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Tbr Auction!!
Join The First Ace Cafe Terror Brothers Radio Fubuck / Gift Auction! Auctionees will be pimped out on ACE lounge bulletins regularly throughout the auction and the auction will be shouted out in the lounge by the DJ's Contact Terror Brothers Radio For More Details, Click The Pic Below! Auction Information *25K entry fee, Minimum start bid 100k *send entry fee, picture link, and what you want to offer to TBR in private message *NO DRAMA - this is cause for immediate removal and blockage *ACE Cafe and TBR are not responsible for non-payers. If the winning bidder does not pay the runner up will be notified. Auction starts: Starts - 24th Jan Ends - 31st Jan 5pm EST Date May Change If Not Enough Entrys Ace And Tbr Will Not Promote Individual People, We Will Put Out Bulletins With Everyone Included. Sponsored By The Ace Cafe And Terror Brothers Radio
A Perfect Moment
A Perfect Moment Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane, A frozen moment without stain. Your body close to mine, Our hearts beat in time, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever. Some say perfection is unattainable For most things that's explainable, But in your arms and with your heart's affection I have found a brief moment of perfection.
Believe What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe.
A Cry
A cry for help in the silence of a busy night. So close you feel a tormented heart and mind. You smell the tears and fear. You sense the anguish. Darkness looms around you and into it you reach out your hand and heart. Reaching to comfort... to silence the cry of torment. You feel something fall, clinging onto you. Pulling back, you find yourself being sucked in. You fight to pull yourself free, grasping protectively and tightly around the yet unseen object in your care. Struggling free; your battle is won. You then look down into your hand, and discover a bruised and broken heart. You don't want this. You try to find a place in your world for it to go... to heal. You notice then it has begun to grow around you. You try again and again, moving more and more quickly to give it a better place to go, but it can not... will not escape it's grasp. No place is suitable. It feels safe and secure... loved by you. You feel responsible now and with grief an
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Tempting Enchantress^Llama Leveler^{Sarge's Bad Girls}@ fubar All Llama Levelers will leave 100 rates when done please a comment below that you have done so.
Whispers In The Wind
Whispers in the Wind Your whispers are gentle echoes that sway ardent winds of harmony and in the symphony of life each word is wrapped in rhapsody. We travel separate roads of life gather flowers along the way and share the music of their fragrance. We exist between two winds, I here under a pale moon you, the other end of somewhere. Sometimes when wind blows through trees I pause to listen and in its passing I hear the tenderness of your voice that fills the spectrum of my soul. You are the chime of warm rain, the moon that glows through the trees and within the luster of evening your aura fills the scene. I hear the whispers of the wind see the stars shine in the sky, but I hold the sunrise in my pocket. Dance with me within the wind, then just let me love you.
if you could have me all to yourself,what are the 10 things you would do to me,or with me?
Please Read
first of all , if you are in married or relationship its called love honor trust communication ... see if you go out and pick up someone off AFF meet them and have sex with NO pretecting , come home get dress go to work and then while at work have sex with empolyee while on duty , come home , hide this stuff from your partner and then doin your partner havin your partner use cane on your body where you know you have health problem and use it on that area that is pushin the limit ... anyone should know , if you have health problem , you dont use no cane , paddle , flogger o anything on that area of the body , but hey people dont care about it ... worse part of all , havin sex with no pretecting and already have kids yes that is pushin the button cause you dont know what kind of STD you have out there ...
The Real Me( Who I Am)
listen im sick of people who judge other ppl by what they have, or what they look like, or how many money they have or do they have a car. well people listen up, not every is blessed with good looks, born into lots of money, or some dont have a car or did have a car. the point i gettin at is why judge ppl everyone is the same in many ways. I dont judge ppl bc im not a picky one, im one who iwll give anyone a shot bc i believe u dont anyone till u try, so i dont have to wonder if what woudl have happen? u know so the moral im gettin at is plz dont judeg ppl by qwhat they look like and how mnay money they have. no im not tellin anyone what to do.
Right Word
Words twist and tumble Through my mind But I can't grab the right word Or the right line So we sit In silence But its not uncomfortable In fact I love it You rest your head on my chest As we lay here Lovers entwined Hearts tangled You raise your head And look into my eyes And I see our love Almost as if its a real force I dont ever want to lose this moment You lay your head on my chest once again And now I can feel your heartbeat And my hearts skips And I finally find the words Im looking for I love you
Tbr Auction
Join The First Ace Cafe Terror Brothers Radio Fubuck / Gift Auction! Auctionees will be pimped out on ACE lounge bulletins regularly throughout the auction and the auction will be shouted out in the lounge by the DJ's Contact Terror Brothers Radio For More Details, Click The Pic Below! Auction Information *25K entry fee, Minimum start bid 100k *send entry fee, picture link, and what you want to offer to TBR in private message *NO DRAMA - this is cause for immediate removal and blockage *ACE Cafe and TBR are not responsible for non-payers. If the winning bidder does not pay the runner up will be notified. Auction starts: Starts - 24th Jan Ends - 31st Jan 5pm EST Date May Change If Not Enough Entrys Ace And Tbr Will Not Promote Individual People, We Will Put Out Bulletins With Everyone Included. Sponsored By The Ace Cafe And Terror Brothers Radio
Satin Spawn And Her Self Pity
She throws her web and weaves a tapestry of Bullshit She thinks herself so cleaver, so Keen, Smart, and Witty When caught she back peddles and bellows Self-Pity She lie's, She Cheats, then asks the Lord for Mercy Your Skills are unchanged from long ago, weak and very Shitty You're acting like a Bitch, plus stupid and Silly Whose fault is it you use your pussy as candy, moving Man to Man spinning your bullshit story. You are Whoring to keep your head above water.. Like a poison water Lilly You Silly Rabbit you are nothing more than the Daughter of your Mother and Father. You are not Laura Ingalls and this is not Little House on the Prairie.
Love Spell
Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.
i am starting to think that the authorities here on fubar hate me. i'm stuck at level 10 because none of my salute attempts have been approved. they keep sending me hateful messages, saying ridiculous things like, "this is not a picture of you" or "your user ID# must be written in decimal format" or "if you continue submitting bad salutes, your account will be deleted". i really want to advance to the next level so that my social status will improve. maybe then i could get some chicks or something? unfortunately, i'm too lazy to attempt another salute right now. thus i appeal to you, kind reader, to do one for me. i'm thinking that a voucher salute just might do the trick - a picture of you or someone else holding a sign that says something like "i know .. . is a friend of mine. and you, sir, are no .". or maybe ". is real. i know. i've tasted . myself". or ". gave me many hours of ecstasy with his lil **** when he sucked on my ****, gently carressing my **** and then OMG
R Private Pictures Really Protected
Do you have any pictures that you really dont want the public to see, you think you can label te folder private and no one will see. Well guess what, once a fubar member reaches level 28 they can unlock the private photo's and view them. Whats even worse is that they can save them and post them on the web so that every one can see them. Please be careful every one and protect your private picture. Vixxenn
For Him
How am I supposed to breathe? I try to relax. I touch your still frame So I can watch you closer And study the ways I believe I belong to you, to you. I scratch at your waist line... your doll hair, I dig up the thought of how your eyes glow. So I make you my religion, my collision, my escape goat. So have I found your secret weak spot, baby? [Chorus] Can you pretend I'm amazing? I can pretend I'm amazing... Instead of what we both know I cut to the punch line baby Can we pretend I'm amazing Instead of what we both know Now our history is for sale And for that I apoligize. You see you're my only know how. The study of when I believed I belonged to you, to you. You see I've made you into something more delicious, My sweet ghost. So have I found your secret weak spot, baby?
Cross Roads
I am comforted by the possibility that there are others that have reached and will reach the same cross roads that have forsaken me that have caused rage and loneliness, panic and numbness... Everything I have done done for myself I have failed, everything I have done for others has never been out of reach. None of which I can have and only offer to others. I grow disillusioned at times; tired by the miles but not the years, those that have gone by and have escaped me A daunting past that never leaves scares that lay among the paths Everything for them and nothing for me Does it Stop?
Sweet Girl =)
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The Sanctity Of Misery
Why must we live in Misery? Fulfilling a need for pain that ensures we are still alive. The pushing and pulling never to end our thirst. We live in our own world of isolation, allowing nothing to get in but the pain of our misery. Knowing nothing of happiness without remorse. Knowing nothing but pain with gratitude. A path that is not unknown, a death that will be alone, so that others can live free. The inner rage anger beyond description. The harsh wit of sarcasm nothing more than a manipulating radius of vast emptiness. All while the manikin appearance of a clam wind. A distraction of normality putting us back on path The Sanctity of Misery is our Mask.
A friend is someone who walks in when the whole world has walked out.
A Leader That Cannot Be Found
Where do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of? Where are the Leaders from the past found today? Where do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of? Where are the Leaders from the past found today? We find Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, Dictators, Socialist and Communist leaders, and so called Generals of Rebels, Militias, and world Militaries, as well as Terrorist organizations that lead from the rear, send out orders for others to die self removed by their position and power. Where is George Patton, Chesty Puller, or the other great leaders today? They exist only in memoirs of the past. The true warrior does not seek War rather War seeks them.
Here And Back
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am here and back. I have not had a great internet connection for a long time but now schools back in session I will be on more often. Sorry if it seems like I am ignoring anyone but right now I feel selfish. Yep I said it selfish.
The Truth
A person's actions are condoned by the unwillingness and internal weakness of others to correct them
Having A Party
The Conquered
You know there are those that try to conquer an unconquerable world. They know it can't be conquered but they are not done trying. They live in a world that suffers in creation where moments for clam cause pain. One day they will grow tired but it's not a date that can be set in stone. The lucky ones tire quickly while those of greatest misfortune may only grow wearing at times but never tire fully.
Mosaic Law Or The Word Of God
Sup Juggalos, Again we are talking about certain things that according to Mosaic Law or the word of God in the Old Testament. When discussing the Sabbath Laws understand that there is a purpose behind some of these laws. It says that the fields must be sowed and harvested for six years while the seventh year the fields are to be untouched. This was to allow the animals and poor to eat from the fields, however leaving a field unattended and allowing wild animals on them also helps the soil. Every time that you reap and sow a field you rob nutrients from the soil. If you give a field a chance to rest than the nutrients can get replenished. We already know that on the Sabbath Day everyone is supposed to rest, of course in this day and age that's almost impossible, but for people that work the land it is very possible. The reason for the rest is to not only have a day of worship but also to give the slaves and workers a chance to rest. Interesting enough, there is a lot of focus u
The First
We are never in the Presence of Greatness, only Illusions of Grandeur others want us to Believe!
Religion Should Never Be Used As A Weapon.
Someone had asked why can't there be peace on Earth. Why can't everyone get along and stop with the wars. I wish I had a peaceful logical answer to this. I too, share the dream that one day Man will put aside his differences and learn to work together to ensure peace and prosperity. However, the reality remains that we are a consuming people. We consume to thrive. For us to consume we must have resources and when you look at some of the conflicts being fought even today it is a battle over resources disguised as a battle over religion. I am sad to say that we use religion as an excuse to destroy other cultures when we should be using the moralities and values taught from all different religions to enhance our culture and spirituality. I would like to say that war is something that Man engages in and battles with and that Man could curb his appetite for destruction if he really saw fit to do so. However, with Humans being at the top of the food chain and controlling the popula
National Do Not Call
WANT THOSE UNWATED TELEMAKETERS TO GO AWAY ? THIS IS THE BEST WAY TRUST ME!! > The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls at home. Most telemarketers should not call your number once it has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this Website. You can register your home or mobile phone for free.
Wazzup Juggalos!?
Wazzup Juggalos!? Incase you have not heard the news, the MSN Groups service will close in February 2009 (click here to learn more), therefore our Icp Fanz Group will no longer be available on MSN, but it will be available at Multiply, MSN's partner for online groups. I have already migrated our Icp Fanz Group over to Multiply; you can visit us at our new location by visiting the address below. I'm asking all of you ninjas to please rejoin our Icp Fanz Group at our new location by clicking here. Take care Ninjas!
Things I Hate
Feet ear wax icy snowballs when people assume things about me they shouldn't warm jager cold jack people who dance off rhythm getting stepped on people who ask me if Quahog is a real place.. you are online.. look it up!!! liars being taken advantage of false friends false people in general
My Birthday Girl
finally her age will fit her knowledge , she is to smart to be 4 lol
Just Some Poetry I Do In My Spare Time.
Comrades Alone I stand On a hill of the Gods, The pain of loss in my heart seared With thoughts of holy comrades Of those too far to touch. Alone I stand, Sword in hand held high. A call to mighty Odin ..hael'; The response a raven's human wail. And each I call my comrades names Of those too far to touch. Alone I stand In the New Forest glades, Mead horm full, signed and ready, A drink to my gods and comrades, sweet, warm and heady. Would I but to clasp the hands Of those too far to touch. Alone I stand, Cloak wrapped against the chill, The bite of a wind from Asgard sent, As in my heart a wound is rent. My comrades call can heal the gouge; My comrades too far to touch.
You Always Have Enough Time If You Use It Wisely.
Your Daily Motivation You Always Have Enough Time If You Use It Wisely. Thursday January 15, 2009 YOU ALWAYS HAVE ENOUGH TIME IF YOU USE IT WISELY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your dilemma goes deeper than having a shortage of time, it's basically a problem of priorities. Most people leave undone those things that should be done, while they do things that they shouldn't be doing. Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in your ability to put first things first. Most major goals are not achieved because people put second things first. Is what your doing getting you closer to your objectives? Anything that is wasted effort represents wasted time. Don't serve time, make time serve you Copyright 2008 => Discover The System => Meet The Team
Black Woman Cake
Black Woman Cake...written by a Black Man (It's a Great Message) NEVER FORGET! THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A GOOD WOMAN. Subject : BLACK WOMAN CAKE I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet. 2 cups of intelligence 1 cup of sugar brown (Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound) Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race (You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own, that's why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone) I am adding butter cause she must be smooth 2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool I must add eggs so she can reproduce (Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too) I think I'll add a little salt, to balance her out And a domi
New Pics Up Yall
I have just uploaded new pics for all of you who have been asking for them and there are more on the way. Phantom
Save The Planet
As destructive fishing practices, deadly underwater noise, and toxic pollution take a mounting toll on the health of our oceans. The Natural Resources Defense Council is leading the fight to establish the equivalent of national parks in the sea, Which will safeguard vital marine habitats from devasting threats. LWe are making progress with protecting the oceans but when countries like Canada and Japan get in the way of progress of protecting life in our oceans we need to turn to organizations like Greenpeace and The sea Sheperd. I will start with Canada's commercial seal hunt. It is the largest slaughter of maring mammals in the world. This year between March and April, Canada will allow 270,000 harp seals to be killed. During the previous three years, the government of canada delivered the death sentence to over one million baby harp seals. This should not be even called a hunt. Sealers simply walk up to the baby seals and bash the seals on the head with a metal spike attached to
Steelers Prayer
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh, Football Be Thy Game. The Kingdom Come, 5 Super Bowls Won, On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Tampa! A-Ben Go STEELERS
My Husband - Jan 15, 2009
My husband is getting better every day. He is getting better all the time. He is back from his business trip and is going to his speech therapist today and should knock the socks off his therapist with the progress he has made so far. He is being referred to a psychologist that specializes in survivors of strokes. My husband will also start a stroke survivor support group at the local hospital since they do not have one. I am so proud of him. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage
What I Like On Tv
WHat i like when i watch tv is watching cramed and i love to watch raw on mondays and on firday i watch smack down. i just love to watch music video all the time too.
Erotic Story
I will be writing a new erotic story or stories this coming Sunday ... be sure to check my profile then when you will enjoy the stories there. I have several now bouncing around in my head and they are just begging to be typed up, and one of them is for Tiff who told me what happened to her at a bar a few weeks ago. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage
Mmmmmm Wanna Play ???
Copy link and paste into you browser mmmmmm
dont talk to me if you're married or have a girl friend. cus i just had a guy WIFE call me last night.. soooo i'm not here to for that shit..
9 Words Women Use
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard befo
Thought For 1/15
I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do..
Music And Other: In Chattanooga, Tenn.
...finally got in Chattanooga near 3am...didn't sleep much, and to speak, actually couldn't sleep. So, here I am putting a few lines...until 2:30 or 4 not much to do, so will practice a little this morning...we are being taken out by Buck and Barbra for breakfast around for my play for tonight, the material will be the smallest I have ever played---I dis-carded one and dropped another...when I say dis-carded, I mean its back in log... gotta go, will try to be back on for more details...
Little Info On Fu-owned
I Need True Friends
Hi for the last 3 months i have been seeing doctors because my brain has been thinking some crazy stuff well this week they finally determined that i have 3 count them 1 2 3 disoders and they go as follows bipolar disorder multiple personality disorder and schizphrenia peranoid i guess im just asking for people who added me and is trully my friend be here for me they gave me 2 choices take pills and see if we can maintain them or committ myself i chose the pills but i think sometimes my thoughts arent my own and they are demented thoughts question to you commit and still be on pills or stay free on pills and all of you just really start being true friends with normal conversation keep my mind occupied with you then them much love to you all
My Feelings Right Now...
So, I have had my heart bruised, squeezed, thrown away, crushed, shattered, stepped and spat on. In my relationships I give it my all but seem to get the shit end of the stick. I'm married and thought I found that guy who would never do that to me... I guess I thought wrong. He seems to be tossing it up in the air to see how much I can take and to tell you the truth, not much more. People say that god gave you this life cause he know's you are strong enough to handle it... I'm not so sure about that. Don't get me wrong. I love my husband with my body, mind, and soul, but I don't get that feeling in return. What I get is me waking up to him still being on the computer at 5, 6, 7, 8 o'clock in the morning instead of wanting to cuddle with me. Flirting mad crazy with other girls. I know that flirting is harmless, even I do it, but I know where to draw the line. He doesn't. That's why there is a pic of his penis on my phone that was sent to his email with a chicks name one it.
Truth Hurts (im A Bastard Song)
I will probably never see what these girls see in me, but the can never understand how much they mean to me, and i will never understand these feelings that i have, a demon in me that needs to be unleashed, the biggest bastard i know, and everyday it grows, but these girls they dont know, its all just a show. Chorus-I am what i am and thats all i am, but they'll never understand that I'm a bad man I am what i am and thats all i am, a devil in disguise but they'll never understand-end chorus always wear a disguise, always hide behind the lies, always there never try, always tell em what they wanna hear, hide behind another fear, try to dodge another spear, woops there goes another year chorus see they think they know they got me, thats just first look, tell em what the wanna hear and man i got em hooked, see they think they know the game but they're playing with a pro, set em up then knock em down you see thats how it goes, ya they see the feelings in the words
Today's Story Is...snow!!!!
Good Morning, I have a riddle for you: Pick up a white piece of Paper, totally white, no lines as in notebook paper, if you only have note book paper then it will have to do. Ok here is the riddle, stare at the white sheet of paper for 25 seconds. Now answer this question. What is it? No not a sheet of papercome ongive it a try look real hard you will see it. Ok I am not going to give you the answer until you take this serious. I will go on will my morning story, if you do not try to give me an educated guess Ok..that does it Good Morningoh shoot I already said thatWell I am one morning greeting ahead is all. So I hear all these morning zoo gooberistic events going on country wide. Gooberistic is not a real word this I know, however, due to the amount of snow we have been receiving there is no time to go to so thereSo I go to take Lizard outside this morning, picture this if you will, Its 10 degrees, it snowed another 10-12 inches on our asses. I try
Open Your Eyes
Chorus-1st-see what you see, 2nd- til the end of the road, 1st-say what you say, 2nd-the truth is never told, 1st-do what you do, 2nd-but dont believe the lies, 1st-be what you want, 2nd- but open your eyes-end chorus 1st-underrated, understated, underpaid, and underlaid, and all that matters underweighed, because the government regulates,(p) underfunding everyone, underfunding everyone, under the bridge goes another one, every new soldier gets a new gun, but the whole damn process has just begun chorus 2nd- billion dollar jets swallow up the nations funds, now our childrens educations getting over, tax dollars hard at work for governmental fun, am i the only one seeing clearly son? spending money on a war that benefits themselves, while the rest of the nation is in economic hell. chorus 1st-see what they're asking me, to turn my back you see, turn a blind eye, turn the other cheek, you see I'm shedding the light, for the things that are right, that are worth the fig
Sleepy Cat.....
Deer Crossings!
Has anyone ever seen a deer at an actual deer crossing sign??.......I did once,call it sheer dumb luck!......Lmao:P
Melting...cuteness Attack!
Neck Surgery
As if I wasn't already stressed out enough they pushed my surgery back one more week. so starting the 23rd I won't be on here much. I'll have to be in a hard neck brace for about 8 weeks. then in about 6 months I'll be having surgery on my lower back. so wish me luck. I need all the love I can get
The Trouble With Angels
All I Can Ask For by Vanessa Ginarte I'm here waiting Impatiently, eyes full of tears, The other day you said you loved me You said it perfectly clear. Now, today's a new day And you're not here by my side, Now everything you told me Just feels like pain and lies. You said you would be here forever Was that just a lie, too? You made promises you couldn't keep I had all my faith in you. You took off with my heart And life inside your hands, I'm left empty and incomplete Why can't you understand. You let me down When my hopes were high, I try to smile But I always sigh. I'm left alone With all this pain and misery, Your love is all I ask for Why can't you see. You loved me for who I was Not for who I tried to be, You were the best thing that ever happen to me You'll always be inside of me. We've been through too much For you to push me away, I'll always love you no matter what It will never fade away.
Where To Go?
There is a chance that I can go to America for a year. I'm so excited because my dream may come true. So there are three possible states: Illinois, Massachusetts or Colorado. I don't know which one to chose. Help me make up my mind.
These wounds keep on burning... These hearts keep on hurting... Trying to mend whats broken, Tearing every mend. Time ceases future, Further back we go. The past is just returning, What could have happened? We will never know So much we have tried Now every chance is fried So much pain Even more anger. Like the ice cold wind Driving the rain Pushing us apart Paths lost Only mud and debris Lives changed in a single instant In seconds the pain Of the past returns Never knowing Always wondering What could have been? There is no future only past.. Every second, Clock ticks backwards, Everything returning. Turning back the hands of time... Now our beginning, Becomes our destruction. Can we save our future? or is this our end? Goodbyes are coming quickly, Tumbling to a halt! But must they be forever? Who is to fault?
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: New Boobs On Ratemywow, Jim Norton Live In Atlantic City This Weekend, New Videos Online
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) Jesus H. Christmas! It's Thursday! We Made it! Oh wait... one more day...THEN the weekend. Crap. Today on the Opie and Anthony Infected Open Gunshot Wound, we'll be doing... something. New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our large-bosomed, beautiful friend Taya Parker, who just happens to be a PENTHOUSE Pet (click for her nude pics), we have a lovely new addition to RateMyWOW. RateMyWOW: Taya Parker (Ladies - Submit YOUR PHOTO NOW... but remember, no 'WOW' in the shot = not getting on the site) (Say, let's whore out some Jimmy Norton, shall we?) Jim Norton in Atlantic City: Our meat-bosomed compatriot Jim Norton is heading to the Borgata in Atlantic City THIS WEEKEND to do his comedy thing. ...and if you can't make that show, well he's always traveling all over the country, performing for Y O U. Get JIM NORTON tickets Online Now! New Opie and Anthony Listener Audio: Our pal RPI ma
Just Be Gr8tful
Blowjob Etiquette ( Females Point Of View) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubi
Amazing Elephant Painting
Monkey Pushups And Sit Ups
Monkey Guitarist
Need To Read This!
SEEMS SO MAY PEOPLE ARE SO CAUGHT UP IN THINGS THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE WHATSOEVER IRL- TO ME ITS ALL SO PETTY AND I HAVE NO NEED FOR DRAMA IN MY LIFE..THIS SPOKE TO MY HEART TONIGHT..I STOLE THIS FROM A MUMM MADE BY WV REBEL AND HAD TO SHARE.... There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, m
Holy Shit
3 first entries for my name from :) 1. Natasha The name Natasha (Russian) means Christmas Day or birthday. It is usually used to portray desirable and enviable female characters in film, literature, etc. Most Natasha's are beautiful. They exude mystery and seduction. Tabitha: I don't like that girl, Natasha. Robert: She's hot!!! I would love to bang Natasha!!!! Tabitha: She looks like a slut! Robert: You're just jealous. christmas birthday exotic mysterious seductive alluring by natashasoftheworld Nov 15, 2006 share this 1 comment 2. Natasha A woman of outstanding beauty, intelligence, and grace. That girl is totally a Natasha allure pulchritude loveliness elegance exquisiteness by Boyfriend of The Year. Jan 21, 2008 share this add comment 3. Natasha the most awesome person ever. shes so much fun to hangout with and i love her
Death Of My Children
I just want to say thank you to each and everyone who has shown their love and support to me during the deaths of my Sons. Your sympathy cards,Hugs,and Flowers have meant a lot to me thank you so kindly. I am so proud to have friends like you and I pray to God that no one ever has to go through what I have been through these past 8 months Believe me when I tell you that losing your child to death is not at all an easy task,Mother's and Father's should never have to burry their children It is only through the grace of God and good friends that I am hanging in there and pushing forward with my life day by day. Very special thanks to my Fu family's "Rating Revolution" and "The Click Club" I can not thank you enough Rating Revolution { Member Page Only}{No Friends Request taken unless you are a joining Member!}@ fubar The Click Club@ fubar God Bless Hugs Kris
My Fuwife Liz
I love my "FUWIFE" LIZ..Show her some Luv..Shes Baaaaaaad A*************ZZZZZZZ!!!!!...And "MEN"..."RESPECT" PLZ!!..TU!!...SOLIDAOKNTX
Help Meeeee
G'day lovers & haters I need help you see ... im trying to build a lounge and i am computer I dont know how to get cool skins and i realy wouldnt have a fucking clue how to get a radio station played in there!!! Any help or advice would be awesome. Please help me?!
Sometimes We Just Need A Reminder...
A Baby's Hug ~ We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map. We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby; hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik. My husband and I exchanged looks, 'What do we do?' Erik continued to laugh and answe
True Love
What is true love? Is true love when you cant get enough of that person Is true love when you cant stop thinking about them Is true love when you you see no other but them Is true love when you find that when they cry you cry and when then hurt you hurt Is true love when you cant live with out them in your life Is true love when you care so much that you feel like you will explode if u dont touch them Is true love when everytime you think of them your heart skips a beat The Answer Is YES!
The Measure Of A Man
To measure a man is not with a ruler or by the size of his wallet To measure a man is not by his worth or by his looks To meausre a man is not by his Iq or his his past To meausre a man by anything other then his heart to not meausre him at all! by TANK
'The 12th century master Geshe Ben was renowned for his goodness and integrity. Once, while begging for alms, a family of devout Buddhists invited him to their home to be fed. He was so hungry that he found it difficult to wait while his hosts were elsewhere preparing the meal. To his complete shock he found himself stealing food from a jar when no-one was looking. Geshe Ben suddenly burst into loud cries of "Thief! Thief! I've caught you red-handed." His hosts rushed into the room to find him berating himself and threatening his hand with being cut off it ever behaved like that again.'
A Piece Of The Truth
One day Mara, the Evil One, was travelling through the villages of India with his attendants. he saw a man doing walking meditation whose face was lit up on wonder. The man had just discovered something on the ground in front of him. Mara's attendant asked what that was and Mara replied, "A piece of truth." "Doesn't this bother you when someone finds a piece of truth, O Evil One?" his attendant asked. "No," Mara replied. "Right after this, they usually make a belief out of it."
The Elephant And His Old Blind Mother
Long ago, in the hills of the Himalayas near a lotus pool, the Buddha was once born as a baby elephant. He was a magnificent elephant, pure white with feet and face the color of coral. His trunk gleamed like a silver rope and his ivory tusks curled up in a long arc. He followed his mother everywhere. She plucked the tenderest leaves and sweetest mangoes from the tall trees and gave them to him. "First you, then me," she said. She bathed him in the cool lotus pool among the fragrant flowers. Drawing the sparkling water up in her trunk, she sprayed him over the top of his head and back until he shone. Then filling his trunk with water, he took careful aim and squirted a perfect geyser right between his mother's eyes. Without blinking, she squirted him back. And back and forth, they gleefully squirted and splashed each other. Splish! Splash! Then they rested in the soft muck with their trunks curled together. In the deep shadows of afternoon, the mother elephant rested in the shade of a
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Right Wing Whore
lol, sweet and simple. If you like chicks with dicks, check out this rt wing slut bag pucecattt@ fubar pucecattt: ohhh shit u are the enemy..blocked now asswipe ->pucecattt: holy shit,m you just admitted having a dick!...HAHA! pucecattt: lmao thats because im not a liberal ..republicans have balls ->pucecattt: They say you have a penis; i have a penis too! pucecattt: rumors about me? ->pucecattt: i havent done anything, yw. YET. Though theres rumors on the internets.... pucecattt: well done ty ->pucecattt: daddy would you like some sausage>?
there is beauty in all things thereis beauty in the sky beauty in the water beauty in the earth beauty in the air beauty on the out side beauty on the inside to me the most beautiful thing in the world in the love of your child and the look they give you when you hold them and show them your love
Proud Of My State And Marijuana
State gives nod to medical marijuana dealers About 207 New Mexicans are approved to use medical marijuanaNew Mexico has become the first state in the country to license marijuana dealers. Officials say dealers are under stringent regulations. It took about a year and half, but the New Mexico Health Department has ironed out a plan to deal with the complex and legally thorny issue of how to make and get medical marijuana to qualified patients. "This has been the hardest piece of the program. We really needed to proceed carefully and thoughtfully because we're the only state to take this step," said Deborah Busemeyer of the Department of Health. New Mexico is the first state to license non-profit organizations to do the growing and distribution. Any group that wants to do it will have to clear a lot of hurdles, Busemeyer said. "They need to have security measures. We have monitoring requirements they have to have a non profit board overseeing it that includes a doct
Newest Update On Me
well for those who ive talked to and know about my situation and what has been going on medicaly with me, i just wanted to let you all know i got my medication refilled today and am feeling alot better. Since I am taking my meds again this also means I quit drinking for the time being. Thanks to all those true friends who have cared though out this period of time.
Stupid Ppl
the other thing i cant stand are stupid ppl the type of person who cant even use a fucking tv remote it is likt what the fuck are you a mental case or what stupid ppl should not breed!!!
Nice Guys?
I am so fucking tired of hearing about these so called nice guys .. they always say they are one and turn out to be complete assholes if you are a asshole just admit it for fucks sake those assholes give the truely good guys a bad fucking rep and i CAN NOT FUCKING STAND IT
My Lover Style
Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test... The Devoted Lover Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Devoted Lover. The Devoted Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is perhaps the best Lover Style when it comes to developing a long-term, caring and rewarding relationship. The Devoted Lover is a treasure to find, though it is sometimes difficult to time establishing a relationship with one just right; usually, this is the last romantic relationship you'll need to find, so sow any wild oats first. In terms of physical love, the Devoted Lover can be shy at first but gradually warms and eventually can be
Marry People In Real Life
my name says I am Rev. Darrel. This is true, I am a lic Minister. I do not marry people here on fubar or online but i do marry people in real life. if anyone wants to get married in real life you can always get ahold of me in my lounges and or Speaking about my 2 lounges. I own 2 very successful lounges. Chubby Chasers hang out and Chubby Chasers hot tub haven. My lounges are for everyone but bbw's and men that love them are encouraged to join.
Another Stolen Quiz Thinger.
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Hippie You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to in
Me Romantic?? Lol
Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test... The Romantic Lover64% partner focus, 71% aggressiveness, 35% adventurousness Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Romantic Lover. The Romantic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the hallmark of young love--the Romantic Lover often loves the idea of being in love, and being a wonderful lover, and so they try to bring their prospective partners every bit of joy or happiness that they can. They are the serenaders, and the ones to rent carriages in the park or take a gondola ride down a canal. The Romantic Lover is a treasure to find, though they sometimes are prone
What I Have Learned
I've learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned that learning to forgive takes practice. I've learned that there are peop
☠Κ↓↓∀☠th Gj
She is really cool and as of 01/15/09 she only has 66k to level to Fu-King! ☠Κ↓↓∀☠th Gj@ fubar
No Easy Change
while my times elapsing my minds collapsing All i can say is fuck it thats my reaction bust it ive busted over 21 and im flustered lost cuz of house rules an droppin out school I wear my pride well because im a proud fool google my how to's and hey's are my how you's a phase that i now do is the ways i now move if change comes my way i meet it at high noon ready to shoot it in the face see it die soon
My Daydream
As simple as it may seem I considered it a day dream Something that you may deem a little off mainstream A view turned reality between our two personalities A mix of emotions a potion of this loves sensuality An elixir a mixture that got me staying like a fixture Couldnt move it with a spoon no giving it a thick stir No tricks served with games just picture you laying on my chest like the bar when I get ripped and I train things aint the same situation but a different terrain like a railroad switched tracks and flipped over trains a klepto that stole my heart and left no remains so silent on a deaf note yet though I hear what ya sayin
Grew up a good kid who got caught in the middle Wasn't tough at first but wasn't taught to be brittle Would smile at the beginning show off the dimples Cuz he thought life was sweet not sour as pickles When he got Older he learned power and issues Was a part of his worlds deep structured tissue He learned the word fuck and had a rush dismissal He scraped the dirt off him like a brush with bristles It was a lustful misuse that not only disgusted liberals But mustard conservatives and moderate venues He has a crazy mind which is like a diabolical menu Yet so calm and tranquil give you a ironical Thank you His worlds collided and his views were logically tactful A keen sense what to do yet fed up he'll smack you No talk to get up and ask you he's thinking irrational Except he would wait calculate a beating to bash you On any evening leading or proceeding his needing He's speeding to conveniently deliver like fast food A in the mask mood which he learned didn't last soon
Karma The *itch
I love the way you come around Giving me the every bit of joy And ounce of pain I showed you You could grab me on the ass hard Or give me that light tap Even though i told u I don't like it You still do it Dam I got to watch my every move be on point Because if I'm not I know your going to check me. When things are great and I'm good You reward me babe When I do my dirt You get me jumped or make me lose money Fuck Its no bargaining with the likes of you Your one tough one sided Bitch. You might slide up at any second Might even give me some lead way All i know is that you'll catch me One way regardless So why not reap the benefits Ya dig
Arch Enemy-the Day You Died Lyrics
This is "The Day You Died" it was inspired by the anime movie "Grave of the Fireflies" it's a great movie, check it out A precious child with an innocent mind Born to suffer, in this life or for another So hopeless and relentless falls this remorseless day The dark remains of a violent world The day you died my tears ran dry I feel you, I hear you echo in my soul I failed you, I miss you so The Day you died echoes in my soul This world's on fire-turned its back on us A lost horizon left behind So hopeless and relentless falls this remorseless day The dark reality of a hostile world The day you died my tears ran dry I feel you, I hear you echo in my soul I failed you, I miss you so The day you died echoes in my soul
A Friend But Never Again
We grow older growing apart. Watching what we once knew flash away. We're memories now glimpses in the past. We long for those days but may never see them again. Its nothing but constant reminders of happiness. You were there You were true. Now it would be a miracle to even see You. You're like bigfoot sightings. You tend to be random and almost always fake. What happened? Now YouTell Me that we should get together. What a bunch of bullshit. I rather believe the bums on the street. At least they might be telling the truth. But you. Why bother? Is it the right thing to say Is it the just thing to say Or is it the common polite thing to say In order to appear friendly. To Bend with the curve of society. Looks were beyond us Now us is even beyond us.
The Man Of Steel
The Man of Steel Blanket wrapped around my neck Watching cartoons in my superman undies Those tighty whities those nut huggers Thinking i can fly so i jump off my bed like it was a building to my street floor Punching the air like it was Braniac Focusing so hard on staring at nothing Shooting it with my pretend laser vision Till i burn a hole or destroy it completely Then i hop into my closet my own alley Where i do my quick wardrobe change And pop out like Clark Kent with glasses Sit at my desk when typewriters existed Acting as if i was typing up an article For the Daily Planet's Perry White Jimmy and Lois is nowhere to be found All of a sudden i hear voices in peril I pull open my shirt and fly away again Finding Lois is being held hostage by Lex So I use my cold breath blowing wind Untill my face is as blue as the breath freezing Lex into this antarctic iceberg Freeing Lois from the grips of evil Superman has saved the day Those were the days
Full Moon Under Dark Clouds
Covered by the darkness which consumes me gray, dreary, bearing no incandescence waiting for the day to shine once more but still held back due to conditions imposed due to some unforeseeable force of nature which exists yet the doppler couldn't predict it becomes an obstacle to find my way out I'm starting to think I'm part of that dark sky should i hold on i know its only a bad night i know there will be many others to come and i cant suffice because its inevitable but just as many of these bad nights there are there will be many good nights that will arise good nights that will allow me to illuminate these black nights that i dread severely not because im alone but because of knowledge i have knowing that tears will rain down that harsh winds will thrust across in rage storms will devastate the value of living as the sea level rises wiping away everything clearing cares and morals that are upheld by the very same moon that is sitting up top that same moon that
->Da Kevman: infedel Da Kevman: nah ill leave that to ragheads like you ->Da Kevman: kill yourself Da Kevman: im betting your underage anyway ->Da Kevman: do that ->Da Kevman: cool Da Kevman: btw im reporting you to the bouncers ->Da Kevman: haha your family died Da Kevman: personally i hope you contract the disease and die a slow debilitating death from a common cold since you think its something to joke about Da Kevman: then again your probably some raghead anyway with the shit in your status message dont you have a suicide bomb to set off somewhere or something Da Kevman: my aunt and cousin died of aids you fucking prick ->Da Kevman: kill yourself Da Kevman: your screen name is not ammusing
Married To My Dreams
In a constant slumber sheep count in numbers such a wonderful spell im under is where my dreams lay my goals and hopes see day and where night never happens there on vacation till d-day aspiring career is what reality smears but if i had it I'd be jay causing havoc in rapping money married to eastbay cars houses the cliche attached to my spouse and have a little D.J. my name will be carried I'll be living through what he say. road destined to each way like month to month determined to meet may (me get it.............)
Unforgetable Night
Night so unfamiliar its distant yet so close with approach its as if i never missed it drunken crazy going ballistic happy as if i kissed it or better yet kissed her the chick i refer that deters my head into a detour and turns things explosive like C4 its crazy cuz i never met her before and in yet those 4 hours ive seen more than mostly other people before thats probably a lie for sure because if shes quick to lye how the hell do i know what she hides couldn't be more dam what this liquor does but i cant blame this wicked buzz it still wouldn't change that fact that my dick is up and the fact that i picked her up not just at the lounge but by her thighs as she wrapped me around i still think of her like its replaying happening now hold up I'm acting real wild in fact I'm senile thats what i tell myself to help me get over it and rebound the night etched in my lobe its sad that that thought there i truly never left it alone..............
You Have To Do This (stolen From Anon)
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Hand-RaiserYou are 86% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant. You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant nee
Freakin Weekend
give me one saturday or friday night ill show one of the baddest days of ya life take all ya cares away fuck the strife leave you left feelin like somethings right we bumpin jumpin up pass our heightz she dubbin lovin every sec of this night we huggin us buggin is gettin us hyped we aint fuckin its nothin check its alright im kissin her neckin her dracula bites all the cameras clickin capturin sight her hearts racin wit bits a fraction of fright she taste it bascially its hittin her nice we leaving im orderin chicken wit rice..........
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You Know U R A Nurse If....
You Know You're a Nurse IF... You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying ~ some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?" you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing you than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You're uncomfortable in clothes that don't have elastic or drawstring waistbands, because you spend most of your waking hours in scrubs.
Sniglets For Ems
SNIGLETS FOR EMS Ambuslaps - Sharp, double blows, delivered to the back door of an ambulance, presumably to signal the driver to pull away; often seen on television. Ambusneak - To shut down all lights and sirens several blocks from a scene (also see cloaking device). Ambudextrous - Ability to hold BVM with two hands and squeeze the bag with your elbow. Beltsnarl - Mishandling of an ambulance seat belt by a frantic relative accompanying a patient; typically results in a need for assistance with disentanglement. Blurrections - Unintelligible directions to a call (e.g. "hang a left where the old schoolhouse used to be") Brady Brunch - Medication (typically 0.5 mg atropine) administered in an attempt to increase a patient's heart rate. Breathanol - A gaseous, still-potent form of alcohol found wafting from the mouths of certain EMS frequent fliers. 'Clean Jerk' - What you hope you get when you pick up a body that's been down for a long time.
Chakra Test
Your result for The Chakra Test... The Enlightened OneYou have scored 100% Spirituality - Your dominant Chakra is the "Crown or Violet Chakra" The "Crown or Violet Chakra" is where our spiritual and inspirational energy comes from. It is located at the top of the head. And this is the chakra most developed in you at this time. You are wise for you age and are one with the world. You understand the world around you and are quite aware of your relationship to it and it to you. Depending on your percentage score, there is always more room for development. When this chakra is under-active, one's thinking can be quite rigid and lacks a spiritual awareness. If over-active and out of balance with your other chakras, you may be prone to intellectualizing things too much. You can easily become addicted to spirituality and thus ignore your bodily and emotional needs. What is most important is to find balance amongst all 7 chakras. Have a look at what percentages you
This road that winds through life Leads in all directions Only way leads to happiness The others lead to disaster Finding the right path to take Debating, searching We seek answers along the way Never knowing right from wrong Til the day ends and we stand alone Rambling down the path That leads us to destruction Knowing we should of taken one of the others Too late to turn back now We go our separate ways Losing sight further and further you go Away from me, stolen heart in hand Heartless, no fears left Seeking destructive beings Delighting in evil minds I roam, followed by many Who search for answers I know not the questions My evil heart decides Whom to trust Whom to deceive Deceptive ways are my life Leading away from light No more lives I will take No more hate I will breed Twisting, stabbing my own heart Instead of that of the one I loved Tossing it to the Beast That arises with the moon Through the air he flies Sweeping low to take me away On hi
Top 10 Er Xmas Gifts
Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department: The Top Ten! Author Unknown 10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules. 9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce. 8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell shower. 7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma. 6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 abscess drainage. 5. NARCAN FOR EVERYBODY!!! 4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D. 3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings. 2. Generous Christmas bonus from hospital administration, with a retail value of up to $10! 1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!
Outrageous Things People Say To A Pharmacist
SOME OF THE OUTRAGEOUS THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO A PHARMACIST By Tina Harrach Denetclaw, Pharm.D. BCPS Copyright 1996 T. H. Denetclaw (A blank stare is an effective answer for most of these things.) "I just bought something on the street that is supposed to be Valium, but I don't trust the guy I got it from. Could you look at it and tell me if it's really Valium?" "My husband recently got over the flu bug and now he has a stiff neck and a fever. He doesn't seem to be okay, but he won't go to the doctor. Is there something you can give him for it?" (Hint: A blank stare is not the right answer for this one.) "I've been to six doctors and none of them can tell me what's causing the rash on my arm. What do you think it is?" "I have a variety of antibiotics left over in my medicine cabinet. I think that I have a sinus infection. Which drugs would be good for that?" (In the first place, she's not supposed to have antibiotics left over. In the second place...see the next examp
Renaissance Faire Purity Test
For my Rennie friends! Your Renaissance Purity Test Results You answered "yes" to 89 of 152 questions, making you 41.4% FaireFolk pure (58.6% FaireFolk corrupt). According to the scoring guide, your renaissance experience level is: A Playtron Take the test!
Math Quiz For The Ed Staff
MATH QUIZ FOR EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT STAFF Written by Myka Clark, published in JEN Volume 21, Number 4, August 1995 1. You are assisting a primary nurse with charcoal administration down an orogastric tube. The room measures eight feet by twelve feet. The patient starts to retch before the tube is pulled. Knowing that charcoal can spew out of a tube in a five foot radius (even with a thumb over the opening) and the stretcher is two feet wide, how many feet per second do you have to back up to get less charcoal on you than the primary nurse? 2. Doctor A picks up a chart out of the rack. S/he finds that it is a repeat patient with abdominal pain. Doctor A puts the chart back. Doctor B picks up the chart five minutes later and also returns it to the rack. Doctor A leaves the nurses' station heading south at three miles per hour. Doctor B leaves the nurses station for the doctors' lounge at five miles per hour. How long before the patient is at equal distance from Doctor A and Doc
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Psychiatric Hotline
The largest managed-care business in the Denver area just installed voice mail on their psychiatric hotline. Callers are prompted as follows: Welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and
Scientific Research Jargon
"Scientific Research Jargon" by Dyrk Schingman, Oregon State University After several years of studying and hard work, I have finally learned scientific jargon. The following list of phrases and their definitions will help you to understand that mysterious language of science and medicine. "IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"... I didn't look up the original reference. "A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...These data are practically meaningless. "WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS,"... An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published. "THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"... The other results didn't make any sense. "TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"... This is the prettiest graph. "THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"... I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded. "THE MOST RELIABLE RESULTS ARE OBTAINED BY JONES"... He was my graduate student; his grade depended on this. "IN MY EXPERINC
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Bad Day In The Er.
You know it's going to be a bad day in the ER when... You show up for work and notice bars have just been installed on all the windows and there is now a metal detector at the hospital entrance. The paramedics in the parking lot are all using mops to clean up their ambulances and the EMTs are using a hose. The off-going shift has a hard time keeping a straight face when giving report, especially about Room 15. Your first patient of the day insists there is no way that she can be pregnant. She's crowning. Your next five patients and their families all scream at you in different languages, none of which you speak. Your next patient screams at you in a language you do understand, but you can't remember hearing that many obscenities strung together at once. The intoxicated 250 Kg. transvestite in Room 15 keeps trying to get your home phone number because you "are just too sweet." Your next patient has maggots but isn't dead. The hospital's attorney wants to
10 Signs The Case Is Too Long
Top Ten Signs That This Case Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . . 10. You start making crank calls from the phone in the operating room. 9. You figure out how to reprogram the new EKG monitor and have now set a new world record score for Pong. 8. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tower. 7. You page the nursing supervisor to the OR STAT, and when she runs into the department, tell her you need her to get a hamburger and fries for each member of the scrub team *note--they REALLY hate it when you do that* 6. You vow that you will smash the CD player with a traction weight if you have to listen to the surgeon's favorite CD one more time. 5. You have a paper airplane war with anesthesia, using parts of the old chart. 4. Suddenly, anesthesia's jokes are actually FUNNY. 3. You turn the thermostat up to 80 degrees just to see if it will get the surgeon to operate any faster. 2. You invent a new game ca
Surgery No Nos!!!
Things You DON'T Want to Hear During Surgery "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" "Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?" "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie." "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." "Oops!" "Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" "Damn, there go the lights again...." "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them." "What do you mean you want a divorce?" "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!" "Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off." "What's this doing here?" "I hate it when they're missing stuff in here." "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!" "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us." "Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, ri
Ed Rules
ED Rules and Etiquette Do not come to the ED with a problem you have had for more than one week. If your doctor is in his office you should be too. Don't send your children to the ED with a third cousin of your mother's ex-husband, then leave town to go shopping. If you got your would-be patient into the family car to get to the hospital, then you can get that would-be patient out of the car and in the door. Don't ask, "How long is this going to take?" until you have waited at least one hour. Don't look behind curtains at other patients. Even if it is someone you know, you might not recognize the most prominently displayed body part. When the nurse is listening to your lungs anteriorly and asks you to take a deep breath, don't blow it out into her face. Don't add penicillin to your list of allergies immediately after the nurse gives you a shot of Bicillin LA. If you must vomit, aim away from the bed rails the nurse just finished cleaning. Don't make the nurse look
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Is It Time for Retirement? You May Have Too Much Experience As An Emergency Nurse If . . . The single diagnostic criterion in "had seizure in a restaurant" is "Had he paid the bill yet ? " You don't eat while you drive to work because if you get in an accident you don't want to be a "missed cafe' coronary." You don't eat before driving to work because you want to be an "easy intubation" if you are in an accident. You think Medic-Alert tags make fine birthday presents or should be issued at birth. You see people in the crowd with obvious signs of serious disease, and you quickly calculate if you could be recognized as an off-duty nurse. As above, but wish you had bought that CPR pocket mask you've been promising yourself. "Man down" translates to you as: Drunk if unwitnessed, Seizure if witnessed. Watching the TV news is like watching home video of all the E.D. and E.M.S. folks you know. There comes a time in a Nurse's career when she says out loud what she
Memo From Management
Memo from Medical Management To: All EMS/ER Personnel From: Some Guy Who Makes Way More Than You Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from several of your humor-deficient coworkers that nursing and EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following. 1) Cardiac patients should not be referred to with MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again). 2) Stroke patients are NOT "Charlie Carrots." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP (Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state. 3) Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to sh*t), FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or "hamburger helper." Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal d
Sleep Cycle Quiz
Night Shift Sleep Cycle Quiz by Vicki Cadwell RN, BS, CEN, MICN Capistrano Beach, California As published in the Journal of Emergency Nursing 1998;24:377 1) If Helene, who works the night shift, goes to sleep at 9 am and receives a phone call at 1 pm, what is the equivalent time on the sleep cycle of Joan, who works during the day? A. The middle of the afternoon. B. The middle of the night C. It is 1 pm no matter what shift you work. D. It does not matter because people who work the night shift do not need to sleep anyway. 2) Helene, who works the night shift, has had how much sleep when she is awakened at 12 noon? A. Enough -- anyone can sleep until noon. B. Who can sleep during the day? C. Only about 3 hours. D. Plenty -- people who work the night shift sleep faster than people who work the day shift. 3) If Joan, who works the day shift, received a phone call at 2 am asking what was charted on Mrs. Smith 2 days ago, how happy would she be? A. Ecs
Personality Test
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Laws Of Ems
Laws of EMS Written by John Riley, Houston, TX ( Originally published in Emergency magazine, 1979 THE FIRST LAW OF EMS: All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time. COROLLARY 1 -- Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat. COROLLARY 2 -- Always order food "to go". THE PARAMEDICAL LAWS OF TIME: 1 - There is absolutely no relationship between the time at which you're supposed to get off shift and the time at which you actually will get off shift. 2 - Given the following equation: T + 1 Minute = Relief Time "T" will always be the time of the last call of your shift. e.g., If you are supposed to get off shift at 1900, your last run will come in at 1859. THE PARAMEDICAL LAW OF GRAVITY: Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least accessible place possible. THE PARAMEDICAL LAW OF TIME AND DISTANCE: The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the
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Bad Charting.... Lmao
Don't Ya Hate Charting? A collection of documentation statements actually found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by doctors at several major hospitals. ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. The patient has no previous history of suicides. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
Stupid ???s With Answers!!!!!
EMS STUPID Frequently Asked Questions -- With answers! By Jerry Fandel Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. Q. How come the Police come to the call with you? A. Investigation, crowd control, and to keep me from
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I think of you every nite n day i know it had to end this way. You were sick. Very sick. You were the strongest little girl ive ever known. Even tho, i was older than you I always wanted to grow up and be jus like you. My dear dear sister, I love you and i always will. I know we always fought But isnt that what sister were suppose to do? I miss you! You were my hero, now your my angel. Up in the heavens so far away One day i know ill see you again Until that day comes Know you will always be in heart! Forever!! RIP Amanda! MArch 1 1987- Oct 30 1996
Ems Calls... (true)
Yes this is it. The strange, the bizarre, the funny, and everything else in between. WARNING! This page contains things that may shock, horrify or totally disgust you. Viewer discretion is advised! These stories were not written by me. Author credits are given where they are known. Give a dog a Bone! Many years ago, my partner responded to a residence in Maryland where a lady was in her bedroom. The medics asked if they could come in and she said they had to promise not to laugh. My partner has been in EMS for 20 years and takes his job seriously and told the lady he would not. When he opened the door the lady was on all fours and a German shepherd was behind her. She asked my partner to remove the shepherd because he was stuck. My partner matter of factly replied that dogs have a knot that swells and it would not go down until he was finished. When the dog was done, he released himself from her and all was well. My partner told this story during a training session of new parame
Personality Defect
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Bitch-Slap You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencie
You May Be In Ems If....
You might be in EMS if... (Author Unknown) You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... (Oh wait, that's only if you're a NEWBIE to EMS ;-) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see... You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance... You automatically assume the patient is a drug seeker when presented with a complaint of: migraine lower back pain toothache (3rd time to ER, but can't make it to any
Some people say "do not judge" Oh, I will, since it is MY tax money that feeds a lazy ass, her crack habit, and 10 kids. If someone wants to have a nice life at the expense of others, you bet your ass I'll judge the fuck out of them, and them some. This is a country of opportunity; only laziness is a barrier. I came here with my parents when I was 15, almost 12 years ago. We were getting food stamps for a week, until my parents got jobs. My mother was a scientist, and had to learn computer programming in a half a year, since no one needed a Russian that worked with Anthrax. Now she has a nice job, and relies solely on herself. Same thing with my dad, altho he was an engineer back home also. So there is no reason for someone that was born in THIS country to be a lazy sack of shit, esp when they have a ton of kids.
Personality Defect
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Emo KidYou are 29% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this: life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in
Demystifying Paganism
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Pool Table Fun
...on a pool tabLE "... ever had sex on a pool table..." slowly peeled off the label long-neck bottle she was drinking no secret what I was thinking, cowboy boots Wrangler jeans mostly Texas in her genes sunk the eight ball corner pocket tightened my nuts like a Craftsman socket, breast size, no mystery knew little of her history but history wasn't on my brain fine line 'tween crazy and sane, "...what the fuck, sure, let's do it..." "...sorry cowboy, I think you blew it..." smiled and licked her lips so sweet said, perhaps, some day we'd meet, down some dirt road, up some draw gave a number I could call were I ever passing through a itch to drink (itch to screw?), said no one knows tomorrow beg, buy, steal, borrow she racked 'em up, cue ball flyin' hands in my pants, soul sighing,
The clouds open wide the rain pours down on my face. i stand here without moving, my face towards the clouds. the memories of years past run through my head. the laugher, the smile , so many tears, heartbreaks. i remember the times you took me under your wing when no one else would. The resurring words telling me everything would be ok. THe endless nights you stay up with me wiping the tears from my face. telling me how much you loved me even though my parents didnt.. How i miss seeing your smile when i walked in the room. How you knew how i was feeling without me saying a word.. How you tried so hard to make sure i knew how important i was. How you helped me be the person i am today. I will forever remeber what you have gave me.. I will never forget the hugs so tightly that it made everything go away.. You were my rock ..but you will always stay close to my heart.. as the clouds pass. i see my tears wash away.. i love you grandma..
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Ezrates Rant
I can't resist ranting about this at the moment. So a ranting and a blogging I go! What fucking idiot decided to call these folders of random photos found on the internet "ezrates"? Its completely stupid. There is nothing easy about these rates. These rates are the same as any other fucking rate that you get on a photo. Its not any less complicated. You don't get any more points for rating that picture compared to the other pictures. I'd like to bitch slap the person that started this with their own hand. Grow a fucking brain. Title your damn folders like "stupid cat pictures" for those dumb cat pictures with captions like "I haz a cookie!". If anything the ezrates are more annoying then they are easy. Do what I did. Most people don't read profiles so I created a bunch of folders (about me, likes, dislikes, favorite fu's). At least then the people that are sooooooo busy rating your 2000+ pictures can say "hey we have this stuff in common. cool!". Or here's another ide
Dont Go
In my dreams my silent screams They set me free and let me be I sing myself lullaby's with lonely crys Going Thur changes that only I see Please DON'T let me go my way let me stay I give my love while you turn away Theres nothing to do but think of you I spend my day alone this way Tomorrows dreams I'm alone it seems Changes I see there not from me I see my souls not free Where did you go your love I don't know
Pretty Baby
Who is this strange girl that i saw just now, she seems to break into my heart,if i don't allow, everything about her seems to attract me so much, a feeling that seems sweeter than my mothers touch. she has got some magic in those enchanting eyes, one look is enough,like the bird my heart flies, it seems a star is walking down on this earth shining gracefully to take away my breath. As she slowly walks,the earth seems to shake, i feel the earth is dancing to make me awake, to let me know,the angel walking on this earth, to tell she is one i was waiting from my birth. Seeing this angel even the stars seem to wink, even the all mighty sun is running way to sink, every night she is taking control over my dreams, like a god controlling this universe it seems. i think of giving a flower to her,hour after hour, then i wonder,how can i give a flower to a flower, what should i give to let her know my feeling, i can't give my heart,which she is already stealing. Fa
Tainted Love
He's really cool. Show his lots of luv. He rawks! ~~~TAINTED LOVE~~~@ fubar
Hours Of Availability
I work evenings. It doesn't hurt to hit me up if you need married. I know I'm free Sundays, Mondays, and anytime the rest of the week before 2PM EST. Saturdays I'm unavailable all day. I don't charge, it's all free. I have a few different wedding licenses, you can choose which one you want after the ceremony. I'm still working on them so just bear with me. Rev. HV (this link is strictly for my own purposes, I didn't have anywhere else to store it)
My Bets Never Win!
Thanks to Preston and the idea of playing yahoo pool, I agreed to play. Seems we have a common interest. Rare to find I know. Well 1/2 way through the game I decided the game would be more interesting to make a friendly non sexual wager. Yeah bad idea. Being that I have played yahoo pool many of times and can confess I do have some skill, I met my match. Whoever got to 8 games won first, would win the best. Mine was a salute, something cool and his was to fuown me. Yeah being the cocky lil shyt that I am and already behind my main thought was *bring the rain* we'll needless to say I drown in my own storm.. Here ya go Preston a Blog wrote just for you. You bent my ass in a game of pool! Cheers bro!
He's always there to swap rates with me asnd its totally awesome! Show him lots of luv he deserves it. SHADOWLORD@ fubar
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I Caught Him Cheating...
I entered an auction, but the person running it doesn't have enough people. It's been awhile for me, so I figured I could do another one. Anyone wanna be fu-owned for REALS? CLICK HERE
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We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal. - Tennessee Williams
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache FU Marriage Clickable Pics How to Make Basic Skins Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs Downloading Fonts To Your Computer SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options There are many more site
Khaaaaaaaaan! Rest In Peace
Ricardo Montalban is no longer living long and prospering or welcoming us to a crazy island with a midget but in reruns.
A Little More About Me.....
Some people have had a hard time understanding why I am the way I am, actions, and thoughts or emotions. So I guess Ill go a lil more in-depth. Recently it has brought to my attention that I can be a bit bitter at times..Yes me, can YOU BELIEVE IT? LOL A large part of that is simple medicine. Break a leg, it heals, with some scarring, break it again, will heal with more scarring. And continue on this path until youre left with nothing but scarring. Not my best analogy mind you, but itll have to do, my brain is oatmeal right now. When things go south I have a tendency to eliminate things that are associated with the person, situation, time period what have you. This is because I choose to remember things for what was lost. This is how I quantify the experience as a whole. Maybe it has to do with being Irish (the whole Catholic guilt thing). Or moreover, being a passionate person I have vivid memories, these are all I need to carry with myself, that and the lessons learned. Hav
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At Risk By Patricia Cornwell
Plot Summary: Cornwell's latest-a stand-alone thriller that was originally serialized in the New York Times Magazine-is likely to disappoint even diehard fans of her bestselling Kay Scarpetta novels (The Body Farm, etc.). This time, the action is set in Boston, where an attractive and ambitious DA, Monique Lamont, seeks to use a new anticrime initiative to propel herself into the governor's mansion. Lamont plucks her top investigator, Winston Garano, from a special forensics course to probe an obscure cold case, but the detective's inquiries suggest that his boss may be playing a duplicitous game. The writing, pacing, characterizations and plot are far from Cornwell's best work, and the solution to the old murder mystery is anticlimactic. My Comments: This is my first experience reading Cornwell. I wasn't sure what I was expecting. The book started a little slow for me, but picked up decently. It was a rather short novel and I enjoyed it. I'm currently reading the sequel. Rating:
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My Funny Infidel.
This way to my last dance My last open jar of remedy and mirth. Fresh out, nothing left to share. There was a boy here, onyx eyed, copper haired he left with the first whisper of spring on to what promised to be finer, more real things. The promise was a dream, a home, a life, a love sweet smelling green fields, salty flavored kisses, and a menagerie of pleasures, gifts pure-divine, some sweaty and mundane. The lie fell through swiftly. In all the time it took to build love, children, forever- it was swept away like toyhouses of sand. These little... precious gifts, these shards of promises glinting like starlight in his palms. There is no one left to protect. Only this shining dust falling innocently from a young man's hand. All these fragile, precious gifts, tokens of a happy life. Shattered, profaned, and discarded. Without my consent, with my knowledge. Sealed now in a matrimony of lustful misdeed and willfull dishonesty. To the happy couple: May we all someday find what
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$10? $25
So here's the deal. I have a pre-paid phone. This is currently my only steady means of communication with the outside world. I didn't miss having a phone while I still had internet at home. Now that its gone, I'm burning through minutes like wild fire. I'm hoping to find a way to get some minutes and possibly provide a service (wink wink) at the same time. Here's my thought: Either from Walmart directly or from the cell company's website, re-load increments can be purchased. You text me when you buy them. All you need is my cell number to add minutes. When I get the text that I've been loaded up, I call you and we'll get to talk about whatever you want. Just a thought. PM me if you're interested.
My Wreck
Its been awhile since I posted my last blog. I have come to a cross roads in my life and almost met my maker on judgement day. For those of you who do not know yet, I survived a potentially deadly wreck this past week. Most of you all know that I travel with my boyfriend on the road. Well on January 9th, 2009, we were tested. And thank God we passed that test. Let me explain. On that morning, we just left the fueling station after getting full tanks of fuel when a few miles up the road, on a bridge, another truck started to get sideways and tapped us putting us out of control. This is where things get fuzzy so Im going to rely on eye witness accounts here. We did two 360 degree turns, and jumped the railing, taking about 100 foot of railing with us. We slid semi sideways down a huge embankment and stopped 8-10 foot from a lake. He kept the thing on its wheels and we survived. How we did, we cant figure it out. The paramedics, police, tow truck company and fire marshall said we
Road Trip!
So Tiffany and I are planning a trip to Chicago at the end of February! Anyone interested in meeting up there???
Friends Are Effin Great!!!!!!!!!
Well i've have no one to talk to about this because no one cares because its not about their problems. I'm so sick of being everyones go to girl im not a miracle worker i have my own problems to worry about and frankly after 21 years I'm really tired of hearing about everyone's bullshit because im hurting and they don't care. So next time some one wants to talk about their bad day look else where because I'm not your girl. I don't really care about anyone's break up problems i mean apparently if you break up its pretty fucking obvious it wasnt meant to be; so get over it. Not like its the end of the world and i'm tired of always being someone's second choice. For once i would like to be someone's number one concern but everyone is to wrapped up in their self pitty to worry about their friends; which honestly after that statement makes it pretty apparent that none of you are true friends, because if you gave a damn i wouldn't be venting to my self right now. So stopping asking me to fix
I Need Help
I can't figure out how to put the pictures I saved to a file onto my fu-page.Somebody please help me.
Off My Chest
So.... I have an issue with a gf which i will not state here as she's a member but the next one really is the issue... I fell totaly for this girl, we did...or so i thought. She says that for her kids she's gonna give her ex husband (a coke using abuser) another shot to get clean as he is the father of her kids. That was december 10th... December 24th i come home and my dog had died (RIP little buddy =( ). Needless to say, i'm not feeling so great about everything right at the moment. I don't wanna be all negative but i think if i don't let it out it'll just bother me and make me cynical or something...i don't know....
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1st One Up
So I created this new blog strictly for random pimp-outs of people. The Corner title to it is just a joke on it. Anyways here's my first pimp-out which is my current owner. I figured you needed to know about this awesome guy. He's been my owner for a little bit now but beyond that he's an awesome guy. He's one of those people that you want to know on this site. That's worth the time of calling a friend. So take a few minutes and go F/A/R him. Even bling him. I mean he has had to put up with owning me lol. Show him lots of love. ~ Razz ~ * Club F.A.R * and Owned By Sweet Sexy Latina@ fubar
The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test ...
Your result for The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test ... The Protector You scored 29 Extroversion, 74 Intuition, 83 Emotional, and 47 Spontaneity! INFJ INFJs are intuitive, caring, quiet and peace-loving: deep and complex people who may seem equally at home dealing with the personal and analytical spheres of life. The interior world of vision and ideas is this type's most comfortable domain, but some degree of human connection is essential for the INFJ's happiness; a potential conflict for this type. Articulate, empathetic and idealistic, INFJs often say they just know things, they know them directly, and they may not be able to tell you how or why! INFJs seem to be able to feel others' feelings vicariously and sense the good and evil in situations: an almost psychic ability which may be an asset in many "people professions." Spiritual, sensitive and committed, INFJs enjoy being of service to others. Once this type's goals are set and the mind is made up, no argument based sole
Fell In Love With The Game-blindside
You Guys Take This Way To Seriously
So i rate you all a 1,2,3... and you all get pissed off... why? Its not like you win money... so what if you are highest rated, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... and you say "oh well i have military friends"... If they have any sense they would probably laugh at you. I would. I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING DOG SHITS IF YOU RATE ME A ONE... and if your 47 years old, keep the shirt please....
Little Thing...for Fun
-Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! -If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right -I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! -Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell -Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in -True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen -Love is a slow poison ^^
Dj Bully 4 Chris
Don't miss our very own Tarzan on air When: 10pm-12am everyday Where: Nosferatu's Haven Click on the following pic to enter
Hey, Finally made progress today. I'm down to a walking cast. 3 more weeks and my leg should be healed. Then maybe guys will be willing to really put me through so serious pain and fucking.
Music I Love (ariya)
Extra Thought Of The Day Jan 14, 2009
We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us
R.i.p Alex Keith Gary Everyone Please Take Time To Look At This He Was My Cousin='(
Friday January 16th will be the day we finally lay Alex Keith Gary To rest.He was such a good loving young man...Alex i will always remember you...and we all will miss you with every beat of our hearts not a minute of each passing day will we ever forget you..Make sure you take care of Uncle Bruce or should i say make sure he takes care of you lol?...We love and Miss you Terribley....July 18th 1993-January 11th 2009Reading, Mich. - Alex Keith Gary, 15, of Reading, died Sunday, Jan. 11, 2008, in Fort Wayne, Ind. from injuries sustained in a snowmobile accident in Branch County. He was born July 18, 1993 in Coldwater and was a 9th grade student at Reading High School. He enjoyed hunting, fishing, football, basketball, mechanics and belonged to a muzzle loading group. Alex was kind-hearted, a hard worker, and enjoyed making people laugh. Survivors include his mother Mamie Sue (Webster) Robison of Reading, father Robert Gary of Reading, grandparents Karen (Scott) Dietrich of Reading, John
Music I Love
Wu-tang Clan Lyrics To "triumph"
[Ol Dirty Bastard] What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osirus of this shit Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucker It's like this ninety-seven Aight my niggaz and my niggarettes Let's do it like this I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine Let's take it back to seventy-nine [Inspectah Deck] I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics I inspect you, through the future see millenium Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function Heads by the score take flight incite a war Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more Behold the bold soldie
Black Soil
Standing still, throat sliced open, blood dripping to the ground. Bleeding into the black soil. Freshly grown heart with thorns. Plucked from the earth to be placed in a vase. Forgotten until no longer pumping blood through blue veins. Taken and thrown away back to familiar blackness of the moist soil. Hope remains to be given the chance to be rebirthed with sharper thorns. Slicing the hands before breaking the stem. Shadows cast over the green grass losing its color. Only darkness can provide the growth of black blood pumping once again through this once fragile heart. Only the strongest will tear it from it's birth place. This one will not place it in a vase of sweetness but rather bitter blood of their own. It will continue thriving on a new host. Both becoming one. Thorns embedding flesh. Red blood flowing through reviving it from death. Two hearts pumping as one.
Oh Yeah (music I Like)
Word Of The Day Jan 14, 2009
nugatory: Of little value
Thought Of The Day Jan 14, 2009
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
Brand New Sixth
Brand New Sixth
Billy Cobham Solo
Wu-tang Clan Lyrics To "tearz"
After laughter, comes tears [Verse One: The RZA] Yo check yo yo, check the script Me and the gods get it ripped Blunts in the dip, forty dogs in my lip Had a box, 'Boom Boom' the bass will blast We was laughing, at all the girls that passed Conversation, brothers had begin to discuss (Hey yo, Ra, remember that kid ya bust?) Aw yeah, he ran, but he didn't get far Cause I dropped him, heh heh heh heh heh HA Not knowin, exactly what lied ahead My little brother, my mother sent him out for bread Get the Wonder, it's a hot day in the summer Didn't expect, to come across, a crazy gunner "Hey Shorty, check it for the bag and the dough" But he was brave, looked him in the eye, and said "No!!" Money splattered him, BOW! then he snatched the bag In his pockets, then he jetted up the Ave. Girls screamin, the noise up and down the block (Hey, Rakeem!) What? (Your little brother got shot!) I ran frantically, then I dropped down to his feet I saw the blood, all over, the ho
Blog #7 Attention All Sharks And Friends
This woman is running autos out until 8PM Thursday. She has a ton of pictures to rate. Go show her some love. NO FAN NO ADD~*Tinkergirl101*~ Owned By DarkDragoon86~@ fubar
Cuckold Sissy
Does the lady in your life tease and taunt you because of your little limp slim jim of a dick? Are you so pathetic in bed that she has to whore herself out to get a GOOD fucking? Are you an insignificant pussy boy? Does she make you eat her stinky cream-filled pussy? Have you not been allowed to fuck her in years? I especially love to hear from poor pathetic cuckold losers like YOU who wanna share how their wife or girlfriend cuckolds them. Poor Baby! NOT!!! I LAUGH at little men like you! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! aVa 1 888 938-7382
My Great Graanny Passed Away
Im Sorry To Have To Do This Peeps But My Grandmother Has Passed Away At 3 Pm Canada Time So I Will Be Going Home Tonight To Be With Family So I Will Not Be Online For A Few Days
Yeah so my husband is weird. He told me to take my shirt & bra off and sit here at the computer. A dare, I guess?
Please go show this adorable man some fu-love! He has auto-11's on! AND Make sure you donate all your fu-monies to this lovely lady; she is trying hardcore for the spotlight:
Billy Cobham-total Eclipse
Love's Vision
The Truth has always been known to us. We see It far off, obscure, unavailable, Yet It resides safely within, locked away by our own choosing. Separation, while impossible, holds the key... The key is surrender to Oneness. Surrender of every belief that blocks Love. Truth then reveals Itself through Loves vision. Blessings John ~Teach Only Love~
Billy Cobham-stratus
Please Add Me
whats up ppl im new on here will you guys and girls please tell ppl to add me
Worst Pick Up Lines
Worst Pick Up Lines Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've
Funny Porno Titles
Funny Porno Names ... Who f*cked Roger Rabbit? C*ck and Ballswrinkled Lara Croft: Womb Raider Seduction of the lambs I Know Who You Did Last Summer. Snatch Adams Bakers Dozen Glazed Anal Princess Diaries Midsummer Night's Cream Men In Back The Sperminator On Golden Blonde Do you know anymore ?
2,067,129 Points to go! With Auto 11s Go Help Her Level While Helping Yourself As Well.. COCA-COLA-GIRL
In My Arms....
Your baby blues So full of wonder Your Curly Que's Your contagious smile And as I watch You start to grow up All I can do is hold you tight Knowing Clouds will rage in Storms will race in But you will be safe in my arms Rains will pour down Waves will crash all around But you will be safe in my arms Story books Are full of fairy-tales Of kings and queens And the bluest skies My heart is torn just in knowing You'll someday see The truth for lies Clouds will rage in Storms will race in But you will be safe in my arms Rains will pour down Waves will crash all around But you will be safe in my arms Castles they might crumble Dreams may not come true Cause you are never all alone Cause I will always Always love you Hey I Hey I Will love you Clouds will rage in Storms will race in But you will be safe in my arms Rains will pour down Waves will crash all around But you will be safe in my arms In my arms
Been A Long Day....
Its been a long day and all Ive got to say is make it strong Its been a long a day and all Ive got to say is Ive been wrong So take a leave of absence, tell me youll be gone, I dont want to see your face. Its been a long day and I just wanna hide away Its been a long week and all the lines come down heavy on me Its been a long week Im finally feeling like its ok to break Into a thousand pieces, no one can replace, only I can find my way. Its been a long day and I just wanna hide away Its been a long year and everyone around me disappeared Its been a long year and all this mess around me is finally clear So can I have a moment? Just to say hello. Can you let your anger go? Its been a long year and Im finally ready to be here.
Pagan Unity Campaign - Imbolc Campaign 2009
Pagan Unity Campaign - Imbolc Campaign 2009 From: Pagan Unity Campaign Date: January 14, 2009 Subject: Imbolc Campaign 2009 Contact: Fallon Glenn (, Adam Labonoski ( In accordance with Pagan Unity Campaign's ongoing So Vote It Be campaign and our goal to keep the rights and freedoms of minority religions on the minds of the government representatives in Washington during this time of great change, the Pagan Unity Campaign will stage the 8th annual Imbolc campaign on February 4, 2009. As has been done in previous years, we ask that all Pagans join voices and email, fax or telephone their elected officials during the first week of February to encourage support of religious tolerance, diversity and freedom. It only takes a few minutes to get involved, and serves as a simple yet powerful reminder of the importance of religious diversity in the country, as well as the presence of Pagan voters and other religious minorities throu
Fleetwood Mac-rhiannon
You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li
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wicked zombie girl@ fubar 15k to level
Fleetwood Mac-the Chain
When Hearts Fall To Pride
Today I have chosen to forsake my daily declaration of love to my one.........she will understand, I hope, that sometimes I need to look at other things that I believe need to be in place ................ Today I saw two people fall out over a silly thing. one wanted to protect another from a perceived threat to her friend. Unfortunately, one sometimes has too much passion for truth and honesty.....she let's it cloud the delicacies of diplomacy. I'm not sure what I should write dusturbs me that two people I have come to care about have landed themselves in this hurts me also. There is a shame that these two have fallen out. They both head down similar paths....niether one is right for the other.....niether one is wrong for the other....they are their own individual paths that become intertwined now and then. And now, if they continue away from each other, they also lose the chance to learn from each other. Blessed be ♥ Fri
Somehow I Like This...
Blinded By The Light-mannfred Mann's Earth Band
For My Brother Rick!!
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
~the Gift Of Friends~
There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the precious gift of Friends.
Parental Crap
Soo, after being MIA for sometime, I finally got a hold of my dad (turns out he was in Costa Rica with his wife the whole fuckin time), which proceeded to lie that he tried calling, but my voicemail was full. He has been on my case about my job for eternity now, and now is being an even bigger pest. He works for a "big famous company" designing fuel injectors for diesel engines, and apparently there is an opening for a book keeper position in one of the depts there. He is a senior production engineer, and says he could pull some strings. But...I've told him a coupla million times that I am very satisfied with my current job, and that I do not NEED another one, but it falls on deaf ears. Every time I see him, he tries to tell me what a loser I am, and what a great thing I'm missing out on. Plus, gettin that other job would involve me getting rides with him to work everyday. Being his clone, we would end up stabbing each other after a week.
Keepin It Ral
We all want to make money on the internet i found some legit shit check it out and sign up
Looking For A Master
Lighting Your Way!!!
If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do not fear I may be gone, but in your heart The light I gave you did no
Heart-crazy On You
Vegas Vacation
The Terrible Towel And Why The Steelers Need To
The Terrible Towel and Why the Steelers Need to > Win the Super Bowl > > > > Members of the Steeler Nation know all too well the story > of the Terrible Towel. > It was a brainchild of beloved and dearly departed Myron > Cope during the Noll > Dynasty. The magic of the towel lasted beyond the > retirement of Chuck Noll, > maintained its staying power throughout the entire Cowher > age, and is still > going strong in the early years of the Tomlin era. The > towels are manufactured > in Wisconsin by Chippewa River Industries. Proceeds from > the sale of the towels > benefit Chippewa, which employs the mentally disabled, and > helps to pay for > their care. Myron Cope also collected royalties and > donated all of them to the > Allegheny Valley School , a special needs place where his > autistic son is a > resident. Before he died, Cope bequeathed the Towel > rights to the school, > ensuring proper care for his son and for many others. > >
Hot Night Out Cont.....#2
as the night went on we fucked in so many ways using toys and other things that blew both our minds and when the dawn came the guy i fucked hard and long all night crept out my door barely able to walk he was a wonderful fuck i cant wait to do it again as my day went on being tired at work and thinking about how fucking great lastnight was damn i wish he would call damn i sound desperate but we fucked for hours i want more i am feeling even more horny i am sitting in my office and i am about ready to pull my bullet out and get off and my phone rings its him hello hey he says what ya doing he asks laughing do you really want to know i ask him laughingi tell him how i was fixing to play with myself he laughs and starts telling me to pull my panties to the side and rub my clit as i rub the lil button starts to stick out ohh yeah what else i ask slide a finger in and finger yourself nice and slow and then faster he tells me ohhh yeah fingering my hot wet pussy it feels really good i grab
It took me two hours to get home from class today >_>! It usually takes about 40-45 min. My second class got cancelled.... after I waited three hours in the computer lab for it. Oh well.. I really hope school is CLOSED tomorrow. With wind chill; it's supposed to be -30 or so. There is about a foot or so of snow in my driveway. My poor little car barely makes it haha. Blah at this weather coming right as school starts. Oh, and I have tits, the end.
Obama's Brilliant Picks
Well as we move closer inauguration we begin to see that not only does Mr. Obama The Messiah is not only an economics 101 failure himself, but so is his appointed Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. In four years this brilliant choice managed to miss paying 34,000 dollars to the Federal Government. After recent withdrawals from other appointees due to scandal, it has become apparent that Obama has NO clue how to pick people for any type of office. He has managed to pick some of the most idiotic, leftist, fools a president has ever chosen. If a man cannot pay his federal taxes, how can we expect him to handle our billions properly? This is just another window into the piss poor selection of our president. Is this what we can expect in years to come? Should we be on the look out for more corrupt, lying, cheating, self absorbed, greedy politicians from the left....I'd say so....Hold on to your wallets folks...You may have to pay your taxes, but Obama's friends don't...
Haha What Do You Use?
Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electr
Heart-magic Man
~loving Mouthful~
Sex had become boring--very boring. Not that it wasn't good. It fit the old question, "How was the worst orgasm you ever had?" The answer, of course, is: "Fabulous!" I always had an orgasm and, most of the time that I could tell, so did my girlfriend. She even seemed to get off giving me a blow job and swallowing my cum, especially when we are doing "69". I loved that. She would get on top and I could feel her come. The tensing and qivvering of her thighs and her extra moistness on my lips and tongue was sublime. In fact, she would often come before I did--sometimes twice, from what I could tell. We would usually have sex three times a week, or so--sometimes more during the winter on weekends after football season and before "March Madness" when basketball starts to get exciting. I am not saying that we had the Kama Sutra mastered but we dd try a lot of different positions. Some were difficult but satisfying; some were just downright hard work and not very enjoyable; and
My Love Is Alive-gary Wright
Well...I've finally decided to blog about my lucky number. That's right...for all of you that have been asking...I will finally explain all of my little quirks I have discovered about the number. We can get one thing straight right now while I am on the subject...if you don't like what you read, I'm not really here to cater to you, and these are simply my beliefs. That's what makes America great...We all get our own opinions! =)...So if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. However, if you do read it and you still don't like it, you can call me crazy or whatever you want...It's my number and I'm keeping it. Jim Carrey may have had his number 23...mine is 9. So keep your eyes peeled for future postings about this fascinating number as I am quite sre it will at some point come into play in the book I am also currently writing....Anyways...I am you enjoy my future postings!
Dreamweever-gary Wright (left On My Page By Stellarossi)
After A While
After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security You begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts Presents are not promises You begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes ahead With the grace of a woman not the grief of a child You learn to build all of your roads on today Because tomorrow's ground is to uncertain for plans and the future has a way of falling down midflight After a while you learn that sunshine Burns even if you get to much So plant your own garden Decorate your own soul Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers You learn you really can endure You really are strong You really do have worth And with every goodbye you learn --------------------------------------------- and a song fitting my mood
#1 Britt Pins #2 Mcmullin!!
No. 1 Britt pins No. 2 McMullin in less than 30 seconds Israel Potoczny Jan 14, 2009 With Tuesdays match having already been decided in Willards favor, the heavy weight showdown was for bragging rights. And rest assured Lebanon still has the top dog. For the second time this season, Lebanon heavy weight Justin Britt, backed up his No. 1 ranking in Missouri Class 4 against Willards Chris McMullen. McMullen, a two-time defending state champion who is ranked No. 2 in Missouri Class 3, was handed his only loss of the season in districts by Britt last year. Britt then opened the 2008-2009 season by backing up the win on Dec. 6 at the Neosho Tournament. On Tuesday, Britt made short work of McMullin in the rematch, pinning the senior in 28 seconds. But according to Britt, the win could have come even earlier. I should have had that shot right at the start, he said. Undefeated this season at 25-0, Britt became the fifth wrestler in LHS
Black Sabbath-iron Man
More Writting
I wrote this yesterday would love comments from anyone. Your out of time it's over, I already knew I felt it in your fake embrace Mercy Me- I want to live my life retract your claws rides over love so true should not make you bleed why am I still bleeding Mercy Me- To forget would be devine to bad my hearts still on the floor TIME all I have is time to bad time hates me Mercy Me-
"first Ticker Ever" Fubucks Give Away! Get Some.
I am offering 1000 fubucks to the first 50 people that can send us a screen shot of our first ticker ever! I know that 1000 fubucks isn't alot but 50,000 is better right? Out of the 50 fubarians that send us a screen shot of our first ticker ever, we will be picking one of them to get 50,000 fubucks on top of the 1000 they already have. Don't forget to fan / add / rate while you are here. MUCH LUV TO YA - DnT
Black Sabbath-war Pigs
Good Enough
Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you torture me so sweetly. Now I can't let go of this dream. I can't breathe but I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough for you. Drink up sweet decadence. I can't say no to you, And I've completely lost myself, and I don't mind. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough. It's been such a long time coming, but I feel good. And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall. Pour real life down on me. 'Cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me too? So take care what you ask of me, 'cause I can't say no
I just got home from a 8 hour meeting at work. I felt out of place cause I really didn't say much throughout the meeting but we all gathered up some good information with our group and our conference call with people in St. Louis. Anywho...I'm home now...yay. I have no plans for the rest of the day.... I'll blog more later. My brain is dead.
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southernmocwboy@ fubar 26k to Level
Some times friendships get on edge and nobody know what to do about it or why there get there in the frist place. Alot of my friendships are on the rocks and some i just want to walk away from but just dont have the heart to do so or tell my friends why they are their in the frist place. I am glad to have friends but sometimes we all get thow it and other times we dont but we try to do but it just dont work. Well anyways I am home now but very busy take care of my mom and things.But my friends if you read this please dont worry things will get better i hope.
Ignorance I'm Afraid!! this friggin profile came up...I immediate blocked it, hope all others do too 'white pride world wide' is the ID
Fubar Video Salutes?
we've been kicking around the idea of doing some tv commercials for to help spread the word about the site. if anyone has a video salute that you've already made for fubar, or had thought of making one and wanted an excuse, please post a *link* to the youtube video (youtube only please and make sure it's a link.. don't embed it here.) in a comment to this blog or in a PM to me if you're shy... but if you're shy, why are you here? :D in the video please include your uid or fubar custom url. the uid/url can be hand written or spoken, but i need to know how to find you. for example, my uid is 1 and my custom url is feel free to say what you like most about fubar, why you use it, any interesting stories you might have from using the site, or whatever else you want... (keep it legal please, i'm too fragile for the pokey). there isn't a plan to include any of these in the commercial, but you never know what'll happen (i'll contact you and ask permission fir
My Bffe
It's my BFF's Birthday! He has autos and very little pics.... Go rate him up!! hmernie.cordell@ fubar
Uriah Heep-lady In Black
The Ecstacy
THE ECSTACY. by John Donne WHERE, like a pillow on a bed, A pregnant bank swell'd up, to rest The violet's reclining head, Sat we two, one another's best. Our hands were firmly cemented By a fast balm, which thence did spring ; Our eye-beams twisted, and did thread Our eyes upon one double string. So to engraft our hands, as yet Was all the means to make us one ; And pictures in our eyes to get Was all our propagation. As, 'twixt two equal armies, Fate Suspends uncertain victory, Our soulswhich to advance their state, Were gone outhung 'twixt her and me. And whilst our souls negotiate there, We like sepulchral statues lay ; All day, the same our postures were, And we said nothing, all the day. If any, so by love refined, That he soul's language understood, And by good love were grown all mind, Within convenient distance stood, Hethough he knew not which soul spake,
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!!~CherryLuvr ~!! * No Salute? No Add!!!!*@ fubar 11k to Level
Ozzy Osborne With Black Sabbath-paranoid
Mental Health Helpline.check It Out.
Mental Health Hotline - Watch a funny movie here
I Figured It Out Ya For Me
Ok go rape this guys page joeman09@ fubar
Uriah Heep-easy Livin
Special Friend And Friends
There are times in our life when you think your world is falling apart and you thing nobody cares. Then along comes that special person that picks your chin up off the ground, dusts you off, and tells you things will work out.Something you think will never happen. The special people you let close to you, you try to chersish their friendships, but sometimes you take that for granted and you lose them for a time, but some how some way you are lucky and find them again. Just remember special friends are hard to come by so cherish ever bit of time you can spend with them. I have made some very specail friends on here 3 of them i could never replace, but have made more since them and i hold everone near and dear to my heart. Mira (Moon) has left but she is with me always and forever. My brother Rhoadie left but came back and very glad that he did and him and Tammy are apart of my life. Sot picked my chin up off the ground, dusted me off and helped me believe in me again. I l
Uriah Heep-the Wizard
Two Little Boys, Priceless
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she asks as she shook the older boy in anger 'We were just playing 'church' mommy,' he said. 'And I was just baptizing the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.'
My Apologies
Lol, to be quite honest, that was one of my sloppiest, least focused works, but then again, that was intended somewhat. It is a confession of some feelings I have held in for some time though. I hope it can elaborate and perhaps create an interesting story to me. It is certainly there. ♥ take care folks
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How Many Is A .....
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.' The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing. 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!' Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.' After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?'
Dangerous feat. Akon OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO - Kardinal Offishall
The Path
Overcome with some emotions right now, I am going to try to exercise the demon with some writing, before I venture out today. Somewhere in the world there is somebody Who will feel the way you do right now You may not see this but think it through Your souls are connected on a parallel road If you you think it you will feel it This connection becomes less sporadic And the feelings truly organic And the poles will begin to unite There once was a life without hope Where I would confine my time in decay And in this glowing eyesore I had seen The tellings of a medium manifest before these eyes For true love had been revealed In a name and nothing more And a cloud of skepticism would stay Until this very day when you came to me This was unprecedented Such fortune was never seen before And to terms I came with the truth You loved me and I truly loved you The only problem was the distance But even at 3000 miles away True love can be kept It still takes
I Have Had A Bad Week!!!
Well, this week I have lost my job, lost my house, and now I am not allowed to visit my daughter unless I plan it.
Im Pissed
Ok Im starving. So I figure ill make some pasta and sauce. I put the water on to boil go back to add the pasta and I turned on the wrong burner. Go figure......
Jan 4 Thru Jan 10, 2009
January 4, 2009 thru January 10, 2009 Review, critique, and summation of Fubar Lounges Written by David Life During each week, I try and learn something from my experiences while perusing the various lounges on Fubar. This week was no different other than the fact that what I learned was everybody needs a voice, a klown, and a beautiful disaster. Beginning my adventures this week, I travelled through many lounges in my quest to find what I consider to be the lounge of the week, the best DJ's, and perhaps even the spotlight lounge for the month. I considered whether or not a lounge greeted me when I entered, whether they conversed with me during my stay, if they made me feel welcome, if they ignored me, how they interacted with each other, how they promoted, how their music fit the crowd, how their DJ's performed, how their staff truly feels about their lounge, how professional they were during special circumstances, all the little things they do to make the average pe
Crusaders For "attractive" People
AceGrover-=[Tru... rated your photo a '2'! AceGrover-=[TruRaters]=- Level: Idol (15) Gender: Male, 27 Status: Online (Bringing Higher Rate Justice to Attractive People) ->AceGrover-...: wouldn't you yourself have to be attractive to actually judge someone else to be unattractive? either way thanks for the laugh I pity people as clueless as you ;p AceGrover-...: thanks for letting me know ->AceGrover-...: yea I'd rate you but you're not even worth the page click have a good day AceGrover-...: you werent either, but i had to let you know what i thought ->AceGrover-...: yea your loss but you're still young so I'll forgive you AceGrover-...: im 2 years younger than you ->AceGrover-...: lmao and no kids, and emotionally and mentally men don't mature that fast so you're just a kid AceGrover-...: you make no sense. go away ->AceGrover-...: well when you graduate to the world of logic and adulthood you'll figure it out. Best of luck on your plight to find so
Just An Other Saying
Trying to figure out how to do things right because we just started an new year i think that this year its should be better then of last year but another reason is because this year isn't different its mean your getting old.
Pulmonary Disease
What Is COPD? COPD, or chronic obstructive pulmonary (PULL-mun-ary) disease, is a progressive disease that makes it hard to breathe. "Progressive" means the disease gets worse over time. COPD can cause coughing that produces large amounts of mucus (a slimy substance), wheezing, shortness of breath, chest tightness, and other symptoms. Cigarette smoking is the leading cause of COPD. Most people who have COPD smoke or used to smoke. Long-term exposure to other lung irritants, such as air pollution, chemical fumes, or dust, also may contribute to COPD. Overview To understand COPD, it helps to understand how the lungs work. The air that you breathe goes down your windpipe into tubes in your lungs called bronchial tubes, or airways. The airways are shaped like an upside-down tree with many branches. At the end of the branches are tiny air sacs called alveoli (al-VEE-uhl-eye). The airways and air sacs are elastic. When you breathe in, each air sac fills up with air like a
Help For Spotlight
ok, so I know I don't usually BEG but now I am begging.....I have a friend who is a sweetheart and is a huge support of breast cancer. He wants to have spotlight for one day so the awareness will be on breast cancer. If you can and will or want to help us out you can donate your fubucks to me or to my friend Magnum (he is on my friend list). Please donate as you feel lead and aware!! THINK PINK ~~smooches~~
Drive By Shooting Update
The body count in the bloody war between two rival gangs jumped yesterday after a drive-by shooting in Dover left one man dead and two others injured. The hail of gunfire erupted about 2 p.m., bullets fired from a green minivan with tinted windows into a Dodge Durango as both travelled north on 26 St. S.E. between Peigan Tr. and Dover Ridge Dr. This is the second fatal shooting this year in the war between the Fresh off the Boat and Fresh off the Boat Killers gangs, also responsible for the triple murder Jan. 1 at a south-side restaurant. Organized Crime Staff Sgt. Gord Eiriksson said the daylight shooting is another example of gangsters' reckless disregard for innocent people. "It's very unfortunate they've once again taken this to the streets," he said. "Here's a busy street, middle of the afternoon, shots being fired, one vehicle careens off and crashes through a fence. "Kids could've been playing in the yard, people could've been driving, there could've been a h
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World's First Flying Car Readying For Takeoff
Aircraft that can fold up its wings and drive down the road is set for test flight By Sharon Gaudin January 13, 2009 (Computerworld) While it may seem like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, the flying car might soon become a reality. A Massachusetts company founded four years ago by MIT graduates is getting ready to take its flying car -- or drivable aircraft -- on its first test flight either later this month or early in February. Richard Gersh, a vice president at Woburn, Mass.-based Terrafugia Inc., told Computerworld today that the company is preparing to take a prototype of the vehicle, dubbed The Transition, to an airport in upstate New York for its initial flight. "We are very excited," said Gersh. "We are all very energized. To actually have it fly is a dream come true. I'm not sure it's up there with the Wright brothers but it's awfully close." The two-seater vehicle fits into the light sport aircraft category and has an anticipated price tag of $148,000
Endearing Or Irritating?
A few fun factoids. I jump up and down and yell at the TV during football games. Seriously. I cannot, absolutely cannot, go to the beach without taking off my shoes and wading. Im from Georgia, I call everyone hon, sweetie, love, dear heart, etc. I love Star Trek and Doctor Who. Im a spelling and grammar geek. I dont believe a woman should ever, ever, ever, EVER pursue a man. Did I mention EVER?!?!?!?!? Ill take interesting, funny, and smart over good looking any day. Im not going to change who I am to fit into someone elses mold. I sing.almost constantly. My mind is a storehouse of useless information. I always know the perfect thing to say.about a half hour too late! I laugh a lot, and loudly! I hate shoes. I love to fish. I think people who treat their animals better than their mates or children deserve none of the above. Its dangerous to ask me a question that you dont want the answer to. I alphabetize my cupb
I Lover
I think ive founed my girl the one i have been looking for all my life and i`m in love with her so much but don`t worry i`m being carefull too.but i cant wait to get her down here to be with me we both just want to make each other happy and i think this one will last along time too.and i cant wait ether for it i`m going to give her the world and anything and every thing a can to make her happy.i love u shariah.:}
Dj's Lined Up For Today Live!!!!
(carni breathing heavy in the background) dr. - "is he strapped down tight" employee 1 - "yes" employee 2 - "yes" dr. - "Good morning sir. How are you today hmmm don't worry bout about answering that. Today you will be going through a little thing i like to call questions and shock. what that means is every question u loose it on, you will be shocked. Ok let's get started tell me what you see when you look in the mirror, what is the in the mind of the man in the mirror.
I Know This Silence
I know this silence been here before I'm walking blinded through your door This is a sense of things to come This is a sense Breath in this moment It's come and gone Further and faster through your soul Open your eyes and bring some fun Open your mind Reveal yourself it's a big sky We love We live We take We give Release yourself it's a big sky
I Keep The Pain Of A Broken Soul
The mind.. of the wonderful No one knows Wounds that just won't heal Not even you.. Like a ghost that came from an old beginning You heated up the freezing destiny I had the chance to live a better life By loving someone new I miss the mind of the wonderful I let the eyes see thoughts run through me Cold and no one knows I keep the pain of a broken soul Wounds that just won't heal No one knows Not even you We had a love A future We were honest My truth held so many little lies Can I turn the page Can I rearrange It's written in the sand The tide is closing in Cold is the night Cold are my hands Cold as my heart...
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I Googled Here Comes Trouble
I found out there was a movie: Here Comes Trouble (1948) A newspaper publisher (Emory Parnell) is being blackmailed by a burlesque queen (Joan Woodbury), and he sends one of his reporters (William Tracy) to talk to her. The girl is murdered and the reporter, the publisher and the publisher's daughter (Beverly Loyd) all come under suspicion. And:
Rock Hard Snow After The Battle Of Tooth No. 10
So I get home last night and first Jeffrey rushes to greet me with a big hearty HI! Then Sarah, and Martha and Mary both sat on the couch and my wife showed me where the tooth she had pulled out (apparently her left front canine, called by her dentist tooth number ten) was beginning to heal at the gum line. Until it completely heals, it will sound like shes whistling through that gap which will be there for the rest of her life since adult teeth do not grow back. So last night was Daddys night to read Sarah a Dr. Seuss story (Monday night I read her Happy Birthday to You! for the first time while last night we went with one of her favorites, The Cat in the Hat. She ought to be able to recite it to me soon) while Martha came up afterward and cuddled with her until she went to sleep. Im not leaving Jeffrey out; I expect after we convert his crib to a bed Ill be reading to him too! I woke up this morning and at 0800 hours according to The Weather Channel it was twe
This Is Old But I Still Fill This Way But Ya
Ive Been falling for along time and i slowed down a lil and now im going faster again.and i`m about to hit this cliff that`s sticking out and i`m wondering if i`m going to slam into it and stop or go thro it.And keep falling this sucks i fill nothing but pain inside and i just wont it to go away just for a lil while.But i don`t think it will go away i fill empty inside of me there`s nothing there.i cant fill anything what do u do when every thing is crashing around u what can u do.when u wont to give up but u cant.couse there`s something inside of me that wont let me.and i wont to so fucking bad i fill like im dieing.i fill died inside and i`m tired of filling this way i felt this way for far to long but i don`t no what to do to fill different.can some one save me or am i really alone like always.i wont something i cant have.And it sucks i have my family and friends but they can only fill it up so much and its still a holl there.can i ever fill it up or is it always going to be empty.
Let Peace Prevail In This World.
When you look for peace the peace lies within you When you search for peace it is not hard to find When you want to keep peace alive then you allow white doves to fly over you When you make peace with others the whole world live in your heart When you let peace be in the world then you live in wonderful world When you allow peace to flow around the world then your hatred will go and love will flow When you open the door for peace then peace is welcome to your lives. Let the peace prevail in our wonderful world ENOUGH SAID ..THIS POEM SPEAKS FOR ITSELF ENJOY MAY EVERYONE FIND PEACE & LOVE... CHERISH YOUR TRUE FRIENDS AND KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE .. WHEN PEOPLE CAN LET GO OF HATRED AND ANGER THEN & ONLY THEN WILL THEY FIND PEACE WITHIN... GOD'S SPEED MY FRIENDS
My Love
you have taught me to love again and not to be scared about the way i feel about things, you pick me up when i am down , for it is you that makes my world go around, from the moment i saw you i knew it was true that i wanted to spend the rest of my whole life with no one but you, i know things get crazy every now and then but we always make it through at the end, i have become a better person because of you, and i want to thank you for who you are and all that you do , for my heart will always belong to you, so now as we take this journey together and become one , i promise to respect, trust,care, protect , listen, and always be true to you, so for not only are you my lover , you are my best friend, thank you for loveing me for who i am , and for letting me just be me, for i will always believe in you and me
1.)intro 2.)mind of the man in the mirror 3.)mental maze 4.)double edge sword 5.)apocalyptic meditation 6.)still standing 7.)PVP (playa vs playa) 8.)let's play 9.)know your limits (on my ankles) 10.)fan blades 11.)MSR 12.)forever 13.)outro( *billyhill rap* *reflections*
So I am sitting here looking around at all the work that needs to be done before I move in a few weeks. Boxes sitting empty and my joint hurts too bad to fill them. I have been trying to space my meds out more to see how much I can handle. Not alot. It starts hurting and I end up taking something. This sucks!!! /end rant
This just cracked me up...
Holy Carp
So am I am drinking my bottle of water; I start reading the label (like I do with everything) and BEHOLD! There is a goldfish on the inside! Well on the inside of the label :P I was like ZOMGWTFHOLYCARPSWEETNESS! I think it just made my day xD Almost as much as my friend getting made fun of by a deaf person, holy crap that was funny.
The table was round but not a circle. Dim lights placed here and there but none on the dining table surface. She didnt want our view interrupted. This was opening night and I was under the glass. Our meal was delicious but it was the furthest thing from my mind. Instead my eyes traced the outline her breast made in her blouse. Did you enjoy your meal? She asked, Not as much as Im going to enjoy you I thought, Yes it was scrumptious I said letting the last word dragged a little bit. She smiled, I smiled, and I overcame the urge to lunge across the table. Sex was is in the air and she smelled like temptation but Im going to let the evening come to me. I rushed over but Im not rushing this. She asked whats on my mind. I laughed a little bit. Nothing but you I replied, We sipped our drinks allowing the alcohol to move through blood streams and ease the moments of silence. She thought I was going to make the move and maybe I would but not just yet. Im waiti
I Hat3 Tw33k3rz!
U may not know me, I DESTROY homes & tear FAMILIES apart! I'll take your CHILDREN & that's just the start. I'm more precious than DIAMONDS or GOLD, the SORROW I bring are a sight 2 B~hold. If you need me I'm easily found in every CITY & TOWN. I'll live with the RICH & the POOR. I may live down the street , even next door. I'm made in a LAB, just not like the lab you think, My Ingredience are under your KITCHEN sink! I have MANY names, but the one U no best is......... CRYSTAL METH. My POWER is awsome just try me once & see... TRY me TWICE & your soul will B~long 2 me! You can try me once but I'm no game. If given the chance I'll drive you INSANE!! Once I process you, you'll STEAL, you'll LIE, you'll do WHATEVER it takes to get HIGH! The CRIMES you'll commit for the HIGH & FAME will FEEL like MILLIONS once I get into your VEINS! You'll LIE to your MOTHER, & STEAL from your DAD! Even when you see the TEARS in thier eyes, you won't be SAD! You'll forget your MORALS & how y
Damn Irs
So.. sitting at the tax place today for a bit.. I get to realize I am now going to owe them money again this year.. wtf. so i have to pay back 1grand.. while the other half gets 1 grand back ain't that some shit.. so im going to take his tax return to pay my back taxes.. he just does not know this yet.. anyone wanna help me out with how to steal his money? and sex is out of the question..
Useless But Funny Knowledge
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right? The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.) There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horren dous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting t
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The Best Song Ever!!!!!!
If you haven't heard it, YouTube it or check my stash! :) 3.14 Apple Pi - Bo Burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in their eyes you see their people too Mother effin suffrage! Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip it out, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lens 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry. George Bush wont he just yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my wei
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Just An Other Saying
Everything's better when shared with an friend.
I Am Sagittarius (pretty Accurate To Me)
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing peo
To Each His Own
I cannot change the way I am, I never really try, God made me different and unique, I never ask him why. If I appear peculiar, There's nothing I can do, You must accept me as I am, As I've accepted you. God made a casting of each life, Then threw the mold away, Each child is different from the rest, Unlike as night from day. So often we will criticize, The things that others do, But, do you know, they do not think, The same as me and you. So God in all his wisdom, Who knows us all by name, He didn't want us to be bored, That's why we're not the same -- Author Unknown
I Want This Too...
Please Read!
bling and other things will help turn my frown upside down
A Twist In My Story
Slow down, the world isn't watching us break down It's safe to say we are alone now, we're alone now Not a whisper, the only noise is the receiver I'm counting the seconds until you break the silence So please just break the silence The whispers turn to shouting The shouting turns to tears Your tears turn into laughter And it takes away our fears So you see, this world doesn't matter to me I'll give up all I had just to breathe The same air as you till the day that I die I can't take my eyes off of you And I'm longing, for words to describe how I'm feeling I'm feeling inspired My world just flip turned upside down It turns around, say what's that sound It's my heart beat, it's getting much louder My heart beat, is stronger than ever I'm feeling so alive, I'm feeling so alive My whispers turn to shouting The shouting turns to tears Your tears turn into laughter And it takes away our fears So you see, this world doesn't matter to me I'll give up all I h
Fubar Love! My friend here needs it! She has a frown, and fubar love will turn that upside down :D And, she even has candy to offer, rich delicious CANDY!
So I have another four hours til my next class, and it is not worth it for me to leave campus so it is now your job to entertain me in some way. I was going to go workout But since there is a freakin blizzard outside I decided against that hahaha. Seriously it took me almost two hours to get to class this morning. blah blah blah someone send me a freakin fruit to snack on! oh and GIVE AMY YOUR FU-MONIES! That is all. ♥
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In My Pain
no matter how i try i can never get away, it is always here no matter the time, However you want to put it, I am dieing inside myself, knowing always of being alone, forever hated for my loveless life, Will the shadows be my home, or shall they remain my tomb, where i lay dieing inside.
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Taking A Risk Is Often Your First Step Toward Success
Your Daily Motivation – Taking A Risk Is Often Your First Step Toward Success. Wednesday January 14, 2009 TAKING A RISK IS OFTEN YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARD SUCCESS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you don't take some risks, you won't get the chance to succeed. While you are trying, you are winning. The law of averages is on your side. The more you try, the greater your chance of succeeding. Never get discouraged. Every wrong attempt is another step forward. People that make no mistakes usually don't make anything. Make up your mind not merely to overcome a thousand obstacles, but to win in spite of a thousand defeats. Your mistakes are stepping stones to success and your installment payments to victory. You can't be a winner and be afraid to lose. Your greatest power is the power to choose. Copyright 2008 => Discover The System => Join The Team
5 Urgent Actions To Take Today!!
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Within A Momment
Within a momment i knew it was true, that nothing i did was ever good enough, No lie pass my lips as i sat there, pouring my heart out in the open, Just to have it returned with distaste, It was within that momment i died, for the love i felt was not false, Yet you looked at me and laughed, And as i walked away that bitter day, i felt a tear roll down my cheek, It was in that bitter momment i felt no pain, because i had already lost, what heart i had left to me, Was cold and dead to the world, No i walk alone in the bitterest of moods Because of that moment when i tried loveing you, that nothing i ever could do was enough, to show i love and life my life, But now its darker here, And without hope i have no fear.
Love Is....
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
No matter the words passed from your lips, Though doubts burden you daily, get over it you have my heart, my love is unconditional, You say you want me happy, And that i find true, Becayuse your what makes that happen, You talk about your flaws as if they matter, But you must always remember, My love for you is unconditional, No one can part our hearts if we stop them, But none will take me from you, Because you are my sun and moon, It was you who made life worth living, Yet still you doubt my feelings, But all i can say is these words, My love for you is unconditional.
If one day u feel like crying Call me I dont promise that i will make u laugh But i can cry with u If one day u want
In the light of the comeing sun, I want nothing more then to run, In the time of old, When the world was not so cold, We danced the dance of man and blade, Now we have guns to lead the way, Is it right that people die, just for others to set on high, As i set and watch it all, I know once more it shall fall, For it is never ending, we will refresh an start a new begining.
Smile sweet woman for you are loved, It is you time to shine, For no matter what others try to say, It is you that has taken my breath, None are more beautiful to me, Though you fear what comes, Dont be you will always have time, to make up your mind, on what you want to be done, because sweet lady you can always find, The hope you gave me in the last few weeks, So know this from your knight kneeling, With honor i would die to protect you.
I Stabbed Cinderella W/ Her Glass Slipper
When I have my first daughter, I will not be reading any fairytale stories to her. Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, not welcome, sorry. Nothing good comes from filling heads with that unrealistic bullshit. I want her to have all the facts up front about love and what people are capable of. I'm not gonna set her up to fail. I realize I maybe trying to live vicariously through my unborn, future daughter but shit, I wish someone woulda taken away those movies/stories AND my ridiculously proportioned Barbie doll from me. It's just not realistic. No one ever said, "I wanna be a dreamer when I grow up." And those Harlequin Romance novels should be illegal. Women at any age shouldn't read that brain numbing, reality morphing dribble. This Cinderella Complex issue should end here. My Daughter deserves more than a constant broken heart. I won't let her end up like me. Oh you silly little dreamer. Say you're sorry That face of an angel Comes out just when
My Down Fall
When u took my hand in yours, it was then that i knew, that nothing mattered anymore, Because u gave me hope, I shall forever be grateful, So as the days fade to night, I know where you are, always beside me but so far away, it is my down fall... Always loveing but never loved, when the winds blows my soul crys, For nothing i do is ever good enough, to show my love for you, So i set day to day wondering of my love, did you ever want me is all i say, it is my down fall... With my life id protect you from harm, never a care to my own safety, So as i set and wait, i can not help but ponder, is she happy with the one she has, As i wish my luck to her upon the stars, I know now she is my down fall.
Just A Poem
I was once a broken man, Now i find it hard to sit idle, for with these harsh hands of mine, i have created many a wonderous things, So as my lips go to speak, i Have to share this to you, That it was because of you my heart beats, My reason was lost until u came along, So sweet lady listen to me, No fire burns hotter then my love for you, and no sound can drowned your voice, For short in this life i have been, But my soul is older then you can ever fathom, So i pledge myself and my love to you, This wonderful woman has bright life, It is in your hands i rest my heart.
Evil Man
BE i a man of great evil, For my heart was with two women, Wanting neither but both, So in this world id rather stay hidden, For with but one word these two may strike me, Even though they can not find my reason, So be i am man of evil, when i love both goddess like women, Each had her own style of life, but it was my hearts fault for wanting them both, So now im torn and broken, as i walk away from their worlds, I have but one last breath, I love them both more then they would ever know.
Drink Mixer
Fair Thee Well
Away i shall walk my path dangerious in many a way, Will they care when i have nothing left as i fade away, Pain is all that i bring as i walk this land, So beware lady and take not my hand, As i walk upon my path this cold wind is oh so fine, That when i come to the end i know it shall be my time, Just as the sun sets over yonder hill, I close my eyes this last time and lay oh so still, Nothing is missed if it never touched any importance, My once warm soul now held in cold turbulence, So as my lungs empty of air, I now lay here my body bare, Though never to be missed by people around, I have left to make just one sound, I love you are my last words, and it is finished as the earth over me turns.
Creative Block Wtf No Wonder
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You could suffer from a creative block today. It's like someone pulled the plug to your vivid imagination circuit and you cannot fix on a dream to lift yourself out of the malaise. There may not be a quick and easy way out of your serious mood. Fortunately, you'll be surprised at how quickly it vanishes once you surrender to your internal process and take a few steps down your new spiritual path.
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Hh And Auto 11's 1/14/09
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Why Do Find This Report On The Net ??? (don't Ask)
As an unfortunate quirk of fate would have it, the avenue that runs through the heart of the Polish capital, Warsaw, bearing the name of native-born Pope John Paul II is a high holy place for sex shops, a Polish newspaper pointed out on Wednesday. And while the avenue's residents have repeatedly asked city authorities to intervene and force the shops to move or shut down, Warsaw officials say they have no legal grounds for making such a demand. "I find it unfortunate that precisely this road offers this type of service in such quantity, but up to now we have found no legal grounds for getting rid of the shops," Warsaw mayor Lech Kaczynski was quoted by Rzeczpospolita newspaper as saying. "We're looking for possible solutions," he added. Rzeczpospolita counted a dozen sex shops in the space of a few hundred metres on the avenue named after Poland's beloved and respected pope. Although their line of business is in contradiction with the Vatican's, the sex shops joined the
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Auto 11's This Friday
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE and Both have Auto 11's at the same time!!!!!!!!!!! Stop the press, so your saying and both will have Yes it is true Stryk and 5150 Jane will both have an auto 11 on starting Friday @ 3 o'clock pacific time. If you haven't already, Fan/Add/and Rate them both then hit them up. He is at 297K going for Godfather and beyond with about 1800 Ez Rate photo's. She is at 18 million going for Oracle with more then 1900 Ez rate photo's =STRYK=@ fubar ~5150 Jane~@ fubar
Domination Fail (12/18/08)
I've been spending a lot of time on, so in honor of that most awesome of blogs, I bring you: DOMINATION FAIL! Dyceman, W...: Do you like being Dominant ? ->Dyceman, W...: Yeah, I love it. I'm always humping people's legs and crap. Dyceman, W...: Like to chat with me and possibly use me as your pleasure submissive for your pleasures ? ->Dyceman, W...: My pleasures include extreme penile insertion pleasures and pleasurable butthole pleasure insertion pleasures.
Indecision 2008 (11/24/08)
MAKE ME YOURS: wanna rolplay with me? ->MAKE ME YOURS: Okay, but I get to be the top. MAKE ME YOURS: thats fine ->MAKE ME YOURS: Do you prefer a fist or a foot? MAKE ME YOURS: mmm fist I like to suck toes ->MAKE ME YOURS: Ew, you go ass to mouth? MAKE ME YOURS: oh you never go ass to mouth Randal ->MAKE ME YOURS: So we're roleplaying Clerks 2 now? MAKE ME YOURS: you went from BIG to Clerks 2 ->MAKE ME YOURS: You realize Kevin Smith didn't invent ass to mouth, right? MAKE ME YOURS: no Thaddeus Asse'lips did ->MAKE ME YOURS: I'm sure that's pure crap, but back to the point at hand. You suck feet that have been in your butt? MAKE ME YOURS: no just the feet no ass water on them ->MAKE ME YOURS: That wasn't an option. MAKE ME YOURS: neither was sucking ass juice off of anything so you need to look over your own options as well MAKE ME YOURS: you'd be sexy if you were not a borderline prude whos full of herself ->MAKE ME YOURS: The ass to mouth thing was your idea.
I'm A Hot Commodity. (11/20/08)
Clearly my lack of reply has not deterred Mohamed any. This is one persistent Middle Easterner! swetty, do you have time to take some lunch together this noon please? my kisses, mohamed
But I Do Have A Bomb Up My Ass... (11/20/08)
What is it about Thursdays that I can hardly get out of bed in the morning? It must be more than "I'm tired from the week already." I'm sure there's a conspiracy I'm not aware of. At least tomorrow is Friday, and next week is a short week due to Thanksgiving. And December will be a short work month because of my New York trip. I absolutely can't wait. On a random note, I received this on MySpace. I've never been so flattered in my life, seriously. Oh, and for the record, it was Wednesday when he sent it: Ohh My Goddddddddddd,, you are sooooooooo pretty... I wonder how this pretty angle still waking up at this late night , listen sweet heart, i am 31 years old, i live i charlotte, and my name is mohamed.. i guess the last enfo may not be unconfrotable ,, but believe me i am a good muslim,, i dont have any bombs in my pocket ) .. i am sooooo lonely here in charlotte, i live in 3 bedroom apt alone,, and i am really in a very bad need to a girl who is sooooo pretty and have sooooo
A Very Special Halloween Fucktard. (10/31/08)
That's me, causing inferiority complexes wherever I go. Dropped At...: hey ->Dropped At...: Hello. Dropped At...: how r u ->Dropped At...: Fine, thanks. Dropped At...: ur a cutie ->Dropped At...: Ok. Dropped At...: u single ->Dropped At...: I don't remember, I should check my profile and see what I put. Dropped At...: lol u got jokes, did u see my pix ->Dropped At...: No. Dropped At...: go look and tell me what u think ->Dropped At...: I have a three hour drive to make this afternoon, I'd rather not go blind before I do that, but thanks for the offer. Dropped At...: u think im ugly???? ->Dropped At...: I don't know if you are, I haven't looked at your pictures. I'd just rather not risk it, you know? Dropped At...: im cute ->Dropped At...: If you say so. Dropped At...: go look ->Dropped At...: Nah.
I Certainly Earned That Asshole Card. (10/23/08)
hef1969: are you single ->hef1969: Gosh, if only there was something profile-like that would give you such information... hef1969: haha....your funny......but you did get me to read your i guess something good come out of it ->hef1969: I hope it was helpful to you. hef1969: what do you like to do besides insulting people? ->hef1969: That's broad. Um, lots of different shit. hef1969: do you like goin to the movies? ->hef1969: If a good movie is playing, yes. hef1969: where do you like to eat? ->hef1969: At places with food in them. hef1969: do you have yahoo messenger ->hef1969: Yes. hef1969: can i add you ->hef1969: I'm sure you're capable of such a thing. hef1969: are you gonna give me your id ->hef1969: I'm thinking no. hef1969: why is that ->hef1969: Because I have no desire to give out my personal contact information to random people. hef1969: i would like to get to know you better.....maybe we could hang out sometime ->hef1969: I also
At Last, An Idiot Appears! (10/22/08)
BEWAREOFTH...: those are some ver y sweet lips on you i bet they feel WONDERFUL ->BEWAREOFTH...: Alas, you'll never find out. BEWAREOFTH...: DONT HAVE TO HON I HAVE A VERY GOOD IMAGINATION ALAS LMAO ->BEWAREOFTH...: And a broken caps lock key, apparently. BEWAREOFTH...: NAH JUST TO FUCKIN EXITED I SEE YOU A BITCH BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOME NICE TITS AND MOUTH NO SENSE BUT WHO CARESS He then got SO EXCITED that his shout permissions turned off! Or maybe I hurt his feelings. I'm sure I'll make it up to him in his imagination.
I'm In Escrow With That Crackwhore Down The Street. (10/9/08)
This guy's full name is HOOKERS DON'T TAKE CHECKS followed by many exclamation points. Clearly he is very passionate on this topic. He also enjoys rimjobs and long walks on the beach. Please feel free to contact him for a date, but for fuck's sake, don't step on him. HOOKERS DO...: LOL GREAT NAME ->HOOKERS DO...: Thanks. By the way, they don't take credit cards either, I asked. HOOKERS DO...: I KNOW AND IT PISSES ME OFF ->HOOKERS DO...: I can tell, you're all sorts of all-caps yelling. HOOKERS DO...: SORRY I HAVE TO USE THEM HERE AT WORK ->HOOKERS DO...: Is Fubar work? HOOKERS DO...: LOL NO IM A INTERNET PIMP HOOKERS DO...: WANNA BE ONE OF MY HOES ->HOOKERS DO...: I was going to ask you the same question. How do you feel about stripper heels? HOOKERS DO...: THERE GREAT AS LONG AS THERE NOT STEPPING ON ME ->HOOKERS DO...: Well, you'd be wearing them, so unless you like to step on yourself, I'm sure you'll be safe. HOOKERS DO...: HAHAHAHA UM NO ->HOOKERS DO...: Damn
You Just Can't Hang With The Lounge Fatties. (9/24/08)
I was going to post about a dumb cowoker of mine, but then this hefty angel came into my life. Bless you, oh queen of lard, my multiple-chinned enchantress! May you forever break furniture in all the finest restaurants. P.S. I don't know if she's fat, I didn't even bother looking at her pictures, but she certainly didn't deny it. ~sex godde...: http:... ->~sex godde...: ? ~sex godde...: sorry... it's a really cool lounge called house of whacks.... ->~sex godde...: So you claim. ~sex godde...: excuse me? ->~sex godde...: I will not. ~sex godde...: so i claim, why dont you come in and check it out for yourself and you can be the judge ~sex godde...: ok whatever floats your boat... then get out of my shoutbox if your gonna be rude! ->~sex godde...: You're fat, aren't you? ->~sex godde...: Why are fat chicks so mean? ~sex godde...: bitch get a fucking life ->~sex godde...: Will I find a life in your awesome lounge? ~sex godde...: come in sure ->~sex godde...:
Life Is All About The Butthole Pleasures? (8/19/08)
lucky333: hey whats up? ->lucky333: Hi, not much. lucky333: you single? ->lucky333: Depends, are you illiterate? lucky333: Sorry, are you single? ->lucky333: Are you illiterate? lucky333: No ->lucky333: The thing is that my attachment status is on my profile, I was just trying to confirm if you can't read or won't. lucky333: oh sorry lucky333: sorry half the people on this site are either fake or not on anymore so i dont read the persons profile unless i get a response ->lucky333: So, to get this straight, you're not sure whether or not I'm some psychotic ass rapist, but you want to know if I'm single anyway? ->lucky333: I'm glad you're not picky. lucky333: well theres no use getting to know somone if you interested in romatinc things if there not single ->lucky333: Once again, you didn't read my profile, have no idea who I am, but you want romance? Let's just go with the psychotic ass rapist thing. That is the kind of romance I'm interested in. What's your cir
Another Fu-tard Successfully Confused! (8/13/08)
sexyirishm...: hi ->sexyirishm...: Hello. sexyirishm...: how u doing ->sexyirishm...: Fine, thanks. sexyirishm...: yahoo or msn if so may i add u ->sexyirishm...: I don't know that I'm comfortable getting that personal, after all, I've never necessarily *heard* of anyone being able to travel through the internet, but I bet the first person to master it will be some Fubar creep, you know? sexyirishm...: ok
Two Minutes Of My Time: $50, Two Balls: Priceless (7/29/08)
byvic: hi nc ->byvic: My name isn't NC. byvic: ur hotttttttt tho ->byvic: Whatever. Get a job. byvic: im rich ->byvic: No, you're not. byvic: yes im very rich ->byvic: Doubt it. byvic: what do u like? ->byvic: That's a vague question. byvic: 718 342 9580 ->byvic: Are you planning to make any sense at all or should I just give up on that? byvic: im rich come see me and i well profit ->byvic: Very rich people don't spend all day on fubar crusing for pussy. byvic: or pussy ->byvic: Are you slow? ->byvic: Scratch that, you are slow. byvic: im not looking for no pussy byvic: i have lots of pussy here in nyc ->byvic: Okay, then I'm sure you can stop wasting my time. byvic: im not wasting my energy with u ->byvic: Finally, your two brain cells have clicked together. byvic: my two balls to ->byvic: Doubt you have those either. byvic: bye Go ahead, call him. He's rich.
I'm Not Saying He's A Pedophile... (7/25/08)
...but is that a pacifier in his pocket, or is he just happy to see me? AmsterdamSam: Damn Sexy Sweety ->AmsterdamSam: Oh my crap, is that a mullet on your head? AmsterdamSam: Don't think so ->AmsterdamSam: Are you sure? It looks like a mullet in your default thumbnail. AmsterdamSam: Don't see one. what pic? ->AmsterdamSam: I'm sorry, "default" isn't a good clue? AmsterdamSam: Nope. not much of a clue. ->AmsterdamSam: Do you know what that word means? AmsterdamSam: Mullet? ->AmsterdamSam: Default. AmsterdamSam: yep, I'm lookin at it right now. AmsterdamSam: May be one or too in the old pics ->AmsterdamSam: So yes, a mullet, I was right. AmsterdamSam: Sure, That was also like 1985 ish ->AmsterdamSam: How crazy is that, I was a year old in 1985.
Dedicated To Gutter Slut. (7/11/08)
I honestly don't even have any clever quips about this guy. He's clearly lonely and desperate, and I almost feel sorry for him. That didn't stop me from fucking with him, though, but I did get bored towards the end (try to guess where) and blocked him because it was just getting way too sad. Gutter Slut, this is for you, to alleviate your boredom. I tried to drag it out as long as I could. lonewolf_r...: hey ->lonewolf_r...: Hello. lonewolf_r...: how are u ->lonewolf_r...: Fine. lonewolf_r...: if u were in florida and we got to meet i would take u out then ask u to be my girlfriend lonewolf_r...: good how is ur day ->lonewolf_r...: I think I'd rather get hit by a bus than be your girlfriend. Can we arrange that instead? lonewolf_r...: why do u say that ->lonewolf_r...: Because I'm totally internet psychic and my super powers are telling me you're a desperate loser. You must admit, that's not much of a turn on. lonewolf_r...: im not a loser ->lonewolf_r...: Sure, of
Are You Smarter Than A Typing Monkey? (7/10/08)
I'm not. Can someone please explain this chat speak out of necessity because the Shout Box won't let you type things over and over phenomenon to me? I'm not very bright, you see... P.S. Men who own cats are either gay or French. And I'm not one to say anything, but I'm pretty sure that's a baguette in his pocket... Twiztid Ma...: LMFAOROTFSTC!!! i love your away message ->Twiztid Ma...: Did you just get a new keyboard? Twiztid Ma...: thats stands for laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the floor scaring the cat Twiztid Ma...: you really aren't that big into computer and shit obviously Twiztid Ma...: it just made me laugh that much ->Twiztid Ma...: I just figured you were testing out all the shiny buttons to see what they do. You know, like one of those typing monkeys. But goodness, I've never seen a computer before, so who knows? I've read about them in the local paper, though. Twiztid Ma...: it's chat speak dear....and nice sttempt at sarcasm...too bad it failed
Shaolin Temple Of Boom
I Can Has Fubar Drama Too! (7/8/08)
Look at this crazy bastard! He's so crazy! (This is dedicated to Licks and her new boyfriend.) justaflirt: You are hot. Marry me. No just get naked. umm. Stop talking to me. ->justaflirt: Yes to all of those things. ->justaflirt: I mean, shut up, you're disgusting. Lemme see your penis. justaflirt: You are so sweet. I hate you bitch. ->justaflirt: Oh my god, my herpes, touch my herpes! Also fuck your mother. justaflirt: I wouldn't touch your herpes if my life depended on it! You know my mother? Ok bring your herpes over here so I can touch them. When's the wedding? I hate you! ->justaflirt: They are zombie herpes, but you have no brains! Oh my god, you know your friend? He also has herpes and a zombie mom. justaflirt: I have no friends. So there! I'm way cool. You are making a big mistake. My friends will kick your ass and they are zombies. ->justaflirt: No way! I bought zombie insurance from some ugly guy who is possibly your mother. Holy crap, I'm so turned on rig
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I Wasn't Aware Of A Mr. Bitch... (7/8/08)
This mental colossus messaged me after I changed my status to "Would you please sign my can of tomatoes?" If you're wondering what that's about, see my previous blog entry. looking fo...: i ll do more then sign them lol ->looking fo...: You like having aluminum cans shoved up your ass? How brave of you to admit it to a complete stranger. looking fo...: lol looking fo...: your nuts ->looking fo...: My nuts in your ass? I don't think so, I'm sure you have diseases. looking fo...: u have nuts huh ->looking fo...: What did you think I meant by can of tomatoes? God, you're slow. looking fo...: your right have a good day mrs bitch
I Have A Condition, I Can't Make New Memories. (7/7/08)
The sad thing is, this dude is probably one of my Fubar buddies. That's what I get for adding everyone indiscriminately. Oh well, I'm too lazy to go look. dalejr999: hi ->dalejr999: Hello. dalejr999: hi how ar eu ->dalejr999: Fine, thanks. dalejr999: whats new today ->dalejr999: The date. dalejr999: lol do u take salu tepics ->dalejr999: Did your brain fall out of your ass since the last time I told you I didn't? dalejr999: i guess so ->dalejr999: Tragic, I hope your insurance covers it.
Grammar: 1, Us Military: 0 (7/2/08)
Saber6: gorgeous ->Saber6: Squishy. Saber6: that too hello ->Saber6: No greetings, I'd rather just go back to typing random adjectives. Saber6: gooble ->Saber6: No, not really, it's idiotic to greet someone with an adjective. ->Saber6: Also, gooble, while not being a word, wouldn't be an adjective anyway.
I Got Laid... I Think? (6/24/08)
tosunyiiit: heloo ->tosunyiiit: Hi. tosunyiiit: how ru today ?? ->tosunyiiit: Fine, thanks. tosunyiiit: good u have hotmail or yahoo adress for chat more ?? ->tosunyiiit: You are pay me fifty dollars for first ten minutes. tosunyiiit: ok if u give ur adresss i will do ?? ->tosunyiiit: No, first credit card number, I do crazy business, my friend. tosunyiiit: i want sex ->tosunyiiit: I imagine you'd have to pay a lot of money for that, you're very unattractive. tosunyiiit: yes but u have web cam ->tosunyiiit: I only have webcams for insertions in ugly men's rectums. Do you have lube? tosunyiiit: yea ->tosunyiiit: How many webcams would you say you can fit in your butthole? tosunyiiit: i not know i want only sexx ->tosunyiiit: Listen, dude, either we do this my way, or we don't do it at all. How many webcams? The round kind. Two? Three, maybe? ->tosunyiiit: Go get some, I'll wait.
Talking Dirty 101 (6/20/08)
I'm a master at the cyber sex talk, let me teach you: (Top to bottom, cause I'm nice.) Texas b3st...: how it going ->Texas b3st...: Fine, thanks. Texas b3st...: So wat u doin tonight ->Texas b3st...: Sleeping, more than likely. Texas b3st...: Whoa.. dats 2 much fun or one night..let me have some ->Texas b3st...: Holy crap, misspelled sarcasm is really sexy. Texas b3st...: yea...i just got hard.. have u seen my nswf pics ->Texas b3st...: I think I'd rather put my nutsack in a meatgrinder, but thanks for the offer. Texas b3st...: wat u dont like black dicks ->Texas b3st...: I just don't want to see yours, I really couldn't care less what color it is. Texas b3st...: wateva cry baby.. so ur a dude 4real ->Texas b3st...: Yes, I'm a dude, you must be gay. Texas b3st...: where da rest o ur pics.. I knw u have some XXX pics.. show sum love Texas b3st...: u look real good as a bitch ->Texas b3st...: Does this idiocy actually work for you? You're like a retarded five
Sarcasm Is Not An Emotion. (6/11/08)
I'm going to start with good news. We spoke to my daddy's surgeon today, and he got ALL the cancer. All of it! Nuffin left to eat my daddy's colon. He'll probably still go through a small round of chemo just for formalities, but ha! Take that, cancer! My daddy kicked your ass! I want to thank ALL of you for your wishes and good thoughts, obviously they worked. Let's find something else you guys can put your minds to. I would love to win the lottery, make it happen! To celebrate the good news, I might go have a beer with my piercer later tonight. I owe him one anyway for being such a drama queen on Monday. Having said that, I would like to point out for the billionth time that people on the internet are freaks. I'm on a community called Inked Nation, it's for tattooers, tattoo enthusiasts, etc. So this guy messages me like, hey, what's up, etc. I message back with him for a while, then go to bed. While I was sleeping, he apparently messaged me asking for my instant messenger ID, then
To paint ones own story A single stoke for every pain A swirl to the left for the love A swirl to the right for rejection Pushing hard for the stressed A feather for the light heart Use a scrape to blend the colors Some water to run together Hold the brush like so tilt the canvas for a different view Step back and look hard For its a work never done in your eyes No title Comment to Dark Masters "Life's Gallery"
I'm Getting Deported! (4/23/08)
Once again, my plans to come live in the US permanently are thwarted by a deadbeat. Won't I ever find a marriage of convenience on Fubar? goldsmeth: hi im yasser ->goldsmeth: Hello. goldsmeth: do have cam goldsmeth: plz your emil ->goldsmeth: Plz u marry me for green card? ->goldsmeth: First marry for green card then cam, ok? goldsmeth: ok i want porn ->goldsmeth: No porn, green card first. I am tough business person. You sign marriage license then we get Playboy channel.
When Seniors Attack! (4/22/08)
I think this poor elderly gentleman is off his meds. Does anyone know what nursing home he belongs to? SATANSSEED: i never wanted to fuck a dude so bad in my life baby ->SATANSSEED: Sounds personal, I'm not sure I need to know all that about you. SATANSSEED: dont NEED to know but i told you sexy not a fucking problem either have a nice day.. you take COMPLIMENTS EXTREMELY FUCKING WEL
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Naughty Kisses For Me! (4/15/08)
I encountered this waste of microwaveable Hot Pockets (tm) making racist comments in an otherwise not stupid mumm. For whatever reason it decided to message me. It had me blocked after the first two comments, but apparently was so hungry for my input, that in unblocked me immediately. At first I thought it was just some dumb Fubar slut making racist comments in lieu of a creative insult, but it seems to be a fat kid pretending to be a robot or someshit. I'll let you guys be the judges. Here's a link to its profile, it's a private profile because, honestly, I don't think this is a chick or even over the age of 18. Anyway, it's clearly smarter than I am, so please try not to judge me for my intellectual deficiencies. **Disclaimer: I have nothing against Mexicans or other Hispanics, it was just way too easy of a hook to pass up.** NAUGHTY KI...: why are you posing as female? I thought you were a man. NAUGHTY KI...: You are simply a fucking d
Ty Peach!! My Newest Bully
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Flattery Will Get You Everywhere! (1/30/08)
It sure is, Jackie!! :D jackie879: thethings i'd like u do let me do to u ->jackie879: Awesome, I always wanted to punch a dude in the rectum! jackie879: i didn't say things u wanted to do to me jackie879: silly girl ->jackie879: Oh, so sorry, your sentence was so incoherent I naturally assumed that you needed to be punched in the rectum for that alone. jackie879: ya u should get back to work ->jackie879: Yeah, that's a good comeback. jackie879: well i'm sorry i'm not in the mood for a come back with someone i don't have to talk to ->jackie879: Yet you keep talking to me. You see how that sort of defeats your claims to the contrary? jackie879: i love waisting ur time ->jackie879: What a pathetic life you must lead. I bet this conversation is the high point of your day. jackie879: u see im not logged in on fubar while i work ->jackie879: I'm sure it's hard to chat on fubar and scrub toilets at the same time. jackie879: it silly i know but, i like the way u ta
Is This The One? (1/30/08)
I finally found a sensitive man, but me and my big mouth, I screwed it up! `&#...: hello ->`&#...: Hi. `&#...: how are u doing today ->`&#...: Can't complain, you? `&#...: pissd of at the wolrd ->`&#...: Sounds time consuming. `&#...: yeah ill tell u ->`&#...: Please don't. `&#...: sorry dont worry and waste your time i would never ->`&#...: Yeah, you shouldn't.
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I'm Going To Die Alone. (1/29/08)
As you all know, I'm on a mission to find love on Fubar, because, frankly, I'm so hideously deformed and boring that I can't find anyone outside the internet. Even so, despite my low standards, it seems that all the good ones are taken. ->sir-physco...: I don't accept blank friend requests, why should I add you? sir-physco...: ohh sorry im just on here to make friends nothing else ->sir-physco...: I'm probably an internet butt rapist, you shouldn't try to make friends with complete strangers. sir-physco...: im in ireland ur in the states dont think "but raping" would be possable :| ->sir-physco...: You shouldn't underestimate the size of my wang. ->demonknight: Blank friend request? Give me a reason. demonknight: I have a hard time to wright thing about thing ->demonknight: I have no idea what you just said. demonknight: the friend request is blank i do not now the thing i like to said ->demonknight: Have you had any strokes?
Is Spell Check On The Internet? (1/28/08)
I got another blank friends request, this time from some sleazy loser who should probably save up for hair plugs instead of living on welfare checks and trolling fubar. Once I hurt his pwecious feewings too many times, he put me on ignore and kept sending me shouts. I couldn't reply, but I'm pretty sure he's used to talking dirty to himself anyway. **Name has not been altered, he's a pathetic dickless bitch** ->drmmaker128: Blank friend request? Give me a reason. drmmaker128: I saw u so sweet and sexy sweetie and i tought I'd like u as a friend ->drmmaker128: Uh... no. drmmaker128: ok fine but nice shirt drmmaker128: besides why do i need a reason to be ur friend anyways? ->drmmaker128: Because I won't add you otherwise. Gawd, thought that was pretty obvious. drmmaker128: so it just seems like u don't want to make friends then. So why r u on fubar anyways? ->drmmaker128: To make friends with people who can spell. Clearly you are not in that minority. drmmaker128: it
Off Your Meds? (1/25/08)
This winner sent me a blank friend request, then freaked out when I asked him to give me a reason to add him. I assume he sustained brain damage when his crackhead mother prematurely shat him out in the middle of a meth lab. Either that or his hurklebeast wife was standing behind him, and he didn't want her to know he trolls for pussy on the internet. Then he blocked me and rated me a 1 from a 10. It'll take me years of therapy to get over the rejection. **Name not changed, go forth and abuse** Mel Dillon: what the hell you talking about? get outta here! ->Mel Dillon: Oooh, you're retarded, I get it now. Mel Dillon: who the fuck are you? and stope mesaging me! ->Mel Dillon: You sent me a blank friend request you inbred mongoloid.
Math Is Not Even Applicable. (1/25/08)
So I ran across the quintessential morning mumm, something about sex and swinging. Apparently, and I did not even know this, three people can somehow equal two couples. Anyway, our resident mathematics and swinging expert is really upset with me. **Name changed to protect ego** Learn2Math: Read the mumm before you comment it syas"three or more" ->Learn2Math: How could three ever be two couples? Learn2Math: READ IT it says three OR MORE ->Learn2Math: Yes, or, which means three is an option. Explain to me how three people are two couples? Learn2Math: yeah it also says USUALLY two couples it also can be a couple and a single which is three ->Learn2Math: See, now you're adding things. Just admit you're wrong and we can all go about our lives. Learn2Math: Look dumb ass read it again i did not add anything try some english comprehension ->Learn2Math: Sure you didn't. Look, I know this sort of humiliation is difficult to deal with, but at least it's only on the internet, righ
Sugar Momma (1/21/08)
Apparently having a life outside of Fubar makes me an undesirable fu-life partner. Please read the following while I cry into my sleeve. Or maybe he's crying into his? **Name has been changed to protect the pathetic.** burgerflipper: lets chat. ->burgerflipper: About? burgerflipper: many things burgerflipper: raleigh cold and still abit of snow around ->burgerflipper: Many things, how vague. We are now entirely snowless. burgerflipper: you at work...? burgerflipper: guess so ->burgerflipper: Yep. burgerflipper: oh srry im off today as i work at a school..maybe we can connect when you have more time ->burgerflipper: I'm only on at work. burgerflipper: ah i guess your not who im looking for on here..but enjoy your day ->burgerflipper: Yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of unemployed women who would love to chat! burgerflipper: just the odds of us meeting as i usually am working now..but as i work at a school im off burgerflipper: i use my computer eve. and weeken
Lost In Translation (1/16/08)
Upon jumping on fubar this morning, I had a few shouts. One was from this guy. I still have no earthly idea what the hell he was talking about, but I quickly figured out he was a few sneezeguards shy of a Chinese buffet and decided to fuck with him. Eventually, I had to block him because I was running out of material and had to get some work done. Not to mention he started spamming my default picture with "I'm sorry" comments and creeping me out altogether. Anyway, enjoy! **Disclaimer: Name has been changed to protect the mentally unstable.** SORRYNOENGLISH...: read comment two above yours ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Comment on what? SORRYNOENGLISH...: what you mean ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: You told me to read a comment two above mine. SORRYNOENGLISH...: the winners comments in there ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Comments in where? SORRYNOENGLISH...: the pic filsalutes of me the first onee me the ->SORRYNOENGLISH...: Dude, I honestly don't know what you're talking about. SORRYNOENGLISH.
Rules & Regulations
So after listening to my fellow FH's bitch and moan about not having rules set, I've decided to bullshit up some rules, that's what this is, if it makes no sense to you, you should probably just stop reading now, because it won't get any better! Rules 1. DON'T ASK TO JOIN!! If you don't know what FHSG stands for, don't ask to join, we're an elite group, that do absolutely nothing for each other but give each other a hard time and laugh at asshats on fu, we're not here to bomb you, level you or stroke your ego amongst other things. 2. ASHLEY'S ALWAYS RIGHT Under no circumstances is Ashley ever wrong, it's a hard concept to grasp at first, but soon, everyone gets used to it. ***REVISED*** Ashley can only be wrong under one circumstance, and that's when she proves herself wrong. Thank you very much smartass mofo's :P There's your update! 3. NO FECKIN EMO'S! Face it emo's aren't cool and i don't want them in my group. Sorry kids :) 4. I have no other rules, a
Earn Your Horns!
Earn Your Horns! Join The Roadrunner Records Road Crew and promote your favorite Roadrunner artists. Members have a chance to receive free concert tickets, exclusive meet and greets, free T-shirts, autographed items and acquire essential music industry experience. Calling all die-hard Roadrunner Records fans! The Roadrunner Records Road Crew is looking for new, hardworking street team members to promote every Roadrunner Records artist throughout the United States. Do you think you have what it takes to be a part of the world-famous Road Crew? Fill out the following application and email it to with "Roadrunner Records Street Team Application" as the subject. Application only open to residents of the United States Of America. Due to the high volume of applications, only persons being considered for The Road Crew will be contacted. First Name: Last Name: Email (No AOL emails please): Desired Password: Date of Birth (mm/dd/yyyy):
love is a strange thing.. it feels good when your with some one and hurts when your not with the one that you love burns deaper that the deepest parts of space for this special lady.. and she has my heart and the key to my heart even thou she dont want it she still got it.she completes me in every way possable.. the four letters of love to me stand for l-- loyality o-- openely respect wishes and the one you r with v--ventourus e--express your emoitions to one and other love is a gift from a man to a women and a gift from a women to a man. and it is something that you feel in your heartand when it is a deep true pure love it can never be replaced . and my love for this special lady is that. my love for her is pure true deep and never ending .in my eyes she is hotter than 1,000 suns . she is a very caring person and great mother and just an all around great person who i would do anything for no matter what it was. i'm always there for her and i will always be there for he
Top Ten Reasons To Date /marry A Fireman
TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE /MARRY A FIREMAN 1. We handle our hoses everyday and their the biggest around. 2. When we do somethin we do it right and we go in deep. 3. We can spread and ram anything. 4. There is always a risk of having a fire in our pants. 5. Grabin and holdin chicks is part of our job. 6. We like to work in confined spaces. 7. To us...everything is better hot and steamy. 8. We always wear protection. 9. Were not afraid to do it in public. 10. We can discharge 700 gallons a minute from our large nozzles......can you?
A Firefighters Life!
A Firefighters Life! A Firefighter's Life! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He's been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five year olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors of a burn
A Firefighters Glove
A Firefighter's Gloves hold many things, From elderly arms to a kids broken swing, From the hands they shake and the backs they pat, To the tiny claw marks of another treed cat. At 2 am they are filled with the chrome, From the DWI who was on her way home. And the equipment they use to roll back the dash, From a family of 6 she involved in the crash. The brush rakes in Spring wear the palms out, When the wind does a "90" to fill them with doubt. The thumb of the glove wipes the sweat from the brow, Of the face of a firefighter who mutters "What now"! They hold inch and three quarters flowing one seventy five, So the ones going in, come back out alive. When the regulator goes; then there isn't too much, But the bypass valve they eagerly clutch. The rescue equipment, the ropes, the C-collars; The lives that they save never measured in dollars, Are the obvious things firefighters gloves hold, Or, so that is what I've been always told. But there are other things Firefighter's Gloves touch,
Reverse Funnel System Money
Reverse Funnel System moneyLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThere is a vast range of people who the reverse funnel system is for but the reverse funnel system is not made for everybody.It is made for people who want to make a lot of money.It is made for people who are willing to work hard and work long hour days.It is for people who want to retire after 3-5 years in the business instead of 30-50.Its simple, you need to be a great marketer to work the reverse funnel system and you need to be consistently driving traffic to your link to the system but eventually you will have produced so many avenues for traffic to come from that you will begin to not even know where you are getting this traffic from.You will have people searching YOU out and you might have to ask them how they found you.The reverse funnel system is for hard workers, but smart workers. The reverse funnel system is for people who dont want to spend the entire medium, the prime of their life, in a cubicle or in some
Omg...i Am So Hot!
ok, so I got the Wii Fit for Christmas and I must say it is whooping my a$$. I am trying to loose 50 plus pounds before April. I am working out on the Fit for at least an hour a day and it is rough! Not only did cancer mess up my body it also added weight! UGH!! It also doesn't help that I am getting older. Weight just seems to jump on me without invitiation. WTF?? I feel like I can't win for loosing some days. I did loose 3 pounds last week so I guess that is a plus...?!? I have changed my eating habit...for instance I am eating a salad right now when all I want is a lg extra cheese pizza and some garlic bread sticks....guess I will have to use my imagination. I can taste the cheese now...yummy!! Seriously this whole diet thing/get healthy thing is for the birds! I just want to pay for the body and boobs already! Get it over with so I can get back to living and not being self conscience as much. Being a woman I will always be very conscience of how my body is not perf
Customers Please Read - Regarding Animated Photos
I'd just to clarify something. I do not do animated photos (.gif). This is because most of the requests for animated photos can be done for FREE on the web and I won't charge for something that takes no effort. Buuuut I'm also not going to research the sites for free =P. Photoshop does allow motion graphic editing since it's last release, but I have truly not mastered it yet. In time kids, in time.
Things To Consider...
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it. If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. Some days youre the bug. Some days youre the windshield. Dont be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, youre not learning much when your lips are moving. Experience is something you dont get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A New Way To Look At A Deck Of Cards
Here is a new way to look at a deck of cards!! Please do not delete! You will be glad you didn't. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?' The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.' The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.' The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.' The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?' 'You see the Ace,
My Eyes Only
dear friends and family,friday will be my last day on fubar cause ill be disconected from the net on acount of me being outta work and not being able to pay my roofing job starts full time in the spring so ill be back online by april.i will miss you all and be looking forward to hearing from you in the spring.if you wanna surprise me by leveling me to godfather by the time i get back that would be sweet:p.i wish you all the best,so keep on getting shitfaced!!!:D
"the Military Wife" By Soldier Hard
The Military Wife (Lyric's) by Soldier Hard Whisper: THE MILITARY WIFE Military Wife talking: Someone asked me if I missed you, but I didn't answer, I just closed my eyes, and I walked way, then I whispered.. "I miss him so much!" Verse 1 Yeah we know it's hard, you're left all alone, We hear your pain when you're sitting crying on the phone, The Military Wife yeah your job's tuff, Your working double time just to get the job done, It's hard on us, but it's harder for you We got our soldier's out here and all you got is you own two! You're paying bills and taking care of the kids, Your Praying every single day that we don't get killed (Damn) I can't imagine the stress ya'll go through, The problems that we caused, and that's why we love you, We know at times you wanna throw in the towel, But you know we can't make it through this war without you, So you stand up, stand tall, you're filled with pride, And you say to yourself."I
Breast Cancer
so im sitting at my computer and an im pops up its a great girl that i have known since i was twelve,let me start it like this a week ago she rights me and tells me that she went to the doctors today and she was told that she has a disease in her heart that they cant cure,theres things she can do to slow down the disease but she wil have complications as she get older,today the im pops up and me being a smart ass asked her how her and her sexxy body are doin today and she replies not so sexxy with a sad i ask whats wrong and she replies that she went to the docs again today for the follow up and they give her a lady physical and tell her there sorry but they found a lump in each breast,she has a long line pf cancer in her family and they know this they said that she will prob have surgery but ussually where these lumps are its bad so she is gunna have to have her breast removed.i am a grown man and i broke out in tears becuz she is only 29 and has three kidsshe doesnt know how
Geography Of A Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A M
Fubar Favoritism
Have you seen it? I SURE HAVE!!!! lol
I Googled "kins Is"
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Thomas Carlyle
Music is well said to be the speech of angels
"a Guest"
The living end is here, it's closer than we think. You might as well just ask it in, and offer it a drink... Copyright 2009 by Steve Santini. All Rights Reserved.
Llama Leveler Of The Day
JoAnna*{{Shadow Leveler}}*Club Far*{{Co-Founder of the LLama Levelers}}@ fubar Llamas will leave 100 rates each when done leave a comment on this blog that you have done so
Come See Me @ Gold Cup Weds-fridays
I am working @ Gold Cup now!! I need to get $900 together for the move: $300 to finish paying off this shit hole $300 deposit for my cute new place $100 for misc. expenses of moving $200 for friggin groceries I don't really have anything lined up right now. I have worked a bit out at Virginia's and could have probably done more there this week, but rather then put my sister out, I am chosing to go work at Gold Cup. I talked to my connection there yesterday and he said I have a job, so tonight I start back at work.... If you want to come in and have a drink with me, just show up after 8 pm. It looks like I should be pulling two to three shifts a week for a while. [I am thinking Wednesdays through Fridays] Will has promised he will drive me to and from work, so I don't have to worry about drinking and driving. While I have never got a DWI, I don't see a reason to pick one up this late in life. Damn good thing I have been starving myself lately. Not feeling fat and ready to have
Reverse Funnel System Team
Reverse Funnel System TeamLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe reverse funnel system is a marketing system that was launched 2nd quarter of last year, and has created a great deal since it was introduced to the public.The reverse funnel system has created a total automation for your home business, able to create you, $1000 per sales without having to call people, qualify them, close them, or do anything other then send traffic to your Reverse Funnel System.In this lens I will be step by step show you what exactly the Reverse Funnel System is, and on black and white show you whether it is a scam or this is real deal and avoidance to back the claims up.Reverse Funnel System is a home business. Like any other legit business that you get your self involve with you have to invest time, energy and of course money.Now what makes Reverse Funnel System so different then other online business is your job ends at advertisement. They do the rest.
I hate the winter because of the snow I don't like getting wet of thesnow that much then i don't even like playing in it because it so cold but i alway pictures something like making something out of snow but i don't like it that much.
Have Fun
IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. its considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several
Image Server Troubles Much?
on the site? Just wondering. Anyhow, will be back later...
But Trying To Get Along With People.
Right now i'm doing alright on alot topics Ijust some peole i don't get along with u try to be nice to them but its doesn't work out all the time . because they get mad over supid shit and then go talking to your people that u don't want them near at all but she does it anyway but i try not to say anything to them. u know i go my own way so its doesn't brother me at all.
Being A Nurse
10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 9. If at first you don't succeed...try management. 8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself. 7. Hang in there....retirement is only 35 years away! 6. Go the extra makes your supervisor look incompetent. 5. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 4. Administration...we waste time so you don't have to. 3. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 2. A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat. 1. Succeed in spite of Administration. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse 10. If it's wet make it dry. 9. If it's dry make it wet. 8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime. 7. Never tell management what you are really thinking. 6. Never finish repor
Enigma Im not hot and Im not cold, not tender to the touch Or the thorniest of roses, yet I cut myself too much Im not the gag shoved in your mouth, the one that stifles screams A great white hope, a real thing, Im not quite what I seem Im not Goth, and Im not Emo, Im nothing like you knew And certainly Im nothing like those beliefs you hold so true Im not the answer and not a question, and maybe nothing more Im not the stray that begs for scraps crouched there at your door Im not a fist and not a kiss, not an act of war And not the one to cradle you when youre craving something more Im not the one to take to heart and gather there inside Because maybe I believe that peace is just a bold faced lie Im not the one to protest, or trust the Government Perhaps I am a demon, or maybe Heaven sent Im not one to make judgments, or do the things you do Have you finally got the picture? Im the one you never knew. Copyright 2009 by Steve Santini. All Ri
You Are Special
Well this is to all the ladies out there in fubar land. I am here to tell you that you are special no matter what your partner tells you. I know there are alot of ladies out there who know what I am talking about. There are just some guys out there that we thought we are in love with and then once they think that they have you they start trying to control you and keeping you away from the outside world. Well I am here today to tell you that you can get out and that you do not deserve to be in that kind of relationship. There are plenty of nice guys out there that is willing to take care of you and try and give you the WORLD. It has taken me a while to find my one and only but i have found him. So ladies i say this please don't settle for anything but the best cause that is what we all deserve is the BEST. If this relates to any one out there drop in and leave a comment.

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