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Scirocco.
What power does knowledge bring?When tis beauty that shapes our world.It was not plato who launched 1,000 shipsWho among us has been moved to tears by calculustrigonometry and abstract physics?save the frustration of an overdue assignment-When the grandieur of the chasmthe dancing ribbons of light in the norththe white sand sparkling in salt sprayis what we celebrate fond, and close.These are our truths, and there is power in truth.Power in the very reality we love.What good is knowledge in a land of foolswhere mediocrity, even failure is rewarded.We're only granted the shield of knowingtake your hand from the fire,come out of the rain, fall flat with both eyes open.Shakespeare or Milchberg?Sovereign truth, or academic discourse?Beauty is only skin deepuntil you carve it in stone.Until you ink it from your heart.Capturing this moment.Her perfection.But marble crumbles.Paper burns.Youth ripens on the branchturning too sweet, creased and overburdened.The only power in knowledgeis the gra

Angel Of Newport Beach
Ok. so this person comes to my page talkin smack about football...so I was cutting up with her..and went and fanned and rated her an 11 and the bitch blocks me?? WTF?? Here's the entire conversation...read from the bottom up: angel of n...: oh but yet youre becomin my fan and ratin me an 11 ★ Ƈяคż¥ Щђ...: LOL angel of n...: whatevers! ★ Ƈяคż¥ Щђ...: LMFAO...oh u smack talking huh? lmfao we shall come back.. angel of n...: that my colts had a touchdown already ★ Ƈяคż¥ Щђ...: srry for what? angel of n...: sorry sweetie

New Orlean Saint Jokes All Time Favorites
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even been in the Hall of Fame."God said, "So what's your point Peyton?""Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's MINE."#2Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case o

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Light Of Friendship
I've seen the lightAnd it's in you,In everything you areAnd in everything you do. It's a perfect lightThat shines for all to seeIt radiates from youAnd has pierced the heart of me. The light is from a friend.It's a light that keeps me warmIt lets me know how loved I amAnd keeps me safe from harm To you my friend I am thankful,In each and every wayFor you lift my spirits up,With every passing day To know that you are there for meIt makes me feel aliveBecause it is your friendship's lightUpon which my love thrives. "Thank you" isn't good enoughBut they're the only words I knowIt is your light of friendshipThat gives my world it's glow.

Rhyme Session With The Shining
The Shining™ - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:Brass Knuckles shine like platinum: the epi-tome, handsome with a microphone. You cowards are cro-magnon, counterfits, like lead dipped in chrome, mellowdramatic, fairy tail gnomes. The Three Kings lift heavy weight and smash on the drones. The Shining™ - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:BRASS KNUCKLES TO THE DOME, you can phone a friend or phone home, but that won't save you from a silver bullet in the zone. Me and my folks smoke killa' zones, and set fire to these sterile-ass clones. Cat's throw books, but I slap 'em wit' a tome. Kung-fu-spiritual, like Bruce Leroy, when I rome. Heavy liftin', heavy spittin' from heavy chromosomes. I'd hate to meet me in a dark alley, under full moon, alone. To rally me, myself and I'm known, to thump a scally-wag, with heavy hands like "tally ho!" Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said:my wit is sharp enough to cut down the middle of a strand of hair, hella accurate

Mistakes
It was a mistake I made and one I admit Loving you with all my heart not listening to my head The lies you told haunt my life still Friends of yours offering sympathy like the dead The wall I let down so you could enter within Torn apart and ripped to pieces by your pettiness and doubt Now that wall is stronger and harder around my heart Built upon tears, fears, lies and mistrust that I have to cart Thank you for being such a complete and utter jerk I hope you fall victim to the games of the heart you play And she does to you what you have done today

Should I Be Worried?
Should I be worried, because of my health that I may make it into Gan Eden earlier than i intend? Gan Eden is the Hebrew expression for Heaven.A. don't worry be happy B.better late than never As always comments should be fun

An Actual Craig's List Personals Ad .....fuckin Funny As Hell
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah, night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

It's Not The End Of The World
True loves kiss blessed me this one nightIt was magical and true, a fairytale endingBut you must understand true love is only the beginning People fall down into empty spaces The terror and greif, we don't want to face itYet some how each day something changesOur lives move on, our hearts healYou begin to relive, to finally feel I'll show you love in the darkest of daysI'll show you compassion when you've fallen astrayI may not know you, I may love youBut my heart will be true, even for you I'll be your Guadian Angel while the flames watch you burnI'll take away this horror, and give you another turnI'll shed a new light for a better day A hopeful path so you can find your way They're plenty of people who break heartsBut remember the ones you've broken from the startYou're not alone, and you never will beBut realize your pain doesn't have to be For once there's a way to fight back from the hatePassion is pure, it's something that you can takeMove on with your life even though you'

Poem1
There's only so much I can takeAlready shattered, with nothing else to breakEmpty and hallow in everything I doHoping and praying, I can make it through I struggle to breathe when I wake up in the morningsThe deary darkened clouds do nothing more than reflect my moodCountless nights my eyes will cry themselves emptyAnd my misery lead me to unnatural acts Though the blood falls so quicklyIt's beautiful for what it isThe essence of life and emotionsThe color of love and hate, passion and torture For so long I have wondered what was wrong with meNo energy to focus, to move, to live But I would never let it winI would fight back everytime tragedy came my way Standing alone with no one to help meI would battle the demons within my own mindShoving back the thoughts of anger, pain, and despair What more could I do besides never give up?Even at my weakest state, I was never defeatedI found a way to make victory mine I could see the light at the end of the tunnelSo slowly my hands would d

He Can't Even See
Young and old, wild and tamedBoth of which desribe one persons nameBeautiful and seductive in the eyes of a girlWho can only wish to be given the world I thinks about him day and nightIs he the one for me, or is this not right?He doesn't seem to notice the look in my eyesThe one I get when he just passes by One filled with hopes and dreams of a fairytale endingThat of which doesn't even have a beginningI rely on myself to assure that he caresHis rejection I know I could never bare Yet I walk all alone when the sun goes downStill thinking about him, even though he's no longer aroundI can't ever seem to get him off my mindFor I've done noticed, he's definitely one of a kind Talented and sweet, cute and charmingThe emotions he stirs in me are simply alarmingBut the facts still remain, I has nothing left but painFor being ignored is all I have gained He's more than just a guy, more than just a friendA simple crush filled fantasy I'm hoping will somebday endI know where this can't go,

In Loving Memory
How was I to know that you would leave me so soon?Alone and lost I would stay in my own roomYou were everything to me and so much moreBut I could never openly see how much we had in store We laughed and played gamesScreamed and cried without any shameI could always count on you to be my crying shoulderA strong and brave hand, an unmovable bolder You were my comfort, my awaiting armsAnd I know I'll never forget your amazing charmYour tender smile when you saw my faceYour lovable laughter when I tripped in grace It was innocent and caring, passionate and pureEverything one could want, a heart break cureWe shared so many interests, ones crazy an insaneYet each time we talked, it always made my day When nobody could cheer me up You'd find away to make me smileWhen nobody could would help me upYou were there to pick up my broken pieces And when nobody cared enoughYou showed me just how much you did I'll never forget your warm embraceOr that sweet smile that claimed you faceYour sparkli

Wanna Be Loved
I look at him through eyes of innocent wonderCurious as to what lies behind that hidden maskHis midnight black hair and ocean blue eyes Are something any girl can get lost in I wonder what its like to be in his armsTo feel his loveAnd to know that he needs me as much as i need him I've never honestly been in love before But looking at this man awakens something remarkable within me For the first time i feel the need to touch and be touched in return But is this love? Or is this lust? Some say there isn't a difference They both go hand in hand And what better way to show someone love Than through the startling eyes of lust? To give yourself up completely And surrender to a much greater force To hold someone so close to youAs if you were one As if no one could break you And nothing would hurt you He would cherish the offering you so willingly give Delicately rolling his tongue across your skinSavering the purified taste of luscious desire Reaching down to pull you higher and high

Naive
The taste of my innocence still lingers on your blood staind lips While your hands so hard and cold continue to travel along my hips My whimpers go unheard and my heart breaking cries die What started out as fun only turned into a horrid lie It felt wrong to start with but I only wanted to please you There was nothing in that moment you couldn't make me do I was trapped in your gaze like a mouse in the eyes of a snake But you only had one thing on your mind There was something you wanted to take I was too young and naive to understand where it was going Every whisper was a sweet seductive lie that would kill me Leaving behind a trail of blood red tears And forever in my heart would I stay in fear That night my world was changed forever I could no longer call myself innocent. Not now, not ever. You took something from me that I can never get back Deep in my mind I wish to be given a second chance To change that moment you broke me down to my very core Shattered ever

Love Ain't Gonna Wait For You
"Love Ain't Gonna Wait For You"Your heartbeat's taking overAnd there's nowhere you can goAnd the love that you discoverIs finally taking holdWhen it feels like the beginningAnd the story will unfoldThere's a time to take your chancesDon't be scared of the unknownCause you can't fight itDon't deny itLove is stronger than each otherShow me babyWhat you're gonna do Cause love ain't gonna wait for youDon't run, don't hideLove ain't gonna wait for youIt's so good, it's so rightLove ain't gonna wait for youYou know that it's trueLove ain't gonna wait for youSo baby hold me bring me closerBe the one I give my allThere's no waiting a minute longerTo finally give your heartYou can't hide itDon't deny itLove is stronger than each otherShow me babyWhat you're gonna do, doLove ain't gonna wait for youDon't run, don't hideLove ain't gonna wait for youIt's so good, it's so rightLove ain't gonna wait for youYou know that it's trueI can't hold back what I'm thinkingDon't you tell me that I'm dreaming

To The Following Company
Dear Kotex... down2basics: Dear Kotex:I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: a.. Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. b.. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. c.. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. d.. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead. See what happens and report back. I'll wait.While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I guaran-freakin-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. This advice was some brain functionof a male.... right???Staying activ

Making Tamarindo And Blogging...the Blog
Making tamarindo and blogging...the blog Current mood: bouncy Category: Food and Restaurants First question..."what is tamarindo?"Answer...easy...a brewed drink made from tamarind..a fruit that is harvested from a tree that has a very savory taste. Tamarind can be made and used for many things in cooking. To make tamarindo is very simple. Get about 5-8 tamarind pods and peel off the outer hard shell (dont work...it cracks open easy and comes right off). Next,if you can peel off the spine that goes down the middle until only the slightly sticky dark pulp is exposed. Take the peeled pods and throw them into a pot of water and boil them for about 30 minutes or until the pulp is falling apart or flaking off. Turn off the heat and let cool ..THIS IS IMPORTANT! DO NOT throw the hot tamarind water mixture into the fridge...it will sour. Let completely cool and then reach into the cool water and feel each pulp..you will feel seeds inside the pulp. With your hands remove the seeds until non

Torn
Torn 2/7/2010 By: Travis Smith Boy meets girl.. Boy likes girl.. Girl likes boy.. They mesh.. Boy meets another girl.. They like each other.. They mesh... Uh oh.. Delimma.. Boy is confused.. Girls are clueless... What the hell is wrong here? Should boy make choices? Girl A? Girl B? Both until the inevitable happens? Or drop them both? Boy ponders... ------------------------------------------------------------ This happens a lot in the world doesn't it? People don't know where to go.. Where to turn.. People get hurt when they shouldn't.. People get left hanging when there's no need to.. Boy I can't count the times I've heard about these stories, watched it on tv, watched it in a movie, or seen it unfold before my very eyes through other people's issues.. Crazy world..

Methis
Lord Spinoza requested that I create a thesis on “ME”. So I suppose I can throw something together in order to appease his desire to know more. Quirky: A peculiarity of action, behavior, mannerism, or personality. In most cases this is the first word I use to describe myself. Why? Because if I don't people are caught off guard or feel the need to tell me something I already know. I like my quirks, it keeps people on their toes. Some quirks you ask, well, I don’t eat meat on the bone I have to pick it off to consume it, I trim and file my toe nails every other day because the feeling of long nails against my legs as I sleep drives me to madness, I will help an injured or homeless animal in an instant but if there was a child crying for help I would likely turn and pretend I didn’t hear them (this goes along with the fact that I adore my daughter and hate all other children), I have an overwhelming urge to drive my vehicle into a tree just to see what would happen

Fail #1
So... i Went out back to smoke a Cigg. While out there I found that my Cracked out, Stoned and Drunk Cousin left a Lit Cigg on my newly refinished and rebuild Swinging bench So it left a nice big Totally Black burn on it..... YAY For People Who have No Since of Respect or Value of other peoples Stuff!!!!!

Squandered
Squandered (By Me) When I was young and fool heartedI found true love and then I squanderedI lived and lost but always wonderedabout that one true love I squandered Through the years I often thought, about that one true love I left for noughtshe occupied my thoughts so many timesI wondered if she thought of me Many years have passedthe gray set inI come to find my one true loveHas thought of me as I have her Her beauty surpased my wildest dreamstime has been so kind to herI still feel love from pastbut so much more this time will last I find myself at heavens gateto thank the Lord for my great fatefor he has brought her back to meMy one true love I had squandered

Slightly Used Speculum
Slightly Used Speculum (Aliquippa) Date: 2010-02-01, 1:29AM EST Reply to: sale-crr6f-1580274766@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a slightly used medical vaginal Speculum Iam taking offers on, it has been sterilized and will be again before sent out, if you want more pics of it I can send you more, just let me know! on it it reads. 3c 07 jarit 500-100 Germany Stainless 55 Iam mostly looking for offers of well anything, cash, items, computer parts, and well more medical instruments. Location: Aliquippa http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/bar/1580274766.html Slightly used Speculum

My Good Deed For The Day
I've always wanted to coin a new word, to create a simple sound that so completely captures a universal human experience, it quickly becomes part of the fabric of our culture. That would be something. People everywhere using my word to express a feeling they had hitherto been unable to articulate. Here are a few of my word ideas, and an example of their proper usage, for your consideration. I hope you use them. doorgasm - The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home. I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start. gridlove - A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams. Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane. homortified

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Eyes Closed
My eyes are open the world is spinning. The rest of yours are closed while mine are open. Close those eyes which seem to not want to. Close those which seem to want to see eveything around. Open to all that doesnt want to see. Open to all that does want to know. To be scared is the worse feeling in the world and we all go through it, but god damn it open your fucking eyes; say something. Stop letting people hold you back. I want to close my eyes but I can't no matter how hard I try. Why won't you? Trying to make it through this world is hard. Trying to make it through this world alone is even harder, but when you have no one and no one is will to help then there is nothing. So my eyes stay open while yours stay shut. Everything is spinning around, everything is turning. What am I to do. Wait. Leave. Give up. Hell no, mine will always be opened to watch you fall. I will never leave i will never give up. The only thing i ask is for you to open your eyes.

More Pre Then Game
For Those that don’t follow Football or sports you may not know that today is the superbowl. This for some time has been more of an event then a game. Yes a game will be played but for so many people it is much more then that. There have been some great games and some bad games, I hope tonight’s is a great game. There have been games in the past where the ads where better then the game. There have been times when the singing was better then the game. By the way When will Metallica get a half time show. Granted one of their new songs might take up the entire Half but the half could be extended. I can remember other networks would have their own Half Time show you could click over to. I know I bash E! for this but they do this same super early pre game show thing to on the award shows. I have seen that they had a 2-3 hr red carpet and then a preshow before that. Then again for some of the awards Fashion TV had stuff on at the same time. Than after

Mixed Emotions
A husband and wife are watching a psychology show about the dynamic of mixed emotions. The husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She says: "Of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.""

Inside The Camp
Surrounded by four walls. The smelling of burning flesh is choking them. The smoke and dust is blinding them. Where are they? What will happen? A day going by and nothing but more torture happens. Beating until skin has gone black, Not eating anything. New friends and family members disappearing as each few hours passed. Go finally for a shower and to never return. Weeks have passed and feeling very lucky. Bodies turning into skeletons; seeing every bone and muscle, Trying to rip through passed the skin. No longer hungry, No longer tired. Just the happiness of living is all they need. Months have passed. Only one is left, that came in the beginning. Happiness is gone. Sadness never came. Numbness is filling their soul. Burning flesh and ash is comforting. The wanting of a shower becomes more desperate. Time has passed, How much is irrelevant. Pleading for a shower to end this madness. They accepted and dragged him in with the others. Doors a

Wolf
Wolf Any of three extant species of canine. The gray, or timber, wolf (Canis lupus) is the ancestor of all domestic dogs. It once had the largest distribution of any mammal except human beings, but it is now found primarily in Canada, Alaska, the Balkans, and Russia. Wolves are intelligent and social. Their primary prey are deer, moose, and caribou, though they feed on many smaller animals as well. Because wolves have killed livestock, they have been persecuted by farmers and ranchers. A male gray wolf may be 7 ft (2 m) long and weigh up to 175 lb (80 kg); it is the largest living wild canid. Gray wolves live in hierarchical packs whose territories cover at least 38 sq mi (100 sq km) and hunt mostly at night. The much smaller red wolf (C. rufus), once widespread in the south-central U.S., has been bred in captivity and reintroduced. The Abyssinian wolf (C. simensis) of Ethiopia was formerly considered a jackal. See also dire wolf.

Instability
Disorder Rating Paranoid Disorder: High Schizoid Disorder: High Schizotypal Disorder: High Antisocial Disorder: High Borderline Disorder: Very High Histrionic Disorder: Low Narcissistic Disorder: High Avoidant Disorder: Very High Dependent Disorder: High Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: High -- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

Fack Mornings
I've 6am, I've only been up for a half hour, and can already tell it's gonna be a long damn day!My alarm is set for 6:15, but I woke up at 5:30...Why did I wake up so early? Cause I had cramps so bad that they woke me up! So bad they were shooting down my legs too!I dunno why I have cramps so bad, it's not that time of the month, and I'm not ovulating...Anywho....On the way to the bathroom, I slipped in dog pee, and well, now my back hurts too!The dog pee is my fault, I passed out without letting them out.I actually can't believe I slept at all last night!Then I was going through my mobile updates on my phone....It said that BIRDMAN wrote two bulletins....I got really pissed, cause Chris is sposed to be working! Then I realized what my myspace name was, and that my phone was only showing the first part of it! I feel like that Cat Vs. Monday video, on killfrog....too bad it's only Sunday!

Movie Review-
Weekly movie review wk-1 Alrgt well decided to start this blog thing and make it about movies i watched recently.If they sucked or were wicked maybe someone will give me idea for rating lol.Well im way behind in reviews so this first one be a collage.Plz feel free to comment or recomend a movie to review.Either way this si just my way to gudie u too some wicked movies worth payin for or wouldnt watch if they paid me to watch LOL.everyweek round here the fam gets together and we watch a flick and hang. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.Interesting movie since book wasnt that big.awesome graphics and effects for sure.ANd omg the writer was on soem great drugs the ltl side scences and comments are soem of the best i think.great flic to roll a blunt to and laugh alot.Worth payin @ the movies NO but to watch for few bucks is worth the money for laughs at least.Well this my first review hope i did ok will work on credit shit in future ones MOvie that totally SUCK ASS THRU A STRAW

Come To Your Window
I took a job as a Nanny just after I graduated college. The Carter's were the perfect family; well off, but not obnoxiously ritzy, down to earth, and generally very kind. As I settled into my bedroom on my first day I took a moment to survey my new neighborhood. Most of the houses were fairly large with pristine landscaping. My eyes finally settled on the window directly across from my own. A handsome teenage face stared back at me. He mussed his curly blonde hair as he smiled. Over the next few days I got familiar with some of the neighbors, including Evan, the inhabitant of the room right across from mine. He was the son of two high-powered attorneys, a senior at the local high school, and all around spoiled rich kid. He didn't bother me much at first, a wave from across the yard as I wrangled the kids inside, a "how are you today?" here or there. On one particularly bright summer afternoon Evan came wandering into our backyard, soccer ball in hand. "Hey Katie," he smiled at me. Tra

'neo-nazi' Party Allowed To Distribute Cds Outside Schools
German authorities have decided to step aside as the National Democratic Party of Germany, a radical far-right political group that is often described as ‘neo-Nazi’, distributes CDs outside of schools, a report said Saturday. Germany authorities have said they will not prevent the neo-Nazi NPD party from distributing CDs outside schools with interviews and music by members of its party, a report said Saturday. The youth protection office said the disc by the National Democratic Party of Germany, the country's most radical far-right party which touts an anti-immigrant agenda, just contained political opinions, the report in the Suddeutsche Zeitung said. The office therefore found no basis on which to ban the disc, the report quoted director Elke Monsen-Engberding as saying. According to the NPD the original demand to ban the distribution of the CDs came from the north east state of Lower Saxony. On its website, the NPD welcomed the decision. The party could "continue t

From Woes To Triumph
Life can bring us uncertainties when we least expect them, but then again when we're not expecting anything at all, there is a family member, friend or even a complete stranger to come to our aid. I've always said life itself throws in it's "monkey wrenches" here and there in order to remind us WE don't always have it easy. Those who do, should never take ANYTHING for granted. This means people as well. A parent, a spouse, a child, a friend, a stranger. Even a animal can turn their backs on you when you need them the most. So be careful.. For if you turn your back on someone, when you need them, they might not be there for help. I thank god/goddess every day for having the people that I do, are in my life. We might not always get along or agree on certain everyday conversations, but friendship to me is just like having a family member, one way or another We're all added to the POT. It might not look or seem like I worry, but those who have been involved closely here in the last coupl

Some Thing I'll Never Forget
Me an my bottle of eight star were just thinking of this place we know, its the most magical place I've ever bean and so beautiful, its like our own little slice of heaven. you have to walk like a mile strait up this huge hill an at the top it kind of Plato's off there's just enough of these really big tall trees to give you privacy from the mansion across the holler to the right of the path. there's also a huge holler at the left end of the Plato { like an island without the sea} in the middle there's an old fallen tree where two lovers set in the early dawn watching the sun rise with the most gorgeous Hughes of amber an gold light shimmering off the tree's an fallen leaves an there soul's connect making them forever soul mates . now close you're eyes and picture what you just read. and message me back the first thought or feeling that comes to you.

Dancing
Dancing - Elisa This is exactly how I'm feeling right now. My buddy Aaron sent it to me and it just fits how I am about someone. Time is gonna take my mindand carry it far away where I can flyThe depth of life will dim my temptation to live for youIf I were to be alone silence would rock my tears'cause it's all about love and I know betterHow life is a waving featherSo I put my arms around you around youAnd I know that I believe and soonMy eyes are on you they're on youAnd you see that I can't stop shakingNo, I won't step back but I'll look down to hide from your eyes'cause what I feel is so sweet and I'm scared that even my own breathOh could burst it if it were a bubbleAnd I'd better dream if I have to struggleSo I put my arms around you around youAnd I hope that I will do no wrongMy eyes are on you they're on youAnd I hope that you won't hurt meI'm dancing in the room as if I was in the woods with youNo need for anything but musicMusic's the reason why I know t

The Night In The Woods
I was walking in the woods to find some where I can be alone for a while since there where people at my place and I was so damn horny. There was a full moon tonight and I have not had any in months and I needed some badly. So I decided to take a walk so I can get off. When I got far enough away to where no one will notice or see me I sat down to have some fun but then I heard a guy grunt and movement close by and thought, great someone is getting fuck. I got up to see f I could see them so maybe I can have something to get off to. But what I found was even better; it was a guy I saw at the party playing with himself. I got the crazy idea that maybe if I acted like I just happen to be walking by and find him like that maybe just maybe he would want to have some fun with me. I slowly walk back a few then I start walking back to where he was at, when I saw him I stopped died and just looked at him. He blushed and tried to hid what he was d

Riddle Answers And Prizes
RIDDLES A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the womans daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be?The secretary was the girl's father.How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.Why does the stork stand on one leg?Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!.What Am I? A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What Am I?A potato.How can this be? A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops

Guarantee Her An Orgasm
Certain things are needed to push women over the brink of ecstasy. Try these bedroom-tested strategies. When I'm this close to orgasm -- eyes squeezed shut, lips twisted in a Billy Idol sneer, cheeks glowing -- the most descriptive word wouldn't be "passionate" or "erotic." It would be "determined." Because right then, at the edges of my fading consciousness, I'm worried that the phone will ring, my knees will lose their traction on the sheets, or my boyfriend will change position, and suddenly I'll be sliding away from that elusive peak instead of moving toward it. For the 75 percent of women who don't always reach orgasm during intercourse, this happens all the time. What we need is a fuse blower -- that last shot of stimulation that blasts us into never-never land. "Calling it a fuse blower is pretty appropriate," says sex therapist Ian Kerner, Ph.D. "Recent studies show that in order for a woman to achieve orgasm, the part of her brain associated with stress, emotion, and anxiety

Something I Started While In Jail And Have Yet To Finish.
It was a very cold night, I remember it well. Almost as if it were yesterday. I remember the moon was out in her platninum splendor. I forget the exact year, you tend to do that when ur immortal. Days, months, years...they all seem to just blend together after a while. I can tell you the year now, that is easy, but this story is not about now...it is about then. It is about who and what I am, and how I came to be. Now I know many of you may not believe me, for some of the things which I will tell you may destroy your little safe havens that you have illusioned yourselves with. You may not believe how the world will turn out to be. If this is the case, if you are afraid or to close-minded to accept what I am about to tell you, then do us both a favor and close this book. Sell it, return it, burn it, for I care not. For the rest of you who wish to know the fate of the world as you know it now, then by all means continue reading. Know that all I tell you is true and will come to pa

Walls
You wake from a sleep. A dead sleep in a cold sweat, but hotter than hell. You look at the clock the dead sleep lasted less than an hour yet again. The wall again with the wall, it haunts you in the day and in the night. It changed your life and made you realize that the actual world can actually be the worst nightmare of all. Now you sit and do anything, just anything to stay awake, why because there is more than a wall in there. In all those spots you can mask when you are awake, they haunt you but the distractions keep them at bay. But if you sleep, Even a drug enhanced sleep there they are. Vivid, even more vivid and morbid than they were in real life. The smoke is gone, the sounds of equipment is gone. The burning buildings gone All the other people gone It’s just you and the wall The smell of the dead

The 30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman
1. "Good morning." 2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"3. "I can't stop touching you."4. "Want to join me in the shower?"5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."6. "I love how you taste."7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."9. Her name—her full name—followed by a "Wow."10. "I'll get the light." 11. "I'll cancel my plans if you'll stay here with me for the rest of the weekend." 12. "No one's ever done that before."13. "Can we do that again?"14. "I love your [fill in body part here]."15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don't make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.16. While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: "Suckers."17. While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: "What do you see?"18. "I'll go make coffee."19. "Waking up with you is even better than

Dose She Care About Me
my sister walks around the house like she has a stick up her ass and treats me like shit and then wants me to help her with things and it be alright. But when i treat her the same way she dose not like it and i cant even stat to woneder why i dont know about her i just tell to piss of and go on withmy day.

Everything You Do
I was sitting here thinkingof the words i wanted to say, but they just wouldn't come out right-so i found a differnet wayi got a piece of paperand i wrote this poem for you,but there's no way to thank-youfor everything you do.for always being nice to meand staying by my side,and helping me fix my problemsand never leaving me behind.for accepting my thoughts and feelings,though you do not understand,for never giving up on meand being my best friendfor making me laugh-and letting me cryand saying you'd miss meif i were to dieeverything you mean to meyou could never knowin all the ways you've changed my lifei could never showthe way you take care of me(you're my shining star)and though it so increiblethat's just the way you arebefore i get to mushyit's time for me to gobut before i leave this ink-filled pagethere's one thing you should knowas long as we are livingno matter when or whereif you ever need me-just call and i'll be therei'll climb a thousand mountainsand swin a thousand sea...

If I Forget
If I forget to tell you just how much you mean to me, I hope that you will remember while your not here with me.If I forget to tell you that you are my world and more, I hope that you will remember what I am waiting for.If I forget to tell you I want you in my life, I hope that you will remember that I am always by your side.If I forget to tell you I love you more than words, I hope that you will remember regardless of the hurt.If I forget to tell you I am sorry for my mistakes, I hope that you will remember with every one I make.If I forget to tell you no other can compare, I hope that you will remember the love that we both share.If I forget to tell you I miss you everyday, I hope that you will remember your absence causes pain.If I forget to tell you that forever is what I want, I hope you will remember that forever is what we have got. Whether I say these words to you, or wait until you are here with me, I will show you this forever, and these words will have no need.

I Love You
I Love YouI never really knew youyou were just another friend, but when Igot to know you, I let my heart unbend.I couldn't help past memories that would only make me cry, I had to forget my first love and give love another try. So I've fallen in love with you, and I'll never let you go, I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know. And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say, but I'll never stop loving you each and every day. My feelings for you will never change, just know my feelings are true. Just remember one thing..........I Love You!!!!!

Really Bad Jokes
Doctor walks into the exam room where his patient is waiting. "Well, we got your results. I have some good news and bad news." "Give the me the good news first." the patient says. "The good news you're gonna have a disease named after you." What brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

According To You By Orianthi
According to youI’m stupid,I’m useless,I can’t do anything right.According to youI’m difficult,hard to please,forever changing my mind.I’m a mess in a dress,can’t show up on time,even if it would save my life.According to you. According to you.But according to himI’m beautiful,incredible,he can’t get me out of his head.According to himI’m funny,irresistible,everything he ever wanted.Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like stopping it,so baby tell me what I got to lose.He’s into me for everything I’m not,according to you.According to youI’m boring,I’m moody,you can’t take me any place.According to youI suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.I’m the girl with the worst attention span;you’re the boy who puts up with it.According to you. According to you.But according to himI’m beautiful,incredible,he can’t get me out of his head.According to himI’m funny,irre

Time For A Change. Updated 4/9
I was walking in the men's locker room at the gym and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror.... needless to say, I didnt like what I saw and I looked away. Time for a change. I am doing ok but I need to do better. I weigh 195. I am changing my diet and going to the gym more often. I will keep this blog up to date. 2/06/10 Update: 3/12/10 184 pounds 3/18/10 190 3/26/10 186 4/09/10 186.5 *I have been lax on going to the gym but I went today and it felt great*

If She Only Knew....
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like youI'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raisedI'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an assholeI'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive thingsI'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,instead of at a clubI'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to dateI'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat,only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes aroundI'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before workI'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.I'm sorry if you read this and k

Homophobia: A Weapon Of Sexism
HOMOPHOBIA—the irrational fear and hatred of those who love and sexually desire those of the same sex. Though I intimately knew its meaning, the word homophobia was unknown to me until the late 1970s, and when I first heard it, I was struck by how difficult it is to say, what an ugly word it is, equally as ugly as its meaning.Like racism and anti-Semitism, it is a word that calls up images ofloss of freedom, verbal and physical violence, death.In my life I have experienced the effects of homophobia through rejection by friends, threats of loss of employment, and threats upon my life; and I have witnessed far worse things happening to other lesbian and gay people: loss of children,beatings, rape, death. Its power is great enough to keep ten to twenty percent of the population living lives of fear (if their sexual identity is hidden) or lives of danger (if their sexual identity is visible)or both. And its power is great enough to keep the remaining eighty to ninety percent of the p

Left Alone In A Room
lost with out thought reminiscing things of past, present and future. Contemplating the outcomes of choices he has at this time. Where will they lead him, what will they do to him, does he want to be there or be that person. Boots 2010

Growing Up
I may not have had the best childhood, but I've certainly had the longest. As I get older I realize that I have not grown up, I look at my peers and think "am I as grown as them"? Then I decide, NO, and you know what? I am glad. Carry on.

It Happen On A Plane Flight
The flight I was on was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, whoseemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food anddrinks. As the plane prepared to descend, I noice this attendent come swwiiishing down theaisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce thathe'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, ifyou could just put your trays up, that would be super. Thanks' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed andrather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.. ` 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I askedyou to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on theground.' I then overhearded this woman calmly return, 'In my country, I am called aPrincess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so Ioutrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'

Feelings
i do not understand how people can think that just because fubar is only a website, that the people on it do not have feelings. i do understand that this place is not real life----on here u can be whomever u choose to be. for some that is a fake person whom they have always wanted to be. for some that is a person who they wish they were a copy of. for people like me----my page is only an extention of myself. my page----although not completely filled out is 100 percent true of who i am as a person. this can leave me vulnerable to those who choose to take advantage of you for wearing your heart on your sleeve. wether i am in real life or fu-life, i do have feelings and am supceptable to getting those feelings hurt. sometimes it is life that hurts us. sometimes it is just the way that it is and cant be helped. sometimes it can be intentional. the intentional kind is the kind that should not exist in real life or fu-life. it is the kind that can be avoided. what would possess people to

Calling All "mummers"
Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test ... English Genius You scored 86% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 86% on Beginner, higher than 11% of your peers.

What Element Were You Born Into?
You Were Born into the Earth Element You are a responsible person who values the joys of working hard. You are practical, stable, and (obviously) down to earth. You have to watch out for boredom. Your life needs more romance, adventure, friendship, and fun. You are a solid friend and an ideal partner. You are honest, nurturing, and loyal. What Element Were You Born Into? Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

What's Your Soul's Urge?
Your Soul's Urge is Independence You are a unique and bold individual. You go your own way. You are a huge idea person. You are destined to be a pioneer in one way or another. You stand out in any crowd just by doing your own thing. You enjoy being unconventional. You are self-reliant, and you don't rely on anyone for anything. You have a lot of friends, even though you don't need them! What's Your Soul's Urge? Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Functionality...?
Okay, so I figure this is the best way that I can keep people updated on how I'm doing without having to tell each individual, thus retelling some things that might not be so pleasant, but its also my way of letting everyone know when GREAT! things happen all at once. So, 5 Feb 2010~ Went for my functionality capacity evaluation - failed miserably... By not even being able to keep myself conscious, or able to walk on my own (I was taking a 4-hour test, so with the back, RA, and Fib, of course I couldn't stand or walk on my own), means they (as they told me) have to say that I'm so paralyzed that I can't do anything. This ultimately ends my fight with Social Security, but it's up settin as a mofo!!! I guess b/c I never pack my day with back to back things (granted these "things" were standing, leanin back and forward, seeing how much I could do sitting up, etc.... which lead to not being able to use my hands all most at all), I'm not this bad all of the time, but at least I w

Too Lost In You - Sugababe Lyrics
"Too Lost In You" You look into my eyes I go out of my mind I can't see anything Cos this love's got me blind I can't help myself I can't break the spell I can't even try I'm in over my head You got under my skin I got no strength at all In the state that I'm in And my knees are weak And my mouth can't speak Fell too far this time [Chorus:] Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you (Too lost in you) ooh Well you whispered to me And I shiver inside You undo me and move me In ways undefined And you're all I see And you're all I need Help me baby (help me baby) Help me baby (help me now) Cos I'm slipping away Like the sand to the tide Flowing into your arms Falling into your eyes If you get too near I might disappear I might lose my mind [Chorus:] Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't thi

Dr. Phil's Personality Test How Do Others Perceive You? Quiz
Results of yourHow Do Others Perceive You? Quiz You scored a total of 45 The Lively Center of Attention Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. S C O R I N G K E Y If you scored... You may be... 61 & up The Vain, Self-Centered Leader 51 - 60 The Natural Leader 41 - 50 The Lively Center of Attention 31 - 40 The Loyal Friend

Color Personality Test
Red is the color for passion, energy, and money making. Red with orange overtones are dynamic and love the outdoors and anything to do with people. Red with blue overtones can be energetic people with high emotions. Reds in their true red mode are sexy and seductive. Men prefer to watch a women wearing red, even though she may not be the most beautiful woman in the room. It is also the color for someone who wants to have power and be in control. Business people who want to win wear this powerful color to meetings in which they want to stand out. Red makes one feel more energetic or activated. Stop signs are red. Red gets your attention. This energetic personality craves attention and what's more they get it. Being quick with their emotions, they may erupt into a

I Haz Originality :d
You Are Original You're one of a kind, baby! The jury is still out on what kind though... You are creative, zany, and totally wild. You're all over the board, and having fun doing it! People may accuse you of being totally random... you just have your own way of doing things. You may go off in many different directions at once, but you always end up where you're supposed to be. The Zebra Test The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Picture Test
Introspective sensitive reflective You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored. http://www.personalityquiz.net/shapes/ullazang.htm

4-variable Iq Test
Your result for The 4-Variable IQ Test... Mathematical 10% interpersonal, 25% visual, 20% verbal and 45% mathematical! Brother-from-another-mother! Like mine, your highest scoring intelligence is Mathematical. You thrive on logic, numbers, things representing numbers, and sets of things that are sets of other things, with numbers nowhere in sight. You probably like the online comic called XKCD, and if you don't, check it out. You probably knew you'd score "Mathematical" as you took the test, and mathy types are usually super-high scorers on this axis, and low on the others. Why? Because you (we) yearn for math. Anyway, your specific scores follow. On any axis, a score above 25% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 25% means you use it less. It says nothing about cognitive skills, just your interest. Your brain is roughly: 10% Interpersonal 25%Visual 20%Verbal 45%Mathematical Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes.

Sexual Hell Test
Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ... HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 52% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 52% on hellishness, higher than 24% of your peers.

Matador, 16, Kills 6 Bulls!
Spanish bullfighter Miguel Sanchez Alonso, who is 16, killed 6 bulls in just two and a half hours on Saturday in Caceres, Spain. Not only is it remarkable for a young man to do it but in 2007 he almost died from being gored by a bull in Mexico. He started bullfighting at the age of 6. Says Sanchez Alonso, “Ever since I was very small I have had this in my genes." Bravo Maestro!!! For the rest of the story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585008,00.html?test=latestnews Bravo BlastFM for the great music played. Do yourself a favor and check it out! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

My Very First Owner!
So I was invited at the last minute to join an auction. I said "a what?" Then I was told by my fiancee just do it its easy. So I did and it was awesome. I met Betty Badass and talked to her for the first time. She is hella cool and totally rocks! Proud to say I have made another very cool friend. Thanks for the bid Betty Badass! You Rock! Go and love on my first auction owner ever! http://fubar.com/2862722

The 3 Variable Funny Test
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ... the Cutting Edge (57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 37% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

Hah Wtf
im tryin not ta piss my pants laughin from this run in. I almost feel bad callin my girl by the name red after this,ALMOST ♥ NAUGHTY ...: INDEED ♥ NAUGHTY ...: BYE OUT YO tat2oodtrash: makin mama proud tat2oodtrash: buhbye now ♥ NAUGHTY ...: AND SLUT tat2oodtrash: u too whore ♥ NAUGHTY ...: TY FOR GETTING IT RIGHT HAHA ♥ NAUGHTY ...: yes ♥ NAUGHTY ...: now have a good day

What Matters
Some people only want one thing in life and they strive there entire life to get that one thing, but for some its never reached. Things that are important to us keep us living and going through life to achieve it but when its not reachable because of too many obstacles and it dont want to be reached then those people dont live much longer. We find that one special thing in life and with out it life means nothing.

Life
its soo cool when you try so hard to do something in life and make something of your self so you can be with your love and help and support her and be with her, but you have life pulling at your feet and every time you have ever been able to make something goodout of your life something has to fuck it up and ruin everything and this has been going on your entire life then something special you really want comes along and its out your reach because your entire life you have strived to make it better and you are still where you began along time ago. You want something you cant have because of something holding you back and you need help but the help you need you can never get only the help you don't need you can get.

Who Am I… I Am That I Am...
For I Am That I Am, birth is not the beginning nor is death the end of the soul. Birth and death are only the doors we pass through on our journey from the spiritual realm to the physical world, and through which we return again. Only the body comes into being and passes away; it is the vehicle through which the soul takes residence in its long journey back to its source. As the body is the means for soul growth and development so that it may reenter the spiritual planes enriched by its experiences, so also is it the means by which the soul stumbles and falters, obscured by its embodiment in matter. There are features in the account of soul found throughout I Am That I Am' writings. There is always a tripartite division of soul; the transcendent higher Universal Soul, which he equates with the ONE; the immanent but separate lower Universal Soul that acquires attributes as identified in the Intellectual Sphere, and the particular souls that give life and reality to material things. O

They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha By Napoleon Xiv
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho

America’s Sexiest Mayor: Carmen Kontur-gronquist
So she's a mayor and she has a Myspace page where she posts revealing lingerie pictures of herself with a fire truck in the background. So? What's the big deal? Oh, right, she's the mayor of a town and she has a Myspace page. What the hell? You know, people are going on about Carmen Kontur-Gronquist's lingerie picture (below), but what's more unsettling about all this hullabaloo is that a grown woman, who is also a mayor of a town, actually has a Myspace page. My nieces have Myspace page. But then again, they're 12 and 18, respectively. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist is what, in her '40s? (Although, for a 40-ish chick, she's still packing some serious heat there, kids. Nice abs, Mayor!)

Shakira Sex Tape Scandal: Yes, A Threesome Is Involved
How does that Shakira song go, "These hips don't lie"? Well let's hope this article at AOL isn't lying, when it reports that a sex tape involving Shakira and two men, Alejandro Sanz and Antonio de la Rúa, doing the dirty deed onboard a yacht may be in existence, and that it just might be in the hands of prosecutors. Why's that? Apparently because two employees of Sanz was just arrested for trying to extort money from the trio, using a purported sex tape between them as leverage. Their excuse for trying to extort money? Sanz was making them work too hard. Wow. Really? It should be noted that all the parties involved have denied the existence of the tape, but then again, don't they always?

Celebrity Sex Tape News
According to reports, there may be a Jessica Simpson sex tape making the rounds around town--and its from her vintage days as Mrs. Lachey. According to the Daily Sport, the home movie shows Jess in a number of sex acts with her ex-husband Nick. The video has apparently has been acquired by the same people who released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape. A source said: "Jessica is horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." This next one sounds a little bogus to us, but you can decide. A cameraman is claiming that he has a sex tape of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, that was filmed without their knowledge. According to the Daily Star, the "footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy." We smell a hefty lawsuit!

Blog For Bling: Win A Bling Pack , 7 Day Blast Or Pimped For A Month Contest !!
Well, I’m sure that got your attention didn’t it?…but it’s actually true, it’s the: “Blog for Bling!” Contest!! Yup, that’s right the lucky winning bidder of this contest receives their choice of either a $20 Bling pack or a 7 Day Blast!! Damn !! Cheap-ass JD is finally spending some cash! Lol. Well then what do I have to do you ask?… Well, you know how people get people that magic 1000 rates to help them vote on a MUMM to level and then tell them who sent ya? It’s the exact same thing, except what you’re rating and commenting on isn’t a MUMM, it’s my blog :D….There

Kim Kardashian Likes Golden Showers
Kim Kardashian, the professional skank and friend of Paris Hilton received a golden shower from her ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray-J. If you're a religious person, a "golden shower" means you like to get pissed on. The scene is reportedly included in the celebrity sex tape the duo made, which is available online.

Poems For Mom No I Didnt Do This But Damn It I Wish I Had Lol
Poem to MOM My daughter came home from school one day,With a smirk upon her face..she decided she was smart enough, To put me in my place.'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about the laws today,The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hairNo one can tell me what to think,Or speak, or what to wear.I have freedom from religion,And regardless what you say,I don't have to bow my head,And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want,And pierce my tongue & nose..I can read & watch just what I like,Get tattoos from head to toe.And if you ever spank me,I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges,With the marks on my behind.Don't you ever touch me,My body's only for my use,Not for your hugs and kisses,that's just more child abuse.Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you.That's nothing more than mind control,And it's illegal too!Mom, I have these children's rights,So

This Mean Lil Pointwhore...
is about 86,000 from leveling. Being a mummer, we all know she could care less about "teh pointz" so, piss her off a get the meanie leveled... ♋SweetnSassyTinkerbell069™~JoJo\'s Pal~Fu FBI Special Agent~Most Ignored Girl!~~http://b.pcc2.fubar.com/32/96/236923/tn_2960355686.jpg">@ fubar Thanking you in advance, Moi

New Song
Well, it all looks the same, Bored, with playing this game. Anger, for what was never done, The promise, that died in the sun. You, pretended you loved me, Tell, me your down while towering above me. You won’t see, you won’t see, You won’t see the truth here, Much too inconvienet, That you hurt me, and keep me down. You say , your friends are all gone, Then why, am I the one who’s always alone? While you’re out running around? You’re tears they weigh my wings down,

Note 2-6-10 History Channels Plot
I WATCHED ON TV THE DOWNPLAY OF DC BEING NUKED!! WTF DOES THIS SOUND NORMAL TO TO YOU?? (DAY AFTER DISASTER) 1100-1300 ctr time note- this plan of nuke attack was document in 2009 this is new improved hot zone plan note- ground nuke planted note- the start of marial law

This Sucks
Ok... now I'm really pissed!!! I just typed out a HUGE blog and I lost it ... I'm fine, just stressed and at my breaking point ... The apartment fire was not in our apartment, and we are expecting to return by Wednesday. The cleanup of our apartment should be done by then. I'm going insane and I wanna go home. I'm pissed off at my careless neighbors, which if you have me on Facebook, you have seen me complain about them before. CRACKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you guys, I'll be back soon. Catch me in the next few minutes and let me know if you want my number to text me. I'm logging off in about 5.

Dear Civilians,
Dear Civilians,We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.2. When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this nation great. Then hold them downwhile a disabled veteran kicks their ass.4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were, wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues,

Just An Expression
Not that too many ppl will care or read this, but as 1 of my absolute best friends(sis)said once.."u just gotta let it out". The top women in my family r there for a reason..the top 3 I've known, not for yrs, but many, many months. They keep me grounded & let me know I matter. They all know why I care & if any of them EVER needed anything, I'd be there in a heartbeat. I swear sometimes I wish I could live in 3 places @ once because they mean that much to me. Now, my UhP family/friends..U all know who u r...for a lounge to actually give 2 craps about me, even when I haven't been doing my part for the lounge, means a lot to me. Now I know all about how some ppl feel about lounges, but for the loyal 1's there, including the owner, tyvm for being there for me. I am not perfect, I have made mistakes & got caught up in the "drama" thing. I hate & am ashamed that I've said things in my status, that really just shows how much I can hurt when ppl r rude. I am not thick skinned, never have be

Wriiten By Gothic Cowboy To Me ( Such A Wonderful Man)
Indulge me if you willa glimpse withinas I ponder so many thingswithin the darkness of the nightwithin the silencebut always when I think of youthere is lightand a smilewhen I think back to your voiceyour laughsome small kindness youve shown mefor no gain except to make me feel your warmthor to show me where yoru turest beauty laysfor it lays withinwhile all others may coersce and attemptto gain your passion form withoutalways know that I endevour it from withinalways know that I see you as more than just an object of effectionbut a woman taken as a wholeas each day I see and learn more of youas each day my faith in myself is returnedas each moment my belief in a relationship is restored by the little things you dothe little ways you show mejust know that your heart is a fragile thing and I would never knowingly cause it harmThank you for helping to return my music to methank you for your gentlenessyour passionYour an amazing womanand each day I'm going to show you in word and deedhow

The Octo-mom,multi Kid Tv Syndrome..thumbs Down On Multi Breeding
I just HAVE to blog about this. Tv is full of garbage anyway but the garbage im addressing today REALLY bugs me. We live in a time of no jobs and no money. Many have to scrape by just to make ends meet..so is it any wonder that when i see and hear of people going absolutely NUTS overbreeding like cats or dogs that i see red. Why is it that some people almost INSIST on having literally a LITTER of kids instead of your normal sane 3-4 ? And to make matters worse some tv stations are giving these populus increasing airheads reality shows making it seem like an ok thing to do. People like ms lunatic OCTO-MOM and JON AND KATE PLUS EIGHT and others who went absolutely apeshit with their reproductive organs and now have a more then half a dozen or so kids at once. If its strictly by force of nature then thats one thing....but people like octo mom had ALOT of help giving birth to a litter of kids thanks to science...what makes me want to puke is that she did it on purpose,knowing the media a

What Kind Of Diner Food Are You?
You Are Grilled Cheese You are easygoing and easy to please. You don't like change, and people can count on you to be consistent. You don't need or ask for much. If you have the basics satisfied, you're happy. You are a loyal and true friend. Your friends know to only expect the best from you. You are a very "what you see is what you get" person and well liked for it. You are simply a delight. What Kind of Diner Food Are You? Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

I Don't Believe You By Pink
I Don't Believe YouI don't mind itI don't mind at allIt's like you're the swing setAnd I'm the kid that fallsIt's like the way we fightThe times I've criedWe come to blowsAnd every nightThe passion's thereSo it's got to be rightRight?No I don't believe youWhen you say don't come around here no moreI won't remind youYou said we wouldn't be apartNo I don't believe youWhen you say you don't need me anymoreSo don't pretend toNot love me at allI don't mind itI still don't mind at allIt's like one of those bad dreamsWhen you can't wake upIt looks like you've given upYou've had enoughBut I want moreNo I won't stopBecause I just knowYou'll come aroundRight?No I don't believe youWhen you say don't come around here no moreI won't remind youYou said we wouldn't be apartNo I don't believe youWhen you say you don't need me anymoreSo don't pretend toNot love me at allJust don't stand there and watch me fallBecause I, because I still don't mind at allIt's like the way we fightThe times I've criedWe c

Are You A Lava Lamp Or A Disco Ball?
You Are a Lava Lamp You are dreamy, relaxed, and contemplative. You like to get lost inside your own head. You never know where your thoughts will take you, and you consider reflection to be a wild ride. You're happy to sit and be alone for long periods of time. You only do well with others who are like minded. You appreciate other peaceful, creative types. Great things can come when great minds get together. Are You a Lava Lamp or a Disco Ball? Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

What Kind Of Storm Are You?
You Are a Hurricane You are downright deadly. No one would ever try to mess with you. You are feared and rightly so. Once you get on the warpath, there's no stopping you. People know to get out of your way as soon as they can. You only pick up momentum as you progress. You may calm down temporarily, but you always get a second wind. You're one storm that takes a while to pass. What Kind of Storm Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

The Zebra Test
You Are Original You're one of a kind, baby! The jury is still out on what kind though... You are creative, zany, and totally wild. You're all over the board, and having fun doing it! People may accuse you of being totally random... you just have your own way of doing things. You may go off in many different directions at once, but you always end up where you're supposed to be. The Zebra Test Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Virus
Some virus hit my family like fucking wildfire, it started with my son then sissy girl & myself of course Jo Jo got it as well and now daddy has it.. We all had flu like symptoms, it's sad because I got a call from my man saying he was coming home do to him not feeling well had to unlock the door for em, I'm just hoping that this shit goes away soon...

02/06/2010
02/06/2010 By: Travis Smith Sitting on the bed Stairing out my window I see the snow covered ground Snow covered cars Thoughts racing through my mind Pictures of what I left behind Thoughts of you Swirling through my mind like the blowing sands of time Pulled left, pulled right Not sure which way to go Looking to the sky and the book for a clue Wishing I was with you Holding me, holding you Warm embrace Leather and lace Consume me I wanna roll the dice Never think twice But I can't sort through pain Without you, there's nothing for me to gain Come save me?

It's Been A While...
...Since I last blogged about the weird dreams I used to have. Last night I had a freakish one. It was about this small killer doll/girl thing and I was constantly running away from her. Then I just ran out and stabbed her in the stomach with this sharp bit of wood or something. And when that didn't work I shoved it through her mouth and through her cheek and pinned her to the ground with it. Then I just tried to rip her limbs off with my bare hands. I remember twisting the legs as hard as I can to pull it off. I even remember the smooth/rubbery feel of the skin. What's worse...this dream didn't even scare me like others had done before.

So Strange....
So, I dreamt that a GIANT cheech polar bear attacked, the chong statue of liberty. (I witnessed via shadow puppets, "including cheesey cheech&chong sound effects") to which I turned around to see a Polar bear the size of the statue of liberty standing victorious over the fallen statue. Then body surfing acrost the entire hudson bay with john travolta, poor john broke his leg with a compound fracture on the giant water slide the bay turned into, and I bit my tongue in half. Shortly there after I was arrested for biting my tongue, as it was now a felony to do so on water slides. Mr. Travolta then took off with my bag of pot...you bastard!

About Beauty
Just to remind myself, what the true meaning is about beauty. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed: never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

Virginity Not Just Lost, But Stolen.
When I was 14 my girl friends and I loved going to the mall, but this one times I decided to stay home and watch some TV. I got bored so when 3 of my guy friends came down and asked me to come hang out with them at some old abandoned house, I thought it would be fun, We were together all the time so I felt comfortable sitting back and having a few drinks.. did I mention I was stupid? ... a few drinks led to a few more. The next thing I remember was one of these "friends" asked me to come talk to him about something, leading me into the other room, We were good friends and I thought nothing of it Then next thing i know he was on top of me. I dont remember even now the events after that except being dragged out by my girlfriends. One of them had a huge crush on the boy and waz mad at me because she wouldn't believe I couldn't remember what happened. After that I was taken to the police station, I remember that clearly because the police were very unfriendly and made me f

Orde Ab Chao
This day is worth living This fight is worth fighting This hope is worth hoping What I walk away from is not my master Your Holy Bible (is not my master) Your God in Heaven (is not my master) And your commandments (is not my master) Ordo ab chao, it's time for disaster Your Holy Bible (is not my master) Your God in Heaven (is not my master) And your commandments (is not my master) Ordo ab chao, it's time for disaster There is no law beyond do what thou wilt I spit it ninety three times for the structure I've built I'm not illuminati yet but steadily I'm illuminated I'm loved by many but by many I am surely hated And you can call me the Kissinger of the wickedshit But if you wanna do that then you gotta call me terrorist This is the ressurection of the apocolypse Written on my journey to the land of helliopolis I represent a simple eucorist And in my mouth be the essence of the motherfuckin wickedshit I spit the Devil shit and no I won't ambelish it Because Disciples they consider thi

Scream At The Heavens
I answer to no man, to no GodI have no faith in nothing or no oneI have my will and the phallus between my legsAnd the oath that I took to the BaphometAnd the blood running course through my veinsAnd the thoughts of a child who's life was betrayedNo salvation, I cannot be savedNo forgiveness, my mind has been madeI'm like the equinox change of the seasonsA shadow on the wall with a lack of reasonI am the cyst that exists cause you made meAnd I grow on anyone that's betrayed meAnd I cannot be cut off or severedCause each time I grow back inside a new endevourAnd my mission is simpleI'm here to bring about the end through my work and my principlesArmeggedon in the Holy landWith no respect or understanding for the Holy manDamn, I'm tryna do all that I canTo free man from the grasp of the profanes handYou misinterpret and say what I amAnd try to tell me that I can't when you know that I canCall me enigma, a puzzle you don't understandThe pieces fit only if you know the final planAnd so I s

Fuck Your God
How can you believe in something that you cannot see Blood is inside us, but if you're cut then you will bleed There is no proof of your God other than your faith And yet you act like your living in a lucid state You say the Bible is the proof of your Gods existance But if that's true then why are there so many religions Who are you to say your system is so right for me It's fuckin' funny you believe in what you cannot see Religion's nothing more than a business like this music shit You ask me how when you just bought a crucifix You give your money to the pastor and the Holy land While your God goes to the bank with your money in hand I'd rather burn in Hell than serve your God in Heaven I'd rather be poor than pay your God his Holyseverence Fuck your God, the Holy Spirit and the Holy Father You all are sheep so I lead you now into the slaughter How can you believe in something that you cannot see Then have the nerve to try and push that shit off on me You have no explanation of how

Make It Spectacular!!!
I dont have very much time these days, so Ill make it quick, like my life. You know as we come to the end of this phase of our lives, we find ourselves trying to remember the good times and trying to forget the bad times. We find ourselves thinking about the future. We start to worry, thinking "what am I going to do?", "where am I going to be in 10 years?"...but I say to you, "hey look at me, please dont worry so much because in the end none of us have very long on this earth". Life is fleeting and if your ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night and when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day, make a wish and think of me and make your life spectacular!!! I know I did...

Fu-pastor_list™
Fu-Pastor_Blog™This blog will hold the members who are commonly called fu-Pastors. If you decide to choose the Traditional way of a fumarriage please send any one of the members listed below a Private_Message.Do Not Leave A Comment On This Blog!! It Will Be Ignored & Deleted.Please duelly note to be respectful in your dealings, also when sending a message please be patient. These members may already have a list of fu-Weddings to deal with, but they will answer all of your messages. If they don't simply send someone else a message till you find a suitable fu-Pastor.Fu-Pastor_Member_List(Go ahead and talk to them...they won't bite!)Queen RevNarly Beast

How To Flatten Your Stomach In No Time At All (repost)
Instructions Things You'll Need: spare time motivation Step 1 The most important thing before getting a six pack is to ensure a good diet by eating mainly foods with high carbohydrates and low sugars. The best foods are staples like rice, potato and pasta. Try to stay away from all the fatty foods such as ice-cream and chips, and ensure to drink plenty of water! At least 2L a day, the best way to do this is to drink a cup or two every few hours, it all adds up! Step 2 The Work Out. The following program I have developed has enabled me to obtain a six-pack within 14 days. It is very effective and focuses on key areas.It is as follows:- 15 sit ups- 10 star jumps- 15 push ups- 10 star jumps- 20 crunches - to do these lay down on your back, lift and bend your legs so your knees are perpendicular to the ground. Then turn flex your abdominal muscles and rock your body up so your head meets your knees.- 15 star jumps Step 3 Do this every morning when your wa

Day At The Beach
She came out of the ocean,With her bikini in her hand.She looked towards her friend,And dropped it in the sand. As she walked closer,The other licked her lips.And slowly slid off her bottoms,Revealing her beautiful hips. The two met in a sweet embrace,A passionate kiss with no remorse.Thier hands running over each other,So softly touching,no use of force. Ones hand found its mark,And buried fingers inside.As the other licked her nipples,Begging her to go deeper inside. Soon thier faces disapeered,Buried in each others thighs.Each so into the other,It wasn't long before one cryed. Her hips raised and began to shake,As the other ran her tongue deep within.She begged the other not to stop,To never let this feeling end. Her hips raised then slowly dropped,As the others tongue ran up to her smile.Then they kissed and held each other,And laid intertwined for awhile.

Nsfw Poem
As I entered the room,She was layed out teasing between her thighs.Her slow soft moans,Only altered by her gentle crys. I imagined what it would be like,To put my face so deep into her.To feel her smooth juices on my tongue,Nothing could be sweeter I'm sure. She began to toss her head,As she lifted her ass off the bed.She opened her eyes and saw me,"Take my fingers place" she said. My tongue zeroed in on a glimer of juice,Soon her legs clenched my back.My tongue licked at her clit,While my finger went on the attack. She moaned harder as her ass kept rythum,She begged me to go faster,to fill her needs.This little beauty before me naked,So beautiful,my hands picked up speed. Soon my fingers flew in and out of her,Faster than I could tell.I knew her juices would flow soon,As her moans and crys became yells. She came alldown my fngers,As I licked her outer walls.Her hips still grinding as I played,Her ass to the bed began to fall. I slowly slid up next to her,He

Sol Invictus
Invictus by William Ernest Henley Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find me, unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I used to wander around in a land of pure imagination, a few graphics here and there, a massive tug of creativity from my fellow players the very thing that drew me there and kept me there. I would say that I was under the whim of addiction, and I created a breeze with my own creative talents that many would recall as a hurricane lashing. As with most forms of add

Severe Freakin' Panic Attack
I am seriously freaking out over here. The hook/bracket on the very last molar popped completely off of my tooth! Have this extra wire sticking me all over the place. I've popped brackets before but never the last freakin' tooth. I just have these horrid visions of my tooth falling out of my head, not to mention, is this going to effect the other teeth around it until I get it put back on? I'm sure I'm over reacting, but I've tried to be so careful with these stupid things and now this. I simply can't breathe.

I'm A Blue Period Picasso...
ANT ᵀᴴᴱ ЯANTI'm a blue period Picasso stuck on a wall In the middle of a hall in Barcelona Trying to figure out how to get down 'Cause this solitude is bringing me down The paintings around me, they don't understand me The S h i n i n g™I philosophize, and interpret a pained man through Irish eyes. They don't smile, they just gauge intent and size; when it's necessary to descend or rise, to hold fast or sever the ties. The warrior's creed: it's do or die. And it's all blue, like a field of Irises beneath a Starry Night, like a genius, who severed his ears so he could feel the strife, and feel it so true, that he could lay it on canvas and make it scoff at you. Like a fennid who laid his life on the line, after he honed his spear, sheared off a hair, let it drop onto the leaf and watched it split in to two. You can't hear, but you can feel the tune, vibrate through bone and sinew. I'll make it all right, after I shed a tear or two. I'm just a man who's

Fu-pastor_information_blog
Fu-Pastor_Information_BlogThe biggest Question that always seems to come from a different member every day is "How does someone get married on Fubar?" Currently there are two ways of getting married on Fubar and this blog will list bost ways.Buying a Fubar CertificateThis option was created through Fubar because members were getting online-married just about everyday. So fubar decided to add it as a feature to buy a fu-certificate that will entail both fu-married members with:Being on each others profile,Being on each others Tooltips (Don't know what a Tooltip is go to (How To) Use_Your_Tooltip (Coming_Soon),Special fu-marriage bling (That will look like the image to the far right ),10% of each others points,A discount when you buy giftshop items.Info on choosing this option will be located in one of my blogs Coming_Soon.Traditional_Way (Contacting a Fu-Pastor)This option has been around since LostCherry (Don't know what LostCherry is find a member below the 300,000 u

Fubar's Double Standard
I think I am starting to understand fubar. . . If you are a guy you can be topless in any and all photos, even your default picture, but if you are a female and show even the smallest bit of cleavage your photo gets taken down and marked NSFW. What the fuck is with the double standard??? Baby Jesus and Scrapper need to pull their heads out of their asses and and start pull all those photos of shirtless guys off. P.S. If a woman is in a bikini it is the same thing as her being in her bra and underware!!!!!

Ensign: Colts And Saints
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 5 February 2010 No, the order of today’s title does not indicate who I want to win Sunday’s Super Bowl – truth be known, I’m really not a football fan. I wasn’t allowed to play it in school because my parents feared my head would get bopped with the ball, it would knock my shunt loose and cause bleeding in my alleged brain so we would not be having this pleasant conversation today. If you’re into very bad puns, this year’s Super Bowl may well be the most Bible-thumping in recent memory, especially since (not Indianapolis) Colts and (not New Orleans) Saints are both mentioned in Scripture! Let’s cut to the chase; where does God possibly tie these two together and what can we learn from it? What any Bible study or devotional script ought to do &h

Point Whores Begging
BustyBeaut...: http:... would you rate this picture a 10? im in a boobie contest and i want to beat the other girls lol Wow, it looks like the point whores are out tonight. Whats funny is this chic has fake boobies.ummm yeah ok..lol

Fashion Trends
Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head... and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having an STD is the new flirting. Purell is the new face of fear. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "sincerely yours." Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, thousand dollar a week nannies and soccer is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new patriotic. Veganism is the new "tastes like chicken." Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Texting is the new talking. Talking is the new singing. Singing is the new hubris. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." And finally, and only because I really need this to catch on, forty-four years old is the new thirty. :D

Little Something
taken from my heart, ill place it in yours. given to you with all my promises, but without asking for any in return. being understanding enough to always be by yourside. Ill never test it for I know its true causing loving you is all i know to do. finish later sorry

Want To Win A Bomb Or Auto?
Want to win an Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb ?Bad Habitz Radio salute contest:⇒ Must be a member of Bad Habitz to enter.⇒ Make Bad Habitz Radio a salute (please stay classy and creative).⇒ Send Sinful Rawker the link to it in a private message.⇒ The contest will be held on the Bad Habitz profile and based on rates.⇒ Comments are welcome but will not help determine the winner.⇒ I will promote the contest as a whole but the contestents will be responsible for promoting their picture.⇒ Please no cheating, downrating, or drama - doing so will result in removal from the contest.⇒ Person with the most rates on 2/24 @ 10pm est (7 fu time) will win.⇒ Winner will be announced in the lounge during BHR Birthday Party.Examples:

The Lingerie Football League Plays This Sunday
This Super Bowl Sunday is the biggest TV watching day of the year. If the Super Bowl gets boring I have a suggestion. The 7th Annual Lingerie Football League is playing their championship game the same Sunday. If you like watching babes wearing very little and playing football then this might be for you. A word of caution, these babes don’t fool around. They hit and take hits. They are great athletes with hot bodies. Take a look http://video.foxsmallbusinesscenter.com/v/4004630/a-sexy-alternative-to-the-super-bowl?category_id=87013#/v/4004630/a-sexy-alternative-to-the-super-bowl/?playlist_id=87013 We love the LFL at BlastFM. They play hard and give you great entertainment as does BlastFM. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Want To Win An Auto Or Bomb?
Want to win an Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb ?Bad Habitz Radio salute contest:⇒ Must be a member of Bad Habitz to enter.⇒ Make Bad Habitz Radio a salute (please stay classy and creative).⇒ Send Sinful Rawker the link to it in a private message.⇒ The contest will be held on the Bad Habitz profile and based on rates.⇒ Comments are welcome but will not help determine the winner.⇒ I will promote the contest as a whole but the contestents will be responsible for promoting their picture.⇒ Please no cheating, downrating, or drama - doing so will result in removal from the contest.⇒ Person with the most rates on 2/24 @ 10pm est (7 fu time) will win.⇒ Winner will be announced in the lounge during BHR Birthday Party.Examples:

Salute Pics
I have been noticing more and more, with amusement, that many of the women on this site have pic after pic after pic of them selves done up all pretty, and some not so pretty, for their photo shoots of themselves in various poses. One after another of slightly different expressions and poses in 20 and 30 pic sequences. Yet when you view their salutes, they look like they just got up out of bed, and decided to make thier salute while waiting for their coffee to brew... WTF is that??? Is there some sort of cardinal rule that makes people think that making yourself as presentable as the rest of your pics makes your salute less "real"? maybe some of you can offer some insight that i might be missing.

Mylle
When this beauty to my eyes appeared,From then on I wanted to make her mine.To capture her fleeing heart hopefully,Would be just a matter of time. From the momment I saw her,To now on this day.I will find a way to hod her,And with me want to stay. Mylle if I reached out to you,And smiled at your beauty each day.Could or would your heart ever,Ever wish to smile my way.

And Another Useless Rambling.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired, and it's not of being in the military, it's of trying to find love while in the military. Everyone is always so cautious about getting into a relationship with someone who is set to deploy, because not only is it heartbreaking to watch someone leave that you love, it's devestating to know that they might not come back. My Dad has always been there for me, through thick and thin, but I see how the military has affected his relationships in the past. It didn't work out with my mother, and it's not really working with my step-mom. I have guys approach me all the time, asking for a date. And it always ends up the same way...dinner, movie, and then some stupid excuse to why he has to go back to his place but I can come if I want. I want a guy who isn't going to invite me back to his place after, I want a guy who is going to walk me to my door, kiss me goodnight, and then call me the next day for another date! Is that to hard to ask for? I've asked

Say It Again I Love You Baby
Say it again The thing about love,is I never saw it coming.. it kinda crept up into me by surprise.. and now there's a voice inside my heart that's got me wondering.. is this true?I wanna hear it one more time move in a little closer. take it to a whisper. get just a little louder.. say it again for me cause i love the way it feels when you are telling me that I'm.. the only one who blows your mind.. say it again for me it's like the whole world stops to listen when you tell me you're in love.. and it feels like.. it's the first time.. that anybody's ever brought the sun without the rain.. and never in my whole life.. have i heard words as beautiful as when you say my name.. say it again for me cause i love the was it feels when you are telling me that i'm.. the only one who blows your mind. say it again for me its like the whole world stops to listen.. when you tell me you're in love.. love meant so much to me since you came. if saying i love

Enough Is Enough....................
I have been On Fubar since it was Lost Cherry and have left twice before and found my way back and starting over. I guess I always came back because of the "real" friends I have on here. But now I am at the end of the road. One of the people I trusted and thought wouldn't hurt me has betrayed me and turned people against me. I thought I could get through it and ignore it after i blocked him but enough is enough. I am sick and people that are close to me including him knows I am and I can't take the stress he is putting me through on here. I won't mention his name on here because unlike him I won't do that to him. All I can say is he has threatened me, called me horrible names and has gone as far as wish that my illness takes my life. If that isn't enough he is dragging my name through the mud and I have done none of the things he is saying about me. Maybe if I was in better health I could stand up to him and deal with it but I just can't anymore. He is buying friends of mine on her

What Do You Do?
What do you do when your word is your bond and everything you say is true But the truth is cutting you up inside like razor blades Do you shift the truth to a new reality or endure the pain What do you do when everything you have said you will do you have done or are doing yet still you fall short Do you renew your effort and try harder or do you let things fall by the waste side What do you do when you have played with the stars and changed the constellations And still no star seems to point home Do you check your compass or retrace your steps What do you do when your fool heart tells you something that feels true yet your head is spinning and you can’t tell up from down Do you not worry about the gravity of the situation or do you find something to ground yourself

Exs
k i dont get it why do ex bfs and ex gfs dont get the hint when it's oh so clear that what happen back in the day is just that back in the day depending on the pass relationship if they was a liein cheat or if they actually was aiight but when i say i dont ever planin on talkin to a liein cheat then i kinda mean that i mean am i wrong for feeling this way i really wanna know what u all think plz help me and give me some real honest opions

Just A Song ...
Bobby Darwin’s daughter looks up from the bible she’s been reading to the clock on her dirty wall of a double wide, its 3 am. Her husbands on the town shooting pool or foolin round, or all of the above it doesn’t matter anymore, she can’t get through to him, seems like only yesterday they were married in a chapel. Candlelight the whole nine yards, honeymoon in Vegas, they settled down. Now its lonely nights and hungry kids, she just keeps on looking for the life that’s not the life she’s living now.Bobby Darwin’s daughter used to ask her father where Santa Clause and babies and God came from, and as she’s gotten older all those easy answers are somewhere between here and kingdom come, and in her darkest hours Bobby Darwin’s daughter wishes she could go back when, she’d ask where god came from instead of wondering where he’s been.Bobby Darwin’s daughter dropping off the kids driving home in the pouring rain sudden s

Against All Gods
We are the youth we're against all GodsWe are Disciples of the watch with a righteous causeSo take heed to the call (we will watch them fall)Take heed to the call (we will watch them fall), yesWe are the youth we're against all GodsWe are Disciples of the watch with a righteous causeSo take heed to the call (we will watch them fall)Take heed to the call (we will watch them fall), yesIt's time to listen this song is a war marchA battle prequel before the real war startsSo take up arms and patiently waitFor the sign that I give in the ministry of hateNo fate but what we make, no room for mistakesTheir plates are full and their lives are ours to takeWith no regrets, no room for sorrowNo room for the fake cause the fake won't see tomorrowPeople are hollow and their quick to followAnd it's shoved down our throats and we're forced to swallowBut not us we're a brand new breedThe seeds are now growing up quick no time for simple beliefsDisciples rise to the beat of this war drumAnd be ready fo

Isn't It The Truth!
HARLEY DAVIDSON FACES STIFF COMPETITION WITH NEW LINE OF MOTORCYCLES FROM JOHNSON MARINE . At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment, unveiled a new line of heavyweight cruiser style motorcycles designed to compete head to head with industry leader Harley-Davidson. Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said, "We have studied the market and determined that Harley, while highly successful, has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle buyers". Long added, "We at Johnson are convinced that our product hits the target dead center and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson in a way no other motorcycle has been able to accomplish". The new line of bikes, marketed under the name Big Johnson Motorcycles, will, according to Long, deliver what Harley has only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is what Harley buyers are really after". At the unve

Books, Didnt Mean For It To Turn Out That Way
Ah another day, another moment to realize how stuck in life i am at the moment. Its odd ive never really felt that before. I always seem to have had some plan to get where i want to go. For the past few months ive think ive gotten the point where i just wanna keep going but not really head in any direcation in particular. I just wanna stay where i am and thats it. Time can feel free to stand still. That would be fine with me Ive gotten used to having to accomplish no goals, other than laundry and dishes. Ive gotten lazy, not in the body, in the mind. Every once in a while the occaisional fresh air topic or diane rhem guest on NPR will get my brain going, get the rusty gears in my head turning. (Yes i listen to NPR, and wait wait....dont tell me is one of my favorite shows) Speaking of exercising the mind, i have been reading more lately. In the past few weeks ive managed to knock a few books off my list. The Glass Castle was a great read. In it the author recounts her childhood

Wow,
yep so i dont think i really ever realized how fukkin weird people are. im not trying to sound like a bitch. but seriously. yikes, like im totally not putting peoples shit on blast but WOW. not really sure why its necessary to just give up all ur shit online. i sound like a bitch. yep. i do. but idc. not gonna lie i love this site. i mainly keep it to laugh everytime i open it. its funny to look around at pictures people post. and im hellla suprised cause a ton of the guys on here are SUPER cute. hmm. well idk.

Dear Dog
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint. Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me. Best regards, The Cat

Superbowl Thoughts And Prediction
Well, since there seems to be a football game coming up this weekend, I thought I'd take the time to give y'all some of my thoughts on the matter! First of all, for those of you who don't know (and haven't looked through my photos, where I have sports team logos posted of my favorite teams), I am a New England Patriots fan. So watching the way the Colts are tearing through the opposition is kind of painful to watch. While I agree that Peyton Manning is a great QB, I also think he is a huge dork. I would love nothing more to see the Colts get destroyed by the Saints. The problem is that I don't think that it will happen. The only games the Colts have lost this year are the games they didn't try to win. Some will say that karma is going to come back and bite them for not trying in the last two regular season games, but I have to believe that it was the right thing for them to do. If they had the added pressure of going for the undefeated season, I could belive that the Saints cou

Here Is How To Find Me When Im Not Here
MY CELL IS 618-203-9826..I HAVE UNLIMTD TXT/TALK....TXT ME FIRST TO LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE IF I DONT ALREADY HAVE YOUR NUMBER, OR I WONT ANSWER. OR YOU CAN YIM ME @ PIMP_RIDE_76@YAHOO.COM

Fubar Porn Star Wannabes And Webmistresses..the Truth Of It All
THAT got your attention,didnt it? Good...because i about to lay it the truth out to everybody here wether its appreciated or not..and if you dont then go your own way and think nothing or what i say...i wont shed a tear over lack of understanding. I see alot of women on FUBAR that are letting it ALL hang out. Now,let it be known that i am no prude or bible thumper...and if you ARE a bible thumper out there then i have no issue with the way you believe in spirituality so long as you dont try and shove it down my throat or it makes you hateful to others. The male population on fubar,i am sure,LOVE the face alot of women show off all their wares here for free...and for the women perhaps its a way to get their exhibitionist tendencies scratched while gaining points or levels here. Maybe outside of fubar they dont get very much attention or they are very repressed for some reason and this is a forum that can be their dirty little secret world to be the sexual sensual woman they cant be a

Beautifully Broken
Her beauty stays frozen,No time has passed for her.Her beauty remains so young,I think forever it will endure. I saw her this morning,And swore time had stood still.As if she could remain so young,Bending it to her will. For now she to me is a wonder,Timeless beauty for it,I have no clue.Most in this world weather in time,But not the beauty that is you.

Wednesday, 2nd January, 1935
Got up very early took Gedy to Friendly house she is going to take care of the baby. Then took Madam, Hap, and Friendly to shoe factory, to try to get a job but they didn’t have any luck. Back home again then I went job seeking. No luck for me they told me to come back Mon. to the upholster factory that is all I can think of.

Tuesday, 1st, January 1935
Up about 8 a.m. breakfast at 10, that is early isn’t it. then a flat, to town to get something for dinner then Gedy, Mutt, Hap and my self went to Littles-Town Penn. I went to see about a job but don’t think I will get it. No I don’t, I am to go back tomorrow. Didn’t see anything but snow covered hills, There are plenty hills here and it came as snow last night so that made them snow covered. Only 15 mil. Up there. Had a big dinner and as usual I ate too much. I guess I am funny that way. Still no letter any way it is pretty I wish up here now. Everything has a coupla inches of snow over it, it makes things mighty pretty. Think I will play a game or two of sol as I am kinda blue you know. The wind is howling pretty heavy it makes one wish they were in good Old sunny Texas.

Erotic Stories
Dressed in an emerald green bustier trimmed in black lace ,fishnet thigh highs with seems even down the back, matching thongs and black stilettos ,,,,,, looking in the mirror I put the final touches on my makeup and hair …reaching to the jewelry box I remove my final pieces of my attire….. I slide on my bracelet ,put in my earrings and loving buckle my collar (the item I love most as it marks me as yours ) around my neck attaching a silver and gold and bronze 6 strand leash to the hoop in the front then thru the hoops on my wrists one strand of each color on either side hanging an glittering against my alabaster skin…. Glancing once more to the mirror I’m ready and I walk steadily out the door down the hall and into your presence you are standing with your back to me looking at the stars from the balcony, the French doors standing open with the breeze rustling the sheer curtains, your silhouette outlined by the fullness of the moon……. You ar

Dew Teh Truffle Shuffle!
Ever wonder what happened to Chunk from the Goonies? Me too! So I looked it up. Jeffrey Bertan Cohen (born June 25, 1974) is an American former child actor whose rose to fame at the age of eleven after appearing as Chunk in the 1985 Steven Spielberg production The Goonies. Since the part of "Chunk" entailed a lot of mockery at Cohen's considerable girth, he took up high school football and has since lost a great deal of weight as an adult. Jeff attended the University of California, Berkeley, earning a B.S. in Business Administration from the Haas School of Business in 1996. While at UC Berkeley, Cohen was a resident assistant in Putnam Hall and became President of the Associated Students. His campaign posters featured a picture of himself from his Goonies days and the simple slogan, "Chunk for president". He was also known for his energy at football games, performing the now famous Truffle Shuffle on the sidelines to raise applause from the crowd. While at Berkeley, Jeff

Granny
Arlene Beckham Joura what can I say? The passing of you was a very sad day. You are gone & not in pain. Still the tears flow like rain. Forget you never, always love. Now our protector from above. Your touch, your smell, your gentle kiss. Your singing will be greatly missed. No more yoddles or burnt popcorn. Everything about you we will mourn. A mother, a grandmother, a mor-mor you are. Now to that list our shiny bright star. Love and miss you!! RIP... 2.2.10 muah!!!

Life
so im sitting here watching vincent play his x box and waiting to see the doc.. i dont like going to the docs.. i have a kidnney prob and they dont know what it is wrong with them. i also have a back pain and they dont know whats wrong with that.. to top it off i get dizzy off and on these days.. im soooo scare do go i dont know what the out come will be.. so as i sit here my mind wonders on what may happen today. im still waiting for our tax money so we can get our car. my middle daughter fell yesterday hurt her back so i am hoping she is ok. she went to school but you never know... kids you know... so far this year isnt going the way it should... leave love if you like.. yours truely scared as hell, mandy love all my friends and family.. ♥

Sex
Slowly you come awake as you feel the warmth of my mouth caressing your feet licking an sucking your toes moving up your body.....you to start to reach for me but you cannot as you notice that your hands are handcuffed above your head …... you yank ..”wtf is this”...... I lick my way to your lips..... “payback is a bitch darling” I whisper........ “now lie back and take it like a man”........you see the wicked gleam in my eye as I get back to licking your lips , down your body to your hardening gorgeous cock licking teasing you scraping my tease over you as I slowly take your length deep in my throat my throat muscles clinching and unclinching as I deep throat you up slowly......down hard...... my teeth scraping along your long hard length...........i get rougher and rougher with my teeth as I know you love the slight pain …... I bite... then sooth with my tongue..... again and again.... I bite down your length...... you moan loudly

How Do You Mend A Broken Heart? Great Song Title, Ain't It???
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;No more; and, by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeHamlet Act III Scene 1 Why exactly is it called a broken heart? Is it like glass thatit can be easily dropped or throw against a hard surface and shattler into many countless pieces? Envision trying to repair such a brittle object such as that, finding all the tiny pieces and bits, pasting them back together in some vain hope of restoring it to its original condition. Is it possible or is such an illustion incorrect? Isn't the heart prone to blows, jabs and stabs from our lovers and others whom we hold dear, those who unthinkingly tear and abuse ou

Lovers Lust #2
Lovers Lust 2~~~~~~~~~~~~Rebecca only had one love in life. The passion she had for him was unnerving. She never felt the desire in her before for any other man. His eyes always seemed to gaze deep into hers even when he wasn’t directly looking at her. He sometimes didn’t even take notice of her. She wanted him. She wanted his touch. And most of all she wanted to have him call out her name. His name was David. David Harwell. She would whisper his name in the dark, looking up at the stars. She would look at the moon and see his face in the pale light. By candle light she would look at his picture and give it soft kisses with her lips and after each kiss she would whisper “My love.” Her love for David was not a romantic one. She didn’t have dreams of a home by the lake and children in the yard. Her love for him was carnal, lustful, untamed. One could almost say it was dangerous. She would lay naked in bed and her hands would slid down her bod

Karma
So what is the point of today? I am not talking about today as in, what the hell am i going to do today. I mean what the hell is the point of todays times. When will people start opening there eyes and start looking for what is more then just in front of you. The hippies had it right, well they had it right in a way. Maybe not the way the took things about, like i am sorry but i have to take a bath and i cant be involved in huge orgies, but there general message was right. Why fight, why bring others the same pain they have brought you. You want to speak of a message of peace and ordance, but all you are really giving them is the same thing they gave us. Why fight a he said she said war of any kind. Just try to be nice to the next person your around. You know some times movies have it right. Take, damn it, I cant remember the name of the movie, but it has Haley Jole Osmond and the chick from mad about you in it. Well the point is that kid was nice to one person, just one simple act of

Say Nothing
What is there to say when you have nothing to say? Sitting wondering what to scribble down as a thought. What happens when all thought has left you and you sit and wonder why care at all. Why say something when there is nothing to be said. Why always is that there has to be a respons, when there is none. The world is nothing but empty thoughts and plans. What makes this world go round is what i hate about it. The constent need for something to be happening, for the drama to kick in. Thats ok, ill be the one sitting in the back laughing at all of you. Thats why i ask, so why try. Ill take my lonley place in the back. Dont worry about me, im no trouble. In all i just dont care enough. Thats why i will be the one sitting in the back laughing at the insanity most people call real life. Well guess i did have a thought so thats all for now. Later

Dark Times In Thought. Please Read And Comment Them.
Secret,secret that I keep locked away so dark n deep.Speak no words of what was done,all so careful don't let your mouth run.Secret secretso carefully hidden away,no one knows about that day,now this here is no lie,my lil secret will remain till I die.Secret secret its now buried so dark n deep. Myself insanityhas taken its toll,my anger has now taken control.My hatred swells day by day.All alone as memories unfold,I knew it has been with me for sometime now,its time to set my demon free!I take blame for my murderous problem,sick confrontations more brutal time after time.Blood marks the years of pain that I have felt.No one cares to understand what has happened to me, only what they've seen I've done.Now soon your eyes will see that you mean nothing to me,you never have and never will!Have you ever wondered what Hell is like? Well I know and I will show you,I will make you understand all those years in pain that I have lived.This is where my sins begin,Nothing can stop me for what

Melissa Etheridge - Angels Would Fall
The rope that's wrapped around meIs cutting through my skinAnd the doubts that have surrounded me Are finding their way in I keep it close to me Like a holy man prays In my desperate hourIt's better that way So I'll come by and see you again I'll be such a very good friend Have mercy on my soulI will never let you know Where my mind has beenAngels never came downThere's no one here they want to hang aroundBut if they knew If they knew you at allThen one by one the angels Angels would fall I've crept into your temple I have slept upon your pewI've dreamed of the divinity Inside and out of youI want it more than truth I can taste it on my breathI would give my life just for a little deathSo I'll come by and see you againI'll be just a very good friendI will not look upon your face I will not touch upon your grace Your ecclesiastic skin I'll come by and see you againI'll have to be a very good friendIf I whisper they will know I'll just turn around and go You will never know my sin

Hey Friends It Has Been Awhile
I haven't been on in months. My life got so hecked I just stopped communicatting with pretty much anyone. I hope all ha been well with all of you and can't wait to start hearing from you again. Those of you who know me well know I have alot going on in my life. let me know if you are in need of anything. as always love and hugs tiny tears

Bug
Last night went to the Playhouse to see Adam Buxton present BUG. This is a show he's involved with that currently has a bi-monthly slot at the BFI Southbank in London, giving big-screen exposure to the latest awe-inspiring work in music videos, anything that dazzles from big name directors to low-budget and zero-budget efforts, and generally celebrating the more extreme and experimental work being done in the field of music promos. We're lucky enough to have Adam Buxton living in Norfolk, which means we're now getting a semi-regular dose of the show at Norwich's Playhouse too, and my friends Becky and Dan took me last night (after swiping my tickets when I double booked myself last time it was on). It was an absolutely brilliant night. Buxton's hosting injects a healthy stream of comedy into the event, including some of his own video work (last night he played us the video clip he's got on his website that's his reaction to the vigourously critical net response his new sitcom The P

Porn Filter - Parental Control On The Internet
A recent study showed that 42% of all children aged 10-17 have been exposed to porn online and that 76% have not seek it out. There are ways to do expert parent control on the internet. Click here to read more - Best Porn Filter and Porn Filter Parenting today isn't the same as just ten or fifteen years ago. As parents we want to be sure our children have a healthy and safe childhood, while still having the freedom to develop their own interest and personality. That means giving your children some space and not putting your nose into everything they do. On the other hand, as an adult it is your responsibility to keep your children safe from things that can traumatize and hurt your children. Internet pornography is such a thing. First of all though, we should understand that not all children that are exposed to pornography will be damaged from it. Children are able to separate fantasy from reality and they are not necessarily going to be traumatized from a few exposures to nudity or

A Life Lesson That Changed Me
On my way from Oregon to West Virginia I learned a very good lesson that I will never forget. When I left Oregon to head to Bills house in West Virginia I was a different person in a way. I used to think everything bad was happening to me. I kept to myself and was afraid to even talk to anyone. Online I'm different because I can't see who I am talking to so it don't scare me but in real life I clam up and go into a shell in a sense. Anyways, I was on the bus and so many people tried talking to me and I just sat there and kept my head down. It took this one girl named Marley to finally get me to talk... by that time I was in Utah. She was very persistent but she was one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. She and these two other guys, one named Thomas and the other named Tim, sat there and got me to finally open up by just being themselves. They weren't afraid to act like smart asses or make fun of themselves which was a change for me. I used to be afraid of w

Feb. 4
Yesterday was a hard day for me, my grandmother passed away on this date on 2007, and it was hard to loose someone I have known for all my life and another person in the family in the short period.When she passed away she was short of her 99th birthday, she would have been 101 today.She was a good woman, worked hard, and raised her 12 kids, with my mother being one of them. She took care of me, she loved me, she showed me how to cook. She help me become a better person.I miss her.

How To Make Lemon Juice Air Freshner (repost)
How to make Lemon Juice Air Freshner 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 - 3 drops essential oils, your choice 2 cups hot water (5 ml each of baking soda & lemon juice and 500 ml of hot water for those using metric) Add first three ingredients in small bowl, add hot water, stir to dissolve, pour into water bottle. (or you can add all ingredients into bottle and shake well) Shake well before each use. There would be pictures but stupid blog engine wouldn't let me repost, some fool had HTML hidden in their posting somewhere.

Clustered Random Thoughts
Well for starters.... I am very happy now and no one will change that. People think that if they say certain things that I will change my mind or feelings about stuff or people. I do what I want and believe what I want. Yes you guys do say some persuasive things but I have the final decision about the way I feel about it. I believe everyone has their own opinions on everything and that is the way it should be. I have finally found what I have been looking for in life. Yes it took me quite a while but I think in the long run it was well worth the wait. I have learned a lot along the way. Some stuff good some stuff bad. Some things I have done I do regret but I know I learned from my mistakes. Everyone needs to have a good outlook on life instead of it always being a downer. I used to be one of those types of people that thought anything and everything bad that could happen was happening to them. Well I turned that around finally because I found a good outlet for my feelings instead of r

Sleep
She smiles as she climbs into bed without Him...hoping He sleeps well yet has the sweetest visions of her. She shall dream of His caress, His kiss...so tender but strong. Taking all of her just from her lips. How she craves Him................Everything about Him. In her mind she bids Him goodnight...............

I Gotta Write Or My Head Will Not Let Me Sleep...dammit
Crazy.... I am, or am I?? I have these...well "premonisions" I don't really know what to call them..but they are there and I've been listening and acting upon them lately proving them to be true. I blocked them for years and years with alcohol and hard drugs...maybe even my beloved marijuana...anyway, since I've become sober the "thoughts" have been coming back and I've been ignoring them...until lately. Last couple of weeks have been a total trip...and I'm riding it out. Today was totally draining and confusing and enlightening all in one. yes, I'm crazy but yet...I seem to be sane. I'm surrounding myself with people that have the same thing...it's odd to have confirmation. I don't know why I'm telling fu about this...except that perhaps there is more of "us" that I need to learn from. Is it strange that I knew my mom used hers for the wrong purposes and didn't know "for sure" until another told me this evening?? Do all of us need confirmation because socie

We're On A Road To Nowhere By Talking Head
WELL WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOIN' BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'VE BEEN AND WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE KNOWIN' BUT WE CAN'T SAY WHAT WE'VE SEEN AND WE'RE NOT LITTLE CHILDREN AND WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND THE FUTURE IS CERTAIN GIVE US TIME TO WORK IT OUT We're on a road to nowhere Come on inside Takin' that ride to nowhere We'll take that ride Feelin' okay this mornin' And you know, We're on the road to paradise Here we go, here we go We're on a ride to nowhere Come on inside Takin' that ride to nowhere We'll take that ride Maybe you wonder where you are I don't care Here is where time is on our side Take you there...take you there We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere There's a city in my mind Come along and take that ride and it's all right, baby, it's all right And it's very far away But it's growing day by day And it's all right, baby, it's all right Would you like to come along and you could help me sing this song? And it's all right, baby, it's

Nothing Special
I know that I'm nobodyNothing special at allSo please don't cry for meI'm just anotherone of the many facespraying to the rainTake away my eyesand drown out my voiceIt doesn't matter anymoreDon't cover me with laurelsor decorate me with diamondsI'm not worth it anyhowI can't care anymoreI know I'm worth nothingnot even the love you give to meI'm just a broken onea crushed little toy soldierswept underneath the rugNo one cares about mebecause no one knows meSo why even bother crying?Just leave me aloneand make the world go awayI won't make you happy anymoreAll I do is bring painto those I love the mostand cripple myself all the whileJust hate melike all of the othersIt'd make things so much easierWhat good is love anyhowWhen it brings only heartbreaktime and time again?I don't know how to be genuineI've lost the real mesomewhere in all of that trivia.Everything now is just a reflectiona reflection of a broken soulthat was never worth anythingand will forever be nothing special

Frail Destiny
You broke a thousand heartson your way to mineyou tore through a thousand lonely soulsand shattered a thousand dreamsbefore a twist of fatebrought you to my doorNow you've moved onfollowing the scent of lonelinessdown a trail of desperationto another victimone who smiles unawarejust like I did in the months beforeBut time will be kind to meas it is to most gentle soulsthough we break like twigsin the howling winds of todaythe rains of tomorrow make us strongand let us grow into a forest that can never be brokenYou will remain hollow, empty and weakeven as I grow strongerand some day love will find youfollowing the scent of your lonelinessand it will break you with easea rotten tree falling to a draftSo even as I cry for youand nurse my broken heartI offer no words of angernor carry any ill desiresFor your fate is your ownand destiny spites you enoughwhile I'll miss you on lonely nightsI can not hate what I pity so muchnor condem that which has condemned itself

Just Another Pretty Face
Just another pretty face The first thing a person notices as you walk into the room. No one notices that you're very smart,No one notices that the words coming out of your mouth,spilling into the air, they're important. Your words could change a life or inspire.All they see is another outline, another stature,another pretty face.I don't want to be known as another pretty face. I don't want to be known for my looks.I want to be known for my words, my personality,for just being me.Never realized as just another pretty face. Jalisa Darneè Shaw

Fix My Heart
Some days i just want to quit drop my love life, fed up that's it tired of being used and mentally abused It always ends the same starts with that mind game i tell myself things "things aren't fine" Just can't get rejection out of my mind Don't know how to fix my heart sometimes i just need to break up and have a re-start i always have things i want to say but end up just walk'n away What i really want is you to stay Why can't i just express how i feel my heart is here for you to take and steal I want

Discarded Love
Bleak midwinterAnd snow lies all aroundMy heart is cold and emptyAnd I long to walk on the hot sandWith the sun burning my bodyAnd my love close at handWill you ever return?Or will I always live in bleak midwinterSend me word of where you areHave you found a new love?Have you moved on to someone new?I am still in a frozen stateStuck rigid where you left meUnable to move onOne kiss would thaw my bonesOne moment of bliss would unfreeze my toesI would follow you to the ends of the earthBut my feet are frozen to the groundAnd all around there is no soundIn this frozen wildernessI will live foreverSuspended in timeA monument to discarded love

Unwelcome
Blinded by all the lies Bound by all the trust Bleeding for an unknown cause Burned and charred by all the laws Don't know what to do Cause I was crazy over you But now you left me bruised And my heart don't know what to choose Do I stay or do I go? let the pain corrupt me so slow? Be the bitch that won't let go? Or the slut who says no? Do I live or do I die? Do I laugh or do I cry? Cause I used to be so free Now my heart won't let me see You used to say you loved me You used to say you cared But then you left me broken hearted Now I know that life ain't fair So what do I do? Do I be the fool? Or do I run away? Be free for a day? Cause I know that I will try I will try and I will fail Try to stay away Try to break free But my heart would never let me Cause it belongs to you And though it is not welcome It just don't seem to care No matter what you say No matter what you do It will remain in your hands To be used and abused So do with it as you please I don't care as long as it's you

Sometimes It A Bitch
Well I've run through rainbows and castles of candy I cried a river of tears from the pain I try to dance with what life has to hand me My partner's been pleasure... my partner's been pain There are days when I swear I could fly like an eagle And dark desperate hours that nobody sees My arms stretched triumphant on top of the mountain My head in my hands... down on my knees Sometimes it's a bitch... sometimes it's a breeze Sometimes love's blind... and sometimes it sees Sometimes it's roses... and, sometimes it's weeds Sometimes it's a bitch... sometimes it's a breeze I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure I've laid down with love and I woke up with lies What's it all worth only the heart can measure It's not what's in the mirror... but what's left inside Sometimes it's a bitch... sometimes it's a breeze Sometimes love's blind... and sometimes it sees Sometimes it's roses... and, sometimes it's weeds Sometimes it's a bitch... sometimes

Maybe I'm Amazed
Baby, I'm amazed at the wayYou love me all the timeAnd maybe I'm afraid of the wayI love youMaybe I'm amazed at the wayYou pulled me out of timeYou hung me on the lineMaybe I'm amazed at the wayI really need youMaybe I'm a manMaybe I'm a lonely manWho's in the middle of somethingThat he doesn't really understandMaybe I'm a manMaybe you're the only womanWho could ever help meBaby, won't you help me to understand?Maybe I'm a manMaybe I'm a lonely manWho's in the middle of somethingThat he doesn't really understandMaybe I'm a manAnd you're the only womanWho could ever help meBaby, won't you help me to understand?Maybe I'm amazed at the wayYou're with me all the timeAnd maybe I'm afraid of the wayI leave youMaybe I'm amazed at the wayYou help me sing my songYou right me when I'm wrongMaybe I'm amazed at the wayI really need youYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaWon't you help me to understand?Maybe I'm a m

Uncertainty
Looking toward the futurewith a frightened eyestaring down uncertaintytrying to pass the quiet nightswithout letting my mind go astray There are too many thoughtsI can't bear to thinktoo many possibilitiesI don't have the courage to consider I'm not scared of the futurejust blinded by dreams gone awryliving in a pastcheckered with defeatsand cradling ideals long since lost and forgotten No journey has gone the direction I plannedNo sprint has moved at the pace I wantedSo now I sit herecompletely out of dreamspining for what should have beenbut never will befrightened by possibilities turned into destiniesand clinging on to improbable hopeslipping through my fingers Uncertain about everythingsave what I fearDestined for nothingbut what I despise There is no glorious futurethere is no happy endjust a game of self-deceitthat never quite fulfills

Reign
Walking through the midnight air in the garden of the pure living a life that is not my own tied by vines the light has shown Everybody thinks they know me Everybody thinks they hear me The frightened child inside her mind The one who's soul is theirs to grind But as the grip does tighten more Drawing the blood I've lost before The rage begins to build inside of me Churning and bubbling much like the sea I know soon things will come to pass and the ties will be thrown at last I don't care how much blood comes from my veins As long as the horse you ride throws his reigns I will not be yours to rape again To break my heart with your sins So know that in the end if I should die it's a free woman you see there lie and hold your head in sorry shame for you only have yourself to blame.

Mirrors
I sit here and long to be the way that I was to have an open heart and to sing a song of love but it will never be as such I know that I'm trapped in darkness save this mirror that I touch I've come to conclude that I'm trapped inside this hell I know that my body is just an empty shell It's eternally and wholly too much now trapped inside my mind save this mirror that I touch I remember the days in which I used to laugh but now I feel my life's been severed that I'm missing my better half now the tears flow free down my crutch because I'm staring at my smiling face in this mirror that I touch

Just A Little Something
Many days have passed, where I have walked this road of pain. Many nights i've witnessed, along this rocky path, frought with my peril. Then came a moment, so precious so pure, when I noticed you from afar. My heart did flutter, I shivered and quivered, when you walked into my life. Now times have changed, silence no more, I'm pleased to know you so. Thank you so kindly, dear from the heavens, I'll never be lost again.

Song That I Relate To A Lot
Unlovable Are my lips unkissable? Are my eyes unlookable? Is my skin untouchable? Am I unlovable? Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, used If I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I would My time, my love, my effort, passion, dedication In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you If I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated, it's the truth Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few Stages of acceptance that it's really over It's just so complicated and I'm stupid for believing in you You make me feel like my father never loved me You make me feel like the act of love is empty Am I so unlovable? Is my skin untouchable? Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like? I had your back, I held you up, I told you you were good enough It was never reciprocated, you kept affection and yourself apart You fed your love to me like crumbs to pigeons in the park Sometimes I think it satisfied to see me begging like a dog I was enamo

[/yawn]
I just spentall dayhitting on my coworkersmy favoriteand my second favorite.:D Two of my favorite types in one office. Schweeeeet.Ones artsy and demurethe other's the embodiment of confidence and fire. :3 And then I promptly came home and made raviolis, worked out and joined my friend online to go beat a bunch of cultist wastelanders to death with improvised weaponry. Good times. Apparently though I'm a ways off from owning a REAL gun in that game. Pistols are already available at my level (seperate skillset from the ones I have/want) and ...shittastic crosbows are available now. ... Hopefully in a couple levels I'll be the crazy melee/rifle outlander tinkerer I dream of playing. My friend rerolled from a pistoler to a pure melee because well >> if he just melees he doesn't have to make bullets or guns, and he can spend another chunk of his ability points on more defense. You get four character slots, and it was basically my idea to go pure melee pure defense first, but he has a

On Fire Lyrics
Mama bad, mama mean, gasolineShe's on firePut her out, as a matter of fact, take her outCause she's on fireGot on my knees and ask my lord to keep me clear from the devil cause my girlShe She's on fireYeaaa, and everything is soooo cool, yeaI want them back shotsI said shorty let me play up in that matchboxAnd she's on fire, yeaaSho Shorty let a nigga rub his stick cause get some matchboxAnd she's on fireShe's steaming, she's screaming, she she's screaming, she's steamingI redeem it, I get in between it, like I mean itNow hit meAnd now she's on fire, I'll love to steam you, yeaaBut everything is so coolUhh, She hot as hell let's call her HelenFireman to her rescue like nine elevenUhh, Fuckin right I make her hotShe got the devil in her, I do whatever with herHells angel, I pluck her feathers niggaI'm am the fire spitter, I start a fire with herOk her flames high, But I am higher niggaSo I invite her up and then I light her up, mhmMama bad, mama mean, keroseneShe's on firePut her out, a

Sick And Tired
I know this blog is really pointless, since none of u read anything on here unless it benefits u in one way or another. I'm so sick and tired of seeing this bullshit all the fucken time on here. PLEASE RATE MY PAGE AND I'LL RATE U BACK or LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND I'LL RATE U BACK! Most of the fucken time it never happens on here. B/c of the fucked up ppl on here r so full of shit and they're complete fucken liars. This one also gets me laughing all the fucken time on here, especially if i see it in a blast. PLEASE F/A/R and i'll do it right back to u! Ok i understand the fan and rate, but not the stupid ass add part. How the fuck r u going to add me unless u fucken remove me as a friend and add me back? Like DUH! Shake ur stupid ass head and use some common since if u have any. Also for those stupid ass morons on here that beg for stuff such as blings, HH's, blast. Get a fucken life and go out and buy ur own. Unless ur that fucken cheap and u can't do it. For me if i ca

Just.. Fuuuuuuuuck
Failed two math quizes in Probabilty and Statistics, Stressing about personal relationships with my Gameing Buddy, His new Girlfriend, and my love intrest in Atlanta, My dog was injured, and my Grandfather Passed away.. all THIS WEEK.. kill me now...

Sheesh....here's Number One In The Jerk Blogs!
I mean, really, this is a web site. Let's get this straight! 1. This is a web site 2. Name calling is so 1st grade 3. A STATUS is where you post your feelings or updates or anything you feel like posting. Now, any of ya's that know me know that I am not on to post B.S. drama stuff. But this guy has been bogging me down with sexual comments and getting RUDE when I don't respond to them. Now, let me make this very clear. I DO NOT mind graphic comments left on my pics, I don't mind when you throw them in my Chat box. But when I don't respond to them, is that really a reason to get mad? Any of ya's that have talked to me know that I DO NOT get rude or mean about it. Sometimes I play back, but most of you guys know when to draw the line. I don't mind it AT ALL!!! Now, of course this is through Fubar chat, so you have to read down to up...I'm not about to take any more time on this guy to write it the other way... Now, PLEASE...be honest...If I am in the wrong, let me know. I want t

Spontaneity
Running onEmpty - by, Ellen Sue Stern Wherever you go, there you are. - Al-Anon We can worry all the way there, plotting and scheming. Or we can move with a sure heart. Either, we end up in the same place. Often I live by a schedule, and if I'm really overcommited, I even break it up into fifteen-minute increments. Then I follow it religously. Every minute is accounted for; I break into sweat if I fall behind, terrified I won't make the finsih line. But once in a while, even when I'm at my busiest, I throw caution to the wind and toss the Holy Schedule aside. I take the long way home around the lakes. Or spontaneously meet a friend for lunch. I always end up with twice the energy. Affirmation: Everything that happens leads me somewhere

Pray For You.....jaron And The Long Road To Love
This song sums up what I mean at the end of my Jerk Blogs, by I will pray for you.... If you really want a GREAT laugh, listen to the song! I havent been to church since I don’t remember whenThings were goin’ great ‘til they fell apart againSo I listened to the preacher as he told me what to doHe said you can’t go hatin’ others who have done wrong to youSometimes we get angry, but we must not condemnLet the good Lord do His job and you just pray for themI pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hillI pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like toI pray your birthday comes and nobody callsI pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stallsI pray all your dreams never come trueJust know whereever you are honey, I pray for youI’m really glad I found my way to church‘Cause I’m already feelin’ better and I thank God for the wordsYeah I’m goin’ take the high

To All The Perves..hit This Chic Up..lol
BubBlZ: sounds goodTo BubBlZ: if it ok wit u To BubBlZ: i have a few nsfws BubBlZ: my phone number is 8063301696 u can send em to my phone if u want This is a SB convo I had with some chic earlier. Had some phone sex with her and she was fucin awesome.lol As you can see, she gave me her phone number...so hit this bitch up guys...Trust me you wont be dissapointed,lol.

The 80s Rock Bands Music, The Ballads.
Rock ballads in the 80s were written with lots of strong feelings of love,loss,hate,pain just about everything that a man or woman has been through at one time or another. Sometimes it felt like a song was made just for you and how you were feeling at the time you know what I mean? Songs like ALONE AGAIN,FLY TO THE ANGELS,CARRIE,I SAW RED,18 AND LIFE,THE LOVE SONG,JUST WALK AWAY,I DON'T BELEIVE IN LOVE,I'M NO FOOL,THE PRICE they are just a few of my personal favorite songs that I really related to at the time. I know that if you think back there were some songs that you thought were made for you?

The Meeting Of Souls
The room smelled strongly, of worn leather, metal, and sex. It was lit with the glow of candles placed in such a manner as to give him ample lighting so that he may linger upon the faces of pleasure and pain assuredly to come later. The Scarf so gingerly draped over the railing of the ancient oak canopy bed, a symbol of trust, lays innocently until it is called upon to guide his charge into the silken darkness. His fingers caress it in both anticipation and remembrance. Preparation and inspection of the thick restraints and equipment are in definite order to be sure the flesh to be held in them will be able to remind her of this night for days to follow. Other surprises lay just within the shadowed corners of the room. But those will be brought to light after her darkness is secured and total.The chime of the doorbell sends voltage through his body as he lights one last candle, to be placed by the bed to remind his trust that the only light in his life is her and that he would do

Karma, Sucker Or Something Else...
You have a friend, They need ALOT. I mean, ALOT. Food, money, stuff, support, etc. ALOT. They are a good person, but you know you will never get back what you put in, and likely they will never really tell you it is appreciated. What do you DO? Do you do all you can anyhow? Does it really mean something to give til it hurts when no one cares that you are doing it but you? Are you kepping your karma in line or are you just a stupid idiot? Who are you really helping anyhow? Them? Yourself? When should you give up?

A Few Words For Mr. Obama
So I was watching a video of President Obama's speech today and three seperate times, yes three times, he pronounced corpsman as "corpse man." Well Mr. President as a former Naval Hospitol Corpsman and on the behalf of all us Doc's past, present, and future let me say FUCK YOU YOU LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT!! I mean, really, that teleprompter you read your speechs from doesn't tell you how to pronounce the words? Let me throw some facts your way. The Hospital Corps has the distinction of being the only corps in the U.S. Navy to be singled out in a famous speech by Secretary of the Navy James Forrestal after the conclusion of World War II. Be they assigned to hospital ships, reservist installations, recruiter offices, or Marine Corps combat units, the rating of Hospital Corpsman is the most decorated in the United States Navy with 22 Medals of Honor, 174 Navy Crosses, 31 Distinguished Service Medals, 946 Silver Stars, and 1,582 Bronze Stars. There have been 20 naval ships that have been name

The Hamster Must Die Nao!
I keep articles like this just to show my kids that I am definitely not the meanest or craziest mom evah! Read the crazy hamster killing cunt story here WARM SPRINGS, Ga. -- A Georgia woman is in jail after police say she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades. The sheriff of rural Meriwether County told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police. Sheriff Steve Whitlock said 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter of Warm Springs faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery. The sheriff's office said she remained in the Meriwether County jail early Friday. It was not immediately known if she had a lawyer.

Facebook Comments Get Student In Trouble
Facebook has gotten high school senior Alex Fuentes in trouble with his school. Wesley Chapel High kicked Fuentes off The National Honor Society for posting unflattering things about the school. Other students, past and present, have added similar comments to Fuentes’s site. On girl said she would ditch school 2-3 times a week and still had a 4.0 GPA. There’s an investigation by the Honor Society in to the suspension of Fuentes. For more http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584786,00.html?test=latestnews BlastFM is #1 in its genre. But we did it the old fashion way, we earned it! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Over And Over
Three Days Grace- Over and over I feel it everyday it's all the sameIt brings me down but I'm the one to blameI've tried everything to get awaySo here I go againChasing you down againWhy do I do this?Over and over, over and overI fall for youOver and over, over and overI try not toIt feels like everyday stays the sameIt's dragging me down and I can't pull awaySo here I go againChasing you down againWhy do I do this?Over and over, over and overI fall for youOver and over, over and overI try not toOver and over, over and overYou make me fall for youOver and over, over and overYou don't even trySo many thoughts that I can't get out of my headI try to live without you, every time I do I feel deadI know what's best for meBut I want you insteadI'll keep on wasting all my timeOver and over, over and overI fall for youOver and over, over and overI try not toOver and over, over and overYou make me fall for youOver and over, over and overYou don't even try to

One Of My Favorites....
In the twilight glow I see her Blue eyes crying in the rain When we kissed goodbye and parted I knew we'd never meet again Love is like a dying ember And only memories remain And through the ages I'll remember Blue eyes crying in the rain Someday when we meet up yonder We'll stroll hand in hand again In the land that knows no parting Blue eyes crying in the rain

Chaos
Chaos....total and utter chaos....heart torn ftrom ur chest and nothing u can do to stop the pain.....complete loss of motor skills....blackness......no need for food or sleep......just total darkness.....pain.....slowly killing u pain......the kind u cant subside.....tears......falling like rain....no one here to wipe them away.....chaos.....total and utter chaos....1,000 thoughts running through ur head......spinning......cant stop spinning......drowning....sorrow over takes u.....chaos....total and utter chaos.....fade to black.....

Come Join My First Valentines Day Train!!!
HEY I'M HOSTING MY FIRST VALENTINES DAY TRAIN!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FAN, RATE AND ADD EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN!! I WILL BE MAKING TAGS FOR THE TRAIN!!JUST SEND ME THE PIC YOU WOULD FOR YOUR TAG, AND HOP ON, BUT DON'T FORGET TO REPOST!CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND SEND ME YOUR PIC AND I WILL ADD YOU!!

Know Your Rolls (and How Many Of Them You Have!)
ok i really don't mean to offend anyone, but i have to say i feel like my eyes have been offended while browsing through corsets today. Let's look at it this way, you wouldn't expect a girl who weighed 100 lbs to eat TWO supersized meals at once when dining at McDonald's would you? No! Anymore than i would expect an overweight girl to be able to satisfy her appetite with a kids meal. It's all about knowing your role and knowing the difference between "sexy" and "ridiculously tacky". I'm not saying overweight people can't be sexy, but they have to find the correct way for themselves to look sexy instead of trying to fit into a mold that they don't belong. It would be like a petite woman tryng to look sexy in a maternity shirt when she isn't even pregnant! If you like potatoes wrapped in velvet, THIS might be appetizing to you When did Grimace become

Hawkwind- Steppenwolf
You can see my eyes are lupineThe liquid golden fires glareMy loping walk, my slinking spineAre signs that there is something thereThe way my nostrils flare for odoursThe way my ears prick up for soundMy hair's electrically awareTells me things for miles aroundI am a man-wolf, I am a wolf manI have half a canine mindI have half the mind of manI am neither of one kindMaybe it was only an hallucinationI'm no stranger to such thingsI made a thorough investigationThe image had a power that clingsTo my jaded imaginationMy brain has found the bells it ringsLike a wolf my wilful loafingMy languishing alone in my lairWhere you will never hear me laughingI'm half in love with dark and despairThe Moon's a howling, mouth of mercuryQuicksilver quivering in the skyIt echoes like a cave of chromiumThat'll vacuum up my soul when I dieI am a wolf man, I am a man-wolfA freak, a fiend, a figment of mindA species of the steppes and cityI am neither of one kindDissolving in the slendour of this desolation

I Am Gay!
Okay I feel it prudent to come out the closet now, I really did not know how to say this and it has been eating at Me for several hours when a guy just told Me and ..According to a fu member, engaging in anal sex with a woman means that I am gay, so since I have had sexual intercourse with a woman in her ass, that means that I am gay..A gay guy who only does woman, I mean is that what gay means? If so I am gay. I do hope you support gay Emanon because I cannot make any promises I will stop having sex with woman :pOkay guys, I am just here to tell you, I am now gay.

Enough
Snuff lyricsSongwriters: Crahan, Michael Shawn; Fehn, Chris; Gray, Paul D; Jones, Craig A; Jordison, Nathan J; Root, James Donald; Taylor, Corey; Thomson, Mickael; Bury all your secrets in my skinCome away with innocence and leave me with my sinsThe air around me still feels like a cageAnd love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage againSo if you love me let me goAnd run away before I knowMy heart is just too dark to careI can?t destroy what isn?t thereDeliver me into my fateIf I?m alone I cannot hateI don?t deserve to have youOoh, my smile was taken long agoIf I can change I hope I never knowI still press your letters to my lipsAnd cherish them in parts of me that savor every kissI couldn?t face a life without your lightsBut all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fightSo save your breath, I will not careI think I made it very clearYou couldn?t hate enough to loveIs that supposed to be enough?I only wish you weren?t my friendThen I could hurt you in the endI never cla

Me
I have many friends on here that I have known for years and many new ones that I am proud to call my ANGELS! Each of you has touched me in a very special way and I want to thank you for being in my life and for the constant love you bestow upon me. I truly believe that FRIENDS are God's gift to us as Angels to help us get by as we struggle in life.I am not here to do anything other than spread God's love to my fellowman and show you that LOVE is what we all need in our daily walk through life. Each of us struggle with something in our personal lives and a kind word means everything sometimes when you are hurting or having a bad day. I know believe me.....I have the same struggles in my own life and still do. I do not care who you are or what is on your page...that is your business and not for me to judge..I don't have to agree with it any more than you have to agree with Mine but that doesn't make you any less of a friend.What matters to me is how you conduct yourself on my

Twin Souls
This brings us to one of the strangest concepts concerning soul relationships, that of "Twin Souls." As we have already seen, a soul possesses both the male and female forces within itself prior to entering the duality of the Earth. As the soul enters the world it usually selects one of its two sexual natures and projects the unique characteristics of this sex while incarnate. As difficult as it may be to understand, the unmanifested sexual part of our soul can actually incarnate at the same time we do. In other words, our soul, which is much more complex than we have imagined, is capable of separating its dual sexual nature into two separate and distinct entities, one male and the other female, and each of these two entities can incarnate into the Ear

Soul Mates
A "soul mate" is really nothing more than a soul or souls (and there may be several of them) with whom we have closely shared so many lifetimes that we now resonate to the same pitch, so to speak. We understand each other like no one else could hope to understand us. This acquired understanding gives soul mates the capacity to help each other in ways that would be difficult without the deep bonding that has occurred through the ages. Soul mates often help each other reach their highest potential, and though this is not automatic and each will still have to apply themselves to making the present relationship the best it can be, their deep inner-knowing of each other gives them a distinct advantage. However, being soul mates doesn't automatically mean

Soul Group's 1 & 2
THE INCARNATIONS OF TWO MAJOR SOUL GROUPS FOUND IN THE EDGAR CAYCE READINGS Group l: Early Atlantis Early Ancient Egypt Persia (during the time of Croseus I,II) Palestine (during the time of Christ) The Crusades Colonial America Group 2: Late Atlantis Late Ancient Egypt Early Greece Rome (during the time of Christ) France (during the time of Louis XIV, XV, XVI) The American Civil War Of course, these are only the most significant incarnations for these souls; they would most probably have incarnated many more times than the list indicates. There were also other incarnation-sequences given, but the majority of the readings were for souls who typically cycled with one of these two major groups. We should also take a look at.some significant exceptions to this pattern. Some souls did not always incarnate with their group, choosing inste

Soul Groups
These basic ideas of past relationships and their present influences are not only true of individual relationships but also of group relationships. From the beginning our souls have tended to travel together in groups, and the very act of traveling together for such long periods creates forces of attraction that help to maintain and build on these group relationships. Nearly all souls on the planet today were together in past ages of human history. As a result, the relationships among the peoples of the world today are a reflection of their past activities with each other. The souls who came in to this planetary system and entered the realms of consciousness associated with this region of the cosmos comprise our largest soul group. This group can then

Soul Life 2
The effects of these many past-life experiences are reflected in the circumstances that now surround our present relationships. The soul's memories of past-life activities with others shape our innate reactions to them. Of course, their memories of our past-life actions influence how they react to us. Through the same eyes that the personality sees life, the soul sees it, but the soul looks with a memory covering centuries of passion and adventure, caring and love, hatred and revenge, doubt and fear. When we feel a seemingly unfounded fondness for another person, it is very likely due to soul memory of the positive role he or she played in our past lives. On the other hand, when we react with what seems to be an unfounded revulsion or hatred towards another person, you can b

Soul Life
SOUL LIFE Past Lives & Present Relationships by John Van Auken We are like rivers. On the surface we are all shiny and clear, shimmering with freshness and life, but deep within us run powerful unseen currents of soul-memories and desires. These deep currents are the cumulative effects of ages of soul-life and many incarnations in the Earth. They cause us to love one person and despise another; to feel wonderful vibrations with a particular individual in one aspect of our lives only to feel awkward and uncomfortable with that same person in another aspect of our lives. Patterns and habits have formed deep within our inner-consciousness

What Does The Urban Dictionary Say About Your Name....???
http://www.urbandictionary.com/Valerie Valerie is a VERY sexy woman who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is truly one of a kind. Don't do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top. Oh hell yea this is me!! hehe Go to www.urbandictionary.com and see what your name says about you ;)

So Taco Bell Is Making Real Tacos.. Along With A Fuckin Taco Bell Diet?
So, Taco Bell is making real fucking tacos? wtf.. i swear, if taco bell wanted customers to be eating and stuffing their faces then, like they do now, they should've put their real taco idea in play a LONGGGGG fucking time ago. OH and the real tacos? there like a fucking buck each, with a crap load of tin foil, with one lime.. i spent more money on a tiny ass taco, and didnt realize that the "real taco" was made for kids or midgets.. or someshit. Wow, now its like there trying to say, "now that you ate my taco, lose some weight"... wtf? Now they got a diet menu. Apparently some lady lossed weight by eating food from taco bell, FIRST OF ALL, you would have to be doing crack, to lose weight from eating that, SECOND, is taco bell going to get a mexican JARED FOGLE? So, the taco bell is gonna be getting some dude named Jorge to become the dude who supposedly lost 300 pounds from eating taco bell right? ! Oh and the fucking mint ? I ordered a grilled stuffed burrito, and a st

Why Do I Try...by Sarah My Daughter(12 Yrs Old)
have you ever felt like no one understands you still searching for the one you know is true wondering if you will ever find him is he sitting right in front of you its like a mascrade ball where no one can see you is he the one all those questions running thru me is he the one i have been searching for but then i realize he is just an ordinary guy the one that toys with your heart and says good bye all this time searching and than i realize there is no true love for me why do i try again evrytime maybe someday that guy will appear in my life

These Blessed Lips
A kissTouching my lips so softlyGently with passion and heartTremblingWishing for time to stand stillWishing it would last foreverBut beneath those lips lie Beneath those lips hide the same dark secretA need for salvationAnd a need to destroyWaiting for the moment to strikeWaiting until that final hourThese blessed gifts have haunted meMy entire life has them come and goEach one the sameAnd yet differ only in timeThe time it takes to tear me downThe time to feed on my very soulNow I sit wantingWanting that same kissThe embrace of the devilA touch from the crazedMy life in her handsAnother kiss of death

Cinnamon Rolls
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his paper my husband replied, "About 10 years."

Soooooooooooooo...
so i spin around on the high limit slots today cuz im just rad like that...i decided not to shave today and i have nothing of importance to say so yeah... p.s. am i reading that right that the spotlight winner spent over 1 billion fubucks? who has that kind of cash?!?! she must have golden vagina pictures

Sirens Song
The heart does changeLike seasons of the yearNow mine matches winterThis is something I fear. The longer I am goneThe colder I becomeHow long before I see youAnd feel the warmth of your sun. You can't bring back summerBut to my heart a flameAnd melt away my winterSo only your warmth remains

Jennypooh
Her vision came to me,With the stars all a glow.Could she be a dream,By morning I did know. She spoke to me,Her words soft true and kind.An angel from my dreams,This I surely did find. What of me could she want,To her what could I give.I will offer her these two things,She may have them as long as I live. To you this day,I give you my heart and my pen.And hope you'll stay in my life,To give them purpose again.

Bx
My days have slowed downNothing now seems the sameAll it really tookWas the mention of your name. Do you still have a holdCan I ever let you goWhen I look into your eyesThen my heart may know. You may be far from meAnd out of my viewMy mind has its memoriesAnd my soul never lost sight of you. I may never get to hold youSometimes life can't portray what it seemsWill you now become a realityOr fade softly back to my dreams.

Test
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below:Pink heartsYellow moonsOrange starsGreen cloversBlue diamondsPurple horseshoesThose icky oat bitsOkay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, w

Seeing Things By The Black Crows
I find it hard to shed a tear You brought it all on yourself my dear Wrong, yes I may be Don't leave a light on for me 'Cause I ain't comin' home It hurts me baby to be alone Yes, it hurts me baby A hundred years will never ease Hearing things I won't believe I saw it with my own two eyes All the pain that I can't hide And this pain starts in my heart And this love tears us apart You won't find me bent down on my knees Ain't bendin' over backwards baby Not to please 'Cause I'm seeing things for the first time I'm seeing things for the first time, oh yeah I'm seeing things for the first time In my life, in my life I used to dream Of better days that never came Sorry ain't nothin' to me I'm gone and that's the way it must be So please I've done my time Lovin' you is such a crime You won't find me down on, on my knees Won't find me over backwards baby Just to please 'Cause I'm seeing things for the first time I"m seeing things for the first time Seeing things for the first time Oh I'm

Conversation With A Guy From Adult Friend Finder
So to introduce this conversation, I need to explain the story. Back about 3 years ago I put a profile up on AFF so I could find partners to make amateur videos with for my website. When I stopped working for the company, I put the profile on there on "standby" so it wasn't viewable and ppl couldn't contact me. After I moved back to Michigan, I realized that I was missing a few pics that were on my demolished (during the move) laptop. So I went onto AFF to get the pics and it said I had to re-establish my profile to see the pics. So I did, and never shut if off... didn't care to. So after a while I went on there just for curiosity and I had a few emails from guys who seemed to have a little personality substance... this is my convo with one, and tell me if it makes any sense! Btw, he lives about 2 hours from me Mike: Hey there, you seem to be pretty interesting and I like how straight forward your profile is, if

If Fubar Changed One Thing, What Would You Want Changed??
Okay, I was wondering what other users would want done if Fubar offered to make ONE change and one change only. 99.99% of the site, I really do like. But the one thing I really dont like is that Secret Admierer thing. So, if I were to ask Fubar to make a change, I would ask them to do away with the Secret Admierer thing. So, what would you like done away with? And why?

Response To My Craiglist Personal
Nice to meet you, Deacon! I will try to introduce myself more.I live in a Prague, Czech Republic. I live in an apartment of myparents and currently I experience hard period of my life. My exboyfriend has found another girl and I am trying to forget everythingas much as I can. I have realized that life should go further and Ineed to change everything in my life, at least for a while. I don'thave any secrets and I am always straight in my thoughts. I don't knowwhy I am so open with you. I would like to know if you ever met girls frommy country ) I will try to think who I am ))) ... I am:- Honest- Friendly - Discreet- Tenacious- Romantic - Independent- Ambitious- Supporting- Always positive- Confident- Faithful- Planning - Obedient- Quiet- Shy- Careful- Reliable- Cheerful!You are not tired? )Well, my main interests are music, photo, flowers, comedy and horrorfilms, fashion. I don't think I differ from another girls my age )What are your interests, Deacon? We can have

Brittany Murphy Autopsy Results
Brittany Murphy died from pneumonia, but anemia and prescription drugs also played a role, coroner's officials said Thursday. The primary cause of the death was community acquired pneumonia, with contributing factors of iron deficiency anemia and "multiple drug intoxication," according to the Los Angeles County coroner's office. The death was ruled accidental. Coroner's spokesman Craig Harvey declined to specify what types of drugs were involved in Murphy's death but said they were all prescription medications. Details about the drugs the "Clueless" and "8 Mile" star had in her system will be released in several weeks when a complete report is done. Murphy died Dec. 20 at age 32 after collapsing at her Hollywood Hills home. Her mother and husband have said the actress didn't abuse prescription medications or have an eating disorder. Attempts to reach them for further comment were unsuccessful. Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack and mother, Sharon Murphy, told investigators the actre

Cold
i have felt the cold wind blow. where it comes from i do not know. it always finds me no matter where i go. its knows my name and tells me so. each time i smile it seeks me out. it knows my heart with out a doubt. i try to run and scream and shout. but the cold wind blows no matter what my route.... it calls my name even though i run. it clouds my day and hides the sun. and freezes my heart untill im done.......... Silverthorn68. 2/4/10

Just Ramdom Thoughts
I have little respect for people who betray their heritage or upbringing. Black people who think they are white. White people who think they are black. Rich people who came from poverty and have forgotten. These are just a few examples. My suggestion is to STOP trying to impress the world, your peer group or your drinking buddies. be true to your roots and be proud of who you are and where you came from. Actions speak louder than words ever could. if you tell me you're going to do something, then I have a reasonable expection that you will follow through. There are always exceptions, of course, but when the exception becomes the "norm", then I will no longer believe a word you say and base my opinion of you solely on your actions (or inaction). if you're the type of person who only pays lip service to any particular thing....then PLEASE.....move along. My time and patience are to valuable to waste on people like you. I don't normally discuss politics or religion. I have my

Just A Man *a Naughty Knight Original*
I am just a manAll I have to offer is all that I amI can’t give you the moon and starsAll I have to offer is my heartI can’t promise I wont make you cryI do promise to dry your eyesI can’t promise to be perfectI can promise that you are worth itI wont have all the answersBut you will be a part of my heart foreverI can’t tell you I have the perfect planBecause you see, I am just a man

Keep My Name Outta Your Mouth Trick..
Alright,Im usually not the type of girl who will call someone out,unless they tend to piss me off,and it has come to the point to where this BITCH name Clover has done more then Piss me Off..Alright me and this Bitch name Clover we use to be friends,and one day we were talking and she told me,you wanna use someone to buy you stuff on fubar,and i was curious to what she would tell me,and she told me about this guy she met on fubar and met him in person,she told me how he had money and he loved to spend it,she told me i should use him,blah,blah..He went by the name Hotrod something cant remember..So me being a nice person i told him what she wanted me to do,and he thanked me for it and me and him became great friends,and we ended up dating each other,and well i guess she couldnt deal with that,after me and him dated we stayed friends me and clover,but me and hotrod broke it off around November,so i told clover what happen she pretended to care and be my friend,and outta the blue i had a

Drama
so my shoes are a lil tight so i usally wear skinny socks cause i just love skinny socks so i was trying to get these shoes on. and they were not going! then whitney is like are you pregnent? and im like uh no! they always assume someone is preggo or other stupid ass shit! so i finally get the shoes on. i walk over to the coach kourtney and shes like those shoes look small and im like yeah they were really hard to get on so i look at the tongue and their 9! i wear 9.5 so their is whitney, stephane, and cearria (the redneck) and i was like well one of them must have my shoes on becaue i have a pair so they all "look" and whitney is like well these are comfortable so im going to keep them.(i thought joking) and the coach was like alright ill being a marker tomorrow and write on the shoes. and so i went out to my car pissed as hell cause one of those dumbass had my shoes on. so i got my old pair which are 9.5 becuase they made me look stupid saying that maybe i got 9s. Kourtneys parents w

Giving Shit Up For Lent
· No Biscuits· No Confectionary· No Chocolate· No Cakes· No Desserts· No Ice Cream· No Peanut Butter· No Crackers· No Purchasing of CDs· No Purchasing of DVDs· No Cigarettes· No Social Networking sitesThis was the list of stuff I gave up last year. I'm debating whether to add "going to the shop at work for food" to it.

Always And Forever
In your words I find comfort, in your heart I know love. In your eyes I find serenity, in your arms I know peace. When all others have broken me, at your touch shall I be mended. When all others have forsaken you, in my soul shall you be safe. You are my brightest star, lighting my way in deepest dark. When all others have burned out, never shall you vanish from my sight. Forever. Always. Our souls shall be as one.

Quote From Robert S. Mcelvaine
Most liberals never lost sight of the potential for evil in big government. They have consistently opposed government power in matters of personal and political belief. Liberals are not unconcerned with economic liberty, but they have come to believe that the common good requires that social justice be given a higher priority than absolute economic freedom. Conservatives are—and always have been—on the other side of both questions. They are much more prone than liberals to limiting personal and political liberties, but they place the freedom of an individual to do as he pleases in the economic realm at the top of their concerns. Social justice has held a lower priority for conservatives, from the days of Alexander Hamilton when they favored strong government as a means of

Who Is Worthy And Who Is Not Worthy
If you feel it is necessary to only come to my page to get me to come to a lounge, vote on a mumm, or view a member please don't! I am getting tired of being on here only to have people ask for stuff and give nothing in return! If you have a problem with it, bring it to my attention, not anybody else, for it is none of there concerne! As my name now states, yes I am now "Un-Loved~Un-Wanted~Un-Needed"! Again if you have a problem with this, bring it to me and nobody else for it's none of there concerne anymore!

Lhasa De Sala
I was lucky enough to see Lhasa perform as part of the Norfolk and Norwich Festival a couple of years ago. It was a rare English appearance for an artist not widely known here, and the show blew me away. Emotionally, I left the gig feeling I'd wasted my life not listening to her music, it made so much of my collection at the time seem... empty, worthless. A heady mix of Latin-American, Mexican, Klezmer, Eastern European folk, Middle Eastern music amongst others, she simply defied characterisation. The audience were spellbound, and when I tried to get my hands on some of her music the next day, there wasn't a record shop in Norwich that hadn't been bombarded with enquiries. It was nothing short of a defining moment for me, musically, and one destined not to be repeated. It's a mark of how little she's known in this country that it's taken me a month to stumble onto the fact that Lhasa De Sala died on New Year's Day this year after a 21 month battle with breast cancer. She was 37.

Soldiers Are Being Forced To Choose Between Their Children And The Military, And They're Paying The Price In Jailtime
Soldiers who face unexpected parenting hardships and are unable to deploy are supposed to be honorably discharged. Instead they are being slapped with criminal charges. Soldiers who face unexpected parenting hardships and are unable to deploy are supposed to be honorably discharged. Instead they are being slapped with criminal charges. In January, U.S. Army officials announced four separate court-martial charges against Specialist Alexis Hutchinson, a single mother who missed her deployment to Afghanistan in early November 2009 when her childcare plans for her infant son, Kamani, fell through at the last minute. Hutchinson was jailed and threatened with a court-martial if she did not agree to deploy to Afghanistan. Kamani was placed into a county foster care system. Hutchinson, in accordance with the family care plan of the U.S. Army, had been allowed to fly to Oakland, Califor

The Death Penalty -- It's Unworkable
The American Law Institute, instrumental in structuring the model statutes on which most death sentences are based, has withdrawn its support of such laws. By Michael Traynor February 4, 2010 Nearly 50 years ago, as concern grew in the country about the fairness of death penalty laws, the American Law Institute published a "model statute" aimed at helping state lawmakers draft laws to ensure that death sentences were meted out fairly and consistently. Last fall, the institute withdrew its support for the model death penalty law. The decision was a striking repudiation from the very organization that provided the blueprint for death penalty laws in this country. The institute, with a membership of more than 4,000 lawyers, judges and law professors of the highest qualifications, is the leading independent organization in the United States producing scholarly work to clarify and improve the law. In the decade after the institute published its law, which was part of a comprehe

How To Make A Solar System At Home
Not many homeowners have the proper knowledge on how to make their own solar systems as they assume that the only method of having solar panels installed is to confront commercial companies to do it for them. However, do you know that when you Do-it-Yourself, you can save thousands of dollars. Plus, it isn't really a difficult task to make solar panels yourself. Click here to read more - Home Solar Power Systems and Generate Electricity There are many ready-made solar system kits available out there that simply need to be assembled and installed. These kits tend be rather expensive and can cost almost as much as a professional installation. $30,000 really is too much for most households to pay for a professionally-installed solar systems. These necessary materials are not difficult to find: 1. Acrylic 2. Electrical wiring 3. Sheets of glass 4. Photovoltaic cells 5. Clear PVC Sheeting 6. Copper Wire 7. General Tools (Drills, screwdrivers, glue) Any hardware store should stock mo

Soul Mates
Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. You know that they are not perfect but are always perfect for you. In our life we are looking for the partner, who is our second part and we feel he/she is the best partner for thelife road. How will u know u have that one person that is to be consider as your soul-mate? Well lets just say you will have that feeling everyday for the rest of your life knowing that u actually took the chance on that one person that means everything to you....

Spoiler Alert- May Contain Stories About Shit
Andy Murray got beat at tennis and I got a camera up my ass. Yes, the day dawned for my colonoscopy, heres what happened, months ago I told my doc I had some bowel issues, now I would write the Latin word but my spell check is having trouble with Diarrhoea - maybe that's the right spelling eh? Anyway...my doc got me a hospital appointment and the specialist booked me in for a colonoscopy...as fast as that! And as fast as that my Diarrhoea disappeared, yes it did! So, I was told to drink FOUR litres of a powder that the hospital sent in the post, not an illegal powder I hasten to add, just something called Prep-klean...I hate ANYTHING spelt with a K when it really means a C but anyway I had to dilute these evil smelling granules in water. It said 'vanilla' flavour on the side, now unless vanilla tastes like battery acid, I have no idea what they added to the foul smelling salts, but I managed to get ONE litre down my gullet before I started throwing up. I was to drink the

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The crisis revealed weaknesses and gaps in the regulation and supervision of financial institutions and financial markets ... We must continue to do all that can be done to ensure that our economy is never again devastated by a financial collapse.

Bug#3: The Evolution Of Music Video
"The hugely popular BUG returns to Norwich Playhouse for another programme of extraordinary, extreme and downright brilliant music videos from around the world, presented by comedy genius and music video fanatic Adam Buxton (The Adam & Joe Show, BBC6 Music).A hugely popular bi-monthly event at the BFI Southbank in London, BUG explores the range of creativity in music video today – from exciting work in mainstream videos, to off-beam DIY no-budget experimentation. BUG#3 promises more brilliant clips rarely seen on a big screen (or even a TV screen) and some incredible online discoveries – with insightful and hilarious contributions from Adam. It’s an essential night out aspiring filmmakers, music video fans – in fact, anyone who wants to see great visual creativity and great music on the big screen." That's what I'm doing tonight. Adam Buxton's website Norwich Playhouse website

Regimen.
Tick tick tick tick... and this runs into that day runs into... what's an hour to a minute? Yet, here we are, staring, and wasting, wasting away. I'm sick with it. I'll run with it. Give me time that I don't have I'll give you change from my pocket for that void in your head. Sick, sick, sick, sick....

Explication
Below is a beautiful summary of why I have my new, little tatoo. :] For me, trees have always been the most penetrating preachers. I revere them when they live in tribes and families, in forests and groves. And even more I revere them when they stand alone. They are like lonely persons. Not like hermits who have stolen away out of some weakness, but like great, solitary men, like Beethoven and Nietzsche. In their highest boughs the world rustles, their roots rest in infinity; but they do not lose themselves there, they struggle with all the force of their lives for one thing only: to fulfill themselves according to their own laws, to build up their own form, to represent themselves. Nothing is holier, nothing is more exemplary than a beautiful, strong tree. When a tree is cut down and reveals its naked death-wound to the sun, one can read its whole history in the luminous, inscribed disk of its trunk: in the rings of its years, its scars, all the struggle, all the suffering,

Bored Wtih Some Q And A
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?Yea but all in playDo you like winter time?Better than Summertime hereSeven days from now will you be in a relationship?Its all up in the airWhen did your last hug take place?Monday Who did you last hug?AdamAre you a jealous person?Not reallyDid you have an exciting last weekend?Yea had alot of funHave you ever crawled through a window?YepWhat's on your schedule for tomorrow?Get my nails done.. find some new work shoes... attempt to clean.. dinner with adam...What were you doing at midnight new years?SleepingWhat would happen if your boyfriend/girlfriend went through your cell phone?Nothing..Would you rather be a blonde or a brunette?Brunette is what i amAre you good at giving directions?Not reallyThink to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them in a car?YesAre you nice to everyone?I try to beIs it cute when guys/girls kiss you on your forehead?Sure...Are you happy with the way things are going?NopeDo you have trust issues?YesHo

Northjersey Whore
Well, imagine logging onto FUBAR tonight and finding a real PEACH [ /sarcasm ] of a guy has messaged you. Yes, I'm well aware that this happens quite frequently. Unfortunately. The QUALITY of a large portion of FUBAR members is seriously lacking. Take a look at your friends lists. I can almost guarantee you that for every twenty males, at LEAST three are like the "man" I'm about to introduce you to. They are sleazy. They are cheap. And they are DANGEROUS. Not only to US, but to those who love them. They have families that they don't bother to think about when they behave in this manner. Is THIS the kind of person you want to call a friend? Is this the kind of person you would associate yourself with? These people are NOT friends. Not to you, and certainly NOT to themselves. Aside from the familial baggage they tote around, imagine what other sorts of nasties they can be carrying. Are we SERIOUSLY going to tolerate it any longer? Or, are WE, as WOMEN, going to put our c

Bob The Builder, Next On Pbskids.org!
For best one-liner by my son Jeffrey from last night to when I’m writing this, it’s a three-way tie! Today’s title I heard from him when I sent Sarah and Jeffrey upstairs after dinner to clean the room they played in; after Martha got home (Mary was already there for it was her day off) and the sisters had their must-watch but maybe-emulate “The Biggest Loser” – which I admit has its good points, but the contestants need to be told to suck it up a little and work out anyway – on, our daughter Sarah came up and asked me to “wrap her in a Sarito!” (I haven’t agreed on the spelling yet, Sarito or Saraito; it’s pronounced, “sair-EE-toe”, so it doesn’t quite rhyme with burrito.) So I set a blanket out, wrapped her up in it and then hefted her on my shoulder and brought her to Mary and Martha to “take a bite”! I set Sarah down wrapped in the blanket at one point and Jeffrey said, “I w

Do We Know
When were scared and find ourselves in a new place. We search for familiarity. We yearn for the comfort of what we know. Do we stand back and look at what we are running from. Are we so set in our content. We cannot allow ourselves to experience the road ahead. We know it’s different, it feels different and that’s when we create a wall. Not allowing ourselves to feel, what is good. This is what is unfamiliar. A feeling of happiness, a feeling we have not known. It drives our emotions in waves of deceit making us question is this right. Pulling us from the future we have so aimed to achieve. Yet our memories of the past start to overwhelm us. Leaving us in doubt, drawing us back in to a world of sadness. Can we fight this doubt and look at what we have now and how it feels. The moments of pleasure and warmth that devoured our emotions leaving us unprepared in our quest of one another. Now we stand face to face, questioning each other as the hours tick by. If we are certai

Random Misty Stuffs
Random stuff about me :D Who really cares huh? I'm bored tho so whatever :P1. I'm addicted to make up. I buy wayy more than I will ever need or use.2. I say random numbers while I sleep.3. I broke the same toe three times.4. My fingers are double jointed.5. I used to have my hand pierced(it was ugly).6. I got kicked in the head and a broken toe in a mosh pit at a Mars Volta/SoaD concert. Good times!7. I hate The Simpsons.8. I make earrings and other beaded jewelry.9. Makeup is my art. 10. I used to be a writer(graffiti) when I was younger.11. I dont brush my hair often. 12. I love knitting.13. Cooking is my favorite thing to do.14. I'm a little obsessed with Alice in Wonderland.14 is a good number so I will leave it at that :D

Orenda Fink - Why Is The Nite Sad
Why Is the Night Sad Why is the night sad Why is the night so sad You can blame it on what's in your glass But I know it's the night that makes you sad This house can't stand the storm And you know you're not safe here Through any crack in the floor The water pours Why is the night cold It grabs your heart and won’t let go You can blame it on the fresh laid snow But I know it's the night that makes us cold It's in the night that you feel all alone And the past begins to reclaim you What you've lost makes itself known Yes I know... Why is the night sad Why is the night so sad I know it doesn't help to ask But why is the night so sad

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
Ok...I search for the lyrics and come up with this one link that leads to the Urban Dicitionary...Had to stick it in along with the lyrics cuz it was just plain um...WoW!!! hehehehe http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afternoon%20delightAfternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingiteand the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sk

This Has Bother Me For A Whail Now
does any one know who u r who i am face the fear does any one know the truth does any one care does any one cry when i cry does any have a dream when u see a face staring at u what joy does it bring to you do u care that i care about u do love who i am do u know what i am about does it matter that i am a man or a child seeking the light of the world

For My Gay Friends
™lovely sheep A guy with land near Auckland buys several sheep, hoping to breed themfor wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep aregettingpregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he shouldtry artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, notwanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will knowwhen the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stopstanding around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when theyare pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusionthat artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheephimself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into thewoods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they areall still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take,and loads them in the Lan

Going Back To What We Know
going back to what we know Current mood: happy Category: Blogging I am guilty of this just like we all r, we go back to what we know. Ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, or lover. For reason we forget why the relationship ended in the first place and months or years later we decide that maybe things will be better this time, but it isnt. You get past the newest of it all, the thrill, the love lost moment and its the same old stuff it was before. Is it that we only remember the good times in our heads? Are we still holding on to that love we wish we knew or that we thought we knew? I guess its better to just let it go, because it never works out in the end. Unless you can solve the situation within a 3 three weeks of less, I would say that love has gone. Who is to say, I know I thing I'm done going back,,,,,don't think theres anyone left, ha ha

Losing Socks And How It Relates To Love....he He
Losing socks and how it reltes to love he he Current mood: giddy Category: Writing and Poetry Is it not funny how doing laundry can relate to love. For some reason there is always a sock that seems to disappear when we do laundry, no matter what we do, one escapes. Like it hangs next to the inside of the drum waiting to make its break until it finds that moment and BAM!!!!! its gone. So for the rest of its existance it has become disguarded, lost like the others tossed inside a cotainer and wishing it had made a better chioce. So now we have the sock who leaped for freedom and the other sock who decided to stay, both lost looking for that perfect sole mate, a mate that if they had the moment again, they would hoped to be bundled away some place in a drawer together. How many of us have leaped for freedom? and than the rest of the coming moments looking for the perfect match. Dont really know if there is such thing as a soul mate, I believe we like to believe that there is, and we m

Its A Really Small World
It really is a small world Current mood: awake Category: Blogging It's now 44 years, well close to 44 years I have been on this planet and I am amazed at how small our lives r and how they connect with each other in these little ways as we build our lifes. In my early years, I found it hard to relate to others, just a bit of a loaner, I suspect in some ways I still am. The emotional side of me always felt distance and uncomfrontable. I would act, mimic others around me to gather in that much needed emotion to survive, I became very good at it. As the years would unfold, I found humor to be a safety net for existance, always make them laugh, it deverts true emotions I should be feeling, but could not muster. So in order to mimic, I had to observe, and I saw it all. Sitting on a balcony, in my car, the high school picnic bench, at the park, everywhere I could observe and listen. I do find it comical now how we r all so much the same, but its just the characters that change. In one fa

The New Year
The new year Current mood: accomplished Category: Blogging Well its that time once again, the new year is upon us, and so the fun begins (and the lies....ha ha). You may ask what I mean by lies? The lies of NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS. So we gather together and begin the celebration of ending the old and welcoming in the new. And as ussual, we create these outlandish goals for us to complete for the new year. The problem is we r never truely commit to what it is we wish to change. U want to be debt free? Can't wish for it to happen, you have to change your spending habits. In fac,t in whatever u wish to accomplish its going to come down to "U" changing your routines. We r creatures of our routines. From driving to work, to taking a shower, and to when we even have sex 80% of the time. If u truely want to be successful in your resolution.....change the habit and routine of the item u wish to have differant. Just a thought, HAPPY NEW YEAR and good luck.....LMAOp.s. .........and commit

All In Or All Out
All in or all out (my problem) Category: Blogging All in or all out.....I can never find a place in between. I've tried and it never works....I end up all out. When I find myself in the middle, I get restless....dont very much like being in the gray zone. Will it be? Will it not? Maybe I expect to much, maybe I expect to get what efforts I put forth with the same understanding and energy of a common thought. I've always believed, that u get what u put out or it should end up that way, I wonder if I just expect it to be that way and maybe it just doesn't work in that fashion. If it doesn't, that would be a disappointment, because I don't know really how to change myself to accept the middle road. Patterns and routines of how we live our lives engrade inside us....can it be reprogrammed? This is the one area I doubt I can....it is the Irish part of me.....oh us fucking Irish, lets have a beer, tell everyone we love them, get into fights for getting the wrong look, and spill our guts o

Please Keep Them All In Your Prayers.
Please take the time to say a prayer for Deb “Sinfully Delicious”, she was the only survivor of a house fire late Friday night 1-22-10. Tonya “Bi-Sexy Molly”, another fu-friend, devoted National Guard member also died.

This And That [blame Raven!]
Okay Raven was bored and told Me to do a blog, When asked on what she said“Sex, politics, murder, animal husbandry..”Okay here goes, Sex:I make a habit, and have so since the age of ten to have sex at least six nights a week, I have had sex with exactly 832 different woman, and have had sex thousands of times. It is not only great exercise but it can be a lot of fun, though as a sex addict I rarely, or rather very few woman are able to make Me achieve orgasm, so though they are always satisfied it is Me usually left to go home and as they say rub one out if you will.Politics:I voted for Obama because I thought and still do think him to be a better candidate than McCain, though Obama is a politician. So regardless if he or McCain had won, as a politician I expect them to fuck us over no matter what. It is not about if you will get fucked over or not, they will fuck you over, it is about who will fuck you with lube as in fuck you over and you think you are doing well, and who

Addition To Declining Friend Request
It seems that over the years, I have stereotyped more people on fubar than in real life. I have, like many of others, stopped accepting the daily friend requests because we like our bartabs to be useful. Well among the many reasons not to accept the friend requests from people we dont know or havent talked to for more than a passing hello in a blog or mumm, I have added one more thing to my list... when you go to said persons page, and seeing that they have more than 2 or three bomb folders! I went to check out this chics photos, and she did have a salute but i didnt know her from eve, after a blank request and I saw that she had 3800 pics, 1500 were of her, and the rest were bomb folders...hmmmm i think im getting tired of this same bs everyday people making a blog, involving something about me, and they dont even have a clue...the whole SP thing...the dead girl/not dead girl chronicles and every other fucking douche bag they got on this site that aggrevates the shit out of

Walls.
What is this place?Dirty grey tiles.Running thick with caked oxide.Cracks and splits under your fingernails.The failing lights sing an unfamiliar song.The bubbling grates beneaththe hum of empty in my head.The familiar cool of ceramic against my cheek and ribs.Curled in that fragile unfed ball.Unclean. Unloved.Everything it touches turns dark.Follow the song,the sway of delapidation.The dust in the blank sunlight.No worlds outside to conquer.Wander til rusty water pelts from overhead.Cleansed in gathering silt.Makes me yearn for first room.At least there I had a button to chase.Barefeet on bleached pages.All record of here erased, any chance of suggestion or distraction removed.Can you eat paper?Half the flavor. Twice as filling.I'd swear to the existence of circlescyclesloopsI'd swear I passed that dead office plant.if this place had cornersor for that matterdoors that were still on hinges.I'd swear that dead office plant is mocking me.and before you know ityou're back in room onechas

Bi-polar Disorder
I have been seeing alot of mumms and comments about people with bipolar disorder. What I don't get is why do those who don't suffer from it think that people with it can't function or have a normal life? Bi polar CAN cause some people alot of problems, but not all. How do I know? I suffer from bi-polar disorder, and I lead a very normal and happy life. A very large percentage of the american population suffer from some type of mental disorder, whether they admit it or not. Depression, adhd(attention deficit hyperactivity disorder), ocd(obsessive compulsive disorder), just to name a few. So those of you that think you are perfect, go find something else to bitch about, i bet out of 10 people you know, at least 5 have some type of illness that you don't know about! It just goes to show how shallow people are now a days, they have to "pick on" people with an illness to make themselves feel better. Grow up people!

I Am Green.
I see you wrapped up in your whirl of love and I envy you... stop and see me there I am the girl sitting alone in the distance in despair wanting to be like you painfully watching wishing I knew what it felt like to dance in the shine of my lovers fixated gaze and be beautiful if only to him I don't blame you I wouldn't notice me either ahh to be in love in bliss something for me that has always seemed hit and miss though I have longed for it with the ache of a thousand salt-soaked sores with a churning in my soul that seems ceaseless tiresome a chore, painting a smile and wiping away the tears each morning I face the day and pretend that it fits in my life this finale this end this hallow emptiness the shuddering cold of alone laying in the night with no hand to hold half can never be whole it will always be less and it misses the pieces that sought refuge in his chest I cluttered his heart and for that I am sorry but cleaning me out and moving on leave

The Reason I Have Been Seeing Doctor Regularly Last Month!(heart Disease And Angina (chest Pain)
Heart Disease and Angina (Chest Pain) The most common symptom of coronary artery disease is angina or "angina pectoris," also known simply as chest pain. Angina can be described as a discomfort, heaviness, pressure, aching, burning, fullness, squeezing, or painful feeling due to coronary heart disease. Often, it can be mistaken for indigestion. Angina is usually felt in the chest, but may also be felt in the shoulders, arms, neck, throat, jaw, or back. If you have this symptom, take notice. If you've never been diagnosed with heart disease, you should seek treatment immediately. If you've had angina before, use your angina medications as directed by your doctor and try to determine if this is your regular pattern of angina or if the symptoms are worse. (This is called unstable angina, see below.) What Causes Angina?Angina is caused when blood flow to an area of the heart is decreased. This impairs the delivery of oxygen and vital nutrients to the heart muscle cells. When this happe

Nice Gams Baby
My dad and I have one thing in common, we both like babes with big legs. Skinny has never attracted my attention when it comes to babes. One starlet who has nice quads, hammies, and calves is Mariah Carey. And for good measure she has nice glutes. Take a look at other Hollywood types that are highlighted for nice gams. http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/02/01/hot-legs-hollywoods-greatest-gams?test=faces Looking glam tune in BlastFM. It has all the glam you ever need for music. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Power And Weakness
you keep score of all my wrong doing. You collect all my weaknesses then you throw them on my face you take my strengths turn them around then you throw them on my face yet, I can't do that to you it isn't fair

Uggs Boots: Fashion, Comfort And Warmth
Uggs boots are fast becoming a hot fashion item in the US and Canada, and for good reason. Uggs are wonderful Australian footwear that is making their presence felt in the worldwide fashion footwear arena.Ugg boots are what are known by some as sheepskin boots. These boots have been made in Australia for tens if not hundreds of years, and are well known all over Australia. However now they are making an impact on foriegn markets.An Ugg boot is made from the skin of an Australian merino sheep most commonly. The wool part of the skin faces into the inside of the boot and so lies against the leg. This results in a warm soft feel to the boot that is found only from wearing ugg boots. The Ugg is unique in the level of comfort it offers to the wearer, and devotees of Uggs will maintain tenaciously that Uggs are the most comfortable boot on planet, unsurpassed by any other form of footwear.

Better
Ya wanna know what i think. I dun know no i dun know but just anything kickin spittin with bad wicked ish of all reassortments & torment. For ya resentment of ya amusement. What's that you say you wanna ride. Ride what that could be. What you consider to reconsider. What you figure you lost yourself in dis amaze out ya phase raise. Grow like the grass is green. Mean like shit ain't nothing. Ain't ya heard. How i gets it in stay fresh. Rhymes i spit i'm such a fine killa iller then no realer. Appeal to no such thang what you bring. Kick's it with the fresh funky wickedis rhymes i blaze check it with the freestyle i'm not mild i gets wild but not a child. Put its down for my crown. What is that known now. Like funk dial on the dial. Click press numbers in the summer. Shame such a bummer. What you thought up you can come up. Former exterior what my criteria be. What it apply for me to get by no i'm not shy. Sometimes in dark i just wanna scream shout & Cry My my my my my my why why why

Numb
I've been waiting about a year for this day. I knew it was coming at some point, and I really thought it'd be a longer before it happened. And I knew it was going to hurt. But I never could have anticipated that it would hurt this much.... After today's events from the beginnig of the day to now, and everything that's been happening the last few weeks, I'm officially numb again. A feeling I don't welcome, and never wanted to be reminded of again after what I went through last year...but I guess there's only so much disappointment and pain a person can take before it's just so much that you don't care anymore and you lose any kind of feeling whatsoever... I will never know myself until I do this on my own cuz I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed I will never be anything til I break away from me I will break away. Ill find myself todayI wanna heal I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long. erase all the pain til it's g

Being Me
I don't know why it is so hard for someone to pay a compliment. I make sure to compliment my female and male friends at each opprutunity so they know they are well looked upon. Whether it be from something they do, or if they look nice. When I get on cam, it's like I'm not even there. I run a bbw lounge, and am the least popular girl in the lounge. Those who can't get a man build a lounge for others to? I guess I just don't get why it's so much easier to back stab an associate, than compliment a friend. Oh well. My opinion is really the only one that matters to me anyways. And I think in a world of jello, I'm Creme Brulee'. I might be harder to come by. I might take longer to get ready. It may take someone special to bring the best out in me, but I am miles better than the green jello that comes along daily. Just sayin lol

Word!
God offers all of us the choice between a fruitful, prosperous life, or one that leaves behind little or nothing of lasting value...God's word protects us from evil and its consequences when we fallow it, and it teaches us to rely constantly on God to sustain us at all times....Blessed and fruitful life, Psalm 1:1-6. Law of the Lord, Psalm 19:1-14, Trust in the Lord Psalm 37:1-40.

To Those Of You Who Call Tech Support
Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a computer, teleconsiderable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: phone, computer and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all three Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you: * I am here, simply put, to fix your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is fixed. Please just help me fix this shit. * With that out of the way, know that I hate you exactly as much as you hate me. No more, no less. If you are at least relatively pleasant, I'm happy to help you- even to make small talk as I attend to the issue at hand. Conversely, if you are a total and complete jackass, I will make this the worst 10 - 30 minutes of your week. * Neither I, nor any of my coworkers, are out to fuck you. We are not idiots. . Sometimes we have off days, sure, but we know EXACTLY what we are do

More Im Fun
me: then get yourself a pump ihatemysmallpenis: huh? me: In reference to your screen name, get the pump ihatemysmallpenis: *laughs* ihatemysmallpenis: i get the funniest stuff from that. i love it me: Actually, it's quite impressive, but enjoy your smallness. ihatemysmallpenis: and its also a joke. i dont think anyone would really advertise that me: *smirks* Sure. You go with that. ihatemysmallpenis: i will. i know whats in my pants. lol me: I'm sure you do. Hope you can find it. Better yet, your partner. ihatemysmallpenis: ouch. she can

Turf Rules
01. Turf positions are given out on a TEMPORARY basis. Plz do not be disappointed if you are demoted. It usually doesn't mean you did anything wrong. More than likely, I'm just giving the position to someone who needs the bonus more. Also a member may not have more than one promoted position unless I think its neccesary and then that too will be TEMPORARY. 02. INTERACT with your turf family in the turf CHAT daily if possible. Those who are NEVER or RARELY ever ACTIVE in the TURF CHAT may lose their promoted positions. After all, this turf is about FRIENDS having a good time together, NOT about wins or losses. If you're not participating in the TURF CHAT, then you're really not participating. 03. You must have your ShoutBox accessible to the upper turf officers. 04. If you have been INACTIVE for longer than 30 days, your membership may be REVOKED. 05. Do NOT go into another turf or another players shout box running your mouth or being rude. 06. Do NOT get butt-hurt cause someo

/b/elieve
O Hai guise! n case yew didnt allredy no.....: THIS IS 4CHAN: you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best. we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we ha

The Definition Of Jaria
identified as a graceful beauty, everyone notices their charm but they remain modest dispite the attention. Down to earth sarcastic and witty. A great lover, who's fiery has good and bad. Stubborn and unforgiving but worth the chaos for they can fulfill your sexual desires to no end. Jariya is the girl next door, or the girl bestfriend that you wish you'd just date already. dumb exotic grace jaiya jareeya jaria by intell beauty Jul 24, 2009 share this

A Grim Fiscal Forecast
In his State of the Union address last week, President Obama vowedthat his administration would enforce a three-year spending freeze tohelp dig the country out of a "massive fiscal hole." But thePresident's spending freeze would only apply to one-eighth of allspending and save a mere $15 billion. That's just a drop in thebucket, especially considering the $3.8 trillion 2011 budgetproposal the White House released on Monday. According to thesefigures, freeze or no freeze, that "massive fiscal hole" is aboutto get much deeper. The President's new budget commits the nation to "trillions morein spending than taxpayers can afford, $2 trillion more, to be exact. Withall this new spending, the "freeze" will do little to address therecord budget deficit projected for fiscal 2010. In fact, the deficitwill continue to hover at levels not seen since World War II for thenext ten years. Instead of real solutions, the budget proposal offers more of the same(operative word "more"). It is full of bi

Animals And Zombie Contagions
Here is what will happen. Animals can and will contract the contagion.There minds don't work like ours and they will attack and kill whatever they can take down even members of there own species. This will be very dangerous for humans..Animals like tigers and big cats,dogs can all out run a human on foot. The best way to deal with this is a sharp eye and quick hand at the trigger of a gun. If you see an infected animal and are on foot get into a shelter as soon as possible and try to find a way to kill it..Remember all this information is meant to save your life in a zombie outbreak.More to come when information is available.

Pass The Cypher
Ant the Rant Status: I couldn’t love this chick, it’s a trick she’s a flirt, yeah she got a lot going / pink lips and a short skirt, color contacts in her eyes, Yeah I’m surprised, wanna get rich get your fix from another guy, cause you… S-A-double-V said: She a Sex-in-the-City - a bangin' body, a Soul worthy of Pity, Lookin' hella' shiny, but her flavor kinda' shitty. The hocus-pocus, I refuse to buy it; I need a deeper focus, from the Queen I CHOOSE to ride wit'... Ant the Rant said: wit a smile that disarms, she's in-and-out of his arms, with no regard for whom it harms. red flag alarms, when you suffer through her charms. S-A-double-V said: She a self-esteem bandit, Pobre Cita, raised without her Ten Commandments, left the Righteous Path abandoned. Coulda’ had a man Lovin' her cum, wit' his tongue, while he speakin' Spanish. Ant the Rant said: ...but those days vanish, into thin air. Yeah, I've been there, but I shoulda never went ther

Less Clones And More Real
S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: If we had less clones, I'd have less zones; I wouldn't get this high, or hit as many area codes. Less clones equals fewer molds to break, and less bones. And, speakin' of bones, less clones means fewer domes to wreck, and even less homes... -Each1 Teach1- of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: brassknucks to the dome, wreck homes like cyclones, fresh coast to midwest, stay fresh my biddness, leave'm floppin on the shore like fish'ez wif no breathes, the freshest no contest, big buds, no compress'd, come catch a caved chest when steppin to these gents..get left on impressed, yer souls we digest, dem bones and dem flows, no contest, so whos next? ANT the RANT of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: Less is more, unless it's to dress for war, then we just have a mess in store, when red flesh carpet the floor, shirts off fellas let's impress the whores! pushups til my pecks are sore, I'd rather flex a test score, where's all those

This Is Embarrassing Aka The Urban Dictionary Meme
Jeremy 1. A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect". 2. A guy who is smart and has a big penis 3. A type of bra strap. 4. 4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.

Learn How To Build Your Own Diy Solar Panels
Find out how you can build your own DIY solar panels and generate up to 80% or more of your electrical needs, and reduce our dependency on fossil fuels. Click here to read more - Home Solar Power Systems and How To Build a Solar Panel Solar panels are one of the easiest and least expensive answers to our global need of reducing our dependency on fossil fuels. The United States itself accounts for over 25% of the global oil usage. By using solar panels, we can reduce our dependency on imported fossil fuels. If more people were to build their own DIY solar panels, the world could reduce its dependency on fossil fuels by up to 50% or more. In a residential application, it's possible to generate up to 80% or more of your electrical needs using solar panels. Once you've acquired the parts you need, and accomplish building the DIY solar panels, then the energy they produce is free for your use. Just imagine how much you'd save if you could cut your power use by half, and how quick the sol

Hurlin' Shurikens
Each1 Teach1 BrassKnucklePoet said: you can stay primpin, ima stay pimpin these written shurikens into a verbal whirlwind encouraging competition to flourish until the world ends...oh these silly sapiens, im sprinklin color across the page like painting with sick gradients, minglin with fellow aliens, walkin across seas on breezes or stiff tail winds..im ridin until the rail ends..orgasm. then cold grabbem and makem go tell they male friends..todays the day the sale ends, raincheckin and wreckin all comers with all ailments.terminally ill but still spitten prevention medicine..step up and catch rebuttal from these distinguished gentlemen... ArcheType (Marq) said: Hear dat pimpin...Hurlin shurikens? iight, Im like street fightin Ryu screamin ArrrhhYuhket Or Killer instinct inflicting combos out my tool kit Harken back to yester years of dat ill shit When reminisce over of you was the illest Or Paris was spittin that militant tip for the realist Lie: 'when ya buy a rap

Purpose
Slow me to trot, and revel as I maintain; communicate your thoughts, with the way you ride my frame - squeeze me with your thighs, I'll work into gallop; if you want to feel my gait, tease your tongue across my palate. Choke me by the neck, pull on my rains - I'll lurch, and I'll buck and I'll pound, from the pain. Master and Her Beast, they're one and the same - verbalization unnecessary, your body commands my name. I delight in my purpose, to surge, and to drive, to glisten with sweat, and to bring you alive. Harness my breeding, put me to the test; ride me 'til you're sore and you're ready to rest. To a quarter-horse you're no burden, this is only a tryst - I was chiseled for your purpose, I was made for this. Master and Her Beast, they're one and the same - the rhythm, the rush, and the pulling of mane.

Stolen From Bibli, Cause Thats What I Do
Name Looked up on Urban Dictionary Tyson 1) The best Goddamn boxer the world has ever seen, with his explosive power sending opponents to the canvas. I was a boxer, but I was never THAT good. haha 2)Sexyest and nicest manwhore you will ever meet ok. cant argue with that one. 3)"Tai-sun" meaning well endowed male all of my friends who took chinese in high school used to call me that. I had no idea thats what they meant 4)Text slang for taking your shirt off now. please do. :) 5)to metaphorically fuck. especially in the ass I dont know if i like where this is going urbandictionary 6)inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink come on! really? Started out strong... thanks urban dictionary :)

Love In The Subway
This brings me to the First Time we met, I saw you poised. Waiting. Heaven-sent. I stopped like I hit a wall, I re-traced my steps. The potency of your perfection, I had to catch my breath. I saw you catch my eyes, you probably knew what that meant. But I wasn't gonna' engage you, the timing wasn't correct - You're gonna know I'm for real, but no; not yet. My beautiful Simba, your mane flowing, as if it were wet. You’re the Recipe for my Lioness, your my Wet Dream’s ingredients. The Master makes moves, tactics strong like cement. Patient, I will remain - content to take in your scent, imagining your purr, your body caressing me, like your pet. This brings me to the Second Time, and the Butterfly Effect. There you were yet again, and I hesitated, stutter-stepped. This time I caught your eyes, saw you crane your neck. I reveled in your curves, oh my God, it was ready, set... infinite possibilities, each one dependent on the next. And, My Future adjacent to my left, more than I c

8mm Flicker
S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:Certified Sicktastic - cock the shotty, Ant... yeah, click-clack it. Nightmare on a Silent Hill, all the Residents beyond drastic; Pure Evil, hellish buggin', watch out it's the sequel. Sharpen your meat cleaver - divide the fog, and leave limbs unequal...ANT the RANT of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:I put it on 8mm, but I'm hold'n 9. Late feature, documents the history of an old crime, the mystery to unfold, told in rhyme, calm, collected, cold and refined, smiling safely, as CSI retrace the, body with a bold line, the killer sits right here and waits, online, hold'n up his call sign.S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:Berserker rage, it's time - shot released, open-says-a-heem, through the spine. Shells expended, cackle on the pine. Floors, as he Rants through the House of a Thousand. Mr. No-Regard-for-the-Corpse. The Road forks, like a cat with Nine lives, leavin' alleys where there use to be doors; blowin' 'em open,

Grrrr
wow... a year and a half later, and I find a blog about it. ffs, what a piece of shit! all I have to say, is that people dont answer the phone after they...nevermind People need to keep me out of their blogs if i dont like you.. fucking dick riding bitch

Death And Mumms...
Earlier this morning, I came across a blog in my bartab about the death of a fubar member. I clicked the blog and read it, and sadly one of the first things I thought was "Fuck, the mummers are going to make me sick today..." Granted, I didn't know this Molly girl, but we've all seen her in the HH from time to time. What's sad to me is these MuMMers who have no regards for common decency and would rather use this to try and get attention for themselves. I wonder what it'd be like if it was one of THEM who passed away... In fact, I remember a MuMMer who DID pass away over a year ago. It was great to see all the support for her, yet there STILL was MuMMers who were saying "she faked it"... Including her own online "boyfriend" who happens to be so beloved in the MuMMs today... It's sad that the few MuMMers that get recognized are the MuMMers who feel the need to be assholes in order to get ANY attention. I don't know who MOLLY was, but I wish nothing but peace for her family...

Yeah Well.....there You Have It
Well, as the saying goes it doesn’t take an Einstein? Or does it? I suppose that is the question at hand here. Four months ago I had a horrid infection in my stomach that spread to my upper intestine. Which caused my digestion to get all messed up, oh joy. Not that I like to eat anyway…however my doctor gave me this medicine to help me with digestion. Now that things were back on track infection was gone I didn’t look or feel like death any longer things were looking up. We were fast approaching the dreaded holidays. Normally I love the holidays, however since my leaving my marriage it just hasn’t been the same. But that is another blog possibly. So going to sleep Christmas eve I expected to wake to receive the normal gift on Christmas morning the normal silence I have woken up to the past 4 yrs. Not however this year I woke to a migraine. A wonderful not going anywhere just growing more intense migraine. Happy, Happy, Joy Joy! Well, it snowed a lot that day.

Just Here
I dont really have anyone to talk to so Im writing my thoughts down here....This is my first time dealing with a deployment, so Im having a hard time with this and my fiance told me that its not gonna get any easier.....So I am facing this battle on my own I guess cause I dont want to put anymore pressure on him.....I feel lost....like a part of me is dying.....this is a new level of fear for me and im scared to death....I am proud of my man and the job he does for our country......dont get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that he is in the military and he keeps us safe.....But at the same time all the what ifs pop in my head and i think about everything that goes along with being an ARMY gf/fiance......Like what if he dont make it home? and what if he gets hurt or captured? these are questions that I cannot ask him because hes under enough stress and he needs me to be strong for him....Im doing my best but I feel like Im failing because all I do is cry...Hes leaving in 2 days and my heart is

At First Glance
I havent been on fubar for too long and how i have enjoyed it. You wouldn't think that you could REALLY meet someone special on here but i was fooled. I met someone so dear and special to me that I am almost questioning my very plans for the future. I have feelings that I havent had in a long time. Now......if I could just brave that plane to get to you. Lol! Love You Mimi.....unconditionally.

How To Drive In Jersey. . .(was Sent To Me As A Joke...but Ummm...it's...uhhhh...true...yeah...it Is...)
How To Drive In Jersey. . .(was sent to me as a joke...but ummm...it's...uhhhh...true...yeah...it is...1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It's Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask Jon Corzine, the Governor of NJ) 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example: cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second; However, in Monmouth county, SUV-driving and cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. EVER! Seriously. It's another offense that can

Reading Glasses
I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses were prescribed "to help him read and be able to see the computer better". When we got back home, he got on the computer to play a game. In a few minutes he called me and said there was something wrong with his glasses. I asked him what was the problem and he said, "I still can't read."

Blame Bush!
A few friends asked Me to blog cause they were bored. Just download Firefox 3.6 and it is just like the old one, except for Me a bit faster and the way the new tabs open up is the same as on flock, where it doesn’t just open at the end, it opens right next to the current open tab… which takes some getting use to.Okay first things first, don’t know how long I will be on, for the first time of the year I lost My glasses…since I usually lose My glasses about four or five times a year I should be used to it.. yea now I see why on birthdays and holidays My damn eye doctor send Me those cards, I keep his ass in business.And other point of this blog, was in mumm about Haiti, which seems to have replace the shitload of Obama Mumms, well a guy in there said "Blame Obama", so I asked is everything Obama fault to you? He replied when people stops blaming Bush for everything, then I will stop blaming Obama. So I asked him to name Me just one person who said it was bush fa

What Makes A Dad
A dad is a person who is loving and kind And often he knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends A dad can be one of your best friends! He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, A dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part. There's always a place for him deep in your heart. And each year that passes, you're even more glad, More grateful and proud

Ain't Ya Heard
It's mad vauge like memories. Only in summaries. Remember way back when i the dreamcast. It was all to last. Like looking for a thick chick with cash. Roll 'em up stack 'em like dollars. Chicka kunucks nip the butt like tuck. Cuz i don't give a fuck. Heh ha remember when i played a game called sonic. Was a character i would play as this red dred headed motherfucker name knuckles. But really you can just call me chuckles heh ha ha ha chuckles. Whoo i'ma wicked fine g you don't see. Shooting spitting coming out of 1st & 2nd infantry. Life ain't all what it is caked up to be. I ain't gotta hit with the rap. Cuz shit is just a wrap. Fuck all the trap you lost off the radar off the map. I'm as wicked with the insane as my first name. Kris sweet as nice & charming. Watch as i kick with that wicked venomus flow. I got a 9 inch thats thick full hard on. Get up way between ya girls ass. Heard your shit you garbage like trash. Insane wicked's putting it down with the clown. Stacked packed with 4

Some People Just Astonish Me
Just saw this in someone's status: "Well Heart Catheter Is In My Daughters Heart.. now just waiting for monday to finish surgery :( Still a nervous wreck!! Wants the New Bikini Top Bling!!" Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture?

Urban Dictionary's Definition Of Me....
An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.

Compromising Ourselves
Don't compromise yourself. YOU are ALL you've got. - Janis Joplin When we compromise ourselves - by hedging, capitulating, or failing to fight for what we believe in - a little piece of ourselves caves in. It's a slippery slope; first we give in on little things; before long we've given up our voice and our vote. Compromise & compromising ourselves are two, different things. The one involves honoring ourselves; the other involves failing ourselves. Affirmation: I will keep myself intact.

For Those Who Are Married, Not Married, Engaged To Be Married And To All Who Wants To Give Importance About Marriage..read This!!!
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me

Shifted
There has been a shift in reality a change of perspective The looking glass has been cleared and revealed A Taint on my soul eclipsing all that I do all that I know My mettle will be tested My strength revealed All bonds must be broken and forged anew

What Type Of Angel Are You?
Cherub- Second Order You are a Cherub. The 2nd Choir in the "First" or "Highest Triad" of angels. These angels are the keepers of celestial records and hold the knowledge of God. They are sent to Earth with great tasks, such as expelling humankind from the Garden of Eden. Ancient art depicts cherubim as sphinx-like, winged creatures with human faces, not the fat babies with wings that now grace greeting cards and book covers. Ophaniel, Rikbiel, and Zophiel are cherubim, as was Satan before his fall to evil. Other Cherubs include Gabriel, Raphael, Zophiel,Cherubiel, and Ophaniel. They are guidance for divine protection, knowledge and wisdom.

Survival Tips
Here are my survival tips for a zombie outbreak.. Tip 1 Have an abondent suply of food and water...Can food is best.Make sure you stay away from meats 2-4 days after the power fails..Your best bet would be to stick to besides caned foods is ceral and if it is a must candy bars..soda is ok for a while but you need water..Also try to stay away from fishing for we wont know if the infection will spread to the life in rivers and oceans.. Tip 2 Make sure to secure your shelter so that nothing can penetrate the inside..bars on your windows will work the best..iron doors on the entrances will work..and makes sure to double check your property for weaknesses and gaps in security..A camera monitoring system would work for keeping an eye on the outside..make sure the cameras are out of reach from zombies,they might break them down..Last but not least..secure a car or truck in a building like a garage..if you dont have one and have time makeshift one that can withstand brunt force from the

Echo & Narcissus
Echo and Narcissus were potential lovers in the greek mythology. Potential due to the fact that they could never touch eachother, just look upon one another from afar and love from a distance. The only time they would be together is within death. If you look at the stars during the spring time you can see the constellation of the lovers where it shows them trying to reach for one another but their fingers are just inches away from one another. The reason I bring this up in here like this, is when you get compared to such a story it's actually quite heartbreaking. Makes you think, I am never to be with someone. Not really a happy thought, but not really emo either. Especially when you think to yourself after all the relationships you have been through your ex's finally find a love worth lasting for a lifetime right after you both split. But does it happen to you? Nope. You go on to the next it goes great for so many months or so, then poof explodes in your face and you move on and the e

Shiver...
The shiver I feel when you say my name Playing with words...engaged in your game. Your mouth playing tricks as your mind aims to tease me Wrapped in your world all the lies that deceive me. Drowning within you I struggle to breathe My heart hanging heavy for blessed relief. I long for your passion; I'm bound to this curse Yet the thought of without you, a death that is worse.

Rei's Poem English And Japanese
Mountains. Heavy are the mountains, but that changes with the passage of time. Yama. Omo I yama. Ji kan wo ka ke te ka wa ru mono. Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see. Sora. Ao I sora. Me ni mi e na I mono. Me ni mi e ru mono. The Sun. One, only one. Tai you. Hito tu si ka na I mono. Water. It is agreeable. Commander Ikari... Mizu. Ki mo chi no I I koto. I ka ri si rei. Flowers. So many the same. So many without purpose. Hana. Ona ji mono ga ip pa i. I ra na I mono mo ip pa i. Sky. Sky of red. Red the color, the color I hate. Sora. Aka I, aka I sora. Aka I iro. Aka I iro wa kira i. The liquid flows, it drips, ripples and pours. Naga re ru mizu. Blood. Scent of blood. A woman who does not bleed. Chi. Chi no nio i. Chi wo naga sa na I onna. From the red soil the humans come. Aka I tuchi ka ra tuku ra re ta nin gen. Humans made by man and woman. Otoko to onna ka ra tuku ra re ta nin gen. City, a human creation. Machi. H

How To Complain Like A True Mummer
There are four types of complaint to master before you can consider yourself truly one of the MuMM folk. 1. Your MuMM's too trivial! What to have for breakfast? Whether to cut your hair? What soft beverage to drink? You need us to help you make your mind up on that? How do you get dressed in the morning without Fubar?? MAN YOU SUCK!!! 2. Your MuMM's too serious! Should you leave your partner? Should you take your daughter to the hospital for that thing? Should you sign up for another four years? What the hell are you doing asking a bunch of strangers on the net for? Talk to your family, man! Dammit!! Why would you take this bunch of idiots word for anything?? MAN YOU SUCK!!! 3. This isn't a MuMM! Coke or pepsi? This film or that film? Ford or Chevy? Stick your poll up your ass, man! Sounds like your mind is already made up!! MAN YOU SUCK!!! Once you've mastered these three, you're ready to complete the set, by mastering number 4. 4. The MuMMs are dead! Nobody posted a MuMM for two

Tell Me What You Think.
Through out the world People look at the Human life different and understand it differently.personally I think Life is everything that you could think of. What i mean by this is today some say that life is a Journey, a test, a reason, a experiment, and work . I believe that it is everything. i mean do we really know the reason of why we exist? To me life is a journey because no one knows whats going to happen on that journey to get to where u believe u belong and when its going to end. For example do u know when your going to fall in love, make another life, get hurt, or DIE? I also think its a test also because all humans here on earth are capable of something different. like I'm good at caring for those i love, but cant seem to better my life for my self even though i know you gotta be very intelligent to get through life a lil less harder; even though some others are good at bustin their butts to work in a office and dont want to be that someone that takes care of others before them

World War Z
So I read this over the past few days, and genuinely one of the most astonishing genre novels I've ever read. As the cover states, "an oral history of the zombie war", it's basically the story of Earth facing a global crisis consisting of the dead rising to eat brains and stuff, but instead of a straight novel, it's instead presented as a factual collection of interviews with survivors that piece together to form a history of the crisis. While this approach does sacrifice a certain amount of tension, dispensing with the usual tricks of horror writing and coming over very disapssionately, what it gains in return is an absolutely convincing sense of how our world would respond to such a crisis. The detail, and moreover the choice of how and when to reveal the detail, and when to let you fill in the gaps yourself, make not only for an air of authenticity that defies belief when considering the subject matter, but makes for as finely crafted a work of fiction as I've ever read. It i

Possable Zombie Contagins Part 5
Nanobots What are they? Nanobots are a technology that science apparently engineered to make you terrified of the future. We're talking about microscopic, self-replicating robots that can invisbily build--or destroy--anything. Vast sums of money are being poured into nanotechnology. Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens. How it can result in zombies: Scientists have already created a nano-cyborg, by fusing a tiny silicone chip to a virus. The first thing they found out is these cyborgs can still operate for up to a month after the death of the host. Notice how nano scientists went right for zombification, even at this early stage. They know where the horror is. According to studies, within a decade they'll have nanobots that can crawl inside your brain and set up neural connections to replace damaged ones. That's right; the nanobots will be able to rewire your thoughts. What could possibly go wrong?

Possable Zombie Contagins Part 4
Neurogenesis What is it? You know all that conversy out there about stem cell research? Well, the whole thing with stem cells is that they can basically be used to re-generate dead cells. Particularly of interest to zombologists like ourselves is neurogenesis, the method by which they can re-grow dead brain tissue. You can see where this is going How it can result in zombies: Science can pretty much save you from anything but brain death; they can swap out organs but when the brain turns to mush, you're gone. Right? Well, not for long. They're already able to re-grow the brains of comatose head trauma patients until they wake up and walk around again. Couple that with the new ability to keep a dead body in a state of suspended animation so that it can be brought back to life later, and soon we'll be able to bring back the dead, as long as we get to them quickly enough. That sounds great, right? Well, this lab dedicated to "reanimation research" (yes, that's what t

Possable Zombie Contagins Part 3
The Real Rage Virus What is it? In the movie, it was a virus that turned human beings into mindless killing machines. In real life, we have a series of brain disorders that do the same thing. They were never contagious, of course. Then, Mad Cow Disease came along. It attacks the cow's spinal cord and brain, turning it into a stumbling, mindless attack cow. And, when humans eat the meat ... How it can result in zombies: When Mad Cow gets in humans, they call it Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Check out the symptoms: Changes in gait (walking) Hallucinations Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling) Muscle twitching Myoclonic jerks or seizures Rapidly developing delirium or dementia Sure, the disease is rare (though maybe not as rare as we think) and the afflicted aren't known to chase after people in murderous mobs. Yet. But, it proves widespread brain infections of the Rage variety are just a matter of waiting for the right disease to come along.

Possable Zombie Contagins Part 2
Neurotoxins What are they? There are certain kinds of poisons that slow your bodily functions to the point that you'll be considered dead, even to a doctor (okay, maybe not to a good doctor). The poison from fugu (Japanese blowfish) can do this. The victims can then be brought back under the effects of a drug like datura stramonium (or other chemicals called alkaloids) that leave them in a trance-like state with no memory, but still able to perform simple tasks like eating, sleeping, moaning and shambling around with their arms outstretched. How it can result in zombies: "Can?" How about "does." This stuff has happened in Haiti; that's where the word "zombie" comes from. There are books about it, the most famous ones by Dr. Wade Davis (Passage of Darkness and The Serpent and the Rainbow). Yes, the movie The Serpent and the Rainbow was based on this guy's actual science stuff. How much of it was fact? Well, there was that one scene where they strapped the guy naked to a

Possable Zombie Contagins Part 1
Brain Parasites What are they? Parasites that turn victims into mindless, zombie-like slaves are fairly common in nature. There's one called toxoplasmosa gondii that seems to devote its entire existence to being terrifying. This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know. Of course, those are just rats, right? How it can result in zombies: Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don't know it? Hey, maybe you're one of them. Flip a coin. Oh, also, they've done studies and shown that the infected see a change in their personality and have a higher chanc

Zombie Update Check This Blog Offten For Updates
As of right now February 03,2010 3:07am cst the zombie threat level due to biotoxins and other scientific research is at moderate..American scientists are developing ways to re-animate the dead and this can cause some very unwanted side affects. These side affects will affect the most of the brain leaving the most basic of instincts..The instincts are eating movement basic communication like moaning grunting ect. The only way to affectivly kill a re-animated zombie is to destroy the brain stem..sever the brain stem and the body will sease to function and then killing the re-animated zombie... Feburary 25,2010 5:15pm cst..zombie threat level stays at moderarte..there has been an unsucessful test of a biotoxin on a human courpse this biotoxin remains classified from the public.The governments plans with these test are as always..To create the ultimate soilder...More to come as information becomes avalible

This One Was Written By One Of Close Friends Its Called Enduring The Pain Of Parenthood
WHEN YOU GAVE ALL YOU HAD & DONE ALL YOU COULD, AN UNGRATEFUL FAMILY CAN MAKE YOU ENDURE HE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD. FEELING UNAPPRECIATED YET YOU CONSTANTLY GIVE, KNOWING THE LOVE FOR YOUR KIDS IS YOUR REASON TO LIVE. ENDURING THE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD SEEING THE PROGRESS YOU HAVE BUILT, ADMITTING YOU HAD IT ROUGH WITHOUT A LOT OF REGRET & VERY LITTLE GUILT. THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO OR EVEN THINK OF, IS TO BE HAT PARENT WHO WILL BUY A CHILD'S LOVE. AGAINST FAMILY MEMBERS MY PARENTING TAKES A BACKSEAT, FIGHTING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CHILD YOU CAN NO LONGER COMPETE. DOING ALL THAT YOU CAN DO ONLY WHAT YOU COULD, HOLDING BACK TEARS ENDURING THE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD. THANKS LYNDA!

Will You Miss Me
If you were to wake reaching your arm out to me. Only to feel the space next to you empty. Would you sit up realizing only thing left to remind you of me, was the color on the walls? Would your hearing increase? As you listen for movement in hope it was me walking back to your side. Would you search for my scent amongst the sheets? As you lay in your bed will you miss my soft fingers as they gently roam down your back? Hypnotizing you into a slumber. Will my silly words ring in your ears as you remember me? As you sit on the couch alone will you hunger for my body next to yours? When you are hurting and seeking comfort will you plead to hear me say “It will be alright”. Will my now distant eyes burn in you as you so search for a picture to remind you of what you once saw looking back at you. A lone in your room the day light fading leaving your body full of desire. Will you crave the softness of my body beneath yours? When you close your eyes as drowsiness invades you, w

About Him
im sitting here in the dark thinking that i found mister right. Hes perfect in every way. Hes smart, Funny, Sweet, Kind, Caring < loving, Hes everything i ever wanted. I love him so much. Everytime i see him smile it makes me melt like butter on a hot summer day. I dream of him every night and i never want to wake up. He makes me feel so good inside when im with him. I love his laugh. He knows just what to do when im down to make me smile. when were together he makes all my worries and stress go away. Hes always there when i need a shoulder to cry on and when i need advice. There are so many things about him that i love about him. He means everything to me. He is my world. Hes my big teddybear. Hes cute, adorable, handsome, hot, and sexy. HES ALL MINE!!!!! Some of the ways he looks at me is so sweet and funny at the same time and it makes me feel loved and important to him. He gets grumpy sometimes but when hes grumpy hes just as fricken cute. I love this man with all my heart. I knew

All These Things I Hate (revolve Around You)
Amazing song from an amazing band... Once more I say goodbye, to youThings happen but we don't really know whyIf it's supposed to be like this, why do most of us ignore the chance to miss?Oh yeah...Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situationRun away try to find a safe place you can hideIt's the best place to be when you're feeling like..Me...(me!)Yeah...(yeah!)All these things I hate revolve aroundMe...(me!)Yeah...(yeah!)Just back off before I snapOnce more you tell those lies, to meWhy can't you just be straight up with honesty?When you say those things in my ear, why do you always tell me what you wanna hear?Oh yeah...Wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe, I'm not feeling this situationRun away try to find a safe place you can hideIt's the best place to be when you're feeling like..Me...(me!)Yeah...(yeah!)All these things I hate revolve aroundMe...(me!)Yeah...(yeah!)Just back off before I snap and you'll see...(see!)Me...

Disrespect 2 Wreck Fuck A Subject
Say i'm all talk but i ain't. I say what the fuck i gotta say. & you ain't gotta like what it is i don't care or give a shit. I'm all about me & thats all it is. I'ma 5 star fine wicked killa g. Sticks & ax's throwing them jabbing them in backs. Inactive facts go ahead while i sniff into some ass cracks (sniff). Taking a whiff on a smell of ass. Throw hard lyrics fast. While taking handy to doing my task. Relaxative mixed with chewed tablets. Not putting up with ya antics. I'm into hard core wicked shit. I'm into that resident evil silent hill shit. Love ghosts haunted houses asylums & monsters like cloverfield. So who's the fairest wickedest of 'em all. It be the i.w.s fivestar avatar mr. motherfucker. Yes i love to fuck mothers bitch. Really just give me a nice thick curvy bbw. That's into anal & loves footjobs. & likes to wear fishnets, bodystockings & skimpy outfits. I'll come around & rip up ya whole vocabulary of alphabets. Ya wanna bet snatch up rabbits. Like you thought you had

[two Conversations I'd Like To Record For Posterity]
Today consisted of two fairly hilarious (to me anyway) completely mundane conversationsThe first occurs in a well lit break roomthere are humming, clicking and thumping vending machinesa low murmor of conversationand a tall, thin 20 something sitting alone at an unoccupied table, his eyes shuthis arms folded tightly across his chestsplayed out in the most confidently unapproachable method observed in psych 101.His head slumped to his chest, or rolling gently to a shoulderoccasionally he nodsor stirsor snores.For all intents and purposesthis man is asleepand seemingly enjoying it as he's not negotiating with an unseen force, or crying out and jerking like those dogs trapped in the rabbit chase dream."Good morning (name removed for your protection)!" in all perky spaztastic exploding noise.I practically sonared this scene in my headbecause even her approach was clumsy and forceful.She had been a constant disruption the very moment she entered the room.Clacking doors, haughty ungraceful s

Ya Right
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match. this is what it said about me on urbandictionary.com

The Battle Of The Butterfly Effect
One book I bought last week in Bagel Stop and Book Nook here in town impressed me more than I thought it would. Yesterday I finished the Brian Thomsen and Martin H. Greenberg-edited anthology “Alternate Gettysburgs” (ISBN 0425183777) and was impressed not only by how much I didn’t know but by how much I thought I knew was wrong. In the United States study of the Civil War/War Between The States/War of Northern Aggression/War of Secession (have I left any alternatives out) it’s almost a cottage industry to select your favorite battle or event and parse it to pieces, asking what if a particular commander had or had not been present of what if a particular order had or had not been followed or the timing of some event had been different. Nothing seems to invite that in the Civil War more than Gettysburg, and not just for the 1863 battle. Often called the high-water mark of the Confederate States of America due to its army’s furthest penetration of U.S.

Rating Game Prizes - Trying To Catch Up - Be With You Soon
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The Urban Me(philemon Made Me Do It)
So here's what you do. Go to www.urbandictionary.com and do a lookup of your name. Then blog the definition! 1. crystal a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sexAt the club I met a crystal2. crystal a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My herowow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!3. Crystal 1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.2. A pretty name for a girl.1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!4. crystal Crystal METH Anphetomin - dangerouslly addictive street drug.smoke "Crystal", Inhale "crystal"5. Crystal An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."- "Crystal has

Why I Love The South!
Why i love the SOUTH! 1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lincoln Navigator. Drive it or get it out of the way!3. The red dirt -- it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple weeks -- it'll be permanent.4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw that Bambi movie, too. We got over it.5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis fly rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for: bait.6. Pull your pants up! You look like an idiot.7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time.8. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, yo

The Difference Between City Girls And Country Girls
The Difference Between City Girls and Country Girls-A city girl will take you where you need to go.-A country girl throws you her keys and says "It needs gas in it!"-A city girl will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it.-A country girl will say "Beat her ass!" and look at the crowdand say, "Nobody better jump in."-A city girl will let another bitch know she can back the fuck upor get knocked the fuck out.-A country girl will just knock her out.-A city girl tells you she's had enough to drink.-A country girl tells you, "We need another shot, we 'bout to getfucked up!"-A city girl goes to the club with you and sits down.-A country girl goes to the club with you and says, "Let's showthese city bitches how we do it."-A city girl wonders who your new man is.-A country girl knows his first name, last name, his birthday,where he lives, who he's related to, what kind of car he drives,where he works, how many baby's mamas he has, and howmany bitches he is talking to right now.-A city g

Rip Great Grandpa Pane!
Well Lets Start Off I Have Lost 3 Family Members Since The Being Of The Year And The Most Recent Was My Last Great Grandpa Passed Away Yesterday Morning...So I Have Been Down In The Dumps Lately But I Just Needed 2 Write About It 2 Get It Off My Chest! This Man Was Loved By All He Was A Great Guy And A Great Grandpa Always Smiling And Laughing And Joking Around...But The Happy Part Is He Is Now With My Great Grandma Pane And They Must Be Really Happy 2 Be Finally Back Together Again! So As I Am Ending This I Just Wanna Say R*I*P* Great Grandpa Pane May U Rest In Peace And Be Happy And Joyful With Great Grandma Pane! God Bless Your Souls! Love You Great Grandpa Pane!

Eating Disorders
i was watching a show just now called i'm pregant and .where it shows different woman who are pregnant but have different issues and this one woman that touched my heart was this woman named beth who is pregnant but she have a eating disorder and and alot of dorks think oh well all people that have a eating disorder got to do is eat and they be fine they should get over it but let me tell you jackasses its hard haveing a disorder because all you think about is. i got to lose them pounds and no matter how much weight you lose its never enough . i was there a long time a go when i was in middle school. i have always wanted to look super models the ones that are the right weight and have the perfect look and i started to eat little food but alot of yogurt and i lost so much weight that it scared my parents and thats when i stopped doing that but every now and then i still look in the mirror and be like i still need to lose some more even though the people around me and my family say you