Good Morning,
I have a riddle for you:
Pick up a white piece of Paper, totally white, no lines as in notebook paper, if you only have note book paper then it will have to do.
Ok here is the riddle, stare at the white sheet of paper for 25 seconds.
Now answer this question.
What is it? No not a sheet of paper…come on…give it a try look real hard… you will see it.
Ok I am not going to give you the answer until you take this serious.
I will go on will my morning story, if you do not try to give me an educated guess…
Ok..that does it…
Good Morning…oh shoot I already said that…Well I am one morning greeting ahead is all.
So I hear all these morning zoo gooberistic events going on country wide. Gooberistic is not a real word this I know, however, due to the amount of snow we have been receiving there is no time to go to Dictionary.com so there…So I go to take Lizard outside this morning, picture this if you will, It’s 10 degrees, it snowed another 10-12 inches on our asses. I try to always give Lizard the potty break before I leave for work, so I call her she jumps up…well perhaps it was more of a doggy style lazy ass stretch and turtle neck moves along the way as if she already knew it was cold out, and we had much snow…So we head out into the garage…ok we heat our garage, no I am not Mr. Got rocks I just would rather not get a cold blast of air when I open the door into the garage…Hey It’s Michigan Cold, and Snow is a winter way of Life here…so the garage is heated to about like 60* and it’s a two car garage so it’s semi big. I open up the access door so she can go out and do her duties…and while we are on our way outside Charles the Big ole Siamese Cat and he is real interested in getting outside he looks out and sits down as if to say…”when is this Shizit going to stop?” So he goes back and climbs back onto one of the cars where he can stay warm, then Liz I kid you not…she looks out side and squats right there inside the garage as if to tell me…”Ah Hell No! I will peee right here…take my ass back inside you know I am an old dog!...now lets go I am done…” So I am like LIZ!!!! She looks at me with these big as German Shepard eyes and I could not tell if she winked or I was imagining it and she started back up the entry way steps to go back inside the house…I am like…You have to have seen the look on my face it was like someone just asked me a question I could not answer but was mad they even asked it…So I take her butt back inside, well actually she walked inside by herself and I look down at her little puddle and think…the mops are basement, Crawlspace, hell I do not know…I grab a snow shovel full of snow and create yellow snow…scoop it up and throw it out…don’t eat the yellow snow…Michigan does not specialize in Lemonade Flavored Snow…that would either be the traces of a dog, or some made just relieving himself where ever…because apparently that is where it comes from not the local tasty freeze.
So back to the white sheet of paper…any guess’s?
It is a Christmas Card from me to you, waving the white flag, saying enough is enough, stop sending us your snow!!!
If you had to use the lined paper it is the same story looking through Venetian blinds outside….
Ok I am done for the day, I answered the riddle, I gave you the Dog and Cat story from today…and I am tired of snow…
A huge hug and many pats
Marrtay
