A man was laying out in the sun nude on a beach, a little girl walked up so he covered his privates with a newspaper.
The little girl asked "What's under there?"
He replied "A bird"
The little girl went on her way,
some time had passed and the man fell asleep
Next thing he knows, he wakes up in alot of pain, and in the hospital with a dr and a cop at his bedside.
The Dr. asked "What happened?"
The man replied, "I'm not sure, I was tanning at the beach, spoke to a little girl, then fell asleep."
The cop said we asked the little girl "what happened?" and she said:
"Well the man fell asleep, I was playing with his bird, then it spit at me, so I broke it's neck, crushed it's eggs, and burned it's nest!"
moral of the story: Never lie to a kid, it may just bite you in the butt!!
