Fubar Blog Posts 2

Poor Righteous Teachers Career
Poor Righteous Teachers are a Hip Hop group from Trenton, New Jersey, founded in 1989. Often referred to as PRT by their fans, Poor Righteous Teachers are known as pro-Black conscious hip hop artists, with musical content inspired by the teachings of the Nation of Gods and Earths. Wise Intelligent, as the lead MC, is the most visible and well known member of the group. Culture Freedom provides backing vocals and production and Father Shaheed serves as a DJ and producer. Its discography, for the most part on Profile Records, is out of print. PRT debuted in 1989 with the release of the single "Time to Say Peace" b/w "Butt Naked Booty Bless". The trio released their first album, Holy Intellect, in 1990, amidst a number of similarly pro-Black, Islam-inspired albums such as Public Enemy's Fear of a Black Planet, X-Clan's To the East, Blackwards and Brand Nubian's One For All. [1] While not as commercially successful as these albums, Holy Intellect received critical acclaim, and spawned t

Poor Man
Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your headaches .The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He couldn't concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing s

Poor Choices...
So last night, while under the influence of ambien I made a really poor choice. I showed my good on cam to a whole group of people. I'm rather embarrassed about it. Im not the first idiot to do it but for some reason I feel really dumb about it. *sigh* almost makes me want to delete.

Poor Baby!
On Monday, September 8, 2008 I felt totally helpless. I was sitting on the computer talking to friends when something told me to look out my window. So I went over to my window and I didn’t realize what I saw at first. My dads girlfriend has been emptying the pool out since we aren’t going to go swimming in it for the rest of the year.. She got it where it was just a little over ankle deep in water with the tube on it still blown up. There was a squirrel what I thought at first swimming in the pool. I just thought it was soo cute. Then I realized as I poked my head out the window that he wasn’t doing so good. He was actually drowning. So I panic. I feed these little cuties every day. I either feed them peanuts, bread or cereal. There are several of them that will almost take the peanut right out of my hand. I have them pretty much spoiled rotten around my house. But anyway, I jump out my bedroom window with the garage key in my hand. I run in there and try to think of som

Poor Sonja
Mistress Martine and Master Jack watched as their slave sonja stretched out her muscles in their little dungeon. They believed that a fit slave was more fun to use and more flexible. "You see Jack," Martine gestured with her hand. "Now that long stringy hair will not get in the way." Jack had to laugh. He knew Martine had been jealous of sonja's long and very pretty blonde hair. "Okay girl, crawl to me." Sonja crawled across the carpet to her Master and assumed his favorite position with her lips resting on the toe on his shoes, her knees open wide, her ass raised up. "Lick," Jack said. Quickly, sonja used her tongue to lick and clean the top of his shoe. Jack nudged her over to the other one. She cleaned it as well. "Such a good girl," Jack said as he patted her on the head. Martine smiled at him. She was ready for a good time tonight. Martine walked over to the table and said, "Here bitch." Sonja crawled over to her. "Up here, girl." Sonja, not looking i

Poor
Man it sucks other women out there use men they find a sugar daddy nope not me. Im a good girl I work hard and waitress and still don't get by going to school, car, home, and extra's its hard to cut it sometimes I just wish sometimes people like me that have come form so little and such a crappy homelife could maybe make enough to fee comfortable and not having to worry all the time....oh well i will leave it in gods hands that all i can do besides work my tail off sorry i need to complain all little i get tired of the same thing everyday and thats what i do the same thing everyday

Poor Bob
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Poor Men
Perfect 10 men have been led to believe that there is such a thing.When i realty she is just a unicorn; a myth; more like a practical joke gone horribley wrong.The truth is there are High maintance 7....Or Well dressed 5 at best...Sorry to break the bad news .

Poor Child
Around this time last year as I was driving to work , I saw a sign saying that somebody had stolen a four year old girls puppy from her front yard that was an early xmas gift. Feeling sad I contacted the phone number that was on the sign and spoke to the parents of the girl. I offered to help and invited her and her parents to visit my home, because each Xmas I decorate my house with lights for everyone to see and to get into the spirit of giving. That sign gave to me the sweetest family that anyone could wish for. Just to see the smile on the child's face was enough to bring a tear to my eye as well as her parents. By the way the little girls name was FAITH and she gave all that back to me with the biggest smile and the brightest gleam in her eye when I let her turn the lights on to my home. A child got a gift of happiness.....and I also bought her a white Labrador puppy. So be it!!!

Poor Bob
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a localstrip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the

Poor Kid
Just got back from spending three days in the hospital with my son Tommy. He had symptoms of meningitis. Fever, stiff neck. There had been two cases in this county in the past month. Poor kid had to have a spinal tap, IV, blood cultures. Test concluded it wasn't meningitis, just a virus, thank God. Tommy was in a very grumpy mood our last hours there. Not even early Christmas presents could cheer him up. He was all ready to go and we had been waiting for the discharge. Tom was beside me when I signed the paper work and he kicked the nurse! He was ready to go! I told him of course it was not nice to kick people. But I still had to keep from laughing. He had to get a little payback. LOL

Poor Guy
Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too

Poor Wanderer
“Poor wanderer,” said the leaden sky, “How you go on, by and by. For you do not know which way to go. My, how you travel on so.” For I replied to the leaden sky, “You are correct, I cannot lie. I do not know which way to go If I go the wrong way, please tell me so.” “My child, lie down and look up at me, For I am dark and heavy, can’t you see? Come, child, lie down, at any rate, It is now time for you to accept your fate.” So I did as I was told to do, And lay down beneath that leaden sky. I accept my fate, for this is true, And I now I must bid this world good-bye.

Poor Kitty
Ok so some bad stuff went down involving my sisters cat Atlas (if you MUST know PM me) and now he cant move his back legs. We dont know why. I mena hes ok and everything, but still. I know hes not MY kitty ( that would be Alexander the Great A.K.A Xander) but I have made it my job to care for him and love him. He sleeps on my bed with me. I just wish I knew what was wrong with him

Poor Little Old Lady
I got this out of an email it's funny please read and comment much love to all Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 76 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to touch my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I certainly did not! Defense Attorney: Why

Poorly Run Lounge
I'd like to say I enjoy going into lounges chatting with decent people, and making new friends..After all that's what fubar is about right? And you can never have enough like minded friends? Well I joined a lounge Thunder's Oldies Night Club it was okay slow very slow not many ppl chatter as it's a new lounge. So every mornin I would drop invites to get the lounge going in which I thought was decent..Only to find out that it's poorly run, the pushiness of the owner and his staff was unbareable..It's a group of people that love drama, pushing people around, making up stories, talking behind peoples backs, Oh yes and they ban you for doing nothing wrong, if you're idle they eject and ban you...It's mainly a lounge that if you dont go along to get along you are ejected and banned..If this is the type of lounge people enjoy I say give it a shot... A group of people that say they cant and wont put up with DRAMA...well by gawd QUIT CREATING THE DRAMA and you wont have any... Now I'd like

Poor Cat
JENSEN BEACH, Fla., Aug. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man charged with possessing of more than 1,000 images of child pornography on his computer blamed the downloads on his cat. Martin County Sheriff's detectives said Keith Griffin, 48, of Jensen Beach, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography stemming from the more than 1,000 images a detective found on his computer, TCPalm.com reported Friday. Detectives said Griffin told them he would commonly leave his computer on and his cat would download strange materials by walking on the keyboard. He was taken to the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

Poor Spending
While I was away at OCS, my wife was working very hard. She spent nearly $400 simply eathing out. I've started looking at all those little trips to Wal-Mart, Sears and Target for various items. When I came home it was nice to have a place a little bit newer but we didn't need this crap. I've been laid off of civilian work and unless the National Guard was sending me to another school or put me on temp orders I have no income. So we desperately needed to save what we could while I was at school. Now here I am totally up all those little trips. To her credit about $120 is for our little girl due Sep21. However WTF is up with the other $? Really, we could not afford for nearly a grand spend on this crap! I was away at arguably the toughest school mentally the Army has & 3rd hardest physcially (SF & Rangers my hats off to you!). So, while I was getting my teeth kicked in she was out enjoying the fruits of my 8 wks of straight 20-21hr days. I'm sick. I don't think I've ever fel

Poor Me Some Jager
Another Jager Night down, and so many more to go :) There was a new sort of drama that arrived to the party. Relationship troubles...I know, it can be more common than not. However, when you are asked to give advice while drinking alcohol, the answers can be quite entertaining :) Friends don't let drunk friends...give advice...The guy asks me, "what should I do about her dude?" My response, "Kick her out. She's currently in the process of messin around on you...Kick...Her...OUT...What doe he do? Calls her...apologizes...For freakin what?! Nothing...He's freakin drunk...Putz Oh, and I'll say, what a buzzkill. Seriously, One of the first Jager nights that I didn't enjoy so much. Freakin putz.

Poor Dysskrasia
ok so lets make up some lame blog thingy and convince you i am telling you some deep dark secret cause that is what you do to strangers online isn't it? okay so i just saw a movie "management" it was labeled comedy... but turned out too be a bit of a chick flick.... god damn naive lil' ole me who always believes everything that stands before me as the absolute truth... anyway i have a secret i want to share with you good folks here... cause you are all so near and dear to my heart... i have a weakness for chick flicks... 8-P no really!! i mean i like seriously combust into hellfire and leave nothing but ash every time one comes on... and this is quite a problem i mean all my dates wanna go to the movies and watch some tear jerker drama and being the nice guy i am i have to ablige them.... and well after my horrid display most of them never want a second date i mean hell only 2 have even kissed me goodnight... it's painful i feel worthless and i cry myself to sleep everynight.... so

Poor Poor Tiger
I think it is terrible that Tiger Woods had to say sorry to America for having a sex life. Give me strength how many guys dont have extra marital affairs? I am not aware that he ever put himself out there as being Saint Tiger and he is only a golfer when all is said and done. He has had more publicity than Monica and Clinton. I dont think Tiger lives in the White House. In England we have a different point of view, Tiger Rocks :) Get off his case.

Poor Midgets.....
I was watching the Ricky Gervas Show when he mentioned this... I thought it was just a prop for the animated comedy show, until I googled it and came up with the story LMAO poor midgets Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.An African Lion (Pa

Poor Jeff
I was considering asking Jeff (not the Jeff I banged last night... inside joke) the one who impregnated me to join Fubar. I mean seriously if he can live with me I think he can handle all of you. My only hesitation is that he usually is the brunt of all my jokes.I mean for April fools today im thinking of spilling water between my legs and start screaming out his name. How will you ever find out the tighty whitey blog i was going to do if hes here.. I mean really i cant pick on him in front of him. There goes the days of Jail Bait 1, 2 & 3.... Also i figure we need a good laugh every other day cause fuck the shit is starting to get thick on this site. Ok so im totally telling you the tighty whitey story now... For my birthday I thought it would be totally hilarious for Jeff to walk into the room in tighty whiteys.. Because im pregnant and evil he decided it was best to go threw with this plan. In my evilness I figuired that tighty whiteys are the ugliest things in the worl

Poor Lonely Futards.
So I changed my default pic to a large breated whore-bird. It's a a rare species I know. Since my profile is set to "friends only" I wanted to see how many friend requests I would get from just the picture. In 15 minutes I got 54 friend requests. All but 3 were blank. Poor horny young lads. Don't they have Playboy anymore?

Poor Lindsay. Lmaooooo
Lindsay Lohan is gonna be a mess after she moves into the big house on July 20 --- among the no-no's in jail ... she can't wear hair extensions or makeup ... and worse still ... she can't smoke. Her new home ain't official yet -- but all signs point to the famous jail in Lynwood, CA where Paris Hilton got locked up in '07 ... and based on the jail's inmate restrictions, they don't mess around.Sources close to the actress tell TMZ, Lindsay goes through two packs of smokes a day -- but she'll have to go cold turkey in the pokey ... because cancer sticks are prohibited at Lynwood (and that includes nicotine gum and patches).According to sources at the jail, Lindsay's famous hair extensions will also have to be removed before she's locked up ... and cosmetics are completely banned behind bars.But here's some good news for LiLo -- since she's high profile, for security reasons, she'd get her very own cell with a private shower ... but she'll still have to wear a jumpsuit.

Poor Decision
Los Angeles, CA (Sports Network) - The Los Angeles Dodgers signed veteran right-handed pitcher Jeff Weaver to a minor-league contract on Tuesday worth $800,000. Authentic Frank Gore Jersey . Weaver also signed a minor-league deal with the Dodgers last year but didnt make the team out of spring training. He did, however, join the club in late April and made seven spot starts with 21 appearances out of the bullpen, combining for a 3.65 earned-run average and a 6-4 record. For his career, Weaver is 99-118 with a 4.67 ERA in 312 games -- 274 starts -- for the Tigers, Yankees, Dodgers, Angels, Cardinals and Mariners. Authentic Vernon Davis Jersey . Hernandez (8-9) gave up five hits, including three in a near-disastrous opening frame, walked one and struck out a career-high 13 batters. Hernandez had gone 0-4 in his previous five starts, but the right-hander received only five runs of support in those games.Authentic Tramon Williams Jersey . Sweden scored four unanswered goals in the third

Poor Guy Doesnt Even Know It...
So I'm in the bathroom at Captain McHappy's Fun Time Emporium and this guy comes in and is furiously scrubbing his hands. He says over to me "Damn liquid nails" Without missing a beat I said "Well, you should have gotten acrylics"

Poor Visibility Ended Play With Two
MISSISSAUGA, Ont. David DeCastro Jersey . -- The Toronto Argonauts signed receiver Julian Feoli-Gudino on Tuesday. The 25-year-old native of Costa Rica, who grew up in Montreal, was Torontos fifth-round pick, 38th overall, in the 2011 CFL Canadian college draft out of Laval. He took part in the Argos rookie camp this summer before sustaining a leg injury. The six-foot, 204-pound Feoli-Gudino was the MVP of Lavals 2008 Vanier Cup victory. A five-year starter with the Rouge et Or, he finished his career as Canadian university footballs second-leading receiver with 238 catches and was 12th overall in receiving yards (2,756). Jason Worilds Jersey . According to Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport, the incident occurred after Fridays loss to Udinese when Osvaldo, angered by a wayward pass from Lamela during the match, reacted badly to the youngster throwing a plastic water bottle. Hines Ward Jersey . The 25-year-old American with the well-known surname and the long racing legacy put hims

Poos 2 Cents Worth!!
1) Don't order steak at the Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day; so let them cook something they know. 2) Don't laugh at southern people names. (Merleen, Bodie, Luther, Ray, Tammy Ann, Maribeth, Inez, etc.) These people have been known to whip a man for less. 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. This can lead to a whipping. Down south its called Coke. It don't matter whether it is Pepsi, 7-Up or whatever else, it's a Coke. 4) Don't show allegiance to any college football team that isn't in the ACC (NC State, Duke,Clemson,Georgia Tech, Wake Forest And I Guess UNC). All the others are just a bunch of pansies 5) Don't refer to Southerners as a bunch of hillbillies. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g., Welty, Williams, Faulkner, and Twain). We are also better educated, and generally lots nicer. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Ted Turner of Turner Broadcasting, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart). Natural

Poo's Helpful Hints!
We Have All Seen The "Martha Stewart Helpful Hints For Daily Living".. Well.. Heres Some Of Mine! If You Have Any Of Your Own.. Please Feel Free To Add! :o) 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. *Remember to use a timer* 6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer then drink a glass of gasoline. You will forget about the headache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need 2 tools: WD-4

Poosmoke.com
I got the internet at 14 and have been addicted since. I have met probably over 1000 people due to the internet, not so much from a personal 1 on 1 connection online but have used the internet to promote a lot of concerts, parties and weeklys and received a lot of attendence because of it. I met a girl from the internet who would become a good friend of mine for many years. During the beginning of our friendship she introduced me to a website, Poosmoke.com. It was a Marijuana comedy side based out of Phoenix. She frequently talked to the owner of the site who had been looking for writers and internet radio personalities and she did her best to convince me I was perfect for it. I had written a few paragraphs on my adventures in terrorizing candy kids at raves. It had been a big hit with my friends and she sent it to him. After talking to him a few times online and giving him my usual over-saucy attitude I often had at the time he decided he wanted to interview me in person for a

Pop!
im a pretty emotional person and i have a lot to say about nothing so these blog things are my way of getting my emotions out... weather anyone reads them or not doesnt really matter that much to me... what matters is that i have an outlet....

Pop
Wow, what a welcome from everyone today. Been a great 1st day. Great place here...lotta new and old faces. Thanks for the comments....holy shit you're fuckin awesome!!! I left MSN Spaces under this alias... But after some much needed rest and relaxation... I decided to join back in the fun. Looking forward to staying in touch with some old spacers and looking forward to new ones. But this girl is off to bed...

Pop
Blistering precedes the christening Blood boils at the limits of automatic stimulation Serpent’s tongue spoons at the smell of sheep dressed as wolves Chest caving compression of the cloven hove Rock gently in the breeze on a hammock of half-truths Wind picks up steam, drops fog so thick it drowns the cracks in the streets I have a bird’s eye view; a bird is flying away with my eyes in its beak I’m on a roll… Or am I on a streak? Circular stream Turn off the high beams Flirt with flight at the edge of our seats There is an empty plow waiting for more then sleet Upside-down bike with wheels that beg for the street A greeting-card with no one to meet A sweet tooth screaming for pastry Tear up the scenery, split the horizon in two Ignore the mercy-plea, feed the shovel fuel Hook needle intravenous, the barb catches and will not be removed Saline solution spiked with the ashes of druids In blood the concoction is diluted The fiend for the burn alters the chemic

Pop
POP (wow!) Sure!!! It has it’s Power in it’s own right. No true life without the "stick of might"…Now, illusions from too much (porn type illustrations) in mind will create and define one’s disillusion(s) of reality. Hey, keeping it real, I will eventually die too without a Woman of my own. Now, sure, men can be temporarily crippled by the (POP) but eventually he will realize it truly stinks. She can not cook so he’s starving to death, his children are hungry and ignorant too, no one in the house is smiling, then (that) (pussy) is revealed….a stinky dark hole that leaves a nasty ass taste; no one returns for another bit of that crippling power… Now, true Power can be merely making a Man explode without ever touching him or seeing him naked. Oh, she will still have all her clothes intact too. That’s Power! Trust and believe she will be on the top of his list and one to keep near…At the very least, considered as a true Queen. Pussy and Dick aren’t a needle in a hay stack…unless one ha

01-11-08 (pop)
I hope this finds you with a good week behind you With a great weekend ahead. I got a couple nice compliments on my blogs today Which inspired a great blog ... unfortunately - this isn't it! I wrote one with a great deal of thought provoking and weird twist that my train of thought process goes threw ... When I found this gif I thought I'd add a few illustration as I tend to do. phffff So, I 'm go threw all that and while giving it a quick proofread & spell check - I get distracted ... and delete the whole damn thing! My mind does go like the gif above, more like this actually:

Pop
Pop goes the Weasel. Make it louder like tnt or perhaps like plastic. Joe was apprehesive while I was not. He laughed as I did. Mr. Finance incriminated himself and he's a good friend from when? There is no blood work after that incident. Almost had me but much louder because now I have to track down all that I had. Norio

Pop
Sorry in advance to my friends that aren't interested in politics... Click "Back" now. I received this as an email, and other than "Cleaning it up a bit" from the C/P process, I've not altered it in any way.New Pissed Off Party (POP) It's not Democrat, not Republican, not Independent. It's called the "PISSED OFF PARTY" (or POP). This party is dedicated to vote every incumbent out of office in the next elections. If you're Democrat, vote Democrat. Just don't vote for the incumbent. If you're Republican, vote Republican. Just don't vote for the incumbent and so on. We need to send a message to all politicians that we're tired of their B.S.. If the country votes out all of the incumbents, the new incoming politicians will get the message. It's pretty simple. Nobody needs to change parties and let's face it, there's plenty of blame to spread around. A few good politicians will lose their job but they probably have better retirement and insurance then 95% of the American public.Yo

Pop Art
You Are Pop Art When it comes to art, you're definitely not a snob. You can appreciate the mainstream aspects of culture, even if you need to twist them a bit to make them your own. Whether you're into comics, retro pinups, or bold colors, you embrace what's eye catching and simple. As far as most other art goes, you consider it a little too elitist and high brow for your tastes! What Art Movement Are You?

Pop All The New Pic Cherry's
you may want to check all my folders to get those cherries guys.. got a lot of new pics from my bday and new pics in my family folder as well... you know you want my cherries :-) Love you all Hugs Michelle

Pop Bottles Lyrics
[Chorus:]Chopper straight shots and then pop bottles, (yea)Flirt with the hood rats thin pop models (uh huh)Chopper straight shots and then pop bottles (yea)Flirt with the hood rats thin pop models,[Birdman] OK, we poppin champaign like we won a championship game,[Lil Wayne] Look like I got on a championship ring,[Birdman] 'cause I ball hard,[Lil Wayne] No bitch we ball harder,[Birdman] I am the Birdman,[Lil Wayne] And I'm the J-R-uh,[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,Pour it on the models,Shut up bitch, swallow,If you can't swallow,Shut up bitch, gargle,Straight up out that water with my Mark Jacob goggles,I'm fresher than a motherfuckerYeah I'm a motherfucker,No I won't take your girl, but I shall take her tongue from her,Can't you tell I'm in love woman?Like no other woman,Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart,I thought you were my other woman[Chorus][Verse 2: Birdman]Now as I recline behind my desk,I ain't got a lot of Nikes, but I got a lot of checks, (money

The Popcorn Song (karaoke Version)
.......... .. ........ ...... ... . .. ..... ...... ... . .... .. . ... ... . . . ... .. ..... .. . . .. ...... .. . .... . . .. . ..... . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . .. . .... ..... . .. .. .. .. . ... ... ... ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .... . .. .. .. . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . .. .. . .. . . . . . . . . . ...... . . . ..... . . . .. ... . . ..... .. ..... . . . . . . .. . .......... . . . ..... . . .. ....... . . . ...... ............. ......... ......... ........ ....... Hold your applause. Don't bother staring at the dots looking for hidden meaning in the spaces. I like fucking with people's minds, but the humor is in the Subject. ;) StarCraft Fans: A ghost has got me locked down, My base is getting knocked down. X-Files Fans: I wanna watch the X-Files in the rain. On the bigscreen in the backyard, With the ten foot speakers and the stereo sound. Other awesome songs available on the internet... Would

Popcorn Stuffing
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who ju st are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And, you thought I couldn't cook... ********************************************************* This is from... Kristin@ fubar Plz Go Show Her Some Love

Popcorn Candy Balls
Servings: 6 Ingredients: -1/2 cup butter -1 (16 ounce) package large marshmallows -2 cups popped popcorn -1 cup candy-coated chocolate pieces Directions: 1. In a saucepan over low heat, combine the butter and marshmallows. Stir until marshmallows are softened. 2. Add popcorn and candies; mix until evenly coated with marshmallows. 3. Allow to cool enough to touch. Grease hands with butter and form into balls.

The Pope's Speech
in the news today...muslims are angry because the pope made a speech and talked about them and jihad's and violence. well let's look at this? who has been responsible for the last few terrorist attacks? neo nazi's? nope. IRA? nope. Hmm..im at a loss...oh..yeah..it's those people called who follow osma bin laden...yeah..a group of radical muslims...they have no right to be angry...if they want to be angry..they need to stop and look at themselves first. sure it's just a few..but you know..it only takes one bad apple to ruin the whole bunch. well that's my thoughts...

Pope's Speach
So we read nonstop in the news that the Muslim world is in an uproar over the Pope's comments on the two religions. My take is simple this is what you get when you elect a Natzi as Pope. A) the pope is fresh and new still and had his upbringing in the Hitler Youth core. and B) Muslims are to damn violent and sinsative. Say one thing about Muslims doesn't have to be offensive but they will take it as such and start slitting Nuns throats. They have started chanting all over the world over this muslims "kill the pope"!! What kind of religion is this out there were the act of worship is to kill people. The consept of Holy War stemed from the Crusades and the way things are today it is a reverse crusade. We go for peace in the east and they want a muslim world. Much like the Natzi mentality back in WW2. Its shaped up people WW3 is at its dawn. and the term Holy War just might push it to biblical perporsions exept now days the wrath that god once used is now in the hands of m

The Pope's Comment On Terrorism
The Pope says that jihad violence is against God's nature, and officials fear that in response, Muslims enraged by this insult will commit... jihad violence. Muslims murder 3,000 innocents in New York and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 202 tourists in Bali and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 333 schoolchildren and their teachers in Beslan and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 292 innocents, mainly Kenyans and Tanzanians at two US Embassies and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 241 US and 58 French peacekeepers in Beirut and expect no criticism. Muslims fire 4,000 Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel killing over 50 innocent civilians and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 52 in London and 191 in Madrid and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 200 in Mumbai and expect no criticism. Muslims behead Western hostages in Iraq, Buddhist monks in Thailand and Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 500,000 in

The Pope And The Stars
Dear Readers: Sad enough it looks like if my predictions made on the Art Bell show in April 1991 about the US going into a religious war is coming true. In this show Art literally screamed on the air due to the sensitivity of the topic and my direct announcement. Sad enough this show has been removed from the archives since then and luckily for me I am a good friend of Tom (George Noory's producer) and after a quick telephone conversation Tom assured me he would in time retrieve this important and unarguable prediction. I am saddened by the humongous amount of ignorance mankind is suffering by teaching, supporting, endorsing and following religious dogmas for the last two thousands years. In the process, the poisoned human psyche lost the real meaning of the truth and its direct relationship to the Universal Mind and its impact upon all living things on earth. When will the world realize that confining God to a Church, Synagogue, Temple or Mosk can only bring separation, ani

The Pope
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by thereception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'." God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R' ... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

Pope Has To Have Sex
The Pope had been diagnosed as having a potentially fatal testicular disease and after treatment he was told that he had to have sex with a woman to confirm that the treatment had been fully successful. He called all his Cardinals together and told them what he had to be done and they agreed it was necessary. The Pope said he would go ahead with it but insisted on four conditions. "Firstly", he said " the girl has to be blind so she cannot see it's the Holy Father and tell the whole world" "Secondly, she must be deaf so that she doesn't recognize the Holy Father's voice and tell the whole world" "Thirdly, as a precaution, she has to be dumb so she cannot tell the whole world anyway" At this point one of the Cardinals stood up and said " Leave it to me Holy Father, I know just the woman for you" As the Cardinal was about to leave the Pope said " wait a moment, I told you there are four conditions". He beckoned the Cardinal over and as the Cardinal bent down towards him, the Pope whisper

Pope Willy
You know what... My brain don't always work right. I'll be the first to admit that. Thar are times in my life I has done some amazing and stupid things. My brain seems to go south. I once woke up thinking I was the Pope... Pope Willy. I put on a white bedsheet. Made a hat out of tinfoil and got a tobacco stick. I was Pope Willy. I then walked around the Holler speaking in tongues and blessing everyone I encountered. I was making the sign of the Cross and actually believed I was Pope Willy. I went to the local Catholic Church and drank some of the wine. I commenced to preaching to no one from the altar. Shortly, I was met by Sheriff Earl and his deputies. I blessed them. They thanked me and took me directly to Hotel Nuts. The following day I awoke and was back to my old, normal self. You reckon that might have been an act of Divine Intervention..? Or, just a crazy saga from my sordid past..?

The Pope Is A Retard!!!!
I am not a hater towards Chritians but I am a hater to iditos who make dumb staements and now the Pope is my sights! At a recent visit to Brazil he stated that the Roman Catholic Church purified the local Indians and that any attemtp to revive their orignial religions is a step backward. His royal arrogance then also stated that during the times of the conquests, the local Indians “silently longed” for the Christian takeover! LOL Can this guy be any more retarded? Isnt the pope supposed to be a beacon of light, hope, understanding of thy neighbor and all that bullshit? Since when did the Pope travel back in time and read the minds of the local Indian population and come to the conclusion that they were silently longing for the conquest so they could become good Chistians? These statements further the notion that the Church is nothing more than a power hungry, backwards, non thinkig zombie collective that has NOTHING to do with God and what he really intends us to do..

Pope's Visit
Subject: FW: The Pope's visit >The Pope was visiting New York, so the Cardinal sent a limo to JFK to bring >him into the city. > >After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limousine (and >he doesn't travel >lightly), the chauffeur noticed that the Pope was still standing on the >curb. > >Chauffeur: "Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you please take your seat now >so >we can leave?" > >"Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "they never let me drive at >the Vatican since when I was a Cardinal, >and I'd really like to drive today." > >Chauffeur: "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I can't let you do that. I'd lose >my job, and what if something should happen?" >protested the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. > >"Who's going to tell?" said the Pope with a smile. > >Reluctantly, the chauffeur got in the back as the Pope climbed in behind >the >wheel. The driver quickly regreted his decision when, after exiting the >airpor

Pope & The Sikh
Pope & the Sikh About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave. The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Harbinder pu

The Pope In Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "

The Pope And A Philosophy Professor
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"

Pope's Chauffeur
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads t

The Pope, Driving!!
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads t

The Pope ...joy Riding~~
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. 'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose m

Pope Has Arrived
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. 'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose m

Popeye
E.C. Segar's character was based on a beady-eyes,pipesmokeing, wiry old bar-room brawler named Frank "Rocky" Fiegle-a legend in Chester,Illinois around 1915. Like Popeye, Fiegle never lost a fight but he was no sailor; he earned his drinking money by sweeping out the local saloon. There was a real Olive Oyl, too. Dora Paskel,a shopkeeper in Cheater.She was tall and skinny,wore her hair in a bun and even wore tall button up shoes...

Pope And Pelosi
The Pope The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage infront of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

Pope's Organs Are Too Holy To Donate To Mortals, Says Church By Michael Day In Venice (repost)
Benedict XVI has tried to scotch rumours that he carries an organ donor card after his secretary revealed that his ascension to the position of Holy Father means he is no longer able to bequeath his body parts to lesser mortals. On the pontiff's instructions, Monsignor Georg Gaenswein, Benedict's personal secretary, fired off a letter to quell the rumours that started in the Pope's native Germany. "It's true that a simple cardinal can have an organ donor card but, despite public declarations to the contrary, it ceased to apply when he was elected head of the Catholic Church," Mgr Gaenswein said. In 1999, the then-Cardinal Ratzinger said he was on an organ-donor list. "I am available to offer my organs to whoever might need them. It is an act of love, of affection and generosity," he said at the time. And as recently as 2008, three years after being elected pontiff, Benedict attended an international congress on donor transplantation where he repeated his support for o

Pop Evil - Monster You Made Me
"Monster You Made" Take a good look at me nowDo you still recognize meAm I so different insideThis world is trying to change meAnd I admit I don't want to change with itAnd I admit I can't go on like this anymoreErase this monster I've becomeForgive me for all the damage doneIt's not overSay it's not overI'm begging for mercyI'm only the monster you made meI'm better alone nowSee I'm torn from my mistakesAnd I stop believing that I could ever make things changeHow much can I take When I know that it hurts youHow long can I wait When I cant go on like this anymoreErase this monster I've becomeForgive me for all the damage doneIt's not overSay it's not overI'm begging for mercyI'm only the monster you made meBecause who I amIsn't who I used to beAnd I'm not invincibleI'm not indestructibleI'm only human Can't you seeThe beauty in meTake a good look at me nowCan't you see I've changedErase this monster I've becomeForgive me for all the damage doneIt's not overSay it's not overI'm begging

Pope
I have a friend. He lends me books. He, also, downloads films for me, I watch them, we discuss them over coffee. Downloaded Homeland's season 1 for me. I never watched it. He keeps asking me why I do not download myself all the series I suggest he watches. Well, next time I see him I'll tell him THIS is why. Because I stay up till 3am watching them..because I get hooked on their stories. Because I love watching series/films more than I love sleep. And I cannot afford to not get proper sleep. P.S. I'm only here writing this so I STOP wanting to watch the remaining 2 episodes (so far) of Scandal's season 3. Call me Pope, from now on. Olivia Pope......and ignore fact I do not look good in white.

Pop Goes The Weasel
OH MY GOD, THIS IS SUCH A KICK ASS SONG! Pop Goes the Weasel (Sing Along) 'Round and 'round the cobbler's bench The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought 'twas all in fun Pop! Goes the weasel A penny for a spool of thread A penny for a needle That's the way the money goes Pop! Goes the weasel A half a pound of tupenny rice A half a pound of treacle Mix it up and make it nice Pop! Goes the weasel Up and down the London road In and out of the Eagle That's the way the money goes Pop! Goes the weasel I've no time to plead and pine I've no time to wheedle Kiss me quick and then I'm gone Pop! Goes the weasel.

Pop Goes My Cherry...and It Didn't Even Hurt!!
So my buddy Bone got me on here to help with my addiction to Myspace and I gotta say that I am already a big fan of Cherry Tap!!! I am trying so hard to get more and more points so I can start rating ppl and sending gifts and all the other good shit that overloaded my sensory perception!!!!!

Pop! Goes My Heart [by Alanna Vicente And Andrew Wyatt]
[VERSE 1] I never thought that I could be so satisfied, Everytime that I look in your angel eyes. A shock inside me that words just can’t describe, And there’s no explaining. There’s something in the way you move, I can’t deny, Every word from your lips is a lullaby. A twist of fate makes life worth while, You are gold and silver. [CHORUS] I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head, but then POP! Goes my heart. I wasn’t gonna fall in love again, but then POP! Goes my heart. And I just can’t let you go, I can’t lose this feeling. [VERSE 2] These precious moments, we have so few, Let us go far away, where there’s nothing to do but play. You show to me that my destiny’s with you, And there’s no explaining. Lets fly so high, will you come with me tonight? In your dress, I confess, you’re the source of light. The way you shine in the starry skies, You are gold and silver. [CHORUS] Repeat x2 (after first repeat there is is an interupt of lyrics shown below) A twist

Pop Goes The Cherry
Hey I have been around for awhile and still have questions... this place rocks better than my space better than face book .... Just got home from work I am bored cause my roommate is out of town and I and I am lonely... Damn I nee a life and a man ... Thats good Taking aplications for my new man ... been awhile freak has been on her leash too long... ok so this is just sorta random thoughts but they are mine

Pop Goes The Blog Cherry
I just uploaded some zodiac pics I found so hopefully I get some points or something for it. Same with this blog thing, hopefully I get some points for this, too, haha. Anyway, I'll try to post some cool stuff later on. I do most of my blogging on MySpace but I'll try to copy and paste some stuff in the future.

Pop His Auto 11 Cherry
AUTO 11’S ARE ON ~ COME LEVEL UP!!!! JON JON HAS AUTO 11’S ACTIVE!! COME HELP THIS GREAT MAN OUT AND LEVEL UP TOO!! **Jon Jon PROUDLY OWNED BY Ms. Sassy . - BFF AND LOVED BY Scarlett@ fubar AUTO 11’S ARE ON ~ COME LEVEL UP!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proudly owned by Ms.Sassy,Gary&BooBoo~Loved by JonJon@ fubar

Poping My Cherry On Here. Lol.
Ok so this is my first time writing a blog on here. My best budd Jessica wanted me to join here so I did. I do not know how much I will be talking on this website due to me using myspace a lot. But this is a better looking layout but a little more confusing. So any way if anyone needs me they can contact me here or at myspace/ericvolfireman. Thanks.

Popluar Sex Poems
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore Humpty Dumpty blow on the floor All the kings horses and all the kings men Laid the slut down and fucked her again! Holy mother full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick the one I sucked Bless the bed in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit that we'd be in Oral sex can be so fine When you're in a 69 First you start to shake and shiver Then you cum like a river When its finished don't complain Just lick your lips and start again. Jack and Jill went up a hill, To smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high unzipped his fly, And Jill said "I don't wanna." Jack and Jill went up a hill, To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, And now they have a son. Sex is when a guys communication Enters a girls informatio

Pop Lock N Drop It.. Train
GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE NEWEST DANCE CRAZE To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the "POP LOCK N DROPPIN IT" in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "pop lock n droppin it" or something similar and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. >>>>>>>NO DRAMA

Pop My Auction Cherry**
************************************** OMG I actually did it...I entered my first auction! I could be YOURS for the whole month...come see what I'm offering. You know you wanna...so don't delay, click the pic & show me what you got!!♥ Be sure to show the Auction Host some luvin while you're there...she rawks!♥ Kris10-izeD

Pop Music
I rarely listen to pop music, but what I have heard lately is making me sick. This song "I kissed a girl"...not only are the lyrics retarded, but the singing is TERRIBLE. What the hell is happening to the culture that thinks this whining and screetching into a microphone is good? If this song is about anything else but macking down on another chic, nobody gives it 2 seconds of airtime. And when you hear it, nothing really sounds all that taboo about the song. I kissed a girl. The list of chics I know that have done that (and more) is very, very long. I hope my boyfriend won't mind? If he does...he's a dumbass. But that isn't the only song that is getting under my skin right now. "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls is the other. Another piss poor attempt at writing a song. This song is not made (let alone pushed as a first single with a video) if these women are not some of the most attractive women I have ever seen. And that's the only way I can listen to the song...by w

P.o.p. Needs Promoters
We're looking for promoters for the P.O.P. Sisters network! We're looking for women and men that appreciate the Power of P...let's say Pretty for now, and we'd like you to help! Contact me for more information on how to become a P.O.P. Princess or Prince. Click here to find out more about the P.O.P. Sisters muahz Tiff

Pop Of The Bubble
While sitting in the water wading in the bathtub I find a bottle on the side of the rim. The bottle said "Bubbles for your bath" I open the cap with anticipation that a surprise is inside. A bubble flies out of the hole as if it wanted to be free. I reached for the bubble with outgoing hands as if I needed to speak to the bubble. But something strange happened when I touched it. A small 'POP' was heard throughout the room as my little bubble that wanted to escape from the bottle vanished into thin air. As I lay there I could feel in the bottle other little bubbles that wanted their freedom so badly as the last bubble did. I poored the contents within the bottle into the water in the tub. Suds full of bubbles started to appear as it hit the water. It was as if I just released a whole prison group from their cell. All bubbles were free and filling the tub full of joy. Others started to float away finally being free from their prison. As I reached towards them to say

Po-po
Well shit...i got pulled over the other day and was speeding. 83 in a 70 haha. ok not so funny anymore. My ticket, I just found out, is $196.50. I'm so pissed. OMG. Stupid ass police people in Delta...Middle of nowhere!!!!

Po-po
Well the Sheriff's dept finally decided to question my ex-husband. I've been dealing with crap from him for awhile. He violated probation and there was a warrant for his arrest. I got a lovely knock on the door this morning for them to talk to him. I am so pissed because this should have been done last year. Not now. He has been leaving me alone. It is just really crazy and I hate that the father of my children may be hauled off to jail. More importantly, there goes my child support. It's a double edged sword. I am so conflicted over this, because of what he did to me. I won't go into detail, but it is was not a good situation. It's better now and we are friends. He is a good father and they need him. I just spoke to him. They gave him a court date. Just as long as I don't have to be there, that's fine with me. I just want this bs to be over with. I hate people who try to possess others. I refuse to be in another relationship like that. It has been a very long and hard year and half.

Popped My Blog Cherry....
i guess lol. so for my first blog i guess ill recap the weekend And the Pickles!!!...Chicken Tenders...Sweet sauce all over my body.... I'm on the train watching dane cook on comedy central presents- kinda sad that i am not going to be going to Tourgasm since chris so nicely pointed out that i booked tickets for a day DC wasn't going to BE there....go fucking figure. So i cancelled the tickets and they only charged me the 5 bucks service charge or whatever, they didn't even keep the convenience checking, and the nice man Israel told me that normally they don’t do cancellations and returns however since they hadn’t printed the tickets or shipped them yet- this would be alright... I’m so glad, i was ready to cry last night when i realized what happened- i knew no one would still want their tickets after they found out DC wasn't coming, and angela was a total bitch and like OH FUCK THAT I don’t wanna go anymore, i was like WOW thanks...i love that Schi didn’t even care th

Popping Your Cherry
I am new to this site, lured here by my friend Mistress Genvieve. I am on here to promote my private domination sessions, my website, and my modeling though I am more into sessioning in my dungeon with submissives than modeling these days. I am based out of Flint, MI but am from Los Angeles originally. I have lived and worked in London and NYC as well and travel around the USA. I am in NYC every 4-6 weeks and my next trip will be in late Jan or early Feb. Soooooooo submissives in central Michigan should contact me to book session time! NYC subs should do the same. Other cities I visit at least twice a year are Phoenix and Philadelphia. Well, that's it for now!

Popping In The Cherry!
I am shouting out for the first time as a cherry tapper. So far I think it is a pretty awesome site..I guess we shall see how it all pans out in the end..haha..everything is good at FIRST!!!..well just had to pop that first blog cherry..cant wait to get to meet and greet everyone

Popping My Blog Cherry
Dear Melody™.... You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)

Popping Off At The Jaw
Death touch, husking rotten lust Blue flesh fuck, cold tongues Severed in two, oozing green goo Stroked by the maggots crawling through Putrid Fingernails get caught, fall off Flaking fingertips maul with fright Might Skin hangs lose In some places, pulled tight This was why I got up out of my grave Howl at the moon and perpetuate A zombiotic gene strain Diseased stain Bony fingers twitch, a hip bone cracks The fuck becomes a fist, as organs detach In the open mouthed kiss the worms are passed The taste in the air is dead wrath Earth cracks, wide open Coagulated ejaculation Pre-festered rejuvenation Flowing through embalming fluids

Popping The Cherry...lol
Hi all, I just got my account today,and new to this, so hope this goes thru ok..lol..To all that are joining me on here..love yas alot..and to those that I will meet while on here..can't wait...and Sassy..you rock mama...glad that I have finally met u and that you make my bro happy...Love ya!!!

Popping My Own Cherry!
Hi everyone! This is my first blog and well all first blogs are always so lame "yada yada I'm new here..blahblah". Not this time. We'll skip all of that. I'm trying to get myself a blast. Maybe someone should buy me one! If I could I would bat my eyelashes! Haha. But on the serious note, I'm looking to meet new cool people. Also some help on what the hell I'm doing sometimes. This place can be a little confusing but I'm so I'll get the hang of it soon. Well I'm being lame and have no idea what to put here so hit me up! I love photo comments and try to update as often as possible. xoxo, Classy Cunt

Popping In Real Quick
I just wanted to pop in real quick and say hello to everyone..I have been really busy with work and my kids so I haven't had much free time lately. My new job is going great and my kids come first before anything else so I will get to you all in a few days. If you feel the need to delete me because I am not on much then I understand. Hope everyone is doing good! Susie :)

Popping My Blog Cherry Lol
Well figured it was time to pop my cherry on the blog part of this lol. Not gonna go into a whole lot. Hell everything about me is on the main profile. Just gonna say when I post blogs on here it will usually be about things going on in my lil part of the world and what is going on around me. Wont be anything fancy. Sometimes I might spit out a whole bunch of shit or it might just be a quick note or two. What comes out comes out. Well I gotta get going now. Hope all my friends and family are doing ok. Later Stryker

Popped My Cherry :)
I finally popped my Cherry! Well my tattoo Cherry that is. On Thursday night I got my first tattoo. Once the redness goes down I will take a picture of it and put it up here. I am now an addict though and plan to get many, many, many more!

Popping My Blog Cherry
It seems I'm popping my uh...cherry you could say. Cracking my proverbial knuckles (well, I guess you could take that in the literal sense too since of course my knuckles crack at that exact moment) and seeing if I can actually keep this blasted thing up to date. Because you know...I have nothing better to do on Memorial day. So yeah, I'm gonna start slow. We can get rough later :P Anyway, it is Memorial Day and well aside from going to the parade (it's ridiculously hot outside) I haven't really been remembering anything well...memorable. My gramps was in the Marines but that's about it. Of course I'd be kind of a jerk if I didn't pay some respects to everyone in Iraq. I'm not that heartless. Usually (but shhh. don't tell anyone) Other than that, it's hotter than hell out and I am waaaaaaay too black to be frolicking in the sun. I'm dark enough thankyouverymuch. So, this is my crappy attempt at starting this blog. Please to hurt me. I'm fragile and bruise easily.

Poppin The Blog
Okay, well this is my first blog on cherrytap. . .I guess that's cool. I couldn't quite figure out why there is a place to place my blogs. . .but I guess it's cool. Man I shouldn't have eaten that pizza after my run/walk this morning. I feel a wee bit sick. I might have walked 5 miles. . .ran up some of the hills. My legs are a wee bit sore but hey no pain no gain. It's weakness leaving the body. Everyone at the community house is still sleeping. I think I might get on WoW later. I'm not sure. Or maybe I'll sleep. Who bloody well knows. Man it's been like forever since I blogged on myspace or any where for that matter. I just heard the phone ring and got up hoping it was special olympics calling for money. I don't like telemarketer even for good causes. I give to good cause on my own free will. I was going to answer the phone as "Johnny" and talk all "special" for them. I love messin with em. I once talked in a Scottish accent with one women. Here's

Popping My Blog Cherry, With A Blog About Cherries...on Cherrytap...
Ok, if I could be any kind of fruit....I would have to say Cherry. It's somewhat innocent, but secretly dirty. I am often seen wandering around in a pair, but I am just as enjoyable by myself. I can be a tart but I can just as easily be as homely as pie. -Me!

Poppin' My Cherry...
Ok, so this is my first blog entry here on the tap. I first want to assure all of my adoring fans and fans-to-be that I have more pics on the way! I don't have much of anything exciting to say, but I needed to get the ball rolling. This space will soon be filled with lots of juicy and exciting things, so just bear with me. This enrty was really just a show of good faithmore than anything...proof that I will show up here from time to time. Well kiddies... Tune in next week...same Bat time, same Bat channel!

Popping My Blog Cherry :)
Ok, this is my first time doing this, so bear with me while I pop my blog cherry here.... This has been a slow weekend so far... I've been looking 4 a job for weeks now & still nothing. I haven't been working because school has taken a lot of my time but a sista is broke. My finances are stressing me the fuck out. It seems like every time we get ahead something always pops back up. I gotta pay the car note, the insurance, the phone bill, my damn tickets (police, gotta love em!) the fee to get my suspended license reinstated, and I HAVE to finish movin all my shit outta my mamma's house. It doesn't SEEM like a lot but it really is. I feel like every time I get ahead something else pops up. U work, struggle to live, than die. (I am not always this depressing) Unless you get rich and not give a damn. Someday..... *dreams*

Poppin Up To Say Hello
Hey guys, how is everyone. I'm just posting this blog to tell all you guys to do your parts for one another to help see others move up through the ranks. Some of us are new to this site, and some of us have been around since the site was still LostCherry.com... But we all know how much it sucks to build yourself up on here from scratch. So help each other out, rate any and all you can. Don't just look through for peoples pics. Even if you don't like the pics, it doesn't take no time to throw a rating on it. Well catch all you all later on CT. Peace, Brent/A.K.A.Baney Rooster

The Poppy Issue!
Almost all pain medications are derived from Poppy! That means whoever needs Morphine, Oxycontin, Lortab, Hydrocodone, Tylenol #3, Demurral and the list goes on...would in-turn increase the amount of money we spend on these medications. There is hardly another effective plant that can produce the so need milky white poison to numb your aches and pains. Where does the world think almost ALL pain killers come from, are they all that ignorant. Stop Heroin production yes, but Poppy fields need to flourish in order the rest of us can enjoy a pain free like situation that may arise. Come and grow up America. It's not the Poppy that's the issue it's always the people. Government should never control something God created to be utilized. I think the legality comes when it is altered say: like Heroin and acid and other chemicals are introduced that should then make it illegal. Pot for instance...natural weed, who cares what you do with it...just control the abusers of these things.

Poppa Bears Half Price Train
LEAVING SEATTLE 5;00 PST 09/07/07 ALL ABOARD Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com Hey Everyone, Let's have some fun! Come & Join the POPPA BEARS TRAIN!!! Here's what you have to do: 1. Rate atleast 25 of the conductors pictures. 2. Rate atleast 15 of the conductors stash. 3. Rate the conductor/pullman. 4. Fan the conductor/pullman. 5. Add the conductor/pullman. 6. You must also Rate, Fan & Add all riders. 7. Each conductor/pullman will be in the spotlight for one week. Once you have done all this private message POPA BEAR, let me know that you have done so and you will be added to the half price train! POPPA BEAR AKA HANKSTER *** Conductor *** ***PULLMAN**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 25 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 24 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 23 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level

Poppa Bears Half Price Train 9:00 Pst 6th Stop Upate
OK WE ARE ROLLING, COME ON GET ON BOARD Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com Hey Everyone, Let's have some fun! Come & Join the POPPA BEARS TRAIN!!! Here's what you have to do: 1. Rate atleast 25 of the conductors pictures. 2. Rate atleast 15 of the conductors stash. 3. Rate the conductor/pullman. 4. Fan the conductor/pullman. 5. Add the conductor/pullman. 6. You must also Rate, Fan & Add all riders. 7. Each conductor/pullman will be in the spotlight for one week. Once you have done all this private message POPA BEAR, let me know that you have done so and you will be added to the half price train! ~HANKSTER~"POPA BEAR" /fubar.com/user/953557> *** Conductors *** ~HANKSTER~"POPA BEAR" /fubar.com/user/953557> renee 225711> ***PULLMEN**** simplyred: annie~H.O.G/MC~: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 25 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 24 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Poppie
I loved you with my heart and soul I loved you like never before I should you a side never seen in me I gave you a heart wild and tamlees to be You took my soul and robbed me love You stole my heart and sent it with the Doves You loved what I did, how I made you feel You gave me empty words and no philesphy I needed you when I was down, All you did was make me feel like your clown I tryed to be what you wanted of me And give you all you need In the end I lay my head to bed Fighting the deamons left in side me You tore me open, chewed me up, then spit me out Always asking why do you scream and shout? I loved you once, so pure and true Now I cant trust you, and I dont know what to do

The Poppy
The symbol of those who died, The symbol of the war, That left many in the fields, To be buried without a name, The symbol of Flander' s fields, Where so many soldiers lie, Never to return, To the Family they left behind, The symbol of their sacrifice, Their futures they gave to war, The grief they caused to many, And the lives they never lived, The symbol of those who still live, And fought in the fields of war, Who witnessed many horrors, And saw their comrades die, The symbol of rememberance, Of the sacrifice, Of the lives, And of the war.

Popping In Real Quick
Just a little update...Dad stabilized enough over the past week and he had his surgery today. A few complications during the surgery but he is doing ok. They also put a pic line in so he is on long term antibiotics. I am just taking a day at a time with all this and know that I do miss you all and will be back longer when things calm down. Right now it's family first. Hope everyone is well and ttys! Susie

Popping My Blog Cherry!
I need a stiff drink and a nap..... I have been running all over San Diego these days.lol I'm sleepy..yawn. So far so good this deployment.Aside from having to evac from the fires last month, things are going smooth.I think things will start to slow down a bit for us after the new year. And that puts us half way through this deployment. WOOT!! I woke up to a few pics from Hubby this morning...nothing naughty this year.lmao All photos have to be cleared through S1.(brats)lol (can be found in photos) He is doing pretty good. Not sleeping to well still but keeping busy. I'm getting his Xmas care package ready to send out to him very soon to make sure it gets there on time. Well, that's all I got for now. Hope your all doing well and have a great weekend. oxoxxo Dont forget to send a Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. Cheers Devil Dog's!! OORAH!

Poppie Lost His Mother . . .
Some of you know Poppie. He’s an awesome man. He just lost his mother. Please drop by to say hi and add him if he’s not already your friend. Poppie@ fubar glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com

Pop Punk Band
ahahaha, this is why i hate pop music! mucho thanks to Avoid One Thing for writing such awesomeness. i wanna be in a pop punk band tryin to ride to pop punk land i know what i'm gonna wear i'll have spiky pop punk hair bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it's the same old song, the same old harmony i'm gonna find me a pop punk girl its not tough in a pop punk world a love that can't be wrong i wanna sing like tom delonge bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it's the same old song, the same old harmony i got it at hot topic my parents dropped me off and paid for it get all my ideas from mtv i got it at hot topic my parents dropped me off and paid for it prepackaged punk conformity so fuck me bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it'

The Poppy
The Poppy During a lull in the second battle of Ypres in 1916, Colonel John McCrae, a well known Professor of Medicine at the Canadian University, wrote on a page torn from his notebook, these lines:- In Flanders' Fields the poppies blow, Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing fly Scarcely heard amid the guns below. We are the dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders' Fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe; To you from flailing hands we throw the torch Be yours to hold high: If ye break faith with us who die, We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders' Fields. In May 1918, Col. McCrae was brought as a stretcher case to one of the big hospitals on the coast of France. On the third evening he was wheeled to the balcony of his room to look over the sea towards Dover. The verses were obviously in his mind, for he said to the

Pop Pad
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Poppin' Fresh Barbe Cups
3/4 lb Ground Beef; Lean 1 tb Onion; Minced 2 tb Brown Sugar 12 Biscuits; * 1/2 c Barbecue Sauce; ** 3/4 c Cheddar; Sharp, Shredded * Use 1 8-oz tube of store bought biscuits, or your favorite 12 biscuit recipe. ** Use store bought sauce or your favorite recipe. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ In a skillet brown the ground beef and then drain off the excess fat. Add the bbq sauce, onion and brown sugar and set aside. Separate the biscuit dough into 12 pieces and place one in each of 12 ungreased muffin cups, pressing the dough up the sides to the edge of the cup. Spoon the mixture into the cups and sprinkle with the shredded Cheddar Cheese. Bake in a preheated 400 degrees F. oven for 12 minutes. Serve hot. VARIATIONS: Use 1 13-oz can of chili beans in place of the meat mixture (or 1 13-oz can of baked beans, and frankfurters or hot dogs that have been cut into pieces) in place of the meat mixture. You can also add green bell pepp

The Poppy Test
You Are Blessed You are a naturally grateful person. You believe it's important to be thankful for whatever you have. You've gained the most by traveling down your own path in life. You are a naturally spiritual person. You are your own best teacher. You try to figure out what you need and then give it to yourself. On a good day, you really shine. Luckily, most of your days are good days. The Poppy Test Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Popppy's Red Sugar Beets
"My Poppy's Red Sugar Beets" When I was child I would stay with my grandparents a lot, sometimes for the summerMy grandmother was Lithuanian and my grandfather was Sicilian.My Grandpa always had a vegetable garden and in that garden he grewbig red sugar beets. I hated those beets. Whenever they served those beets with dinnerI refused to eat them. I was not allowed to leave the table until I ate those beets. I would cry and make a big fuss and would not eat those beets which to me tasted like pickled dirt . Sometimes I would sit at the table for hours but I refused to the beets.My granpa would say to me in his Sicilian accent "You eatsa da beetsa or you getta no Pizza.I would laugh but I still would not "eatsa da beetsa".Years later after my granmother passed away I went to live with my Grandpa. I lived with my "poppy" for ten years. We looked out for one another.He was a sweet and gentle man who would give you the shirt off his back.He had a hot dog stand out in front of his

Popping Down, Time Punking (continued From Time Punk)
art work by; behance.net/gallery/Steampunk/6956193 Dear Anthony, this is goodbye! I am writing this to my blog, as your girlfriend I am no longer returning, pack up my stuff if you want. I can't say when or if I'll be needing anything from the present day. We have made a unique existence in an altogether world. The past we are inhabiting has almost none of the restriction of your world, so returning for more than a few hours is unbearable. So long as a few basic rules are followed we can live here indefinitely. Presently we are a motley collection of entertainers, craftsman/engineers and historians, such that we are perpetually occupied with creating a fantastical world set in the past, inhabited by intellectuals from the future...Utopia, I would say. So no I 'm not returning to your tiny controlling world of limitations. That would be a profound folly. The major aspect of dwelling in the past has to do with removing anything that isn't of the period. Th

Pop Rocks And Pizza
1. When was the last time you had sex? *pouts* 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? I count down...3....2....1....and drop kick the lever 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Where else would I wear it??? Besides, mine isn't removable from the car, is yours? 4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out? toilet paper 5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Me....I'm a myspace celebrity 6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Pop rocks 7. Do you crack your knuckles? Only when I'm about to bust someone's ass 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? YMCA 9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? YES...you rat bastard 10. What are your super powers? I can make men bend to my will in the blink of an eye 11. Peppermint or Spearmint? SPEARMINT 12. Where are your car keys? Did you hide them from me again? 13. Whose answers to t

Pop-rock Parody
Well I'm jumpin through walls and kickin ceilings just because its something to do How bout you? I think sometimes I feel too much would you like me more if I was little less gay? I'm okay I'm ooookaaaaay Just cuz my therapist says so I'm ooookaaaaay Oprah says give yourself a hug each day I'm ooookaaaaay As long as I got my best friends Mick Jagger the monkeys and white snake! YEAH! I'm okay [Spoon solo] Just when I thought it couldn't worse Igotdrunk at your friend's party without you She said it was cool if I crashed on her couch then I threw up in her apartment complex pool. --- She's the one that thinks I'm hot she's the girl with twice the rack you've got and that's the end of this story cuz when I woke up the next morning~ I'm oooookaaaay cuz I woke up next to you I'm oooookaaay even though the last thing I remember I'm oooookaaay is wishing I was making out with your sister~ [whispers] Making out-with-your-sis-ter~ I'm oooook

Pop Rocks & Coke...
I'm old. Like old, old. Like "get off my lawn" old. Like "You don't know how good you've got it, these days" old. I know this because I didn't have a child-safe gate on the stairs... I was one bad directional decision away from riding the blue bus. I seem to have come out of it okay (ignoring a couple deep facial scars from getting the occasional LEGO house hucked at my head). And that's the coming of this rant: When the hell did everything become so watered down that fountains aren't child-safe anymore? My cereal cut the shit out of the roof of my mouth. My cartoons featured transient potheads smoking up their dogs and solving crime while high as fuck with a couple dykes and a closet case in the biggest pedophile van of the 70s. My outdoor activity of choice was lawn darts and who laid near the target the longest. Steelies beat marbles if you threw them hard enough to chip the glass. And it was all fun and games...until someone lost an eye. (Someone did, actually. Dway

Pop Rocks And Boobies
Hi, Bella here. It's 2 am, and I just served myself my final drink. I've drank a half a 5th of Calico Jack rum and root beer. In less than 2 hours. I'm listening to DJ GroundZero's first show back and everyone is getting a bonus cuz I have a few people watching my drunk ass on cam, attempting to eat pop rocks, running into my own bedroom door, my father checking on me (my parents discourage drinking alone) and BLAMING IT ON FUCKING POP ROCKS. "Daddy, I dropped my pop rocks... everything's okay." "But I heard something go bump." "I hit my head on the desk." "Are you okay?" "yeah, I"m going to bed." and yes, I'm writing this drunk. BE PROUD. I got autos running and I'm fucked up and I can't feel my fingers but they're still doing what my brain commands them Spike is recording our conversation -- FUCKING BRON JUST BUZZED ME.. FUCK YOU SEXYPIE. -- Anywho... I told Spike to save our convo... I really want him to be staff in GFR cuz that kid is fuckin AWESOME. I'm so h

Popsicles And Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted." "An ambulance just drove by" "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike...." "Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

Pop Song
Hi everyone - my first blog, and it's a request. Please take a look and my stash and listen to Pop song by AMFAD. They are my son's band, and have to be the most unlucky lads (and girl) around. They had their name stolen by a band from the far east (Thailand, I think). My lad's lot tghen won a competition organised by national TV Channel 4 here in the UK - but split before they could claim the prize! Take a listen and let me know what you think. The prize-winning video (for a different song) is also in my stash.

Popsicle & Cum Yummy!!!!
As I am basking in the sun I am enjoying a nice juicy Popsicle. I do more than just suck on it. Cum watch as I rub it all over my large erect nipples and then lick it off. I use it as a toy to make myself cum. Afterwards I put it between my big 40ddd tis and suck the CUM off of it. Check out my contest page for this month. You can win a custom video and photo set by doing what you are already doing. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Pop Star Michael Jackson Dead
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Pop giant Michael Jackson, who took to the stage as a child star and went on to set the world dancing to the thumping rhythms of his music for decades, died Thursday, TMZ website reported. He was 50. "We've just learned Michael Jackson has died," TMZ said. "Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back," the entertainment site said. There was no official confirmation of the reported death and spokespersons for Jackson could not be reached for comment. Earlier, the Los Angeles Times said that the singer had been rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital by fire department paramedics who found him not breathing when they arrived at the singer's home. The newspaper said paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation at the scene before taking him to the UCLA Medical Center hospital. Jackson had been due to start a

Pop This Virgins Cherry
OK, so no I am not actually a virgin. But I am new to this site. Looks interesting. And way more interactive than MySpace. My name is Rob. My friends call me Mage, Erick, or Draco. My fiance calls me other things, but hey thats private! I live in a small town in Michigan called Buchanan. They roll the sidewalks up at like 9pm. We have 3 bars in town right in the same block. So bar hopping is one of the weekend pastimes. I am a Pagan. For those of you that don't know what that is....I'M A WITCH!! And for those of you that wanna burn me at the stake for that...I like Medium Well Thanks. :D I am 31 years old. 5'9" tall and around 220lbs. I am not looking to hook up with anyone. I am engaged. I just wanna chat with people and make some friend. You can never have too many of those. My favorite hobbies are Dragons and Renaissance Faires. If you wanna know more about me let me know. I have put it in my profile how to reach me. If its by messenger just put in that you saw me on CherryTap. Th

Pop That Cherry Son
i've been myspacing it up for a while now, and a cheap whore of a friend turned me on to cherrytap. this is my first blog, so here goes... i'm 23, i live temporarily in westerly, ri with my mom and little brother. until last month, i was living in plainville, ct and working in middletown as a customer service manager for a toner distribution company. on march 9, i broke my goddamn ankle and was promptly thrown out of my house and my job taken from me. sweet, right? not so much. i needed surgery on my ankle, and i've been recooping at mom's since. you can say i have shitty luck - it won't hurt my feelings. i would have to agree. i'm looking for a job and home somewhere in the southeastern ct area, so holler if ya know something i don't. i need all the help i can get. my best friend is a bitch named schmemily. she takes it deep. anally. with sand. i have a great network of friends here in sect that i've managed to hold onto by a thread and now i'm desperately trying to find pe

Poptarts Vs Go-tarts
Poptarts make Go-tarts. Correct me if im wrong but i always thought that the purpose of a poptart was breakfast that goes right out the door with ya. Go-tarts...doesnt that defeat the purpose of a poptart since its suppose to be on the go too?

Pop The Cherries!!!!!
Pop the Cherries! (developed by ~~ TheCureForSanity ~~) Copy and paste the Code below anywhere on your Profile or in Blog, Stash, etc. Click here to play or view Children of the Seed! Click here to play or view Rotten Cherries!

Pop Tarts, Vicodin And Animal Planet
I love pop tarts. In fact, I love pop tarts so much that I used to think the lyrics to "Margaritaville" were "I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop tart", Anyway, back to the blog. Pop Tarts had an offer on their boxes back in the Spring for a Shrek bike helmet cover. My niece , Christina loves Shrek, so I thought I'd send off for this high quality item (thus securing my status of her most favorite Aunt). Months pass and and I forgot my mission… Last weekend, I had surgery, so I've been home for a week recuperating. The pain was pretty intense the first couple of days so my doctor prescribed some Vicodin to get me through the recovery. The side effects were random bouts of insomnia, floating sensations and I couldn't remember jack. I started having very vivid and weird dreams. Which is really bizare, because I normally don't remember my dreams. I don't know how I could have made it through the day/night without Animal Planet. They really have very interest

Pop That Cherry!
A Cheerleader's Cherry Author: Public Enemy. Melissa Haley walked across the 5th wing hallway and felt eyes piercing through her green blouse and tight jeans. A group of geeks drooled as their heads moved with her hypnotizing sway of her hips while a group of skateboarders watched her in disgust but envy and jealousy in their hearts. She turned her head only to greet few of her cheerleader friends, but she ignored the rest. Melissa pulled up her purse to her shoulder and winked at a guy that was staring at her ass and he swooned to the ground. This was the life of a cheerleader. Since Melissa became a cheerleader, popularity was no problem for her social life. If she thought someone was worthy of being even looking at, it was so, but if she chose to ignore them, then that was the way it was. She had all the friends she needed in her cheerleading squad and her best friend who was the cheerleading captain, Andrea Swanks. Every day, every week, every month, she would have guys drooling

Popularity
i am pretty sure there was a point in most peoples lives where they didnt feel like part of group that they were part of. I keep noticing even though i parts of different groups where we all have something in common, that i am often, if not all the time, left out. Left out of conversations, outings, socializing get togethers, etc..... Whether its my childs school, her cheerleading group, or different online groups that i am part of (that i hold staff positions in) where there is a bond that brought us all together. I feel totally left out... i try to be part of the group, though i am constantly left out.... It gets tiring.... and all this, is just an observation...

Popularity ????????
I ask myslf this question alot and i hope that someone might have a clue as to why when your getting attention from the ther sex it sems like everyone starts to look at you and when you dont like on person in particular no on loks at you ???? does anyone understand this delema

Population Me
Yeah it sucks when you think you are on top of the world and then the rush of feeling important fades away in the blink of an eye. so I'll cut to the chase and say that I am gonna take time off of here until I get the proper respect and attention I deserve.

Popular
I've thought a lot about popularity lately. It came up when I was thinking about crushes and during a discussion I had with co-workers about high school, plus I've been listening a lot to the song High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup. So, what defines popularity? Why are some people "popular," and others are not? I was not. *grin* I totally admit it. Whatever indefinable thing makes someone a "popular" person, I didn't have it. I was shy, awkward, vulnerable, and too smart, with bad eyesight and a mother who made my clothes (all huge handicaps in the pecking order). The years between "I'll play with any kid around" and junior high, I was at the bottom of the pecking order. And it's interesting that those kids who were "popular" back in elementary school, stayed "popular" through high school, for the most part. What did those kids have that defined them as "popular" as early as 2nd or 3rd grade? Confidence (or at least the ability to fake it), ease with social situ

Popularity Contest
This Cherrytap is strange. When looking about the sites other people have on Cheery tap you notice that some people are letting you into see a glimpse of their lives, to let you know what they are about, to reach out to other people online. On other ones you get the distint feeling that these people don't want to talk to you, don't want to reach out. All that they want you to do is to fan them, add them, give them cherry points so that they can progress through. Maybe I haven't got into Cherrytap properly yet and don't fully understand the reasoning behind it. Maybe it should be looked at as a game for winning. Maybe you should take that bit more time to explore what other people are saying and 'reach out and touch' them. Be supportive, make friends, try and talk to people that bit more. If you rush around trying to get as many points as possible will that really help you or make you feel any better?

Popular Online Social Network Myspace Says It Has Identified, Removed And Blocked “a Few Thousand” User Profiles Of Convicted Sex Offenders
MySpace deletes convicted sex offender profiles Company says federal law prohibits sharing information with authorities MSNBC News Services Updated: 7:56 p.m. ET May 15, 2007 RALEIGH, N.C. - Popular online social network MySpace says it has identified, removed and blocked “a few thousand” user profiles of convicted sex offenders among its 175 million profiles on its service as part a previously announced program to protect its youth members from adult predators. The action comes a day after eight U.S. attorneys general demanded the News Corp.-owned company hand over the offenders’ names and addresses and to delete their profiles. In a statement, MySpace’s chief security officer said state and federal laws prohibit the Web site from sharing such information. “We are doing everything short of breaking the law to ensure that the information about these predators gets to the proper authorities,” the security officer, Hemanshu Nigam, said in the news release. The stat

Popularity Realization
so i was just thinking about why it is i am not as "popular" as it seems other people are on this and other sites... and this is what i have come to realize about myself i will put them in a numbered list 1.i dont have pictures sharing my cock with the world, so that means that i will never get the gay vote... well maybe if i insiuated maybe that would help. 2.i dont have a set of tits, yes i know its hard to believe but i do think it has hamped my popularity because of it. now i am reduced to looking at womens tits... which leads me to #3 3.i dont desperatly stroke the ego of any woman that is attempting to look sexy by teasing me with possible shots of their junk... i know i am guilty of it but i dont make it common habit 4.i dont have a picture of me on a motorcycle or badass car.(but i do of me with rockstars, but that just proves how insignificant i am by being next to them) 5.i dont throw the props for ICP, see so here i lose the Juggalo vote, dammit thats it

Popularity , Conspiracy, Or Favortism?
I posted a mumm asking weather cherry tap was a popularity contest or just a plain conspiracy: someone told me that baby jesus seems to sometimes block pictures that really have nothing wrong with them, or to accept salutes that normally would of been rejected..if by chance you are Cool with him.. Below is what i had in my CTMail.... "A mum you have posted has been removed by the CherryTAP admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of CherryTAP. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again." Im starting to get really really pissed off with this site, why should there be a popularity contest on a website? Isnt this just for fun? How can it be fun, when the creators wont even be fair? FUCK YOU BABY JESUS

The Population--
The population of this country is 400 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospit als. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass,

A Popular Hoax These Days...
"Once more I have been forced to read one of those wetware viruses where the code and method of transmission is run on human brains using say email or IM. Courtney: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this accounts. Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all. Copy and paste it. (I'd love to know who this Courtney is). A quick search would already show that this information is fake. But that's the subtlety of the con trick. The call to action orders you to tell every one you know. What is strange is the number of people that obey such an order. No wonder a call to action after an advert gets such a good response.

Popular
POPULAR: adj. Widely liked or appreciated; liked by acquaintances; sought after for company. Popularity. We all want it. Why? Because being popular means being liked. Everyone wants to be liked. Sadly, however, not all of us are. What do popular people have in common that makes them all so popular? They all have: A friendly way about them. An eagerness to pitch in and help get the job done. An interest in everything that goes on at work in life. A look that's fresh and neat. These aren't traits popular people were born with. They've cultivated the characteristics that make them so popular… …and you can, too, by following the tips that I will give you, that were given to me.

Popularity Can Be Compared To A House.
Popularity can be compared to a house. It has walls, a strong foundation, and many different rooms. The more deeply the foundation is sunk, the stronger the walls are, and the more rooms that can be added on. This is why, just like there’s no such thing as a house with too many rooms, there is no such thing as having too many friends.

Popular People Know How To Win.
Popular people know how to win. The easiest way to win an argument is to avoid one in the first place. You can do this by showing respect for others’ opinions, even if you think they’re wrong. Never say, “You’re wrong.” (And if you happen to be wrong, admit it quickly!) It’s best to let others do most of the talking. Let them think your idea was actually theirs. The best negotiators try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view and express sympathy for others’ ideas, opinions, and desires.

A Popular Person Can Change Anyone's Mind About Anything.
A popular person can change anyone’s mind about anything. Here’s how to do it: 1. Begin by praising the person. People like to hear nice things about themselves. 2. Talk about your own mistakes. Mention that you know no one is perfect, least of all yourself. 3. Subtly call attention to the person’s mistake. 4. Allow the person the chance to explain/save face. 5. Praise him or her for acknowledging the mistake. Then suggest how he/she could do better next time, making sure to allow the person to think he/she is the one who came up with the solution. 6. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. 7. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest. Problem solved!

Popularity And Power Tripping
The internet is full of drama. This mostly occurs when someone gains what he/she thinks is power and decides to exercise that power on whim and not according to some adult logic. This is what I call the "Look at me, I'm important" complex. If you don't play his/her way, he/she takes his/her ball and goes home. Or throws you out of a chatroom. This is very sad when someone spends so much time reigning over his/her imaginary kingdom that he/she is under the impression that he/she has actual power. Now let's mix in a popularity contest. Let's introduce a person who sucks up to just the right person/people. He is artsy and clever. Everyone loves our little suck-up. Enter an adult who refuses to be bullied by the king of a tiny space on a hard drive somewhere, likely in another country, just because the popular ass-kisser got his feelings hurt. To put this in real terms... Rain had to have the last word. She wanted to show that she was the queen. Good riddance? Is that e

Pop Up Pancakes
makes 24 muffins or fills a 9×13 baking pan * 1 cup milk * 1 cup flour * 6 eggs * 1/4 cup melted butter * dash salt * Preheat oven at 400* I like to blend all the ingredients in my blender. I have tried to whisk it or even use the electic mixer, but it seems to get the most smooth with a blender. Then grease your muffin tins or baking pan. My mom likes to bake these in a jelly roll pan. Bake them for 15 minutes, or until puffy and golden on top. Use a knife to pry them out, hopefully they were greased well enough and should pop right out. Now they are ready for toppings. I love syrup, powdered sugar, and fruit. You could even use fresh Strawberry Jam. We usually load it all on and dive in.

Popular President???
Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the Presidential election: • Number of States won by: Democrats:19 Republicans: 29 • Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 • Population of counties won by: Democrats:127 million Republicans: 143 million • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1 Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..." Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental

Popularity Contest!
Fubar is pretty much a Popularity Contest.. and It's annoying! Just because Some people aren't Picture Whores, and Show off their Body, They don't get Paid any attention.. WTF Is that Fubar!! a Place for Friends.. I've lost more Friends, then Gained friends from this Place! But I guess it really doesn't Matter anymore Does it! Get the Fuck over the Popularity Bullshit! And Treat everyone the Same Fuckin Way!!!!!! Oh, and It's Also nice to Know how.. When you FAN someone.. They Don't FAN you back.. I am Fan's with Over 9,000 of you fucks who Haven't Fanned me back.. So... Whatever.. Shows That this place is "A PLACE FOR WHORES" Not a Place for Friends.. So.. Sorry to the Females who Don't FLASH their shit around to get Votes.. Cause, I'm one of Them..

Popular Insect Repellant Deet Is Neurotoxic
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/... The active ingredient in many insect repellents, deet, has been found to be toxic to the central nervous system. Researchers say that more investigations are urgently needed to confirm or dismiss any potential neurotoxicity to humans, especially when deet-based repellents are used in combination with other neurotoxic insecticides. Vincent Corbel from the Institut de Recherche pour le Développement in Montpellier, and Bruno Lapied from the University of Angers, France, led a team of researchers who investigated the mode of action and toxicity of deet (N,N-Diethyl-3-methylbenzamide). Corbel said, "We've found that deet is not simply a behavior-modifying chemical but also inhibits the activity of a key central nervous system enzyme, acetycholinesterase, in both insects and mammals". snip These insecticides are often used in combination with deet, and the researchers also found that deet interacts with carbamate insecticides t

Pop Up
Thank you for the pop up because I was wondering who this is that was going to screw up yesterday and the day before? Now I know and thank you very much for that pop up revealing yourself! I figured when I let go you'd pop up. You did. Know what a decoy is? Please look up would you. It's easy just like a decoy. I thought it was a dream of mine, wondering in the woods with my shades until the next morning when I found my shades on the kitchen cunter when I knew I left it where I always do. So much for dreams and so much for that woods. See, aforementioned, is into every aspect of Federal Agencies, DoD, and The Military. Highest of Clearance is given by a click or a OK to any. Hell, I would of walked to the surgery until that Stranger and that Lady in the Lexus screwed up so bad. Private Contractors or people unfit for their position. Just like you. Tell me what I just did here beside the burn? Surely you of all would know? See ya, Norio

Popular Hairstyles
Now if I'm anything like you I am always watching the celebrities to see what new celebrity hairstyles are the ones to watch out for that's gonna make me stand out in the crowd. Every year there's new celebrity hairstyles that's catching my eye and interest that I'm thinking about working with. I can't just get my hair cut without wondering who am I gonna be compared to this time.. Nevertheless I think at the end of the day I think we all want to look a little celebrity. I've got my eyes on Taylor Swift these days.No one wants to go to the salon and get a hairstyle that doesn't fall into the popular hairstyles category because we all want to have a hairstyle that's worth talking about. Popular hairstyles have and always will be the rave. We get popular hairstyles so that we feel good about ourselves and so that we get noticed too. I thought I'd just ramble on about how much we all basically love to be noticed by what we do with our hair.Medium hairstyles can be the best thing for you a

Popularity Of Cuckolding
When cuckolding is a humiliation fantasy, it works best when the individual with the fantasy believes cuckolding is hopelessly the only choice for their relationship. This may be one of the reasons cuckold fantasy stories sometimes contain the theme that females are genetically predisposed to desire the "alpha-male", prefer men with larger genitalia or that their wives are driven with wild lust. Cuckolding as a dominant voyeuristic act While the word origin and most historic accounts define the cuckold husband as being submissive, powerless and/or in need of humiliation to receive stimulation, contemporary practice suggests the possibility of something altogether different. Rather than passively acceeding to the infidelity and desires of an errant wife, this cuckold is more in keeping with the male partners defined in polyamorous, open, or swinging relationships. In this manifestation, the cuckold is a consummate voyeur who derives great pleasure from seeing his "hot wife" or

Population Control
Some would call the earthquake of Jan 11th in Haiti a tragedy. As you know a tragedy like those of ancient Greece plays are events that unfold in front of our eyes that bring about emotions of significant magnitude, emotions of fear and pity. When tragedies happen human beings pull together, it is our animalistic instinct to seek comfort in the pack. Perhaps that is what "George Clooney and Amigos" (Rebel Wolf-Dark fire) are trying to do, find strength in the pack by seeking comfort from the fear and pity brought about by a tragedy. I simply call the earthquake of Jan 11 2010 in Haiti... population control.

Popular Models Of Private Secrets Of Hair Save Failed
The model on T stage hair curls today, tomorrow,InStyler the day after tomorrow streaked, fashion trends in their heads as they can be dazzling, life in the hair is all kinds of chemical composition by was dim and dark?In their eyes different hair for what kind of hairstyle?Edit as you exclusive secret, the models face the failure of hair each of the killer mace. New Silk Road famous: Zhou Yanping 1, hair a good foundation, not because of a momentary perm and completely broken. Eat more walnuts, black sesame and other hair care food will increase the quality of nutrition.Every time after perm patience careful to do film, coated conditioner (with professional hair wrap twenty minutes) after the shampoo, and other clean after serious coated conditioner (painted at night conditioner, daytime shotcrete water), this merger will become outside natural hair glossy, elastic. Each time I wash must use hair conditioner 2, hair wash every day, hair do.Always wash must use hair c

Popular Bifocal Looking At Sunglasses
Popular Bifocal Looking at Sunglasses the idea increases the magnifier towards the bottom in the zoom lens, along with the major of the contact is just magnificent glass. Whenever you appear from the glasses, you can view whenever you glance down to study, something will be amplified, but if you seem way up around a place, there is absolutely no alter. This is the excellent Cheap Oakley Sunglasses . who have difficulties looking at, is able to see across any place fine, it is just more compact printing they have complications along with, however, if the complete lens for the eye glasses will be amplified, it may make a position blurry any time one particular looks like it's way up coming from a magazine, creating one particular experience woozy or off-stability ijnbgrdt. Along with receiving exactly the location from the eyeglasses amplified that's employed for reading via, as well as clear at the top scored, if the reader is an Gucci Sunglasses , they may be experiencing the room alo

Population Control Advocacy Group: Humans Equal Locusts
Jurriaan MaessenInfowars.comJanuary 25, 2013 Photo: William Warby The UK based population control advocacy group Population Matters felt compelled to respond to the latest controversy surrounding their patron David Attenborough, who recently stated humans are a “plague on the earth”. In a press release posted on its website, the organization expresses support for their beloved patron’s statements, concurring that mankind may be viewed as a plague upon the planet- not to be understood as a disease as such, but rather as the way this disease spreads. “What did he (Attenborough) mean? Surely he does not mean that we are a disease? More probably, he was thinking of a plague of locusts, which consumes all that it sees, and then dies off.” “That analogy is apt.”, the statement continues. “Human numbers have doubled in the last fifty years to seven billion. Natural habitats, wildlife and fish stocks are falling around the world, due to deve

The Popular Shoes Vocabulary From A To Z Spring And Summer
Spring and summer shoes have recently added to our dazzling? Master spring and summer fashion vocabulary, you know what to buy shoes. From A to Z, a clean sweep, so the beauty woman have what they need. A - Audrey Hepburn (Audrey Hairpin). The petite slim immortal image British actress, the most well-known is its Capri pants and ballet shoes Tory Burch. B - Block Heels (massive heel). The hard-line the massive heel reflux and out of leather massive. Hand-painted surface suture conferred high heels handmade texture. C - Clean Chic (minimalist fashion). Clean and simple cool. Shoes using the best material, mature styling, the easiest colors, such as: always black and white with. D - Deauville (France Normandy Beach vacation homes). Navy style lines, wave point, cotton, bandage scarf the tory burch wallets designed focus. E - Espadrilles (Spanish-known shoes). Spain canvas straw with shoes must be prepared in the summer, adding embroidery, beads, artificial gems. F - Fetching Braid

Popular Vps Host At Cheap Prices
According to a survey, it has been declared that vps web server is getting popular amongst the people. A cheap Linux vps hosting is getting quite popularity amongst the website owners or the businesses. Managed virtual server vps hosting is an ideal bridge between shared hosting and dedicated servers. A virtual private server plans can be completely customized to match your specific hosting needs and upgraded anytime as your site grows. The biggest percentage of businesses is small sized companies. Actually it is a great way to start small but still have the ability to scale up very quickly. Generally a small sized company has very limited budget and they have to organize everything according to the budget. Thus purchasing a dedicated and cheap vps hosting Linux web hosting server for them is impossible and quite troublesome. To help these small companies, cheap windows vps hosting services are here. With virtual private server windows, one can enjoy best vps host services India at a

Popular Sports-themed Games Android --ice Hockey
Bubble net mobile channel the November 3 ice hockey (OneTimer Ice Hockey) is a very good sports-themed games. The players will serve as an ice hockey team shooter, one-on-one challenge with the goalkeeper.The operation of the game is not complicated, you can tilt the phone, the physical gravity sensing control about sprint, rotate and shot action through the on-screen virtual joystick. Operation of the game very quick response, the action of the players is also very realistic and smooth.Each other's goalkeeper will not always be playing etc. in the goal, he will touch attack with a physical barrier, closing down and other methods to prevent the ball into the goal. Players not only have to go past the goalkeeper shot score, but also as far as possible over the area of the extra points to improve the game score.Overall, ice hockey is a game worth having Whether you are in the sport of ice hockey, as long as you love intense physical game, can get a good gaming experience in t

Pop Veterans Chas And Dave Split
"Music veterans Chas and Dave have split after 35 years together, their agent has announced. The duo recorded well known tunes such as Rabbit, The Sideboard Song and Snooker Loopy. Bassist and singer Dave Peacock is to retire from the music business following the death of his wife Sue from lung cancer in July. Pianist Chas Hodges said he will honour their touring commitments under the new name of Chas And His Band. " Source : BBC Online

Pop Warner Team Going To Disney World
East Lynn Pop Warner has started in its Fundraising efforts For Nationals.... you can Help.... Dear Friends, The President of East Lynn Pop Warner and its board members are proud to announce that for the first time in the history of East Lynn Football, two teams The B Squad, coached by Duke Wilson, and the C squad coached by Robert Maitland will be playing in the New England Regional Football Championship this Friday, November 28th, at Foley Field in Worcester. The B Squad will play the New Haven Steelers, and the C Squad will face the Worcester Vikings. A win on Friday will earn the teams the right to compete in the National Pop Warner Football Superbowl held December 7th through the 14th in Walt Disney World Florida. East Lynn Pop Warner would like to invite their fans to Worcester on Friday to witness this historical event and to support these two talented and hard working teams. The league is going to provide free busing to the games. The fan buses will leave Lynn English at

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Por Amarte Asi
Siempre seras la niña que me llene el alma como mar inquieto como mar en calma siempre tan lejana como el horizonte gritando en el silencio tu nombre en mis labios solo queda el eco de mi desengaño sigo aqui en mis sueños de seguirte amando Sera como tu quieras pero asi sera si aun tengo que esperarte 7 vidas mas me quedare colgado de este sentimientoo Por amarte asi es esa mi fortuna es ese mi castigo sera que tanto amor acaso esta prohibido yo sigo aqui muriendo por estar contigooo Por amarte asi a 1 paso de tu boca y sin poder besarla tan cerca de ti piel y sin poder tocarla ardiendo de deseos con cada mirada por amarte asiii por amarte así Asi voy caminando en esta cuerda floja por ir tras de tu huella convertida en sombra precio del amor que me negaste un dia contando los segundos que pasan x verte haciendote culpable de mi propia suerte su mundo esta despierto con hacerte mia Sera como tu quieras pero asi sera si aun tengo que esperarte 7 vidas mas me quedare col

Porcupine Meatballs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:30 meatballs 1 1/2 cups Multi-Bran Chex® cereal 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 2/3 cup uncooked parboiled (converted) rice 1/2 cup milk 1 package (1 oz) onion soup mix 1 egg 1 cup water 2 cans (11 1/2 oz each) tomato juice (3 cups) 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Crush cereal. (To easily crush cereal, place in plastic bag or between sheets of waxed paper, and crush with rolling pin.) In large bowl, mix crushed cereal, beef, rice, milk, dry soup mix and egg. Using wet hands, shape mixture into 30 meatballs. Place in ungreased 13x9-inch baking dish or 3-quart casserole. 2. Pour water and tomato juice over meatballs; stir gently. 3. Cover and bake 50 to 55 minutes or until rice is tender and beef is no longer pink in center and juice is clear. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 70 (Calories from Fat 20); Total Fat 2g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat 0g);

The Porcupine's Plight
The Porcupine arrived at the club dining room. "I'm Mr. Porcupine," he said. "I'll be a guest of Mr. Bear this evening. I guess I'm a little early." The Maitre d' regarded him haughtily. "Please wait at the bar," he said. The Porcupine walked into the bar. A Deer and an Antelope jostled him. He overheard someone making a derogatory comment about Porcupines. A very obnoxious Rabbit blew smoke right into his face. The Porcupine could feel himself bristly, and it took real effort to get his quills to lie down. Just then the Bear arrived. "It's good to meet you," said the Bear, "I'm eager to hear about those salmon futures we discussed on the phone." "I don't know," said the Porcupine. "If you like this club, I don't think we'll enjoy doing business." He told the Bear what happened. The Bear stood up with a roar. "These rascals have tarnished my reputation with you!" he said. "I'm so sorry you were mistreated. Let's go somewhere else." So they did. Over dinner, the Porc

Porclien Doll
this is how i feel right now like a broken porclien doll dropped to the floor by the careless child one doll broke and one heart in beguile leads to tears for a broken treasure like the treasure deep within my body the treasure i call my broken heart the day you vowed to depart

Porcelain Whore
Denial i feel churning inside Lies I feel burning their way Tears that I know they never subside Emotions I ignore coming again today Laying me down another one to play I swore I wouldnt, deafening out what you say I guess im weak, all along knew you wouldnt stay here I am bitter and scorned, another priceless lay Come inside deep and dark rip me apart plunge inside deep and dark black is my heart and bitter I stay Priceless porcelain whore Distrust I feel choking me inside Saddness is like night to the day eyes blank yet endless tears i cried my heart I ignore, hearing what you say Laying me down, my body a score of play I swore I wouldnt, I know its not ok I know Im weak, they never stay free to them all, I am the one who has to pay Come inside deep and dark rip me apart plunge inside deep and dark black is my heart and bitter I stay Priceless porcelain whore Priceless porcelain whore and bitter I stay Copywritten by: St

Porcelain
They Damn your eyes and all the times you looked into mine Paralyzed by everything I do now you're mine They Damn your eyes and everything inside Not this time It wont be alright You and I Will never say goodbye or goodnight Every time I look into your eyes everybody else just seems to die They Damn your skin It's the beginning of the end Will be my only sin Porcelain Just like a baby doll over again and again Every time I look into your eyes everybody else just seems to die Every time I look into your eyes Every time I look into your eyes everybody else just seems to die Everything I do just seems so wrong You might be dead but I'm not.............(at this point place you're thoughts on what could have happend after this.It leaves a state of emptiness or wonder what happend where? or who? you decide!

Porch Sittin’
“What are you doing?” I asked Willie as I passed by his house on my way home. “Awwww I’m just doin’ some porch sittin” he replied as he swung back and forth ever so slightly on his porch swing. As a child, I would often see Willie out on his porch. He was an older man who still worked hard around his place but he often took time off for some “porch sittin’”. “I got the radio on and the Cardinals will be playing ball here in a minute if you want to sit a spell,” Willie said as he scooted over on the swing and patted the seat next to him as he adjusted the volume on the radio. It was summertime and many other scenes such as the one I mention above took place everyday where I grew up. “Porch sittin” was a common activity. Nearly everyone had a porch with a wooden swing that hung down from chains that were held by hooks on the porch ceiling. Most swings held two or three people and if neighbors showed up to sit a spell then

Porcelain And The Tramps
King of the World Porcelain and the Tramps - King of the World Lyrics by: Alaina Beaton Transcription by: Porcelainfan www.purevolume.com/artist/porcelainandthetrampsfan My painfilled drama queen is always screaming at your bed Getting ready to buy you out Push me under, what gomes around coes around Should've known what was all about Do not test me Keep your head down Untill I tell you may speak And now giving me the run around When you fall back Unto my coffin No you shouldn't stay on my way Dare you, Test me [chorus] 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Get on you knees I'm the fucking king of the world Do as I place So get up and get out and I'll show you what it takes for me to control you 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me [Scream] Get

Por Cada Mujer....
POR CADA MUJER.... Por cada mujer fuerte cansada de aparentar debilidad, hay un hombre débil cansado de parecer fuerte. Por cada mujer cansada de tener que actuar como una tonta, hay un hombre agobiado por tener que aparentar saberlo todo. Por cada mujer cansada de ser calificada como "hembra emocional", hay un hombre a quien se le ha negado el derecho a llorar y a ser “delicado”. Por cada mujer catalogada como poco femenina cuando compite, hay un hombre obligado a competir para que no se dude de su masculinidad. Por cada mujer catalogada como poco femenina cuando compite, hay un hombre obligado a competir para que no se dude de su masculinidad. Por cada mujer cansada de ser un objeto sexual, hay un hombre preocupado por su potencia sexual. Por cada mujer que no ha tenido acceso a un trabajo o a un salario satisfactorio, hay un hombre que debe asumir la responsabilidad económica de otro ser humano. Por cada mujer que desconoce los mecanismos del autom

Porcelain's Tropical Vacation Contest!(updated With A Comment From Porcelain Herself!!)
Porcelain is offering a Tropical Vacation to the first person who Rates AND comments everything on my profile. That means commenting AND rating ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS AND BLOG ENTRIES, AND ALL PICS. IF YOU RATE AND COMMENT EVERYTHING YOU WILL GET THE TROPICAL VACATION. I REPEAT. YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING LISTED IN THE BULLETIN/BLOG TO GET THE TROPICAL VACATION. WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE FINISHED, WRITE ME OR COMMENT ME AND LET ME KNOW. AFTER CONFIRMATION OF COMPLETION, YOU WILL RECIEVE YOUR TROPICAL VACATION FROM PORCELAIN. dO MAKE NOTE THAT SHE IS GOING OUT OF STATE FOR ABOUT 10 DAYS, BUT YOU WILL GET YOUR VACATION AS SOON AS SHE RETURNS!! GOOD LUCK!!

Porch Monkey 4 Life
Porch Monkey 4 Life http://www.fubar.com/user/1022454 (Mummers are mean) M, 30 Nitro, WV December 15, 2007 @ 3:17 pm #25 of 38 Bullshit. Don't believe a word of it. She wants attention and probably doesnt even have a kid. this is the comment this ass left about princess punkass's loss of her son

~porcelain Or Diamonds?~
(IF YOUR GONNA READ THIS, RATE IT PLEASE,THANKS!) Porcelain or Diamonds? She may look and feel of porcelain . . . With only one touch, she will capture you. Skin so smooth and flawless and unblemished, Undoubtedly, attracts that of many a man. Yet so fragile and seemingly helpless, Underneath her bosom holds more truth. She renders strength beyond her doubts, Attempting to whisper yet is only mute. Is she breakable, or made of precious stone? Handle with care or she will be broken. Are her looks so deceiving? Maybe precious inside, bright and strong even! Within her soul all locked away, lying they're with sadness. Hided neatly behind her sultry smile. Forever tempted to give pleasures to help withstand, All the while she holds within herself her own denial. To smell her, touch, and capture her could be daunting. Her essence shall intoxicate your mind! Reach deep into her soul and hear her

Porch Monkey 4
This fubar member rated me a "1" and left a very ugly comment on my page. This was in retaliation to a comment I left on one of his recent blogs. He was totally downgrading our Military Personnel. All I did was send a comment in support of our Military. Please stop by his page and show him the same love and respect that he does for our Military Personnel...which is nothing! Porch Monkey 4 Life@ fubar

Porcelain On The Shelf
Yes I wrote this ! And it is one of my favorites that I ever wrote ! Porcelain on the Shelf My heart is like the porcelain thats sitting on the self Everyone will look at it but will rarely take it down Once in a while it gets polished and treated like brand new But shortly after this it gathers dust again It has been broken many times but glue mends the broken parts But one day soon everyone will see that the glue is getting weak The edges are getting tattered with little chips and scrapes And there are lines running here and there just wondering when they'll break Everyone just ignores the old worn porcelain on the shelf Until the day the porcelain falls and the peices can't be fixed The glue that used to hold them wasn't strong enough anymore And now there is no more porcelain on the shelf

Porcupine Meatballs
Ingredients 14 oz Ground Lean Beef 1 teaspoon dried Parsley 1 tablespoon dried Basil 1 teaspoon dried Thyme 1 tablespoon uncooked White Long Grain Rice 1 can of Campbell's Mediterranean Low Fat Soup. To Serve: I use freshly cooked Tagliatelle Pasta or Spaghetti. You will need a casserole dish with a lid (either round, oval or square) in which to cook the meatballs. Directions Preheat your oven to 150 degrees. Into a large bowl put your ground minced beef, basil, parsley, thyme. Mix these around with a spoon. Add in 1 tablespoon of your uncooked rice and mix. Open your can of Campbell's soup and add 1 tablespoon of the concentrated soup to your mixture and stir well. Take a heaped tablespoon of the mixture and form it into a meatball. Put it into the casserole dish and continue until you have approximately 10 meatballs. Pour out the remainder of the can of Campbell's soup into the empty bowl, re-fill the can with warm water and add to the soup concentrate. Sti

Porch
he has the nerve to rate me a 1 cause he dont like my comment on his mumm and then when i leave him a comment call me a fat ass and then gets scared so he runs with his tail between his legs and blocks me. fucking wimp couldnt handle me anyways.

Porcelain Doll [#3]
I'm your poor porcelain doll. My face is chipped, my make-up flaking. Blue lifeless eyes stare, not blinking. Hair once in curls, now is tangled. My dress of grandeur is now tattered. I once was loved, Held tightly, always by your side. Never breathing, always staring. A silent picture, the girl of your dreams. Your love was harsh, I became torn and battered. My beauty faded, Only my eyes stayed the same, never blinking, Piercing blue. I was your toy, until you found another. Someone new to play with. Your new dolly will be just like me. Your love will wear her down, You'll let go, she'll fall from your arms. Hit the floor, and shatter into a million little pieces. She'll be just like me, Unable to put herself back together, fragmented. Join the graveyard you've made, Full of poor porcelain dolls.

Porch = Scammer/liar/thief
PORCH contacted me saying he was interested in trading a Happy Hour for 3 AUTO 11's. He said that he would prefer me to send at least one AUTO 11 to him first before he bought the Happy Hour since people have burned him before... I did the right thing, sent over an AUTO - and he blocked me... and to make it even better, changed his status to, "block me, im a douche" http://fubar.com/user/1022454

Porcelain
Porcelain Her skin Translucent Her hair Fair Her eyes Glass But they only See her beauty They only see Outward appearance The grace in her step They don’t see That she is more Than just a pretty face They only see What they want to See How can you Not hear the passion in her words

Porcelain And The Tramps : I Feel Perfect
The other day I had to stop and think And boy I love the way you get to me So I took a hit and poured another drink Your perfect frame is where I sucked it clean Oh Yeah I can never stop myself from fallin over You can never stop yourself from comin over I can feel you comin closer and closer Baby don't stop now Baby don't stop now I can never stop myself from fallin over You can never stop yourself from comin over I can feel you comin closer and closer Baby don't stop now Baby don't stop now I love how easy you crawl at me And the way it feels when you peel my clothes off me The palm of my hand's where I hold the key I fit you like the glove, it's not the ecstacy Oh Yeah I can never stop myself from fallin over You can never stop yourself from comin over Song Lyrics I can feel you comin closer and closer Baby don't stop now Baby don't stop now I can never stop myself from fallin over You can never stop yourself from comin over I can feel you comin closer and

Porcelain Doll
Porcelain Dollby: Ashton MullenThere she layOn that cold floorHe broke her todayHer heart shattered to the core.The man she cared so much forWho she thought more of over allPlayed with her and walked out her doorAnd broke her like a Porcelain doll.She cared for him from the startHe gained her friendship and trustHer feelings grew stronger for him at heartBut his were stronger for lust.When another came into his lifeShe grew to hate herselfTheir friendship quickly turned into strifeAnd she was put on the shelf.He must have lied, When he said he caredHe showed nothing when she criedSadly, it could have been avoided and sparedIt was her fault that a part of her died.She knew he didn't love herBut she fell for him anywayHe said he felt like her brotherBut lust got in the wayHe had his fun and walked out the doorNever to return at allShe let herself be played and dropped on the floorIt's her fault he broke her like a porcelian doll.

Porcelain Or Diamonds?
Porcelain or Diamonds? She may look and feel of porcelain... With only one touch, she will capture you. Skin so smooth and flawless and unblemished, undoubtedly attracts that of many a men. Yet so fragile and seemingly helpless, Underneath her bossum holds more truth. She renders strength beyond her doubts, Attempting to whisper yet is only mute. Is she breakable, or made of precious stone? Handle with care or she will be broken. Is her looks so deceiving? Maybe precious inside, bright and strong even! Within her soul all locked away, lying there with sadness. Hidden neatly behind her sultry smile. Fo

The Porch Swing, Memories To Enjoy
The Porch Swing, Memories to Enjoy Some folks might say about our swing, “It’s just an old and rusting thing,” but I remember all the ways that old porch swing would fill our days Upon that swing now hanging still, moon rising o’er the distant hill, Mama rested, sipping tea, and sang sweet lullabies to me With silent rocking dreams were sought on summer days when it was hot, games we played while resting there, chess, and checkers moved on squares Women gathered ‘round the swing, to share the latest gossiping, while sewing patches on our jeans, or maybe popping garden beans Men returning from the field would wait there for the evening meal, at end of day, their work complete, old Rex, our dog, lay at their feet Granny sometimes shedding tears, recalling friends lost through the years, would pass the hours on our porch swinging gently back and forth We courted on that creaking swing, first love softly blossoming, sneaking kisses in the night veiled in shad

Porcelain Heart - Opeth
Porcelain Heart I lost all I had (that April day),I turned to my friends (nothing to say),I wrote down a name (and read it twice),I wallowed in shame.I said that I loved (eternal schemes),I cling to my past (like childish dreams)I promised to stay (and held my breath)I went far away.Icy roads beneath my feet,Lead me through wastelands of deceit,Rest your head now, don't you cry,Don't ever ask the reason whyKept inside our idle raceGhost of an idol's false embraceRest your head now, don't you cryDon't ever ask the reasons why.

Porcelain Or Diamonds?
This was written by a friend of mine who is leaving FUBAR. I loved this when I read it. I borrowed this from her so I can read it from time to time and think about her. She was a very sweet person and she always made me smile and laugh. I will miss her dearly. More then she knows. Porcelain or Diamonds? She may look and feel of porcelain... With only one touch, she will capture you. Skin so smooth and flawless and unblemished, undoubtedly attracts that of many a men. Yet so fragile and seemingly helpless, Underneath her bossum holds more truth. She renders strength beyond her doubts, Attempting to whisper yet is only mute. Is she breakable, or made of precious stone? Handle with care or she will be broken. Is her looks so deceiving? Maybe precious inside, bright and strong even! Within her soul all locked away, lying there with sadness. Hidden neatly behind her sultry smile. Forever tempted to give pleasures to help withstand, All the while she

Porcelain Rose
Our love is like this porcelain rose - Fragile, yet unable to be broken. This rose, like our love, Will never die. The dew kissed petals represent The tears we've cried. It often says the words of affection That sometimes go unspoken. Please do not leave our love on the shelf, With me, you do not have to be afraid to be yourself. As our life together begins, I want you to hold the porcelain rose close to your heart. And remember our love is too strong to be torn apart.

Porcelain Doll
I just woke up from an interesting dream. I was having a pleasant dream (in my dream) about a love interest when I felt a hand on my arm. I followed that hand down the arm to a plush body, trying to shake myself awake (still in my dream). There was a porcelain doll I once had as a little girl in bed with me. I thought to myself "How did this get here?" and got up, carrying the doll, into the living room of what is now my grandmothers home, trying to turn on light switches and not getting any lights to come on. I place the doll in the glass case and sit down with my 3 cats for a moment. I had awoken my grandmother so I spoke to her for a moment as she fed my cats bread. I asked her "Why bread?" and got the response "I thought I heard her crunching a cookie". We both went back to bed. As I fell back asleep I felt the dolls hand on my arm again. I tried to pry it off and the doll attacked me, grasping both of my arms and pinning me down. I threw the doll out the bedroom door and kicked th

Por Es Hombre~for That Man
Lyrics (Tito:) this man, that you dress to hurt you what keeps the grudge understand it (guadare?) this alone alive man to occupy of the enormous gap that in her your love left (Victor:) I committed thousand errors, despire so many things but she knew that I might not live without his love (Tito:) You have to forget her, although it hurts you perhaps next to you it would make you happy, understand it Very well what you feel but I am going to say to you what she spoke to me (Choir 1) (brenda:) give him that I am very well that were many years of solitude that might never already return with (convince her, I cannot do it, convince her) say to him that this way it is better to the end now there is someone who thinks about me it has time rhyme of our love (tito:) this man, it was known that he wants her change of direction has seen her, be much better you know it, and that's why it hurts you that has put in solitude an illusion (victor:) if it was me w

Pore Liz...cry Me A River.
Oh know Liz Smith is being dropped by the New York Post! How are we ever going to survive with out Liz’s Gossip column? NEW YORK (AP) -- The New York Post is dropping Liz Smith's column this week to save money, leaving the legendary gossip columnist without a newspaper home in the city for the first time in 33 years. "I'm very sorry that that has come to an end, and that I wasn't valuable enough for them to keep me on," the 86-year-old Smith said Tuesday. Smith said the daily newspaper declined to renew her $125,000 annual contract in a letter that said, "due to economic circumstances, they were the bearer of bad news and so forth." Good Morning! Wake up it’s Hump Day USA and abroad. Wow the media left me bunches to write about, bitch about or laugh about. I chose to write about Liz. Yes Liz will not be getting her 2009 salary of 125K from the New York Post. You know, I would have figured she perhaps pulled down about 25,000 instead of that whopping 125K however gossip pays just lo

Pork, Corn, And Three-pepper Soup
Start to Finish: 30 min Ingredients * 12 ounces lean boneless pork, cut into bite-size strips * 1 tablespoon cooking oil * 1/2 cup chopped red sweet pepper * 1 small onion, chopped * 1 14-3/4-ounce can cream-style corn * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 cup milk * 1/2 cup frozen whole kernel corn * 1 4-ounce can diced green chili peppers * 1/4 cup snipped fresh parsley * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper Directions 1. In a large saucepan cook meat in hot oil for 2 to 3 minutes or until done. Remove from saucepan; cover and keep warm. Add red sweet pepper and onion to saucepan and cook until tender. 2. Stir in the cream-style corn, chicken broth, milk, frozen corn, and undrained chili peppers. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 5 minutes. 3. Stir in the cooked meat, parsley, salt, and ground red pepper; heat through. Makes 4 main-dish servings.

Pork Chops To Live For
Original recipe yield: 4 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 5 Hrs READY IN 5 Hrs 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons shortening * 4 pork chops * 1 egg, beaten * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 1 large onion, sliced * 2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup * 2 cups milk DIRECTIONS 1. Melt shortening in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Dip pork chops in beaten egg, then dredge in flour. Cook in hot skillet, turning once to brown both sides. 2. Place pork chops into a slow cooker, and arrange sliced onions over meat. Pour soup and milk over the meat and onions. 3. Cover, and cook on High for 4 to 5 hours, or on Low for 8 to 10 hours. Servings Per Recipe: 4 Amount Per Serving Calories: 467 * Total Fat: 25.6g * Cholesterol: 104mg * Sodium: 1254mg * Total Carbs: 33g * Dietary Fiber: 1.4g * Protein: 25.6g

Pork Chops With Coffee And White Chocolate Sauce
Pork Chops with Coffee and White Chocolate Sauce Yield: 4 servings Ingredients 3 tablespoons butter 3 teaspoons all-purpose flour 1 cup broth 3 oz (60 g) white chocolate ------ 3 tablespoons butter 4 boneless pork chops 6 tablespoons finely ground coffee for dredging Salt and pepper Method Make first white sauce with white chocolate, then cook the pork chops: 1. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. 2. When the butter has melted add the flour and mix well. 3. Add broth (you may use water and broth powder or cube), stirring constantly to incorporate and cook the flour. 4. Let the sauce cook on low heat for approximately 15 minutes, stir regularly. 5. Add salt to taste. 6. Take the saucepan off the heat and add white chocolate, stir until melted. 7. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a nonstick pan over medium heat. 8. Season the pork chops with salt and pepper, then dip them into ground coffee taking time to coat

Porky
HUMILATING PORKY by cowgirl the two girls sat across from me in the library.they were in their late teens, but were about as mature as a couple of eight year olds! they whispered and giggeled looking in my direction, but i know how bratty kids can be at that age, looking to bug an older girl like me (I'm 24)! so i ignored them, returning to my book. it was dificult, as every sound they made was clearly an attempt to get my attention! suddenely,I felt tiny spit-balls of rolled up paper ploping onto my book pages! I glared toward them, seeing their smug little faces grining in triumph! the whole thing brought me back to grade school,where kids like this always seemed to know how to press my buttons !!! back then i was always a bit of a bookworm, and painfully aware of being slightly flat chested & always being teased about my modest plain jane looks, and, though i still look the same,I'm older now, and if these bratts didn't knock it off, i might just call a librarian....and ha

Pork Before Swine
Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Shove skin Jerk off with a fistful of worms Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Turn stone Galvanize your salvaged fuck face award Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Choke back Open up for fellatious prayers to Christ our lord Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Red and black I bled all over the basketball court More More More More More More More Well worn Face wearing the weathered marks of the unborn Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Head propelled projection Gasoline soaked pantyhose Light Light Light Light Light Light Light Platinum plating Wither in the sunshine Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Loose thread We’re coming apart mid-flight Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear A purring steer It gets louder when you bring it near your gear Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Doused in slime It may not much but I am still alive Find Find Find Find Find Find Find Collapsed mine Diamond

Pork Carnitas Frittata
Pork Carnitas Frittata We've sampled frittatas far and wide, and this Mexican version is right at the top of our list. The combination of savory pork, sweet onions, sharp cheddar and refreshing cilantro is just irresistible. Credit: Nancy's Cookbooks Inc. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 1/2 cups pork roast or chops, cooked (leftover works great), sliced thin in 1-by-1/2-inch strips * 4 tablespoons onion, chopped and divided * 1 teaspoon bottled fresh minced garlic or 2 cloves fresh garlic, minced * 3 tablespoons butter, divided * 2 teaspoons fresh lime juice * 12 large eggs * 3/4 cup water * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese * 1/4 cup cilantro leaves, chopped * 1/3 cup fresh tomatoes, seeded and chopped Directions: Saute pork, 3 tablespoons onions and garlic in 2 tablespoons butter in small skillet over low heat. Saute till onion is soft, about 3 to 4 minutes. Add lime juice and remove from hea

Pork Me Baby One More Time!
I had parked my car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking past an empty cart when I heard a female voice say, "Mister, are you using that cart?" "No," I answered. "I'm only after one thing." As I walked toward the store, I heard her murmur, "Typical male."

Pork With Fennel And Carrots
Rated by 1 person Rate This Rate and Comment Create a meal idea 100s of main-dish recipes plus suggestions for simple go-with dishes to make a meal complete. Prep: 20 minutes Marinate: 30 minutes Roast: 35 minutes View Nutrition Facts Ingredients * 12 ounces pork tenderloin * 2/3 cup orange juice * 1/3 cup water * 2 tablespoons thinly sliced green onion * 1 tablespoon snipped fresh sage or 1/2 teaspoon ground sage * 1 tablespoon Dijon-style mustard * 1 teaspoon fennel seed, crushed * 2 small fennel bulbs (1-1/4 to 1-1/2 pounds) * 1 cup packaged, peeled baby carrots * 2 teaspoons cornstarch Directions Trim any fat from meat. Place the tenderloin in a large plastic bag set inside a bowl. Stir together the orange juice, water, green onion, sage, mustard, and fennel seed. Pour over meat in bag. Seal bag. Marinate for 30 minutes at room temperature or 4 hours in refrigerator. Meanwhile, cut off and disca

Pork Chops A La Dijon
4 boneless pork chops 1/2 cup dry bread crumbs 3 tablespoons dijon mustard 3 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon crushed capers Heat oven to 375°F. Trim visible fat from chops. Spray a 13x9 baking pan with non-stick cooking spray and set aside. Place bread crumbs into a shallow dish or pan. In a separate dish, combine mustard, lemon juice, and capers. Dip both sides of the chops into the mustard mixture, then in the bread crumbs. Place coated chops into baking pan and bake at 375°F for 30 to 40 minutes until pork is no longer pink, turning once about half way through. Enjoy!

Pork Goulash
3 pounds boneless pork 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 slices bacon, plus drippings 4 large onions, thinly sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 2 tablespoons Hungarian sweet paprika 2 tablespoons wine or cider vinegar 1 tablespoon caraway seed 2 cups beef or pork broth 1-2 tablespoons Wondra flour 1/2 cup sour cream This traditional Hungarian dish can now be made in slow cookers. If you don't have one of the ones with a removable liner for browning, start it off in a heavy skillet and transfer it to a Crock-Pot, or just make it the old-fashioned way in a heavy cast iron Dutch oven. Great for camp fire cooking! Cut pork into 2 inch cubes, removing all traces of fat. Heat bacon in a heavy dutch oven until crunchy, then crumble. In same skillet, saute onions and cook, stirring constantly for 3-4 minutes of until soft and golden. Add garlic and paprika; cook, stirring for 2 more minutes (do not let garlic brown). Add vinegar, pork, salt and caraway seed, stirring well. Add enough bro

Pork Medallions With Mustard-caper Sauce
1 lb pork tenderloin, cut crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick rounds 2 Tbsp butter 1/2 cup sliced shallots 2 cups low-salt chicken broth 4 Tbsp whipping cream 3 Tbsp drained capers 2 Tbps coarse-grained Dijon mustard 1 Using meat mallet or rolling pin, flatten pork rounds slightly to an even 1/2-inch thickness (if the cuts aren't an even 1/2 inch). Sprinkle with salt and pepper. 2 Melt butter in heavy large skillet over medium-high heat. Add pork to skillet and sauté until brown and cooked through, about 2 minutes per side. Transfer pork to plate. 3 Add shallots to skillet and stir 1 minute. Add chicken broth and cream. Boil until sauce is thick enough to coat spoon, stirring up browned bits, 3-5 minutes. Mix in capers and mustard. Return pork to sauce. Simmer mixture until pork is heated through, about 1 minute. Season to taste with salt and pepper and serve. Serves 4.

Porkchops With Mushroom Bourbon Cream Sauce
2 Tbsp olive oil 1 lb button mushrooms, sliced 1/4 cup chopped onions 2 large garlic cloves, chopped 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 cup chicken stock 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup bourbon whisky Salt and pepper 1 large egg 2 Tbsp water 4 6-7 oz center-cut pork chops All purpose flour 2 cups fresh bread crumbs 3 Tbsp olive oil or grapeseed oil 2 Tbsp minced fresh basil 1 Prepare the sauce. Sauté onions, garlic, and mushrooms in 2 Tbsp of olive oil in a large skillet on medium high heat until the mushrooms are browned - about 15 minutes. Add the wine and boil down until the liquid is reduced to almost a glaze, about 4 minutes. Add the chicken stock, cream, and bourbon. Simmer until the sauce thickens, about 12 minutes. 2 Prepare the pork. Whisk an egg and 2 Tbsp of water in a shallow baking dish. Sprinkle both sides of pork chops with salt and pepper. Dip chops into the flour, then egg mixture, then breadcrumbs, coating completely. Heat olive or grapeseed oil in a large sk

Pork Stuffed Cabbage Rolls
2 lbs sauerkraut 1 large head green cabbage 2 tbsp olive oil 1 cup finely chopped onions 1/4 tsp of finely chopped garlic 1 lb ground lean pork 1/4 cup rice, cooked in boiling salted water (yielding 3/4 cup cooked) 2 lightly beaten eggs 2 tbsp sweet Hungarian paprika 1/8 tsp marjoram 1 tsp salt freshly ground pepper 1 cup water mixed with 1 cup tomato puree 1 cup sour cream 1 Wash the sauerkraut in cold water, then soak in cold water 10-20 minutes to reduce sourness. (Make sure you don't skip this step!) Squeeze dry and set aside. In a large saucepan, bring to a boil enough salted water to cover the cabbage. Add the cabbage, turn the heat to low and simmer 8 minutes. Remove the cabbage and let it drain while it cools enough to handle. Pull off 16 large unbroken leaves and lay them on paper towels to drain and cool further. 2 In a 10-inch skillet, saute the onions and garlic in olive oil, until the onions are lightly colored. In a large mixing bowl, combine the pork,

Pork Ribs In Tomato Gravy Recipe
Country-style pork ribs are braised in a tomato, onion, and garlic gravy. Serve over pasta for a simple meal that will stick to your ribs. It may seem like a lot of onions and garlic, but the cooking method brings out the sweetness of the onions and nutty flavor of the garlic. Most of the garlic and onion melt into the gravy. You'll be amazed at the flavor of this dish, considering there are so few ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 2 to 4 pounds country-style pork ribs, cut into 3- to 4-inch lengths * Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper * 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided use * 3 medium sweet onions, sliced into 1/2-inch thick rings * 1 head (about 12 cloves) garlic, peeled and cut in half * 1 (28 ounces) can crushed, peeled tomatoes * 1 (14.5 ounces) can diced tomatoes * 2 cups water * 1 pound of pasta of choice, cooked al dente * Chopped parsley for garnish PREPARATION: Sprinkle pork ribs liberally with salt and pepper. Heat a larg

Pork Tenderloin With Cherry And Red Wine Sauce
This pork recipe from France is made with pork tenderloin. The spices, cherries and red wine that coats the pork makes this an elegant meal for winter. Makes 6 to 8 servings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 4-lb. boneless pork tenderloin, fat trimmed off * 2 teaspoons mixed whole peppercorns * 15 whole cloves * 1 Tablespoon ground cinnamon * 6 Tablespoons room temperature unsalted butter * 1 large onion, chopped * 1/2 cup to 1 cup red Beaujolais Villages wine * sea salt * FOR THE CHERRY SAUCE: * 1-1/2 lbs. cherries, pitted * 2 Tablespoons light brown sugar * 2 Tablespoons balsamic vinegar * 2 Tablespoons fresh rosemary, chopped * 1-1/2 cups red Beaujolais Villages wine * TO FINISH: * 1/3 cup + 2 Tablespoons kirsch * 2 Tablespoons of cornstarch, dissolved in 3 Tablespoons of the Beaujolais Villages PREPARATION: Set the meat out of the refrigerator for one hour before you plan to cook it. Preheat oven to 357

Pork Chops With Fennel
Pork Chops marinated in pastis, then braised with fennel. INGREDIENTS: * 4 3/4-inch pork chops * 2 fennel bulbs, sliced lengthwise into 1 x 1-1/2" strips * 4 sprigs of fennel leaves (cut the from the above bulbs) * 1/4 cup pastis (Pernod or Ricard) * 2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1-1/2 cups chicken stock * salt & freshly ground black pepper PREPARATION: 1. Marinate the pork chops: In a shallow glass baking dish, large enough to hold the chops in a single layer, place the 4 sprigs of fennel leaves. Place a chop on top of a fennel sprig and sprinkle the pastis over the chops.Cover with plastic wrap and marinate 2-3 hours in the refrigerator, turning them every half hour. 2. Preheat oven to 350°F. 3. In a flameproof casserole, heat the oil over med-high heat. Remove the chops from the marinade, discarding the fennel but reserving the rest of the marinade. Pat the chops gently dry, then sauté in the oil about 8-10 minutes per side. Adjust the hea

Pork Loin, Languedoc Style
À la languedocienne or languedoc style can include tomatoes, mushrooms, eggplants either together or individually. It may also, as in this recipe, signify dishes that are typical of Languedoc cooking in which the principal ingredients are garlic and olive oil. INGREDIENTS: * 1 Pork Loin * 2-4 Tablespoons olive oil * 8 large garlic cloves, peeled & cut into sticks * sea salt/pepper PREPARATION: 1. Stick the pork with the garlic cloves and sprinkle with salt and pepper. 2. Brush with the olive oil and allow to stand for 12 hours. 3. Preheat oven to 425°F. Place in roasting pan and roast for 25-30 minutes per pound. To serve: Serve the roast with its cooking juices.A typical accompaniment in the Languedoc region would be potatoes sautéed in goose fat.

Pork Chops With Dijon Cream Sauce
A quick 20-minute dish. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless, center cut pork chops or pork tenderloin sliced 1/2-inch thick * salt & freshly ground pepper * 2 teaspoons canola oil (or you can use cooking spray to spray the pan) * 1/3 cup chicken stock * 1-1/2 Tablespoons Dijon mustard * 1/3 cup half-and-half PREPARATION: 1. Heat the oil (or spray with cooking spray) in a large skillet over med-high heat. 2. Season both sides of the meat with salt and pepper. Add to the hot skillet ad cook 3-4 minutes on each sideRemove from skillet and keep warm. Pour off the fat. 3. Add stock to the skillet, stirring to loosen browned bits. Whisk the mustard into the cream then stir into the broth in the skillet. 4. Reduce heat and simmer 7 minutes or until sauce is slightly thickened. To serve: Spoon the sauce over the chops and serve

Pork Loin With Apples - - Filetto Di Maiale Alle Mele
Pork Loin with Apples, Filetto di Maiale alle Mele: Pork and apples are a universal combination. This recipe calls for a whole pork loin, and will take about an hour and a half to prepare. To serve 4: INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound (1/2 k) boned pork loin * A scant half cup olive oil * Salt & pepper to taste * 1 3/4 pounds (750 g) moderately tart apples * 1 tablespoon honey * A brimming cup dry white wine * 1/2 teaspoon meat extract * 2 tablespoons unsalted butter PREPARATION: Begin by trimming away any fat or gristle the meat may have, and then tie it with string so it will keep its shape. Set it in a roasting pan, season it with salt and pepper, sprinkle it with the oil, and roast it in a moderate oven (185 C, 370 F) oven for about an hour, basting it occasionally with the pan drippings. In the meantime, peel, core, and slice the apples. Heat the wine and the honey in a pot and cook the apple wedges for a few minutes, until they are fork-tende

Pork Medallions With Orange Sauce
Serves 4 in about 45 minutes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pork tenderloin, cut into 1/2-inch thick slices * 1/4 cup flour * salt and freshly ground black pepper * 1-2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1 small garlic clove, minced * 3/4 cup fresh orange juice * 1 Tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice * 1 Tablespoons capers, drained and rinsed PREPARATION: 1. Mix the flour together with salt and pepper and place on a paper plate or other shallow dish. 2. Lightly pound the the pork slices so that they are about 1/3 of an inch thick. Coat with the flour mixture. 3.Heat the oil in a nonstick skillet over med-high heat. Working in batches, sear the pork, about 2 minutes per side. Add more oil if necessary. Transfer the pork to a platter and cover with foil. 4. Turn the heat to medium and add the garlic, stir about 30 seconds. Add the capers and the orange and lemon juices. Bring to a boil, stirring to scrape up any browned bits. 5. Pour in any of the

Pork Chops With Cheesy Hash Brown Potatoes
This wonderful, comforting, delicious one dish recipe can be made with any flavor of condensed soup and any flavor of cheese. The day I made this I had some leftover ricotta cheese, so I substituted it for part of the sour cream. INGREDIENTS: * 6 boneless pork loin chops * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 1 onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 10 oz. can condensed cream of mushroom soup with roasted garlic * 1/2 cup milk * 1 cup sour cream * 30-oz. pkg. frozen hash brown potatoes * 1-1/2 cups shredded baby swiss cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 3 cups frozen sugar snap peas * 2 tablespoons olive oil PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a large skillet, brown pork chops in 1 tablespoon olive oil over medium heat, turning once to brown; set aside. Add onions and garlic to pan and cook and stir over medium heat until crisp tender.Add condensed soup and milk; cook and stir until bubbly. Remove from heat and stir i

Pork Chops With Peach Salsa
Nectarines, apricots, or mangoes could be substituted for the peaches in this wonderful five ingredient entree recipe. INGREDIENTS: * 2 peaches, peeled and chopped * 1/2 cup chopped green onions * 1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes * 1/4 tsp. salt * 1/8 tsp. white pepper * 1 Tbsp. chopped cilantro * 1/4 cup finely chopped red bell pepper * 1 Tbsp. lemon juice * 6 (3/4" thick) pork chops PREPARATION: In medium bowl stir together all ingredients except pork chops. Cover and chill for at least 1 hour. Prepare grill and heat until coals are ash white. Meanwhile, sprinkle pork chops with more salt and pepper. Cook over medium coals, covered, turning once, until pork is no longer pink in center (10-15 minutes). Serve with peach salsa. 6 servings User Reviews Write Review

Pork Adobo Recipe
1-1/2 lbs pork shoulder or butt, cut into 1-1/2-inch cubes 1/3 cup vinegar 2 Tbsps soy sauce 1 tsp salt 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 small bay leaf 1/4 tsp pepper 1 Tbsp sugar 1/2 cup water 2 Tbsps cooking oil Combine all ingredients except cooking oil in a pot and let stand for at least 30 minutes. Simmer covered for 1 hour or until meat is tender. Drain and reserve sauce. Heat cooking oil in skillet. Brown meat on all sides. Transfer to a serving dish. Pour off all remaining oil from skillet. Add reserved sauce and cook for a minute or two, scraping all browned bits sticking to the pan. Pour sauce over meat and serve. [Variation: May be done with chicken or a combination of chicken and pork. Beef or chicken livers may be added too if desired]. Serves 4-6 people.

Pork Ribs In Tomato Gravy Recipe
Recipe Feedback: User Rating write a review Be the first to write a review Country-style pork ribs are braised in a tomato, onion, and garlic gravy. Serve over pasta for a simple meal that will stick to your ribs. It may seem like a lot of onions and garlic, but the cooking method brings out the sweetness of the onions and nutty flavor of the garlic. Most of the garlic and onion melt into the gravy. You'll be amazed at the flavor of this dish, considering there are so few ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 2 to 4 pounds country-style pork ribs, cut into 3- to 4-inch lengths * Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper * 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided use * 3 medium sweet onions, sliced into 1/2-inch thick rings * 1 head (about 12 cloves) garlic, peeled and cut in half * 1 (28 ounces) can crushed, peeled tomatoes * 1 (14.5 ounces) can diced tomatoes * 2 cups water * 1 pound of pasta of choice, cooked al dente * Chopped parsley for garnish P

Pork Kabobs
Grill or broil these tasty pork kabobs. Ingredients include marinated pork cubes, mushrooms, onions, hot cooked rice, and bell peppers. INGREDIENTS: * 1 can (14 ounces) beef broth * 2 tablespoons cornstarch * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 tablespoon light brown sugar, packed * 2 cloves garlic, finely minced * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1 1/2 pounds pork loin, lean, cut into 1-inch cubes * 1 large red onion, cut into wedges * 1 large bell pepper, cut into squares * tomato wedges * hot cooked rice PREPARATION: In a saucepan, combine broth, cornstarch, soy sauce, brown sugar, garlic, and ginger. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat and continue to cook, stirring, until thickened. Arrange pork cubes on skewers, alternating with mushrooms, peppers, and onion wedges.Grill or broil for 20 to 30 minutes, or until done, turning and brushing with the sauce mixture frequently. Serve with tomato wedges and hot cooked rice.

Pork Chop 'n Potato Bake
6 pork chops Vegetable oil Season salt 1 can cream of celery soup 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 (24 oz.) pkg. frozen "Potatoes O'Brien" or hash browns, thawed 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 can French fried onions Brown pork chops in oil greased skillet. Sprinkle with seasoned salt and set aside. Combine soup, milk, sour cream, pepper and 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt. Stir in potatoes, 1/2 cup cheese and 1/2 cup French fried onions. Spoon mixture into ungreased 9" x 13" dish. Arrange pork chops over potatoes. Bake covered in preheated 350º F oven for 40 minutes. Top with remaining cheese and onions. Bake uncovered 5 minutes longer. Serves 6.

Pork With Red Wine
Prep & Cooking Time: 1 hr. 30 min. Yield: 8 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce(s) 1 Tbsp coriander seeds, crushed 1 Tbsp canola oil 2 Tbsp lemon juice 2 pounds pork shoulder, cut into one-inch cubes 1/2 cup cilantro, chopped 4 -6 cloves garlic, minced 2 cups red wine Directions: Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add pork and brown meat, approximately 5-10 minutes on each side. Add garlic and stir occasionally. After a few minutes, add 1 1/2 cup (0.36 liter) wine and coriander seeds, cover and reduce heat to low. Simmer for 45 minutes to one hour until meat is tender. Add remaining wine, lemon juice and half of the cilantro, simmering for a few minutes until sauce is blended. Remove from heat and garnish with fresh cilantro and serve. Nutrition Facts Per 3.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 145 Carbohydrates: 3.23 g Total Fat: 6.28 g Protein: 9.37 g Sat Fat: 1.69 g Fiber: 0.48 g Cholesterol: 33 mg Sodium: 2

Pork Tenderloin With Apples
Prep & Cooking Time: 25 min. Yield: 8 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce(s) 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper 1/2 tsp dried thyme 1/3 cup cider vinegar 1 tsp canola oil 1 pound Granny Smith or Rome apples, unpeeled, cored and thinly sliced 8 pieces (4 ounces each) pork tenderloin, trimmed of fat, butterflied 2 large onions, thinly sliced 1/3 cup water 1 tsp sugar Directions: Trim all visible fat from pork tenderloin. Butterfly pork cuts and pound with meat mallet to half-inch (1-2 cm) thickness. Season pork with dried thyme and a dash of fresh ground pepper. Heat a large skillet coated with oil over high heat and place pork tenderloins to cook for 3 minutes on each side. Transfer meat to an oven safe casserole dish and cover. Place onions in large skillet and saute until tender. Add vinegar, water, sugar, cumin and apples. Cover and bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer and cook for 5 minutes until almost all the liquid is gone and apples are tend

Pork Chops With Orange Raisin Sauce
INGREDIENTS: * 6 pork chops, thick-cut * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * . * Orange Sauce: * 1/2 cup raisins * 1 cup water * 1/3 cup brown sugar * 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch * 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard * 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup orange juice * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 tablespoon cider vinegar PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter a shallow 2-quart casserole. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, brown pork chops in the vegetable oil. Place pork chops in casserole. In a saucepan, boil raisins in water for 5 minutes; drain.In a small bowl, combine brown sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, mustard, allspice, and salt. Add orange juice and the brown sugar-spice mixture to the drained raisins raisins. Cook for 10 minutes over low heat. Stir in butter and vinegar. Pour over pork chops and bake for 40 minutes. Serves 6.

Pork Chop Casserole
A pork chop casserole recipe, made with pork chops and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 cup uncooked rice * 6 pork chops, about 1/2 inch thick * 1 large onion, sliced into rings * 1 medium green pepper, sliced into rings * 1 can (14.5 ounces) tomatoes * 1/4 teaspoon thyme * 1/4 teaspoon marjoram * 1 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * 1 1/2 cups beef broth PREPARATION: Put rice in bottom of a lightly greased 2-quart casserole. Brown pork chops. Place chops on rice. On chops later sliced onion, green pepper, tomatoes, then sprinkle with seasonings and pour beef broth over all.Cover and bake at 350° for 60 to 70 minutes, until chops are tender and rice is done

Pork Chops With Apricot Stuffing
Stuffing recipe includes dried apricots, chopped onion, bread crumbs, raisins, sage, salt and pepper. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup dried apricots * 1 1/2 cups chopped onion * 1/2 cup butter or margarine * 4 cups soft stale bread crumbs * 1 cup raisins * 1 teaspoon ground sage * salt and pepper, to taste * 8 pork chops, loin, 1/2-inch thick PREPARATION: Cover apricots with water and soak for several hours; drain and chop. Cook onions in butter for about 5 minutes, until wilted. Add apricots, crumbs, raisins, and sage. Season with salt and pepper to taste.Brown chops quickly on both sides. Put 4 of the browned chops in a baking dish, cover with the stuffing mixture, then cover with the remaining 4 chops. Cover and bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for about 1 hour, or until chops are tender. Serves 8.

Pork Chop Casserole Recipe With Sweet Potatoes
INGREDIENTS: * 6 lean pork chops, about 3/4-inch thick * salt and pepper * 3 to 4 sweet potatoes, uncooked, peeled and cut in half lengthwise * 2 medium onion, thinly sliced * 1 can (6 ounces) orange juice concentrate * 1/2 cup brown sugar * dash cinnamon * dash allspice or ground cloves * salt PREPARATION: Season pork chops with salt and pepper and brown lightly in a large skillet. Place pork chops in a baking dish; place sweet potatoes around pork chops; cover with onion slices. combine orange juice concentrate with the brown sugar and spices; pour over the pork chops and sweet potatoes.Sprinkle with salt. Cover and bake at 350° for 45 to 60 minutes, until chops and sweet potatoes are tender. Pork chop casserole serves 6.

Pork Chop And Rice Bake
Pork chops are browned then baked with rice and green bell pepper and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 4 pork chops, about 3/4-inch thick * olive oil * salt and pepper * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 3 green onions, chopped * 1 tomato, peeled and diced PREPARATION: In a heavy skillet in a small amount of olive oil, brown pork chops. Transfer pork chops to a shallow baking dish; sprinkle with salt and pepper. Pour chicken broth over pork chops; add uncooked rice, green bell pepper, green onions, and diced tomatoes. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until pork chops are tender and rice is done. Pork chop and rice bake recipe serves 4

Pork Chops With Orange Raisin Sauce
A recipe for pork chops with an orange raisin sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 6 pork chops, thick-cut * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * . * Orange Sauce: * 1/2 cup raisins * 1 cup water * 1/3 cup brown sugar * 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch * 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard * 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup orange juice * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 tablespoon cider vinegar PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter a shallow 2-quart casserole. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, brown pork chops in the vegetable oil. Place pork chops in casserole. In a saucepan, boil raisins in water for 5 minutes; drain.In a small bowl, combine brown sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, mustard, allspice, and salt. Add orange juice and the brown sugar-spice mixture to the drained raisins raisins. Cook for 10 minutes over low heat. Stir in butter and vinegar. Pour over pork chops and bake for 40 min

Pork With Cranberry-orange Stuffing
servings 4 Preparation time: 5, - cooking time: 30 1 pound boneless pork rib-end roast 1/2 cup chopped onion 2 tbsp chicken broth 1/2 tsp fines herbes, crushed, divided 1/2 12-oz. container cranberry-orange relish 1/4 tsp seasoned salt 2 1/2 cups dry bread cubes In a large microwave-safe bowl, combine celery, onion, broth and 1/4 tsp fines herbes. Cover and micro-cook on HIGH (100% power) for 3-4 minutes or until crisp-tender. Stir in cranberry-orange relish; mix well. Set aside. Combine remaining fines herbes and seasoned salt. Rub salt mixture on all sides of roast. Place roast in 10x10-inch microwave-safe casserole with lid. Or place in an oven cooking bag in a microwave-safe dish. Cover with lid or secure loosely with a 3/4-inch strip cut from the end of the oven bag. Micro-cook on MEDIUM (50% power) for 8 minutes. Turn meat over and rotate dish. Micro-cook on MEDIUM-LOW (30% power) for 15-18 minutes or until internal temperature reaches 150-155 degrees F. Remove

Pork Chops And Potatoes In Mustard Sauce
This crockpot recipe churns out pork chops dripping with flavor and spice. Ingredients 6-8 pork chops 2 Tbs. cooking oil 1 10 1/2 oz. cream of mushroom soup 1/4 C. chicken broth 1/4 C. country Dijon-style mustard 1/2 tsp. crushed dried thyme 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 tsp. pepper 2 medium potatoes, cut into thin slices 1 onion, thinly sliced Directions In a skillet, brown, pork chops on both sides in hot oil. Drain. In stoneware combine mushroom soup, chicken broth, mustard, thyme, garlic and pepper. Add potatoes and onion, stirring to coat. Place browned pork chops on top of potato mixture. Cover cook on Low for 10 hours or on High for 5 hours.

Pork Fricassee With Mushrooms And Carrots Recipe
Ingredients for Pork Fricassee with Mushrooms And Carrots 3 tb Vegetable oil 8 lg Carrots; cut diagonally into 3 1/2 lb Boneless pork shoulder; ; 1-inch-thick pieces ; fat and cut into 1 lb Mushrooms; sliced thin ; 2-inch pieces 1/2 Stick unsalted butter; (1/4 1 lg Onion; chopped 1/4 c All-purpose flour 2 Ribs celery; chopped 1 c Heavy cream 1 Bay leaf 1 tb Fresh lemon juice; or to 4 c Chicken broth 1/2 c Minced fresh parsley leaves 4 c Water Paprika rice as an Directions for Pork Fricassee with Mushrooms And Carrots In a kettle heat the oil over moderately high heat until it is hot but not smoking and in it brown the pork, patted dry, in batches, transferring it as it is browned to a large bowl. Pour off the fat from the kettle, return the pork to the kettle with the onion, the celery, the bay leaf, the broth, and the water, and simmer the mixture, uncovered for 1 1/2 hours, or until the pork is tender. Add the carrots, simmer the mixture, covered for 15 mi

Pork Tamales
2 tsp cumin 2 tsp coriander 2 tsp black pepper ½ onion, finely chopped 1 garlic clove, finely chopped 2 TBSP olive oil 1 tsp salt 3 ½ pounds pork tenderloins and cut cross-wise into 8 logs 12 dried corn husks, soaked 1 hour in warm water, then drained and patted dry. Preheat oven to 350. Mix cumin-salt until a paste forms. Use as rub on all sides of the pork. Chill overnight, or at least 3 hours. Place pork tenderloins into 8 of the husks. Make three ribbons out of each of the remaining 4 husks. Tie these ribbons around the ends and the center of each tamale. Place on a baking rack and bake until the center of the thermometer reads 150, it will take about 35-45 minutes.

Pork Chops With Blue Cheese Gravy
NGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 thick cut pork chops * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, or to taste * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste * 1 cup whipping cream * 2 ounces blue cheese, crumbled DIRECTIONS 1. Melt butter in a large skillet, over medium heat. Season the pork chops with black pepper and garlic powder. Fry the chops in butter until no longer pink and the juices run clear, about 20 to 25 minutes. Turn occasionally to brown evenly. 2. Remove chops to a plate and keep warm. Stir the whipping cream into the skillet, loosening any bits of meat stuck to the bottom. Stir in blue cheese. Cook, stirring constantly until sauce thickens, about 5 minutes. Pour sauce over warm pork chops.

Pork Cheese
Wandering around the market Saturday morning, doing the weekly food shop, and I was moved out of curiosity to purchase some "Pork Cheese" at the Butcher's stall. It was recommended to me that I put it on toast, and I have to say, once you get over the fact you're eating something that both looks and smells like dog food, it's actually good eatin'. For some recipes for "Pork Cheese", go here

Pork Chops 2 Recipes
SPICE-RUBBED GRILLED PORK CHOPS Cooking Method: Grilling Pork Chop Grilling Rub 3 tbsp sweet paprika, preferably Spanish 3/4 teaspoon chili powder 1 tbsp freshly ground black pepper 3/4 teaspoon granulated garlic or garlic powder 1 tablespoon coarse salt 3/4 teaspoon onion powder 3/4 teaspoon sugar 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne 1. Six to eight 10- to 11-ounce bone-in pork rib chops, 3/4 to 1 inch thick Vegetable oil spray 2. At least 1 and up to 8 hours before you plan to grill the pork chops, prepare the dry rub, combining the ingredients in a small bowl. Coat the chops with the spice mixture, place them in a large plastic bag, seal, and refrigerate. 3. Fire up the grill, bringing the heat to medium (4 to 5 seconds with the hand test). 4. Remove the chops from the refrigerator and let them sit covered at room temperature for about 20 minutes. 5. Spray the chops with oil and transfer them to the grill. Grill for 18 to 20 minutes total. Turn onto each side twice, r

Pork Chops
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pi

Pork Steaks Italiano
Pork Steaks Italiano Prep: 5 min, Marinate: 3:00, Cook: 15 min. 1 cup Italian dressing 4 pork shoulder blade steaks Place pork in a shallow dish and pour dressing over. Cover and marinate in refrigerator, turning occasionally, 3 hours or overnight. Prepare grill or broiler. Remove pork, reserving marinade. Grill or broil 6 minutes, basting occasionally with reserved marinade. Turn and grill another 6-7 minutes, basting, until just cooked through. Per serving: calories 452, fat 38.7g, 78% calories from fat, cholesterol 109mg, protein 23.8g, carbohydrates 0.5g, fiber 0.0g, sugar 0.5g, sodium 120mg, diet points 12.8. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 3.9, Fat: 6.0, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0 view detailed nutritional information

Pork And Beans
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Pork & Nail Polish, Or Pray Every Day And Listen
(OK, I’m typing today’s blog entry on Microsoft Word and “Nail Polish” is being highlighted in green. A corrected version is offered in lower case, but why? Just file it in my “seal playing a trombone” cabinet; that’s my place for things that are great to have or see, like car alarms and state foods, but why have them?) I’m reading this advertisement on the back of a “Parenting” magazine I never read, and I’ve wanted to use this title even if the accompanying text makes no sense! Here’s how it reads: “I must confess, I always keep a bottle of clear nail polish in my bag [so I’m guessing a woman wrote this]. It’s my estrogen equivalent of duct tape. I can fix just about anything with it – a run in my stockings, a chip in the windshield, that loose knob on my dresser. I even dip those small ribbon knots on my lingerie in nail polish to keep them from coming untied.” [Guys, doesn’t that miss the point?] “Likewise, I always a keep a pork tenderloin in my fridge or a pork roas

Pork Chop Potato Dinner
Ingredients: * 6 bone-in pork loin chops (1/2 inch thick and 8 ounces each) * 1 tablespoon canola oil * 1 package (30 ounces) frozen shredded hash brown potatoes, thawed * 1-1/2 cups (6 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese, divided * 1 can (10-3/4 ounces) condensed cream of celery soup, undiluted * 1/2 cup milk * 1/2 cup sour cream * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 1 can (2.8 ounces) french-fried onions, divided Directions: In a large skillet, brown chops in oil on both sides; set aside and keep warm. In a large bowl, combine the potatoes, 1 cup cheese, soup, milk, sour cream, seasoned salt and pepper. Stir in half of the onions. Transfer to a greased 5-qt. slow cooker; top with pork chops. Cover and cook on high for 2-1/2 to 3 hours or until meat is tender. Sprinkle with remaining cheese and onions. Cover and cook 10 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Yield: 6 servings.

Pork Slops
Another recipe Pork slops: A hybrid of the holiday green bean casserole, rice and pork chops Feeds: An assload if you make too much rice to accomodate a large family size can of soup, if it is all you have! Ingredients: One cup dry rice [we used brown] - cooked One can cream of mushroom soup [generic works fine for under a dollar] One can green beans [I used French cut] Shake and Bake two pack Oregeno and Basil to sprinkle on after coating Six to eight medium to thick cut boneless pork chops While rice is cooking, preheat oven to 400f. DICE pork chops about an inch cube size Shake them in the bag with the Shake N Bake to coat Spread into glass baking pan in single layer Sprinkle with spices Put into the hot oven for about 25 minutes Rice should be finished by the half way to done point Stir in green beans and soup [AND NO WATER] with rice Check pork. If it has a crunchy edge and is white in the middle it is done! If it needs a few m

Pork Barrel Spending-the Absurd. . . .
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Pork Tenderloin With Blueberry Barbecue Sauce
Ingredients: Makes 4 Servings for Sauce * 2 pints (5 to 6 cups) blueberries * 2/3 cup honey * 1/2 cup ketchup * 1 jalapeño pepper , seeded and minced * 1/2 cup chopped shallots * 1 Tbsp. grated fresh ginger * 2 tsp. fresh lime juice * 1/2 tsp. dry mustard for Meat * 2 one-pound pork tenderloins * Salt and freshly ground pepper To make sauce: Combine ingredients in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil over medium heat; reduce heat and simmer until thickened, about 45 minutes. Divide sauce between 2 bowls. Set aside. To make meat: Preheat grill to medium. Season pork with salt and pepper. Sear, turning to cook all sides, 10 to 15 minutes. Brush with half the barbecue sauce, turning frequently, until pork is thoroughly glazed, about 10 minutes more (a meat thermometer should read about 150°). Set aside and let rest 5 minutes. Carve crosswise; serve with remaining barbecue sauce.

Pork Ribs With Garlic, Chilies, And Tomato
Ingredients: Serves 8 as a main course * 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil * 4 pounds country-style pork ribs , cut from rib end * Sea salt and freshly ground pepper * 8 cloves garlic , smashed and peeled * 2 jars or cans (24-ounces apiece) Italian tomato puree (passato di pomodoro) * 1/2 cup pickled chilies , such as cherry peppers * Basil leaves , for garnish (optional) Preheat oven to 325°. Place a Dutch oven over medium-high heat, add oil, and heat for 1 minute. Meanwhile, season ribs with salt and pepper. Add ribs, working in batches (don't crowd), and brown on all sides, 8 to 10 minutes. Add garlic to last batch and brown, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove ribs and garlic; set aside while draining excess fat from Dutch oven, then return all to the pot. Add tomato puree and season with salt and pepper to taste, then add enough water just to cover ribs. Cover and transfer to oven. Braise until meat is tender, 2 1/2 hours. Add chilies and cook for 30 mi

Porker
I REALLY need to lose some fuckin weight for the summer, so I have started running...twice...and that was it. My fat ass is just unmotivated enough to go every day, and I always expect instant results. Like if I go once, I expect to lose 15 fuckin lbs. I wish I could go to a bootcamp or somethin. I have no discipline at all... I have great agility and muscle strength, but otherwise shamu, here I come. ughh... /sadz

Porky's Lol
Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who... Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker! Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace. [pause] Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it? Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tal

Pork Boning
Sitting around the christmas dinner table, awaiting the arrival of my sister who was of course half an hour late.. we were all gathered and were talking about food as we were all hungry at this stage and i quote exactly what my aunty said when there was mention of pork "Bruce (my uncle) bones all our pork" they entire room cracked up in hysterics

Porn Magazine Pages
I walked to work today after school and then went to Chic Fila (sp?) to pick up lunch for everyone that was working already since I had an hour to kill...so anyway...and the way to get the food, I had to walk past this empy store that used to be Franks and is now becoming ACE Hardware...but anyway to the point of this... ALL OVER the ground outside of the place there was pages of a porn magazine everywhere!...lol girls masterbating and shit...the book itself was like in the road there...but pages were on the sidewalk and all. Yeah I thought I would share that...it was quite interesting...and amusing.

Porn For The Holidays
For all you sad sacks who are alone this holiday season, why not celebrate it with some porn... Larry Flynt of Hustler Video serves your need in this time of year by announcing the following holiday themed titles: "Dick the Halls" "I saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" For you beastiality enthusiasts, there's "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer...Has a Very Giant Schlong..." But don't stop there! There's "Oh Cum, All Ye Faithful" The time-honored classic, "Jingle Balls" There's also, "The Big Black Yule Log" "Debbie Loves Frosty" "The Twelve Lays of Christmas" My personal favorite, "All I Want For Christmas...Is A Gang Bang..." And, you can also stuff your stocking to: "Mrs. Claus and Her Backdoor Elves, Volume VII" So, come on, put on your mistletoe belt buckle and liven up the holidays.... Act now and Larry will also throw in, "Twat, The Night Before Christmas..."

Pornogratheraphy
Tonight the cinema's the treatment clinic where the perverts seek the cure. Show me the rape scene one more time for the cause. And I promise we'll behave like perfect christians. We'll sing the glory of the gospel for some whiskey and a skin flick. Hallelujah. All rise. Hallow be my name. In this kingdom we came without calling. Hallelujah. The violence and the choir, the virgin and the fire. Up to her neck in tongues. Lovely, so lovely is Ludwig Van. Electronic sonata pumped through the mud of a one-night stand. The saints in regalia whistling while they rape. Lid clamps in vitamins. Lift up her skirt and I'll be cured, like a junkie with a methadone addiction thinks he's clean. I'll be cured. Sit down and watch closely. All these whores have conceded the war. She said, "you might be sick, but you feel alright to me." That's enough. Turn it off. I promise I'm better. It's too much. Healed at the horror show.

Porn, Feminism And Censorship
The issue of censorship of pornography has caused a harsh divide in the feminist community. Anti-porn feminists are opposed to pornography, not because of its alleged obscenity which most other anti-porn groups protest, but because they claim it is harmful to individuals and women as a whole. Below I will analyze their arguments and present the opinions and experiences of women actually involved in the porn industry. My intent is to view porn in a realistic light, and to show that the arguments made by anti-porn feminists are not only inaccurate but harmful to women. One claim that anti-porn feminists make is that porn reinforces negative stereotypes towards women. Prominent anti-porn feminist, Mackinnon, claims that porn "erotizes hierarchy" and always shows women as submissive.1 With this generalization, MacKinnon is either ignoring or completely unaware of a whole genera of porn dedicated to females dominating males. If her claim is that porn is harmful when it shows women being

Porn Producer Gets 15-year Prison Term
Porn producer gets 15-year prison term Niskayuna man also appeared with girls in movies at home studio By MICHELE MORGAN BOLTON, Staff writer Click byline for more stories by writer. First published: Wednesday, January 10, 2007 ALBANY -- A former stay-at-home dad who filmed and "starred" in sex movies with teenage girls was sentenced to 15 years in prison Tuesday. The sentencing of Abraham Pearson, 49, of Niskayuna, follows his June guilty plea to 21 counts of a 74-count indictment that charged he possessed and produced the sex movies. He was one of two Schenectady County men to plead guilty to child pornography this week. Richard Scrom, 52, of 1 Queens Drive -- who traded graphic child pornography images in 2004 with an e-mail buddy who was actually an undercover police officer in Utah -- pleaded guilty Monday before U.S. District Judge Thomas J. McAvoy to one count of possession of child pornography. Pearson, whose Orchard Park Drive home was raided in 2003 after Niskayuna police rec

Porn#1
ok here is another thing that just chaps my ass, and i know it gets to some of yall as well... dont ya just hate when ya watching a porn and everything is all good, then for some dumbass reason the camera man goes to the guys face...and theres nothing but his face in the screen and he leaves it there for a little bit...WDF? i dont want to see his ugly ass..who gives a rats ass the faces he's making. who tha hell told the camera man that shyt was sexy or looked good? or they go to some dumbass shot like her gripping the pillows or sheets, or worse they pan down to the guys legs to show him standin there in his socks.. now i know porn isnt known for its quality filming or acting, but DAMN...who tha hell wants to see that shyt

Porn
I was out with a male friend of mine this weekend and we were at a store called Vintage Stock, it's like a movie, music, game, pop culture store. They also sell vintage movie posters. I was looking through the posters they had and came across one for an old Marilyn Chambers movie. I went and found my friend and told him about it and he looks at me kind of dumbfounded. I asked if he knew who Marilyn Chambers was and he replied that he didn's so I told him that she's a porn actress from the 70's or 80's. This lead to the conversation of why am I so obsessed with porn? You see I guess since I was 15 or 16 I've had this fascination with the porn industry. I'm obsessed with Jenna Jameson among many other actress as well as given the opportunity I would love to be able to actually be in one. I have an extensive porn collection and watch it regularly. In this conversation he couldn't understand why I was how I am with it. He said porn is nothing but stroke material that once you've wat

Porn Freak
For some odd reason, I have gotten extremely into anime porn. There is just something about seeing cartoon chicks being fucked in the nastiest and dirtiest ways. I suppose because its just a cartoon, you don't feel guilty when you are watching a girl being humiliated and having her vagina punished by an extremely large dick. I mean, because they are just cartoons, anything can happen to them, and it wouldn't even matter...suddenly watching someone being violated or possibly even raped is something that doesn't make your mind go all wonky. I suppose though that you would have to have a very active imagination to find it arousing...but, then again, I have always lived in a fantasy world.

Porn
I know most of my friends are ladies on here. But anyways I'll just say it.. I"m tired of porn. The chicks are always so not pretty. Plus they are so nasty. Plus there whoo haaa is so nasty lookin.. its like someone put a belt sander on their crotch and left it on hyper drive. I'm not getting laid. I know ppl hate hearing me say that shit but its true. I'm tired of sleeping with blue balls every night. Then waking up to the same old boring shit. I wanna get some pussy. For real... I know friends and sex isn't importatn.. blah blah blah I want some pussy..on my dick.. no friends no relationship thats what i want. now i know now a days that is impossible cause you can get a half a billion different STD's but really this is fucked up. I've seen somet ugly ass mother fuckers get pussy and I haven't got any since September. You have got to be fucking kidding me. This isn't fair at all. fuck ok im done sweet dreams ~Timmy~ PS I WONT!

Porn. Why Is Sex So Taboo?
Porn. Why is sex so taboo? Sex has been since the beginning of time.(NOT TO SOUND CLIQUE.) Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, #, etc, etc,... GODDESSES displaying their sexuality as Goddess Mystic from ancient times to planetary. Venus (My signs' ruler)to Alphrodite. Even THE DARK MOTHER the Naughty MYSTIC GODDESS OF THE MOON. SEX IS ONE OF HUMANS FIRST NATURAL INSTINCTS:> From sexuality displayed in the ancint time of "CLEOPATRA' to books of Tantra, to Playboy, Hustler, even Vivid Productions. The GODDESS has shown humanity the art of SEX, ECSTASY & LOVE. SO I SAY TO ALL THE GODDESSES CELEBRATE YOUR SEXUALAITY. AND TO ALL THE FREAKS FUCK ON !!!!!!!!! Myke.

Pornographic?
Recently a lot of up in arms has been over some EMT folks viewing a "pornographic" website during their down time and they were fired or suspended without pay, depending upon the extent of their viewing pleasure on the internet at their work environment. I have an antagonistic coworker that, when she isn't busy, she is nagging me about one thing or another. One day, I was scrolling down the CT home page and there was someone scantily clothed on a picture on the cherry blast section. She, with her hawk eyes, said - "let me see that again". I looked at her very puzzled. "You know, that naked person there. I think you are looking at pornography." When she talks, she is like EF Hutton in a sense -- excepting, everyone hears her but not necessarily listens because she is into everyone's business. I got a bit defensive, partly because she had been nagging me all day to know end about this or that. No one likes her because of her nagging and busibodiness. I am flippant right b

Pornagrphy
okay i'm in a relationship. i've been with my guy since October of 2005. we love each other and we live together, but i find that he is still looking at porn even though he knows how i feel about it. pornagrphy PISSES me off. makes me gag. and its a MAJOR turn off to me. i know i'm not the only one whos anti-porn either. there's a website. here's the link. http://www.oneangrygirl.net/antiporn.html. surprisingly there ARE men who dont look at porn and they ARENT gay either as you will discover if you visit the site. REAL men. REAL stories. Do you think rape is funny? Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler do. From Penthouse JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST PORN AND THE NEGATIVE IMPACT IT HAS ON THE SOCIETY!!! i'm also reading an Opposing Viewpoints book on Pornagraphy and so far i'm finding there's more bad than good that comes from the indulgence of any form of porn.

Porn Star Karaoke Tues. May 1st
Hey Everyone, I’m scheduled to appear at a special Porn Star Karaoke event at Sardo's Bar in Burbank on May 1st from 9:00 p.m. – 1:00p.m. Come meet me in the flesh (well almost) and hob knob with some of your favorite porn stars, up close and personal! I had a blast at the last PSK; should be good times again as well. Fans and friends alike are all welcome to attend, so come join the fun…. See you there! NO COVER CHARGE!!! 21+ only. See press release below for more info. BAADMASTER TO HOST PORN STAR KARAOKE TUES. MAY 1ST BaadMaster, host of the award-winning KSEXradio.com talk show "BaadMaster's Dungeon" and featured writer for bondage.com, will be bringing his super hot "Bondagettes" to Porn Star Karaoke, the adult industry's favorite Tuesday night party. Along with his KSEX co-host, porn/fetish star Satine Phoenix, BaadMaster will preside over a wild night featuring his fetish clad beauties who come from the worlds of porn and fetish. Expect anything in this wild v

Porn
Nothing like turning on the TV in the office to see over 9 channels of porn on. I have the Cable rigged so that if someone orders a movie ( any type) I get it sent over to the AV office. So I counted 9 channels of porn on. Nice way to start the day I'd say.. So tell me your favorite kind of porn people. I like curvy girls with natural boobs.

Porn Star Quiz How Many Do U Know?
Porn Star Quiz?You scored : 50% which makes you Casual ConsumerYou watch enough porn to pick be able to put a few names to faces but you have a way to go before you become an expertTake the Porn Star Quiz at NaughtyQ.com

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