makes a strong example > for a term that has become a watchword in our society. > > > > Definition of Political Correctness > > > > > > > The following is the winning entry from > an annual contest at Texas A&M > University calling for the most > appropriate definition of a contemporary term. > This year's term was Political > Correctness. > > The winner wrote: > > "Political Correctness is a doctrine, > fostered by a delusional, illogical > minority, and rabidly promoted by an > unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds > forth the proposition that it is > entirely possible to pick up a turd by the > clean end."
Police
Now we hear about police shootings. Sadly they happen. Adrenaline is a bitch. Just we have families. I've seen tapes where sometimes the perp didn't have too be shot, enough oc spray will bring anyone down or a taser gun. Just rem, if a cop pulls you over, just remain calm and don't move around because you just put the idea of something being hidden or shuffled,frankly if i pull yo uover and your fidgety your hands are staying on the steering wheel. There are toy guns that look real. I've seen a footage of a state trooper-women mind you- that was beaten when a mans daughter walked out, he had drugs go figure and she surved why because someone pulled up and called for help when he left her for dead- if u hear the tap you can hear hear strugglesing too beath and the hits were so hard her brain swelled. But we want too knock about police brutality,not all of them are on power strikes, There job requires them too get the truth, and everyones always lying. years of lying,fighting and bein
Police: Carjacker Stops To Ask Tv News Crew For Directions
Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions Thu Apr 24, 11:58 PM ET A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said. The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond. WOIO-TV newswoman Shannon O'Brien and photographer Eric Walls were doing a sidewalk report Monday on bank problems when the passenger in a car asked for directions to a bank. The driver signaled that he was being held at gunpoint, O'Brien told police. The news crew called police and followed the car until officers caught up. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the suspect was carrying a loaded handgun.
Police Comments
YOU KNOW,STOP LIGHTS DON'T COME ANY REDDER THAN THE ONE YOU JUST WENT THROUGH. RELAX,THE HANDCUFFS ARE TIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE NEW. THEY'LL STRETCH AFTER YOU WEAR THEM A WHILE. IF YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE CAR,I'LL MAKE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE A WORTHLESS DOCUMENT. IF YOUR,YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED. CAN YOUR RUN FASTER THAN 1200 FT. PER SECOND? BECUASE THAT'S THE SPEED OF THE BULLET THAT'LL BE CHASING YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? I GUESS THAT MEANS I CAN WRITE ANYTHING I WANT TO ON THE TICKET,HUH? YES SIR,YOU CAN TALK TO THE SHIFT SUPERVISOR,BUT I DON'T THINK IT WILL HELP. OH,DID I MENTION THAT I'M THE SHIFT SUPERVISOR? WARNING! YOU WANT A WARNING? OKAY, I'M WARNING YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER TICKET. THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION WILL DETERMINE WHETHER YOU ARE DRUNK OR NOT. WAS MICKEY MOUSE A CAT OR DOG? FAIR? YOU WANT ME TO BE FAIR? LISTEN,FAIR IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO RIDE ON RIDES,EAT COTTON CANDY CORN DOGS AND STEP
A Political Joke
Hillary and Obama were on a boat. The boat sank in a big storm. There was no lifeboat... Who was saved? AMERICA!!!
Politics
Politics and political posturing are part of our everyday lives. From office politics to national politics, we are threatened by the coercion of others, as well as encouraged by the prospect of their accolades. Being in a political dream may indicate that you feel you are having to bargain for attention, moral choices, or the affirmation of others. You may also see yourself in competition with those around you for a limited supply of money or emotional affirmation. Did you or someone else initiate the particular politics of the dream?
Politics Explained..love This One!
POLITICS EXPLAINED A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning
Polite Hint (im Good At This!!!)
On the 9 th september 2008 I shall be another year older - feel free to wish me a happy birthday before that!!!!!!! Now subtle hint time - moo haha - I am spoilt by all around me - only have to say jump and everyone asks how high??? Like I wanted a new cell phone, I got one, wanted new tv, got one, wanted new tatoo got one - so as you can see Im the original spoilt brat and proud of it!!!!!!!! Now my question here is - who is going to spoil me on my 40th birthday ??? I have three requests (a)Happy Hour (b) Jet Bling (c) Elmo Not asking for much really! LOVE AND HUGS AND EVERYTHING ELSE TO ALL MY FRIENDS - YOU ARE ALL THE MUTTZ NUTTS AND I LOVE YOU ALL THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Political Science
No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us-so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin', too Boom goes London and boom Paree More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's dro
Politically Correct
Politicians
In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce. Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and a half, a nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge? No, we have a carport, and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says 'Po
Polished Stones
Sooner or later youll encounter a crisis in your life,and how you meet it will determine your future happiness and success.Since the beginning of time, everyone has been called upon to meet such a crisis. Close scrutiny will show you that most crisis situations are opportunities to either advance or stay where you are. Indeed, most people make changes in their lifeout of either inspiration or desperation. Personal growth is the process of responding positively to change. Whatever comes your way, give it meaning and transform it into something of value. A precious stone cannot be polished without friction, nor humanity perfected without trials. Just a few thoughts of mine, eventually Ill get back to writing, as for now, my reasoning behind my writings have fallen short..
Political Fodder
Fubar is not necessarily the appropriate platform to discuss political fodder, but there are references of castration to follow that can perhaps tie into ‘fu-logic’ I suppose. Now I am neither for nor against Democrat or Republican. I used to consider myself Republican; my family is and I thought I should be too. But as I get older I realize my views on the world are not quite so conservative, so I am a bit confused to say the least, and labeling myself at this point in time is unnecessary and futile to say the least. To be honest I generally don’t pay much attention to politics. It seems to me to be a lot of childish name-calling, backstabbing, and empty promises. However, this election seems important to me; probably the most important one up to this point in my life, and yet I still find my self on the fence regarding both candidates. McCain seems crooked, just my opinion, but I don’t trust the man. Obama, well his middle name is Hussein, and that just doesn’t sit well with me, and
Politics-american Contemporary
I pasted two fellows that were standing by a busy intersection today holding signs. These fellows were probably in their early 50's, and each held large signs holding their opinions on them. Each of them held signs that really only repeated what common American thought holds of our current presidency, and involvement in the world. President Bush in one of the most unpopular presidents, but that does not mean that he is a bad president as some seem to think. In fact most people are really unaware of President Bushs accomplishments because they are so focused on a media led perception of failure. I say media led perception because most people tend to assume the natural logical progression from what is said in the largest news papers, and television news stations. In essence the AP, or Associated Press. Most Americans opinions oddly are the same, and reflect almost to the word the same ideas when asked about President Bush, and Iraq. The strange part is when they are compared with f
A Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Robert, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Robert said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Brian, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
A Policeman's Ghost
A Policeman’s Ghost It happened late on night long ago Along that winding mountain road so desolate and steep The night was dark and the rain, downward it poured The rivers rising as into the ground it seeped The wind whipped the trees back and forth as it howled Branches and even trees lying in roads everywhere Power lines were being taken down in this storm There were troubles to be found here and there In his cruiser he road quietly along on this night His rain slicker was right there by his side if he needed it He reported all the problems that he found And assisted people that asked as he drove by He was a special policeman, loved by all around He was then dispatched to check this mountain road Knowing that many motorist had been stranded there for a night He went and driving slowly he watched along the roadside For any vehicle going off the road and out of sight He stopped and removed a few branches that he found To make the road safe for people to drive sa
Political Correctness....
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Political Culture
Communism doesn't work. The only reason the Communist Chinese are successful is because Capitalist America is pouring money into it to get away from Marxist Unions. Ironic isn't it? Americans Aesthetics, a word that has found itself buried among the culture of America. This culture taken the ideas of difference, and expression far beyond what is tasteful. Sadly it all ends up the same. Americans always think that they understand things, what is beautiful, but they do not. It's always back-door, self-satisfaction, and some end personally desirable by which they would define it. They would not see the objectivity of the thing itself, and why it is beautiful. As in politics, which is called to some degree a science, we see that a politician must, as I have said before posited an aesthetic. But much like a prize fight, one may fight not to lose, instead of fighting to win. All this is evident from bonsai, and it is true of Americans nowadays which instea
A Political Platform
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'WalMart' policy: 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (Six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour work week and the successful completion of urinalysis. (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST t
Political Troubles And Quibbles
I anxiously await the text message. Yes, THAT text message. The one from the Obama campaign, announcing his vice-presidential running mate. The one that will likely dash my hopes for a juggernaut, game-over Obama/Wes Clark ticket. Or even, just to scare the white supremacists, an Obama/Bill Richardson ticket. However, I continue onward and upward with my own presidential campaign. I continue to search the land for the perfect VP running mate. Email me your resume. I might hit you up. Meanwhile, there’s been hubbub that John McSame, er, McCain is rising in the polls. And the now-discredited Zogby polls has him actually leading slightly. Well, so much for his supposed “victory” during the quasi-debate of spirituality and faith between him and Obama at Rick Warren’s church. That was a foregone conclusion to begin with. If Obama had proven himself the second coming of the messiah, conservative mainstream media and evangelicals would still have touted McSame the winner because he has an
Political Correctness Carried Too Far],,,lmao
Political Correctness carried too far Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES. ' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' (Loved this one!) 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. ' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
The Polite Way To Pee....
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to Teach good manners, asked her students the Following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner With a nice young lady,how would you tell her That you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would Be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to Say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain For once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused For a moment? I have to shake hands with a Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
Politically In Con Did I Say Con
A little background on McCains VP candidate from someone who knew her when she was nothing more than a drunk bar slut running around Palmer/Wasilla while her husband was off fishing or mushing.. So how does a nobody with a BS in journalism, from a tiny speck of a town (Wasilla population 6,500) in Ak end up as a VP running mate? Big oil.. After she was impeached as Mayor of Wasilla (she couldn't even handle THAT job for 2 years) she sold her soul to big oil companies in order to become governor.. They pumped millions into her campaign as she ran all over the state saying she was "for" Alaskans and an all Alaskan gasline.. Being "for" the Alaska gasline is what got her elected.. Since her election here's what she has accomplished.. She managed to get Alaska's gasline project on the ballot two more times here (we had already resoundinly voted all Alaska gasline once before) to try and change our minds and give all our gas rights to Canada.. Her proposal was defeated in a landslide twi
Political View?
"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." ~ James Madison ~
Political Correctness Hasn't Solved The Sexual Tendencies Of People
You know what, all this political correctness bull crap is really starting to piss me off. I mean, it’s starting to get stupid on what people can and cannot say, just so they don’t have to offend anyone. I mean, there are some things that don’t need to be said, like racial slurs or any degrading of a sexual manner, but the rest seems just ridiculous to even have. For instance, children are not suppose to watch Sesame Street anymore because of the stereotypes they portray, like Oscar the Grouch being mean, and the Cookie Monster being fat. You cannot have a black coffee anymore, instead you have to get a coffee plain, with no cream or sugar because saying black is derogatory to referring to African-Americans. Now come on, there are some terms that are just going a little too far here. It’s getting to the point to where you cannot say nothing anymore without offending one or two people out of two hundred and fifty million people in this country. But one thing that is funny, howe
Polictical Lines Are Drawn...who Would Be The Best Choice?
Good Morning. I hate to do this but it rattled me this am when I logged onto my computer and right in the first few lines of MSN home page was this little tidbit. “IN A DEVERSE U.S. , A MOSTLY WHITE RNC” So I bit. I watched the speech that Vice President Nominee Sarah Palin gave, and I found myself watching and listening and not clicking off it. I hardly ever do that on a political speech. I have gone so far over the years when conventions and political speeches are the only thing to watch on TV to throw in a CD or do some chores around the house…this speech she gave was right on point. She attacked the media, strong Washington Elites and nay Sayers along with her competition. She stood up for the American Farmer, the Hockey Moms of this country and even brought in her speech a little satire with asking the crowd “you know the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit-Bull don’t you? The Lipstick!” I found myself wanting to applaud when everyone else did on the video, but smiled inste
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I am always up before her. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think so? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
Police Humor Lmao Funny (time To Make The Donuts Haha)
Police Humor Posted: 9/24/2008 9:38:29 AM A police officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and goes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know whyhe is being harassed. So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride. The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation, he puts "AH" on the bottom; He then hands it to the violator for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an A** Hole!" Three months later they're in court. The v
Political Joke, So Bad I Haven't Heard It Used Elsewhere
The long-term effect of this election, I say, is that we will forever be speaking of the Palin comparison (and things to it.)
Politically Incorrect Thanskgiving Sayings
Reach in and grab the giblets. Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. Talk about a huge breast! "and he forced his way into the end zone..." She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. It's Cool Whip time!!!! If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out! "All I want is stuffin'!"
Political Censorship Is The Last Thing We Need
Dear Editor, The race between Barack Obama and John McCain is a virtual tie. This has been a wild, unpredictable election year. An election that will likely be decided by who wins the independent votes and swing states. Well guess what? McCain and Obama are not the only contenders. This year, America's presidential choices include lifelong consumer advocate, Ralph Nader, and two former members of Congress, one running as a Green, another as a Libertarian. These are not minor characters. These are viable candidates with growing support. They deserve to be heard and deserve to be in the debates. This is an important factor of the 2008 election that the media is overlooking. While the Democrat and Republican camps bicker over pigs and lipstick and try to out-shout each other in reckless calls for offshore oil-drilling, independent candidates have been steadily rising in the polls. Why aren't you covering this story? There's strong evidence that third-party candidates
Poli Sci
Are you brainwashed? What about some of your neighbors, are they brainwashed? Before you answer that, let us ask you a few preliminary questions: Do you believe that the United States was struck by a terrorist attack on Sept. 11? Do think that the people behind that attack were "Arabs" and that its "mastermind" was this fellow Osama bin Laden, operating from a cave in Afghanistan? Do you believe that the way to stop terrorism is to hit them hard, to hit them at their "bases" in such places as Afghanistan, and to hit the nations who might sponsor them, like, say Iraq? And what about the economy? Do you think that the recent fall of the stock market, and the weakness in the economy, have been caused by the Sept. 11 attacks? Well, if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you probably are brainwashed! If you answered "yes" to more than one, you are definitely a "goner." "But," you, reply, "isn't that what most people think? Wouldn't they answer those questions the same way
Poli Sci
Is there really such a thing as "brainwashing," or "mind control?" What kind of person is susceptible? What exactly is a "cult" and how are followers controlled? How can one recognize an organization that engages in such practices, and should such organizations be held responsible for the damage intentional manipulation can cause? The most insidious threat to our basic freedoms, such as freedom of mind and freedom of speech, is a little-known phenomenon known as mind control. "Mind control" refers to all coercive psychological systems, such as brainwashing, thought reform, and coercive persuasion. Mind control is the shaping of a person's attitudes, beliefs, and personality without the person's knowledge or consent. Mind control employs deceptive and surreptitious manipulation, usually in a group setting, for the financial or political profit of the manipulator. Mind control works by gradually exerting increasing control over individuals through a variety of tech
Police Say Teen Plotted To Kill Mom For Breast Implants
Amazing. . . . . . FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said. Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett. Weis' mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital. His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder. Barnett said Weis wanted to sell his mother's car and use money in her bank accounts to pay for breast implants for Alsept, 21. Barnett also said the suspects discussed wrapping Hyun Weis' body in plastic and dumping it in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona. All were being held
Politics And Media
Can't stand all the election crap. Pointing fingers, tripping over selves in speeches, videos, and blame everywhere. No matter what any candidate says about Bush, what people need to understand is that Bush alone didn't get us to where we are now. He had help, his advisors, Cabinet, and gee a whole bunch of people named CONGRESS. Guess what? Both candidates are a part of that. No matter which way they have voted, they have taken part in how we are today. And we have no one to blame except ourselves. We as a general public voted for not only George Bush TWICE but the House Reps and Senators. No one ever remembers this when things go wrong, but are happy to say they voted for their leaders when the economy is up. I hope the pandemonium surrounding an election year sickens you as well as me.
Political Correctness
'Political Correctness' The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was 'Political Correctness' . The winner wrote: 'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'
Political Humor
The Republican Fisherman A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.' She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' I am, ' replied the man. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.' The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.' 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the man, 'You don't
Politics
I just got off the phone with my business partner.. who swears up and down he is an independent. It is kind of hard to believe that when you listen to him talk. I've known him almost 10 years now, and not once has he come close to saying anything nice about a Democrat, and has never criticized a Republican. I used to laugh and try to get him all fired up about politics, but as time goes by I get frustrated with the attitude. It follows along the same lines as too much of Washington, which is party first, country second. Pick any President we have ever had, throw them into the office today and not a single one would succeed. Why? Because we have far too many politicians that don't care how good something is for the country if it does not benefit their party. If Congress would stop acting like 5 year olds, we might actually have a system that works. How much do they spend each year on screwing each other over? How much time and energy is wasted? When they could be d
The Politics Of Fucking By (¯`·ÞëÞu®Ãñg€£´¯)~ #1 Of The Venomous Vixens!!
The Politics of Fucking aka 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. As written by (¯`·ÞëÞu®Ãñg€£´¯)~ #1 of the VENOMOUS VIXENS!! 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting
The Polite Way To Pee.
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to 'after dinner.' The teacher fainted
Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
Politics ?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
Politics
All politicians are somewhat corrupt. McCain is the lesser of two evils. Obama goes to a white-bashing church, and has friends that are on the CIA watch list. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyspCRmJv7w Check out this you tube link. Your jaw will drop. I Didn't Know This... It's true! I checked Truth or Fiction website. I'm sharing this with others who might also appreciate learning. Question: What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard. Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard? Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified milit
Politics "oh My"!!!!
With voting on the horizon, I often think about how many people have truly thought about things. Who has actually taken a look around and noticed the past, present, and thinks about what is to come. I had an acquaintance once tell me his perception of human beings were that of mere cattle. I didn't agree with the opinion he spoke. As I have noticed things around me, it has become clear that some of us have lost the ability to think for ourselves. Its easier to follow the new trend, or follow rather than being a leader.Then there is always getting caught up in keeping up with the Jone's. When I think of the president, I am some what baffled at the thought that we put so much faith in one person to correct everything gone wrong. With all due respect, when you actually think of the process, it is never just one person that sends things into chaos. History repeats its self time and time again. From Roman times to now. People before us had the same challenges as we do today. The only
Political Spinning...
When you hear the politicians talk, think of this Blog!! AND this is why we call it ***POLITICS*** Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1883, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted, and hanged in 1889.' Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government faci
Politically Correct Terms For Females
Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold. She does not get drunk, she is accidentally over served or she becomes verbally dyslexic. She does not get PMS, she becomes hormonally homicidal. She does not hate sports on TV, she is athletically biased. She does not have a great butt, she is gluteus to the maximus. She does not have a hard body, she is anatomically inflexible. She does not have a killer body, she is terminally attractive. She does not have big hair, she is overly aerosoled. She does not have big hooters, her cups runneth over. She does not have great cleavage or a great rack, her breasts are centrally located. She does not have sexy lips, she is collagen dependent. She does not shave her legs, she experiences temporary stubble reduction. She does not shop too much, she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys. She does not snore, she is nasally repetitive. She does not sun bathe, she experiences solar enhancement. She does not wear too mu
Politically Correct Terms For Males
He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive His jeans are not: Too
Politically Correct Phrases For Students:
No one fails a class any more, he's merely "passing impaired." You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed." Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined." Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive." Kids don't get grounded any more. They merely "hit social speed bumps." Your homework isn't missing, it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience." You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness." You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time." You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome." You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear." No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced." You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective." You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal." You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participa
Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners
My cat does not barf hairballs he is a floor/rug redecorator My cat does not break things she helps gravity do its job My cat does not fear dogs they are merely sprint practice tools My cat does not gobble she eats with alacrity My cat does not scratch he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator My cat does not yowl he is singing off-key My cat is not a "shedding machine" she is a hair relocation stylist My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" she enjoys the proximity of food My cat is not a bed hog he is a mattress appreciator My cat is not a chatterbox she is advising me on what to do next My cat is not a dope addict she is catnip appreciative My cat is not a lap fungus he is bed selective My cat is not a pest she is attention deprived My cat is not a ruthless hunter she is a wildlife control expert My cat is not evil she is badness enhanced My cat is not fat he is mass enhanced My cat is not hydrophobic she has an inability to appreciate moisture My cat is not lazy he is
Politically Correct Seasons Greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year _______, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical a
Political Upset Of The Century
Political Upset of the Century Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Politics And Shit Like That
I don't know much about anything in the real world - if I didn't read it in a comic or a MuMM, I probably didn't read it. But is it just me or did McCain blow his election when he picked Palin for his running mate? What I've seen of him, he looks like a friendly old geezer, a veteran and that, and looks like a nice grandpa, or some guy who lives across the street who teaches you card tricks and cuts a squeaker when you pull his pinkie. So did Obama win the election, or did the environemtal-rape-in-waiting Palin lose it? Just a thought...
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..' ' And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted....
Politics
Can you believe all the racial jokes going around since Obama won?? I've heard it all!!! OMG!! Just because the man's skin is a little different??? COME ON!! Let's have an IQ over 12 here!! Almost makes me ashamed to be white...notice...I said ALMOST!!! I mean some of em are funny...like the new Nat'l Anthem is changing to..."Movin' on Up"...ok...that IS funny...BUT!!! Let's not EVEN get the whole black & white thing going here!! I'd HATE to even think of how ANYONE can fix this country!! HOLY SHIT!! Would YOU volunteer??? I know I wouldn't! I happen to LOVE ALL PEOPLE!! Now...what I DON'T like?? Immigration...the illegal ones?? I mean...if the American people don't learn to stand together?? We will LOSE our country!! So?? Let's lose the stupidity and start learning to STAND together!! Kudos to Obama if he can help this mess!! And?? WE DO NEED A CHANGE!! No more fuking BUSH and his "administration"...Even if ya didn't vote for him?? Why not give him a chance...
Political Ramblings
I thought it time to put a few of my election thoughts down. 1. I'm proud that our country has actually been able to elect a black President. Maybe we have actually made some substantial progress in the past 40 years. 2. I am proud that we had a serious candidate for Vice President who also happened to be a woman. I hope next time less is made about clothing and family role and on substantive issues. This applies both to the Sarah Palin AND Hillary Clinton treatment of this year. 3. I'm concerned about the socialist leanings of our president-elect and hope his views moderate. I believe that people should be able to work to get ahead and decide how they spend their own money. 4. I want to see both parties start to work for us, not just their own team/party. 5. I hope the Democrats stop blaming everything on Bush and that the Republicans don't start blaming all on Obama. There is plenty of blame and credit to go around, just get the job done! 6. I hope that peopl
Political View
Ummm yeah Author: cswandering Word count: 317 Obama On The Highway I know you're thinking: well, duh,I mean, he's a Democrat. Working class folks don't drive fancy, pricey cars. Believe me, this is the kind of detail that doesn't escape my notice. From what I've observed, Obama bumperstickers in Maryland are the province of the Mini-Cooper, the cutesy VW Beatles, and every junkie car in between. In the interests of full disclosure, one very rarely sees McCain bumperstickers down here, of any sort, so it's not like I'm claiming otherwise. So there we were, when to my utter excitement what do I see in front of me on the freeway? AN OBAMA STICKER ON A SLATE GREY BEEMER! I'll tell you, when I give a dollar or two to homeless people, whatever sense of smugness about myself being the second coming of Mother Teresa, is secondary to the real knowledge a person was helped. I take care of those who can't take care of themselves, temporarily. Not 100% of the time, but let's say 95
Politics
Comentary The US military is better off letting Iraqi's fend for themselves bringing back the Navy Carpenter badge, worrying about shipping , cargo and children overseeing the Army operations in America as we try to defuse and unscramble the fucked up mess our President and congress has made. The sit around 365 days a year putting together laws that have only the biggest prison system in the world to look up to. The power of president isn't to be given to a paranoid fagot and the mentally ill would be wise to collect the garbage of homo's and felons together to raise the kids of those who feel abortion is their God given right to birth control. If not for the funny looking fags who cant reproduce for fear of identifying with the opposite sex and their abilities or worse yet holding hostage those who would choose to disagree with them then who else isn't going to reproduce is the most likely to raise our kin. Production___--- Production has been replaced by ex
Police Video Of Meteor Over Edmonton, Canada
Politics
Something told me to write a blog about what's going on in my mind. That is what blogs are for of course. I normally don't write blogs or my thoughts down because I would rather act on them then record them. I wanted to talk about Obama, race, and freedoms from a logical point of view. That is very hard to do without invoking an emotional response from people, but I will anyway. I'm just that kind of guy. Obama is in my opinion a physical representation of what the country wants to be, but didn't know how to go about it. He is of mixed race even though everything about him is black, all the way down to his wife and kids. On top of that he is idealistic. One thing this country lack is idealism in the government. I personally am scared of people who have no ideas. That tells me that they are run off of programming like a robot and can not think outside of a box. The American people had to think outside of a box just to vote for Obama in the first place. I see much needed social cha
Politik
Politik: Coldplay Look at earth from outer space Everyone must find the place Give me time and give me space Give me real, don't give me fake Give me strength, reserve control Give me heart and give me soul Give me love give us a kiss And tell me your own Politik Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Just open up your eyes Give me one, 'cos one is best And in confusion, confidence Give me piece of mind and trust And dont forget the rest of us Give me strength, reserve control Give me heart and give me soul Wounds that heal and cracks that fix Oh Love, tell me your own politik Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Just open up your eyes And give me love over, love over, love over this And give me love over, love over, love over thi
Political Correctness - Important
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
Police Seize Record Date-rape Drug Haul
Police say a raid at a Perth house last week uncovered the largest quantity of date-rape drug GHB ever seized in Western Australia. They say the 1.6 litres of the designer drug, also known as fantasy, was destined for New Year's Eve celebrations in Northbridge. A 34-year-old man has been charged over the Duncraig haul and is due to appear in court later this month. Senior Sergeant Paul McMurtrie says the seizure may have prevented sexual assaults and even deaths over the festive season. "In quantities of up to four millilitres, it can anaesthetise people and render them unconscious and in quantities of up to eight mils and more, can actually cause a person's death," he said. He says police estimate there was enough of the drug for about 800 individual doses.
Politcal Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
Politics Again
what happened to american politics? What happened to democracy and equal repesentation? I think that's a trick question. George washington warned against partisanship. He said it would tear the country apart, and it's doing a pretty good job. One party has almost all of the media under it's control, and it's been spewing lies for the last five or so years. Do you guys want to know why our economy is so bad? Is it because of bush? hell no, the president has very little power over something like that. a huge part of it was this whole fannie mae, freddie mac jargon. It was the democrats who thought of it. Economists (or whatever they're called) from the bush admin. warned the dems about how it would screw us up. But they didn't listen. and now these idiots, who thought it a good idea to loan extremely large amounts of money to people who could never pay it, are blaming bush and the republicans for their own stupid-ass mistakes. You can't blame every problem on a president. Take Katri
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COS
Politics
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY WE ARE BAILING EVERY RICH PERSON OUT OF DEBT AS WE GO DEEPER IN DEBT?
Policemans Prayer
POLICEMAN'S PRAYER The policeman stood and faced his God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my Church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry badges Can't always be a Saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my work was rough, and sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. But I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep, I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around Except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, Lord It needn't be
Politics
Stimulous Package, I am so fed up right now with the Republican party, if John McCain had won the election and the Democrats help up a packege they would be seen as unamerican. Now i hear the Republicans saying that we are spemding to much, I am like WTF they are ok spending 80billion dollars every quarter on a un warrented un needed war, but not spending it on Americans. That just pisses me off. I have no problem fighting in Afganistan, but Iraq was a useless war, we have killed more Iraqi's than Saddam Huesein, and he really was a threat an assasination would have been alot eisier, im sure we could have funded some group to do it, lets say Black Water. Some one needs to call these people on what they are trying to do, they are hoping Presiden Obama will fail, this way they can try and reclaim the Presidency in 4 years. I hope every American see's right through this and ousts even more Republicans next election.
Politics 2
OK, so now i watching the news again last night, and a Republican Congressman named something Issa ( if you watch old movies this is very ironic) was talking about the Democrats grabbing power. What he was referring to was the the head of the census beruo now reportig directly to the cheif of staff. I was thinking how ironic that he could even comment on thi subject. Over the last 8 years one of the tactics the Republicans have been redistricting states to ensure they get more seats in congress and electoral votes in heavily Republican districts. A great example of this is Texas. Texas was redistricted to give Republicans about 10 more seats in Congress. Here's an example Austin the capital of texas leans very heavily Democrat. If you look closly it breaks down that South Austin is predominantly Democrat and there are more Republicans in North Austin. So what they did was broke Austin into two or three didtricts now south Austin votes with El Paso, El Paso is about 800 miles aw
Politics Again
More Political crap. WTF is wrong with these damm republicans in Washington after watching the nominee for comerece secratary, i am convinced that the Republicans are trying to sabaotoge the President, and by default the country. When will this end. Repulicans need to send a message to their ledership and tell them enough already. Do whats right for the country and not just your party. We are in a recession and we need to do what we can to get out of it, and polotics as usual is not it. Id we work together we can fix this problem, if the show was on the other foot i'll bet the Democrats would be working with John McCain because if they didnt they would be labeled Unamerican. So why not call a spade a spade and label the Rebulicans Unamerican because that is what they are right now, they are thinking less about the country and more about their party. Lets speak up as a country and put all this to end.
Political Update :::
Lets Recap the new political scene: • We have a CIA Boss with less experience than Austin Powers. • A Tax cheat for Treasury Secretary and three more that didn't make the final cut?? • The most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State. • An Attorney General terrorist sympathizer Now we find out that Eric Holder's law firm represents 17 Gitmo Terrorists. • And a new prez whose first act is not take care of domestic issues but close Gitmo and make sure terrorist's civil rights are not violated. Who then calls out a private citizen as his enemy - Rush Limbaugh, an entertainer. * A stimulus bill with no stimulus for the private sector but plenty for government and payback to unions, Acorn and the looney Left • Everyone wanted change . . Well you got it….Nice two weeks so far, I can't wait to see what's next.
Political Perspectives
I should keep my mouth shut and not talk politics but that is part of who I am. I am an Obama fan for sure. Today he announced he would pull troops out of Iraq within the next 19 months and set an end date for that conflict. Republicans really have no need to object because it also conforms to a agreement Bush had already signed with the Iragi government. But some troops will remain there as non-combatants. My objection is that the news media (namely CNN) is not reporting to us why troops will remain behind, or why they cannot all come home or be re-stationed elsewhere. If the troops left behind are not going to fight anyone why have military guys there at all? Are we to think they cannot use their guns during there duties there? I do not think they will do anything "top secret" and so I want to know why we cannot make a clean break and allow for a total withdraw for all the troops. Or least have some reporting on what kinds of duties our military will be inv
Police Beat Up 15 Yr Old Black Girl!!! Omg ***plz Let Vid Load**
Shocking videotape of police in Washington state assaulting a 15-year-old Black girl in a police cell has been released. In it, 31-year-old sheriff’s deputy, Paul Schene, kicks and pushes the girl, grabs her by her hair and slams her to floor. Then, he pulls her by her hair and takes her out of the cell. The U.S. Department of Justice is investigating the incident, according to Komo News out of Seattle. Despite the graphic video, Assistant U.S. Attorney Kelly Harris, who handles civil rights cases for the department, said his office was aware of the incident when King County prosecutors filed charges, but “we didn’t have a lot of information to go on at that point.” Shortly after the videotaped incident, the girl complained about having trouble breathing. She was checked out by paramedics but never taken to the hospital. Officers claim the girl called them a number of names, including “fat pigs.”
Policeman Killed In Ni Shooting
Policeman killed in NI shooting Police at the scene of the shooting A policeman has been killed in County Armagh as he responded to a call from a "vulnerable" member of the public. The officer was "gunned down" on Monday night as he got out of a car at Lismore Manor, in Craigavon, police said. No group has admitted killing the officer, who is yet to be named. Police chief Sir Hugh Orde called it a "sad day" for Northern Ireland's force. Politicians condemned the shooting, which happened two days after two soldiers were murdered in Antrim. The soldiers were shot dead outside an Army base in Antrim on Saturday, an attack the Real IRA has said it was behind. Politicians from all parties condemned Monday's killing, which Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward insisted would not damage the peace process. Disparate groups Sir Hugh, the chief constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland, said it was too early to identify the killers. Orde: "I
Police Double Standards
Police Double Standards Guy gets ticket for not having a front license plate. Then realizes the cop that gave the ticket does`t have one either.
Politicians
In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.
Politics
Obama funds $20M tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA This is the news that didn't make the headlines... By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in migration assistance to the Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza . The "presidential determination" which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4th. Few on Capitol Hill took note that the order provides a free ticket replete with housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support of the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006. A review of Barack Obama's most recent actions since he was inaugurated a little more than two months ago: His first call to any head of state as president was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of F
The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee.     " The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.     What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.     " "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.       And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.     " The teacher fainted...
Police Funeral Bullshit
4 cops in Oakland got gunned down. OK, that sucks for them, although it is one of the potential hazards of the job. Firemen can get burned. Butchers can lose fingers. Porn stars can get the crabs. Cops can get shot. So there is this massive outpouring of bleeding hearts. That is fine, death sucks, I get it. But then I saw the news coverage. They rented a fucking stadium. Schwartzenpecker, Boxer and Feinstein showed up. Berkeley cops stepped in so Oakland cops could take the day off? Very emotional. Very sentimental. But who the fuck payed for it? Schwartzenpecker has a budget to balance and work to do. Boxer needs to be in DC for Senate hearings. Feinstein needs to answer why she was in charge of oversight of torture, but let it all happen anyway. And were the Berkeley cops on overtime pay? And were the Oakland cops also being paid. And who the hell rented Oracle Arena? This is total bullshit. The state is fucked. The country is fucked. And these assholes are wasting time and spending
Politics
IN THE DARK I CAN SEE THROUGH THE SPECS UR THERE TO ME IN BETWEEN THE CASTINGS OF THE SHADOWS EXISTS UR OUTLINE FOR YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO SEE FOR UR EYES ARE BLIND TO THE LIGHT BETWEEN NO WORRIES MY DEAR FOR I SEE MORE THAN I CAN HEAR FOR MY EYES SEE INTO THE BLACKNESS RIGHT DOWN TO PORES OF YOUR SKIN
Political Confusion
In arms we welcome this  place called homebut in amazement we trample our brothers all alongto our enemies were the best of friends that we can befor too long we stood emotionless to their callssometimes i wonder if were there at allto busy are we amending what we did wrongto notice our brothers, our friends the ones we have knownnow the enemy turns against us were are our Friends we treated so badthere not here not to be found forever gone
Politics And Effects
Mans fall can easily be described by newtons laws of gravity- for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction with science a man can choose a positive action with pros and cons yet we choose the cons such is our down fall as man we choose to murder and mane our fellow bretheren when we should focus on the economy at hand- e.x. antimatter the seperation of particals at a sub atomic level instead of ridding the world of its energycrisis we choose to use it as a nuclear bomb in the wrong hands its devastating- so adds conflict to our worlds economy ultamately leading to a new world war a cold war if you will- mans downfall we simply wont exceptother religions or ethnicities with open arms-The indifference presents itself as a conflictof science and religion-Jon Campbell-I am a vissionary of the worldsscience yet i am a guardian angel to religion torn between the two i am the balance-Jon Campbell-I am a free thinker yet a feeler so i back the economy yet i riddicule it-Jon Campbel
Political Correctness
Ok, I have heard enough small peeps want the word midget banned from TV!  I think the world is going to far with this non-sense. Here is my reply to all this non-sense. I am half Irish call me a Mck pronounced Mik, I am also 1/2 Italian so I guess that makes me a ginny. I also a little over weight so call me fat, I wear glasses at work so I am a Geek, damn monitors kill my eyes, I like country music, the outdoors boating and fishing so I am a Hick. Put all this togeather and you have me, I am not defined by my height, color, weight, ancestors birthplace or what I like. I am what God made me a human being. We all come in different shapes, sizes and color so small people of the world get over yourselves you are only victim of prejudice if you allow yourself to be. I will continue to use the "midget" when I see fit. It's a word and only a word!
Polictically Correct
Ok, I have heard enough small peeps want the word midget banned from TV!  I think the world is going to far with this non-sense.   Here is my reply to all this non-sense. I am half Irish call me a Mck pronounced Mik, I am also 1/2 Italian so I guess that makes me a ginny. I also a little over weight so call me fat, I wear glasses at work so I am a Geek, damn monitors kill my eyes, I like country music, the outdoors boating and fishing so I am a Hick.   Put all this togeather and you have me, I am not defined by my height, color, weight, ancestors birthplace or what I like. I am what God made me a human being. We all come in different shapes, sizes and color so small people of the world get over yourselves you are only victim of prejudice if you allow yourself to be. I will continue to use the "midget" when I see fit. It's a word and only a word
Politics Again
I am insane, people. I have only just realized this, owing to the excessive amount of inconsequntial information that has been crammed into my head in the course of life. I came to this epiphany earlier today when I was considering the heeping piles of crap I psycho-accumulated in persuing philosophy as a course of study lo these many years ago, a sort of synthesis of the mass of western thought formed in my head gunk and it was simply this- To grow up or live in for an extended period and adhere to the rules customs and strictures of a society is to be a member of said society. Said society then takes onto itself certain responsibilities such as to preseve its componant individuals lives and livlihoods. When these responsibilites are not addressed and upheald by that society, where is the logical basis for continued obedience to the laws of said society? The founding fathers said there was none and picked up guns to fight. Despite this and two hundred plus years of celebrating that r
Political Humor
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama. The old rancher said,"Well, ya know,Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on  the doctor's face so  he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there to begin with."
Policy
BE   A    HAPPY ,  MAKE  A  HAPPY  TO   OTHERS.  WITH  HONEST , WITHOUT  SELFISH .  MY  POLICY
Politeness
My new rule regarding "Family" adds is due to one person on my friends list that asks by way of status for family adds so they can level up, typically I like to talk to someone before adding them to my family because of one folder that they will have access to & I know that alot of women on here don't want to see those pics so I like to tell them to be careful what folder you open if you go into my pics but if your settings won't allow me to shout, or message you how can I do this? As a result I added the fubux rule because I should be able to reply to a fupal message. I rate alot of pics, but alot of my friends will know I like to say hi too, all i'm trying to say is if I do you a favor I would appreciate getting a "Thank you"   the new rule for family adds is: unless your already in, and you need to be added to a demon family, hit the fupal link & send me 1 Mil FuBucks when I recieve the message I'll add you to my family. Thank you.
Politics Causes Crime
Well as most of you know who read the paper or watch the news recently in Buffalo there has been a lot of killings.   How it is stats wise I'm not sure but that doesn't really matter that much that is just how people compare how much crime there is at one time vs. another.  I'm not saying that you can get rid of all crime, because you can't.  But I do think that Buffalo isn't the only city where crime is much higher then it should be.   Stealing stuff is common in these tough economic times.  I think that getting rid of that would be pretty tough.  But I think one way to reduce that is to have cops who walk the street.  I think that when Cops know everyone in there little area it does deter some crime.  Hey if I'm a cop and see someone On Joe's bike then there is going to be a problem, but if everyone knows that I know what Joe's bike is no one is going to take it and if they trade it for drugs then the local dealers know that I know it is Joe's bike so they aren't taking it for drugs.
Police Your Mumms
Today I posted a Mumm that was completly SFW in its content. This Mumm upset the Mummers so badly they posted NSFW comments on it. I didn't think this would be an issue since I'm not the one that posted them, so I let them stay. About 3 hours after I posted this Mumm I got a message from Fubar Support saying that my Mumm had been deleted because it was NSFW and my Fubar account was in jepordy of being deleted as well. After going to the Fubar Help Lounge, I became aware that I, not the Mummers, am responsable for the comments the Mummers post on my Mumm. So, the bottom line here is POLICE YOUR MUMMS! You, not the Mummers, are responsible for the comments posted in them. If NSFW comments are posted your Mumm can be deleted and possibly your Fubar account as well! P.S. From this day forward ALL comments on ALL pages concerning George Feelsgood must be approved before they will be posted.
Politics As Usual?
I really need to start following Canadian politics soon.  It’s currently just some background noise for me.  I listen to CBC (equivalent to NPR) on my drive into work frequently, but that’s about the extent of my following of what’s going on in the Great White North.  I pay closer attention to what’s going on in my home country.   What I’ve seen the last year has been truly pathetic.  We come off eight years of leadership our government admittedly spied on its own citizens, imprisoned people without due process, politicized the Department of Justice (justice is supposedly blind people), invaded a sovereign nation without provocation and sold that invasion to its people and congress with lies, and encouraged policies that help drive the global economy into one of the worst recessions since the 1930s.   So after years of failed policy and fear tactics, now the right wingnuts are just making shit up.  Death panels!!! AHHHHHH! Obama wants to kill Palin&rsq
Politics As Usual
You know...I like Obama. I voted for him, and I actually thought things were going to change. With the Democratic majority they should have been able to pass any legislation that they wanted. Health Care, Foreign policy, The economy... Instead we have the same gridlock on the exact same problems that has faced this nation for decades. We vote for two different parties, but the fact is that we have had, philosophically, the same exact government since Nixon. Look back before Nixon. We had strong leaders...Eisenhower, Johnson, Kennedy, FDR. It doesen't matter if you agree with them or not, the fact is that they were Leaders, with IDEAS and principals. Then came Nixon...The conservatives love Nixon but guess what? Some of the USA's most Liberal programs came from his administration. Head Start, Education and Job Training, Trade agreements with Communist countries, all flourished under Nixon. Carters policies, regardless of the conservative hate thrown his way, were far more conservati
Political Correctness In Todays Society
i personally think political correctness has gone way to far in todays society. i am not racist but i do believe there are niggers in every race and i dont see that word as meaning just blacks. i do not belive in the whole PC race divisions either. you are black, white, asian, mexican, etc etc...snoop dogg isnt from africa so how can he be african american?...his ancestors are africans but he is just a black dude from america...i call them indians not native americans. in high school the mascot was the chieftains. they tried to talk about changing it but there was no way it would have happened. they said it was derogatory to the indians blah blah blah. i will refer to women as girls,chicks,broads, and if they deserve it i will call them bitch,twat,cunt etc etc. i use terms like nigger rig, jewed, gyped.  i make fun of illegals and i think we should not give them assistance if they are illegal. i believe there are some jobs women should not have including policeman. i grew up in a poli
Politics
Just wondering.....Why is my life and the rules that govern me made by people that are paid retarded amounts of money by companies that only wish those rules in place to make more money? Case in point...health care! It wouldn't be such a big deal if there wasn't a couple multi-billion dollar companies pushing there greed onto the american public. With the case of most things concerning human existence, fear and emotion dictate national policy. No real thought is put into trying to make, real people, better in this country or the world for that matter. I think that the middle and lower class should stand up and take whats theirs. U think all that money will do anything when 250 million people show up at your door. The average person has more power then they think when it concerns politics. They have the power to change others thinking towards a more positive goal for everyone. U think that company ceos want u have to original thought lol. No they want  your money. Hence the bank b
Political Rant
This is a response to a MuMM I read. It's poster claims that the reason for the economic mess we're in is due to us as citizens buying goods from non-American companies - things made in Japan or Mexico or China, for example. In my honest and humble opinion, the poster is badly off target. I BUY American where possible. My family buys American where possible. The main reason we as a country are in this mess (and I KNOW I'm gonna get attacked and just don't care anymore if I do) is because we as citizens of this country elected people who don't hold major corporations accountable for their bad practices. And THAT is what the major corporations want - blanket permission to rape its customers and provide little, if anything, in return! And it does NOT matter WHO you DID vote for, for many years the majority chose those people. And for many years the government didn't do it's job. And now we have to bail out major corporations and reregulate corporations who SHOULD have been watched in the
Politically Incorrect....maybe?
I have a tendency to say "Holy Christ on a cracker!" Now,I don't say it everywhere or anywhere,but I say it. I don't really mean anything by it either. I don't mean that I looked at a cracker either and there he was,Christ sitting there looking at me. I just say it. Now,I am pretty sure it pisses off my Aunt (bible thumper big time and not in a good way!). My kids don't say it,but I don't tend to say it around them. I mostly say it sitting over at Sweets house during psyc classes,cuz quite frankly,listen to that for hours on end kinda drives me nuts! Anyway,so maybe it is and I should stop saying,but I can't find anything better to say.
Political Boredom...
Sitting here bored out of My skull watching NY1 waiting for the ballots to be counted, polls close at 9 PM EST for the 2009 Mayoral Election. I voted for the republican candidate Bloomberg so now waiting to see if the guy I voted for will winOh noes republican, Lmao, I am an independent not Republican or Democrat I believe this is how politics should be, I make up My mind given who the candidate is and what they are about, I do not vote for the simplistic dullard basis of what political party they are onNow pondering what the hell to do, Me being the politically interested fuck as I am cancelled plans to watch who will win...okay I am bored entertain Me. *goes to My salute folder and look at the salutes people made Me…damn you should make Me one*…am not a sports fan but shall see if the Yankees will win Game 4 tomorrow night..Someone asked what am I eating for dinner…Hm.. Tuna Fish on wheat bread with lettuce, and some Orange juice, no I am not a health nut it is j
Political 2
Sitting here bored yet again... Update from blog http://www.fubar.com/blog/15189/1080386   ... okay the guy I voted for won, so Mike Bloomberg the republican candidate is now mayor of NYC.. though it was not the 15-20 point lead he was expecting over Democrat Bill Thompson, he only won by 5 points...   ...yea only posted new cause friend wanted to know who won... now that I think about it I could of just updated previous blog and not worry about it... oh well too late..well it will be when i click post.. but should I click post...should I go back and update.. lmao bored....   Lmao, the two people running for mayor who were "Independents" like Myself, got zero percent of the votes... damn will a non conservative or liberal ever win office
Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:   'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'   Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'           'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'   Sherman said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'           'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'  
Political Survey
My Political ViewsI am a center-left moderate social authoritarianLeft: 1.78, Authoritarian: 1.03Political Spectrum Quiz   My Foreign Policy ViewsScore: -1.6Political Spectrum Quiz   My Culture War StanceScore: -2.99Political Spectrum Quiz     as you were.... i was bored
Politics
Politics   Politics and political posturing are part of our everyday lives. From office politics to national politics, we are threatened by the coercion of others, as well as encouraged by the prospect of their accolades. Being in a political dream may indicate that you feel you are having to bargain for attention, moral choices, or the affirmation of others. You may also see yourself in competition with those around you for a limited supply of money or emotional affirmation. Did you or someone else initiate the particular politics of the dream?
The Policeman And God
Lisa Ascol-Beckman  The policeman stood and faced his God, Who’s time must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church have you been true? "The policeman squared his shoulders and said,"No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry badges can't always be a saint.I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough, and sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep....Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. But I never passed a cry for help,Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God please forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here. They never wanted me around, only to calm their fears. So if you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never ex
Politicians
Politicians   In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.
Police Harassment
Recently the Chula Vista (CA) Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question And answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the Civilian e-mail participants posed the following question, "I would like to Know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and Get away with it?"From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a Cop with a sense of humor replied:"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we Average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on General duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of Our harassing."The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact With the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of The 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the Rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents."When you toss i
Policy Of Truth & Drama.
No, this isn’t a fake blog and no it’s not anything dramatic. So if that’s what you came here for, sorry. Well, depends on your point of view anyways. Of late I am getting bombarded with more and more things that just make me go : WTF So many fakes, so little time. That’s a whole other issue that usually rights itself. What I’m not seeing righting itself is how some people are treating each other on here, and the depravity, the lies and the seediness that I’ve heard about. No one is perfect. We all have a few faces. One we show to the Fubar World, one we show to the pe
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading  America   Kentuckians, Tennesseans and  West Virginians  will no longer be referred to as             'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as
A Politically Incorrect Joke, Funny Or Not :p
A teacher is teaching inner city school kids about farm implements with pictures and explains each one.  She gets to the hoe, and says"This is a hoe."  a little kid in back says "That ain't a hoe, my sister's a hoe, and she don't look nothin' like that!"
Polishing
i totally think they oughta make a bling called your knob so that way when it gets polished it shows in your bar tab as   so and so polished your knob +485 points   hi all
Politico-esque ▬▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Okay Spinoza said to do a quick blog…. was suppose to post this days ago and I forgotOh noes, a blog of words, run now!So I will be discussing random things or answering questions posed to Me… Three things that would speak of My politics or ideal world view… Socialism HumanismGlobalism [no stupid American, socialism is not the same as communism.. damn read a book] I find freedom's mumm “How Socialists get it wrong ALL the time” [http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=600523] rather funny. He attempts to brand socialism as anti US and Israel because a socialist is a harsh critic of Israel and US.. so does this mean we can think that Partisan Americans who are against Israel must be socialist?Hm, does that mean Francis Bellamy the writer of your pledge of allegiance, a pledge devoting ones self to this country, is anti American? I mean he was a PROUD socialist? Hm, your theory is as always flawed.Since he blocked Me for questioning his style of English .. funny
Politics And Fucking
Are politics and fucking basically synonomous terms?
Politics, Screwing More Than One Person At One Time
Politics, daisy chain, synonyms?
Polishing Points
Ok, i've been trying to figure out what is worth what on here when you polish, this is what I have so far.  I know there are more blings out there so please comment and let me know how much it's worth. ~220 points~ 420Baby handprintBananaBeating heartBlack DogBlue BirdBunny HopBunny SlippersChocolate heartDemon slayerDirty DancingDisco DiamondDyn-o-mite!Easter eggsFloating heartsFlying pieFriendly CritterFuJuiceFunky MonkeyFuzzy BearGet lei’dGiddy upGold coinHandcuffsHappy BananaHappy Memoria dayHappy New yearHappy St. Patricks’s dayHardcoreHippo loveHorny ToadHummingbirdKung-fu PandaLlama LoveLove angelLove shakeMoonshineNeon HeartNew year kissParental  advisoryPet ShrimpPink RosePinwheelPunch drunk loveROTFLRainbowRough loveScrew itSingle red roseSmoochesStockingSweet candyT-bonedTA TA TuesdayTGIFTaco MunchiesThinking of youThrobbing heartTrance DanceWiggle em Wednesday   ~660 points~ Big boneCatch and ReleaseChampagneChristmas TreeDancing snowmanEager BeaverGreatest
Politics, Obama
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wheres your political savior now? Wheres the Democrat Jesus to make your country better? Wheres that fresh faced senator with no experience that is going to kiss everything Bush did and make it better? Wheres the manufacturer of hope and change? Wheres the guy who was gonna close Guantanamo? Wheres the guy that would BRING OUR TROOPS HOME ON DAY ONE??? Wheres the guy who's gonna balance the budget? Wheres the answer to all our problems? It certainly isnt with Obama. I think its HILARIOUS that all these people that were rallying and supporting Obama, the ones out in your streets with huge gatherings, the ones wearing a politician on a tshirt (that is a new one, treating politicians like rock stars) have learned quicker than we learned about Bush that he isnt shit and cant do shit about anything. Oh how the mighty have fallen!!! But its too late now because hes in office extending and progressing all the things we hated Bush for. We get pissed at Bush for
Police Abuse.com
kamau runs the site at the police abuse.com and the live police complaint center.com are the web sites kamau has alot of intresting real cases and videos he runs on the two sites, its really intresting.
Polish Divorce
Polish Divorcemark as unreadPolish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete." LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one." LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations still in Poland." LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player." LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?" POLE: "No, I always up before her." LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?" POLE: "N
Politically Incorrect▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by idiocy then I urge you to not continue, this blog shall keep the original language in a non-politically correct way the person said them in. It is not meant to offend any one, but if you are easily offend, please take your box of crayons, that coloring book, that plastic helmet and proceed to the myspace kiddy corner check out line... thank you. Blogging Buffoon Activated   Since spinoza dumb ass is too fucking slow to do a blog the silly bitch asked me to do one.Okay here goes, it has recently come to my attention that because I am an atheist, I am a judgmental prick who will burn in hell.What was my remark that got this theist so riled up? What was my "judgmental" remark? Well I simply made the TRUE statement that the being known as god is a subjective entity... with me making a statement about a subjective being, I was judging him.Oh yes, I am also "assuming" that religious people and atheist see each other as delusional.. um, that is n
Politically Incorrect And Totally Insensitive
Politically Incorrect and Totally Insensitive  1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.   The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa      2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.  It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer       3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.     4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Detroit, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets 5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools      6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.  I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"     7. Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.  I said "
Police State Amerika (repost)
David GallandCasey ResearchI just had a conversation with constitutional lawyer and monetary expert Dr. Edwin Vieira. I first became acquainted with Dr. Vieira, who holds four degrees from Harvard and has extensive experience arguing cases before the Supreme Court, at our recent Casey Research Summit in Boca Raton, where he spoke on how far off the constitutional rails the nation has traveled. Here is a summary of what he told me… Dr. Vieira and I covered a lot of ground in our lengthy conversation, most of it related to the U.S. monetary system – its history, nature, and likely fate. But in between the details and analysis of how it is that the nation’s fiscal and monetary affairs have deteriorated to the current dismal state – and how the global sovereign debt crisis is likely to be resolved – a couple of deeply concerning truths emerged.Concerning because, taken together, these truths have set the stage for a full-blown police state.The first of these
Political Leaders Fail To Stem Market Turmoil
Political leaders failed to halt a global stock market rout that gathered steam on Monday as investors lost confidence that Europe and the United States can rein in their budgets quickly and fear spread of a double-dip recession. The European Central Bank swept into the bond market to buy up Italian and Spanish debt and sling a safety net under the euro zone's third and fourth largest economies. But bickering persisted in Europe over a longer-term rescue plan. In the United States, juicy couture President Barack Obama called for urgent action on the US budget deficit but his proposal on taxes was promptly rebuffed by Republicans. The G7 finance ministers' and central bankers' pledge on Sunday to help smooth markets if needed provided little solace. Selling that began in Asia and Europe accelerated in the United States, where the broad Standard and Poor's 500 index plunged 6.7 per cent to close at 1,119.46, its worst sell-off since Dec. 1, 2008. The Dow Jones shed 634.76 points to 10,80
Police: Two Shot In Candlestick Park Lot After Raiders-49ers Tilt
Two men were shot and wounded in the parking lot of Candlestick Park after a preseason game Saturday night between the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders, police said. The shootings occurred around 8 p.m. PDT, shortly after the 49ers' 17-3 victory, police Sgt. Michael Andraychak said. The victims are a 24-year-old man, who was hospitalized with life-threatening injuries, and a 20-year-old man, who was hospitalized and was expected to survive, Andraychak said. Their names have not been released. The San Francisco Chronicle reported that police were holding a suspect soon after the shooting. San Francisco police Sgt. Frank Harrell described the suspect to the newspaper as a male adorned in Raiders clothing, adding that he was discovered on a party bus in an RV section of the lot. The Chronicle reports that the 24-year-old victim was wearing an "(expletive) the 49ers" T-shirt. He was in critical condition with two to four gunshot wounds to the stomach Saturday n
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of t
Political Ad Spending Spurs Local Tv Mergers
A period of consolidation is under way in local television — and with it, a renewed debate about the implications of merger and acquisition activity on the industry.A torrent of deals began in September when the bought seven local stations from the Four Points Media Group for $200 million, and it continued in October when the E. W. Scripps Company bought nine stations from McGraw-Hill for $212 million.Last week, in the single biggest television station acquisition in four yearsMoncler Store, Sinclair bought eight stations owned by Freedom Communications for $385 million.Other groups of stations are believed to be on the market now, further signifying that the broadcast business is becoming more attractive to buyers after several painful years. Analysts say firms that bought into the business years ago — like Cerberus Capital Management, which founded the holding company Four Points in 2007 — are ready to sell.“We really took it on the chin as an industry during
Polishser
I was wondering if any of you could give me bling credits.. I only need 4 to get a polisher. I'd really appreciate it.   Thanks!!!!
Political Dispute Creates Gop Split Between House And Senate
Washington (CNN) -- At the end of another long and confusing day of political wrangling over extending the payroll tax cut, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi asked a question on everybody's mind.On Tuesday, House Republicans pushed their call for further negotiations on a one-year extension of the payroll tax cut. They ridiculed a Senate plan for a two-month extension as irresponsible and unworkable, saying it would create uncertainty by failing to resolve the issue past February.Instead, the House on Tuesday passed a procedural resolution that expressed disagreement with the Senate plan and called for a conference committee made up of members of both chambers to negotiate a compromise.Obama and House Democrats called for a direct vote on the Senate plan, with Pelosi saying the refusal by GOP leaders to bring it up showed they feared enough Republican members would join the Democratic minority to pass it."It is harming the Republican Party," McCain said of the continuing impasse. "It
Political Roadmap
. [PhotoAgencies] PARIS - Russia completed a team sabre double at the World Fencing Championships on Tuesday, with the men just edging Italy 45-41 and the women beating the reigning world and Olympic champions Ukraine 45-33. Victor Cruz JerseyOrlando, FL (Sports Network) - Dwight Howard logged his ninth straight double-double against the Heat with 15 points and as many rebounds in support of an 86-76 Magic triumph over Miami, the 10th straight win for Orlando in the series. Drew Brees Youth Jersey . Rashard Lewis scored 17 points and Jameer Nelson added 16 to go along with five assists for the Southeast Division-leading Magic, who won for the ninth straight time at home and own a 14-3 record in Orlando this season. Courtney Lee logged 28-plus minutes off the bench in adding 10 points to the cause for Orlando, which has also won nine of their last 10 games overall with six of the next eight tilts coming away from Amway Arena. "Were just trying to get better," Howard said. "We cant think
Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Ain't The Brightest Bulb In The Box.
  A few fries short of a Happy Meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. A few clowns short of a circus. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Too much yardage between the goal posts. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off his cracker.
The Politics Of Skin Versus The Haves And The Have Nots
The politics of skin versus the haves the have nots   Division is the single most effective means of fostering strife on our planet. This is accomplished by two principle concepts; disagreement by differences in skin color and disagreement by differences in economic means. By these two concepts all of the strife on earth is achieved.   Underneath these two concepts are the subjects of faith and the subject of free speech. From the basis of skin color and economic means, a different standard is in place. No one will openly admit that this is true, but it remains so none the less. Add into the equation the faith of an individual and their freedom to voice that faith, and the standard takes on another appearance all together.   Strife in this world is a business that the world needs to support all of its activities. People are the means that the world uses to accomplish its goal of dominance. Seeing this is not meant to aid the world in change in any sense. Why? Because the world is
Police And Sex
So I'm just surfing around on random pages and come across a video that talks about a Memphis police officer that was "caught" having sex in his police car, on duty. If you're wondering why I said caught the way I did..............well he did it himself. He left his scanner on and EVERYONE heard it. If you had a police scanner, police scanner app on your phone, and then the actual police...you'd hear him and some woman fucking in the back seat of his car.   The people are really upset about it. I'm not sure if I would be or not. I mean I get what they are saying. He was on duty and their tax money helps pay for the car. He should have been patrolling but at the same time I'm like....when you want sex, you just want it. I'm sure some of those older women were like that when they were younger.    Oh well. I'm sure you could find the video on youtube if you want to watch. (no, they don't have subtitles or a recording of the sex, lol)
Police Raid Wrong House; Cause Fire
San Diego, California-  San Diego Sheriff's Department raid the wrong house for a marijuana bust, and a southern California family barely escapes with their lives because of it. Well if there wasn't just one more reason to legalize marijuana before, we just now found one. Deputies were on the track of a gunman that robbed a medical marijuana delivery service, and they obtained a warrant to raid the suspects home. The plan was in place, in and out with the suspect and no one gets hurt. But the raid didn't exactly go as planned. They bust in on an innocent family having dinner, the Houston family was sitting down to dinner when suddenly police storm into their home with guns drawn. Home owner Willie Houston didn't know what to think when armed men started ordering him outside,  "So I go outside to the door and they tell me to stick my hand through the bar and come on out and follow the voice and the light, and as soon as I get out they handcuff me," He said. The family was orde
Politically Correct Terms For Males
  He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist You do not: Undress him with your eyes You have a: Introspective pornographic moment He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive His jeans are not: T
Police Needlessly Kill 3 Dogs In Marijuana Bust
One dog lover in Detroit is upset after a marijuana bust turns into the murdering spree of his dogs. The dogs were shot from behind as they fled and one was even safely secured. Detroit resident James Woods plead with police to not hurt his dogs, but they had a different agenda, murder, according to the Motor City Muckraker. All three of Woods' dogs where shot and killed during the raid for an alleged marijuana operation. According to the publication a witness described seeing Detroit police shoot the first young pitbull in the face with a 12-gauge shotgun blast. The dog was confined to a locked fence outside and posed no threat to anyone. Witnesses also report police were chasing and firing on the other two dogs as they tried to flea from the armed officers. The female dog "Janey" continued to crawl to safety after being fatally wounded. “They shot her four times as she was trying to get away,” Woods said. After the massacre on his beloved dogs, Woods was taken to jai
Police: Deputy Shoots At Disabled Man Waving Gun Made Of Legos
November 16, 2012 7:31 AM   File photo of police lights. (Credit: Comstock/Thinkstock) Filed Under News Related Tags disabled man, gun, Kings County Sheriff's Office,Lego COTTAGE LAKE, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – A Kings County Sheriff’s deputy has been put on administrative leave after being accused of shooting at a developmentally disabled man who was holding a toy gun. The Seattle Times reports police got multiple calls about a man waving a gun at passing vehicles. “The first deputy arrived minutes later and the man ignored her commands. When the man pulled the handgun from his waistband and raised it, the deputy fired about 25 yards away,” Deputy Charlie Akers told the paper. “The man dropped to the ground and other deputies moved in to handcuff him.” That’s when authorities discovered that the gun was a Lego toy. “While on the ground, he made a movement to grab the gun and they just jumped on him. At that point
Police Officer
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. :) He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ..... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'A: 'Yes, sir.' Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers wi
Police Affidavit Says He Also Grabbed Her T-shirt. His Mother Formally Asked Prosecutors Not To Pursue The Case. Speaking To Reporters In The Cowboys
IRVING, Texas -- By the third time in a matter of two minutes that Dez Bryant said he was ready to "focus on football," he laughed. Terrell Suggs White Jersey . The Dallas Cowboys receiver knew he was being repetitive. He just wasnt really sure what else to say once he had announced Thursday that he was "excited" to have an agreement with prosecutors that could lead to dismissal of a family violence charge over a dispute with his mother. Bryant is attending anger management sessions, and the Dallas County district attorneys office will dismiss the misdemeanour charge if the third-year receiver stays out of trouble for a year. Bryants attorney, Texas state Sen. Royce West, arranged the deal. "He did a great job and took care of it," Bryant said. "That situation is behind me, and Im just focused on football right now." Bryant was arrested in July in suburban Dallas after he allegedly hit his mother, Angela Bryant, in the face with a ball cap. A police affidavit says he also grabbed her T
Police State Gone Wild: Couple Facing 60 Days In Jail For Rescuing Injured Baby Deer
Mike AdamsNatural NewsJan 30, 2013 An Indiana couple saved a wounded baby deer and nursed it back to life, saving its life and giving it a home. They named it “Little Orphan Dani.” When Indiana state officials got word of this courageous act of compassion, they ordered the deer euthanized. (Because government wants to kill everything you love.) When the deer “escaped” right before it was schedule to be killed — and yes, I think the couple probably set it free rather than have it killed — the man and woman were charged with unlawful possession of a deer. They now face $2,000 in fines and 60 days in jail. This is yet another example of the government police state gone wild, and it’s on top of seemingly countless other stories of similar police state insanity such as armed government raids on raw milk distributors. Click here for more details on this story from ABC News. Click here for the Facebook support page calling for charges to be drop
Police Jokes
****************************************************************************************************                                         The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the
The Police
Militarized police gone wild across America; terrorizing citizens, shooting pet dogs     Behaving like occupying military force Mike AdamsNaturalNewsJuly 7, 2013 America is rapidly devolving into the oppressive police state we’ve been warning readers about. Right now, cops are exhibiting thuggish, out-of-control “mafia” behavior as they run loose across America, terrorizing innocent citizens, shooting up the vehicles&nb
Polishing
Blocking people for polishing bling? Its part of the game how do you think you got where you were or did you forget you had to do it as well? I can understand if one polishes a pony but for the rest? STFU. It's a game and should be treated as one and not ultra serious because the majority come here as a retreat when bored, or to occupy our minds not get yelled at my greedy hoes and trendy fucks. Instead of blocking people who polish your treats why not be happy they ahve actually decided to visit your page? Sure it is to polish but it is an essential part of the game is it not? Saying I will block you if you polish my stuff is highly immature for an adult to say assuming one is actually their actual age on here but let's face it ,any say they are 23 and are 16 or 35 and 45 but still seems high schoolish now don't it? This is truly the adult version of high school although not many act adult here just goofy, flirty and such but it is a goofy game where many come to decompress. The drama
Political Correctness 101
Due to the climate created by political correctness that now pervades America into a never-ending / growing list of new categories..... Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore, TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN & BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN'. 2. Certain females are no longer called 'EASY' - They are called 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER OF ADULT ORIENTED SERVICES' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD
Polishing Ponies...and The Losers Who Block
LOL so one of the top players out here...who btw thinks she is all that...yeah wears the almighty fucrown...just recently blocked me...for polishing her fupony lol. OK I am outraged about this friends...mostly because there was no DO NOT POLISH request or warning on her page. Had there been, I would have respected her wishes and moved along. GET OVER IT Monalisa...you aren't all that really lol...oh and btw, when your bling is polished...and I polished quite a few of your shinies...YOU AND I both get the points. It's not my fucking fault that the powers that be out here have made the achievements so fucking difficult...and you better believe that if I see a fupony available to polish I'm DAMN WELL GONNA POLISH IT.  Like I said...get over your fucking selves.
Polkadoted
It's like alphabetty spaghetti. I quite like it, love it actually.
Pollo En Pulque
1 to 2 T. olive oil 1 small white onion, peeled 3 cloves garlic, peeled, minced 4 chicken breasts with skin on, rinsed, patted dry 4 leg quarters with skin on, rinsed, patted dry 1 C. medium-dark beer 1 C. chicken broth 1 large very ripe tomato, washed, diced 1 pierced fresh jalapeño or 2 pierced serrano peppers 2 dried allspice berries, crushed 1 small piece soft cinnamon, see cook's note Kosher salt 6 red potatoes, quartered, or substitute 10 whole small potatoes Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. In a medium saucepan, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onions and garlic and sauté until tender, 3-5 minutes. Pour the onion mixture into a large casserole dish and place the chicken on top. Add the beer, chicken broth, tomato, jalapeño–o, allspice berries, cinnamon and salt. Cover and bake 30 minutes. Add the potatoes and bake 30 minutes more. Uncover and bake 15 minutes or until browned on top. Serve with white rice. Cook's note: S
Pollo Con Naranja (orange-flavored Chicken)
1 3 1/2-to-4-pound chicken, cut into 6 serving pieces 1-1 1/2 teaspoons salt, or to taste 1/2 cup white vinegar 3 garlic cloves, minced Freshly ground black pepper to taste 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 cups freshly squeezed orange juice 1/2 cup orange liqueur combined with 1/2 cup water 1 medium-sized white onion, sliced into paper-thin half-moons 1-2 tablespoons butter (optional) Season the chicken with 1/2 teaspoon of the salt and place in a bowl or deep dish. Add the vinegar, garlic and pepper and turn to moisten the pieces all over. Let sit at room temperature for 30 minutes, turning once or twice. Lift out the chicken, draining it well, and blot dry with paper towels. Discard the marinade. In a Dutch oven or large pot, heat the oil over medium-high heat until rippling. Add the chicken and saute, turning once, until lightly browned, about 3 minutes per side. Transfer to a bowl and set aside. With a wooden spoon or spatula, loosen the fla
Polls And Body Counts...
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary American Humorist (1899 - 1995)
Polly Or Jack
A middle manager was in a quandary. He had to downsize one of his staff members. He had narrowed it down to one of two candidates, Polly or Jack. It would be a difficult decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would be the one to be let go. Polly came in early that morning, hugely hung over after partying all night and getting no sleep. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. The manager approached her and said, "Polly, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Polly replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
A Poll For Opinions
THIS IS A POLL FOR OPINIONS. I WILL FIRST SET A SCENARIO AND THEN ASK OPINIONS ON SOMETHING... SCENARIO: YOU HAVE A FRIEND, A BEST FRIEND, THAT DOES NOT HAVE A BF/GF AND SINCE THE MOMENT U MET THEM, THEY HAVE LOVED MASSAGES(NON-SEXUAL) (FOOT MASSAGES MAINLY) FROM YOU. YOU GIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU GIVE GOOD MASSAGES. YOU GIVE THEM CAUSE YOU ENJOY GIVING THEM AND THEY RECEIVE THEM CAUSE THEY ENJOY RECEIVING THEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE... THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY TURN ON YOU. THEY ARE MEAN TO YOU, THEN THEY STOP WANTING THE MASSAGES. YOU ASK WHY, THEY SAY BECAUSE ONLY A BF/GF SHOULD BE GIVING THE MASSAGE AND IT IS WRONG FOR ANY FRIEND TO MASSAGE ANOTHER FRIEND. END OF SCENARIO. NOW, FOR THE OPINION... IS IT WRONG FOR A FRIEND TO GIVE ANOTHER FRIEND A MASSAGE (NECK RUB, BACK RUB, FOOT RUB, ETC.), ESPECIALLY IF THE FRIEND IS NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP? REMEMBER THE MAIN THING...THERE ARE NO FEELINGS OTHER THAN FRIENDSHIP AND HAVE BEEN EXPRESSED THAT WAY ALREADY AND THERE WAS
Poll
i like you all to take a min. to rate me from one to ten. i want to know if you think im hot or not.leave me a comment rating me from one to ten. be honest i can handle it. thanks.
Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
Poll, Adult!
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Good old missionary 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others,
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HOW MANY MEN WOULD STEAL FROM THEIR CHILDREN DO WHATEVER THEY COULDFOR THEIR STEPCHILDREN LEAVE THEIR NATURAL DAUGHTER STRANDED NOT HAVING MONEY TO HELP WHEN ASKED AND THEN SAY THAT THEY LOVE THEIR NATURAL CHILDREN
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Okay, here's the deal. Pick a letter for which you'd do. Answer honestly. If we were standing under the mistletoe together, which would we do? A. Just kiss B. Have sex C. Just hold hands D. Hold hands and kiss
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Iraq poll: U.S. troops departure is asset BAGHDAD, Dec. 29 (UPI) -- About 90 percent of Iraqis feel the situation in the country was better before the U.S.-led invasion than it is today, according to a new ICRSS poll. The findings emerged after house-to-house interviews conducted by the ICRSS during the third week of November. About 2,000 people from Baghdad (82 percent), Anbar and Najaf (9 percent each) were randomly asked to express their opinion. Twenty-four percent of the respondents were women. Only five percent of those questioned said Iraq is better today than in 2003. While 89 percent of the people said the political situation had deteriorated, 79 percent saw a decline in the economic situation; 12 percent felt things had improved and 9 percent said there was no change. Predictably, 95 percent felt the security situation was worse than before. The results of the poll conducted by the Iraq Centre for Research and Strategic Studies and shared with the Gulf Research Ce
Poll Shows Support For Democrats' Goals
Poll Shows Support for Democrats' Goals Incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., second from left, accompanied by her husband Paul, left, pauses to pay her respects by the casket of former President Gerald Ford in the Capitol Rotunda on Capitol Hill in Washington Monday, Jan. 1, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) By DARLENE SUPERVILLE Associated Press Writer January 2, 2007 WASHINGTON — People overwhelmingly support two of the Democrats' top goals _ increasing the minimum wage and making it easier to buy prescription drugs from other countries _ as the party takes control of Congress for the first time in a dozen years. By a smaller margin, the public also favors relaxing restrictions on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, a third issue Democrats have promised to tackle during their first 100 hours in charge. The jury is out on incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Most people say they do not know enough yet to have an opinion about the Califor
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April Made Me Do It NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others
A Poll (honesty Requested)
I AM ASKING ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS/FANS TO HONESTLY ANSWER THIS IF YOU KNOW ME AND HAVE CHATTED WITH ME... I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF NOT BEING A TRUE FRIEND. I HAD A DISAGREEMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. SHE NEVER WISHED US WELL ON OUR TRIP AWAY FROM HOME AND I SENT HER A TEXT MESSAGE SAYING "TY FOR WISHING US WELL ON OUR TRIP, WAIT, U DIDN'T". SHE GOT UPSET AND SAID I WAS MEAN. THEN HER FRIEND, ALSO ON CT AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME, GOT INVOLVED AND SAID I AM NOT A TRUE FRIEND AND I AM A SELFISH PERSON. HE BASICALLY SAID 2 THINGS...TRUE FRIENDS NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER FOR ANYTHING AND NEVER HAVE ANY EXPECTATIONS OF EACH OTHER. I DISAGREED. I SAID TRUE FRIENDS SHOULD APOLOGIZE IF THEY UPSET OR HURT EACH OTHER (WHICH THIS BEST FRIEND HAD DONE) AND EXPECTATIONS IN FRIENDSHIP ARE HONESTY, TRUST, CARING, AND KEEPING PROMISES WITH RARE EXCEPTIONS. I ALSO TOLD HIM IT WAS ADMIRABLE HE WANTS TO BE THERE FOR HER, BUT SINCE HE DIDN'T KNOW ME, HE REALLY H
Polls From Aol... Does It Reflect Your Opinions?
Facing low approval ratings and a Democratically controlled Congress, President Bush delivers his sixth State of the Union address at 9PM ET. How much do you think Bush will accomplish over the next two years? Nothing 68% A little 21% A lot 11% Total Votes: 22,909 How important is Bush's speech? Not at all 62% Very 21% Somewhat 17% Total Votes: 22,680 How would you rate the state of the union? Poor 53% Fair 22% Good 15% Excellent 10% Total Votes: 22,570 How would you rate Bush's overall job performance? Poor 69% Good 13% Excellent 9% Fair 8% Total Votes: 24,126
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Just for the record I did not lie on any of these answers. NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?24-26 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 6 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off 15. Are you circumcised?No I am not 16. What gets you off fastest?Inter
A Poll Of Sorts.....
Things I wanna know.... Kinda gonna sound strange... How many of ya out there are somewhat computer savvy? and What kind of experience do you have?
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Color: 6. Favorite Music: 7. Sweet or Mischievous: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? 2. Why did you add me? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me that I had a right to know? 5. Rate yourself out of 10 as a person and explain why? 6. Where's number six? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me if I was sick? 9. What do I remind you of? 10. Whats your best feature? 11. If you could change 1 thing about yourself what would it be? 12. First impression of me? 13. Could we get along on a road trip? 14. If you didn't know me, & you saw me in the street - What would your first thought be? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you & what would it be? 16. Would you feel comfortable sleeping next to me? 17. Wou
Poll: Public Wants Illegals To Go Home
Eagle Forum Wednesday May 23, 2007 WASHINGTON - New polling shows a strong preference for enforcing U.S. Immigration laws that cause illegal aliens to go home. Advocacy groups and even some media outlets have released surveys showing support for legalizing illegals. However, those polls often gave voters a very limited choice between large-scale deportations or "earned legalization," or simply asked about conditional legalization without any alternative. When given the across-the-board enforcement option, with the goal of causing illegals to go home, the public strongly favors the enforcement approach over legalization with conditions. Contrary to the new Senate bill, most Americans want less and not more immigration. When told the number of immigrants here and the number coming, 70 percent of voters said the level is too high, 19 percent said it is about right, and 5 percent said too low. * 75% of Republicans said immigration is too high, 5% said too low. * 69% o
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Pollo Asado (marinated Roast Chicken)
(Marinated Roast Chicken) This recipe cooks up a fragrantly marinated chicken with fork-tender potatoes. Ingredients: 8 to 10 cloves garlic, minced 1 tbsp. salt 1/2 tsp. black pepper 1 tbsp. ground cumin 1 tbsp. dried oregano 1/3 cup lime or lemon juice 1/3 cup orange juice 8 1/2 lb. chicken pieces, well trimmed of all fat 2 lb. potatoes, peeled and cut into large 2- to 3-inch chunks Preparation: In large bowl combine garlic, salt, black pepper, cumin, and oregano and mix well. Add lime and orange juices and stir well. Add chicken pieces, turning them over so that they are well coated with marinade. Refrigerate at least 2 hours or overnight. Assemble equal amounts of chicken pieces onto two large roasting pans or baking dishes. Place potatoes between chicken pieces and drizzle with any remaining marinade. Cover with aluminum foil and prick foil in two or three places with knife tip. Bake in preheated 400°F oven 1 hour and 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°F and bake a
Pollo Asado (marinated Roast Chicken)
(Marinated Roast Chicken) This recipe cooks up a fragrantly marinated chicken with fork-tender potatoes. Ingredients: 8 to 10 cloves garlic, minced 1 tbsp. salt 1/2 tsp. black pepper 1 tbsp. ground cumin 1 tbsp. dried oregano 1/3 cup lime or lemon juice 1/3 cup orange juice 8 1/2 lb. chicken pieces, well trimmed of all fat 2 lb. potatoes, peeled and cut into large 2- to 3-inch chunks Preparation: In large bowl combine garlic, salt, black pepper, cumin, and oregano and mix well. Add lime and orange juices and stir well. Add chicken pieces, turning them over so that they are well coated with marinade. Refrigerate at least 2 hours or overnight. Assemble equal amounts of chicken pieces onto two large roasting pans or baking dishes. Place potatoes between chicken pieces and drizzle with any remaining marinade. Cover with aluminum foil and prick foil in two or three places with knife tip. Bake in preheated 400°F oven 1 hour and 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350°F and bake a
Pollo Al Mango Mambo (mango Mambo Chicken)
Ingredients: 2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/2 tsp. cumin 1 tsp. garlic powder 2 1/2 lb. chicken, cut into pieces 1/4 cup vegetable oil 2 cups ripe mango, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, divided 1/2 tsp. salt 1/3 cup finely chopped red onion 1/2 cup orange juice 1/2 tsp. orange zest (finely grated orange peel) 3/4 tsp. fresh ginger, finely minced or grated Chopped fresh parsley for garnish Preparation: Combine salt with black pepper, cumin, and garlic powder. Rub mixture over chicken pieces. Heat oil in large skillet or stockpot over medium heat and add chicken. Sauté chicken pieces on all sides for several minutes, adding oil as needed, until they are well browned and no pink remains. Preheat oven to 375°F. In the meantime, mash 1 cup of the mango to make a coarse puree that is partially lumpy. Combine mango mash, remaining mango cubes, salt, red onion, orange juice, orange zest, and fresh ginger and mix well. Place chicken pieces into a 10- to 12-inch-square glass or
Pollo Al Mango Mambo (mango Mambo Chicken)
Ingredients: 2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/2 tsp. cumin 1 tsp. garlic powder 2 1/2 lb. chicken, cut into pieces 1/4 cup vegetable oil 2 cups ripe mango, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, divided 1/2 tsp. salt 1/3 cup finely chopped red onion 1/2 cup orange juice 1/2 tsp. orange zest (finely grated orange peel) 3/4 tsp. fresh ginger, finely minced or grated Chopped fresh parsley for garnish Preparation: Combine salt with black pepper, cumin, and garlic powder. Rub mixture over chicken pieces. Heat oil in large skillet or stockpot over medium heat and add chicken. Sauté chicken pieces on all sides for several minutes, adding oil as needed, until they are well browned and no pink remains. Preheat oven to 375°F. In the meantime, mash 1 cup of the mango to make a coarse puree that is partially lumpy. Combine mango mash, remaining mango cubes, salt, red onion, orange juice, orange zest, and fresh ginger and mix well. Place chicken pieces into a 10- to 12-inch-square glass or
Pollo Con Jugo De Naranja (spicy Chicken In Orange Juice)
For this traditional Mexican recipe, use boneless chicken breasts to cut cooking time in half. Ingredients: 1 1/2-2 pounds boneless chicken breasts, cut into 2- or 3-inch pieces 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1/2 cup flour 1 1/2 -2 cups vegetable oil for frying 3/4 cup orange juice 1/4 teaspoon chile or cayenne pepper powder 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 cup raisins 1/3 cup chopped blanched almonds Preparation: Preheat oven to 350°F. Season the chicken with salt and dust lightly with flour. Heat the oil in a large skillet and fry the chicken pieces on each side for 1 to 2 minutes or until lightly browned. Drain the chicken and transfer to an ungreased baking dish. Drizzle the orange juice over the browned chicken pieces. Combine the chile (or cayenne pepper), cinnamon, and cloves and sprinkle the powdered mixture evenly over the chicken. Top with raisins and almonds. Bake uncovered at 350°F for 15 to 20 minutes, basting the chicken with the juice at l
Pollo Curruscante Al Horno (crispy Oven-baked Chicken)
This same preparation technique can be used to make chicken nuggets for children. Just cut the chicken into bite-size pieces, and reduce the cooking time by about half. Ingredients: 3 2/3 cups cornflakes 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 tsp. dried thyme 1 1/2 tsp. dried oregano 1 tsp. salt 1 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1 1/2 tsp. onion powder 1 1/2 tsp. chili powder 5 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 2 egg whites, lightly beaten Cooking spray Preparation: Preheat oven to 350°F. Place cornflakes in plastic food-storage bag. Seal bag and gently crush cornflakes with hands. Pour cornflakes onto plate; reserve. Place flour; thyme; oregano; salt; and garlic, onion, and chili powders in bag. Seal and shake, thoroughly mixing ingredients. Add chicken breasts to bag, seal, and shake until chicken is well coated with flour mixture. Next, in small bowl lightly beat egg whites, and dip each piece of chicken in whites. Roll pieces in cornflakes. Arrange chicken on baking sheet lightly
Pollo Con Vegetales (chicken With Vegetables)
This Uruguayan stew, with tender chicken pieces and vegetables swimming in a heady wine sauce, is prepared in a single pot. It almost cooks itself! Ingredients: 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 pounds skinless chicken (with bone), cut into pieces 1/2 cup water 1/2 to 1/3 cup thinly sliced carrot rounds 1 medium potato, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 small onion, finely chopped 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 bay leaves 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon flour 1/3 cup thinly sliced fresh mushrooms (optional) 1/4 cup dry or semidry white table wine Preparation: Heat the olive oil in a wide-bottom stockpot or Dutch oven. Brown the chicken pieces over medium-high heat for several minutes on all sides, until no pink remains. Add 1/4 cup of the water and the carrot rounds. Cook, covered, over medium heat for 2 to 3 minutes. Add the potato, onion, garlic, bay leaves, salt, black pepper, and the remaining 1/4 cup of water. Carefully toss all ingredients. Cover and
Pollo Con Vegetales (chicken With Vegetables)
This Uruguayan stew, with tender chicken pieces and vegetables swimming in a heady wine sauce, is prepared in a single pot. It almost cooks itself! Ingredients: 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 pounds skinless chicken (with bone), cut into pieces 1/2 cup water 1/2 to 1/3 cup thinly sliced carrot rounds 1 medium potato, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 small onion, finely chopped 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 bay leaves 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon flour 1/3 cup thinly sliced fresh mushrooms (optional) 1/4 cup dry or semidry white table wine Preparation: Heat the olive oil in a wide-bottom stockpot or Dutch oven. Brown the chicken pieces over medium-high heat for several minutes on all sides, until no pink remains. Add 1/4 cup of the water and the carrot rounds. Cook, covered, over medium heat for 2 to 3 minutes. Add the potato, onion, garlic, bay leaves, salt, black pepper, and the remaining 1/4 cup of water. Carefully toss all ingredients. Cover and
Poll 2007
Do we really need any more CCTV? Do we really need any more CCTV? The UK now has more CCTV video surveillance than any other country in the world with over 4 million cameras. The technology is rapidly advancing with cameras, networks and databases growing ever more sophisticated. Yet there are apparently few safeguards to protect the data or our civil liberties. Indeed, Information Commissioner, Richard Thomas, recently voiced his fears that Britain had become "a surveillance society". This week a new generation of "talking" CCTV cameras will be rolled out across the country, using loud speakers to tell people off for a range of anti-social behaviour. Do you think faceless cameras barking orders are a step too far? Does the government need to rethink its approach to CCTV? Is George Orwell's 1984 becoming reality in modern Britain? Or perhaps you feel safer knowing you are being watched? Are the cameras effective at preventing crime? Are they necessary to keep order on our street
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Pollo En Salsa De Frijol Negro (chicken In Black Bean Sauce)
4 chicken thighs and 4 legs 1 large can of black beans 1/2 cup of sofrito casero (onion, bell pepper, cilantro and garlic blended together) Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 teaspoon of cumin 1 tablespoon of oregano 1 teaspoon of apple cidar vinegar 1/2 can of tomato sauce Wash and season chicken with salt and pepper and set aside. In a deep iron cast skillet, add olive oil and sautee the sofrito for a minute. Add cumin, oregano and tomato sauce and mix around. Add beans and mix well. Add 1 cup of broth and mix. Let cook for 10 minutes. Finally add apple cidar vinegar and mix and cook another 3 mins. Add chicken one at a time and submerge completely in sauce and cook for another 35-40 minutes. Let sit for a few minutes before serving over white rice. Yum, Yum!!! The chicken will taste better if marinated overnight.
Pollo Rancho Luna Recipe *chicken*
6 tablespoons olive oil, divided 6 cloves garlic, minced 2 onions, chopped 1/2 cup orange juice 1/2 cup lemon juice 1/4 cup white wine 1 (4 pound) whole chicken, cut into 4 pieces salt and pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 ºF (175 ºC). Heat 3 tablespoons of the oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic and saute for 1 minute; set aside. In a separate medium bowl, combine the remaining oil, onion, orange juice, lemon juice and wine. Add the heated garlic and oil to this and mix well. Place chicken pieces in a 9x13 inch baking dish and pour the juice mixture over the chicken, coating well. Bake at 350 ºF (175 ºC) for 1 hour, basting occasionally with the sauce. Makes 4 servings
Pollution Of Words And Money
words are our means of communication, that which raises man above beasts. we can think, we have concepts, we can write and pass our beliefs from one land to another, one generation to the next. pollute our relationships with flattery and manipulation, our languages with lies, propaganda, self-serving use of images, the prostitution of words and meaning, and we can no longer reach each other. we become isolated. nothing is real. we drown in a morass of the sham, the expedient. Deceipt, corruption, and betrayal---the lowest circles of hell. ever since man aquired goods and leisure, specialized his skills and learned to cooperate one with another for everyone's benifit, we have used a common means of exchange----money. in fact, ever since we began anything one could call civilization and learned that we are more than a collection of individuals, each for himself, and formed the concept of community, money has been pivotal. pollute that, and you strike at the root of all society.
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Funny how some people claim they are "green" but yet drive a V8 Sports car while driving one block to go eat lunch instead of walking. They are also the ones that change their own oil and then dumb it in the grass.
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1.Have you ever given a blowjob? 2. How old were you the first time? 3. How old was the guy? 4. Did you make him cum? 5. Where did he cum? 6. Have you ever given a blowjob for someone helping you? 7. Where does the guy usually cum? 8. How many guys have you blown? 9. Have you ever given a blowjob to get something? 10. How long have you waited before giving head? 11. What different places have you given head? 12. Have you ever been caught giving head.? 13. Have you ever given head to one of your friends boyfriends behind their back? 14. Do you prefer to give or recieve oral? 15. Do you deep throat.? 16, Have you ever given head while others watched? 17. Whats the best blowjob story you have? 18. would you take it on the face? 19 would you blow me? j/k answer if you like
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Have you ever had a three-some that included you, your spouse or significant other) and another person? Check all that apply.CHOICES       - No, I am a man, she can have sex with others as long as I don't have to participate.,       - I am a man and I like to watch my wife or significant other have sex with others while I watch and masturbate.,       - No, I am a woman, and I don't want to share my man with anyone while I am with him.,       - No, I am woman, he can have sex with other women as long as I don't have to participate.,       - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a man.,       - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a woman.,       - No, I am a man, but I have had threesomes with others.,       - No, I am a man, but the idea sounds exciting.,       - No, I am a man, and I don't want to share my woman with anyone while I am with her.,       - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a man.,       - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a woman.,       - No,
Poll For Worst Character Portrayal
Doing this on a bunch of different sites. Combined answers will result in a Top 10 list.   A bunch of books, comics, video games and cartoons have been made into movies. What's the single worst character from which actor? Pick the 1 worst you've ever seen?   My pick: Jim Carrey as the Riddler   (If someone has already written your answer, write it in anyway)
Poll Shows Generational Divide Over Health Care
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/05/hea... Americans appear split over President Barack Obama's health care proposals, according to a new national poll. Fifty percent of those questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Wednesday morning say they support the president's plans, with 45 percent opposed. "Obama's plan is most popular among younger Americans and least popular among senior citizens," CNN Polling Director Keating Holland said. "A majority of Americans over the age of 50 oppose Obama's plan; a majority of those under 50 support it." That's funny though, old people need it the most!
Poll Being Done.
1. How old are you? 2. What is your sexual orientation?   3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? 4. Have you ever received oral sex? 5. How many sexual partners have you had?
Poll, Mumm, There Is A Difference!
should i or shouldn't i, or should i do this or that are mumms that are sfw, would you do this or do that or not is a poll and should be marked nsfw by the poster!
Poll: Facebook Ads Not Working On Most Users
Poll: Facebook ads not working on most users A new poll shows the vast majority of Facebook users say ads on the social network have never led them to make a purchase.  cheap michael kors watches online  Four out of five Facebook users said neither advertisements nor comments on the social network have ever led them to buy a product or service, according to the poll by Reuters/Ipsos. The poll comes at a terrible time for Facebook as the company, which just went public last month, struggles with concerns that it hasn't figured out how to monetize its more than 900-million users effectively. Michael kors outlet bags on sale Before its IPO, the company announced that it has yet to figure out effective ways to generate revenue from users accessing the social network from their mobile devices. That disclosure, which was revealed in documents filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission, set off some red flags for would-be investors. And even more people became concerned about the
5,7 Pollici + Scheda Dual Il Frontale L 320 Dual-core Thl W7
5,7 pollici + scheda dual il frontale L 320 dual-core THL W7Se ti senti positivo come Samsung GALAXY Nota II, dalla parte posteriore sarà in grado di confrontare intuitiva risoluzione THL W7 corpo reale, perché l'ovvio il logo "THL" marchio e il fondo "Tecnologia Happy Life" concetto di identità. La forma curva del corpo e la parte posteriore dell'arco circa gradi forniscono una presa comoda.smartphone android La parte supcieriore del coperchio posteriore è un 800-megapixel, ed è dotata di un flash LED, e migliorare la capacità di scattare foto in condizioni di scarsa illuminazione.Dal momento che le immagini di cui, cerchiamo di arrivare a comprendere la funzione e l'effetto della telecamera. Impostazioni della fotocamera parametri per THL W7 con i nostri modelli Android non sono molto diversi, le funzioni di base sono disponibili per supportare la macchina fotografica panoramica, sensibilità, contrasto, saturazione e così via può essere regolata a seconda della situazione.Effetto fot
5,7 Pollici Grande Schermo Il Prepotente Thl W7
5,7 pollici grande schermo il prepotente THL W7cellulari android THL W7 ha un diritto-tocco di design, la fusoliera con un enorme 5,7 pollici touch screen capacitivo, risoluzione ha raggiunto un elevato livello di 1280x720 pixel, l'effetto della performance è nitida e chiara. Dietro una macchina fotografica 800 milioni di pixel, la stessa può portare buona capacità di ripresa. Inoltre, built-in cui e 'dotato del sistema operativo Android per smartphone, un processore dual-core con il restante completamente funzionale anche portare una buona esperienza.smartphone android THL W7 è un ha un 5,7 pollici telefono touch screen capacitivo, il suo grande schermo è impressionante. Dal prezzo indicato di questo prodotto è sempre stato un prezzo stabile di meno di 1.700 yuan ha presentato anche un buon rapporto qualità-prezzo. Inoltre, l'acquisto di questo prodotto sarà devoluto 228 baldoria di yuan (lamina originale + potere mobile + coperchio di protezione in silicone + custodia posteriore cope
5 Pollici Hd Schermo Quad-core
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Poll: President Obama Job Approval Rating Down
Poll: President Obama job approval rating down Obama has a 45 percent approval rating in the Quinnipiac University survey. | AP Photo Close By KEVIN CIRILLI | 5/30/13 6:40 AM EDT President Barack Obama’s approval rating took a hit amid three controversies surrounding his administration, including an investigation into the Internal Revenue Service unfairly targeting conservative groups seeking nonprofit status, a new poll Thursday showed. Obama has a 45 percent approval rating and a 49 percent disapproval rating — compared with a 48 percent approval, 45 percent disapproval rating from May 1, according to the Quinnipiac University poll. Continue Reading Text Size - + reset POLITICO Junkies: Power plays Latest on POLITICO TSA abandons plan to allow knives Lawmaker reveals threat to fetus Eric Ueland returns to Senate Kirk, Rush declare cease-fire GOP touts immigration report
Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his
Polo's Flag And Poem
I thank God everyday. For bringing you into my life. Teaching me that there's more to me. Than I have ever known. That there are others out there. Who are just like me. For the blessing he has given me. Not once but twice now! I finally understand why. We were brought together. To change each other's worlds. Making me unafraid. I'm now ready for whatever is to come! I Luv you with all my heart my friend!
A Pologamy Prayer
The Lord makes me cheerful He is Mighty and True! He gives His children wonderous gifts, This one I pray He grant for me. One day, dear Lord, may I be in a righteous poly family? With my husband, leading noble, Christ-like, of truth? With a Sister Wife, best friend soul to soul, loving and caring too? Please dear Lord, someday let it be. And help me Lord to grow closer to Thee. In Jesus Name, Thy Will Be Done. Amen
A Pologamy Song
The Poly Man Can To the tune of "The Candy Man Can" performed by Sammy Davis, Jr. Who can wed a third wife, Married her in June Take her on a honeymoon and have a child or two The poly man, the poly man can, The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love and makes his wives feel good Who can take a marriage, Base it in our Lord? Make Him the Foundation and live a very grand life The poly man, the poly man can, The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love and makes his wives feel good The poly man makes every wife he takes Overflowingly ecstatic. Talk about your womanhood wishes. You don't always wash the dishes! Who has his home filled, With three loving wives? Living in the love of and affection of his brides, The poly man? The poly man can, the poly man can The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love and makes the wives feel good And the wives feel good 'cause the poly man knows they should
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Poly, Sluttiness And Other Stuff About Me...
I just want to get this out there so I can stop answering questions -- Yes, I am married but we are poly. So, yes, theoretically we could "get together". This does not mean we will. It does not mean I screw anyone who asks. It does not even mean I have a whole lot of experience. It merely means that if there is someone I have an interest in, I am able to pursue that interest assuming it is mutual. Other things you should know about me: I am submissive. I identify as a slut. It still doesn't make me easy. It's about a certain mindset. I like to call guys Daddy but this does not indicate an interest in incest. And again, it's about a certain frame of mind and type of relationship I enjoy. Speaking of, here is what I seek in a possible relationship: I am a naughty girl and like a man with a mind even more twisted than my own. Someone who can surprise me. Age/size/race truly unimportant so long as you can hold a conversation. Make me laugh and I'm putty in your hands.
Poly Minded
When I entered into this "poly" relationship, I thought it was what I wanted. For the most part it is. I was ready to share My husband's body, His mind and even his spirit with others. I did not realized I would also have to share his heart. It never dawned on me that he would fall in love with another. I am not sure I can handle that. I thought that part of him was mine and mine alone, as that part of Me is his and his alone. Shows me where thinking gets me. I guess I am not so poly minded after all. Because I am not ok with this...
Polyamory
Polyamory By Non Famous Lauren Polyamory (or being poly) means having multiple beloveds (as opposed to "monogamy" -- one marital partner -- or "polygamy" -- multiple marital partners). The word "polyamory" has a different meaning than sexual profligacy, open marriages, and swinging in that polyamory typically refers to having multiple long-term lovers, all of whom know about (though they may or may not be mutually intimate with) each other. The emphases on openness of communication and balancing the multiple commitments is the key feature that distinguishes polyamory from other forms of multiple partnering. Often, one's closest lover is called one's primary, with other lovers being called secondaries. Many successful polyamorous relationships revolve around a centrally strong primary commitment, one that may even have started off being monogamous and only gradually extended to include others. However, polyamorous relationships have other expressions as well. One form of polya
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I borrowed from a friend and placed here as a reference. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter One : Polyamory concepts & theory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Terminology Poly :- what is commonly referred to as 'poly' is a blanket term to cover one or more of 'pansexuality', 'polygamy' or 'polyamory'. Polygamy :- is the state of being married to more than one person. Polyamory :- is to have multiple loving, caring (possibly sexual) relationships. Pansexuality :- I will cover Pansexuality in the first topic on this page. Consensual Sex :- is sex where both parties are mature enough to understand the nature & potential complexity of sexual interaction; and all involved parties have consented. Pansexuality Personal Pansexuality is a state of not having one's sexuality limited or defined by the culture in which you live. Social customs and tradition are n
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I am exploring the concept of polyamorous relationships. Why, you might ask! Long story, not sure I want to share it at this point in time, lol. Let's just say I've discovered my personality makes me better suited for that type of relationship, as opposed to the standard! I would like the opinions/ideas of my friends and family members regarding polyamory and the viability of such a relationship. Those comfortable with this topic can either post their opinion here or PM/cmail me! Thanks, everyone! Yeah, I think about the most interesting things, don't I, lol!! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings!
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Ingredients * 1/2 cup unsweetened pineapple juice * 1/4 cup honey * 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1 Tbsp. grated fresh ginger or 1 tsp. ground ginger * 1 tsp. salt * 12 chicken wings (about 2-1/2 lb.) * 1 fresh pineapple, cored, halved lengthwise, and cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices Directions 1. For marinade, in a small saucepan stir together pineapple juice, honey, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, ginger, and salt. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, about 12 minutes or until the marinade is reduced to 1/2 cup, stirring occasionally. Let mixture cool to room temperature. 2. Cut each chicken wing at the large joint (you will get 2 portions from each wing). Place chicken pieces in a plastic bag set in a shallow dish. Pour marinade over chicken pieces; seal bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for at least 6 hours or up to 24 hours, turning bag occasionally. Drain chicken pieces, reserving marin
Polyamory
Polyamory (from poly=multiple + amor=love) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Polyamorous perspectives differ from monogamous perspectives, in that they respect a partner's wish to have second or further meaningful relationships and to accommodate these alongside their existing relationships.
Polygamy
The term polygamy (many marriages in late Greek) is used in related ways in social anthropology, sociobiology, and sociology. Polygamy can be defined as any "form of marriage in which a person [has] more than one spouse."[1] In social anthropology, polygamy is the practice of marriage to more than one spouse simultaneously. Historically, polygamy has been practiced as polygyny (one man having more than one wife), or as polyandry (one woman having more than one husband), or, less commonly as "polygamy" (having many wives and many husbands at one time). (See "Forms of Polygamy" below.) In contrast monogamy is the practice of each person having only one spouse at a time. Like monogamy, the term is often used in a de facto sense, applying regardless of whether the relationships are recognized by the state (see marriage for a discussion on the extent to which states can and do recognize potentially and actually polygamous forms as valid).
Polyfidelity
Polyfidelity, is a form of polyamorous group marriage wherein all members consider each other to be primary partners and agree to be sexual only with other members of this group. This term originated within the Kerista Village commune in San Francisco which practiced polyfidelity from 1971–1991. Kerista also expected all members of a polyfidelitous group to be sexual with all other members (within bounds of their sexual orientations), but this aspect of polyfidelity is not always expected today. Polyfidelitous relationships are closed in the sense of closed and open marriages, in that partners agree not to be sexual outside the current members of the group. New members may generally be added to the group only by unanimous consensus of the existing members, or the group may not accept new members.
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Get ready this is a long one. Tee-Hee. :-D 12 oz light rum 10 oz. dark rum 6 oz. cream of coconut 8 oz. sole gin 4 oz. peppermint schnapps 1/2 grenadine 1 qt., 1 pt. unsweeted pineapple juice 8 oz. Lemon juice 8 oz. chilled clud soda 1. Pour light run, dar rum cream of coconut, sole gin, peppermint schnapps, grenadine, pineapple juice and lemon juice into a punch bowl over a block of ice 2. Stir 3. Garnish with thin slices of fresh pineapple and orange 4. Refrigerate for 1 hour 5. When ready to serve, add club soda and stir gently Party on then.. :-D

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