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Good Morning Kiss
A good Morning Kiss for you..... Your lips meet mine with the touch of a feather likea breeze sweeps over a meadow of heather whispers so sweetly do caress my soft skin, my sleep leave me now, my desires sets in A misted gaze betwix our awakening eyes brings on the passion...with whimpering sighs... the moment so electrical, so full of magic us not making love, t'would be totally tragic Come give me the pleasure of your beautiful kiss like two serpents dancing aplay as they hiss Give me your passion, your heat ..your desire oh wake me my darling, come stoke up my fire.... Entwine me my love with your carnivorous kisses its dream that I want, its one of my wishes once you have fed me, and had your feast too, Hold me my darling, and feel my heart coo... Xanie X

I'll Never Let U Go (angel Eyez)
angel eyez u have angel eyez such a smile that lights up my life you're a dream come true now im holdin u & i'll never let u go i will never let u go 1st time i laid my eyez upon u all my dreams were answered 1st time i kissed your tender lips my love to u i surrender i'll never let u go you're alwayz on my mind you're the only 1 for me you're all i need & i'll never let u go angel eyez my heart relies on the love u give to me u never let me down you're alwayz by my side & i'll never let u go i will never let u go when my heart starts to crumble & the tears start to fall u hold me close for tender lovin & give me strength to carry on i'll never let u go

A Song I Started Writing For Someone Special
I Wanna Know? I wanna know will you always be there, can I be your teddy bear. I wanna know, I wanna know Will you hold me late tonight, will you kiss me by the candle light. I wanna know, I wanna know Will sit by my side, and snuggle on a carriage ride. I wanna know, I wanna know Do you like breakfest in the bed, do you like the words I've said. I wanna know, I wanna know Will you hold me when I'm sad, will you forgive me when I'm bad. I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know

Cancion ...spanish Song
11:44am I have been in a writing mood, therefore, I will be posting up random things. Especially thoughts, and songs. It's been a while since I've been able to write anything and i feel like I shouldn't deprive myself of the few things I like and am good at! Ok well... this is for my spanish speaking people and in case you want me to translate it, I could but it won't have the same meaning. I do have a folder somewhere with my songs :) I used to have poems and stuff, but I don't think i want to share them just yet! Please don't copy and claim it as your own. I know I should try to patent and copyright my stuff but it gets costly. Once I fill up my new journal I will do it! I am respectful and mindful of the things other write! 11:46am [Untitled - January 09, 2009] Desde que te conoci Pude ver dentro de tus ojos La mirada de amor por la cual yo hui Nada mas que tu... no sabias porque te baje la mirada porque no entendi Todo el amor que estoy sintie

I Wish You Enough!
I WISH YOU ENOUGH!! Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you and I wish you enough' The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom'. They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever? 'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'. 'I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said. 'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask wha

Where Can We Fly
Where can we fly, To whom do we cry, When the bombs eye, Sees its target, Scorches towards it , Misses, This smart bomb hits dora farms, Mothers and kids asleep in their bed, Tell me what chance did they have, We call this success, As justice misses us, Our eyes are blurry, Like scared mice we scurry, From dictator bush and his neo cons, Their wagin war everywhere under the sun, Sept 11th 2001, He says justifies his transgression and lies, I say its bushes demise, If the truth can overflow, Populations can grow, Avoiding their plans, For the domination of man, Our troops stuck in the sand, Need to be freed from these foreign lands, Raise your voice, See they have left us no choice, No matter the price to pay, Remember, our kids inherit this world one day, truthsquad © 2008

No Different Than Most
See i'm no different than most, Substance abusing parents are the ones I chose, Makes no difference if the kids can read & write, So long as the parents got their fix at the end of the night, Yeah these the parents and life I chose, Hunger pains and ass whoopins with extension cords, I envision pops in the stands as I hit a game winner, Or moms waiting for us with one of those specially cooked dinners, Poof, that dreams up in smoke, Moms lungs cant handle that big a toke, Bed, tv, and xbox all sold for some crack, Hope this shit ends here before she ends up on smack, 33yrs, I got these same lie filled tears streakin my face, Where'd ya go, The've taken my moms and put you in her place, 3 different step dads trying to make me their own, Yeah these the parents and life I chose, As a young see alone pushed out the womb, And you got the nerve to tell me I had the same chances as you, With your two parent home, College scholarships, n

My Journey
Broken wings have been repaired for flight, To the depths of the sky i escape tonight, Where this journey ends i have no clue, But searching within i've emerged anew, Like the butterfly fresh from the cocoon, This path i travel by light of the moon, As i cross a stream i feel so refreshed, Water so cold it takes away my breath, A deep cleanse so im prepared for whats next, The human spirit's still free last time i checked, No more cages no more bars, Self-determination that is guided by the stars, As i travel towards the unknown, I'm amazed at how quickly i've grown, No hesitation ahead at full speed, As im confident the Goddess will provide that which i need!!! truthsquad © 2008

Aftermath
What would you do, If death was staring at you, Would you run towards the light, Or would you dig deep & put up a fight, Do you fear the unknown....or do you just want to escape this life, It can all end tonight, But then think of those that love you, If they knew of your decision would they approve, Or would they pray under the moon, That you would reconsider and stop being a fool, Recognize the value of your life, Cause even if your blind they still see your light, But do as you will as this is your path, We'll still be here dealing with the aftermath, truthsquad © 2008

Family Blood
Family blood thats thick as a hair, You never asked to be born into their affairs, And those that should be never are there, None of my life with you will i ever share, I fought through all that pain and despair, Now that im better dont try to act like you care, I have no pity only hate, All these years, all these lies everything about you is fake, So glad i escaped before i fell victim to your condemned fate, Family, i started my own, Safe from the contamination you have sown, And you's there is no need to disown, See i was never yours from the get go, Though it was a lonely i walked my own road, And became a better man because so, Salutations saved for those that care, Erase me from your memory for i was never there, Just a ghost to prove you were diseased, What a success this test turned out to be!! truthsquad © 2008

My Haze
Scattered thoughts lost in a haze, Dazed and confused im stuck in this maze, Freedom or death we'll set your plans ablaze, Cause we see you comin and its not what we hoped for change, You've re-constructed your outer shell to appear like us, Cant fool me, with x-ray vision i see through all the dust , You kicked up as you blazed your trail, But see i know your success was designed for you to fail, The new world order will never relinquish their power, Until we the people take to the streets and destroy all their followers, ..Myself i cant believe we let it get this far, Where we have no clue what we believe or who we really are, We allow our government to ravish and murder innocent ones, Then tell me for my safety it had to be done, Some believe this lie but not I, I choose a higher path to fly, where with my hands i control the wheel of time, Normalcy can return through reason and rhyme, One mind, One decision to love mankind, And poof, next thing ya know, We awake

Common Man
So here we are 2009, A year closer to destruction by creative design, A calender forward another step back for mankind, Scientists desperately trying to find, Another way to obliterate the common man, Whose a threat with his capability to unite and stand, Whether it be Wisconsins bitter or Nevadas barren land, With his beliefs he's entrenched in the sand, Using darkness to protect this common man, Inside us all, we'll never fall, cause the common man is the backbone of it all, Unspectacular in every way the eye can see, Uniquely different if ya dig down deep, Though the outer shell is all people want to meet, They have no clue you shed tears over the middle east, And how my nations become this raving beast, Leaving destruction where ever she goes, With my words though i intend to sow, Rays of hope, So my kids can grow, In a world of peace and love, Without fear of destruction from above, So if your mission is to stand, Lets unite and fight for the rights of this co

Wedding Customs: Traditions From Around The Globe
Wedding Customs: Traditions From Around the Globe Here's a taste of how couples have been tying the knot in China, Morocco, and many other places for hundreds of years. * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share The toasts. The bouquet toss. The dreaded Chicken Dance. These are rituals that, for better or worse, brides in the U.S. can expect on their wedding day. But have you ever wondered what your wedding would be like if you weren't American? Trust us, it would be just as wonderful. Whether you want to learn about wedding customs from other countries, or you'd like to personalize your own with a little international flair, we've pulled together some of the best traditions from abroad. Italy When: In Italy, wedding festivities usually kick off in the morning, ideally on a Sunday. According to regional Italian folklore, you should never marry (or leave for your honeymoon) on a Friday or Tuesday, or you’re bound to ha

Re-birthed
Tell me is it all in my head, Or is the age of innocence really dead, Darkness shrouded in hate, Trying to find those pearly gates, And the promise of life beyond life, But see my soul needs the darkness of night, Menacing men trying to dictate my path, I inflict upon you your gods wrath, Wrapped in lies, meant to disguise, The truth behind all our eyes, No one knows what happens when we die, So step aside, let me live my life, Finding fulfillment with my goddess of the night, Your threats are hollow like you a shell of a man, I dont need thousands behind me to take my stand, I'll die alone for the self-determination of this man, So suffer unto me all your wicked ways, See i grow stronger from experiencing this pain, Dont grow weary scared and run, For i'll give chase to the far reaches of the sun, Your destruction will rattle this earth, And we will awaken having been re-birthed! truthsquad © 2008

Mr Obama
Yes we can was the chant of 08, And it appears this man possess qualities needed to become great, So many challenges such a daunting task, After 8 years of suffering from the neo-cons wrath, His promises lift hopes to levels unknown, Lets start by ensuring our jobs will stay here at home, Build more schools less bombs and tanks, And please Mr Obama protect us from the predatory banks, While were at it lets reform corporations, And the part that gives them the rights of a person, War crimes were committed by those before you, Love to see them in their own cells in guantanamo, Oh yeah our environment is in dire shape, And with you can be the start of a new age, Where people do come first, But not at the expense of our Mother Earth!! truthsquad © 2008

Wedding Cakes: A World Tour Of Wedding Cake Traditions
Wedding Cakes: A World Tour of Wedding Cake Traditions Wedding customs and rituals vary significantly around the world, and the cake is no exception. Here's a roundup of wedding cake traditions from around the globe. Photo: Erin Johnson Photography * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share Asia Japan: Many Japanese actually use imposter cakes at wedding receptions. Made of artificial rubber, these faux confections are iced with wax -- and even feature a slot for the bride and groom to insert a knife. Believe it or not, some models have even been known to produce a puff of steam! Other dupes consist of elaborately frosted Styrofoam dummy cakes. While the imposters are just for show, sheet cakes hiding out in the kitchen are cut and served to guests. Korea: Many American-style wedding cakes would be considered too sweet for Koreans. They opt instead for a cake made of ground steamed rice covered in red bean powder.

Stirring Back From The Abyss Of Depression
Staring back from the abyss where i see my life How can i say that I liked myself not even sure why Concerned of matters that are only skin deep feeling the depths that one must take, feeling myself tumbling back into the depths, where loneliness is its only bliss, feeling no love no rapture, only pain, feeling my brain slowly going into the depths of insane, pulling on the cord that ties me to, looking for help looking for who, I climb stretch and climb back from hells embrace feeling all the tentacles wanting to pull me down, feeling them tear into my flesh, warping my brain, dragging me down, More I climb out of the depths, more pain by inches but still i endure, the light overhead, I see so far away, no such pain in all to gain, Torments in my mind, laughter holding true, am I to fat, to soft, to gentle still? seeing the light i know that in time, I shall climb back from the abyss of the mind, will there be anyone at the top willing to help me? over the edge or to send me ba

Wedding Songs: 30 Hip First Dance Songs
Wedding Songs: 30 Hip First Dance Songs Go against the grain. Indulge your inner cool with a first-dance song that reflects the hip music you love. * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share Is the hipster in you urging you toward tunes that are unique, creative, even cutting edge? Mom and Dad may have danced to Johnny Mathis on their big day, but that doesn't mean you and your sweetie can't sway to a more modern beat. Scour forgotten mix tapes and your up-to-the-minute CD collection, and check out our top 30 list. 1. "Alison" (Elvis Costello) 2. "All I Want Is You" (U2) 3. "As" (Stevie Wonder) 4. "Blood Of Eden" (Peter Gabriel) 5. "Crash" (Dave Matthews Band) 6. "Everything I Do" (Brandy) 7. "Forever in My Life" (Prince) 8. "Heroes" (David Bowie) 9. "Ice Cream" (Sarah MacLachlan) 10. "If I Was Your Girlfriend" (Prince) 11. "In Your Eyes" (Peter Gabriel) 12. "Iris" (Goo Goo Dolls) 13. "It Must Be Love" (Mad

Me In An Auction...crazy
Hey Lovers...I'm In An Auction So If Ya Wnna Buy Me Feel Free To Check Me Out Here's The Link...It's Nothin Special Cuz I Don't Know How To Do The Crazy Stuff LOL...Who Gets To own me>> HEHE Have Fun!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1542929&albumid=1431036&i=3117938979&idx=0 xoxo ♥Nichole

Reception Music: Top 9 Wedding Music Mistakes
Reception Music: Top 9 Wedding Music Mistakes Don't think you're done after the entertainment is booked. Be prepared for potential pitfalls with our list of common music mistakes. Photo: Jessica Claire Photography * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share Sure your dress should be to die for and your wedding color palette is critical, but at the end of the party it's the music that makes your wedding memorable. After all, music is a key factor during almost every moment of the day, from the walk down the aisle to the cocktail hour and your reception finale. More important, it's a reflection of your personalities. Whether it's searching for the perfect string ensemble for your ceremony or picking a big brass band for a swinging reception, the music matters. So make it count. From volume control to song choice, here's what to watch out for. Tip: Let Guests Cut In Coordinate to have your attendants join you on the fl

Socialite
Last night was a pretty rough night. Everything started pretty good, grilled steaks with the friends, played a few board games, just a nice relaxing night. Started out with a couple of drinks, and then one of our friends bailed, so a few drinks turned into four, five, six, and then lost count. I drank about a half a bottle of rum last night, so I was feeling pretty good right about ten. So it's me and the two of my friends who are dating just kinda hanging out on the couch. Now, these two people are intelligent, but young, and haven't really seen too much of the world. I'm only a couple of years older than them, but I've seen more than my fair share of things growing up. I've always been too mature for myself and have dealt with things that people of any age shouldn't have to deal with. So we just started talking, them asking questions, me answering. Some were silly questions, have you ever done this while having sex, or that, or whatever, what was your most embarrassing moment, things

Coca Cola Girl
NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING ......BABBBBY.... COCA-COLA-GIRL Is My I Am Not Going In Any Specific Order. Everyday I will be choosing One Person to Rate and Comment out on all their stuff on their profile and randomly giving out gifts to them. Except for weekends I won't be online. And Coca Cola Girl Is My First Pick! I can't afford blings right now and I wish the God I could but for now I have to stick with the basics of the fu until My pocket book can play a little bit. Its also another way for me to get to know more Fu's on here! No popularity contest or none of that. I figured this will be fun to do. Pimping Out Fu's The Only Way I See Fit! Forbidden Jennifer, You Can Look But No Touching, Member of Princess Leia's Crew@ fubar

Wedding Vows & Readings: 20 Tips For Writing Your Own Wedding Vows
Wedding Vows & Readings: 20 Tips for Writing Your Own Wedding Vows The 20 questions you need to ask when you're writing your own vows. Photo: The Art of Emotion * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share So you thought it'd be great to write your own vows, but now a healthy dose of writer's block (not to mention fear of embarrassing yourself) has hit you squarely on the head. Don't know how to transform your heavy, life-altering, feelings into a string of coherent words? You're not alone -- but don't worry, your goal is within reach: Just take it one word at a time. Here's the homework you need to do (and the questions you should ask) to make your wedding words letter-perfect. Prep Step A: Get clearance Make sure your officiant will accept personalized vows. Catholic and Episcopal congregations, for instance, may require you to recite all or part of the traditional vows, though in most cases that's left to the offi

Wondering On The Rights Of Forgiveness
recently i have done some things that aren't good, and i have said some things about people before i took the time to get to know them. and this i feel very much ashamed of, but as i am a very stubborn person i can't relent and apologize. but this blog is supposed to be an apology of sorts. i can only hope that those people see it.

Top 10 Valentine's Day Wedding Style Ideas
Top 10 Valentine's Day Wedding Style Ideas Next year, V-Day falls on a Saturday, which means one thing: wedding bells. Faith West Photography * save to notebook * email this article * print this article * bookmark + share First, some history on the lover's holiday: Though sending cards and love notes only dates back to the 1840s, Valentine's Day has been around since 496 A.D. Flash forward hundreds of years, and you'll find that next year -- in 2009 -- Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday, making the most romantic day of the year the perfect time to say I do. Not sure how to pull off a Valentine's Day wedding with style? We've got 10 tips to help you plan. Show Your Love To get started, think about Valentine's Day and what it means to you. Look for inspiration from your own love story -- if you met on the ski slopes of Vail, incorporate cool blues and other wintry hues. Or take your decor cues from an ultraromantic destination you've been to, like Pari

The Truth Shall Set You Free...or Break Your Heart.
"Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are savage wolves." How do you keep someone from hurting like you? You don't. You can't. You won't. Not your place or responsibility. Gotta find out for themselves. *SHRUG* -REL

Why They Sacrifice
Why They Sacrifice SFC Leland Lesher forwarded emails he had received from SSG Troy Haley (NYARNG). For those who receive most of their information about the Global War on Terror through the distorted lens of the mass media, Troy's emails provide an insightful, often moving take on the real story in Iraq. In his letters, SSG Haley sometimes laments the negative coverage that is being fed to most Americans. In particular, he finds it sad that families at home may never know of the deep and abiding good their soldiers are doing while overseas. He comments, "I can only say that slowly and surely we are winning this war... Freedom is now becoming a Muslim word... There is a real possibility of peace in the Middle East, and that will be a great legacy of the soldiers that have been lost...", and in a later message, "This war is being won. Despite what some talking head on TV may say. Every day, little victories take place... Every day, a new Iraqi stands up and decides to stay in th

Just Rambling...
Isnt it funny how we always persue the ones we cant have. And yet we know we cant have them but we still hold hoping maybe someday we can be with them.And most of the time the ones we are waiting for dont even really know we is it that I always fall for the one that i cant possibly ever be with. i want to just stop myself from ever falling in love again, then i would save myself from the hurt and pain that always comes with fallin in love. cuz I dont think I will ever find a man that will ever see me for who i am, and love me for that same reason. maybe I am just destined for loneliness. they say that we are all put on this earth for a reason, and I wonder what possible reason i could have for being here.

I Thought
... he was my best friend. Turns out, he still is, but he still hurt me. I am heartbroken. There were lots of things I told him. He told me things too. He just didn't tell me about his cheating on his wife. I mean it would've been a burden that he had to carry, but it wouldn't have been mine. I just think it's messed up. He got the other chick pregnant! I didn't know he was going through those problems. Never would I have imagined that this would happen. I am going to back him up, but still what a jerk! Ok so he didn't have to tell me about it, but I found out only b/c she got my number off his cell. That's how I found out. I hope he is man enough to face his responsibility. I wouldn't want to be in this situation at all. It still hits close to home, kind of sort of. He is like my brother. I didn't think he would do that at all. In other news... the 1st week is over. Especially for "2009"!!!!!!!!!! I got my raise. I mean it was a small raise, but h

Spam? Plz Be Aware
If you have or have not recieved an email from this account http://www.fubar.com/user/2394974 Plz go and block them to save yourself the problem They are asking for money as you will read in the email they sent to me... It has already been turned in but till the issue is removed plz watch yourself ... from: skullIndia United States subject: HI received: 01/9/2009 02:50 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam Dear Sir, I am a Catholic from Cochin,India. Currently my financial position is very bad. Can you help me get some financial help if you can? I am unemployed for last 3 years. Recovering from high pressurized air injected into my nose through a mobile phone, also underwent kidney therapy. Air injected in front of Jayalaxmi ,M.G.Road,Ernakulam,Cochin PASSPORT NO.-A6511692 PAN NUMBER-AIPPM9509D Voter's ID card- LNH2450724 Sincerely Mr. Joby Manuel (Grandson of Late K.J.Abraham[pala,kottayam]& Lat

Carbon Copy Pro Leads
Carbon Copy Pro leadsLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowCarbon Copy Pro, also known as CCPro and CarbonCopyPro, claims that they offer a system which is completely turn-key. Upon investigation it appears that this claim is true. Their automated turn-key marketing system provides already designed sales pages as well as capture pages for your use . That way you focus on the advertising and marketing aspects of the business rather then weeks and weeks trying to learn HTML and designing a web page. These websites were designed by Mike Dillard and Jay Kubassek to allow for the best attrition and conversion rate in the market. That way you don't waste your time and resources marketing a system that doesn't work, this system has proven itself time and time again.What type of marketing support and information does Carbon Copy Pro provide?How does over 200 hours of teleseminar recordings, live question and answer phone calls, and hundreds of PDF instructional step by step guides sound? I ha

Dream Of Heaven And Live In Hell
SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL MY HEART IS ACHING ,MY SOULS IN A BIND THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I DREAMED OF LIVING THIS IS NOT THE EVER AFTER I HAD IN MIND. HAPPINESS HAS TEASED ME WITH ITS PRESENCE HATEFULNESS HAS MET ME WITH A STARE SO COLD PEACEFULNESS HAS LEFT ME SAD AND EMPTY ALL THIS PAIN AND GRIEF HAS LEFT ME FEELING OLD MY SPIRIT'S WRAPPED IN CHAINS SO TIGHT MY MIND IS IN COMPLETE DISORDER MY THOUGHTS JUMBLED IN A KNOT MY NERVES HANGING OVER THE BORDER IVE SEARCHED FOR SOLITUDE IN A BOTTLE BUT ONLY GOT DROWNED IN DECEPTION AND WHEN I LIFT MY HEAD TO GOD I ONLY GET A TASTE OF REDEMPTION BUT THE PEACE DOESN'T LAST FOREVER FOR SOON ENOUGH RETURNS DISPAIR IM DROWNING IN MY MISERY FIGHTING HARD TO GET SOME AIR THE DEVIL CANNOT TOUCH MY HEART BUT YET THE HEARTS OF THOSE AROUND ME SO HE AFFECTS ME IN AN EXTENDED WAY BY PUTTING EVIL INTO THOSE WHO SURROUND ME BUT IF TOMMOROW NEVER GREETS ME IF I'M NEVER SANE AGAIN,DONT GRIEVE I DON'T WANNA LEA

Of All People
Well I am back again...sooner than I had imagined I would be back. You know I can deal with people at work lying to me its not a big deal. I just work with them its not like they are my friends or anything. But people that you love....come on now. Why lie to me? I eventually find out and I am even more hurt than if you would have just told me the truth. I probably would have been more understanding. I learned from my mistakes of lying and covering up things and now i just want people to be straight forward with me....but no they cant do that it pisses me off so much. This one is gonna be short cuz yeah i gotta get off here before i break something. laterz everyone

1yr On Fubar 1/10/09
One Year On The Fu'?!?!?! Jessica (Confidence) Is Celebrating Her 1st Fu-Iversary!! What Better Way To Celebrate, Then By Owning Her?! Here's What She's Offering: (clicky click to bid!) PLUS, Jessica (Confidence) will be hosting a Happy Hour!! (repost of original by '☆

Moving
My husband & I have decided to move, it's time for a change. Ready to get the hell away from this shit hole. I will hopefully have internet ASAP, So till then you may not see me for sometime even though I haven't been around much lately I'll try my best. Anyways I do love you all & hope you & yours the best. Much love from all of us!!!

What's With The Drama People?
i see people on here getting all emotional all the time. all these people with rules on their pages. people whining about liars and jerks. people downrating out of spite or ignorance. people being snobs just because they can. and people getting all upset over it all and letting it rule their time on here. WTF people? it's a friggin' website. to the sensitives, get over it. people are jerks, whether irl or in here. deal. to the snobs, downraters, and general @$$holes, get over yourselves. nothing on this site really matters anyway. and to those who think we're horrible if we don't talk to you constantly....some of us have lives, and they don't involve being constantly available for you. also, if i do talk to you, at least have something interesting to say, or i'll get bored and move on to the next shiny thing to attract my attention. that's all i ask. anyway, i think people take this crap way too seriously. i mean, is someone gonna kill themselves over something that

Pray 4 Me N My Daughter
my name is alec im 24. recently i had a stroke b4 xmas it started out as the flu i got so dehydrated that my kidneys shut down right now i have no feeling in my left hand i just got out of hospital this tuesday. ne ways also my daughter has to have heart surgery n shes only a month old please pray 4 us thankyou n god bless

Circuit Bending ...
Lately I've been into circuit bending. Now you may ask yourself (or not) what is circuit bending? Here's a link submitted for your approval that explains the process better than I could ----- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuit_bending. There's nothing that warms the cockels of my heart more than hearing the garbled moo's of a cow or the distorted ramblings of woman explaining that this is a "cat" when I circuit bend. Let me backtrack a bit. About a week ago, the Queen and I decided to go on a lil road trip to Pennsylvania , which is about a hour or so from where I live. I pull the car off into East Stroudsburg and there it is...the Salvation Army Store. The proverbial holy land of misfit toys (everything from stratomatic baseball to borked tickle me elmo's), bizarro records ( think William Shatner singing - Lucy in the sky with diamonds), crochet tissue box covers and so on. So I walk around,scanning, perusing, analyzing and then I come to the toy section. Oh yes, the t

Leaving On A Jet Plane
I'm getting rid of this site tonight when I get home from work. I'm not really on here all the much and I already got rid of my Myspace. I'm still on Facebook so if you have my contact info then you can find me on there. If you want, you can still send me a message on yahoo at: happyvalleysal@yahoo.com I'll be back later tonight to finish this. I'm giving away my fu-bucks (about 170,000) so if you want them... message me a reason why or a funny story that relates to me in some fashion. This isn't because of anyone on here, I just want to move on. Thanks for everything.

01.09.09 - The Wallflowers - One Headlight
SONG VERSION BELOW One Headlight - The Wallflowers VIDEO VERSION BELOW One Headlight - The Wallflowers LYRICS BELOW So long ago, I don't remember when That's when they say I lost my only friend Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn The long broken arm of human law Now it always seemed such a waste She always had a pretty face So I wondered how she hung around this place Chorus: Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than In the middle But me & Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good

Some Funny Shit I Heard As A Gas Station Attendent
I WORKED A GAS STATION THIRD SHIFT FOR FOUR YEARS, HERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT I HEARD. IF YOU DON'T LAUGH THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU! 1. I SWEAR! I JUST PUT 500 DOLLARS ON THAT DECLINED CARD!!! Wtf???? 2. "I'd like gas on pump 89 please". . .Blank look from me. . ."Pump 89? do you see 89 pumps in my parking lot? THAT'S THE FUEL GRADE!" sheesh. . moron. 3. My personal favorite. . ."Can I borrow some gas?" LMAO!!! Ummmm .. . no this aint the damn free store! 4. You gotta love it when the drug addicts come in and give you some sad story about how his daughter is stuck in traffic and needs to borrow ten bucks from you, if you give in you usually never see them again. 5. When a gas station runs out of gas, people just get stupid. "Are you really out of gas?" is one, "You're lying!" is another one, why the hell would I lie? It's a secret plot to hord gas from you and keep it all to myself! I mean, DUH! 6. I had a guy once walk out of the bathroom, and forget to zip

Happy Birthday Bulletin
Its JuicyFruits Birthday ... Juicyfruit would like to wish all her friends an family that are sharing this month with her as b-day peeps..A very Happy Birthday.. Stop by an show this lovely lady some Fubarian B-day love...Just click the pic below an have some fun.. This Bully Brought to you By: ~Wizard~Enforcer for the Rating Revolution~

New Love In My Life
as he walked into the room it seemed to me that my heart had stopped when he looked at me an gave me that smile i wanted to melt then when he came to me an touched me i knew that i would be his forever he is my love he was the one i had been looking for a soul mate for this life an the next i love you baby face

Motorcycles
Why is it that people never look twice before pulling out into traffic. A great man and great father was killed on Jan 4th 2009 all because some 18yr old didn't look twice and didn't slow down for a stop sign. This man was the best father I have met,he leaves behind three beautiful girls and one very handsome 14month old little boy. I have know this man in good times and a few bad times but the thing I will always remember about him is that no matter what was going on in his life if you needed him he would be there for you and his loved ones. I only knew him for less then a year but he has touched my life and my heart in ways I can not describe. I will miss his laugh and his smile. We all will, we all love him and miss him. REST IN PEACE MICHEAL 7-17-71 TO 1-4-09

Stupid Peolpe.
I placed a mum on fubar, as many have done before me, and the responses I have recieved from the mum has me baffled. Are peolpe as stupid as they are on here. Not talking about the people who really posted something with sense, but the ones who wanted to name call and put shit up that was really stupid. I thought the mum was for asking the population about stuff. But I guess that all that is suppose to be there is questions about boobs and naked people. When will people grow up and understand that, even though I like boobs , that is not the only thing to talk about. so if you dont like the mums I posted dont read them.

I Am No Longer Able To Make Fubar License
As my program I use is no longer maintained on the server it was set to pull from. If I am able to get another program our routine set up, I will let you know. Until then, no more license will be made :( Thanks for your understanding.

Not Able To Be On Much...
I have finally moved, but still do not have access to the internet at home. So when I do get a chance to jump on it is quick & fast...but it is usually daily & sometimes several times a day! I promise I will return all the love I can to each & everyone of you :)

Your Daily Motivation – You Gain Strength Overcoming Obstacles.
Your Daily Motivation – You Gain Strength Overcoming Obstacles. Friday January 9, 2009 YOU GAIN STRENGTH OVERCOMING OBSTACLES. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sooner or later you'll encounter a crisis in your life, and how you meet it will determine your future happiness and success. Since the beginning of time, everyone has been called upon to meet such a crisis. Close scrutiny will show you that most "crisis situations" are opportunities to either advance or stay where you are. Indeed, most people make changes in their life out of either "inspiration" or "desperation." Personal growth is the process of responding positively to change. Whatever comes your way, give it meaning and transform it into something of value. A precious stone cannot be polished without friction, nor humanity perfected without trials. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in

Rating Pictures And Ideas
I was just thinking how nice it would be to have a rate album option. Where you rate the album a 10 and it automatically rates every picture in that album a 10. Or whatever rating you give the album

Spotlight For Breast Cancer Awareness
A friend of mine is trying to raise fubucks for a breast cancer awareness spotlight. He is auctioning a bling pack along those lines... Click here if you'd like to place a bid or support this spotlight. Thanks :)

Interviews For Our U.s. Military
I guess this really isn't considered 'new' stuff but it seems every so often I have to go into long explanations...okay they're longer because I like to embellish! My lil brother is in the Army and while he was on his second tour of Iraq his wife came up with the idea for me to interview rock bands for his base's FRG website. FRG stands for Family Readiness Group, it's essentially a way to keep the soldiers overseas connected with their families back home. The first band was Avenged Sevenfold, then Disturbed, Atreyu and Bless the Fall. Now I'm working on an interview for Papa Roach. There would be more but I don't actively solicit the interviews. After I asked Warner Bros. to interview Avenged Sevenfold, their pr person, well ex pr person now with Interscope/Geffen asks me. All my interviews are posted in my...you guessed it, Band Interviews folder :D I do want to stress that each of these bands, regardless of political stance, supports our troops, however, a

The Lil Fireman...
The Littlest Firefighter In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her

Bling Bux Giveaway - Race Is On 11am Fu Time 1/9/09
POST New Years Auto 11 Bling-Bux-Rama 3 DAY Event!!! Cherries, Bux, and Bling !!!! Chiina_Whiite Auto 11 Today 12 pm Fu Time - Running Thru Saturday 3 Chances to Be a Winner: Bling Race FuBux Drawing Daily Random Drawing RACE, RACE, RACE! 11am Fu Time(2pm EST)-Race is On. FIRST 3 to completely rate the 550 pic Bling-A-Rama II Folder will win a 3 CREDIT BLING Comment Last Pic & Private Message me. The Grand Prize Drawings Over 5 Mil in Prizes: Rate ALL EZ RATE 100 pic ,550, and Default folders - you will be entered into a drawing to receive one of three Grand Prizes. 3 Million Fubux 1.5 Million Fubux 750k Fubux Plz Private Message me upon completion.

Dj Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Killer was influenced at a very young age by the music that his older brother listened to and he still loves that music to this day. These bands included Pink Floyd, Led Zeppland, Ian Hunter, and Thin Lizzy. He will always thank him for that. Killer's favorite bands are Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Dream Evil, Judas Priest, and Helloween. The reason he likes being a DJ is the Live interaction between music and people has always made him happy. Metal unites us and makes us one. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

Dj Bones @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Bones influences are Dimebag Darrell, Johnny Cash, and Jim Morrison. His favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Pantera, Ac/Dc, Metallica, Black Label Society. The reason he likes being a DJ is his love of music and sharing it to the world. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Bones @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!!

Dj Arterious @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Arterious has enjoyed metal since the age of ten. He is a proud Marine and he stands up for every military branch, and has seen many wicked music videos for military support. His favorite bands are Opeth, Type O Negative, Fear Factory, Lamb Of God, Dying Fetus, Himsa, and so many more. The reason he enjoys being a DJ is he loves to share his love for metal with everyone. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Arterious @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!

Dj Sadistic Dragon @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Sadistic Dragon has been influenced by metal since he was a child. He finds comfort in heavy riffs and loud bass since he is a bassist. His favorite bands are Fear Factory, Helmet, Tool, Judas Priest, Lamb of God. The reason he likes being a DJ is to make your ears cum. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Sadistic Dragon @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

Dj Ruiner @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Ruiner is influenced by Dimebag, that is the reason Why he picked up a guitar, his crazy ass family, his crazy ass family here @ godsforsaken radio, and his baby cynthia. His favorite bands are Pantera, Slayer ,5FDP, Tool, and Slipknot. The reason he likes being a DJ is his brain is full of thoughts and ideas, in an effort to reassure himself that he is not insane, he brings them forth to the masses, if he ruins a few minds along the way....so be it. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Ruiner @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

My Year In 08
WELL AS I SIT HERE THINKING ALOT HAS HAPPEN IN MY LIFE IN 2008.WHEN IT STARTED I WAS SINGLE AND ALONE.EXCEPT FOR THE TWO ANGLES IN MY LIFE MY KIDS.LETS SEE IN THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR I HAD IT ROUGH AND I LOST ALOT OF WEIGHT AND I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL....YES I STOPED EATING AND TRYED TI TAKE MY LIFE.BEING SAID NO I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. I MOVED TO OHIO AND IT WAS COLD AS A WITCHS TIT THERE SNOW TO MY ASS..AND I AM NOT A SNOW PERSON ,IM FROM TEXAS WE DONT GET ALOT OF SNOW.AFTER 2 MONTHS THERE I HAD TO MOVE AND I WENT TO VIRGINA TO BE WITH MY SISTER FOR A WHILE AND I HELPED HER WITH HER PAYROLL AND SHIT.GOT TIRED OF THAT AND MOVED TO KANSAS AND HOT DAMN THE SNOW THERE, MY KIDS GOT SICK AND MISSED ALOT OF SCHOOL AND THEY TRYED TO TAKE MY KIDS FROM ME SINCE THEY MISSED SCHOOL.I FOUGHT THEM AND WON. NOONE WILL EVER GET MY KIDS FROM ME.SO ANYWAY THAT WAS BAD SO I MOVED TO LOUISIANA TO HELP SOME FRIENDS THERE..THEY WHERE IS DI STRUT OVER THEY HAD NO MONEY AND NO WAY TO PAY BILLS AND HAD NO

Thank You
Well damn. Look at me... I would like to thank everyone. Too many to actually thank. My busiest day on Fubar ever. And i'd like to thank my new, and old friends. You guys were awesome. Yes i was up until 2:30am returning gifts. Lmaooo Next year, i'll be #1. I'm bring out the boobs... Special thanks to Vixen for my Happy Hour She does way to much for me, but i ♥ her anyways. :P http://www.fubar.com/user/714945 Ok i was going to use the "link me" button, but its gone weird... And Back To Reality for the Auto 11's http://www.fubar.com/user/23 Thanks for the awesome Bulletins by Alison, Fat Sonny, DevilGirl and Freak, Diana and Per. Goes to prove, i really do have the best friends on all of Fubar. Thanks.

I Salute You..
Well folks i am the first to say i am at times a procrastinator...boooo Anyhoo MooMoo made me a rockin new skin and i promised id make her a salute as a thank you plus I just gotta take some new pics to match it ( yea im a tad ocd about that). So If you would like a salute as well here is your chance to get it, jump on it now as these moods are few and far between. Just leave me a comment here and ill work my way down the list...after i make myself presentable of course. Ok that is all and as alwaysssss Thanks 4 Reading

Shut It
Screw off I just don't care You should have thought about shit Before you said this isn't fair No I will not listen anymore You are not important You fucking hurt me to my core I can not fucking forgive you I fucking hate you We are so fucking through Don't make me feel guilty You shouldn't have fucked those sluts You are so fucking filthy Maybe in time we can be friends But for now Iam way to fucking tense Move the fuck on I know I have You broke our fucking bond Deal with your mistakes Just let me go The love you and I had was simply fake. Goodbye. Asshole.

Carbon Copy Pro Team
Carbon Copy Pro Team Learn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe CC Pro system removes the four main variables that cause most network marketers to fail. The four variables are:1) Lack of a story/Credibility (use our story)2) Running out of money before making a sale (funded proposal)3) Making sales calls (call center)4) Learning how to market (Turn key solutions)Carbon Copy Pro works like this: Every member is given a website with a successful persons story on it. An example is Jay Kubassek. This guy has made over $ 3,000,000 in this industry. Would you rather work with Jay or a brand new person? Jay of course. So we give the new person a website with Jays story on it. This gives the "newbie" a million dollar success story and a level playing field without having to make stuff up.The potential customer enters their name and email and reads through the site until they hit an application page. This is where the prospect must weed themselves out. They are asked to submit a $50 application

Nekkid With Feathered Boas
Nekkid with Feathered Boas I couldn't help but get so wet with the feel of the feathers on my luscious curves. I wrap the boas all over my sexy feet, thick legs, round ass, and huge tits. I even tease my wet pussy with them. I am giving away cam shows in January. My birthday is this month so you all get to reep the rewards. So any one that purchases a membership or rebills this month, and emails me will get a 5 minute cam show. You can even get a show if you purchase 3 videos. You can also get a membership with a money order. Visit http://www.southern-charms.com/mo.html on how too. Don't forget to join my yahoo group. I add pictures to there and I will offer those in the group special things. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/exoticflamesc/ XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

My Friends...answer This Question ??
Enter what number(s) you would apply to me in the comments section. Then copy and paste this into your own profile for hours of fun and amusment 1. I don't know you. 2. I like you 3. I love you in that internet, not real way. 4. I really do love you!! 5. You are funny. 6. You should have my babies. 7. I don't really care for your personality. 8. I want to fuck your brains out. 9. You are damn sexy! 10. You are ugly. 11. I want to get to know you better. 12. I hope you live happily ever after. 13. Marry me, please? 14. You're so not my type. ***********

Happy Birthday Leathurwud
This Lovable Man Caught My Eye Last Year And I Am So Lucky That He Did. I Am So Honored To Have Shawn As A Friend. He's A remarkable man to get to know. This Man has become very dear to my heart as a friend. I wouldn't have it any other way. He's Been there for me and shown real concern towards me when my life was topsy turvey. He didn't have to but he did. THATS a Friend! We know so much about one another for two people that have never met in person. And I keep all that we share very dear to my heart. I Have Genuine Love & Respect For You Shawn Nothing will ever make me see otherwise. Your A True Friend and that is rare to come by these days. Not to mention you ARRRRRE funny LOL. Today Is His 36th Birthday & I'm Proud to Pimp His Ass Out For it! (((( whistles ))) heheehhe Go Wish Him A Very Happy Birthday...Get To Know Him on here ...Its worth it. OK OK I HAVE TO DO THIS! There damn! lol YOU got Your Flash LOL Add/Rate/Fan Him He's

What Dreams Are Made Of
WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF IT WAS EARLY EVENING AS I SAT THERE,, WAITING FOR YOU TO COME HOME MY MIND DRIFTED AWAY FOR A MOMENT...... WE WERE AT THE BEACH, LATE AT NIGHT THE COOL BREEZE TASTING OUR SKIN YOU WARM HAND WAS CARESSING MY BACK I COULDN'T STOP STARING AT YOU , YOUR EYES JUST KEPT DRAWING ME IN IN THE MOMENTS OF SILENCE, OUR EYES & TOUCH WOULD SPEAK MORE THAN WORDS COULD EVER EXPRESS WE COULD HEAR THE WATER, IN IT'S PEACEFUL TRANQUILITY SPLASHING AS THE WAVES ROLLED IN AND BACK OUT.... YOU HELD MY FACE SO TENDERLY AND GAVE ME A SOFT KISS I CLOSED MY EYES AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF ABOUT THE LOVE & PASSION I FEEL FOR YOU,EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH ME AS YOUR HAND SLOWLY SLID DOWN MY BACK, YOU GRASPED MY BUTT I LET OUT A WANTING MOAN AND KISSED YOU DEEPLY WE WERE TOUCHING , SQUEEZING, NEEDING EACH OTHERS LOVE OUR PASSION WAS OVERFLOWING WHILE WE KISSED AND FELT ONE ANOTHERS BODY YOU LAID THE WARM FUZZY BLANKET ON THE BEACH FOR US TO LAY ON I LAID DOWN

A Need
I NEED….. I need to see you, I need for you to do something for me I need for you to take me back to our first encounter I need for you to lull my bitch back to sleep Where it all began You are the only man who gave me what I wanted…. What I needed There’s only been one since you who came close Something got lost in transition I miss you desperately, I can’t love you…I don’t know how I can only lust for you Your hands…those wonderful hands, your lips, the feel of them I see you sitting in that chair…always Reading me some of your poetry but no words are coming from your mouth Your leg propped on the arm of that chair…you thigh taunting me My mouth waters, my breath quickens, I become more moist My eyes wonder…your lips, your hands, I tingle, my body shivers I close my eyes…I can smell your essence Your talking to me but I hear no words You walk towards me…I only hear my heart beating Your hands…those wonderful hands Reach for me, I start to tremble…you calm me

Tell Me How To Earn Your Fubucks For Spotlight...plz
AMANDA IS NOW TAKING DONATIONS FOR SPOTLIGHT... I always said that pigs would fly before I would beg for anything on this site...Little did I know that Porky and his friends were taking flying lessons as I spoke. Yes, friends, Amanda is begging for fubucks. I am within 4.5 million from leveling to Disciple. I would love to have the opportunity to have the spotlight just once before it's too late. I have had a lot of friends send donations already but I'm still lacking in what I need. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Thank you, my friends...{{{huggss}}} This Shameless Solicitation For Your FuBucks Brought To You By: ღAMANDAღ@ fubar

Old Man Toughness.......haha
so im sellin tickets the other nite in NH. and some old guy comes out n tells me to give him my tickets.....haha....of course i said no....then old man proceeds to get in my face about it being illegel 2 scalp. and of course...i do my homework...and its completely legel to sell tickets in NH...and 4 any price.....so old guy sais "i'll break u in 2".....so i laugh and all i could think about were like....wwf threats from randy savage from like 1989.....n e way...needless to say....he went back inside and i continued selling tickets.....so all it really did was make him look like a butthole.... n e way...i look forward to meeting him in the near future....just so i can piss him off...haha fukr... oh....n if n e 1 needs tickets to the verizon wireless arena in NH. .......just ask. :P rp

Washing Dishes
Ok so while I was washing dishes this morning I started thinking (shush) & this has bugged me for awhile. A year or so ago I was watching an episode of Ellen Degeneres' talk show & Nicole Kidman was on. She was telling Ellen how she was poor growing up & her parents didn't have a lot of dishes. When they wanted to eat dessert, they would take their dinner plates & flip them over. If that's not strange in itself, it's what she said after: (I'm paraphrasing) "So that means when we washed our plates, we had to wash the back of them too." Huh?? Don't you have to do that ANYWAY?? I know I do. I wash the whole thing. Yeah..so that's bugged me since watching that. :| I need some kind of help.

Check Us Out!!!!
"> Happy new year to all we are looking for new members that would like to be part of a great new family please oh please if you want to level faster then ever give us a try we are presantly working towards a new goal of getting all of our members a good shot at vips and bling packs we are working at doing daily give aways so once again please come to see what we can do for you. Click on pic below to Zodiaks Home Page ** Bulletin proudly bought to you by** !!!-AuSsIe-!!!- Owner of ~ThE *BaCk *StOp~ !!!Zodiak Levelers Manager-!!! Proudly Owned by~LadySn@ fubar

Ranked With Some Bling!
HEY! Have you missed me? Well I missed you! I am trying to come around more since I miss you all so much! I even got ranked today! Woop Woop! They said I was addicted to this....I guess they were right! Come by and say hello to me! Rates are greatly appreciated as I am close to leveling! There may even be a few suprises for those that help me level! (wink wink) Mz.Çµ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê™ Your Future Ex Gf Much Love from Kiri!

Fubar Negativity
Another post I'm moving from one blog to another. So people seem to always want to talk about the things they hate about Fubar. I get it a lot in my shoutbox. You start to hold a conversation with them and they go off on rants about the things they hate about Fubar. I'm always curious why they are on the site if they dislike it so much. I feel a bit compelled to put into a blog the crap that i hear complained about the most. The Fu Haters List: PROFILES: - Complaints that no one ever reads their profile. - Complaints that others have nothing in their profiles. FRIENDS/FAMILY/FANS: -Being added to someones family when they've never even spoken to you. -Constant friend adds from someone after you've denied them several times. -Being pestered to friend/fan/family them. PHOTOS: -Tons of private folders. -Request for bling, blasts, fubucks, vips, happy hours, and/or tickers in order for you to get access to their private folders. -Photos of users from extreme angles t

Stash...
Between removing stash entries that link to places that no longer exist anymore, or to YouTube pages that have been taken down for one reason or another - or (judgment call...) ones I just think are dispensable, I may have my stash at the 1,000 limit sooner than I thought. :) A few appointments today, one this morning and one in the late afternoon, but a mostly light Friday.

Bad November - Track 8 - Requiem Of Love
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Requiem of Love It isn't easy to love you forever/ How/ Oh how/ I wanted to try/ You left me leaving no option/ The hardest thing/ Hardest thing/ Is hearing the requiem of love Trac

Mantyhose And Man Bras...come On!
A Japanese company that makes “BRAS” for men…an Ohio based company that makes “Mantyhose” for men…are we men turning soft? What in the world is going on? I mean dude if you need a bra then dude Jenny Craig is in order not Guardian of Japan. The Mantyhose even takes it a step further down Pink Tights and Twinkie Lane…I mean come on…I can see if someone has a Varicose Veins or a need to wear Pantyhose but just to wear it because it’s the in thing…count me the hell out…Plus!!!! Does one have to shave their legs to wears those bad boys? I mean I have hairy legs like most men and some women…Come on…I am not calling anyone out however if you shave your legs then those rascals get hairy…I mean European woman in some countries have more pit hair then I have on my head…but that’s another story for a far more scarier time…ewwww!!!! Mantyhose and Male Bras need to disappear, I am not talking Tim Allen and Men are supposed to beat their chests and pick their nails clean with butcher knifes…but my

Love
The whole world can love you, but that love will not make you happy. What will make you happy is the love coming out of you. That is the love that will make a difference. Nothing is ever impossible if you want it bad enough, make your dreams happen and never have "NO" in your heart. And, you will prosper. I love you all The girl formally known as Buffy now KINKY!

Space Lord Mother Mother?!?!?
AIGHT, BEEN LISTENING TOT HIS SONG SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.......AND I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING WHAT THE HELL IT'S ABOUT....I MEAN I GET THE SPACE LORD DEAL.....EVERYTHING ELSE JUST KINDA LIKE HUH?!?!? THAT'S ABOUT HOW I'M FEELING TODAY. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. NOW DANCE MOTHER MOTHER...... I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills and sing... Space Lord Mother Mother Huh! Uh huh There's a car in the field now in a column of flame With two doors to choose but only one bears your name You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune You'll sing... Space Lord Mother Mother I left my throne a million miles away I drink from your tit I sing your blues every day Now give me the strength To split the world in two yeah

Taking A Fu Break.......
Hi I just wanted to let you know that i'm not going to be here for a while, i'm not leaving per sae but i need a break from this site. There are many reasons why i need to leave for now ~ mainly family stuff and my own health problems, but i will check in from time to time to see if i have any messages and to leave some love on peoples pages. I won't forget you my friends and i hope you won't forget me whilst i'm gone. My last blog was to help Cindragon level to Prophet, she's close now so please, please go help this wonderful lady make it. Cin i'm sorry i won't be able to be here for your levelling but i will check in and out on your page. I love all my friends and very much value your friendship and i hope you understand i have to leave for now ~ i will be back. Love ya Linda xx

Purple Heart Won't Be Awarded For Ptsd
Purple Heart Won't Be Awarded for PTSD The Pentagon still assures troops that it takes post-traumatic stress seriously The Pentagon on Thursday sought to assure troops that it takes post-traumatic stress seriously despite the recent decision not to award the Purple Heart to those with the disorder. An advisory committee concluded that troops coming home from the wars with combat stress cases collectively known as post-traumatic stress disorder will not qualify for the prestigious medal awarded to service members wounded in action. "I don't think anybody should assume that that decision is in any way reflective on how seriously we take the problem of PTSD," Defense Department press secretary Geoff Morrell said. He noted that the military is budgeting money for research, development, treatment and preventive measures. "Just because an awards committee believes this particular injury does not qualify for this award does not in any way reflect that we don't take this problem s

Smack Alice~~local Youngstown Band Rocks!!
Local Youngstown band, and personal friends...ROCK!! COME CHECK OUT STEVES PAGE http://www.fubar.com/user/1550215...OR GO TO www.myspace.com/smackalicenow AND ADD HIM AS A FRIEND!!! Lead Me To Hope

Loved Ones
Personally dedicated to someone very special If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly

All Mothers Must Read
Personally dedicated to my own mother Sometimes i know the words to say, Give thanks for all you've done, But then they fly up and away, As quickly as they come. How could i possibly thank you enough, The one who makes me whole, The one to whom i owe my life, The forming of my soul. The one who tucked me in at night, The one who stopped my crying, The one who was the expert, At picking up when i was lying. The one who saw me off to school, And spent sad days alone, Yet magically produced a smile, As soon as i came home. The one who makes such sacrifices, To always put me first, Who has me test my broken wings, In spite of how it hurts. Who paints the world a rainbow, When its filled with broken dreams, Who explains it all so clearly, When nothing's what it seems. Are there really any words for this? Anything i want to say just doesn't seem enough. What way is there to thank you, For you heart,your sweat,your tears, For ten thousand little th

H*o*r*o*s*c*o*p*e*s
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Talk about your concerns and you will find solutions. Someone from your past will want your help. Give freely of your time and you will be rewarded in ways you can't imagine. Don't give in to fear. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you make an unreasonable promise, it may cost you financially and emotionally. Keep things simple and do the work yourself. Love is on the rise and taking a romantic time out will benefit your relationship. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep things in perspective when it comes to personal matters and relationships. If someone is pushing you too hard, back away. Don't give in to demands but, instead, promote those things that will help you get ahead. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Hold off giving your opinion with personal matters that may leave you in a precarious position. You'll be emotional and should be putting your deep thought and feelings into passionate matters. Let the positive overrule the negative. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

Murdered Because They Where White And These Thugs Simply Wanted To Kill A White Person
http://www.newsnet14.com/2009/01/thug-aspiring-to-be-college-student-kills-teacher/ Thug Aspiring To Be College Student Kills Teacher Sean Ellenberger, 39 of St. Petersburg, Florida, was mugged and shot to death by a group of black thugs. Ellenberger, who had a concealed carry permit, drew his own gun and shot back, killing the gunman. Police have apprehended one of two accomplices and charged him with two counts of murder. Notice how the St. Petersburg Times article pretends like it was a mystery why they mugged at shot the innocent white school teacher. Imagine what they would say if the races were reversed. The same newspaper would be screaming that it was a racially motivated murder. However, since it was a white guy murdered by blacks, the paper and downplays the race of the victim. Why is the St. Petersburg Times censoring aspects of the crime? To put it simply, three black thugs attacked and murdered this man because they simply wanted to kill a white person. Preg

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Quick And Easy Way To Play Poker...
First for fun! Even if the game is about money, never consider it more than just an addition. If youre scared of losing money you shouldnt be playing. NOW NEXT - KEEP that feeling of losing and understand that you are not out of your mind for being right. Eventhough the game is about betting like the song says "You gotta know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em." If you dont have the cards ITS WORTHLESS! Facial expressions and hand gestures dont do anything but tell you the player is excited. It could be for a number of reasons. Look for only how he or she reacts when you are deciding your move. NEXT - IF YOU ARE RIGHT YOU ARE RIGHT. In many decent non overpowering hands like 2 pair or a high pair like 2 Aces, there is a possibility of a better hand and you dont feel that throughout your play up until this point that it is worth it......ITS NOT. Thats it.....GO HAVE FUN!...and win.

Life - Thought Provoking
Have u ever watched kids on a merry-go-round? or listened to the rain falling on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's eratic flight? or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down, Don't dance so fast. Time is short, The music won't last. Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask "how are you?" do you hear the reply? When the day is done do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through ur head? You'd better slow down, don't dance so fast. Time is short, The music won't last. Ever told a child, "we'll do it tomorrow?" And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, let a good friendship die Cause you never had time to call and say "hi"? When you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of getting there when you worry and hurry through your day it's like an unopened gift.. thrown away Life is not a race.. do take it slower Hear the music before the song is over

Making An Id
hello to all.i am trying to make a fubar id.i want it with my fubar name,a pic and my level where can i find a site to do that.i tried imikimi and i could not find and insider one there i tried to edit one it did not work out. thank you billy

Carbon Copy Pro
Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? The headlines read $250,000 first year income potential. Type in almost any keyword about making money online or a homebased business and you will have two, three or more of these "carbon copy" ads to choose from. What is Carbon Copy Pro? Who is Jay Kubassek? Carbon Copy ProJay is currently part of the executive committee of Wealth Masters International. He has had internet success in the last three years and has established Carbon Copy Pro as "the" system to automate wealth generation online. Basically, the Carbon Copy Pro system acts as a funnel to generate leads into Wealth Masters International. While this company has some marketing power and name recognition, with a base sticker price of $1995 - $19995 the average person will not become a part of this opportunity. Jay's attempt to create a system that eliminates the human touch is admirable. My opinion is you will always need some follow up as you build your bus

Try It Good Luck
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. 6. No looking at my favorite movies on my online profiles (all 4000 of them). ````````````````````````````````````````````````````` x1 The Bull god MsBettieMonroe A: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for." B: That was way easier than I thought. A: Aye. B: You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa. A: And then you gotta shoot at him for ten fucking minutes, too. B: Aye. A: Christ. B: We're good. A: Yes, we are. 2 A: You don't have jurisdiction here! B: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened. 3 A: So? B: You want to do w

Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Marc Maron Returns, O&a On Myspace, Write To 'rock', Ashley Madison Contest Continues, New Videos Online
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) Holy Hell, we made it through to FRIDAY! Woo. Wonderful On today's Opie and Anthony Mass Meltdown, we welcome back the one and only Marc Maron, who, according to his MySpace Page and official website, is playing Union Hall in Brooklyn next week. He'll be a nice political contrast to the segment with Ann Coulter on yesterday's show. Opie and Anthony on MySpace: It's been a while since we plugged the O&A MySpace Page, so the nice folks over at MYSPACE COMEDY were nice enough to feature Opie and Anthony this week... come make friends with us on the MySpace! ASHLEY MADISON COMMERCIAL CONTEST (GRAND PRIZE IS $5K!): By now you've heard the commercials for Ashley Madison, the online hookup place for those men and women looking for discreet affairs. If you haven't, then you're either A) A monk... or B) Lying your ass off. Regardless, the nice folks at Ashley Madison are giving YOU, the fait

Erotic First Date...
First you would have to take me out to dinner at an expensive restaurant. We would have to go by taxi so that we would be able to drink freely to remove all inhibitions. I will be wearing a tight cocktail dress with a slit up to the thigh on one side, but I shall be wearing a jacket as well. When we get to the restaurant you will remove my jacket and realize that my dress is very close fitting and very low cut - you will be the envy of every man there. As we sit down you will have an enticing view of virtually all of my breasts and just a little black lace. I will be subtly made up with just a little blusher, eye shadow and a gently glossed lipstick. My sensual perfume and appearance will keep you in a state of arousal and anticipation for the whole evening. We will have a delicious meal with plenty of wine and coffee with liqueurs afterward - then it will be time for you to take me home...

The Box
Somewhere along the way, I built a box. It allows no one in and won’t let me out. How did this box come to be? Why did I build a box around me? Where the box came from, I do not know. Why I built it, I know not. When did the box come to be? I don’t remember building it around me. I look back and think, remembering my life. It wasn’t always there. So why is it now? What made it be? Inside my box, I am all alone. I sit and I watch others do more than survive. I watch others as they enjoy life. They are happy. Why? Why am I the only one inside a box? What’s so different between them and me? As I sit there pondering, why me, They’re enjoying life contentedly. Is that why they’re smiling? Because they’re not alone. Am I destined to always be, Inside the box wondering why me? Will I be in my box forever alone? With no one entering my little home. Or is there a way to knock down the walls Destroying my box letting me live on? Smiling and happy once a

Loser
You suck. You’re such a fucking loser. You don’t have shit in life, But yet, you’re still here. Why? A grown-ass woman, Single, living at home with her mom, Sharing a room with her sister, And working part-time. Fucking loser. You suck. You stupid bitch. Why don’t you just give up? Call it quits and end your life. You worthless piece of shit. All you are is a fucking liability. Make this world a better place. Life easier for all who have to see your fucking face. Kill yourself. You stupid fucking loser bitch. Why are you still here? Go on, do it! Crissy ~November 29, 2008~

Long Time Coming
Well now that I have a steady income I can give up doing other shit. Odd jobs working on PC's and shit to that effect, or working for my old boss. (LONG STORY) But I got one more job to finish, needless to say this one has hit more dead ends then I care to admit. Alas I am done being the go to guy when the shit hits the fan. An I am more relieved then anything.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'. 9. Sing along at the opera. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell

School Girl Crush
ok so when i go to work, i see her. i feel like a lil school girl and get all shy and like don't talk to her even though i know she is kinda interested but what if she gets to know me and don't like me? gettin shot down is hard to handle ya know. it's like tryin to reach an orgasm and your sooooo clooossseee but damn it somethin distracts you. when i do talk to her it's weird what the hell do i do?

Need London Escort Girl
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Update
Class is starting to pick up next week so ya'll won't hear much from me, BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!, I pretty much passed my screening this week so i'm in there. I seriously thought my 6 tattoos would've been a problem but they weren't. I should know where I will be going sometime this month. I'am hoping to get stationed in the 6th recruiting district (Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, and Louisiana), it's pretty much my 1st choice. My 2nd choice is the 9th district (Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Dakota, Missouri, and Iowa). 3rd choice will be the 8th district (Texas, Colorado, Oklahoma, Arizona, and New Mexico).

Papi
"November 12, 2008 @ 5:14 am These are very pretty and a VERY sweet gesture....I love seeing how LOVED you are and admired by others as you are so very much by me....I love everything about you babydoll & I'm so, so happy that you're part of my crew ...Looking thru your pics and re-rating them ALWAYS reminds me of how lucky of a man I am to have your friendship and trust the way that I do ... BOTTOM LINE ________________________ ...... YOU FUCKIN RAWK MY WORLD BABE!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU, AND FOR BEING ONE OF MY GIRLS..... I KNOW I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT I KNOW...WINX*..(Pinkie swearz it yo..xoxoxoxo)" I think you make sure i know how loved i am papi. I'm way too proud to be your mija. I love you.

Gibson Guitars
"your the girl with the smile that melts me in and out, you have eyes that make the stars look dull and boring, lips that one kiss would make me pass out, the body of a goddess, and a mind that fits mine like a glove, basically what im saying is.................. your amazing!" No words can describe how incredible that makes me feel. Thank you Angel. ♥

Bad November - Track 7 - Unsaid Prayer
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Unsaid Prayer I said I love you/ I said that I cared/ Like an unsaid prayer/ I hope you never find out/ I haven’t been faithful/ I still love someone else/ Like an unsaid prayer/ I don

Just Thinking...
You know its funny how you can talk to someone and wonder what it would be like to just be next to them. How you just want to put a smile on there face. To just be around them period. ya lay n bed n just drift off into thought of them without even know it.. Ya go through the day hoping to catch a glance at the smile you love so much..to hear his voice that makes you melt. Just to hear from him period. The little things he does makes me smile. i dont need anything but the things he does. Im completely helpless when it comes to him. At times he has me speechless. Which is amazing. He brings out the best in me its unreal. I never thought that i would fall for someone like i have for him. He brings a new meaning to emotion.. passion.. humor..intellegence. n so many other things. He is what i have been looking for.. through the heartache the pain..being drug through the mudd so manytimes. being with him makes everything workth while.

Part Two
She had never been with a man that took his time with her like this. She feel back against him and felt his erect cock between her legs. She regained her balance and reached down to press it up to her pussy. He caressed her breast and pulled her closer as she worked his cock around wanting to feel him inside her. "Not yet", he whispered to her as one hand moved down to meet hers. A fire of Passion was ablaze inside both of them as she leaned forward to turn off the water. He wanted to enter her then but knew that time would come soon enough. She eased back onto him as she bent down and just the tip entered. Both of them grabbed for the walls as passion went ablaze. He pulled back and handed her a towel. This was going to be a night for both and one that neither would ever forget. She took the towel and wrapped it around her. Stepping out of the shower, she handed him another. She turned and started to dry him off. Starting at his feet and working her way up wi

Over This Site Already
I 've been on this site for maybe a week now. And the impression I'm getting is that this site is just trashy. 99% of the women have abundant,, and sometimes not so abundant cleavage exposed and are pratically naked? This is supposed to be the "adult myspace" ? Really? Really? Well, then I never want to grow up. Is there any one on this site with self respect. Christ! The first day I was on here - a not so gentlemanly guy opened his greeting to me with phrases I've never had the luxury of hearing in real life. What is this? Virtualy beer muscles? If he said these things to me in person, I would have slapped him (on a good day) .. Maybe he was "drunk"? I'm giving this site one more week. Hopefully, by then I will be contacted by some "normal" respectable individuals. This is just gross. These women should be ashamed of themselves. And that doesn't leave you males off the hook. grow some real balls- have dignity and respect and try to be a real man. For any friends I've made

Good Luck (stolen From Bull)
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! 2) The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules! *the bull god got this right* 3) You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl! * the Bull god got this * 4) There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character! * The Bull god got this * 5) Are you gonna vanish into thin air again? * mental got this right * 6) A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. * the bull god got this right * 7) If you're gonna start the killing, you best star

Show Some Love
HEY EVERYONE....DEMONSRAGE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND....DARKLADY MADE AN AWESOME BULLY UP FOR US TO USE TO GET SCORPIOQUEEN LEVELED BACK UP.....AND PER HER REQUEST......SHE DID NOT WANT FUBUCKS FOR DOING THE BULLY....SHE ASKED FOR HELP IN RETURN........SO PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF UR DAYS WHILE THERE IS A HAPPY HOUR....AND GO RATE SOME OF HIS PICS IF NOT ALL OF THEM....AND LETS HELP HIM GET CLOSER TO GODFATHERING........

This Past Week
I would say Ive had better weeks. I've had worse ones for sure, but let me just give a quick lay down here. first on Saturday my monitor decides it wanted to go boom. normally not a big deal, but bad timing as I don't have the resources til next week to actually go get a new one. Then had another endoscopy done to see how bad things are in my stomach. Wont kn the official results until our sit down on the 20th of this month, but he did say my esophagus is healing, but now I have inflammation of the stomach lining. that combined with a possible hiatal hernia could be what has been causing my stomach pains the last two years. I dunno what they are gonna do, guess we shall wait and see on our sit down. Most likely just more drugs. UGH! Good note friend of mine found a spare monitor today im using til i get my own and tomorrow is fridayyy.

"twas The Night Befor Friday
'Twas the night before Friday, when all through the house As always Carrie was typing, even clicking her mouse; There was no booze in the house with that to fear, In hopes that liquor store was open, if not I will settle with beer; My friends were logging on to there Fubar , While hopping of something funny would put a smile on there face; With you at your desk, and me at the store, I hope this Thursday night poem will make you roar, Me with too many friends, I'm such a Fubar whore, But with you all, you make my day with not a bore; Now off my computer, and out with a dash, I'm headed to my friends house to get fucking smashed. The moon outside, so shinning and bright. Looks like I'm not returning home for the night, From my monitor screen, to my eyes did appear, How wonderful of friends I have that are on here. Seeing tom(myspace) the only one never spoken to, Fuck him, I am very glad that I have you; Oh SHIT! my cursing came out my mouth, But that just

Bbw
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10 Relationships
Relationships, I am proud to say I am a pro at….well defining them at least. When they're good, they're great. When they're bad, you seriously contemplate homicide, homosexuality or both. Just kidding!! Relationships are usually required after for a variety of reasons- boredom, revenge, increased social status, financial gain, innocence, or just a bit of genital exercise. But regardless which of these perfectly acceptable motives drives your commitment (or lack thereof), ultimately it will be your peers who will judge you, and then group you into one of the following 10 relationships 1. The Fighting Couple If you are friends with either of these two, on behalf of the universe: I'm sorry. Staying friends with them will entail listening to hours and hours of bitching over completely mindless shit. Two hours later, they'll be blowing off plans with you to make-up/out with each other. Then they'll break up again and you will be the caring and considerate friend who consoles

Real Talk
As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things that we think will make our lives better---money, popularity,fame---we ignore what truly matter--the simple things-- like friendship,family,love--the things we probably already had.

Rain Is Liquid Sunshine
"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." Author Unknown “Beware of the man who does not talk, and the dog that does not bark.” ~ Native American Proverb “Our first teacher is our own heart.” ~ Native American Proverb Rain Is Liquid Sunshine by Thought Collector I awoke to a cloudy and cool morning, a reminder that nature is not yet through with our early spring like weather. We certainly need the rain and welcome its arrival. My dad says that rain is liquid sunshine. Tony and I were down by the creek yesterday and he commented it is the lowest he has seen it. It is very low there is no doubt. We are still in a very dry period and have not gotten the prolonged spring rains that we need to sustain a normal creek level. Hopefully the forecast is correct and we will see some rain in the coming days. I am reminded of a phone call I had recently with a friend in a neighboring state. It was raining

Idiots
Damn Im a man, and i have to the fuck heads males on here give us normal men a bad name. We have it in our title LOOKING FOR FEMALES NO MALES...yet every fucking day requests from men, shouts from men cant any of you read or do you want me to write it in crayon????? more ur educational level this one guy after he says hey babe to my girlfriend i write him back cant you fucking read or are you brain dead, he then calls my girlfreidn a douche bag lol and had so much courage blocked me great going guys we are already considered the lower genger and you are just proving the point. Please try to pretend you have an IQ then ur age

Me Being Silly
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Just Kidding! But hold on just a sec, don't go and take a bath with an electric blow dryer just yet you crazy wabbit!!! You have some unfinished business to take care of, which of course is writing a good death note. Wait no, a great suicide note. This is of extreme importance because the note you leave behind to your friends and family will be the standard to how they will remember you, and will be the lasting impression you leave on this world. Below are guidelines on how to write a suicide note. And NO I am not going to kill myself; I just like thinking of silly shit like this! 1: Be extremely brief No one wants to read a drawn out letter that just goes on and on. And most likely, you are probably not that interesting. So, in the letter simply get right to the point, you'll always leave them wanting more. 2: Be funny Just because you're writing a suicide note doesn't mean you can't have a sense

25 Random Things About Me!
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged . You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you. 1. I love Dr Pepper 2. I have been to 3 different colleges 3. I love football and I love watchin it with a certain *someone* 4. I have to have a lot of pillows when I sleep or I don't sleep 5. I actually am just now learning to drink Beer.....normally I'm liquor only! 6. I have finally realized bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people. 7. I have to keep some type of chapstick wit me at all times or I go crazy. 8. I hate to ride in a car unless I am driving....most people scare me when they drive. 9. Most country music depresses me so I try not to listen to it! 10. However....I do like some country music.......like . . . Scott Miller and the Commonwealth, Cross Canadian Ragweed, and

Richard The Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Richard the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Richard revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Richard the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Richard the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva o

How To Fully Emasculate A Male!!!!
How to FULLY Emasculate a Male!!!! Ladies, let's face facts here. Most of you are bitches. And as such, most of you like to have the upper hand in any relationship. That's not easily done because men are bigger, stronger, more stubborn and typically unwilling to yield power. But ladies, well, y'all are smarter and more emotional than men. And you care more about your status in a relationship so you have the upper hand when it comes to strategy and timing. But some of you, for whatever reasons, still haven't learned how to turn your man into a whipped sad sack. And that's where I come in. You see, I pay attention to this kind of shit. It's kind of my thing. Emasculating your man will not happen too quickly. For the most part, you women are not attracted to the kind of man who is close to his emotions, and as such, it will take a little time to take a strong, stubborn asshole and make him into a little bitch. But you can do it. After all, you've got the time. Step 1: Ge

The Rainbow And Real Fun
The Rainbow And Real Fun by Jisnu Dunlop The weave of romance, friendship and love Always alive, moving with the two Their hopes and sharing The strength and warmth Each can give Each can be free And then the play unfolds When each can Live for the other Nurturing and inspiring Only the problems unforgiven Could end . . . The rainbows and real fun The times outdoor and flush With each other and breezes The light fills both lives A beach is the edge of their one heart The sky the cover of the naked Excitement and delight In giving Giving Giving If it isn't giving It isn't living

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ---------------------------------------------------------------------

The Great Divide
She nods at me but acts distracted I don't think she heard a word I said We're just going through the motions no spark burns now when we're in bed she slips away drawn to that siren's call You know a heart divided will surely fall loving you used to be so easy as natural as each breath I take I remember how you pleased me and anticipate each move I'd make all that's left between us is a wall a lover's heart divided is bound to fall sweet moments pass, signals missed when the march of time takes it's toll too busy to take the time to kiss and soon a loving heart grows cold where was love there's nothing at all You know a heart divided will surely fall

Razors Edge
she danced suspended caught in a web between sweet pleasure and pain a moth whirls around a flame lithe ballerina twirls along a razors edge graceful are her steps she dances without fear wild and free she moves arms reaching for heaven safe in knowing no doubt he would never let her fall

Crazy Moon
Don't she glow in the burning night blowtorch breath searing my neck her hungry mouth poised to feast Don't she glow a crazy moon careening wild side to side venus pendulum laughing loud Don't she glow burning bright in eternal hunger bound so tight in shifting tides of sweet release Don't she glow rocking to and fro dancing slow riding a wave of pure delight into the dawn

Yea So Its New Years
yeah so it was new years and you got drunk again calling me and txting me trying so hard to get me to talk to you. i told u nicely no and said i was sorry and i had plans. what happend you call me and tell me fuck you. then you txt me and tell me call you. you were so drunk you even sending txt meant for me to my cousin your friend cause you were so drunk. you did this all night totally ruining my new years. oh i was happy and doing fine till you decided to call. yeah i ignored you and avoided you hey im only doing what you did to me first remember i do. I told you once and i'm telling you again its over i told you if you ever did what you did i would walk out of your life for good. dont you get it its over i dont want you anymore. its been months since the last time we talked dont you think if i wanted to see you or talk to you i would of move on i dont want nothing to do with you or anyone else from our past.

A New Start?
Welcome to America the country that was founded due to a wealthy few who decided they did not want to pay taxes. Behind the lure of freedom they banded together and defeated an England. Then they imposed more taxes and created their own form of royalty. Now America has made a change, a change that for all intensive purposes should not matter in the least. Whenever there is change first there comes fear. Fear of the worst or the best. Fear???? You have all heard the things out there about our new president. The signs of the apocalypse, lol. Just like at the millenium. Please I wish Mr. Obama the best of luck, all I care about is that we improve as a country. That we grow. Untill each and every one of us step up this will never happen, no matter who is in charge. After all we are all America.

The Outsider-apc
Help me if you can It's just that this, this is not the way I'm wired So could you please, Help me understand why You've given in to all these Reckless dark desires You're lying to yourself again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the faultline What'll it take to get it through to you precious I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. Why would I want to watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, put it on the fautline What'll it take to get it through to you precious Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. Why would I wanna watch you... Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time What's your rush now, everyone will have his da

Is It Possible
I sit here and wonder after another relationship that failed...*and not because of me*...is it possible to find a REAL man...u try to do all u can to make a guy happy and all u expect is to be treated right in return! it's like no matter what u do or say it's not good enough! i am not a picky girl all i want is someone who treats me and by girls right...i don't wanna be cheated on,beat on,stole from,or lied to! i don't think that is too much to ask! shit i have work 2 and 3 jobs to take care of the guys i was seein at times..y can't i find one that will get off there ass and help out! i just don't understand!maybe i am just not worthy of anythin better than what i have found! i dunno! LIFE AND LOVE SUCK!

Hello All!
Okay so here's the deal... My account was deleted about 3 months ago and I started a new and thanks to all my friends and family I am back up to where I was before I got deleted. Now what I am wondering is if there is any chance that I could make it to Godmother before my birthday which is May 27th. I would really like to make it to Godmother and my hubby Glenn (Hitman6) is doing everything he can to help me would also like to be a Godfather. He is closer than I am so I was wondering if we both could get some help in this department. I would like everyone to know that if you pm us when you have done some pic rates or in his case stash rates, all love will be returned. I hope that everyone is having a great start to their New Year! Much Love to all... TweetyJinxin Anne

This Town Sucks.
If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick? It's impossible, but my Mom What were you up to at 9pm last night? Probably getting high Do you have any bruises? Not that I know of Who made you mad today? Everything has fucking pissed me off today! FUCK! Whats something that always has to be in the fridge? Milk Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? More then once. I have horrible fucking anger problems lol Do you think the last person you kissed is nice? He is an asshole. Who was the last person you ate with? Myself What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Kool Aid What's a happy time you've had in the past week? I am not sure. Don't really have many of them. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to? Lou or Nella Something you're looking forward to? Taxes Something you're not looking forward to? Valentines Day Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two? I sure as fuck hop

Had To
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Kara UD: Kara A tall, skinny girl who has an amazing personality. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed. Likes to party, even if it means some regretful moments. Always up for an adventure, and never turns down a dare. Very outgoing and smart. Is very athletic person. Someone you can always count on having a good time with. Dude, its Kara, everything will be fine, look forward to a good time. 2) Whats your age? ME:32 UD:32 A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school Shane is 32. 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Jodi UD: Jodi 1- someone who is amazing awesome and random and the best person i ever met. 2- nice, fun, pretty, giving, friendly, amazing, and all around probably the best person in the whole entire world!! 5) Whats you favorit

About Rating....an Overview...courtesy
Ok some of the heading may not be spelled right, but seriously I dont care cause this is burning me... 1. If someone rates you rate them back ..give them the same respect they gave you if some one had 1500 and they rated my possible 300 back awesome. 2. If you place in your away message rate pics and I do, then give the same respect back if I do. 3. If you have an auto and want rated and I do. Please givack fubucks are great but rates help too mainly if I give two of my 5k rates. St help and just to take rates from others without givng some is laziness whetthe fubucks are given or not. Each rate to them can be 6 or 12 points andu get 1 or 2. So it is still a win-win and shows you truly care besides a push of fubucks. Some in the upper levels are taking adntage whether they buy their auto or were given it. I always pay back my auto even if it takes a week or two. Yes,for the most part I buy my auto's and HH's on my other account and those that wanna bring that up I don't beg

When I Was 25 , I Wrote This
i got the heart of gold but no one to love me.. is this it for me or do i have more to learn ... alot of years has passed an yet i have nothing to show for it.. what can i do with all this pain , but run an deal with it in my own little way... im 25 years old an i lost so much.. i can't run any more my heart can't deal with all the pain... the things i have learned is im strong at heart an i make my own choises... theres a better life out there then im giveing my self ... im a strong woman an i can make anything happen ...

How You Feel
Maybe we're all different but we're still the same we all got the blood of Eden running through our veins I know sometimes it's hard for you to see You're caught between just who you are anf who you want to be If you feel alone and lost and need a friend Remember every new beginning os same beginning's end Welcome to wherever you are this is your life;you made it this far Welcome,you got to believe You're exactly where you're supposed to be Welcome to wherever you're are When everybody's in and you're left out and feel you're drowning in the shadow of a doubt everyone's a miracle in thier own way just listen to yourself,not what other people say When it seems you're lost,alone and feelin' down Remember,everybody's different;just take a look around Welcome to wherever you are this is your life;you made it this far Welcome,you got to believe Right here,right now You're exactly where you're supposed to be Be who you want to be Be who you are Everyone's a hero Everyone's star When you want

Gfr 30
DJ Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio Killer was influenced at a very young age by the music that his older brother listened to and he still loves that music to this day. These bands included Pink Floyd, Led Zeppland, Ian Hunter, and Thin Lizzy. He will always thank him for that. Killer's favorite bands are Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Dream Evil, Judas Priest, and Helloween. The reason he likes being a DJ is the Live interaction between music and people has always made him happy. Metal unites us and makes us one. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

The Bad Date
Ok so I've decided that before I meet anyone else again I need to talk to them on the phone first. This one time I didn't, and I paid for it! Here's a little background: I meet this guy online. I'd seen pics of him, and talked for a couple of weeks through text and IM. He was from NY- an area I'm familiar with, and black. I was supposed to meet him at AZ Mills Mall at 5 o'clock last night. I was running late so I called him to let him know. He sounded like Mos Def with a heavy foreign accent.Seriously, I don't know what it is but I must have had to say "what" nearly every single time he said something...which was not often. After I hung up with him, I called my sister and was like "If I text you then you have to call me at 6 and make up an excuse for me to leave!" I walked into the mall and he was waiting at the food court. He did not look like his pictures! He was much darker in person and his head was abnormally small! Anyway, I sit down and say "hi". We were meeting for

Www.anysoldier.com
Hi Fubar Peeps, Help out our boyz overseas and send them what they desire!! I just send out a packet to the troops! You can go to the post office and get a box and it can weight a million pounds but it's still only 10 bucks to ship to our boyz!! On the website you pick a troop and they tell ya what they need.

Sparkle Sparkle
Ok guys. I am seriously sick of my hair. It is so boring, it doesn't even like have a style.... it is just.... there. So, if you would like to give me any suggestions, that would be wonderful. Pics are always nice too :D Oh, and I refuse to dye it blonde, just throwing that out there.

Midnight Snack!!!!!!!
Feelin myself tha nite Really bored bout to get right Take a shower Relax and unwine No doubts in my mind Takin it back seconds at a time Feeling just fine Getting a cravin But it's not for food tha nite I'm thinking about a night snack Something warm, thick, & that can possibly do tricks Temperature just bout right not to mention bout to rise even higher I think I wanna bite I know just what will fulfill me tha nite That resembles the color of caramel The intensity is building Imagination gone wild Sweating and shit Now I gotta get to searchin Like on the real Hair stylist where u at I need for u to come thru for me so do we have a deal? cuz if not then I'll jus chill.......ya Feel

Forever Friends
Forever Friends!!!!! Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, my family is my forever friends and the best thing about that is forever has no end!!!!!!

Weird Info
Anal Love For Men While performing oral sex on a man it is often found to be highly erotic to stimulate the perineum (the area between the base of the balls and the anus). Work your way down to the anus and begin circling the outer rim of the anus. If all goes well, slowly insert your finger up to your first knuckle. Keep a close eye on your partner to make sure he's enjoying it. Proceed slowly. Depending on the man, you may only be able to get one knuckle deep before he's uncomfortable, or you may find that he enjoys an entire finger (or two - or three). During orgasm in a man, the perineum and the anus become highly charged orgasmic centers of pleasure. Each man is different, but if you locate his (sweet spot- prostate) you can give him intense orgasms. Another technique is to use anal beads and pull them out at the moment of climax.

I Am What I Am
You either like me or you don't You either love me or you won't. You can cuse me if you may You can threaten that I will pay. But when you get done playing your game You better think about all that shame. You'll cry about what you've done You'll regret the things you said that caused me to run. You'll want me someday You may even break down and pray. But, just remember through it all I am too strong, I will not fall. I have cried many a day I've even gotten mad and said you would pay. But, now I am fine my life, my heart, it is mine. It doesn't belong to anyone but me Noone can break it now , finally my heart is free. That is it no regrets for me I just hope you can say the same, so you can also be free. Free of shame Free of blame. Free of me Now i will leave you be...........

Pray For My Sister Please
I have a sister who was diagnosed with liver cancer in 1989 and was given 9 months to live. Her doctor told her about this this doctor who was doing experimental liver transplants. She was one of 8 patients to receive a liver transplant. they removed her pancreas, spleen, stomach, small intenstine and transplanted a new liver into her. she is the only survivor. in 20 years she has been through alot but has always managed to pull herself up and keep her faith in God. recently she has been put on dialysis and has been very depressed and tired. today she would up in the emergency room because her blood pressure dropped and she was having problems breathing. of course it is difficult for the doctors to take care of her, since she is a miracle and no one ever expected her to live this long. please keep her in your prayers. she is a wonderful person who was able to get through day by day trials from her faith in God. always saying that this is her cross to bare and thinks ab

Back
i have to say there is one person on here that can talk some sense into a rock. Pirate Ass you rock babe dont ever think i wont rate your pix thats gonna happen everytime i hit this thing. thanks for talking me out of leaving you the "BEST"

Dj Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio
Killer was influenced at a very young age by the music that his older brother listened to and he still loves that music to this day. These bands included Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Ian Hunter, and Thin Lizzy. He will always thank him for that. Killer's favorite bands are Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Dream Evil, Judas Priest, and Helloween. The reason he likes being a DJ is the Live interaction between music and people has always made him happy. Metal unites us and makes us one. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Killer @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

☉dee*justme*☉ Has A Happy Hour Tonight @ 10 Pm Futime .. Show Her Lots Of Luv
HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT @ 10PM FU TIME !!! This is Dee... She totally rocks my fu and she is having a happy hour tonight @ 10 pm Fu time.. She's an amazing girl and only 1.8 killion from prophet.. What she needs is some awesome people to help her out.. You KNOW what to do.. Go show her some serious fu-luvinz.... Fan her.. Rate her... Add her .. Bling her.. Blast her and let's get her leveled up !!! ☉Dee*JustMe*☉ This Pimpout brought to you by the one... the only... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™.. Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By >^,,^< Pet

Houses.
So Jeff and I went window shopping today and we found a house we both seem to like so far. http://www.realtor.com/search/listingdetail.aspx?pg=3&srcnt=42&sid=c5bd763c0c854cd3a4cc54d21ea61c78&fhcnt=8&loc=glen+burnie&usrloc=glen+burnie&mnp=220000&mxp=240000&typ=1&ml=8&fhpg=1&lid=1104065181&lsn=29 Seems like what we need. Property Features * Year Built: 1955 * 3 total bedroom(s) * 1.5 total bath(s) * 1 total full bath(s) * 1 total half bath(s) * Two story * Style: Colonial * Master bedroom * Dining room * Kitchen * Basement * Bathroom(s) on main floor * Bedroom(s) on main floor * Fireplace(s) * 2 car garage * Heating features: Natural Gas Fuel * Forced air heat * Central air conditioning * Cooling features: Electric * Exterior construction: Brick and Siding * Lot is 10615 sq. ft. Here's a a picture of the lot from Google Earth: The yellow is an empty lot in the bac

Our Generation!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because, WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

Can U Believe This Bitch
horneybitch: u look like a fag ->horneybitch: wtf horneybitch: stfu fag ->horneybitch: who the fuck r u horneybitch: Ur worst nightmare fagit peace ->horneybitch: y u callin me a fag i dont know u ->horneybitch: kiss my ass bitch horneybitch: go suk a dick ass clown ->horneybitch: what hell ur problem? did u drop the saop and get raped fucker

A Maiden's Grave By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: A bus carrying eight deaf children and their teachers stops in the middle of the Kansas countryside, a car wreck directly ahead. Soon, three escaped killers rise out of the nearby cornfields and take children and teachers hostage. Pursued by the police, the convicts are forced to hole up in an abandoned slaughterhouse. There they threaten to shoot a child every hour until their demands are met. A 12-hour war of wits begins between FBI hostage expert Arthur Potter and the escapees' leader, Louis Jeremiah Handy. "I aim to get outta here. ...If it means I gotta shoot 'em dead as posts then that's the way it's gonna be," Handy boasts. Potter finds himself "in the middle of the week's media big bang," battling publicity-hungry politicians, trigger-happy cops, and the press as well as the unpredictable killers. This book by the best-selling author of Praying for Sleep (Viking, 1994) starts with a bang, and the tension never lets up. A topnotch thriller with an unexpected kicker

Palm Strikes Back
Brian Caulfield, 01.08.09, 05:30 PM EST Struggling smart-phone company introduces new handset, operating system. LAS VEGAS--Ever since Apple Chief Steve Jobs unleashed the iPhone two years ago--in a now legendary demo--the world has been scrambling to catch up with Apple's sleek, touch-screen gizmo. Two years later, someone has finally advanced the conversation. Palm (nasdaq: PALM - news - people ) on Thursday introduced a new handset, dubbed Pre, and new software, Web OS, that finally adds some fresh thinking to the ideas showcased in today's iPhone knockoffs. Pre will certainly steal some sales away from Apple's (nasdaq: AAPL - news - people ) so-called Jesus phone when it goes on sale. Palm's shares soared 33.64%, or $1.11, to $4.41 Thursday as details of its new products reached investors. Web OS, which will be showcased in the Pre, will suck in software from around the Internet--whether it's a Web-based e-mail account or a workplace calendar--and serve it up via applicat

Stupid Ipod
my stupid ipod won't work, and I'm doing a lot of travel lately, so it's crucial that I have my music. Because I didn't do anything to break my old ipod I'm reluctant to give apple more money, but itunes already has all my music, and I'm used to ipods... Damn.

One
As one comes in. Another one out. I just sit there and wait for one to stay. In like the wind, and out with the sun set. I always seem to scare them away. Disaster sets in at the first "hello" Getting close is just not an option. I want to love. But its not in my blood. So kiss me and be on your way. I'm clingy and needed. I don't want to be. But I need that love I push away. One side a Devil. The other an Angel. I can't make up my mind what one I want to be. I want to be happy and have that perfect guy. But how can I have it when the wall is to high? I want the one that loves me threw it all. Yes I'm a bitch but I'm also a lover. Run away, Run away. Its my first instinct. Something I fight with everyday. I want to get close and hold him so tight. But then rejection sets in and I don't let him in. And then he just turns and walks away. Two faced like joker is not what I want. But Heaven and Hell are my home. Personality's that grab me

Where The Hell Do They Come From?
I'm sure everyone, specially the women, on FU get some pretty messed up conversations in their Shout Box. I get them a LOT. So I decided, Why should I not share these with my friends? They deserve a good laugh as well. So... Enjoy! (I've posted them as you would see them in the SB)

Determination
All my life I’ve been told A man’s word is his bond As I look at myself I see my life as a fuckin fraud With everything ventured and yet nothing gained I need an escape, to get my mind right, to rearrange To crucify me and burn me at the stake now Hands held empty, what more could I fuckin take now? With all the problems of the world surrounding me It’s do or die, once I’m gone will they finally see? All the words left swirling, friends’ backs turning Left in the cold, all relationships burning On the pyre, to extinguish an eternal flame, one soul burned And allowed to rise from the ashes, left to return To take form, and to fly away Moving forward, Quit looking to yesterday cause tomorrow’s today. All the time that was spent to help you move on Sacrificing myself, not to travel alone To reclaim a man, once lost and dead Following his heart, torn apart and all but bled Free me from these chains, that once contained me Transplanted to a world, allowed to breath

Red Z28 Is 2 Million Points Away!
RED Z28 HAS AUTO 11s!!! And he's paying for your rates! 7500 fuBucks per 100 during Happy Hour. If you rate them all, you will receive a bonus of 51250 fuBucks for a grand total of 250k fuBucks! Msg him when you're done! ENDS FRI AT 9pm EST/8pm CST/7pm MST/6pm PST/FUBAR TIME. He's my best friend on fubar & needs a good spanking!! xoxo RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar Brought to you by..... cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar

Ha!
So I went and met my ex-husband at Target after work to pick up the child support check. He had all these disgusting hickies all over his neck. I bit my tongue because my daughter was with. But when I got home I texted him..."You may want to invest in cover up for your neck. What are you? 14? And how do you expect to get a job looking like that." I have no willpower...I just couldn't help myself.

Am I A Fireman Yet??
This was posted by someone else, but I had to repost it. A very wonderful story. Brought a tear to my eye. > > Am I A Fireman Yet?? > > In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old > son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. > > Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling > of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill > all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see > to that but she still wanted her son's dream to come true. > > She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what > yo u wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you > would do with your life?' > > Mommy, â€œI always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.â€ Mom smiled back > and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.' > > Later that day she went to her local Fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona > , where she met Fireman Bob, who

Call It Fairly...
The Last few weeks I have been dismayed by the escalation in violence in the Gaza Strip and surrounding Region, However, counter to most advocacy groups and the press I am taking Israel's side in this argument http://www.youtube.com/user/idfnadesk Above is the link to the Youtube User Page for the Israel Defence Forces. one of the videos shows Militants firing Mortars from just outside a UN Boys school, another shows a strike on a Mosque that was used as a weapons cache. Yes there is conflict there and No I do not think it should come to this, but Israel has a right to defend itself. Submitted for your inspection. http://www.scribd.com/doc/9726600/Intelligence-and-terrorism-info Did you know: That approximately One Million Israeli Civillians are within range of Hamas Fired Rockets and Mortar shells? That Hamas and other Militant groups use (and have used) Mosques and schools as weapons caches? That there was a Dramatic increase in the extent of rocket attacks a

I Want To Be A Loser
That's right, I want to be a loser, and I've been working hard on it for the last week now. I first started having problems with my weight about 10 years ago. From 1996-2002 I had a total of six surgeries, four were major. The most major was in 1998 and I was in the hospital for two months. For half of that time my stomach and liver were both infected and I couldn't eat or drink anything at all. I survived strictly on IV fluids. When my mouth was dry all I could do was rinse it and spit the water out. I missed food more than I ever thought possible. When I was finally able to eat again, I went crazy. I left the hospital about 15-20 pounds underweight. A year later I was 100 lbs. overweight. It's my own fault that I still haven't lost it. I love all of the wrong foods. My perfect dinner is a giant plate of baked ziti with a ton of cheese and sauce and a side of italian bread, followed by a chocolate dessert. I kept making excuses for myself, saying my family and my fri

I Wont See You Tonight- Avenged Sevenfold
Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength I've made the change, I won't see you tonight Sorrow, sank deep inside my blood All the ones around me I cared for and loved It's building up inside of me A place so dark, so cold, I had to set me free Don't mourn for me, You're not the one to place the blame As bottles call my name I won't see you tonight Sorrow sank deep inside my blood All the ones around me I cared for and most of all I loved But I can't see myself that way Please don't forget me or cry while I'm away Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength But I've made the change, I won't see you tonight So far away, I'm gone. Please don't follow me tonight And while I'm gone everything will be alright No more breath inside Essence left my heart tonight No more breath inside Essence left my heart tonight

Pedophilia Encouraged By Current Culture(question Mark)...
So I am just thinking, because its an easy thing for me to do. I noticed quite awhile ago that my 150 year old cat (in people years) seemed to have made an odd connection between being fed and having the food land on her head. She was always so eager to eat the canned food she was given as a reward for having survived and thrived as a great huntress of the wilds of suburbia, that she would leap up onto the counter the second the whirring of the can opener stopped and the sound of the food just hitting the plate began. Of course she would get the vast majority of the food on top of her head before it would slide off on to the plate. She did it time and time again. I realized that - just as she knew by instinct that she had to extend her claws in order to immobilize her prey - by reward and habit she had gained the cat thought that the food must slide off of her head in order for it to be there for her to eat. Of course it was a lie. But she was just a cat. How far have we, as human b

Just Something Else For All To Read
Does this insatiable lust truely quench my thirst Will it fill me so that i'll fly into the atmosphere and burst Like a radiant sun burning and yurning for something to touch Or will it only lead to someone kicking out the crutch Do we all have the same thirst for power and desire Will this desire only lead to our souls being thrown in the fire Time keeps going endless it seems The sun burns flesh with its uv beams Yet all the streams are only minuscule To that of the mainstream rule To my end, to your end i drink And while i tip thy glass i think Will i burn in the flames of hell Or the flames of the sun who can truely tell

Good Luck Punks
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. 6. No looking at my favorite movies on my online profiles (all 4000 of them). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1)I am the whirlwind. Dune, as guessed by Alice in Wonderland 2)A:What are you supposed to be, a clown or something? B: Sometimes. The Crow, as guessed by Morgan Le Fay 3)Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells? Casablanca, as guessed by Alice In Wonderland 4)I was the first angel, loved once above all others... But like all true love... one day it withered on the vine... The Prophecy, as guessed by Morgan Le Fay 5)Dick Laurent is dead... Lost Highway, as guessed by Saint Sinner 6)Do

Here We Go Again....
People = Shit lyrics Here we go again, motherfucker Come on down, and see the idiot right here Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care What's the matter with calamity anyway? Right, get the fuck outta my face Understand that I can't feel anything It isn't like, I wanna sift through the decay I feel like a wound, like I got a fuckin' Gun against my head, you live when I'm dead One more time, motherfucker Everybody hates me now, so fuck it Blood's on my face and my hands, and I Don't know why, I'm not afraid to cry But that's none of your business Whose life is it? Get it, see it, feel it, eat it Spin it around so I can spit in it's face I wanna leave without a trace 'Cuz I don't wanna die in this place People equal shit People equal shit People equal shit People equal shit (Whatcha gonna do?) People equal shit ('Cuz I am not afraid of you) People equal shit (I'm everything you'll never be) People equal shit It never stops, you can't be everyth

Important
Made you look! Bwahahaha!!! Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand CHORUS: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see CHORUS CHORUS (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Insi

80's @ Sinners Paradise
Join us tonite as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life rewinds time and goes back to the 80s. Nothing but 80s music for 2 hours. Hope to see you there. (repost of original by 'aGEM4life ShadowLeveler|RatingRevolution ღWife of Ike™ღ FUOwnedByJade&JaksonsMom' on '2009-01-08 16:21:59')

Recipe For Banana Split
Late one night, I was feeling extremely frisky and was wanting to do something a lil different. So as I was trying to envision what the night ahead was going to be like, my man came in wanting ice cream. The lightbulb went on as the sinister look appraoched my eyes and lips. He knew then that there was lust on my appetite and he was the dessert that was gonna quench that desireable thirst. After undressing him slowly, I teased him just enough to get him to lay on the bed and ready for fun. Taking the handcuffs from the side of bed where they had been hid with the blindfold, I cuffed him to the bed. This suprised him a lil but he knew with me anything was possible. Next the blindfold went on and he was ready to go. With his engulfed in total darkness and complete aura and passion, I kissed him passionately as my hand made its way down him body. I caressed him and teased his skin all the way down until I found what my hand was searching for. Finding him, I clasped my hand around

Wwiii
I declare war on the world War in outer space I declare war in a nutshell War all over the place I declare war on every government War against all odds I declare war on your inner sanctum On your blood thirsty gods I declare war on the axis of morons All out war on complacent consent I declare war on the war against drugs Rape and Slaughter of the innocent War on big brother Warmongers and profiteers War on your dogma dubya Armageddon's engineers War in a heartbeat I declare war on so-called civilization World trade globalization Organized desinformation War on ambassadors of pretense War on MTV and CNN Macdonald's walt disney and bethlehem On Christina, Britney, and Eminem I declare war on the world of anti-choice On violent unilaterality On the amassment of murderous high-tech toys And all crimes against humanity War on the moral majority On corparate.com imperialism On mindlessly bumbling stupidity And police-state terrorism Worldwar t

A Taste Of Reality For Ya A$$
First the fuck Off do I look like the fucking Fu-vation Army? NO Do I look like the Fu-credit Union? NO STOP BEGGING ME TO BUY YOUR ASS STUFF GET A FUCKING JOB ~~ Get Off of this damn site and put in applications so you can get a fucking paycheck and STOP begging me for shit! (This does not apply for people who participate in my contest and RIGHTFULLY WON something but to the BEGGARS who dont do shit!) Second off - Im sick of fake ass people begging me to rate them.. Have you rated me? Prolly not .. I will rate you when I fuckin rate you and If I dont , don't whine about it! If you was removed off my family GET OVER IT.. Was you ever really my family? NO .. Are you at my family reunions? NO.. but wait so neither am I so even then i wouldn't GIVE A FUCK!! I will rate people when I have time ( I do not spend 24-7 on fubar).If I missed you cause my tab was full fucking sue me. Third Off - If you got a damn problem with me being with Babyboy - GET OVER IT - Your opinions mea

Friendship
this one's about my belief of what friendship is. I am not just repeating something someone else said. (even if i do say some of the same things :p) Jesus once said that a True Friend sticks closer to you than a brother. This is very true in my opinion. When i lived in Maryland i had a core group of friends that were closer to me than family, but my best friend was with me through everything. He was there when i needed to get out of the house, it was like he knew and just showed up. "Wassup, joel, i'm outside your house, let's go chill" I was also there for him through everything he had to put up with. Now that i'm living in california, i can't physically be with him, but i still call him and stuff. but i'm starting to get off topic A friend is someone who gives without measure and expects nothing in return. He's someone who's always there, no matter what's going on. A friend will listen to your troubles without losing interest and he'll be there to bail you out when you're in

1-15-09
PO'BOYZ KREATIONZ WEELY PIMP OUT PLEASE CLICK A BANNER TO CHECK OUT THE LOUNGE AND CLICK A PIC TO F/A/R THE OWNER THE FALLEN TIGGY TOES OWNER THE FALLEN SWEETWATER JADE OWNER OF SWEETWATER Please Help Daiblo In His Contest To 12,500 comments

Never Enough
In the end we are just chalk lines on the concrete. Drawn only to be washed away. For the time that I have been given.. I am what I am. I would rather hate you for everything you are. Than ever love you for something you are not. I would rather you hate me for everything I am. Than have you love me for something that I cant. Its never enough Five Finger Death Punch

8 Week's To Go ...1/8/09
today was my last ultra-sound appt and i'm just 8 week's away from my due date...He is 4.3lbs and 18.5 inches he'll gain about half a pound a week which will be a full pound every 2 week's so my guess is he'll be around 8 to 8.5lbs when he's born :D

Errrrrrr
So I'm eating pizza with my youngest and every 30 seconds or so he makes a sound like a bomb hitting. I kinda looked at him and he said "kpewwwwwww another bite hit my lower intestine". Now obviously he's delusional. I'm just wondering where this came from since I'm so normal. :D Love yous guys

Mmm, What's That Stink? Oh It's Me.
Do me a favor... Lift your left arm up, stick your face right in your pit, take a big whiff... Can you smell yourself? No? Good. If you can, ask yourself this: Why on earth do I have BO to begin with? The invention of deodorant as we know was back in 1888. by an unknown inventor from Philadelphia. Generally recognized as being the first ever product to prevent odor, the inventor promptly trademarked his invention and distributed it through his nurse under the name of "Mum." In the late 1940s Helen Barnett Diserens joined the Mum production team. A suggestion by a colleague inspired Helen to develop an underarm deodorant based on the same principle as a newfangled invention called the 'ball point' pen. This new type of deodorant applicator was tested in the USA in 1952, and marketed under the name of Ban Roll-On. The first anti-perspirant aerosol deodorant was launched in 1965. There's no excuse. Especially you, stinky boys :P -REL

Am I A Firefighter
This was posted by someone else, but I had to repost it. A very wonderful story. Brought a tear to my eye. > > Am I A Fireman Yet?? > > In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old > son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. > > Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling > of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill > all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see > to that but she still wanted her son's dream to come true. > > She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what > yo u wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you > would do with your life?' > > Mommy, â€œI always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.â€ Mom smiled back > and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.' > > Later that day she went to her local Fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona > , where she met Fireman

Top 10 Little Known Facts About Tim Tebow
Here are the Top 10 Little Known Facts About Tim Tebow, Quarterback for the University of Florida Gators: 10. Tim Tebow doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down. 9. Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. 8. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas. 7. Tim Tebow counted to infinity - TWICE. 6. Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. 5. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. 4. When Google can't find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help. 3. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow. 2. What color is Tim Tebow's blood? It's a trick questions. Tim Tebow does not bleed. 1. People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow. Go Gators!

Delving Into Thyne Self
"How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling." Debussy, Claude The depth of emotion knows no limit. But what is its purpose? It taunts me with desires that are unattainable. Cursed I may be... methodically analyzing its reason, I find no clarity and no rest along the way. Does one fight the impulses? Or does one embrace it? Does the sand fight the ocean during the constant bombardment of its waves? Or does the sand allow itself to be overcome? NO, it remains quiet during the onslaught. Never speaking of it, even when the ocean roars at it! So that is what I do. I remain quiet during the overwhelming crashes of emotion. I have become numb. I have grown acustomed to the intense pressure. However, even the land land revolts with tremendous quakes and the spewing of poisonous fumes and searing fire. That is its release. Then once again it quiets itself. Therefore, now that I have lurched these fragmented piece

10/1/2009 Or 1/10/2009 For Me
Hey Everbody 1/10/2006 or 10/1/2006 marked a very sad day in my life for me because on this date my friendship ended with my now ex best friend Geoff after a 16-17 year friendship got forced to end by the court system because of a jealous and a way over protective mother (GEOFF'S MOTHER)of her now 36 year old son and it's now been 3 years without any contact with him which totally sucks,and also i got to watch at the cinemas the day my friendship ended Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and i also held back the tears from crying inside the movie because of the sad day i had and this now marks or will mark on 10/1/09 or 1/10/09 3 years without any contact without my now ex best friend and yes i miss my best friend alot from Bruce ps please understand it is a emotional date for me so i might be a bit on the edge and say stuff in a angry voice but it's only 1 day i took really hard to deal with so please be patient and understanding with me if you are goingto be speaking to me on this da

Invitation
I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW I'M OFFERING YOU AN ENDLESS DREAM UNDER SKIES OF BLUE WHERE EVERY MOMENT IS MAJESTIC MAGICAL IN A SENSE WHERE NEVER WILL YOU BE ALONE AND THE LOVE YOU'LL FEEL IS ENDLESS SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRIFT AWAY ABOVE WHITE CLOUDS OF VELVET INTO THE STARS ABOVE THE MOON BUT DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT IT RIDE WITH ME INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF ANGELS BUT NEVER CAN YOU FORGET THE FLIGHT WHERE LOVE AND LUST ENTANGLED SAIL WITH ME UPON THE SEAS OF DANGER AND DESPAIR AND LET ME HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND SMELL YOUR WIND TOSSED HAIR FLOAT WITH ME UP TO THE SUN TO DANCE UPON THE FLAMES TO FEEL THE HEAT TO FEEL THE PASSION AND NEVER BE THE SAME GLIDE WITH ME INTO THE BREEZE OF ROMANTIC WIND AND FALL WITH ME TO THE BEACH TO MAKE LOVE IN THE SAND LIVE WITH ME IN PARADISE ENJOYING SUNSETS ME AND YOU I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW

One Word
One Word One Look One Smile And my heart lightens. How I wish it wasn't so! I love you still. One year ago You captured my heart. I have paid the price. An astronomical sum. And if to do it all again, I would...because One Word One Look One Smile I love you still.....

Emotional Nudity
Take your soft and loving hands and Remove the mantle of mistrust from my shoulders. Softly unbutton the silken gown Of regret from my skin. Come my love and remove the veil Of heartache from my face and Kiss these lips that were ordained only for you. Confiscate the jewels of deception from My arms neck and ears-discard my fears. Feel the fabric of the chemise Of my misgivings and set me free from it. Kiss my naked shoulders honeyed with newfound faith Liberated from doubt and the threat of neglect and obscurity. My darling go further south and Remove the thongs of this world's Hatred and prejudice from my hips and slide Them slowly down to the floor where they can be no more. Undress me until I am stripped bare of The world's evil and tainted essence until like The day of my birth, I emerge beautiful untouched- unpoisoned. Let this nude daughter of Eve stand Before you liberated from the negative- Pure and positive and

Wondering
I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.

2009 Thoughts
I guess 2009 is going to be a philosophical year for me…. Why must one’s wants invariably become another’s burden or heartache? When I stop and just observe I see a general shift from things that I see as ‘right’ and a trend to the things I see as ‘wrong’. What happened to morality, Integrity, personal responsibility, and maturity? Why don’t people simply “say what they think, and think what they say”? A perfect example is when someone pulls the “no call” in the effort to ‘get rid’ of someone. Ignoring someone in the effort to get them to leave one alone. To me this is spineless, cowardly, and lacking in integrity. If you cannot ‘cowboy up’ and be an adult and act as one with your wants and needs then you need to step back from the adult world…really. To me this goes along with biting one’s tongue and playing the ‘go along to get along’ game. It just seems that weather conscious or not, people play games, either through action or omission of action. Either they do not have

Sarge's Bad Girls Lounge
Thanks To Blue Eyed Brat For This Idea..We Should Start Using Our Lounge... Having Meetings In There And Just Going In There To Hang Out At Times..And Even Putting Cams In There For Those That Would Like To Get On Cam In There.. So If Anyone Likes Those Ideas Or Has More ..Feel Free To Let Me Know By Commenting Here.. Be Sure To Join The Lounge At This Link http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55011 Everyone Join The Lounge So I Can Start Sending Out Messages To Everyone.. TY Cams Have Been Set Up In The Lounge.. Blue Eyed Brat Is The One To Go To For The Cam Info If You Want To Be On Cam.. Welcome aGEM4life as our new DJ.

One Word Answers Only
It's really hard to only use one-word answers! Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Kenny 3. Your hair? Reddish 4. Your mother? Hero 5. Your father? Deceased 6. Your favorite thing? Money 7. Your dream last night? Strange 8. Your favorite drink? Tea 9. Your dream/goal? Marriage 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Mp3 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Here 15. What you're not? Selfish 16. Muffins? Warm 17. One of your wish list items? Ring 18. Where you grew up? Pittsburgh 19. The last thing you did? Dinner 20. What are you wearing? Snuggie 21. TV? News 22. Your pets? Cats 23. Your computer? Dell 24. Your life? Loved 25. Your mood? Tired 26. Missing someone? Yes 27. Favorite Store? Wallmart 30. Your summer?

My Life
I am greatful for my friends and family.. My husband, Matthew and i met in high school 22 years ago.. I have 4 boys and he has 5 kids of his own.. That is a lot of children. lol... We seperated after high school, but we got back together 20 years later.. We got married on October 6,2008.. We are truely blessed with all we have in our lives.. We have friends that are as close as our family is.. Granted our friends don't live in the same town let alone the same state as we do, but we are close just the same.. We are looking forward to a bright future together.. We are so happy for the friends and family that are in our lives.. Some of my family don't talk to me but that is ok.. I have all i need or want right here at home.. My husband and my boys make me happy everyday and from where i am sitting that is what matters most in the world.. Matt drives a truck and I am a stay at home mom, which is where i want to be this way i can see all the changes in my boys.. I am looking forward to seei

Happy Birthday Girls
Some of sarge's bad girls are having a birthday JANUARY 1ST Blue Eyed Brat *SBG*BBW*Owned By Tulsa's Angel@ fubar JANUARY 6TH S3XYCRICKET MEMBER OF THE SARGES BAD GIRLS & MEMBER OF*FU-Bombers*& RATING REVOLUTION@ fubar JANUARY 11TH *JuicyFruit69(Bi)*Sarge's Bad Girl**@ fubar JANUARY 12TH BiBabyGirl...DON'T LIKE BIGGER GIRLS GET THE F... OFF MY PAGE!@ fubar JANUARY 29TH ~Mistress Momma Meagan~R/L & Fu-Wifey of DJ Munchies~Owner of MMM's Pets~SBG~@ fubar show them lots of birthday love! Rate Fan Add Bling Crush them. While your here check out the sarge's bad girls were the best and baddest on fubar!! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar

Happy B'day D. Bowie
Did you know...........? So to celebrate, I have bought you the track that has always meant a lot to me........and, maybe one day I will find My Queen I, I will be King..........and you, you will be Queen.....

Played But Not Forgotten
why do ppl both men and women have to feel that they have to lie cheat and or play ppl??? i was just with a girl and i fell in love with her and wanted to give her a better life.. but her ex just couldnt let his slave go ... cuz she said that she has nowhere to go and had to stay with him.. well she says to me that she doenst want to be with him but loves him and that he has her heart...well i can understand her still loving him cuz they do have a cute lil girl together.. but i had to go pick her up and i brought her back to where i'm staying ... she could have had it good here and i was detemind to give her a good life.. but not even an half hour after i droped her off she called everything off with me.. and y.. she couldnt give me a good reason.. but now suddenely she is trying to hurt me by saying that she slept with him and shit like that.. now i heard that shit so many times that it doesnt faze me no more.. but she did hurt me bad and did me wrong...and yes i still am in love wi

My Auto 11
Woah i have My Auto 11's on wo0t so come rate me a 1 thats all it takes, 2 secs of your time i give random blings during my auto's so hey you might be happy for doing this for once i am someone who is a great friend to have dont believe me go ask my fu family anyhow i hope to see you givin me some love ☆√îølëñt ℉ëtîšh☆@ fubar ☆√îølëñt ℉ëtîšh☆: @ fubar There will be a bulletin of those who rated me as a pimp out .. after my auto's end Thanks again ~Violent Fetish

Auction - Come Get Some Of This!
Hey everyone, it's been a long minute, but I am pushing my way back through the crowd and have managed to work my way back to the (FU)Bar! And since I'm back up here, I am up for grabs in an auction, so come get your bid on! Ends January 23rd! Hope to see you all bidding! Click the picture link below for those who don't know! Much love to you all!

My Husband
I just got back from my husband's speech therapy session and he is progressing excellently. My husband inquired a support group for stroke survivors at the hospital and found out there is none from what the speech therapist said. My husband wants to start a support group and he highly recommended the Wii Fit be used in physical therapy at the rehab center and they have been trying to get one for several weeks. But, they cannot find them anywhere. My husband said we had one in layaway at KMart for weeks before Christmas and bought the Wii Fit at Walmart when they came in and they had not put out on the floor yet. They hope to find one soon. He did say that my husband is progressing very fast and he is one of his most exciting patients for he is doing so well and his brain is getting along so fast so quick. My husband is going to check into creating a support group for stroke survivors at the hospital real soon. He would be good at that.

Back To School
Man these kids have been out for almost 3 weeks. Im so Glad school started back yesterday I really needed the break. I love them more then anything but damn I really need my me time. Im sure alot of mothers on here understand what i mean

You've Been Naughty
alone on christmas, lying beneath the tree nightgown long forgotten, fingers up inside me very hot for such a snowy night, what would santa think to find this sight would he join in and start rubbing his dick? or slowly fuck me with a thick peppermint stick sliding it in quick...so wet and slick and leaning in close for a little lick pumping it into me bit by bit his tongue in my pussy sucking my clit writhing around, can't stay still he thrusts in it deep and hard so I get my fill my body goes rigid, my moaning wild he then pulls it out and licks the stick like a child he doesn't miss a drop of my sweet candy cum, just sighs then settles down in between my thighs lapping up all that good peppermint flavor really taking his time to taste and to savor before too long I'm bucking my hips as he licks my clit and pussy lips i cum again hard breathless and shaking lying there now, i open my eyes as if waking i'm alone, no familiar red and white coat but up on the tab

Not My Day, I Guess
SGT. MARCU...: nah... thank you ->SGT. MARCU...: I am not just sitting here watching who's rating me, yanno, I was doing other things--I WAS going to rate you back, but I guess you don't need it SGT. MARCU...: well I was doing a charity... but seriously... you wouldnt have gotten that shout if you werent so self fucking absorbed like everyone else on this site... ->SGT. MARCU...: if I look like Mr. Ed, why are you rating me in the first place? ->SGT. MARCU...: excuse me? SGT. MARCU...: I dont know I am kinda offended that someone who looks like a spawn of Mr. Ed couldnt even return some fucking rates. Seriously who the fuck do you think you are not ro rate someone back you self serving point whore..

Tell Me
Tell Me I have disappeared As I stand here before you I have not left the murder scene My body cold and lifeless Skin slowly peeling off Eyes blackened Can you see my heart? And the scars that remain The ones that cover every piece The road map to my heartbreak I walked each road alone Thinking I may find you on one My blinded eyes did not see You passed me by long ago Yet hope abounded And my fools journey unending I have reached the place of nowhere My shell too brittle To withstand the gale Now the knowledge I seek May always be hidden Shrouded in wretchedness A sharp dagger to my soul Even if I dare ask How I reached this misery My jumbled broken mind says “She will never Tell Me”

Will You Be There?
Will You Be There? The biggest question remains All that hangs now in the air A heart remains in solitude Slowly blinded by heartbreaks glare As my outer shell thins And becomes invisible to the eye My insides turn to ash My lifeless body plummets from ten miles high I sink now into my bottomless pit The black water crushes my chest My lungs fill with the poisoned water As my love has failed the test My wheels barely touch the ground As I can gain no real traction Every inch takes a day to complete The toll on my spirit is taxing When the road ends My Love To believe and hope should I dare? When I cross the finish line Will You Be There?

Zen And The Art Of Frustration Control
THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. The neck surgeon "Dr. Bozo the fugging idiot circus boy, of a bowlegged mothers, embarrassment to the trade of a sperm gurggeling, no good,corrupt" (seriously, that's not his name),who figured it necessary to fuse 3 of my vertebrae together. He, is my blog topic today. While the surgery was being explained to me, the actual procedure, by said doctor Bozo, No CONs were presented. Then he asked if I had any questions for him. Any "off the top of my head questions", were played down and minimized with a purpose! ,my final suggestion for possible concern was, "Does creating a 'RIGID' section of my spine, (fusion c3-c4-c5-c6), create a weak spot in the vertebrae or discs immediately below or above the solid section? His answer was YES. Now keep in mind, he filled me in on the promised values, and STOPPED FUCKIN EXPLAINING THE REAL SHIT. In my eyes, the

You May Not
You May Not My hands reached for My Angel Finally her skin next to mine Soft kisses turn to passionate pressed lips Like sweet cherries on the vine She has a passionate fiery heart And a dirty devilish mind With her wings spread wide Our bodies slowly intertwined You May Not Want me in The Morning But tonight it’s something you allow You May Not Want me in The Morning But all that matters is right here right now She captured my whole attention As her ware’s opened up in bloom Her rose full and beautiful As our lust filled every corner of the room Each wanting to give all to the other From sweet to unbridled want Trying to slowly bring each other to the peek It was a tortuous taunt You May Not Want me in The Morning But tonight it’s something you allow You May Not Want me in The Morning But all that matters is right here right now Each stroke created our painting Hands lips tongue taste and touch The sweetness of My Angel I will never drink enough

Purcell Family Crest
I found this very interesting so I'm going to post it here. Origin Displayed: IrishWhere did the Irish Purcell family come from? What is the Irish coat of arms/family crest? When did the Purcell family first arrive in the United States? Where did the various branches of the family go? What is the history of the family name?Although the Irish had their own system of hereditary surnames and the Strongbow settlers brought with them their own Anglo-Norman naming practices, the two traditions generally worked well together. The name Purcell is an occupational surname, a form of hereditary name that existed in both cultures long before the invaders arrived, but more common to the Anglo-Norman culture. Occupational surnames were derived from a word describing the actual job done by the original name bearer. Early Strongbownian names of this type often used the prefix le, meaning the, in French, but the use of this prefix did not last in the language of the vernacular. The surname

It's Natural
wow i feel a wave of emotions building as you begin i feel the whirlpool of hurt through undercurrents of hope as it presents a glimpse of light at the surface too deep to fathom with shallow empathy overwhelmed in the end rhythmic tug of war between earth and moon causing tsunamis from memories loving is human mating is just instinct to breed will to survives a norm in all life forms it's done instintively i guess that is the nature of it all what complicates this most of all our hearts like the earth, our mates the sun, our mind's the moon constantly playing tug of war

While I Am Here
While I Am Here Before I have to let you go Before I say goodbye forever Before I hide from Life Before I loose all I am Before I loose all you are I will hold you tight My Love I will stare deep in your eyes I will kiss your soft lips I will caress your weary soul After I am finally gone After you forget all about me After my heart dies After my soul bleeds into the ground You will move on to another You will let someone else have your wares You will give your kiss away You will be in another mans heart While I am here dying While I am here screaming While I am here in misery While I am here alone

Ldc Family Member S B-day...plz Comment
Two members have a birthday is January 11th! Please go and wish them a Happy Birthday and show Them some LDC Family Birthday Love!!! Vampy Cassiel of LDCF@ fubar Sweething Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubar

Accountabillity
What has come of today, murders, violence, rape, and pain. Hungry children on our streets while we feed the children of the world. Marriage, lol, we have all had at least one. Is it TV no I don't think so, is it our schools probally not. I got an Idea let's every single one of us start in our own house. Cut the PS3 off after a couple hours, make sure we know at all times what our children are up to. Limit there internet usage as well as what they watch on TV. Do not be afraid to use a strong hand when they are young. Yes they are cute and ever so sweet but set boundries early and hold your ground. Don't cave to those cute little faces. After all in thirty years who will be the ones taking care of us. Better yet let's do something crazy and take responsibillity for our own actions. Hold our children accountable for there actions and maybe just maybe the world will be a better place.

My Sexy Horoscope. . .lol !
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) -- Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies! They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet. Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens! Fucking in the water and see them squirm. Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere. Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop. I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a

Taste Me
Taste Me My soft lips cry out Taste me My Sweet Delicious flavors Await you as a treat My tongue so willing To please every inch of flesh My skin electrified I will leave you satisfied and refreshed Kiss me slow and deep Let me drink your lust Lick my neck now I beg you, you must My wares are sweet Like milk chocolate My body built for desire To your needs I relate I want to taste you as well As you partake of me Deep into the moon lit night Passionate eyes will see The lips you see candy coated Are not the only sweet lips I own Once you dive into me This sweetness will become known Don’t make me wait The anticipation burns To feel your body close Deeply my soul yearns

Random Stuff That You Have To Know..
The Media:: Music, TV, and more. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls? Never seem thoe show Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson? Don't know him Do you listen to christian rock? If Creed counts as Christian Rock, then yes, otherwise no. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.? Never seen it Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.? No but there is one here, one of my kids bought it but none will admit it now. Do you regularly watch the news? Yes Which radio stations are your favorites? 96 Rock Are you a Lost fanatic? I don't know what that means Be honest: Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library? I have like 30 of his plus like 30 Black Sabbath with Ozzy and after Ozzy. Queen? Yeah greatest hits Alanis Morissette? Yes Do you watch Family Guy regularly? Yes The Simpsons? Yes King of the Hill? No Admit it: Do you read trashy romance novels often? Never Do you really work out every day? No (imagine that, BORN with this body!) Have yo

Reflection
MAYBE Maybe. we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have

Israel.
When is that nutcase of a prezzie going to take a hike and get Obama in the White House,maybe then we will see and end to the suffering of innocent men women and children in Gaza. Are Americans so fucking brainwashed that they only get fed a diet of verbal diahorraea by Fox news,you really need to take a look at yourselves in the mirror,seriously man.

She Cries Out In Silence (acrostic)
She Cries Out in Silence Sorrows hidden in the trees Here her solitude remains Eluded by happiness Clinging to life’s pains Relegated to shadows Instincts keep her trapped Encased in her tears Senses have been sapped Outstretched broken arms Underneath no soul Tattered and worn Intentionally un-whole Never seeing true light Sold to deaths hands Incapable of freedom Lost in barren lands Envious of others joy Never feeling the sun Callous frozen heart Eroding pieces one by one

For The Record
this is a great place to flirt and meet people, thats cool, but please if your married, have a boyfriend, live with someone, and are looking for a bootycall, just say hi and walk by, i'm here to make friends and possibly meet someone special

Passing Through Me
Passing Through Me Here we are shadows Together but never touching We walk through each other As if neither are here Haunting this home With love’s lost torment Our teeth gnash at each other Ghastly figures clad in hate Our chains rattle They have bound us here Trapped for eternity Now just for amusement We torment those who enter Fresh meat we consider all Lured in by old tales We offer the fright they seek The living passing through me Just as we have done to the other Cold chills fill hearts They can feel deaths sting For when we died here So did our supposed love

Diver's Life
I pack up my bags and grab my hat, These are the tools I use for a job I am good at. Its 2 am and on my way to the shop Man oh man I never saw that cop I talk my way out of that I'm proud Now I'm late but so is the rest of the crowd We jump in a van head to the dock Only making a few piss stops. on a boat don't remember the name We find out this ride is quit lame. We get to the rig from which we will stay Man I wish we could just end this day. So we finish the paper work and JSA's Now why won't they let me hit the hay . Finally a break, while the tenders are on deck, They call me out but this place is a wreck. SO back to my rack I retire, Please don't wake me for atleast 4 hours Ok Ok they wake me up Time to go out and do my stuff I get dressed in all my gear Step to the side of the boat in the water I pear One big jump I leap right in Down to the depths end I am amazed at all the glows, As I pass these

Depressed
I have a feeling that I just can't shake, living with these feelings are about all I can take. I always just knew that I would be different than my mother, but, I have grown up to be just like her. I love my mother, but I never knew how she put up with so much, I know now that you can love someone and still hate there every touch. I know now that after several years of just the right amount of anger, you could easily end up married to a complete stranger. I have this feeling that I just can't shake, living with these feelings are about all I can take. I just don't have the time for the things I love to do, because, everything I go to do the kids have got to try it too. I'm a independent and confident woman stuck in a old woman's life, but, I don't know what to do to get out of the rut of being the bitchy housewife. I've been to college to get my perfect career, just more time wasted, is my biggest fear. I have a feeling that I just can't shake, living with the

Motherhood
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, Courtney sure loves that riddle. Little boy blue, That’s Shains’ color too. Roses are red, It’s time to get into bed. Sleep tight , Mommy is always right. Don’t forget to say your prayers, Did I take a shower last night, oh well who cares. Good night , I love you, see you in the morning, Honey, will you please stop snoring!

Courtney
No, no, no you may not have a drink, Will you please be quiet, I can’t even think. No, no, no put him down, You two are fighting every time I turn around. No, no, no now quit asking for more candy, One piece will do you just fine and dandy. Yes, yes, yes your daddy will be home soon to play with you, I know you miss him I do too. Yes, yes, yes you can help me with the dishes, Yes honey water is also for the fishes. Yes, yes, yes you’re my angel no matter what you do, No, no, no I could never stop loving you.

My Wife Running Auto 11 Plz Hit Her Pics
Sara has Auto 11 running so im asking every one to please stop by her page and give her some fu-luvin,lets show her that love does get returned ♥~§ÁRÁ~ ♥ *Áµ$$îè'$ Wîƒè -N- Princess*~♥ ~Zodiak Levelers~@ fubar ~this bulletin proudly bought to you by~ !!!-AuSsIe-!!!- Owner of ~ThE *BaCk *StOp~ !!!Zodiak Levelers Manager-!!! Proudly Owned by~LadySn@ fubar

I Am....
I AM ME.... I AM A LISTENER, WITH THE HOPES OF BEING LISTENED TO I AM A NURTURER, WITH THE HOPES OF BEING CARED FOR I AM A GIVER, WITH THE HOPES OF GETTING BACK I AM RESPECTFUL, WITH THE HOPES OF BEING RESPECTED I AM A PLEASER, WITH THE DREAMS OF BEING PLEASED I AM A LOVER, WITH THE DREAMS OF BEING LOVED I AM ME...WITH MY HOPES AND DREAMS COMING TRUE CUZ OF YOU..... I AM ME.....

Water Usage
Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued. Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: the water meter, outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc., all to no avail. One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally got out of his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of the bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the 'problem' for posterity: http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/water-leak/water-leak.wmv

Happy Hour Resaults
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Survey Much?
Three days from now, will you have sex? Maybe What does your third text in your inbox say? Re: IMG036014.jpg (well you wanted to know) Are you online? Let's take this offline.. What are you wearing right now? a maroon shirt, blue jeans, and faggy slippers What are you most looking forward to today? just looking forward to today ending cause tomorrow is payday ;) Do you think you like anyone ? Yeah I think I like anyone. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours? Yes Have you ever been awake for 48 hours? Yeah Are you friends with your ex's? Yes Do you like your first name? It's ok. What are your initals? JEM Baseball or football? NASCAR Favorite kind of blanket? I don't really know the different kinds. But I would say green and kinda thin, so as not to make you get too hot. What's your biggest fear? Being trapped and crushed. Also I am afraid Barrack Obama will co

Husband Down...
Husband Down A husband picks up a case of Coors Light and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Coors Light and its half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

So Sad
I am just writing to get some of this off of my chest. Dad is still in the hospital and getting worse. He is so sick and in my mind and body I know he isnt going to ask much longer. I hate to see him suffer the way he has. He is still on the ventilator and they cant get him off of it because he has attacks where he cant breathe if they lower it. They did trials and turned off the ventilator and he tolerated it for 3 hours the days he has done this. He has lost all of his muscle tone, shakes all the time, and now he has gotten an muscle twitch. He can lay there and just all at once his left side just twitches very hard. He told his nurse its like he has a shock. He had a mini stroke when he was up in the Columbus Hospital and now his left side has been pretty messed up. He has gotten up and walked like 14 steps and then back to the bed with the help of an walker. I just dont know what to think anymore. I dont want him to suffer but I dont want him to leave me, leave us. I kn

Lounge
By Demand...The Open Road is BACK!! Come Show Us Some FU-Love!! ~~SexyBeast~~CREATOR of Sxy Radio!!~~@ fubar harley@ fubar All are Welcome!! Our Music is UNedited...explicit lyrics WILL occur...Click Any Picture To Enter and Join the Fun!! (repost of original by '~~§exyBeast~~OWNER @ The Open Road~~Creator of Sxy Radio~~' on '2009-01-08 11:06:46')

Spank Hppybubbles~ Dont Want To Miss This!!!!
Alright.. I am bored... I have always loved what some of you guys come up with dealing with pics. that you do for others. So, here is the deal..... I am holding a contest to see whom can make the best graphic pic. of me... and the thing is.. I am not the one who is going to descide whose is the best!! I am going to let the public descide!! This isnt a comment bombing contest.. (those are annoying).. I want true rates.. and true comments. I want the public to descide... so.. right click and save and make a pic. and have fun... send to me and i will place it in a folder that wont be public till i open it... I want all entries by THIS SUNDAY!!!! And I will open the folder Midnight my time on Sunday.. Contest will run till my time FRIDAY at MIDNIGHT. Winner will recieve: ONE MILLION FU-BUCKS. NO NSFW GRAPHIC PICS. PLEASE NO SPITTING NO FIGHTING THE ONE WITH THE HIGHEST RATING WILL WIN!!! GOOD LUCK Please!Please!! Please!!!!!!!!!!! spread th

Commute Part 2
Gotta love public transportation. You run into sooooo many new and exciting people. Like last night. Once again, waiting for the bus. MINDING my own business when I see this guy that regularly begs making his rounds. Now this guy is a gem. Older black man. First time I saw him was on the bus. He got on with his Hello Kitty back pack (don't ask) "crying". His mama stole his disability check, cashed it and left him with nothing. Me being me, I started laughing. Could have been the Hello Kitty back pack or the fact that a child could fake cry better than him. From then on, I began to see him regularly. Next time his mama was dead. Another time he claimed to be a Vet (yeah, this one pisses me off especially when you know they're not a Vet) and needed to get to the VA hospital. Then for awhile he used the same line and hit me up for money every day for a week. My favorite was he was from San Francisco and was trying to get money for the Grayhound bus to get back there! LOL

The Stranger
Our eyes locked on each other from across the smoke filled room. We couldnt look away nor did we notice anyone or anything else around us. Without saying a word, we headed out the door and into the car. As we drove silently to the hotel down the street, I took the time to really notice the man sitting next to me. His hair was dark brown and his eyes were deep dark pools that I was finding myself drowning in. As we got to the hotel and into the room, I found myself already dripping wet with desire. I laid upon the bed and watched with eager desire as this man set himself free from the clothes that were clung tightly to his body. As each piece of clothing hit the floor, I could feel my own body responding in time with his. His chest was covered with a golden brown hair over finely chiseled muscles that seemed to ripple down his entire body. His legs were just as chiseled as the chest and i knew they were strong enough to hold me til we were through. Just the full site of him made my puss

Helo To All
Hello to all new freinds and old ,just wanted to update this damn thing... since some people totally ignore me well 2009 is here and hope everyone had a good one .. i worked so blah.i did make a wish.. to love the ones i do more and stay in touch with them

You're My Best Friend
Nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love** "You're My Best Friend" I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your

Flour Power
A contestant on The Biggest Loser has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a housemate with a bag of flour. The same day that the NBC reality show debuted, Shanon Thomas, 30, was charged with domestic violence Tuesday, according to the Detroit Free Press. If convicted, she could face more than three months in jail.

Invasion!!
I stood there staring at the arch of light that had appeared at the curve in the road near the edge of the parking lot. The arch of light had been described all over the radio for the last ten minutes, I thought it was a joke like the “War of the Worlds” report that had come across the radio in the middle of the last century scaring most of the people in the United States, but now I saw the truth of it. I took a drag of my cigarette and drew my sidearm. I looked down at my shadow spread across the freshly paved drive leading into the mill and thought about how unlike the hero in a sci-fi epic I looked. I looked like a teenager in a cop’s uniform with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, but my hair blew back in the wind giving me an almost epic movie heroic look. I crouched down as I saw the silhouettes of beings beginning to form in the arch of light as though I thought that they wouldn’t see me if I was crouched. Time seemed as though it had stopped in that moment and I rememb

The Dark Prophecy, Chapter 1
I want to tell you a story, bear in mind that it is true no matter how strange it may seem at times. Very few mortals know the tale, which I am going to bestow upon the readers of this book, but you must all know, so that when the time comes the men and women of our world can be prepared. For the next time it may truly be Armageddon. First off, I suppose I should introduce myself to you all. My name is Mark Rycher, I have short spiky dark brown hair and beguiling hazel eyes, and although some of you may have known me once upon a time, you went to high school with me, met me at a party, worked with me, or whatever, I am not the same person I once was. I have been forever changed by the forces on both sides of the eternal war, that even as you lay in your beds tucked in tightly, dreaming of love, piece, sex, and whatever else, threatens to destroy the earth and with it all of mankind. The war that I speak of will never end, because it is impossible for either side to exist without t

Sametime 7:15
I heard a story yesterday of a group of people who started a project called Sametime 7:15. This involves everyone stopping at 7:15 to take a picture of what they are doing. It doesn't matter what it is, reading, watching tv, talking to friends, you just stop and take a picture. And you do this everyday for a year. It also involves writing a short caption, just a quick description of what you are doing at the time. I already have a website I don't do too much with, and I've been looking for ways to give it purpose. I'm thinking about taking on this challenge, if only for my own personal interest. The group that did the project said it was pretty revealing to see their life over a year to understand the things they do on a day to day basis. The foundation of this is that day to day memories are often forgotten, and only the poignant, strong memories last in our minds. A quick photo of what you are doing in your down time gives you a true picture of what you do in your life. I alrea

What Yertle The Turtle Teaches Me
This morning after getting gas for the Elantra and biting my tongue when Martha said, “Oh, I have to bowl tonight because one of our league members lives out of town and with the snow coming isn’t likely to get there so it’s up to me,” I wrote in my journal, ate breakfast, and Sarah called for me from the top of the stairs. This was her first morning to eat a bowl full of oatmeal (the low fat kind from Quaker Daddy’s supposed to be eating; it’s really good) she asked me to make for her. Then she asked me to read her a Dr. Seuss story – we have a thirteen-story collection (a “baker’s dozen”, that’s equaled thirteen since the Middle Ages when English bakers would make an extra slice, pastry, etc. to prove to their customers WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION they weren’t overcharging them) she’s heard about half of. Sarah lost out on her bedtime story last night because she hadn’t listened to Martha most of the day (she said) since she’d been with the kids. So we sat on the couch and

Slipknot Tour 2009
SLIPKNOT ANNOUNCES U.S. ARENA HEADLINE TOUR SLIPKNOT ANNOUNCES U.S. ARENA HEADLINE TOUR BAND RETURNS HOME IN SUPPORT OF ALL HOPE IS GONE 2009 MARKS 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BAND'S LANDMARK DEBUT ALBUM New York, NY - Grammy-award winning hard rockers Slipknot announced today their first U.S. headline tour in support of their #1 album All Hope Is Gone. The tour, which kicks off on January 23rd in St. Paul, MN, will hit 33 cities across the country, and include an historic stop at New York's Madison Square Garden, a first for the band. Coheed and Cambria and labelmates Trivium round out the bill. Frontman Corey Taylor says of the trek, "2009 is the 10 year anniversary of the world's first taste of this band. To celebrate we are coming back out with a killer tour, a couple great bands and the same ferocity with which we attack life. We want all of our maggots to come and celebrate with us, because if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have been here for 10 years. Get rea

Heaven & Hell 2009 Dates; New Album On The Way
Heaven and Hell, the band comprised of members of the Dio-era Black Sabbath incarnation (Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Vinny Appice), have confirmed tour dates for Europe for late spring 2009. The list of dates is as follows: May 30 - Moscow, Russia, B1 May 31 - Moscow, Russia - B1 June 1 - St. Petersburg, Russia - New Arena June 2 - Helsinki, Finland, Icehall June 4 - Oslo, Norway, Spektrum June 6 - Solvesborg, Sweden, Sweden Rock Festival June 8 - Giessen, Germany, Hessenhallen June 9 - Berlin, Germany, Zitadelle June 10 – Bamburg, Germany, Jakoarena June 13 – Bergum, Holland, Waldrock Festival June 14 – Karlsruhe, Germany, Europahalle June 16 – Bonn, Germany, Museumsplatz June 17 – Zurich, Switzerland, Volkshaus June 19 – Clisson, France, Hellfest June 26 – Dessel, Belgium, Graspop Festival June 27 – Milan, Italy, Gods Of Metal More shows will be announced soon. The band has just finished recording their new studio album at Rockfield Stud

Sigh
Please take time to read this! A Letter from a Shelter Manager... I think our society needs a huge "Wake-up" call. As a shelter manager, I am going to share a little insight with you all...a view from the inside if you will. First off, all of you breeders/sellers should be made to work in the "back" of an animal shelter for just one day. Maybe if you saw the life drain from a few sad, lost, confused eyes, you would change your mind about breeding and selling to people you don't even knowThat puppy you just sold will most likely end up in my shelter when it's not a cute little puppy anymore. So how would you feel if you knew that there's about a 90% chance that dog will never walk out of the shelter it is going to be dumped at? Purebred or not! About 50% of all of the dogs that are "owner surrenders" or "strays", that come into my shelter are purebred dogs. The most common excuses I hear are; "We are moving and we can't take our dog (or cat)." Really? Where are you moving to

Mudvayne 2009 Tour Dates
Mudvayne will kick off the next leg of their headlining U.S. “The New Game Tour” February 3, with dates running through March 21. Support acts are Nonpoint and In This Moment. Before tickets go on sale to the general public, fans who’ve already purchased The New Game CD or a ticket to one of the group’s 2008 tour dates have access to an exclusive pre-sale through www.thealbumistheticket.com. As an added bonus, the first 100 tickets purchased for each show via this special presale will allow early entry into these general admission venues, so that fans can secure front row spots. Service fees for these fan club only presale tickets are also lower than regular ticketing outlets. To access the pre-sale, log in to www.thealbumistheticket.com or sign up by using the coupon code you received by purchasing The New Game (available in the KNAC.COM More Store. Click here) or a ticket to Mudvayne's first run of tour dates. Then check the news page for details and link to buy tickets. For

01.08.09 - The Beatles - Something
SONG VERSION BELOW Beatles - Something In The Way She Moves - Abbey Road.mp3 - LYRICS BELOW Something in the way she moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around and it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how

Types Of Pagans
Now for those of you who are new, and have never encountered persons calling themselves pagans, witches, goddess-worshippers, here's how to tell us apart--with a healthy bit of tongue in one's cheek. Is this the first time you've seen this many pagans together? Well, you're in for a deflowering, young earth-worshipper, and you've come to the right place. However, you should realize that there are many, many types of pagans. In the old day's, we old farts just had to keep making the rounds until we either found a group that wouldn't kick us out or founded our own clique. But now, progress has brought us many different flavors to choose from. 1. Bright-Eyed Novice: You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is GOOD not evil, and you want to know where to sign up. Distinguishing Signs: Mispronounces god/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deo

Sew Buttons On Your Underwear.
So, I applied to this job, working in the office for the School of Education department of my college. I really hope I can get this. It could get me get references for after I graduate, and it cuts down on my tuition costs (Always a plus!) And it means I wouldn't have to work at my crappy excuse of a job I am at right now. I mean c'mon, a gas station with 2/8 working pumps, half of our lights are out, we have no heat, no air, oh and most of our shelves are half stocked.... BUT We have a full supply of pipes, hookahs, and grinders, lmfao. *eyeroll* Keep your fingers crossed for me :D

Who Wants To Play With This Asshole??
This guy came to me wanting to be on staff. he immediately began harassing the women on staff. anyway...he was the quickest hire/fire we've had at our lounge. be careful, do not let this guy come work for you. oh and go stop by and pay him a little visit and leave the assCLOWN some love! below is copy n pasted from my sb...he also is hitting my yahoo with 'die cunt' messages. have fun with him, his link is below the clown from hell ...: i hope you fucking die of aids and cancer and whatever else fucking cunt http://www.fubar.com/user/2264977

Number 3 Friend....
Below is one of my bestest friends, she has her 11's activated, could you please show her some love?? Thank you in advance,,, ~~ ♥ 1_Sweet_Angel ♥ ~~ NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY WHEN YOU ARE ONLY AN OPTION !!!@ fubar

All Bout Me And My Wild Adventures :)
The Richmond House 5302 Fitzhugh Avenue Richmond Virginia 23226 Phone 804 288 3122 COME AND VISIT ME ANY TIME D or N General: Reading, Writing, Rock climbing, swimming (in girls baby soots) , soccer, baseball, hockey, karaoke (and i cant sing even to save my ife) , hanging out with friends, playing TRUTH OR DARE IF NOT computer/video games, being on net AND CHECKING OUT 'HUNK SITES' Movies: PORN!!!!Spaceballs, Star Wars, Star Trek, X-files, Action/Adventure, Sci-fi, and horror Television: PLAYBOY CABLE CHANNEL, LOGOonline cable channel, X-files, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futuroma, Star Trek ,Dukes of Hazzard Books: Action/Adventure, Fiction, Fantasy, Sci-fi, some romance books (hustler) Mood: mischievous all OF THE TIME Edward Wren Causing Trouble! WHEN I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT Interests: Sleeping wiht boys BUT I CANT RIGH NOW ID ONT HAVE NO PRICACY camping: in camps were boys were girls babin soots Animation/cartoons : FAV CARTOON IS CALLED "ED EDD AND EDDY"

Me & Grandpa
I was born and raised in Minnesota. And My Grandfather (Elmer Kaufman), Who left me a Year ago Aug 27th, 2007, pretty much raised me and taught me alot about the "farm" life and so much more. Elmer Kaufman My Grandfather always protrayed himself as a Very Intelligent man and strong willed. He always had Control on anything Business wise. By the time he went to 8th Grade the teachers literally kicked him out of school with a signed diploma, because he knew way more then the teacher did LOL. He never showed anyone his weak side. He always always was bitching about something lol. That's what I always called it. He was a very intimidating man. But He also had a Heart of Gold when needed. When it came to business he took control. But around the Holidays he would invite those that didn't have a place to go for the holidays back to his house to eat. And Sometimes he would have a Gift for them. Didn't matter what it was, My grandfather always came up with something to make them feel love

My Birthday Thanks U's
Whew I made it!!! So many times I didnt think I would see my birthday, but God is good and he allowed me to draw breath and see 43 baby and yes I am very proud. It wasnt easy making it here and so many times recently I didnt have the strength to WANT to make it, but love is a powertful thing an love wont let you give up on life or someone, and I want to take the time to say thank you Rico for not giving up on me and not letting me give up when I wanted to. I thank you for the love you have given me and lets make 09 a good year baby. Thru all the fights arguements and tears we have never let go of each others hand or lost faith in our love and when I say this love is FOREVA thats real. I know living with me isnt a easy thing but we have endured it all. For all the people who didnt know me and was there for me when I needed you the most I thank you from the bottom of my heart I MADE IT THRU BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE SUPPORT AND PRAYERS!!! thank u so much. Im overwhelmed with tears as I writ

Perfect Drug (yes It's A Love Song.)
I look at you you look at ee I know that this is ment to be. Your black hair the nights affair I can't help but to stare. I sit I wait for your embrace your lips so red I want to taste. You are my perfect drug you kow you get me high. You are my perfect drug I'm lost inside your eyes. When I am away from you my body aches through and through. Would never ever rid of you I am but a slave to you. I catch your look I smell your scent to the gods I do repent. I'm about to sin with thee a love like this I'd never see. You are the perfect drug you know you get me high. You are the perfect drug with my head between your thighs. In your bed I rest my head dreaming of day when we wed. The hunger lust you have fed to bad your only in my head. Girl you are the perfect drug if only in my mind. Girl you are the perfect one I'll untill I find....you

Hmmmm
I dont know how much I will be on today... when I woke up my wrist is swollen and sore as hell to type and click.... I know several years back I was diagnosed with carpel tunnel in both wrists with it being worse in my right one. I taped it up and took some ibuprofen, so if it works I will be around more later.... Muahz!

8 Days And Counting!
It has been 8 days now with out a fag touching my lips. Yes im nearly bold now as im ripping my hair out,not using any patches or gum , doing it with good old WILL POWER ... Will keep you all up dated. Big thanks to all and lots of loving xxxxxx

My Injured Toe
Its amazing to me how some men are in denial about a woman not wanting to have sex with them... My ex-bf visited last night (we are still friends) to watch some TV. I don't get much company, so just having him here, even though it means I have to watch things I wouldn't normally watch, is nice. Well, I guess my mis-matched PJs (sloppy, ripped flannel pants with an unattractive Tshirt, sweater and fuzzy socks) was just too sexy for him (Ha Ha Ha). He made a grab for the boobs, I went to jump out of the way, but apparently my toe got caught under the sofa.... The result is him feeling awful and this...

General Information
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Life
i am once again bored and feel in a shitty mood i have got alot to think about i have got my danceing to think about cos this years comp is going to be hard then after that we are all out of a job because its gettng shut dowm so we have to find somewhere else to teach my dance and at the min men are just annoying and lke to shout i am in such a bad mood i feel ill well its friday tomorrow so i should be in a better mood i have got a modelling job so its money at the end of thr day.anyways life is to short to hold grudges and stay mad and agrue with peaple so live your life to the full take chances tell the peaple closet to you that you love them and tell them how much they matter to you you dont know what youhave got till its gone i learnt that the hard way. so dnt stay mad and forgive quickly and embrace life and love.

Good Bye To Trojan
I would like all to just give a big good bye to my beloved dog TROJAN sad to say he passed away on DEC 29th 2008 aged 16years7mths from the dreaded C. I HAVE HAD HIM SINCE HE WAS 6WEEKS OLD AND WILL MISS HIM LIKE NO ONE WILL KNOW. R.I.P. My dedecation will be the tat that is due to be put on my chest in FEB. Thanks my friend for the time GOD gave me.

Wedding Prayer
*****THE APACHE WEDDING PRAYER******* NOW YOU WELL FEEL NO RAIN,FOR EACH OF YOU WILL BE SHELTER TO THE OTHER. NOW YOU WILL FEEL NO COLD,FOR EACH OF YOU WILL BE WARMTH TO THE OTHER. NOW THERE IS NO MORE LONELINESS, FOR EACH OF YOU WILL BE COMPANION TO THE OTHER. NOW YOU ARE TWO BODIES,BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE LIFE BEFORE YOU. GO NOW TO YOUR DWILLING PLACE,TO ENTER IN TO THE DAYS OF YOUR TOGETHERNESS AND MAY YOUR DAYS BE GOOD AND LONG UPON THE EARTH...AMEN I THANK ALL THAT VIEWS THIS FOR IT IS VERY OLD,AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE IT TO PUT IN YOUR BLOGS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO. MAY THE GREAT GOD WORK IN YOU LIKE HE HAS IN ME,MANY BLESSING TO ALL THAT SHALL READ THIS.MAY YOU WALK THROUGH LIFE WITH SO MUCH SHINE ON YOU TO GIVE TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS ANOTHER SMILE THANKS SEA XOXOXO

I Don't Wanna Go Back To Ga
Looks like I gotta go back. I'm going to try driving at night tonight. I used to drive at night all the time in undergrad, but it was only an hour away. Making an 8 hour drive at night may not be a good idea. I'm a night owl, as many of you know. I think I'll be okay driving at night. As long as I have the tunes cranked up and don't turn the heat up, I think I'll make it. There's less traffic too. Going through Atlanta anytime from 4pm to about 7pm is HELL. And the same goes for Charlotte. So if I don't even leave here until about 7pm I hope I'll miss all the traffic. It will just be me and the 18 wheelers. My mom doesn't even get off work until 5:40pm so I have to wait until she gets home. The good thing is, everyone will be here when I leave so I can get them to help me carry my stuff downstairs. I have quite a few bags of stuff that I have accumulated. Just for the hell of it, here is the emails between my boss and me. From me to her: "Would it be possible, if I speak w

Marijuana Ruling Faces Review
Marijuana Ruling Faces Review POSTED: 6:59 am MST January 7, 2009 PHOENIX -- The Arizona Supreme Court agreed Tuesday to review a lower court's ruling that there is no constitutional right to use marijuana for religious purposes. The state Court of Appeals' July ruling upheld the conviction and sentences of Danny Ray Hardesty in Yavapai County for possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. Hardesty argued that he was entitled to use marijuana under religious freedom protections of the state and federal constitutions. The Court of Appeals acknowledged that courts have ruled that use of peyote for a bona fide religious belief is a defense to prosecution. But the ruling said marijuana use is more pervasive and that the uniform ban on possession and use is a legitimate restriction imposed by government.

Love Me Tender/rip Elvis And Rip Daddy
This song has a very special meaning to me when i was a little girl my daddy always sang this elvis song to me....so i have such good memories of this song so when ever elvis sings this song it reminds me of my daddy singing it to me..so i dedicate this song to my daddy who died last month due to cancer and to me to celebrate his love for me and my love for him also...he had such a love for elvis and so do i....and my daddy's bday was jan4 and elvis bday is today yet 4 days after his so all in all...RIP daddy and RIP the king elvis..... love u both...

Get A Life
I am making this blog to those ppl who made FUBAR thier life... like this one chic for example HOTBLOOD...DARQUE ORCHID'S FU-FIANCE I came across her page from somone on my friends list... was on her page for about 10 seconds and then bounced around to other pages. Not to long after she was writting me all upset cuz I did not rate her or add her as a friend. lol I only rate ppl who are intresting to me or has come to my page and rated me. If you check me out then guess what Im gonna check u out right back. Simple as that. SO anyways she got her panties up in bunch all cuz I did not rate or add her lol She compares fubar to her home. That me going to her page is like me going into her home lmao WOW! Got a life much? I expressed again how sad it was for her to even compare her online fubar page to her real home. That is real sad. She got even more all upset and threatend me online over a message lmao (ooo im really scared) PLEASE PPL! Fubar is a online popularity contest.

Hole In The Fence
There once was a little girl who had a bad temper. Her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every time she lost her temper, she must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the girl had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as she learned to control her anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. She discovered it was easier to hold her temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the girl didn't lose her temper at all. She told her mother about it and the mother suggested that the girl now pull out one nail for each day that she was able to hold her temper. The day passed and the young girl was finally able to tell her mother that all the nails were gone. The mother took her daughter by the hand and led her to the fence. She said, "You have done well, my daughter, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave

Let Them Go
This is for anyone who hasn't let go... :( A learning lesson on LETTING GO There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this: When people can walk away from you, LET THEM WALK. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean, hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you...LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. (The Bible says that "they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. " [1 John 2:19] ) People leave you because they are not really joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in y

Fubar Boredom
I have the urge to blog about this, so a blogging I will go! This morning I signed onto fubar and had 7 friend requests and today's rank #260. Now I'm not a vain person. It's not my style. But some things about fubar have become blatantly obvious. When I have a blast going I get 100+ friend requests a day. I also generally get ranked in the top 50 (daily ranks). People shout and pm me much less when I don't have a blast running. I spend hours a day rating hundreds to thousands of pictures a day (depending on how much free time I have. I rate and fan all my new friend requests. I bling people when I can. I've even been known to blast people. I spend most of my time on here helping others. But it seems as though the only time I really get attention back is when I'm pissing away my hard earned money on this website. I don't do mumms or lounges. So that leaves me with rating people, blogging, stashing, and your basic networking/making new friends (which gets hard to do when you

Happy Birthday Elvis Presley!!!..i Love Ya!
Happy birthday! Elvis still lives While it’s been more than 30 years since his death, Elvis Presley’s birthday still sparks bitterweet memories among his fans. He also remains a vital marketing item, as in this Pasadena store-front window. By YVETTE OROZCO Updated: 01.07.09 Every year, many music fans commemorate the birthday of Elvis Presley, who would have turned 74 today. Although he died more than 30 years ago, the iconic figure lives in on the media — on countless anniversary specials, music tributes and year-round memorabilia. But perhaps most tangibly, Presley lives on through those who remember him as one of their own. “He was a God-fearing man who served in the army when he was called and who stayed simple,” said David Heickman, who spent Wednesday afternoon looking for guitar books for his 13-year-old granddaughter, a budding musician. That personal identification with the man who was born in Tupelo, Miss., drove a truck for a living and then conquer

Creep Show
Creep Show, fuck hoes locked in the basement and when I'm bored I putin their ass in the pavement. Love shit girl this is a fucking enslavement and you ain't never get out of this cave ment for the two of us. Trust you hell I just fucked you. Grow up get a plan understand? Are you still bitter that I'm fucking my hand? Yes I'd rather be fucking alone than have to stiffle my vommit cause you want to bone. It isn't you nah it's a definate me I'm one twisted ity bity little fucked up freak. And I'm off the leash you tried to put me on wouldn't dream of fucking without a condom on. Some people hate me but always they bait me. Wish you could fuck me not worthy to suck me. Come at me with weapons if your darin to threaten. Don't try to trash me cause I will bash you.

January
Some of sarge's bad girls are having a birthday JANUARY 1ST Blue Eyed Brat *SBG*BBW*Owned By Tulsa's Angel@ fubar JANUARY 6TH S3XYCRICKET MEMBER OF THE SARGES BAD GIRLS & MEMBER OF*FU-Bombers*& RATING REVOLUTION@ fubar JANUARY 11TH *JuicyFruit69(Bi)*Sarge's Bad Girl**@ fubar JANUARY 12TH BiBabyGirl...DON'T LIKE BIGGER GIRLS GET THE F... OFF MY PAGE!@ fubar JANUARY 29TH ~Mistress Momma Meagan~R/L & Fu-Wifey of DJ Munchies~Owner of MMM's Pets~SBG~@ fubar show them lots of birthday love! Rate Fan Add Bling Crush them. While your here check out the sarge's bad girls were the best and baddest on fubar!! Sarge's Bad Girls

Porphyria
In 1985 biochemist David Dolphin proposed a link between the rare blood disorder porphyria and vampire folklore. Noting that the condition is treated by intravenous haem, he suggested that the consumption of large amounts of blood may result in haem being transported somehow across the stomach wall and into the bloodstream. Thus vampires were merely sufferers of porphyria seeking to replace haem and alleviate their symptoms.[107] The theory has been rebuffed medically as suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the haem in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a misunderstanding of the disease. Furthermore, Dolphin was noted to have confused fictional (bloodsucking) vampires with those of folklore, many of whom were not noted to drink blood.[108] Similarly, a parallel is made between sensitivity to sunlight by sufferers, yet this was associated with fictional and not folkloric vampires. In any case, Dolphin did not go on to p

Ancient Beliefs
Tales of supernatural beings consuming the blood or flesh of the living have been found in nearly every culture around the world for many centuries.[53] Today we would associate these entities with vampires, but in ancient times, the term vampire did not exist; blood drinking and similar activities were attributed to demons or spirits who would eat flesh and drink blood; even the devil was considered synonymous with the vampire.[54] Almost every nation has associated blood drinking with some kind of revenant or demon, or in some cases a deity. In India, for example, tales of vetalas, ghoul-like beings that inhabit corpses, have been compiled in the Baital Pachisi; a prominent story in the Kathasaritsagara tells of King Vikramāditya and his nightly quests to capture an elusive one.[55] Pishacha, the returned spirits of evil-doers or those who died insane, also bear vampiric attributes.[56] The Ancient Indian goddess Kali, with fangs and a garland of corpses or skulls, was also inti

Check Out My Store
Hey everyone come and check my new online store www.productswhatyouneed.ispeedway.com/. I have a couple of things right now but n a couple of weeks i will have everything. But help me out and buy something i have ipods, games, etc. check it out!!

Etymology
The Oxford English Dictionary dates the first appearance of the word vampire in English from 1734, in a travelogue titled Travels of Three English Gentlemen published in the Harleian Miscellany in 1745.[3][4] Vampires had already been discussed in German literature.[5] After Austria gained control of northern Serbia and Oltenia in 1718, officials noted the local practice of exhuming bodies and "killing vampires".[5] These reports, prepared between 1725 and 1732, received widespread publicity.[5] The English term was derived (possibly via French vampyre) from the German Vampir, in turn thought to be derived in the early 18th century from the Serbian вампир/vampir.[6][7][8][9][10] The Serbian form has parallels in virtually all Slavic languages: Bulgarian вампир (vampir), Czech and Slovak upír, Polish wąpierz, and (perhaps East Slavic-influenced) upiór, Russian упырь (upyr'), Bel

Vampires
Vampires are mythological or folkloric revenants who subsist by feeding on the blood of the living. In folkloric tales, the undead vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early Nineteenth Century. Although vampiric entities have been recorded in most cultures, the term vampire was not popularised until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe,[1] although local variants were also known by different names, such as vampir (вампир) in Serbia, vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulte

The Ex!
Is it bad that I want to go on my Ex-Wife's Facebook and call her the C word.. and BOMB her page with inappropriate stuff? Considering she's still with the fag-ola that she was with while we were married that she said she was "just friends" with????

The Glass Is Always Half Full.
Your Daily Motivation – The Glass Is Always Half Full. Thursday January 8, 2009 THE GLASS IS ALWAYS HALF FULL. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a good side to every situation. View your problems as opportunities. You cannot have the successes without the failures. Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. What are stumbling blocks and defeat before you can be stepping stones to victory if you remain determined. In all of your adversities lies the seeds of equivalent advantages. In every defeat there is a lesson showing you how to win the next time. When it's dark enough you can see the stars. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy Free Webinar => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Free Webinar => Beauty To Die For? ============================

Angel.
If I had a angel I'd rip it's wings off Get so pissed off just want to fucking go off Make it suffer like the god that sent it I'm fucking malcious and by gods will I represent it. Go ahead bitch send your god I'll have that mother fucker slobbin on my knob. Say your innocent a virgin and all that shit. Once you meet me I'll make you repent it bitch. Don't need no love no angel from above. Just need a sharp object and some fucking gloves. That way when I'm cutting smiles into your neck no fucking police can come try to fucking wreck. So many plans I have for you in my basement before I get started you'll want out this enslavement. I swear if I hear uttered a single prayer they'll find fucking peices of you everywhere. Go ahead I dare you ask if I care. Cause I don't chew though the tape your going no where. Remember how you used to fucking look at me bet you never thought that so much evil that you'd see. But it's to late time to suffer for all of your sins I'll ma

I Hate Mel So Much
Happy Birthday Cubby. Sometimes the hours in a day are sufficient. Mel, you are the biggest asshat I've ever met (Hmm. One or two possible exceptions). People may want to curse here: I do. For the record, I never asked.

Friday Autos Hit Em Up!
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL **** FIRST EVER HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT!! **** PLEASE RATE HER BLOG TOO AND LET HER/ME KNOW IF THERE IS A PROBLEM IN DOING SO. THANK YOU! AutosSQUIRTERKAYLA PLZ RATE MY BLOG ~Fu-Sponsored By # 1 LSU Tiger fan "Michael Barnes&#@ fubar ~COUGARBABY~OWNER OF COUGARBABIESDEN.COM~GRAPHIC DESIGNER@HH-FORUMS~@ fubar ☠☣FTW™☣☠-FU OWNED BY MS. SASSY@ fubar Chiina_Whiite@ fubar ♥ღTEQUILA ROSEღ♥FU-Owners OkMasterWolf&BhamBuggy(2nd Alarm Hotties Prospect@ fubar BOBBYBONES-DSC4LIFE-LOVIN MY SIS, TNK-YSC, FU-OWNED BY VODKAGURL@ fubar ~ Grlskikass2~ taken by *Cougerbaby*~~fu_owned by ~ J+A+B=ME~@ fubar Auto's On~LIN LIN~ Secret Fu Wifey of... ?

I Made Prophet Cause Of These Ppl
THESE ARE SOME AWESOME PPL WHO COME TO HELP ME LEVEL YESTERDAY AND I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO THEM NOW THERE WAS A LOT AND I COULDN'T GET THEM ALL ON HERE BUT HERE ARE SOME that WERE AMAZING SO AGAIN TY TO ALL WHO HELP ME YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL Here they are in No particular order.............. ~TAINTEDRAGE™~PROUDLY OWNED BY DJ INSANE~NAUGHTY BOUNCIN TIGGA~FuPriestess~FU MOM TO MYSTERIOUS 1~Fu@ fubar ~*KIKI*~@ fubar ~*LuCkY*~@ fubar sumdaysoon@ fubar foxlady4040 *~* head bouncer@dooms day lounge@ fubar DJ Virtigo Owner Of Dark Desires And Co Owner Of Tainted Desires Radio@ fubar These are great friends to have, which is why you should go Fan, Rate and add them NOW!! While your there... Spank them hard!!! Trust me they really do deserve it!!! This Pimpout brought to you by The One and Only, TAINTEDPRINCESS!! &

Love Horoscope For Virgo Today
The Three of Swords card suggests that dwelling on past pain, heartbreak or loss leaves you vulnerable to further attack or reopens old wounds. It can ultimately consume you, particularly if it is your own heart that has betrayed you. Thoughts of getting even will make things worse. Taking each betrayal or loss too personally becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy so that when you do finally let down your guard and trust again, you find yourself embroiled in the same emotional drama you vowed to avoid. Being on the defensive or carrying a chip on your shoulder practically ensures tension or wounded pride and your self-esteem may suffer as a result. Certain loss is irrevocable. The ensuing crisis can be a turning point for your relationship or love life, but only if you are willing to let go and take a chance.

Bored, Thought I'd Steal This From Ms.heather
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bedroom 2. Your significant other? away 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? love 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? wealth 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? silent 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? fulfilled 16. Muffins? pass 17. One of your wish list items? land 18. Where you grew up? west 19. The last thing you did? this 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? two 23. Your computer? friends 24. Your life? paused 25. Your mood? calm 26. Missing someone? yes 27. Favorite Store? none 30. Your summer? fun 31. Like someone? love 32. Your favorite color? purple 33. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday 34. Last tim

He Lifts You Up
He Lifts You Up Today's Scripture "I waited patiently for the Lord to help me, and he turned to me and heard my cry. He lifted me out of the pit of despair…He set my feet on solid ground…He has given me a new song to sing…" (Psalm 40:1-3, NLT). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria Have you ever felt like you were in a pit of despair? Just like God lifted David out, God is going to lift you out. Where you are right now is not where you’re going to stay. There are brighter days up ahead for you filled with favor, promotion, and increase. As you walk uprightly before Him, no good thing will He withhold from you. Notice that God gives us a new song. We have to do our part to sing that song. That means you don’t go around talking about your problems, how bad things are, or how you’re never going to make it. No, you have a song of victory! If somebody asks you how you’re doing, your attitude should be, "I’m too blessed to be stressed! I’m moving forward in strength and power

Singles Ad?
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Will U Marry Me?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry > me?' > > The girl said, 'NO!' > > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles > and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and > drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and > farted whenever he wanted to. > > > THE END

I Don't Understand Men
I'm so sick of men. All they want is a one night thing. Can I find one that wants more? One that isn't thousands of miles away from me? gee.... I always knew life would be hard, but I didn't know it would be this hard.

If I Told You!
If I told you I love You Would you tell me you love me too If I told you my heart belongs to you Would you take it and treat it good If I told you I can't stand being without you Would you come to me and take care of me If I told you, you are the only one for me Would you tell me I am the only one for you If I closed my eyes and wished you here with me Would you be there when I open my eyes If I told you, you make me happier than I have ever been Would you tell me I make you happier than you have ever been If I told you, you are what keeps me going Would you make sure that I never stopped If I told you I long to hear your voice Would you call me to ease my longing If I told you I dream of you being in my arms Would you come to me and let me hold you If I told you I wanted you to make love to me Would you make love to me and take me places I have never been If I told you I think of you from morning till night Would you tell me you think of me from morning till night

Thank You For Helping Me Godfather
I want to take this time to thank everyone who helped me Godfather. In the 2 years I've been in Fubar I have never been shown so much love from my friends and family here as well as people who I didn't even know. I thank you from my heart to you all. I am Blessed for knowing such great people. Again, thank you from my heart. A special thank you to dimitrisx for the auto 11's he gave me and also Rogue Wolf family for all their love and support helping me Godfather. I am proud to call you all my friends. You all rock!!! To Lord Wolf, Shayla, and Silverado.......You have done so much for me and I will never forget this ever!!!

L.l.l.=life's Lessons Learned
There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. [Chorus:] And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I didn't see, Hearts that I hurt needlessly, Some wounds, That I wish I could have one more chance to mend, But it don't make no difference, The past can't be rewritt

Tips For Evil Cult Members
Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of an amateur. Familiarize yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduced into the ceremony. If the penalty for not-to-specs work is death and/or mutilation, consider working for a more fault-tolerant deity. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your deity's name in the privacy of your own room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful. Before agreeing to impregnation by a supernatural being, investigate the survival rate of the other women who have undergone the procedure. Never invoke anything bigger than your head. Eschew deities whose followers are all young; such faith groups usually employ an unpleasant retirement procedure. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over ten pounds in weight -- it attracts unwelcome attention from tourists, policemen, various supernatural crea

You Finally Know You Are A Witch When...
1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".

Leveling Pimpout #17
Native American Pride Leveling Pimpout *GODDESS OF THE SEA*FU BOMBERS*NAP*GREETER IN THE GREENDOOR LOUNGE@OFFICAL LOUNGE SUNSHINE@ fubar 157k to level This leveling Pimpout brought to you by: Native American Pride Homepage@ fubar

Bully For Tami
Well this is one of my best friends on jan. 12th she will be celebrating her 2 yr anniversary on here. Lets all go and show her the love that she deserves. She does alot for people and deserves the love in return....So lets show her all the love we can FAN HER RATE HER ADD HER BLING HER BLAST HER

My Dirty Little Secret
Fourteen years ago today, I was 22, living with my parents in a trailer park in Puyallup, WA, working at Jack in the Box, mid-way through massage school, and about to give birth. It was a girl. For about a year after, the adoption agency set me updates. Then I just kept moving and didn't keep in touch with them. I'm sure they have a huge file on a girl who looks just like me with dark hair. Part of me wants to find out. Part of me has always wanted to 'make something of myself' first. Every year is one year closer to when she can legally come looking for me. I hope she likes what she sees. I hope she understands my decision. I hope she has a good, happy life. I have so many hopes for the one I trusted others to raise. It also happens to be Elvis's birthday. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

Happy Birthday Elvis
Here is the deal. Today of all days my computer is giving me hissy fits. I mean BAD. Thanks to Vixen for helping me. I have 25+ messages I have 25+ comments. If i'm slow to get back to you i'm very sorry. I thank you all for the birthday luv. My friends rock. :D Auto's on at 8am FU time Happy Hour @ 12pm FU time :D PS My Computer sucks Moose balls

I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends
I've had a hard time thinking lately so I'd appreciate a little extra brainpower on this one since I'm kind of pressed for time here. I've been stressing about finding a job. But then yesterday I thought, "maybe I'm going about this wrong." So here is my question. Does it make sense for me, being a homeowner, to take a year and a half off, live on student loans and hurry up to finish school? To take loans out to pay my mortgage and monthly expenditures? I did some figuring last night and it would cost me roughly $30,000 per year. If I continue working though, school could take me maybe 3 more years and right now (or I guess I should say the job I'm about to leave) I make $24,000 a year. And the degree I'm about to get would earn me twice that when I'm finally done. I don't like the idea of going into that much debt but at the same time I'm tired of not having a defined career and I'm not getting any younger. If I keep on like I am I'll be 32 before I finally complete colleg

Life
Yesterday as some of you may know I went with my girl Daphne to the plasma center in Hampton. I am able to donate between 600 and 700 milliliters. I am glad to do it because I get paid for it but it also benefits everyone because it helps make medicine and helps babies and other stuff. I use about an hour to an hour and a half, my plasma and in return I get about 60 a week for doing this. It also gets me out of the house. It gives me some money to have when I wanna go to VB and when I want stuff.

Kids...
15 things kids know about the ocean, that you don't 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 5) - A dolphin breaths through an as-hole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I l