1. Ghost Poop- The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
2. Clean Poop- The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.
3. Wet Poop- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
4. Second Wave Poop- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poop some more.
5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
6. Lincoln Log Poop- The kind of poop that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. Gassy Poop- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. Corn Poop- Self explanatory.
9. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop-Poop- The kind where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the
toilet & fart a few times.
10. Spinal Tap Poop- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
11. Wet Cheeks Poop- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get
splashed with water.
12. Liquid Poop- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.
13. Mexican Poop- It smells so bad your nose burns.
14. Upper Class Poop- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.
15. The Suprise Poop- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poop!
16. The Dangling Poop- This poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done
pooping. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose
