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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661

Garbage and More Garbage

Ok what in the world! Police in Minnesota blasted the crap out of a Garbage truck trying to commandeer it as it swerved and weaved and bobbed in a drunkard fashion.

LITTLE FALLS, Minn. - A 40-year-old man is behind bars after leading deputies on a 57-mile chase — in a garbage truck.

At one point, a Morrison County sheriff's deputy tried to stop the truck by firing a shotgun into its engine.

Police said the pursuit started when authorities received a report Tuesday about an intoxicated man trying to get into a home. The man left, driving the truck, before deputies arrived

Authorities said the driver swerved at squad cars and accelerated in reverse.

Deputies tried stopping the truck with stop sticks, but it kept going with several flat tires.

The driver eventually pulled over and was caught by a police dog as he ran into the woods.

The suspect was treated for dog bites, and then jailed, pending charges. I can see this playing out…the pore drunk bastard flailing at the police dog yelling Stopppp hick up! Iiiiittiit  daa daa dammit  doo daa doggie.

Ok isn’t it bad enough they blasted his engine, shot out his tires and then sicked the dang saber tooth dog on him. Ok I get it he is a felon, he broke the law drunkard driving in a garbage truck and I know he could have done some serious damage or kilt someone. (Kilt isn’t that the fagot skirt type thingy wore by free balling Scotsmen?) However…Mr. Minnesota Police man isn’t there enough higher up on the food chain felons, like robbers, rapist’s and killers that need shot gun blast to their vehicles or perhaps sicking fido teeth and all clamping down on their asses? Oh and get this, also in the news today’s definition of “WHITE-TRASH”

POLICE have arrested a young naked couple after they were discovered having sex in the back of a garbage truck.

The police officer's surprise discovery came after reports of people walking suspiciously behind a business in an area of British Columbia last week.
"When the officer was out of his car having a look around, checking doors he could hear noises coming from the dumpster," said Sgt. John Price.  
The officer called out and got no response, so he pulled out his flashlight and took a look inside.  
"He peeked over the edge and in the bottom of the dumpster, a man and a woman (were) full-on nude, intertwined, oblivious to his presence," Price said, confirming the pair were in the act.
The couple complied when ordered to put on their clothes and get out of the dumpster. A 26-year-old man was taken into custody on an unrelated outstanding warrant. A 30-year-old woman was simply told to go home. Perhaps the dog had no plans for the evening…I don’t know…that is just sick, slap me with a garbage can lid and call me goofy.

So there ya have it, do not drunkard drive in a 10 ton Garbage Truck if so be prepared to whip out a steak for Fido and no fornicating in the back of a Garbage truck…come on now that is just to dirty…

Have a FanTabulous Day I am off tomorrow yeah me, yeah me Va-Kay Day

Working though if the rain even stops I can build that friggen ark, you can damn sure bet I am not allowing a Garbage truck on it…No telling what turns people on…

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