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Pre Order Mandi Perkins Alice In No Man's Land
When I get down I remember the first part of this year and smile. I thought things couldn't get worse then, and I was right, or my friends were right, in the end. I had destroyed my truck, lost daycare (it closed), watched my child fight pneumonia, missed work, lost half my income (or to put it another way, The Gimp lost half our income). Yet in the end it WAS all for the best! I ended up getting rid of the one person in our house that was pulling everyone down (and a bit more besides, but not ready to talk about that yet). And now I am ready to shed another layer of the past. Its just as scary as shedding the first layer above! But the results will be worth it. In ten days they will take a part of me that needs to go. No regrets. Here is to a better me. In ten days I will have a partial Hysterectomy to remove my uterus. A lot of talking later and I know now that I can honestly say I have no regrets. Fears and worries maybe... silly ones, I know, lol. Oh.. I should menti
Prepare To Be Whacked....
I come armed with these, muthafuckas! Run while you can! chews
Errands, errands, errands. I got my hair cut. In retrospect, I should have gotten it cut in a J. Jonah Jameson style (Daily Bugle publisher/editor in the Spiderman comics). Next time, perhaps. My wardrobe has expanded to include some "editor duds" - new khaki pants and a couple of button-up shirts (dark red and navy blue). I already have ties and belts. I have some brand-new notepads and pens. My brilliant new red pen is itching for action.
Friday, December 1, 2006 Prepare Prepare yourself fully for the opportunity you seek. And that opportunity will surely come. When it does come, your preparation will put you in an ideal position. You'll have what it takes to make the most of the opportunity that comes your way. Races are won not only in the competition itself, but also in the preparation. Those who win are those who take the time and effort to best prepare. Preparation can be tedious. It is usually not very glamorous or exciting. And yet preparation most certainly leads to many exciting and magnificent things. Preparation puts you in control of your own destiny, and opens the door to spectacular achievement. Prepare yourself to the highest degree that you can. And that preparation will pay off many times over in the valuable rewards it brings. -- Ralph Marston
~~preparing Our Children For 2007~~
Preparing To Plant Your Garden(s)
As you prepare the Earth to accept the seeds you are about to plant, it should be remembered that the act of plowing was a sacred at. It was a kind of sex magick between the farmer and the Earth Mother, in a time when men respected the Earth and the Goddess. As so whether you rake, Roto-till, or cut the furrows with a hoe or digging stick, when the soil Is prepared and before the seeds are planted, kneel down and spread your Hands out over the soil and invoke the Goddess with words such as: "O Great Earth Mother We, your adoring children invoke you Grant us O Gracious One That you will except the seed That we are about to plant in you That you may bring forth new life With which to nurture and sustain us. So Mote It Be!" From "The Wheel of the Year" By Pauline Campanelli
Preparing Your Altar & Ceremony For Imbolc
PREPARING YOUR ALTAR ° Altar candles should be white only. ° Incense should be benzoin or vanilla. ° Circle may be decorated with white flowers. ° Circle candles should always be for the elementals (green, yellow, red, and blue). ° Lay your magick broom (besom) upon the altar. ° Have a white votive candle in the cauldron. ° Have rosemary and bay to burn. ° Have extra wine. INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE CEREMONY Sweep circle area; lay out circle and altar items; bathe and robe. Light incense and altar candles. Ring bell three times and say, "The circle is about to be cast and I freely stand within to greet my Lady and my Lord. Take center candle from altar, light each candle of the circle moving north, then east, south and west and say, (N) I call upon light and earth at the north to illuminate and strengthen the circle. (E) I call upon light and air at the east to illuminate and enliven the circle. (S) I call upon light and fire at the south to illuminate and warm the
The Preperations..
well its time to get serious about the europe trip.... ive already started working on my canadian accent so that no one will fuck with me for being american. It's not like im that proud of where im from but id rather have a peacefull vacation and not be harrassed for being from a country that ellects a majority of shit politicians. It kinda sucks bc i was hoping to spend more time with Nate, a friend of mine i grew up with who moved to koln, while i was there...turns out hes leaving july 1st and not comin back till the 31st to go visit his family in baltimore here in the states. looks like i wont be runnin into bart or his family either with the trip being pushed back due to a misdiagnosis on my sisters due date. its kinda freaky... planning on hiking through most of the country like a crazy white american would do but im walking to places to get fucked up like my hispanic side is wanting! lol. so far no one else has pulled the cash or the time off work to come with me, so it looks lik
Prepping... For Battle?
So I just finished listening to my IAG CD and it's making me completely giddy. Friday, Ryan will learn the meaning of revenge. Myself and Ruby are going to toture him for the Jaeger shot from February... Be afraid Ryan, be very afraid... Oh no wait, you already are cause you told me!
Preparing Dinner
PREPARING DINNER! Your standing in the kitchen trying to cook with nothing on but an apron, while you try to prepare dinner I slide in behind you and reach around your waist and slide my hand down your tummy and as it goes further and further down I start to kiss your neck and suck on it....then I reach your prize with one finger and start to rubb ever so slightly you forget that you are suppose to be stirring the food and get caught up in the moment and start to breath heavier,as you reach down and take my hand and start to help me find the right spots....your eyes close and your head lays back on my chest you take your other arm and sretch it around the back of my neck and start to rubb it back and forth...all the while I slide one finger inside your wet aching pussy, you are tingling all over, finally you can't take it no more you turn around and unbutton my pants, slide them down and slide my boxers down, you quickly push everything off the counter top and jump up o
Prepare The Way
Saturday, August 4, 2007 On its own, this day is filled with immense value. And in addition, this day gives you the opportunity to prepare for the days and the years to come. Living this day with purpose, gratitude, love and integrity will provide you with a double reward. Not only do you make this day the most fulfilling it can be right now, you also prepare yourself in the best possible way for the days that follow. Nothing is more frustrating than to have the opportunity of a lifetime come along when you are not prepared to seize its promise. You don't have to let that happen to you. For each day is an opportunity to live fully and to prepare diligently. The two go hand in hand. By making the most of every moment, you are putting yourself in position to fulfill the best possibilities when they open up to you. Always keep in mind that what you do today sets the stage for your tomorrow. Fill this day with positive purpose, focused effort and all the joy you can give.
Preparing A Comeback..........
After taking an afternoon nap because of a royal headache, she was awakened by a knock at her door. Getting to her feet and throwing her robe on she went to answer it. Upon opening the door she finds one of the housemaids standing there. "The Master requests your presense at dinner, it is not a formal occasion so dress quickly to not keep him waiting." With that being said she turned on her heels and walked away. Thinking to herself, "well he always requests my presence at dinner, but usually it's always formal". Going to her closest doors she pulls them open, looking inside and wondering what to where. After a few moments she selects her black jeans with a forrest green button up and matching belt and her black sneakers. Getting dressed quickly, she runs a brush through her hair and sets off for the dining room. Upon entering the dining room she sees her Master at the head of the table with his laptop in front of him no doubt reading the evening news. He motions her over to the ch
Preparation, It's Not The Answers,...rather, It's The Questions Asked.
I've never sung anything that I wasn't ready to sing. --Claudia Schmidt Most of us are curious about the "olden days" before we were born. We ask our parents what life was like when they were kids, what they did, what they looked like, and what they thought about. But most of us, even those who are parents ourselves, have probably never asked our parents, "Were you ready to go to school, to grow up, to get married, to get a job, to have me?" So often we are afraid to take even a small new step, afraid of change. We feel so alone in our uncertainty. From our point of view, it often looks as though everybody's ready except us. Perhaps another way to look at it is that, for most of our lives, readiness really isn't much of an issue. Were we ready to be born? Were we ready to walk, to read, to sing? Maybe we were; maybe not. What's important is what we did, not what we were ready to do. For life is mostly a matter of jumping in feet first shouting, "Here I come, ready or not!"
Preparing Sacred Space
Wiccans don't practice their magick or hold rituals in just any old space. They first designate a special area called Sacred Space. Any spot in nature, be it forest, park, beach, desert or back yard, is sacred. Sacred Space can also be created anywhere -- you can even designate yourself sacred space (see below). One thought to keep in mind. A ritual doesn't begin when you cast a circle, it starts when you first think about doing a ritual. The ritual has already begun as you bath and set up. Sacred Space is usually created in three steps: 1. Physical cleaning; 2. Astral cleaning and 3. Erecting a Sacred Circle. Physical cleaning is just that. It gives you a chance to allow your body and mind to transition from the mundane to spiritual. Sweeping away the dust and dirt from the mundane world of your working space so that it doesn't interfere with your magickal workings. It also includes taking a ritual bath (or shower) or letting a breeze wash away negativity. Add some salt an
Preposition Jingle
I was trying to sing this this morning but I couldn't remember it all... With on for after at by in against instead of near between through over up according to around about beyond into (chorus) until within without upon from above across along toward before behind below beneath beside down under.
Prepare For The Vwo!
1. Preparation
I've been trying to ready my house, my children, and myself for the upcoming deployment. I will be leaving for Iraq in January. I've barely heard anything from my sweetheart in the last few weeks, they have had him on some kind of mission. His mission needs to be coming home! Oh, but that's not what we do in the military. Hurry up and wait, and everything changes. Due to issues working things with my chain of command, it looks like he wont be in Iraq with me, and due to the changes, he may not even be back before I leave. It sounds difficult, and in some ways it is (I am going to miss him even more than I do now.) I know that we can make it, though. I actually posted a mumm in March, not expecting answers but advice, and decided then that I would wait for him. Now that we are a couple, and a good one at that, I know I can with no hesitation. I trust him implicitly to do the same. It is amazing that I've never in my life been more sure of something than I am of him and us.
Preparring For My Dmv Test...
...I'm going to get a motorcycle. I took a course so I would be comfortable and "safe" on a bike. Safe, thats not really what I mean, because thats impossible. Theres a great deal of risk involved with motorcycles. I suppose thats why I want to ride so badly! So now Im studying the DMV manual so I can go and take the written test for my permit to ride a motorcycle. Im jazzed, I want a bike so badly. I hear other riders pass by on their harleys and I want to be out there too, riding around on the HWY's and by ways! vroom vroom!
Pre0production Week Auto
> > With our show opening in less than 2 weeks, my time here will be VERY limited starting Tuesday. With that in mind, I thought it would be nice to show some early Valentine's and President's Day love!!! Sooooooo, auto 11's will be on Today @4:00pm EST (1:00pm Futime) through Tomorrow, Sat., Feb. 14th!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..
Preparation For A Ten Day Trip From Hell
well we are preparing for spring break they insist on florida only benefit to me is the swamp hopefully i come back with some reptile or this whole trip will be in vain
Prepare To Die By Chocolate!
Choco-Holic Cake CAKE 1 pkg. (18.25 oz.) chocolate cake mix 1 pkg. (about 3.4 oz.) chocolate instant pudding and pie filling mix 1 cup milk 1/2 cup sour cream 4 large eggs 2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) Ghiradelli Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels 1 cup chopped walnuts GLAZE 2 ounces Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate 3 tablespoons butter 1 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar 2 to 3 tablespoons water 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 tsp Orange Extract FOR CAKE: PREHEAT oven to 350° F. Grease and flour 12-cup Bundt pan or other tube pan. COMBINE cake mix, pudding mix, milk, sour cream and eggs in large mixer bowl. Beat on low speed just until blended. Beat on high speed for 2 minutes. Stir in morsels and nuts. Pour into prepared baking pan. BAKE for 55 to 65 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in cake comes out clean. COOL in pan on wire rack for 20 minutes. Invert onto wire rack to cool completely. ***************************************************************************************** FOR GLAZE: M
Preparing For Resurrection Sunday
December 12, 1987   I’ll tell you, today was not one of the more exciting days of my life.  My second day of being sixteen, and I had to spend it at home.  I wanted to go to the dance so badly, but my father told me to stay home and watch things while he and Mother went out to celebrate their anniversary.  I don’t see what the point is in my remaining home; I’d just have to lock the house up for three hours.  Oh, wait a minute, I’d have to … funny, I can’t think of what I was about to say.  I think that sitting here now is so unfair.  But I suppose parents have to seem unfair to us sometimes … it keeps us on our guard.   April 3, 2010   At least I think this was the journal entry Martha referred to Wednesday evening when she, Mary, Sarah, and Jeffrey were making their attempts at cleaning more of our house while I was at work.  I’ve got this big folder out that I’m planning to use as research for a book, and this contains sc
Preparation Games That Get Class Of Like Fun
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Preparation Schools Education French Preparation For Amateurs
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Preparing For Our Roadtrip
It's late on Friday night and I'm tired but excited. In a few days my husband and I will pack our Harleys and pull out of the garage for a cross country trip. I'm hoping to keep updating my blog on the trip but I'm not going to stress out about it. My main goal would be to have a record of the trip for myself. So if you're a rider and you're interested in following the blog *if it actually works out* please enjoy!
The Preparations Considered On The Indian Marriages
Marriages are produced in heaven but solemnized on earth. This choice of god is turned into success for any bride plus a groom. Cheap wedding dresses The several traditions of Indian wedding are arranged and fulfilled with pomp and show, Pink Wedding Dresses and enjoyable and frolic. For indian can be a nation with different way of life and religion, the rituals to carry out this ceremony are extremely exquisite and different by themselves complete of extravagance and splendid. although the customs differ within the time frame of area and religion, the cascade of ceremonies has enjoyable and frothy moments. The people of equally the sides, receives busy with the preparations considering that the marriage day finalized. There are pre-wedding ceremonies, main wedding day, wedding dresses vidaai and post-wedding ceremonies. PRE-WEDDING CEREMONIES These ceremonies begins prior to several times from the main-wedding day. Normally, the near kin and cronies are invited in these rituals, Chea
The Preparations Considered On The Indian Marriages
Marriages are produced in heaven but solemnized on earth. This choice of god is turned into success for any bride plus a groom. Cheap wedding dresses The several traditions of Indian wedding are arranged and fulfilled with pomp and show, Pink Wedding Dresses and enjoyable and frolic. For indian can be a nation with different way of life and religion, the rituals to carry out this ceremony are extremely exquisite and different by themselves complete of extravagance and splendid. although the customs differ within the time frame of area and religion, the cascade of ceremonies has enjoyable and frothy moments. The people of equally the sides, receives busy with the preparations considering that the marriage day finalized. There are pre-wedding ceremonies, main wedding day, wedding dresses vidaai and post-wedding ceremonies. PRE-WEDDING CEREMONIES These ceremonies begins prior to several times from the main-wedding day. Normally, the near kin and cronies are invited in these rituals, Chea
Preparing For Loss
My parents were not young when my mother gave birth to me. My dad was 42. My mother was 39. They divorced in 1990, when I was 15, he 57, and she 54. Each of them has since found someone new and, I'm lucky enough to say, they have been wonderful step-parents. As you get older, you prepare yourself emotoinally and mentally for that day where you get that phone call: the one that says you are about to lose one of your parents. You expect it. It's part of life.  I got a phone call from my godbrother up north today. The news was grim: my stepfather is gravely ill.  Ronald knew my mother when they were both children in Trinidad. They were originally supposed to get married, but my mother landed an opportunity to go to England to study nursing. She met my father there, and they eventually moved to America and got married. Ronald was never quite that far away, however; it seems that no matter where in the West Indies you grew up, you eventually wind up in Brooklyn. So, they were never reall
Preparing A Journey Of A Lifetime
Chief cook Meat and I created the decision to hop on a aircraft with 36 of our nearest close relatives and get wedded in Spain! Of course the 1st thing we mentioned was our perspective, secondly our funds and objectives, and lastly our wants and desires. After we had a manage on the factors most essential to us like the foods (of course), an excellent place for the marriage and wedding reception, and vicinity to the town middle in Spain's capital we began looking for help. I Researched marriage organizers in Spain's capital and discovered a few, created some phone calls, and created the decision on Get wedded to Me in The country. Location wedding brides are Carole's specialised. We loaded out a marriage set of questions, sent a few e-mails about what we as a several thought about and then we were on our way through marriage wedding preparing 101. To us having a good way near the sea, being enclosed by all factors Language, and having an awesome evening food selection was on the top o
Prepring For The Worst...
My 8 year old i out of school today nd decided to give me his report card saying he had an F. I look at it, ready to ground him and its A's and B's. He then gives me a note from his teacher sayin he made the teachers honor role and there is an award assembly next week. He then goes on to say that he's on the right rode to the White House....the kid already has my vote.
Prepare Yourself Versions Splitting Up Together With Packers As Well As Movers
Switching property together with property is not usually uncomplicated. Lacking suited organizing as well as getting ready it is rather tough proper to deal with the concept. Designed for the first time movers Oahu may be the complete completely new accounts as well as they are definitely incredibly burdened with regards to this specific nevertheless doesn't need to be able to stress about the concept mainly because selection associated with sixty miles per hour additionally readily available. There are numerous qualified firms operating in the course of inside India as well as presenting outstanding taking as well as planning products in a number of moving needs. Most of these firms in addition to people into proceed as well as seek to make sure it is thoroughly trouble-free intended for her or him. Employing a proper agency may desire significant price tag your current items will get to be able to completely new take on adequately which is a great deal more necessary. Not simply ins
Ok, now every day I am getting a message that says I am prequalified for a survey. So, I figured I would check it out. I fill in the information on the first page and click 'submit'. What happens? Absolutely NOTHING! I really wish those kind of things were tested to be compitable with ALL browsers instead of just the one with the greatest market share.
Prequalified For Survey Crap!
What is the deal with the message of being prequalified for a survey and then you take the time to do the survey and they tell ya you don't qualify?????? Frustrating!
Prequel To Ho Ass Dude
I jus cant stand bitch made ass niggas these niggas are the ones that seem all good to ur face but behind doors they are the one stabbing you in the back talkin shit str8 disrespcting. After a while u realize that  there all around u and every person u thought was a friend.. isnt. And trying to get these people to realize that there hoes and u cant .. so u have to play their games but jus before u start to become jus like them u fuck them over.. you might have to rob them or beat their ass but it worth it... its the only way you can get these people away.. yea,  you might have to hurt some real friends along the way but its all worth it. To them its gonna hurt so bad its gonna rock their world. They'll get mad and start to tell everyone they kno that such and such is a bitch or wateva but realize that they were doin it before u fucked them over.  
..i have a twin sister who is the yen 2 my yang. She has a beautiful soul but her mind is sick; her spirit is crippled & is, there4, fundamentally bad. I love her but do not like her. I, too, am mentally ill. DON'T BE SCARED! I function well most days & have the know w/ all 2 stay the hell away from the world when im not. Its the nature of the beast; it runs deep n my mother's family & affects mostly the women. I am not lost because i know that a sick head is chemistry. My soul is wise & my heart is happy so there is a perpetual belief that theres a cold beer & a hug on the other side of my hell. It makes the crawl thru much easier 2 toler8. Does that make sense? I hav an xtremely low self esteem but am selfless by nature so it doesn't diminish the quality of my life. I'v never had an enemy. Every1 i have evr known has loved me & does love me still. I fall in love easily but without pain and it is forever. I am happy when sum1 i love falls n love w/ anothr. love isnt a possession. ..
The Prequel
Sixteen bars won't be enough but that's all I got leftMy body's mutating and I feel the door ripping my fleshCall me Damien, son of the dark lordMake my escape from Hell and then lock the doorI got these voices in my head telling me to killMedication won't help I take them pills for the thrillHallucination I hear screams and they yelling my nameLiving in my body rippin' my soul and I got no one to blameIt's like a ton of brick crushing every part of my brainLeaving it to rot in bloody pieces I'm alive to feel the painAnd in my final resting place I wanna be drowned in bloodCrucify me upside down and kill me like you shouldAnd this may send me back to the pits of HellMay my body decay locked inside my cellWatch my insides be torn out and used as a sacrificeSix six six is my only viceDrink my blood, drink my bloodEat my flesh, eat my fleshBurn my ashes, I'll come back, I'll die like the restDrink my blood, drink my bloodEat my flesh, eat my fleshThe Prequel is dead so carve his name on y
Pre Rant Blog
well a few hours ago I had a long blog written out in my i am a heading to bed. I will fill ya all in on the workings and rants of my mind tomorrow...after I make some coinage working my ass off doing catering orders at 6am. Bleh night ya
Pre Race Prep
Kathy’s boyfriend had been distant for some time. It wasn’t entirely his fault, as he worked a lot of hours, and by the time he would get back to the home that they shared, he was dead tired. By the time the kids were in bed, and he got his dinner, the only thing he wanted to do was go to bed. Kathy however, wanted more. She needed more. Even in the rare case that he was awake, and had the energy, she had kids at home. It never failed that the two year old, having radar like they do, would wake up and start crying at the most inopportune time. John had a hobby, outside of work as well, that he really enjoyed, but took up a lot of his free time. She really loved him, and wouldn’t ask him to give up anything for her, and he had this hobby long before they’d met. He raced cars on the weekend. Kathy liked to watch him and actually found it quite arousing. A man and his machine could be quite erotic. Unfortunately for Kathy, after race day and all of the preparation,
Dear you, I hate you for trying to pressure me. For trying to use me. Walk all over me. I hate you for knowing my weaknesses. I hate you for using them against me. The thought of you makes me incredibly nauseas. Mission complete. Love, me.
President (not Bush) Jogs
President Lucio Gutiérrez of Ecuador is going to jog to work once a week to show his civil servants how to save money. The former military officer jogs six kilometers from his home in northern Quito to his office in the Palacio de Carondelet on Fridays. The poor Andean country is facing a serious fiscal deficit and Gutiérrez has introduced tough austerity measures. The president has banned civil servants from using official cars and has banned officials from traveling first class. Newspaper Extra reports that he has also banned overtime and is planning to sell off non-essential buildings, including some embassies.
Presidential Curse
Presidential Curse Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office) 1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated) 1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt) 2000: George W. Bush (?) And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000. You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children whi
Pressure On Me
nowadays i feel so cross that i sometimes don't want to say anything to anybody.maybe it won't last for long or i will be crazy.the pressure in my opinion mostly comes from my study.of course you don't konw that there are a lot of exams coming.i am so worried about it.i want to pass them all.and can get a good mark.them i think i will be relaxed much,and can do what i want to do.if that i must feel more happy.
Present Day
Monday, September 25, 2006 I'm back Current mood: excited Ok here i am back at it again.. i took a vacation because i thought i was seriouse about someone..well turns out i wasn't.. so get ready girls..i'm on the prowl again
The President And The Call Girl :)
The President and The Call Girl.... One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent..
Presence (v4v Haiku)
Your Smooth Porcelaine. Gloves. Electric Graceful Moves. Your voice in me. Written By: Mahala Anne Campbell
The Present
Presence Of Mind!!
John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do. John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager finished the deal and later said! to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?" John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager. John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."! "My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.
President Who??
PRESIDENT WHO? Who was the first President? I'm sure that George Washington was your best guess. After all, no one else comes to mind. But think back to your history books - The United States Declared its independence in 1776, yet Washington did not take Office until April 30, 1789. So who was running the country during these initial years of this young country? It was the first eight U. S. Presidents. In fact, the first President of the United States was one John Hanson. I can hear you now - John who? John Hanson, the first President of the United States . Don't go checking the encyclopedia for this guy's name - he is one of those great men that are lost to history. If you're extremely lucky, you may actually find a brief mention of his name. The new country was actually formed on March 1, 1781 with the adoption of The Articles of Confederation. This document was actually proposed on June 11, 1776, but not agreed up
Presumed Guilty
Imagine for a moment you are seated in a courtroom. You are on trial for murder, a crime that carries the death penalty. The evidence against you has been delivered to the jury and your attorney has presented your defense. Now you await the jury's verdict.... A hush falls over the courtroom as the jury foreman steps forward. You rise to your feet and face the judge. You know one fact no one else knows for certain: You committed the crime. As the jury Forman announces the verdict of guilty, you are not surprised. The judge pounds the gavel and pronounces your sentence. You cannot escape the penalty and your lawyer cannot protect you. You are helpless to save yourself. But as you are led away from the courtroom in handcuffs, a man steps forward. This man is a stranger to you. "I will take your punishment," he says. "I will be your substitute". The judge leans forward to question him. At last, satisfied by the man's qualifications, he accepts the stranger as your substitute
I love getting presents..but I rarely get any :(
Presidents Captured
Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George Bush, are captured by terrorists and told that they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning. Just as the sun is rising the next day, Clinton is placed against the wall. Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!". The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps overthe wall and escapes in the confusion. John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!". Again the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape. The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He thinks, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall!" As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
Presents And Holiday Baking
people who complain about the prices of gifts! oh my goddess if it is so damn hard for you to spends the money on the person~ DON'T DO IT!! Seriously, this is not what the holidays are about. and we all know it. today I started my holiday baking! first batch of cookies are in the oven, just some basic holiday chip cookies, things will get fancier as it gets closer to Christmas, and before you ask, yes, they are from scratch. It's all part of my weird voodoo-esque ritual to stay cherry during the holidays, or else I might just reach out and bitch slap the person in line who is complaining about something being too expensive! the point is that you thought about a person and wanted to show an outward appreciation for them. that doesn't mean you have to get them a freaking ridiculous gift, it just means show them you care, or love them. love does not come with a price tag. the other day a friend of mine was talking about how they needed to spend so much money on someone to make them ha
Presenting The Top Morons Of The Year...
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from own his bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and work
President Bush And The Pope
Sample of my nesletter - Sign up its free got to 1/2006 Dear Readers What really amazes me in when a nation make assumptions about people (or President) or any situation and have NO clue what the real reason is. Once more realize that because you do not agree with a person (a President) or understand a situation one should NEVE assume. Pretty much like when a natural disaster takes place and kills thousands of innocent people. The majority of the uneducated mass will classify it, as "an act of God" while an infantile science will try hard to make sense of what just took place. Rest assured that without a single clue of the working of the universal mind our scientists and "normal" people are simply CLUELESS! The rule is as always the same "One can only relate to me (and my wisdom) because of One's education, experiences and UCI" but what does it all mean? Those born with both an inner induced fears (religious lunatics) or an over develo
The President And The Call Girls
One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
why do i do this to myself? why does this feel so good? i giggle a little as i feel the pressure my anger subsides and gives way to pleasure i really shouldnt do this i have someone who cares but this feeling is the best so many emotions they flow like the blood in my veins so warm and strong a droplet runs down my legs i flinch as i feel it tickle god it feels good one more time the pressure builds ii push in and it is released the blood spills over the knife again his face flashes into mind i stop, pulling the blade away i cant do this to him he deserves better much, much better
Present Time (borrowed From Undiscovered Soul)
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Tell me where our time went And if it was time well spent Just don't let me fall asleep Feeling empty again Cause I fear I might break And I fear I can't take it Tonight I'll lie awake feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Now that I'm losing hope And there's nothing else to show For all of the days that we spent Carried away from home Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Without you Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Feel
i just thought i would post this blog for all 2 c on cherry tap . i have put a chritmas tree on my profile 2 c how many gifts i would receive . don't worry if u do give me a gift i won't open it til christmas day. i'm glad that i have so many friends on here . i love cherry tap . i'm really enjoying this crazy site. i'm hoping 2 have many more friends on here. well that's all for this blog but don't worry cause there r more 2 come
Presents And Christmas Balls Plus Candycanes
-sings on song- last christmas i gave yoy my heart but the very next day you it away i forgot the rest of the words but i like that song throws presents at everyone puts them under your trees -hides in one of the presents :) hands them to you hits you in the head with a candycane :) throws a christmas ball in your pants hehe hehehe
A Presant For You All ^_^
Happy holidays!
Pressure 4-5-stares
We still can’t care when you stare Shut up and leave Do whatever you please Slapped me and left me behind Now what are trying to find Just let your conscience be your guide And you’ll discover wrong from right Pray that you’ll recover…never We will never know why the feeling feels so cold Blackened these eyes With your guilt in disguise Pushing the buttons of pain othing to lose nothing to gain Follow the path that will drive us insane What is the purpose of these lies And scratch beneath the surface See my eyes We will never know why the feeling feels so cold But we wait for you to care All I feel is your ice cold Stare [REPEAT CHORUS] Feel your stare, ice cold stare ------------------- Pressure 4-5 - StaresMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
A Present Under....
The boat bobbed lightly up and down in the gentle surf, the brass riggings clanking softly in the easterly wind. The sky was mostly cloudless, just a few puffy white intruders drifting across it, sending elongated shadows across the blue green water as the sun tilted down towards the west. The deck of the boat was draped in various types of scuba gear, two regulators hung neatly to dry out, along with webbed belts, buoyancy vests, net bags, and wide, duck webbed fins nestled in the well in the center. On the front of the boat, two figures were sprawled, soaking up the late afternoon sun. "Dar?" Kerry kept her eyes closed, as she yawned a little. "Mm?" Her taller companion merely grunted an answer. "You know, there's something really off kilter about spending the day before Christmas in my bathing suit, getting a suntan on the Atlantic Ocean." "Yeah?" Dar lifted one eyelid, exposing a crystal clear blue eye and peered at her. "Yeah…Christmas is supposed to be abo
A Present.......continued
It was weird. Kerry found her eyes flicking here and there, her eyes absorbing the collection of assorted couples and singles assembled in the chapel. That, at least, was mildly familiar, being roughly square, with a raised platform at one end, and rows of pews stretching across the floor. The pews were donated from various building projects from other churches, she noticed, and in one case, a temple. They were a mixture of woods and sizes, but no one seemed to mind. Missing were the typical Bibles, but there were hymnbooks, and she took one, thumbing through its well-worn pages to see old favorites and some she didn't know. She and Dar were sitting about mid way on the left hand side, and as the room filled, she watched her lover's alert and interested eyes watching everything. Of course, half the room, the female half, was also watching her. Kerry felt a mixture of pride and consternation at the veiled, and in some cases, not so veiled looks of lust directed at her companion
A Present......continued
The sun made Kerry wince as she turned westward onto the causeway and headed towards the airport. She flipped her sunglasses out of the Mustang's glove compartment, and slipped them on, getting relief from the intense glare. A Christmas music CD was playing merrily in her CD player, and she hummed along as she picked up I395, then made the exchange to 836 towards the airport. Traffic was surprisingly light, and she figured she got everyone between those that did a big Christmas lunch and were now half comatose in front of football, and those who had Christmas dinner, and were making last minute preparations. Those people who eschewed the day all together, were probably at the beach, since just about everything else except Walgreens was closed. The airport, on the other hand, was a royal mess. Kerry sighed, and dodged a number of taxis as she entered the arrival lanes, finding tempers flaring in the heat. She pulled off into short term parking, and grabbed a ticket, hoping to g
President Garfield
President James Garfield's dog was named Veto.
President Bush Calls For Line Item Veto Once Ruled Unconstitutional
President Bush Calls for Line Item Veto Once Ruled Unconstitutional January 3, 2007 2:05 p.m. EST Beth Shankle-Anderson. Esq. - All Headline News Legal Reporter Washington, D.C. (AHN) - In a press conference on Wednesday, President Bush called on Congress to grant him Presidential power to line item veto appropriations bills in an attempt to curb pork-barrel spending. Citing earmark appropriations buried in voluminous pages of a bill, President Bush has asked Congress to give him the power to cancel certain portions without vetoing the entire bill. President Clinton was briefly granted this power by the Line Item Veto Act of 1996 which was passed by Congress to help control pork-barrel spending. In 1998, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the Act was unconstitutional because it allowed the President to unilaterally amend or repeal only part of a bill. In a 6-3 opinion authored by Justice Stevens, the Court found that the Act violated the Presentment Clause of the U.S. Const
President Bush Signs Craig’s Veterans Bill Into Law
PRESIDENT BUSH SIGNS CRAIG’S VETERANS BILL INTO LAW $3.2 billion measure will improve health delivery, overturns historic ban on attorneys, and expands benefits December 24, 2006 Media contact: Jeff Schrade (202)224-9126 (Washington, DC) On Friday President George Bush signed into law a $3.2 billion comprehensive benefits and health care bill for veterans sponsored by U.S. Senator Larry Craig, the outgoing chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Veterans’ Affairs. "I hope veterans will rest a little easier this Christmas knowing that Congress did its job. We passed legislation that will enable this country to move forward with major construction projects for veterans and also will make some significant changes that will benefit veterans and their loved ones for generations to come," said Sen. Craig from his home near Boise, Idaho. The bill the President signed is S. 3421, the Veterans Benefits, Healthcare, and Information Technology Act of 2006. Among its many
Presentation Can Be Everything!
This is another unique profile picture. It looks like something that was BBQ'd/seasoned and made to look like an irish shamrock. underooeater@ CherryTAP I don't think it is something that I have eaten before....a clue might be the "Rams" seasoning to the left of the plate. Maybe it is a rack of lamb? I have never eaten lamb so I am uncertain.... however, if it is a chef dish, I would think that the plate could have been presented a little better, but that is only my humble opinion.... Perhaps, we will hear more from this newbie soon for a explanation. :D
So yesterday was a busy busy day for me lots of appointment trying to get everything set up for Tristen to start preschool. Will at 2:30pm I had my sudsidy appointment and everything went great. Tristen was approved for 5 days Monday to Friday 8:30-12pm. They wanted me to start him today but I still have a few things that I need to get him so I asked for him to start monday. I also had my YMCA appointment to get him set up for preschool and sign all the paper work looks like he gets to swim twice a week. Its kinda weird knowing that I am only going to have two kids in the mornings. Going to be kinda nice. So starting Monday I have to get up at 7am so I can get Tristen ready and get on the bus at 8:15am. I have to take him to preschool myself and pick him up so its not to bad. So I cant wait to see how Monday goes. I know 100% that I will end up crying its going to be hard to leave him there but its something that I have to do. I hope his speech will improve. Also we had his last word p
The Present
My Slave-aversary (11/17/06) present: Well my present this year was made by my Master. It is our first official dungeon equipment. We don't have a dungeon yet but we will one day. I don't know what to call the item, Master called it a whipping post, I call it a hitching post, but a hitching post is for tying horses to not slave girls. It is a black post with a base so it is free standing. It is about 5 feet tall. On the base there are 2 rings for tying feet or legs to (Master tied my knees to these and placed a spreader bar between my feet) The post is rounded ½ way up then it is flatten and on the flatten part there are a series of holes with shiny silver loops for tying the hands and collar to. At the very top there is a cushioned headrest. At eight o'clock Master got a shower and left me to watch TV until he was finished. When Master came out he instructed me to go get my makeup done and get collared and robed. But to not exit the bedroom or bathroom until he came ba
The Present
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children
the rumble in the jungle I happened to pick up this morning's newspaper. Our local Dominion Post had an article about local residents "weighing in on Hilary for Pres" and Bessie Murray, 53, of Morgantown isn't sure that a woman should be president. A job like president is more suited for a man, she said. "She'll never make it," Murray said. "Women are a lot more kind-hearted then men. When it comes to something like president, a woman shouldn't be there." Looking at snowplow drivers as they toil to make roads safe, Murray said, "Do you think Clinton would go out there in the snow like that? There are a lot of things woman can't do" I'll just go ahead and let that sink in.
Presents For The Wife
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
The President's New Plans
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's deputy leader mocked President Bush's plan to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq, challenging him to send "the entire army" and vowing insurgents will defeat them in a new videotape, a U.S. group that tracks al-Qaida messages said Monday. The Washington-based SITE Institute said it had intercepted the video from Ayman al-Zawahri, which had not yet been posted on Islamic militant Web sites, where his messages are usually posted. SITE did not elaborate on how it received the message. Al-Zawahri said the U.S. strategy for Iraq, outlined by Bush in a Jan. 9 speech, was doomed to fail. "I ask him, why send 20,000 (troops) only — why not send 50 or 100 thousand? Aren't you aware that the dogs of Iraq are pining for your troops' dead bodies?" al-Zawahri said in an excerpt of the video released by SITE. "So send your entire army to be annihilated at the hands of the mujahedeen (holy warriors) to free the world from your evil," he said, "because Iraq, land of
The President
my opinion on the president he is the next devil to destroy all peace
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The President [sic] Took Us Into This War Recklessly... We Are Now, As A Nation, Held Hostage To The Predictable ­ And Predicted ­ Disarray That Has F
Democratic Response of Senator Jim Webb to the pResident's State of the Disunion Address 23 Jan 2007 The President [sic] took us into this war recklessly... We are now, as a nation, held hostage to the predictable ­ and predicted ­ disarray that has followed... Regarding the economic imbalance in our country, I am reminded of the situation President Theodore Roosevelt faced in the early days of the 20th century. America was then, as now, drifting apart along class lines. The so-called robber barons were unapologetically raking in a huge percentage of the national wealth. The dispossessed workers at the bottom were threatening revolt
President [sic] Bush Is Preparing To Attack Iran's Nuclear Facilities Before The End Of April
* Please Rate This Blog - just use the red box to your left. America 'poised to strike at Iran's nuclear sites' from bases in Bulgaria and Romania --Report suggest that 'US defensive ring' may be new front in war on [of] terror. 29 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush is preparing to attack Iran's nuclear facilities before the end of April and the US Air Force's new bases in Bulgaria and Romania would be used as back-up in the onslaught, according to an official report from Sofia.
My First blog and the pressure on writing something sensational is almost too much to bear. It's important to write something insightful, witty and intelligent so that people don't just think i'm some knuckle dragging neanderthal and that i might actually be someone they might want to know. I've got to be careful of spelling errers so i don't come off looking stoopid cause really i'm quite an intelligent fellow! I want to show off my true personality without coming off pretentious but still i can't understate myself at the same time. I'm not sure how people can do this without going insane!!! Screw it! I'm off to the pub......
Press Release 2/7/07 Dept. Of Justice
WASHINGTON - A federal grand jury in Trenton, N.J. has indicted three former U.S. Army officers and two U.S. civilians for their role in a bribery, fraud and money laundering scheme involving the theft of millions of dollars from the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) in Iraq, Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty announced today. The 25-count indictment unsealed today charges U.S. Army Colonel Curtis G. Whiteford, U.S. Army Lt. Colonels Debra M. Harrison and Michael B. Wheeler, and civilians Michael Morris and William Driver with various crimes related to a scheme to defraud the CPA - South Central Region (CPA-SC) in al-Hillah, Iraq. Whiteford, once the second-most senior official at CPA-SC, was charged with one count of conspiracy, one count of bribery, and 11 counts of honest services wire fraud. Harrison, at one time the acting Comptroller at CPA-SC who oversaw the expenditure of CPA-SC funds for reconstruction projects, was charged with one count of conspiracy, one count o
The President Of The Bank Of Canada
THE LUCKY JOKE: This is a joke that should bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the preside
Presidents Day
Presidents Day originated in 1796 as a commemoration of George Washington's birthday during the last year of his presidency. According to the calendar that has been in use since approximately the mid-18th century, Washington was born on February 22, 1732. The calendar being used in the year of Washington’s birth, however, maintains February 11, 1732 as the correct day. The result of this dating conflict was that many Americans celebrated his birthday on the 22nd while others marked the occasion on the 11th from the very inception of the observance in 1796. Washington's Birthday was firmly established as a national holiday by the 19th century and was observed with revelry, speeches and receptions given by prominent public figures. In 1865, the year of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination, both houses of Congress assembled for a memorial address. The first formal observance of his Lincoln’s birthday, February 12th, 1809, took place that year as a result. Although Lincol
The President Of The United States Is Surrounded By Pomp And Circumstances (and Protection) More Than Any King Or Emperor In History!
i'm starting to think it can't be head up the ass syndrome, because there's got to be more oxygen and more light up even the flabbiest ass than could account for such rampant and long--lasting self--abnegation.
The Pressure Is On
The Pressure is On I got someone at home,don't know whats going on, thinks I love her and her alone and the pressure is on. I got a new love you see.She does new things to me. We sneak our love you's on the phone and the pressure is on and it puts pressure on a man if he ever lets his heart call his hand. He ain't no rolling stone,but the pressure is on. Feel like your ten thousand feet down under the sea and its crushing all your bones and the pressure is on. The trains I ride in my dreams run on the pressure of the steam. Lord I could pull one a mile long cause the pressure is on. Lord I could pull one a mile long cause the pressure is on, the pressure is on, the pressure at home I'm just a man I'm just a man. I breath and I bleed yes I got feelings I can hear and I can see and you are the lady that brings them out of me making me feel special awe thats your specialty. cause you let me be me and I let you be you. Hey don't that sound so ea
President Bush
President Bush got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was black from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning black and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to President Bush, and told him to drink it all. The President did and replied, "That tasted like bull shit!" The doctor replied, "It was, Mr. President. You were a quart low."
President Bush
Liberals claim President Bush shouldn’t have started this war, they complain about his prosecution of it, One liberal recently claimed Bush was the worst president in us history, lets clear up one point. We did not start this war on terror try to remember, it was started by terrorist before 9/11 lets look at the “worst” president and mismanagement claims, Franklin Roosevelt lead us into WWII, Germany never attacked us, Japan did, from 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year Harry Truman finished that war and started on in Korea, North Korea never attacked us, from 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost an average of 18,333 per year John F Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962 Vietnam never attacked us Lyndon Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire, from 1965 – 1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year. Bill Clinton went to war with Bosnia without us or French consent, Bosnia never attacked us, He was offered Osama bin Ladens h
press so i close my eyes, forever one more time embrace the child inside the serenity deprived plagued by the poison a remedy is clinched slowly drawn within, hesitating to begin so i hold it to my skin press the hate that lies within breeding masochistic sin standing still inside i run, thoughts imitate a loaded gun pointed at the wicked one look into the flesh and smile, leaving it there to bleed a while filtering the things inside weeding out the things that hide struggling to grasp the final consequence the appeal thats failed on the flesh you see my sentence but before i die inside, forever one last time to let the terror there subside roaming in the shadow of the victims at my side, ive seen them fall around me ive heard all their screams inside, calling for the remedy the thoughts inside the gun calling for the execution of who they call the wicked one so i hold it to my skin press the hate that lies within breeding masochistic sin standing still in
Press Release
January 24, 2007 Contact: Elizabeth Virella Immediate Publication Tel.: (718) 401-0404 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRESS RELEASE NEW YORK: The Pageant Committee of the National Puerto Rican Day Parade, Inc. wishes to inform all young ladies among the ages of 18 – 25 that we are still recruiting candidates for the Cultural Pageant that will be held on Saturday, April 21, 2007. Angel M. Ortiz, Pageant Director, pointed out that this year there will be a lot of surprises & prizes for the Queen and her Court. He also mentioned that these young ladies have to comply with the rules and regulations of the Pageant. Mrs. Madelyn Lugo, Chairperson, indicated that this year we are celebrating the 50th. Anniversary of Puerto Rican Parades in New York City therefore, it is very important that the Queen fulfills cultural and beauty qualifications so that, she may be a sample of pride to all Puerto Ricans. Mrs. Lugo also m
The President
the president is a real jackass how can a man that managed to dodge his military service plunge us into all out war with the middle east based on what he said and then lie 2 weeks after the world trade center and the pentagon was attacked saying he didn't know it was going to happen when the day after it happened CNN put it on there that 2 weeks before the attacks happened his national security told him that an attack from osama bin laden was iminent and he proceeded to do nothing
Pressing Matters
My reserve is deliciously distracted with noble intentions, but lately by far more ‘pressing matters’… such as slow preoccupation with the buttons of your shirt. How I would tease you with it before moving on to the next... but not before remembering to pay attention to that bottom lip I am so curious about , its taste, gently nibbled between my careful teeth… and then there is the matter of your chin, is it dimpled? Is it cleaved ever so slightly, barely perceivable? Or is it smooth? Trailing with kisses to under there slowly down your neck, I would ask wordless forgiveness at the recess of your throat, tonguing an insincere apology for the discomfort I hope I am causing you. Still, the most difficult part would be overcoming a simple thing - the sound of your zipper. I am afraid my anticipation would numb me, you will have to help me there. But please my dearest slowly, and ever so, make me suffer your sweet revenge in this way too.
The President Is Obsolete?
I would like to forward the proposition that the Office of the President of the United States, in its current form, is not only an outdated concept, but is now proving to be dangerous as well.When the United States was founded, there were just a few different types of groups.  You had farmers and city dwellers.  Yet there wasn't too much of a difference in this mostly agrarian society.  On top of that, there were much fewer citizens Now we have all sorts of different groups who have no overt links to other groups.  We have millions of citizens in all sorts of different areas trying to do all sorts of different things.Right now, the winner is Corporate America.  They have the money and influence to get the government they want at our expense.And where is the epitome of Corporate America?  Who's giving tax cuts to the rich?  Any clue?Here is my idea:  Take the United States and divide it up into districts based on location (Southeast, Southwest, Northeast, etc) and/or basic political ide
Presidents Of The Usa
1. George Washington (1732-1799) 1789-1797 2. John Adams (1735-1826) 1797-1801 3. Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) 1801-1809 4. James Madison (1751-1836) 1809-1817 5. James Monroe (1758-1831) 1817-1825 6. John Quincy Adams (1767-1848) 1825-1829 7. Andrew Jackson (1767-1845) 1829-1837 8. Martin van Buren (1782-1862) 1837-1841 9. William H. Harrison (1773-1841) 1841 10. John Tyler (1790-1862) 1841-1845 11. James K. Polk (1795-1849) 1845-1849 12. Zachary Taylor (1784-1850) 1849-1850 13. Millard Fillmore (1800-1874) 1850-1853 14. Franklin Pierce (1804-1869) 1853-1857 15. James Buchanan (1791-1868) 1857-1861 16. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) 1861-1865 17. Andrew Johnson (1808-1875) 1865-1869 18. Ulysses S. Grant (1822-1885) 1869-1877 19. Rutherford Hayes (1822-1893) 1877-1881 20. James Garfield (1831-1881) 1881 21. Chester Arthur (1829-1886) 1881-1885 22. Grover Cleveland (1837-1908) 1885-1889 23. Benjamin Harrison (1833-1901) 1889-
Preschool Well Do You Score...
TEST FOR DUMMIES A good one to end the year with!! Or start the year with!! PRE-SCHOOL TEST Pre-school children were asked the following question: "In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?" Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer? (The only possible answers are "left" or "right.") Think about it Still don't know? Okay, I'll tell you. The pre-schoolers all answered "left." When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?" they answered: "Because you can't see the door." How do you feel now ??? I know, me too.
Preserve Endandgered Land~it''s Free~takes Only A Second
Why Preserve Rainforest Habitat? Rainforests are some of the world's most ancient and complex ecosystems. They cover a mere 2% of the Earth, yet more than half of all plant and animal species live there. The rainforest is home to creatures as famous as the jaguar and poison dart frog, as well as lesser-known and even unidentified species. These ecosystems are an amazing resource that is quickly slipping away. The rainforest is where many modern food staples originated, including tomatoes, corn, and chocolate, but we use a mere fraction of the edible plants available there. In addition, one quarter of modern medicines come from plant species that were first used as traditional remedies. Western science has analyzed less than one percent of rainforest plants for medicinal compounds, and the indigenous tribes that use these plants are rapidly disappearing. To complicate matters more, the rate of species extinction in the rainforest is undeniably high. As the forests are burned
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President Bush
Most of you know I love Bill Maher. I too share his views of our fuckwad of a president. Here is something he had said in a closing statement on one of his shows that I liked and felt like posting. Bill Maher's closing--presented as an open message to George Bush in deep tones of mock-serious. Here it is: "Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished. Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you'r
Presidential Speech????
IF ONLY THIS WOULD COME TRUE !!!!!!!! WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S . PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me sta
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>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, >>DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVES THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 cea
Presidential Address
----- Subject: FW: Presidential Address I’ve seen this before but thought maybe some of you hadn’t so am forwarding it. It’s just too good to keep to myself. WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that li
The Present
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and
President Bush's Resignation Speech
Subject: President Bush's Resignation Speech We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission. The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give: Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impe
President Bush's Resignation Speech
President Bush's Resignation Speech We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission. The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give: Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable o
A Strange Presidential Curse! Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office) 1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated) 1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt) 2000: George W. Bush (?) And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000. You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wi
The 2008 Presidential Election
Click Here to Visit the Mike Gravel 2008 Official Site Full name: Maurice Robert Gravel. Family: Wife Whitney Stewart Gravel. Two children, four grandchildren. Education: B.S. in economics, Columbia University, 1956. Career highlights: U.S. Army, 1951-4, special adjutant, Communication Intelligence Services, special agent, Counter Intelligence Corps; Alaska state representative, 1962-6, Speaker, 1965-6; author, Jobs and More Jobs, 1968; Senator from Alaska, 1969-81, served on Senate Finance, Interior and Environmental and Public Works Committees; author, Citizen Power: A People's Platform, 1972; author, speaker, 1981-present; founder of nonprofit corporations the Democracy Foundation, Philadelphia II and Direct Democracy, advocating the National Initiative for Democracy, a national public initiative process. Political pluses and minuses: Gravel '08 falls under the category of most of the Harold Stassen campaigns, or Gene McCarthy '92: a quixotic campaign by
The Prescription
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.that's different You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
President Assclown - "something Going On In Darfur?"
Wow, after years of genocide and 2 years of being in my awareness, President Bush finally woke up and realized something wasn't right in Darfur. Being as I don't always watch the news, I think I'm a "johnny-come-lately" to Darfur awareness, but President Assclown takes the cake. Well, what could have spawned this? Did Dubya finally learn to read and actually read a newspaper? Could it be the loud protests that have been going on for the past few years? Or could it be he needs a distraction from the fact he has bungled up Iraq so badly? Hmm, I tend to think it's the last choice. I mean, after all, he stormed straight into Baghdad without paying attention to our flanks, and under false pretenses at that of WMD's and Al-Qeada ties that didn't exist. Now he spouts his own living in denial of the civil war there. Oh wait, I mean "Sectarian Violence". That way we don't have to admit it's a civil war! Just like we had "sectarian violence" between the Union and the Confederacy, right? Call i
Pres Roosevelt's Ideas On Immigrants And Being An American In 1907
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907 Every American citizen needs to read this! KEEP THIS MOVING
Prescriptive Compliance:
Prescriptive compliance: A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it. Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil. The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
Pres Bush
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of your asses out the window and make 100 million people very happy." If you're one of those 100 million...Repost
The Prestige
It's rare that I come across a movie so good, that I want to immediately go back to chapter one, and watch it all over again. I haven't a single complaint. Which for me, is very rare. I'm not even a Bale fan, and I loved it. Caine gave one of the best performances of his life, truly. Aside from the marvelous cast, and the outstanding storyline, from a directorial perspective, it got 11 out of 10. Seriously. The camera angles bring a sort of closure, it allows you to connect with each character, see everything from their perspective. Even the smaller roles had so much life to them. I am not easily fooled. I don't think I've ever sat down, watched a movie, and actually had to question the twist. There were three that caught me off guard. And by the end, I was begging for the last one. I mean, I knew it was coming, but hadn't the slightest clue what it was. Get. This. Movie. Now.
Preservation Through Destruction
It's been just a day since you walked away Still in shock from the deathly blow I feel like I've imagined everything you said Yet I can't stop these tears from falling Can't stop these fears from crawling inside my head What was it about me love that made it easy to leave?? Am I just trapped in a nightmare, hoping to wake up in your arms? It's been three days since you've been gone Inside my head, inside my heart, I can't seem to escape you You lurk like a shadow and everything reminds me of you I can't stop these tears from falling Can't stop these fears from crawling inside my head What was it about my love that made it easy to leave? Am I just trapped in a nightmare, hoping to wake up in your arms? It's been a week and I feel like I've been broken I try to get away from the pain, but my will has frozen Funny how long the memories linger, like mist in the air I can't stop these tears from falling Can't stop these fears from crawling inside my head What wa
Presidents All Over The World Need To Get Replaced.
LAHORE, Pakistan -- In the rapidly unfolding crisis in Pakistan, no matter what happens to President Pervez Musharraf -- whether he survives politically or not -- he is a lame duck. He is unable to rein in Talibanization in Pakistan or guide the country toward a more democratic future. Since March 9, when Musharraf suspended the chief justice of the Supreme Court, Iftikhar Mohammed Chaudhry, public protests have escalated every day -- as has a violent crackdown by the police and intelligence agencies on the media and the nation's legal fraternity. The legal convolutions about Chaudhry's dismissal boil down to one simple fact: He was not considered sufficiently reliable to deliver pleasing legal judgments in a year when Musharraf is seeking to extend his presidency by five more years, remain as army chief and hold what would undoubtedly be rigged general elections. Musharraf's desire to replace Chaudhry with a more pliable judge has badly backfired. After just 10 days of prot
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President Bush's Resignation Speech
President Bush's Resignation Speech Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before all y’all get all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the
Pressing The Right Button.
I have just been looking at alternative accommodation and most new residencies have hot and cold running water but the only problem is they never tell you which tap is which. And then there are all the light switches. Huh if you ever gets to India then you will know all about light switches. They breed them out there and stick them all on one wall, never label them, never put them in any particular order of logic and so you spend about five minutes each time figuring out which is the light, the fan, the air conditioning, the side light the head light and so on and not forgetting the one in the hallway. Yes, only the best hotel with an internal hallway and kitchen which we always had to buy a washing up bowl, for obvious reasons and a drainer for the draining board. Then there was the toilet brush. Yes, honestly, it is a fetish, no that is not the right word, er, no it won't come anyway what I mean is some things you just cannot leave to the room boy. If you have never been to In
A man walks up to his dresser and puts his money in his pocket. He picks up his cigarettes, his lighter, and puts them in his pocket as well. Checking the mirror one last time, he steps out the door and starts his walk down the street. It's his day off, and he thought he might go down to the park and see if there isn't a pickup volleyball game or something. The weather is nice on this Wednesday afternoon. Less than 100 paces from his house, he is approached by another man, "Excuse me, could you tell about the keys in your pocket?" "What keys?" "It's Wednesday morning, so you must be off to work, and statistics show that everyone in this city owns a car, so you must be headed to work, therefore driving, and so you have keys in your pocket." "It's my day off today." "Nobody has a day off on a Wednesday." "I do. Also, no keys in my pocket, but yes I own a car." "Turn out your pockets then. Prove it." "I can't. They're sewn in." "You just don't want me to see the keys. Why
The President & The Queen
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering farts ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you me
Presidental Candidates Debate Cancer Funding
Dear Daniel, I am no longer content to let the cancer question go unanswered. That is why the Lance Armstrong Foundation is hosting the first-ever LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum to make sure our next President knows that Americans across the country expect cancer to be a national priority. In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, on August 27 and 28, we will ask Democratic and Republican presidential candidates to go on the record with their plans to fight cancer. As a member of the LIVESTRONG Army—and a leader in the fight against cancer—I need you to be part of the LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum, demanding answers to the cancer question. Here’s how you can get involved: 1. Get your tickets. The LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum is open to the public, and tickets are free. Quantities are limited and will be distributed on a first-come, first-serve basis. 2. Submit your questions. Lance Armstrong and MSNBC Hardball host Chris Matthews will ask candidates question
Preseason Week One...
You can count on ya girl to keep you updated with scores.... THURSDAY 8.9.07 Cincinnati- 26 Detroit- 27 Indianapolis- 10 Dallas- 23 FRIDAY 8.10.07 Atlanta- 16 NY- 31 NE- 10 Tampa Bay- 13 St. Louis- 13 Minnesota- 10 Buffalo- 13 New Orleans- 10 SATURDAY 8.11.07 Jacksonville- 17 Miami- 18 Kansas City- 12 Cleveland- 16 Green Bay-13 Pittsburgh- 9 Carolina- 24 NY Giants- 21 Chicago- 20 Houston- 19 Washington- 14 Tennessee- 6 Arizona- 23 Oakland- 27 SUNDAY 8.12.07 Seattle - 24 San Diego- 16 MONDAY 8.13.07 Philadelphia- 3 Baltimore- 29 Denver- 17 San Fransisco - 13
Preseason Week 2
Thursday 8.16.07 Miami- 11 Kansas City- 10 Friday 8.17.07 Atlanta- 13 Buffalo- 10 Carolina- 10 Philadelphia- 27 Tennessee- 27 NE- 24 Minnesota- 37 NY Jets- 20 Saturday 8.18.07 4PM Houston @ Arizona 7 PM Detroit @ Cleveland 7:30PM New Orleans @ Cincinnati Tampa Bay @ Jacksonville 8PM Seattle @ Green Bay Pittsburgh @ Washington Denver @ Dallas San Diego @ St. Louis Sunday 8.19.07 8PM NY Giants @ Baltimore Monday 8.20.07 8PM Chicago @ Indianapolis
Pre Season Game 2 Cowboys Vs Broncos
Game Preview: Denver at Dallas Broncos (1-0) vs. Cowboys (1-0), August 18, 7:00PM CT, CBS 11 Pre-Season Week 2 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos, both 1-0 on the preseason, will both play their 2nd preseason game of the year when the two teams clash at Texas Stadium this Saturday. It will be the Cowboys final home game until the regular season opener September 9 against the New York Giants. The Broncos will return home to Invesco Field for their final two pre-season games after Saturday night's game against Dallas before opening up their season on the road against the Buffalo Bills September 9. Denver came from behind to beat the San Francisco 49ers 17-13 at Bill Walsh Field at Monster Park. This was the 1st game there since the passing of Hall of Fame and legendary 49ers Head Coach Bill Walsh due to leukemia at the age of 75. The Cowboys stomped on the Indianapolis Colts early and never let up in route to a 23-10 victory at Texas Stadium. On Wednesday and T
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Prescription Drugs
Tonight NBC Nightly News did a story on prescription drugs and how their illegal use is becoming a growing problem. Well during that same newscast I saw at least 3 ads for guess what, prescription drugs! Its rather interesting that the number of prescription drug ads has been accompanied by an increase in prescription drug abuse. Coincidence? I doubt it, but thats just me. All of this is happening while we continue to fight the war on drugs. Why should we continue to waste money and manpower keeping illegal drugs out when we can't even properly control LEGAL drugs? Its like the FDA approving things as safe and then turning around and recalling them due to harmful side-effects....oh wait thats actually happening too.
President George W. Bush, Hu's On First?
The Present
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, and where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of ev
my kid is starting preschool next week and i am so nervous about it. I wonder how she will do in it, will she make friends, will she do good in school. It seems like yesterday when i held her in my arms as a baby and now she is going to school. she is growing up so fast. i just know i am gonna cry her first day.
Press Release On Suzanne Gorman Ny Rocks Tv
Suzanne Gorman will be singing her 9-11 song "We'll Remember" on New York Rocks TV - A Tribute To 9-11 WE'LL REMEMBER This song was originally written as a tribute with lyrics expressing the American heart as every American witnessed the devastation on 9-11 at our front door. It follows our soldiers into battle to help us all see what we need to remember. It is in the quiet times, after the battles, when the world is not under siege, when we've lost those who fought in the darkness of war and when the emptiness settles in, "We'll Remember". We honor those who wear their metals on their chests, no matter what uniform they wear; from Ground O to Baghdad they taught us the meaning of a hero. We then need to take the time to reflect in a song. A song brings the spirit of our souls together to show how powerful and emotional the words can be. We can not forget what these people have done for us. This song speaks in words to share with the world that we care, and we
A Pre School Test
I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders, now it's the preschoolers turn!!?? A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right? Can't make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don't know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer. 'The bus is traveling to the left.' When asked, 'Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?' They answered: 'Because you can't see the door to get on the bus.' How do you feel now ??? I know, me too.
9/11: Press For Truth
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President Mahmoud Ahmadineja
Sharing emails: ----- Original Message ----- From: Craig A new Student of the Stars... This window has been pretty quiet, so far. One thing that really catches my eye "Right as the Moon goes into Pisces" President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from Iran began speaking at a US university. While the Moons transit was still fresh from Aquarius (I Know, Future) and Pisces (middle east, oil, deceit) was talking at a US University. I really have to see this as a good sign, during a Waxing Moon during Aquarius to Pisces transit. I believe he is speaking his truth, and desiring friendship (Aquarius) under the protection of his native moon (Pisces). Although, one should be very watchful as his words are spoken under the Moon in Pisces. Happening so close to Aquarius's energy, and seeing how he didn't blow himself up, I want to trust him. NEXT DRAGON WINDOW SEPTEMBER +23rd (+)Weird news/Surprises/Explosions/Shocking/Humanitarianism/news/ Iranian leader 'petty, cruel dictator,' scho
Presidants Bathroom
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!" Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill.... "I found out who peed in your saxophone."
Presidential Rap
so our oldest son will start preschool on thurday of this week. yeah he started late but we are finally settled into the town here so he had to be a little late. Its so crazy that he is starting school he grew up way too fast. Im excited for him because he has been wanting to go to school forever. I hope he likes it!!
Preservation Of Molly Ringwald???
Press Conference At 10 A.m. On Browns' Arresta
Press Conference At 10 a.m. On Browns' ArrestA press conference will be held at 10 a.m. regarding the arrest of Ed and Elaine Brown, convicted tax evaders who had been holed up on the Plainfield home. The press conference will be streamed live on MORE DETAILS: />
Press Send....
Thinking about you every 5 minutes Not wanting to call you to much I dial your number I do not press send. Needing communication Missing you dearly I type a text I do not press send. Logging into my messenger I want to voice my feelings 10 keystrokes later I do not press send. My email account open A message I've wrote 1000 characters I finally press send. I've told him how I feel What happens now I guess I'll wait Please press send.
2008 Presidential Election
This is pretty interesting ... give it a try. The following is an interesting exercise. You answer a few questions then click the 'find your candidate button' and the program selects the candidate who's position on the issues is most like your own... You may be surprised at what you find... I was.... follow the link below....
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President In 2008
Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President . One choice is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! Maxine on 'Driver Safety' 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'....... Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.' Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.' Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and
Preston & Steve's Philly's Hottest Under Boob!!
I'm currently in the running for the Philly's Hottest Underboob:) so please do sign up to be a VIP which cost nothing and vote for your girl Tara Lynn!!! link for my pics: Philly's Hottest Underboob pics home pg: Wmmr Home pg thank you xoxoxoxoxox
Pres. Regan And Aliens
Soon after his election as U.S. President, Ronald Reagan demonstrated an apparent "rigid" belief of the nature of an Extraterrestrial (ET) threat, and laced many of his public statements referring to the ET presence and its threat to humanity. According to Dixon Davis, one of the two CIA agents appointed to brief Reagan when he was President-elect: "The problem with Ronald Reagan was that all his ideas were all fixed. He thought that he knew about everything -- he was an old dog." Reagan’s anti-communist rhetoric and massive build-up of military forces was a cover for Reagan’s true desire to militarily confront ET races. His first major public comment on an ET threat occurred at a 1985 US-Soviet Summit meeting with Mikhail Gorbachev at Geneva when he said: "I couldn’t help but - when you stop to think that we’re all God’s children, wherever we live in the world, I couldn’t help but say to him (Gorbachev) just how easy his task and mine might be if suddenly there was a threat to this wo
Pre Show Jitters
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
The Presidents Car
Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV's in a Presidential or VIP motorcade are ?? You know the ones with blackened windows that no one gets in or out of ...... Wonder no more .. They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini guns... They fire over 4,000 rounds per. minute ... The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing .. See attached video from the company that makes this happen .. vehicle is also armor plate watch the video
Alright. The more I think about this, the more annoyed I'm getting. Ok, I'm seriously annoyed with this whole fucked up country. Don't tell me to scuk it up and move... because if I could, my ass would be in germany in, um, however many hours it takes to fly there... adding in the TEN FUCKING HOURS to get through the airport... Why search me?!?!? DO I LOOK LIKE I"M FROM SAUDI ARABIA?!?!? NNOOOO... Ok, sorry, had a moment... So, anyways. As much as I love the idea of just shooting and killing people for no real reason other than the justification "for my country...."... This whole war thing pisses me off more and more each day. Well, maybe not the war, the gay ass justification for it. I mean, dude, when we talk about terrorism, having a war on terrorism... why not go after just more than... um, IRAQ??? There are some terrorists in our own fucking country. Lets declare war on the USA. Look at what we're doing to ourselves. We're lowering every standard we have to allow IDIOTS to grad
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Presenting.... Mary
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Presidential Material
presidential material On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors." "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" asked Bill. You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?" Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me." "Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now." Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very
Presents For Me?
I need presents :)
This is just for fun........Me and a buddy of mine are haveing a competiion for the most gifts under the tree.....if you feel like it leave me one......Doesnt give me any points just fun for me!! Thanks lol
Yesterday when I got home from work there was a package sitting on the table it had came fedex.. I asked whats this? They said we don't know its for you..... as I started opening it I knew WHO it was from.. she's a sweet heart and always makes me smile. She had asked me for my address .. I told her not to.. but you can't tell her NO! LOL Sooooooooo sweet isn't she :D
HEY I have a Christmas tree.... and no one puts anything under it... ?? *Tear* :(
Look at me. Look. Say nothing. One not, anything. There are no words, you see more than an other would see. In fact, even if I am naked and at cleanest. My nakedness would tell nothing. My bare skin not over me more than a shirt your bare, I. If I sat naked in the window, the people would go past, they would look. They would not know even a second about my soul. Whenever you look at me, you see from others to me. I am in me. When you see me naked from which my wordlessness tastes from countries. My nakedness winds your hands of the flowing energy around him. It is quite good in it. There only. Outside the rain urges on the pitch of asphalt. Nothing disturbs me. If I would be wordless.
I know u all have been waiting all year to give me something....wait that totally sounds dirty haha anyway i thought this was cute so if your cheap and dont wanna give me a real gift then add one here haha im such a brat im jk to everybody who doesnt already know me Happy Holidays and LUV ALL MY FRIENDS! gift or no gift you guyz have been awesome...even the naughty ones hehe LUVZ YA, ~SinD
Ok so I have one of those Christmas Trees on my page, but I don't have any presents yet! Please leave me something and if you have one let me know so that I can come and leave you something as well! Thanks!
Presidential Voting
What is the point of voting? No matter how we vote, the electoral college is the true decider of whom takes the reigns. An outdated idea that was used to carry the supposed voice of the people when we had, not , the technology to voice our own thoughts. Now we do, and we still have the electoral college. We say one thing, then the college say something, if it is different from what we say oh well, the collages votes determine the succession. The popular vote means shit. i.e.: "...the Presidential Election of 2000 when Democratic candidate Al Gore won the plurality of the national vote, but failed to win the majority of the Electoral College."(per Wikipedia)
The Presidents Of The Usa Before Washington
From a BBC article at What? But George Washington was America's first president. Everyone knows that. He was the leader of the American Revolution, the 'first citizen', the father of his country. He was the Virginian on top. Well, no. Based on how certain titles and job descriptions are interpreted, many historians consider the original George-Dubya to be a middle president, leaving to the bookshelf presidents as Peyton Randolph or John Hanson (see below) and whoever the US president is when you're reading this. "1" Washington may have been, according to who you ask, the eighth or fifteenth President. He wasn't even the first Virginian President of the US. The questioning of such a basic 'fact' in American history does require some explanation. The government under which America lives is based on its Constitution. However, this wasn't always the case. First, the same government which declared the United States to be a free and ind
Presidental Bc Petition
America's next president could save lives—but only if you ask. By taking a moment to sign the I Vote for the Cure (TM) petition, which outlines three critical goals in the fight to end breast cancer, you can let our next leader know that you expect him or her to make breast cancer a national priority—in their platforms and for our country. One in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. Women are dying every day, and common-sense policies could ensure every woman in America – regardless of her income – has access to life-saving early detection. Take this easy step to make sure our next president hears from as many Americans as possible: we want a plan to end breast cancer forever! Please go and sign this petition to help fight breast cancer in ALL women.
Presidential Election
Ok guys and gals I have given this a lot of deep long thought and after careful and serious consideration I have decided not to vote for a president come November. My reasons may seen to most of you a little self centered and foolish but to be as honest as I can here it is. NONE of the canidates can be trusted to run our government. The are all making empty promises which they know they cannot keep or that they have NO intention to keep. I believe what we need is a president who will not make these empty promises in fact the only promise he should make is one simple promise to do what he can to effect changes. STOP with all these "If I am elected I promise to give BLAH BLAH BLAH", what they really is saying is that you as americans vote for me so I can screw this country up more than it already is. Now come on people who honestly believes a political canidate when they make all these promises. We all need to seriously sit done and consider what these people are saying and then turn aro
Prespectives Of Dogs And Cats
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
Presents Would Be Nice!
Oh and hey... nothing to be happy or proud of but its a mile marker none the less, as I did end the month with over 50 times of passing out with the most recent being in the hallway of the Emergency room with way too many people trying to pick me up without asking, and putting me in a wheel chair like a true handicap girl, I think I deserve a present of some sort and no, not a helmet as some have so sarcasticly suggested or a wheel chair as one person thought of that will get them bitch slapped if they reccomend it again... but something fun and pretty. Something unique but shows I'm heard, seen and understood... despite my dreadful run on sentances due to great big Shots of morphine in a long sip of IV saline! I think Not Breaking my skull 50 times deserves a good present! Knowledge is power so something pretty would be nice or a gift certificate to my favorite online, which is... , that and or dinner at Olive Garden with some good friends or
Presidental Elections And The Internet...
I was just thinking about something that intrigued me. How much has the popularity of the Internet changed the election process over the years? At age 32, I've only experienced six presidents in my time on this Earth: Ford, Carter, Regan, Bush Sr., Clinton, and Bush Jr. I've taken some time to analyze the elections of each of these presidents. When I was born in 1975, global media and the near-instant broadcast of information had been well-established (television media is often mentioned as a major reason Kennedy was elected in the 1960s). Ford became president after Nixon's impeachment, and global media was already a key element in the election process. I'm really going to start with the first president I remember, however: Ronald Regan (I was too young to remember either Ford or Carter, and thus cannot speak with any authority on their campaigns). 1980: Ronald Regan was formerly an actor, so naturally had great screen presence and public speaking abilities. He spoke
Presidential Poppycock Part 1
Today is Fat Tuesday. So while Nawlins and other communities party up and get their debauchery on before Lent, it’s also Super Tuesday (Tuesday, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!) This is when voters go to the polls and pretend to be directly involved in the marathon democratic process of electing our next president/commander-in-chief/emperor. Some of you know I’m rather disappointed one key candidate dropped out because of poor primary showings. Democratic New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson probably had the best qualifications on paper. And Hispanic (mi raza) to boot. Alas, he didn’t make it far. He had neither the name recognition nor the fortune of living and serving a more populous state that today’s geography-strapped kids can easily identify on a map (“New Mexico? Is that under or next to Old Mexico?”) Retired General Wes Clark, meanwhile, may have been a Republican in a past life, but has proven his Democratic late bloomer credentials, starting a website and political action committee
The Present Creates The Past
I felt this was worth passing on! The Present Creates the Past There is but one moment in time and that moment is now. No other time exists. The past and future are only ideas… illusions. Our power to create, to inspire, to build, to grow, to love, to change, and to live comes from this one point in time; this now moment. Given this, we can come to the realization that it is not the past that creates the present but the present that creates the past. The experiences all of us have had in the days, weeks, months, years, and decades past have caused us to make certain decisions. If those decisions were strongly impressed upon us, we chose to continue to make them over and over and over again. These choices became habitual and now we make them without even thinking and we say, “Well, that’s just how I am. I can’t help it.” Due to this perspective, we make the assumption that our pas t experiences have created us to be the people we are now. In truth, however, we are always cr
Presidential Primaries
Well, time to rant and vent frustration. These primaries suck...Pennsylvania hasn't even had theirs yet and what do we have left? Huckabee, McCain, Clinton and Obama...fuckin' great!!! Thanks a lot all you blue states! Primaries need to be held all on the same shenanigans, no suppressed votes, no backroom deals between the candidates (West Virginia is fine example). You just vote for who you think will do us the matter if Dem or Rep. I dislike all these leftovers. Hillary is such a fake (hired a drama guy from Yale the other day, so that tells me all her crying is as phony as a 3-dollar bill) and if you think government healthcare for everyone is great, god bless ya. Too many lazy people who expect the gov't to do everything for them and maybe wipe their ass too if they could. The private sector gets things accomplished way faster and more efficient than the damn gov't. Obama wants to sit down with our enemy countries, what a joke. McCain supports a war that could of
Prescott Bush Interview : Hear A Traitor Speak! - 1 Of 2
Prescott Bush Interview : Hear a traitor speak! - 1 of 2
Prescott Bush Interview : Hear A Traitor Speak! - 2 Of 2
Prescott Bush Interview : Hear a traitor speak! - 2 of 2
Prescott Bush Was A Nazi Banker Guilty Of Treason
Prescott Bush Was A Nazi Banker Guilty of Treason
Prescription Change
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?" The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
Presidential Acceptance Speech
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? " My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Presidential Speach Id Like To Hear
Subject: I would welcome this Presidential Speech WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? 'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. ! Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing! copies of both lists later this even
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President Bush Pardon's Himself Against Potential Warcrimes
President Bush Passes a Bill giving himself and... (more) Added: January 18, 2008 President Bush Passes a Bill giving himself and his whitehouse retroactive immunity for possible war crimes! Don't you wish we could all do that? NO WAY I WOULD BE A CRIMINAL! AMERICA WAKE UP and FIGHT BACK!! against the NEW WORLD ORDER!
Pressure 1
I am just an image, someones's ideal. Yet I am not property, not something to steal. You cannot force me or make me to stay. The day that you try, I WILL GO AWAY! - FA
9/11: Press For Truth
frankly I personally get so tired of hearing about the race card and the sex card. The yeear is 2008 not 1950 or 1960 people.We have black mayors,senators,govenors,elected sherriffs,chiefs of police and so on and on. It's time too evolve people and learn that the skin color shouldn't dictate who should be president. Seems like people are afarid that a women can get the job done, that a black man can get the job done. guess what YOUR SEX AND SKIN COLOR DOSEN'T REGULATE YOUR DECISION SKILLS OR MATURITY,THERE ARE OFFICERS OF every race,gender in the military who make good and shitty calls If this is an actual land of equal oppertunity stop looking at race and look at what they can actually do in office. Frankly I don't really care a politician is a polictian, they will always say whatever too get thatvote. just rem that.
Presidential Candidates
With new presidential elections in a few months I felt that the public should know some things about the candidates. For now I'll start with Barak Obama (as hes the onlyone I have sound information on at this time and I will update this blog as more information on the candidates is dicovered. Obama (for any of you that have watched the democratic primaries) has tried to make himself look like he has the American peoples best interest at heart, I however have to question where Obamas loyalties actualy lie for the folowing reasons and facts that he convieniently leaves out of his campagn speeches 1. Obama is friends with known terrorists (which in my opinion raises the question if he dosnt actualy support he actions of Iraq and Alkida.) 2. Obama has gotten much of his money for his campeign from a convicted money launderer 3. Obama admitts at a younger age to have used both marajawana and cocain. (after the scandals and mess that Bill Clinton got us into do we realy need another s
Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist she needed some > cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > Sarah explained she needed it to poison her husband. > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't > give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose > my license; they'll throw us in jail...bad things will happen! Absolutely > not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in > bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture > and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Presidential Election
ok im usually one not to pipe up when it comes to politics but this up coming election is just too dayum important not for you to vote!! we have hillary clinton,, barack obama and john mc cain running this year for president and i for one just cant handle more of ole w's policies for another 4 yrs .. i also shudder at the thought of bill lurking the halls of the white house again.. dont get me wrong he did great things for this country if hillary wasnt married to him i would vote for her in a new york minute!! so im working for Obama and noooooo NOT BECAUSE HES BLACK!! so lets dismiss that thought.. i feel we really need someone with vision and willingness who will finally tell us the truth and not lie and expect us to willingly believe it like lemmings!! because he thinks we cant handle it!! so who are you planning to vote for?? Hillary if she wins the nomination which doesnt look likely at all. Barack.. or McCain A. Hillary Clinton(if she wins) B.Barack Obama C.John Mccain
Presidential Politics
No doubt a sore spot for me is the toleration, and patience that I must endure, rather rely on to calmly attend to the shallow, and groundless, yet oh so popular, destruction, and charachter defamation that our current US President, has had to endure. I myself, do not seek to be unpopular in this sentiment, however, I would rather be honest, and seek truth, than to be popular by any means. I still find it odd that most people dislike President Bush. There is very little, that when asked about, these people seem to actually know. I did a case study on this with several entirely unrelated subjects from completely different backrounds, and parts of the country. All of them self professed Bush haters. With a simple Socratic dialectical method, and completely unprepared questions, it was a matter of seconds that I was able to really punch large holes into their deeply defended ideas. Most are reluctant to let go of the positions that either accomodate them personally
President Barack Obama.
In response to your question: What will make Barack Obama an outstanding President? He's an outstanding person. He's genuine, unlike his opponents. He's somebody you know you can count on to listen to the people and their needs instead of ignoring them. He's a very likeable person. He gets along with nearly everybody he meets. He wants to make changes that would benefit not just our country, but the world. Global warming NEEDS to be addressed and he KNOWS it. He also wants to focus on providing equal health care for every LEGAL U.S. citizen. His primary focus is on our country, as it SHOULD be. He isn't a man of greed. He doesn't invade other countries for the sheer enjoyment of an inflating wallet. He wants to better our education system. He wants to fix the economy as it SHOULD have been fixed by now. He KNOWS what it's like to struggle and not have everything handed to you, like many of us do. He's somebody we can all relate to. He's somebody we can count on to lead this country to
A Black Columnist on Obama .... I believe that Body: A Black Columnist on Obama Ken Blackwell - Columnist for the New York Sun It's an amazing time to be alive in America. We're in a year of firsts in this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first front-running freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first. We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no longer talk about skin color or gender. Now that Barack Obama steps to the front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and start talking about his policies and his politics. The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and its time America takes a closer and deeper look
President Bush
I know it’s hard to be stuck in this trap called ‘WAR’ With nothing to show besides dead bodies and souls, Just ask that asshole George Bush he knows! It's our people that are dying but it's his WAR so let him fight the fight...
Presensce Tense
It makes me wonder when i stare into these eyes where will the world be when i die where will i be in this hell on earth will i have lived or still bear this curse this curse that instills unhappy happenings sometimes i feel like the whole worlds stabbing me incriminating evidence, intimidating presences searing through my elements, everytime i fell again noone there to pick me up, lonely lies and sins suffer every burn and cut, as the storm begins to roll in as the rain pours down i just sit and soak drowning in my pity on my own words i choke i know ill never understand how this crazy world works but i can only imagine how much more i can endure and the weight of the world, of something so cold or the painful reminiscing of someone to hold i remember the past and see what i had it went by so fast and now i am left sad what will they say as im lying in my bed the deadly premonitions of letters never read what will they do when they realize what ive spoken the pred
Presidential Race
Ok I see a lot of support for Obamma but I just cant understand how thinking women and men could possibly consider him a serious candidate yea he has the Socialised Medicine platform but folks how do you think thats going to be paid for ....more taxes...look at Canada and england they Socialised Medicine and now you have a 3 to 6 month wait to see a doctor,and forget a dentist,Obamma's "friends" are radical racists who feel that white people are subhuman check on the quotes of Louis Farracon who claims Obamma as family wake up folks this man is dangerous and will destroy our country in short order if given the chance
I look within and find a presence. What has been quiet solitude is now the beating of drums. Self absorption is now self-awareness. The towering strength of my masculinity is calmed by gentleness and compassion. Singularity has given away to thoughts of duality. The cool placidity of my soul burns with the forge`s fire. Measured words become a flood of literal emotions. In this rests a commonality. HER
The Present Moment
There was once a king who decided that if he knew who the most important people to be with were, and what the most important thing to do was, and when the best time to do each thing was, that he would certainly be the finest king ever to rule the land. Although he had asked his advisers, none had been able to give him a good answer to these questions. At last he decided to ask the advice of a wise hermit. The king dressed in the clothes of a commoner and set out for the forest. When he neared the hermit's hut, he ordered his knights to stay back at a distance, and he rode the last section of trail alone. The king found the hermit digging in his garden. The old man greeted him but continued digging. The king told the hermit that he had come to find answers to his three questions. The hermit listened but gave no answer and continued working. The king observed that the hermit was frail and elderly and that the work was very difficult for him. The king offered to take over the di
'pressure' Killed Anthrax Suspect
'Pressure' killed anthrax suspect The death of a US scientist suspected of anthrax attacks in 2001 was a result of "relentless accusation and innuendo", his lawyer has said. A US medical examiner confirmed that Dr Bruce Ivins, 62, killed himself after being told he was about to be charged. His lawyer said his client's innocence would have been proved in court. Officials declined to give details of the probe but sources said prosecutors were to seek the death penalty over the attacks that claimed five lives. The anthrax, which was posted to media offices and politicians shortly after the 11 September attacks in 2001, made another 17 people sick. The sole deadly biological attack on US soil severely rattled a public already nervous of further terrorist action. 'Untimely death' Dr Ivins worked for the US Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases (USAMRIID) in Fort Detrick, Maryland, and was actively involved in the investigation to find the perp
Press Release
Prominent Gamer-Girls Break Ranks & Announce New Co-Ed Gaming Clan: DSO (Delta Special Ops) "Almost an entire division breaks from a top female gaming clan to go their own way and maintain the ideals they hold dear. This release details their choice and where it's going from there." For_Immediate_Release: United States of America (Press Release) May 17, 2008 -- 5-15-08 ORLANDO, FL: When the group leaders of the largest and arguably most successful Division of the popular Girl-Gaming Clan "PMS" decided to leave the clan and form their own group of like-minded gamers, few knew it would develop into what it has. Virtually the entire Delta Division of PMS chose to leave with their long-standing division leaders. The exodus inspired the name of the new clan: Delta Special Ops (DSO). Although currently the clan is comprised of mostly female members, the founders have elected that DSO be a co-ed gaming clan and the male participant numbers are steadily rising. What sets the DSO ap
You Live in the Present You take things one day at a time. And it turns out, that's a pretty great way to live. You aren't consumed by the past, and you're aren't obsessed with the future. You live in the now, and you enjoy each moment. While most people don't live in the present enough, make sure you don't live in it too much. It would be a mistake to forget your past or neglect to plan for the future. Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?
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2008 Presidential Candidate Comparison
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE COMPARISON Forwarded to me by a friend. . . ISSUES JOHN McCAIN BARAK OBAMA Favors new drilling offshore US Mccain: Yes Obama: No Will appoint judges who interpret the law not make it McCain: Yes Obama: No Served in the US Armed Forces McCain: Yes Obama: No Amount of time served in the US Senate McCain: 22 YEARS Obama: 173 DAYS Will institute a socialized national health care plan McCain: No Obama: Yes Supports abortion throughout the pregnancy McCain: No Obama: Yes Would pull troops out of Iraq immediately McCain: No Obama: Yes Supports gun ownership rights McCain: Yes Obama: No Supports homosexual marriage McCain: No Obama: Yes Proposed programs will mean a huge tax increase McCain: No Obama: Yes Voted against making English the official language McCain: No Obama: Yes Voted to give Social Security benefits to illegals M
I was watching the news the other day. I was amazed at what I saw. What are these people thinking. There was a reason that Hilary Clinton did not finish her run for the white house. I saw that McCain had chosen a female for his vice president running mate. Can You Say STUPID... He just gave OBAMA the election... MY OPINION..
2008 Presidential Election
I've been interested in Presidential politics since the 1980 election when I was just a middle school aged kid, and two things I have learned and accepted as fact over the years is that #1 The vice presidential nominee has no influence over which way the election goes, and #2 A sitting Senator has no chance to win the election. Now this year, it seems those things I have accepted as inevitable fact have been turned upside down. Regarding Senators, maybe this has something to do with the fact that no matter how unpopular a President is, Congress always seems to have a lower rating, and amongst lawmakers, the power of Senators to block legislation and act with impugnity makes them seem like little wanna-be Monarchs demanding obedience from their serfs, which leaves most people with a bad taste. Let's face it, Senators are the ultimate "Washington Insiders". But this year, you have a case where the top 3 finishers (McCain, Obama, and Clinton) were ALL sitting Senators. If I am at al
9-14-1901: President Mckinley Dies From Assassination
Today in history, September 14, 1901, the President of the United States died after being shot during the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo New York by a gunman. President William McKinley died after a Polish-American anarchist named Leon Czolgosz shot him at point blank range with a .32 revolver 8 days previous. Doctors had worked on McKinley but failed to find the bullet and gangrene set in and spread throughout his body. The Republican President McKinley was known as a protector of big business and was a proponent of tariffs used against foreign competition during the Industrial Age. His foreign policy included intervening in Cuba’s struggle for independence and autonomy from Spanish colonial rule. The United States defeated Spain during the Spanish-American war, and the U.S. annexed and acquired Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam making America a colonial power for the first time. When the Boxer Rebellion kicked up in China, McKinley sent thousands of U.S. troops t
These are what I ended up getting my mum ; They're Swarovski crystal, 22 carat gold plated. What do you guys think? Even though it's too late now, lol
What's your connection? The inside was taken. Stolen. Syphoned. Hallowed hollow. Left to dry in the sun. What's your connection? Did you remember to feel? Did you remember to feel, did you remember to feel did you remember to feel did you remembertofeeldidyouremembertofeeldid you remember It's all here, what was there. Locked, hidden and forgotten. The you that I used to be. The I, I pretended to be. There's nobody left. Square One. Not living, being. Not doing, existing. Not having. Not wanting. Not cindered. Not drowned. Not buried. Empty. In your true nature. Principles of the laws of attraction- The void cometh. Not with a torrent. Not engulfing, assaulting, devouring It fills. The empty is. The white eternity of I. Unfeeling, unmoved, infinite only in unused potential. My hell, my nature, my element. In this I am pure. In this I am. The prison isn't in your heart. The prison isn't from your mind. No if, then no
who would you rather drive home Obama or Mccain who would be funnier shit faced
The Pressure Is On
Chicken man, has the master plan To drop the chicken in the pan Breading and marinade Getting it cooked in record time and you have it made Why is their pressure?, why is their the stress? When people order high amounts demanding in little time, insane to confess How do I know? my workplace is a restaurant Not the best career to wish or want Back to this chicken man Who is like superman To throw the chicken in the fryer Every second the temperature feels higher Hear the greese, the heat makes you sweat It burns believe me, the memories still have not went away yet The time it takes to cook this feast 13 minutes at the very least Have to wear a pair of gloves and a plastic apron The chicken comes out of the cooler, raw far from done Blood and guts, the appearance can drive ya nuts The thought alone scares the one's with paper cuts 32 pieces is two bags and considered one run Quite popular to be sold early for big events that have not begun Supply and dema
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President Elect Barack Obama
It feels so good to hear those words, President Elect Barack Obama. I am beside myself with relief and joy. We finally have a president who cares not of his own agendas, but of the American people. Who cares about the working class people who struggle to keep a roof under out heads. Who cares about real change and believes that this country can overcome anything. And of course, history has been made. We have our very first black President. AAnd not only that, but I have hope that he will be a great President. He will restore the faith in this country and help to pull us out of the downward spiral that Bush put us in. All I ask of President Obama is that he remember those of us who elected him. He remember not only the wealthy, but the poor who despite our financial troubles, contributed to his campaign. That he always remember us when he is in the White House. And that he be the President we all hope he will be. For the first time in 8 long years, I am proud to be an American. I a
President Obama
Obama: Hello, Chicago. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference. It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and always will be, the United States of America. It's the answer that led those who've bee
President Elect Barack Obama
No matter if you were for against Barack Obama I urge everyone to read this with an open mind before you discard the statements and opinions that I will be making here. The one thing that really upsets me is narrow minded people and people that are prejudice and racist. I t is time for all Americans to unite and bring our country back to the United States of America like it should be. United means we all come together and fight for our country, fight for our freedom, fight for our respect and most important fight for our unity. Everyone is looking at President Elect Barack Obama as the first African American president. To some people that’s all they can see. They cant see the fact that he was brought up in a low to medium income family and pursued the interest that he had inside to get to where he is today. I doesn’t matter what color a mans skin is or where he is from or whatever his religion is. What matters is he will be our leader and co
Sometimes in life the best gifts dont need any wrapping paper,pretty bows or anything fancy. Instead all they need is to be loved and cherished and know that no matter what that their the best present anyone could ever recieve.
Presents Present Presents
My oldest son will be 16 on Tuesday...bad enough, but I also don't know what to get him for Christmas. My 11 year old is easy, but I'm stuck on the oldest! Halp!
Pressure 4-5... Ahh, Those Were The Days...
Check out Pressure 4-5's video for "Beat The World" here (linked cause Universal Music Group sucks balls) I just dug out my copy of Pressure 4-5 - "Burning The Process", and am falling in love with it all over again. Heavy, melodic, and the bassist plays a fretless half the time, which is pretty uncommon in rock. This shit is bringing me back to how I felt years ago, playing in a band in Redding, discovering new music, feeling the raw energy of bands like Pressure 4-5, Mad At Gravity, Floater, Dredg (before they got all lame and radio-y), 40 Below Summer, DFiVE9 (who need to come down to sac, hint hint motherfuckers!! :D ), and the countless Sacramento bands who served as my role models, being the closest "scene" to Redding. Flicker, KeepingEllis from San Jose, Misanthrope, Absent Me, Wurkt, Dead on Planet Earth, Brand X Savior, Beat Officers, Luxt, Red Top Road, Long Drive Home, Shortie... Back when I KNEW that music, playing in bands, would be my life. When I lived and br
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Presidential Inaugural Speech
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President Obama’s Inaugural Address
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 12:25pm BY Amy Hamblin President Obama’s Inaugural Address Placing his hand on the Bible once used by Lincoln, Barack Obama took the Oath of Office at 12:05 p.m. on the steps of the U.S. Capitol. Immediately following, he delivered his Inaugural Address to a sea of flag-waving Americans, which stretched down the National Mall to the Lincoln Memorial and beyond. The full text of his address is below. My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments,
Presidents Inaugural Address
Inaugural Address By President Barack Hussein Obama My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you've bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation -- (applause) -- as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often, the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because we, the people, have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears and true to our founding documents. So it has been; so it must be with this generation of Americans. That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Ou
Which ever President you like in our history,please fly our American flag today.
Prescription Worries
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
Present Your Id Please
We'll today I went in to buy some smokes. yA YA i know I need to quit. My kids ( 14yr, 13yr,5yr) sat in the truck which I parked right infront of the door. I walked in and no one was in there and I got carded. I gave the lady my drivers license she read my birthdate out loud then looked over to the other lady ( who I knew) and she noded. The one lady had a funny look on her face like she couldn't believe my age. I got back in the truck and was thinking wtf. My kids started laughing and telling me the lady who looked at my license gave me a funny look like she couldn't believe my age. I looked at my son and said ahh so I guess I don't have any bags under my eyes today lol. He laughed and said nope. It's been a while since I've been carded just kinda shocked me. It did make me feel alittle better though since Im turning 31 in May.
Presents And Gifts
OK.... so this has been popping up more and more. I consider Bling and Gifts as GIFTS. My choice. I give them to whomever I want, whenever I want, because I FEEL like it. Do NOT ask me for Bling as this will annoy me. And DEFFINITELY do not try to GUILT me into buying you bling. It is my money and guilt trips don't work on me. I will try to be nice about it but I will NEVER buy you anything again, and I may never talk to you again. This is a promise. Next time it happens you are blocked. PERIOD. Everyone else, enjoy the presents.... Love Ya!   Bill
The Presence Of The Unseen
When we surrender our active, analytical minds and allow ourselves to take in all that is around us, seen and unseen -- we no longer control the electricity that is in the air around us, we are giving the unseen around us and within us the freedom that we normally take for our own controlling purposes, or simply take for granted. Our surrondings take on a new life, weavings magic and mystery, these things unseen and unknown yet still there -- and perhaps even more influential than things we can see and understand.So often we are taught to control and define, but what if we were to let our surroundings define and present their magical world to us?"We sometimes catch a window A glimpse of what's beyond; Was it just imagination Stringing us along? More things than I've dreamed about, Unseen and unexplained We suspend our disbelief And we are entertained" -- Neil Peart "Mystic Rhythms"Their have been a few moments when I've been under the sway of hallucinogens, and felt the transformationa
Pressing On
"Pressing On" I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Out of mind, out of state. Trying to keep my head on straight. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. There's only one thing left to do. Drop all I have and go with you. Somewhere back there I left my worries all behind. My problems fell out of the back of my mind. We're going and I'm never knowing where we're going. To go back to where I was would just be wrong. I'm pressing on. Pressing on, all my distress is going, going, gone. And I won't sit back, and take this anymore. 'Cause I'm done with that, I've got one foot out the door. And to go back where I was would just be wrong I'm pressing on. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Out of mind, out of state. Trying to keep my head on straight. I think we're going somewhere. We're on to something good here. Adversity, we get around it. Searched for joy, in you I found it. You look down on me, but you don't
prescience \PREE-shuns; PREE-shee-uns; PRESH-uns; PRESH-ee-uns; PREE-see-uns; PRES-ee-uns\, noun:Knowledge of events before they take place; foresight.--prescientadjective
President Pantywaist
Presión En Mi Vida
The air around me suffocates, it mask away my pain. My senses tell me something’s wrong but things appear the same. The sin that sits within me, it tears my soul in two. I look for refuge; but find myself abandoned by YOU! I feel so bitter, so consumed, I can feel the rage! I can’t distinguish love from hate. These tears they dangle from my chin and my emotions feel like stone. Your words they inflict a pain upon my heart. That I can’t sway alone. There was a time you and I; were chasing down our fate. Our first kiss it felt justifiable, each other’s arms a perfect escape.   Now I find myself in tears, alone into the darkest nights.
Prescription Check
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?" The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
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The President Supports Prostitution. It's A Fact.
…well, in case I haven’t done enough lately to piss everyone off , so it seems, here’s another one to add to your list of gripes to go off and run like a kid that had his lunch money stolen to the principal instead of fighting back intelligently… case anyone doesn’t recall, I did not support Obama for President of the United States for a variety of reasons. I do not believe at all that America is heading in the right direction at all, as a matter of fact far, very far from it. No matter what side of the political isle you fall on, what you believe, my friends you should be appalled at what these videos represent and show. What is it you ask? They show what our President supports, who he associates with and leads. It’s the truth that every day he continues to try and distance himself from, but you can only hide the truth for so long my friends. Eventually , for some it takes longer than others, it will catch you can find you. No matter if you are b
The President Supports Prostitution. It's A Fact.
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President Jimmy "peanuts" Carter
Is he losing it or what?
The Pressure
The pressure: 06-04-04 The pressure of life makes it hard to breath. Feeling the pressure around my lungs constricting making it hard to breath. Even with the smallest problems.Hoping someone will come along to help me with my burden and give some advice, but everyone keeps walking past me leaving me to sufficate to death on the floor. As I lay there clutching my chest forcing myself to try and to get air back into my chest but with no success. My eyesight starts to dim and I start to claw at myself cutting deep gouges leaving skin beneath my fingernails just trying to breath. But with no success. As my eyes fade to black I see no angels or light just darkness. Then I learn to embrace the darkness realizing I'm left alone. Still people continue to walk by as my blood spills over the floor. People keep walking without glancing or looking back leaving me to sufficate and bleed to death. Hypyro
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The President And His Call Girls..
 (If this offends anyone, I apologize for it)   The President was looking for a call girl. He found such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.” To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was “$100.” He then asked the red-head.. her reply was:  “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have retiree’s, then it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent!”    
presage\PRES-ij; pri-SEYJ\ , noun; 1.An indication or warning of a future event; an omen. 2.A feeling or intuition of what the future holds. 3.Prophetic significance. 4.[Archaic] A prediction; a prognostication.transitive verb:  1.To indicate or warn of beforehand; to foreshadow. 2.To have a presentiment of. 3.To predict; to foretell.intransitive verb:  1.To make or utter a prediction.
Pres. Obama's New Nuclear Policy A Good Idea?
Pres. Obama's new nuclear policy a good idea? Posted: 05:00 PM ET FROM CNN's Jack Cafferty: Iran continues to thumb its nose at the U.S. - this time by ridiculing President Obama's new nuclear strategy. A landmark nuclear arms treaty between the U.S. and Russia imposes sweeping cuts on deployed Cold War-era nuclear warheads and missiles. Pres. Obama and Russian Pres. Dmitry Medvedev will sign the new pact in Prague tomorrow. In a speech to thousands of Iranians, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said: "Mr. Obama, you are a newcomer to politics. Wait until your sweat dries and get some experience.... American officials bigger than you, more bullying than you, couldn't do a damn thing, let alone you." He was referring to Mr. Obama's new nuclear policy - in which the U.S. pledges to stop developing new nuclear weapons and not to use existing weapons to attack non-nuclear states that follow non-proliferation agreements.
Don't want it.   Can't have it.   Don't need it.   Why?   Deny? Deny? Deny?   Won't feel it.   Can't feel it.   Don't feel it.   Why?   Deny? Deny? Deny?   Can't take it.   Won't take it.   Don't do this.   Why?   Deny? Deny? Deny?  
President Obama's Supreme Court Double Standard
Senator Barack Obama said the following about the Harriet Miers nomination to the Supreme Court according to Greg Sargent in The Plum Line (Washington Post) in 2005: Harriet Miers has had a distinguished career as a lawyer, but since her experience does not include serving as a judge, we have yet to know her views on many of the critical constitutional issues facing our country today. In the coming weeks, we’ll need as much information and forthright testimony from Ms. Miers as possible so that the U.S. Senate can make an educated and informed decision on her nomination to the Supreme Court. To comply with the Obama Standard, the Senate should be provided with information, through testimony and documents, to allow the Senate to properly assess Kagan’s views on “many of the critical constitutional issues facing our country today.” Elena Kagan wrote in 1995 that: When the Senate ceases to engage nominees in a meaningful discussion of legal issues, the con
President Obama's Handling Of Mcchrystal
     President Obama recently accepted 4-star General McChrystal's resignation over the comments he made to Rolling Stone magazine criticizing the administration's handling of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The comments included McChrystal accusing Obama of not being very engaged in the war and being uncomfortable around military men. Many in the media side with the president on this issue, even the pundits on fox news such as Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly.      McChrystal's comments in my opinion show an even bigger underlying problem within the relationship between the administration and the military. McChrystal is seen as a legend within the military and his comments show a level of distrust and contempt for the president within our fighting forces. Is Obama, the commander-in-cheif, not paying attention to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Obviously many in our military feel that way and even more obviously are open to dissing the president and his decisions regarding the wars.
Presidents Voice.
Recently we all heard Mr. Preident state that we are paying no more taxes then before he became President. Okay, I know that I must be a racist if I question anything this President says or does. So, I will lay it out as he put it, not me. #1 Tabacco tax. Is this or is it not more tax than we were paying before he took office? Yes, so he lied. #2. Tanning bed tax. I know that this is suppose to be a tax on White women only, however I do go to a tanning bed on occassion. So, this is another tax that he has implimented. Lie again. I am just tires of hearing I did not raisae your taxes 1 cetn, that is a lie. Not mis speaking. Speaking of Lies. Guantanamo will be closed within 1 year of him being elected. Guess what? It is not closed. Lie again. Do you remember this President saying during his campaign, the health care debate will be held on C-SPAN so the American people can see it all on the t.v. Well, It was done behind closed doors with nothing but poloitical bribery. Another Lie.
Present State Of Life
I tell yah, life can really throw you a curve ball and frankly i'm at the point of being fed up with it all. the fact of having just recently undergone major oral surgery (removing most of all my teeth) which has left me totally feeling out of sorts and only half the person I once was.  Still trying to come to grips with how to consume most foods.  Feeling like a freak every time I see myself in the mirror. Then having my old demon biting me in the rear.  Can never seem to be near anyone without them projecting the fantasy that they see as me onto me.  So tired of not being free to be myself and really tired of being pressured just cuz I don't fit the build.
President Dumb Ass!!
Dear Mr. President, I hear you would like to freeze pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save much more money for our country? While you're at it, lets cut down congressman's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay, why would we cont...inue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits? Repost if you agree!
Present Status... Special Pets :)
When you scream it sounds like a lullabyWhen you beg I get all gooey inside.Tonight I take you eyes, mind, and toungeTo spread the words and watch your kindom come.Another lay with youAnother wound...You keep me, in stitches.You tear me, to pieces.I need new voices in my head to speak my secret evils with.I need new lovers, in my bed to be my friends and special pets.I need your scent all over meI need to taste your blasphamyI need to know with certinty that the nectar, was worth the squeeze!It just the way that we're diseasedIt's the plague that stains usIt's the sweetest diseaseIt's so contagiousOnce upon a time I ripped the wings from my spineBut when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can flyTell me every secretSo you can fall in loveThen fall to piecesI need new voices in my head, a new disguise for me to hideI need new lovers in my bed, to feed my secret appetitesI need your sins all over me, I need to taste this tragedyI need to know with certainty, that the nectar w
prescience \ PREE-shuns; PREE-shee-uns; PRESH-uns; PRESH-ee-uns; PREE-see-uns; PRES-ee-uns \noun;    1.  Knowledge of events before they take place; foresight.        -- prescient adjective
Present Moments Embraced
© Present Moments Embraced. Getting by is a time we have,  are or will experience.My usual morning lately has been that first bottled water at room temperature; followed by moments of tantra which had become the letting go of all left over from yesterdays. A scented candle of pumpkin and cinnamon took me to a peace needed. A place that somewhere in time found me complete. The Golden Girls would be my next glitter of early morning as the first cup of decaf coffee enticed the warmth my body was already experiencing from yoga.  This particular morning distracted my routine.  A chill embraced me. The sounds of Betty White and Estelle Getty became distant as images of the men in my life became as a jaded jig saw  ( when I walked  the streets they'd  become  a jaded jig saw! Dodging shoulders and piercing eyes. And I wonder, where did all the love go? There's a war going on People are fighting for the pain to let go.) and I remembered how she awoke me in the night. Whisperings letting go in
Presidential Decree
Dear Citizens:   In our haste we've created our own perils; this injustice has taken our hopes of tomorrow. We pride on being Americans and yet have no pride. We depend on our nieghbors to spend money to make a living to provide for our own. We are so proud of new innovations we spend more time concealing these secrets instead of sharing as our forefathers have done as neighbors. Crime is high on many levels; well don't you think if we all at least could live the means of living there would be as much? You say give us a chance; I say okay. Breaking Poverty If at the present time you do NOT make more than $250,000.00 a year your Salary Account is now being automatically started with the AGREEMENT. You will sign for this Contract with the knowledge if you BREAK your word of honnor execution is the penalty of Treason. 1. You'll receive a house and Tranportation (one time gift) 2. Employment of choice 3. Education of choioce 4. Retirement after 25 years 5. Month paid vacation onc
The Press
You notice how the press cares about celebrities, any other karaoke singer who dropped dead of an overdose would have been overlooked!
The Present State Of America!!
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street "Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
Press Release
PRESS RELEASE: Everybody is encouraged to copy and paste this press release to local newspapers in their area. YOU MAY NOT change anything in this press release, other than submitted by:   If asked for an interview, please send them to us!   Thanking you in advance!     Press Release: Newly Formed Group Defends Witchcraft Rights And Beliefs   The United States is a nation whose very foundation, the Bill of Rights, guarantees its citizens freedom of religious beliefs. Yet those citizens with beliefs that fall well outside of Christianity are often misunderstood and persecuted. There seems to be a rising voice in American politics that non-Christian beliefs are somehow less valid than Christian beliefs. One arena where we have seen this is the attack on our President by those claiming he is Muslim, which they appear to believe invalidates his ability to lead our nation. Another arena is such outspoken organizations as David Barton's Wallbuilders, who advocate a Federal accepta
The 2012 Presidential Elections Agenda 101
  The 2012 Presidential Elections Agenda 101 Before we share Agenda 101 a In-depth News Report, that we feel that most will find to be a honest open minded report.   2008 Barack Obama Approximately 65.5 million people voted for President Barack Obama in the 2008 election. According to statistics 2012 Presidential Elections President Obama Presidential Election Poll according to Internet Polls with 39% of the votes out of 200 Million People. According to a inside, in-depth look at the numbers, that only around 20 Million to 25 Million people may vote this year. According to the numbers, President Obama, has a 10% edge of supporters. At least our report is based on the possibility of numbers at hand, and does not try to reflect the true out come of this 2012 Election. The numbers are based on the current voting out look per and for statistics of each State of 0.5 Million to 1.0 Million people voting Republican.   Iowa
President Obama Will Be Forced By Circumstances To Apologise: Genuine Birth Certificate Surfaces – Americans Have Been Led To Believe Otherwise, Revel
By api Now it is here and places the president in the African continent. The debate surrounding it will now end after the revelation, and those who have not been telling the truth will have to be made answerable one way or another. The revelation, however, coming during this election year 2012 is doing no good to the democratic party.  API on Tuesday the 6th March evening received President Obama’s genuine birth certificate. API decided not to hurry in publishing it immediately because we wanted to be sure of the content value. Now that the scrutiny has been done, the publishing of the Birth certificate that will clear the air once and for all is being done without prejudice. This may force the US president to apologise to the American people for having been kept in the dark on the issue for a long time now on demanding the publishing of the birth certificate by President Obama. Coast province? Check it out  API will scan in here a letter f
Pressure And Release
I just want you to know I am okay, so if I am not here to love you the already tried and easier way. I will be back sooner or later to check in, and wrap you in licks of sin. Don't forget me now, I will never forget you, time will tell when it is its exchanged sweat we can pursue. I would like to make your temperature rise, just look at me with all three eyes. You can brighten my day with your calm soul, type three words and I lose control. We may not be close for hours or days on end, but you will always stay in my heart, my friend. Every breath you breathe in, is another moment I missed to be with you and sin. Whenever I wake I have thought then said, I need your hot body on me in my bed. The music we could create, would be great with no reason or room for debate. Love will keep us together, love will make this last forever. Pressure and release are calling, can you hear?? I need your heart and soul to be very near.
President Obama Skips Intel. Briefing One Day After Embassy Attacks, Media Largely Silent On The Issue
President Obama Skips Intel. Briefing One Day After Embassy Attacks, Media Largely Silent on the Issue Yes, you read that right - President Obama skips intelligence briefing one day after our embassies were attacked and the media are silent.    George Stephanopoulos Taunts Romney: 'You're Falling Behind'; 'Why Aren't You Doing Better?''LIKE' if you agree --> LIBERALS in the media like Stephanopolous are doing their best to make sure Romney falls behind!       Media Research Center Exposes Media's Coordinated Attack on Romney The LIBERAL media are pulling out all the stops to criticize Romney and help Obama win reelection.  
Presto également Obtenu La Certification Aenor N Dans Les Douches Alpas
Presto, une référence internationale sur le marché des robinets communaux et les économies d'eau, lancé en 2009 un processus de certification complet avec AENOR, Association espagnole de normalisation et de certification, de renforcer son engagement auprès de ses clients en leur offrant des performances optimales et des technologies de sécurité et de garantir la certification de qualité N dans ses ouvrages et installations assurant le respect de la norme UNE-EN 816:1997, "fermeture Automatique Prises PN10". Au début de 2010, les premiers certificats ont été atteints, y compris le robinet célèbre Presto 605, ou d'une série 12A, et dans les deux dernières années ont été l'obtention des certificats d'autres gammes de robinets et robinets de lavabo sont la nouvelle série de robinets Art et Art urinaire robinets - U. Maintenant il est temps pour les accessoires de montage pour douche Presto Alpa vue. Cette gamme de robinets temporisés et mixer connus pour être installé dans les gymnases e
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CHICAGO -- It was another difficult day during a frustrating season for the Chicago Cubs. Lardarius Webb Jersey . Only this time, it had a happy ending. Darwin Barney had three RBIs and the Cubs used shortstop Jhonny Peraltas two throwing errors in the eighth inning to push across the winning run in a 4-3 victory over the Detroit Tigers on Tuesday night. "Its just nice to get the breaks," Cubs manager Dale Sveum said, "and then a lot of times youll get errors or miscues by the way you run the bases." With two outs and two on, Tony Campana hit a grounder to Peralta, whose throw pulled Ramon Santiago off the bag at second. Starlin Castro then hit another grounder to Peralta and the veteran infielder threw wide of first, allowing Barney to scamper home. "Its kind of hard," said Peralta, who was reinstated from the paternity list before the game. "When that situation happens, obviously I dont feel good about what happened. I tried to make it the best I could do." Tigers reliever Phil Coke
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WINDSOR, Ont. Ray Rice Jersey . -- David Byrne made seven birdies to share top spot after the opening round at the WFCU Windsor Roseland Charity Classic on Thursday. Byrne, a native of nearby Essex who has logged hundreds of rounds at the Roseland Golf and Curling club, fired a 5-under 65 to tie James Allenby of Langley, B.C., and Americans Joe Panzeri and Garrett Frank for the lead. Byrnes local knowledge was enhanced by the presence of his caddie and uncle Matt St. Louis, a frequent player at the Donald Ross layout. "He knows the course better than me, and of people living, no one knows it better than him," said Byrne. Allenby made five birdies and an eagle, and is looking to get back on track after being disqualified for signing an incorrect scorecard at the Players Cup in Winnipeg last month. Patrick Scheil and Matt Grush are one shot back at 66. Steven Lecuyer of Grimshaw, Alta., and Wilson Bateman of Spruce Grove, Alta., are two shots back with Eugene Choe and Dodge Kemmer. Halot
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  Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater na
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The Pressure!
Pink is feeling the pressure!
The Presentation Of Arcane Empires
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Presentec Stellt Outdoor-smartphone Benefon P331 Vor
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Pretty Peom
A peom I found I thought everybody might like. You remind me of a flower, Pretty, inside and outside. A reason why people smile everyday, A gift to all. You remind me of chocolate, Luscious and sweet. Someone people can turn to in crisis, Loved by all. You remind me of a teddy, Cute and huggable. Someone people feel comfortable with, Special to all. You remind me of a balloon, Happy and bouncy. Someone people can have fun with, Enjoyed by all. You remind me of a lot of things, But nothing can compare to the real person, A friend I can look up to, Cherished by me. - Jenny Yu -
Prettiest Beaver
Hey everyone I'm in the prettiest beaver contest here is the link please vote for me. You have to leave a comment. Thanks everyone
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Pretty Heavy For A Firs Blog But Meh
i think im gonna explode soon, i can get mad n what not easy sometimes but i almost always keep my cool, im sick and tired of my fucking bf being an ass and fighting with me when im trying to go to sleep and already in bed..... I think he is nuts, he talks to himself all the time, says everything outloud from schoolwork to work dont matter, i had a co worker here till 5 am and b4 she left he started doin some schoolwork, fine n dandy, when she left i went to bed, the minute i layed down he started bitching, i told him to shut up because i was going to bed and he wouldnt he kept it up for least a fucking hour, he came in there and i got up and came to the other room cause i wasnt gonna lay there n listen to it n he started hitting something dunno what it was but pretty much everything in this place is mine, hes in for a rude awakening pretty soon if he keeps this up, i dont know if i can make it past christmas like i planned, stupid fucking idiots i tell u
Pretty Off Subject From Losat Cherry
I need some help. My dad owns a radio station, so I am constantly trying to download songs form the net mstly using Limewire; and I keep running into the same problem..... IDIOTS!!!! They tag Knocking on Heavens Door as Led Zepplin or Pink Floyd, IT'S Guns N' Roses peopleI found Sweet Home Alabama once, tagged as Jimi Hendrix, don't know what dumbass did that, but anyways, I have thousands of songs on my computer of wich likely 75% of are improperly tagged, also causing many duplicates. Does anyone know of a good, FREE, program that can automaticly find the info and tag them correctly and delete the duplicate files?
Pretty Rough I Guess
I guess things never really get better. They just go away for awhile. They kind of hide and then resurface later on to make you more pissed off then you were before when you first tried to deal with them.
Pretend Current mood: cold Category: Writing and Poetry The smile appears on cue now, and only the acute eye can note the slight insincerity. She knows, because she knows everything about him, but she does not care anymore, because the smile is better than the other. And in the most profound sense of irony she pretends not to notice. Her smile appears less often, she has never played the game as well, or maybe she just doesn't want to work that hard. The phone rings and the voice is charming and again she knows, and this voice grates across her ears like chalk on a wet board. No irony here, he knows she dislikes it and never pretends to conceal it. The cards and flowers arrive as do the invitations to celebrate the festal intimacies, and they both know, but the days pass as do the nights. Her ears are rarely tickled with adoring adulations, and sweet notions are buried deep in dresser drawers. The winks they share across rooms are no more than idiosyncratic ges
Pretty Disappointed!!!
all my "contestors" that are always coming to me to vote for them. Hey I have no problem giving you my vote, but I think if you ask that of someone, you should at least spend a bit of time with that person's profile you are soliciting for help. Don't shout me for a vote when you haven't done shit for me, and you can vote my profile when you make your shout, but that doesn't mean you have voted my pics, left me a voice comment, or even left me a regular comment. If you want to be diplomatic, you have to spend way more time then that.
Pretenders: Are the Ones who claim to be your friend to get what they want, and then not notice you. Are People who say i love you and then cheat on you. Are People who hold you tight while wearing someone elses cologne or perfume. Are the ones that Talk behind your back and then say this is my best friend. Are the ones to wait until you go to sleep to make a move on your woman, wife, friend. Are the ones that lurk in the dark to steal every bit of damn decency and mentality that you have so they can feel better about themselves. so i have to say about pretenders... Go F*** yourselves im not your damn friend....
A Pretty Comprehensive Survey
- Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both. I think most people do, right? - Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite. Never tried both at once. - How often do you like to have sex?: Daily - Is sex a top priority for you?: no. though wish i had time that it could be -Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes - How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never anymore - How do you feel about one night stands?: They have their place, but tough to learn enough about another person in one night - How many one night stands have you had?: A handful - What's your favorite position?: Depends on the person. In general I would say doggie. - Where's your favorite place to have sex?: my bedroom - Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: prefer making love, but fucking has its place. - Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes. - How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the de
You pretend to want to know me, You pretend that you're a friend. Turns out you wanted to use me, Then laugh about it in the end. You see I'm not a pretender, I say it just how it is. If you don't believe me, Then let me tell you this. It really doesn't matter, That's the part you don't see. I can find many more like you, But you won't find another like me.
Pretty Close To True
Your dating personality profile:Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Your date match profile:Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Your Top Ten Traits1. Outgoing2. Athletic3. Adventurous4. Intellectual5. Prac
The Prettiest Beaver Contest
"Congrats on finishing third in my Prettiest Beaver contest... here is the first half of your prize.. Please let me know which of the cuddly toys you prefer... the teddy, kitten or puppy... for the other half of your prize.. " "congrats on your third place finish in my prettiest beaver contest here is the second half of your prize.." thanks to all my lovely friends that backed me up in the contest. couldn't have done without you all!!!! and
What defines beauty? What is considered Beautiful? I look at some of these women ont these sites and lets be honest they just are not that pretty.But if they are dressed provocatively guys are ont hem like white on rice. I think a woman in a sweater can be beautiful. I do not have a perfect body, or perfect teeth.I am prett damn average. I am writing a paper about how mens have unrealisitc perceptions of women. What they see in magazines and on tv is what they expect to date and well, I certainly am not like any of those women. I suffer from no self esteem, i feel ugly most of the time. I avoid mirrors. I just don't feel pretty. My daily life consists of taking care of the house and kids. I am 30 years old and i am left to wonder this all? In highschool I was never the pretty popular girl. I was pretty much a loner with a small circle of friends. I always did and still do feel less then everyone around me if that makes sense. I guess i just don't understand what defines what is
Pretty Pleaseeeeeeee
will u pppppppplease go to and vote for me!!! you dont have to have a myspace. all you do is go to the web page, you dont have to click view more pictures or anything, just scroll down to where all the contestants picture are listed and click on my picture (Carri, 18). an email from you addressed to with "Carri" in the subject.. just send it... PRETTY PLEASE ;) im number one and i wanna stay that way lol.... happy halloween xoxox
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Pretty Ladies
The ladies get all of the tens. They have more to show that us guys. Guys are just drawn to these sites just for the ladies. I am no exception. I love the ladies. I am without but I hope to find the right one. Help me out ladies.
Pretty Plz With A Cherry On Top
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Prettiest Girl Contest Opened Early!!
Have to open the contest early. I have to leave earlier than expected..Just gives you more time to comment! But here the ladies are in no particular order!! OKay everyone..Go bomb them with comments!! Leave as many as you'd like. Woman w/ the most comments wins a diamond ring and the title of being the Prettiest!!
A Pretty Good Joke.....
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Pretty Kitty Please Repost
Pretty Kitty
go vote for me in the pretty kitty contest.. yay! love all you lots...
Pretty Accurate
You fit in with:Humanism Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations. 0% scientific.60% reason-oriented. Take this quiz at
Pretty Ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pretty Much Everything About Me
My name is Jason. I was born in Toronto, ON. I lived there until I was 12 yrs. Old. Then I moved to pickering Ontario and I lived there until I was 27 yrs old. Now I'm living in Oshawa, Ontario. My parents were divorced just after I turned 7. My dad got custody of us. Don't ask me how, but he did though. Lol. When I was 8 yrs old I started smoking. Since then I quiet for about a yr in total. But I'm still smoking though. I've been smoking in total of 22 yrs now. When I was 11 I fell on some monkey bars and lost one of my kidney do to the impact of the fall. During the operation, the doctors lost me twice. They operated on me for 16 hrs straight. When I was 13 yrs old. I started to drink alcohol. I did this until I was 18. Just b4 I was legal to buy it. The reason I quiet this is b/c I didn't see the point in me drinking anymore b/c it didn't do anything for me. But slowly kill me, cause of my one kidney. The reason for this, my liver is working ov
Pretty Much.
My mood has changed. Ive pulled the bug out of my ass. Im not so damn bitchy. And i dont wanta kill everyone. Well except a select few :) but we wont get into that ofcourse. Lately a lot has been going on with me, ive been just out of it. But i did some christmas shopping today and spent some time with my Kay Kay and gabers. So im happy now, and im calmer. Part of me has been freaking out cause of the time of year and because of my last christmas and just a lot of things. And the fact that im still not totally over a lot of shit. But day by day im dealing with it. I cut open my lip and it took FOREVER to stop bleeding. Im in pain from something i did today but ill be okay. I just need some sleep. My hairs all soft and shiney haha. :) ♥ I started wrapping my presents. Mhmm. And then the christmas tree attacked me. Badly. I was all like putting shit under it and it fell over, then i tried to fix it and then all the ornaments fell over LOL. It was being possesed. Oh i swi
Pretty Little Thing
Pretty little thing Wrapped up to tight to see, Tears sliding down your face Give your pain to me. Pretty little smile Lost in a world of fear, Grasping onto the light inside You feel the end is near. Pretty little Soul Opened up for all to adore, You reach out amongst the stars But your heart's still chained to the floor. Copyright Christina Miller 2006
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See the pretty girl, in the pretty dress. such a pretty life, such a pretty mess... prety little fingers, pretty little toes. funny that she cries, funny that she knows... pretty little lips, pretty little skin. ever such a child, she has been hurt again. In her pretty eyes, there's a deep distress. There was a pretty heartbreak that left her a pretty mess. He was a pretty rebel, he was a pretty boy. he was her pretty world, but she was his pretty toy. She loved her pretty man with all her pretty heart And on the day he left her, it tore her heart apart. Now our pretty heroine In her pretty dress Takes up her pretty little knife and dies a pretty death.
What creature are you? Werewolf.Werewolves are immune to physical pain, though hide emotional suffering. When fighting, they unleash all they have and attack without thinking.-¢¾-There is beauty inside a werewolf; you just have to look for it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
I'm only pretending not to care. haha. Just kidding. I really don't care.
Prettiest Mommy Contest!!!! (expired)
Hey guys, i'm now in the prettiest mommy contest... so, if ya could, please go bombard my pic with tons of comments!!! the link is below and of course, ya' know i help out everyone when i can!!! love ya all!!! MUAHZ
Pretty Girl
People look at me, They say, 'You're beautiful, girl. Has a pretty face like you ever had to feel pain just like the rest of us?' They don't believe me, nodding quietly and subdued. 'Who breaks a heart like yours, beautiful?' They ask me I scream inside, I do Break your own heart You will realize how lost inside you truly are. How empty, how sad, how horrid... To break your own heart 'Pretty girl Why do you cause yourself such strife, such pain?' they chant, they shout 'Pretty girl why rip yourself in two? Broken hearts don't mend as well as they used to.' Break your own heart You will realize how confused you truly are. How empty, how sad, how horrid... To break your own heart
Pretty Lies
Pretty Lies Pretty old lies, pretty old lies, Say the words I’ve heard a thousand times. Though my emotions run deep... And my temper is short… My mind will complain more than my voice. Past, present, and future meld into one now for me… I’m outwardly pathetic, And too lazy to be me! It’s exhausting being the one person you know the least. Try describing yourself to someone… When the answers are as clouded for you as those you’ve never met! Not an easy task, I tell you, To define oneself in all one’s splendor and raging stupidity!! Completely surrounded within walls I built… With room enough for me and air to breathe… I find myself on both sides of the wall… Trapped on the inside, And still searching, restrained, on the outside. I don’t know where I’m going, But I’m constantly finding myself back there! And without a doubt, I’ve lost myself in a dream not my own… Full of pictures, thoughts & feelings I cannot follow!! But what are dreams but doorways
Pretty Lips!!!!!
Pretties Nails And Toe Nails Contest On Cherrytap ~ (repost)
I'm having my first contest ever! ~ Pretties Nails contest on Cherrytap ~ I'm taking only 10 females for the contest. There will be First, Second and Third place winners. gifts to all winners! contest will open on this friday to next friday for ONE WEEK! So people will have a chance to comment and vote on the pics ( you can vote ur own pic ) so send me a link in my message so i can rip ur pic for the contest I will count the comments and ratings for everyone! Good Luck to everyone! ~ Maria ~
Pretty Heavy So Dont Be Offended And If Ya Are Fuck You!
Laughter and Happiness is of no Importance in this world Burning Blood Burn All Cold Hearted Emotionless and Spiritless Entity of Hell Birthmark of Hatred Look out for no one but Myself Life sucks too much to give a Shit Who gives a Fuck about other’s problems Don’t care for no one but myself Suspect Everyone Trust No one Hatred Bloody Hatred Bleeding Mind sees Nothing Dark World of Nothingness Black Mind, Black Heart, Black Thoughts Pain shall thrive within my Life for Eternity Evil Blood flows through my veins Listen to none I do as I please I am my own Master None shall Command me The Strong will survive The weak will die Searching, Searching For Sanity and Mind Death to all who stop me Revenge will be taken No one can stop me I have no heart Care for None who die I Have No emotions I Have No faith I Have No hope I Have No happiness I Feel No sadness I Have No sympathy No one shall criticize me No one will Judge me Only Darkness and Silence can
Pretty Cool.
My boss tells me if i get Heelys I can wear them to work. I'm a total nut I'd do it. hahahaha! Now to pull $70 out of thin air.......
Pretty Woman !
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Pretty Much
Why is it everything is all loneliness with me? Sometimes I try too hard, and sometimes you cause it, But it always carries on and on. "what did you ever become?" you asked. I said, "I was told to be smiles and bright eyed happiness, But sometimes I can't find anything to laugh at." "I don't want to be here." you said. It seems like I almost always have that effect on everyone. "You aren't the first one to think like me." And I just want to be like everyone else. Why can't I be everything to everyone else, Or maybe just to you? Just once I would like to be something. And I wouldn't mind if you'd like to be, Like to be with me.-Saves The Day
Serrated, filleted, splayed, enraged Stir up the pulp and take shape Sin engulfed in skin Ash washing the wind Seeing through the binge Gorge on floating pilgrims Peasants bred dead Looking at what was said Seeing not the mistakes of the dead Lying down on a lie of a bed The sheets have lied The mattress pays the price The headboard rolls the dice And we all just fucking die Bang my head against some high end white kitchen tiles It takes a while before they shatter But when they do the combination of broken porcelain and blood splatter is Well quite pretty really
Pretty Cool
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Pretty Cool
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Prettiest Eyes Contest!
Ok people,so I am in yet ANOTHER contest(Prettiest Eyes)! lol and I could use some serious help! I was late gettin my link to post as I was attending a funeral,so I just recently was able to post it! Any help is appreciated! Much love and thanks to those that help me out! Just gotta click the pic! ;-)
Prettiest Eyes Contest
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Pretty Eyes Contest
Please vote for me in the pretty eyes contest Thank you SWEET~THING
Pretty Blonde Dancing And Showing Off Her Beautiful Muscles
Pretty Blonde Dancing And Showing Off Her Beautiful Muscles
Pretty Damn Amazing...
It never ceases to amaze me that someone can post a bulletin requesting ratings and votes for rank and all that other horse-shit, but when someone posts something that REALLY matters or is simply asking for a little help with IMPORTANT ISSUES, no ones gives a fuck....or does anyone besides ME actually go through the bulletins and READ the important things???? I could guarantee that if I posted a bulletin entitled, "Help, I am suicidal," it would get overlooked because it doesn't say, "Help, I need fucking ratings"!
Pretty Sad
its pretty sad that u join these contest and some one has to dog ur rating out... IF U DONT LIKE WHAT U SEE THEN DONT VOTE!! i mean alot of us are in this for fun and some of u take it seriuos... its only internet.. just have fun and dont dog anyone just so u or ur friend can win.. so childish!!
Pretty Smart!
Subject: Pretty Smart! Subject: Pretty Smart! Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
Prettiest Babies In The World... (a Little Bias)
My 2 youngest babies are in the prettiest babies contest... comment bombing allowed, so please go show these angels some love and bomb away at em! This one has my heart because they are my world, so please help me out! Love you all!! XOXOXOXO
Pretty Dirty
The great American mischief had muted our hearts And our rhythms are met with the inharmonious grunts of electric guitars. It’s all but too much. Still nobody out there believes the obscene are reprieved. Everybody get fed up. My baby better get high, I’ve got something I need to confess. The dead mean talking are longing for so much more than simply the obvious. Cut us off. We’re suffering, hysterical, lighting flares from the foot of her bed. I’ve been begging you for less mercy than this. But the only thing you need to know is that you never wanted to know. Take it off, take it back or take the cover because we’re nearing a nerve. Death is wasted on the patient, so make haste and head for the wake. Now the hornets inhabit the hearts we’ve abandoned. We are the gone. Cast aside clothes like funeral roses, and dance straight through the psalm. I’m dead in the water. Don’t come here for me. I was once alive in the deserts eyes on the day it wed the sea. I drew a
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Pretty Damn Funny Joke!
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M. Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word “Timbuktu.” The San Francisco State graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: “'Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination -- Timbuktu.” The audience went wild! How, they wondered if the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: “Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one
Pretty Eyes
Fast asleep, we are In each others arms Remains of sweet kisses Left upon my cheeks The taste of sweet love Left upon my lips Fast asleep, we are Tangled in a web One of our own making We lay without care Legs and arms woven In our beautiful art Here you are again Deep within the vast spaces Here I am again Falling faster into you Here we are again Crashing the walls Behind closed eyes... ...your pretty eyes. Fast asleep, we are Searching for each other Through our covered windows Shut tight, too tight To keep out the storm That will tear this ship apart Fast asleep, we are together but not close enough It hurts to shut my eyes Too much time away is painful Every waking hour is too little I need you here in my dreams Here you are again Deep within the vast spaces Here I am again Falling faster into you Here we are again Crashing the walls Behind closed eyes... ...your pretty eyes Every waking hour is too little To be behind closed ey
Pretty Me
Pretty Cool Just A Quiz
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?
Pretty Woman
Well, last night I watched Pretty Woman... One of my favorite movies. But, sometimes, it really makes me sad. I think every woman, at some point in their lives, has wished for that knight to come rescue them, from, whatever... And honestly, I still want that. I want to be rescued and taken away to a perfectly happy life, and live happily ever after... But, we all know that isn't going to happen, because here in reality, shit like that doesn't actually happen. There is always some bullshit, or always some, thing, standing in the way. Lindon, I was so in love with him. For the longest time, all i wanted was for him to tell me that he loved me, and wanted to be with me. We had a very rocky relationship... and after we split up, it just continued to get rockier. We'd have this on again off again, sex fling... Until this past summer... Thats when it all hit me... He doesn't love me... never will... Ya, we're good friends... I am sure he "cares" about me... but thats all that will ever be th
Pretty Girls
So I send a note to a friend about Cherry Tap, she comes on over and signs up. By the time I get to her page 3 hours later she has put up a pic. One picture, no content, nothing else. She had over 30 views with a bunch of comments, of course almost all from older men wanting to welcome her to CT and oh of course, feel free to add them as friends. This has me laughing my ass off. Men are such horn dogs! "Hey it's moving! Get it!" So what's a guy supposed to do to counter act? Where are the lady horn dogs? Do I have to take some pic's in the shower? How about some of me covered in cool whip? Honey? Jelly? How about sending a blast signed "XOXOX" and "Big kisses", or "I'm new here, please show me the ropes and I'll be just so grateful"? Maybe some of me on the bed with a sheet strategically placed? What are some suggestions? Help me out here people? lmao I know it's the way the world turns but this is the latest sign that I've had. Good stuff. It's funny because that's
Pretty Little Doll (version 2)
This is a new closed form version of Pretty Little Doll that is on my profile page. Changed the poem to lines that contain words/syllables numbering 8 per line. So it's a bit different then the original. My darling you’ve been unfaithful I know of your secret lover I will kill you just to keep you For I’ll share you with no other You'll make such a lovely corpse So please do not worry my dear Silence? Why are you so quiet? Is it my voice you cannot hear? Oh, I sewed your lying mouth closed Right after cutting out your tongue You have told one too many lies But no more, those days are now done I must find a place to hide you Right after you’ve been dismembered Might bury you in our backyard Then dig you up next November By then you’ll be long forgotten But remain with me in my thoughts While you sleep in a shallow grave Your body could decay and rot I'll make you beautiful again When I sew you back together A pretty little doll you will make And
Pretty Please Help!
Please go to this contest and vote for my hubby and comment bomb him and pimp him out to all your buddies!!! PRETTY PLEASE HELP ME!!!!! THANKS A TOn!
Pretty Porcelain Face
"the loudest nights were the only ones clear", she said as the provoking thoughts seep right through you on a day as dull as could be. those are the days honesty comes a little too late. you'll never see yourself in her pretty porcelain face. intertwined. illusion. dismembered. awkward stares paired with awkward slumbers. if she could do this again she'd start backwards right to the end. this room is worse than hell and you're more appealing than the devil himself. rewind. pause. escape. "the darkest nights were the only ones with color", she said, fingers slipping off her martini glass & onto the side door exit. no more fingers laced with shy embrace. lets skip the part where we learn each others names. rewind. pause. escape. if she could do it again she'd start backwards right to the end. only a handful of fake smiles to cover up a handful of regrets. pick up the shattered remains of her pretty porcelain face... and she's still a beautiful mistake.
Pretty Please? With A Cherry On Top??
just rate this one pic if u havent already! too e-z, right? i hope!
I really don't need I love you's Not if they're only lies Don't you think I've heard it before With those big ole puppy dog eyes You tell me I'm the world to you And I make your dreams seem real Do you think you're the only one Who's givin me that spiel What makes you think I'll fall for you Because you say what I want to hear And you whisper those sweet little nothings So softly in my ear Yes I admit, my heart skips a beat When you tell me that you love me But the tears that I cry drown out that hope That this is truly meant to be So please don't promise me fairy tails Unless you can show me a happy end My heart can't take another twist No matter how much I pretend
Pretty Boy....
If I Told You Once, I Told You Twice You Can See It My Eyes I'm All Cried Out With Nothing To Say Your Everything I Want It To Be If You Could Only See Your Heart Belongs To Me I Love You So Much I'm Hurting For Your Touch Come And Set Me Free Forever Yours I'll Be Baby Won't You Come And Take This Pain Away
Pretend Profile People
damn it I said right on my profile I hate fake people n liars so why is it that retards who pretend to be who they aren't while online always want to hit me up n try to bullshit me if u dislike who u are enough to pretend to be someone else change yourself I really don't want to hear from anyone that lies so much they start to believe it themselves.It's hard enough to sort the good from the bad so if ur full of shit get off my list please.I don't think I'm better than anyone but I'm me and I accept that ,everyone else on my friends list I must've seen somethin I liked so hit me up I'm not normally as mean as my blogs make me seem but somethings just get on my nerves luv the rest of u that r real
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The Pretender
Pretty Eyes Contest Now Open!
The pretty eyes contest will run for a week... it will end friday feb 16th at 10 a.m. mountain time... The rules are 1. Be respectful! 2. You can comment bomb yourself! 3. Have fun! I will give prizes to the first, second, and third! Prizes will be determined at the end of the contest... Thanks... Everyone :D.... Please come vote for who you want the win the contestents are.... *C Money* *Ray* *magikarp* *boatman* *Sexy Lips* *Mystchaze* *Lost~~Civeteto~~~Queen Witch of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~~~Member of K.O.T~~* *Txsweetbeauty* *Lissaness*
Pretty Ricky- Hotline....
It's 5 in the mornin' And I'm up havin' phone sex with you, you (so horny, so horny) And now I'm on the hotline Over here lustin' for you, you (so horny, so horny) Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me Let's talk about bubbles in the tub, let's talk about makin' love Let's talk about you on top, or me goin' down Let's have a little phone sex baby, on the hotline On the hotline, the sun ain't up but, I had to call ya 'Cause I'm home alone lustin' fo' ya I'm in my room, nothin' but a towel on Take them granny panties off put a thong on I love it when I hear ya moan You got that sexy tone, that turns ya boy on You in a complete norther city on the fan line with nothin' but a baby tee on You the kinda girl that's sexy in some boxer shorts I'm the kinda playa that make you ride it like a Porsche Yeah, I met you on myspace Now I'm 'bout to fly you out to my place, in the mornin' It's 5 in the mornin' And I'm up havin' phone sex with you, you (so hor
Pretty Ricky-shorty Be Mine....
[Intro] you hit me up on your cellphone You go girl wit your thon...thon..thon...thongs Sexy black come over here And let me put a few love buzzes in your ear You smile at me Girl your so fly Shorty, you never had a thug like I.... [Chorus] Say shorty would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Say would you be mine? (Say would you be mine?) Shorty would you be mine? Say would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Say would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Shorty would you be mine? Say shorty would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Say would you be mine? (Say would you be mine?) Shorty would you be mine? Say would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Say would you be mine? (Would you be mine?) Shorty would you be mine? [Verse 1:] I'm like shorty would you be mine? Think about you all the time You on my speed dial dont answer the phone and I'll be damned if I hit redial (Can you hear me now?) Good,from the first time you called I knew you understood But do you co
Pretending Poem I Wrote
Lets Pretend I never saw you For more than who you are I never got that wish I wished Upon that falling star Let's Pretend I never saw Forever, while lost within your eyes I knew each time you would let em down Every broken promise was no surprise Let's pretend I can forget you When I turn and walk away It never mattered what I wanted We both knew you'd never stay Let's Pretend that this was all a dream There is no pretending and no sorrow You were just a dream I had last night There will be a different one tomorrow
Pretty In Pink
on i am in another contest called pretty in pink please come by and comment bomb. THANKS Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
Pretty Much How I Feel About Dwayne...
Chemistry was crazy from the get-go Neither one of us knew why We didn't build nothing overnight Cuz a love like this takes some time People swore it off as a phase Said we can't see that Now from top to bottom They see that we did that (yes) It's so true that (yes) We've been through it (yes) We got real sh** (yes) See baby we been... ♥
Pretty Girl
~**@$Luckyy Charm__~!@# pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions where all about thats what you get for falling again you can never get him out of your head its the wayy that he makes you feel its the wayy he kisses you it's the wayy he makes you fall in love she's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and thats what you get for falling again you can never get him outa your head its they wayy he makes your feel Pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything __xXx.HeartBroken.xXx__
Started with a tiny flirt, a smile it did bring, you have always been there. when storm clouds unleash the rain, you are so easy to talk to, I have told you everything, all my hopes and wises, all my fears and pains, you say that you love me, I believe it's true, We have plans for our forever, I gave my heart to you, we promised to find a way, to always make it through, nomatter what life holds, I'll face it all with you, I will love and trust you, give you my everything, but before we take the next step, there is something I need to know, Is your love for me real, or are you just... Pretending?? Music Video Codes By Music
Pretty F*cked Up Weekend
Seeing as how no one will prolly read this, I'll quickly summarize my weekend: I got a stomach virus, my printer took a crap, I threw up twice, me and one of my friends got into a fight, I nearly killed myself, I got like two hours of sleep last night, cops came knocking on my door, and I woke up this morning to someone rating my profile a 1. Yeah, I say my weekend sucked. How was yours?
Pretty Sure
Pretty damn sure I fractured my left wrist. Had to struggle to take my rings off last night because of the swelling and the pain was so bad in general I was almost in tears. And the pain shoots half way up my arm to my elbow. Took some IBs and that helped. This morning I am very swollen and I can only move two of my fingers. Pain is still the same... it feels fractured though. I have it wrapped twice...once for my hand and wrist and the other for the rest of my lower arm. I believe my husband is making me an appointment to get it checked out. Was it worth it??? HELL YEAH! If you havent read my last entry, you might want to since this goes with it.... Anyway, I gotta go get ready for the day... I have to go TA in bio anthro lab class at 2:30 pm.
Pretty Vacant
There's no point in asking You'll get no reply Just remembered don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us Out to lunch We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty Vacant Don't ask us to attend Cause we're not all there I don't pretend cause I don't care I don't believe illusions Too much is real Stuff your cheap comment Cause we know what we feel We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty Vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty And now And we don't care There's no point in asking You'll get no reply I just remembered I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find me Out to lunch We’re out at lunch We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty We’re vacant We're so pretty Oh so pretty And now And we don't care We're pretty Pretty vacant We're pretty Pretty vacant We're pretty Pretty vacant We'r
Pretty Pistol
(this is intended as lyrics) She's... My... Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Pistol... She's got long hair, the biggest tits, sex grit on her lips, and the loveliest taste between her hips, a couple shots of whiskey at her fingertips, she's my... she's my... she's my pretty, pretty, pretty pistol... Deep cuts and razorblade lashes, she's got a pretty smile on her fucking face, I love the way she fucking tastes, beneath the waist is where the love grows to fucking haste, she's my... she's my... she's my pretty, pretty, pretty pistol... She's obscene, you best believe she's packing heat between her knees, she's obscene and portrayed in gothic mob scenes, she's in the porno movies, licking things that she's never seen, giving all the guys what they want all over the fucking neighborhood... she's my... she's my... she's my pretty, pretty, pretty pistol...
Pretty Sores
expand tickle my capillaries airborne infection that spreads like wild fire a rash breaks out in a very specific pattern flesh-eating disease eat my flesh baby cover me in jagged purple flowers blast this infliction it kills me and i need more it's in the air it's getting close i can feel it playing with my open sores the burn is so warm long for the day i can drink from the source but for now we whisper viral strains back and forth in this petri dish discourse mutating from isolated incident to full blown pandemic with no attempts to cure it only aggravate and inflame it push tongue at the abrasions with the desire to better taste it it tastes great don't ever change it
Pretty Much
I'm a writer. I love everything thing about it. personalitly wise i'm the most masculine girl you could ever meet. I love myspace, and what i hate about this site is that you cannot write about yourself. i like reading and coffee on chilly days. sometimes, i can be just as smart as my hair color. it's kind of embarrassing, because at those moments i fit in with the stereotype that blondes are dumb. But I'm not really blonde. which i am completely against, because for the most part i believe i'm pretty intelligent - i mean, after all, you can't be stupid of you're seriously considering becoming a therapist when you grow up. speaking of which, i've finally got a clue as to what i want to be once i get out of school - a therapist. bet you didn't see that one coming, now did you? regardless of my lame jokes, i'm a pretty humorous person. i take pride in the way that i can make people laugh. i suck at thinking on my feet, though, don't start fights with me because i can't come up with comeb
I wish I could afford this....
Pretty Sexy
Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :) Your name scored 104 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
Pretty Boy
Call a medic He's turning blue Such a beautiful color on you Call a medic He's bleedng out I'll just admire as you writhe about He's shivering He looks so scared Looks like I caught you unprepared He's shivering But he's alive inside Looks like I'll take you on another ride I can see your soul In your dying eyes And we both know its full of lies I can see your soul And all your dirty secrets Don't think me killing you will erase those debts If there's a devil I'm feeding you to him Damn you for using her as a toy If there's a devil And I hope there is I'll meet you in Hell, pretty boy
Pretty Pictures
She Paints inside her soul Visions we cannot see Swallowed up whole In a world we cannot know She dreams, Madness she alone knows She paints A not so pretty picture. A child a sacrifice to some unknown God atonement for sins She never commited She wars Inside a child who should Of been allowed to wear childhood her eyes Stare So young to be so far away I reach out Try and touch your fear Madness dances across her soul She paints A not so pretty picture. © Andi 2007
Prettiest Hair Contest!!!!
Fire My Words Please click on the pic below and rate and comment bomb me, 1st place gets a weeks blasts, 2nd place a 3 day blast. Thanks 2 all who helps!! xoxoxox Jen
Pretty Funny
If anyone is interested I've got a video on my page of my friend and I zapping each other with a stun gun, while drunk St.Patty's day.. You're bound to chuckle if you watch it. Also here's the link, enjoy! KJZ
Pretty Poem
The Dream A princess, Yes...once, As in a fairy tale... Looking inside of her crystal ball, The gypsy sees a dream, A dream that fills the minds and hearts, Of little girls... A dream of a fairy tale princess... Prince Charming, On the finest white horse, Carrying her away, To his castle in the clouds... Growing older we gain wisdom, Some grow bitter from betrayal, Others see life as a challenge, Running into it head on, And not allowing room for growth, or pain... There are yet others...the chosen few, The elite, if you will... The ones who dare, To dream... Those that never forget, What it is like to love... Nourish it, Watch it grow, Help it to overcome all that is evil, And strive for what is good, Refusing to ever let it die... Yet mourn in it's passing... They are the lovers...of the world, The creators....the "romantics" They will shine....they will grow, And never forget... "The Dream".......... (NOT BY ME) lol
A Pretty Vulgar Parrot.
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn`t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately saw a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird, anyway. She took it home and hung the bird`s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That`s not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The
Pretty Hair
   I slept unil about 6pm today. 12 hrs of sleep is a lot, but it's largly due to me not gettingm much the night before, and the whole  " emotionally draining " events of the day before.   I am going to go eat I think, and then study for my psyche class test that I have on tuesday. Tomarrow morning, or whenever I wake up, I plan on doing some math, and then later doing mor studying for my psyche test. I have my math test as well next week. Those are my hardest classes.  It sux having both tests in the same week. But it's ok, I can deal with it. That is what my weekend is for. lol.  What better use of a weekend than getting smarter?beforeduringAfter
Pretty Please
im only about 450 points away to my next level will anyone help me level up i will rate your pics or get you a gift or something
Prettiest Smile Contest
well i am gettin my ass kicked by the people who are in families... i wanna thank the people who have helped me...i adore you all imma post a link in here...just in case someone feels froggy...they can bomb away... i am gettin DEMOLISHED...but its a good fight it runs til 4/1....comments are what matters if you wanna help me i would appreciate it
Pretty Pretty Please
Pretty Brown Eyes
All my life I have been searching for my dream. A dream of hope, love, and Friendship. But as faith would have it. Mistakes would always reign supreme. But what I saw in you was like a gleam. A gleam that came from your pretty brown eyes. They say that beauty is only skin deep. But you have that inside and out. And I figure out. That you also pack the heat. The heat that make me want to take a seat. And try to breath. Because of that gleam from your pretty brown eyes. Know one wants to be alone. I know that for sure. But what I've seen between me and you. Is like a flowers bloom. Or a full moons beam while we walk on the scene. But like a full moons beam it seems to be of that gleam from your pretty brown eyes. When I look into those pretty brown eyes I see a girl who is to beautiful for anyones eyes to see. Because know one can be perfect as thee. Not even me. And as far as I know it your love is something that can only be deserved by god. I bow to you my goddess my queen. For that be
Pretty Pretty Please
Pretty Close To Home
Your Birthdate: June 19 You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested. You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them. Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others. You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself. Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence Your weakness: Suspicion of others Your power color: Eggplant Your power symbol: Spade Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Prettiest Eyes Please go and check this out? Thank you Becky Leanne!!
Pretty Things
       School was nice for the most part today. English is adgitating, because it's evil. But other than that, things are good I guesse. That's not what this blog is really about though.
Prettiest Or Best Picture Contest
Ok this is my second contest ever..The first one went so well thanks guys & gals...Yes it becomes a little more harder this time...This time you need 7,000 comments. But the 1st prize is better...Contact me if you wanna enter... This can be any picture you have in your photo's, any kind of photo that you want... RULES 1.) No HARASSING other contestants..NO EXCEPTIONS 2.) No NSFW Pic's 3.) The picture must remain in your photo's until the contest is done... Anyone can join this contest. I am looking for 25 contestants but there can be more. (Space Permitting)... 1st Place Prize.............(Silver MotorCycle) 2ND Place Prize.............15,000 CHERRY BUCKS 3RD Place Prize.............10,000 CHERRY BUCKS 4TH Place Prize.............50 CHERRY BUCKS NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS CONTEST...CONTEST GOES TIL SOMEONE REACHES 7,000 COMMENTS...
Pretty Tifa.
Pretending Him
Pretty On The Inside?
"I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs. I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait. Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, they really do. Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do too. I want to be the girl with the most cake. I love him so much it just turns to hate. I fake it so real I am beyond fake. And someday, you will ache like I ache. I am doll parts, bad skin, dull heart. It stands for knife, for the rest of my life. Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, they really do. Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do too. I want to be the girl with the most cake. He only loves those things because he loves to see them break. I fake it so real I am beyond fake. And someday, you will ache like I ache..." Hole~"Doll Parts"
Pretty Plz!
The Pretty Heart
the pretty heart Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:20:24 -0700 (PDT) From: \"**Miss Fiona**\" To: \"Hippiechick\" Size: 3 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *this is the story i was telling You about :) **One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, \"Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine.\" The crowd and the young man looked at the old man\'s heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn\'t fit quite rig
Prettiest Eyes Contest
I am in the prettiest eyes contest.. Please come by and show me some love... Hugs and kises, Amber
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A Pretty Good Day.
Well, if anybody read my last blog, you would know that i was a little down. Not really depressed i would say, just a bit on the lonely side. Well, a bunch of my friends from work are on here as well and they read it. Blast Them! lol, no its ok, i would not have posted it if it was not for anybodies eyes. Well they grabbed me after work and forced me to go out to a gentlemans club to have cleavage rubbed on me. Alas, most of the ladies that work there knew what we do for a living and pretty much ignored us. But then we all went to IHOP and ate, were i was accosted by a young lady who felt it prudent to rub my head and my chest. Its wierd what a little attention will do for ones self asteem. Anyways, i had a good day today, got to talk to a good friend who i actually met on here, she deserves a lot of respect. And i hope she is one person i will be able to retain the friendship of for a long time. Well, until i have something else to say, i hope everybody has a good weekend. You all
Pretend It’s not my problem, That you couldn’t deal with your own. [Don’t blame your mistakes on me] Spin Spin Spin Flip. Head Or Tails It’s not my problem. I’ve given up. Because, In the end you never cared. I’ll watch you fall. I tried to help. You threw it back in my face. I’ll take a deep breath, And try to forget, That once I called you my best friend. But I don’t care, Because you never did. Run along now, Just [Pretend]
Pretty Liberal Definition Of Classics
Ok Fletch is on AMC. I really do like the movie (books were even better) but I am not sure if it counts as a classic.
Pretty Plz
Pretty Please???
Can someone make me a morph???
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I can't recall the last time I was blessed with peaceful sleep... These vivid dreams and images forever seem to haunt me, see... My situation is unique as far as normality is concerned... I wonder why the lessons i've learned still let me get burned, but I... Chose the path that i'm walking down and I know... Eventually this path will lead to righteousness so... Please believe when I tell you i'm sorry that I mean every word... It isn't just another one of my stories that you always find absurd... So if you can find it in your heart to forgive me one more time... I'll see to it that our paths will never cross the line that was... Drawn in the dirt because the sands wash away and we... Couldn't find any concrete to make it permanent but please... Trust me in the fact that you'll never see me again... Of course we can't still be friends... But we can pretend...
The Pretenders "i'll Stand By You"
I'll Stand By You Lyrics Artist(Band):Pretenders Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don't be ashamed to cry Let me see you through 'cause I've seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You don't know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you So if you're mad, get mad Don't hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too Well I'm a lot like you When you're standing at the crossroads And don't know which path to choose Let me come along 'cause even if you're wrong I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour And I'll never desert you I'll stand by you And when... When the night falls on you, baby You're feeling all alone You won't be on your own I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won'
Pretty Much The Coolest Guy Ever!
Today, I said hi to pretty much the coolest guy ever! Much to my delight, he told me that I could touch him and he meant it in a totally non-sexual way. I was so thrilled that I told him that I would blog about our wonderful evening of touching and stuff (we're talking strictly non-sexually, of course) and so here I am, blogging all about pretty much the coolest guy ever!
Pretty Smile
Hey there pretty girl,I love to see you smile The sunshine can't compare to you And that grin that spreads a mile Your innocence shines brighter then new Turn that pretty smile loose on me Share the secrets of your wonderlust Give me a reason to beleive To let go again and trust I followed her till she came round She turned that pretty smile loose on me She shook her head,said no,it's upside down God blessed me with the ability to fool all who see A frown turned round,is just a pretty smile I swear I tried to love that crazy women Yet she fought me all the way She laughed and said she'd never let me in People live in color,she said"I live in gray", "Some hearts crack,others bleed, I can't give anymore then me I am beautifully broken,I am hurtful words unspoken" Then she turned that pretty smile loose on me again I gave the last of what I had,trying to set her free To reach her broken heart,I'd walk and endless mile God gave her the ability to fool me A fro
Pretty Please
Okay my best friend's graduation is tomorrow night. I need to someone to go with me, I really dont wanna go by myself. I will have my mom's car so I will come and get you. It starts at 7 but I wanna be there at 6:30. If you wanna go let me know..
Pretend That Life Is Like A Game Of Cards.
had my woman taken from me. But to put this in terms that I think you can understand better. Let's just pretend that life is like a game of cards. Except the cards you and I are delt are fine blown glass and as we build friendships and trust, the bond between me and you, the love between you and Someome, we turn over more and more cards but then someday something happens and the cards are swept off the table and shatter in a million pieces and all we want is for those cards to be in tact but wasn't the point in the first place just to play a game of cards?
Prettiest Eyes Contest
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Pretty Good Weekend
well had a decent weekend other than the water heatrer busting and causing a mess and a headache then had a cook out my nephew busted his head open but all is well and back to normal and ill update soon
Pretty Please
pretty please, could you go lay some cherry lovin on my picture..i'm in my first contest!
Pretty Good Day... i cant really complain about it. i woke up around 7 this morning because i heard someone trying to break down my bedroom door. turns out it was my aunt having some kind of crisis that had nothing to do with me. anyway since i knew that going back to sleep wasn't an option i decided to lounge around & hope that sean would call with good news. sure enough after 2 1/2 movies sean called with the news i was hoping for. good news is always sweeter when you think you're not going to hear it. anyway i met luke for lunch at luby's. [[awesome lunch by the way]] i wasn't gonna go but i figured it was better than wasting time at home all alone with the tv & the dogs. lmao. anyway after lunch we went to barnes & nobles where we met up with veronica & tarren. soon we all had some kind of starbucks drink & were talking about baby names. its funny really...i have no idea how we managed to get to baby names from SATs & FDSs. i headed home only to realize that my parents had a
Pretty Ladies And All
would u please comment on my pics even though i need to get some new ones up asap would really apprecitate it all thanks tc ttyl
Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
Pretty Is As Pretty Does
Pretty is as pretty does
I know I've been pretending myself for long enough along with him. . . It was different before. Now there will be someone else to think of, and why would I want to raise my child in a pretend happiness? For once I am not just thinking about myself, but he just see's it as me being selfish as always. I don't want my child to turn 18 and have his or her parents up and split up because we don't have to pretend to be happy for him or her anymore. Why in the hell would I want to fucking do that? I'm trying to grow up, and plan how I want to raise my child, and I don't want to raise it in a life of make believe.
Prettiest Plus Size Cherrytap Lady Contest
I am having a contest for the Prettiest Plus Size Cherrytap Lady Contest Rules 1. You My Bomb Yourself 2. No Auto Bombing 3. No Down rating 4. Must Be A Picture Of You No Morphs All entry's must be in by Thurs. June 21st @ 12 noon est... Contest will Start Just 21th @ 4:30 pm est an run until THURS. June 28th @ 6pm est... the 2 with the most comments and 1 with the most rates will move on to the judges and the winner will be picked by them Prize will a BIG PIMPIN GIFT Fireman 7 C.T. FIRE DEPARTMENT@ CherryTAP

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