Fubar Blog Posts 1

I Just Cant Do It.
Many times I have tried to change the way I am,become more of a bitch. It doesn't suit me. I care to much. I am too nice,too giving,too caring and it's hard for me not to be. Time and time again people have told me I need to be more of a bitch. I just can't seem to pull that off. Some say you can't change what is in your soul,what is seen in your eyes.Maybe they are right. For me to be hateful is uncommon and in the end it causes me pain. I have put walls up,but it's more of a saftey thing than anything else. There are few who understand me and those few know I can't change me. Those few,they know me more than I know myself.

That's How The Fight Started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started. ********************************************************* I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of night cream for $7.95. I told her I thought the beer would make her look better than the night cream. And that's when the fight started. ********************************************************* After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security

January 19 Thought
Hello Friends :) I just wanted to tell you all that I miss you! I have been working INSANE hours at my job lately (for what feels like a month straight now). I'm not home much and when I am... I am just too exhausted to even Fu! Imagine THAT! I just wanted you all to know that I haven't forgot you, I'm not being rude by not rating or leaving comments on a regular basis... I'm just being swallowed whole by life at the moment. Hopefully this week my schedule will return to "normal" (whatever that means!) so you should be seeing more of me... lucky you! hehe Have a great week and I love ya! ~Dusty~ xoxo

4 Months 8 Days 22 Hours And 20 Minutes Now........and It Seems Like Yesterday....
since mom died......and it seems to be getting no different for me at all. its almost not real...and im dreaming a bad dream. but dad and linda sure r having a hard time and its being pawned off on me for every little thing. like no matter wtf it is...its my fault....even if i didnt do n e thing...its my fault. so wtf!.... i miss her too....but atleast im not takin it out on everyone around me.... im goin 2 bed!...im not feeling well and im sick. rp

Flagging Nsfw Pics
I wake this morning to begin my daily ritual of morning java and fubar...2 of my fave things! I find one of my photos has been marked NSFW. Now keeping in mind that normally if I figure it will be marked I will go ahead and do it. No big deal for me! I'm thinking to myself I haven't put anything bad up that i myself haven't flagged. I click on the "view image" thingie.... OH LAWWWWWDDDD! It's a pic of my aunt's dog asleep on her back!!! OMG!!!!!!! I'm into puppy porn!!!!!!!!!! I have been forced out of the closet!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me???? Who decides what is NSFW??? And who would flag such a thing? It is an innocent sweet pic of a puppy asleep. How refuckingdiculous!!!!!!!!!! Now, the question is... do I mark this blog NSFW because I said fucking a couple of times???? FUCK!!!!!!!!! I don't know??? This is an adult site....ADULT! Let me repeat that...ADULT!!! We cuss...we have dirty pics...write erotica...dammit this is our outlet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna ma

My Dreams
Here lately I have been having the strangest dreams. I am not even trying to figure them out anymore. Snow,people I know that I know but don't know where from,my bed(no there isn't sex)running(like I want to die doing that)quotes from authors or people I don't know,alcohol and my dog.What the hell? Every now and then I am actually happy in the dreams.Now that in it self is just screwed up!

Shinedown-45
Send away for a priceless gift one not subtle,one not on the list.send away for a perfect world one not simply,so absurd.in these times of doing what you're told.keep these feelings,no one knows.what ever happened to the young man's heart swallowed by pain.as he slowly fell apart.and i'm staring down the barrel of a 45,swimming through the ashes of another life.no real reason to accept the way things have changed.staring down the barrel of a 45.send a message to the unborn child keep your eyes open for a while.in a box high up om the shelf,left for you,no one else.there's a piece of a puzzle known as life.wrapped in guilt,sealed up tight.what ever happened to the young man's heart swallowed by pain.as he slowly fell apart.and i'm staring down the barrel of a 45,swimming through the ashes of another life.no real reason to accept the way things have changed.staring down the barrel of a 45.everyone's pointing their fingers always condemning me.and nobody knows what i believe.i believe.and

Why Do I Watch It?
I watch the news every morning.I am not sure why I do. I turn it on and I swear it just makes me dislike humans more everyday. Who th hell throws acid on a child?! I think I am going to stick to listening to music.

Movie Quotes 3
Dogma (1999) Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar. Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower. Jay: I can't wait to die. Loki: I love fucking with the clergy. [To shocked passenger, after throwing Bartleby off the train] Silent Bob: No ticket! Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time! Metatron: Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. Metatron: Wax on, wax off. Bethany: What's he like? God? Metatron: Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Metatron: However, if you should decide to stop bei

Movie Quotes 2
Boondock Saints, The (1999) Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here? Rocco: Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked! Paul Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie? Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man? Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope. Monsignor: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Conner MacManus: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy MacManus: Aye. Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?

35 Of Life..
i THOUGHT ONE DAY i WOULD NEVER MAKE IT TO 35 YEARS OF AGE ..NOW I LOOK BACK AND SAY WOW IMIGHT IT SO FAR...HMMM HOW MANY OF US LOOK AT OUR LIFES A SAY WHAT IF I DINIT MIGHT TO THE AGE I WANTED HELL WE WOULD BE DIE AND EVERY BODY WOULD REMEBER US ....ALL THE CRYING AND PIC'S OF US TAKEN WITH OUR LOVES AND SOME OF FRIENDS AND VERY CLOES ONES... OK YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM ... FROM THE INSIDE OF MY SOUL THAT IS VERY DARK...

Don't Give People Your Number On The Inet
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Movie Quotes
Bridget Jones: I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan. Bridget Jones: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that. Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do. __________________________________________________ Vincent: We should have shotguns for this Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark. Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Ju

If Only Dreams Came True
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each others eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real

Someday After Today
Someday I will see the smile upon your face, A smile impossible to replace. Someday i will feel the comfort in your arms, That protects me from all the world's harms. Someday I will hear the beating of your heart, Creating a song hitting the top chart. Someday I will taste your luscious lips, Revealing a more rare ecclipse. Someday I will show you I am true, So you wont regret the things you knew. Someday I will hide nothing at all, And tell you everything when you call. Someday I will give you a map and key, To guide and open a door in me. Someday I will take a journey with you, That lasts long after I say 'I do'. Someday I hope you will be here, To stop me from releasing a tear. Someday I hope you will wrap me around, Making me glad I have been found. Someday I hope you will show me your heart, So I know we'll never be apart. Someday I hope you will give me that first kiss, Something that lasts into eternal bliss. Someday I hope you will prove all my worries

I Am The Walrus
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob. Mister City P'liceman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying. I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down. I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob g

What's Your Character?
I'm Snoopy! Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of the blog before you are done. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (5 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (0 pts.) c) Painting in the park (0 pts.) d) Rock concert ( 0 pt.) e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (0 pts.) b) Alternative (0 pt.) c) Soft Rock (O pts.) d) Country (O pts.) e) Pop (O pts.) 3. What type of movies do you prefer? a) Comedy (2 pts.) b) Hor

Is It Wining??/
well to bring eveeryone up to date as to whats been goign on. my oldest daaughter was diagnosed with cancer about 4 months ago. she is curently in the hospital. and isn't doign that well.. it seesm that the cancer meds has caused blood clots. and has creted a problem with her breathing.thes past few daays , just like these past 4 months have been pure hell for of all us. here is a girl , who has allways been there for everyone. and now this haaas happened to her. her world has been turned inside out. her children age 19 months,6, and 7 yrs are suffurign as well.when you take that breath today, stop, and imgine what it would be like to havev a dedly disase like this.picture what life would be liek livign day to day with an oxygen tube stuck in your nose. and watching your life slip away, one day at a time. god give me the strength to be able to go on, and handle teh pain that i see my daughter go through. god bless you all out there in fubar land

I Have To Do It My Way
My dear friends, here comes the final moment when we have to say "Good bye". The reason? - Its time to chase my Rainbows somewhere else Where I am going? Into a world where I can make my own decisions without needing anyone's advice or approval. Into a world that I used to live a while ago. I my mind, this speech was a bit longer but now i look at the page and i dont find my words... My dear FRIENDS i thank you all for taking your time to talk to me, to share your problems and your joys. I cherished them all, all those little things. I will not delete this account...i will just not log in anymore. There are too many beautiful things and my heart doesnt let me hit DELETE. Plus i want these words to remain here as long as Fubar is gonna last. If any of you feels the need to talk to me.... feel free to write me an email on iris_2_you@yahoo.com I would love to hear from you and be sure i will answer back. Now before i finish this i want you to allow me to share some

Let It Be
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be. Whisper words of wisdom, let it be. And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be. For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see, there will be an answer. let it be. Let it be, let it be, ..... And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me, shine until tomorrow, let it be. I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, .....

"where Is My Sunday Paper?"
For all of us who are already seniors, for those of you who know seniors, and for all of you who one day will be seniors.....it pays to be able to laugh about it...especially when you become one! Speaking of senior moments; "WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER?" the irate customer calling the newspaper's circulation office loudly demanded wanting to know where was her Sunday edition. "Madam", said the newspaper polite employee, "Today is Saturday! The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow.......SUNDAY!" There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter "Well, shit... no wonder no one was at church today!"

Hey Jude
Hey jude, dont make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better. Hey jude, dont be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. The minute you let her under your skin, Then you begin to make it better. And anytime you feel the pain, hey jude, refrain, Dont carry the world upon your shoulders. For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder. Hey jude, dont let me down. You have found her, now go and get her. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better. So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin, Youre waiting for someone to perform with. And dont you know that its just you, hey jude, youll do, The movement you need is on your shoulder. Hey jude, dont make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her under your skin, Then youll begin to make it Better better better better better better, oh.

How Much Of Our History Is A Lie?
How much of American History is a lie? The news keeps reporting that we have the first black president in history. We in fact do not have the first black president in history, we have the first mixed president in history. If he takes the black title then he is robbing any future black president of their place in history...in their part of making history. The fact is that he has just as much white in him as he does black, therefore, making him mixed. Isn't being the first mixed president important enough for him? Does he really need to deny in front of the world, in front of our country that the white half of his family exists? That just makes him a liar and a thief for steeling a rightfully deserved title from any future black president that we get. How do you erase a whole half of your family like it doesn't exist just to suit your political needs? How do you suppose the white side of his family feels about that? And if our history writers will lie about this, what else have they lied

Don't Stop Believing
Just a small town girl living in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train going anywhere A singer in a smokey room the smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night. It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting up down the boulevard. Their shadows searchin in the night Streetlight people living just to find emotion Hiding somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill Payin anything to roll the dice. Just one more time. Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues. Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on... Don´t stop believing. Hold on to the feeling. Streetlight people.

Carry On My Wayward Son.
Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreaming I can hear them say {Refrain Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune But I hear the voices say {Refrain No! Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor The center lights around your vanity But surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry (don't yo

Dust In The Wind
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind. Oh________________ Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind (everything is dust in the wind)

Rocket Man
She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

Pronounced Dead At 9:03 On January 18 2009
my best friend killed herself today...i was always holding out that one day we would be together, but we lived in 2 different worlds, not to mention 2 different states...shes who i turned to, who i talked to when no one else understood....no one even knows why, but recently she started taking empty syringes and would drain blood from her arms with them....to get a simulated high...last night she went too far...i dont know what to think, i dont know what to do... i even feel like joining her.... ive never been this alone before, yet i cant imagine the pain she must have been in to have done that...i never had a clue...goodbye carmen....goodbye...

Fu Do You Think You Are?
I don't ask for many things not blasts, nor HH nor blings, just rate my page, my pictures too, and if you fan me then I'll fan you. A crush or two would be quite nice and as they're free I'm worth the price. LOL new friends welcome

Puzzle Pieces Disconnected
its too hard to breathe in here she said with a sigh then took my hand and led me astray if not careful we might die but at least we made the most of this day words crumpled like the paper beneath kindling awaiitng the spark that will ignite the pyre they used to flow abck and forth between us instead of this bleak pretense where we both hate circumstance all about me the trees have withered,snow covered ground inhospitable to all tread lightly little angel,for if not careful you shall fall and then your wings are broken and you wont find your way home but at least on earth ill care for you safe from harm and never alone as long as you desire my hand in your wounds as long as you crave my knowledge in your mouth the vow of the disavowed spoken in silent nods and glances demons caged within close to breaking loose feed my oppressors the depression and anger carefully crafting the pain into a tapestry of silk accepting the poison as though it were mothers milk open wi

Broken Bones
Walking a fine line between wrong and right And I know... There is a part of me that I try to hide But I can't win And I can't fight I keep holding on too tight Running away from the world outside Now I am calling Hoping you'll hear me We all need somebody To believe in something And I won't fear this When I am falling We all need somebody That can mend... These broken bones Caught in the confines of the simple life And I am... Holding my head high in the rising tide And I can't win And I can't fight I keep holding on too tight Running away from the world outside Now I am calling Hoping you'll hear me We all need somebody To believe in something And I won't fear this When I am falling We all need somebody That can mend... These broken bones But Oh Yeah I'm not coming home now I know... I'm so far away So far from home I'm not coming home now I know... I'm so far away I'm so far away And I can't win And I can't fight I keep holding o

Hearts
My heart is filled with wonders I smile when I think of you My little soul takes flight and flutters Whenever you pass me through I heart the sound of your mesmerising voice I heart the smell of you I heart the way you look in my eyes I heart you, and only you My words may seem a little naive My lips are frozen, they cannot speak My body shivers just seeing you here And yet you are just a fantasy You cannot be mine because you don't heart me Though I wish and wish that we are us Still your heart belongs to another she Yet I pray you look my way And maybe you'll heart me back

Happiness
Happiness is that which everyone longs but so few of us actually get Happiness is that which rights all wrongs and leaves us without regret Why then does happiness torture us so when all we want is to feel what happiness does in the lowest of low when everything just seems too real Happiness comes to so many of you you who think it will always be there Happiness leaves you without the clue that living without is a nightmare If happiness could be passed on would you then give it to me Will you then cry when it is gone and realise what it is to feel lonely

Lonely
When I'm lonely I'm NEVER ALONE I'm surrounded by people That is not my own When I'm lonely I'm ENCLOSED IN HATE The madness in my mind Over takes When I'm lonely I have people around me MAKING ME FELL Like I'm just a boundary For ever in the shadows Of all the smiling faces Of this world I sit at home Screaming at the world For casting me in its veil When I'm lonely I shout out in SPITE Why do I have to be lonely Is there no one that's my own When I'm lonely I imagine a valley No life in sight Just me being lonely When I'm lonely I close my eyes I hope to wake up To a surprise I hope to find Some one whose Not lonely to guide me I go insane Being alone for so long It affects your thoughts When I'm lonely I can not think My thoughts are gone It's like my mind is not in sync When I'm lonely I Put on a smile Fooling the world

Memory
dear friends, how's your life? it's been a while since I heard you laughed, I, sometimes, dream of us so clearly, in this making of 'memory' our past days surely are beautiful, the things keep our memory books so full. the things we left unchanged are so many, in this making of 'memory' dear friends, where have you been? our day, our time, do you still have that memory? we live our lives now, differently. we are, but for the making of another 'memory'

Love And Lust
Each shall have a room, as they are distinct As love is blind, lust has eyes wide open for its games As love is day, lust is the night at the bar As love speaks the truth, lust can just lay silent looking for the tasty froth Love need not be beautiful but lust makes it a requisite Love may abstain, but lust cannot By its nature it thrives in banquets Love is pure but lust goes to mud in all wild wrestling for what it desires I can love you without lust But you may not like it after all I love and lust you And in you Love and lust shall Hold hands, kiss tight, hiss all the night Love and lust The two becoming one To both of us So this union may last This communion of souls

Maiden Or Priest Fan?
Don't you just love the battle of the bands. This week it's The Number Of The Beast from Iron Maiden versus Screaming For Vengeance from Judas Priest. I know tough call again lol. Voting ends Sunday night at 8 p.m. eastern. Get your votes in!!

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Martin Luther King Day, Fedor Emelianenko In Studio, Patrice Oneal, Robert Kelly, Download The Opie And Anthony Show,
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) It's a snowy Martin Luther King Day, kids. We had a dream... to take the day off. That didn't pan out though, so we're working. It's going to be a cool show though, kids... because we have the one and only Russian heavyweight mixed martial artist Fedor Emelianenko in studio with us promoting his January 24th Affliction: Day of Reckoning fight against Andrei Arlovski. Get Your Affliction: Day Of Reckoning Tickets Online now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Unity Fest, we'll be joined by our pals Patrice Oneal and Robert Kelly. Anthony is home sick (as in 'not feeling well'...not 'misses home and is crying for his mommy'), so while he rests up, we'll be talking about him behind his back. As usual, you know that if you missed the Opie and Anthony Show last week (and SHAME ON YOU if you did), you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes! Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 1/

For A Dollah
This dude has posted a mumm about a tattoo. Its supposed to say "DA RYDAH" (yea, I know), but... I looked, and was like WTF??! The lettering looks very much like Russian cyrillic letters, and if you read it THAT way, it sayd "for a rouble" (Russian currency) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1888087&albumid=1455018&i=1312079323

It's What Time?
Oh okay so i'ts 3:30 in the morning. Bleh. I have no idea why I'm still up except that my sleep pattern has been kinda screwy lately. We're up playing Guitar Hero, so I'm sure you understand... and even if you don't it doesn't really matter. Heh. I haven't read any MuMMs today. Prolly a good thing? Hmmmm. Or is that mmmmm? No - "mmmm" was a lil bit ago..... hahah Yeah, so I'm odd. So? It's all good. At least it is in my world lol. I'm so friggin ready to go party! Omgosh it seems like it's been forever. Alrighty then. I think I shall jump off here n jump on somethin' else. Hehe. G'night ppl. =) J.

Heros
CAMP RAWAH, Iraq — Ruben Romeo felt it in his feet before he heard it. He was getting ready to go to morning chow when a low rumble pulsated up through the ground. The Seabee, from Ventura County's Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 3, is part of a small crew of men and women stationed in this far-flung outpost in western Iraq. Romeo's crew is building simple homes — called Southwest Asia huts — for soldiers and Marines patrolling the area. The Seabees occasionally swing their hammers to the rhythm of Marines test firing big guns, but the area has been mostly peaceful. "Sometimes you can feel that rumble when they're practicing on the range, but this was different," Romeo, a structural engineer second class, said in recalling the morning of July 5. A few miles from the camp, a suicide bomber driving a truck rammed an Iraqi Army checkpoint, wounding about a dozen men. The Iraqis raced to the nearest place where they could get immediate help, loading the injured into a

Near Death Experience?
ok, maybe not so much. I came in to work, and my 2nd shifter told me that the maintenance guy was about to go home, but decided to doublecheck the electrical room. Well, he found that...a heater for a swimming pool was on friggin fire! Not only that, but it was right next to the gas valves for the fireplace in the lobby. Fire and gas valves don't really go together that well, so the Fire dept was called, and they had to put out the flames in the electrical room. If the dude didn't go to check, the left wing of my workplace would've been found 5 miles away. on a brighter note, tho, we have a deal with a local pizza place run by Bulgarians, and when we have enough orders from the guests, they sign a sheet, and we get free pizzas :) I came in, and the sheet was full, so I called in to order food. The dude noticed my accent and name, and asked if I was Russian. I said yes, and he said he is Bulgarian; we chit chatted in Russian for a bit, and he took my order for a greek salad, che

Blah
Trying to think of something good to do for my first blog, I think I will just rant. Lately I have been drinking coffee, I got this sweet coffee maker for Christmas, I can make Latte's all that crap. What I had hoped I would get was a Zune such is life though right, and I should buy me one of those anyway, that's one of those things that you would probably have better luck doing yourself than having someone try and pick it out for you. So anyway ya my coffee habits lately have been crazy 4 to 6 a day, and for me that's a lot of coffee, I did get this Sumatran coffee though it's soooooo good "mellow", it is roasted locally and supplies my favorite cafe yadda yadda you get the point I think. So the coffee is fantastic, I should not drink as much but w/e it has been like 2 degrees here all week so hot chocolate, coffee whatever works. So ya that was what was on my mind, and my sinking into this chair as well, Much love if you actually read this. l8s Soapy

Rawr
soo this blog is about me my name is john [if u didnt kno] i play guitar keyboard and bass im in the process of getting out of high school [if you had to kno i failed a grade] im planning on going to a community college than a university i love to go to shows i have a cat named peanut and a dog named boots i like cold weather music makes me smile =D im a flirt i love it when people leave me stuff shouts, commets, pic commets i hate advertisements grrrrrrrrrr!!!!! i wanna be a graphic designer i love to photoshop things i mainly do comp.s and pic altering if you would like to cam with me ask =D thats me love ya bbys =D

The Truth Of The Matter
things have been uprooted in my life.... aside from the obvious. some days i feel like a fool and some days i feel lucky. im trying really hard to maintain and im doing ok but ill feel better when i get home. i didnt come to vegas on vacation. I lived here for 4 years and when i left it was because i fucked up and hit rock bottom in 2005. i had a drug problem and was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell. I was extradited from louisiana to las vegas and have been in jail since october. the person i was when i lived here in vegas is dead, i buried him a long time ago. but since i went to louisiana as a fugitive its possible i have to stay here in las vegas, ill find out tuesday. im ashamed of who i was back then for a few years and this blog will help me continue on, a confession of sorts. i consider some of you on fubar friends and alot of you are just really great people whom id like to know better. right now i could use some prayers and for those o

Join To The House Of Vampires
Come to the most fun lounge join us! ~‡DJ Spike ‡ ~HEAD ENFORCER @ MOONLIGHT REVENGE~fu bf to lone wolf aka drusilla@ fubar Come and join us!!!! COME AND JOIN THE FUN AT THE HOUSE OF VAMPIRES LOUNGE GREAT TUNES AND GREAT PEOPLE Join me ~‡DJ Spike ‡ ~HEAD ENFORCER @ MOONLIGHT REVENGE~fu bf to lone wolf aka drusilla@ fubar Come and have fun meet new Peoples come and join me and have fun live music all the time!!!!

I'm Blocking You Because You Don't Like Obama....good!
What do I mean by this? Simply any time I've had a discussion about Tupac Shakur or Barack Obama it's turned into a pissing match. Even in death Tupac is controversial, I'm sure that would give him great delight to know that. This is what I've noticed; If you're white and you say Obama sucks! you're labeled a racist. Funny thing thing is I said John Kerry sucked 4 yrs ago. I guess then I was just a "moron Bush supporter". Oh yes the name calling abounds when speaking of 'W' but GOD or Allah or whomever FORBID you say anything about the second coming, the messiah himself. He's been in the U.S. Senate for 4 yrs and two of them were running for President. Yet people are soooo defensive. Maybe for good reason. Maybe because they're afraid he will be exposed. Either way folks, we're going to find out. So, to all the Obama supporters; START COMING UP WITH EXCUSES NOW!! Go ahead make them up RIGHT NOW! I WILL continue to speak my mind. I had to hear from you idiots for a good

Nissan Team Up On Trucks
Nissan will build an all-new ("all-new" meaning "not based on the current Versa") fuel-efficient small car that is based on a "unique Chrysler concept." It will be sold in North America and will hit the streets in 2010. And wait until you see the newest Nissan parts especially the Nissan enthusiasts. Source: http://cookiecandy21.blogspot.com/

Keeping Safe
Nowadays there are so many crimes happening around us. Killing there, robbing here! Some people are afraid to spent their extra time outside their house. Like, after work, their going home instead of having a stroll or spend a good night in a bar. And sometime even in your house you can't tell if your safe. Is your jewelries, documents or the important goodies in your home are safe? Some home owners have a wall safes in their house. The wall safes are the ones that are designed to be situated into a wall. More people prefer wall safes than the standard safe. Since wall safes are well-hidden, would-be thieves will have to locate the safe first making them worry about two things--where the safe is placed and how to open the safe. But always keep in mind that even you're so damn clever about the safety of your properties, there the some people that are clever that you do. Source: http://cookiecrane27.blogspot.com/

Iud = Period = Abortion?
ALBUQUERQUE (CN) - A clinic nurse first removed her intrauterine birth-control device without permission, says the patient in a federal action, then told her that "having the IUD come out was a good thing," because "I personally do not like IUDs. I feel they are a type of abortion. I don't know how you feel about abortion, but I am against them." The patient sued Presbyterian Health Services Rio Rancho Family Health Center and nurse practitioner Sylvia Olona in Federal Court. The plaintiff says she went to Rio Rancho to have the strings on her IUD shortened. The complaint states: "As soon as Defendant Olona began speaking to (the plaintiff), she questioned her about her choice of contraception. "As Defendant Olona began the procedure, (the plaintiff) felt Olona pull on the strings of the IUD. (The plaintiff) felt a distinct pulling on the strings followed by a sharp pain in her uterus similar to a very strong menstrual cramp. "As that happened, Defendant Olona stated, 'Uh oh, I ac

To Much Time
Racing thoughts in my head.. hard to separate.. what is your reality? is it mine? are you even a part of my reality? walking in the snow, feeling no cold yet unable to breathe.. freezing lungs..the moon lights up the snow..im bored.. with life, with reality with everything.. easily amused yet easily bored.. i woke up this morning.. what do i want? what do i need? do i even need anything.. take what i want.. leave you behind.. harmful thoughts ... gotta have it really need it to get by..sugar high

Driving
Alone in the cab of my truck I call into my broker Seeking a load To get me to the one I love No such luck she says Such is life on the road Weeks and months out on the road Away from loved ones We sacrifice much in life To do what we do best Seasons come and go Sometimes months away Graduations missed Videos all that we see Baby's first words First steps on tape First day of school First test passed All these and more We miss as we drive our trucks This life I as many others lead Is not a lifestyle for many It takes a special breed To do our work Trucking's in our blood For some it's just a job For others, it's our life Pictures in the cab Talking on the phone With the one we love Sometimes that's the only way we have To see or hear our significant other The hours away from you Seem like years instead We may be tired when we get home But rest assured You are more important than anything else More than life itself Just to see your smiling eyes

A Prayer For My Friends
The LORD is willing that none should perish..I imagine Him to be desperately waiting for us to draw near unto Him and the salvation He, alone offers to all upon this earth. The Lord said He is our daily bread and the fountain of living Waters..it is Jesus the Christ, who gave His all in order for us to live in His presence..He is desperate for You..and you are lost without Him..cry out to Jesus...His ears are opened to your cries..

Sing-a-long With Bard
My theme song When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

Come To My Lounge
Come to the most fun lounge join us! Come and join us!!!! Come and have fun meet new Peoples come and join me and have fun live music all the time!!!! DJ Avereus is back !!! come and show him some love !!Avereus@ fubar ?? PortoricanPrincess/Owner of Potorican Princess Lounge/ Rating Revolution@ fubar Join me

You
Living, Fighting, Obsessing, Just as long as I can share it all with you. Yesterday, today tomorrow, Come rain, come shine. Hell and back, the beginning, inbetween, Till' the end of time. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. As above, so below. You ain't no fool and honey I'm damn sure that you know. Yesterday, today tomorrow, Come rain, come shine. Hell and back, the beginning, inbetween, Till' the end of time. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. ah-ah) (solo) All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust. All that shines, turns to rust. All that stands in time, Turns to dust

To You Babe Love Alwaysa
Well, Master Joe got the master plan He got a hat full of sugar Folks said, "You a lucky man" One night he just disappeared And all we found was his hat in a clearing Down by the 7-11 Folks cried, someone said he died But I know Joe didn't go to heaven No He went looking for trouble It was in his eyes She was a dime a dozen And they were two of a kind Cherry Blue and Mighty Mouse Kinda quiet girl And she was supposed to be Back at the house With the kids and the dog And "tonight we're rocketeers," Said Mouse And I know a little joint upstairs In the back Where we can sweat it all out And laugh And without a doubt They were, out Looking for trouble The real kind She was a dime a dozen And they were two of a kind How many times Have you said to yourself Hey, I feel like a yo-yo I've been here too long I bet if you asked them Our heroes would say, Hey, we're already gone I know, somehow I know How many times H

Big Trouble Baby
Well, Master Joe got the master plan He got a hat full of sugar Folks said, "You a lucky man" One night he just disappeared And all we found was his hat in a clearing Down by the 7-11 Folks cried, someone said he died But I know Joe didn't go to heaven No He went looking for trouble It was in his eyes She was a dime a dozen And they were two of a kind Cherry Blue and Mighty Mouse Kinda quiet girl And she was supposed to be Back at the house With the kids and the dog And "tonight we're rocketeers," Said Mouse And I know a little joint upstairs In the back Where we can sweat it all out And laugh And without a doubt They were, out Looking for trouble The real kind She was a dime a dozen And they were two of a kind How many times Have you said to yourself Hey, I feel like a yo-yo I've been here too long I bet if you asked them Our heroes would say, Hey, we're already gone I know, somehow I know How many times H

Something New
I'm looking for something new to wash away the pain of all that I have lost and all that was forgotten the ability to move forward and step into the light the strength to feel again the way I felt before to once again be whole intead of broken apart The courage to be alone so I can Share myself again someday

Hmmmmm.......
So yea....way too much goin on in my head tonight so thought id blog it....went out last night with nicole, ended up hangin with the guys which i hadnt done in awhile...i missed it! Had a blast! I definatley needed that since id been so down and bored and stuck at home! So saw a guy that i like and its got me thinking. See heres the thing....we had a lil fling goin on awhile back...and well not intentionally i broke his heart :( But i believe he is still into me which is good but he is also my ex boyfriends best friend. Makes things a tad difficult. He is a really great guy and i know he would treat me great and thats what i deserve!!!! He has been a great friend lookin out for me too. I just dont know whether to pursue something again or not. Id definatley like to hang out some more and see how things go...so i guess thats what ive come too cause thinking beyond that things get all cloudy lol anywho im freezing and im hungry so im out......

Deftones-7 Words
I'll never be the same, breaking decency Don't be tree trunk, don't fall on my living roots I've been humming too many words, got a weak self esteem That's been stomped away from every single dream But it's something else that brought us feaze Keep it all inside until we feel we can't unleash I think that you made it up, I think that your mind is gone I think you shouldn't have glorified, now your wrong Suck [11x] They f**k with my head Suck [10x] b*tch You and me are here alone face flat along the edge of the glass But I'm not here to preach, I'm just sick of thugs My parents made me strong to look up that glass So why should I try, act like I'm a little pissed off With all that sh*t that needs to stay back in the shell Because your punk *ss made it up, your f***ing mind was gone Shoud've never glorified, now your right Suck [12x] They f*ck with my head Suck [10x] You don't know me, shut up you don't know me Squeal like a pig when you big f**kin, big f**kin, ahh!

Law Of The Garbage Truck
Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck. ' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spr

Roping A Deer
Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well and tried this! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked out....a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and

California In 1850
Do you know what happened this week in California back in 1850?? 158 years ago California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

Woman And Man Poems
Woman’s Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Man’s Poem I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap. The End

Dj Bass @ Gods Forsaken Radio
DJ Bass's influences are porn, bass playing, large bowel movements, and the smell of cedar chips. His favorite bands are Strapping Young Lad, Primus, Iron Maiden, Clutch, and Gut. The reason he likes being a DJ is because he gets to spin music that he is passionate about, and to bring different bands to the ears of fellow metal heads. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Bass @ Gods Forsaken Radio !!!!!!!

(no Subject)
Deep inside the empty space. I fill it will love and passion. I treat myself each day with a smile. I have learned that a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind. When I organize my thoughts, I tend to notice a weakness about myself. Once the weakness is defined, rather than cater to its needs, I replace the weakness with a strength. Seems though when I do this, people say "wow you are an odd person". But what people fail to realize is, each time you mention something you notice about me, it helps do nothing but simply build my character. Defining "Kyle" would take a novel to type. Those that have chosen to get to know me, have defined me in their own way. Does this mean I have many qualities? Or could it simply be that those who get to know me, pick and choose which characteristics they want to love and cherish? How is it that a person becomes an entity with no middle ground? Those people that know me, either choose to love me dearly, or choose to hate me. I am content with goi

I Dunno
still lost..I just don't know what I want, where I want to be or who I want to be with. I am trying so hard to stand on my own two feet...not doing very well, I don't think. I spend most my waking hours high...I mean MOST of them. I am still after the same thing though...happiness.

The Truth On King
NSFW once agian to save my ass because i hear that these veiws are offensive. not sure why??? Abolish the KING Holiday! by Dr. Ed Fields * Martin Luther King was affiliated with 60 Communist Fronts. He openly incited violence under the banner of "nonviolence." King led a bizarre sex life which included acts of shocking perversion. On Jan. 31, 1977 Coretta Scott King obtained a federal court order sealing for 50 years 845 pages of FBI records about her husband, "because its release would destroy his reputation!" Still a cowardly, spineless Congress voted to make King's birthday a national holiday. This is should be an outrage to all Christians. The King Holiday act must be repealed! The life story of Martin Luther King is shocking and disgraceful from beginning to end. He was born with the name Michael King on Jan. 15, 1929. In 1935 his preacher father, "Daddy" King, decided to name himself after the great Protestant reformer Martin Luther. He announced to his congregation that he

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DJ Bass @ Gods Forsaken Radio DJ Bass's influences are porn, bass playing, large bowel movements, and the Smell of cedar chips. His favorite bands are Strapping Young Lad, Primus, Iron Maiden, Clutch, and Gut. The reason he likes being a DJ is because he gets to spin music that he is passionate about, and to bring different bands to the ears of fellow metal heads. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Bass @ Gods Forsaken Radio !!!!!!!

Things I Don't Understand
There are two things in this world I don't understand. That is to say that no matter what happens, I don't think I'll ever grasp the foundational aspects of these things. 1. Black holes. Let's face it, a paradox in which gravity is so powerful that it negates the ability of a massless object (such as light photons) to escape in space blows my mind. Quantum singularities disturb me. 2. Women. I find women to be totally confusing. I don't think I will ever be able to grasp what makes them work. The scary part about this is I have been directly exposed to women and I can't figure them out. At least with black holes I have an excuse, there isn't one around in the closest few, say thousands of light years. I think I'd understand a black hole if I could be there. Perhaps there really is only one great mystery in life.

In And Out Of My Life...
come and go when you want to go stay and play just to get away then life reminds you of your place in my day no excuse for your actions or lack of conversation no effort on your part to explain this separation, situation, complication, alienation. a fool you must see me to just comply with your fleeting but it's nothing to be complacent with you each meeting I know you you will never change you know me I will always arrange for you to be in and out of my life.

Confessional...
Confess... Tell me how you deal Share your secrets with me Tell me how to live I can't breathe at all Into sleep I fall Nightmares are all I see I would trade all for a true smile Take away my fear Help me feel warm again Caught in a winter rain Bury all these little things Show me the right road Pull me away from this edge Hold me, I'm falling...

2nd Attempt At Fubar..lmfao
well this is my 2nd attempt at fubar...deleted my other account due to a jealous boyfriend...created this one...he knws..hopefully there isnt anymore drama...fukin drama drama drama....feel free to rate me ...ill return love ..i promise.... my other account i was like level 23..vip...500 pics...i worked on that bitch alot...but its all good... show me some love purty please

Dying Mans Poem
nurses? ......What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .not very wise, Uncertain of habit .......with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice...."I do wish you'd try!" Who seems not to notice ..the things that you do. And forever is losing .............. A sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not...........lets you do a s you will, With bathing and feeding ..... The long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me. I'll tell you who I am ........ As I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, ....as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten.......with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters ........who love one another A young boy of Sixteen .........with wings on his feet Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet. A groom soon at Twenty ........my heart gi

Facts Of Black History
tagged nsfw so i don't get deleted even though i don't see how anything here sould be really. Facts of Black History Blacks commit 90% of the approximately 1,700,000 interracial crimes of violence that occur in the U.S. each year. Blacks are so much more likely than members of other races to commit crimes that police may be justified in stopping and questioning them more frequently-just as they stop men more than women and young people more often than old people. Whites are victims of over half - 50% of the violent crimes committed by blacks. Blacks are the victims of whites in 3% of violent crimes. ƒnBureau of Justice Statistics Black Commentator says Liberal Media Ignores Millions of Black on White Hate Crimes! The above statistics gathered by the New Century Foundation out of FBI reports have been completely ignored by the Liberal media and Conservative talk radio as well. Walter Williams, a well known syndicated black columnist attended the press conference of the New Centur

Against Child Abuse!!!
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With mo

Fubar And Me
Just wanted to throw this in here for anyone that wants to know. Due to some stuff going on in my life I'm going to have to limit my time killing on Fubar. But my yahoo is regularly on and a good way to contact me if you just wanna chat me up. hour_of_ten@yahoo.com Drop me a line if you want and please don't sign me up for gay midget gangbang porn. Not that I truly have a problem with gay midgets who are interested in homosexual larger gatherings, it just isn't my thing. All righty; take it easy all. -Gabe

Yada Yada
How old will you be in 3 birthdays? 27 Will you be married by then? Probably not Who was the last person you hugged? Ray What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinkin' at the Pour House If you could be anywhere, where would it be?? Sleeping What was the last thing you drank? Dew What's your favorite ice cream? Chocolate peanut butter cup Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? My beds not big enough to have a side! Do you know how to drive a stick? Not really well. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Bracelets and piercing shit. Who is the funniest person you know? Depends Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Not really. Most of them burnt up in the house fire. What are you mad about right now? Nothing really What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment? We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun

The Professor
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" To his first year medical students. Realising that this was not the most Riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what Your Ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably fishing with his mates." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Fetish Quiz, Cut And Dry.
**Alright, Astra ... I used your criteria, and this is what I came up with. Guess I'm a specialist. :P You Scored as Bdsm Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulations Bdsm 93% Anal 84% Tb/dl 73% Boobies/nipples 71% Beastiality 71% Gay/Lesbian 43% foot fetish

Pissy Ass People
so far... the past month was good then bad then sucked ass now it just fucking sucks ass, you know why? cause i can't make anyone fucking happy i can't so i don';t want to be thrown into the fucking middle again between people..i lost a great friend of 6 yrs now cause of my choices and now I'll make the one choice i have that i should a done to begin with, i won't choose any one no one but me myself and i, i can't be here all the time and do a damn job i can't pick sides and see people get butt hurt i basically am quitting working for anyone right now I'm sorry if you get pissed off you want to yell and scream at me go for it i don't give a shit at the moment those who are truly my friends it won't matter I'm not picking anyone's side but my own and if you can't accept that i can't handle it right now then yo know where the block and delete button are, so as of now i am now saying YOU all are less important then my children always will be and know what? that is where i will be I'll s

Ping Doi Mahr
1 cup Shrimp 1 Cup of diced chicken 2 cups of steamed broccoli 1 cup of sugar snap peas 1/2 cup of cauliflower 1/2 cup of bok choi 1 tbls sugar 1/3 cup of white wine 1/3 cup of clam juice 1/3 cup of soy sauce 1 cup of jasmine rice Take the shrimp and seer in butter and braise in the clam juice toss in the diced chicken and let simmer on low. Dump the juice from the braising into the wok and steam cook the brocoli and peas and bok choi (ad the cauli later or it will over power the dish) when the brocoli is BRIGHT GREEN and the cauli is tender add in the wine, soy and sugar and mix. Let sit and simmer. (Let the jasmine rice cook till fluffy in a rice cooker) Take some of the juice from the wok and laddle it in to a pan and au sec it (high heat until it becomes a film at the bottom) Than splash more white wine in it and use argo and thicken it lightly .. Add it to the wok. What this does is take place what the MSG would do. A thickener allowing the sa

Pick Out Any And All That Apply And Comment And Then Give A Big Fuck You To People Who Believe This Shit
Ok people lets do this, pick out any and all that apply and comment and then give a big fuck you to people who believe this shit. READY â€¦â€¦â€¦.GO 1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. 2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz 5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. 6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. 11. Iâ€™m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. 15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. 16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST b

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Vent
Just close my eyes everythings passing me by. I feel like I'm sitting in the passengers seat of a fast moving car and all I can do is watch my life pass me by. Realistically at this point I would rather be under the tires of that car. Nothing seems right any more. I need to take a deep breath and move on from everything in my life. I need to do it before i lose my damn mind. I don't understand how i always get my self in these situations. Wishing i was some where else with some one else doing ne thing else.

Polar Plunge
I am a crazy Minnesotan. I jump in the ice in March for the hell of it. Ok, maybe not just for the hell of it, it's for the special olympics. I did it last year, and it was a blast! I have a small goal of raising $75, but last year, I raised nearly $400! At the end of this blog, there is a link. If you feel so inclined, please go and donate for a worthy cause. I promise to post wet shirt pics! Thank you everyone, it is much appreciated! xoxoxoxo http://www.specialolympicsminnesota.org/Polar_Plunge_App.php?regid=4827&step=pledge&action=showwebpage&event_id=9&team_id=524

Facts About Teh Un
1. UN peacekeepers have been accused of child rape, sexual abuse or soliciting prostitutes during various peacekeeping missions, starting in 2003, in Congo, Haiti,] Liberia,Sudan, Burundi and Ivory Coast. 2. Oil For Food scandal (look it up) 3. UN "diplomats" are tax free, and guess who is paying for their parking tix, luxuries, rent, etc when they live in NY? Yup, we are.

Self Cpr
This could save someone's life -- maybe mine or yours! l Subject: Self CPR What are you to do if you have a heart attack While you are alone. If you've already received this, It means people care about you. The Johnson City Medical Center staff actually Discovered this and did an in-depth study On it in our ICU. The two individuals that discovered this then did An article on it, had it published and have had it incorporated into ACLS and CPR classes. It is very true and has and does work. It is called cough CPR. A cardiologist says it's the truth If everyone who gets this sends it to 10 people, You can bet that we'll save at least one life. It could save your life! Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. And you're driving home (alone of course), after an usually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain In your chest that starts

I Don't Feel Safe
Since we got robbed, our neighbor told us who it was. We know. We also know someone traded pot for it. Shit will go down, I'm not dumb. I don't want to live here anymore. I'm here all by myself most of the time. I'm 5 foot, 98 lbs, if that. I don't have a gun, I never held one before even. I know bikers. I know bikers that have "clubs." I don't want my mom to get hurt, I don't want her bf to get hurt, I don't even want my cockatiel to get hurt. I'm scared and I know the police are effing useless. They won't do shit until it's already done and over with. Ever notice in the movies they show up right after everyone's dead? That's how it is. I don't really know what to do. Move to Anderson with my dad? He has a new baby and I don't want to be burden. I can't move into an apt. since I'm on SSI and there's a year waiting list to get into the apts. that are Section 8. So what do I do? Stay at Big Dog's bar all day with the bikers? LMAO.

Sdmf
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DRAMA SHIT BETWEEN PEEPS IN SO CALLED SDMF LOUNGES.. IF YOU ARE SDMF YOUR NOT RECRUTED THATS BULL SHIT.. IF YOU ARE SDMF YOU DONT GET MAD AT YOUR OWN FUCKEN BLOOD OVER SOME BITCH.. IF YOU ARE SDMF YOU DONT DISRESPECT ONE ANOTHER PERIOD.. YOU DONT TRY TO START SHIT.. OH YEAH DONT LET ME FORGET THE TRUE SDMF WOULD NEVER PLAY KKK SONGS IN THERE LOUNGE AND DISRESPECT MY RACE.. CUZ ZAKK WOULD NEVER EVER DISRESPECT ME NOR MY RACE EVEN PLAYING CUZ ITS NOT FUNNY.. READ YOUR BYLAWS MOTHER FUCKERS.. AND IF YOU LIVE BY THEM THEN LIVE BY THEM. READ #1 AND READ #7..MAKE SURE YOU ALL READ THIS AGAIN.. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME AND IF YOU DONT RESPECT ME GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE YOU FAKE ASS FUCKS..DONT EVEN TRY TO INVITE ME TO YOUR LOUNGE WHEN YOU PLAY STUPID KKK SONGS AND THINK ITS FUNNY NIETHER. I DONT DEAL WITH FAKE ASS FUCKS. DO YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU TRY TO DOWN SOMEONES RACE? I BET YOU DO!! DO YOU FEEL BIG WHEN YOU DISRESPECT PEOPLE I BET YOU DO!! FUCK ALL THIS STUPID DRAM

When Best Friends Love
You entered my life like a gentle sigh, like a quiet breeze blowing softly through the leaves. You were a stranger first, one who laughed freely and easily, who spoke of minor intimacies and common grounds, who made me feel strangely liked and valued. You became my friend, no longer a stranger, trusting me with secrets hidden, confiding what you liked and hated. We talked and laughed and, as time passed by, I grew more and more dependent upon your smile. From strangers to friends was just a baby step, a step a thousand others take every day. Without your trust and trusting ways, without your smiles and encouraging gaze, I would never have taken the step beyond. But the gentle breeze blowing through the leaves is relentless and never ending. We became closer friends, and closer still, until much of my life was centered around the times we spent together. We traveled far along the path of friendship, avoiding the bumps somehow, never stumbling, always in step wi

Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice
Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice YO! It's the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein' seen Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound Yeah, everybody let's move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass Iceman, ya know I'm not playin' -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin: Chorus: Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin' it up, hour after hour Cause in this life there's only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it's the: Chorus

Steelers Win And Are Going To The Superbowl!
Ok so yes as most of you know I am a huge (pun intended) Steelers fan, I love them with all my heart and will always be a fan! SO yes another win for us today, I knew it all along.... lol Ok maybe not there is that chance so you never know that but I always have faith in my boys and our defense is #1 all around for a reason. Now any other time going to my Steelers bar is cool but today oh my there was drama at every turn. PPL saving seats with there Terrible Towels and other ppl get pissed off, to a fight breaking out, I know huh like mixing lots liquor never makes that happen. But alas we braved through it all and were victorious once again! Aside from getting my beer spilled by some guy and then later getting some sort of whiskey sprayed all over me, it was another fvcking awesome day spent with my Steelers fans! So Steelers are going to Superbowl 43 against the Arizona Cardinals who have not been to a Superbowl in what something like 61 years lol. So my boys are going to win Supe

Mad World - Gary Jules
Mad World - Gary Jules All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Mad world Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday And I feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it ha

Whine Fest
So I have had a rough couple weeks so I am going to let a little out. I have been married for almost 9 years and from the moment I met him he has lied to me and cheated on me and even been a bit abusive. So he left Dec 07 for Iraq and shortly after being gone I found out he was cheating on me before he left YET again. So after 5 of my friends were killed in Iraq I found this out, not only did I have to deal with the lose of my friends and my marriage, I was let go of my volunteer position taking care of the soldiers and their wives because he was cheating ON ME....make sense to anyone else cause it don't to me. So we seperated last Feb. when he came home in April for his 18 day leave I tried to give him a shot to fix things and he ended up getting drunk and trying to kill me. SO I called it over. He is suppose to be back in a couple weeks and he wants another chance--NO WAY IN HELL---I already told him no. SO I met someone and he has been the world to me, although we haven't met

Barbie Girl - Aqua
Barbie Girl - Aqua - Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You Wanna Go For A Ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump In! - Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation I'm A Blonde Single Girl In The Fantasy World Dress Me Up, Take Your Time, I'm Your Dollie You're My Doll, Rock And Roll, Feel The Glamour And Pain Kiss Me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky-Panky You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours, Oooh Whoa I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oo

Heartless You Are
Heartless You Are Lonely Horny, Yet I am cold and dead to you dreams of love. Heartless you are to me upon each breathe I take. Loving Caring, But you could careless about my feelings for you. Heartless you are to me with word I speak to you. Sad Happy, What are these emotionally feelings I having now because of you. Heartless you are to me when I reach out to you. Restless Untamed Be my wicked thoughts of you. Heartless you are to me for no reason. Constant Endless energy How I wish you would make love to me. Heartless you are to me with kiss and touch upon another, instead of me. Dominant Submissive Which do you want me to be? Heartless you are to me without speaking to me. Sex Inexperience Yet, I want you to be my lover. Heartless you are to me because you don’t come to me. Lips Hands How I want to touch your body of sin. Heartless you are to me bait me with sweet words of hope, but never give it to me. ©2009 Firestar

Thank You All
As a lot my good friends have noticed. I have not been on here much lately. Several reasons why. Fubar is a great site with many good people. But I was getting burnt out. I needed a break badly. Plus I has some minor computer issues. Also Fubar has went from a fun site to a money site and even those spending money are getting the shaft. This is not a rant or me bitching ,,,but rather speaking the truth. I would like to personally Thank all who sent me drinks,,,rated me or anything else. I know who you are and all love will be returned. You all are the best. I will be back on here full time tomorrow or the next day. Much love and many thanks to all Joe

I Need To Move Out
I recently lost my job. I moved back in with my Mother and Step Father. Which I knew was a mistake. I need to leave here before I lose whats left of my mind. Keep in mind I have no job, anyone have any ideas for me. I am about to go Nucking Futs. If ya get that. Life has failed me.

My First Post
Awww... so finally I found the blog button. Yay. So here is my first post. This fubar thing is new to me and still somewhat confusing. Fun- but confusing. I'll keep this short while I continue trying to figure shit out around here. Thanks for all the love... Kelly

My Profile Will Only Be Viewable To People With Salutes.
Someone reminded me of this yesterday. I was out with a friend. and i noticed a guy looking at me. I didnt think much of it. this happened last month. So when my friend went to get me lucnch we were at the food court(mall) the same guy starts coming my way. and says i look sexy. so i was like um... ty? Him: You dont remember me? i told him no. Him: im friends with you on fubar, i like your naughty pics.. so i got a little nervous. said ty. then he asks if the guy i was with are into threesomes? cause we could go to his truck. he starts to sit down. my friend shows up with the food and asks if im ok. i got scared. my friend saw this and he ask the guy to leave. The scary part is i had my baby with me. so we continued mall shopping to calm down after the guy got the hint. The i noticed he's following us. my friend and he got into it. since my friends a big guy he was able to handle it. the guy leaves. as we get in the car cause i just want to go home my friend noticed this truck circling

Work In Progress
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Frustration
So i have never blogged before..so if i do it wrong let me know. But the reason for the blog is that i dont have anyone to talk to regarding my frustrations. I am a single mom of three girls. I am recently divroced and having to share custody. I am so tired of when they go to his house for the weekend they come back with such attitude and disrespect. Granted they are young but it still is so hard to deal with when they come back. and then it takes me almost the whole week to go back into our routine and then it is time for them to go back.

Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With mo

Disgusted
Once Again.......I Was Right About RJ Cheating, I guess my instincts were right....even though i hoped i was wrong..but... once again...it turns out...that my cousin and good friend (kayla)...tho i did not ask them too..and for once i behaved (miracle i know)and i'm not saying they were right to do this but...they figured payback was a bitch...for what RJ did to me again...and they knew i should probably know the truth and I did want the truth but would have rather heard it from him. I think in any relationship..if one wants out..they should be honest...it might hurt..but it is so much easier to heal if you hear the truth.... Anywayz... they gathered up some things they could find easily, since his new gf is into drama as RJ is apparently....and she spammed it all over the net that they have been together since Sept (around the 17th) ...yet he was engaged to me...did not leave me till middle of October...(amazing huh?)...so at least now i know the truth but, one thing i am asking is

Amazing Guy
Jeff i just want you to know how lucky i am to have you in my life you treat me the best any man has ever treated me and shit happens don't let it get you down just know that im here for you and you can tell me anything baby. You mean the world to me and just know babe.everything happens for a reason.

Inauguration Cost
yep the country is in trouble with the economy but good old obama is spending $150 million of tax payer money for his inauguration. hmmm does this seem like the correct thing to do??? i dont care who u voted for, thats just not the correct thing to do with the way the economy is right now. hope no problems happen in this great country because most is coming from fema....

The Entirety
Aint I - Yung LA THERE COMES A MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DESERVE TO BE COMEMORATED. THOSE PEOPLE THAT STUCK BY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU FUCKED UP, THE ONES' YOUR STUCK BY EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKED UP. PEOPLE WHO HAD YOUR BACK REGARDLESS OF YOUR AFFILIATIONS AND ALL THAT DRAMA FILLED FUBAR LIFE BULLSHIT. SO HERE THEY ARE A HEFTY HANDFULL OF GOOD PEOPLE, LOVE EM, HATE EM, RATE EM, BLOCK EM, BLING EM OR JUST PLAN IGNORE THEM I DON'T CARE, BUT HERE THEY ARE!!! -{Dots}- The Anime Nerd@ fubar /S/ilhouette@ fubar [[Per]]™@ fubar Priceless™@ fubar Vv i X x en@ fubar Beautiful Dreamer ♥ Fubar's "MOST" Finest =] Eye Candy @ The Candy Shop!

Never Ending Auction Info
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Lonely Among A Thousand People
Hey what about today Is everything ok The world is in my hands But I don't care Something in my mind If I could realize The colors in my eyes are black and white Don't believe it's true If I blame it on you I'm only trying to hide I'm not right Forgive me if you can Sometimes I'm not a man My body's here but it's without me Lonely among a thousand people This is how I feel Somebody please help me Where is my soul...

Pouring Myself
I just cant believe how a person can forget the other. I feel useless with out the person. I only want a hey how r u ? hows life going ? But i get nothing ingorned. I been trying to get it out my head but ijust cant. cuz me and this person had something going and something mayor happen. But they act as if nothing did. Also when talking behind my back is worst cuz who knows what the person is saying about u. I feel like total shit been feelin this way for the last 4 months now. I hate it and i just want to died. But i know i cant i got to keep strong for my kids. This is so something i've been dealing with alone and i couldnt keep it inside any longer cuz its eating at me. Poople dont have to comment if u do thats nice thankz. I just ad to write my thoughts down. Muah Natalia

A Gripe And Scare Over Women....
I Hope this does not Offend anyone Women out there.. Well Hi FUBAR,, well I Just figured I’d add to this BLOG section.. Hmm were to start. I have learned a few things about my self since the Divorce and Before it. One thing I learned is when you go to a bar with your Wife/girl friend and she has already ben drinking and she is with her friends that are not really yours, you end up seeing a side of her that I did not care to see of mine. Like Holly shit if you will I was at the Bar getting her and her friends and I, Apple pucker shots and wouldn’t you know it this Dammn guy was at our table hitting on her and I guess she was to drunk to realize I was watching the hole thing happen. And her friends husband looked at me like I don’t know whom this is. Well to make a Long story Short I bought her 4 Hot prairie FIRE shots till she though them Up. LOL LMAO. Well that was a few years ago and now that I am single I am soo careful of whom I am with. The thing I sooo hate is Now I am scare

Time For Manly's Wings!!!
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Shame
What a shame By HJG It's a crying shame The living proof That nothing here Is what I want The death of love Has come too often My life you see An ironic mess The one I love So far away His soft touch What I long for A piece of paper A pencil too The comfort I seek Just won't come This sad story Told too often Started with hope Ending in tragedy A soft pillow Lay my head down No light here It's ok to sleep Now to dream tonight I want to see you And make your touch So real to me My heart it aches It pines for you The tears come heavy The trouble of it all And all I want Nothing too much Is to hold you And say "I Love You"

The Beginning
The Beginning The beginning... I am here; take me now as I am Take and hold me close and show me trust I see the love you have and you use it well Smile and touch my face look into my eyes Immerse yourself in lust move with me Let go of your worries and cares and come… Let me take you away and escape the harsh reality Allow the dream we share to enter and envelope us The kiss… Our lips touch softly at first fanning the flame My hair falls from place, your expression changes Your eyes soften watching with intensity Lean into me once more touch me and smile Enjoy the moment and take advantage of the sublimity Hold me with firm hands and make my body tingle The anticipation drives me wild you make me weak With a whisper… Lead me grab my hand and show me There's no mistake I love you enjoy my notions I remove what gets in the way you do too No other words need to be exchanged we already know With one look it is known wi

Okay So I Am Old
Okay, so I am old. I get it. Damn. Shuuuuutup! Current mood: bouncy So I tried the stripping thing. I went in with the most honorable intent of becoming a great employee -- until I managed to injure myself the first night somehow...All I remember was having a blast dancing on stage... The next day I woke up sore. I also woke up hung over, so I assumed the pain was all about that. Until I woke up the second day even more painful!! I will tell ya, having a two story place quickly wore thin. I can finally move about with ease today! So stripping must become OFF THE MENU. I just am not that girl anymore. It was easier when I tried days, but nights just felt wrong. I don't want to be on an opposite schedule from my normal life. I want to still be able to do my daily pursuits without feeling completely worn out. This again puts me at a place where I must find the perservance to motivate myself to remain self employed...I must wrap my mind about the projects out in Baytown. I foun

The Journey Of Friendship
Written By & Shared with me By a Very Dear Friend Tjattherock Thank you TJ For allowing me To Share this with others as Well My Dear Friend The journey starts as people meet they watch each other to see if they have anythig in common and hear thier words as they speak. They soon realize tha they people they have chosen to speak with have certain special qualities that helps them to complete themselves. The journey though it may be good for them to travel becomes full of twists, turns, and obsticales for the people to take. It is through these types of situations that you realize how true of a friend that you have and are. In this part of the journey your friendships will meet its challenges as some of your friends will stop. Some will turn around, turning thier backs on you. And some will try to lead the way, acting as if they know how to get you through the difficult times. While a true friend will stand beside you take you by the hand to help you take the rough road ahead

Poem
Once I loved once it was grand The beating of hearts in unison Clasp my hand and say nothing Ultimately understanding the silence I cried once it tore me apart My heart was then very alone My arms holding my being tightly Never calming the tears that followed I sigh now wishing I knew why Trying to comprehend my own motions I fall to me knees and throw my hands up Tell me why do I deserve to be left alone? I'll die one day and rest silently My hands being placed meticulously My face will look hollow love deprived The feeling that love has left me will die w/ me

Ending
The End Hold my hand and stare The people pass by slowly Lowering their eyes Smile and know that it is I Lay my head down softly Kiss my cheek and walk away Never again witness me My smile has faded Don't cry for me It will not make it better Tear if it makes it easy Know I'm always there Close it now Sigh and understand Grieve if you must Remember me and smile

107
Are you ready for 107 questions? sure Was your last relationship a mistake? It was after I took him back the 2nd time. Do you regret it? no...live and learn Have a best friend? I do Are you a boy or girl? girl How do you want to die? not old and sick... What did you last eat? icecream When was your last verbal fight? hmmm...not sure... Do you have an attitude? I do What is your real name? Natasha Do you hate anyone at the moment? I'm very Hostile towards a couple people. Do you miss someone? I do Do you tan a lot? nope. I burn Have any pets? yep How exactly are you feeling? tired, bored, bitter. Ever made out in the bathroom? no Are you sca

Really
I have been thinking about ending it .. and yes I know that it is an irrational thought . and I know its not something I really want to do but the thought persists and i know i dont think i really would at least I dont think that i could but the thought persists and sometimes when I feel so cold and nothing seems to matter I think maybe it would be better not to be at all and no i dont think i really would at least i dont think that i could the thought persists

Writing Out An Orgasm?
If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry I would pen you down in sentences in paragraphs writing with the same impulses as touches centering Left the right fingering the pen to write out the G-spot You would have a multiple before reading the first word first vowel or syllable lips stirred you bite and lick pronouncing the words before you on the page like the nudity before you a big pencil believed to be mechanical Long words see length A big pencil I wish I could write on you let my lead hit your pages you have had enough typing erase all memories of that when you need some tapping of the pen to the pages which are wet and sticky together at times If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry You would always cum full circle to read anything and everything I wrote: Words ejaculated on the page In an orgy of letters That were gangbanged by punctuation The ink dripped in between the lines causing double penetration Arousing

I Am Waiting
I Am Waiting I’m outta of my clothing. Now I’m naked upon my king size bed. I’m ready to play, But you are not here. I’m outta of reason to wait, But I want only you to love me in ways that will make soar. Yet, my king size bed is empty. Come to me now, so I can enable to lose myself in wicked passion with you. I linger here with lost dreams of passion. My heart flutters like butterflies wings. My soul is wishing to be completed by your love. I’m outta of thoughts and tears. Now what should I do. I breathe with need to touch you. Can you please come love me? I need your kisses to set me free. I am waiting for you to come to me. I am willing to surrender everything over to you. Hypnotic is your haunting smile and eyes that calls out to me. I am waiting to belong. Ask me not to give up on you. Give me no false lies. Donate all your passion to my unlived passion. I am waiting for you to make all my wicked dreams come real. I am willing to 4get all o

Things Children Say
So, my five-year-old comes downstairs. She says "Mom, Chloe called me a pervert." Now, this is the child who will randomly try to grab my boobs and say she likes to see naked boys. So, my response was "You ARE a pervert!" She says "No I'm not!" and yells "PENIS!" Then collapses in a pile of giggles.

Highways
Hauling ass in the left lane Talking on the CB Listening to Sirius 23 Not paying attention too much Just background noise is all Up ahead is Cabbage My what a sight Covered in snow and ice Time to back it on down Taking it slow for once Moves to the right lane Drops 4 gears Jakes loud and proud Starting the climb Slipping wheels Black Ice is what I'm on Oh shit Spread comes around Steers out of jackknife Drops another gear Slowly I proceed Up and up I go Slipping and sliding An hour later Still four miles to the top Weather worsening Getting slicker Chain laws in effect Pulls over to chain up Throwing iron, what I do Getting started again Slower and slower I go Only in 12th Starts to slide again Chain comes loose Pulling over once more Checking on the chain Four wheeler flying up the hill No time to react I go flying through the air Landing on my back All is black Looking down upon my prone body Wondering what is wrong No sounds around No l

Part 3
He stopped at the gate so that the security guard could let him in after he showed his identification, once he got through the security he headed toward the hanger where the jet was being kept. “Finally you’re late, did you have any problems obtaining Master’s prize?” “No, everything went as planned; she was late arriving at the destination.” “Well, hurry up and get her on board the plane so we can take off before it gets any later.” “As you command Victoria,” He opened the side doors of the van and quickly cut the bonds that held Khatra in place. After checking to see if she was still breathing because of the chloroform he carried her on board the plane. He laid Khatra down on the long couch and left plane. His job was complete. Now it was up to Victoria to get Khatra ready to be presented to Dragos. Victoria left the sleeping woman long enough to gather a few things and then instructing the pilot to start the engines and prepare for take off. When Victoria returns to K

Come Stroke My Desire 4 You
Come Stroke My Desire 4 You Purrs like a lil kitten Come see 4… Yourself how your touch makes me feel. You won’t be disappointed. Come get some sweet kisses that are prefect like a summer breeze. Do you dream of such things like I do? Can you dare to request what lurk deep within my heart and soul for you? Or Will you run away scare? Come stroke my desire 4 you? Howling out your name with lustful passion I will be. Hear my softly moaning upon the sweet wind of longing. Come see 4… If you can possess me forever. I am waiting for you. Show me how you dare the longing burning within you for me. I want to give you everything that no other man can ever from me. Will you just keep on running away from me? I bet you can handle me. Come stroke my desire 4 you? I desire a lil loving from you. Come hit up on me, if you dare to have the best. Come see 4… How I will scream and moan to your wicked touch upon my heavenly body of sin

The Orgy.....a Work In Progress
They planned the night, they invited their favorite naked people. His and hers. They rented the perfect hotel suite. Lots of surfaces for lots of slippery gyrating bodies. Then set the rules and posted them on the door. There were three rules and they were simple. One - Strip as soon as you come in. Two - No pee, no poop, no vomit, everything else goes. Three - Retire to bedroom #4 when you're too tired to play or drive home. Everyone at this party knew everyone else, or should, so there really was no need for any rules, but just in case. People can get crazy when they get high on those sex endorphins. Macon and Indi arrived first to set up, drinks on the bar, plenty of ice and water...lots of fluid would be needing replaced. Sign on the door of bedroom #4. Lubes, oils, condoms and toys everywhere. Dirty movies on all the tv's. Two huge baskets by the door for the clothes and a pile of keys for anyone who needed to leave and come back in. Forty people invited. 32 RSVP'd. Time t

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Lounge
I just started my first account on fu last night and i am loving it so far the people are nice and everything is new and confusing but great, i stumbled into a lounge last night and it was absolutely amazing, i heard you can have radios on here and make song requests in lounges, that is just great to me, the first lounge i stepped into i loved it and the new people i met in there were lovely, some lounge called Demonic Retribution, i had a great time learning to chat in there last night and they were all so helpful to me, i am greatful for their help, Much Luv To All My New Friends On Fubar And The Great People I Still Have Not Met. Muah!!!

The Trip
My bestest friend Olga just got back from Israel yesterday. I had no idea she was going, but she is very secretive, so... She says they heard some rockets, but otherwise it went fine. It was the same trip I went on 2 yrs ago, only her group was way better. SHe told me that Hamas made the truce with Israel...so Israel can deliver food and aid to Gaza. How sweet of Hamas to let them do it. I don't know why Israel is being such a pussy right now, and its annoying as hell. Oh, well, I just hope the shit stops from "blowing up" (pun intended) and escalating too much by the time I go there next year to work for civilian IDF :)

Thoughts
I've been working on myself, doing a lot of soul searching and just thinking about things and how they turned out. I never did really understand people or rather how they interact with each other. When you put someone alone in a room, they fall into a great despair wanting nothing more to be in the company of someone - anyone... Just to feel wanted, needed, loved, missed, hated...to feel ... anything. When you put two people in a room they spend most of their time fucking, and trying to figure out better ways of getting down each others pants. When you put three people in a room, they spend most of their time plotting to kill each other. Put four people in a room and they begin to choose sides, they start forming packs and they develop an "us versus them" mentality...that is how wars start. In the end I found that people are essentially still hardwired in their emotional core as primates...if they are not fighting or fucking then they create their own drama so they w

Her Submission. Part 1.
She layed down after her shower in her plush bed, her sheet barely covering the tips of her nipples, cresting at her upper thighs, the air conditioning cooling her from her long day. She thought she'd hear from him tonight but alas, he must have gotten hung up at the office. Exhaling, she drifted into sleepland, dreaming of nothing but him, touching her to sleep in her exhaustion.He unlocks her door quietly with the key she gave him, assured that she is sleeping soundly in her bedroom after glancing around her entry way into her living room. He takes his shoes off along with his jacket, putting them away next to his briefcase. He unties his tie, unbuttoning his dress shirt, laying them on the back of the couch, rubbing down his chest. He can smell the sweet scent of his lovely Lady lingering throughout the house as he reaches for his belt, taking it off.He walks down the hallway, peeking inside his sweetheart’s bedroom, thoughts begin to brim, remembering their last conversation after

Tears
A thousand tears I have cried, Before I've seen the day I die. I want no more, I feel no more,And now I know for what is in store. The madness within is getting great, And the reason for life I no longer debate. My mind it spins and thoughts are glum, And now I wish it would all be done. A quiet place I need to be, So I can see the way you see me. I need to know what to feel,So I can be assured That I am real.I'm so confused and anger felt, Would you be the one to give me help? To ease my pain and put out the fire, In hopes to stop the evil desire. Lend me a hand or a gun, It doesn't matter, pick either one. Give me council and advice, Or tell me to pull the trigger twice. Don't tell me I need help, I know very well, Remember? I'm living this nightmarish Hell.But don't worry, It will go away, you'll see.Who knows, I might even go back to being me.However, for now, I'm stuck where I am,On this boat in the sea, with no sight of land.And here I will ponder how much I can endure,How

Anything Goes With Gemini
Anything Goes on Sunday Sinners Paradise Lounge and Dawn Star Radio invite you to join us as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life plays what you want yo hear. Regardless of the genre or year its from. As long as she has it she'll play it. Anything you want to hear (and we mean ANYTHING!). 8pm - 10pm (EST) Hope to see you there!

Thinkin....
Well figured i'd blog since i got sum shit on my mind... 1st off.. im just tired of being sick! lol ok yea 2nd.. i have to say which he already knows.. i signed up for fubar in jan08.. signed up.. really had no clue what i was doing, and never really came back till recently.. and startin checkin out a friend of mind and got interested in him.. now we text on a regular which is really good and im liking him alot. comin back to fu i really didnt think i was gonna connect with sum1. but i did and i like it n him alot. he's made my 2009.

January 2009
Well people, here is an update of my life... In December, I lost my home and became homeless. I was staying with a so called "friend" for a bit, but she threw me out, and took all my furniture (which some I did give to her, but she took everything else too) and she has my animals too. well, if I can find someone to watch my animals, she will give them back. As of now, I'm living in a sober-living house and trying to be sober once again. Hopefully in a month or two I can afford my own place and start over again...with my babies (my animals). As of now, I am sad because I miss my babies and haven't seen them in over a month. Please pray for me...and if you are in Az and know of anyone that could be a foster parent to two cats for a month or two, please let me know!

A Night
I love the way you look tonight With your hair hangin' down on your shoulders, 'N'I love the way you dance your slow sweet tango, The way you wanna do everything but talk And how you stare at me with those undress me eyes, Your breath on my body makes me warm inside. Let's make out, let's do something amazing, Let's do something that's all the way 'Cause I never touched somebody like the way I touch your body, Now I never want to let your body go ... Let's make a night to remember From January to December, Let's make love to excite us, A memory to ignite us, Let's make honey, baby, soft and tender, Let's make sugar, darlin', sweet surrender. Let's make a night ro remember All life long. I love the way you move tonight, Beads of sweat drippin' down your skin, Me lying here'n'you lyin' there, Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere. Let's make out, let's do something amazing, Let's do something that's all the way 'Cause I nev

My Hidden Love
My Hidden Love Long wet kisses I long from you. Lifetime of endless love I dream about with you, But I am just a mere shadow about your life, you don’t see. All I feel or think goes unsaid because my words mean nothing to you. Tears I hide within my emotionally rainstorm within me, So you will never see my pain of you not seeing my love. Unbreakable I will be. In the end I hope you will come to regret passing me by. Good bye my heart desire. Good bye my soul yearning. I will just wait within my dreams of love for you. I will not beg or demand your attention towards me. Naughty things I wish to share with you, I will shut them down in my dark abyss of sorrow. My hidden love for you will become the whisper wind of lostness. I will linger in the darkness of shadowy love, Until one day, someone will dare to set me free from my sorrowful prison of loving you. Never will I let you or anyone see or hear my pain of lost love from you. I will walk without sound or meaning.

Getting Anxious
I am sitting here today getting my clothes packed realizing that I had better pack warm because it is going to be cold as hell in DC in the next few days. I am getting so freaking excited about getting to be in the middle of all the craziness that will be the presidentual inauguration. Those who know me know that I am a huge believer in Thomas Jefferson's belief that there should be a revolution in every generation....HELL YEAH, the revolution starts now. I am thrilled to see a president who is in touch with the normal American. I cracked up when I was watching the Inaugural Kickoff Concert today because his youngest daughter was figiting while people like Garth Brooks, U2, and Bruce Springsteen were singing. It made me laugh because that is what my sons would be doing. It is going to be hands down the biggest party that I am ever going to experience and HELL lets face it, I can't wait for that too. I will be keeping all of my fufriends posted on what I am doing and what trouble

Position Open
girlfriend application Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 13. Favorite body part on a girl? 14. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 15. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 16. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight: I got dumped: I pissed you off: What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes:

Hanging Out
Had a good time hanging out with my best friend last night. we are planning a trip to Las Vegas. Hopefully will work out so we can go. I just need to get away and I know she needs toas well. This isn't really about anything in particular, just a few random thoughts. really enjoying my single life hanging out with friends but would love to find someone special to do all those things with!! anyway, take care!! Later

Human History And The Creation Of Liberals And Conservatives
(Please note: THIS IS A HUMOR PIECE. I wrote it to amuse myself and you, dear Readers. If you get all butthurt and can't take a joke, don't bother with the hate mail. I won't read it!) ================================================================================================== For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agricultur

That's A 10'4
Action Stiff Hard Erect directorial debut vuluptuous functioned as a transporting mechanism camera recording to the long stockings and heels up and out pinpointed up her thighs down clothing that teased the body's gratification desperately sighing leaving her pleading impatient she was wanting out so that he could get in HER she wanted him in HER for him to swim in Her Like Jaque Cousteau discover the bottom floor of her work it out like he is in the gym when he is in Her causing her to turn around and ride him again slightly different this time by the hair of his chinny chin chin she came right when she felt that he might have grinned turned up and exchanged with a 10' 4 she spilled over and out her breaker short circuited and was left out all over him MiCheCk1.2.isthisthingon?Copyright2008

Downraters!
Ok, so I get the idea of the site and how it works. I get the concept that of why down rating is "uncool". What strikes me is the pics of who down rates. I noticed quite a few folks have screen shots of downraters. Why does it always seem the downraters are f*cking fugly as hell themselves. Even worse the groups of "supposedly" attractive folks bringing rating justice to the process. WTF!! Stupid people are so amusing it's almost worth letting them live.

A Night Out With The Girls
This is based on a incident that was told to me from a dear friend here on Fubar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The bar was crowded and the music was beating very loud and the five of us girls quickly saw an empty table. We darted for the table at the same time. We were all laughing because we got to table so quickly. We all continued to laugh as we settled into out chairs. It was so funny and was setting the tone for our evening out. The scents that I smelled were so much of different alcoholic beverages that were being poured up to the customers. But the predominant smell throughout the bar was that of the familiar beer. The hostess came over to our table and we all ordered our first round for the night of favorite longneck beer. When the waitress walked away I locked eyes on this very good looking black gentleman sitting up at the bar. Our eyes locked for just a second but it was filled with sexual tension. He wasn’t a hunk in fact he was r

Life Is A Long Lesson
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really are strong, And you really do have worth.

Never Leaving Untied Ends
There's something inside me that just won't go to sleep. There's something pulling at me that I don't want to keep. The disease of self has taken its toll. I'm blinded by it's darkness, it suffocates my soul. It seems that no matter how hard I fight, I can never do one thing right. While I refuse to give in to this crushing despair and refuse to ask why life is not fair. I try and cling to a sense of hope, push farther on faith, and learn how to cope. Sometimes life deals us a hard hand, because there's something more we need to understand. More than meaning, more than life. Learning to conquer our depression and strife. When life gets hard it becomes too easy to put up that guard. And that is when we need others the most. Instead of becoming a reclusive ghost. Sometimes the good fight is staying alive, and doing all you can just to survive, for your family and friends never leaving untied ends.

My Pimp Out By Mscharlotte2u 1_18_09
MsCharlotte2U's Random Weekly Pimpout!! I've decided to create a weekly random pimp out, randomly pimping out 5 friends once a week. This is completely random. Most likely, I won't even know we are friends until I put you in this bully. Hopefully I will remember who I have and have not placed in the bully, but I will not be keeping track of who has and has not been pimped. So, you could end up being pimped more than once. You may wonder what do I want out of this..I don't want or expect anything! If you just say thanks and or re-post, that will be thanks enough!Oh OK, you can tell them I sent ya, most likely, they/you, may not even know that, they/you are in here! So.. F/A/R each other, because we all do not have the same friends so there's always room for more.. and let the fun begin! NO BLOVIATING™@ fubar The Enchanting Goddess~FuOwned by SupplyDaddy~@ fubar mikerice27@ fubar *Sunnydays* is Proudly Owned By SinfulBrat :-)@ fubar Being all I can be@ fub

Strange Sex Laws
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kon

This Is Why It So Import You Rate One Folder
HE SUPPORTS HIS COUNTRY NOW I AM ASKING YOU TO SUPPORT HIM HE HAD HIS ACCOUNT HACKED WAS A GODFATHER NOW HE IS STARTING OVER Sgt.Redneck@ fubar LETS HELP THIS MARINE GET BACK TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN GO F/A/R/B/B/C THIS MARINE THIS BULLY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~' on '2009-01-14 20:37:53') (repost of original by 'Sgt.Redneck_USMC_Must Rate one folder to be ADD!!!!' on '2009-01-17 17:58:57') (repost of original by 'Cassie' on '2009-01-18 13:15:40')

Help This Marine Level Back To Godfather After Being Hacked
HE SUPPORTS HIS COUNTRY NOW I AM ASKING YOU TO SUPPORT HIM HE HAD HIS ACCOUNT HACKED WAS A GODFATHER NOW HE IS STARTING OVER Sgt.Redneck@ fubar LETS HELP THIS MARINE GET BACK TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN GO F/A/R/B/B/C THIS MARINE THIS BULLY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~' on '2009-01-14 20:37:53') (repost of original by 'Sgt.Redneck_USMC_Must Rate one folder to be ADD!!!!' on '2009-01-17 17:58:57') (repost of original by 'Cassie' on '2009-01-18 13:15:40')

1st Story
To Kill or Not To Kill By: Brian Flaherty Introduction There are some people you try to avoid but it may end up either way some good or some bad. My name is Robert Kingsland. My friends call me Rob. As one to have that same kind of experience it’s no difference to me. It’s not a great feeling. It is kind of horrifying and exhilarating at the same time. I’m 25 years old, 220 pounds, and I am 5’10”. Listen now one of these experiences has not only included me it has also included a good friend of mine Mike Roberts who moved to Missouri. Myself, I prefer the country out in Pennsylvania in a town called Cogan Station. Yes it is a very peaceful place. I own a Jeep Cherokee and it has over 15,000 miles on it and that’s just for having it only a year and a half. The inside of the vehicle is leather, with cup holders, and a built in cd player. I was a professional baseball player for the New York Mets. I was a shortstop but I blew out my knee and it ended my career.

69's Auction Anyone?
Ready For A Pre-Valentines Day Auction? SixtyNineMunch Is Holding One! Auction Will Run From January 25th Until January 31st There Is No Entry Fee And All Bids Start At 100K You May Offer Anything You Like The Better The Offer The Better The Bid! You Will Be Owned For A Month Rules Of This Auction Are: 1.NO DRAMA! If You Start Any You Will Pulled ASAP 2.If Bidder Pulls Their Bid Or Doesn't Pay The Bidder With The Prior Bid Will Be Given The Offer 3.It Is Not My Responsibility To Get Your Bid For You, I Will Email The Winner One Time To Let Them Know Their Offer Was Accepted 4.You Must Send Me Your Pic and Offer In Private Message 5. I Will Promote The Auction But You Need To Promote Yourself For Better Bids 6. You May Accept Bid At Any Time 7. Have Fun SixtyNineMunch@ fubar (repost of original by ' SixtyNineMunch' on '2009-01-18 11:55:08')

Parker20 Has Autos On!
Parker20 is only 700K to Godfather Come and show some love! Get mega points Over 1,900 pics to rate Send a private message to Sweet Addiction for return rates. Ends at 10:00pm Fu-time (PST) ********************************** Lovingly dedicated to Parker20 by ღ~Sweet Addiction®: ~Beautifully Insane~ღ forever parker20's slave~ღ

Blog One
Where do I start? I think that in this day and age that is the hardest problem of all. How do I prove who I am? Cause we all know that as soon as I tell you who I am no one will believe me. Hell if I claim it hard and loud enough they might put me in a Home for the mentally disturbed. Or if some members of society get there way they might just crucify me. Which of course would not be a good thing. Not again. Hell no one believed me the last time I told them who I was. That was an experience I don’t want to go through again. Then again it is a little funny to see how the world has changed and how my story has changed in two thousand years. I can read it over and over again and it seems that I did and said many things that never actually happened. Then again many things I did do never even come close to being mentioned at all. There are thousands of theories as to what happened to the middle part of that first life of mine and some are truly funny as hell. But some are scary. Abou

Help Baby Roxan!
This is the Story of Baby Roxan..... Taken from her Daddy's Blog While you read her story Please Try to open your hearts. Sometimes we forget about how important some things really are when we get distracted with the land of fubar. Thank you for taking the time to read baby Roxan's Story....if its not to much trouble to ask can you guys please repost this! Spread the word we need to get her all the help we can get! I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. I also included a bit about her and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. Simply CLICK THE PIC below to contribute, please. Thank you... AJ Roxan was born on November 30th 2008 at 6:27pm. She was a month premature and weighed in at 4lbs 6oz. Roxan was born with many complications, some severe and others strictly cosmetic.

Pbr Spokane Jan 17th
HEY HEY YALL WELL I DINT MAKE THE WHISTLE 5.5 SECONDS 2.5 SECOND S I JSUT MISSED LOL WAS ON T.V SO HOPE FULLY SOME OF YALL WAS ABLE TO WATCH. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNEW I HAD INJURIES LAST YEAR THAT KEPT ME FROM COMPETEING LIKE I WANTED TOO AFTER BIG TIMBER MONTANA BUT LAST NITE AFTER MY RIDE I FEE LREALLY GOOD AND REJUVINATED TO GET IT DONE THIS YEAR AND GET IN THE FORD BUILT TOUGH SERIES FOR A CHANCE AT THE TITLE. I FEEL GOOD REALLY GOOD AND WAS TALKING TO GOOD FREIND OF MINE BEAU HILL WHO ALSO RODE LAST NITE AND GONA BE HITTING SOME OF THE SAME RODEOS SO GONA TRY TO HOOK UP AS BUDDIES TO HELP SAVE ON EXPENSES . I GOT SOME NEW PICS UP SOME MORE COMING SO JSUT BE PATINECE AS I KNW WELL EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM . THANKS AGAIN YA GUYS FOR YA SUPPORT ITS APPRECIATED THANKS TO GINA AND BRIAN U GUYS ARE GREAT FRIENDS LOVE U TO DEATH THANK U FOR THE SUPPORT AND BRIAN WE HAD KICK ASS TIME BRO KEEP ROCKING BRO AND YALL STAY TUNED CUASE IM GONA GIVE IT ALL I GOT THI

What Else
does God have somethingagainst me. i try to do everything right and he keeps throwin more and more at me. see its not like im already in pain enough then he has to take another from me. he took two of my children and now a close one. and what hurts the most is that i never got the chance to aplogize to this person. i wisht death apon this person months ago of a major heart atytack. and what the fuck happens early this mornig she dies of an major heart attack. now that is something that i live with on my chest for the rest of my natural life. i really think that God hates me cause if he didn't he wouldn'tkeep putting me in these situations. could somebody tell me why he does this shit to me. i lost two kids in a 6 month period. thats fucken pqinful and both kids i accepted. they never made it to see one day. some lady just happened to run in the back the fuckin truck. she came close to gettin her head blown off. but i guess what she did was not intended on happening. now i have another

Once I Loved Him
Once I Loved Him Tick Tock Tick Tock There is endless ticking of the clock up my wall. Beep Beep Beep Beep Overwhelming horns are blowing beneath my window. Drip Drip Drip Drip The gentle rain falling like my endless tears over what I don’t have. Break Break Break Break My heart trembles with so much love for him. Trembling Trembling Trembling Trembling I have this dull aching in my soul because he cares not for me. Hand Hand Hand Hand I am reaching out into the darkness with my wicked dreams for him, but he is not within my reach. Dream Dream Dream Dream I once had wonderful dream of love, but I was happy to be just his friend, but he was never real friend to me. ©2009 Firestar

Thoughts Of You
Thought of You Thoughts flow like distant whispers upon my stormy dreams of you. How my heart beats like freedom forever flowing unheard And Un-felt like sorrow within teardrops of rocky rainstorm of fallen hope. Thoughts tremble like my weaken knees of you loving someone else instead of me. How my soul withers away like wings of death descending into the darkness forever And Hollow need too erase your forever from my trembling mind of love for you. Thoughts of you were once my wicked desire to dare sinful upon a bed untold passion. How my hands reached out to you, but all they got was endless air of nothing And Dull pain you were just a mere dream. Thoughts of love were once bright and within reach. How I thought you would be the one to set me free And Lead into the erotic passion forever more. Thoughts I now must let go of because you were someone real. How my reality has become a waking nightmare of false hope And Love never belongs to me. ©2009 Fir

Sanctified My Heart
Sanctified My Heart Great kingdom of my deepest heart is shaking now. Pass away please this love upon me. Break into pieces over his love I will not. Keep my heart sanctified from his stirring love. Teach my heart of essence to not stir with desire when he comes around me. Give me strength to withstand his haunting smile of dreams coming true. Erase my wicked sense of lust flowing within me because of him. Lock away my heart in a safe place from him. Sanctified my heart to longing and need to surrender all over to him. One touch of his love will break my resistance. Deliver me onto a pathway he will never walk upon. Blind my heart to his sweet words of love, so I may be sanctified from his desire of me. Approach me not with all unsaid appeals to you. Pass by me please. Let me always be free from you haunting touch upon my body. Sanctified my heart from this burning feeling I feel for him. His kisses are stirring my blood. His hands stroke the burning

If You Ever Go Out To Eat, Read This!
Next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the money so please help them out. Its a tougher job than you think and you should pay them accordingly! There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants w/o any knowledge of how to behave or tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out and store in your wallet and/or purse. 1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS": If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you control your kids and don't let them scream or run around the restaurant. Not only is it rude,

Perverted Terms Yo!
So I have been told that I REALLY need to make a blog. Well I really don't think that I do, but here's some crap for you anyways. And if you are disgusted well, blame TV and music like everyone else does. Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new. The Bait N' Tackle The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing! Ballsacking Takes some luck of the gene pool, bu

Miracles Do Happen, There Happening Every Moment
I was on the phone w my son a few moments ago,he sounds awesome. He using a fork, spoon and knife now all by himself to feed himself. before when his hands and fingers didn't want to work right, he was spoon fed by his wife and the nurse this is a miracle in itself. He tells me that they put him in a harness and stand him up,so he gets his trunk muscles circulated.as well as his legs muscles. He's has muscle spasms in his legs,which he tells me its good news. Can sit on edge of bed with trunk muscle's and his arms behind his back. Thank you so much for all your prayers and thoughts....

What Does Freinds Really Mean?
well i think a true meaning of freinds is someone who will be there for u trough the good ad bads someone who will go out of there way to help u out, someone who will give u money bc they believe ur needs are more important then ur own. im a true freind so if u need one add me as a freind ic an help u havea better life or help u level up, tell ur freinds bout me too.

What Our Family Does!!!!!
OUR FAMILY'S MAIN PURPOSE AS A LEVELING CREW IS TO DO EXACTLY THAT...HELP THEM LEVEL BY RATE/FAN/ADD THEIR PROFILE AS WELL AS RATE THEIR PICS AND STASH ITEMS...IF U WANT U CAN ALSO BUY THEM A DRINK OR SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOOSING TO GIVE THEM MORE POINTS AS U RATE...REMEMBER...THE MORE SHITFACED THEY R THE MORE POINTS THEY GAIN FOR RATING PICS AND STASH...I WILL BLOG THE PEOPLE THAT NEED HELP LEVELING BUT IF U KNOW OF SOMEONE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW AND I WILL GLADLY ADD THEM INTO OUR BLOG TO BE HELPED OUT.....ANY MORE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A FU-MAIL ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS...THANKS, SINCERELY, P.R. STUD FOUNDER OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY LEVELING CREW....

The Front By Patricia Cornwell
Plot Summary: At the start of this weak sequel to 2006's At Risk from bestseller Cornwell, Monique Lamont, a politically ambitious D.A., uses a speech at the John F. Kennedy School of Government in Cambridge, Mass., to launch an implausible anticrime initiative she's labeled No Neighbor Left Behind ("The decline of neighborhoods is potentially as destructive as global warming"). Lamont orders her main investigator, Win Garano, to reopen the case of a blind English woman, Janie Brolin, murdered in Watertown in 1962. Lamont suspects Brolin may have been the first victim of the notorious Boston Strangler. For reasons that Lamont fails to coherently articulate, solving this crime will galvanize the public into caring about crime in general. Not incidentally, it will also bolster her chances of ascending to greater power. Lamont's irresponsible approach to her job may strike some readers as bizarre, while Garano's ambivalence about his boss adds little to his appeal. The unsophisticated dep

Woman
So i guess i'm single again. My wonderful ex decided that she was so i guess that means i must be. Apparently she didn't need to inform me of that fact, i had to go on the internet and find that out! How nice, considering she is pregnant and its supposed to be my child. I think the next time i hear someone say they just want to find a decent man i'm just going to turn around and blow my fucking head off! You wonder why men are assholes.... sometimes its because heartless bitches made us that way!

My Niece
my favorite niece just handed me a pair of tickets to the sabres/ducks hockey game for 2/2 here in anaheim. i bleed sabres blue and gold. the seats are right behind the sabres bench i got the best niece in the world thats all

Time Rolls On
As time passes by Current mood: bouncy As time passes by we all begin to wonder where our lives will lead us... My life has taken a wonderful turn...When Douglas came out to our 20 yr class reunion 3 years ago - I knew from the time he knocked on the door that he was the one for me....So I had a good long talk with my kids and the rest of my family about leaving Sacramento and they all agreed that it was the best thing to do...--- move out here to North Carolina...Doug being in the Army was a big step for me...I have never had to deal with deployments and such, So that was a scary thing for me...Well in February of 2008 we got married...And that was the happiest day of my life--outside of having 4 beautiful children...And then he left to do his last hardship tour in Korea...Its been a long 10 months, and he is finally coming home on Valentines Day...What a blessing...I think this will be the best Valentines Day ever...Then he gets to retire...How exciting for him...He put in hi

Vote Update
In a unanimous 3-0 decision by your hosts of the show, We will be awarding 5 bonus points to the winner of each week of trivia. Therefore, The standings have been altered to incorporate the winner's bonus points and are as follows: Sheena- 72 StacyDawn- 50 Mchgn- 44 Mamma Helle- 43 JPletch- 31 SweetAngel- 27 Strega- 23 Sunnastein- 19 Forgetful61- 16 Mallory- 15 OP_free76- 9 AngelaBowers- 3 TWillis- 1 Sue- 1 Now Sheena is really pulling away. Already out to a 22 point lead just 3 weeks in. With only 47 or 48 shows left in the year, points will add up quick. Get into the fun, CASH is on the line!

A Lady
The art that flows from her pen makes the casual viewer complete and whole A smile that wakens the sleepy soul Grace and charm that lifts the heavy heart simply lovely a goddess some would assume no need to look in the heavens you can find her in the Boom Boom room.

Blocking Friends
I blocked my first friend today. Nope, he neither made offensive remarks nor did act boorish. At least in a way. The conversation in the shout box started when I mentioned I used to model for a while followed after a few lines, that my husband does well and now earns more than I do. He launched into a tirade of how (all) women tend to be gold diggers and go after a guy's money. I countered by saying that I never was earning only thru my modeling and was a successful business woman myself. In fact, my husband's career graph shot up dramatically and he started making the big bucks only 2 years into our marriage. So the accusation of marrying for his money was moot. If that was it, I would have let go. But he started ranting on how women should accept their role in society and be house wives and not go out in the world trying to earn a living. Said, thatz how society expects them to be. Mind you, he wasn't some Taliban but a resident in the U.S. I cannot tolerate such male chauvinis

"for The Children Of Ga'za"
"For the Children of Ga'za" (Steve Lieberman--1/18/2009) ROCKETS FIRED on our homeland from terrorists Our brothers just don’t want us to exist Rockets aimed at Israel from the Gaza Strip For our own survival-we must resist Staged an offensive to save our land But blameless people died with the terrorist man Our missiles killed so many innocent I mourn for you all, my soul is rent. CHILDREN OF THE GAZA, WE BEWAIL YOU TRAGEDIES OF A HATRED SO OLD WE PRAY FOR OUR PEOPLES’ PEACE FOR 4,000 YEARS BUT AN ANCIENT GRUDGE JUST CAN’T BE LULLED called a Cease fire-we stopped the raid To let in humanitarian aid To help the innocent-but peace always fades When war is rooted in ancient hate We know just how it feels to lose our babies in war They gassed them, and shot them and flogged them raw Innocent people tortured as the governments all saw The deafening slam of the death camp door Last week, in Europe, they firebombed the hom

Trivia #3- Ep 82
By the time the trivia started for tonite, not many people were left. One change I have now made and possibly another, is i'v removed one easy question worth one point, for a difficult question worth 7 points. Therefore the new total of points you can earn in one show is up to 45. Another change i'm considering is awarding additional points for the person who FIRST answers the question correct. That way, people will be less likely to just follow the pack in answering, and want to get it right, and first. Also on the table for final consideration, to be voted on this week, is the addition of 5 bonus points to the person with the highest score for the week, again, extra motivation to win. OK, here are the point totals for last night's show: Sheena- 29 Mchgn- 22 Mamma Helle- 15 SweetAngel- 15 Mallory- 15 StacyDawn- 12 Redlar- 5 TWillis- 1 Was a decent night, lol. Now for the all important Cumulative totals: Sheena- 6

Woman V/s Men.funny Lol But Omg How True It Is In My Life Cheers Fu Crew.
Women V/S Men How to treat a Woman: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. === How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV CHEERS (DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)

Special Someone
Your someone very special to me< someone I truely love and adore very much. I don't think there could be a way that I could LOVE you more. But still I find, I do some how when I get close to you. There are reasons that I can't explain why I love you like I do. It's not the way you look, it's just how you are, so nice and so kind. You're sweet voice makes my heart glow, and your kindness touched my soul. I think it's just the simple fact that, I truely LOVE YOU "CAUSE YOU'RE YOU!"

Together
I wish we could be together each and every second. But, because we can't just remember your always on my mind. I know its hard to release our arms from around each other. But remember I will always be with you in heart, mind, and soul. My world is all about you and me, with nothing but real feelings that are so true. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes you might feel sad and lonely wanting me to hold you in my arms. I'll then call or txt you unexpectedly to cheer you up with my charm. If I could have it my way, You'd be with me every night and day in my arms. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Us
I think about how much you mean to me, All while I sit and wonder how this could ever be. You and me, are the thoughts that feel so true, Because thinking of us is all that I do with nothing else crossing my mind when I think of only you. While thinking of you and me everyday that has come and gone, I remember the love in your beautiful eyes the night I lost my heart to you on the beach with the long passionate kiss we shared. Everytime we're together, I know and feel that it can only get better. When your thinking of me, know that I'm thinking of you. My love and passion for you will never die. It will only get stronger.

Fetishball 2009 @ The Haunt, Ithica Ny - Feb.13th
My friend informed me of a great party that I think you may be interested in. Come check it out if you are interested. FetishBall 2009 @ The Haunt, Ithica NY - Feb.13TH Location: The Haunt, Ithica Ny Hosted By: Bound DJ: Not Yet Anounced (Not Sure.) Start Time: Not Yet Announced (Not sure, may start at 9 and ends when bar closes) Ticket Price: Not Yet Announced (Not sure, may range from $10-$20 per ticket.) More Information To Follow ...

You Are My Dream Come True
I think of you and dream of moonlit nights in a garden of slow waltzes, soft kisses and romance. In that dream, as we dance and hold each other close, I look up at the sky spinkled with sparkling stars and blow a kiss to them for making you come true.

Your Eyes
As I look into your beautiful blue eyes I get in thier beauty I look in closer and can see the pain I caused Pass that pain I see the love you have for me As I look deeper I hear them cry out to me "Take me away from all this pain." All your pain goes away with one passionate kiss Your eyes begin to sparkle with love You show me your beautiful smile As I whisper "I LOVE YOU."

The Muscle Between My Legs
The muscle between my legs This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it'll give you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it aint my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real you know this is true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wonderous

6 Year Old Boy Killed At Monster Truck Show.
There are 3 videos that will autoplay about this. I love racing and motorsports in all forms but this is unbelievable how cold the organziers and emergency staff were about the incident. What is even more amazing is there seems not to be adequate protection for the spectators. I can not help but be shocked that they DID NOT EVEN STOP THE SHOW and no one as of the report time of the story had even been in touch with the family to see if he was ok or offer apology or anything!!! http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=4226712&cl=11588889&src=news

Believe In Green Blitz - Nfc Championship Contest Picks!
NFC CHampionship Game is in 3 hours! WOOT! As Promised here is the Blog with last nights Contest Picks! The FUBUCK Pot for the Contest is a WHOPPING 1,420,000!! Which means the halftime winner and Final winner will each get 710,000 Fubucks! Plus the halftime winner will also receive a 5 point bling - Final score winner will receive their choice of VIP, Bling Pack or Blast! WOOOT Good luck Everyone. ENTRIES GONZO HALFTIME: 21-13 (CARDS) FINAL: 31-23 (CARDS) Passing Yards: 380 FOXY HALFTIME: 14-7 (EAGLES) FINAL: 24-17 (EAGLES) Passing Yards: 50 LEADCHUCKER HALFTIME: 7-0 (EAGLES) FINAL: 24-17 (EAGLES) Passing Yards: 101 SJERZCCM HALFTIME: 17-9 (EAGLES) FINAL: 34-16 (EAGLES) Passing Yards: 326 SEDUCTIVE KISSES HALFTIME: 16-10 (EAGLES) FINAL: 38-21 (EAGLES) Passing Yards: 402 LITE HALFTIME: 27-13 (EAGLES) FINAL: 35-21 (EAGLES) Passing Yards: 50 PET HALFTIME: 14-10 (EAGLES) FINAL: 21-17 (CARDS) Passing Yards: 290 DEVIOUS HALFTIME: 12-0 (EAGLE

Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you

Trivia #2- Ep 81
Alrighty, this week was undoubtedly a smaller participation audience, but none the less was still very good. As always, remember, $100 cash prize to the overall leader at the end of the year, which is our Dec. 19th show. Now Here are the standings of last night's trivia: Strega- 17 Mamma Helle- 16 StacyDawn- 16 Sheena- 16 SweetAngel- 12 Redlar- 12 Mchgn- 4 Sue- 1 Like I said, small crowd, but more difficulty answering the questions. The time limit has been decreased to just 2 minutes now, which will result in less "follow the leader" type answers. Now, for the running total for the year: StacyDawn- 38 Sheena- 38 Mamma Helle- 28 JPletch- 26 Redlar- 24 Mchgn- 22 Sunnastein- 19 Strega- 18 Forgetful61- 16 SweetAngel- 12 OP_free76- 9 AngelaBowers- 3 Sue- 1 I'm thinking of awarding extra points for the winner of each week,

Trivia #1- Ep 80
Ok, if you did not make the show on saturday for the new Hellcast Trivia, this is how is will work out. Through private donations made to the show, at the end of 2009, the leader in total points shall be awarded a cash prize of at least $100. The way it will go: 10 questions, with varying degrees of difficulty, will be awarded points according to that level of difficulty: 1pt for easy questions, 3pts for Average , 7pts for difficult and 10pts for tough or impossible. Your FIRST guess will be the only answer accepted. So, your leader at the end of the first week is: JPletch- 26 StacyDawn- 22 Sheena- 22 Sunnastein- 19 Mchgn- 18 Forgetful61- 16 MammaHelle- 12 Redlar- 12 OP_Free76- 9 AngelaBower- 3 Strega- 1 This will be a running total to finish on the December 19th show of 2009. Becuz we will take the last saturday of the year to just relax and prep for another huge show to start 2010.

Venting - Blog May Not Make Any Sense
I have to tell you, when that time of the month rolls around it always seems to get more painful every time. It gets me to the point where my thoughts become psychotic and the smallest annoyance can be a fatal mistake. Anything but pleasant conversation, laughter, and Will Ferrel will piss me the fuck off.. I just want to fucking punch my fist through someone's chest and rip their heart out. I'm so fucking angry, it's like blind rage almost. It's not even really personal, I just hate EVERYTHING at this time of the month. I really just want men to see what this feels like for one day, If I had my way, like if I were some super intelligent, crazy, scientist I'd gas the entire Earth and some how make it so men got their period for a full 24 hours NO MATTER WHERE THEY FUCKING WERE!!! This way they fuckin know that the shit aint funny. They sit back all high and mighty with their dicks, and say "oooh sucks for you baby" I WANT THEM TO FUCKING FEEL IT!!!!! It would be the ultimate fe

The Situation At Hand
Well since we have been out of heat for two days and it looks like its going to be another two before we get heat, we will be offline and staying somewhere else. Leave some luv and we will hit you back as soon as possible. Dave and Tiff - DnT

Sissy Missmiss
Go check this girl out! She totally rocks! She's been one of my best friends since highschool and has a heart of gold. Let's show her how the Fu's celebrate! Missmiss♥R/L wifey to dj mitari☺mad scientist for LAB Bombers@ fubar Missmiss♥R/L wifey to dj mitari☺mad scientist for LAB Bombers@ fubar Brought to you by: lauria♥Head Mad Scientist for LAB Bombers♥R/L GF to Vinny☺ Missmiss's slav@ fubar

How To Deal With Ripped Photos
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Rotflmao
BEST "HEADACHE" JOKE EVER!!!!! A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository,it's up to you."

Not Moving :o(
Daddy thought about it and well said it wasn't worth leaving everything behind, pretty much just up an leave shit go unpaid and what not so we're staying in this shit hole for another 5 or so months anyways, I maybe on a little more often.... Smiles well I'm off for now so till another time have fun and take care.

Episode 82- The Teeth Shattering Movement
Last night, was our biggest fubar audience to date. During the announcements we mention that Hellermoon landed a job, my coaching status, and the temperature of late. Nightshade was next up with our Hellcast news. Then was our Dumb Laws of Israel followed by our Top 10 Things you can learn about sex by watching the Olympics. Our musical year in review is 2004, but for our first break, we played "Eternal Flame", dedicated to Nightshade from an anonymous source. Next, Nightshade did his weekly haunt- Franklin Castle in Cleveland, Ohio. Redlar's Good Deed of the Week was next, about the peanut butter recall. Then our King of the Hill was next, featuring Nickelback and Hinder going at it. Spill.com did our movie review about Paul Blart Mall Cop, just before your Hellcast Trivia #3. More details about the trivia in its own blog post. Next up was TMI's sextalk, followed by our Mad Lib- Job Opening, leading into our Fractured Fairy Tale- The Crusade Begins. Country of the week was Seychelle

Lostprophets-last Summer
The Friday sun bears down again As we drive without friends And on these longest days we spend All the time trying to pretend That our stories could be true Our chance to be cool The setting sunset says the day is through If only we knew... And we all sit around here in our home town Listen to the waves as they all crash down And watch the fire as it slowly burns away Glowing embers fly across the sky Here by my side, in my summer, our last summer The world passes by in my summer, our last summer The light makes shadows fall, surrounded by each other Alive to watch it all, the view from our last summer The view from our last summer... We trace the sun across the sky And we laugh till we cry Always so hard to say goodbye (good bye) And we all sit round here in our home town It's so good like this, these are times we'll miss The memories, I hope they'll never fade Glowing embers lie across the sky Here by my side, in my summer, our last summer The world pas

Evil Giggle
Whats your Goth name? Your Result: Dawn Everyone knows who u r and doesnt wanna mess with u. U have alot of friends but only really talk to a few of them. U wear black and ur hair is many colors. U like rock and metal. U have ur own way of looking at things and wear things the way u wanna wear them and u dont care wat ppl thinkTibby Anjelica Slayer Jason Raylyn Whats your Goth name?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Life
here i stand standing strong with my brother's and sister on my side makening my stand makeing my last stand becouse i stand here srtong just try and push me down becouse i stand i stand here strong i have no more frear's no more worry no fear in these eye's these eye's of the beast in side the wolf rage's on the wolf in side the man the man in the wolf running free like a force that can't be stoped running running wild and free nouthing in the way nouthing to stop it the man the wolf the wolf of man frearless standing strong with know fear in my heart full of courge nouthing can stop it it's unstop able like the strongest force you'll ever see stronger then a 200 mph wind never wanting to stop i just just keep going

Life
Here I stand befor you I stand befor you as a man with nouthing I stand here as a man with every thing I am the man with every thing for I am the man with nouthing and yet I am a man with many rich's and yet a man that has no money and yet I am a man with every thing to give and a man with nouthing to take for I am that man that has nouthing too lose I am a man with every thing too lose I am a man with nouthing too go on in here for I am a man to young to under and yet I am a man to oldtoo go on so here I am set in my world woundering what I have done as a boy growing into this man I am will this leave the mark that I need to be rembered by or will I like so many befor me be forgotten in time after all i am just a man

Life
i'm sitting here looking back on my life as we have all done at one point and yet there was a time so much like auther's befor me there was a time i was so full of hate that i feared i hated because i feared it i was only a boy that became a man almost a man over night now i stand befor you and the world no longer sweating blood and bulit's that paved my way of life for now i live a new life that isn't so hated that isn't so feared i stand befor you not as a juge and not as a leader i stand befor you as a friend i am a man with a past i am a man that isn't so defrint then any other man we all have a past it's not are past that make's use what we are today it is what we learen from it and what we do with what we have learned i know i made alot of bad jugement's in my time and now i know that i was wrong even though we all have said we would like to change somthing in are past i don't think i want to if i did i wouldn't be the man i am today

Thank You All So Much
♠Diana♠2nd Alarm Hotties (NO FAN=NO ADD)' wrote the following at '2009-01-17 02:15:23'.. FIRST OFF, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK LARRYB FOR MY AUTO 11...THANK YOU SO MUCH DIANA FOR THE AWESOME BULLY YOU MADE, I LOVE IT!!! I CAN'T EXPRESS THE GRATITUDE I HAVE FOR MY FANTASTIC FRIENDS FOR ALL THE LOVE THEY SHOWED ME DURING MY AUTO...I WANT TO THANK MY FRIENDS FOR GETTING OTHERS TO COME AND RATE MY PICS, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF YOU THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AS SUCCESSFUL AS IT WAS...MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO MY PAGE AND RATED TILL THEIR ARMS WERE NUMB, YOU ARE ALL AWESOME...XOXO TINA SHE'S AWESOME,SHE IS GREAT AND SHE WILL ACTIVATE AUTO'S TODAY ON 2 PM EAST TIME-11 AM FUBAR TIME!!! LOVE HER,SPOILE HER...YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!! ~Natural_Witch~ * No Fan No Add*@ fubar Pimp out by : ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar (repost of original by '~Natural_Witch~ *

Life
You may have been looking to find the person that fits every thing you want them to be. All that I can offer any one is the love and beauty that is inside of me I have always given everything I had into all I have done and all I create the work that I do is my signature. The mark of excellence so if I tell you I will do something you know if it is a task worth doing it will be to the height of your expectation. I have always given 100% in everything I do so if I tell you I will do something it will be to the height of your expectations. My work is my signature it’s the mark of excellence. Heaven’s Entrance no Longer Lays open to Angel’s that have fallen from grace and shunned away from the gates of heaven they remains closed. Although the heart of an Angel will never stop loving or believing. Heaven’s Entrance no Longer Lays open to Angel’s that have fallen from grace, shunned away from the gates of heaven they remains closed. Never an Angel’s heart I have not for

The Love Of A Dragon
Myspacehoz Graphics THE LOVE OF A DRAGON IS VERY DEEP THOUGH I'VE NOTICED THE TRACKS THAT THE PANTHER DOES KEEP AS WALKS HIS KINGDOM WITHOUT ANY FEAR ONE DAY THE BLACK CAT MIGHT SOON DISAPEAR THE DRAGON HAS TAUGHT US MAN IS THE KING HE KILLS ALL THE CREATURES AND GIVES BACK NOTHING AS MUCH AS WE THINK, THAT MAN SHOULD NOT BE WE THINK OF THE CAT THAT MAN CAN NOT BE THOUGH RUTHLESS AND CUNNING THEY BOTH HAVE SHOWN MAN IN IS THE HUNTER, THE ONE THAT HAS BLOWN HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SEEING AGAIN THE FRIEND HE CALLED DRAGON AS HE KILLS ONCE AGAIN.

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FOR ALL GIRLS WHO DONT KNOW THIS, BUT SOMEONE HAS A SECRET ON HERE U MIGHT HAVE TALKED TO HIM BEFORE, AND U MIGHT HAVE NOT LUCKY FOR YOU FOR THOSE WHO DONT TALK TO HIM HES A PLAYER, WILL TELL ANY SECRET AND WILL PLAY GAMES! NO JOKE BE CAREFUL WHAT U TELL HIM

Become An Ss Wildside Babe !
Just wanted to let all you sexy people know im working on the site and updating today. If youw ould like to join, please email me at: lee@sswildside.com Im still seeking a site model, so if your interested submit your photo to the email address above. www.sswildside.com

Pictures
You look at them and think you know who I am. You see the images and the words on the pages and assume that that is all I am. Look at me.. Is all that you see really all that I am? Look in to those eyes.. Can you stare deep within them and actually see what is behind them? It will take someone strong and brave and patient to really stare deep in my eyes and take the time to really see what goes on with in my mind and with in me.

Without You Here
Walking this earth without you, without your hand to hold, the sun don't shine as brightly, the path is long and cold, how do I find a way to show you, to somehow change what's in your heart, make you want to walk beside me, want to never be apart, the salt of every teardrop, cuts a gash into my soul, I love you and I need you, how can I face another day, I try to act like I am happy, pretend that everything's ok, when inside my heart is breaking, my world is dark and gray, Without You Here... Goo Goo DollsWithout You Here Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Aberdeen 4-2 Celtic
Aberdeen 4-2 Celtic Duff made a scoring return to Aberdeen's starting line-up Two Zander Diamond goals within three minutes ensured Aberdeen a thrilling victory over Scottish Premier League leaders Celtic. Gary McDonald looped in a header to give the Dons the lead after 24 minutes, but Scott Brown fired an equaliser within a minute. Stuart Duff's half-volley put the Dons back in front, but Scott McDonald replied with a second-half header. However, defender Diamond scored twice from close range to win the game. It was the Dons' sixth consecutive victory at Pittodrie as they chase a European qualifying place. And it meant that Celtic failed to extend their lead at the top of the SPL, Rangers having reduced the gap to two points with their win over Falkirk on Saturday. Celtic had suffered a blow even before kick-off, with a groin injury picked up during the warm-up forcing Poland international goalkeeper Artur Boruc to miss the game. Mark Brown came int

Llama Leveler Of The Day
Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P, Founder of Llama Levelers, Club F.A.R Team Capt. Team Love@ fubar Its JoAnna picking the Llama Leveler of The Day today- and I chose Dave one of Our Fearless Leaders-so drop by his page and Congratulate him and please rate at least 100 pics and leave a comment on this blog saying you done so plz!! Also on Homepage I uploaded a tag for everyone-if I missed ya let me know plz!leave a comment on the pic so I know u got Yours! Thanks-JoAnna" Co-Founder"

Warning Bbw Squirting
Hi everybody This week I am releasing "BBW wannabe porn star" which has Yorkshire's BBW award winner Lola in her first ever porn film! This scene has the lot! Tit wanking, blowjobs, pussy eating and fucking! but the jewel in the crown is that Lola is a squirter! See me finger band Lola's wet pussy while she sprays her juices all over the place and in my face! Over 19 minutes of video and more that 80 photos To see all the action and the video clip use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/bbw-squirt-porn.html Enjoy James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com

Life
I have been living moment by moment taking and making the most out of life and placing all of who I am into every second until the last second takes my final breath away when my love comes home. That will be the day when I am back in the arms of the only man that I had ever truly loved. I had felt out of place and so alone for the better part of my life never really knowing if I would find the peacefulness others had described when talking about their special someone. And the way that they made the worlds mishaps, problems, cares and worries fade into the distance. And I know in my heart I would be lost without him at the end of each new day. I count on my memories and the special times I shared with my true love. Waiting for the day his deployment will end and with it the lonely nights. Without him lying next to me holding and comforting my fears I find myself wanting more than I have ever wanted before to just hold my love once more and have him see in my eyes just what he has

Imprints
You ever have anyone leave an imprint on you? Such as you can't shake them out of your mind? Not so much you have deep feelings for them like you love them or anything, but something about them you just can't shake, as though they are meant to be in your life for some reason or another. You care for them, yes, that is a given, but to what extent, un-known. At some point one of two things will happen, that person will either walk out of your life completely, not ever knowing what purpose they would have played in it or they will stick around and fate will play out it's cards, whatever it may have in store, even if it ends in despair or joy.

Food Warning, Please Pass Along
FDA: Avoid Foods Made With Peanut Butter Virginian - Pilot , 2009-01-18 The Associated Press WASHINGTON Federal health authorities on Saturday urged consumers to avoid eating cookies, cakes, ice cream and other foods that contain peanut butter until authorities can learn more about a deadly outbreak of salmonella contamination . Most peanut butter sold in jars at supermarkets appears to be safe, said Stephen Sundlof, head of the Food and Drug Administration's food safety center. "As of now, there is no indication that the major national name- brand jars of peanut butter sold in retail stores are linked to the recall," Sundlof said. Officials are focusing on peanut paste, as well as peanut butter, produced at a Blakely, Ga., facility owned by Lynchburg-based Peanut Corp. of America. Its peanut butter is not sold directly to consumers but distributed to institutions and food companies. But the peanut paste, made from roasted peanuts, is an ingredient in cookies, cakes a

It's You...
I Only know what you want me to know I Only hear what you want me to hear I Only see what you want me to see. The Breath you breathe should only be mine The time spent with you shall not be shared The Happiness you give me will always be there. My heart beats in rhythm with yours My soul is filled with such passion of you My body aches to be with yours too. The day will come when i have you here The time will be the most precious i share The Love that is built will flow like a stream The man I love has fulfilled my Dreams.

Endurance Is The Crowning Quality Of Success.
Your Daily Motivation – Endurance Is The Crowning Quality Of Success. Sunday January 18, 2009 ENDURANCE IS THE CROWNING QUALITY OF SUCCESS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The power to hold on in spite of everything, to endure, this is the quality of a winner. Your greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time you fail. It's your constant and determined effort that will eventually break down all resistance and sweep all the barriers before you. Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle, to do all that's necessary to reach your goal. All great achievements require time. It's never over until you say it's over. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team

Hersheyk's Birthday Train
OK, so her Birthday isn't until February 20th. This will be a month long celebration, in hopes of getting HersheyK to GodMother or as close to it as possible! As with every other train out there - drama will NOT be tolerated! You know the rules - Rate/Fan/Add each person. If they are already a friend of yours, re-rate them if you're able to and leave them a comment (Happy Birthday HersheyK or HersheyK's Bday Train). When you have rated everyone message aGEM4life to be added to the list and for your tag to be made. Rate this folder of pics to receive your personal tag. Start with this one... The guest of honor HersheyK The party planner and tag maker 1. aGEM4life ღWife of Ike™ღ Honorary Partier UnknownCowboy~Husband of Learning2fly

Paperboy
A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of one of his customers. A beautiful 20 year-old woman answers the door in nothing but a transparent nightie and asks him what she can do to help him. He tells her that she owes him for four weeks' bill and that he needs the money. She wanted to know how much she owes him and he figures that, at four dollars a week for four weeks, she owes him 16 dollars. She told him that she doesn't have the 16 bucks but she will take him to bed and promise to make his teeth sweat. The kid figures, ‘what the hell’ and follows her into the house. They go into the bedroom where she gets naked and lies on the bed, touching herself provocatively. He drops his paperbag from his shoulder and pulls his pants down, revealing an 11-inch member! He reaches into the bag and pulls out styrofoam spacers and starts to slide them over his penis to make it shorter. The girl says to him “Oh, don't worry boy, I can take all of that!” He looks up at her out of one

Eploreing Other Possibilities
Of sexual manner The smell fills the air the sweet aroma fills my senses Take me by the hand and lead me to the room I'll let my hair fall down bring my body to you Throw me on the bed and take me as your toy Take my cloths and cut them off for your pleasure Fill your mouth with my flesh taste me sweetly Bite me tease me play with me hard pull me grab me brand me with your marks but kiss me like you would no other Rub your hand in places only left to your eyes slide with your lips in places you wish to explore Grope me and make my secrets ours I moan and scream my body in your powers Pleade me to do the notions you want tease me to the point of no return I will beg of you to touch me more

Soul Mates
Soul Mates The thoughts overwhelmed her As she stood there on the corner Her feet shuffled against the concrete Her mind refused to comprehend the situation She started to walk along the empty street Trying to empty her head thinking hard Clearing it seemed difficult but she must She had to forget the day she saw his face She had parted with him knowing deep inside That it just could never be so why is it, That his voice claims her dreams as his and the look He gave her graced her thoughts and she smiled She carried on holding back the inevitable Pushing herself further than any would She walked into the night with ambition She looked up and forced herself to run She felt weak after minutes passed the image… He appeared to her and the emotions flowed The wail into the night tested fate Why did it play with her when all she wanted … The rain began to race toward the earth And with it her inhibitio

Do You?
Count it as the will of none that implied I Fell beside you your hand not an option for me to take The blinding darkness covers the ground that I seem so willing to face The silence that is created falls on the deaf ears that are mine But yet its the tears that travel down my cheeks that tell the truth Hold me and share with me the thoughts that create the feelings But do not touch with the hands that hurt and cause me pain What ever happened to the gentle being that I felt love for Leave it be to your heart that determines the path you chose to follow

Sacred Gratitude
I had visitation, while I prayed last night From the spirit I was seeking-out to invite I wanted to thank him for his passionate creation As well, as guarantee him his absolute salvation You were taken prematurely, life is not always fair Disbelief breeds loneliness, darkness, despair Treasuring forever your candid faith in me Dedicated fulfillment of your heroic noble plea My gratitude is sacred, unsure that I deserve The marvel you created, forever I will serve Demonstrate my loyalty, protecting with my life Release her from her prison, revere her as my wife Put to sleep your anguish, my sincerity is true My devotion to your Baby Girl is every bit like you Inconsolable grieving has paid tribute to your soul Our partnership will guide her to your fundamental goal No more pain and suffering, apprehension I will banish The healing of her soul, will allow her grief to Vanish In time, we will convene, all of us as one Until that day I want to say I Love you

Question ?
WILL you allow my dreams to come true?.................. YOU light the fierce fires within my soul.................... BE still and allow my passion to invade your beautiful heart...... MY love for you is of epic proportion................ LOVING you is a wondrous gift from heaven.............. WIFE to be, wishing everlasting intimacy................. SOME days my feet almost touch the ground................ DAY and night, you are my guiding light..................... SOON our love will unite and we will live as one forever

Sbgs ~ Your Cure To The Monday Blues! Jan. 19th Edition
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! Sarge's Bad Girls Tulsa's Angel RaidersBabe ¢¾ Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾

To All The Beautiful Women
women are beautiful to the highest,and put on this planet for us to love.for us to care for and protect them.to treat them as are other half.life is to short,so love them while there here.treat them as you would threat your mother and your sister.love them and treat them like you want to be treated.

Short Lived
(not quite the normal) A tired man sits alone tring not to think his heart gave way to such great pain made his limbs real weak his arms by his side trying not to move his eye lids felt real heavy his head leaned back... tears came to him with out warning and thoughts, they rushed his mind about his life and what he had his kids birthdays his wifes too and all they holidays they shared and then it happened with out a care it came down hard a crash if you dare say it his life ended as he saw his family gone before him he watched carefully as everything grew black the light he thought would come it came again those same feelings the ones that tore his heart they danced around and made him bleed Let me explain.... it was on a night like any other happy people passing he held her hand and she held them but wait he forgot the camera The snow was white a freshly fallen the crunching sound he enjoyed and then he fell the truck had hit him just a

Quitting A Nasty Habbit
So you've decided to quit smoking, drinking, chewing ice loudly around co-workers, or belching in public. Not sure where to start? Don't bother with the patch. Stay away from the 12 step programs. The mechanical nerve stimulation division of savage gear laboratories has devloped the ultimate behavior control aid. Weighing a mear 75 pounds, the Behavorial Intimidation Trainer Correctional Hand Slapping Appliance (BITCH-SLAP) Straps on like an ordinary backpack. An intuitive arm extends over the wearer's shoulder, terminating in a realistic hand with a skin like outer coating. Whenever you preform the act you are trying to cut down on, simply toggle a remote switch, which clips conviently to your belt or pocket, and the hand will strike your face. If used as directed, your BITCH-SLAP is guaranteed to help you cut down on, and eventually quit, virtually any nasty habbit.

Fridays Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! Jables@ fubar ♦H◊®nY♦ÅnGe£♦© »D.S.C.«@ fubar SixtyNineMunch@ fubar »Touch of Thomas«™...Fubars 1st Lost Soul@ fubar X Dealer®™@ fubar

Some Ppl Should Not Have Tongues!!!!!!!
Tired of the lame drama of fubar? Tired of repeated bouncers checks? Tired of continued harassment that you cant get anything done about??? Do you love the lounges of fubar? Do you love interacting with other great people? Do you love the game Sims? Do you love wonderful music? Then, let me be the first to invite you to join me at http://secondlife.com. As most know, I was a top member of fubar, I was a first Godmother. I was on the top of fubar charts for a long time. It became a total money racket and drama lined cloud to ride, so I halted my support for fubar that has been so great in the past. I have now moved on to http://secondlife.com and I LOVE it. The interactions with others is so much more advanced. The lounges are near to real life as can get without being real life. No ranks and points systems to take you away from the fun things that sl has to offer!!!!! I ask you, if you do nothing else, check out the website, and I seriously do hope that I see you there!!! Once

For Orly!!!
THESE ARE SIMPLE THINGS TO HELP YOU LIVE A HAPPY LIFE.....Show up 2.Follow Your Heart 3.Stay Inspired 4.Do Things You're Good At 5.Love Your Work 6.Get a New Perspective 7.Have a Sense Of Wonder 8.Don't Isolate 9.Find People You Love 10.Set New Goals 11.Finish What You Started 12.Help Others 13.Do a One day news fast 14.Dance, Dance, Dance! 15.Pamper Yourself 16. Face Your Fears (I got You) 17. Don't Be a Victim 18.Go To a Museum 19.Any decision is Better Than No Decision 20.Exercise 21.Limit Television 22.Listen to Music 23.Get In Touch With Nature 24.Lighten Up 25.Get a Good Night's Sleep 26.Read Books on Your Spare Time 27.Buy Yourself Flowers 28.Reach Out 29.Set up a realistic Schedule 30.Don't compare Yourself With others (You Are Beautiful) 31.Live In the Moment 32.Don't Beat Yourself Up 33.Accept That Life Has Its ups And Downs 34. Every Night Reflect On The"Good" Things About Your Day 35.Be Open To New Ideas 36.Believe In Yourself 37.Be Kind With Yourself 38.Let People Know how

A Writing
My heart is heavy,my heart is broke. It takes your breath and makes you choke. The pain will take you to a dark place and eat you alive. Loving someone will only get your hear broken. The tears will roll and you will ache. Love is a lie, love is untrue. It will eat you alive and leave you blue. I look into your eyes and see the real you and it makes me wonder why you do the things you do. People come and people go but my love will always show. You took my heart and broke it in two. Why oh why do you treat me this way? You pick up my heart and throw it away. Alone in the dark with just my thoughts, crying with bitterness and pain. What went wrong I will never knkow, I will just pick up the pieces and go. Welcome the dark. Stay in the dark, Live in the dark. Never to love again.

Just My Luck, A Pet Peeve...
Alright, I was at the grocery store yesterday when I almost ran into one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. We traded smiles and went on. Every couple of aisle, we passed each other, still smiling. So, when I went to check out, she "just happened" to get in line behind me. Yep, that's when "whatdoIsay, whatdoIsay" goes running through my head while I smile back and try not to stare into her deep, dark blue eyes... So, I picked up a DVD I had in the cart and asked "Have you ever seen this?!?" Annnnnnd, that's when it happened. It doesn't matter WHAT she said, but HOW she said it. This gorgeous little thing, perfectly white skin, sheer black hair, hypnotizing eyes, and wonderful fashion sense spoke... ...IN EBONICS!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Love
why bother with love? all that happens in the end is pain and suffering so why bother letting your hopes build why bother letting your heart open to others when it gets crushed and ripped? the world would be far better off with out love. with a newfound pain comes a cold and bitter heart one that shall stay cold and bitter for ever more the heart can only take so much so keeping it cold is the best way to ensure no pain. we take each step one at a time and try to live for others try to love and help and share our lives but in the end the esult is always the same no matter how long you know that person you feel the pain you feel the suffering in the end was it really worth it? i used to think so but no more im done caring im done with love im done worrying about life. if my life were to end today oh well so be it i dont care one way or the other any more.

You Want It, Take It, And Make Me Hurt
Hello, It's amazing, until this weekend I was being treated like I had a disease. I guess you can say that most guys don't like raping, torturing a girl with a cast on, or maybe the cast is just that big of a turn off. All I can say is I'm glad all that shit is over and guys are back to seeing how much they can hurt me as that rape all my little teen holes. God gave me a pussy, ass, and mouth so guys can violently ram their way in, and I am so glad they are back. luv u Tara

Before Time Was
Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all wise, all pervading, all powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So they formed energy into gases and gases into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. The Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and the human race so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth. The Goddess chose the Moon as her symbol, and the God the Sun as his to re

Music That People Just Dont Like For Some Reason...
dude. and dudettes. the distillers got this track called 'cincinnati' i dont know where it comes from (like uh...album wise and such) but its rock and roll. lol seriously, rock and roll. I've been to your town Ain't nobody around I've been to your city Ain't no city like Cincinnati The first time I've been there In the rollin heat I saw black love spent and angel wings I saw white dust choke and kill and end the violence And I know I'm running the American Dream Red, White, and Blue blood Run at the seams Bitter sweet liberty Don't mean shit to me Hey I've been to your town Ain't nobody around Hey baby I've been to your city Ain't no city like Cincinnati Hey I run along to Mexico Some water is cold up the coast You know I bleed the sun The ressurection I run along to Ohio Drive past the grave of an old romance Never felt more alive than Suicide Cincinnati Cincinnati And I've been to your town Ain't nobody around Hey baby I've been To your city Ain

The Key To Your Entrapment
I see How the pain engulfs you How sickness overwhelms you Almost as if You're a prisoner in your own body But alas I bring you comfort I bring you joy I bring you prayers I bring you love I bring you happiness And most of all I bring you an undying friendship My mind in on you My heart is in your possession My dreams are the hope That you break free From the prison you're in And enjoy life again In the meantime Just get better Just get stronger Just get healthy And just know You are never alone For I am with you Eternally

Leave In Silence
I was talking to her the other night when someone else had posted a video. I was saying the band that was in the video were a local band to me when I was younger. The band's name was/is Depeche Mode, one of the original groups to develop a movement called Modern Romantic. It was on a background of the Punk era and Disco that a new movement was born.....just at the time I was beginning to consider music in a more comprehensive way. I had been introduced to such things as mid western rock, british rock, hard rock, ska and reggae.........mix this in with experimental drug taking, it gives for a heady remedy of emotions for a young man. I've never really thought of myself as belonging to any particular clique or group. I have always stood as an outsider.....if memory serves me well, I have lived in over 34 different places in my lifetime to date.....I would appear to be a wandering spirit. When 'things' get too much for my soul, I look to move on. Lately I have been thinking it

I Just Called To Say I Love You
STEVIE WONDER LYRICS "I Just Called To Say I Love You" No New Year's Day to celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact here's just another ordinary day No April rain No flowers bloom No wedding Saturday within the month of June But what it is, is something true Made up of these three words that I must say to you I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart No summer's high No warm July No harvest moon to light one tender August night No autumn breeze No falling leaves Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies No Libra sun No Halloween No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring But what it is, though old so new To fill your heart like no three words could ever do I just called to say I love you I just called to say how much I care, I do I just called to say I love you And I m

Is It Wrong For Loving You
Is it wrong for loving you is it wrong for being true Tell me darling tell me please is it wrong Have I waited for so long has your love for me gone Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you Way down deep inside my heart you're the only love sweetheart Yes the only true love I ever knew But I ask myself inside no need telling myself lies Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you [ guitar ] Is it wrong for loving you is it wrong for being true Tell me darling tell me please is it wrong Have I waited for so long has your love for me gone Is it wrong is it wrong for loving you

Committment
What I'm looking for is a love that's forever. Someone who can capture my soul in a heartbeat And stay for all time. What I'm praying for is a match made in heaven. Someone who will worship my body and still put His heart on the line. Commitment. Someone who'll go the distance. I need somebody with staying power Who will make me go weak in the knees. Commitment. And everything that goes with it. I need honor and love in my life. From somebody who's playing for keeps. What I'm searching for is a man who'll stand by me. Who will walk through the fire and be my Flame in the night. Oh, and I won't settle for less than what I deserve.

Cant Be With You Tonight
If my love wasn’t here with me tonight I would leave with you for just a little while But I love him the same way as I love you now And I’m sorry I can’t be with you tonight Though I want to hold you in my arms tonight I wouldn’t take the chance ‘cause it won’t be right Maybe when we meet again some other time ‘Cause tonight I’ll only share my love with him So please understand my situation I love you, but I cannot be with you If I could be in two places at the same time Believe me, I would share my love with you So please understand my situation I love you, but I cannot be with you If I could be in two places at the same time Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you

Can I Count On You
You were there , the first time I stumbled Will you be there, each time I fall Will you care, for me forever Darling promise you'll love me most of all. Chours: You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel the same way I do When times get hard, will you see me thru What I need to know, can I count on you. Break When the years, have turned our hair to silver will you still , wear that band of gold say you'll be here always beside me will I still have your hand to hold You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel , the same way I do When time get hard, will you see me thru what I need to know, can I count on you. What I need to know, Can I count on you..

Sentimental Old You
Artist/Band: Mcclain Charly Lyrics for Song: Sentimental Ol' You Lyrics for Album: Pure Country Who sends me flowers for no reason at all? Who saves each card I've ever sent? Who remembers everything about the day we met? If you're wonderin' who, it's sentimental ol' you. Sentimental ol' you, I love you just the way you are. Sentimental ol' you, I need you like the night time needs the stars. You're the kind of dreamer that dreams big enough for two. An' whatever you do that way, don't change sentimental ol' you. Instrumental break. Who cries at the movies, thinkin' I don't see? An' who laughs the loudest at the old cartoons? Who complains that Christmas-time comes way too soon? If you're wonderin' who, it's sentimental old you. Sentimental ol' you, I love you just the way you are. Sentimental ol' you, I need you like the night time needs the stars. You're the kind of dreamer that dreams big enough for two. An' whatever you do that way, don't change senti

Really Touching
I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Aunty, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the dolll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to

Can I Sleep In Your Arms Tonight Mister
Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong --------------------------------------------- Don't know why, but the one I loved left me, Left me lonely, and cold and so weak, And I need someone's arms to hold me, 'Til I'm strong enough to get back on my feet --------------------------------------------- I haven't smiled since he left me, Cause a smile somehow seems out of place, But I just need two lips to kiss me, Then I can smile again and I can show my face. ----------------------------------- Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong ---------------------------------------------- (FADE OUT ) Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister,

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Song Lyrics
: Lucille Starr - The French Song Lyrics Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Et que la nuit rencontre le jour Je sui seul avec malais sur la montagne Une voix ma r'apellez toujours Ecoute m'ais pas tout les chansons du vent R'appellez des souveneirs de toi Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Je suis seul, je ne vieux pensez que toi Now when the sun says goodday to the mountain And the night says hello to the dawn I'm alone with my dreams on the hilltop And I can still hear his voice though she's gone I hear from my door the love songs through the wind It brings back sweet memories of you Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Je suis seul, je ne vieux pensez que toi

Ghaza Now Under Siege
http://www.ikhwantu be.com/ THIS WEBSITE HAVE CLIPS SHOW WHAT ISRAELIAN TORORISTS DOING IN GHAZA... Alternative to you tube for Gaza because you tube is removing videos that show the truth of what the Jews are doing to PALASTINIAN ...

Rice Pudding
rice pudding Cook Time: 25 minutes Ingredients: 2 c. cooked rice 1/2 c. sugar 2 eggs, slightly beaten 2 c. milk 1/2 tsp. vanilla 1/4 c. raisins 1/2 tsp. powdered cinnamon Preparation: Place rice in bowl, add all ingredients, stir to mix. Pour into greased baking dish or pan. Bake about 25 minutes in a 350 degree oven

Creamy Rice Pudding
This is an old-fashioned creamy rice pudding, baked, with no eggs. Ingredients: 1 quart milk, scalded 1/4 cup long grain rice 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla Preparation: Preheat oven to 300°. In a 1 1/2 quart baking dish, combine all ingredients. Bake for 2 1/2 hours, stirring every 20 minutes. This will give the pudding a creamy texture

Delicious Cabbage Rolls
POLISH CABBAGE ROLLS 1 lb. ground beef 1 sm. onion 1/2 c. cooked rice or Minute Rice 1/2 tsp. salt Pepper 1 lg. cabbage Canned tomatoes, tomato juice or tomato soup 1 tsp. brown sugar 1 tsp. lemon juice Brown onion in a little butter; add to raw meat and rice. Add salt and pepper and mix together. Steam large cabbage to remove leaves easily. Place about 2 tablespoons meat mixture on each cabbage leaf and fold over and roll up. Stick with a toothpick if necessary to hold together. Place stuffed rolled cabbage leaves in pot. Add canned tomatoes, juice or soup. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, brown sugar and lemon juice. Cover and simmer on stove for 2 hours.

Life May Turn Out Alright!
I think things might actually be alright! I am started my new job tonight and i hope this will get me the money i need to do it up! I love to party and i cant when im broke! For all of you who really know me... I am gettin back to my old self!!

Ads Terminology
1) 40ish...means 52 and looking for a 25 yr old 2) Affectionate...needy and looking for a mother figure 3) Artist...delicate ego badly in need of a massage 4) Athletic...sits on couch and watches ESPN 5) Average...unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back 6) Distinguished looking...all over grey 7) Educated...will always treat you like an idiot 8) Employed...on management track at McDonald's 9) Financially secure...he will spend some money on you, in return for which he will expect you to put out 10) Free Spirit...will sleep with your sister and your best friend and try your mom 11) Friendship First...as long as said friendship involves nudity 12) Fun...good with a remote and a six pack 13) Good Looking...arrogant bastard 14) Honest...pathological liar 15) Huggable...fat ass 16) Gentle Ben lSO Slim attractive female...you would be better off with a golden retriever 17) Light Drinker...on the express train to AA 18) Likes To Cuddle...insecure, overly dependent 19) Lik

No!
I am awake and silent. There is someone that I think I may well know sleeping soundly behind me. My key board has a high pitched “click”. I always end up with noisy laptops like these. I can’t sleep a wink and there is something very unpleasant that I have to do in the morning. I didn’t want to take pictures for you. On YOUR dime. That is something I generally do only on my time when the light hits a specific way. And I rise. I was in Vegas all week making love and business contacts. What were you doing? I haven’t had the time I usually use to spend on this or that and of course that means I must get caught up. You aren’t making it very easy you know? I had my adderal stolen or perhaps I simply lost it. I insist however, that it was stolen. Because of this I slept all day and can’t rest now. This may mean I will miss taking the very photo’s I have no intention of taking in the first place. But I want the opportunity to do and feel new things. So why do I retreat

Hope Floats And Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
Birdee Pruitt: I would have stayed with you forever. I would have turned myself inside out for you. Bill Pruitt: Birdee, I wouldn't have let you! People grow. They change. They have to! Birdee Pruitt: You think that I don't know that? I know that I'm not what I once was. I know that! But I haven't changed so much, that I would go and lie to someone that I love. God, I would walk through fire before I'd let them feel like they were nothing! And I would never break up anybody's home. Because I am not a quitter. I care about my family! I may not be the same person, but then again, neither are you. You're sad, you're weak, and you're... shorter. If you want to know the truth. Justin Matisse: Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me. Birdee Pruitt: Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. Bernice Pruitt: [Bernice and Birdee are in Bernice's room after Bill has left... Bernice is on her bed and has finished crying] Why did you pretend that let

Tortured Soul Better Graces
if you have never been in a state mental institution let me tell what to expect from my nightmares. what brought you here asked one attendant? tell them anything cause they will ask you over and over and over. 7 times I told my story about being slipped a mickey. Can I leave? ................wait..............wait............wait............. here take this (pill) now here is where you have reached a cross road if you take it you are compliant and will suffer from its effects if you do not and say no that is an act of defiance and you will be considered a threat or hostile. so you are faced with comitment or a week of observation renewable by a judge. If you were not diagnosed with a serious mental illness before you are now and the nurses and bouncers (security) will be in to administer your medicine. hours may go by before you notice the affects of the drug if you never had it before. Soon your tongue will start to swell in your throat your neck will twist as you choke into

Practical Magic
From the movie Practical Magic: Sally Owens: Always throw salt over your left shoulder; keep rosemary by your garden gate; plant lavender for luck; and fall in love whenever you can. Sally Owens: What would you do, Gilly? Gillian Owens: What wouldn't I do... for the right guy? Young Gilly: What are you doing? Young Sally: I'm summoning up a true love spell called amas veritas, he can flip pancakes in the air, he will be marvelously kind, and his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye, one blue. Young Gilly: I thought you never wanted to fall in love. Young Sally: That's the point. The guy I dreamed up doesn't exist, and if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart. Sally Owens: [Sally's letter to Gillian] Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble n

Haha
Nate Chamblee: Are you in here http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=63713 ........you should be. MATT MFKN MONEY ON AIR DEAD OR ALIVE Nate Chamblee: no im in snake eyes but yall can have fun buttfucking eachother in your ghey ass lounge Nate Chamblee: wuts your numbers again Nate Chamblee: oh wait thats right lmfao you dont have many numbers Maja: grow the fuck up kid

[[jan 18, 09]]
So ok..I don't even really kno where my life is headed right now.. But it's a new yr like I stated in my last blog.. NW YR.. NW ME.. I'm working on it.. But today has been a tough one fo me.. It's like nothing is going right for me in my personal life.. But hopefully something will get worked out or figured out or something.. I'm going crazy over the simplest things.. Why you may ask, IDK.. All my thoughts in my head right now, they are making no sense at all.. None..Wut am I suppose ta do with all them....I have been tryna to express them but it's like no one is listening.. Or care's ta listen.. So ya know.. All I gots ta say ta them is FU.. I kno who my tru friends are.. And who is always gonna be down for me.. Hopefully they stay down fo me.....I miss him...I should be getting mah phone and mah notebook this week.. Can't wait.. Been waiting so long..I'm Out.. I'm tired.. I gots a migraine.. So do wut it do.. Holla.. One,ToN MaRiE

Grow The Hell Up
this person did not like a comment I left her. All I said was I have my doubts. She asked me in a sb what I was refering to, she then re rated me a 1 left several comments I had to delete and blocked me. Personaly, I hope she just goes away.....She is not worth anyones time. And please if your friends with her, just delete me now. Save us both the trouble of listening to her. I returned the favor. http://www.fubar.com/user/874286

The Honest Truth
Ok...for those who haven't noticed yet...Todd and I are back together...this latest fiasco did not entail either of us actually going anywhere or even an actual argument...however statements were made concerning the status of the relationship and it was decided that for the time being we were broken up...Now at some point our fubar profiles ended up changed and some "friends" were notified of what went on...some just noticed and asked and others were left to wonder...All of you who really know us and are truly a good friend know how rough this last year has been...ALL of you have been supportive through the entire process...and I know some of you feel like I have let you down...But seriously our relationship is not as open and shut as it may seem...there are a lot of factors that complicate the hell out of it and may or may not have been mentioned or talked about enough for anyone outside of us to make any sort of adequate judgment as to whether this is a healthy relationship...No two

Romance
Are you right for me, do you want me all to yourself, tell me why and what makes you more qualified for the position... Position you ask, why my fubar G/F that is. Who knows maybe more will come of it, never rule anything out... PLEASE SEND ALL RESPONSES IN PRIVATE MESSAGE... Thank You, Jamie

Thoughts
I think, far too often we concern ourselves entirely too much with the actions of others. Is he thinking of me??? Is she going out with so and so??? Is that family like ours? Does that person care? Has he/she moved on? While some concern is good, more often than not we give it far too much thought and time. The only thing we can truly control is ourselves. All we can do is live our lives how it makes sense for us, be the person we were meant to be, and let the chips fall where they may. When it all boils down…..that’s all that any of us can…..and should do. Commitment….If it takes more than half a heartbeat to decide you should ask yourself why are you EVEN thinking about it? You should not have to mull over things like Love, Loyalty, Commitment, Truth, Respect, & Integrity. As they said in the Saints, “These are principals which every man of every faith can embrace, These are not polite suggestions.” We each have a path to walk in life and too often we don’t for whatever rea

011709
Laundry and shopping started the morning. Then, got stood up and apologized to for being stood up. Movies and drinks with friends (Lisa Lampanelli's Diry Girl, Scary Movie 1 and 4, and Family Guy Blue Harvest. Not a bad Saturday. I give it a 5 out of 10.

My Ever Increasing Love For All Things Aaron
fooled ya with that title. this is actual just plain randomness. 1. tonight i saw slumdog millionaire. it was a brilliant film and i was quite impressed by it. in fact, i actually want to see it again....this is stunningly rare for me to say about a movie. 2. dorkiness really does make me swoon in a very big way. 3 when someone sees my tattoos for the first time and their face shows how turned on they are...it gets me kinda moist. 4. i have a fear of large bodies of water...not because i'm scared i will drown but because i'm terrified that something will pull me under and kill me. 5. i'm double jointed. it's kinda gross. 6. most of my free thinking time is consumed by sex. fully detailed daydream sequences. lovely. 7. i have a 'thing' for voices. hearing someone that sounds good definitely intensifies my attraction. accents are also wonderful. 8. i need to get out more. 9. i get hooked on doing crosswords, sudokus, or playing scrabble on my phone. 10. som

Best Friends
It's something I would wish upon anyone person in this world. To have a best friend is to have a confidant. Someone to always trust, fall upon when you're down and stand up beside you when you're not. I've been fortunate enough to have that one person who knows me in my soul and has seem to know me my whole life. Jaime and I met in the third grade. We were both nine years old. In the middle of my third grade year my mom moved us again. It was the second school I had to attend that year and I was nervous as I always was when I had to start all over. Making friends was never easy for me. I often felt anxious and nervous and kept to myself most the time. Kids are mean and not very welcoming unless, of course, they're the underdogs of the crowd, the picked upon and the akward. I always tended to gravitate to those less fortunate in friends and social status. It was less intimidating to strike up a conversation in class or on the playground with the picked on kids rather

Don't Know
i don't know, i think my bipolar meds aren't working anymore. Usually when i take it, i'm fine and even after it wears off, i never stay depressed. But now it seems every night when it wears off i get super-depressed. The meds that i'm taking now come in generic, so it could be that is part of the problem. or it could be that i'm just bummed out of my mind and lonely as hell. it could be a combo of those. whatever it is i don't know how much longer i can take it. I gotta see my psychiatrist again and figure out what the hell is going on. it sucks not being able to hang out with anybody out here also. i tried hanging out with some guys at my work, but no one showed up or told me what was going on. It just feels like nobody even cares anymore. it seems that people just ignore me nowadays, or they refuse to understand what it's like to suffer from mental disorders. Life sucks so bad, but i guess it's not all bad, i guess it could be worse If you guys have any advice, or anything

You
My hands are broken and time is going on and on, it goes forever (how long) So I got high and lived all the life that I have taken all for granted Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind because I've elected hell lying to myself Why have I gone blind? Live another life. YOU. YOU. The only way out, is letting your guard down and never die forgotten (I know) Forgive me my love, I stand here all alone, and I can see the bottom. Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind 'cause I've elected hell. Lying to myself. Why have I gone blind? Live another Life. YOU. YOU. YOU. YOU. YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU.YOU. -Breaking Benjamin

Dream Girl?
Am I the girl of your dreams? or the cause of your nightmares? Do my dimples make you smile? or do I make you run a mile? Am I all that you desire? or more trouble than I'm worth? Am I complex and interesting? or complicated and confusing? Ok i guess what I really want to know is... Do you love me? or hate me?

Wonder.
The sky is not empty tonight. The clouds gather against steelblue like milky wardens of my imagination. Like giant fingers of the sky-ghost closing around my eyes, shielding me from the oncoming night. I feel six again. Infinite, and invincible. The sky is my limit, until I blow past the sky. My sword drawing daring lines in the soft dirt, as I march cheerily along the clovers and chickweed dancing in my nostrils promising me a better spring a better time a greater adventure than ever before. If only there was more time to be six. So much to do, so much to experience so many firsts. And none of the wherewithall to question its intentions. Not much has changed, really My steed is a one-eared taurus instead of a mighty paladin's clydesdale. My pen is now my Excallus. I'm still the lonely king overlooking this same livestock dotted hill. without a kingdom without a princess. Not much has changed... except the few parts of me that have died, Also, the f

Here's Another From My Nutty Uncle
Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? Answers are below. 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick from cold weather it's from being indoors a lot more.. 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11. The average housefly lives for one month. 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. (are you serious???) really??? 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14

Need Help
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T >> MOVE FAST ANYMORE. >> >> George Phillips of >> Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told >> him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, >> which she could see from the bedroom window. >> >> >> George opened the back door >> to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in >> the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked >> 'Is someone in your house?' and he said >> 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and >> that he shoul d simply lock his door and an officer would be >> along when available. >> George said, >> 'Okay,' hung up, c ounted to 30, and phoned the >> police again 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds >> ago because there were people ste aling things from my shed. > > Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I >> just shot them.' Then he hung up. >> >> >> Within five minutes six >> police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopt

Sadness
wow when my daughter who is now 2 was born its was scary. Her one leg was extended the wrong direction and she was literally sucking on her toes. after lots of x-rays they told me that she was either missing a bone or her acl ligament in her knee. They said that she wasnt going to crawl or if she did she would be dragging her one leg behind her and that the possibilities of her walk was next to none. at the age of 6 months she was able to crawl normally and 2 weeks after her first birthday she was walking.... its was the happiest day ever and a miracle. over that next year she was going to and from hospitals for further tests... we now know that it is a missing acl ligament. She has been in therapy for the past few months and now we have run into more problems. the other day we took her out to an indoor playground to play with other kids her age and to help excerise her knee. after only 2 mins of playing she collapsed. we rushed her to the hospital because her knee bent the wrong way

Finally Back
Shit couldn't for the life of me remeber which of my passwords I used here and kept trying to get fubar to send me my reminder..tried the last 3 months and finally tonight they did! Took em long enough...guess they were too busy getting drunk huh? Just wanted to let ya'll know wasn't ignoring ya...just couldn't get back in here. So hope ya'll are having a great weekend peace out! HB

Driving Through Ny
I was saying that I was driving in NY,heading from Buffalo, NY toward near Syracurs and out of blue, it started snowing so hard and showed the road ... I said I hope it wouldnt snow in Massachuette... and wished myself a good luck...

Got From My Uncle And Wanted To Share Lol.
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Last Chance
Last Chance I gave you a chance But you just looked me in the eye And kept telling me your lies I said last chance One final try One last go At this thing with us And again You looked me in the eye And told me your lies So I told you goodbye And I took my heart And walked away You had your chance I gave you the choice to choose But you chose not to And lost me forever Now you want me back I can't go back You saw what you did to me I may forgive, But I will NEVER forget The day you had your last chance.

Wonder Why
Wonder Why I look up at the deep blue sky And I couldn't help but wonder why Why this life? Why me? Why here? Why now? And the only reply Was the blowing wind And the singing birds And yet I still wonder why. Why this place? Why this so-willing heart? A heart that gets broken so easily, Yet so hard to put back together. Why this time? Why this era? Why these people? And again the only reply Was the wind Whistling through the grass And the crickets Playing their songs And I wonder why.

Ask
Ask Who are you? And who are I? All these questions We can't answer. Who is he? And who are they? We keep asking With no reply. Why are you you? And why am I I? We can only make assumptions As to the answer Why is he he? And why are they they? But only that person Can give the correct. But that doesn't stop us We still ask why? Ask who? Is the answer out there somewhere? We can only ask And await the reply.

Light In The Distance
Light In The Distance Off into the distance I see a light A light that shines brightly Guiding my way in the night In this dark desolate place That I call home Maybe one day I'll reach that light And step into the bright unknown But until that day I wander in the darkness alone With no one by my side And no one in thoughts A lonesome I shall be Till I walk into the light And see the one Who shines so bright

The Key To My Heart
The Key To My Heart The key to my heart You held in your hand So bright and shiny So smooth and clean You decided to use it And see what lie within But wait—the pain! You've turned it too far You expected too much And pried too hard You pressed and pushed and pulled And filled me with agony The lies you told me And filled me with Have all come to light When you turned that key too far Wait, there it goes You've shattered my heart The key to my heart Now I hold in my hand Is dull and dingy And so rough and dirty Covered with blood From the pain you caused me With the key to my heart.

Once More Around The Merry Go Round
After a couple of months, I get a message from my ex out of the blue. I hate the roller coaster that we're on. We are in no danger of ever getting back together, it's just that sudden contact once you've gotten over everything from the last time you spoke to each other. I'm sure I am just complaining and I need to get over it, but sometimes there a things you don't want to have to deal with.

Bright Unknown
Bright Unknown Out of the darkness And into the light I stepped from the The dark world I called home Into the bright unknown Where I hide my eyes Till I can see All the beauty That surrounds me The trees The birds The plants The animals All of these Wonderful things they call life Like a newborn child I stumble around In awe of what surrounds me In this bright unknown This world I have never known Till now When I stepped out of The darkness And into the light These things that surround me Come at me left and right I can't take it all in I can't breathe This beauty This wonderful, amazing Beauty And then you have me And I stop And wonder Where do I Come in play? Where do I fit in In this wondrous world? Beauty? Me? I can't imagine why Or where Or how? How does a creature like me Fit into a world like this? So filled with beauty and bliss This perfection Oh how I would mar it And I wondered this As I step