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Me, Myself, And I
IM FULLY AWARE THAT PEOPLE DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO READ THESE BUT SINCE I CAN'T WRITE EVERYTHING ON MY PAGE, I THOUGHT ID POST A BLOG TELLING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. HMMMMMMMM WHERE TO START??? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LIST
25, SINGLE, NO KIDS, BUT I HAVE FISH HEHE
I CAN BE SELFISH, BUT IM VERY CARING
I VALUE THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE
I BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
I PEE IN THE SHOWER AND LIKE IT
MY FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE ARE MY EYES THEY ARE HAZEL
I FREQUENTLY CHANGE MY HAIR, I GUESS ITS ONE OF THE WAYS I ENJOY EXPRESSING MYSELF
I VALUE BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF IF I COULDN'T I BELIEVE ID DIE
IM VERY EXTROVERTED
I GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION OF BEING VERY OPEN, WHICH I AM BUT ONLY WHAT I REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW
I ENJOY MOVIES THAT MAKE ME CRY
I LOVE VARIETY (THE MEN I DATE, FOOD I EAT, MUSIC I LISTEN TO, ETC. I REFUSE TO LIVE INSIDE OF A BOX)
I ENJOY BEING SEXY AND I DONT APOLOGIZE FOR WANTING PEOPLE TO WANT ME
IM BRUTALLY HONEST
I LOVE TO DANCE
Heart Day =)
That's right I'm in a Valentine's Day Auction!!
So here's your chance
Let's see if you have what it takes to own The Asian Persuasion
(repost of original by 'Unbreakable † Promoter @ Fallen Angels Always owned by T & Fu wife to Sweetpeabayba' on '2009-01-23 19:50:02')
As you all know, Trivia Resolution #1 involved awarding 5 bonus points to the weekly winner...
Now, I am proposing a new one... TR#2, will be awarding additional points to the person who answers the questions correctly FIRST!!... that means for the people who "follow the leader" when they answer, will get fewer points. I will ask it here, how many points should be awarded for the 1st correct answer? One, two or three points? post your comments to let us know how many you think they should get.. IF the resolution gets passed by the board..
A Red Red Rose A Poem By Robert Burns
A Red Red Rose a poem by Robert Burns
O my Luve's like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June;
O my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry:
Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.
And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it ware ten thousand mile.
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This salute for SWEET`N`SEXXAY hosted by SinfulBrat
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Trivia #4- Episode 83
This seemed to be the hardest trivia to date. But here are tonight's point totals:
Mamma Helle- 20
WTF!!! how did Mallory NOT get any right?? lol so sorry hon...
And Now.... The all important Cumulative totals:
We neeed to thank the 7
As veteran of the gulf war and tax payer .I expect congress and the senate. To support the president Obama in his four years of office .while I don’t want another unlimited power we saw with bush… I really need you to pass an economic package .By next month we the voters are sick of greed, corruption. , and fighting among DEM& REP. As you saw in the last two elections... people lost job manly in the house and senate…due to fact they are greedie and only care about them selfs not the people of America… Iam sick of being out of work .. I hope you support the Jones act…. The president gives us hope I strongly support the president Obama..........this a letter I sent to congress
You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even wor
This Is Too Funny
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.
A girl asks, "What's that?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."
Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?"
She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
well another birtday is approaching and it will be in iraq again yay me lol. so all i would like from my friends is help me level to fu-king by then. its feb 22nd so plenty of time. ill return the love and thanks for the help.
*feel The Wind*
Can you feel the wind
As it blows through your soul
Can your heart find its way
When it knows not where to go.
Would your path lead to me
If all in you was clear
Am I anything in your heart
That you truly hold dear.
I will wait patietly
For to ease in your mind
Even till the winds never blow
Till the end of time
Buy Me In An Auction Please! :d
I am being auctioned off. Please check it out and buy me!
P.S. - While you are there please show the auctioneer 7-up some love. Thanks :D
These eyes are crying tears for you. Tears of pain and sorrow. You left without a reason. You just left me with my heart in my hands. I called out your name you didnt even blink or shed a tear you just left me alone. Alone in this cold dark world.My heart is in shreds and cannot be repaired again. Life goes on for you but not for me.You took the part of me that made my life matter. You made life bareable. You made me happy. But apparently I couldnt do the same for you. Every tear I shed is worth the tears in my heart. You are worth every ounce of love that was in my heart.And every bit of sadness I feel. I wish you could have seen just how much love I had to give you. But you left before you could. You sad it was what was best for you. Its not whats best for me but I let you go. I tried to fight it but you just ignored every attempt I made talk made me realize just how terrible I failed.
Leaving Friendship Circle
To all my wonderful friends from the friendship circle.
It has been a pleasure getting to know each of you. But my time in the circle has come to an end. It is no longer fun on here when you "have to" rate someone, it much more enjoyable to rate when you want to. The family has been great and I do hope to still chat with many of you. I hope to still keep in touch with you. Feel to stop by and say hello, I prefer chatting over rating pictures anyday.
Love to you all.
I'm Gonna Cry!
Mel wants to unleash 11 more of her on the world.
That's two per continent D: if Antarctica doesn't get any!
What should I do?!
Well, I got into thinking that I haven't updated my Fubar family in my life and I do apoligize.
For the ones who don't know I am having a baby boy in Feburary. I am excited and scared all in the same emotion. I will post pictures as soon as i can.
=) Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me--- Alice Cooper
Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared
It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
I won't clo
Should I Drink Or Not
My sexy lover doesn't like me drinking. I enjoy drinking. I don't do it often but when I do I usually get wasted. Should I drink? I really love him and don't like upsetting him. Maybe there is a way I can compromise. Let me think. I know I will only drink at home. Of course I could get drunk on fubar!!! Love you babe!!!
Damn Im Good.can't Think Of A Title Yet
I stare into those cold green eyes as the bullet rips into my chest.Suddenly I see things more clearly,I see the pain and sorrow in your eyes and feel the pain you have lived with all these treachous years .I have flashbacks of all the good times we had as children,I remember the loving child you once were before your innocent spirit was taken away.I come out of my daydream and feel the shooting pain going through my whole body,I am paralyzed unable to move and barely able to speak.Blood is flowing out of the wound profusely unable to move, ask "why,why now after all these years after loved, protected and cared for you as if you were one of my own,why do this to me?" Your only reply was a shot to the head I see your lifeless body fall to the ground with a heavy thud.With that I am jolted out of my nightmare,sweat pouring from my head,tears falling around me, it takes me a minute to catch my breath and realize it was nothing but a nightmare.A nightmare that once was so real. I look ov
A friend of mines #1 Family is in the hospital for 3 days. Let us send her angel prayers of healing, strength and love.
Caa #78 - Update 1
Just heard from her son and it is not looking good. Without going into to much detail, please ask all the people you know on Fubar and other places as well as family and friends to pray for her and her family. Miracles happen everyday and that is what we are praying for.
hello!!! im new to this feel free to write me :)
Hollow is the shell I dwell within.
It is but an uncovered grave with a lifeless body desiring to live again.
The evil that lives within my mind longs to lurk about life like demon screaming for freedom.
How did this come to be upon me?
I once thought I knew myself and you,
I was sorrowful wrong upon my last breath of life.
Why must this hollowing shell be my existences now?
Cold and dark has now become my only solaces within my death.
Endlessly I hear things about me like haunting dripping of blood from my veins.
Hollow is my shell of death lingering in sorrowful winds of dark dreams.
I am nothing now because I dare to love you.
Words I wrote and spoke fell upon your deafen ears.
Your heart and soul was twisted and cruel to me.
My hollowness is now my lostness upon abyss of endless darkness.
As my restless spirit watches you move about life and reaching out to love again.
A dear friend of mine needs angel prayers of healing and strength.
How I'm Feeling
Every night without you
Is like a thorn in my soul
You're gone and I'm lost,
But I will never let go.
For every tear that falls
Another part of me has died
But the part that still loves you
Will always stay alive.
Hide In Your Shell
Hide in your shell cos the world is out to bleed you for a ride
What will you gain making your life a little longer?
Heaven or hell, was the journey cold, that gave you eyes of steel?
Shelter behind, painting your mind and playing joker?
Too frightening to listen to a stranger
Too beautiful to put your pride in danger
You're waiting for someone to understand you
But you've got demons in your closet
And you're screaming out to stop it
Saying life's begun to cheat you
Friends are out to beat you
Grab on to what you can scramble for
Dont let the tears linger on inside now
Cos it's sure time you gained control
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know
Well, let me show you the nearest sign-post
To get your heart back and on the road
If I can help you, if I can help you
If I can help you, just let me know.
All through the night as you lie awake and hold yourself so tight
What do you need? A second-hand movie star to tend you?
Hello my wonderful family!! Have I told all of u how much I appreciate u and luv u all?? Well I do. I want to let u all know that I will be back VERY soon and I plan to start working a few new things. We want to start working on the image of the fam, so we will be working with each of you individually to get the image where we want it. The process will be explained to you when we come to you. We will also be working on the lounge to try to get it back up and running. If any of you know anything about lounge coding please let me know cause I could use the help. I've been trying to keep up with all thats going on the best I can and so far I havent been told much of anything bad except for one thing so I'm just gonna say this then leave it alone: PIMPS, STOP PLAYIN WITH MY PLAYMATES!!!!! Ok, now that that's out of the way lol, I just wanna say I miss you all soooooo much but it won't be long now. The last thing I need to discuss is that the 1 year birthday of the Pu$$yCats is February 1st
Sex Sign..lol. Just 4 Fun
Your Sex Sign is...
You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination.
You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play.
Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.
Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned.
You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life.
You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.
You love to be seduced in the most tender ways -
And can seduce others according to their fantasies.
You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.
You are moody, and you can get wounded easily.
Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it.
Few can resit your capcity for love.
You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types.
Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies.
You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you g
A Shameless Plug
Thursday, June 1, 2006—Why a Duck?
Now, being a red-blooded American male, I firmly believe in the coffee break. My coffee maker gives me one hour to brew and drink however much coffee I'm having that day. At the end of an hour, the coffee maker shuts off, thus preventing the coffee from cooking to the bottom of the pot and ensuring me of a perfect cup of coffee every time. I have only one complaint about my coffee maker—and it's the same one I have with every coffee maker—is that I can only get five cups of coffee out of it, even though it says I'm making ten cups. I don't know anyone who gets more than five cups out of their coffee maker, so this is something that needs to be addressed by the manufacturers. When Carol and I got married, we received several coffee cups in our pattern and they were very cute, but awfully dinky. They're way too small to drink coffee out of, but they're just right for a snack of chips and salsa.
Now that I've rambled on about that, back to business
A School Project I Had To Do.
This was an assignment I had to do for one of my classes. Thought I'd share it here... Robot type: Automatic Dog Walker AKA PuppyMatic My robot is an automatic dog walker.The automatic dog walker can be programmed for up to 20 dogs and will be initialized via one of four methods:
1. It can sense when the dog needs to go to the bathroom, via sound and activity sensors placed throughout the house. And based on which collar produced certain activities, will call only that dog to the collar latching system.
2. The owner can initialize via remote control, by pressing the “Call” button and the dog’s number to call the specific dog to the collar latching system.
3. The system can be placed on a timing system, determined by the owner, and will call each individually programmed dog at designated times. Timer can be turned on or off via the “T On” or “T Off” buttons.
4. The dog can initialize by walking up to the collar latching system.
For the first three methods, a w
I did about the worst thing a person could ever do. I have upset one of the closest bestest friends I have ever had. I feel like such an asshole. I assumed something and acted on those assumptions. I didn't account for what was going on in his life at the time. I couldn't be more sorry for how I acted. I hope that you can find it in your heart to accept my apology to you. You mean a lot to me and to not have you in my life, well I just wouldn't feel the same about things if I know that I have driven you out of it. I cry as I write these words to you. I'm sorry.
Be Warned Its Sad Updated
SHE CHANGES HER NAME OVER N OVER SO HERE IS FUBAR ID:1859490
Well truly I hate that this has happened, But from what I have seen
is that Stonecold is not the only one, there has been a number of guys
she has done this too, And Its sad the way people can play others and
hurt them, She must have no life.And stone lost a good thing ( ME )
This guy fu-married me, I was 100% devoted, Maybe I couldn't be here
as much as I wish I could have, I work and attend school, I have been
a bit busy. So he decided to dump me for this girl who had a history of
playing with guys hearts, all she wants is for you to buy,buy,buy for
her, she will make you pretty pictures, tell you she loves you to get
her way.But when she's done with you she will drop you like a rock and
move to the next fool that falls for her tricks.
I tell you KARMA is a bitch and she will get hers all in good time,All
in good time my pretty....
I don't think she has made it to all the guys in fuland YET..lo
Raising Money For My Wifes Chiuahuah
My wife lost her old dog bingo and im trying to raise money to buy a new chiuahuah puppy for her she has been so unhappy since she lost her dog and im doing everything i can to make it all better. If any of you feel like contributing please feel free to do so weather big or small any contrabutions are very much appreciated and too on the money is rased to pay for the dog i will be posting pictures of the new pupppy once i have her ill be more then glad to keep everyone informed with pictures and up dates thank you all
Flashy looks that steals every single breathe from man.
A free and easy attitude about life as if you are the only woman walking in perfection.
Full of affection to share, yet to shallow to share it because you need no one but yourself.
Full of sound and fury like hurricane upon life is narrow minded thinking.
Shining brilliant like glowing light of power no one can refuse to watch.
A deep manifestation feeling beings to burn within your heart and soul which has now become a self-worshipping ego as if you are the only goddess within every man life.
Reckless words, reckless thoughts and deeds towards other women standing in your way.
Elegant writing too impresses the readers of words flowing upon paper with no substance of reality, yet full of egotistical meaning only someone like you can understand and relate too.
Beauty always carries a deep need within to be the only one winning and being center of attention.
Never reserved or modest because you know sex gets you e
Auctioning Off Auto 11
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Blue Cheese Bites
1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
1/2 cup butter, melted
5 ounces blue cheese, crumbled
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9-inch pie plate with non-stick cooking spray.
Slice each biscuit into quarters, arrange then in the prepared pie plate. Pour melted butter over the biscuits, then sprinkle the biscuits with blue cheese.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes.
Strawberry Blue Cheese Salad
1/2 cup chopped pecans
3 tablespoons raspberry vinegar
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
3 tablespoons olive oil
6 cups mixed salad greens
2 cups diced fresh strawberries
8 ounces crumbled blue cheese
1/2 cup diced red onion
Place the pecans in a skillet over medium heat. Tossing frequently, toast until lightly browned.
In a bowl, whisk together the raspberry vinegar, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil.
In a large bowl, mix the toasted pecans, greens, strawberries, blue cheese, and red onion. Toss with the vinegar and olive oil dressing mixture to serve.
Roasted Pears With Blue Cheese
3 ripe but firm Anjou pears
Freshly squeezed lemon juice (3 lemons)
3 ounces coarsely crumbled sharp blue cheese such as Stilton
1/4 cup dried cranberries
1/4 cup walnut halves, toasted and chopped
1/2 cup apple cider
3 tablespoons port
1/3 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
1/4 cup good olive oil
6 ounces baby arugula
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
Peel the pears and slice them lengthwise into halves. With a small sharp paring knife and a melon baller, remove the core and seeds from each pear, leaving a round well for the filling. Trim a small slice away from the rounded sides of each pear half so that they will sit in the baking dish without wobbling. Toss the pears with some lemon juice to prevent them from turning brown. Arrange them, core side up, in a baking dish large enough to hold the pears snugly.
Gently toss the crumbled blue cheese, dried cranberries, and walnuts together in a small bowl. Divide the mi
5 Cheese Mac N Cheese
Five Cheese Mac n Cheese from Ultimate Recipe Showdown TGIFridays
1 (16 oz) package macaroni
1/4 pound bacon, diced
1 medium onion, diced
5 T. butter
6 T. Flour (all purpose)
1 T. Dijon Mustard
2 1/2 cups whole milk
2 cups heavy cream
1 sprig fresh thyme
1 bay leaf
1/2 t. salt
1 1/2 cups grated Fontina cheese
1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese
3/4 cup grated Gruyere cheese
3/4 cup grated white cheddar
3/4 cup grated Parmesan
3 T. chopped Italian parsley
1/4 cup bread crumbs
Heat oven to 450 degrees. Grease 13 x 9 x 2 inch glass baking dish. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook pasta according to directions on package. Drain.
In a large heavy pot, saute bacon until crisp, 7 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and reserve. Add onion to bacon drippings, saute until soft, 4 minutes. Add butter to pot and melt, stirring.
Whisk in flour, stirring constantly until smooth and light brown in color. Whisk in mustard. Gradually add milk and cream, whisking. St
Aparently this was too offensive for the pussies on Fubar. Leave it to some lame ass fuBouncer to remove this and ban me from Mumming. What is this site for? Adults or not?
I have posted a few MUMMs and almost on queue some jackhole MUMM Nazi tries to comment about how its not a MUMM. I am not sure where these idiots get their designation as a MUMM expert, and IDGAF. And save your time, the comment approval is on and there is nothing you can do about it. HAHAHAHA This is a MUMM because of this:
I am not sure if I like Coke or Pepsi. MUMM what should I drink?
Swiss Chicken Casserole
12 boneless chicken breasts
12 slices swiss cheese
2 cans cream of chicken soup, undiluted
1/2 cup milk
2 (8 oz) packages dry stuffing mix
1 cup melted butter
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease 2 (9x13) pans. Arrange breasts in dishes. Place a slice of Swiss cheese on each breast. Combine soup and milk in a small bowl and pour over chicken. Sprinkle with stuffing mix. Dot with melted butter over the top of the stuffing mix. Cover with foil and bake 40-45 minutes.
Yield: 12 servings
So I am trying to change my cartilage piercing and it's not workin so well. xD I don't want to fully take out the original ring cuz I am afraid I wont find the hole and have to get it re-pierced. xD
Anywho; thanks for participating in my rant.
Please proceed towards the Exit door and leave all valuables in the bin. :D
Just A Quickie
Just a quickie to let people know whats going on in my life... All of you know the MAJOR problems I have had with the car since I got it in November. Well obviously there is a short somewhere that is causing the battery to drain all the time, so while it sits, the positive cable is pulled off. Last week I got a letter from Child Support saying it was a Certification of Suspension of my license, UGH!! Bad enough I can't get the car going good enough to look for a job that they have to suspend me as well? Then this week, I got notification that they were gonna hold funds that were in my bank acct, luckily I got the little that was in there withdrawn before the hold went on. GET THIS, all I am behind on is 1,077!!! Ugh! Well yesterday I did call CS and they sent me a letter stating if I sign this promise to pay 30 a month that when they get the letter back and the first payment they will release my license back. Sucky thing is, I will have to pay a $75 reinstatement fee to DOL. Yesterday
Horseradish Devilled Eggs
1/4 cup mayo
1 T. prepared horseradish
1/2 t. dill weed
1/4 t. prepared mustard
1/4 t. Worcestershire
1/8 t. salt
1/2 small onion, chopped
(paprika for garnish)
Boil eggs. Cut in half. Remove yolks and place them into a mixing bowl. Add the rest of the ingredients and mix. spoon into egg cavities. Garnish with sprinkled paprika.
Leveling Blog 346
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14k to Godfather
Hey My name is Monica, im new to fubar and i would love to make new friends, doesn't matter if your a perv,dork,sexy ass bitch,down to earth kind of person,everyone to me are sexy as can be. This is for all the guys that like to look at skinny bitches well FYI IM NOT SKINNY im a fat kid and proud of it.. you dont like BBW oh well keep a steppin.but you like to have one as a friend add me. i add everyone! I have a open mind to practically everything in life, i have a great sense of humor,great out look on life and i dont take shit from anyone.im a hard core redneck, that dont take kindly to dumb redneck jokes. so if your looking for newbies or more friends add me.
Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf
1 pound ground chuck
10 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
1 (8 oz) package sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup bread crumbs
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 T. Worcestershire sauce
1/4 t. salt
1/4 t. pepper
1/3 cup ketchup
2 T. prepared mustard
1 (3 oz) can French Fried Onions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
In a large bowl, combine ground chuck and next 8 ingredients, mixing well.
In a small bowl, combine ketchup and mustard. Stir 1/4 cup ketchup mixture into meat mixture, reserving remaining ketchup mixture.
Press meat mixture into a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan, or shape into a loaf and place on a rack in a broiler pan. Spread remaining ketchup mixture over loaf. Bake 40 minutes. Top with French fried onions; and bake another 10 to 15 minutes, or until meat is no longer pink.
I have noticed that there was a typo in my previous blog! Shit! Being a perfectionist, but an honestist (will take credit for the phrase if it hasn't already been coined) I will not change the post but I will most genuinely apologise for it in hindsight!
7 Layer Bars
7 Layer Bars
1/2 cup butter
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/2 cups shredded coconut
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place butter in 13x9 pan and melt in oven. Swirl to coat bottom and sides with butter. Spread crumbs evenly over bottom of pan. Layer chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and nuts over crumbs. Pour condensed milk over nuts. Sprinkle coconut over condensed milk. Bake until edges turn golden brown, about 25 minutes. Let cool.
No Further Along
So I've been out for a few beers - reality beers rather than virtual (I find they hit the brain much quicker). I know I am much more susceptible to dizziness in such a state, but I must confess that this site it confusing the heaven out of me! I see all these moving banners; with all the beautiful pictures whizzing past, these people rating me 10/10 (what are they on? what a shame the girls I talked to tonight weren't as enlightened!) and what the heck is 11s?
I guess what I'm still struggling to realise is whether this is a dating site or something else (what else I am completely clueless about!). Can anyone help?
Sweet Chicken Skewers With Peanut Dipping Sauce
1/3 cup hot apple juice
1/4 cup teriyaki sauce
1/4 cup peanut butter
1/4 cup soy sauce (lite is fine)
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro or fresh parsley
1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 cup honey
1 lb boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into strips
Whisk all the ingredients but the chicken together.
Place chicken in a zip lock bag add just enough marinade to coat the chicken and chill for 1 hour.
Chill rest of sauce for dipping.
Skewer chicken in a ribbon method onto soaked skewers.
Grill on a well seasoned grill over med-high heat for about 7 minutes. Basting with marinade the chicken was inches.
Serve with chilled dip and fresh sliced cucumbers!
Tearing My Universe Apart With A Smile On My Face
There are days I feel like I'm living in a Robert A. Heinlein novel, and others it feels like Philip K. Dick is running the universe. Aleister Crowley pushing buttons behind the curtain, as Wizard of Oz. One can look at the world around them from so many perspectives, finding patterns and narratives manifesting themselves out of nothingness into the order we've imprinted by choice on our own minds.
I don't know what I'm thinking at the moment, just posting mindless twaddle.
Ode To An Arsehole (by Miss Andry)
I just found this too funny not to share:
You actually think that you’re sexy and cool
When all you are is an arrogant tool,
Coz, when the chicks hit your page and rate,
Over you, they ain't going to masturbate
So, think again my delusional friend
What an excuse for a cock is your sad bell end
Your penis is somewhat decidedly lacking,
It’s not exactly what I would call “packing”
Now I'm waggling my little digit
Can barely see it,‘coz you’re hung like a midget
With so little to offer, you should keep it in your pants
But you're always eager to please the dizzy sycophants
With rose-tinted specs on,
I once saw you like that too,
Why I ever liked you,I just don’t have a clue
But the others cannot see through my own eyes,
All the crap that you fed me, the bullshit, the lies
That spouts forth from your mouth
The only true feelings you have lie south
And no other feelings can ever exist
With your dick grasped firmly under your wrist
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This will be a simple blog, nothing frilly or flashy about it ~ straight to the point!!
I will be running my Auto 11's on Sunday, January 25 starting at the first HH.
There will be pay for rates. You MUST be a friend to be paid.
The pay will be 10k/100 rates. If you rate ALL my non NSFW pictures, I will give you 300K.
This is an incentive to help me become Oracle, as well as to get points, fubucks and level yourselves.
When you have finished rating me, please PM me saying how many pictures you rated OR the names of the folders you rated.
Once I become Oracle, I will open my NSFW's when my Auto 11's expire. Do NOT ask to see those folders until then.
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Morrissey - Let Me Kiss You
There's a place in the sun
For anyone who has the will to chase one..AND I
I think I've found mine
Yes, I do believe I have found mine
So, close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire
And let me kiss you, let me kiss you
I've zig-zagged all over America and I cannot find a safety haven
Say, would you let me cry on your shoulder
I've heard that you'll try anything twice
Close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire
And let me kiss you, let me kiss you
But then you open your eyes and you see someone that you physically despise
But my heart is open, my heart is open to you.
Dirty Shrimp In Beer Butter Sauce
2 lbs shrimp, shelled and deveined
4 tablespoons butter
2 teaspoons garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1/2 teaspoon salt, to taste
1/2 teaspoon black pepper, to taste
1/2 cup beer
Saute garlic and herbs in butter until garlic is slightly browned.
Add shrimp, stirring constantly, until shrimp are pink and done.
Pour in beer, simmer 1 minute more, and serve!
Blue Cheese Pear Tartlets
4 ounces blue cheese, crumbled
1 ripe pear - peeled, cored, and chopped
2 tablespoons light cream
ground black pepper to taste
1 (2.1 ounce) package mini phyllo tart shells
Prebake phyllo shells according to package directions. Set aside to cool.
Mix together blue cheese, pear, and cream. Season to taste with pepper. Spoon mixture into cooled shells.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 15 minutes. Serve warm.
Almond Blue Cheese Fritters
3 ounces blue cheese
2 tablespoons heavy cream
1/4 cup slivered California Almonds
2 tablespoons coarsely chopped red bell pepper
1/4 cup flour for rolling dough
1 (15 ounce) package ready-made pie crust containing 2 pie crusts (Pillsbury®)
2 tablespoons slivered California Almonds
oil for frying
Blend blue cheese, cream, 1/4 cup slivered almonds and red bell pepper in a food processor.
Sprinkle countertop with flour and unroll the two pie crusts. Cut 8 (2x3-inch) rectangles out of each crust. Place 1 tablespoon filling each on 8 rectangles. Cover them with the remaining 8 rectangles. Pinch small points in the corners, middle and ends to seal the edges. The packet will have 8 small points. Press the remaining 2 tablespoons almonds onto the top of the fritters.
Heat oil to 350 degrees F and fry the fritters one at a time for about 1 minute or until they are golden. Drain on a plate lined with paper towels.
1 pound fresh mushrooms, stems removed
20 fluid ounces teriyaki sauce
1/2 cup blue cheese dressing
1/2 cup peppercorn Ranch salad dressing
Place the mushrooms and teriyaki sauce in a large resealable plastic bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for 3 to 4 hours.
Preheat an outdoor grill for high heat and lightly oil grate.
Place the marinated mushrooms on the prepared grill, and cook 10 to 15 minutes, or until lightly charred.
Mix the blue cheese dressing and peppercorn Ranch dressing in a medium bowl. Dip the mushrooms in the dressing mixture to serve.
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Simply The Best Cheese Ball
1 cup chopped peanuts
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
8 ounces processed American cheese
8 ounces blue cheese, crumbled
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons hot pepper sauce
Combine peanuts and parsley in a small bowl and set aside.
Combine cheeses, garlic, Worcestershire sauce and hot pepper sauce in large bowl. Mix well. Chill in refrigerator for 1 hour.
Form chilled cheese mixture into ball shape. Roll in peanut and parsley mixture.
Tangy Pear And Blue Cheese Salad
1/3 cup ketchup
1/2 cup distilled white vinegar
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons salt
1 cup canola oil
2 heads romaine lettuce, chopped
4 ounces crumbled blue cheese
2 pears - peeled, cored and chopped
1/2 cup toasted chopped walnuts
1/2 red onion, chopped
In a small bowl, mix ketchup, vinegar, sugar, and salt. Gradually pour in oil, stirring constantly, until well blended.
In a large serving bowl, toss together lettuce, blue cheese, pears, walnuts, and red onion. Pour dressing over salad, and toss well to coat.
These are a few dreams ive written down out of countless i kept in a journal, just felt like uploading them
The smell of diesel fuel aloft into my nose as we prepare to travel, as still photographs in a scrap book looking out the window with
each hour passes by.
Everything is set back into real time motion, we are turning. I can hear a few horns honking, my body pushes forward almost in slow motion, but just before my body hits into the back-end of the seat that is directly in front of me.
I am transferred, Here i am in this car... I hear my self saying "SHIT, FUCK, FUCK!!"
I am watching as a truck collides into the back-end of the bus and the bus swerves
due to loss of control. It slams into a building
2 white unmarked vans pull up, people get out of them as the side door had open, dressed in camo jump-suits and masks over their face
I escape this host, i now find my self in this tin-can like vehicle.. kinda dark
But not really, we rush out. I have a gun in my hand, hiding on the side of a
left behind vehicle
Smoke is everywhere, part of the building has c
A soft drumb beats deep in the middle of me, with soothing vocals "Come follow me, take this journey".. soft awe'ing choir so peaceful. Echoing whispers suround me of one voice, "I am at the end of the hall, come.. seek me out" I do as she says..... The hall extends, farther and farther the hallway grows.. I turn around all i see is fog. I turn back around vision is blurred by fog.... this fog, i dont see any borders. i reach out my hands to find the walls..
All gone.... nothing but a deep mist
Whispers in my ear.. "Shall we proceed to move into the next level; do you need me to guide you through the fog?"
A gentle breeze brushes up agianst my face. slowly everything is viewable as the wind clears a path. In a distance a light grows, with emersive power that blinds my vision. I cover my eyes with my hand and look down. I notice the ground is white from being bright. I feel a tug on my hand.
a soft voice says "Remove your arm from your face, let me see you once agi
Felt so real
Nov 6thm 2008 (2:36 am, waking up in the middle of the night)
I am standing before a road, that almost looks like a desert The darkness falling, engulfing the sky. Drowning in my own sorrow, Whispers, so very soft.. surrounded by knowing.. i am not alone. Things feel null... numb to my finger touch, as
everything is at a still. The clouds so hazelish dark gray.
A white bird, it looks as if it were a White Hawk?..sits down on a broken post that is faded out, stares at me, and i stare back, a aura bound around it, this whitish glow. I walk forward down the road. A bright light peaks out from within the clouds.
It almost seems as if the clouds are trying to race to cover the light up. But its too strong. A vail of light casts upon the road. heading towards me until i am surrounded by its warmth
I am overwhelmed with fear
Apple Avocado Salad With Mandarin Dressing
1 (10 ounce) package baby greens
1/4 cup chopped red onion
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1/3 cup crumbled blue cheese
2 teaspoons lemon zest
1 apple - peeled, cored and sliced
1 avocado - peeled, pitted and diced
4 mandarin oranges, juiced
1/2 lemon, juiced
1/2 teaspoon lemon zest
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons olive oil
salt to taste
In a large bowl, toss together the baby greens, red onion, walnuts, blue cheese, and lemon zest. Mix in the apple and avocado just before serving.
In a container with a lid, mix the mandarin orange juice, lemon juice, lemon zest, garlic, olive oil, and salt. Drizzle over the salad as desired.
ok well the last few days have been totally different from the past several weeks. i have actually gone away from some of my core beliefs and morals and values, like i had any to begin with. actually i do. u know i was raised in a different era is seems like. i believe in givin every person a chance no matter what. i believe that you should never judge a book by its cover because the interesting stuff is what is inside. i have met some beautiful people who others would have never given a second chance because of their looks. i just dont get why the people who think they are "beautiful" think they dont have flaws. everyone on this earth has flaws. i have a great personality, i am a loyal friend, i am a great listener, so whats my flaw? my weight? if thats the only flaw i have in your eyes then i am as close to perfect as i could think of. you get with someone and you learn all their "flaws" and what "flaws" you think they have, but the longer you get to know someone the more y
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Fine Versus Ugly
I wake up in the morning looking for the door,
I just find my self laying on the floor
My life is incomplete and everyday is a bore
I wish the sun would show on me once more
The world is unkind to a ugly guy like me
It always has me down and never let''s me be
I''m an ugly person my ex wise she agrees
She says there is not another girl
in the world who could love me
I believed that until one summer day
A beautiful girl came my way she kiss me
On the lips looked into my eyes and said
I love you even if you think you are ugly guy,
We kiss and hugged as the night
Slip by and I never felt like that ugly guy
This went on forever and forever,
She never made me cry because
that beautiful girl married this ugly guy
By- Norman Behm
Wife Changed Status To Single
A man murdered his estranged wife after he became "enraged" that she had changed her marital status to single on the social networking site Facebook. Fiona Cortese of the Crown Prosecution Service said: "Richarsdon became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his messages. Richardson, a carpenter from Biddulph, Stoke-on-Trent, had sought out Mrs. Richardson in her parents house in Staffordshire on May 12 last year."
A Week Of 1sts...
Some may say I'm silly for doing this, but I wanted to thank all that helped me with my first ever ranking, my first auto 11's and for sticking by my side and being my friends. I Love you all and Thanks so much for your support! Mike
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Jen And Nicole Cont'd
It was the silence that woke me. We hadn't turned on the the fans when we'd started playing, so once rested the silence in the room became unbearable. My eyes opened slowly, and as my mind shook off the sense dulling effects of sleep I began to notice things. I noticed Jen, spooned against my back, arm draped over me, her head nuzzled into the space where the back of my neck meets my shoulder. As she's not generally a cuddler in her sleep i found it to be a pleasant surprise. The other thing I noticed, also a pleasant surprise, was the woman I was holding in my arms. Nicole was facing me, her arms pinned between us, her palms resting on my chest. My cheek was resting against her forehead, and as I squinted I could just make out her features by the dim red light of my bedside clock. The three of us were covered in the thick green comforter Jen and I had gotten when we married. Surely it was her doing, she can't stand to sleep uncovered. I lifted my head slightly to see the time, it was
Ashes Of Eden
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For the purpose of pleasing dark passion an attraction of fatal of love becomes the dark arrogance.
The unnatural desire begins to consuming something with no heart or soul to where it must be alive upon life.
Always assuming it has the divine right to exist or believe in things that is unreal or untrue.
Dark arrogance has no control over its limit of one’s own selfish desire.
Proudly taking upon oneself too force anyone to surrender all over to gain the unleashed need of control and power.
Shameless boldness begins to breathe life into coldness and depth of darkness nightmare horror.
Never displaying default in front of life.
Always perfect and to real too be true, yet always the one somebody wants in their life.
Taking everything for granted because you can.
Never having any fear of being corrected or denied what you want.
Dark arrogance is always bloated with pride beyond reasoning.
Swollen lips of lingering hungry speak within rough speech in words that
OK last night was the first night in a long time that i felt so horrible that i actually got sick from being so stressed... Some of u that may being to read this may think u know who stressed me out and i can tell you this isnt all because of some dumb aussie lol he has nothing to do with this blog so im not going to give him ne more space in it lol
Now where was i... oh yea well lets start with a few days ago at work... I was told that i have to stop unloading the truck after my first break and go and finish the handheld comp work left over from days...everyday... now my crew isnt too happy about this cuz 1 its less work for me and 2 it slows down the prosses big time for us... a job that used to take us until 10 now takes us til the end of our shift at 1230. i know im not saying without me the whole crew would fall apart cuz i would just be replaced and the work would continue to get done... well tensions are running high because of that and last night..well we have one guy on our c
But never trust ANYONE
I really hate it when we get stuck on a MuMM that i am blocked from. Why are people such pansies that they have to block me...I mean am i really that mean? Anyway, I'm bored...and i've been point whoring today, so who all has au-toes?
Poem That Gives You Goosebumps
Poem That Gives You Goosebumps...
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,
The sirens screamed out eulogies,
For death was in the air.
A mother, trapped inside her car,
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"
She fought to loose her pinned hands,
She struggled to get free,
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
On where the back seat once had been,
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
She did not hear them cry,
And then she prayed they'd been thrown free,
"Oh, God, don't let them die! "
Then firemen came and cut her loose,
But when they searched the back,
They found therein no little boys,
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
Thanks for actually taking time to read this, you've already proved your better than 90% of Fubar simply by demonstrating a level of literacy.
This will be fun. I will post a few general and somewhat random questions in here, and if you want to add any other questions, I will update this. It will be fun! You know, like a trip to the dentist!
1. Whats your name?
2. Are you left handed or right?
3. If you could have any super power what would it be?
4. How tall are you?
6 foot even
5. Are you gay?
6. Are you single?
lets just say, Im not looking, how about that?
7. What kind of music do you like?
Just about anything, but I go thru phases.
8. Whats your opinion on metal legs?
Its a risky operation, but I think it would be worth it.
9. If you could fight any historical figure, dead or alive who would it be?
Stephen Hawkins, because I hate to lose.
10. What is best in life?
According to Conan its: To crush your enemies, s
Need urgent prayers. John, the father of one of my special angels, was rushed to the hospital and they are keeping him for observation. All we know is his blood pressure was way out of whack and they have ordered a CAT scan.
Will keep you all in the loop!
Been A While....
Well its been a while since I actually jotted down my thoughts so maybe I should get some things out.
Where do I start.... Work? After a hell of a busy year last year (2008) this year is a drastic change. It has been so slow this year that it is not only scaring me but gives me way too much time to think about shit! With the failing economy and no union representation... I have to keep thinking that sooner or later the shoe will fall and I will be looking at a pink slip. They leadership says that won't happen.... yea not to them... but the civilian employees that work for the department... what about us???? Are we expendable??? If I lose my job... will I lose my house? All the things that I call my own? Its scary!!!
Home....Mom is living with me and its ok. There are things that bug me but in the big picture of life... I get to help her out when she needs the assistance. Zac has been a handful lately, his grades are failing and his social skills to me aren't where I feel they sho
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Pick-up Lines Worthy Of Beavis And Butthead
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public...
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looki
Foundry Cams: Paige, Countess, And Silvia Rock Out To 'mother' By Carbon 9
Three of our breathtaking beauties from FOUNDRY CAMS, Paige, Countess, and Silvia, sent us some drool-worthy footage. Our friends CARBON 9 (click to download their tunes!) sent us their cover of DANZIG's classic "Mother". We thought these girls and this song would make an explosive combination, and one hell of a music video. After watching it once, we nearly broke our arms patting ourselves on the back. We also nearly soaked our jeans with drool.
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Every night when I close my eyes,
I drift to sweet dreams of you.
I imagine the taste of your lips,
the feel of your hands in mine,
and the softness of your touch
brushing against my cheek...
and suddenly I'm strong yet weak
from my need for you.
And when you hold me close,
and look into my eyes
as you whisper how much you love me,
I'm carried gently to the clouds.
Your love makes me feel
so alive and proud
of the person I am
when I'm with you.
Yet when the stars fade
as dawn breaks,
you kiss me good nite at the door,
and when I awake I'm needing you even more
than I did the day before.
I'm missing you badly,
and I wish you were here.
But though you're far away,
in my heart you'll stay.
I'll never quit wishing
that you were here beside me,
but until that day,
I've only to dream about you,
and I escape to that place
in my heart,
where we're never apart.
Goodbye Old Friend
It's my Fault! I pushed you to hard. I should have seen the signs.
For months now I have noticed the changes but ignored them all the same.
I shut you out of my life completely for two long years. Living without you became habit over time. But suddenly I found myself needing you once more.
Sure it took a little work on my part but in the long run I always had faith that you would come around.
That fire, that spark, that Drive, it was such a great day when you decided to show that to me once again.
You always had your own special way of taking me places I had never seen before. But I pushed you to hard...
I am the only soul on earth responsible for your demise.
It has now become my burden to bare. This time I am afraid, there's nothing left to repair. No amount of Gold on this earth can bring us back together. You are no longer worth my time and energy.. Your Old.... Your Broken....
Now whenever I run my hands over the curves of your long body. I feel things that once
Mixed Blood Teachings
Mixed Blood Teachings
Mixed blood, why do you wonder where you belong?
You have entered the world a child of many races
Giving the peoples of the world a chance to see itself as one, through you.
But you, you have given the Indian people a special gift,
Because you were born with the right to choose any path,
And you choose to pray in the way of our old ones.
You honour this land where you were born,
And your prayers give strength to all of your relatives here.
The Grandfathers and Grandmothers are happy that you speak to them,
And we are happy when you remember us
Among all of the Spirits that walk with you.
We listen to your special prayers for peace and a good life.
Be patient with your Red relatives.
They too grew up in a racist society, and
It is hard for some to find Spirit when they only see faces.
They forget that some of the Grandmothers and Grandfathers were hidden and forgotten.
Mixed blood, when you walk the way of the people,
You show them that your Spi
Cold hard winter has covered mother earth
she travels alone without the others
for the search forefathers begin
for she listens to the eagle who soars high
speak the words ....
onwards you are near dear sister
tracks thru the woods are swift
like the great wolf on the hunt
voices are calling her name
Feathers of the chief tied to flowing black hair
she presses forward then stops and looks
and sees the pride mountain
for it is time to climb past a clan of the black bear
who are in deep slumber she has the mark
she made it to the site where the night owls nest
after some water she bring out the war paint and pipe
forms the rocks in a circle and made a fire
She begins to paint her face and mark herself
revealing a gold earring given to her by her other tribe
then the pipe is lit ah good smoke
speaking in her native tongue she calls out to them and dances
around and around the flames she chants more and more
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Who Wants Me?
Update After 24 hrs here I have to rethink this just a lttle bit..You will get to buy me as described below and gain access. However if someone comes along and doubles your price they will then get to own me. Anyone who gets to buy me will get access for a minimun of 1 month even if I am purchased from you.
Now what are you waiting for its only fubucks baby haha
Now that I am past level 10 I can be owned..Well let me rephrase that.. I will allow someone to purchase the rights to have their name as my owner.
What ownership brings: Unlimited access to all my family only pictures.
Your name on my page (Not added to mine) Or will it say April Go Sexy Princess of the dark side fu owned by... Not gonna happen.
I have checked around and from what I see the going price will be 2 million fubucks for me.
However you will send me the 2 million and then I will allow you to buy me for 1 fubuck..Why let fu have them all back when you can just give it all to your Mistress?
Hows does tha
I dont understand why i try to talk to people online, i never get a response, but let me tell you if i had a clit and a set of racks!! shit i would be getting Hit up all day long. to me online chat is pretty pointless, about as pointless as my life, but thats what i thik i guess
Where Are You
Where Are You
I dialed your number tonight
And got a recording saying it was disconnected
I felt my heart drop as I inhaled sharply
Wondering what happened
Hoping you are safe
Thinking back to our first meeting
Brings a smile to my lips
And my heart skips a beat
I wondered why someone like you
Would care to speak to someone like me
There you were looking so proud
The way you carried yourself
The way you dressed
One could see without a doubt
Someone so princely among our midst
There were bad times but the good times followed always
I smile as I remember your touch
Your scent as you lay next to me
Sleeping so peacefully
I remember when you saw me after we parted for a week
The smile was beaming as you held out your arms
All I could do was walk into them
With a smile as big as yours upon my lips
Hearing the words I’ve missed you baby
My heart raced as I agreed
As our lips met in a tender yearning kiss
Your arms holding me close as the world disappeared
Visions Of A Child
Visions of a Child
Unicorns frolicking in the meadow
Fairies playing in the morning dew
Leprechauns dancing round pots of gold
Butterflies floating on the breeze,
Lollipop flowers and candy cane trees
Marshmallow clouds in a sea of blue
Sunlight dancing like drops of honey
Baskets of daisies and buttercups so yellow
Playful smiles and gleeful laughter
Ring around the rosy and tag you're it
Stones skipping cross the water so calm
Blowing bubbles and candy kisses
Kittens tumbling and puppies yipping
These are of a child's imagination
Oh to be that child again
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
One Lump Or Two
The wind blown rain beating against my window woke me around two a.m. this morning.
Snatched from a dream, I can't even remember, I lay there for a few minutes as my room took on that Ghostly effect from the Lightning peeking through the cracks in my blinds. Like clockwork eerie shadows would appear on the walls then vanish as fast as the light can flicker.
Harmless objects on a shelf became giant in size and through sleepy eyes they became Monsters in the night. A bathrobe on a wall hook transforms into a headless Ghost and for a split second in time until my mind grasps total consciousness,I am frozen in fear.
A tremendous explosion rocks my world awake in an instant. It starts with a low rumble off in the distance that only gets louder as it slowly approaches in one massive wave of sound.
Sometimes I am humbled by the true power of the clouds. Memories of Katrina still haunt me at times so I guess that is the reason I can not sleep through a storm of any type. I have rea
Until Next Time
Until The Next Time
Ringing of the phone, brings me to reality
My heart skips a beat as I hear your voice
My entire being longs to touch you gently
To feel your sweet lips on mine
Tears well up, but I choke them back
Answering your questions and assuring you I’m fine
Listening to you speak of your dreams
I tell you I know you can do it
I give you advice and tell you I’m always here
We carry on laughing and talking,
But time passes all too quickly,
Then I hear you say you’ll call back
Silence as the phone goes dead
And I wait until the next time
Copyright ©2006 xxx x xxxxx
Meet and connect
Smile and laugh
Confidence is building
Trust is building
Look away for a moment
Knife in the back is felt
Couldn’t they understand
Opening up hurt more
Than the pain they inflict
Trust is such a fleeting thing
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2006 xxx x xxxxx
Catching a glimpse of the mirror
Leaning closer to see
Shaking my head in disbelief
Fingers touch the glass in wonder
This can't be me in there
I don't recognize that face
That face has experienced too much
Eyes filled with sadness
Search for something familiar
My fingers trace my face
This is so strange, so disconnected
The person inside me is so different
Younger and free, so full of life
I'm trying to understand why
I don't know the person looking back at me
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Trusts even though sees otherwise
Loves even though knows better
Laughs even though cries silently
Hopes even though senses no change
Sees even though feels blind
Wants even though knows not to
Gives even though receives nothing back
Continues even though wants to stop
Survives even though wishes to die
Knows even though refuses to believe
I am the fool
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2009 xxx x xxxxx
Judge To Decide Dead Baby Case Monday
Judge to decide dead baby case Monday
Mark Fisette/Daily News
Judge Peter Agnes Jr.
By Michelle Laczkoski/Daily News staff
Posted Jan 24, 2009 @ 12:09 AM
When Allissa Pugh came home from work on Jan. 2, 2007, she thought she was having a miscarriage, but unexpectedly went into labor in her bathroom, her lawyer said during closing arguments yesterday.
But, prosecutor Blake Rubin called the delivery "reckless" and said Pugh's actions during her pregnancy were consistent with "destroying the baby."
A judge will seal 29-year-old Pugh's fate Monday, when a verdict is expected in her manslaughter trial.
Judge Peter W. Agnes Jr. said yesterday he will take witness testimony and lawyers' closing arguments under advisement and return a verdict in Worcester Superior Court on Monday at 9 a.m.
"This case raises very fundamental questions about the duty of a pregnant woman at delivery," Agnes said. "I know of no other case that deals with facts quit
Like a swift sword, the darkness overcomes me
As I sit and listen to a silence so deafening
All alone, my heart slowly crumbles
While my soul calls out to an empty void
Yearning for long past caresses
Your face floods my mind and clouds my vision
Huddled in my corner I cry
With no one to wipe away the tears
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2006 xxx x xxxxx
"storms" A Poem By Kuntry
Feel the warmth
of the summers gentle breeze.
See it's power
through the Dance of the trees.
Storms are a coming
riding the thunderous sky.
You can see it as well
If you just close your eyes.
The rain falls softly
then picks up it's pace.
Droplets of life
falling gently from grace.
Sunshine is eminent
with Patience abound.
All storms shall pass
If one holds his ground.
Survivin's A Bitch
Survivin's a Bitch
Men huddled on bus stop benches
Bodies sleepin in darkened doorways
Girls on corners hustlin dollars
Needin food for babies left home
Lines at pantries gettin longer
What they servin, it don't matter
It be fillin, my belly won't growl
There's Sally, hey girl how ya doin
Stone, been a while, where ya been
Got caught hustlin, done my time
Saw your cuz, he's doin fine
Got a lead on a job, gotta go
Take care bro, see ya tomorrow
Shakin my head and lookin sad
Gotta rap sheet, no job to be had
Just hustlin n beggin, that's the game
Found a wallet, tryin to do right
Knocked at the station but no one came
Need help flag down a cop
He waves n drives on by
The church van driver slows
Am running late, maybe next time
Lookin like a hooker, I'm on my own
The PoPo's cruisin, gotta move on
Hey there girl, what are you doing
Nothin Sir, just walkin
Well move on home now
Don't let me see you again
Wondering in silence
When did walking become such a cr
Silent And Unseen
Silent and Unseen
The world sees a smile on my lips
As I utter praises for all to hear
I blink back my tears
Making sure no one notices my pain
My heart shatters into a million pieces
Unnoticed by anyone
I keep my shaking hands at my side
Lest I give away my thoughts
Holding my head high
I go through the motions
Those expected of me
I dare not fall into the blackness
That is surrounding me
I keep it all inside
Silent and unseen by the world
Crawling back into my haven
I shut everything out
Sue E Price
Copyright ©2008 Sue E Price
she looks out into the night, listening to the sounds
she seeks to find her place
her wildness clawing at her very being
bidding her to break the chains that weigh her down
to leave behind the insanity of the world
and find the solitude and peace she longs for
to run the paths to smell the air
to see the mountains and the trees
to play in the clear blue waters
finding the place called home
reveling in the playful pups
smiling at the ever busy sisters
laughing at the brothers building their strength
sensing the watchful eyes of the One
that guides them to their sanctuary
listening to sounds alert to any danger
ever ready to strike to protect with her all
content in her sight satisfied with her vision
she once again lays down near the edge
she closes her eyes and sleeps
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
You Know You Wanna So Just Do It Baby
Ok startng to get caught up here... A litle more about me.. I am from the land down under..666 under..As you read on my page already I am new here but not to the online thing. Be respectful and we can be friends.
Now to access my pictures other than defaut we need to be friends so add/fan me baby.
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Quietly He Came
Quietly He Came
Quietly he came and saw what others overlooked
His eyes dancing with laughing merriment
Flickering with anguished sadness
A spirited fascination drawing her in
Like the moth dancing round the flame
With loving sternness tearing at the walls
Opening the darkness of gaping wounds and childhood lost
His own pain and fear buried deep
In a myriad of mystery and silence
Loving words and caresses soothing the fearful child
A budding trust replacing the doubts
Opening her eyes and guiding her forward
To see a future of joy and happiness and love
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
I dont like to clutter my front page with a giant disclaimer, so instead I put it in here:
1. if you dont have a salute, I probably wont take you seriously, anyone can just put up pictures of people and pretend to be whoever they want.
2. I will not "bomb" your page or help you in contests. If you are really that hard up for attention, go dance on the bar with a lampshade on your head.
3. If you dont hear from me, dont get butthurt, Im not on this site very often.
4. I only fan people who have truely captured my attention, not just because they have fanned me.
5. If you are easily offended you probably shouldnt talk to me, internet is serious business.
All that aside, Im actually a fairly easy going, nice guy. Just dont have time for drama or bullshit.
k thnx bai
Sitting here in the silence
My mind is void of all thought
Lonely and confused
A sadness creeps over me
As unknown tears fill my eyes
A pang of hurt attacks my heart
My soul cries out to the emptiness
The darkness drops over me
Like a veil drawn over the world
With icy fingers of fire
A chill consumes my body
As I try hard to make it through
To survive this private hell called life
Copyright ©2007 xxx x xxxxx
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that is all.
The Power Of Feelings
It has been a while since I posted my motivators- I love many of Ralph Marston quotes but I choose the ones that speak to my heart.
This one seemed appropriate with my recent pity party and I thought I would share it with you all.
The power of feelings
You can feel good for no reason at all. In fact, you can choose to feel any way you wish at any time and in any situation.
Whatever you desire, you desire because of the way you think it will make you feel. Whatever you avoid, you avoid because you don't wish to experience the feelings that you assume it will bring.
Yet the fact is that your feelings are not controlled by your circumstances. Those feelings are determined by how you choose to respond to various situations and events.
Your feelings in any moment are yours to choose. You can choose to feel the wonderful reality of your most treasured dreams long before those dreams have been fully achieved.
And when you do, you put yourself in a positive, powerful place f
Moment Gone By
Moment Gone By
This mark upon my skin
Still leaves a reminder
Heart and soul so empty
Eyes yearning to see
Arms needing to hold
Ears wanting to hear
Away you've gone
Leaving me behind
Am i a fading memory
A fleeting moment gone by
Dedicated to a special person
Copyright ©2006 xxx xxxxx
You saw only tears
But it was my lifeblood
Spilling over onto the ground
As my heart lay shattered and dying
My soul fading and crumbling to dust
Now a faint ember of life
Flickers inside this shell
That was once alive and loving
This living death never ending
Never to waken from slumber
Is but a wishful dream
Each moment of time
Brings zombified movements
Blank stares from a mangled spirit
No one notices nor cares
About the living dead in their midst
As they scurry about
Taking what they can
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Life Is But A Dream
Life is but a Fantasy
Life is but a fantasy with no ending
Whispers of forever that is but a day
The empty words with no meaning
Promises given with no thought
Fairy tales of love and caring
But a lie told with no second thought
Kisses and caresses given without a care
Hatred ringing as a truth untold
Pain engulfing oh so real
Battered hearts and souls
Broken bodies and spirits
Tears flowing unnoticed
Desolate cries uttered unheard
A mind in a whirl not knowing
Happiness is but a fairy tale told
To ones who want to believe
By those knowing it is but a fable
Promises of a tomorrow that will never come
Life is but a fantasy with no ending
And forever is but a day
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
THERE COMES A TIME IN ONES LIFE WHEN YA GOT TO SAY " WHAT THE FUCK" OK IS THIS REALLY A SICK JOKE OR IS THIS REALLY MY LIFE. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO SIT BACK, EVALUATE THE SITUATION AT HAND AND FOCUS ON WHAT IT IS THAT I'M DOING NEXT. AS OF THIS VERY MOMENT I KNOW THE DAY WILL COME, THAT I KNOW I WILL HAVE TO MAKE THE MOVE, AND I WILL, BUT ALL IN DUE TIME. AS I KNOW GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
I KNOW THAT IN THAT STATEMENT I WAS PLAYIN ROUND ROBIN BUT IN THE END ALL WILL WORK OUT AS IT SHOULD.
I HAVE TOLD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, NOT TO PUSH MY BUTTONS TO FAR, THE ONLY GOOD IT WILL DO IS GET YOU BIT. I THINK SOME LIKE TO PUSH INTENTIONALLY, BUT IF YOU PLAY WITH FIRE LONG ENOUGH YOU WILL GET BURNED, SO GO AHEAD KEEP PUSHING.
I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION-- ARE PEOPLE REALLY AS STUPID AS I THINK THEY ARE CUZ SOME, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS AND THEIR VERBAL ASSAULT TELLS THE WHOLE STORY, AND EVEN SOMETIMES WHEN CAUGHT OFF GAURD YOU MAY GET TWISTED UP IN THE TOUNGE
Sweet~n~sexxay Auction Is Open!
Sweet~N~Sexxay Spotlight Auction
Auction is open for bids. If you
still like to enter the auction
or auction off a salute please
let me or Sweet~N~Sexxay know.
You can use any pic you like
as long its not animation, all
tags will be made by me and the
entry fee is 50,000 fubucks and
all starting bids will start
out with 100,000 fubucks.
There will be no end date for
the auction it will end when
you are happy with the bid that
Salute Auction Ends 1/31 @ 8pm Fu-Time!
There going fast we have 3 sexy fus
that is owned and they great offers
so come on by and get you a sexy fu
to spoil you with some fu-lovin.
Click the pic below to get the
salute auction entrys :P. Lets see
them bidsand help our friend
Sweet~N~Sexxay get spotlight!
Here are the fus that are auction
off a salute!
Sweet~n~sexxay Spotlight Auction
Sweet~N~Sexxay Spotlight Auction
Auction will open on January 19th or as
soon as I get 10 entrys and will end on
January 26th @ 10pm Central Time.
You can use any pic you like as long its
not animation, all tags will be made by
me and the entry fee is 50,000 fubucks
and all starting bids will start
out with 100,000 fubucks.
Here is what the tags will look like.
Here Are The Auction Rules!
1. The entry fee will be
50k to enter please send
your entry fee to
~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Fu Owned By Dr@gonMaster©~SBG
2. I will be promoting this heavily
BUT self promotion is a must!
3. Absolutely NO drama or I
will delete your auction.
Lets have a BLAST with this!
4. I am not responsible for the
highest bidder paying you
5. Please PM your entry's
not threw the shout box!
6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding!
Send fubucks to
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Oxycodone is an opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. It was developed in 1916 in Germany, as one of several new semi-synthetic opioids with several benefits over the older traditional opiates and opioids; morphine, diacetylmorphine (heroin) and codeine. It was introduced to the pharmaceutical market as Eukodal or Eucodal and Dinarkon. Its chemical name is derived from codeine - the chemical structures are very similar, differing only in that the hydroxyl group of codeine has been oxidized to a carbonyl group (as in ketones), hence the "-one" suffix, the 7,8-dihydro-feature (codeine has a double-bond between those two carbons), and the hydroxyl group at carbon-14 (codeine has just a hydrogen in its place), hence oxycodone.
Oxycodone was first synthesized in a German laboratory in 1916, a few years after the German pharmaceutical company Bayer had stopped the mass production of heroin due to addiction and abuse. It was hoped that a thebaine-derived dr
What Love Is All About
WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am., when an elderly gentleman
in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over
an hour before someone would be able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I
would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to
one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning,
as he was in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health.
He told me that she had been there for
a while and that she was a victim of A
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happy birthday to my late husband william january 25 2009
happy 18th birthday to my grandaughter cassandra january 18 2009
Things And How They Change
I sit here pondering over some matters and how fast ones life can change...
I had a nice job coming up, would have carried me on thru to late spring. now homeowners up and change mind at last min and not building, so here i am left with hoping unemployment will come thru,(will know next friday) and no prospects of work right now. and now thinking of do i try and ride it out here where things are starting to feel the affects of the economy, and hope it will improve in spring. or do i start thinking of moving to an area where there is a nice boom in my work. I don't really like the idea of moving again. but the construction crew i work for is trying to get in to this area for starting in march/april. and its very hard to find places that will employ a gal in this work. so i have work if i follow, and no work if i don't. i know i'll find out more as the next 2 weeks unfold.
this stuff all hit me on the same day as helping my sister go thru loosing her dog, which i adored to
My New Pics
What kinds of pics should i add to my photos?
Give me some ideas on what types of photos you would like to see...
I mean yall rate them and i put them on for you to enjoy...
So why shouldnt you have a say in what pics you wanna see????
so message and let me know what pics you want???
My Best Still Isnt Good Enough
i try and try but i will never be good enough
what did i do so wrong to make u hate me
all i do is love you and you keep pushing yourself further from me
all i wanted was a little time with you
all you wanted was your friends
do i make you that miserable?
i guess i will never be good enough for no one
i feel like just giving up and going away forever
maybe you will be happy then
Damn Laptop And Att
grrrrrr my wireless connection sucks! not only do i have to deal with low signal most the time in my house, but the wireless connection stalls and when i start it, i get "no wireless device connected" hALF the time. when that doesnt happen i get an error code that says usb device cannot start. ive uninstalled and installed it twice.... guess i should go in to the damn att store.... fuck fuck fuck dammit all to shit!!!!!!
im done.... should i throw my computer in the bayou?
This Bullet, With My Name On It...
No more music.
No more sadness.
No more isolation.
No more voyeuristic joy.
No more anger.
No more memories.
No more dreams.
No more nightmares.
No more bleeding.
If I pull it will you set my mind free?
Open me up and splatter color
on this gray.
Acid Bath-venus Blue
Creeping like frost
As slow as grave moss
Like drowning in dry oceans of bone dust
I taste the wreckage of crumbling faces
I know the pale thing in the darkest of places
I remember blood from the thighs of the mother
As everything is eaten by another
How much more must we bleed her
I cut their throats while they slept
I peel back my skull for you
Yes I do
Slow desolation like a funeral procession
The lovely one screams like she's caught between stations
I eat the razor, a mouthful of God's flesh
Sweating this blackness,
I am shitting this cold death
I remember blood from the thighs of the mother
As everything is eaten by another
How much more must we bleed her
I cut their throats while they slept
I peel back my skull for you
Yes I do
DEAD VENUS BLUE
Love is rotting on the vine
Crumbling in God's sunshine
I am dying all the time
Point me at the sky... sky
How much more must we bleed her
I cut their throats while they slept
I peel back
What Drink I Am
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Double...double....double....can You Handle It!! I Bet You Can't!!!
Valentines Day is just around the corner, so come show me some love in this Valentines Day Auction!
The more the bids go up the more I will add offers.
You could win me twice!
That's right I"m in two auctions, your chance to double your pleasure.
Click on the pictures to place a bid.
Well I left for a few hrs lol and came back.
I did some not so nice things to a very Sweet person and couldn't just let that be I had to come back in hopes of repairing the relationship ,and to my friend that listened to me whine all day Thank You!!!! I know your disappointed but you should also know I can't leave things wrong,Also you know the reason for my leaving was my fault not anyone Else's so plz understand that.
This time thing's will be different ,I neglected things that I love and People that i care deeply about that won't happen
Proof That Some People Are Too Dumb To Live ~
2008 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(13 January 2008, Florida) A 37-year-old man was killed trying to cross the Manasota Key drawbridge on his motorcycle. Wearing only swim trunks and sneakers, the man was seen racing at high speed towards the gap as the bridge began to open.
Bridge designers had anticipated such lunacy and invented the crossing guard. The closing gates swept him off his Suzuki and over the side of the bridge, into the water and out of the gene pool. By a twist of fate, the motorcycle continued up the ramp and made it across to the other side!
Not a Shred of Sense
2008 Darwin Award Nominee
Unconfirmed by Darwin
The ambulance responded to a frantic call concerning a neighbor's trip through an industrial tree shredder. It seems the individual had decided to prune his own trees, rather than hire a professional. Why not? After all, the local shop rented shredders that could make quick work of yard debris
mother, father, look at your little monster,
I'm a hero, I'm a zero,
I'm the butt of the worst joke in history,
I'm a lock without a key,
a city with no door, a prayer without faith,
a show without a score,
I'm a bad word, a wink, a nod, a shiver,
an untold story, sex without purity,
a creeping gray memory,
doctor, cure me; what is the cause of my condition,
this madness shoots me,
like bullets smashing glass in a silent movie,
I'm a trap without a spring,
a temple with no god,
a jack without an ace,
the tip of your tongue,
I'm a promise, an unmailed letter,
an unbuilt motor, deck without a joker,
a creeping gray memory
tell Saint Peter not to bet on me,
I got a naked obsession,
a good intention gone bad,
I am incomplete....
I Fuckin Give Up
I'M TIRED OF THE SHIT IN MY LIFE.
I'M TIRED OF MY FAKE ASS FRIENDS.
I WISH ALL THIS BULL SHIT WOULD END.
SO I SIT HERE WITH A GUN IN MY HAND
BUT WHO'S GONNA STOP ME.
NOT A DAMN PERSON.
NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS IF I LIVE OR DIE
SO HONESTLY TELL ME WHY SHOULD I.
SO AS I WRITE THIS ALL I SAY IS TRUE
FUCK ALL THIS SHIT FORGET IT I'M THROUGH
CAUSE NOW THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO
AND YOU DIDNT CARE I BLAME THIS ON YOU
What Drink Are You?
Tiff's is a
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Don't Judge Me ...
To all the low life fucks that think they know a person based on who they talk to, I just have to say.. YOU KNOW NOTHING.
The other day I had this guy wont say any names, but I had this guy come at me saying I had no self respect because of the people I talk to online. You see I work in a lounge, and at one time it was grouped with another lounge. AND EVERYONE KNEW EVERYONE. Well this guy that had the nerve to say something about me was in this lounge long before I came along. And the things that went on in these lounges had nothing to do with me.
Yes girls did stuff on cam, more then a flash of the boob, or a view of the butt. They did anything and everything "THEY FELT LIKE DOING" am I going to judge someone based on what they do on cam, or how they entertain themselves. NO. Why am I not gonna because it's freaking ONLINE. See I rarely ever take what goes on, online to heart because of the fact that its online. But this guy had the nerve to call all these girls "WHORES" because
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The scene set.
The passion is flowing like wind stirring about your body.
Portraying the part needed to gain whatever your heart and soul wants.
Yet, when off screen is the actor or actress still performing to falseness?
Words are provoking the spirit to relate.
Looks and touches.
His or her alluring movement stirs like fire within our blood.
When does his or her theatrical stop and the true reality begin for them and us?
Tragic stories and tragic words flow about the entire room, yet nothing seem real; however, most of it is?
How can we tell when they are being real with you?
Should we place our heart and soul into one that plays a part like he or she is always upon a stage or movie set?
Life is an endless drama that seems too never end about us or life.
Love blooms like words upon pages with no substances.
Tears fall as love dies or becomes a nightmare dream of horror.
The acting is always flowing about life like an end
Absence Of Heart
Absence of Heart
Darkness lurks within depth of heart.
Gone from home is your heart.
Uninhabited is your conscious of truth.
Devoid to feelings in words you use to gain your way.
How can life or love be so exempted from your heart?
Your heart has no existence to dare understance of my love.
Missing is the compassion to see, hear and feel my words to you.
Absence of heart is nothing but dull endless wandering abyss of selfishness.
Your body is without residence of heart of reality.
Contents filled only with self serving needs.
Nowhere to be found….
Can your heart be?
Omitted is the chance to dare love within my glowing light.
Unoccupied will your heart always be from my love.
Absence of heart is forever lost to me.
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telling me that your single
and you cant find no one because no one wants you
you choose to be single because other people dont fit your image
people are so damn picky about every single thing about a person any more they forget to look whats in the persons heart and how well they treat that person
iam just tire of a few people who shoutbox me it was ok for a bet but damn now its starting to piss me off so stop
The long road to Godfather has come to an end. Today about 115pm futime I made the rank of Godfather.
I could not have done this without the help of many of my fellow fubarians. Thank you all for your help.
Side note thank you to all my great friends on here who make coming to fubar a joy and know I'm here for you just as you are me.
Lost On The Net
I wonder about people
Why they get caught up in this fantasy called the internet? How many have met people on line who cant see the real from the un-real? There is desperation of the soul about such people. It makes me desire to shake them and help them see that no one can spend their lives on a machine. All the net is really there for is to enhance our live and if there comes a time where it takes over our lives it should be treated as alcohol is treated by recovering alcoholics ! but this like any rant can be taken too far ! To ilustrate this watch the foamy video .
As you can see most problems are purely do to the selfish nature of man ... Oh for the days when we learn to overcome ourselves and become selfless ! Untill then we will all have to deal with rude people or people who can not distinguish between what is real and what is not.
I can just imagine- we go to a restaurant for a delicioud meal, I know she is not wearing knickers under her skirt she has on, her pussy is slightly moist from knowing that I know she has no underwear on. We finish our meal, get the bill and make our way back to the car.
We drive a round for awhile. S he has her hand on my leg, stroking gently up and down, teasing with a brushing touch on my balls which are covered by my jeans and only my jeans. My cock is getting stiff with anticaption.she moves her hand to my flies and button, they come undone very easily and she now has access to my total erect member, she touches softly and teasingly again, knowing that I can’t wait to be sucked and fucked by her dripping pussy.But before I get deep and wet I want to bury my face in her crotch, lapping up those juices with my tongue, and nibbling at her lips and clit, but this was all to happen soon, first we find a good spot for our littlr after dinner excursion.
A little later we find a per
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HE WHO SUFFERS DOESNT SUFFER ALONE
HE WHO CLOSES OUT THE WORLD LETS HIS LIFE PASS BY
HE WHO CLOSES HIS EYES ONLY BLINDS HIMSELF AND DOESNT SEE WHAT IS MEANT FOR HIM TO SEE
HE WHO CHOOSES NOT THE HEAR MISSES THE SOUND OF THE BELLS OF FREEDOM AS OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
HE WHO DOES NOT WANT TO FEEL DOES NOT GET THE WARMTH OF LOVE
SO I ASK YOU DO NOT SUFFER ALONE LET ME HOLD U
DONT NOT CLOSE ME OUT FOR YOU AREMY WORLD AND I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS ME BY
OPEN YOU EYES AND SEE ME FOR I AM MEANT FOR YOU
LISTEN TO ME FOR I SPEAKWORDS FROM THE HEART WHICH WILL GRANT YOU FREEDOM FROM YOUR HELL
FEEL ME AND LET ME IN AND LET ME FILL YOU SOUL WITH WARMTH AND PURE LOVE
WORDS BY CHUNFLY
Just That I Am
Just that I am
My spirit is bent and broken, my soul mangled and gaping, my heart torn away and shattered upon the ground. The darkness that surrounds is a friend who covers the wounds, the bleeding and the pain. I am but a shell of the person I once was, the person I so wanted to be. Curled in my place, the tears fall silently, silently away from anyone to see or hear. Crawling out, back to this world, my head held high, my back so straight, I fight to face another day, a day that sees only part of me. Slowly i inhale and exhale, putting on a smile, holding out my hand, taking a step I continue forth. Down a path not chosen, a path unknown. I stumble and fall, another gash to add to the scars. I rise and walk forth carrying my wounds buried deep. I offer my hand in friendship, I offer my hand to teach, I offer my hand to console. I give freely what i have, expecting nothing in return. Take what I offer, accept what i give. I judge you not, accept and judge me not in return. My path
In His Arms
In His Arms
Dedicated to Master J 12/15/2000
In His arms i find safety when the world overwhelms me
His kisses wipe away the tears of hurt and doubt
His laughter brightens the darkest moments
His word of love caress my heart and soul
He guides me down my path of life
When my steps falter He encourages me
When i stumble and fall He lifts me
When i succeed His look of pride makes my heart soar
At His feet i gladly kneel and softly kiss His hand
Deep within He saw a beautiful butterfly
Drawing forth the hidden desires and dreams
Calming the trembling and the fears
He nurtured freedom and showed me how to fly
Upon my neck i proudly wear His collar
A collar more precious than diamonds or gold
All that i am is His, my body, my mind, my heart and my soul
i am His precious and He is my beloved Master
xx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
More Ranting.... For Whitney Jo.
This has become an absolute circus.
This is my own personal opinion, but none of you have the standing to say what should have been done with Whitney's page but Shawn.
I was acting on a plan that a few of us had for her 22nd birthday - which had full support from Shawn.
Know the facts before you go running to big brother just because you don't like it.
She was not yours.
Yes, she was your friend... and I know, she had a whole lot of them....
But I am her best friend. Acting in the interests set forth by her mourning fiance. I am the only one who has her pw besides Shawn. I did not give it to anybody else. Whitney gave it to me.
Don't like it? Tough.
This is ridiculous. Everything about this is ridiculous.
I'm not celebrating the dead.. I'm celebrating her life...
I'm celebrating her laugh, her kindness, her unconditional love, her amazing patience....
If only you could've seen her with that child with your very own eyes...
It was truly somethin
I'm in love, I'm the luckiest man this side of the rising sun,
Unexpectedly she appeared in my life
Like a mirage a figmant of my imagination
i hesitated for moment not prepared to accept
your truthful approach so persuasive.
Excited about the possibility of someone
actually interisted in being in a relationship with me,
I naturaly connected emotionally, spiritually,
quantifing her qualities, experiencing intimately the possibilities to be committed physically,
Stimulating my heart and soul, essentially allowihg me the freedom to pleasure you sensually, intensifing the fire already alive inside you and me.
Transcending the possibilities that falling in love could qualify as an exciting mystical multi-level experience.
Depression is like a tidal wave pulling you further in.
You don't feel up to facing anyone or anything.
Depression is a new emphasis on feeling sad and low.
You feel like you're in a dark place with no where else to go.
Depression is like you're falling deeper into a black hole.
Your mind feels violated and as though you have no control.
Depression is having little enery or lack of motivation.
You feel tired and don't want to engage in conversation.
Depression is used in the wrong context by naive people.
They don't understand the seriousness of how it affects people.
Depression is isolation, withdrawel, low self-esteem and more.
You will never understand it unless you've been through it before.
What I Love...about You, Part Two (it Rhymes!)
6. New gadgets/toys.
I am such a kid when it comes to new stuff. I will be the first one to admit when there is something I find really neat, I will stare at it and drool forever. There's a really awesome website called Think Geek, and it has the most marvelous stuff a dork like me could want. Even an Office Space starter kit (complete with Initech mug). The link is here for you Office Space geeks. Also, there is the red swingline stapler. Fortunately I have banned myself from buying useless objects via the internet. I, have, however, spent more money on items that I claimed would be useful but really aren't than I care to admit (lots). I actually hope I never grow out of getting excited about new toys, it makes my life have something interesting to look forward to.
7. Meeting new people.
So anyone who has ever really spoken to me has realized I'm not good with people. Which is strange, because I really like people, I happen to be a people. I'm not good with new peop
15 Things You Never Say To A Woman
15. What did you do to your hair?
i actually don't mind when people ask me this one
14. Why aren't you married?
well this is an easy answer
13. You're being irrational.
clearly, i know i am this way most of the time. way to be Captain Obvious
12. Your best friend is really hot.
thanks, i think he is too.
11. Can I kiss you?
how bout no?
10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you?
yes, why thank you for noticing
9. You're cute when you're mad.
and you're not cute when you're being a douche
8. That's not the way my ex did it.
she clearly doesn't know anything then!
7. So how old are you?
doesn't matter, at least I'm more mature than you
6. You sound just like your mother.
Are you insulting me, or your mother? Both? Oh, it's on.
well, fuck you.
4. You sure you wanna eat that?
yes, i'm pretty sure i can pack it in better than you can
3. The "B" word, ever.
yes, i know I'm a bitch, kay thanks
2. When are you due?
Life is a challenge, accept it.
Life is a wish, want it.
Life is a book, read it and observe it.
Life is a fight, battle it.
Life is a tear, face it.
Life is a smile, enjoy it and embrace it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a journey, complete it.
Life is a ruler, measure it.
Life is a sunrise, begin it.
Life is a sunset, hold it.
Life is a treasure, save all you can.
Men That Can Be Ingorant At Times
15. What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late.
And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention!
14. Why aren't you married? There is no right answer to this question. Either nobody's asked us, or we just don't want to be.
Either way, is it any of your business?
13. You're being irrational. To a woman, words like "irrational" and "emotional" are loaded with double meanings. You're better off choosing an adjective not loaded with sexist tripwires.
12. Your best friend is really hot. We know she's hot, but telling us you think so is the quickest way to never see her again.
11. Can I kiss you? Don't suck all the spontaneity out of the moment by asking, just go for it! If we're not into it, we'll let you know.
You aren't one of those feminists, are you? You aren't one of those guys who enjoys sleeping on the couch, are you?
9. You're cute when you're mad.
You are not cute when you are bein
Who Wants To Own Me ??
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Coitus Coitus Coitus Coitus, 4 Coitus = 1 Dollar
I was just walking outside, from my building to the one next door, and as I approached the door a woman wearing a skirt used her left knee to open the door, coming out. She was on the phone and carrying something, and the glass doors are slightly tinted, so all that I saw was her left leg come across her right leg and push the door open. It was quite lovely.
I didn't look at her face because I didn't really want to see what she looked like. The image reminded me of so many lovely women I've known or seen and never spoken to, and some whom I've had the pleasure of having sex with or making love to, or just seeing naked in a bed, crossing one thigh over the other with no sheets on the mattress and no other way to cover themselves, one hip rising, and legs crossing high upon the thigh, and their bodies become Victorian and you want to bury your head in the canvass.
I'm not writing about this to sound perverted or sex-crazed, I'm simply praising the aesthetics of the beautiful
As the circle slowly turns,
Fear of the unknown engulfs you.
What is this path you have stumbled onto?
Excitement and wonder quickens your step.
Deep warmth encompasses you.
Joy and amazement consume every waking hour.
But slowly the light begins to fade,
A chill overcomes the warmth.
Wonderment and awe turn into sadness and loss.
Fear and nervousness once again engulf you,
As love turns the full circle
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
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Who I Am
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A Legendary Fu Cheater...and Some History.
Hey well, it feels good to be me again, let's just get that out of the way first. How was everyone's holidays and New Year's? Hope it was good and everyone got out of it alive and safe. You know how those things can be....So now, down to business....
A long time ago, on a site that used to be called LostCherry.com, circa summer of 2006, someone came on here, and made a fake Raven Riley page and tried to get it up to the top of the ranks, staff caught on and deleted it. Not to be deterred, this maniac came back with a lesser known pornstar, the venerable Kelliyoung.com girl. That fake got as high as number 16 overall before it was deleted after being called out all over the boards as a fake by an at-the-time high ranking member named Sherrie and well, an owl (cough)....that was deleted shortly thereafter...
Enraged with anger, in late 2006 and early 2007, this fake came back on a site called Cherrytap.com, with pictures stolen from the semi lesser known porn star called "One Click
It takes a deep commitment to change and an even deeper commitment to grow. - Ralph Ellison
Dedicate to a friend, Master Eagle
High above the clouds
Perched on talons so strong
The silence is pierced
A beckoning call goes out
Eyes alert and searching
For a glimpse of the one
To take the flight of eternity
On wings of freedom
Soaring to unscaled heights
Plunging to unknown depths
Two entwined as one
The eagles dance of love
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Putting The Spotlight On Hold
If anyone knows anyone on here selling bling packs for fubucks please let me know. I'm looking to pay with my fubucks to get a bling pack for a friend. There is no way to pay them back, but I want to do this as a gesture of friendship.
Some people on here hurt them, myself, and several of my other friends on here by being completely ignorant and callous.
If you don't know what I'm talking about then please don't ask for details. I will not entertain questions about the details.
Just let me know if you know anyone needing fubucks and willing to trade.
012309 Fluffy Starr Blog
Pleasure and Aliens... Uh, not necessarily in that order. *NEW PHOTO*
We'll start things off with this...
1) Yes, I'm drinking two drinks.
2) Yes, I'm drinking two different drinks.
3) Yes, that is Oscar the Grouch on my tee. (I love him.)
It's been a bit of a strange day. But not because anything happened. Just stuff felt strange(er than normal). People were acting strange. And even my wretched evil beast dog was acting strange. What? Is it a full moon? *looks at baby animals calendar* Stupid cheap calendar doesn't even have the lunar cycles. Or maybe it's a full moon on the planet I'm from, and I feel it here. See this picture of me?
See that indigo beam of light shining down on my head? Well that was my people communicating with me. Telepathic telecommunication. And that's why I have that look on my face. I was in a brief psychic trance. (It was before I saw that guy from Denny's.) Damnit, why in the middle of my show?!
Love is a sensation,
Caused by temptation,
When a man sticks his inspiration,
Into a womens combination,
To increase the population,
Of the future generation,
Do you dig my conversation
Or would you like a demonstration.
I live in the dark recesses of your mind.
Secret desires and hidden emotions reside there.
The light of day buries them,
Only to be revived in the dead of night.
A quickening step, a racing pulse, a fleeting image,
Silent words not really there, or are they?
Through the misty veil you travel.
A soft caress or a leathery sting,
Which one awaits you?
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Lots Of Awards!
I'm sure by now everyone has heard the story about the Texas high school girls basketball team on the winning end of a 100-0 game. All today's awards are given to people associated with that game.
And the fact that everyone has heard about it is why I'm giving today's #1 Kick in the Ass Award to the press.
You know what guys? LET IT GO! Go chase some politician in bed with hookers or something and stop humiliating kids! I seen THOUSANDS of basketball games at every level and every season there's a story like this in every community. The kids just want to forget so let everyone else forget it. You are the pricks of all pricks!
The #2 Kick in the Ass goes to the coach of The Covenant School for running a full court press and shooting 3's. If you knew anything about basketball at all you would have called a time out after about 2 minutes of play and told your girls to back off. You're pathetic! Go apply for a job at a newspaper or ESPN.
I'm giving the #1 Pat on the Back Award
010909 Celldweller Blog
Klayton Was Here…. (Happy New Year, "So Long Sentiment")
HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Just a quick update to let you know that i did NOT get run over by a reindeer (like grandma) and that i AM working full-tilt on the new Celldweller album. In fact the first song from the new album will be done THIS WEEK. ( I can't BELIEVE how many CAPITAL LeTTerS I'm USING!!!)
"So Long Sentiment" will be done this week. Like done, done. Final-mix, hope-to-never-hear-you-again done. There is still a lot to be done to the other 9 tracks remaining, but at least i can say i've put the final nail in one coffin at least.
Not sure how many of you have been checking in on the remixes being submitted for the current round of the Celldweller Remix Competition, but there are some cool mixes up there. You can go register, listen and comment on mixes. I've been commenting on mixes myself, and the cool part is that your comments can help shape the final outcome of a remix. We're ena
I have this "problem". Seems people think me and him are going to get back together. I really don't get it.
Most people say it's because we are talking more. We've always talked. I guess people didn't notice it much because we were both with someone else.
Normally things like this wouldn't bother me, and it's not that it really is, I just think it's funny how many people have thought that it should be their responsibility to tell me that he's "no good" for me. The way I look at it..IF me and him were talking, whose business is it anyway? It's not anyone's but mine and his.
I do have one strange friend that thinks we SHOULD get back together. She tells me she is my "longest friend and is wise. That I need to listen to her" lol.
I'll tell you all now....no, me and him aren't getting back together. We only talk. That's it. I just find it amusing that somehow now that I'm single, my "romantic" life is for everyone to be a part in.
No I'm not mad at any friend that has aske
So I got bored the other night and posted a personals ad on craigslist....All I can say is OMFG it really opened my eyes to how superficial people are. Now the reason I say people and not men is because woman are guilty of the same exact thing. Why is it that now a days everyone is judged and criticized for evey little thing. From looks, to size, to every little detail. Granted the posting started out as just being a joke, but it has raised alot of question in my mind as to whether or not there are still decent unattached men in the world. Don't get me wrong I know there are, but where are they? Far too many times I see my friends settling for someone they aren't happy with, just because they want someone to care about them. I myself am guilty of this. It roots back to severe self esteem and insecurity issues, but working past those I have found alot that I was missing in my life previously.
Ok Back on Track.... Here is a copy of the posting.... Don't laugh too hard, but I figure
Middle French mignon darling
1 : a servile dependent, follower, or underling
2 : one highly favored : idol
3 : a subordinate or petty official
How I Am Going To Die
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I think this online class is going to kill me. I don't like just having a book and suggestions for study from a professor. I could swear when the class paid for, it was paid for a class, not a book to teach me all these things and a professor to attempt to explain it via email. If this were a subject I were interested in, or even cared about, it would be ok. But Executive Accounting? I'm a freaking computer programmer. Why do I need to know about cost flow stuctures and departmental overhead application? See. They put you to sleep just reading this stuff.
According to the people who do the registration for classes, I took the most difficult class in the entire program last semester. I think they lied, because I'm already lost on most of this stuff after two weeks. But, what must be done, must be done.
Only about five more years of school left. Then I can be the mean professor assigning work that people don't want to do. Muhaha. Or maybe I'll have gone stark mad by then. Either wa
why is it people assume that just becuz u added them to you friends list that u want to get with them. last time i checked my profile said looking for Friends. Not dating Not serious relationship no it says friends HINT HINT stop trying to hook up with me its getting old. And Guys get real most females don't want to hear how good u think u r in bed come on that just telling us that u suck and its not worth pursuing anything. like come on now get off of ur high horse and tell the truth it will get u much further with someone. And female stop thinking ur the shit and that ever guy out there wont's you cuz guess what 90% of them just want to f*** hint hint to u if they say things like ohhh im in it for the long hall after the first conversation yeah theirs the clue so do the world a favor and ignore them there would be a lot less drama in every one else life that u talk to
and to everyone cheating isnt a good thing if u dont want to be with some one just dont be with them i look at
I am tired of all this shit...
I rate the fuck out of people.. yes ones with autos and ones with out autos.
And I get no love back. I would like to know why should I even try anymore.
Meat Cleaver Divorce
WHICH ONE COULD I BE?
3.MAN ON THE SIDE
6. YOUR KING
7.YOUR UNDER COVER LOVER
Sitting here watching raindrops on my window
Drifting away, lost in space and time
Only a few know and can enter this place
Thunder and lightning a backdrop to my private world
Eerie shadows created by lightning
Dance to the roar of thunder
This place of magic, this place of freedom
The child slowly emerges afraid to be seen
For a moment in time, she forget her fears
She begins to dance and run in merriment
Her giggles echo like tinkling bells upon the wind
Soaring to exhilarated heights with total abandonment
She relishes these unknown feelings
Something she’s craved but never found
Suddenly the fears crash into her, throwing her back
Uncontrollable tears as she convulses in pain
Running back into the shadows to the safety of the darkness
She hides in her little corner
Copyright ©2008 xxx xxxxx
They call him crazy
But little does anyone know
What lies buried deep inside
Hidden away from prying eyes
A myriad of emotions and conflicts
Hundreds of thoughts race through his mind
Love to him is a hurtin thing
So floating round is his protection
If he touches your soul, trapped you’ll be
He’ll make ya smile, make ya cry and make ya feel safe
No one forgets him no matter how long
Ya gotta respect him and he demands it so
He guards what’s his and shares what he wants
Smooth fast talking making his way
He survives the only way he can
So crazy they may call him
But I know different
Because I’ve touched his soul
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2008 xxx x xxxxx
To My Best Friend Amanda. I Miss You R.i.p
My Life changed, the very moment I found out
That you had passed away.
I couldn't stop it; there was nothing I could say.
You've touched my life so deeply to a point you will never know,
I try to think about you when I am feeling down and low.
Sometimes when my day gets hard
I will think about your beautiful smile
and if I listen hard enough I will hear your voice after a while.
It's you who give me a reason to go on with my day,
and now if I want to see you I'll bow my head and pray.
I catch myself looking for you still,
In the halls and at your front door,
but when I call your name there is no reply any more!
I never thought a day would come where we would be apart,
God has you in his keepings, we have you in our hearts.
Life will go on, but never will be the same,
your beautiful smile is gone, but it will always remain.
You're our angel from up above.
You'll always be missed, but most importantly... loved.
Just one more minute, God, is al
Love is a wonderful thing
it all starts with the ring
the ring in your heart and in your mind
it is true love of a Beautiful kind
it then will blossom and flourish
it is a love that you will nourish
Love is a wonderful thing
it continues with an engagement ring
a ring on the finger means nothing without a heart
it should hurt so much when you are apart
a ring is a never ending sphere
it feels great when you are near
near the one that is in your heart mind and soul
without them your life is not whole
then comes the day
we all pray
she walks down the isle
with a tear
you wait patiently
it is time
for a new ring
the one you wanted
more than anything
that says it all
that will not fall
it is wedding day
time for no more play
it is a life ever lasting
there will be no more fasting
you are with the one you love
who you hold high above
above all else in your life
all except JESUS CHRIST
Child abuse is an epidemic in the world. Children are kidnapped,raped and murdered, molested by family members and strangers, beaten, emotionally and verbally abused, sold into slavery, and much much more. For every child that gains public attention, thousands more live with this dark secret. Many never say a word through fear of reprissal instilled in them if they say anything. Many carry this secret to their graves and their lives are forever altered.
A child has never asked to be born. Once in this world, all he or she wants more than anything else, is to be loved and cared for. It's all of our responsibilities to protect them no matter the consequences.
Below is a poem wirtten by me. It is one of the few I don't have a copyright on. If you use it, please copy it in it's entirety.
The little girl so battered and abused
She doesn't understand
Why they have to hurt
I'll be a good girl
Please make it stop
I promise I'll be good
Her pleading eye
Obviously I'm not 20 something anymore , no rockin body or even fake anything but what I do
have is the wisdom (how ever much it is) that comes from age n bein an awesome single mom .
I have alot more than alot of people so I'm
ok with it .
keep on keepin on
Here I sit so all alone.
Why cant I find someone
Who thinks I'm more important
A person who thinks I'm beautiful
Though I know I'm not
Where is that person
The one to share with
Through times of plenty
Or times when there's not a penny
Where do I find that person
Who will just hold me
When I'm lost and afraid
Who is the one
Who will be honest and true
Not hide things away from my view
Why can't I find
Someone who thinks I'm enough
To fill the empty places
Until I find him
I settle for make believe and lies
Until that day
I'll sit here all alone
Copyright ©2009 xxx xxxxx
Butterflies are free or so they say
In a cocoon so tightly wrapped
Awaiting the magical moment
To spread their wings and fly
The depth of love hidden
Away from the light of the day
From prying eyes that understand not
And words that cut to the soul
This beauty so fragile and pure
A special gift for those who care
A magical flight for those who dare
Pause and take the time to see
Beyond the shell to what is hidden away
The beauty is magical; the love so pure
This gift so rare; so precious to behold
The butterfly hidden away and wanting to fly
Copyright (c)2002 xxx x xxxxx
Dedicated 08/15/01 to Heather,
a beautiful butterfly princess with all my love
Across The Pages Of Time
Across The Pages of Time
An ageless dance of love
A melody of joy and laughter
Two souls merge in eternity
Soaring ever higher and higher
Through the mist and veils
The inner light of freedom beckons
Two hearts join as one
Souls entwined through eternity
xxx x xxxxx
Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Warning Bout Funtimeguy!!
I have a warning for all women that come across the man on Fubar. He goes by the name of FUNTIMEGUY or Daniel maybe even Dan, he is from Florida and is very phsycotic. Do not become friends with him he will try to lure you into his friendliness and sweet face, but once he gets you hooked like a fish he will turn on you and start to spread lies about that person just like he is bout me! Do not believe him. He becomes very posessive and wont let you do anything and if you try he will start calling you names and thats when the lies begin flying!! If you have any questions or want to know more about him just look me up or ask my girlfriend Lexy420, she will be able to tell you also how phsyco he really is and thats being nice!!!
Grands! Monkey Bread
Grands! Monkey Bread
Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease 12-cup fluted tube pan with shortening or cooking spray. In large food-storage plastic bag, mix sugar and cinnamon.
Separate dough into 16 biscuits; cut each into quarters. Shake in bag to coat. Arrange in pan, adding walnuts and raisins among the biscuit pieces.
In small bowl, mix brown sugar and butter; pour over biscuit pieces.
Bake 28 to 32 minutes or until golden brown and no longer doughy in center. Cool in pan 10 minutes. Turn upside down onto serving plate; pull apart to serve. Serve warm.
Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense..)
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind'!)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is e
Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes
Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes
1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter, melted
Mint leaves, for garnish
Whipped cream, for garnish
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup peanut butter
1 whole banana
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Combine the cake mix, egg, and butter together and mix well. Pat into a lightly greased glass 13 by 9-inch baking pan. Prepare the filling.
Beat the cream cheese until smooth. Add the eggs and vanilla. Add the peanut butter; beat. Add the banana and butter and mix well. Add the powdered sugar and mix well. Spread over the cake mixture. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes. You want the center to be a little gooey, so do not over bake. Top each cake slice with a mint leaf and dollop of whipped cream
Only Read If You Are A True Friend
COURAGE COMES NOT FROM DENYING FEAR, BUT FROM LOOKING IT SQUARE IN THE EYE AND NOT ALLOWING IT TO DETAIN US.
FOR THOSE OF YOU PLAYERS, HATERS, POSERS, IMPOSTERS, BAND WAGON FANS, AND FAIR WEATHER FRIENDS I HAVE ONLY THIS TO SAY. I MAY NOT ALWAYS BE THE MOST TACTFUL, I MIGHT NOT ALWAYS LISTEN WHEN I SHOULD, BUT AT LEAST I AM FREE TO THINK ON MY OWN. MY ACTIONS TOWARDS OTHERS ARE BASED ON MY INDIVIDUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM AND NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAS TOLD ME WHO IT IS OKAY FOR ME TO BEFRIEND.
SO FOR THOSE OF YOU SWINGING FROM THE COCKS OF OTHERS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET THEM CONTINUE DICTATING WHO YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE. CONTINUE TO BE THE SHEEP IN THEIR FLOCK HERDED AROUND. YOUR OWN SELF WORTH IS APPARENT.
TO ALL WHO KNOW ME TRULY THANK YOU FOR STANDING BY ME REGARDLESS YOU TRULY KNOW THE MEANING OF FAMILY.
Coffee S'more Pie
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/2 stick butter, melted
3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 (5-ounce) can evaporated milk
1/4 cup coffee liqueur
1 (9-inch) graham cracker pie crust
2 cups miniature marshmallows
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a mixing bowl, whisk together eggs and sugar thoroughly combined and pale yellow. Whisk in melted butter, cocoa powder, evaporated milk, and coffee liqueur. Set aside.
Place pie shell on baking sheet and place on an oven rack. Carefully pour in filling. Bake in preheated oven for 45 minutes. About 5 minutes before pie is finished, mound marshmallows in the center of the pie (they will spread as they melt). Continue baking until marshmallows are golden brown.
Let cool slightly. Serve warm.
Spicy Orange Grilled Shrimp
Spicy Orange Grilled Shrimp
2 pounds shrimp jumbo, shelled and deveined
1 cup lime juice fresh
4 Jalapeno peppers, seeded and minced
2 tablespoon tabasco sauce
1/3 cup balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoon black pepper, fresh ground
1/2 cup orange marmalade
1/2 cup peanut oil or corn oil
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 teaspoons salt
4 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped
Mix oil, vinegar, and lime juice together in a sauce pan and heat on a medium setting. Add marmalade, tabasco sauce, salt, and black pepper then mix well.
Add Jalapeno peppers, cilantro, garlic. Remove from heat. Arrange shrimp in a deep glass dish, pour marinade mixture over them, cover, refrigerate for 6-24 hours, then grill until done.
If there hadn’t been you?
A man filled with doubt
Down and out and all alone
A ship tossed and turned
Lost and yearned for a home
A survivor barely surviving
Not sure of his next move
All of this I wouldn’t be if there hadn’t been you
Now a man filled with hope
Who knows where he belongs
A heart filled with love
More than enough to keep it strong
Back to life again
No longer afraid to face the truth
All of this I would have missed if there hadn’t been you
Where would I have been
If you hadn’t been there for me
I made it thought time
Time I would have never made it though if
There hadn’t been you
In my life
On my side
All my dreams would still be dreams
If there hadn’t been you
Calling In Sick - Hilarious !!!
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head.
The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter
A few days ago, I spied a bag of fortune cookies at Minh Anh, the local Vietnamese market (right next to the restaurant Minh Anh, which is teh goodest). I added the fortune cookies to our basket of goodies, and we were on our way. When we got home, J whipped up a thai feast - onions, garlic, bok choy, shrimps, and eggplant simmered in an orgasm-inducing slurry of coconut milk, lemongrass, curry paste, galangal, and fish sauce, topped with bean sprouts.
While J toiled away, I started in on the cookies.
"A secret adventure is in store for you."
"Stop searching. Happiness will come to you."
J cracked into one and instantly grumbled. It wasn't really a fortune, just some hackneyed platitude.
I opened another.
"You will travel far and wide."
Yay! J bitched a bit more, noting that I got all the good fortunes and that his wasn't even a fortune at all.
"Why do you get all the good ones?! Mine suck! There must have been a writer's stri
Im Being Auctioned
go to this site if you want to purchase me http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1936481&albumid=1450135&i=2072760991&idx=21 .
there are many things that you will recieve if you are the winning bidder. none of them are bad and all are good. so please bid on me, and bid high
Painted Love Letter Box
A hand-painted love letter box, with the look of antique lace. It's easy with paper doilies!
Love letters need a special place for safe-keeping. Here is a cozy letter box, with the look of hand-painted, antique lace. It is made easy with paper doily place mats, and a romantic Valentine postcard trimmed with a lace ruffle.
Vintage Valentine postcard (Adobe PDF file), printed on heavy photo paper or cardstock.
Cardboard cigar box.
Embossed paper doily place mats – you might need 3-4.
Ruffled lace trim, about 20”.
Decoupage medium (like Mod Podge).
Spray paint. We used dark red, matte finish.
Craft paints. We used pink, yellow, dark green and medium brown for the antiquing wash.
Oil or water-based polyurethane.
Hot glue gun.
Craft knife (or razor blade) and cutting mat. Scissors will work fine.
Spray paint the cigar box with at least two coats, inside and out. let it dry between coats.
Carefully cut the lacy border from th
Welcome friends... My name is...
What do you wish it to be?
Sorry about the dark
Seems we've forgotten to pay our bill again
Watch your step...
Let me show you around the place we call home
To your left is our memory room
Sorry for the mess (I've been meaning to clean it)
Off to your right is the playroom
My roommates love to play their games there
Whats that? My roomies? oh yea...I'm sorry
Come this way...lets see if they're busy
Ah, here we are... Meet the twins... Craven and Draven
They're a little...dissociative
They don't care for eachother much
Don't worry, They're harmless...I think
Moving on... Let me introduce This One... Call him Legion if you prefer
Whatever you do don't let him see you cry
Shall we continue?
Why are you shaking?
They can't hurt you as long as I'm here...
Shall we?Don't worry, tours almost over...
One last roomie
Careful...don't touch the door
It hates people to touch Its door
This thing we all call The Pet...
Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set
Thinking of someone that I've never met
I wonder does he think of me too
Needless to say I am thinking of you
Wanting you to hold me, to see your face
To take you away to a better place
You feel so right, too good to be true
I just can't stop thinking of you
People who don’t understand may say that I might regret
Losing my heart to a man I've not met
I say there is nothing I can do
I cannot help thinking of you
I believe you were made special for me
But wonder if that could possibly be
I'm tired of being so alone and blue
But I always smile when thinking of you
Internetz - Serious Business...
I saw this while browsing through the BBC News website. When e-drama goes bad!
A man murdered his estranged wife after becoming "enraged" when she changed her marital status on Facebook to "single".
Edward Richardson, 41, of Mayfield Road, Biddulph, was found guilty of stabbing Sarah Richardson to death.
He killed the 26-year-old hairdresser at her parents' home in Brown Lees, Staffordshire, on 12 May, 2008, Stafford Crown Court heard.
Richardson tried to kill himself after the attack and was sentenced to life with a minimum of 17 years in prison.
Fiona Cortese, of the Crown Prosecution Service, said: "Richardson became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his messages.
"He gained entry by breaking the front door window and made his way into the property.
My heart aches within from missing you,
My lips long for the feel of kissing you,
Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin,
To look into your eyes and see deep within,
Just one warm embrace,
Just to look upon your face,
Just one little touch,
From the one I love so much,
If I could gaze upon your smile,
For just a little while,
To know that you miss me too,
As I'm thinking of you,
To hear the sound of you breathe,
Knowing you'll never leave,
To see you walk up to me,
Then embrace you tenderly,
To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling,
And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling,
I sit here alone in my bedroom tonight,
And pray that somehow this all turns out right,
I've never been one to do more taking than giving,
I'm not well off but I work hard for a living,
I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought,
And in lifetime, who would have thought,
That I have found someone who was just meant for me,
Weave A Heart Basket
Weave a Heart Basket with a vintage touch to deliver your Valentine candy. This one is a classic in every way. We call it "Silver Threads Among the Gold."
Here is a simple paper craft so traditional, you probably made it in 2nd grade. Our Heart Basket is dressed up with silver and gold metalic paper, some satin ribbon, and a vintage Valentine "scrap". Add some fancy chocolates, and this is the perfect “door knob” gift from the office Valentine Fairy.
Metalic silver paper, 8.5" X 11"
Metalic gold paper, 8.5" X 11"
Black construction paper, about 5" X 5"
Thin ribbon. We used about 4' of red satin.
Glue stick or paper adhesive
Vintage image, printed on photo paper (here are four to choose from).
Candy. Don't forget the candy.
Copy template shape to silver and gold paper, and cut out one of each. See Tips for a shortcut method.
Weave your heart basket according to the we
Lost in a binding hot shower of stars
My world has contracted me to fit in your arms
I will be enveloped in you and i cannot be saved
As my heart will leap towards you, bound by its cage
Every last nerve ending searing with fire
As my conscience is slowly consumed by desire
The thought of the taste of your lips and the scent of your skin
Where love and the rest of my lfie will begin
And as my last defenses collapse at your feet
I surrender myself in becoming completely complete.
You Let Me Be
You Let Me Be Me
While others tell me I have faults and flaws,
And pick me all apart and criticize,
You love me, sweetheart, just the way I am;
I only see affection in your eyes.
My pesky quirks you only find endearing;
Your perfect mate is what you choose to see;
I love you for a multitude of reasons;
And most of all 'cause you let me be me.
I never have to change to meet your standards;
Acceptance is the greatest gift you give;
I appreciate you for your sweet devotion,
And I’ll love you for as long as we shall live.
I want to see your smile that says the devil may care
I want to see your eyes that say beware
I want to hear that laugh that makes me higher
come to me now, you are my desire
There is a flame that burns down below
there is a pressure that makes it flow
growing out of control, there is a fire
come to me now, you are my desire
I want to run my hands over your soft yet firm curves
I want to kiss the places that hit the right nerves
I want to do the things that take your senses higher
come to me now, you are my desire
I want to touch your face and run my fingers through your hair
I want to be hypnotized by your sexy stare
When I hold you in my arms, I never tire
come to me now, baby you are my desire
I want your kisses where it's a little dirty and seamy
I want your caresses where it makes me all hot and steamy
If I said I don't crave your touch, I'd be a liar
come to me now, you are my desire
I want you to want me the way I want you
if there i
Jerica Faye was born on Jan 15th 2009 @ 9:20 pm she weighed 5 pounds and 12 ounces and was 18 inches long she is doing good an gaining weight fast thanks to all left comments on her new pics.
hugs & kisses
Pink & Jerica
Bigmule's Birthday Train
1. Stop by BigMule's page, rate the Harley Davidson Signs folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well...
Start with this one...
While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Birthday Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag...
2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday BigMule," "Harley Rider's train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train...
3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list...
Framed Love Letter
Guys, here's another Valentine's Day craft that will send your woman shivering and make her melt, according to my wife. Maybe your wife isn't the kind of lady who gets weepy or emotional in a good way over stuff, but this is one present any woman can appreciate. It's like a Best Buy gift card. You might not be a gadget-type person, but there is ALWAYS something a man can get at Best Buy. Anyway, the framed love letter is all you need to put the Valentine's Dinner over the top.
Here's what you'll need:
One large frame, pre-matted, about 14"X 20", shiny black or silver
8 ½" X 11" Blank paper, preferably egg shell colored and heavy matte
Light-pink paper slightly smaller than the frame
Neat handwriting or someone with neat handwriting
If you have the skills, pen and ink or a nice rolling black pen
My generic fill-in-the-blank letter guide
One wallet-sized pic of you two together, black and white
You can get good frames at Michael's or AC Moore's cr
Added To Family...
I've had a few asking lately to be added to my family....
I don't just add anyone to my family because I have some pictures open to family only. Those on my Family list 3 I know in real life for years and years.. the others I added from here because they went out of there way to make me feel special.
I won't just add someone cause they asked , begged or tried to make me feel quilty they added me to theirs.
I will add you because I want too, when I am comfortable with you.
1 cup flour
3/4 to 1 cup water
1 bag of cotton balls
rubber gloves to keep the colors from staining your hands
1. Mix flour and water until it forms a smooth solution. Divide the
solution amongst two or three small bowls and add a few drops of
food coloring of your choice to each bowl.
2. Drop in cotton balls one at a time. Swirl around with your
fingers until completely coated. The cotton balls will keep their
shape but will look puffed up. Carefully lift out and place on a non-
stick or lightly oiled cookie sheet. Do not squeeze, because air is
trapped in the cotton balls and will remain there if they are
handled carefully. Create any shape you want. Be sure that cotton
balls touch each other when you place them on the cookie sheet so
that they will stick together.
3. Bake in a 300 degree fahrenheit oven for 1 hour, or until light
brown and hard to the touch. Do not burn yourself when you test
4. If you want
MY LIFE IS GETTING NO BETTER GOT TO MOVE AGAIN, MY BABY IS SICK I GOT DOUBLE EAR INFECTIONS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WELL LIFE SUCKS SO IM GOING TO BURN ONE!
I Am In An Auction
Hi I'm in an auction, come bid I am worth it!!!!!!! Go to his page and the auction folder I am there!
Breathe, Bleed, Take...
Breathe in (Sucking ash)
Bleed out (Face the crash)
Take it out (Feed me)
Look ahead (See me reflected)
Take my hand (Let the past die)
Open our mind (Let the dead speak)
Listen close (Hear me scream)
Hold me close (Oh My Gods!)
Reach for me (Taste my fear)
Take this from me (Help Me!)
New And Last Yahoo Id
CHANGING MY YAHOO ID AND IT WILL BE MY LAST.
firstname.lastname@example.org add it delte the neoserenity08 one if u got it love u all miss u. love rain.
I have seen several bullys and blogs from some very sweet and dear friends today(I know who you are♥ )
I know its not something that will matter in the long run, but I do appreciate it:)
This was the Bulletin that Mel did for me, just in case it doesn't get seen, but its so purtyful I have to share it:)
This is Jenni! She is an awesome person!
**~~*Jenni*~~** .√iolets.'s ToY@ fubar
Think About It Folks!!
Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago (Jan.20, 2008):
"Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in
"Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times"
"Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, Ordinary Americans get
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Headlines Today, Jan 20, 2009:
"Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $170 million"
"Obama Spends $170 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party"
"Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate"
"Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration"
Yep. There's just nothing like fair & unbiased coverage of the news
As I seek out your voice
My ears are overcome with noise
Enraged mind starts to smoke
Lost my temper again
Sorry about your broken reflection
I've told you so many times
So tired of the same old words (threats)
If it takes breaking you to get through, so be it
I can't take this anymore
This Jokers smile can only cover so much
Push my buttons and see how long it takes
Force me over the edge and we'll satisfy ourselves
Always been curious to see your pain
Living with you has damn near killed me
Are We Having Fun Yet...?
Do you know that you can own a hottie for Valetine's day?
This Valetine's day you get the chance to own a 2nd alarm hottie. Both officers and regular members will be up for auction.
The auction will be held at the 2nd alarm hotties homepage.
More info to come.
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You Can Make Your World.
Your Daily Motivation You Can Make Your World.
Saturday January 24, 2009
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WORLD.
Your intense anticipation of things to come will transform
your possibilities into reality.
Your desires are the precursors of the things that you can have.
They will in time externalize themselves into concrete fact.
Just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat,
weak desires bring weak results.
Live your life with fire and passion.
Always remember, if you care enough for the end result,
you'll almost certainly attain it.
Your reality forms around your commitments.
Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com
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Llama Leveler Of The Day
Support The Troops*Owned by fireforeman* (Llama Leveler)@ fubar
All Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates when done leave a comment below that you have done so.
Got no pictures of the naked self sprawled across the hood of American muscle passed it's prime, veiny and leather-skinned with an IROC Z sticker on the side. My life is a 2 dimensional fourth wall and everybody breaks character and shows up being real and alive and with expectations and baggage and conditional love. We were gonna fuck, weren't we? We didn't really come back here to talk about your abusive husband did we? As long as he's in jail and the bail is that high, moot point darling, let's talk about you and I, let the baby cry, it builds self-reliance. You go in there and breast feed now and the little guy's going to be puckering for the tit well into his forties.
I am not interested in buying your television, or that little baggie of white shards that you're just gonna end up bumming the second I buy it. I don't judge you for smoking that with your kid in the next room, I'm sure it keeps you more alert. I'm sure if you knew a thing or two about me then you'd see t
Although alot of people have auto 11's today. I like to pimp out the people who don't have them everyday.
Jenni is a sweetheart, and has her very first auto 11's.
Show her how much fun they can be. Give her a few minutes of your time. :D
**~~*Jenni*~~** .√iolets.'s ToY@ fubar
Good luck Jenni
Yay! That Was Fun!!
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A SONG IN MY HEAD I CAN'T GET OUT LOL. IT'S A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG (YEAH I KNOW SHUP AND DON'T JUDGE LOL)
BE THE FIRST TO GUESS WHICH SONG IT IS BY COMMENT ON MY PAGE AND WIN A TICKER! EASY!
BUT! PLEASE, YOU MUST HAVE ALSO RATED AND FANNED ME ALSO AND OF COURSE I DO THE SAME BACK.
IT'S JUST ALL IN FUN.
The rain had just stopped falling outside the tent as he tightened her bonds and blindfold. With her wrists tied above her head to the ceiling ridge pole and her ankles spread and tied to stakes driven into the ground, she could barely move. That thrice damned charm of weakening keeps her as weak as any human. This vampire hunter has her at his mercy as the bite gag in her mouth keeps her from sinking her fangs into his throat and the blindfold from her taking control of his mind.
Why doesn’t he stake her and be done with it. Or, if he couldn’t stomach "riding the wood" into a woman, all he would have to do is open the tent to the morning’s sky and she would be dust. Why delay? She hears the blade being drawn, the sharp "sheeng" as it tastes the air. "So it’s to be decapitation," she thinks, and is wrong. The blade doesn’t cut her flesh, but rather, it lightly caresses it as it probes under the light shift she wears. And then a straight cut, a ripping of fabric and she stands nude,
Purina Diet ... It Really Works
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs
Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me
Asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't
Have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
Probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the
Bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
Care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
That it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
Or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
Complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
Practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended
Pms=parked Motorcycle Syndrome
Let me start off by saying this article is rated PG-13. We will be talking about PMS. That’s right, a condition known as Parked Motorcycle Syndrome.
I was sitting on the couch a few days before Christmas looking outside at the snow falling, when it hit me like a rock thrown from a passing car. You could see it coming, but just couldn’t swerve out of the way fast enough. I had ALL the symptoms!
Nervousness, sweaty palms, irritability, pacing back and forth through the house, and the urge to pile up credit card bills from purchasing chrome on every motorcycle internet site I could click on. Ah, safety chrome, the visual beauty that makes our bikes our own, and raises an eyebrow to every oncoming motorist and onlooker lusting to have a bike of their own. I never realized what was causing me to act this way. I thought in the beginning that it was just my aging body. Then I remembered, as a young teen the symptoms started after the purchase of my first motorcycle. I would si
What’s The Point In Even Trying Anymore?
What’s the point in even trying anymore?
Well I am writing this to let everyone know whats going on in my life right now. Ever since my late girlfriend past away back on January of 06 I have been looking for my someone special and I guess it is
just not meant for me to find that someone special. There has been a couple of
time that I thought that I had but I must have done something to screw it up
because now I am still alone. I am posting this here to let all my friends on
here now that care that I will be deleting all my accounts except one and that
is pogo.com because I don’t see any reason to keep putting myself though the
heartbreak and bullsh*t games that I have went though the past 2 and a half years so
I have decided that I am just going to give up even trying. To quote Ozzy Osborne when he was with Black Sabbath in the song paranoid
“I would tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but for me it’s too late”. To
put it more simpler terms I am
Super Sports Weekend
I have to admit I'm falling off a little bit. I don't think I'm the only one though. I'm a Football fan and so with the playoffs and the Super Bowl I think a lot of people think this is a no sports weekend. They would be very wrong. On Thursday I watched Bones for two hours and some of LA Ink and Burn Notice started up. But what I forgot and found out last night was that this week of no NFL playoffs is when they have the Winter X-games http://espn.go.com/action/xgames/ . I tried to watch them last night but was just to worn out to make it. By Friday with what I think are long days I get pretty worn out. But I did catch the end of an hour repeated this morning it was Snow Mobile best trick. Levi LaValle attempted a Double Back flip it was Amazing he did land it but didn't ride away so he gets no points it was still fun to watch, he didn't try the trick again he said he wasn't able to try it again but still amazing. To see when more sports are on http://espn.go.com/actio
I need one of my friends that is friends with Not Tellin to tell her to send me a friend request.
I got rid of her when I did the mass delete and now I can't get to her profile to add her back :(
Guilty Dog Barks
THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE HERE FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP. NOT HERE FOR DATING.NOT HERE FOR THE ''HOOKUPS''. JUST BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT PAST FANTASY AND MET OTHER PEOPLE FROM THE NET AND SCREWED THEM THEREFORE RUINING WHAT "FANTASY" IS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT DOESNT MEAN THE REST OF US HAVE DONE IT TOO. SO KEEP ON BARKING BECAUSE ALL IT DOES IS TELL ON YOURSELF AND YOUR ACTIONS THEY ARE WORTH A MILLION WORDS.
You Are A Keeper
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat,
No more "just one minute."
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say
"I Love You."
So while we have it, it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage and friendships and children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents.
We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with.
There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.
Life is important and so are the people we know. And so, we keep them.
My Ex Husband Had The Balls To Ask....
This will be long- so I married him when I was just 18, he started abusing me on our wedding night. Stupid me, no one else to blame but myself for staying.
We had three kids. He abused me throughout our marriage- I finally got the courage up to leave him after 9 years. I filed for divorce, I had custody, he had visitation. He was ordered to pay $349 for three children. Fine- I was not trying to break him.
One year after our divorce, I remarried. My new husband died shortly after we were married, and I went a little crazy. The kids went to stay with their dad and his gf in April 1999. I got myself together and went back to get them, he refused to give them back to me. I was able to get a court order to force him to return them to me in Dec 2000.
From then on, they have lived with me full time, except for the two times I let them go visit him, both times he would not send them home, I had to take him back to court each time and have the judge threaten him with jail
I Got Bucks & Bling!!
I've got money and bling with your name on it!!!!
It's so easy...so here's the deal.
I really wanna level and get past this level and make it to Godmama asap! So I've got several ways for you to get Bucks and bling!
Below are links to some of my folders. Click em and rate em! Easy $5,000 for 10's during Happy Hour and 10,000 for 11's during Happy Hour! Thats easy right! I will be giving out some random blings as well!
Or you can garentee yourself a bling, a drink & $50,000 FuBucks by rating all my pics!! (NSFW is excluded)
PM me when you finish for Fubucks and Keep rating to get that bling! I already gave out 2 before even posting this!!!
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Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
A lot of times I question myself I see traits in me common to my astrological sign. every now and then I do research and I'm amazed at what I come up with.. Here's what I find today------------
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. As the eighth sign in the zodiac, Scorpio is associated with the astrological house number 8, which is associated with natural Scorpio matters - birth, death, transformation, deeply committed relationships of all kinds, and the occult and psychic matters.
Scorpio also has associations with three animal symbols: the scorpion, the snake, and the phoenix (or Eagle). Each sign represents different levels of power related to personal strength, individual power, and even intimidation based on cultural associations with these different animals. All three symbols indicate the fierce determination of the Scorpio symbol
well recently, I have been feeling extremely agitated. So much so that I have taken myself out of "life". Do I know the root cause of it, I think I do, and I have been trying extremely hard to deal with it. But it seems harder and harder everyday to deal with it. things seem to be getting bigger and I feel like I'm making a huge deal out of nothing. But I do know if I don't get a handle on things and get really get this feeling under control, I am going to have a major blow up and it will be over completely nothing. I am not sure how to even open the subject up to the love of my life to even think of letting him in on how I feel without it sounding condescending and unloving. I do have a journal and I do write about it all, but it doesn't seem to help much it seems to make it worse. It is even affecting my meditation and my card readings. I do think there is some stress involved with work that I am not attending to, but I can't attend to it till Monday when there is a plant wi
i am going crazy trying to fig out how i am going to get my car paid off by june of 09. i am trying to fig out how i can make extra money on my days off of work, but not sure what to do cuz i am always tired now since i started working. i want to move back to florida by june but won;t be able to do that if i can't get my car paid off by then, and yea i WAS counting on my tax return but as it seems i am not getting much back..300 if i am lucky.
if anyone has any ideas please share them with me. ty
Just A Couple Things
ok just wanted to let everyone know that when I rate photos I don't just go through and rate every single one just to get and give points. I rate photos that are interesting, different, funny etc. Nothing personal I just don't see the sense in "blind" rating. If you rate my photos I want your rates to mean you liked them, not just that you were speeding through them just to put in a rate.
Also I understand the point of private albums and it is fine by me, but I don't understand the point of making 3/4 of your albums private. Seems a bit weird to me. If the majority of your albums are private I may not rate you and I most likely will not return to your page. Nothing personal I just think it makes no sense to make pictures of say Tigers private. It's a bit strange and rather alienating in my estimation. If you don't want me to look at and rate tigers then I'll stay clear of your page.
So Fubarian friends have a fantasticle day.
I could be your stalker, I wouldn’t touch you just watch….
You switch your light on I see your body and the clothes hanging loose from your slim shapely figure. I watch you stand infront of the mirror watching yourself playing with your long flowing hair, your fingers swirling around it. A pearl neckless hangs loose around your neck, I see it sitting there your neck so slim line and soft, both hands move around to the back and you unclasp it, slowly the neckless is laid across the table.
You so good standing there so fuckable right now, watching your body move making me feel weak at the knees my heart pounding fast.
I watch you move from side to side adirming your curvy body, wondering what the inner you was like. Long brown wavey hair hangs down your back so soft and silky, you move and start feeling your neck. You keep playing with your hair while your fingers softly stroke your neck, slowly you move my eyes following with you as you touch inch after inch. A flinching and g
Why In The Hell
why in the hell do women feel that they have to play people in order to get what they want. is it not enough to be honest with people and be straight forward especially when the guy is willing to give them any and everything they have?
A Gift, Forever Lost.
A gift, forever lost
It looks so small and fragile now it‘s almost nothing. A mere figment of what it once was. Pieces crumble into dust, you see the tiny cracks and rips. You wonder what kind treatment it took to have been left in such a state of destruction. It was once whole, and entrusted to him.
Walls were broke down and turned into rubble. Light, joy and thoughts of a happy future starting coming into view. Soft words spoken as promises where whispered. Sacrifices made that caused hurt to such a delicate thing. But they were made out of love. As tears dangled at the edge of her eyes. Her eyes, a window only he seemed to have looked into. They showed all the past hurts,pains and heartaches. He made them vanish with his love.
He told her he had waited his whole life for her. He gave her patience, kindness, and dare she thought even real love. They had mingled into one at times. Sharing the same actions, thoughts and words. They even tried to come up with subjects they w
wow, back on here properly for less than a week (I'm still catching up guys, you lot in my family/friends know i love ya all, and i'll get round to messaging you all ^_^) and already I've had more retards than I can be bothered to count.. here's todays idiot.. in the oh so lovely shoutbox.. -_-
"raiders0934: im naked on cam wanna see"
my reply.. just so its fair..
->raiders0934: LMFAO... god no... lol..
well.. thats a fantastic welcome back.. lmfao.. I'm sure I'll have lots more to post soon for whoever the 478 people are who actually read this section O_O
Just rolls off the tongue nicely
half-wit (hfwt, häf-)
A foolish or stupid person.
1. half-wit - a person of subnormal intelligence
changeling, cretin, idiot, imbecile, moron, retard
mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense)
simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense
2. half-wit - a stupid incompetent person
dimwit, doofus, nitwit
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense
I have often thought on how our senses define the
world around us, and how more importantly, they
affect and determine our view, our relation and
interaction to things and more importantly
Thinking of that ,I remembered of something I did some time ago.
One day, I came out of a college I was studying, with two friends of mine. I was wearing sunglasses at the time.
As I was walking I noticed that the sky was overcast and it was actually drizzling slightly.
I thought to myself, only pompous idiots and blind people would wear sunglasses in this weather.
I assume most people, at this point would have taken the sunglasses off if they had this thought at all.
Instead I thought: So if I keep wearing them, people will think I am blind. Then I thought, How would it be if I was blind?.
I turned around to one of my friends and told him:
"I need you to hold my hand and guide me, I will keep my eyes closed and be blind until we get to the cafe we're goi
Rivals Break With Bbc In Gaza Row
Rivals break with BBC in Gaza row
The BBC's argument is not credible, says Douglas Alexander
ITV and Channel 4 are to air a charity appeal for Gaza which the BBC has declined to broadcast.
ITV said its move came after "the majority of broadcasters" reached a consensus. The BBC, ITV and Sky had previously agreed not to show the film.
A cabinet minister urged broadcast of the Disasters Emergency Committee film to recognise "immense human suffering".
The BBC has said it could compromise its impartiality. A protest has been held at Broadcasting House in London.
About 200 people gathered outside the building, and chants of "BBC, shame on you" were heard as a petition was handed in to the corporation.
Veteran politician Tony Benn, a speaker at the protest, said: "Before the sun sets in London tonight the BBC will give way."
Andrew Burgin, of the Stop the War coalition, said: "Because of this decision, people in Gaza will die. They will not receive the amount o
Ok.. All My Real Friends.. Here..
OK THIS IS WHAT MY EX BOY WRITE ME TODAY... HE SAID.. IM..
was with you guys hollad at you but you were too fat for me.so i tried to avoid sex.so u see it whats the person you with think not what other people think.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW.. IF I AM.. YEA IM HAVIN ISSUSES.. WITH MY WEIGHT.. IM HAVIN A BIG ISSUSE.. I NEVER BEEN THIS BIG.. BUT.. DAMN.. FUCK... I KNOW THAT IM THAT UNATTRACTED..
Update On "request For Prayers"
A warrant for his arrest was issued on Fri 1/23/09
Thank you everyone for your love and prayers. You all mean so much to me! Your kindness and friendship has helped me be strong for my daughter to help her get through this dark time.
I'm Up For Grabs!
So I'm in my second ever auction and I would love it very much if you could drop by. Even if it's not to make a bid, I also need the photo to be rated!
So just stop by and drop a rate! All love will be returned. Thanks Everyone!
TAKE ME THERE!
Change Is Good
So I created my account on here in October but didn't get active until December. And I got active with vigor. I did what alot of people do when they first get on here. I looked and rated as many pics as I could, rated the blogs and stash, and blinged, fanned, friend'd, gifted and so on like a madman. And it was fruitful in relationship to the motivation. To enjoy what the site has to offer for someone looking to get into trouble and level. Then I did, what I expect alot of people do as well. I started to come to the realization that much of this is faux. And if you take it seriously, then you are headed for dramatic results. And I got them. As a result my reaction to the praise, the rank, and the "love" began to morph into disgust and a general feeling of distrust. Which is not me. I trust and I prefer that approach. Perhaps not the best way to be in life and certainly not here, but the alternative has never had much merit to me.
So I've evolved on fubar. Removed t
->Dromer: no, gettin my junk cut off; in exchange for an elephant vagina
Dromer: u getting 2 be a guy?
->Dromer: no, for my sex change operation
Dromer: so why staying there??
->Dromer: well, thats the truth, i cant help it
Dromer: lol.. yes it did
->Dromer: did it sound angry?
Dromer: about liking balls and fucking monkeys
->Dromer: what attitude?
Dromer: WOW... chill out girl... did i do something 2 bring that attitude?
->Dromer: yes, i like having my balls licked
Dromer: just once?
Dromer: every day?
->Dromer: no, monkeys sex is pretty good tho
Dromer: u are kidding me
->Dromer: i am starving and getting raped by monkeys every day
Dromer: Awsome, how is life there?
->Dromer: i live in Zimbabwe
Lost: hehe , i can't say that i blame him.
Dromer: so u live in Rusia or smewhere else?
Dromer: that russian girls are the most beautifull in the world
->Dromer: whats that?
Dromer: well at least one of the two things they say about rus
Drinking With Coworkers..
I haven't drank since Christmas, but that changed last night when I went to Karaoke with some friends. I bought a beer or two for a few friends and ill be honest, my list was 2 Heineken, 2 Bacardi and cokes, a shot of buttershot rum, and a long island ice tea, over the course of 4 hours. I didn't get sick, but I got bold... but didn't lose my sense of morals. I was around a lot of coworkers and there was one imparticular who came blitzed. She couldn't walk right and she was basically stripper dancing to half the songs, hooting, hollering, loud. She almost burned me with her cigarette.
I thought about my long distance partner a lot last night. I missed her, and hoped she was missing me as well.
There's a barrier in me, a mental one where I just... I don't know my value. I don't know what I'm worth to who and my value is questioned in my mind. I think about it more often when drinking, but i do as well, when sober. I just question my worth, which leads to questioning what I'm wor
The Glimpse Of Change.
I was walking in Athens center with my sister the other day,
in a street called Ermou full of shops, and I was on the lookout for a shoe shop,
because I needed a new pair of sport shoes.
My eye fell on a shop front that held promise and we walked in.
As we entered, just inside the front door was a man, a new employee, who was acting as a greeter.
About 25-27 years old, He was wearing leather shoes, black trousers and a white shirt. Which was in line with the seriousness of the store, which among other things also sells suits.
Yet when I looked in his face to ask him where the shoe section was, to my surprise, I noticed he had an eyebrow piercing.
Since you won't know this, Dear reader, Greece is a conservative country and you would not get a guy having a visible piercing of ANY type in a store that sells suits.
So I ask him where the shoe section is and he tells me. Our interaction could have ended there.
I would have gone, bought or not bought shoes, and mayb
The 08' Summer Got No Better.... Sunday August 31st
Note: Originally posted on my myspace profile August of 2008
So the summer got no better after the cath
Those who know me personally and know the details of my story, which isn't many by the way. Even my close friends don't know the whole story with me. Such is the life of a recluse. Anyway, those who do know the particulars of my relationship with Scott know the details of the later stages of his life and my relationship with him. I won't elaborate on his last years as it serves no usefull purpose to those who are not aware of it. If your my friend and you ask I would probably fill you in.
The relationship wasn't stellar to put it mildly. But he was my brother and as such, his loss made an impact. For those who don't know already, Scott died of renal failure which led to heart failure and he also had a stroke. He was without oxygen for an indeterminate amount of time and even if that had not been a factor in his death, his life would have been without any quality b
Note: originally posted on my myspace page June of 2008
Allright, so the cath went ok. I did have one stent installed in a blocked artery and angioplasty to enlarge another that was too narrow for a stent. Only one real scary thing in the whole deal and that was in recovery when they have to put pressure when they pull out the applicator, which looks sort of like a big syringe. Well I had been laying still for about an hour and was starting to freak out a bit already. I can't stay still for that long on my back. So they gave me loratabs and a shot of morphine. He pulled back and said "uh oh, it's swelling". Not good. Well he put basically his entire frame on my incision and I came out of the bed even on the morphine. So another big shot of morphine and a xanax later and I was ok. Private room for the night with shit hanging all off me and nurse checks for BP and blood every couple hours. All in all it wasn't too bad. I just got the Account summary yesterday. forty f
Paying The Piper
Note: This was originally posted on my myspace profile in June of last year (2008)
So for the last 20 plus years, I am have smoked on and off, drank like a fish at times, polluted my body with any number of illicit narcotics (but not for over a decade for the record), and had possibly the worst diet in the history of the human species.
Tomorrow I get to pay for my sins. A couple of weeks ago I was diagnosed with high blood pressure and my Dr. had me undergo a stress test and a nuclear image of my heart.
Today I had my consult with the cardiologist and the result is a heart cathertization and likely stents implanted in the arteries around my heart. It's low risk but you know, there will be a tube from my groin in and around my heart. It aint a bed of roses.
But the most troubling is the lifestyle change that will follow. I can quit smoking without any problems, and quit drinking for the most part as well. It's the dietary change that scares me. I just don't see it.
Still tired..Actually exausted at the moment..Still wishing it was Monday.
Wake me up on Monday. =P
hi how is every one to day
A Mother's Love
A MOTHERS LOVE
by HELEN STEINER RICE
A MOTHERS LOVE IS SOMETHING
THAT NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN-
IT IS MADE OF DEEP DEVOTION
AND OF SACRIFICE AND PAIN.
IT IS ENDLESS AND UNSELFISH
AND ENDURING, COME WHAT MAY.
FOR NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT
OR TAKE THAT LOVE AWAY.
IT IS PATIENT AND FORGIVING
WHEN ALL OTHERS ARE FORSAKING,
AND IT NEVER FAILS OR FALTERS
EVEN THOUGH THE HEART IS BREAKING.
IT BELIEVES BEYOND BELIEVING
WHEN THE WORLD AROUND CONDEMNS,
AND IT GLOWS WITH ALL THE BEAUTY
OF THE RAREST,BRIGHTEST GEMS.
IT IS FAR BEYOND DEFINING,
IT DEFIES ALL EXPLANATION,
AND IT STILL REMAINS A SECRET
LIKE THE MYSTERIES OF CREATION-
A MANY-SPLENDORED MIRACLE
WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND
AND ANOTHER WONDROUS EVIDENCE
OF GOD'S TENDER,GUIDING HAND.
CHILDREN, OBEY YOUR PARENTS IN THE LORD,
FOR THIS IS RIGHT. "HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER"
( THIS IS THE FIRST COMMANDMENT WITH A PROMISE ),
"THAT IT MAY BE WELL WITH YOU AND THAT YOU MAY
LIVE LONG ON THE EARTH."
IM SICK and tired of all the games i am not lookin for a man im lookin for fun$$$$$ ok so dont come at me with that wierd stuff thank you ......
you can contact me at email@example.com
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
Why is it that we have enough will power to destroy?
But not enough to Build?
Why is it that there's enough religion in the world to seperate people and cause wars?
But not enough to unite and bring Peace?
Why is it that people agree to disagree?
Why can't people just look at it from a different perspective?
Why can one person love another?
And the other can't accept and Love them back?
Why do people hate other people just because of their Skin tone?
Why can't people just unite?
Why does it take a tragedy to Unite people?
Why can't people be that united all the time?
Why don't people act?
Rather than just talk about acting?
In The Words Of Tupac
In the Depths Of my Solitude
In the event of my demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope I die for a princeple
Or a belief that I have lived for
I will die before my time
Beacause I feel the shadow's depth
So much I wanted to acomplish
Before I reached my death
I have to come to grips with the possibility
And wiped the last tear from my eyes
I loved all who were positive
In the event of my demise
Website Designer Wanted
WEBSITE set-up designer required IMMEDIATELY.
The website has been started,a name and site picked.Just need someone with experience at inserting links,banners,pictures,slot for advertising,etc.
This website needs to be up and online AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Would like someone with experience,and samples to show!
If interested,free advertising and exposure,or other benefits available for discussion.
Death In The Family
So, my bird, whom I've had for years now finally kicked the bucket. Now dove's are pretty fragile and don't always last that long. He had a full dish of food, full water and was alive last night. I held him only two days ago. I'm sad, yes. I'm keeping my composure. Karma is irreplacable and I will always hold him close to my heart.
I've decided to celebrate his life rather then mourn his death. He was well taken care of (90% of the time) yes at my mothers there were times I forgot to feed him but since hes been here between matt and I he was spoiled and out constantly. He got to go outside a few times, see the sun in the summer, feel it on his wings. He knew tricks and loved people. He was the gentlest bird I've ever had.
Now not to sound like an asshole, I will be getting a new bird. NOT to replace him but because I've had a bird in my life as long as I could remeber. Oscar(my cockatiel) was in my life from age 5 until he passed when I was in college, I got Karma not long after, S
Saturday January 24th..Tired as hell got 3 hours sleep. Still waiting for Monday 5:50 EDT to finally be able to pick up my fiance Dustin from the bus depot. I wish I could speed up time.
I will keep you all up to date on how things go when he move in with me. I love my southern hottie.
See you soon Dustin. I love you with all my heart. *kiss*
Drummer, Bassist, Maybe A Singer And Guitarist?
lookin for a drummer and bassist for sure right now....
gonna need a singer if someone comes around good enough...possibly another guitarist since i cant really do backing vox and play at the same time well haha.
influences.... snot, cky, amon amarth, black sabbath, pantera, slayer, chimaira etc etc...
ive got quite a bit of original stuff written in midi as well as some samples on my phone that i did while bored.
firstname.lastname@example.org or drop me a line on here... hell leave a comment even.
http://www.putfile.com/Colera667 i think has some midi files on there... plus 2 trax of me actualy playing from a while back.
Auto 11s While I'm Camping!
Tulsa's Angel Has Auto 11s Running!
Spank Me Hard While I'm Scout Camping With My Son!
Help Me Level While You Help Yourself Level!
Be Sure To Send A Message So I Can Spank You Back!
Auto 11s Are Up! Get Your Points Here!
All the words that you have spoken,
all the lies that you have told,
all the secrets you kept hidden,
playing your game is getting old..
I wanted to believe you word for word,
everything you have ever said,
you made me think I was beautiful,
now knowing it was all just in my head..
I was just a damn pawn to you,
in a game you try and play so well,
for all your lies and meaningless words,
I hope you rot in hell..
ps. save me a seat.. lol ;)
Where's The Bar?
So I signed up for this site, Fubar.com. Although the 'point' of site still eludes me it has virtual beer and virtual drunkenness, so it must be good, right?
Perhaps I'll use this blog to pen my virtually drunken escapades, my adventures in this pixelated world. Or perhaps it will go the same was as MySpace and become a force for evil...
...Stay tuned to find out.
Breathe in, Breathe out.
One foot and then the other,
and eventually the sceanery will change.
I tell myself, everyday,
Across a thousand miles
But internal sceanery remains the same.
I am still walking through the shadow that you cast.
Still see before me those eyes that caught me
Like some Le Brea creature
Slow drowning when I try to breathe
in, breathe out.
I tell myself when the banshee wail of a distant train echoes through the lonely night
and memory comes calling so convincingly
that everything is okay but without the rise and fall of your chest against my back,
I suffocate,Unable to breathe in,breathe out.
I tell myself to let the pain flow through,
my only option, since nothing known to man
can ease the pain.
Like phantom limb syndrome, I still feel you
Long after amputations scars have healed.
Long after foot, in front of foot, in front of foot,has taken me away.
Poem By Tammy C.
Ultimate Quote Of The Day!
Ultimate Quote of the day!
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
I Can Say I'm Sorry
I wrote a mums today and posted it but i guess i was wrong to write it about women smokers . I meant no harm by it but i guess i offend a lot of people . So i deleted it . I guess i should have worded it a little better then how i did . I meant to say how would it look like to see celeberty women smoking like Beyounce , Opra , Julia Roberts , JoLo , Sandra Bullock , ect would it make them kind of women look trashy you think to see them smoke ? And i pissed a few people off i got some people calling me a worn out out haggered . Tell me somthing how can people be so hatefull and so crule to others . Does any one not have feelings any more in this world . I guess i wasnt carefull of how i had worded it . I didnt mean to offend any one by it . And i wasn't being a hater on smokers as i was accused . i use to be a smoker and its a very hard habbit to quite . so if any ones trying to quite I give you all my blessing in making your goal . there was some very hurtfull remarks made to me . Bu
Veteran Psychiatrist Calls Liberals Mentally Ill , Publishes Extensive Study On 'psychological Causes Of Political Madness'
Just when liberals thought it was safe to start identifying themselves as such, an acclaimed, veteran psychiatrist is making the case that the ideology motivating them is actually a mental disorder.
"Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded," says Dr. Lyle Rossiter, author of the new book, "The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness." "Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave."
While political activists on the other side of the spectrum have made similar observations, Rossiter boasts professional credentials and
( a life virtually free of activism and links to "the vast right-wing conspiracy.")
For more than 35 years he has diagnosed and treated more than 1,500 patients as a board-certified clinical psychiatrist and
I hate passing out at work. But I was so tuh erd...
I have recently found a method of sleeping at work (10 min power naps do it for me): I open a drawer, and use it as a prop for my legs. Almost like a bed :)
Chicken & Tortilla Enchilada Bake
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 15 minutes
Cook: 20 minutes
1 jar (17.5 oz.) Pace® Enchilada Sauce
9 corn tortillas (6")
2 cups cooked chicken, shredded or chopped
2 cups shredded Mexican cheese blend
PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spread 1/4 cup enchilada sauce in bottom of 9" pie plate.
POUR remaining enchilada sauce into shallow dish. Dip 3 tortillas into sauce to coat. Place in pie plate, overlapping as needed. Top with half of chicken and 1/2 cup cheese. Dip 3 more tortillas in enchilada sauce and place on top. Top with remaining chicken and 1/2 cup cheese. Dip remaining tortillas in enchilada sauce and place on top. Spread with remaining enchilada sauce.
BAKE 25 min. Top with remaining cheese and bake until cheese melts. Cut into wedges
Sweet 'n' Spicy Barbecued Brisket
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Marinate: 8 hours
Prep: 10 minutes
Cook: 5 hours
5 lb. trimmed beef briskets
Salt and ground black pepper
1 tbsp. garlic powder
2 cups Pace® Chunky Salsa
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce
Pepperidge Farm® Classic Sandwich Buns with Sesame Seeds OR Pepperidge Farm® Farmhouse Premium White Rolls with Sesame Seeds
Season brisket with salt, black pepper and garlic powder and place in 3-quart shallow baking dish. Mix salsa, brown sugar and Worcestershire and spread over brisket. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
Bake covered, at 300°F. for 4 1/2 to 5 hours or until tender. Slice or shred brisket and serve with juices on rolls
My First Auction!!! Ends Sunday!
Ok long story short..I got screwed by miscommunication and now the first auction I've ever been in ends SUNDAY and I have no bids!!
Own me for a month! ;)
Click on the pic to bid!! :)
Monterey Chicken Tortilla Casserole
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 15 minutes
Bake: 40 minutes
1 cup coarsely crumbled tortilla chips
2 cups cubed cooked chicken OR turkey
1 can (about 15 ounces) cream-style corn
3/4 cup Pace® Picante Sauce
1/2 cup sliced pitted ripe olive
1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
Chopped green or red pepper
Directions:Heat the oven to 350°F.
Layer the crumbled chips, chicken, corn and picante sauce in a 1-quart casserole. Top with the olives and cheese.
Bake for 40 minutes or until the mixture is hot and bubbling. Top with the pepper. Serve with the chips.
San Antonio Shrimp & Shells Salad
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 25 minutes
Chill: 2 hours
2/3 cup Pace® Picante Sauce
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves
3/4 tsp. ground cumin
1/3 of a 1-pound package medium shell-shaped pasta (about 1 3/4 cups), cooked and drained
1 medium green pepper, cut into 2-inch strips
2 green onions, sliced
1 lb. fresh or thawed frozen medium shrimp, cooked, peeled and deveined
1 1/2 cups cherry tomatoes cut in half
Stir the picante sauce, mayonnaise, cilantro and cumin in a large bowl.
Add the pasta, pepper, onion and shrimp and stir to coat. Cover and refrigerate mixture for 2 hours. Stir in the tomatoes.
Tip: Stirring the fresh tomatoes in at the end prevents them from getting grainy while in the refrigerator.
Sweet & Spicy Chicken Wings
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 10 minutes
Bake: 55 minutes
1 cup Pace® Picante Sauce
1/4 cup honey
1/2 tsp. ground ginger
12 chicken wings (tips removed) OR 24 chicken drumettes
Mix picante sauce, honey and ginger.
Cut wings in half at joints to make 24 pieces. Toss wings with picante sauce mixture. Place in foil-lined shallow baking pan.
Bake at 400°F. for 55 minutes or until glazed and done, turning and brushing often with sauce during last 30 minutes.
Smokin' Texas Chili
From: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 15 minutes
Cook: 1 hour 45 minutes
Ingredients2 tbsp. olive oil
1 1/2 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak or top round steak, 3/4-inch thick, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 medium onion, chopped (about 1/2 cup)
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 cups Pace® Chunky Salsa, any variety
1/2 cup water
1 tbsp. chili powder
1 tsp. ground cumin
1 can (about 15 ounces) red kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves
Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a 6-quart saucepot over medium-high heat. Add the beef in 2 batches and cook until it's well browned, stirring often. Remove the beef from the saucepot.
Add the remaining oil and heat over medium heat. Add the onion and cook until it's tender. Add the garlic and cook for 30 seconds.
Add the salsa, water, chili powder and cumin. Heat to a boil. Return the beef to the saucepot. Stir in the beans. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 1 hour. Uncover an
One Flaw In Women
"One Flaw In Women "
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, si
You're an idiot, go die.
Yes you, "babyjesus" Go take your pedo shit and die in a fire.
This Is How I Pay For My Bling Packs
I just wanted to let all of you know how I'm able to buy bling packs while low on cash. The site below is incredibly easy to earn cash. They send out checks every month on the 15th. All you have to do is earn a minimum of $20.00 before the end of the previous month. So If I earn at least $20.00 during any month, the following month on the 15th my check is sent. I've spent nothing out of pocket/no credit card needed/no sign up fee's of any kind. I earned over $50.00 in the first hour I was on the site. I'll use the check I get this month to buy bling packs :) I have a few other sites I've been using to buy my bling but this one is by far the easiest and pays on a regular basis. There is so much I didn't mention, I have to get to bed, lol. I'll write more about this later. Feel free to ask me any questions, I'm always happy to help :) Please, take a second to check out the site, let me know what you think of it. I'm interested in all feedback both good & bad.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful!
Between 23 & 29, a woman is like Europe , well developed & open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 30 & 40, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.
Between 40 & 50, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm & desirable place to visit.
Between 50 & 60, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious & all conquering past.
Between 60 and 70, a woman is like Israel, has been through war & doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of
Between 70 & 75, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 75, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past & the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit & a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 7 & 70, a m
Crank it up...read another book by ellen hopkins. It's called Crank. I'm serious, start reading them. But she was dumb,dumb,dumb and I feel no sympathy for the main character.
I chipped a tooth yesterday, hurt like the dickens..... get me out of here.
lol does anyone know where that's from?
Cinderella Is Finally Going To The Ball
Well 2009 has proven to be a better year so far and with I news I got earlier has made it the best year ever for me.
See many are upset about Obama becoming the president but I personally as of today I am glad he is in office.
Ok let me explain why...
As many people know I am disabled and was born with a rare genetic disorder called Morquio Syndrome which affects the skeletal and muscular systems of my body. On top of not growing I suffer from many medical problems. Well all my life doctors said there was no cure or hope of me ever getting better. They even went as far to say I would not live to see my 30th birthday. Well I am about to turn 32 in March and well Obama made a dream come true for me.
He has went ahead and approved Stem Cell Research. Once this goes through my doctor said I am top of his list to get it done. Stem Cell will replace the chromosome I am missing in my genetic link, if successful then all problem caused by Morquio Syndrome will be reversed. No more
Getting To Know Me1) Hair ColorCurrently bleached orangey-brown, but it changes like ma underwear!2) Height5'93) Right or Left HandedRight, but trained myself to write with left hand when I was bored4) Your WeaknessGood looking men and sweet tasting food5) Your FearsFailure, death6) Your Most Overused PhraseI feel that 7) Thoughts First Waking UpWhere's my coffee?!8) Your Best Physical FeatureBoobs9) Your BedtimeWhenever, typically at around 11 (up late tonight!) :-)10) Pepsi or CokePepsi11) McDonalds or Burger KingMcDonalds12) Ice Cream or YogurtIce Cream, although Yogurt with fruit on it is good13) Pizza or ChinesePizza, I love my Italiano!14) Cappuccino or CoffeeCappuccino15) Chocolate or VanillaVanilla16) Been ArrestedNo17) Do You SmokeRarely18) Do You DrinkYes19) Do You SwearYes20) Do You SingPoorly21) Have You Been In Lov
Gimme Your Honest Opinion..lol
OK quick one everybody. I just got a comment today from a woman saying that I would look much better with a little hair on my head. Although I do prefer being bald, the thought has crossed my mind. So to make this a mumm blog sHould I
A. grow the weeds back
B. Stay with the bald look and keep shining this badboy
Your answers will be greatly appreciated...LMAO
Which Is Smarter?
I'm kinda curious which is smarter and the better rider. I'm betting on the twin in the glasses. He has a much more realistic look. The one without glasses looks part weasel! I'm betting the one without glasses prefers to ride and suck banana's!ROTFLMMFAO
The Under 30 Crowd
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay
a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of
thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you
don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the library and
Why Why Why?
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always whi te?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have mater
It happens again.... the man sleeps and I sit here... bored out of my mind... need to find something entertaining... *grabs shot*
At least there is always alchol here. lol
First Act Of Stupidity This Term
This was a message sent to me of great importance. I feel that it should be heard. He said that he supported traditional marriage and now this. He is straddling the fence in his point of view. He sights that it is because of civil rights but does he think of the millions that support traditional marriage and how this will be making us swallow a bitter pill and forcing us to accept something that goes against what we believe in too. It is not right and I do not like that he lied. How about you?
January 21, 2009
Less than 24 hours into the new administration, President Obama is sending America a radical new message about marriage.
Updated just minutes after the inauguration, the new Obama White House website declares "we need to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act," instantly jeopardizing the marriage laws of 45 states, including constitutional amendments in 30 states where voters have recently acted to give marriage the greatest protection possible at t
I Am Amazed!
Well a friend of mine reccommended me to a website where you get free offers on things. Nothing really special,I came accross a free offer on there of 3 free bottles of Acai Berry Supplements. Im thinking.....ok? are you serious? Thought it was just some sort of trickery. My sister in law was talking about those not long ago so i thought what the hay,lets try it and see. Well i just wanted ot share with you all that i did get the 3 free bottles in the mail today.These supplements are amazing apparently.I remember hearing about it on Oprah. Anyway....thought i would share this with u all incase you were interested as well. They have other offers too,, even LUBE..LOL..
Heres the website if you were interested
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
The scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than thirty years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he would be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he had been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million, she then showed him certificates of deposits issue
there within the darkness new
i felt my tremble....i fear losing you
if night falls deep as a shadow life grows
then where can my star light~when clouds come~
my galaxie goes....
life is love....my angel above....
the butterflies beckon....
and i am so saddened....
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife an d the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
And Then The Fight Started...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
there is a different from being shallow and your preference
for one preference means what you want and not what you get
being shallow means you are focusing on the exterior of a person and not what's important and that is what KIND of person someone is
sometimes the person you've always been looking for comes in a package you might not expect it to, but if you're only looking for what YOU want you may miss out on the right person altogether
One Of Those Stupid/cute Quizzes
Getting To Know Me1) Hair Colorcurrently several2) Height5'4 1/23) Right or Left Handedright4) Your Weaknessnot nearly bitchy enough5) Your Fearsnot making a difference6) Your Most Overused Phrase??7) Thoughts First Waking Updo I have time to hit snooze?8) Your Best Physical Featureeyes9) Your Bedtimewhenever I make it to bed10) Pepsi or CokeDiet Pepsi11) McDonalds or Burger KingMcDonalds12) Ice Cream or YogurtIce Cream13) Pizza or ChinesePizza14) Cappuccino or CoffeeEspesso Truffle15) Chocolate or VanillaCHOCOLATE16) Been Arrestedmaybe.17) Do You Smokeyes18) Do You Drinkyes19) Do You Swearfuck no20) Do You Singfrequently ... usually in the car & shower21) Have You Been In LoveWhat time is it?22) Do You Believe in Yourself
New Wine For Seniors
New Wine for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
Tax Refunds On Donations 4 Spotlight
As most of you know, I am taking donations 4 spotlight for breast cancer awareness...see other blogs for details. The thing I have heard the most from people who want to but haven't is the 20% rate FuPal adds to the transaction. Taking effect today, I will be giving that 20% back as a tax deductible rebate for helping me out, so if you donated 10000000 to me for example, you'd get 200000 back. So feel free to have that burden raised from your shoulders and as always, think pink.
Pimp Out Blog #14*kup Kake*
*Kup Kake*@ fubar
Kimmie aka *Kup Kake* is my super special and sexy and gorgeous and hott friend so show her some fubar loving people and she'll return the love to you all so rate her pics,blogs,profile 10's or if you're a vip rate her 11's and rate her stash items thumbs up and help her level up as well from Bruce
My Life Sucks Right Now
Everything has went downhill, since New Year`s eve.We went to a bar that night & stayed put & sleep.Got up the next morning went thru a road block & guess what? They had the hubby to get out & decided our fate for the rest of the year.He hadn`t drank anything since 2:00 that morning.To make a long story short. he got a dui & lost his job.Not good for us....I hate it.Don`t go to court till March.He hasn`t had any luck with a job yet.Life sucks....
I Wish You Enough
I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you and I wish you enough'.
The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom'.
They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'
'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this forever good-bye?'
'I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said.
'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means? '.
She began to
The Wooden Bowl
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl
tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now.
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-years - old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.
The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and
failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
'We must do something about father,' said the son.
'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.'
So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
13. What Lie s At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Ro
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you .
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
how long You last:
and u down or not:
U Know You Do...........
***Confidence's Cha Bling Bling Auction***
I am auctioning of 2 amazing blings that are in the bling shop!!!
First i want to say that this Auction is open until i am satisfied with
The First one will be a Auto 11! Min Bid on this will start out @ 1.5 Million
Fubucks!!(Also feel free to bid tickers with your bucks)!!
Click on the pic below to place your bid for the Auto 11!!
And The 2nd Bling I'm auctioning of Will Be one of the most amazing in
the bling shop! The Jewel Heart of Fu bling! Worth 100 Credits!!
Min Bid on this will Start out at 7.5 million Fubucks!!!! plz feel free to also bid
tickers or blast:)!!Plz let it be known again that i will not close this until i am
100% satisfied with the bid!
Just click on the link below if you would like to bid on the jewel heart!
***Also once i am satisfied with the bids they will be sent during a happy hour only***
That way we get more points:) & also whoever has the winning bid must send me
I Love My Job
I LOVE MY JOB . . . . . .
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a
bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a
worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue ,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
make you realize it's not so bad after all
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with
a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
the office. It's a wet suit
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Untitled And Unknown -_-
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look a
She Is Such A B!itch
I am turning on my Auto 11s Saturday around noon (thanks Violets[love you], show her love)
I am donating the fubux to Mel(love you)for her Birthday Spotlight.
And soooo much love to Wetcat for taking the time to help me get pictures uploaded!! (Rape her page and show her loves!!)
I Can't Do It Anymore
Ok fu-friends I need help. Ive been racking my brain trying to figure out this band. They were popular in the late 80s early 90s. The only part I can remember is "Fly fly right to the angels" and the video took place in an airplane hanger.
Can someone help me
friend Naughty_Mona( r... updated status: the NC man ~Bartender...: that is because im gay!
this is a guy that is playing a girl
More About Me
1. What is your middle name? LEANN
2. Star sign? LIBRA
3. What are you wearing? BOXER SHORTS AND TSHIRT
4. What colour of underwear do you have on? GRAY
5. What are you listening to right now? TV
6. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? ALREADY
7. What do usually eat for breakfast? NOTHING
8. What did you want to be when you were younger? LAWYER
9. What is your best childhood memory? GOING TO THE RACE TRACK
10. What was your favourite toy as a child? MY TEDDY BEAR THAT WAS MY GRANDFATHERS
11. What was the last thing you ate? Pizza ROLLS
12. What did you do last night? WENT AND HUNG OUT WITH A COUPLE FRIENDS AND WATCHED MOVIES
13. Last movie you watched? GAME PLAN FOR THE 600TH TIME
14. Last book you read? READING A BOOK FOR SCHOOL---THE GOAL
15. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? MY DAUGHTER
16. What is your favorite day of the year? JULY 4
17. What is your favourite smell? WIERD I KNOW BU
Super Run 5k
Race next week! I'm running the Super run 5k, its my first race in California so far. I'm hoping that I won't be as sick like I'am right now.
Warning About Advertising Nsfw
Don't advertise anything NSFW on your profiles, in your names, in your status messages, or anywhere else public. You can advertise a lounge that happens to be NSFW, but the goal is to avoid Fubar becoming an unofficial "pay-for-sex-shows" site.
I know people are heavily into finding ways to increase their point intake, but quit setting your status messages and folder names to imply that you're selling sex or sexual images.
We are aware that a few lounges have streaming video posted where members will broadcast themselves. Some are even charging for access. While we won't actively go lounge hopping or organizing raids, we will investigate reports of video of excessively illicit acts (a low R-rating by MPAA standards will probably pass, but X-rated most certainly won't). Violators risk having their lounges locked down by administrators.
Despite what you heard, Fubar is not an "Adult-Oriented" site in the traditional definition. We cater to a membership base that is 18 years of a
Be My Valentine? Auction!
It's a His & Her Valentines Day Auction!
Click the pic to show me love by rating & bidding on me =)
(more offers in the comments - check 'em out, click the pic!)
I'm bored...so lets do this again. Forget the ask me a question and I'll ask you a question..that doesn't work to well...lets just pop in questions, and answer whichever ones we want. Come along folks, and play...round #2!!
neicey now that it's almost time for the little one to come , i just wanted to know how special you are to me and the whole family , you bring great joy to us all , and i know that you make your mom very happy also , sure there are times when things don't go right but she loves you very much as do we. you have done so much for us and we thank you very much, and now we have our very first DT baby on the way , i am very proud of you and know that i am proud to call you my neicey. i know things get hard sometimes but you alway's make it through , and that just proves how strong of a woman you really are and i know that you mom would say the same thin after all you get it from her. you are truely a good person and anybody would be lucky to have you in their lives along with the kids , you all are very special to me. so as this new journey starts for you, may all good things come your way and may yuo and your children always be blessed. thank you for who you are and all that you do .
Just A Few Facts About Me
Here is mine.
Real name: Christina
Birth date: Sept 30, 1975
Height: 5FT. 6IN.
Hair color: Natural dirty blond
Eye color: BLUE
Nicknames: Christi, Chris, Tina, Sissy
Do you drink: Socially
Shampoo or conditioner: BOTH
Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Yes
Do you make fun of people:... Only if they are stupid enough to do something that draws that much attention to themselves
Favorite color: Purple Baby
Have You ever been convicted of a crime?: NO
Do drugs?: NO
One pillow or two?: 2
Pets: Three dogs a cat and a fish
Favorite Type of Music: Everything and I am not kidding
Hobbies: READING, RACING, CAMPING, HIKING, DANCING, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING REALLY
Words or phrases you overuse: WHATEVER AND FINE
Favorite Food: LIVER AND ONIONS
Piercing or tattoos: TATS-8......LOWER BACK IS LAST NAME, LEFT SHOULDER BLADE TIGER CUB, BACK OF NECK CELTIC KNOT, LEFT BREAST CROSS, PELVIS RIGHT EVIL CHERRIES AND LEFT GOOD CHERRIES, LEFT
His & Hers Valentine's Auction! (done)
Here we go again!! I am in the His & Hers Valentine's Auction!!! I have some rockin offers and lots of little extras that come with owning me. If you don't want to bid or can't bid, how about dropping a rate on me, there is a side contest going and whoever gets the most rates wins an auto! But once you see my offers, you are gonna wanna own this!
Just click on my pic and get to bidding!! :)
Please repost for me! Thanks
Oh yeah, pt pt get some! ooorahhh!, we just did a Sergeant Major motivation run yesterday, we pretty much did more stretching than actually running, I feel like a damn rubber band. These instructors at this school are so freakin hilarious, idk if its because of bein in the Marine Corps for so long or what, but these guys are so hilarious.
We also just got are duty assignments, I will be going to Dayton, Ohio, a couple of other guys got travel & adventure, one of the guys is about to get a divorce because of the assignment he got, lol he got pretty much sent to Canada. Idk whats up with these wives, but hell it isn't the Marines fault. The Marines pretty much send us to wherever the Marine Corps needs us, if I had it my own way I would go to Danville, Illinois (my hometown) but I can't.
My little sister is so happy that her big brother is going to Ohio, only 4 miles from my hometown. I'm pretty much going home every chance I get, I have neverbeen this close to home, and I will b
Leveling Blog 338
$DJShort&SEXY*co-owner of Temptation's Playhouse@ fubar
249k to level Auto 11's on
Loss For Words?
I dunno.Things are moving,
Here in the Blackness.
Things with teeth.
Being eaten away.
This is half-disjointed ramble,
Half goodbye, one could say.
The irony is we can damn near impeach,
Yet we can't overthrow bloody-handed Tyrant God?
I'm tired of this life.
I demand a refund.
Just one thing I ask..
Well, two, really.
Remember me, as I was.
And..don't be suprised where my Tao leads.