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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Does anyone ever get into those Horoscopes? I mean there are countless numbers of them out there. I am always getting the one that sounds just like me… SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. Oh and just for those who are really, really, really superstitious they throw in this little controlling whim. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. Nice, makes one shiver in their knickers. Just once, just once I want to see the one that says: ARIES: The Aggressive, Mind controlling Freak! Don’t cross this person or 4 years of bed luck would seem like a vacation. Taurus: The Tramp…Nothing more need be said. He will take you for everything you have and she will give you everything she has. Now these are not meant to signify anyone personally how ever, if you put 15 scorpions in a room together perhaps one or two fit the profile, but not all. People will believe anything if it is on the net and people will believe what they wish. Hocus Pocus three lashes of a Burmese Striped cat and one wing of a vampire bat, drool of a one eyed snake and sweat from a wart hog for goodness sake…means. I can rhyme not that you are going to grow a third leg, not that your true love is waiting around the corner, not that for the next 4 years your luck would be anything it would not have been if you looked over one horoscope over another. What is real is what you see. Leave the magic for The Mind Freak or David Copperfield. Even Villija the overseas which doesn’t have a clue. If so perhaps the world wouldn’t be so desperate for the divine intervention. Beliefs are beliefs. So in the next few days if you see the Virgin Mary in the clouds it means your dosage is too strong, get that looked into. Miracles do happen however they do not happen just because one wished harder then the next…good people die, not so good people survive. It has been going on since man’s origin. Faith is good, however common since gives one pause. Because out of 100 people jumping off a cliff, there are only so many sky hooks to grab and save those who have faith… However if I am wrong, I will be the first to say: Wow I was wrong! A huge hug and if you do not forward this to thirteen criminals in twenty states. Then they will not get it…that’s all. No bad luck and wait a minute how do you know so much about criminals in other states? Have a good day. Perhaps the only thing I have in common with being a scorpion and viewing the horoscope is that I have a birthday that falls in that space. Marrtay
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