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Fu-wedding Invitation
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Horoscopes And Those Who Leave Their Trust In Them
Does anyone ever get into those Horoscopes? I mean there are countless numbers of them out there. I am always getting the one that sounds just like me SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. Oh and just for those who are really, really, really superstitious they throw in this little controlling whim. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. Nice, makes one shiver in their knickers. Just once, just once I want to see the one that says: ARIES: The Aggressive, Mind controlling Freak! Dont
An Good Saying
We all need somebody we can turn to, someone with no reason to stay. So if you fear that your sun is dying and you need the strength to keep trying, well i'll reach out and take you hand and wish u best wishes.
Holy Crap Batman!!!
It's the 26th of January already. I have been staying busy, almost too busy. In the past 5 weeks, I have either been getting ready for the field, in the field, recovering from the field, or getting ready for the field again. I am also getting ready to take over my hand receipt of supplies and equipment assigned to my shop (about 45 million dollars worth), and have had my hands full with a couple of my Soldiers. I now regret all of the hard times I gave my NCOs as I was coming up in the Army. Now does this mean I am all work and no play? HELL NO! It just means I haven't had as much play as I was accustomed to, but it does also mean that I have less time till I am leaving this lovely place for some fun in Georgia, and then some more time on the beach (the one without water). My Ex-Spousal Unit To Be and I had agreed to do a family vacation together, but that has been shot to hell and back. We were going to do a Disney Vacation with the boys. Well, she is planning on g
Define Me
James -- [adjective]: Smells like teen spirit 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
Tool Academy And Mondays
that show is bad news. all of a sudden the girl im dating thinks she can "change" me. The show is entertaining to me, but i'd like to know, how many of you try to change the other person? whatever happened to liking someone for who they are? i know, there are adjustments that need to be made but the fact of the matter is, we are who we are because of YEARS of becoming like this. this is a slight issue i have with dating slightly older girls...hmmmm anywho, funny video: fisting? sorry had to add another funny video..this one pertaining to the subject...kinda
Twilight Charecter
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Sono Volo...
She has come to me in my dreams She sings her song in my soul Her words push away the shadows in me I beg for her smile She has but to whisper and I am alive The world around me fades when I see her face There is none that can enflame me as she Her touch cleans all my wounds I pray that she stays forever mine The thought of her lifts me higher For her I burn "Sono Ut Mihi Perspicuus Angelus"
Dove's Farewell
It makes me very sad to say Goodbye to the Ladies of The Pegasus Project Due to internal issues beyond my control, I can no longer stay with The Pegasus Project. Sending My Love, On The Wings Of A Dove Click on the pic to visit Dove Goddess' Page I wish to tell each and every one of the Ladies of The Pegasus Project what an honor it was to be the Co Founder of such a special and wonderful group of ladies. I love each and every one of you and will miss you very much. Unfortunately, the dream I had originally planned when I started the group, is not being met. I want to assure you that this decision has absolutely nothing to do with the ladies of the group. It's just that sometimes things at the top stray so far away from the dream that it can't be corrected. So, it is with a very heavy heart that I've withdrawn from the group and now say Goodbye. (repost of original by 'Dove Goddess ♥ FuMinister-Owner Fubar Beach Wedding Chapel' on '2009-01-25 21:35:15')
Olafur Eliasson
Reverse Funnel System Mlm
Reverse Funnel System MLMLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowIf you're in the internet marketing niche, than you've heard of Ty Coughlin's Reversed Funnel System, an MLM program created to help entrepreneurs make money online, however, Mr. Coughlin's system is a misnomer to what the reverse funnel really is, and I would even go farther and say that Coughlin's system gives the reversed funnel a bad name.Coughlin's program is more of a system. Words printed on a piece of paper for entrepreneurs to read so they can automate their business. But the program focuses on getting traffic to the business, and keep getting traffic to the business. For Coughlin's program, the system is dependent on traffic. The more traffic you have to your business, the more money you're going to make. This isn't what the reverse funnel is. On the contrary, with the reverse funnel more traffic is actually worse.The reverse funnel isn't dependent on traffic. The real reverse funnel focuses on individuals, it fo
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My Path
I reach out to you in love and friendship and I beg you, please do not turn away. I may walk a different path, but its the path set before me and I must stay. I do not ask that you join beside me and mirror every step I make. For mine is not your path to walk it is MINE alone to take. I only ask that when our paths cross that we will be loving friends. And share the wisdom that we have gathered, along lifes confusing bends. Then perhaps one day our shared wisdom will alter the paths we take. And our paths will expand and blend and we can walk together... on a path that We Make
The Red Paintings
I know how hard dating is and it's even worse if you've been married once before. How do you find the right guy/gal to be in your life? I dated a lot before I was married, but always went for the bad boys. It's not the way to go, believe me. I married a bad boy the first time around and from the evening of our honeymoon, he beat the heck out of me, which is why he's my former spouse. I was married to him a lot longer than I should been, but I wanted to stay married to the first fellow I married because it was the Catholic thing to do. I finally went to counseling and figured that I don't need to stay in an abusive marriage, especially if I didn't want my then 2-yo daughter making the same mistakes I did. And remember, even men can be in abusive relationships. I didn't date for the first two years after I divorced my first husband because I needed to figure out who I was and I didn't want to make the same mistake I did marrying him in the first place. So, I didn't date un
Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System
Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel SystemLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowIt may be easier to ask how could people not love the reverse funnel system? The reverse funnel system makes people a lot of money, it made me enormous amounts of money in a short period of time. The reverse funnel system is constantly working, and it is working for you! Therefore the reverse funnel system is your friend people love their friends.I love the reverse funnel system. It made me almost thirty thousand dollars the first month I became a part of the system. Never before in my life have I been as grateful for an internet marketing system as when I was introduced to the reverse funnel system. It has done things for me that none of my closest friends would it has given me thousands and thousands of dollars.Therefore, I have concluded that anyone who loves money and wants financial freedom will love the Reverse Funnel System.Any one who wants to control their destiny and become part of a successful team tha
Need A Cure For The Monday Blues
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! Sarge's Bad Girls **BooBooKittyFuk** MuRdAMoMs W Gʧ
Ty Coughlin Rfs
Ty Coughlin RFSLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel System has swept through the industry faster than any other business opportunity in a long time. Everywhere you look there are those red banners that promise an income of $5,000 per week. Few business opportunities have achieved such popularity so quickly but the question is is it just hype or does this system actually deliver on its promise?While the Reverse Funnel System does have its share of hype the system is actually very complete and provides everything a new marketer needs to start and grow a new online business on autopilot.It is important to keep in mind that the Reverse Funnel System is not a business opportunity in and of itself. It is a sales system for promoting the Global Resorts Network or GRN which is the business opportunity. RFS is simply a system for making sales and it is proving to be a system that actually works.Within the member's area of the Reverse Funnel System affiliates can access trai
My Babe
So, my man is so awesome.. I was on here with all the funness and he came out and was so sweet. He told me he had to have me go lay down with him cuz he couldn't sleep without me cuddling him til he fell asleep. I think that is so cute and I love the man to death. Such a sweetheart. And he is so cute too. Lol. Now thats what I like to call a Honey. Other than that... the day was cool. Spent the whole day home and with my bro. And cant wait til I get tired. I know I have that sexy thing waiting for me in the room. lol
Distortion Campaigns
One of the classic behaviors of a person suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder is the vilification campaign. The target is the person against whom the perpetrator Borderline conducts the vilification. The intent is to destroy the targets reputation and thereby destroy the targets relationships with family and friends, employers, doctors, teachers, therapists, and others. The intent may even be to force the target to leave the community, put the target in prison, or even kill the target. As with so many things involving Borderlines and their typical inability to understand or respect boundaries, there really are no limits. People without BPD may practice vilification campaigns, also, but they are often tied to BPD or similar personality disorders. The classic BPD book Stop Walking on Eggshells refers to these as distortion campaigns. This choice of words emphasizes that the campaign employs lies, exaggerations, fictions, partial truths, and other reality distortion tec
4 Married Men Gone Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.'
Ty Coughlin
Ty CoughlinLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe reverse funnel system is a marketing system that was launched 2nd quarter of last year, and has created a great deal since it was introduced to the public.The reverse funnel system has created a total automation for your home business, able to create you, $1000 per sales without having to call people, qualify them, close them, or do anything other then send traffic to your Reverse Funnel System.In this lens I will be step by step show you what exactly the Reverse Funnel System is, and on black and white show you whether it is a scam or this is real deal and avoidance to back the claims up.Reverse Funnel System is a home business. Like any other legit business that you get your self involve with you have to invest time, energy and of course money.Now what makes Reverse Funnel System so different then other online business is your job ends at advertisement. They do the rest.
To Love A Borderline 2
Stay the hell away from these people they will only bring you down. It's always the same. They go from being extremely caring and loving to hating you within seconds. They wont show there true side of who they really are until they have you hooked and emotional attachments are formed. Once they know they have you the madness begins. They will rage at you for no reason, be abusive, want nothing to do with you, become extremely clingy, and smear campaign you to everyone. The relationships never work out because ultimately you are their trigger. Infact borderlines behaviors get worse when they enter a relationship. These people can never keep it together, as hard as they try to act normal they can not sustain it for any reason. Infact.. Normal is very scary to them.. How to Spot a Borderline? They will tell you they love you within 2 weeks They will tell you their darkest secrets very fast They will put you a pedestal and idealize you They will force a bond very fast that d
Is This Where We Are Heading?
My friend Chris (family) sent me this article, knowing I spent 10 years in the USAF, all I could so is shake my head and say... Is this this sad or what? Please read the letter below and comment. True Story.. Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have st ung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at app
Yay, Hugh Laurie!
I don't usually watch award shows because they are boring. I was briefly glancing at the results for the Screen Actors Guild awards and saw this: Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series Michael C. Hall, "Dexter" Jon Hamm, "Mad Men" Hugh Laurie, "House M.D." (Winner) William Shatner, "Boston Legal" James Spader, "Boston Legal" Yay, Hugh Laurie! House is my favorite show, I have a huge crush on Hugh Laurie. It just made me happy.
Rfs Scam
RFS scamLearn the secrets of the Internet WealthyThere is a vast range of people who the reverse funnel system is for but the reverse funnel system is not made for everybody.It is made for people who want to make a lot of money.It is made for people who are willing to work hard and work long hour days.It is for people who want to retire after 3-5 years in the business instead of 30-50.Its simple, you need to be a great marketer to work the reverse funnel system and you need to be consistently driving traffic to your link to the system but eventually you will have produced so many avenues for traffic to come from that you will begin to not even know where you are getting this traffic from.You will have people searching YOU out and you might have to ask them how they found you.The reverse funnel system is for hard workers, but smart workers. The reverse funnel system is for people who dont want to spend the entire medium, the prime of their life, in a cubicle or in some other person wor
Late Night Thoughts
I Dont Miss You
To my so called friend for 10 yrs... A tear forms in my eye, I hate you I wish nothing more then to forget you .....but at times i miss you but i dont miss feeling degrated hurt embarrassed used I remember ....I dont miss you
Girlfriend Aplication
girlfriend application just for kicks 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14. Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me -would you? 21. Would you have sex with me? 22. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. phone numbe
PINK-HEARTBREAKER Heartbreaker lyrics I keep thinkin' bout that little sparkle in your eye Is it a light from the angels, or your devil deep inside? What about the way you say you love me all the time Are you liftin' me up to heaven, just to drop me down the line? There's a ring around my finger, But will you change your mind? And you tell me that I'm beautiful, But that could be a lie Are you a heartbreaker? Maybe you want me for the ride What if I'm fallin' for a heartbreaker? And everything is just a lie I won't be leavin' here alive I won't be leavin' here alive, no Temporary happiness is like waiting for the knife Cause I'm always watchin' for someone to show their darker side So maybe I'll sit back and just enjoy all this for now Watch it all play out, see if you really stick around But there's always this one question That keeps me up at night Are you my greatest love Or disappointment in my life? Are you a heartbreaker? Maybe you wan
It seems as of lately people have not been able to understand my way of thinking. I guess I may appear to come off as "cold-hearted". For starters; I question everything. It is my logical side. Even if there is not a puzzle in front of me. My brain will event one. It will work overtime until it finds something in my life to question. People don't seem to understand why I don't believe the bull most people dish out. Along with being logical; I have to see some things in order to believe it. Of course there is my other side that is caring and emotional. Sometimes my logical side kicks that sides ass.
For My Beloved Husband
For A Beloved Husband Words are hard at times. Words can go unsaid. When times comes to an end I will not want to leave my heart and soul passion for you unsaid. The day comes upon me with great knowledge that I was lucky the day I found you. The night we first held each other was like me being reborn into a world full of happiness and endless love. Never a moment passes that my heart and soul doesnt feel your love around me. Today is not about yesterday or what may or may not come upon tomorrow rising sun, each moment is a lifetime, so I live each moment with you to its fullest with love. I fear nothing because of you. I see forever with your eyes. For you my beloved husband is the greatest love from God blessed upon me. Adored by my body heart and soul forever upon the first day we took our holy vows of marriage. Admired forever within this trembling body, heart and soul like you are holy my salvation within your heart and soul. Darling, I will always be complete as
Confession Of My Heart
Confession of My Heart Words flowing within a strong desire and passion to speak what go unsaid. I love him, But He cares not for me in the same. How did I fall so hard and complete for a man, who shallow like dreams with no substance within them to become real? My heart burns for him. He is my only desire, yet Im without him in my arms tonight. I would do anything for him. Become all for him, if he just turns around see, hear and feel my heart and soul desire to love him forever. We walk upon two different pathways, But Now our paths had crossed. I reached out to him knowing I was in love with long ago. Never saying the words that lurk within my heart and soul for him because I felt he would just laugh at my love for him. I write words. Create things to make his life more than what it is now, But He just moves about in his own little world without me. Does he not feel my pain upon each night I cry myself to sleep? Can he feel me sorrow upon the rising sun as I w
i cant say hi to yall one at a time tack to long so i will say hi here hello to u all how r yall thanks for adds and all the other great thangs yall have dun from me and yall all are great ppl thanks and love you alll
Is This Nsfw
Not the choice of html,... this commercial. Is it or is it not? NSFW. /p> say what you will but the only thing that makes this truly NSFW is the mind whom thinks it to be. Otherwise, This is every thing but, NSFW.
Going Crazy
i just writing to get stuff off my mind , i have alot of stress in my life right now, i some times dont know if i can keep on going, but i know i have to. i dont talk to anyone, i hold everything that happens inside and i know one day its going to be bad thing for everyone, cause i will just blow up and well thats a bad thing. but i dont know if i can go on after all thats going on is over if it turns out for the worst, it will kill me to much and so i and hoping that it will turn out great, i guess i will have to wait and see. all i know life can suck so much. and thank god for having family, that is helping me......
The Joyful Laughter
I'm gonna offend someone because thats what im truely good at. I cant just spare everyones feelings. They say Once a Marine Always a marine right? why??? I dont know a marine whos hacked it longer then 4 years... I asked some guy that who got out after 4 years he said 4 years in the marines is like 20 in the army... Every single time i speak to a marine i hate them a little more... So to my boyz in the army.. YOUR THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO...AND IM DAMN PROUD YOU DIDNT JOIN THE MARINES. LOVEEEEEE YOU! IF YOU MARINES HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT CRY...cuz thats really what marines are good at CRYING...
What Is Love ??
Just This Once!
Just This Once.... looking out, thinking of you as images of your smile fill my mind. Thinking how your voice can both speed up my heartbeat and at the exact same moment stop it. Hearing all you say loving each word as if it were the voice of your soul speaking to me. Crying and dying to hear you say just once with your voice, heart, and soul that I am the one. You see you are that person, that one. And this time I not only want but need to be the one. Just this time and only this time. Just this once can't I be the one!
Glass Perception
From my window looking in A glass perception Of a world destroyed by sin Look in to find ambition A broken drive And only a glance of recognition. From my window looking in A storm of longing For a place of the good twin Stare down anger And leave your heart in danger From my window looking in A blank memoir Forget life and back then Close the doors to turn away Forget everything you see today From your window looking in.
A Lost Soul
Things begin to become clearer...The days fade without recognition, my mind becomes blank and my heart hollow. Nothing changes. Will it ever? With every step of happiness comes the fate of knowing the truth. Happiness is only a part of living. Blank expressions throughout the room hault a surprising ending to what could have been. The tears that fall may be of sorrow, but I pick myself, brush off and move forward, nothing more that can be done. With every smile is a lie. With every step forward is a two steps back. How can it be true, when it wasn't real to begin with? Everything happens for reasons that are unknown, but with a faulty heart comes the pain of feeling the eyes upon you knowing the heartache within. You want to explode, but most times you sit and fake it to let everyone think you're fine. My heart may be forever lost, but never forgotten...
Rfs Review
RFS reviewLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowWith the advancement of technology, the internet has gained the utmost importance. The entire business system revolves under the influence of internet marketing. Online marketing is the booming business of today and the Reverse Funnel System is the pioneer in making this system function effectively. With a team of members, Ty Coughlin has created a magnificent system called the Reverse Funnel System and it is changing lives, fast!The Reverse Funnel System is absolutely different from other systems that we have heard of till date. This system helps in bringing the typical type of people of your choice. The people of your choice mean the number of people having similar opinion. There are best and distinct benefits in the older network marketing forms. Speaking of difference, this system depends entirely on marketing and not on probabilities. People who opt for Reverse Funnel System should study and get trained in it to work for marketing.
You Don't Have To Tell Me Twice
Try this: 1 cup blackberries 1 cup canned milk 1/2 spoon sugar Let it set for 10 minutes so the sugar can melt. Mmm. So good. Trust me. Moving on... I'm not the type of woman who begs. I won't be the type of woman who begs. My therapist once told me I had seperation anxiety/abandonment issues because I'm adopted. That anytime someone in my life threatens to leave, whether it be friend or lover or more, I freak out and convince them to stay and act out and blah blah blah. That was SEVERAL years ago but I can see myself still acting the same way. I saw it very recently. I cant do that anymore. Gotta have some pride and self respect. I shouldn't have to convince anyone to stay in my life. So here it is, Lesson #1 for my Never Again Philosophy for 2009: If they want to go, let them go. Better yet, if they want ME to go, I'm out. You don't have to tell me twice. I won't be punked or anyone's punk bitch. lol That was too serious for a second, I had to laugh.
Have You Ever...
Have you ever met someone and thought to yourself that they werent your type, but yet you gave them time that you took out of your busy schedule just to see what was there cause you seem interested but didnt know why? Have you ever had someone walk into your life unexpectedly and you fall hard for them? Have you ever met someone that seemed so true and so real that you let your guard down and let them get close to you? Have you ever dated someone who you thought in the beginning was just another guy, but yet you got attached and everything seemed right, he was the one? Have you ever fell for all the I love yous? The you are the only one? You are my sweetums? I love you with all my heart? You have no worries? I have...Then all of a sudden everything that you have experienced comes shattering down.. You start to feel like something isnt right. You start questioning all the lil things. You start hearing rumors and getting emails and messages saying he is lyin
Written From Your Prospective, Whoever You Are. Trust Me.
sometimes when I'm all alone I cuts chunks out of my leg and I watch the crevise fill with blood and overflow. i have mastered flesh. I can remove it without touching the veins or the arteries or anything that's underneath. I am only concerned with the surface, the underneath is god's construction. I wish that you knew, but you won't ever know. I lost my legs asleep in the closet when a working chainsaw cut through the ceiling and landed on my thighs and slipped into my dream and I didn't wake up until it had cut through and caught carpet. There was a hole in the ceiling and my father was looking down. He said, "I was just seeing if that thing still worked. Guess it does." I never asked him why he didn't jump down to save my legs, nor has he ever suggested that he should have. Now I wheel through the walking world and take sympathy and scrutiny from passers by and they feel the same to me. Fuck, who cares. There is nothing like love in the walking world. They've not
First Day
Captain's log, star date.... um
I think my lackluster management of my schedule is finally catching up to me. I've not been in the back to school mood, and this online class really has me thrown off. I missed a little chapter quiz, no big deal, just irritates me. I have to get things together or I'm not going to make it. I didn't realize how tired I've been until tonight. I sent a message to a professor and realized I posted it on the class wide discussion board. It was my weekly evaluation of my group members. Fortunately I forgot to attach the file with their scores. So at least I look less dumb. Or at least they don't know how I rated them. I've been off on small things today. Like when I go to bed I always change my status on yahoo, msn and aim so people know they aren't going to get me. Tonight I went to change it, and it was already changed. I don't remember doing that. I think I'll just have to start paying a bit more attention to things. And do my work before the last minute. Hah.
It's A Tough New World....
Although the days under Bush were tough, it is seeming to get even tougher under Obama - to no fault of Obama as he is doing what he can, under the circumstances. In fact, one of the smartest moves was him putting a ceiling on those making over $100k on the Hill and cutting their ability to make more during these hard times for everyone, demonstrating for the first time (by ANY President) that they are about for the people. While the people are taking paycuts etc at their place of businesse to survive this hard flow of times, the government is also going to feel the reprecussions as well. SMART, very smart, for Obama to do that. Where I work, they have already laid off 9 folks; and then recently there was a 10% paycut for anyone making over $40k. We're anticipating that we might have to go to a 32 hr work week instead of 40. This would still keep us at a fulltime status; however, we would get paid strictly for 32 hrs instead of 40. They are doing everything that they can to av
Just A Little Giggle
A woman went into a bar inTexas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped Up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen, so she asked him if it Was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, 'Sure is, li'l lady. Why don't you come on Out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?' The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with Him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't Nobody ever paid me for mah services before' 'Don't be flattered,' she said. 'Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.'
One today is worth two tomorrows.... What the hell does this quote mean? can anyone tell me?
Thought Your Should Know
I shouldn't love you but i want to i just cant turn away i shouldn't see you but i cant move i cant look away and i don't know how to be fine when im not cause i don't know how to make a feeling stop just so know this feelings taking control of me and i cant help it i wont sit around, i cant lose now thought you should know ive tried my best to keep to a hold of you but don't want to hide anymore gotta say it all. its getting hard to be around you there's so much i cant say do you want me to hide the feelings and look the other way this emptiness is killing me and im wondering why ive waited so long looking back i realized it was always there just never spoken i been waiting here to someone who was special to me and let me go i will always care
Deaf Friends
just wondering if there are any other DEAF FRIENDS out there??? Come add me/rate/comment....whatever else....PEACE!!!
All That Remains-2 Weeks
All That Remains-the Air I Breathe
About Me
Ive started to look at the world through new eyes. I have come to terms with the fact that I am not perfect,no one is..;I am a pretty laid back girl, easy to get along with,But I understand not everyone will always love me, appreciate me, or approve of the things I do or who I am. And you know what? That's perfectly okay. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Either way I am not going to change what I do, who I am,I know that not everyone will always be there for me. However, I've learned to not count on anyone being there for me, the only thing I can really count on is the unexpected- and most importantly; myself. I get in life what I truly believe I deserve. And trust me, I have had my fair share of liars, backstabbers, and cheaters... and all along they thought they got the best of me. But today, Im standing right here laughing in their faces. After all that I know what I deserve, and I deserve to be treated with love, sensitivity, kindness, and most importantly RESPECT. And
Locked away in an insane asylum of my brain . Fighting with my heart the battle rages on struggling to escape these emotions that keep me locked away . Like a bird in a cage I desire to be free . Wanting to laugh,live,LOVE others,someone,anyone ! But locked in this Asylum I struggle to escape the LOVE I want,desire,need to be free of this Insanity ...
10 Years-wasteland
10 Years- Beautiful
College Stress
This is the 3rd year of my classes and I have been doing very well with them. Actually have a grade point adverage I am so proud of. BUT I am taking a class that has me so frustrated, almost to tears. This class already has a fast pace to it. I am a full time babysitter of 2 toddlers (18 monthers) part time Sub teacher, mother of 2, 4-H leader, and a captin of a dart team. Which that one is helpful for relxing my stress. The weekends are the only time I really have to clean carpets, and shopping, and any extra activites since I can't really go anywhere during the week due to the toddlers. Well I am off to read a chapter that was suppose to be read last week. ekkk.
My Yahoo Pingbox
Hello :) Now when I am signed into yahoo you can come to my page and chat with me on yahoo from there. You do not need to have my screen name or give me yours. You just need to enter a name...preferably your fubar name into the box (so that I know who I'm talking to) and then we can chat. It is only viewable to me and you. Hope to talk to you soon! The box is located in the "about me" section of my page.
Song Stitch.
I feel held back like every day without love is served just a smidge too dry when I'm already in a desert full of broken glass and furious sun. Like I've got a thousand cigs and not a god damn match. I feel like I'm in quicksand. Each passing minute is just another boot on my head pushing me down down down into that thick suffocation and blackness. Gleefully reminding me of what I deserve. Maybe they're right maybe I am too god damned anti-social maybe I am too picky. But shouldn't we take "uncompromising" as a compliment sometimes? Another scar Another muscle creak Another knotch on my belt passed and signifying nothing. Makes me wonder how my enemies are doing. Did all this living well blot out their indiscretions? Is my revenge complete? This isn't living well... this isn't living. Every day without... is a slow waltze into death wake- suffer- dream- Peace is only in the phantasms of my night
Banana Phone
New Skin
Made this one for a friend of mine, Pink Skulls :) Main background image is Header is Click to Preview Click to Rip
Bling Auction (closed)
I have got some This auction is closed thank you So come on by and make a bid! And get you some This Bulletin Is By... SinfulBrat
It's Power Metal Week!
Ok metalheads this week it's Edguy's Hellfire Club going up against Gamma Ray's Majestic. Voting begins tonight and ends Sunday February 1st at 8 p.m. eastern. Don't forget to place your votes!!
The Legend Of The Faceless In Japanese Mythos: Part Iii
The priests were befuddled for none could look upon their new charge and all cringed when he came into a room. The other students shrieked in fear and would flee his presence. Amongst the slaves, even the eunichs would refuse to teach him how to properly bathe or dress. The child would be banished to unoccupied sections of the temnple for fear that pilgrams woukd see him and flee and so things went for years. With each passing day, the isolated child grew more bitter and cold and the monks grew ever more fearful that the sea princess would return and see their failure and in her anger devour them. And so it seemed that this would be how the child's life would pass until fate stepped in. A carpenter from the village was set a work in the temple. Seeing the child, the carpenter was frightened, but; instead of fleeing he set about and carved a wodden mask for the boy and gave it to the monks for the child. To the monk's dismay. the child refused to wear the mask for he had long sin
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The Graduate
Some days I feel like I'm the only man on a very small planet. You walk for days, but you only go a few feet before you pass that same dead flower again. The stars tissle and giggle as I try to lay down to sleep. My back curves on the surface, and if I look real hard I can almost see my feet. I'm not exactly sure what I'm trying to accomplish up here. Serenity escaped me years ago. Sollice I can have in a dark closet or a fully stocked wine cellar. I'd kick a pebble to chase, but its rather apt to hit the back of my head. Maybe I came out here to hold my breath and petulantly wait for rescue.
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Bread Delivery
Betwixt sipping sangria and making a small alteration on a dress I wore for most of the Belizian trip, J and I were lounging on the bed in our Hopkins cabin, door open, sea breeze drifting in, local dogs wandering in and out. Suddenly I heard my name. "Sugar? Sugar? Did you want to buy some bread?" Dorothy, the owner of our cabin, had told us earlier that the only good bread in the village was to be purchased from a handful of children who came around every afternoon, carrying warm coconut bread in baskets, and charging a dollar per loaf (50 cents in US dollars). We'd been looking forward to the bread delivery, but it came at an inopportune time. I had been modeling my newly-altered dress, and J was lounging on the bed, sans clothing. I was in the middle of a lazy afternoon muah-kaak session. Hearing my name, I looked up. And saw Dorothy, standing in front of the cabin, peering up through the patio rails, no doubt seeing me snacking on manflesh. "KIDS! Don't go in u
Mind Fuck
I'm mezmerized hypnotized by the minds of the spies in the skies the government is telling us lies whats this new equation a hidden alien civilization keep your head clear study the situation they perform mental manipulation so they give you vizualization of war they want you to destory all you stand for those ufos are on a mission destruction of the human race thats their only condition And we lack the knowledge and the ammunition to take on the right Defensive position conspirtors sit and they come to conflusions stop trippin now and loose your illusions cause all you'll find Is the ruins of this mental delusion a corner just full of this mental pollution freak out now at scientists just staring in amusement break down your world collapses in an instant whats real whats fake is this still our dimension it's weighing you down you cant take the tension j
Leveling Blog 353
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Auction For Valentine Win A Teddy With A Teddy! Taking Entries Now Till The 1st Of February
"It That Time Of The Year To Host My First Valentine Day Auction! New Twist All Pic Must Be Sfw And Picture In Favorite Nightgown OR Teddy And Holding a Teddy Bear or Favorite stuff animal. The auction will run for two weeks! Now the fun is about to begin the contestant with the most rates will win a 2 month vip!! Will open on the February 1st at 7 p.m and end on February 13 at 7 p.m............................! Please send pic to AKAMRS. T, with what you are offering for approval. Rules: No drama and only serious bigger And please remember the host is not responsible for the bidder does not pay.
I'm bored out of my mind! That's all.
Poem From My Daughter
17 Years It's hard to believe it's been seventeen years I'm so proud of the person I'm becoming I make a lot of mistakes I know But at the end of the day I realize something I do more good than bad And that makes me feel proud But I'm not just proud of myself Because I feel someone else deserves that credit That person has done so much for me She has given me everything I needed in life I never got everything I wanted and I am so glad Because it would have just spoiled me and made me someone else Because I didn't get everything I wanted I learned to appreciate the things I got So I found that it is better to get a little than a lot That person also made me generous And when I blow my money At least it's not always on myself That person made me as friendly as I am Not hateful to everyone in sight And now I have more friends than I could imagine I ha
The Legend Of The Faceless In Japanese Mythos: Part Ii
And so the child sank beneath the water; but, neither the beasts below nor the waves above would abide his hideous face and unwilling to feast upon or sustain the child, the waves cast him upon the shore, where laying alone and rejected the babe began to wail and cry for warmth and hunger. And the day slipped into night and still the child lay upon the pebbles and sand alone. The gulls wheeled and turned away from him. The crabs and other scavengers turned aside when they looked upon his face. The dawn came and went time and again and even the breeze refused to roll up the beach. And so it went on until one day the daughter of the great sea god happened upon the boy while she was disguise as a great oyster. Having no eyes to be offended with, she bumped into the babe and took pity on the lonely naked child. Cradling him in the softness of her innards, she took him to the bottom of the sea and determined that she would raise him there as her own. And so for many years the hideous
I Am Someone
I want to post this blog because I want people to know how I feel, how I hurt, how I wish. Please if you could take just about 4 minutes out of your hectic life to listen to this song. 6 Months ago I would have never even knew who this band was or the songs that they sing if it hadn't have been for my loving boyfriend Ryan. He opened my eyes to a life that I never thought I would care to get into. After listening to this song I realized I just want someone to hear me. I want someone to know that I am here and that I am not just another face floating across your screen or a name in your bartab. I am someone and I want to be heard.
The Hurt.....
Well I know the words But I can't really speak them to you And I hide all the pain That I've gained with my wisdom from you And I'm eaten alive By what I hold inside All the things that I live with I can't easily hide And I'm left here with nothing Nothing to live for But you It's not easy to hide All this damage inside I'll carry it with me Until I'm not alive When you look at my face Does it seem just as ugly To you And I can't seem to erase All the scars that I lived with From you I'm so sick of this place And this taste in my mouth Cause of you I can't figure What I'm all about And I'm left here with nothing Nothing to live for But you
Yesterday I got a hold of Skully's laptop while he wasn't watchin, and rated a whole buncha guys from his page :) Now apparently he got 17 friend's requests :) ohh, someone is gettin popular :)
Greetings Fubar
Hello FUBAR readers of blogs. I am Mistshadow, I am a semi non-normal person who found this place by happenstance one time. I figured I would make a somewhat introductionary blog posting. In regards to my lack of salute: Currently, I have no digital or web camera in which to take photos of my self. So when I'm able to have a friend take some pics of me, namely when they arn't busy, I'll try to get a salute on my page. I assure you that I am a real person, not some robot. Granted i realize that saying such might lead one to think otherwise. My guess on the estimated time in which a salute will be up it 1 to 1.5 weeks, I'm hoping by Thursday. Anyhoo, I'm learning the site slowly and hope to make some interesting friends while im here, hopefully actual friends rather then those interested in increasing their e-peen size by number of friends and fans. Many greetings Fubar-ians
Really People
All right lets see where to begin. I just got 4 messages about NSFW pics. # of them I can undersatnd as I should have marked the drawings as NSFW just because it shows a woman with her leg up looking over her right shoulder and were her crotch is there are teeth and a tounge. This drawing was done for a friend of mine over one of his ex's. But the other pic that was in the me folder was a picture of me shown from the neck down of me with no shirt on and standing with my pajama pants on. Now I know there are a lot of shirtless guy pics out there so what is so wrong with this one?? Are they offended by the the Dallas Cowboys pants I am wearing (now I know that not everyone is a Cowboys fan) but really. Get a life people....ha ha ha.
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Hurry Up And Wait....
So as I said before my trip in to DC was uneventful on Monday when I was going in to get my tickets for the inauguration. I got off of the train at Union Station and as I made my way up from the depths of the earth to ground level I began to realize just how congested DC was really going to be for the next few days. I have never had the pleasure of being in Union Station before so when I came into the main hall, I was floored. It is amazingly beautiful. Once I got through the doorway and started looking towards the street the Capital dome came in to view. No matter how many times I have seen this amazing sight, it still gives me goosebumps. There were street vendors everywhere. You could buy anything you wanted from posters to tshirts to thong underwear with President Obama's name or face on it. Navigating the crowd was interesting because there was so much congestion around the vendors but I managed to make my way through the crowds and headed toward Capital Hill. Once I go
I have to get this out. I'm not looking for a pity party or whining about my life. I'm not trying to be a martyr and I know that I can change my feelings, and I'm working on all of this right now. I guess you could just call this blog, a grouping of energy and thoughts. Sometimes, I feel like a failure. I feel like nothing I do is ever good enough. I do so much for everyone around me, and I get nothing in the way of appreciation or thanks for it. I feel like I fail as a wife, a mother, a friend, etc...I could go on and on, but I think you all get the general idea. Life is what we make it, or so someone once said. In relativity, that's a true statement, but when you deal in facts, as I tend to do, it isn't. Life isn't what you make it, life is a game. A long monotonous game, consisting of the cards we are dealt and how those cards are played by us. We as humans are an oddity to me, because at some point in your life, you will come across complete imbeciles and wonder, sometimes
Current Giveaways ~ Sigh.......
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 7,840 comments (+1,028) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! Currently at 42,541 comments (+1,180) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...
The Legend Of The Faceless In Japanese Mythos: Part I
Many centuries ago, when the lesser peoples still dwelt in the dark and ignorance, there lived amongst the human beings a samurai of no particular importance. One day his young and pretty wife informed him that she was with child. Elated, as this was to be his first child, the samurai went to the temple and made sacrafices to the appropriate gods and spirits of his family and master and in patience went about his life awaiting the child's birth. On the day the child was born the samurai waited outside his wife's room while his village mid-wife and nurse and an old temple priest tended to his young and pretty wife. The samurai heard the birthing screams grew louder and knew that the childs arrival was nigh. Then came the child's cries and the samurai rose to his feet eager to look upon the child but instead was greeted with shrieks of horror and the mid-wife and nurse exploded from his wife's room and ran past him scraming in fear. The samurai burst into the room. The priest lay
Sage Francis "water Line"
Water Line I just sit there And let the thoughts flood And I remind myself, "It's all right, it's all good, it's all love" It's not though Cause there's a kink in the armor A pot hole I'm sinking in While I think of the drama So I stand up Start to pace in my living room Set my eye to the highway knowing that I'll play chicken soon There's a vanity plate with my name on it There's a Davey Crockett hat with a Masonic fat cat under it A musket rifle spitting at my feet They want me to dance in the middle of the street And I respect my elders, so I do as I'm told But I offset the bell curve when I do it with soul Losing control Guilty feet do have rhythm They just dance to the wrong theme music to amuse the villain Instead of killing, I'll spare the raccoon And start filling sandbags as I stare at the moon and let the thoughts flood Blessed are those who are dammed When the levee broke How many choked on the steps to a slow dance? A staircase to a hug with no ha
Wish I was to dead to cry My self-affliction fades. Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be. I'll keep slipping farther, but once I hold on, I won't let go til it bleeds. Wish I was to dead to care, If indeed I can at all. Never had a voice to protest, so you fed me shit to digest. I wish I had a reason, my flaws are open season. For this I gave up trying.. One good turn deserves my dying. And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be. I'll keep slipping farther. But once I hold on, I won't let go til it bleeds. Wish I'd died instead of lived, a zombie hides my face. A shell forgotten with it's memories Diaries left with cryptic entries, and you don't need to bother; I don't need to be (here) I'll keep slipping farther, and once I hold on... I'll never live down my deceit. -Stone Sour
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Come on over to our cottage for a glass any time, to prove and debate this topic. In a number of carefully controlled trials, however, scientists have already demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it a
Usa...who Is Timothy Geithner?
Hi, I feel like I should explain my status blurb left last evening (title of this blog). Several of you had expressed your concerns for my well-being, which I sincerely appreciate and hold you DEARLY for it. So...who IS Tim Geithner? Well, Obama has chosen him to be in control over the IRS, for one thing. Mr. Geithner, it appears, had not paid his employment taxes for SEVERAL years!...Hmm, he claims he didn't KNOW he owed tax? He used Turbo tax to do his return?? Well, I am told that Turbo Tax prompts the user about his income and if it is taxable. Anyone who wishes to go into business himself and become "self-employed" should not do so if he is ignorant of tax law and what his responsibilities would be. Self-employment taxes are due QUARTERLY as income is EARNED throughout the year. It is a "pay-as-you-go" system. One would think that if a man is to oversee our country, and the Democrats or Obama feel that "he is the ONLY person who can help us or do this job"...then he sho
One rests, Upon soft, Silent, Prayers, Codeine, Enters the System, aGAIN & AGAIN. In pain & comfort, Duty rears its ugly head, Sometimes ............. Just sometimes ....... Were better off dead!
Pimped By Tweek & Kerizzzma :)
Television is officially dead and buried, well it's been dead for a few years now. Great quality shows such as Smallville, Battlestar Galactica and House are overshadowed by the trainwreck shows such as American Idol, Rock of Love and every freaking reality show out there. Now I am a huge fan of the CW show Smallville because being a fan of Superman since I was a small child I love the new spin on the character. It is very well written and they introduce all of the DC Universe characters (with the exception of Batman and Wonder Woman). I love the new spin on all of the DC characters and I understand why they did not put Bruce Wayne (Batman) into the show itself (Character issues because of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies.) Now when I was a kid I didnt watch much sci-fi television shows, the ones I did watch though were Battlestar Galactica (the original), Buck Rogers, Doctor Who (The Tom Baker Years) and old episodes of the classic Star Trek. I am very disappointed that the
Oh Lord help me I bought them!! I SWORE I wouldn't cuz they are so damn ugly!! I bought a pair of UGG boots. That isn't even fair to say, since I am so damn cheep, I bought FUGGS. Ever since I broke my toe this winter my feet have been freezing. For anyone not from around here, it is like 10degrees every freakin day. The only shoes I can wear are some slide on Sketchers (also ugly) and I am sick of snow all in them. So, I had to break down & find something that I can wear that won't make me cry, & these ugly things fit the bill. Sorry to all the fashionista's out there, they are cheap knock offs, but I don't care!! I will be back in my trusty Chuck Taylors soon enough!!
I Hate To Rant Again, But...(yes, Someone Irked Me
I'm not going to win too many friends today by saying this, but finally I have to say it clearly. If you don't want to date me. I don't care(No exclamation point). I don't need to shout it because I'm in complete 'sigh' will-you-get-over-yourself mode. Whether it be an ex-girlfriend or someone online or just some lady that I know. I say: Really? The only thing that I recall made of the best things on earth is Snapple. Yeah, you have your own individual greatness, yet you do not understand that being a single person means that I still have choice just like you do. Yes, ever since you were 12 or 13, dudes have been trying to get something from you. But keep in mind that there are more of you than us. There are women that are more this or that than you. Billions! So why would I be in fetal position in a dark corner knowing that you of all people didn't want me? I think other men are pathetic when they slobber and beg and worship as if their female deity will shine the light on
Member Of Week 1/25 - 2/1
We have a new Member of the Week - Eddie!. Please show him lotsa love and Club United Spirit. He's a great supporter of Club United and a awesome person. Treat him like you would want to be treated! Eddie...Club United and Club Tabu member@ fubar
Valentine Date With Sbgs!
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Resistance Is Futile
Tied me down, smack me around, lock the door No this is not sexual I want ice cream D:! But I am trying to resist the urge. For the love of boobs and k0k someone stop me :[!
Wonering If I Should
wonderinng if i should delete my account,seems you do all ya can to rate, fan add people on here so you can level up.............but if your not a skinny georgus woman or in some cases (slutty) not to be mean, you dont get anywhere or anything, i feel like ive been working my ass off as ,much as i can and no one except a select few seems to notice. got any ideas let me know, ill let ya know if i decide to delete
Never Lie To A Kid!! Lmao
A man was laying out in the sun nude on a beach, a little girl walked up so he covered his privates with a newspaper. The little girl asked "What's under there?" He replied "A bird" The little girl went on her way, some time had passed and the man fell asleep Next thing he knows, he wakes up in alot of pain, and in the hospital with a dr and a cop at his bedside. The Dr. asked "What happened?" The man replied, "I'm not sure, I was tanning at the beach, spoke to a little girl, then fell asleep." The cop said we asked the little girl "what happened?" and she said: "Well the man fell asleep, I was playing with his bird, then it spit at me, so I broke it's neck, crushed it's eggs, and burned it's nest!" moral of the story: Never lie to a kid, it may just bite you in the butt!!
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January 26th Edition!
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Leveling Blog 351
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Word Of The Day Jan 25, 2009
flout:to treat with contempt and disregard.
What My Name Means (numerology)
You entered: michele middle last There are 17 letters in your name. Those 17 letters total to 88 There are 7 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. What your first name means: Italian Male Italian form of Michael 'God like'. Hebrew Male Gift from God. Hebrew Female Feminine form of Michael: Who is like God? Gift from God. In the Bible, St. Michael was the conqueror of Satan and patron saint of soldiers. French Male French form of Michael. French Female Feminine of Michael: gift from God. Your number is: 7 The characteristics of #7 are: Analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious, meditating. The expression or destiny for #7: Thought, analysis, introspection, and seclusiveness are all characteristics of the expression number 7. The hallmark of the number 7 is a good mind, and especially good at searching out and finding the truth. You are so very capable of analyzing, judging and discriminating, that very little ever escapes your observation and dee
Unconditional Love
I'm a sucker cuz my loves unconditional for all not divisible by laws so committed through the flaws its despicable if i shit on you I'm not kidding you but I don't because I rather not think of you at all how can I not if I really love slip on a silly glove and smack me silly up for being such a silly fuck i talk spill my guts for what u don't give a fuck It all seems like there's nothing in between the us or maybe its my vision cuz literally my seeing sucks or maybe its division cuz you try to appear as tough either way no fear in us I'm the same but experienced (pronounce experiunced) I'm the tame got no shame wild as a boxing game child that until now his pride has to be real proud about shit he doesn't do cuz that's it enough of you realize its real lies that doesn't make a real guy and I haven't ever really tried to cover up the truth when tested i muster up the proof ready up the troops because I've been down been around lacing up my boots I'm patient I'm smoot
Corrupted Love
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
Winter Moon
Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain th
Thought Of The Day Jan 25 2009
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Whats Love
If love was a object what would it be Would it be some thing would it be me? All I can tell you is you have to find out Give it a try and let your heart fly Watch where it takes you Watch where u go Don t fall 4 something That u don t know When u find that someone or something to love Dont let it slip away dont let it go Keep hold of it forever and a day Through sun, through rain and through snow When that someone or something Loves you back Dont give it too much Without getting none back
Thank You!!!!!
As I sit here and write this blog, I think of all of my fu friends and family that were here for me through out today during my family crisis. I am so grateful for your prayers and support. I dont believe I would have gotten through with out you. Now some people would say you cant find true friendship in people you have never met face to face, I say they are so wrong. I have the best fu friends and family. You guys are the best. I love you all and from the deepest part of my heart I say thank you!!!! Love, Sinful Suzy
The Shift/spirit Tracks
Peace draws near, healing all unlike Itself. The Shift is rapid Now... Resistance increases discomfort for the deepest sleepers. The path is fixed and sure, We need only allow it to draw us to the center, Traveling light to the Light. Blessings John ~Teach Only Love~
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Trust And Truth
i dont care how bad you might think you will hurt me i would prefer to know the truth. I cant start to trust anyone unless they so me they are trustworthy. I cant trust without truth.
Lil Freak Star
Crystal&Roy 92% Compatible ♥ Crystal and Roy have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. Their shared faith will help form a bond between them. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. The fact that Roy is a big sports fan could be divisive, in terms of how the couple spends their time. Furthermore, their astrological signs are not in harmony. They share a favorite season, and that is good. Their common love of animals is another good thing. And their views on children are similar. The fact that Roy is dominant, while Crystal is submissive will help make a relationship work harmoniously. Overall, Crystal and Roy are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together. ♥Take the Dating Compatibility Test
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Wow Time Flys
ok so in case u didn't know tues is my 31st birthday. damn does time fly. seems like just yesterday i was in high school trying to figure out with to do with my life. i gotta say that my life has NOT turned out at all as i planned. and thats just the problem. i gotta stop makin plans and go with God's plan. he has my future planned out, and i gotta give everything to him and just let it be. it'll happen in his time. now all i gotta do is wait paitently. we all know thats next to impossible for me. lol but i'm seriously gonna work on it. yea i got laid off, but that just means somethin better is right around the corner for me. i have a wonderful family and i'm blessed to be a part of it, and i have awesome friends. so i pretty much have it made. so im gonna celebrate my bday this week and every bday i get from here on out cuz its one day that is all about me. im not one for bein the center of attention, but i like to take advantage of it once a year on my bday. so here's to a
Eagle Vs. Fox
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i am so worryed about tommor my dauther and i have court because she don t want to go to school and the school taking me and her to court i amscared there going to put her in a detenstion home because she hardly doing what court told her to do . so i9 am praying they dont give her another chanes to do go to school so i am crossing my fingers then i praying for my freind dauther she in the hosptal hope she be all right and hope my freind man come real soon to make her happy again and for me i cant wait to get my divorce so i can be single again it been along time i have its been 25y so i cant wait going to celeabrete when i do
The Country Is Getting The Change It Voted For
The federal government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's policies and political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Here is the "change" you voted for...
New Reviews Online: Movies, Dvds, Cds - Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rain Coaters Pov, Punisher War Zone, Motley Crue, And More!
Thanks to our tireless staff of writers who toil endlessly over the latest Music Releases, the latest in adult entertainment, and the latest in mainstream DVD releases, we have some wonderfully opinionated reviews to share with you folks...because we know how much you all enjoy our opinons being thrust upon you: MUSIC REVIEWS: DEAD BY WEDNESDAY - 'The Killing Project' Nachtmystium - 'Worldfall' Various Artists - 'Punisher: War Zone' Joecephus and The George Jonestown Massacre - 'Smothered and Covered' NEUROSONIC - 'Drama Queen' Mtley Cre - 'Saints Of Los Angeles' MOVIE REVIEWS: Repo! The Genetic Opera ADULT DVD REVIES: Rain Coaters POV 8 Taboo Lovers Enslaved Don't Pull It Out 5 POV Hand Jobs As always, if you think you've got the writing chops to have your material published to a few million people a month, Contact with your writing sample And finally, to have your band or DVD reviewed by our articulate, brillia
Soft And Warm
All I could think of was she looked even better in person. Face like a doll, body of my dreams, and eyes that make your heart stop. We smiled and hugged, she felt so good in my arms, so soft and warm. She smelled wonderful, good enough to eat. She looked up at me and I leaned in and kissed her. Her full wonderful lips felt so good. We kissed softly at first then slowly deeper, I could taste her now, our tongues danced together. I felt her hips push into me and her amazing breasts smash into my body. We knew right away we needed some privacy. We walked away thinking the same thing. Along the way we slipped into a deserted alleyway. I pulled her close and kissed her hard, my hands moving over her ass cheeks in big circles pulling them apart then pushing them together. I kissed the side of her neck just under her ear and traced my way down. I want you so bad I whisper. She lets out a low moan. My fingers trace there way down between her cheeks and feel her warmth, it
I sit herre engulfed by darkness my soul on fire this pain engulfing me completely adrift in a see of loneliness my heart lies at me feet bleeding with wounds of my own making to sleep the sleep of oblivion to end the suffering walking through each day as if a dream or yet a nightmare when will it end teetering on the brink of a chasm one step only to be completely engulfed in the darkness to feel no pain to end the emptiness
Someone Sweet
This young lady right here. You couldnt ask for a sweeter person to meet. She is a really nice woman who needs some help leveling. Please rate her pictures/stash and get her up there. jen@ fubar
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Kahlil Gibran From "the Prophet" ... Self-knowledge
And a man said, "Speak to us of Self-Knowledge." And he answered, saying: Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights. But your ears thirst for the sound of your heart's knowledge. You would know in words that which you have always know in thought. You would touch with your fingers the naked body of your dreams. And it is well you should. The hidden well-spring of your soul must needs rise and run murmuring to the sea; And the treasure of your infinite depths would be revealed to your eyes. But let there be no scales to weigh your unknown treasure; And seek not the depths of your knowledge with staff or sounding line. For self is a sea boundless and measureless. Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth." Say not, "I have found the path of the soul." Say rather, "I have met the soul walking upon my path." For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. Th
Space: Above & Beyond(r Lee Ermy)
Be A Butterfly Person
My path represents Peace, Love, Beauty, Harmony, Divine Faith and Balance… and I am a Butterfly Person. You may ask… “What is a Butterfly Person?” The butterfly has been used as a symbol for the human soul since ancient times. It represents the physical metamorphosis of a butterfly, which has been compared to the transformation process of spiritual rebirth. A Butterfly Person starts life as an egg and we are unconscious of our path, and suffer many injustices due to our vulnerability. We hatch as a helpless little caterpillar, driven by an uncontrollable hunger. We are obedient and never questioning the rules we simply do what we can to satisfy our hunger. We are at the mercy of our environment. When we are in the caterpillar stage of transformation, we may step over others in our path in order to reach our ego-centered goals. One day something happens and we are wrapped in a loving blanket of transformation. In the cocoon stage it is a time of rest
Sbgs ~ Your Cure To The Monday Blues! Jan. 26th Edition
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The Story Behind My Name
I was once told the story behind my name... Tonjha, since that time I have managed to forget the exact words used to tell this story, but I do remember the base of the story and the lessons and wisdom held within the story of Tonjha Goddess/Spirit Warrior of the Doves. A friend suggested that I not worry about the story that was lost and instead create my own story for the future for in fact we all write our own stories anyway. So, with these wise words in mind I offer to you my version of the Story of Tonjha. I hope you enjoy my creative attempt to bring life and meaning back into the wisdom behind my name This may not tell you who I am but it does explain why I honor my name and walk my path in the manner that I have chosen. For a long time I would not share all of this story, because I did not like some of the things that Tonjha did in the original story but now I see the whole lesson and the wisdom in the tail and wish to share the whole story in the best way I know
Students Protesting In Caracas,venezuela Against A Referendum That Would Allow President Hugo Chavez To Stay In Power Indefinitely.
Leave Out All The Rest
"Leave Out All The Rest" I dreamed I was missing You were so scared But no one would listen Cause no one else cared After my dreaming I woke with this fear What am I leaving When I'm done here So if you're asking me I want you to know [Chorus] When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some Reasons to be missed And don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest Leave out all the rest [End Chorus] Don't be afraid I've taken my beating I've shared what I made I'm strong on the surface Not all the way through I've never been perfect But neither have you So if you're asking me I want you to know [Chorus] When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some Reasons to be missed Don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest Leave out all the rest [End Chorus] Forgetting All the hurt
Good Night
Hi Fubar PPls, Good night, sleep tight ! In your dreams tonight!
Important!! New Rule For Tfc
It has come to my attention there are members who are dissatisfied with the mandated rate rule. We set up this rule so that no one would be neglected who belonged to the group. We did not want people to feel unwanted because they were not rated. It appears that this is not working to the groups advantage as people are leaving the group. As of today )1/25/09) I am cancelling the rule and you may rate who you wish too. Just remember, if you do not rate someone be assured that they will not rate you back. I want everyone to be content and enjoy the friendships they have made here. I luv ya all and hope this will make everyone happy. Please comment so I know that you have read this blog and understand what is happening with the group now. Sincerely Hoakie
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ----------------------------------------------
I don't get why people can't deal with life and spend weeks crying while others can lay around dying or have had a real rough life....It just annoys me because we all have issues and most of us pick up and move on with our lives. I guess I am just being a heartless bitch. I've had a hard time but there are those who have it so much harder. Those are the people I admire for their courage and their strength, Not the people that leave their husbands for their ex-boyfriends who in return a few months later leave you...How do you think your husband do you think I felt when you betrayed me.? hmmm
How can I decide what's right? When you're clouding up my mind I can't win your losing fight all the time No care to ever own what's mine When you're always taking sides But you wont take away my pride No not this time Not this time How did we get here? Well I use to know you so well How did we get here? Well, I think I know The truth is hiding in your eyes And its hanging on your tongue Just boiling in my blood, But you think that I can't see What kind of man that you are If you're a man at all Well, I will figure this one out On my own ("I'm screaming I love you so") On my own (My thoughts you can't decode) How did we get here? Well I use to know you so well, yeah. How did we get here? Well, I think I know Do you see what we've done? We've gone and made such fools of ourselves Do you see what we've done? We've gone and made such fools of ourselves Yeah How did we get here? Well I use to know you so well, yeah yeah. How did we get here? Well,
I have a week from Tuesday, till my surgery. The problem I have is the fact that me getting there is no problem, the problem is getting home afterwards. But I know how most people try and set things up. As stated in the blog before this one , this will be another obstacle to either go around or go through . I do have the support of my family and friends through all of this . I am glad I have kept myself in pretty good shape for face this. And I also know my body and how long it will take me to heal . Certain people have already been saying that I will not be listening to the doctor , and rush back to work after it is all over. I will take the month off and thoroughly recuperate.
My Thought
Beyond what we know,things we do not see There exist little destineys that are yet to be. Through the eyes of a child we may see who we are Our hopes and our dreams so close but yet so far. In distant thoughts,in the back of our mind We still search for those answers we cannot find. And might we live our lives in ignorence and do nothing more We ignore imagination and curiosity locking the door. And should all that we know cease to exist and darkness should fall A new beginning would start and we must relearn all. Taking our chances with survival on earth We live as we learn preparing for each new birth.
Latest X
Ok so I don't blog much but I need to rant. Some of you have seen my "Love of my life and me" pics and know about my trip to NC in October where I met someone. That someone moved down here about 2 months ago to be with me and my family. Well I've come to the conclusion men suck. This last week has been hell with him, not talking to me, no telling me goodnight or anything and it all came to a head lastnight when he didn't come home. Come to find out today he met someone...surprize surprize. He hasn't touched me in weeks and yet he found the time to go out and get F*(%30 up and hook up with one of the lowlifes in town. They all do... He says my mother is holding me back, and he wants me to be happy and until I'm happy we can't be happy...what the F ever. He knew what he was getting into when he moved down here...
99 Words For Boobs
Vip Giveaway!!!
Hi There I could really use some help to get a 3 month VIP I always try to be there to help out my friends if I see they need help leveling and have helped in contests too if I know they in them and need help So who ever helps me out I will go and help you out if you need help so help me and leave like 100 or more comments a day my goal is to have the VIP Special gifts to those who helped me and who are special to me on Fubar And heck I even help to keep ya 100% drunk on here like it should be among special Fubar friends HEHEHE Hope to see ya helping Me out Click the Picture Love Ya All
The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel
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A Vetrans Inner War
The Enemy Within Me There are a few who can relate to what we have been through and are willing to sit down a listen to your thoughts,experiences,the horrors,and the love of brotherhood in the experience of war. You are not alone we are united as brothers and sisters through the impact of what we have done and seen. Often I too can't tell my friends of the true war that is waged between my heart and soul and it flusters into my dayly life. My heart weans the pain and my soul feeds on its power leading me to not even understand myself. But I know there are a few that will understand when I need/want them to. But what is my war becomes war for all to experience around me as I struggle to fit the normal life. Of those who have not been in the military,police, how they had to kill or defended our nation or anothers nation and freedom, ultimate price has been paid in full with sweat,blood and forever tears are shed in private by the soldier or their families. Often question
Stacked Redhead
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Dreaming In Red
I was talking to friend tonight and mentioned I had been dreaming in 'red'. It's a term I first heard when I was listening to this track. Sometimes we have things going on which invoke dreams which help us to process. Sweet, listen for the the line which goes something like......'when I try and sleep at night, I can only dream in red. The outside world is black and white, with only one colour dead'.
Taking Life
Is this really what you want, to take your life away, to hurt the ones who care the most, to end it all this way? Do you ever stop and think, bout how it makes us feel, bout how much we would miss you, bout how we all would deal? Is your life really that bad, that you need to hurt yourself, that you need to scare us like that, that you've gotta risk your health? I'm telling you right now, its scaring me to death, its not something you should be doing, its not the only choice left. I'm serious when I say it, so please make no mistake, if you continue to do it, your's won't be the only life you take!
You My Friend It is by chance we met, by choice we became friends. Friendship is a strange thing--- we find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives, things we don't even share with our families who raised us. But what is a friend? A confidant? A lover? A fellow email junkie? A shoulder to cry on? An ear to listen? A heart to feel?... A friend is all these things... and more. No matter where we met, I call you friend. A word so small yet so large in feeling, a word filled with emotion. It is true great things come in small packages. Once the package of friendship has been opened, it can never be closed. It is a constant book always written waiting to be read and enjoyed. We may have our disagreements, we may argue, we may concern one another, friendship is a unique bond that lasts through it all. A part of me is put into my friends, some it is my humor, some it is my listening ear, some it
Dirty Old Man
Thank you all for putting me in good company and in life if i dont answer you if you message me it is not that i dont like are want to it is that i have a pinched nervein my right side of my neck and arm i just wanted nto let you ladys and gents know that I will return to be the dirty old man i will allways want to see all the ladys hot bods and and tell them sweet things so please be kind and send some love my way Thanka David
Doing The Auction Thing Again :) Let Me Pamper You All Month!
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5 Shots Of Whiskey
Livin alone, singin my songs Thinkin bout the good times when you were my own Lady you taught me how to hurt and cry, and each day I'm not with you I die more inside Honey sweet lady why did you go? and leave me here dying all alone in my world? It's all gone wrong since you've been gone So give me 5 shots of whiskey to help kill the misery and pain you put me through Thanks for the good times, for they were the best of my life I spent with you Now what can I do? Walkin' on Broadway not havin a care I see you and your new guy who's strokin' your hair And I can't keep staying here in my hometown, got to get on with my life somehow It's all gone wrong since you've been gone So give me 5 shots of whiskey to help kill the misery and pain you put me through Thanks for the good times, for they were the best of my life I spent with you and I still love you
I used to believe that Faith was the place b3tween the way things are and the good things that are sure to come..I used to believe that things happen for a reason although we might not it at the time..I used to believe that for every door closed a new one is opened..My belief in mankind the kindness a simple smile or thankyou..Morals and values no longer seen to exist,.Some times the road we choose is not always the popular one..Karma in all aspects will eventually get you when least expected That every human being had positive and good with in them..That no one is bad its the behaviors and natural consequences occur as such.That friends can grow without growing apart..That my dreams were an unwritten book about to explode.That hearts were meant to be held, cherished, loved and never dropped..That one day all would accept each other regardless of race.creed. political or religious convictions..That family is worth more then money or gold..Flesh nor blood makes a family heart does.. No
It Really Is Incredible.
i just posted more pics in the Pain folder for family only. i got so much positive response from the ones i posted last Fall that it prompted me to post more in the future. well, today is that future, unfortunately. so, i took pics of me crying, set my pc cam to random shoot, then uploaded the results. ppl ask me about it. to me, it's obvious. i want to be as real on here as i am irl. and irl, i am not all dimples and teeth. i am blood, guts, neurons, and hormones. and more! my besties on here deserve to see all of it, and it feels good to share. i feel about 100% better and more lucid since i posted the pics i just posted. honestly... try it.
I Believe
Some of these I wrote, some of these I found I believe That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe That you can keep going long after you think You can't. I believe That we are responsible for what we do, No matter how we feel. I beli
Apple Juice Could Guard Against Alzheimer's
Drinking apple juice could help prevent Alzheimer's disease, a new study indicates. By Murray Wardrop Last Updated: 10:58AM GMT 24 Jan 2009 Research has found that consuming two glasses of apple juice a day could delay the onset of the brain disorder, which affects more than 400,000 people in the UK. Scientists made the discovery through laboratory tests on mice, which showed that those fed apple juice performed better in maze trials. Experts observed that the drink prevented the decline in the rodents' performance in the tests, which they normally suffer as they get older. The experiments found that apple juice stemmed the production of a small protein fragment called beta amyloid, commonly found in the brains of Alzheimer's sufferers. The effect was most pronounced when mice were given the equivalent of two glasses of apple juice per day for one month, researchers at the University of Massachusetts Lowell found. Professor Thomas Shea, from the university's Centre for Neur
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR...... Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why
What Are You
O.k. I can't take it anymore. What the heck is it with people who list Gender as no and age as ? Don't ya know what age you are? Don't ya know if your a man or woman? Another good one is Pat for gender. Good God people figure these things out before you do your profiles.
Yea For Me
Brian went to get some Tylenol earlier & brought me home girl scout cookies!!!! Me so happy now. Happy Sunday folks
Why Don't They Think Before They React?
I usually stick to myself, not getting involved in most of the Fu-drama. But when it involves a friend of mine, especially a member of my Fu-family (as like in previous blog in this section), I can't just stand back and watch it happen. This 'hate bulletin' (CEO's words) was made, slandering a friend. Steve never saw it when it was posted on January 19th. (Funny, the original day Steve was going to help move CEO there, before asking him to wait a week) But someone was 'kind' enough to send him the link several days later, after bulletin had expired, otherwise, he would never have known about it. Steve brought it to me and I felt I needed to help him out. This is the bulletin in it's entirety (minus Steve's pic and private info) and my response below it. ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ What i said about this phucker earlier this week ߣnУL@k OR (had Steve's full name) A HATER>> (had Steve's pic)
Leveling Blog 349
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Anything Goes Sunday
Anything Goes on Sunday Sinners Paradise Lounge and Dawn Star Radio invite you to join us as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life plays what you want yo hear. Regardless of the genre or year its from. As long as she has it she'll play it. Anything you want to hear (and we mean ANYTHING!). 8pm - 10pm (EST) Hope to see you there! (repost of original by 'aGEM4life ShadowLeveler|RatingRevolution ღWife of Ikeღ FUOwnedByJade&JaksonsMom' on '2009-01-18 15:37:28')
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Pissed Off
You know im sick and tired the has been or wanna be's on Fubar.. They tell people to go rate them,buy them drinks,etc bullshit ..This is for all the auto 11's that post AUTO'S ON THREW THE WEEKEND RANDOM BLINGS FOR ALL THE MASSIVE RATES.. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I HAVE BEEN RATING ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN SHIT.You dont want people to bitch at you. you really shouldn't say your gonna do something when your not gonna do it.And IT MUST BE REAL NICE TO SPEND YOUR OWN MONEY JUST TO GET POPULAR ON A FRIGGEN WEBSITE. It is really pathetic you cant get people to pay attention to you unless your showing your tits,ass,dick,and god knows what else you show them...
I Am A Jerk? This Is What I Get For Being Nice...
read bottom to top. he is no longer on my friend list! but me just trying to be nice and he got all bent out of shape with me.......hahahaha! reading his blogs he always said he wanted a female to respect him SO me....being nice...wrote him today....this is what happened....and then I blocked him and took him off my list...geesh! SirX: i am bein jerk , well i would not talk ... trust me ... SirX: nice to me really now ... you are the one who think i want relationship with you ... hell you said it not me ... you can go ahead and assume and trust me .... i dont want one with you ->SirX: you, Sir, are being a jerk and I have better friends I can talk to and they respect me ->SirX: well, I am not going to sit back and let you disrespect me by calling me a vanilla female when I have been nothing but nice to you. SirX: just like the rest ->SirX: ok, let's just end this here....have a good day, SIr SirX: did i say anything about you to come into lifestyle NO! SirX: first
Sugar Sandwich
I answered the door wearing a robe, jeans, and slippers. "What the fuck, Sugar?" "Oh, this?" I adjusted the belt on my robe. "Um, we were taking photos. See?" I opened the robe, exposing the ornate "T" on my chest. A laughed, we hugged, and she came in to meet J. The three of us sat around, J and I showing off our afternoon handiwork, hundreds of T-money-money photos, the sinuous T surrounded by hundred dollar bills, scotch-taped to my breasts, my tribute to T$$. Peering down into my robe, I expressed my sadness that the letter was rubbing off, fading into the fluff of the robe. A suggested I just have it tattooed. J noted that it was unfortunate the letter T has nothing to do with me. "Well, Trollop. Or Tart," I suggested. A chimed in, "she makes good points." It was unclear whether she was referring to my comment or my pert nipples, fully displayed. J took a break from cooking that evening, and we went out for an Asian feast. We returned, sated
I Wish I Could Find A Girlfriend
I wish I could find a girlfriend. I want someone I can hang out with and still be as sexual as I want. I don't even have to share her with my boyfriend. If you wanna be it, message me.
Oh Gosh. =[
So, I was just informed that my niece Kylie's dad was found dead earlier today. Supposedly he was found in a chair where he had presumably fallen asleep, and could not be woken. Cause of death is unknown at the moment, but I (and quite a few others) suspect he overdosed on some form of drugs, considering my sister (who's mom they live with) is a crack addict herself, and they have been seen partying together recently. An autopsy is going to be performed to determine the exact cause, but like I said, I think I already know. His daughter Kylie does not know yet, they told her he is just in the hospital for now, (he was there quite often he was a clumsy man). To be frank, I did not have much respect for this man, and I honestly did not care for him that much. But, he was the father of one of my niece's and my heart goes out to her.
~ Sarge's Bad Girls Rules ~
1) All new girls need to r/f/a existing bad girls, and rate their SBG pic folder :) If anyone is blocked let sarge, tulsa's angel or vamp morticia know and we will contact them. No bad girls should block other bad girls. 2) All girls should have a pic folder on their page marked Sarge's Bad girls and keep your bad girl tags, and other bad girl pics in it, like graphics, etc. found online (Check Out The Sarge's Bad Girls Page for ideas) You should have at least 25 pics. 3) All existing bad girls should be re-rating the Sarge and fellow bad girls pages and leaving a bad girls comment to let them know it's done. You should also rate their pics in their SBG pic folder. 4) All bad girls should be watching the Sarge's Bad Girls page for new blogs, etc. that you need to be reading! Comment them and rate them so The Sarge knows you read them. 5) If you see a bad girl posted a bulletin please repost for them. If they post a blog read it and rate it 6) If a fellow bad girl needs h
Bf /gf Application
boyfriend application 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14. Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me -would you? 21. Would you have sex with me? 22. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. phone
Surrogated Warfare
Why chose to live in your hell alone?Won't you please let us stand with you?Your voice of knowledge, pain and tormentwill teach and bring understandingand maybe.. just maybe end the ignorance.Saving not only you.. but us.I see the torment in your actionsyour words so hauntingly scream for peacewith the utmost despair and no reactionsInside rages a war that the body has already fought.Behind those eyes of darklays a soldier's mind.Visions you hold replaying the scenes over and over again.I see the images come across your faceYour movements impaired.I reach out to you, asking you to share your pain.You fought for us, those that you never met.You fought an unseen enemy then and now.This is a different place and this battle rages on.In your mind, thoughts are rampant weapons.Memories and flashbacks are time machinesDestroying the sanity that you hold precious.Let me stand by you as you have stood in front of us.Defending. Fighting. Saving.Protecting at all costsA cost that is too much to p
My Love
My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender.
I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.
Stalker Alert!!!!!!
BOOBOO'S DONE IT NOW! SHE ACCEPTED MY APPLICATION TO STALK HER WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?! BUT I NEED HELP STALKING HER SHE GIVES SO MUCH LOVE TO OTHERS, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO STALK HER ENOUGH! SO WILL YOU HELP ME? JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND RATE RATE RATE! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar PRIVATE MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW YOU'VE HELPED STALK THIS LOVELY LADY AND I'LL BE SURE TO STALK YOUR PAGE FOR A BIT Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proudly owned by Gary & Full time stalker of BooBoo Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proudly owned by Gary & Full time stalker of BooBoo@ fubar
Come Own Me For A Month
Heres your chance to own Ponyboy0827! He's the truest friend on Fubar you could have, honest and dependable. So.. what are you waiting for? Click the picture below and BID BID BID This auction is an all type bid auction. Bids of tickers, blasts, VIP's, Bling, HH's and of course fu-bucks are all welcome. But, cash gifts outway fubuck offers. The Auction ends January 31!! So hurry and get your bid in quick.
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you
Good Kitties Get Adored; Bad Kitties Get Ignored
An Alpha with leadership qualities is to me, someone who derives pleasure from being able to fulfill a need/complete a task/handle problems for their dominant so that the dom's life is made easier. The main reason the person in the Dom position is there would be because the bottom of the relationship holds them in such high respect and esteem, not necessarily because of any desire to relinquish any control that I are not fully prepared to give to just anyone. Those in the dynamic still have the perfect imbalance of power within the immediate relationship [D/s] but only between themselves in those specific roles. For me there can only be one Alpha relationship within my pod. For the person to hold this highly treasured position they must be able to be ENTRUSTED with my intimacies. I have to reliquish part of my control when I give them an assignment/request. I have to believe in myself, my communication skills and my training skills while believing this person will meet my expectatio
Thanks Fu-friends And Mummers!
K had a mumm a while back about replacing my stolen guitar. This is what I got Friday.
When Depression Owns The Heart
It's a depression so deep it finds a way into the soul. Traveling through every pore of your heart. A depression so enlarged, it encompasses every bit of your reality. Leaving that reality, a mere cloudy memory. A depression so dense, it compresses every will you once had. Bowing you down to accept that will, as it's own. A depression so devious it takes you piece by piece. Consuming each piece, day by day. A depression so truly disheartening, it leaves you, with no other emotions. A depression so dangerous, it slaughters, everything, inside, of you.
Be My Valentine
Area 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Wanted to hold me? Wanted to date me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot Would you.... [ ]Kiss me.. [ ]Hug me.. [ ]Date me.. [ ]Kill me.. [ ]Love me.. [ ]Hate me.. [ ]Hold me.. [ ]Lie to me.. [ ]Hurt me.. [ ]Sing with me.. [ ]Dance with me.. [ ]Grind with me.. [ ]Cuddle with me.. [ ]Let me make a move on you.. [ ]Make a move on me.. [ ]Wat
Sometimes life can become so hectic that when it finally slows down, We look around and realize that we don't recognize our surroundings, and we wonder How did I get here?. You suddenly realize, You don't know your friends ,much less that they are even the same friends you acquired along the crazy trip to nowhere. You look inside and realize that you are not the same person that started trip. You realize that you don't know yourself. And you become afraid. Your wants are the same. But your needs have changed. Sometimes you drag other people along just to find that they themselves might secretly resent you for it. You work so hard to find something anything to hold on to. Only to see that there is nothing. Because all at once you know that you are just plain and utterly alone. Smells, don't smell the same. Things don't taste the same, friendships don't feel the same. And most of all love doesn't seem to be around you. And even if it was, the question remains Would
Have You Met Him? > Well You Should Stop and Say Hello.. He has an amazing Personality and is all around just a Sweet Guy!
Help Please I Will Help You :)...
Ben has been fu king forever! Please help level him to GODFATHER!! He is a real sweetheart!! Fan, add , rate, bling, love him up!!!! email me...@ fubar Fu-King --> Godfather 1,463,239 to go!! (repost of original by '~Metal Baby ~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt~Sarge's Bad Girls~Fu Angel~Up 4 Auction!' on '2009-01-23 22:39:56')
~*come Get In Trouble With Dj Mischief @ The Ace Cafe*~
Come Rock out with the biggest trouble maker on all of Fubar Dj Mischief Live in Ace Cafe!!!
Who Wants My Hand? On Ya Azzz Bebe
Incase you have not already tired to marry me you will see I have it set that no one can. However that does not mean I am not accepting applications or proposals I should say. I am not easy and or cheep to come by. The first 10,000,000 fubucks will have me as their wife.. it will show up in the spot in profile that says fu married to and next to your name if you want it to but it will NOT be next to my name at the top of my page.. Thats what it is and will stay that way.. So come on boys and more so girls who wants my hand on their azz the most? Nibbles N Lixxxsss April
Come Rock out with the biggest trouble maker on all of Fubar Dj Mischief Live in Ace Cafe!!!
Who Are You Rooting
I just want to know who's everybody rooting for in the superbowl let it rip
I Got Dumped
Hi FubarPPls, I'm single again,looking for someoneIf you live close to Ga[The state or in the metro-atlanta area, come holla- IM me. Later. Peace out!
I Love My Bi-betty Jo
if it aint love then i dont know what love is
Today can't promise what my dreams delivered. There we were under the naked sun telling stories, running from fiddlers chasing an endless glinting sapphire. The foam of the waves tickling over my favorite sandles. I was of course, more muscled, and twice as handsome that male modeling career was working out for me as was the crime fighting. I guess my mind decided to dream big. There you were, at just the right height for a chin rest, just right for fascination hip to hip, and smiling. Perfect time for a recline against the rocky shores worn smooth by a lifetime of coastal barrages. You make the sea breathe. It whispers for me to put my hands around you and kiss until you succumb to my clumsy advances and warm fingertips. Your gasps do little to discourage me. The way you writhe as I play you like a sitar isn't a deterrent. I nuzzle in for a quick bite to distract you from where my hand is sneaking next. And just as I was taking control of losing control as I s
Who Ever
you know i try i like everyone but sometimes there are people that make it very difficult and i have a pretty good shit list that is growing daily. my soon to be wife grandparents just made it to the top of that list. the are refusing to come to our wedding but wont say why.
Leveling Blog 348
Bunny@ fubar 19k to level
DJ Ozzman and DJ Sexy Gothic Princess have gotten fu-married tonight (The 24th of January), in the Mind Twisters lounge. Click the pic below to join us in celebrating with the happy couple. j x GTH PRC*One of Vamp Morticia's Victims*@ fubar> JZZMц ~ R/L G/F TO DJ SEXY PRINCESS GOTHY~@ fubar PIMPOUT BY: VAMP MORTICIA~RL GF ofDJ Carnage~Sultry's Mistress~Owner of V M V@ fubar (repost of original by '~*Hidden Mistress*~ Knightwings Layer Mgr/DJ' on '2009-01-24 12:06:54') (repost of original
One For The Money By Janet Evanovich
Plot Summary: First novels this funny and self-assured come along rarely; dialogue this astute and raunchy is equally unusual. The gutsy heroine introduced here is Stephanie Plum of Trenton, N.J., a recently laid-off lingerie buyer who has no job, no car and no furniture. She does have a hamster, a deranged grandmother, two caring parents and several pairs of biking shorts and sports bras. Finding work with her cousin Vinnie, she becomes a bond hunter and scrounges money enough to buy a gun, a Chevy Nova and some Mace. Her first assignment is to locate a cop accused of murder. Joe Morelli grew up in Stephanie's neighborhood. Possessed of legendary charm, he relieved Stephanie of her virginity when she was 16 (she later ran over him with a car). In her search, Stephanie catches her prey, loses him and grills a psychotic prizefighter, the employer of the man Morelli shot. She steals Morelli's car and then installs an alarm so he can't steal it back. Resourceful and tough, Stephanie has l
A New Friend...
Someone I know just joined...Anyone wanna drop him a ten? Slashman23889@ fubar
My Evening Out With My Husband
The evening was getting late and my husband and I sat at the edge of the stage watching a very buxom young blonde with a very shapely body do her exotic dance in front of us and using the pole to the maximum. This woman was so different for instead of using the latest of the loudness of hip hop songs as her music she used some of the best of classic rock music and she gathered quite a large crowd since the audience was primarily of older gentlemen who can remember the songs. Her hair was full and wavy and not straight and stringy like the younger dancers. Most of her music was from the 1980s when my husband and I were dating and it all brought so many memories back to us of our younger days. With her mix of music were the sounds groups and singers such as Sade, and Marvin Gaye, Journey and Chicago and she moved around the stage being so sultry and sexy with Sade in the background. It is amazing how many of the songs of yesterday could be used for good stripping songs.
OK FOR EVERYONE THAT DOESNT KNOW ME THAT WELL I LIKE TO WRITE HOE I FEEL AT TIMES AND I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE BUT THERE ARE ALSO TIMES WHEN I NEED ADVICE TOO. PLEASE DONT TAKE ANY OFFENCE TO ANYTHING I SAY OR HINT ABOUT CUZ ITS JUST ME. Ok for the last nine well technically ten months i have been the happest in my life. i have an amazing person that loves me with all his heart and i have wonderful friends(although some of you are still new). But there is a prob with all that. i fuck up a lot and god do i mess up. i have been through hell and it has caused a lot of damage and at times i just want to give up on it all but i dont want to either. see where i am comin from. but anyways, my fiencea has been in jail for almost a month now and i feel like i am lost. it hurts so much more than bein dumpped or even beat. all i ever do is cry at nite when i am alone in my bed. i feel like i have lost my best friend and my other half. i mean how is a person supposed to handle it. ya i know one
Venus As Seen From The Other Side Of The Moon
Valentine Friendship
Valentine Friendship Tags In the celbration of Valentine, I want to offer a Valentine Friendship tag! These are to show a token of affection, appreciation, and the love for who offer their friendship with an open heart and a warm smile. (note the tag is a litte bigger than it is showing) These will be available until midnight on Febuary 13th. and the cost will be 500 fubucks each. Just fupal me the 500 fubucks with your friends name once I have it made up I'll upload it in the Valentine Friendship Tags album and it will be ready for you to save and send it to your friend. The only thing I ask is that if we aren't already friends that you please rate, fan, and add me. Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
Real Dj
I wanted to vent a little I've gone to alot of lounges and seen alot of people call themselves djs..What a fucking joke that is. Ive djed going on for 3 years now and I've seen some of the best djs around.. A real dj takes request and gets the request out after the next song being play and doesnt make his or her listeners wait forever for there request.A real dj talks on mic.Some dj in a lounge told me they only talk when someone makes a request.Fuck that shit..A dj should talk on mic and give shout outs,welcome people in the lounge,do promos,and tell who made dedications or request. Anyone can download sams and just play music.Anyone who goes to a lounge and just plays music should be called a human jukebox.What a joke.If I wanna just hear music I'll download my own shit.All these people that have dj in there name and just play music should take dj out of there name and add human jukeboxs or fucking jokes to there name.. I am one of the best damn djs on fubar.And
O- The Mania.
They say that you are not qualified, and many say that you should die. Beg to differ I will of them, for I voted for you and not for him. To me you bring the change I need, so many years have I lived blindly. Your name is an assett- not a set back. And I am gracious to you, the next four years will be hard and I hope that no one becomes a retard and shoots you :( I love you Obama.
The Winner Takes It All--meryl Streep
My Johari Window
Arena (known to self and others) giving, introverted, observant, shy Blind Spot (known only to others) able, accepting, adaptable, caring, cheerful, confident, dependable, extroverted, friendly, idealistic, independent, kind, knowledgeable, mature, quiet, religious, sensible, sentimental, trustworthy, warm Faade (known only to self) intelligent, self-conscious Unknown (known to nobody) bold, brave, calm, clever, complex, dignified, energetic, happy, helpful, ingenious, logical, loving, modest, nervous, organised, patient, powerful, proud, reflective, relaxed, responsive, searching, self-assertive, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, wise, witty Dominant Traits57% of people think that silveroak is trustworthyAll Percentagesable (14%) accepting (28%) adaptable (14%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (0%) caring (14%) cheerful (28%) clever (0%) complex (0%) confident (28%) dependable (14%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extrove
My Midget
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it a
The Trip To The Big City
I decided months ago not to leave for the inauguration until Monday because it just cost to much money to stay any longer than the two nights that I already had my hotel room for. Needless to say as soon as I found out that they were having that awesome concert at the Lincoln Memorial I was kicking my ass because shit....who wouldn't want to see Springsteen, James Taylor, Garth Brooks, and U2 all in one fucking setting for free. Also, the freaking snow we started getting on Sunday was not much help either because the trip from Clarksburg, WV to Washington, DC takes you through two counties (one in WV and one in MD) that are notorious for bad ass snow storms and horrible driving conditions. With that being said, I had no choice but to go on Monday because I had no place to stay. I left pretty early so that if I hit crappy roads I would have plenty of time to get to DC so that I could pick up my tickets for the inauguration before the Senate office closed at 3. My trip was actually
Photo In The News: New Climbing Catfish Identified
January 22, 2009This fish out of water is a newly identified species from a remote region in Venezuela. The catfish handily inches along rocks using its highly flexible pelvic fins (bottom, the two leg-like appendages) and wide mouth as grasping tools. Such climbing ken may be crucial for the fish, which live in strong, high-flow streams. An anthropologist first collected the fish in the state of Amazonas about two decades ago, but the odd sample brought to Caracas's Instituo de Zoologca looked "like it was run over by a truck," American Museum of Natural History ichthyologist Scott Schaefer said in a statement. Intrigued, Schaefer and colleagues eventually pinpointed the source of the fisha tributary of the Orinoco Riverand literally picked 84 specimens off of rocks. New analysis of the samples, published in the journal American Museum Novitates, confirmed that the new species, dubbed Lithogenes wahari, belongs to a group of fish that span two families. Bony plates
I had an awesome night talking someone's ear off all frigggggggggin night! Thats is all :)
Leveling Blog 347
Ozzmann@ fubar 6k to level
Life something that makes you cry, laugh and bleed ! Life their is a beginning and there is death oh such an intament thing ! when do we die ? when we take our last breath ? or is it really when our hearts are mangled and battered ? I don't want to feel any more ! The journey we all take from beginning to end oh the end near or far ? Pain is now my intament companion till the very end with my lover fear of what is around the next corner ? oh the Manja ta of life , live it LOVE it embrace it!
You Fail Me With Your Inferno Fuck Me Eyes
Two Months In The Cover Creases Yesterday was the day i touched the bottom of my well...I fell so hard yesterday. I cried for an hour, and i had the migraine to prove it. I cant bear the way this is making me feel. So out of control. I hate being out of control. I hate not knowing what im doing in a month, in a week, the very next day...15 minutes from now. I need him home so bad, but yet, theres still something....and im suffering so terribly because of it. Being this way terrifies me. I think so irrationally when im hysterical, the way i was. Screaming, crying, dying. Im still rotting inside...but now im almost completely empty...completely lost...completely alone... Yesterday felt like i was drowning. Like i had been thrown into a deep pool, and i didnt know how to swim, and all i was doing was breathing in more and more water. Suffocating. thats what it feel suffocating. The empty shape inside of me, steals my breath, im suffocating. I didnt realize how a
Mini Me Lol
A Tear
When I lay and think, in my bed at night, the day you'll arrive, seems nowhere in sight. I toss and I turn, dreaming of you, opening my eye's... checking if my dream came true. It didn't, again, and a tear starts to roll, weeping quietly... my pillow I hold. Many sleepless nights I've prayed for you, my love. God touched my soul from heaven above I've never felt this lucky, God did this for me. That's a question I asked each and every night. He must think your special, Joy, and I know he's right. No other has made me feel so complete, my whole life was lived, just so we could meet. All these thoughts and more going through my head. I fall asleep not worrying, but dreaming of you... instead
Giant Toxic Coal Ash Spill Threatens Animals-p2
State wildlife officials said they have collected live fish and will collect more in the coming months to monitor the situation. The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency says it will work over the next three to five years with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to assess the long-term impact of contaminants from the Kingston spill on animals. Enlarge Photo Printer Friendly Email to a Friend What's This? SHARE Digg StumbleUpon Reddit RELATED Mountaintop Mining Raises Debate in Coal Country (January 13, 2006) Toxic Waste Facts Coal Mining Causing Earthquakes, Study Says (January 3, 2007) Food Warning Eventually any toxic effects in animals could work their way up the food chain to humans, officials say. The Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation has issued an advisory against eating striped bass caught in rivers around the spill zone as well as a precautionary advisory for catfish and sauger. A precautionary advisory means that children, pregnant
Giant Toxic Coal Ash Spill Threatens Animals
Kelly Hearn in Kingston, Tennessee for National Geographic News January 23, 2009 It's been called the Exxon Valdez of coal asha wakeup call for a fossil fuel industry. But the recent toxic ash spill in Tennessee is greater in scope than the 1989 oil spill, and despite what some conservationists are calling very real threats, the ash disaster has so far inspired apparently little concern for local wildlife. Enlarge Photo Printer Friendly Email to a Friend What's This? SHARE Digg StumbleUpon Reddit RELATED Mountaintop Mining Raises Debate in Coal Country (January 13, 2006) Toxic Waste Facts Coal Mining Causing Earthquakes, Study Says (January 3, 2007) On December 22 a billion gallons of poisonous sludgelargely coal ash, a byproduct of coal burningbroke through an earthen dike at the Kingston Fossil Plant. The torrent half-buried area homes and elevated long-running health concerns over heavy metals in the ash. Those worries, experts say, are not limited t
What An Experience
Now that I have had time to truly digest all that occurred while I was in DC, I can write about it. First and foremost, I intended to blog about my time in DC but I was always rushing around or so dead exhausted I really didn't have time to do much of anything other than live the experience. I was also never really patient enough to figure out how my free internet in my room worked so I just gave up quickly. I had an absolute blast in DC. It was one of the most life changing experiences of my life. I was there with one of my best friends in the world and we truly had the time of our lives. I am going to divide up the whole experience in to different blogs because there is just too much shit to put all in one.
Definition Of The Word "cunt"
Cunt. 1~ Derogatory term for a woman. Meaning bitchy, dirty, annoying, disrespectful, selfish, and just all around piece of shit. Many woman use this word when describing the actions of other females. Example~ "Damn Dude, Your ex-girlfriends a fucking CUNT" 2~ Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language. Example~"You dirty fucking CUNT, I should slit your throat wide open for that!!!" 3~Slang term for a vagina. Example~ "Damn, her CUNT seems to flap in the breeze like a wind sock. Picture Example For All Definitions~ Theres the lesson for today...
All Because Of You
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
Just A Garden
Once upon a time, many many years ago, alittle girl had a beautiful garden. Everyday, she would walk into her garden, humming a little, and kneel before all her beautiful roses and plants. Everyday, she would pick one flower. She swore she would pick one flower as long as her heart would beat. And everyday, without fail, she went into her garden, humming her little tune, and picked one beautiful rose. One day, she lost her love. It was a true love. As true and as pure as love came. That love was more beautiful then any flower in her garden, and more lovely then the sunset of 1,000 suns. When she realized what had happen, and she understood what she had did, she ran into her garden and fell into its dirt and cried. She cried for many nights and many days. The sun never shone on her garden, but yet, it rained for weeks. Her heart stopped beating within those weeks, and she would just lay in on the muddy ground of her garden, her dress full of filth, and she would cry. Her tears sunk into
The 50 Things I Hate
1-I hate the smell skunks make when you run them over. 2-I hate procrastination. 3-I hate bad spelling and bad grammar. 4-I hate chapped lips. 5-I hate generic chapstick. 6-I hate dirty hair. 7-I hate when fat people wear tight clothes. 8-I hate girls that are all "OOOOH MY GAWD" 9-I hate it when people move their legs. 10- I hate tapping. 11-I hate being cold. 12-I hate chipped nail polish. 13- I hate when you are on the tele, and all you hear is the person breathing. 14-I hate TV, it rots your brain. 15-I hate when people think they know what they are talking about, when they dont. 16-I hate boys who treat girls like they own them. 17-I hate when things are quiet. 18- I hate when I lay in bed, and i cant sleep. 19-I hate second hand smoke. 20- I hate the way liquor smells. 21- I hate drunk people, they are obnoxious. 22- I hate when people quote things, but quote it wrong. 23-I hate being hit on. 24-I hate it when girls stare down my man. 25-I hate people who
Suffacation Is Disguise
I sit at my piano, the black piano I have played so many times before, and press a few of the chipped ivory keys. Its out of tune, and the sound is strangely haunting. The late October breeze filters through the open doors, filling the attic with the smell of leaves and clove cigerettes, and blowing the white chiffon curtains about. Making them flutter and look like ghosts. I'm sitting at the piano bench, with my fingers resting on the decrepit keys, resting ever so lightly. I remember when you would stand here with me, stand behind me and let me play my song for you. "Aurora." you'd say. "Play it for me again." And my fingers would dance over the keys and play that song for you. Once upon a time, this piano used to sound beautiful. Now its eerie and depressing, as if the life was drained from it, and from me, the day you left. Your smell still hovers through the air. I can smell you, everywhere. My eyes close and I can feel your breath on my neck, and it sends shivers coursing thro
Spiderwebs Attached To My Unlaced Bodice
I am nothing more then a mimic. A mockery of everyone else and more. With a broken heart, weak wrists and a twisted back. Slightly mishapen and deformed. I am nothing more then a disgrace. A shame of everyone else and more. With blind eyes, no voice and ivory hands. Being alone is the only thing I'm good for.
Echo No More
Silence. Its deafening. The sky is murky and grey. Clouds ease their way into the path of the sun. Im standing on the shore, alone. My feet encrusted in golden sand. The water is almost black, and it washes onto the sand, raking over the broken shells, the dead crabs and one single white feather. This used to be a place where i made a sanctuary and found release. My escape. Now its haunting. As if the waves not only washed over shells, but ghosts as well. Eerie. Everything on the ground is tide washed and rippled in sodden sand along the beach. Beyond me the wavelets are breaking on the sand along the beach. Behind me, my wandering trail is blurred and indistinct, as the water's edge advances and recedes along the beach. My skirt catches itself on the breeze and flutters and bounces around my knees like a seagull catching its first draft and hovering through the air. The waves are whispering and so tenderly the light dances in frenzied lines. Looki
rose are red violets are blue my love for you is so true and yet I am so blue without you
The Difference Between Medicine And Poison Is In The Dose
Delicately balanced between 2 wires....dancing 300 feet in the air.....performing for you...dancing, balancing...well practiced.....One false move and i'll plumit to the ground.....eternity.....i need to walk straight.....not to lean....but i know you'll be there to brace my catch hold me.....if i shall fall....if i shall become my own distracted by the glare of your eyes.....Those eyes......i false move was your eyes.....falling falling falling.......CRASH..... ....Into your arms....
An Uncolored Masterpiece
She swallows her laughter. Another year is ready to pass. But yet, years keep wizzing by and theres nothing she can do to slow the aging, to slow the way the seasons change. Theres isnt anything anyone can do, but watch as she rocks silently,waiting, waiting....eternal waiting. When does the answer come? Shes tired of hearing, "i dont know." But thats all he replies with as if hes a walking dead, blind and mute human being. Of course you know, youre just too lazy to figure it out for yourself. I can only walk so far, before the ground devours the soles of my shoes. I can only cry so much, before my body turns to ash and blown away, into the wind. I can only wait for so long. Im getting older, older, as the clock ticks. Second after second after second. Tick. Tick. Tick. Says the clock in the hall. We arnt getting any younger. We arnt losing any years. Give me some answers. Give me some fucking dreams!!! Give me something! Before i lose my god damn mind.
Fear Does Not Control The Heart
It doesnt matter the time, Nor does it matter the place... Nothing in life is fair. Death could not stop true can only delay it for awhile. Sometimes, if you look in the mirror hard enough, you can see the other half of yourself staring back. I see the end of time when i look into my own eyes deep enough. You see, People like us dont need to step back and look at things. People like us dont need another to divide whats real. And i dont worry because in the end, i know what IS real. Dont for one second think, the feelings you have are real...They are just confusion. Im not going anywhere. Those things wont destroy a lifetime of happiness and love. Things like that dont happen overnight. And you're right. It isnt fair. But heres my advice... Get over it. Fear doesnt have anything to do with it. Its more along the lines of devotion and undying passion. You'll always be second best. And this is my Letter To You.
Consume The Light That Hugs The Earth
I had a dream the other night, that i was in a white dress, that fell just above my knees. And it was snowing. The sky was white, the ground was white. The trees were icy and i was picking up red apples off the ground. Picking them up and putting them in my apron. Shining them, even though some were slightly decaying. I heard piano music. I havent touched a piano in years. But yet, i would know exactly what to play for you. I know exactly what you would smell like, and i know exactly how your lips would feel on my neck. I am a Princess. And you are my Knight. A never-ending fairy tale. Kind of like a Never-Ending Story. My sparrow. Like the dead ones in my freezer. Nothings going to stop me. I broke the chains and danced unfretted. And they lived Happily Ever After.
I Am A Puppet For A Greed-driven Carnival.
I danced last night. In the rain. The never ending rain. The rain that froze to my skin the instant it touched me. Froze me. Froze my eyes. Knock me over and build me again. Rebuild something that wasnt correct. Dont break the mold this time. Shattered eyes. Tangeled Lies. Bleach blonde hair and a pouty lip. Break me. Dancing on a tight rope. Balancing in the air. The masquerade. The title of two lovers destroyed at the first knock of anguish. Rolling down the tainted halls in your wheelchair. Your eyes gauzed over. Dark. Blind. Nothing. Silence deafening you. My needle piercing through your skull. I am your Nurse. You are my victim. I need Justice served. Prevailed onto You to sing my name. gain ascendancy through strength or superiority. Ending in Bloodshed. Eternal Power.
This Is From Within Me
I found Destiny. I was searching and i found it in His Beautiful eyes. Those eyes. Those ever blue eyes. He makes my heart skip beats. Almost as if i am dancing again. The rain has stopped. "Death can not stop true love. Its can only delay it for awhile." Nothing but Passion here. You think you know??? You have no idea.
From The Inside Out
I know! Yet another motivator! Trust me I need em lately! This one is similar to the last one but a bit different! From the inside out When you feel the urge to be critical of someone else, look first within yourself. The weaknesses and shortcomings you perceive in another may very well be pointing to improvements you can make in your own life. Instead of depending on others to change, or attempting to force them to do so, look for positive changes that you can make. You'll always have much more success controlling your own life than you will have controlling others. If you wish to live in a positive world, be a positive person. If you desire peace, then be completely at peace with yourself. Life is a mirror that reflects your most authentic self back to you. It flows from the inside out. The values and priorities that you live by will greatly influence the world that you live in. The thoughts and feelings you hold most consistently on the inside will determine how life
Name Dj Who?!?!?!
Im not really a dj caffeine overdose anymore, so its time for a change, and what better way to make a change, a CONTEST!!! so heres the challenge, You Pick 1 name and post it in here, only 1 entry per person, i will announce the winner monday evening as I come on the air at Legends Saloon winner will receive, 500,000 fubucks, a photoshoped pic, and a pimp out on my profile! good luck every hugs N kissies!
The Killer And The Star - Starts When You Fall
I don't mind the world today The Fear in me is strong, And I love you Never had to fend, To fold, to see, with me Tonight And it starts when you fall It ends when you change your life Give you my soul, As long as you find your way. Starts when you fall It ends when you change your life Give you my soul, As long as you find your way. Well I don't mind the sun today, Faith in me is strong, And I love you No One had to fend, To fold, to see, with me Tonight. And it starts when you fall It ends when you change your life Give you my soul, As long as you find your way. Starts when you fall It ends when you change your life Give you my soul, As long as you find your way. Take Back, spread you in, Take you from you far away Take all your life Like an end this moment Take Back, it's hard to kill, Bring back the ones you could fend Treat everything like a broken open Ends when it changes your life Give you my soul, as long as you find your way. Star
Forever And Always
When you look at me with loving eyes. I fall for you, it's not surprise. You pull me in with your tender touch. You make me feel like I am loved. You intertwine your hand with mine. You say you love me; that's a sign. You kiss me sweetly on the cheek. I start to shake; I become weak. You are my life; I already know. I will never let you go. Me and you; forever we'll be. Nothing'll change that; I love you baby! To my one true love.. u know who u r.. too bad she'll never know how much I really care..
Super Bowl Guacamole Field
Ingredients - 1 Tbsp butter - cup red bell pepper - cup onion, chopped - 2, 15 oz cans black beans, rinsed / drained - 2 tsp fresh chopped jalapeno peppers - tsp ground cumin - 1 cup salsa - 2 cups cheddar cheese, shredded - 14 oz Guacamole - cup sour cream - 1 bag tortilla chips Instructions: 1. Melt butter in skillet; add peppers and onion. Cook over medium heat until onion is softened. (4 minutes). Stir in beans, jalapenos and cumin. Cook until heated. 2. Transfer 1 cup of bean mixture to a food processor, process until smooth. Return blended mixture to remaining mixture and stir to combine. Spread onto an 118 baking dish. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. 3. Just before serving, layer over the bean mixture: salsa, cheese and top with Wholly Guacamole. 4. Spoon sour cream into re-sealable plastic bag. Snip off small corner and pipe sour cream lines over the guacamole to resemble yard markers on a football field.
Until The End Of Time
Only For You
She has been everything that i asked for What my heart needed to feel whole She's the only one to give me that once in a life time feeling She's the only reason why this broken heart is still beating In my dreams there was always this girl in disguise Every dream I tried to see her face but i would wake up before time Last night was different this time i got to hold her hand and touch her lips I saw her face and whispered "how real is this?" I saw the face of a beautiful angel She made me promise to always be faithful She has always been that girl of my dreams The one who would set me free She is the love of my life I can't let her go she's now mine Now every time i look back to the past I realized that i want her to be my first and last She has been able to make me feel different without a sound I want to tell the whole world that i love her, scream it out loud I want her to know that my love will always stay true My heart and my eyes are Only For You
Monty Rocks On La Talk Radio This Tuesday Janury 27th!
Hi All: My music will be played on the famed LA Talk Radio this Tuesday, January 27th! On "Troys Room" with Troy Spiropoulos Where to listen: Time: 5 PM - PST (Pacific Standard Time) 6 PM - MST (Mountain Standard Time) 7 PM - CST (Central Standard Time) 8 PM - EST (Eastern Standard Time) Email Troy to say hi and request my music: Thanks for the support! MONTY ROCKS PS 5 Song "Advanced Release" EP of "Rock Stars Don't Eat Cookies" is available here: FREE SONG DOWNLOAD: Download "America Rocks" for FREE! MONTY ROCKS on MySpace: MONTY ROCKS Song Licensing for Films and TV:
Gives You Hell
I wake up every evening With a big smile on my face And it never feels out of place And you're still probably working At a nine to five pace I wonder how bad that tastes When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Now where's your picket fence love And where's that shiny car And did it ever get you far You never seemed so tense love I've never seen you fall so hard Do you know where you are And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool you're just as well Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself Where'd it all go wrong? But the list goes on and on And truth be told I miss you And truth be t
Llama Leveler Of The Day
~~~Blue*Eyed*Obsession~~~Llama leveler~Rating Revolution Crew~~@ fubar all Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates and kindly leave a comment below that you have done so.
Hoisin Chicken Wings
Hoisin Chicken Wings Ingredients: 15 chicken wings 1 tablespoon honey or syrup 4 tablespoons hoisin sauce 3 tablespoons warm water 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 2 garlic cloves, finely minced 1 scallion (green onion, spring onion), finely minced 1 slice fresh ginger, minced Preparation: Marinate chicken wings for 15 minutes in a mixture of honey, hoisin sauce, water, salt, pepper, garlic, scallion, and ginger. Heat oven to 350 degrees. Place chicken wings on a baking sheet and bake for 30 minutes, brushing occasionally with marinade. Turn oven to broil and broil chicken wings five more minutes. Turn wings every two minutes to avoid burning. To serve: Transfer chicken wings to a serving platter and serve hot or at room temperature.
What Can I Say
i am a panty freak........well when i have to wear them. i love all kinds, but my favs have things like skulls and such. i can't help getting things that make me feel sexy. the ones that are the best are the ones you can find in the porno then again some days you roll out of bed and say "fuck" do i have to put clothes on? lol ~~yvette~~
Gotta Be Someone
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like d�ja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my breath, could this be the end? Is it that moment when, I
Crock Pot Beer And Cheese Dip
Ingredients: 1/2 cup beer 1/4 tsp. Tabasco sauce 1 lb. process cheese spread loaf, cut into cubes Preparation: Mix all ingredients in 1-2 quart slow cooker. Cover and cook on HIGH for 40 minutes until cheese melts. Stir until mixture is smooth. Scrape down cooker sides. Turn heat to LOW. Dip will hold for 4 hours if you stir it occasionally. Serve with pretzels, bread cubes, or crackers.
Reverse Funnel System Leads
Reverse Funnel System LeadsLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowDoes this Reverse Funnel System really work? Thousands of people are asking themselves that question right now. Is it Legitimate? Can I really make money? How does it work?These questions and the hundreds of others on people's minds right now will have different answers for each individual. However, 1 thing that Everyone researching the Reverse Funnel System needs to now is that there IS something Ty Coughlin isn't telling you.Coughlin and his "Inner Circle" put the Reverse Funnel System together to Grab your Attention and Play to your Emotions, and it does a very good job. The thing Coughlin isn't telling you is that it will take a lot of Work and a Commitment to Learn to be Successful with the system.If you are going to be successful with the Reverse Funnel System, you need to be open to Receiving an Education. To make the Reverse Funnel System, or any other Online Business Opportunity work, you will have to Learn Mark
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Daytona 500 Beach Bash Party Recipes
Daytona 500 Beach Bash Party Recipes Kicking off a new race season is always an exciting time for any racer. First you get a fresh start and second, we start our season at Daytona. Living in Daytona Beach has its great advantages as I get to hear the roar of the engines in January during testing for the Daytona 500 and I can honestly say that after 10 years of racing the sound of motors purring at Daytona International Speedway is just as exciting as the first time I heard them in 1998. The sound of speed echoes through town and you realize the green flag will fall for the Daytona 500 in only a short few weeks. In honor of this years 50th running of the Daytona 500, I decided to give you a few menu ideas on how to throw a rip roaring Daytona 500 race day bash! Since the first race is our pride event, I think you should take some extra time in preparing a great party menu for your race hungry friends. The first caution I need to bring to your attention is that
Apple Cobbler In The Crock- Super Bowl / Daytona 500 Party Recipes
Super Bowl / Daytona 500 Party Recipes Apple Cobbler in the Crock 4 medium tart apples 1/2 cup honey 1 grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 1 dash cinnamon 5 tbs butter 3/4 cup natural cereal with nuts and fruits Oil to grease pot Grease side of your crockpot lightly with oil. Core, peel and slice apples; place in crock. Add honey, lemon rind, lemon juice and cinnamon. Combine butter and cereal. Add to crock; mix thoroughly. Cover. Cook on Low for 6 to 8 hours or High for 2 to 3 hours. Serve with vanilla ice cream or whipped topping, if desired.
Is It Too Much To Ask For?
Is it too much to ask for for a guy that will be straight up and honest with you. Who makes you feel good about yourself and you make him feel good bout himself, and you can just sit around relaxing or going and doing something and just have a smile on your face because being around each other makes you happy. Don't know why but i keep dating the complete opposite.
because you made me feel like i belonged, you made me feel beautiful You brought me happiness and that feeling i had never felt before But you also brought sorrow and I learned to forgive i never stopped caring about you, nor will i ever. Just dont forget it, because I love you I always will because Love never dies. If there ever is another chance, please let me have it.
Finally Time To Think!
So i decided today was hair removal and i was going to wax myself myself...normally i would pay someone to do it or have katiecakes do it..however me being me i now have numb lips. also on the weird front.i didnt actually get all the hai off because everytime i'd go to rip thestrip off my son would majickly appear and ruin my focus. so yeah.if youre gonna wax yourself. put everyone in a coma...yourself included.
(One of the sexiest, yet demented songs i have ever heard... Got another one for me?? SHOW ME!) ♥ xoxoxoxox ♥ "In My Room" 2:45 and the bell went off, Thank God, Many people think im odd But I talk with no one, And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and dont say hi, It aint no one there, I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap) 'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of ass' So young and pretty its too bad she past But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes Then she gone, I can still hear her voice loom. But she only exists in the dark of my room [chorus: x2] Love... (I cant ignore you) In my room (do anything for you) Love... (I do adore you) In My Room... You and I I try to
More On The Top Ranked Cheater..aka Proof..
Check the blog below and to the left...don't forget to rate and post your comments as always , check the rerate 10 from 11 and the timestamped repeated visits..:D
Wild Thang Aka Kiss My Grits Aka Top Member Cheater..
This is what this scripter does...has this happened to you?... > > 1/11/09 4th time that day - dunno why that says December on the clock > > > > 1/11/09 - had finished an auto either that day or the previous day > > > > 1/11/09 3rd time > > > > 1/12/09 > > > > 1/12/09 > > > > > > 1/12/09 > > > > 1/12/09 > > > > 1/13/09 > > > > 12/24/08 > > > > 10/31/08 > This is another screen grab from a totally different member: This proof was sent by someone who is tired of the lies and cheating, including screen shots of time stamped repeated visits and re rates from t
9 Things I Hate About Everyone...(came from old email but still funny) 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room forthe tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7.
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Success Is On Your Horizon.
Your Daily Motivation – Success Is On Your Horizon. Sunday January 25, 2009 SUCCESS IS ON YOUR HORIZON. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can start at anytime if you want to be successful. But you have to start. You won't accomplish anything if you wait for all the possible objections to be overcome. Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. Don't be afraid to live. Don't wait for things to change. Don't wait until you have more time, until you are less tired, until you get the promotion, until you settle down, until, until, until. Don't wait for a major event in your life to occur before you begin to live. Begin where you are. Work where you are. The hour you are wasting now, dreaming of some far off success, is crowded with tremendous possibilities. When you take the first step, your mind will mobilize all its forces to assist you. Once you have started, all th
Third Times The Charm?????
New Corruptor's Insane Planet Posted
Pretty good response so far to the Corruptors Insane Planet. If you like jokes, weird news and stuff check it out. It's marked NSFW just so you know and don't get offended. Party Hard Corruptor Newest entry under Corruptor's Insane Planet
Corruptors Insane Planet And Mid-tn Swinger Party Updates
Top 10 Signs She Is Getting Bored Having Sex With You 10. You find yourself sitting backstage at the Jerry Springer show. 9. You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead. 8. During the act, she screams "Oh baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!" 7. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a WAV file. 6. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 5. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 4. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along. 3. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook more easily. 2. She yells out her own name 1. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin. Welcome to the Corruptors Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. Details on how you can get invited to the party this Saturday coming up. We'll also throw some details about a couple of parties taking place in February. #1 Whacko of the week-A couple of weeks ago our whacko of the week was a guy who was breaking into s
Lets Do This!!
I've got money and bling with your name on it!!!! It's so here's the deal. I really wanna level and get past this level and make it to Godmama asap! So I've got several ways for you to get Bucks and bling! Below are links to some of my folders. Click em and rate em! Easy $5,000 for 10's during Happy Hour and 10,000 for 11's during Happy Hour! Thats easy right! I will be giving out some random blings as well! Or you can garentee yourself a bling, a drink & $50,000 FuBucks by rating all my pics!! (NSFW is excluded) PM me when you finish for Fubucks and Keep rating to get that bling! I already gave out 2 before even posting this!!! Mz.ǵff r Your Next Ex GF
When you go in for your annual gyn visit, or for me by bi-annual, they generally ask what kind of birth control you're using. Well, when the nurse asked me I told her it was abstinence at this point, and she sorta giggle. Well, the doctor came in and said "well, when you're done with your drought and start having sex again what kind of birth control would you want?" Ouch. The doc is ragging on my sex life too. But I suppose I deserve it when last year I made him blush when I told him he'd have to get my boobs out of my armpit to do my breast exam.
Soundgarden Vs. Blue Stahli
Reverse Funnel System Money
Reverse Funnel System moneyLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowIn case youre not familiar with The Reverse Funnel System, it is a hands-free, fully automated home based business opportunity created by entrepreneur Ty Coughlin. The Reverse Funnel System essentially combines elements of the funded proposals method, online marketing techniques, and complete automation to create a network marketing program that is producing results for newcomers and veterans alike.The Reverse Funnel System is in its infancy, and its still a ground floor opportunity having only been around for a few short months now.So what has my experience with The Reverse Funnel System been like? In a nutshell, its been a wild ride...In the short time that Ive been involved, Im seeing things that Ive never seen before in any MLM or network marketing opportunity. Due to the fact that the sales process is 100% automated, the Reverse Funnel System has eliminated much of the learning curve and provided a way for
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Saying Goodbye
Why so much pain, feel like i am going insane. never meant to hurt you, never meant to cause the tears to fall. or make you feel so sad, now i feel so bad. A knife rips at my heart, now we are so far apart. I look across the bay, there is nothing left to say. I thought that we would always be friends, never wanted it to end. Never wanted to say goodbye, now it is time for me to fly. I walk away with a sigh. never meant to hurt you. All i can do is cry, because you said goobye. I miss you.
Own Me !!!lots Of Sexiness Ahead...
***Want a shot at owning me?? Just click on the pic below to place your bid***I got tons to offer and more can also be discussed:)***Also can i get friends/fam to rate this pic! plz!Ty in advance! xo's ~*~Jess~*~
Hey There
This guy is one of my best friends on here. Sure he's a pain in the ass. Not very cute. But he's got those 11 thingies. Throw him a few rates mmmk? He's kinda a whore. And is racing Neppi and Misfit. ~Cubby~@ fubar Thanks. tell him Cubby sent you.
Too love so completely you hurt for all they do is this really worth it? To give yourself and feel lonely still is it worth it? Love can be the greatest thing yet also be the cause of so much pain, so is it worth it?
As I Grow
As we no im NUTS and i need get ma head 2 geather . AS GOD sweeps tha random thoughts i HAVE i will grow .GOD PLACE your HANDS on MY head release my DEAMONS AMEN .
Eagles Rise!
Eagle rise, On steel wings,Full of, Flight & fantasy, In silver cars, Steel aeroplanes, In folds off paper, Made off stone, Scissors, Paper or rock, Play with the deck, Roll s dice, Strike, When the time is right, Dont leave others behind, In cold & dark, Reach up, Grab clouds, Pick up the pace, Or die in the rat race!
To My Family And Top Friends
Sorry that i havent shown any of u any love in the past week er 2 but it has been very hectic for me and i have been very very busy with family issues,so i havent been on fu because of course rl comes 1st lol.. i just didnt want any of u thinking that i was slacking in my fubar luv area .. hope u all are doing great and much luv to each of you!! Everything is slowly but surely going back to normal so i shall return but until then Take care and ttys
1) Level, at least one time today (which means I need LOTS of rates and comments) 2) Get AT LEAST one more bling given to me 3) Get AT LEAST one Big Pimpin' gift 4) TRY and get either a VIP or maybe just a Bling pac (Love u forever if u get me one) 5) Get AT LEAST 5 salutes made for me
Survey.. Stolen From [per]
Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? eh... up and down Do you care about your boyfriend/girlfriend honestly? absolutly What was the last thing you put in your mouth? coffee What sport do you enjoy watching? football is the only sport i watch besides MMA fights, i mean really what other sport makes it ok to crack open a beer @ 9am on a sunday... :P What shoes did you wear today? errr its early no shoes yet Who is the last person you hugged? Jess What is bothering you right now? where is my W2!!! Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms? i would suppose so Do you think you'll be married in 10 years? yes Two days from now this time, where will you be? working When things get bad, are you more likely to blame yourself or somebody else? its always someone else's fault duh! Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it? thats a dumb question, of course Last person you gave/got a piggy back ride from? err..
No Excuse
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment I tend to not think about what I am doing.hey I am only human after all, and because of this I can and do land up making the wrong decision or do the wrong action, whereby, upon reflection I know I took the wrong action and end up regretting it This time, even though I feel it was the right decision to make for the right reasons, it was how I handled it afterwards that was very wrong and as such I ended up hurting the one person I was trying to do right by and by doing so I may have driven that person away and lost everything we had built between usI have no excuse!! I was wrong and from the deepest depth of my heartI am sorry
Been Almost 9 Years Now...
I heard our song today. I've avoided it as if it were the plague ever since that day. I hate that it still reminds me of you, that it hurt's to hear it. We used to know the lyric's by heart, recite them word for word to each other. It was your favorite song. I still think about you when I lay there at night. I miss you still, I think I always will. I often wonder how thing's would of turned out. I wish we wouldn't of had that fight that night. Maybe thing's wouldn't of turned out as they had. Then again, maybe thing's happened as they were supposed to. I know I still blame myself, and I know I shouldn't. I guess I do cause I don't want to let go of you, but maybe it is time i did. I know you loved me, I never doubted or questioned it. Thank you for all the good memories, I will always hold them in my heart. I know I will always miss you, that you will always be in my heart and in the back of my head. Today I will listen to our song, with out feeling all the hurt. Today I will let the l
How Simple Life Gets
From early years we are taught the limitations we put on our selves. But as we grow we seek new experiences and beginnings. Life takes us through paths we have and havent crossed before. Only to explore the next step in ones life is to fully understand that no one person will give you a promise, a committment nor there understanding as to your own path. They too have a path which may lead towards you and intersect or may continue in the opposite direction. Leaving the nest, the living domain where ones birth place and being raised and nurtured til of age, you find yourself thrown to the wolves with early enployment, fending for yourself and making a start in this world. You are tossed into the society we call life amoung us. We prosper and seek love and romance and only have that too burn up in your faces. Open your mind body and soul to only have multiple people walk all over you like last weeks snackbar menu. We pick ourselves up from the floor and carry on as best we can but in t
Was I Bad?
I have been doing a lot of thinking. I go and work out, while doing so I think about everything in my day to day life. I think of all the happiness that I have had, all the sadness that I have had and how I have been able to turn everything into a positive perspective. I worry at times that I might have only put a band aid on my emotions. I then notice that I am a much stronger man, mentally than I was before. When problems arise, I come up with you solutions. It is what I do, what I do best. Lately, I have been taking care of things back home. Trying to make sure that I am able to have a place to go home too once I am released from active duty, insuring that I am not in debt when I return home and perhaps making a purchase of a new form of transportation when I get home. I do not plan on coming home until November 2009, which is a ways away, for sure, but you never know what the military does until it does it. I have been working in Iraq since February of 2008 and I have
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Morning Survey
Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? kind of Do you care about your boyfriend/girlfriend honestly? I don't have a boyfriend What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Dr. Pepper What sport do you enjoy watching? I guess I watch more football What shoes did you wear today? None yet Who is the last person you hugged? Connor What is bothering you right now? Nothing right now Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms? Probably Do you think you'll be married in 10 years? I have no clue Two days from now this time, where will you be? I'll probably be working When things get bad, are you more likely to blame yourself or somebody else? I do both Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it? Yeah, many times. Last person you gave/got a piggy back ride from? Gave: Daniel...Got one from: No idea How do you feel towards the person who last texted you? I ♥ him Do you believe that everything ha
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Reverse Funnel System TeamLearn the secrets of the Internet WealthyIf you're checking out different home based business opportunities, there's a good chance that you've probably heard something about The Reverse Funnel System lately. The Reverse Funnel System is an online home based business opportunity that is fairly new, but has been stirring up quite a bit of excitement in the work at home industry. In this short article, I'm going to give you my Reverse Funnel System review. Hopefully by the time you're done reading, you'll have a better idea of exactly what the RFS is all about and whether or not it's for you.The Reverse Funnel System is an automated marketing system for building a network marketing business. It was developed by entrepreneur Ty Coughlin and uses the funded proposals approach.In a nutshell, The Reverse Funnel System takes a high converting sales process and adds automation. It eliminates the need for traditional network marketing sales techniques such as hotel meet
Episode 83- Noobies Are The Show Nuggett
WOW! Was last night fun! As the title of the show states, Its the most new people we have had in any show at one time. Hellermoon was very late entering as his new job kept him late. But becuz his computer was in the babies room, he could not jump into the show. Nightshade led us off with some Hellcast News. Then I followed it up with the LAST segment of Dumb Laws from around the world. Then our top 10 Grocery store pick up lines that was funny, but should have been inverted most likely, lol. Our musical year in review is 1974, featuring Ray Stevens, Carly Simon, Elton John and BTO. Nightshade's weekly haunt this week was the Birdcage Theater in Arizona, followed by Redlar's Good Deed of the week. Next up was King of the Hill, featuring Nickelback and David Cook. There was no rant for the 2nd week in a row, and the same is to be said about, so I once again had to play the crew for our moview review. Our Video Game Live was cancelled becuz TWillis' woman
History Of The Swastika
swastika Current mood: adventurous Category: Religion and Philosophy History The swastika has an extensive history. The motif seems to have first been used in Neolithic Eurasia. The symbol has an ancient history in Europe, appearing on artifacts from pre-Christian European cultures. In antiquity, the swastika was used extensively by the Indo-Aryans, Hittites, Celts and Greeks, among others. In particular, the swastika is a sacred symbol in Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism religions with over a billion adherents worldwide, making the swastika ubiquitous in both historical and contemporary society. The symbol was introduced to Southeast Asia by Hindu kings and remains an integral part of Balinese Hinduism to this day, and it is a common sight in Indonesia. It also was adopted independently by several Native American cultures. Greek helmet with swastika marks on the top part (details), 350-325 BC from Taranto, found at Herculanum. Cabinet des Mdailles, Paris. In the We
616k To Godmother!!!
Starshine is running 11s right now and is trying to Godmother...she is only 616k away! Show her love!!! ~♥StarShine♥~2nd Alarm Hotties~ Fu-Wifey 2 -(`v)-ǀ$ âH3208-(`v)-@ fubar
Love Sucks
Show me the most beautiful woman in the world......and I'll show you a man who's tired of her shit! Just sayin.......
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What Goes Around, Comes Around........
One day a man saw an old lady stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill, which only fear can put in you. He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.' Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tighte
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What Makes A Friend
The Proper Way
Being an Army Veteran and proud of the fact, it gives me great pride when I see other people take pride in their country in dispalying our Flag. It does however sadden me that many of these people do not know the proper way to display the flag and in doing so inproperly it is a disgrace. It has become one of my biggest pet peeves. I have even gone so far as in my hometown to knock on one of the city councilmen's door and ask him if he could not afford a new flag since the one he was displaying was torn to shreds. I see many people having their picture taken in front of flag, trying to show they are patriotic ( and I applaud them for the effort) but the flag will be backwards, and this in intself irks me. SO I have decided to list the proper ways to display the flag, perhaps there are some that just do not know there is a right way and a wrong. .1 When the flag is displayed over the middle of the street, it should be suspended vertically with the union(blue) to the north in a
Argument Clinic-monty Python
Unlikely Romance~
by alonzo14 I was just lying there beside her, holding my head in my hand, my arm bent at the elbow. Annie was sleeping on her side, facing away from me. The low light from the lamp on the nightstand illuminated her long, lean body, and the shadows danced over her as she breathed. Annie's long legs were not quite fully extended, but were bent a little at the knees. Her beautiful ass and naked back were tantalizingly close and still a little sweaty, almost begging me to caress them. What was this beautiful, young woman doing in my bed? I could scarcely believe it myself. Did I just make love to this amazing woman? Or am I all alone and merely having a wonderful dream? As I lay there watching her, I thought back to the lucky events that led to our meeting. We met on-line, for god's sake! I was bored and avoiding doing some work, as usual. To idle away the time, I like to chat, but none of my on-line friends were available. My list of friends isn't that long. I'm not a person
The Closer.........
My baby, my baby, my baby, my love Come a little closer so we can see into the eyes of love Just a little a closer let me speak to you I wanna softly tell you something Here I am-- I just want you to come closer Come a little closer let me whisper in your ear ‘Cause I wanna tell you something Move a little a little closer we can celebrate The way we feel about each other’s lovin’… Wanna tell you words, words of love Words that make you wanna………..
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Reverse Funnel System ScamLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel System is an automated sales process for home based businesses that is said to perfect the most difficult part of any home based business...the sales process. The creators of The Reverse Funnel System created it to eliminate the human error variable present in every sales process so that you make more money and spend less time with tricky sales pitches. It's said that the only thing you need to do is market the system and that it doesn't matter if you're shy or if you lack sales skills because The Reverse Funnel System takes care of the entire sales process for you.The Reverse Funnel System was created by a team of professional online marketers. They provide you with the marketing materials and resources needed to make the system work for you but does it work? Many people claim financial freedom from the product and swear by its success. Many others have lost thousands of dollars and hours of their time
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New Recruit from Luckiee7.Ty Sweety Please Add fan + Rate Family **Furious J**~ Owned by Long_Island_Girl_33 - Kingdom of Rogue's Levelers's: ~**Furious J**~ Owned by Long_Island_Girl_33 - Kingdom of Rogue's Levelers's@ fubar New Recruit by ButtrflyMom3 cntrystingr___"Kingdom of Rogue's Levelers"@ fubar New recruit Luckiee7.Past evaluation,been morphed will be tagged Long_Island_Girl_33_WA owned by ~**Furious J**~ &Kingdom of Rogue's Levelers@ fubar
R.i.p. Snow Pudding
Snow Pudding~03/2002 - 1/25/2009I woke up this morning and was doing my usual dark:30 rounds around the house to check on everyone... Yanno, to make sure the kids were not abducted by aliens in the middle of the night.Well, when I got to Snow Pudding (our sweet little bunny), I found that he was not abducted by aliens, but he WAS taken by God to the grand garden in the sky.I'm gonna miss him. He was such a good bunny. The only thing bad he ever did was chew through the cord of a microphone for my computer many years ago. That's better than I can say for any other animals we've ever had. {sniff, sniff}Anyway, here's some pictures of Snow Pudding.Yeah, he needed his claws clipped in this pic. R.
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Why are people on these types of sites so fake? If you are honest with people and they don't like your opinion they block you and hide. That's one of the biggest problems in the world today, everyone is scared of differences. people kill other people because that person didn't like their shoes or looked at them funny. Grow up. not everyone will like you. not everyone will like me. that doesn't mean they don't respect you. stop being whinny asses and face the facts that not everyone is going to like everyone. Agree to disagree. Shit happens, move on and get over it.
Disturbed-down With The Sickness (live)
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Spanish Lesson For Today
1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.' 2. Mushroom When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. Texas My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes. 6. July Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!' 7. Rectum I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. Juarez One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 9. Chicken I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 10. Wheelchair We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair. 11. Chicken wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 12. Harassment My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.
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World's Fastest Car Goes Electric
Autopia By Chuck Squatriglia January 23, 2009 | 5:38:55 PMCategories: Electric Vehicles The guys at Shelby SuperCars, having taken down the mighty Bugatti Veyron to claim the title of fastest car on the planet, are challenging Tesla Motors for electro-supremacy with an EV it promises will put down 1,000 horsepower. The boutique automaker caught our attention when it first mentioned the Ultimate Aero EV last summer, and now it's come through with some specs. They're pretty outlandish zero to 60 in 2.5 seconds? 10-minute recharge time? but we'll suspend our skepticism long enough to clear some space in the Autopia Fantasy Garage. Shelby says the Ultimate Aero EV will showcase the company's "All-Electric Scalable Powertrain," which it says can be tailored to suit a wide variety of vehicles, from compact city cars to heavy-duty trucks and even military vehicles. Yeah, yeah. What about the Aero? For the uninitiated, Shelby SuperCars builds insanely overpowered and absurdly fast c
How Explain The Miracle Of Light?
How explain the miracle of light? A lamp's a miracle, refueled or no. Nor is there aught that ought be more than night, Unless some unmade maker make it so. Know that nothing is but miracles, Kindled from the void we know not how; And God, if God there be, the greatest miracle, Here within the sepulcher of now.
Mermaids Water fundamental Transfiguration half Waterborne, yet abundant Breasts waiting to be suckled. Basis of beauty From nature or womankind? Arched back offering to man? Or just an offering to the sun Before plunging To the emotional depths Of the sea From whence we all originated. Are we an abomination? Sirens calling men To their deaths on the rocks? Or maybe a metamorphous To a subtle beauty only Captured in ones Mind poet
Keeping It Busy
keeping urself busy isnt bad, but its not the asnwer.
(noun) An upward slope, as of a hill. Synonyms: ascent, climb, raise, rise, upgrade Usage: It prompted the matron to say that she would walk a little wayas far as to the point where the acclivity from the valley began its first steep ascent to the outer world.
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Break Time
Hello fu peeps, just a quick message to let yoo know that i might not be on for a few days. For those who know me well they will understand, been a hectic week and a half so i'm going to just kick back and relax for a few days, well relax as much as a can since the wee one isn't feeling too well. I'll be back before you know it. hugsss Lo Lo x
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Jgermeister is a 35% liqueur, and recipe is kept secret but is speculated to be a blend of 56 herbs. In German, Jgermeister means "master hunter" (combining Jger, hunter, and Meister, master).
A Week At The Gym
HOWDY FOLKS, Now I'm sure a few of ya's can relate to this story. It's kinda long so kick off your shoes, grab a fresh cup, and ENJOY! For my 49th birthday, My dear Ole Mom gave me a gym membership(complete with personal trainer) for a month.........Now ain't that sweet? Wonder just what she was trying to tell me? Ain't she just the sweetest mother in the whole world...........Now I'm in pretty good shape,(I thought), but I decided to give this a try anyway....(Because it was FREE) So I called the gym to set up a time with the personal trainer... She said her name was Belinda and she was 26 years old and not only an aerobics instructor but also a model for an athletic clothing and swim suit store.....(THANKS MOM!!!! HUBBA HUBBA) Dear old Mom seemed pleased that I had decided to give this a try...(MODEL! SWIM SUITS! LIKE THERE WAS A SNOW BALLS CHANCE I WOULDN'T GO!) After I had got there and crossed all the T's and dotted all the I's. I was told that they ask every new
Reverse Funnel System Review
Reverse Funnel System ReviewLearn the secrets of the Internet WealthyThe Reverse Funnel Marketing System has only been active for a few short months but already has the internet buzzing. Ty Coughlin has changed the game of network marketing. His Reverse Funnel system is garnering rave reviews from vets and rookies of network marketing alike. This article will examine the facts behind this buzz and give you an idea as to why this excitement exists over this one single MLM business opportunity.The network marketing industry has been clamoring for a business model like this to come along for years now. Ty Coughlin stepped up to the plate and invested the money to develop a system the masses wanted. People were tried of going to hotel meetings, chasing down leads, and recruiting friends and family which were traditional hallmarks of old fashioned MLM companies. Ty broke the mold by creating a more duplicable system that took the natural selling ability of its members out of the equation. T
Ok...decided Against Leaving, At Least For Now...
Yeah, I know that I said I was going to leave this weekend, but I decided against it for now. No biggie really to be honest...I'll just contemplate and wage my options here, but I'm not going to be thinking about that at the moment. Right now I need some sleep...You may think that I'm just now getting up, but I'm just getting home. Kinda different for me to have pulled and all-nighter, but I did. I got to meet up with a friend that I haven't seen in almost 5 years last night. Really haven't even spoke all that much since then either. Go figure...right? lol Nothing like being able to play catch up and talking about the good ol' days of before. And to be honest, it was nice to be able to sit down at a meal, talk and BS...That hasn't happened for me for a while for sure. Or so sometimes it feels like it...Meaning someone that's outside of family to be able to do that. Most would be "dog tired" after being up for as long as what I had today and then having to drive home too,
I Will Tell You A Story...
Okey... If you wondered how I got the terrific burn and awesome scars, let me relate. This is what the machines I operate look like. In July of 2004, we were performing a weekend shutdown. One of the tasks is to scrape clean a fume hood located near the front. It is something we'd all done a million times. As I was scraping away, my shirt came in contact with a pilot flame and ignited. Cotton burns. Like paper. I ended up with 2nd and 3rd degree burns over 70% of my back. Yeah, owie. The hospital sent me to the Burn Unit at the University of Michigan Hospital, where it was determined I would need skin grafts. That's not really a fun thing. When you hear that burns are the worst type of injury, believe it. The worst part was debridment, the removal of the dead skin. On a scale of 1-10, the pain was 194. It was a 9 month recovery. I couldn't be near any heat sources, and to this day, have to keep the grafted skin out of the sun. So much for mowing the lawn shirtle
What Are You?
Who or what is aware of a feeling or any other object? Thoughts come and go. Where are you in the equation? If you are looking for yourself objectively, you are overlooking the point that the answer is not in the mind. Go back to the basic point: What are you? Yes, thoughts arise. But what are you? Obviously, you are not an object. But that does not deny your presence. You are still there to know or not know the objects. - John Wheeler
Turkey N Veggie Stew With Dumplings
turkey n veggie stew wth dumplings 3 to 4 turkey legs 2 Tsp of vegtable oi 1 large onion [ diced] 3 carrots [sliced] 2 stalks celery [sliced] 1/2 lb mushrooms[sliced] 4 cups chicken broth [or make your own from boulion cubes and water] 4 or 5 good size potatoes[ cut into large chunks] 1/2 parsnip [optional] 1Tsp of fresh thyme or parsley 1 cup milk 1/2 to 1 cup of peas salt n pepper to taste cook the turkey legs in a skillet with oil till browned but not cooked through in another pot or slow cooker add the broth , potatoes , parsnip, and parsley or thyme cover and bring to a boil reduce heat to medium low and cook for about 10 minutes in a bowl blend flour, milk untill smooth stir into stew cook for about 5 minutes till thickened add the peas add the turkey that you have been browning Dumplings 1-1/2 cups flour 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 2 Tsp cold butter 3 Tsp of chopped parsley or chives or green onion in bowl sift flour baking powder and salt
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Stay.. Song Got Stuck In My Head..
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
George Best
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Dana Carvey
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
I Am Worried
I tested my husband's blood pressure last night and was a bit high. 140/91 is not good. I told my husband that I was going to keep a journal and record his BP each morning and each night for the next month and see if goes down.
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
Dr. Seuss
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
012509 Homer Simpson
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
I'm Always Thinking Of You
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart
Ok So I'm Whiped I Admit It
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay
For My Lover
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you
For My Baby
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine
My True Zodiac Sign
Pisces Your personality is most like that of a Pisces, the zodiac sign for those born between February 20 - March 20. You are compassionate and selfless, often more concerned with others than yourself. Don't let your sympathy make you weak, and make sure to stand up for yourself when necessary. Pushovers rarely get far in life. Horoscope Test by fun quizzes! Internet Sweepstakes - IQ Tests - The Dumb Test Quizzes | Hollywood Movie Trivia Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes
Play On Words
Was just talking to a friend on yahoo that said this to me: I have a homophone pet peeve I was like what is that a homo on the phone? I was baffled....
As day turns to night , The lights shine bright , Incadescent , fluroescent , Candles burn projecting beautifull sihouettes, Upon the walls, On the floor, How pretty they are, Probaly the last you shall see. Before I leave, Again, War isint pretty, It be be quite blind, As we search for a sign, A flare of red, My pistol lays close, My sword in my grip, People may slip, Time & time again, Have faith in your Brothers, Your sisters, Relax stay sane, Look after those you love.
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Reverse Funnel SystemLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowDue to the recent surge of interest in Ty Coughlins The Reverse Funnel System program, many people want to know if this home based business opportunity is the real deal or if its a scam. I thought it might be helpful to those who are considering signing up to read a review of my experience with The Reverse Funnel System. Hopefully by the time youve finished reading this RFS review youll have a better idea of exactly what to expect if you decide to get involved.The Reverse Funnel System is basically an automated marketing process developed by industry insider, Ty Coughlin. It relies on automation to fuel downline growth and duplication and allows anyone, regardless of experience, age, or income level, the opportunity to build a substantial home based business income.The training tools and teaching offered in the members area is all top notch, and Reverse Funnel System members are given the chance to listen in on several liv
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He's Savin Up For Spotlight..let's Help Him!!
He's a great man...Helps any who ask, has the biggest heart!!!...and A Vetern in The United States Air Force after 23 yrs of service...!!!! What do U say..can U spare sum change and help him get sum bux to bid sometime soon??? Ty ALL !! Texas James@ fubar
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Night Out
Tonight I finally met up with XEEPOOOO :) Vince, and her and I hung out at a bar about an hour from my house. She is fun as hell, and it was a great night of fun and abuse on Vicne's part... We got back and about 2 somethin am, and now I am at Vinces, layin on his bed with his laptop, sabotaging his Fu page and watchin SP. Yay!
I Think I Found Sanction
I found a quiet place. A place i can be me. A place i can breathe. I found possible future. I found life. And love. Passion. I found serenity. Truth. Desire. Longing. I found it. Im so lucky. So lucky that... I found it in his ever changing blue eyes.
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Time, Pressure, And Inevidibility; The Tale Of Captain Blindside And The Mutiny On The Mutiny (i.e. Aptly Named)
I guess I made you hate me and then asked for your love. I guess I charged you from behind then fell to my knees and started begging you not to do what I'd just been trying to get you to do, and all of this before you'd even turned around. And iit's quite clear that I'm not in my right mind and I make too many mistakes then try to hide behind the fact that you shouldn't know; while some would stop, I read this as a license to go. I guess if I was a singer in a band on a stage, I'd be frozen afraid ntil they started throwing tomatoes. At that point, let's face it, one is truly free, he can run for the exit or he can earn the hatred that they are going to cover him anyway. There are times, to be honest when I am shocked at the fact that I have made it this far, knowing me like I do. I used to think I was just lazy because I was never forced to work that hard. Now I know that I am downright resistant and serve my uselessness like some kind of discipline and work harder than anyon
ME FOR WHAT I AM The rose is a symbol of love and The light a symbol of purity And black the color of darkness LOVE LIGHT AND DARKNESS I have always been Beauty And Love so this picture is a vivid description of who, what I am. Even though the love I hold inside will never die I am blue because there is not a day I do not cry there is a light that shines in me so bright it can pierce the darkness of my sins darkness of my sins. I have the ability to hear the words not spoken to see the hurt, pain and suffering in people and animals other than my own. I truly believe we are all equals that no one is less than their will to want to make a better life. Not only for themselves for everyone. I believe in you could you find it in your heart to believe in me as well? Together we can make the world a place we may live in harmony. Remove the extra an after the people and will see for what you truly are the rose of that shine's bright in the sun
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when one sets out to discover the world within their being, it seldom is met to the yearnings felt... the heart as a muscle gives to one the rhythmic patter that signals one's existence....but within those chambers beat a most provocative of that connects the physical to the the spiritual....and in exceptional of circumstances, the eventual and the eternal....this always knowing myself to be different...a romantic....somewhat a rarity among the males of the human animal....i have always sought to connect all these aspects that define me....with soemone like minded.... along the course of my life i have made contact with individuals with whom there were shared moments...aspects...pieces of the puzzle we call life...not many....very few in fact....since i never felt the connect that i sought....even as i was left uncertain of what my quest was.... in my formative years i was generally a loner....not always, or even necessarily by choic
New Shop
Well folks the new shops bout done but i still might not be on much yer a few days. Bear wuth me if i anit online or or able talk much on the phone. but when i do get a message from u i will return it soon as possible. take care n talk to u all soon!
Mind Is Free
Burning in the fire Soaring on the clouds Mind wants to get free It wants to fly high up in the sky It don't wanna die Give chance for it Don't lock it up....
Mzbooti2big's Auto 11
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all. - Anatole France
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To Fail Or Not To Fail
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. - Herman Melville
Thank You For Helping Me To Prohpet
United We Must Stand!!
Well I'm seeing progress in looking for a job so I'm feeling better but are economy still scares me I have been googling and reading tons of stuff off the internet I'm ashamed to say the least our government is shady and I very much believe in the land of the free but our fore fathers would be ashamed at were we are also. We the People of The United States of America are falling to the blindness of greed. We need to reunite and overturn our governments greed STAND TALL ALL IS OUR COUNTRY WE NEED TO TURN IT BACK FOR THE BEST........... Many bad signs all around us. We need to stop all of the crap and B.S. ourselves. For our soldiers and ourselves. Well enough of that unless we can become One again.
Awakening... There comes a time in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your tears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out...Enough. Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world from a new perspective. This is your awakening. You realize that it is time to stop hoping and waiting for something or someone to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there aren't always fairytale endings and that any guarantee or "happily ever after" must begin with you. So, you begin to make your way through the "reality of today" rather than holding out for the "promise of tomorrow." You realize that much of whom you are and the way
Just Here
To all that read this, don't mind me as i get things off my head. I love every one of my friends in many different ways. Some of them I can't live without and some I can't live with (forgive the pun for the ones who know wtf is going on lol). So I was planning to move away from the place I am currently stuck at, but a new friend of mine made a deal of a lifetime. So instead, i will stay here, around the drama and the people who cause it all to go back to school for my CNA (love ya for it). Well one thing leads to another and my best friend and I had discussed moving in together. *great idea*. Well, to make things easier with us and to give me time to get a job so I can move in (cuz those were the plans that not everyone knew)My best friend and I had talked to our new friend, a friend we adore. She agreed that us 3 moving in together was a great idea. No drama, easy conversation, nobody saying anything without thinking about it first. But then... Friday night, the night i
Super Bowl
Ok FUBAR people! its super bowl time and we got one hell of a matchup between the underdog Arizona Cardinals, who have surprised everyone this postseason, taking on the almighty Pittsburgh Steelers! so just an easy question for all you football fans and blog lovers..who is going to win the big game, and what will the final score be?
Possible And The Unpossible
Now I am not one that normally is prone to blogs or for that matter the whole online life. but Ive been told that venting on here is qute cathartic and well I figure who better to vent to than a keyboard and a screen. So lately, pretty recently, Ive began to look at life an the things that have happened and are happening to me. From combat deployments to TDY assignments and the whole getting older thing Ive come to realise that its beginning to get harder to deal with the people in my life. I seem to be at a point where I trust many of them less than the shaky Iraqi pointing a Russian bought AK at me over in the desert. At least with him there was no love or trust, or friendship between us. No Lies told to step on that trust. Nothing but the cold hard truth of a Rifle and a job to be done. I can accept the reality of that, for him its defending something he believes in and regardless of how messed up or misguided that is to a degree honorable. And that is where its all fuck
Dark Soul
The night was falling And the stars are show up My heart is still weak and cold I try to defeated with the shadow But I can’t Is this the only way I can find my true love? Sitting here all alone Watching the stars Hoping for the sign The night was falling slowly And the stars are show up And my cold heart still searching for something My lonely soul is lost in the darkness Try to find the way home My fallen angel is lost in my embrace forever I see you in my dreams, dark angel My love is belong only in your dreams There is nothing to do with it I am just shadow Who is always hidden from the light My cold heart still try to find something All this years I cannot find my way home After all this years I only see painful nothing else My cold heart is lost in the shadows, again This tears I cry they are forgotten forever I will never find someone like you I miss you so bad I miss your touch Where are you, my love? I wish you were here with me tonight To share
I Hate This So Much
I cannot stand it. Every time i start feeling better i just get ridiculously depressed again. It just feels like i climbed the mountain just to jump off. I don't even know so whatever. not like anyone reads this anyway
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Man I tell you what I lost probably one of the coolest chicks a man could've ever met a week ago I will be posting a pic of Sandy soon, May You Rest In Peace Girl And Stay Saucy GRRR.... You shall be missed.... Your Friend Joe

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