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Just Like Riding A Bike
Turns out after a prolonged hiatus, having sex is exactly like riding a bike. After putting on my helmet and cinching the chinstrap I poured the wine, lit candles, mounted her and took a couple of aggressive pedals.  We coasted down the sidewalk, jumped the curb, crossed the street where I bent my front wheel on the far curb, ran head-on into a fire hydrant, crashed onto the lawn and burnt my leg on her exhaust pipe.  Overall I think that went well.  I know she's impressed.    
I'm On Sale For $7.99! Today Only!
For the rest of TODAY ONLY you can get a subscription to my site for an entire month for only $7.99!!!I met my friends at for the first time in Arizona this month when I went to the Phoenix Forum and they decided to make me an honorary “Dream Girl”!So I saw that they were doing a 3 day sale on all of their sites and they even offered to add me to the sale page as well if I would make a special sale price/link just for them and I was very interested because I had never tried a “sale” before!  But it totally makes sense to do a sale for those that always s wanted to check out my site but weren’t quite convinced!  Now you guys can have a month of my DAILY member’s cam shows, weekly videos and photo updates AND get access to my 15 (soon to be 20) spy cams located through out my house! So the catch it you HAVE to go through this link: you go to any other way you won’t be able to get
These Words You Do Read
This life I live. A life of Darkness and Torture. A life of Pain and Despair, Im Happy I swear. Please, stop staring at me as if you care. Dont look my, dont you care. Cause there is nothing in here, nothing but with to care. I suffer in this World Alone. No one true place to call Home. This Body an Empty Shell. In my head, Shadows and words they do Roam. Twisted and Fucked Up, all written in to Nothing, Nothing for you to read. When these words read, these words written, Tears in your Eyes, they do Rain. With everyone you truly Dread, getting to the End you do Cringe. But you cant stop, for this you must see jus how it does End. Tears now Blurring your Vision, coming to the End, you jus read that I am now Dead. Life, something that Ive always Feared, Death, Her embrace so much more Comforting. This life, coursing through these Veins, it is Rough and Harsh. But here still does its best, and here it does remain. It weill Never change, till Death it will always be the smae. This my Lit
Six Paragraphs In Search Of A Title
My son Jeffrey came to work with me Thursday for “Take Your Child to Work Day” and he survived it!  So did I, but that’s negligible … I had no customer come in the store for all day and Jeffrey, as two-year-olds will, got restless!  Nothing too serious, of course; he got to be my official flyswatter and killed three of them.  We had a “picnic” lunch from Taco John’s in the office and I fought the urge when he said he wanted to go – sorry son, I don’t get to do that when it’s slow – to take him back to the house with Mary and Sarah once or twice.  Of course, the fact I forgot to bring a DVD for him to watch there might have been a factor, but he has a hard time sitting still for that anyway.  We spent more time outdoors than we usually do, evidently enough that when we left to pick up Sarah at my in-laws’ that he was sound asleep!   I did not want to wake him, but I had to feed Sarah and Jeffrey might have resent
What deity decided i should be the keeper of the names Who decreed that i should be the guardian of this field of graves You've left this place of fear, left behind the hurt and shame You've left me here alone and yet your memory remains...     For Tabi...
What does boredom make YOU do?  It makes me write blogs and mumms, and if I am real aggressive take a nap!
Staind - Outside
And you,You bring me to my knees, again,All the timesThat I could beg you please, in vain,All the timesThat I felt insecure, for youAnd I leaveMy burdens at the doorChorus:But I'm on the outsideI'm looking inI can see through youSee your true colorsCause inside you're uglyYou're ugly like meI can see through youSee to the real youAll the times that I felt like this won't endIts for youAnd I taste what I could never haveIt was from youAll the times that I've criedMy intentions, full of prideBut I waste more time than anyoneChorus:But I'm on the outsideAnd I'm looking inI can see through youSee your true colorsCause inside you're uglyYou're ugly like meI can see through youSee to the real youAll the times that I've criedAll this wasted, it's all insideAnd I feel, all this painI stuffed it down, it's back againAnd I lie, here in bedAll alone, I can't mendBut I feelTomorrow will be okChorus:But I'm on the outsideAnd I'm looking inI can see through youSee your true colorsCause inside you're
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Waz Up
 how rae you doing today
Literotica this is a link to a short story i wrote.  let me know what you think of it in the comment box
And On The 7th Day God Said Thou Shalt Exploit Thy Neighbor
Life is all about exploitation,  give what you have to and take all you can.  no human encounter or relationship will ever deviate from this ideal.  you stay in a commited relationship only for what you can take from the other person.  only for what that person is willing to give you.  when there is nothing left worth taking you walk out and find a new pet to take all your needs from.  humans are selfish manipulative creatures.  and yes i said creatures.  no matter what you think it will not change that fact.  we are the only creature not interested in any natural law.  survival of the fittest has become survival of the fattest,  minority is now majority.  and sex still remains a dirty little secret. every body has it everybody wants it,  and we all want to talk about it but SHHHHHH its a secret.  dont let anyone see or hear you might offend your neighbor who uses sex to produce the maximum allowable spawns to collect the maximum amount of public aid.  we work hard and play harder just
Welcome To My Experement
Ive decided to start all over from square one. well actually no squares will be invited.  i am here for my own amusement and you shall be my pet jesture. 
Am I Still Your Man?
Am I still your man?By: The One25-APRIL-2010My heart is bleeding,My life has no meaning,Everything has fallen to pieces.I have this feeling,It was great in the beginning,But now it needs a lot of healing.I have a girlfriend,She started as just a friend,Now she means more (to me) than just any woman.I cannot see,My life without thee,Won't you please contact me.I love you so,Please don't go,Just let me know...Where do we stand,In this crazy land,Tell me - am I still your man?
Yiddish, An Interesting Language?
Why not?  Yiddish is derived of mostly Old High German, Hebrew-Aramaic, and languages of the Jewish Diaspora.  Some of the words have crept into  English such as chutzpah, which means unmitigated gall.
Deletion And Friend Requests
A little lesson in deletion: If you were on my friends list at some point and you find yourself removed, here are a list of a few reasons why: 1) Fubar had a glitch and it deleted you. 2) You deleted me. 3) We never talk and I don't see a point for you being there. 4) You showed yourself to be a racist, fucktard or moron. 5) You creep me the fuck out. Those are the most basic reasons I can come up with. Oh and FYI: just because you MuMM and I MuMM doesn't mean we need to be automatic friends. We can goof around in the MuMMs without having to befriend one another. Here is another big pointer: if you have been deleted, pointed out you've been deleted in various forums and I ignore you, don't send me multiple requests. You were removed for a reason. It makes you look creepy and makes me think you're obsessed with me and want to jerk off to my NSFW. :) Desperation smells funky and is not an attractive quality.
What Am I Ever To Do?
WHAT AM I EVER TO DO? By: The One 24-APRIL-2010 I lost my house, And I hate my F*N Ex-Spouse, What am I ever to do? My girlfriend hates me, My friends abandoned me, What am I ever to do? My life is in shambles, My existance is a gamble, What am I ever to do? My vehicle is dead, My mind's not ahead, What am I ever to do? My life is full of shit, My heart is ready to quit, What am I ever to do? Its been one hell of a ride, Now its time to say good bye, What am I ever to do? I miss her so much, She won't answer me as such, What am I ever to do? I have a plan, I hope she understands, So this is what I will do... I will call her once, And hope for lunch, That is what I will do. If I get no reply, I will fall down and cry, That is what I will do. I will just quit, Cause I am not fit, That is what I will do. I will put it down, Right on the ground, That is what I will do. I will throw it away, Cause there is no way, That is what I will do. I will give it up, Cause I have no luck, That is what
Tired Of The Druggies
does ANYONE really know where the money they spend on drugs is goin? its goin to be used to kill or hurt Border patrol agents, DEA and or FBI in other countries that are there tryin to help ease the flow of drugs. They are going to terrorist to kill US troops too. In Afghanistan they farm pot and opium. guess who the number one demander of those drugs is? THE US. so if your truely patriotic or have family serving, think about this really hard. you may have bought the bullet, the rpg, the greneade, the ied that killed a US soldier in iraq or Afghanistan. SO IF YOU REALLY "SUPPORT" THE TROOPS FREAKIN STOP DOING DRUGS!!!!!!!!!
The Deed Is Done
THE DEED IS DONE By: The One 23-April-2010 The time has come, The deed is done, My blood has run. Pouring from my chest, Straight from the crest, I now fall into the eternal nest. The deed is done, I have come undone,
Harmony & Bliss
Harmony & Bliss By: The One 16-APRIL-2010 Dedicated to: Jessica O'Neal – To The One I Love... What was once Harmony & Bliss, Is now full of shit and piss We were happy, we were good, Now we are fighting and misunderstood We had a love no one could match, Now we're falling distant and fast We were true, we were right,
just because i rate u 10 or 11 dosent mean i like u and that dosent mean u can flirt with me.... im rateing because i need the points and for those of u that dont read profiles  i suggest u start reading mine befor u start being a pervert or a flirt i have a man so read all about it
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Very Sad
Woah! My first blog lol. I just think its very sad that I have a few friends on here and really only had like 3-4 good conversations on here that didnt not include the words. Add, Crush, Bling, NSFW folder. Seriously WTF???? Is this all that is going on in people's lives? If you need to be blinged or fanned or crush that much that it becomes a big part of your life, There is some very SERIOUS issues you have to deal with. If this offends people and you think I am being an azz please feel free to take me off your friends list and let me know so I can take you off mine. I will not bling anyone! I dont see a reason to spend real money on a website to put pretty pictures on your profile lol doesnt make sense! Fans are freinds that I talk to regulary and thats final so no asking why arent you on my fan list! Anyway thats my rant for the day!
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How To Use Fubar Webcam Chat +
(This original portion was taken from Scrapper's blog) How do I use video chat?fubar allows you to video chat one on one with users or play fulette which randomly pairs you with other fulette players. You can opt in or out of the game by clicking on the “fulette” button on the video chat window. Video Chat Set up1. Connect your webcam to your computer. 2. Make sure your webcam privacy settings are turned on. 3. Go to your homepage and click on the “Launch Web Control” link and the video chat window should pop up with your webcam controls. You will be prompted to approve your webcam connection. Once you approve, you should see your webcam activate.4. If you wish to video chat one on one with a user, make sure they have their webcam connected and privacy settings correct. Also, make sure you both have opted out of fulette. Go to their fubar page and look for the “Video Chat” link below the
I Quit My Job...
Wow! It has been a long time!  I am not sure what lead me back here, but here I sit looking at the scrolling avatars.  I quit my job on Friday.  My bosses were douchebags and I got tired of them expecting me to be Superwoman then yelling at me when someone else fucked up.  I am not sure if that was the smart, mature thing to do or not, but I did it.  Now, I am working on sending out new resumes and praying I find something quick! Wish me luck!   Send a few drinks my way!
Team F.u.c.t.
TEAM F.u.c.T. It's A thick blanket of nothingness. Nowhere to go and nowhere to turn! It's us versus the world! Fighting for what we've earned! Spin that chamber, live it up to the fullest. Insert the gun into your mouth, inhale every last bullet! All of Fu's little trills.. all of Fu's little gaines. Let down by disappointment, ignited by the pains. Our relationships are pill form. Our poison of choice is apathy Our lifestyles our anything but the norm. Fuck it! We're fresh out of sympathy. Affection please? Just a little for the pains? Guess not, suppose we're all just out of luck! Our minds grow darker, we're going insane! the rest of you are all just Fuct! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls step right up and let me embrace you with an amazing tale! In a distant online paradise there awaiting an amazing browsing grounds known only as Fubar. This la
Please Add The Love Of My Life....
pureevilFREAK@ fubar Please add, rate, and fan him!! It would mean so much to me!!
Cannibal & Star Saturday Night Stickcam
Keith Urban
Stupid Boy lyricsWell, she was precious like a flowerShe grew wild, wild but innocentA perfect prayer in a desperate hourShe was everything beautiful and differentStupid boy, you can't fence that inStupid boy, it's like holding back the windshe laid her heart and soul right in your handsAnd you stole her every dream and you crushed her plansShe never even knew she had a choice and that's what happensWhen the only voice she hears is telling her she can'tStupid boy, stupid boyOhSo what made you think you could take a lifeAnd just push it push it aroundI guess you build yourself up so highYou had to take her and break her downshe laid her heart and soul right in your handsAnd you stole her every dream and you crushed her plansShe never even knew she had a choice and that's what happensWhen the only voice she hears is telling her she can'tYou stupid boyOh, you always had to be right but now you've lostThe only thing that ever made you feel aliveYeah, yeahWell, she laid her h
Cannibal & Star Saturday Night Stickcam
I Was Caming Last Night
 I hear this song and had to make a video with it,its so good
Iron Man Vs. Whiplash
Gospel's Annual Dove Awards Go Mainstream
What do Jordin Sparks, Brian “Head” Welch, former Korn lead guitarist and Ricky Skaggs have in common? The will be at the 41st Annual Dove Awards this Sunday night. What are the Dove Awards you ask? This is the big night for the Gospel music singers and musicians. It seems more and more people are taking Gospel music more serious as an art form. Check it out if you don’t believe me BlastFM will play a gospel tune on occasion. So there you go man. When it’s on BlastFM it is mainstream.
The Heavens
The Heavens above are richer today. They have 2 new Angels in their Kingdom in the sky. One was a prankster with a ♥ of Gold. The other a fearless Beauty with the strength of a diamond.   The Heavens above are richer today. Two Angels left this earth & flew away. They will be forever loved & remembered for the jokes they played, The ♥ they touched & the lives they have brightened.   The Heavens above are richer today.   R.I.P Eddie R.I.P Becca aka Satan's Bytch
Oh How I Dream
oh how i dream Oh how i dream of ONLY you No matter what I try to do My heart certainly has a mind of its own The 1 thing that no person controls Oh how I dream of ONLY you This my friend you know is true Should there ever come a day That you actually come my way You will know its you I adore For ONLY you can open the door Oh how I would like you by my side This my LOVE I will not denie Oh how I want ONLY you I hope he knows, Exactly who, I'm talking to (Now YOU know why I named my profile) "dreAmer" American, 
found out yesterday a friend of mine growing up died...ive known he was sick but we never thought this would happen....he had a staph infection that spread to his kidneys and he went septic and there was nothing they could do   thats why ive been pretty distant with people lately and im sorry i will be back as soon as i can
Namely, ...Old Fart Syndrome. The hotel hot tub is still overrun with young nubile bikini clad 19-20 yr olds in town for the collegiate  tennis tourney. Altho I can appreciate their aesthetic qualities, and my few dips in the water to restake my claim on my nightly regime has varied from kindness to tolerance to forced congenialty, it doesnt take but a few minutes to relaize they are pretty oblivious to anything I may have to talk about, and I in turn  dont find the humor in the things that sends them all into a cascade of giggles, akin to yelling in a turkey house and listening to the wave of follower gobbles. I never realize how awkward this is until Im presented with a mass such as this. It wasnt always like that tho, when I was coming up, us kids were always looking to hang out with the older crowd, they had cool stories and insight, and broke the monotony of our limit of experience. And most times we were relieved of their tolerance of letting us hang out. Seems both sides
Naughty Application
Your Name:Your age:Favorite position:1. Do you think I'm cute?.2. Would you have sex with me?3. Lights on or off?4. Would you have to be drunk?5. Would you take a shower with me?6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?7. Would you leave after or stay the night?8. Do you like cuddling afterwards?9. Condom or skin?10. Have sex on the first date?11. Would you kiss me during sex?12. Do you think I would be good in bed?13. Would you use me as a booty call?14. Can I use you as a booty call?15. Can we take pictures of the act?16. How long would we have sex?17. Would you tell your friends about me?18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Fu Mafie
Club Paradise Promo Codes
                    Welcome to Fubar!!!                     **** CAUTION ****                         ~Special Invitation~                             Join The Party                      Club Paradise                 Copy & Paste into address bar                   Dont Miss Out             Check Us Out ~You Won't Regret It~                      **** CAUTION ****
Usual Rubbish...
  Your result for The Kubrick Character Test... Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) Emotional, Honorable, and Honest You are cold and calculating, but you'll rip the opposition to shreds if they don't believe you. You tend to get emotional, but you are very honest. Take The Kubrick Character Test at HelloQuizzy   "Did your parents have any children that lived? "
We Like You So Much...
...that we're gonna link your profile to another website without your permission. A website that you have deliberately chosen not to join, for your own reasons. This all via a new feature given to users on this, your current website of choice, your haven. Am I interpretting this correctly??? A once forbidden action is now a forced feature??? When these ppl activate this link saying they "Like you", those links are in effect shown on thier facebook page creating a direct link to your fubar page???? I dont want to jump to conclusions, but if the above is correct, then to me this greatly decreases the "place to get away" value of this establishment.  
Nunca usé un antifaz Voy de paso Por este mundo fugaz No pretendo parar ¿Dime quién camina Cuando se puede volar? Mi destino es andar Mis recuerdos Son una estela en el mar Lo que tengo, lo doy Digo lo que pienso Tómame como soy Y va liviano Mi corazón gitano Que solo entiende de latir A contramano No intentes amarrarme Ni dominarme Yo soy quien elige Como equivocarme Aprovechame que si llegué ayer Me puedo ir mañana Que soy gitana Que soy gitana Sigo siendo aprendiz En cada beso Y con cada cicatriz Algo pude entender De tanto que tropiezo Ya sé como caer Y va liviano Mi corazón gitano Que solo entiende de latir A contramano No intentes amarrarme Ni dominarme Yo soy quien elige Como equivocarme Aprovechame Que si llegué ayer Me puedo ir mañana Que soy gitana Vamos y vemos.. Que la vida es un goce Es normal que le temas A lo que no conoces Tómame y vamos Que la vida es un goce Es normal que le temas A lo que no cono
I Really Want You
Many prophets preach on bended knee. Many clerics wasted wine. Do the bloodied sheets on those cobbled streets mean I have wasted time? Are there silver shores on paradise? Can I come in from the cold? I killed a man in a far away land, my enemy I'm told. I really want you to really want me, but I really don't know if you can do that. I know you want to know what's right but I know it's so hard for you to do that. And time's running out as often it does, and often dictates that you can't do that. But fate can't break this feeling inside that's burning up through my veins. I really want you- now. No matter what I say or do, the message isn't getting through, And you're listening to the sound of my breaking heart. I really want you. Is a poor man rich in solitude, or will Mother Earth complain? Did the beggar pray for a sunny day, but Lady Luck for rain? They say a million people bow and scrape to an effigy of gold. I saw life begin and the ship we're in and history unfol
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If you don't like this joke don't blame me, I'm just passing on a joke a 78 year old man sent to me this morning ;)   UP & DOWN SEXAt a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderlygentleman and an elderly ladystruck up a conversation and discovered thatthey both loved to fish.Since both of them were widowed,they decided to go fishing together the next day.The gentleman picked the lady up, and theyheaded to the river to his fishing boat andstarted out on their adventure.They were riding down the river when there was afork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,'Do you want to go up or down?'All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirtand pants and made mad passionate love to the manright there in the boat !When they finished, the man couldn't believewhat had just happened, but he had just experiencedthe best sex that he'd had in years.They fished for a while and continued on down theriver, when soon they came upon another fork in theriver.He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'
F*ck Fubar.
this website is a fucking joke. first of all, you've got all these old people that try to live their life through a fucking website. THEN you have people telling me that my daily clothes are not appropriate... and may arouse an old man who might just have a heart attack and die... do you realize that i wear this stuff on a daily basis? but i'm not allowed to post pictures of me in my low cut tops [that you can see me out in public wearing]. god damn, i thought this was supposed to be an adult website? but then you give ugly jealous bitches the option to report my image. i'm glad that there are adults out there that are tattle tales, because who else would i have to bitch about? stop being such an uptight fucking cunt... go out, fix yourself up. buy some new clothes [just nothing low cut..because you can't post pics of it], get a makeover, whatever.. just stay the fuck out of my business. i am an adult. i have every right to post pictures of me in a low cut top. oh my god, yes i have bo
Mothers Day
I traded eye liner for dark circles,salon cuts for ponytails,long showers for hairy legs,late nights for early mornings,designer purses for diaper bags,and i wouldn't change a thing !! I LOVE MY KIDS !!!!! with MOTHERS DAY drawing near let's see how many Moms will repost this.Moms don't care what theyv'e givin up and will continue to give willingly for their kids!!!
Could You
Can you take me soaring higher? Hold me close and set me afire Seize me, take me, bend and break me I want to see how far you'll take me Wrap me tight, in your sweet embrace Your touch takes me to another place I want to be filled up to overflowing My heart pounding without slowing Won't you come and set me ablaze Or would you leave me in this haze? ~me
If I held out my hand, would you take it? If I opened my heart, would you break it? I'll never say what I'm really feeling What is it about you I find so appealing? Maybe somehow, I'll learn to forget Maybe somewhere, I'll lose my regret ~ me
Won't you come play with your pretty doll? Hold me and twirl me, but don't let me fall Glassy eyes and flowing hair to style a painted mouth and a plastic smile I can be what you want, I can be what you need Just take my hand and I will follow your lead I won't ever tell you "no", or say that you're bad I'll laugh when you laugh and cry when you're sad I'm the perfect plaything and I think you'll agree The thing you've been looking for has always been me Maybe one day you'll forget me and go on your way But I will always be waiting here ready to play ~me
Kissing A Rose
Soft crimson petals, caressed by the sun How I long to reach out to touch just one Thorns that keep my hand from straying Do not keep my eyes from playing Across those bright and supple folds Longing to know the secrets it holds Perhaps I will venture a single kiss A velvety brush, a moment of bliss Ensnared by the beauty of a single bloom Maybe tomorrow, I'll just stay in my room ~me
Inspired And Comforted
~ You Are Never Truly Alone ~ Be Strong In The Lord God…If you think you have no one and you think you're all alone.. Come find peace W/God.. There is always someone - 0ur Lord God - Someone who should be well known. . . Our Lord, Our Father, cares for you so don't despairYou are never truly alonewhen we belive the voice of truth.. Have the strength to kneel on bended knees and send up a prayer. .He will take you by the hand my and will wipe away all your tears.. There's no need for you to fear and listen to His voice... Seek and you shall find His glory of God above will lift your soul and mind…The past is just a feeling brought on by not finding peace in yourself.. Seek out thee Lord of lords and he will be w/you…… Serenity and love is what you'll find . . he will bestow upon you always..Remember you're never alone as He will be there to see you through in all stages of life.. Don't doubt this as those should know how faith has made a better life..I
Here's To Us Girls.......................................
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught CRAP from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through the great
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Turf Wars!
Turf wars can only be initiated by boss or underboss. When turf war starts everybody hs 55 minutes to get as many wins against the turf we are at war with. The turf that has the most wins takes the enemies turf tax for the day! So check the "Turf Wars" tab to see if we are going to war with anybody and log on during that time to be part of the war. Remember the more people that participate, the more wins we get making it more likely to take the other teams turf tax! Happy Hunting! Casanova
Pic Ideas
OK..I am gonna take some new pics this coming week & need some good ideas! I know some of u have got 2 have some good ideas!    Please leave a comment here with ur pic ideas! I will read them all & do what I can!   **DO NOT ASK 4 KITTY PICS**   Thanks, SexyBiChris =)
Please Help!!
Please take a moment to rate my very good friend Socal Barbie!!!! Thank you!! (h) JUST CLICK THE PIC!!!!!!
Hmmmmm Ladies Read This Its Interesting.
Surprising things men notice about women instantly partner by, on Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:45am PDT 260 Comments Post a Comment Read More from This Author » Report Abuse It's no shocker that women are known for judging others, but did you ever think men might be guilty of it too? It's true...and you might be surprised to learn exactly what they're honing in on. Here are three things he notices the moment you meet.Your FriendsYou can work your butt off to come across well—a flattering, flirty outfit, big smile, witty conversation—but you can’t do the same for your friends. Men know this, so if you’re out with the gals, men look at them as representatives of all your personality traits—including the not-so-good ones. “I met a girl who seemed sweet at a bar. We chatted, and she invited me to hang with her friends,” says Stan, 26. “Within 10 minutes, I realized they were all gossipy drama queens, an
You Think You Hate Being Played???
  If you are a Democrat or in today’s environment a “closet” Democrat   Let me give you a prime example of how you are being played for a fool. The Democrat Party draws its power from the Federal Govt and the “gifts” it can hand out to current and future voters.   The Democrat Party has to use “fear” to keep you believing in them.   Fear the rich.   Fear Republicans.   Fear tax cuts.   I crack up to think how many people are fools for “fearing the rich!”.  If you are a real American, one of your desires SHOULD BE to become rich.  So the Demorats have you in fear of what you desire…  Duh!   I want to be rich.  I want my family to live a better life then I did.  I want them debt free.  I want to be rich, and I want them to be rich…  The beauty of America is before Obama, you had a pretty good chance to become rich with hard work… Now Obama is going to tax ALL your profits to keep you down.   Fear
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World Today
I still don't understand the world today, the motto seems to have been perfected to "It's all about me!"  To achieve this you first have to award yourself your self-appointed degree in judging others, their intentions, motives, thoughts and social status.  Just when you believe we grow out of these thoughts, I've been proven wrong.  Does anyone really believe in true (real) love anymore or is it all superficial - go through the motions because we're too busy in our lives to slow down and appreciate simple things.   People still go out of their way to make others look bad to make them feel good about themselves or to gain "acceptance" from the shallow people in their lives.  Is the thought process that maybe if we bring out the weaknesses/faults of others we can justify or better yet overlook and hide our own so that we don't have to face ourselves on that level?  What are we teaching our kids, how did we learn it if we weren't raised this way, and why are we surprised or
Stupid Achievements.
I think it's pretty lame that even though I have a verified salute, I don't get the credit for it in the achievements. I've also given more than 10 bling and received more than 10..but again, no credit for it. Some of the achievements will NEVER happen for me, like being a top 10 member, lol. Others though, could happen. A few things I'm wondering...... If I friend a newbie and then unfriend them, will I lose the achievement point? I should try it, lol. Also, would someone be willing to buy me a bling and/or give me a bling credit [I'll bling the person that sends it to me] so I can see if I'll get the credit for the 10, since I have it already? Anyway, Hope everyone is doing great. I kind of am. I woke up with a cramp in my hip, so walking up stairs really hurt.   Love my friends, as always.
Wow This Is Just Wrong Fox News
EXCLUSIVE: An 11-year-old girl in Mexico allegedly raped by her stepfather and now more than four months pregnant says she wants to have his baby – despite pressure from women’s groups who want her to have an abortion, pro-life activists in the country say. They say attorneys for abortion-rights activists have shown up at the girl's home with plane tickets in hand in an attempt to whisk her away to get an abortion, but the  child has said adamantly, “This is my baby. I’m having my baby. I will call my girl Alejandra.” The mother-to-be, from the Mexican state of Quintana Roo, has become the poster child for abortion rights in a country where laws pertaining to the procedure vary dramatically from state to state. In 2007, Mexico City passed a law allowing abortions to be performed without restrictions in the first three months of pregnancy. The law was challenged, but it was upheld on appeal. Since then, 17 of Mexico’s 32 states have adde
Between you and me, shambles are forging bonds with my sanity. Your mistakes are effortless to you and costly to me. This toxic atmosphere is sadly thrown in to relief through diversions and temporary means. You are everything to me and I am dying, albeit inside, I am dying at your condition. Between you and me, you have given me a reason to remove that theatre mask and breath for the first time in years. Years of breathlessness has caused a heavy heart and a backwards life. Backwards and blind
Online To Real Life Relationships
I want to say the past 12-18 hour or so been a little hectic for me. A little background should be good. Well when i started this site I really connected with someone on here; That I know we both have feelings for each other even though I know she don't want nothing to do with me right now. Here's why she don't which I totally understand. When I was in high school I had an on/off relationship with one of my teachers while in high school. I eventually moved to Florida and eventually moved back to Colorado.. When I moved back here I started to come onto this site and met a very special person; But problem is we live in 2 different states and yes we had feelings for each other and I still think we do. (you just don't turn off your feelings just like that) The last 96 hours or so give or take a day or so I found out through an email that a friend of mine gave my email address to one of my teachers that I was dating in school even though no one knew about it. She wrote me that she would lov
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Homework Avoided
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Brad [2] You were in the car with? Sam [3] Went to the mall with? Mark [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Mom [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? IDK T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains? BEACH [4
Those from the far right who criticize President Obama for anything and everything are using the BIG LIE technique espoused by Adolf hitler in his book Mein Kampf and  recently utilized by George W. Bush and carl rove, and the Republican Leaders Hitler Wrote in chapter 10 of Mein Kampf: “In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.”Hitler’s primary rules were: 1. Never allow the public to cool off 2.nev
Your Online Privacy...
Well, here I am watching the morning news again when a certain segment caught my attention. Seems there's a website you can go to and pretty much hunt down anyone who is a part of any social site. Just input their name, eMail, or phone number and BAMN... Personal info. Now I tried my info, and the only info that came up was wrong but I thought you folks might wanna see if your info is out there. Supposedly you can contact the site and they'll remove your info immediately.
A Beautiful Morning
A Beautiful Morning   It is a beautiful morning this morning. After an evening of tension and agrivation and a very few hours sleep. I awoke to a quick heated cup of left over coffee and a cigarette. "Wow Hunden you are in a GOOD mood to have suffered that. Do I hear irony or sarcasim in that?" Nope. I Then drove in, mostly darkness through light showers over the bridges and onto Pensacola beach, and to the EPA Island, where I dropped my cousin off for work. "Ok so now we KNOW there was sarcasim .... Right?" Nope. Haveing time and being there and up I pulled over at Pensacola Beach, aka Casino Beach, and at aproxamatly 06:30, with a cup of hot fresh coffee and a cigarette, I stroaled along the walks there and watched the large waves come ashore and breathed the sea air. I remembered how the beach was before and shortly after Ivan. How you used to be able to get coffee in the mornings at The Dock, back in the late 80's. And an evening with a couple of friends, one of whom was
I Am Never Here...
I am falling apart, no one knows. Alone I am tearing apart, nothing but sorrow. I can not fix whats wrong. Dying inside, this pain, my heart stops beating, I am falling into the shadows. I beg for you to love me, no one cares. I ask for you to be by my side, all you do is stare...I am falling apart...I am finally gone from here.
"the Heart Of Me"
Watchin the fires burn, lessons learned. Bruises on my spirit & dents on my chin, I'll never let anybody get close to me again. Friends we can be but nothing more I can't take the risk of not knowing what's in-store Romantic solitude will become a daily routine Think what you want but I'm only protecting me I've made my attempts, only to be dealt cards of contempt. I want someone to marry me, take care of me & bury me, but these days that kind of love is a rarity. I wanna be the one that makes love work, Leaving the house with a kiss goodbye & these words "If I let night fall on ya'll without a phone call, then something must have went wrong" J.D.L 2010
Advice Please!
I'm gaining weight back and I've lost alot of my drive to workout. I've been running myself ragged taking acre of things and still comming up short. I'm so worried I might plateu or worse just gain it all back. Any advice?
Let's Get Nekkid!
Saturday morning radio show at 8am est. (remember no sun show 2mrow) Happy listening and stay Nekkid!
I'd Rather Be A Lesbian
The softest lips to press upon mine, wanting to crave more but craving to make her stop. Touching my skin like no other could, should or ever had, she makes me smile with bashful eyes.  Fingering my hair like shes playing with hers, I try to not fall asleep but dream land awaits me and shes already there.  I would tell you more of whats on my mind but lets just say Ive been there a thousand times..and I'd rather be a lesbian
Face Book And Something That Pissed Me Off.
There is actually a group on FB that is called "DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN" yes, they actually spelled the names wrong, not me. Anywho, it has cause a lot of death threats, and hatred against the President.This screen shot here is one example:   So people are reporting the group left and right to get it removed from Facebook.   Now, there is another group which someone made, directly threatening that Bush should be killed. So, I reported that one too.   Anyway, on to my point. I have a co worker who is a republican. For those of you who don't know me, I am a democrat. Well I told my co worker, who is also supposedly a friend of mine, about the hate group against Obama. And she thought it was funny. So I told her ther
For The Lack Of Good Politics !!!
Dig into the minds of those in power/and what you will find is the hunger to devour/Predators who prey on those with less will power/command and conqure/but those with strength will die with honor/as we grow in knowledge they become less evil/strength in numbers/ power to the American peoples/stay strong the government is lethal/ with all intentions to eat you/With no intentions to rejuvinate the youth/all that happens is what happens in Asia to there youth/ We're told we'll get what we need/But all I see is the American Heritage Bleed/I can feel her when she breaths/Short winded and coughin with a wheez/Why I ask does this have to happen to me/can't you see we're all in need/we gotta come together,join forces,become one/Handle our bussiness as strong AmeriCONZ!..
I Wrote A Random Rant And Got A Reply That Made My Day.
I wrote a Random Rant and Got a Reply that made my day.  Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:06pm  I grew up a Republican. When I was in high school, that was more about being sure everybody knew about my stance on firearms. Since it was my hobby to go shooting regularly, I needed those rights protected. After I moved out of my fathers house and started attending the local community college I began to realize that choosing how I viewed myself politically based on one thing was wrong. Especially since I leaned more towards the Democrat side of things on several other points. I'm pro-choice, but feel if you're "pro-life" enough to decide that I can't have an abortion, you better be first in line to adopt my kid. I'm also pro-marriage for ANY two people over 18 because it has NO negative effect on me. In fact, its none of my business who you fall in love and want to spend the rest of your life with. As such, I did switch over to calling myself a Democrat. I've since seen the light a
I feel like I want a relationship and when I first get in one Im happy and excited but as it slowly trails on I still feel like I have an empty spot in my heart. I am trying my damndest to keep and love the soldier im with. Maybe there is just something wrong with me. Maybe I just should be alone for ever...but if that was the case then why am I still fighting myself to be with this man who loves me so much.
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Prayer For Strength
*looks towards the heavens and prays* please help my family and all those who are in pain and suffering, and for their family that have to go through their situations with them.. lord we all need you and we lay our lives in your hands ** dances around the room lookin at the sky** Lord help us in our times of need for you know what they are and allow is to gain strength from those of our family who have passed on before us. we love them dearly...
Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like VampiresWhat explains our induring fasination with Vampires?What is it about the vampire myth that explains our intrest?Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control?Or is it a fasination with the inmmortality of the undead?And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead?(by the legends of the undead.....the legends of the undead)The mystery of the undead will continues to fasinate the livingVampiresDead, dead, dead, dead, dead, deadFew creatures of the night have captured our imagination like VampiresWhat explains our induring fascination with Vampires?And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead?
I was wondering if anyone could do a salute for me.  I will do the same in return.  I would really appreciate it.  Thank you.  You are the best.
I want my boss to say "You know what? Youve done an outstanding job. Take the rest of the day off." I then want to have a quick 30 minute drive from work to home. No Sunday drivers doing 45 MPH. No cops to see me doing 80 MPH. I want the radio station to play every song that I love to sing to as well. Once home ( which is a nice house with a big kitchen, sunken living room, 2 bedroom 2 bath with a huge loft master bedroom and master bath instead of the rat trap mobile home I live in) Id like to be met at the door by my beautiful wife ( which actual does happen) who is wearing nothing but a smile. (which happens a lot) She'll be holding a nice glass of wine or maybe a fresh bottle of cream ale along with a plate full of my most favorite Chinese dishes. (Yeah....No, that never happens) From there, she will lead me to the bedroom where she helps me out of my uniform and tells me the temperature of the hot tub is just right. (Which is about 5 degrees cooler than what causes
I am a mean evil sumbitch. I am an honorable man. I am a rogue and pirate. I am a palidan. I am a peasant. Im hard to live with. Im good to snuggle with. I am not scared to look you in the eye and tell you what I think. I hate to argue. I will not tolerate rudeness. I will let you beat on me, cuss me and when your done, let you cry in my arms if it makes you feel better. I watch sad movies only by myself. Why? Because I do my crying on the inside. Im old, ugly and over weight. Im looking forward to becoming a dirty ol man. Ive written 100's of songs and a book or two. But only in my mind I love to sing. No one likes to hear me sing. I cant stand underwear. Underwear is a nice wrapping paper for a woman. Im as hard as stone and as uncaring as a snow capped mountain. Im a lost puppy who needs to be loved. I am all of this and so much more. I know me well. I dont have a clue.
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Lindsey Lohan Accused Of Theft
Lindsey Lohan what is going on with you babes? You’ve been drunk and drugged up in pubic. Now you are accused of the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch. Lohan denies the accusations. Whether true or not, Lohan is sliding down the path of self destruction. A wonderful actress she has become a side note to the dark side of Hollywood. For more BlastFM plays only music that makes you want to dance and sing along. Give your ears a treat tune into BlastFM  
The Doll
 I was walking around in a Wal Mart store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I h
Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary, quite contrary,How does your garden grow?Silver bells and cockleshellsAnd pretty maids all in a row.Bloody fingers, name that lingers,Though not bloodstained anymore,Evil names, divided blames,When I search inward through your core.Rosary and blasphemy,"Holy Mother, smite those newWave believers, faith decievers,Bring then back to what is true."Beloved sister, watch her, mister,Eagle's eye and fox's ear,Your every breath, Elizabeth,Await your turn, oh don't you dare. Love to hate, religion - state,This is what I recall of you,Not a thing is comfortingWhen life is fading, love is blue.Dreamed a daughter, ending: slaughter,"Find yourself a different life,"Forgot a son by noonday gun,You're ever queen but never wife.
To Those That Know
As some of you's may know, my grandma past away last week. Funeral was yesterday. I was extreemly close to her. Every time she was sick or had a stroke I felt it. I would call my aunt to go check on her. We were so close I knew it was my aunt calling me to tell me she died. Without her even saying a word I said "I know" she replied " I knew you did". She was my ancore, My strength. I'll miss her dearly. A lot of you who have gotten to know me know how abandond I feel about my family (or lack of). And how lost I am. You've offered your condolances, given up you #'s... I'd be sunk ifnot for a select few of you guys. Even this morning after a sleepless LONG night, it was a "kunty" mummer (lol) who texted me at 6:04 this morning telling me to "Get Up!" that really just kicked me when I needed it.  Than she kept texting me all the way home chewing me out for texting her keeping me awake (and smiling).  I just wanted to say THANK YOU!! to those who know who they are. I may not have called or
Sooo True!!!
A Reason, a Season, or a LifetimePeople come into your life for a reason, a season, ora lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, youwill know what to do for each person.When someone is in your life for a REASON . . . It isusually to meet a need you have expressed. They havecome to assist you through a difficulty, to provide youwith guidance and support, to aid you physically,emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like agodsend, and they are! They are there for the reasonyou need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at aninconvenient time, this person will say or do somethingto bring the relationship to an end.Sometimes they die.Sometimes they walk away.Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.What we must realise is that our need has been met, ourdesire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer yousent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.When people come into your life for a SEASON . . .Because your turn has come
A Whoda Ma Whada!
A Whoda Ma Whata!?!A whisper not yet heard in the wind.....A smile not yet seen threw distance.A soft touch not yet known from some kind of childhood abuse.A cry for help so weak and unoticed to them.A person I confide in always leaving me behind!A person is out thier for everybody!A question always in the back of mind.....  "Will we, they or i find that special somebody?"A persiut for you somedy don't be suprised if it comes to be!A feeling at first glance I never felt but seen on tv!A voice of gental nature out yander whispers to the person ment to be!Do you know what a chance with you would mean to me!?!A moment the world around me would fade away.A hand out reached never to pull it'self away.A journey started hand in hand, step by step, together you and I!A bond of trust and exceptance no one shall ever truely understand!                  "Unconditionaly mine!"
What is Acupuncture? Acupuncture is the stimulation of specific points located near or on the surface of the skin which have the ability to alter biochemical and physiological conditions in order to achieve the desired effect. Acupuncture points are points that have been designated to have electrical sensitivity. Inserting needles at these points stimulates sensory receptors and stimulate nerves that transmit impulses to the hypothalamus and pituitary glands located at the base of the brain. The hypothalamus and pituitary glands are responsible for releasing neurotransmitters and endorphins which are the body’s natural pain killing hormones. History of Acupuncture Acupuncture is over 5,000 years old and was not just practiced in China. The Egyptians talked about vessels that resembled the 12 meridians n 1550 B.C. South African Bantu tribesman scratched parts of their bodies in an effort to cure disease. The Arabs cauterized their ears with hot metal probes. The Es
"it Is What It Is!"
I am done playing this game I thought I said!Worn out, mentally exhausted and sick of being the accused and abused!The undying hunger to find my way has starved me of my hope and dreams.Drained my energy takin my last breath of life with it too! Many time's i stated before...... "If it's meant to be then it will happen weather or!"If it is ment for me to be somewhere or with somebody....The right one will come for me, faith will take me where i am to be......I don't remember how happiness feels anymore!A reason to stand up is getting harder to come up with everyday.Strength to heal, forgive and laugh from getting klicked in the face, used or pressured.I am done being their for anyone anymore!
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Live Like An Eighty Year Old
One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a tall, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate. I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Jim added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time.. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Jim as his pie a-la-mode went down. The other guys couldn’t believe it. They ate their lunches silently and grinned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Jim. I lunched on white meat tuna. He ordered a parfait. I smiled. He asked if he amused me I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? He laughed and
Always And Forever
I want always to be with you, sharing in our hopes and our lives,          sharing our laughter and our tears, every smile and feeling our love derives.                                  I want you always to be a part of my every “today” and “tomorrow”,      I want you always in all my dreams, bring part of my every fantasy, overmorrow.                                      I want us always to live and to love, awakening beside one another each new day, as we share the love we hold deep inside, that will forever abide, never to stray. I want always too see your beautiful, sweet smile, to hear your laughter and your voice, to enjoy listening to the sound of you sleeping while lying beside me, I quietly rejoice. I want us always to share all of the happiness we have earned and rightly deserve, each, praying that in some way, I may bring you all of the love, and every joy within my reach. I pray that I will always be your best and lifelo
Friday's Amber...
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
Friday's Amber...
Why , oh why do they keep doing these things and why oh why, do people keep falling for this bs?…. This will be kinda funny considering what it is…with this I bring you tonight’s Fakey McFakester….let’s take a good look at…DJ Amber…. Oh yeah, another hot blonde! Oh look, it even has a lounge!! Mmmmhmm look @ these hot pics it says it has in its’ “me” folder … Yum yum!!! Now let’s check the salute….just to make sure “Amber” is real.. Ehhh I dunno, I mean that does look a little edited to say the least no?…. And what’s this salute for “Amber” approved to the right here??? A DUDE???? Nice phone buddy. Maybe you are using the internet on the phone to find this as well as the rest of this “fake” profile’s pictures like the one shown below… Of which this very same real girl’s photos can be located about ½ way through the
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
so is anyone else fed up with people who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back the first chance they get! i have absolutely had it with people who fake caring about you to use u or get something from u and then turn around and stab u in back or if not that forget you even exist after they get what they wanted.  y cant people just be real and true and stop all the bs, the world would be a much better place if all the users, liars, cheaters, backstabbers, and fake friends were put in a cell somewhere for losers and kept there forever, that way those of us who are honest and kind people would be able to be happy!
Shoutbox Fun
Bottom to top, you know the drill. Tres Jackh...: You're missing some of your brain aren't you? semsem: i wont your wief plzzz to play with me Tres Jackh...: So you are gay, I knew it semsem: i will fuck you and your wife too Tres Jackh...: And yet I'm the one who actually has a wife, go figure semsem: hhhhhhhh save it on your ass Tres Jackh...: Save that for your guy friends semsem: fuckin you Tres Jackh...: Ditto semsem: ass hole Tres Jackh...: English please, thanks. semsem: really oky im sure you v not dick too Tres Jackh...: You've got a tiny little baby dick, we know this, no need to lie semsem: plz asked her if she.s wonted to suck it semsem: i v big dick i wont your wief suckin it Tres Jackh...: Too bad for you, now fuck off semsem: yessss plzzzzzz Tres Jackh...: You need her? semsem: i need your wief plz Tres Jackh...: Dude, stop harassing my wife for her yahoo address, you aint getting it
How To Use Video Chat!
***FROM SCRAPPER'S BULLETIN***   If you don't have a webcam, you better get one! Earn points, meet people and have fun! Check out more information here! Please repost this! Thanks Scrapper
"chronic Hater" William Randolph Hearst "chronic Hater"
War on marijuana Hearst sympathized with Harry J. Anslinger in his war against marijuana. Between 1936 and 1937, Hearst associated marijuana with hemp in his newspapers and published many of the stories that Anslinger fabricated.[11] Hearst played a major part in aiding the anti-marijuana movement, leading to its prohibition in the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937,[12] a law which also effectively outlawed hemp. Jack Herer and others argue that Hearst's paper empire (he owned hundreds of acres of timber forests and a vast number of paper mills designed to manufacture paper from wood pulp) in the early 1930s was threatened by hemp, which: 1) like wood pulp, could also be used to manufacture paper[13] and 2) also had an advantage over wood pulp, because it could be regrown yearly as well.[13] Other commentators have subsequently pointed out that the Hearst chain was one of the biggest buyers of newsprint in the U.S.[14] As buyers of newsprint, the Hearst chain had a strong interest in a low
My Life
you know life has been really hard for me but i have the best boyfriend never and someday i would love to marry ...... i have two kids that he has taken care of and i love him for that sean i love you with all my heart.. you never know what you got untill it is gone and last nite was that nite my baby had to spend it in the hospital and i was alone and it got me thinking what would i do if i lost him baby i love you with all my heart and i am so sorry for everthing i have done. i know i could not be without you for long it is like part of me was gone last nite .. it was sad ... i cried and talked to  my pdp family will be 2 year with me and sean .aug4 we need to do something that day just us we made it and it has been very hard i am sorry for all the bull shit you have gone thur.. thing are going to get better from now on ..... just take one day at a time .... i love you baby
One I blocked one idiot who keeps asking the same shit over and over speaking of which would it kill you guys to be original gotta make yourself stand out saying im sexy as f*ck dont do it for me either some of the lines you guys use are lame yes im moody. And blowing me off too is a major no no for me its my biggest pet peeve. I just cant stand players too i smell them a mile away. Im still being harrass by that hacker loser get over i didnt fall for your game im not stupid by any means! get a freakin life!!!!!
Multi Cultural Night-mare
My brother put together a multi cultural night. Nice thought and all however...   All the different cultures in my town are comprised of 4 different families.   The Jamaican family that just moved here The El Salvadorian family The Peurto Rican family And the Korean family   Then my brother, sister,and I who are mutts, but a different breeds of mutt from one another.  Everyone else in town are as white as white can be. Their heritigae is comprised of Mr. Clean and Bleach. My mum included. Everyone sees her and says, "I can't believe that little old lady slept with a black man". Trust me, she didn't. (we are all adopted)   Anyway... I will post some picks once i get a VIP again. Haha, the salsa lesson was priceless.
Just So You Know
It's kind of weird to have pics of you sucking on a dildo in a folder right above a folder of your kids. Just sayin...  
If You're Feeling Down..this Will Cheer You Up :)
if you're feeling down..this will cheer you up :) It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance - and you find out you still care for that person. A sad thing about life is when you meet someone that means a lot to you, only to find out in the end, that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go. When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
Lawmakers Submit To Obamacare- Accidentally
If it's good enough for the American people, it should be good enoughfor Washington lawmakers, right? Maybe.In their haste to pass Obama's healthcare overhaul, liberals inCongress overlooked one detail-they have inadvertently madethemselves ineligible for the top-notch health care plans previouslyavailable to them through the Federal Employees Health BenefitsProgram, and instead have accidentally subjected themselves to thedisastrous effects of Obamacare.The Congressional Research Service released a report detailing theprovisions in Obama's healthcare reform bill that would requiremembers of Congress and their staffs to surrender their FEHBP coveragein exchange for nationalized insurance. This would leave Congress inan interesting quandary: since the federal exchange will not takeeffect until 2014, the members and their staff would be left withoutinsurance until then. Jerry Markon of the Washington Post writes: "The confusion was one ofseveral potential problems that congressional Rep
New Fubucks Auction
250 million fubucks!!!   Auction runs from Friday, April 23 to Sunday, April 25 at midnight fu-time (Pacific)   Cash bids only please (excluding VIP)... i.e. bling packs/autos/bombs/blasts   Payment due within 48 hours unless prior arrangements have been made *please do not comment unless you are bidding*
I was being a masochist today and decided to chaperone my daughters 2nd grade field trip to the zoo. On the bus ride up, I was pestered the whole time by Devon. "Talia's mom, HEY Talia's mom!" "Yes Devon" "Hi" "Hi Devon, how are you?" "*giggle* good" 1min later... "HEY Talia's mom. Talia's mom, back here" "Yes Devon?" "*giggle & huge grin* Hi" "Hi Devon" This went on for about 1.5 hours the whole way up. As soon as we got there we lost him. But once it was time to get back on the bus, it was the same routine. His dad sat across from me on the bus, trying to get him to stop buggin me, but nothing doing. Finally his dad looked at me and said "I am so sorry, he hasn't shut up about Talia's Mom since last years trip to the orchard. I think you're his first crush". I laughed, and tried to slouch down and hide behind the seat. Well, now dad wants to have a play date for Talia & Devon, but I can't help but feel weirded out by the 8 year old oogeling my assets. So is it wrong that
No I Didnt Die..i Dont Think So Anyways...
Well if your lookin for me next week... Saturday...laying the "real" hardwood floors in the downstairs family room...then putting the finishing touches on the fireplace i made..yes i made... Sunday....finish up the new laundry and shit..then painting the new babies room and my daughters room too....then finishing the dinining room table and chairs i made..yes again im like fuckin joseph...i can do all that shit.... Gone hunting monday til thursday...its turkey season in good ol WV Oh and last but not least....a old friend of mine whom owns a hunting ranch is taking my puppy Hank from me..he will be a guide not pleased in fact im totally bumming..but Hank will be able to hunt all the time and have a great home too  
Confessions Chapter !
I’ve decided to be catholic for the day and confess all my sins… Well not all that would take years obviously and a lot of pages… Maybe we should call this Confessions Chapter 1.     I had a crush on someone on fu. He intrigued me more then I was comfortable with. It ended badly that friendship but I blame myself for that. Yes I am still in love with Jeff and will always be but I will and still to this day believe that there are people out there that will catch your eye and inspire you. For what counts he did that! No there are no gory details about late nights… you people can be pervy!   When I got knocked up im pretty sure it was the night I had a threesome…   I have been with almost the same amount of boys as girls.   When I met Witchie she was a little hostile, but I have seriously never felt so close to a woman in my life. I can honestly say that I could see her everyday without getting annoyed   I don’t hate the shit hawk.   I
Just cause i'm not a rapper. Doesn't mean i can spit with such amazing flow. Hitting with the crazy wicked sickness. No witness i do this. Spit the illest truest influence you ruin so fuck how your doing. I'm not a perv but i make sure my shit goes heard. Word adlibbing verbs. Fuck with your shit. & i kick you to the curb. Off with rhymes off the top of my head. Don't end up dead for wrong shit you done said. You in the red better go take your meds. Either that or get caught by the feds. & have a wise nough decision. Before i get in it. Spinning i'm inning. & winning you lost. & it ain't a price you just cost. You soft like the cone that makes the ice cream melt. Run around make me have to get ya with a belt. Fuck i'm looney tuney insane with a craze for the kink ey see i'm stinging like a bee. Wee who wa say ah la vi g. I don't know what the fuck i just said. For some shit you could've read. Busting of led. No miscomprehension. Leave you on the bench. Its suspension I break into wicke
My Fu~wedding!!!
Violent Screams and Double G will be getting Fu~Married!!!! April 30, 2010 10pm EST. Right here in ur very own orgy lounge!! Djed by The one The only DJ BOOBSSS!!!! Everyone is invited!!!!
Hot Ass
  What a great ass ... mmm click image and see more ;)
I'm 63 And I'm Tired
"I'm 63 and Im Tired"  by Robert A. Hall         I'm 63.  Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven't called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there's no retirement in sight and I'm tired. Very tired.     I'm tired
Follow Me
Take my hand and follow meto that place I long to be.Take my hand and trust my way,in that place forever stay.Follow me toward the sand;we'll run and play, hand in hand.Take my heart and hold it true;forever I'll stay close to you.Seize my words and listen well,then forever I will tell.Release your heart and feelings too,just as I will do for you.Trust your heart and follow me,to that place we long to be.
Tender Hearts
Shitty thing about having a wall up for so long is that when you let someone in even the slightest bit the smallest amount of confusion and misunderstanding on anyones part can tears you heart to shreads. I thought I was being so careful and didn't even think I felt much for some one. New I liked them new I wanted to get to know them more and had an inkling that I wouldn't mind if they were around for a while. It wasnt until somthing stupid and meaningless happened that I like the jealous ass that I have always been couldn't seperate reality from the damn computer and had a fit. I don't know if I have lost this person or not all I know is I think I'm holding on by the thinest of threads and it hurts more than I thought it would. I'm sorry for being the idiot and I wish I could restart the day.
Those "special" Friendships...
To My Friends...this You Can Be Sure Of!
Alot In Common
A Lot in Common By: Jeff Hardy You're beautiful...but strange...So am I. You're smart...but still slow...So am I. You're impatient...but fast...So am I. You're tired...but still last...So do I. You're hot...but still cold...So am I. You're established...but not old...So am I. You're waiting...but happy...So am I. You're leaving...but staying...So am I. You're amazing...but weird...So am I. You're yourself...but still feared...So am I. We both want to be...A forever seen star. I have to say...a lot in common is what we are
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Fairest Maiden For April 23 2010
Just A Few Thoughts On Juggalos
OK before I get started I just want to make it known that I love my juggalo family. I have met people I know I'm going to be friends with until the day I die. But for real, ya'll need to stop tripping on the fact that ICP is getting made fun of (i.e. Aqua Teen Hunger Force & SNL). I see comments bitching about how they're making fun of juggalos and what we're about and yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah SHUT UP! Who cares? People make fun of what they don't understand. And haven't any of you  ever heard that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Who cares that they're making fun of ICP or juggalos? Why get mad about it? What is the point? I found all these parodies hilarious. I think what most people are getting upset about is the fact that these parodies are making ICP and juggalo's look dumb. I can understand people getting mad when their intellegence is threatened. But guess what it's a joke. Nothing more nothing less. Like the current outrage is the "Miracles" video by ICP.
On The Third Day, It Didn't Fall Apart.
This is a blog I started to talk about writing and books; later, I expanded it to include all forms of entertainment and put my movie reviews on it; and eventually, I hope to create a website based on it.  If anyone wants to join the small but dedicated writing team I'm building, then just let me know.   Here's the first post from my Fourth-day blog, which you can see here. (original post date:  March 2, 2009) One of my favorite quotes about writing instructs us "to build a universe that doesn't fall apart two days later". The quote belongs to Philip K. Dick, one of the most influential science fiction writers of the late twentieth century. His writing credits include the short stories "Paycheck" and "Minority Report", which inspired the movies of the same names. The speech in which he popularizes the above quote contains many instructive lessons about writing in general and the power of words:"I ask, in my writing, What is real? Because unceasingly we are bombarded with pseudo-rea
Young Conservative
29's still young, right?   Anyway, I've been on Fubar for a while, now, and I can hardly believe that I haven't uploaded any posts from my other blogs.  So, here is a reprint of my first post on Blogger, from February of last year (you can read the original and following posts here). (original post date:  February 24, 2009) Last year, we elected a new president of the United States of America. Some have said it was the longest presidential election in history, since many of those who ran for president began campaigning as early as February of 2007, more than a year and a half before voting actually began. Some started even earlier. Most Americans were aware of these early campaigners, though I doubt many paid much attention to them. I kept my eye on the field, mostly because for the first time in my life I had found a candidate about whom I actually felt excited.Despite my excitement, I was virtually as unengaged as ever in politics this last election cycle. I didn't contribute mon
Does Being Different Make A Difference In A Relationship?
I have been in a relationship for 7 years now, the longest relationship I have ever been in. This relationship I have been in is also my first sexual relationship. My girl friend and I haven't lived together for the last four years. We struggled with finances and lost our home. The one thing that makes the relationship interesting, I was born with Spina Bifida. Being disabled never seemed to be an issue. Until recently, there has been a change in attitude towards me and my well being. It really bothers me now that all this time leading up to now my being "physically different" has effected our relationship. I have always fought for our relationship to try and keep it together. I always had a hard time with relationships, because I am different. It really bothers me now that things are the way they are now. We fight alot there is a lack of attention and affection if any or none at all. The way things are headed now, the relationship won't last much longer, no matter how hard or
Glowing Flower
This is a poem my friend wrote about a year or so ago. He passed away this past November. I always loved the way he wrote.  GLOWING FLOWER As once before I find my world narrated from a twisted novel. I live the crinkled pages, as my heart beats in total chaos and mess. My mind floats like the clouds on the empty days of reality; searching for the stellar fields. If only I could sell my heart to find that magic harmony, gain a chance to feel the earth move beneath my feet and silence the raw echoes of my soul. I should wash my brain. I've begun to color like a virus. -j
Virgo Fo R Me Love Card
  Hi Betty! Here is your Daily Love Tarot Card for Friday, April 23 "The Temperance card suggests that the timing may be right for sharing your feelings, getting together, creating something new or pouring your heart out, but don't expect a quick fix. This could be the beginning of a creative process of cooperation, diversity, sexual compatibility or testing of the romantic waters, so be prepared to go with the flow or to set new relationship goals that can work for the long term. Patience, trust, compromise and self-control can bring moderate, consistent and stable results as long as you are not afraid to get your feet wet."
Sitting here I have been trying to think. When have I been truly happy? To the point to where I had no cares or worries in the world..As far back as I can remember, I have always been stressed about something, have always worried about something, had a fear in the back of my mind that something, sometime, somewhere, something bad is going to happen to me and there is nothing I can do about it.Sure I can change things...but my version of changing is not what is needed. My change is chasing everyone that I care about away for me to be left to my own devices and destruction to try to see what will happen on the other side. The depression and anxiety takes me faster than I can realize, faster than I can comprehend.My whole life has been filled with disappointment. Dealing with a mentally abusive, alcoholic father, a mother that no matter how much she showed the front of being a dominant type person, in her own reality, she is afraid of being alone. She will not admit it, but I can see it.H
Its Random..its Old...dont Judge Meeee ...
  I havent dont this in a while, like free write i mean . I guess ive just had alot of time to think today - - I took this weekend and spent it with friends i havent seen in months, close friends i see everyday, and my family , and it really made me realize how lucky I am in life . . . sometimes I get caught up in the everyday chaos , and I know im not the only one guilty of it, but since friday ive really taken a look around and realized how lucky / blessed i Am . . 09 was a crazy year for me, alot of accomplishments, along with alot of failures, alot of joy that went hand in hand with dissapoinement. Ive been up and down with alot of people in my life, as well as myself... ive been dissapointed in both partys at some point or another and for a while I really lost sight of whats important.. I realize now that i woke up breathing today, not every1 can say that. . i walked downstairs and my mom was makIng me coffee, someday that will be a thing of the past, I blew out candles surrounde
Dating/relationship Help/advice Needed!!!!
Not sure what I should do about this! Back in high school, I had an on and off relationship with one of my teachers . Which by no means am I complaining about. I knew at the time it was just going to be an affair while I was in school. Which to me was fine. I mean what  young girl would not go for the older woman. Which she wasn't that much older 10-15 years. Anyway, here is my problem now! After high school thought for sure it was over even we both said it was. but at the time I knew I was moving to a different state because of my parents work and they wanted me to move with them even though I was old enough by that time to be on my own. Now that I moved back home to Colorado, she found out that I had moved back  from a mutual friend of ours and contacted me by email which I got this morning. In the email she has told be that she has never stopped thinking about me and miss that I am no longer in school being she don't see me everyday no more. And also misses the time that we spent
Saving The Planet - Saving On Gas Cost - Making Money And Going Green All At Once
Green. Green. Green. Everyone could use "green", especially our planet. And everyone could use the other green too! ($$$) As the world becomes more and more dependent on the green stuff (not money, green products!) the demand will broaden. Our Earth is changing. Scientists predict that these changes will only get worse if do nothing. For years, most people have been too busy with everything that we have going on to even think about it. Some of us don't even recycle, but our Earthly problems have gotten worse than what simple recycling alone can repair. We must all go "green". Right now we are in a very good position. A position were we can help save our planet or take steps towards saving it as well as make money doing it. The world has been looking for a solution to reduce emissions in our skies. Our automobile emissions harm the ozone. The combustion that takes place within our vehicle's engine is let out into the air through the tailpipe. Deposits of carbon collected
Then Came You
I was so alone that I didn't know what to do. I was lost to despair... and then came you. You dispelled the darkness of a life that was harsh and unkind, and you gave me the strength to leave the shadows behind. Your every word holds magic that makes my heart shine, and I'm so thankful for the day I met you online. 
All I Want
Some people have such big dreams, but all I want is to love you, to wake up beside you each morning, to feel the warmth of your hand in mine, to share each moment, good and bad, with you, to lose myself in your loving arms. Some people want so much out of life, but all I want is to share everything with you, for us to talk long into the night, to dream together, and experience all of the little things together that makes life worth living. Yes, I have a big dream after all. And I want so many things. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. And I want to give you my love, and to make our home a place where you always feel warm and welcome, and for us to have a relationship in which we accept each other for who we are and always find a sweet dream in each other's arms. All I want is for us to love each other for the rest of our lives. And I do believe that dreams can come true.
All Of My Heart
There's so much I want to say to you, but no words seem strong enough to express the depth of what I feel for you. I can only say that all of my life I've looked for someone like you. I wanted to share my life with someone who's kind, affectionate, intelligent, passionate, responsible, caring, easy-going, considerate, generous, determined, and hard-working. I've dreamed of someone who loves animals, children, romantic strolls beneath the moonlight, and long lazy nights before the fire. I wanted someone who has a good heart and cares about others, someone who's willing to go that extra mile for someone who's in need. You're all of these things and so much more, and I'm overjoyed that you're part of my life. And though I care about you more than words could ever say, I'll say it anyway... I love you with all of my heart and to the very depth of my soul.
Heaven In Your Arms...
I found heaven in your arms. When you soared into my life, I tasted true happiness for the first time. Your warm and radiant light, touched my soul, making me take flight to some fond celestial dream of what true love can be. And when you held me and kissed me, I experienced bliss like never before. Heavenly choirs sang sweetly; white clouds held me in their soft embrace, and I suddenly felt weak, yet stronger and more alive than ever before. Please wrap me in your heavenly embrace and let me experience true bliss on earth.
My Love...
I love you, and I need you so much. I live to see your smile, to hear your voice, to feel your touch. I love you more than the sun and the sky, I love you more than the earth and the stars. Where I find happiness, you'll never be far. You are a blessing, truly heaven sent. You've made my life full, my soul content. And every day, I'll give my heart to you. It's not so hard to do when there's someone like you to make my heart sing, from a love so fine and true.
How I Love You...
I can't tell a soul I love you though my heart begs me to. Every romantic song reminds me of you, and every time I see a happy couple I wish they were you and me. Sometimes I write your name and stare at it wistfully as I imagine how great our lives together would be... but I can't tell a soul I love you. I can't even tell you. I wrote a poem about you, trying to express the depth of my emotion, hoping to make you understand the breadth of my devotion, but the words were not enough. I couldn't explain how strongly I feel about you; I couldn't describe the volatile mix of joy and pain, because I can't tell a soul I love you. Sometimes I feel like my need to see you is consuming me inside, and sometimes when I think about you I tremble... my love for you is never easy to hide. I called my best friend to explain how much I love you... but the words stalled on my tongue, and again, I had to pretend... because I can't tell a soul I love you. I sat on the b
Racist Requests
UK family ask for 'no black hotel staff' A British family has sparked a legal storm when they told staff at a US luxury hotel that they did not want to be served by any black people. The family allegedly told staff at a five-star Ritz-Carlton hotel in Florida that they didn't want to be served by "people of colour" or staff with "foreign accents". But Haitian-born waiter Wadner Tranchant has sued the hotel claiming that by preventing him from serving the family, the Ritz-Carlton violated the Civil Rights Act, the UK Times newspaper reported. Mr Tranchant, who is black, was moved to other duties when the UK family were seated at the restaurant. Mr Tranchant's lawyer said nine witnesses would testify that the family had made the racist request. "My client was prevented from waiting on this couple because he was black," he said. "Plaintiff was humiliated, embarrassed, frightened, intimidated, subject to undeserved shame and suffered severe emotional stress, which is continuin
Lost Earnings
Paper boy sues Movie World over lost earnings A schoolboy is suing Warner Bros Movie World and the Queensland state government for $58,000 in lost earnings as a part-time paper boy. Corey Mason Cross, 14, from Toowoomba in southeast Queensland, claims that an injury he sustained at the Gold Coast theme park has prevented him from returning to his job. Coery’s mother lodged a claim on his behalf in Brisbane’s District Court earlier this month saying that Corey fractured his wrist and suffered serious abrasions in a fall during a school excursion to Movie World in December 2008, the Courier-Mail reports. He was waiting to enter the park with students from his high school when a Movie World employee began to whip up excitement among the crowd by telling them about the park rides and counting down until the park opened. When the gates opened the students ran in and Corey was allegedly knocked over in the rush, the statement of claim says. The injuries he sustained h
Economy Is Up!
SEC staff watch porn as economy crashed 23/04/2010 12:30:00 PM Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were being paid to police the financial system, an agency watchdog says. The SEC's inspector general conducted 33 probes of employees looking at explicit images in the past five years, according to a memo obtained late on Thursday by The Associated Press. The memo says 31 of those probes occurred in the 2 years since the financial system teetered and nearly crashed. It was written by SEC Inspector General David Kotz in response to a request from U.S. Senator Charles Grassley. An SEC spokesman declined to comment on Thursday night. The memo was first reported on Thursday evening by ABC News. It summarises findings of past inspector general probes and reports some shocking findings: A senior attorney at the SEC's Washington headquarters spent up to eight hours a day lookin
What happens to the dream when the light of the early morrow appears?  Is it really gone, or does it remain hidden until your head reaches the tenderness of a pillow once more.   It’s impossible to believe that the hidden illusions of anything you could possible want have just melted away.   Melted like the frosty dew upon the grass of an early spring day. Ahh I remember this dream we sat near a lake just you and I.  We cuddled up under the blanket hand in hand.  Both eager with anticipation.  Me shivering from the soft breeze.   As the sun slowly arose from the distance I laid my head upon your shoulder as you gently placed your soft tender pink lips upon my forehead.  All the pain and suddenness of a lost you slowly slips away as I dream.  Here we are again.  Only to be lost as the beauty of another morning appears, just a glimmer. I prefer an endless slumber for my dreams have become my escape.   I’d rather remain in slumber then deal with the average of everyday.  You s
How About Roller Coasters
Have you ever felt like down rating someone then raising it back up, and back down and up and plop back to 10 or 11?
National Geographic.....
This is explorer Ninja Bunny we are going to discuss the recent discovery regarding the imnotreadyforarelationshipus imjustkindahorneyus. Due to the dwindling numbers of the female screwmeoverus andillkillyouus, it’s natural enemy, this pest has been thriving.  However, we had yet to find a fully mature specimin.Its been widely believed that the imnotreadyforarelationshipus imjustkinsahorneyus is closely related to other species, such as the iloveyouus moveinwithmeus, and theiloveyouus letsstartafamilyus, both only seen in captivity, and the poisonus iloveyouus butitscomplicatedus. Great precautions should be taken to avoid the iloveyouusbutitscomplicatedus...if bitten, it will cause its victims to experience fatal heart failure.Only recently did this explorer discover something amazing... The imnotreadyforarelationshipus imjustkindahorneyus actually DOES mature...into theimnotgettinganyyoungerous letsgetmarriedus.  Once this transformation occurs, the imnotgettingan
Refresher Course...
Ok...I’m gonna go on a little rant here...just to see if it will make me feel better....but first, I’ve got a question.....Guys...WHAT THE F**K? Fairly recently I was in a relationship that...well...changed a lot. In the end...I gave him a choice...There were a number of "packages" for him to choose from: Girlfriend, Friend with Benefits, Friend, and Ex-Girlfriend.. Now...what he chose is neither here nor there... That being said....Let me explain the packages for you..... Friends: This is a girl that you hang out with. She’s "one of the guys". Really, boys...we kinda like being "one of the guys"....because, honestly...a lot of us...don’t like hanging out with women. They’re mean, they’re catty...and you can’t trust most of them as far as you can throw them. But...there are rules to being "friends"...the first one... If you don’t want to uprgrade out of the Friend package...Don’t try to kiss me. I don’t care how drunk or lonel
Rob Zombies Halloween 2
Well first off I have to establish that I prefer the John Carpenters originals. But as much as I don't like how far away Rob took the iconic franchise, I must say that there were elements of the film I have to salute. No element was left out. The mental and emotional suffering. A Sherrif trying to do right for two young womem. The depth of emotion when The Sherrif finds Annie. There is a soft sort of tragic element added to this story of hell.
Abc Says Lane Bryant Shows To Much Cleavage
Big girls, I mean plus size, Lane Bryant is fighting for you against ABC. Lane Bryant accused Disney owned ABC of being prejudice for not airing LB’s bra commercials during Dancing With The Stars. ABC says the commercials showed to much cleavage. Hey, since when is Disney concerned with to much cleavage. If you look at some of ABC’s programs they show more enough cleavage then you care to talk about. Give me a break ABC. BlastFM is not concerned with cleavage just great music. Boobs can take care of themselves.  
1.standing out thereim not the girl i wasi dont knowim lying.embarrassed.betrayedby myself.young.eager.willing.persistant.ripe.but not sweet.jaded.unsatisfied.the taste of youon my lips.wet and cynical.lost.   2.salt on my lipsi just can't lick cleanoil on my fingersglitter in my eyesair in my lungsfingers on my thighsfeet off the groundhead somewhere elsestomach in knotstied to right hereright now heart beating fastwhisper in my earshow long will this lastskin covered in sweatbones covered in bonestalent wasted soaked bedsheetstorn wallpapersalt on my lipstongue on my lipsand you.   3.why are you always therejust when im walking out the dooron someones lipsin my dreamsin black and whitei am singing your songs nowi am looking for the way outi am ready to forgive youand dying to hold a were just what i neededat exactly the right timenow i think about iti cringeyet the longing doesnt fadei still taste yougod you were sweetand i became so sourtainted and wrong.why are you n
An Anticipated Gathering
we've known each other for a while nowit was time for our gatheringthe night begins...dinnerlight conversation, watching your mouth movehearing no clit throbseye contact, i want to touch ulooking away to try and hear what u are sayingsilence...i look backyou're watching me, my heart beat quickensyour hand comes across the tablei start to tremble...i begin to marinatei cross my legs to stop the throbbing between my legsyou stand up, walk around the table, stop in front of mei smell your essence, it intoxicates memy eyes roll back in my headi hear myself moanyou pull me up, pull me close, kiss my cheekyour hand caresses down my backyour kisses lead to my mouthsoft, deep. long, passionatei hear myself moani feel your hand cup my breastchills run through mei feel your erection pressing against my bushyou hands caressing up and down my backa gentle squeeze...i start to flowmy head spinning, can't catch my breathlying on the bed, my legs spreadwaiting...waiting for entranceyour mu
Anticipation Of Penetration
everytime i see you my river rages everytime i see you my clit swells   thinking of you makes me eager   eager to touch you   eager to kiss you   eager to feel you anticupation of penetration   dwell deep into my cavern feel the moisture of my walls feel the heat of my core touch my river banks with your branch anricipation of penetration   your lips....soft your caress...tender your necture...sweet you give me what all others failed to give i did not communicate to you what was needed what was desired you sensed what was desired from you what was needed anticipation of penetration   have i found what my body has been craving? what my body desperately desires? are you real or will you turn into another..."beautiful nightmare"? anticipation of penetration   i find myself thinking of you constantly the thought of you makes me smile the thought of you makes me shiver the thought of you makes me....flow anticipation of penetration   your essence your ki
If I missed bombing  a few friends I am sorry   refer to Pies mumm about it to get an idea of how badly I sucked at it   sighs   did I level?
How To Locate Wholesale Sources For Cell Phones And Become A Cell Phone Dealer
It is never an easy task to find wholesale distributors for Cell Phones. Read more to learn about how to locate wholesale sources for mobile phones and become a cell phone dealer. How to locate wholesale sources for mobile phones Firstly,you can buy from wholesale distributors for cell phones. There are two basic ways to becoming a cellular phone dealer. The first is to sign up with a legitimate cellular carrier to work as a dealer of their products. Such as,Sprint and AT&T Wireless provide some help to anyone considering opening a storefront or a kiosk. The company will help you open the shop in order that the feel and look of the shop follows the company standard. But almost all Qwerty Keyboard Cell Phone producers require that dealers must have a physical shop, so selling exclusively online isn't usually an option for opening a Wholesale Slide Phone business of this kind. Of course,many people want to become a cell phone dealer and they would rather r
Tired Of The Bullshit
for over 3 years now i've seen how this sites gone to the whores. ooh bling me for crotch shots, fan me for boobie pics, where the fuck is your self respect? your all nothing more then cyber sluts! i hope you ALL get maniplulated into something that your sexual ploys can't get you out of! idgaf if u all block me, shit bitches i hope you all fucking do because i am SICK to DEATH of all of it!   i've NEVER once put anything out there that wasnt *family friendly* despite knowing this was nothing more then a glorified porn site!     consider this my final farewell, because im not sure if im gonna ever want to return, so called friends are only in it for htemselves, and that shit i dont need ot want in my piss the fuck off!
Ghosts On The Boulevard ( A Brief Story )
Clouds loom like the final curtain of a long running opera, as a mist form on the boulevard that just hours ago seemed so alive with possibility, hope and anticpation. The packs of hungry wolves have retreated to after hours spots and hang outs all over the city to lay the final claim on their intoxicated prey from the seemingly endlesss hunt in various bars and clubs they see as their hunting grounds. Suddenly, it begins, a faint echoing through the many historic buildings that seem like mausoleums in memory of broken dreams. With stars lining the sidewalks like headstones, the sound becomes a melody that hums the testimony of pain and tragedy, of loss and suffering. A sillhouette appears, a woman stops and asks for a light to a cigarette thats loosly packed and bent from being in her hip pocket as she walks the desolet and damp streets, she cups the flame revealing an old tattoo that reads "Louis" in a dingey gun metal bluish ink, an old flame perhaps? She takes the first hit and giv
wastrel\WAY-struhl\noun; 1.A person who wastes, especially one who squanders money; a spendthrift. 2.An idler; a loafer; a good-for-nothing.
I invented the cordless extension cord.  -  Steven Wright
A Poem
Everyday is a struggle, every minutes a curseWatching my world collapse, shit can't get any worse.I've gone from the bottom to the top,Only to fall to an abrupt stop.This lesson's been the straw to break the camel's backThere isn't an ounce of fight left to get back on trackSome say I'm giving up, I say I've had enoughLook down your nose is disgustDo as you feel, but for me I believe this is a must.How can I fight for anything when there's nothing left to fight for?How can I move forward when all gears are stripped? How do you climb out of a bottomless pit?Everyday is a curse, every minute's struggleSince the day I was born, my pops would tell you I'm trouble.I try to steer clear of everything that causes painI try to move forward but feel it's all in vainWhat's left to achieve when true happiness falls into the abyss?Where is there to go when the streets is the only place you've called home?I've made my attempts to pursue my dreamsI just hope my children understand that life ain't alw
Southern Nights Yankees On Cam
Odd One
Odd one your never alone I'm here and I will reflect you both of us basically unattatched to anything or any one unless we're pretending You live your life in your head Some call it imagination I'd rather focus instead On anything except what I'm feeling, what I'm feeling Aye, it's gonna be ok Aye, we're gonna laugh at this one day Odd one, I wish I was you You're never concerned with acceptance We are all desperately seeking out and fitting out with anyone who will accept us Aye, it's gonna be ok. Aye, we'll both laugh at this one day Hey, it's gonna be ok. Hey, gonna laugh at this one day Aye, it's gonna be ok. Aye, we'll both laugh at this one day Don't let someone tell you you're no one Don't let someone tell you you're no one
If I offered you You my hand,Would you see where it leads.It would tell you truths,From me you haven't believed. I offer you my left hand,It leads straight to my heart.From there its linked to my mind,The three are never apart. Between these three,For you my magic would appear.They would give you the gift,They want from you so dear. With you in my heart and mind,They would tell my hand what to do.And forever my left hand,Would only write words of love for you.
Blue Raspberry Flow
Sickest highly livid. Undoubtly wittingly. Crazy sporadic thinking various thoughts. Mind deranged change & range wussup not a dayum thing. I can care like i don't give a fucks. Fuck you & fuck yo bitch. I shove you down in your eye. Like glitch which do you think. No less in seems shooting off missle beams. It ain't no dream. There ain't no team. I'm highly created off what's society that ain't me. What's it be seriously. I'm not what's round how i get i down. So take your shit out of here you pervertious clown. I mound fhat white booty ass i pound. Ground drill. I'm off to kill. I off chop dead heads. I rids like open pop top lids fibs. I'll stab you in ya fucking rib. While you trying to make it in yo crib. Gold like you can't thought it was enough to sold what it is you sold untold. Nough to have a hold on me. Groupie wannabez that can't see's. Flees away from off me bling whores. Fakers & pretenders spies that despise. I'll end them off in their own demise. Nothings wise who you t
Unique Boots For You
UGG BOOTS are fast becoming one of the fashion trends of the decade. More and more people worldwide are discovering this simple but effective Australian footwear icon.The UGGS is usually a high fitting boot, mostly coming up above the ankle, and usually much higher. Most Ugg boots are high enough to come up not far below the knee, keeping the entire lower leg warm.Traditionally Ugg boots are worn outside the trousers. And for this reason UGGS are becoming part of the fashion culture. They normally come in the regular sheepskin color, which is an off white or pale color, but dyed versions are also becoming extremely popular. It is now the norm to find Ugg boots in the stores and online which feature a wide range of colors including bright reds and greens or pinks, and all sorts of other bright colors. In the past you had little choice for your Uggs boot but they are now available in a wide range of colors and styles.
Lower Waist Appendages
How many ambulatory lower waist appendages with auditory receptors are ON this site?  A.  40%  B. Much More C Much less
Alicia Parlette Rip
Copied from Alicia Parlette, who turned her incurable cancer diagnosis at age 23 into a Chronicle series about her experience, died just before noon Thursday at the University of California, San Francisco Medical Center. She was 28. Ms. Parlette's 17-part series, "Alicia's Story," drew tens of thousands of followers, who read about her trips to the doctor's office, the therapist's couch, her relationships with family and friends, and her faith in God. Ms. Parlette had just begun her career as a copy editor for The Chronicle after graduating from the journalism department at University of Nevada, Reno, when she found out in 2005 that she had a rare form of cancer in her hip and breast called alveolar soft part sarcoma. She got the news three years after her mother died of cancer. Despite treatments of interferon and chemotherapy, the cancer later spread to her lungs. Ms. Parlette went to the emergency room on April 2 with breathing problems and debilitating pain in h
When u tell sumone u love them u love them with all ur heart and soul. when u tell sumone u want them u give them all of u, not partz of u. when u make a promies to sumone u keep it, and follow threw with it. dont say thingz becuse u think thatz what they want to hear, that jus meanz itz all a lie, no intent and fake. fakeness is a sickness and i dont need or want that n my life. so keep it real and thingz will b all good. b fake and i dont need u n my life. when i say and do thingz im real about it, im never fake about nothing!
Only You
In a world far from perfect, Its not always easy to connect, where everthing is always so complicated. I know tht your simpli the best. I dont want no body else. I only want you. Wanna keep you 4 myself. Selfish but true. I dont want anything to ever come between us. I only want you
Wifey Said I Should Confess
but i always listen to my lawyers god know they have cost me enough i am innocent of everything
Good Parenting Vs Bad Parenting
Ok so I have this friend (not on fubar) that just called me a little while ago complaining that she couldn't get a dog because even mutts cost a considerable amount of money. She wants to get this dog because her son wants a dog REALLY bad. Now here are a few facts you should know. 1. her son is mentally unbalanced and has had every unsuccessful diagnosis from bi polar, to ADD, to ADHD. He has been on just about every concievable drug to counteract the behavior unsuccessfully as well. His behavior is attrocious, to the point where even his own mother has had to call the police on him more than once. Mind you he is only 10 years old. 2. her son is ALSO a very manipulative child with sociopathic and violent tendancies. 3. she has had no job for nearly a year, living of of unemployment, and is only now seriously looking for work because her unemployment will run out before she can go back to school.   Now I suggested to her that if her son wants a dog, she should make him earn it. B
A Sweet Summers Day
The mist rose in a darken field.Wet smell of moss over takes.The wet dew all around,Sounds of frogs crocking.Slugs slimly bodies all over the wood.The mist rose in a darken field.Early morning life comes to play.As that day goes, flowers start to play.Sun’s heat shines down to us all.Fish swim in there moving streams.Birds sing songs to their very own.Deer running through the woody plain.Trees in there full green in joying the sun’s rays.Days come days go.Day soon sets into night.A new world a waits.The mist rose in a darken field.It started a day so pure.That life in all forms came to play.Joy of life having fun looking at the life around us all.A warm summers day joy of life having fun.By Richard Weatherholtz 4/22/2010
Aphorisms A Short, Pointed Sentence Expressing A Wise Or Clever Observation Or A General Truth; Adage
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 am - it could be the right number. No one ever says "It's only a game." whe
> >> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, > >> and> >> fell into a deep slumber..> >>> >> He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your> >> sleep, Bob....'> >>> >> Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live > >> for.> >> Send me back!'> >>> >> St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and> >> that is as a chicken.'> >>> >> Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his> >> home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking,> >> and pecking the ground.> >>> >> A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first> >> day here?'> >>> >> 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.> >> Like I'm gonna explode!'> >>> >> 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.> >> 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '> >>> >> 'Never,' said Bob.> >>> >> 'Well, just relax
Earth Day...what And Where In Usa
Celebrations of Earth Day are in full tilt.  Expos, music, sustainable cooking, green building demos, plantings, and clean-ups are going on all around the globe through the end of the week to celebrate our planet. If you’re interested in hanging with other treehuggers for some fun, learning, or service, visit Earth Day Network for an extensive listing of activities across the United States, along with a few international listings. Here’s a listing of a few of the many activities happening across the country: New Haven, Connecticut: Earth Day Family Camping - Pre-register for this two-day event running from April 22-April 23rd.  In addition to the usual campfire and roasted marshmallows, an optional guided hike is offered and a breakfast including eggs from Common Ground’s farm. Denver, Colorado: Earth Day at Red Rocks features the music of Oregon’s Aspen Meadow, showings from W.O.L.F. Sanctuary, a park clean-up event and displays from environmental organizatio
Sickness Lol - Read Bottom 2 Top
exoticnero...: and no you would not have to be alone XavierAcorea: u have paypal?  exoticnero...: well I would gladly watch you anytime XavierAcorea: I'm no dummy LOL exoticnero...: am if I ever did, it would not be on this site, I would make it worth while XavierAcorea: yeah exactly exoticnero...: like that would ever happen,heheh' XavierAcorea: SO u can show your goodz off in video exoticnero...: what is with the stupid webcam control crap, this site gets more bizzare
Fu Liars And Cheats File
You may wish to avoid these peopleThey promise payment, bux, returned love, bling etc for rates but DO NOT follow up on their promisePride of place so far is this idiot who not only failed to make good on his promise but blocked after my leaving 600 + ratesStud muffin fab4Next is Martini Girl@ fubar Again didnt bother paying as promised.Sadly more to come I expect ...I'll happily spend time rating for nothing, a profile rate and a Thank You is always appreciated but when more is offeredam I so wrong to expect their promise to be honoured ?.Hope this saves you from wasting time on selfish #####who in my opinion ruin the good natured friendly sitethat some would have us believe it is.
Under My Feet
So this is how it feels to suffer?And I had so much to sayBut it's over nowAnd I'm going downAlone, aloneI've no guaranteesI'll recognize my diseaseBefore my time has goneIt's all I've foundCan't get the hell off the groundOut from under my feetPromises and wishes all mean nothingWhen it's me that I'm speaking toWanting somethingWon't mean I will see it throughI don't need to see these visions to remind meThat I'm dying from the inside outWanting you hereIt still means I must do withoutI can't criticize your reasons for livingWhen I'm the one missing themWanting, dreamingThat I may find where they come fromFind where they come fromWhere they come fromI dream youAnd I want toBe near youI can't get up out from under my feetI've tried toBut can't get it throughI need toGod is all I've foundCan't get the hell off the groundOut from under my feetSo this is how it feels, you suckerAnd you've had too much to sayBut it's over nowYou're finally going downAlone, alone
Self Inflict
  Regression affliction damaging myself againReflection impervious desolate withinFoundations shiftingSelf inflict Regression remission challenging my own claimObsessive resentment no one else to blamePretty soon will driftSelf inflict Nameless scapegoats suffer for my failureFaceless victim wearing mask of blameUseless effort to escape my humanityWorthless struggle to avoid my self inflictRegression affliction damaging myself againReflection impervious desolate withinInternal quickSelf inflict
Can We Do That Again That thing where you crash into me that thing where our fears and hopes seem to fade where our thoughts become one and it seems as though feelings begin to flurry in the wind Can We leap in not head first but one step at a time Have Me swooning in your sense and warm embrace seems as though people have drifted from human contact and i simply just want to try and see if your real or part of a suto manufactured world So Can We ...Can We Do That Thing Again
Sometimes I think that IDon't like to compromiseSometimes I feel that youCan be that way tooBut I don't wanna give upThe situation is clearNo I don't wanna give upThere's just too much love in hereSometimes I walk awayNot knowing what to sayYou get an attitudeTwo different points of viewJust tell me how youJust tell me how you love meJust tell that youTell me that you adore meJust tell me how youJust tell me how you love meJust tell that youTell me that you adore me'Cause I don't want you to give upThe situation is clearNo I don't want you givin' upA resolution is nearOh oh...Sometimes I question youIf what you say is trueYou know it's just becauseOf things I've been throughBut I don't want us to give upthe situation is clearNo I don't want us giving upThere's just too much love in hereOh oh...Just tell me how youJust tell me how you love meJust tell me that youTell me that you adore meJust tell me how youJust tell me how you love meJust tell me that youTell me that you adore meLike I
Does Anyone
Does anyone REALLY enjoy the presence of missionaries. religious OR political, except to argue with them?
Code words that Jew haters use to describe Jews, not necessarily in order. or complete Banking Elite Zionist Occupation Government(ZOG) Talmud Jews Cosmopolitans International Bankers Unforgiven Israel Supporters If you think of anymore, tell me. This blog, jpub is for anyone interested in Jewish topics, you don't need to be Jewish to comment on my blog.
Getting Caught Without You
I lay in bed, thinking of you. I'm on top of the covers, gliding the tips of my fingers along my smooth, slender body. Tonight I need to get off, whether you're here or not, it's going to involve you. I smile to myself as I get a wicked little idea, peeling my body off the bed, I make my way over to the window. My long, brown hair tickling my bare back and breasts as I walk. Opening up the window, I find that our neighbor is already asleep, yet the bit of exhibitionism mixed with the cool breeze wrapping around my hot body is enough to make my slit moist. Placing one knee on the window sill and using the curtain for leverage, I let my free hand roam. A soft moan escapes my lips as my middle finger targets my mound, My mind wanders back to you and how hard you get at the sight of me. Heat is now radiating from my sex and it's dripping onto my inner thigh, I figure it's time to lay back down and really get things going. I waste no time as my back touches the blanket, my fingers have fo
Laugh If U Must...
but i was thinking of my dad the other day and how much he liked yanni and while listening to some of his stuff i found this song...its a beautiful song    
A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs
(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg" (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches (Yankee) Beagle (Southern) Rabbit Dawg (Yankee) Rottweiler (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still. (Yankee) Yellow Lab (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg (Yankee) Black Lab (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg (Yankee) Greyhound (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg (Yankee) Malinois (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc. (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs (Yankee) Pekinese (Southern) Mop Dawg (Yankee) Chinese Crested (Southern) Nekkid Dawg (Yankee) Dachshund (Southern) Wienie Dawg (Yankee) Siberian Husky (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?" (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff (Southern) Danged
The Truck
how do i tell u aboult what it means to drive a truck ? how do i tell u aboult long days sleepless nights ? how do i tell u aboult the lonliness of a never ending hwy ? how do i explain to u aboult what i see, as i look out at the truck the way it sits there waiting . waiting for the next load and the touch of my hand to bring it to life how do i explain to u the way it makes me feel as i climb abored , it the starter , and it roars and shakes it self awake this is my life my world but at night when i hit the bunk , the memmories of my life , before the truck come flashing back to haunt me in my sleep and i hear the names and words that people with no understanding call me , and all this saddens my mind and my heart but then the soul of the truck reaches out to wrape me in its warmth and comfort , and even in my sleep i begin to smile i start to relize that the Lord above saw fit to match my soul with that of the truck and  that one cant survive with out the other that the t
Happy Birthday, George
we 1st met in the 7th gradeyou sat behind me, pulled my braidi thought that you were annoyingwe ended with a journey of exploringwe wed 2 weeks after i graduated high schooleveryone said we were being such foolsbut we packed what we had in a truckand set off for a new life filled with luckwe moved out to the west coastyou got a great job, you deserved to boastwe met new people & made new friendssome of them even stayed by us til the endwe made a family of fiveback then it was a nice lifewe eventually went our own waysbut we remained friends on most daysyou were there for me, i was there for youeverything happened so fast, not a cluenow we all miss you every daybut we'll move on, we'll find our waysoon will be what would have been your 52 birthdayand with our fourth grandchild on the waypossibly even being born on that dayi know in my heart, you are always there in every way well, she came two days before such a blessing, who could ask for more another addition to the Benson line ou
Seems Like Years Ago
i was painting feverishly! like it was a drug that i needed or i'd get dope sick. my entire body was connected to these lunatic creations...smoking cigarettes with gallons of coffee it seems, to the end of the night til day...just to get another "infection" made. no thoughts of love or life or hate or money...just paint fatboy paint! and i did..with whatever has moved me...solidly drawing,painting,sculpting,gluing,magnetizing,CREATING! now i sit here almost still day to day because i dont have that drive anymore...not that its going to kill me but like that drug i want to "calm" me down, i flip out. i write and write and write til notebooks are bent in half but thats not what i want. i stare at my full cans of krylon wondering who theyre for sometimes now. like it was years ago that i used them...but it wasnt. maybe a year...but before that i was hooked on it...i wouldnt stop for anything. not food, not phone calls, not ex-girlfriends or friends. it was the virus that cursed
Gonna Kick Myself For This
Since I haven't done a lot of fuwhoring, I was wondering if anyone knows when the best and/or worst day(s) to run autos That's all...for now
This cut transforms into pleasure and freedom.... A pain that floats away......A cut that crys out for an open hand......Falling on purpose just to feel that ectascy...oh sweet cut.......Burns with the passion of love......old loves.....old fucks...It bleeds the truth......I feel no more...I feel no pain....This cut is what speaks the truth! This Ectascy.....This Passion.....THIS CUT!
New Hotness Like Feature
Okay in the past 3 days I've been utilizing the new 'like' feature on the newest profile option 'new hotness'. Every person on my friends list that I have 'liked' has asked me how to do this. I've decided to make an instructional blog on how to do this. :) (Hopefully the damn pic shows up in the body of this blog; if not, look in the comments.) The 'like' feature can only be used on online members and new members. The tabs for top chicks and top dudes will not allow you to use this feature. Now, underneath all of those thumbnails of pics, there is the word 'refresh'. If there is no one you want to 'like' on that page, just click refresh and you will be given new pics. I hope this is helpful. :)
America's Next Top Model   Please Come Vote For My Girl!! Pass It On!! Thank You!!
The Magic Of Love
Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!
Meet Cooksfire - He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I received the following friend request from him.  Seriously, did this guy even read what he wrote? *shakes head laughing* God, people like him are just pathetic. As if someone like me would fall for this crap. Anyhoo, if you're bored, feel free to stop by and leave him wuv. :)
19/30 - Achilles' Heel, A Haiku
  Achilles' Heel, a Haiku Enraptured by your potent aphrodisiac. My Achilles' heel.  
"Walk a little slower please,"Said a child so small."I'm following in your footstepsAnd I don't want to fall.Sometimes your steps are very fast,Sometimes they're hard to see.So walk a little slower please,For you are leading me.Someday when I'm all grown up,You're what I want to be.Then I will have a little child,Who will want to follow me.And I would want to lead just right,And know that I was true.So walk a little slower please,For I must follow you."This one was on one of my daughter's projects they did in her daycare classroom. I thought it was pretty so I figured I'd share it with everyone. :)
Or At Least My Side Of The Story.
home truths part 1:- the affair she had with bo$$ and claimed he never contributed financially to the house budget. the truth, he spent $6000 the time they were together as verified by her daughter. the 'love of her life' was a raging drunk and blew his brains out because he had mental issues. verified by her daughter. raised her kids alone, after the traumatic event above, her eldest daughter raised the youngest boy, as verified by both her daughters. she never gets any help with her kids etc... her mother helped as much as she was able as verified by, well you get the drift by now. she accused me of child abuse, then it was toned down to bullying after i told her mother and her mother no doubt had a go about it. she asked me to discipline the child in question and that is what i did, i was firm but very fair and never laid a hand on him or belittled him about his obesity as she has claimed to me. (i am a chubster myself) her fucking house sti
fucking mono is going to kill me.. my fucking organs are going to die 'cause I can't sleep. FUUUUCKKKKK.
How To Give Yourself A Shoulder And Neck Massage - 7 Easy Self Massage Techniques To Ease Stiff
Have you ever suffered from neck pain or experienced stiff and tight shoulders? If so you can gain instant relief by having a massage. Massage can alleviate general aches and pains, especially a gentle relaxing massage at the end of a hectic day. If you are not able to have some one give you a massage, then the next best thing is a self massage. Simple and easy to do, the following seven neck and shoulder massages help to ease soreness and tension from the muscles and leave you feeling relaxed, energised and stress free. 7 Easy Self Massage Techniques to Ease Stiff and Sore Shoulders 1. Sit comfortably or stand in a relaxed upright position. Gently stroke down your right shoulder with your left hand. Start at the base of your skull and gently stroke down your right shoulder to your fingertips with your left hand. Mould your hands to the shape of your body and use a firm yet gentle touch. Repeat 3 - 5 times then switch arms and stroke down the opposite arm. 2. Using small circular
Top 5 Green Tips To Save The Planet Earth
It seems that everyone is "going green" because of several environmental issues nowadays. I want to believe that you want to take action too. Luckily, it's not too late to contribute for the betterment and take a stand to stop climate change that will make our lives better. We just don't understand clearly how bad the situation is. The emission of bad gases from the vehicles causes damage to the Earth's atmosphere. We can feel and observe how bad the effects of global warming to our lives. This is something that we should be alarmed and must be resolved the soonest time possible. Now is the time to start saving the planet Earth. Below, you can find the 5 simple ways that you can do today to help reduce your environmental impact, save money, and live a happier and healthier life we've been dreaming of. Drive a "green car". The need for change in the energy industry is no longer debatable. The environmental impact of burning millions of gallons of fossil fuels lead to
The Difference Between Real Love And Just Lust
Sometimes I Get Frustrated...
I’m making rice noodles for dinner and talking this dude I totally wanted to bang when I was in jr. high (during which time I think he might have been a senior in high school) on AIM.  Lately I have been feeling totally swamped with work to do but still not getting jack done.  So I’m just stressed out and why...(Read the rest of this blog entry and comment to share your opinions and ideas at:http://www.artschoolslut.comThat's my REAL blog.  Go there now!)xoxoxoJessa Lux
Off To End Ya
Check it i'm about to wreck it. Shit i dead you couldn't get in a fad. Think you bad like yo shit stink. You can't get along in ranks. Leave ya with no thanks. You ain't shit. Better off then leaving heads dead in fish tanks. Fuck a five start bitch thats thick. I got a thick booty queen. Thats amazing better then the rest of you hoes. That don't knows. Here i am again spitting with that sick wicked shit. Thats so fucking dark & added with trippy. You off at the mouth thats lippy. Call ya skippy. I'm freshed off more then edible livable. Thats fed up like you still a kid & you wet your bed up. Life is so dead up. Can't get yourself up. You just like one of them lames. Such a shame i'm deadly with shit i rip. You trip can't learn to get a grip. Thats a shift to change. Mind is fuck not only that & deranged. Leave ya hanged. Insane with crazious thoughts. No lessons taughts. Look at how wickedestic styles i variate bought from much such. With shit you can't touch. I fuck up in yo brain.
Fubar Personality Test... In A Hand Bag...
so i have been staff in one lounge, and everything goes good for a while... and then goes to drama and i leave... i go and open a lounge as a co-owner in titties and beer dance lounge... this is what i have gained in knowledge... we all FAIL.... right or wrong.... do you own a lounge?  do you treat your staff better then you do your members (like believe staff before member that had a problem?  how about hypothethical.. you leave a lounge because of someone? have you ever thought... maybe that person (lounge member) was telling the truth.. NOW, how would you feel if you were the lounge member telling the same story to your upper? if you left a lounge because of someone and they joined your lounge you were co-owner to how would you treat them? still off to the side? or would you be nice cause now you have the upper hand? how would you feel to be that person that you dont like? weather its in person or in life... what if that person you dont like could save your life..??? blood trans
Gone Baby, Gone
My God it hurts tonight. It's merciless and poudning and I lay in bed with the covers over my head and it can always get through. I am white hot with shame. Led to be fooled again. Wool pulled over my eyes, head in the clouds, visions of happy family in my head. Dancing on my toes for weeks. Weeks. Months. Feeling so sure. What a fucking fool I am. What a fool to assume that any words spoken by that mouth would be truth. That any hopes wouldn't be dashed within days. That I could trust. These dark circles just won't seem to go away and I'm so frustrated I am close to exploding. Or at least that's what it feels like. Stupid girl is like a mantra. I shake my head, shake it, try to let loose to words so they stop repeating. Please stop, I'm pleading. This hurts worse than I thought it would. This graceful handling of lies and deceit is crumbling around me. I was doing so well but tonight I am falling to pieces.
What Actually Is Cisco Networking Certification?
Cisco Systems, Inc. is introducing new networking devices, other data management and storage solutions so it’s very important for a networking professional to update himself to cope with the changes.  Technically competent employees are always ready to get hold of any such opportunity that improves their knowledge and polishes their skills. Cisco systems has introduced a line of five certifications about their products named Entry, Associate, Professional, Expert, and lately Architect covering seven networking paths including Routing & Switching, Storage Networking, Network Security, Design, Service Provider, , Voice, and Wireless certifications.Cisco Associate certification is considered a degree that covers the general technological areas of the networking. In easy terms it’s just like an associate degree in arts. Expert level Cisco certification is just like obtaining a partial degree in science while Expert level Cisco citification covers the broader and specialized are
Chili Contest
I could not stop laughing. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: ************************** *************************** CHILI
Make A Difference
I have been struggling the past for months and felt as things were hopeless. Tonight I watched something which I believe was the answer to my prayers. I watched Idol Gives Back and I was touched to see so many people wanting to make a difference. What touched me even more were the stories that were told of how little people have and millions dying each year from hunger or illness, yet these people are happy and thankful for life and the little they do have. The story that stood out the most was about a 7 year old girl who Annie Lennox visited with. This little girl was born with Aids cause her mother didn't have the right medicine needed to protect the baby while she was pregnant. Not long after the baby was born the mother died. At 7 years old this little girl was nothing but skin and bones and weighed as much as a 1 year old baby. The doctors and nurses said there was little hope for her. Annie Lennox went back to visit the girl after a few months and found a miracle.
What Exactly Is
What exactly is an Open Relationship?  And I have seen many It's Complicated as a marital status, what is that?
Pls Make Me Your Friend
if you want to be my friend pls add me here heres my addy tifannypeaks at yeah who dot kom
Well I have been doing a lot of soil searching lately. Life is far to short to hate anybody. So I forgive you my father for the times you were unfaithful to mom and how your mistress and her children were more important to you then my sister and I were! This is so very hard for me to say, all I have ever done was to try to make you proud of me! And it seems all I ever did was fail you, that is how I feel. So many things and times I felt worthless, and humiliated when my friends would see you with your mistress and came to me and asked who that lady they saw you with was! And I also forgive the mother in law that prays daily for my death cause my wife died of lung cancer and it was my fault!! And to all of the sisters in law for taking advantage of me when I was feel at my darkest times of my life. Asking for money in loans and never paying them back! All is forgive. But don't expect me to be there for wedding and birthday and holidays cause it hurts to much to be reminds of
Plz Rate 1-10 Or Them 11's Plz
i walked awayalone on a rainy dayshe was still on my mindnostop all the timebut as i thought about it throught the daythe love her ran awayu were to worryed about other guysto busy cryign about other lyesim tired of hearing ur cryu had ur chance and u let it past ur eyesandas i look bak now and thenim glad i was always only a friend thre was a girl mean and coldbut every where she went romance roseshe was like potsmokeso addictingbut a bad infectionlike a bad conectiona bad datea bad mistakea bad fatebut i just couldnt get enoughsome might just say i was in lovebut i like to say it was lustso i saw her crying near the pondi found it rely oddsince usally the guys were cryingnow it was like she was dyingshe looked at me and asked for helpi tyed to stop myselfbut i was to influenced with her smellit was like from heaven i fellin a spilt second everythign turned grayand she began to walk awayi watched her leaveinfront of me i walked awayalone on a rainy dayshe was still on my mindnostop
First Update In Forever.. Kinda Grouchy Lol
So hi people.. remember me? Haven't been here in a while.. let me do a quick rundown of whats been going on... 1) been working a shit ton... which is good for me.. i like working.. keeps me sane 2) been a medical mess.. but don't have cancer! I did have a severe infection that has caused me a lot of trouble... still not QUITE clear up... got more tests in a week to see what the next round of stuff to do to me is... (yay for getting ink shoved in my bladder.... -.-) 3) because of medical stuff... i have failed a class that i was doing great in... i can't get caught up.. hopefully he will agree to drop me rather than fail me... i emailed him today begging him... 4) other class is going great though... right now i have an A i think..... 5) Husband still has his whore girlfriend... not that I am bitter or anything.. i just can't stand her... i know where she is been... shes a fucking slut.. 6) i am still not getting laid... but i am ok with that at the moment... 7) got a new t
Car Accident On 4-21-10
I got into another car accident this evening.  It exterbated the pain of my orignal injury from my previous car accident last feburary.  I was in the emergency room for several hours for tests, they did not find anything broken, so i got to be sent home with a neck brace.  I am too see the orthopedic surgan in the next few days and he will decide the direction i must take.  I would like to thank my close fu friends for your love and support as i freaked out on you via text.  I was super scared.   I will keep you posted
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Bad men are full of repentance.  -  Aristotle
Southern Nights Yankees On Cam And Hunters On Cam
Ensign: I Lift My Lamp Beside The Golden Door
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye.  Isaiah 18:3   AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS                                                    21 April 2010    “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” I doubt the words of “The New Colossus” (the poem inscribed at the base of the Statue of Liberty) greeted Ruth upon her arrival with Naomi from Moab to Judah, but such a sentiment had to occur to her.  She had the faith that the God Naomi claimed as a citizen of Israel – even in the days of the judges, when no king ruled and unified the land, this was important – would not only look out for her but also for herself.  And the end of the book proves Ruth right beyond her wildest expectations!   Ruth not only had the faith, she also had TO HAVE the faith that God would provide wherever she would go.  Oth
It's Mickey Mouse 102
Last night [Tuesday; I'm referring to events from Monday night and Tuesday morning -- David] after work we got to meet … ok, here the relationships get a little complicated. If Martha’s sister Margaret had married Scott who is Patrick’s dad, she would be Tyler’s stepmother and last night we would have been meeting her step-grandchildren Charlie and Jaslyn. (I’m sure I’ve spelled it wrong, I’m going by how it sounded.) But as Margaret and Scott shared a house for a few years and their kids were part of a blended family – at least Patrick and Breanna were; Josceline wasn’t born yet – the children have kept in touch and are all in this area to do that. Last night we got to meet Tyler, Ashley, and their kids at our biweekly gathering at Margaret’s house after work. Jaslyn is five months old and amazed Martha and me by how light she is. Sarah and Jeffrey were at one point, but we don’t remember it! Jaslyn grabbed m
Drummer Dies On Stage
If you like performing art the ultimate was performed by the dance-punk band You Say Party! We Say Die! While playing at the Vancouver Rickshaw Theatre drummer Devon Clifford had a massive brain hemorrhage and died on stage. For more BlastFM is a never ending splash of music sound just for you.
Slide Or Flip? Perfect Your Mobile Phone
Can people even imagine getting by if you have not Cell Phones? Wifi Cell Phone once was a futuristic luxury,but it is now an ordinary necessity. The phone's capacities are becoming more sophisticated and choices are abundant. Prices are also highly competitive because of the availability of Wholesale Flip Phone. Before you want to purchase a mobile phone,the Wholesale Slide Phone purchaser needs to make many decisions. Of course,function will be the main question, but the type matters, too. One question will be how the mobile phone opens: slide, bar, touch screen, or flip? The flip phone opens using a hinge: uncovering the keypad and screen, the top snaps open. Imagine a clam shell. Lots of consumers prefer this model because with the buttons protected, they are not likely to unintentionally hit the keypad similar to Qwerty Keyboard Cell phone and make those embarrassing calls. The top also protects the display from damage. Some consumers who have alwa
Just A Few Things About Me.......
im simple, yet complex im moody i have a favorite pillow and blankie i love flowers fall is my fav season dusk is my fav time of the day i hate mornings i hate doors cracked, shut or open i dont ever use the first stall in a public restroom i love sleeping with my fan blowing on my back i dont like praying mantis' survivor is about the only show i watch on tv trees, water, dirt, air...i need i've raised my 3 kids alone for the last 14 yrs being a mom is the only thing im really proud of i screw up a lot im impulsive
By way of an update from my previous blog;   I've known I would be making this drive for several days now and today I drove down to see Pete.  Not Pete the fireman but Pueblo Pete.   Pueblo Pete was expecting me and invited me inside.  Just inside the front door, are you sitting down?  Just inside the door was Dream Dachsund.  Not "A" dachsund.  Not "another similar" wiener dog but the same motherfucking shape shifting wiener dog from the other night.  I greeted him as a friend. Didn't even bat an eyelash when a Buddhist monk walked in and sat on the couch across from me in full on gold flowing robes.  It's been quite a day. Previous blog. Wiener Goats. So someone's left their wiener dog in my bedroom and more specifically it seems, my closet. And I'm pissed. Pissed so bad in fact i consider beating the dog cause I don't know how long it's been in my bedroom but I'm positive it's been so long he had to have dropped a dooky somewhere. I never did find said dooky and like
Thank U All Those That Got Me Gifts On Here
Thank u to all those that got me gifts on here an im not always on here anymore since i have a life on here and busy with school... i come on here once while... to look on here then i sign off..
Tears Of Joy
If there's one thing that I can say that I am grateful for is that those who have stuck by me have faith and believe in me. That's something that means a lot
My Bitches
"My Bitches" Uh,Uh,Uh,Uh,Uh My bitches my bitches that'll change the locksMy bitches my bitches that'll cut up your clothesMy bitches my bitches that'll steal your stashMy bitches are bold my bitches are coldMy bitches my bitches that'll smuggle your drugsMy bitches my bitches that'll hold you downMy bitches even when you out of townMy bitches is smooth my bitches is realMy bitches my bitches that take care of they kidsMy bitches my bitches that you don't respectMy bitches my bitches that you always neglectYall niggas ain't real yall niggas ain't shitMy bitches my bitches let his ass go to jailMy bitches my bitches don't post none of his bailMy bitches my bitches teach him how that shit feelDon't except his calls don't send him no mailMy bitches my bitches that'll fuck out your brainMy bitches my bitches that'll take the painMy bitches my bitches that'll play the gameYa'll niggas is weak ya'll niggas is lameMy bitches my bitches that'll stay in schoolMy bitches my bitches that can ke
Red Pandas Are Just About The Cutest Thing Ever.
Red pandas are just about the cutest thing ever. These guys are native to the forests in the Himalayas, and there are only 10,000 to 20,000 of them worldwide. In the past they had been misclassified as being in the same families as raccoons and bears, but have recently been reclassified in a family all their own; they are considered “living fossils”, which means they’re more closely related to animals found in fossils than any living species. The people native to the red panda’s region call them “Wha” after the sound they make. They are slightly bigger than a house cat and eat a diet of mostly bamboo shoots and leaves. They spend most of the day time napping in the tree tops, and are most active at dusk and dawn.     Happy Earth Day People... Let's not fuck up the world for the rest of it's inhabitance as well please.
American Heroes.....
Dear beloved soldiers from every branch, the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force and National Guard, to every man and woman that donate/donated their most valuable and honorable time to keep America safe and free. Including all the veterans that combat in every war to preserve and protect the past, the present and future generations.... How can we really begin to THANK YOU for all that you do?? I salute all of you for your sacrifices that you endure to keep the freedom that every human being has a right to enjoy. It takes great courage to give up your family and friends to volunteer your service in the name of freedom. Thank you for making America the greatest superpower in the world, second to none. For freedom cannot be bought it must be fought for and your efforts, devotion and hard work are deeply appreciated! I am truly grateful to know that we have such a brave military. I realize each and every one of you do your very best to protect us and our country, I respect the sacrifices y
Lets Talk
Hello Fubar World, I wanted to touch base and say hi.I don't get to talk to all of you like I would like too.I woke up this morning with notes of people thinking I ignored them.I keep my computer on most of the time and well sometimes my shoutbox goes so fast I lose conversations.Just pop back up and go hey just in case you lost me here I am,hehe I am truly enjoying my time here,I have met awesome folks.Thank you so much for your kindness. If I don't get a chance to thank you like I should then please know that I do. If there is anything I have done on here that you have not approved of please let me know,in other words lets talk. If it is good let me know and even if it is bad let me know.Post it here,but if you email me please write a quotation in it.There are so many sent that I hate to say this that alot of times I hit mark all as read because they all look like drinks.Are you screaming at me yet. My main reason for writing this is trying to stay in touch with all and say tha
Never Leting Go
To no end dose it matter what anyone eles thinks. It is all about what you feel in your heart for that person and that nothing should keep you away from him or her. The one that holds your heart helps you along to be a better man or women. Because no body is perfect we all have good and bad traits in us all but finding the will to do the right things in life to make us all happen and never leting anyone take that away from us no matter who they are.
The Colors Of The World
Black sky over head stars in there twilight upon our earth darkness all around.Waiting for the sun to shine it day while we sleep away. A moon dime light shines gives us a raw of hope for when we wake.Black as we look in that place were light shall not be.Under the bed were we hide our hopes and dreams, hoping no one will ever seeOur protectors, dust bunnies guarding all we treasure.Our dreams we make as we slumber the night away.Purple sky as the sun rises into its new day, trying to wake this world and the rainbow of life to be.Coming alive, all the animals with songs of life, flowers slowly start there bloom.Tulips standing in the green mist of the morning dew were there purple comes true to bloom.Showing the colors rainbow of life with all love, hope, majest smile to one’s own lips.Purple sky as the sun rises and warms a day animals start to play.Flowers purple lushes sent over powering to all around.Birds sing, rosters crowing sun rising warming our day.Pink a sweet genital
Having Fun And Not Sure How To Approach This
I have been thinking, alot of my friends on here have my MSN.  I dont mind giveing it out.  Inmy books its a grea way to communicate.   Faster to. So anyone that is willing to share or wanting to.  GIve me a shout to my inbox and we will go from there.   And those that dont.  No worries I totally understand.
I am starting today a blog called jpub in my new folder of blogs.  J stands for Jewish and pub for  public. It will be about all topice of Jewish culture and religion. Is that a good idea?  Or is it too proselytizing?  A. Not abad idea B. Don't missionize me, man!
18/30 - Bedside Manners
Bedside Manners Enter via conveyor belts disguised as stretchers. Hmmm, stretchers. No relation to the rack, I hope.   Another slab of meat looking to avoid the freezer. Convinced zombie-like qualities are prerequisites to work at this noxious factory.   Antiseptic fumes attempt to mask the actual lack of hygiene. Same as spraying perfume when you are out of Lysol.   Various contraptions are your constant companions that are often more animated than some of the walking corpses passing for nurses, attendants and doctors.   Their affinity for humanity flat lined long ago. Your attempts to reclaim your rightful place in the human race are just pitiful pleas having all the resonance of those blasted machines, not needing recalls half as much as the staff does.   Fall not into distress for those exceptions will remind you why you want your heart to continue its rhythmic dance.   They will touch you with warmth, compassion and dedication. The perception
17/30 - Crossing Thresholds, A Haiku
  Crossing Thresholds Written expressly for my little brother, Nicholas   Hard knock on the door. Point of no return has come. Welcome to manhood.
16/30 - Come Back To Me
  Come Back To Me I have spoken to you for ages, held you for eons, and kissed you for centuries, all in the span of a few seconds, minutes, hours each day. Each day my amnesia resets as loneliness clouds the memory of you.   Not for long as you traverse space and time to visit the playground of my dreams, knowing it is there I leave the gate unlocked and ajar.   My spirit awaits without question on the swing for you to push me, on the slide for you to catch me, and on the see-saw for you to bring me the rise and fall that matches my breath at the sight of your smile.   I then awake with love's battery recharged so that during my sleeping hours of consciousness I may take the wheel, driving home to your doubts that I am here; ever listening for your voice and whispering in your ear that we need not ever despair during our physical separation.   So hold fast my love to what cannot be measured or seen as we repeat our blessed litany of "Come back to me".
The Man
man who goes to bed with ichy hinie he wakes up with stink finger
15/30 - Macabre Embrace, A Haiku
  Macabre Embrace, a Haiku Its serpent's vice grip won't let you breathe air of hope. Helplessness hisses.
14/30 - Nature's Refugees, A Haiku
  Nature's Refugees, a Haiku Nature creating refugees who cannot flee as we do headlines.
13/30 - Until Then
  Until Then   Questions fall like endless sand through a bottomless hourglass, for time can never limit nor diminish this curiosity, always at the ready.   Dogged determination has these legs forge over dunes without end, for knowledge is not a mirage and this thirst is unquenchable. It is always leading toward an oasis of truth.   Along the way faith is drawn from the flowers of cacti for needles may prick but will never puncture the spirit not willing to be dominated by negativity's quicksand.   These bare feet scorched by the sweltering heat of the superficial, now callused by the protection of undying hope, march toward the very foundation of the pyramid of enlightenment where thousands of silicon mirrors reflect the essence of unlimited courage and so this journey will continue, until then.
Why are blocks so important?  Wouldn't legos and lincoln logs do the same job?
Uk Gospel Music Talent Competition
Singing talent competition
What Do You Do With Negative Friends
What do you do with negative friends on fubar?  Wait and maybe they will change.  Do something stupid and let them delete you? Delete them right away, don't have time for that bovine manure?
Fubars Sexy Kittens
Hey everyone, we are looking for fubar's sexiest!! Check out Fubars sexy kittens, the owner's page has all the info, They also have a website at www.fubarssexykittens,weebly,com (minus the commas and use periods). Any one interested in joining msg me or shelly.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four youngMothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother, Mary, he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You'veEven named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second mom, Ann and said, "Your obsession is with money.Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."He then turned to the third mom, Joyce and said. "Your obsession isAlcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy , quietly got up, took her littleBoy by the hand and whispered, "come on, Dick, we're leaving."
College Life
dude terahs really about to make me mad. what im cool enough to hang out wit and be her bff when theres nothing better to do, but now she wants to leave me high and dry? i dont think so chicka! ur not going to treat me like that nd get away with it. stay in joplin for all i care. you and your child of a bf. hes so immature, just like you. i really dont give two fucks, two can play at this game. we'll see who caves first. we'll see who apologizes and who dosnt care. i'll come out on top, just like i always do. you always loose to me and you hate it. well, its on now. i'll show you whayts its really like to be on my bad side! bitch!
So Another Day In Toronto
I was supposed to be going home last Tuesday but as we all know the big ash in the sky has determined that I stay here in Canada. Who knows what will become of me? I am joking...I have met so many nice people like Marilla Wex, Jo-anna Downey, Ron Vaudry, Kerry, Ryan and all the team at YukYuk's that I don't feel isolated or lonely. I have to say as well, the standard of comedy in Canada is as good as I expected, they are awesome.   On Wednesday, I went for a wander round town, a short meeting with the YukYuk's team and then heading for dinner at Jo-anna's place. I have decided that if I get stuck here for a while, I am going to do more gigs and just enjoy my time, when do I EVER get to go 'off calendar' and just drift? Never is the answer to that question, somehow the situation makes me feel footloose and free!   I do know that there are problems all over the planet with food wasting, flowers dying and industry being crippled, so I do feel bad for those folk. The sun is shining i
Planet Asshole
Have you ever felt that some of the people that comment on your mumms or blogs are recent arrivals from the planet Asshole? Or maybe they have been here a long time, and perfected their art?
Bothers You I Spend Money On Fubar?!?
I've seen alot of folks call us folks who spend money here names, and I just had to say something. If it wasn't for paying members, this site would be ALOT worse. And if you want to use the excuse "well, you should put that money to better use". Ummmmm.... Is my house paid up? CHECK! Is my cars paid for? CHECK! Is my bills paid for? CHECK! Food and beer in fridge? CHECK! Hell, are my charities still being paid? CHECK! So if I want to spend a few bucks on a web-site having fun, what business of yours is it?!? I'm not saying paying members are better, but I don't see where we are WORSE either... Idiots.
Bombshell Milf
  Dam this is one smoking lady... click image to more lots more pics :)
Sex. Drogen. Und...
some industrial for your listening pleasure.  
The Climb - Miley Cyrus
I can almost see it, that dream I'm dreaming.But, there's that voice inside my head saying.You'll never reach it.Every step I'm taking.Every move I make.Feels lost with no direction.My faith is shaken.But I, I gotta keep trying.I gotta keep my head held high.There's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.The struggles I'm facing, the chances I'm taking.Sometimes might knock me down.But, no I'm not breaking.I may not know it but these are the moments.That I'm gonna remember most.Just gotta keep going.And I, I gotta be strong.Just keep pushing on. Cause, there's always gonna be another mountain.I'm always gonna wanna make it move.Always gonna be an uphill battle.Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.Ain't about how fast I get there.Ain't about what's waiting on the other side.It's the climb.There's always
Still Lookin
still looking for work... sort of   still waiting for the unemployment money. the system is failing me   im doing alright for now... if it werent for favors ive granted in the past, id be screwed. you know how they say, as long as i owe you, youll never be broke? lol yep[   and im sitting here at mcd's on the wifi..i should have brought my plug for the laptop, but i forgot it...i only has half hour of battery left...gotta go soon. so i may be on a few mornings here and there while i send out my resume online during my job search... and i check in with my phone off my sons schools wifi so if you have me on facebook you can send me msgs there or on my email... so send me some love there and ill get it..    so wish me luck and ill be around soon. im probably gonna be on in the next few days... but i kinda miss you guys... much love...l8tr
When I Look At You - Miley Cyrus
Everybody needs inspriation.Everybody needs a soul.A beautiful melody.When the nights are long.Cause there is no guarantee.That this life is easy.Yeah, when my world is falling apart.When there's no light to break up the dark.That's when I, I look at you.When the waves are flooding the shore.And I can't find my way home anymore.That's when I, I look at you.When I look at you.I see forgiveness, I see the truth.You love me for who I am.Like the stars or the moon.Right there where they belong.And I know I'm not alone.Yeah, when my world is falling apart.When there's no light to break up the dark.That's when I, I look at you.When the waves are flooding the shore.And I can't find my way home anymore.That's when I, I look at you.You appear just like a dream to me.Just like kelidescope colors.That further me, all I need.Every breath that I breathe.Don't you know you're beautiful. When the waves are flooding the shore.When I can't find my way home anymore.That's when I, I look at you.I look a
Yesterday - Leona Lewis
I just can't belive you're gone.Still waiting for morning to come.Wanna see if the sun will rise.In a way that you're by my side.We had so much in store.Tell me what is it I'm reaching for?When we're through, we'll be memories.I'll hold yesterday in my heart, in my heart.They can take tomorrow and the plans we made.They can take the music that we never played.All the broken dreams, take everything.Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday.They can take the future that we'll never know.They can take the places that we said we would go.All the broken dreams, take everything.Just take it away, but they can never have yesterday.You always chose to stay.I should be thankful for everyday.Heaven knows what the future holds.Or atleast how the story goes.They never believed 'til now.I know I'll see you again, I'm sure.No it's not selfish to ask for more.One more night, one more day.One more smile on your face.But they can't take yesterday.They can take tomorrow and the plans we made.
Without You - Leona Lewis
There's nothing I can say to you.Nothing I could ever do.To make you see, what you mean to me.All the pain, the tears I cried.Still you never said good-bye.Now I know, how far you'd go.I know I let you down.But it's not like that now.This time I will never let you go.I will be all that you want.And getting myself together.Cause you keep me from falling apart.All my life, I'll be with you forever.To get you through the day.And making me feel okay.I thought that I had everything.I didn't know what life could bring.But now I see, honestly.You're the one thing I got by.The only one I let inside.Now I can't breathe.Cause you're here with me.And if I let you down.I'll turn it all around.Cause I'd never let you go.I will be all that you want.And getting myself together.Cause you keep me from falling apart.And all my life, I'll be with you forever.To get you through the day.And making me feel okay.Cause without you, I can't breathe.I'm not gonna ever, ever let you leave.You're all I got, you'r
Out Of The Dark
Eyes closed Nothing but darkness I feel a soft touch Trail down my cheek I toss and turn Fighting the warm feeling Not wanting to wake up I start to tingle As warm lips Press against mine The warmness spreads Like wildfire Blazing a trail To my ice cold heart It begins to thaw I begin to breathe Inhaling the unfamiliar scent Of trust and kindness Admitting defeat I open my eyes And I see before me The one I gave my heart to So long ago He smiles down at me His bright blue eyes filled with love And my lips smile back He leans down to kiss me again This time my lips meet his As I'm freed from the darkness And brought into the light
I Run To You - Lady Antebellum
I run from pain, I run from prejiduce.I run from pessimists but I run too late.I run my life or is it running me?Run from my past, I run too fast or too slow it seems.When lies become the truth.That's when I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.To a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you.We run on fumes.Your life and mine like the sands of time.Slipping right on through.And our love's the only truth.That's why I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.To a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you.Oh, I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.Into a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you, I run to you, babe.Oh, I run to you.I run to you girl, whoah.
Love Is A Pair Of Doves Or Crows....
I hope that a certin señorita knows how much I missed seeing her smile n hearing her voice. she's beauty and brains while I'm anger and a beast. I hope atleast she can find happiness with or without me. I thought I knew what true love was but I realized she truly loved me and I was to blind to see it. That's why I'm Jack and hopefully she will be my Sally.
Passion's Flames
A touch, soft and tender.A whisper, full of desireA gasp of sweet surrenderAs passion fuels the fireNo words spoken between themNo promises to be keptNo lies being told tonightNo looking back - no regretsLonging to hold each otherSuch precious little timeBoth vowed to anotherBeing lonely their only crimeTomorrow bringing sorrowA brief moment of shameWith the memory of this one nightA release from passion's flames
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.Reaching for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore.And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.For me it happens all the time.It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without.I just need you now.Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.For me it happens all the time.It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without.I just need you now.Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.And I said I wouldn't call, but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.I just need you now.Oh baby, I need
Love Card For 4/21/10
The Empress card suggests that if you are overly focused on domestic responsibilities or other people's needs, then now is a good time to consider taking the initiative and indulging your prerogative, for you could be ripe for a little romance or passion. As long as your heart is in the right place and your intentions are good, it's okay to accept and enjoy a little goddess worship."
Some Hearts - Carrie Underwood
I've never been the kind that you call lucky.Always stumbling around in circles.But I must've stumbled into something.Look at me, am I really alone with you?I wake up feeling like my life's worth living.I can't recall when I last felt that way.I guess it must be all this love you're giving.Never knew, never knew it could be like this.But I guess some hearts they just get all the right breaks.Some hearts have the stars on their side.Some hearts they just have it so easy.Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.Now whod've thought that someone like you could love me?You're the last thing my heart expected.Who'd've thought I'd ever find somebody.Someone who's someone who makes me feel like this.But I guess some hearts they just get all the right breaks.Some hearts have the stars on their side.Some hearts they just have it so easy.Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.Even hearts like mine get lucky, lucky sometimes.Even
Come Love Me Hard
Shes a Wikid Princess Come see why!!!! She has auto 11s on! And Really Needs Some Major fu-love Get your fingers ready and to rate her to death!!!! ALL LOVE IS RETURNED!!! Add/fan/bling/crush your wikid princess you will NOT be disappointed *i promise* Leave a PM so i can love you back!! WiKiD PRinCeSs IRiSh EyEs LuViN My JuGgALo 4 LyFe@ fubar > /table>
Daddys Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mummy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the back wall, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name,
Whole New World For The Xxx Show
Ok I know its been forever, but where still working on new stuff, including new funny bits, and new technology which will let you see me and Natalie live on webcam at the same time. This opens up a whole new world for the XXX show as we can play video so you can see what we see or what we are talking about, plus you ge...t to see us broadcast live, don't believe the haters that say we are done, or not coming back, we are on the way just trying to give you the best show possible.      
Chillie Bomb
chillie bomb this chillie bomb that...... with you! we know we should have known. never known and surly never understood... just our own self distress we have won. together we will finish and never diseave cause life is our diseas and thats all we know. never bleeding just releasing the disease of life and the angles. angeles protect we no such thing as perfect its just the reverse its bigger then the universe deeper then reverse its the cause of demise but really its just how we realize today tomarow next week its where we came from not where we are going that really makes the stand and on our feet we still stand hand in hand forever and a hundred times we glide through like sleeping i think we'll self explode cuase in the end theres nothing to gain but you know we'll always maintain yesterday never dies tommarow we wonder will we comprimise our past for the present contain remain save the stain save never move on never ending game of life keep it still or move on ponder c
What I Want To Do To Upurple,pink & Blackpurple,pink & Black
Two souls gazing each other’s hearts in that gentile gaze of a loving kiss.Were darkness once dwelt, love now stands.Two souls touching each other’s bodies in ways only lovers can do.Feeling ever part of there being inside each other’s bodies.Two souls emotional bless feeling the happiness of love all around.Their minds together as one.Two souls standing tall as mountains in the sky.Touring over the beauty of their perfect world, they shall make.Two souls gazing into each other’s eyes to see the joy of their perfect world.There special kiss fireworks booming all around.Two souls holding each other’s hand only as lovers do.Walking hand and hand every were they go.Two souls holding each other in their arms so true.Cuddling each other feeling the warmth of their body’s.Two souls embracing each other accepting all there wrongs.Protecting one another from a world so cruel.Two souls gazing into each other’s heart in that genital gaze of u and me.Our
. . . . To Be Fucked
It’s that time of year again.  Every Spring, it never fails, my sexuality is awakened like the return of the birds and the bees and the flowers on the trees.  My nipples seem to stay hard constantly and my pussy throbs at the slightest provocation.  I fantasize about sex, about the sights, smells, and sensations of sex at its most raw, passionate state.  I think about it, dream about it, I am reminded of past erotic exploits constantly, throughout the warm, sunny days and steamier, hot nights.  I CRAVE a man in my life with whom I can express myself, my uninhibited, unashamed, primitive, primal, sexual self.  I need a lover I can let down my guard with, express myself without fear or shame, someone who cares about me outside the bedroom and who desires me completely inside it.  I want hours and hours of hot, sweaty fucking that wakes the neighbors and leaves me drained of my every bodily fluid.  I want to make a huge wet spot on the sheets and then fuck those same sheets off the
Something That Just Came Out :d
   "An Angels Dilemma" I'm an angel you know, but I'm one of greyneither light nor dark, and I found one daya problem I had, that would not go awayI fell for an angel, an angel of lightthe shock that I felt gave me such a large frightto find myself helpless, and in this strange plightMuch to my chagrin I looked back to seeI had only one wing, what has happened to meand then the thought came, it was because of SheMy angel of light, had smitten me with loveShe blasted my heart, She sent me a doveAnd that was the reason my wing went awaynot to return til some far off dayI know you may think this a terrible thingbut I really dont mind, for She causes me to singWith a look, or a smile, a wink or a kissShe opens up vistas, all flowing with blissMy angel my heart my wonder my loveA gift sent by Godfrom high up aboveAnd my wing, you may askhow do I get alongwith only one wingand only a songWell the truth of the matteris simple you seebetween us theres twowhen Shes standing by me   K
If Ur Religious, Do Not Fuckin' Read!!!
what the fuck is this life coming to? its bad enuff that all the fuck-heads on this god foresaken planet r able to roam freely without supervision, and protection (in case they "decide" to multiply), but we have to put up with the biggest fuck-head and hypocrit of all...god. all the honest, hard working ppl trying to make it in this piece of shit exsitence r severely hindered by that prejudice, racist, selfish, hypocritic, lying piece of shit called god. he lets good ppl suffer, while letting the fucked up, corrupt, walking trash reap the benefits of hard earned work. WTF is up with that shit?! god can go take a flying fuck!!! what the fuck is he gonna do? strike me down? PLEASE! he aint gonna do shit!! hes a weak ass, shit talkin', neck runnin', take it in the ass, PUNK piece of trash. A rat, snitch, child molester is worth more, and better than, god!!! god better watch his step. its just a matter of time before someone figures out a way to take his punk ass down, or out. and it a
Another Thats Not A Poem Just Whats In My Head
I ask myself what happened to me im not the person i once was before so many questions so little answers i was the joking and messing around having fun guy but something changed so many thoughts going through my head the things i think about not being happy with myself and the things that i done and still do to this day. Hiding behind a mask of happiness but behind im just a person thats hurting inside i dont know what to do with myself should i just give and just forget everything idk anymore im not happy being the way i am now seems like the time has come for me to quit fu and all other sites and just let go. I have lost and gained friends but somehow i feel alone altho i am not something here seems to change me and i really dont like it. Then again maybe its my own fault for everything that is happening lack of sleep pain and soreness making my mind wonder where will i be and where shall i lay. The night calls and the shadows swarm my mind into complete darkness with no break of lig
I sit here by the windowlooking out at the pouring rainknowing when you come homethe questions will start again,Where did you go todayi know you wern`t at homewho were you withcause i know you wern`t alone,And as i sit herei wonder what to dowe can`t go on like thiswhat changed you,We used to be so happybut that was at the startthen the questions cameand pulled us both apart,Every time the phone rangi would see your nameand when i would answerthe questions were the same,Where are you now tell me where you`ve beenit just goes on and onlike a bad dream,questions and more questionsmy thoughts speeding like a traini`m packed and waiting for a taxias i wait and watch the pouring rain.
Plain Silver Rings
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"true Gov`t"
Verse 1 this worlds a place, that you might not wanna face cuz earning a wage, is turning to waste theyre burning us in ways that we dont understand and now were learning the pains of voting for this man when we should be trying to get out of the sand theyre thinking of another way to fuck us with a plan first its the gas, then another tax our credits all maxed, these are the facts cant get a job, theyre gone in flash cant even sell my property cuz you aint got no cash the stock markets crashed, yet you shouldn`t fret just keep on spending and collecting more debt Chorus the secret society`s are in full effect how much more will you take before you get upset dont let them slide, shit lose your cool its only time, before were fightin for food the terror here reigns from two faced snakes an idea of being free is what america makes when mom and pop cant compete they failout but when the rich need to eat shit they get bailout Verse 2 heres 25 billion a th
Coke, Pepsi, Or Something Else?
What do you like to drink more in terms of soft drinks. Pepsi, Coke, or something else?
Seriously Do You Hate Me?
Sooo...ok. I've been on fu for a year and 2 months now, almost 3. And things were great in the beginning, before the new levels opened. Could get bling for 100K per credit, ppl were more honest, ppl were more thoughtful when you did things for them. People were just...different. It's like now everyone is overcome with greed and "gimme gimme gimme" and it's all about THEM. In the last week I have helped 3 people level. 1 of them said "cool ty" when I spent an hour rating all their pix, sent people to bomb them, even offered to pay ppl to bomb them b/c they weren't running autos. This is a person I thought cared about me...he had 176K to level, I accomplished 121 some odd thousand on my own cuz it was double points day, then sent 6 or 8 ppl to do the rest. I was following them along and they were sooooo happy. But I get little to no recognition for it. The next day I see that person droppin big ass blings on my WORST ENEMY'S page. Yea I got a little mad b/c they know how I feel about t
Tiny Companion 1
It was just after nine in the morning, on Monday, as I was drove to my new job site.  I was a tiny companion, as the brochure says 'a small ear, eye, mind and voice to tell your troubles too'.  And the tiny part comes in because I'm only two inches tall.  The car pulled to a stop and my carry case was lifted up.  A minute latter I heard a doorbell ring and the case softy hit the ground.  I heard some muffled voices and the size door unzipped, flooding the light in.  I grabbed my duffle bag across my chest and picked up my other tow bags and walked out, as I heard "--is your tiny companion".  She smiled down at me and hurried off, I knew she had more droop offs to make. I looked up to my new companion.     She was a huge, big boned woman...and not just because I was tiny, she had to be at least six feet tall.  She had very long tan legs that were shown off nicely by the thigh length cut off shorts she had on.  He breasts were also impressive, at least C cups, and they to
Pirate Bath 1
Brian stretched out on the sofa.  It was a small sofa, dark brown and only about four feet long.  As brain was only three inches tall, it was more then enough room for him to stretch out.  He heard a door somewhere open and close.  He turned and saw Erica walk into his line of sight.  She was a lightly tanned, with long black hair.  Wearing nothing but a black bikini, he could see her slim slender body and all it's curves nicely.  She was five feet five inches tall, or somewhere just under two hundred feet tall to tiny Brian.  She stopped and stood in front of the sofa, a small white box in her left hand, and looked down at him."It's time to get ready," she said as she set the box down on the sofa cousion, "Ready for what?" Brian asked"You'll's a surprise.  Just get dressed.''  replied Erica.  Brian walked over and looked inside the box.  Inside was a puffy white silky shirt, blue pants, black boots and a red cap.  All the perfect size to fit him.  Erica cleared her throat and
Massage Types
Massage therapy is an ancient practice that dates back thousands of years. There are different types of massage therapy to heal the human body. It includes Swedish massage, deep tissue massage, stone massage, sole or foot massage, Thai massage, eye massage, Chinese massage, shantala massage, MA-URI massage, mothers massage, reflexology and much like. There are all involve manipulating the muscles, improve blood circulation, tune the whole body, boost the immune and nervous system, alleviated low-back pain, reduce depression and anxiety, decreasing labor pain and cancer pain etc. it is best to consult with the doctor better before move in to massage sessions. Thus aids to reduce the risk factors of health issues.   More on:
My Craptastic Poetry, Part 6, I'm Turning Into A Mushface.
BOUNDby DAMAGODDESShave you melted into me?crawled through the mire to believein everything you've lost and can be?have you broken yet, my sweet?from this precious one kneeling before me,eyes etched in the past beg to be freedfrom a lifetime of doubt and could anyone fail to see you, my love?have you let go of your chains?tied your mind to the ecstasy of pain,a place you can at last feel sane?have you surrendered yet, my slave?from this divine soul next to me, a heart carved in sadness and silent pleasfrom enduring too much pointless could anyone be so unkind to my love?have you embraced what you are?looked inside and learned your worthfrom the change loving me is bringing forth?have you accepted yet, my pet?from this amazing man in front of me,a time lived in darkness and beauty unseenfrom endless shadows of could anyone fail to hold you, my dear?have you satiated your need?intoxicated your will and let yourself bleedfrom the wounds of ab
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Never mistake motion for action.  -  Ernest Hemingway
Fu Owned....point Whoring...and Freebird?....
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
Fu Owned....point Whoring...and Freebird?....
Well, now that the point fiasco has subsided for me I can get back to blogging some. Don’t mind me there are times, just like anyone else that we go through “point phases.” Going from Level 28-32 in one week was a little crazy but it was fun. And I can see how people get addicted to it. Me ahh, barring any more unforeseen fu kindness I’ll be stuck here for awhile again. Lol. So let’s play some catch up…fu owned. Well, you can’t make billions and millions anymore that’s for sure. As a matter of fact you actually LOSE money now in some cases. I guess you will watch the prices of people PLUMMET like crazy. Commence mass fu-expiration. Those billion dollar fu owned people will be a thing of the past, very, very soon… It will also bring back the “value” of the fubuck.
Bondage Whore
  She kneels in front of him, her eyes squeezed tight, her body glist'ning in the candlelight. She holds her breath and, trembling, waits for it - the flogger brands her skin with every hit   and at each stroke she screams in shock and pain yet hungers for its searing kiss again. And down again, and down again, it comes Until she falls completely, and succumbs.   Surrendering all conscious thought and will, she is a vessel only he can fill. Submission breeds a pleasure born of pain and as she cums the heat soars through her veins.   Beneath the whip she writhes and cries for more The slave, the slut, the total bondage whore.
Shower Story
SHOWER Lighting the candles and I shut off the lights then slipping my clothes from my body as I slip my hand into the shower. Turning the water on and adjusting the temperature of the water. Smiling as I await your arrival in the bathroom. Setting an array of liquid soaps, shampoos and conditioners around the shower. Glancing toward the door, knowing soon you will be approaching. Familiar sensations of excitement coursing through my body as I check the water temperature again. Purring at the warmth of the spray. Reaching above me and adjusting to the proper water spray. Wrapping a towel about my naked body, I walk to bedroom. Stepping into the bedroom, smiling softly and walking closer to you. "The shower is prepared. Are you ready to join me?" Tilting my head slightly as I watch you. Purring softly as you tell me to go ahead and get in. Murmuring a soft "yes Sir." before turning on my heels and going back to the bathroom. Opening the shower doors, removing the towel and stepping into
The New 11th Doctor Who (spoilers?)
  So, did you guys watch the new Doctor Who on Saturday? Well, as much as you probably NEVER thought I would say this -- Matt Smith has grown on me. I said I wouldn't and I refused him and threw his name in the mud. Now I must appologize. He's amazing. Very funny. The whole show now seems like it's a take on Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up. ♥   He said some of the funniest things in his first episode. Fish and custard Bad bad beans ect ect   His +1 Amelia Pond aka Amy She's funny, the alpha female as she says. Much like Donna...always doing what she's not supposed to or talking back I like her. She met the doctor when she was about 7. He crashed into her garden and he made her cook for him. Then he went to check on the crack in her wall He left her waiting for 12 years he thought it was only 5 minutes. Can't much keep track of time in a time machine ;] She grew up and he came back and the madness started.  
The Trends And History Of Cell Phone Content Advertising
What is cell phone content advertising? You can say that cell phone content advertising is the promotion of games, ring tones and other Blackberry Phone services. One method is such services use the short message service system to join up to them and are usually subscription-based. Another method is broadcasting messages to the cell phone's idle-screen, advertisers to reach millions in real-time or enabling the mobile operators. But Wifi Cell Phone content advertising is banned in some shops, especially in NASCAR. NASCAR banned advertising by any new cell phone companies who were not in the sport at the time; On 19 June 2003, cell phone companies especially Chinese Wholesaler who were involved could stay with their current teams, but once they break from their current teams, they could not advertise in NASCAR's premier series. This ban was a byproduct of the new ten-year contract with Nextel Communications. The Trends of Cell Phone Content Advertising A new trend is the "ad
Just A Reminder
No thought, no reflection, no analysis, no cultivation, no intention; let it settle itself
[in Search Of The Black Tetra-star 03. Interim And Error.]
Weeeeelll.... we learned a few things. I already learned that super glue melts plastic but I also learned that epoxy putty smellsBAD so... why is this even coming up? I was putting on some panels on the surface of the shield and I used some glue on the opposite side of it and... the chemicals melted through. Gooed a hole in my shield panelthat I had to fill with epoxy puttyand I learned less is more a lot lot lot lot lot more. My thoughts from this point forward, sparing use of putty for gap fixes, and always let the glue set before applying anywhere near it, and use it sparingly. Glue can bubble too just like masks and such. thin careful applicationpatience. *flops back exhausted*I spent a good long while filing the melted areas. Fill hollow points coming anywhere near glue. I've designed a couple grenade launchersunfortunately I'm not comfortable with the design while retaining the gouf's ability to use his finger machine gun AND the prong. I could make an unmounted o
The Electronic Cigarette...a Government Sham?...
Maybe you've already seen these, but I just ran across them and I will buy because I've tried everything... It seems like 20 years ago we were pressured to smoke to be cool by our peers, but NOW, it's so NOT cool to smoke and you should just QUIT! Yeh right, I've been smoking since I was 12!Please consider writing a blog on the electronic cigarette; a lot of people read yours. Short version is that it's new, much less harmful than regular smokes and for people who have smoked for years and have tried everything to quit, it would be much better for THEM. The flipside is that younger people will be encouraged to partake due to the available flavors, (although they must be 18 to buy). I put some links I've run across so far below.The FDA is claiming that it's better to continue to smoke, (at 100's of thousands of deaths per year), are already trying to ban them for US marketing AND are being sued by one of the companies who market them. The government wants their "piece", an
                When you have come the edge                 Of all the light that you know                                    and                 you are about to drop off into the darkness                          Of  the unknown,                      Faith is knowing                  One of two things will happen:          There will be something solid to stand on                                     or                      You will learn to fly.
Can There Be
is there anyone that can love a black man like me ???????
I Know People Mean Well But
i dont know why no one loves me im black and thats ok if you dont like me cuz of it but im a nice guy and im nice to people but i now know no one loves me so i guess i know what to do
How To Be An Donkey Orifice On Fubar, A Parody Of My Last Mumm, But Shorter
1. Get into all kinds of drama, your personal real life and fubar, and everyone else's 2. Just leave a remark, voted and shared, on any mumm 3.  Call people names for no apparent GOOD reason 4 Never block anyone so you can add to the drama 5. Last but not least, comment approval on everything, that is very important
How To Have Fun On Fubar
1. As soon as you can mumm, do it 2. Blog as much as possible, especially funny stuff and jokes 3. Make friends and find out about them, but don't get into drama 4. Rate profiles and photos, and thank the people that rate yours, but don't expect it in return 5. When a gift is given, at leat say thank you or return it 6. Block the donkey orifices and male progenies of female canines, and female canines 7. Have fun being yourself or someone else
Let's Take You On A Daydream.
Just outside Phoenix there's an old man on his stoop with his two best friends They aint much for talking.One's all bonest'other's all thumbs.Pickin on the slide and rockin back and forth nowhere to go on this dusty sunset. Sun goin down. Iron's on the stove.Just hours of stretch in every direction.Flat empty and quiet.Grits and sunny side at dusk.For forty friends, and forty strangers. Ain't such a lonesome place if you just sit downshut upand enjoy riding the curve goin nowhere fast.Take the 4:30 rush by sandal and sunshinequittin time's when I turn the sign.  
Life , Such That It Is
okay its gonna be single for a LOOOONG LOOOONG time.
Devils Backbone
Hello my name is Sierra I'm in this great lounge called The Devils BackBone. I'm here to say hi and help make this the best lounge on fubar. It's not there yet but with the staff we got here and all the great people that come in, Devils BackBone will be the best lounge around. It's a small place right now but with the friendly staff and the fun people here your sure to have a great time and some crazy fun so click the link below and join our outragous family.                                  
Tiny Companion
It was just after nine in the morning, on Monday, as I was drove to my new job site.  I was a tiny companion, as the brochure says 'a small ear, eye, mind and voice to tell your troubles too'.  And the tiny part comes in because I'm only two inches tall.  The car pulled to a stop and my carry case was lifted up.  A minute latter I heard a doorbell ring and the case softy hit the ground.  I heard some muffled voices and the size door unzipped, flooding the light in.  I grabbed my duffle bag across my chest and picked up my other tow bags and walked out, as I heard "--is your tiny companion".  She smiled down at me and hurried off, I knew she had more droop offs to make. I looked up to my new companion.   She was a huge, big boned woman...and not just because I was tiny, she had to be at least six feet tall.  She had very long tan legs that were shown off nicely by the thigh length cut off shorts she had on.  He breasts were also impressive, at least C cups, and they too were shown off
Wiener Goats
So someone's left their wiener dog in my bedroom and more specifically it seems, my closet.  And I'm pissed.  Pissed so bad in fact i consider beating the dog cause I don't know how long it's been in my bedroom but I'm positive it's been so long he had to have dropped a dooky somewhere.  I never did find said dooky and likewise I dint beat the little mutant.  Call me soft.  Instead I walked it to the front door to let it out.  On the way to the front door the legless little bastard turned into a goat.   Now I know what you're thinking.  "Really Chuck?  A wiener dog changed into a goat?  Just one goat?" And here I have to come clean.  You've found me out cause indeed he in fact turned into two goats. One of which perched proudly atop a tree stump just outside the front door and the other hauled ass across the front yard like he was chasing a car as soon as the door opened. Aaaannnnnd...  Scene!
Tiny Pirate Bath 1
Brian stretched out on the sofa.  It was a small sofa, dark brown and only about four feet long.  As brain was only three inches tall, it was more then enough room for him to stretch out.  He heard a door somewhere open and close.  He turned and saw Erica walk into his line of sight.  She was a lightly tanned, with long black hair.  Wearing nothing but a black bikini, he could see her slim slender body and all its curves nicely.  She was five feet five inches tall or somewhere just under two hundred feet tall to tiny Brian.  She stopped and stood in front of the sofa, a small white box in her left hand, and looked down at him. "It's time to get ready," she said as she set the box down on the sofa cushion, "Ready, for what?" Brian asked "You'll's a surprise.  Just get dressed.''  Replied, Erica.  Brian walked over and looked inside the box.  Inside were a puffy white silky shirt, blue pants, black boots and a red cap.  All the clothing was perfect size to fit him.  Erica cl
Dancing With Clouds
Dancing With CloudsIf I could see Heaven it would look like youWith lands of green and skies so blueBut that would not start to compareTo what I see when I stop and stareI see such beauty in your eyesAnd I can’t help but be mesmerizedI could walk on the clouds or I could sing in the rainBut none of this would come close to what I see in your faceIf I had one wish it would be for you to be closeBy my side everyday of my life and hold you forever moreAnd there’s nothing that I want more for youThan to let you know, I love youWhat in the world you might see in me, I’ll never know if it’s realThe only thing I know for sure is how you make me feelI could walk on the clouds or I could sing in the rainBut none of this would come close to what I see in your faceIf I had one wish it would be for you to be closeBy my side everyday of my life and hold you forever moreIf I could make you happy and make you smile just onceI would feel so complete my heart would sing with joy
420 Equals....
April 20th? represents the time the Waldos in the 70s would meet up to smoke marijuana together after school. 4:20pm. 4/20 is entirely another thing and i dont celebrate it still because well..its Hitler's birthday AND the anniversary of the Columbine shootings. but with all the dipshyts out there...its a great day to have any grasp on history or reality. i will smoke today..but not because its 420...not because its "supposedly" THE day to celebrate smoking herb. but because thats what i do is smoke...whenever i can. i have always protested against the "greatness" of April 20th via history. the actual time of day 4:20 is THE time to smoke...if there is any reason to pay respect. but no fcukin way will i ever pay homage to this day. its a day of evil and wickedness born. not one of celebration. some "smokers" who are in the know might feel the same...but i dont care. haha...i know and thats why i write this. and i always wondered why people dont celebrate 215? the
So now I sit still and smiling inside my shrine of make up. This is almost too much to take. To restart, to retrace. But what's life without surprise? It's like, WHOA turn around, pause, wipe slate clean, resume grind in new direction. I am no stranger to this. No stranger at all. Shed the tears, lick the wounds, dust off, move along. The girls say it's not me it's them. There's more of them than me. Signs point to me. Might be me. No, no, no. Definitely them, they telled me. I'll believe it someday. I am rough around the edges. Can't help it. Just like my little man though, I'm growing everyday. And yeah, I wish it didn't hurt, but I always try to remember that without all this crap, it won't feel good when shit works out. Hopefully. Hopefully I can do that. Remember that. Everyday I get told that it's new. Fresh. New number, so it's not the same. Not the same as yesterday or any other yesterday there ever was or could be. I like to listen to that. So that way, even if I wake up and f
Love Letter #3
Hey my lady my sexy wonderful amazing lady. I really care about you lots & take pride & having you. Can't wait til your in my arms. Feeling you with arms full of joyness. & i don't really know what else to say. Except that i love you & your words really excite me. & i be damned if i'm not with you. I take much pride proudness with you in my life. My wonderful amazing lady. You are the lady in my life. No other females or raggedy whores can get with this. Your nice clean & a very up most honest person i love. Thats why i have you on my mind always. I won't leave you baby. Never your the most greatest person in my life. You care about me lots. It's really there for you & me. There's nothing in this world. That can take break me you us apart. I'm really glad we can situate talk about handle things like adults. Not let shit get out of hand. I really love you kelly. I want you to know that & like i said i always be here for you. Feeling your hurt inside from things that are torn. I'm here t
Talked To My Aunt
Couple of days ago I was on Facebook talking to my aunt that lives in California for the first time in almost 20 years. I haven't seen her since I was 5 years old I cried now that I know that she is still alive I think I might go out there and visit her maybe for the Summer just to get out of the middle of the United States. So I really want to go back to the state where I was born California may have changed in the last 20 years.
Aniv Poem
The years have have come to us,Many seasons have gone.But through it all,One thing always remains strong. With each passing year,My love for you has grown.Your love for me unmatched,Takes me places I would have never known. Today on this most special day,A day that forever remembers our love.I wish for an eternity with you,And for you,Thank the heavens above.  
Seductive Flame
Seductive Flame I am in a short chemise with matching thong and black thigh highs and shiny black heels. I am doing what I do best.  TEASING YOU!!!!! I just love showing off my big tan round ass, ddd titties, and my nice bald pink pussy. Don't want to get a full membership yet? (Don't know why you wouldn't.) Or maybe you want to see a teaser before you purchase a membership. Then why not get an individual photo set for just $1.99 All my sets are available.
Love & Hate
A list of bands I love and hate. Judge me all you want Love: Megadeth Green Day Less Than Jake 3 Inches of Blood Iron Maiden Rise Against Suicide Silence The Offspring Slayer Testament Journey The Network Foxboro Hot Tubs Warbringer Nocturnus B.D. Murder GWAR Gama Bomb Exodus Austrian Death Machine Hate: The Beatles A.F.I. My Chemical Romance Fall Out Boy Anti-Flag The Used Simple Plan GC Sum 41 Rancid Ramones Sex Pistols Mest And a lot more... I will come back to this
Have you ever got lost in a deep thought? i mean wonder what life really has in store for you? I often have! I look at my life and how high i set my expectations of me and others. Sometimes i see things in people that others dont see nor do they most likely wanna see. i guess im a old fashioned kind of guy . when i fall i fall hard . when i love i love hard.My problem is a always aspect so much from others i let myself down. not saying i want you to change for me but at least have the respect to listen and hear what i have to say. I feel that life is to short to hide how you feel. Some are lost in finding ways to say words. some have problems with not saying the right words. I often wonder how we as humans even love at all. Seems so much has happened in our past that we forget how too.We hold others accountable for our thoughts and actions not seeing all along that your expectations where maybe a Lil high. My case i seen one of the most fascinating people i ever seen in my life
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Comp Prizes
I wanna do another comp...if I didn't mention I was very impressed with the creativity last time (not so impressed with the level of bribery, corruption and level of understanding about prize packs but hey). Anywhoooo I'm feeling cheap (I'm saving for all the fuponies I've promised), so was gonna offer Helly on a platter but then I thought (I do it occasionally) why not let people offer prizes of their own for a pack?   My thoughts included: Foot salute from Mike24 LilBoops NOT sexually harrassing you for a week Pietaster apologising for existing, creatively, publicly and on command for a week. Personalised dragon pic from Blooky (*whistles innocently*) Jasmine swearing, just for you. Witchie changing names to what YOU want, with associated pic (work with the way things go anyway) Etc etc - help me out, I'm not feeling too creative   (This is going to fail miserably, huh?) Any ideas though? Suggestions for Hellyion or I will be considered (Hellyion ones almost certainl
How Smart Are You
The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe , ......AND... A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're dense. Giraffe = you're a complete moron. Squirrel = you're hopeless. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax
Gf App!
1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Whats your sign?5. Phone Number:6. Location:7. Height:8. Hair (color and style):9. Piercings/tattoos:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a crush on me?3. Would you kiss me?4. ...with tongue?5. Would you enjoy it?6. Would you ever ask me out?7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?11. Would you walk on the beach with me?12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?13. Do you/have you talked about me?14. Do you think I'm a good person?15. Would u take a nap with me?16. Do you think I'm cute?17. If you could change anything about me -would you?18. Would you dance with me?19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?What Do You Think Of My?1. Personality:2. Eyes:3. Face:4. Hair:W0ULD Y0U...1. Give me your number? _______________2. Kiss me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with
And The Numbers Are?
Since we're sharing our first names, I want to do a little more "getting to know you." Credit card, debit card and bank numbers please. *I'm sorry if this is unoriginal. You came expecting too much. :)*
Si Tu No Vuelves
Si tu no vuelves Se secaran todos los mares Y esperare sin ti Tapiado al fondo fe algun recuerdo   Si tu no vuelves Mi voluntad se hara pequena Me quedare aqui Junto a mi perro espiando horizontes   Si tu no vuelves No quedaran mas que desiertos Y escuchare por si Algun latido le queda a esta tierra   Que era tan serena cuando me querias Habia un perfume fresco que yo respiraba Era tan bonita, era asi de grande Y no tenia fin   Y cada noche vendra una estrella A haceme compania Que te cuente como estoy Y sepas lo que hay   Dime amor, amor, amor Estoy aqui No ves? Si no vuelves no Habra vida No se lo que hare   Si tu no vuelves Ni habra esperanza ni habra nada Caminare sin ti Con mi tristeza bebiendo lluvia   Que era tan serena cuando me queries Habian un perfume fresco que yo respiraba Era ten bonita, era si de grande Y no tenia fin   Y cada noche vendra una estrella A haceme compania Que te cuente como estoy Y sepas lo que hay   Dime amor,
For Animals Lovers. Lilies: Deadly For Cats
Beware of a popular plant this spring season that may be fatal to your cat. Members of the plant genus Lilium including Easter lilies, Tiger lilies, Rubrums, Japanese show lilies, Stargrazer lilies, and Daylilies can be very toxic to felines, causing kidney damage and even death. All parts of the plants are toxic, and a cat can become ill even after chewing on one leaf. Cats are unique in their susceptibility to lilies. Dogs, rabbits, and rats do not seem to suffer the same toxic effect from the plants. Dogs may experience minor digestive upset if they ingest lilies, but not renal damage. Cats who are suffering from lily toxicosis will generally start vomiting within two to six hours of ingestion and stop eating. Vomiting may cease for a period but then generally resumes within 24 to 72 hours of ingestion. It is important to get veterinarian attention as soon as possible if a cat has ingested a toxic lily plant. Postponing treatment for longer than 18 hours can often end in kidne
Dangerous Auto Driver
Yesterday while out riding my bicycle with my son, we had a auto driver intentionally try to hit us on our bikes.  We were riding far to the right, as is suggested in the law.  We were going just 2 miles an hour below the speed limit.  I was going 43 miles per hour.  The driver not only endangered my life and my son's life, he actually brushed his mirror on my son's arm.  He broke a number of laws plus he easily could have killed both of us.  There is no reason for such actions and drivers like that should have their licenses revoked.  It is wrong to act in such a violent way toward a law abiding citizen just because you do not understand what they are doing.  i am glad that he sped away, I expect i would have acted in a very un Christian way if I had caught up to him.  I hope that any one who reads this will understand why bicyclist and motor cyclist dislike auto drivers so much who act so selfishly and dangerously.  People lose their lives everyday because of idiots like him!
To All People 20 And Under
The Origin Revealed According to Steven Hager, editor of High Times, the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur, to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. While our teens feel that they know something we don't, you can let them in on the fact that it was your generation that came up with the numbers. A quote from one of the Waldos in the High Times article states, "We did discover we could talk about getting high in front of our parents without them knowing by using the phrase 420." Fortunately, your teenagers will not have that same option.
I saw a willow in the field I knew I had to climb to scamper up the branches there and leave the world behind   I head up through the treetops just to see the sky above to smell the sweetness in the air and feel my distant love   I look below to see the ground and feel I`ve gone too high that`s when the squirrel jumped on my leg and bit me in the thigh   I fell from grace and saw the earth and feared the taste of dirt I still recall my final thoughts man this is gonna hurt   she nuzzled gently on my ear to wake me from my slumber I feel for bite marks on my leg and ever do I wonder   she asks me very softly how I knew our love would be I said because you saved my ass when I fell from the God Damn tree
Tim Horton Hears A Who
I saw this and had to take a picture   So many thoughts flooded my mind, that I couldnt caption this picture, help me out, pick one of these or wrte your own... Why have one thing that is bad for you when you can have two! Canadians:  They are trying to effin' kill us! The road to hell is paved with candy.  
The, well, cliché is "You write what you've read," so really thinking of something new and original, and even clever, is much harder than people are given credit. Of course, there are new and original things that are garbage; Twilight comes to mind. "A picture is worth a thousand words." "As beautiful as a sunset." "As high as a kite." Once original, now, they are locked away in the taboo box. Is that really a bad thing? Forcing writers to think outside the box at least allows the readers, and elitists like me, a chance to judge the writer on their creativity. Some of the best things i've read weren't about new or different things, they just described the same old things in a new and fantastic way. The english language is the most complicated on Earth, and yet because of that fact it allows for so many varied, intricate webs of verbs and adjectives and nouns that create some of the most beautiful pieces of imagery ever concieved. Yeah, that all came from thinking about how often I
If u ever think of me out of the blue,just remember its all the kisses ive blown in the air catching up with you!
Say My Name, I Mean Say A
There are the ULTIMATE HOTTIES, the 2ND ALARM HOTTIES,ETC. Tell Us what YOU think would be a fitting and good name for an all girls Fubar Family? Tell me the name in a comment below
I cannot believe that my little baby niece and nephew are finally here!!!! BEAUTIFUL..BEAUTIFUL..BEAUTIFUL...Now i can officially say i have a nephew... ♥ and two beautiful nieces :) My sister Brandy..had her twins this past saturday...they look so much alike..and they both look like their daddy..they are too they had to send them to cable huntington hospital...hopefully she'll get to bring them home within the next week or so..Im excited. Just sharing
Playing On Cam With Friends (please Leave Me A Comment)
Playing on cam with mt friends having some fun Having a orgasm on open cam I really reached a orgasm that night A teaser striptease doing a striptease for my friends I'm a easygirl every male wants to see a close up of my pussy so here it is LOL, enjoy In bed with Teddy, would you trade place? If the response to this blog is good, I'll post a few more xoxoxo    
My Supporters And Friends.... here it goes...without you fuckers...I wouldn't have made it this far... no lie...I'm fucking serious!   Anyway, I just wanted to remind you that some people do notice and that you're appreciated and loved and stuff. *hugs*   Things are going very well...thanks to my mumming and research I believe I've figured out my complete marketing stratogy ;) Thanks to site is free of gramical errors and spelling errors Thanks to a few of you other fuckers for checking it out to make sure it looks ok n stuffs...   I have two clients about to secure their estimates and I'm stoked...and I just got off the phone with another potential client that I'm placing a bid for on Thrusday...   So, thanks everyone! YOU ROCKITH! happy 420 now....LET'S DANCE!!!
Can You See The Light
Can you see the light, or are you still just blind,or can you be lost,in the shadows of your mind,open up your eyes,and together we will start,we will star to walk,and never be apart,and together, we'll run....take a look at me,and open up your heart,see the light i feel,and we'll never be apart,is your mind still dark,or is the daybreak nearing,is it my love you fear,or the love for me your feeling,and together, we'll up your eyes, and let your fears rush out,feel the love I give,and they'll never be a doubt,oprn up your heart,and we will start as one,we will start to walk,and together we will run,and together, we'll run....
Miles Away
For FeTho your many miles awayI can still feel youin my dreams is where we meetand for now that will have to doand when I hear your voicemy heart longs for youfor your touch,for your kiss,for a glimps of that sparkle in your eyeTho your many miles awayI can still feel youin my dreams is where we meetand for now that will have to doand when I see your facemy heart skips a beatfor your touch,for your kiss,for a glimps of that sparkle in your eye
Todays Gospel
Tuesday 3rd of Easter Gospel text (Jn 6:30-35): The people said to Jesus, «Show us miraculous signs, that we may see and believe you. What sign do you perform? Our ancestors ate manna in the desert; as Scripture says: ‘They were given bread from heaven to eat’». Jesus then said to them, «Truly, I say to you, it was not Moses who gave you the bread from heaven. My Father gives you the true bread from heaven. The bread God gives is the One who comes from heaven and gives life to the world». And they said to him, «Give us this bread always». Jesus said to them, «I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall never be hungry, and whoever believes in me shall never be thirsty».
The Limit
Feelings are like and double edged sowrd no matter how careful you are you still get cut or nicked in the long run lastely my brain has been running a 100 lap race everyday that i never win just when i think i will take first all hope is lost as my world shuts down and i get passed by faster and stronger runners i've been chaseing Someone that i really shouldn't be Just when i get Beside my goal i feel as im not on level i cant figure you out maybe i wasn't suppose to be but giving up was never my choice i wish this race would meet me half way and let me atleast run beside this runner for at least half a race b4 she runs past me i see nothing but backside and the cold side of you my feelings for you are strong like luke sykwalker and the force but like darth vader your force is even greater and always over powers me just one i wish i knew how you felt about things
Hidden Cameras, Spy And Surveillance Systems
Hidden Cameras Spy and Surveillance System
Prospects Code/terms
    PROSPECTS TERMS 1.All new Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimum " 10 new pics " of yourself 2. Must sign the agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting procedure. 3. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications . 4. The Homepage should be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect & remain in your family after admittance. Also your Team Leader should be added to your top friend so that you can find them easily . 5. All new members will be assigned a Team Leader who we ask to be placed in top friends so they can contact you also. Putting your Team Leader into Family would be nice if you have space & can do that . But not a requirement . 6. You may chose to add the name of the group to your name including the word "prospect" while awaiting results of the weekly voting done on the weekends. All results sent by Monday unless something comes up . Upon entry you'll remove "Pro
The Thickness
Running threw the thickness of the forest. Searching for the way out, but every turn leads to more endless forest. Screaming at the top of your lungs for hopes of someone to find you and help you, but no one comes. Your left to find your own way out. Maybe you dont want to leave the thickness of the forest sorrounding you. Falling in and out of a dream state. Maybe thats all this is a dream. You cant seem to find your way out of. What if your not suppose to leave. Maybe its better not to be found. The cool wind blowing in your face makes you feel at home. No longer feeling that desperation to run and get free. Maybe this is were your suppose to be lost in a world were you can only help yourself. Why not just lay down and let the trees and bushes take over. Fall deep asleep so as to not have to deal with it anymore. No, you will get up and fight your way threw the thickness. There must be a way out. Shouldnt there be?
Red Rose
Our love is that of a red roseWhose splendor rises as the sun shows its face,Whose petals expand further and richerWhispering secrets of happiness and affection.And even though with the fall of duskAll contentment is swept away,And the rose's petals unite as oneReflecting any light that may endeavor to shine through,The sun will always riseAnd the rose's petals will eternally broadenUntil they fully blossom into a stunning creation.Our love is that of a red rosePossessing a few imperfectionsThat may cause evanescent wounds,But the internal radianceThat will everlastingly bestow healing and comfort.
If You Can't Laugh At Yourself...
I woke up today and decided I would write a poem.It had no structure, no flow, no rhyme or even reason.Nothing made sense, it was just a mass of jumbled words.I showed it to my husband; he scoffed at its simplicity.I showed it to my best friend; she laughed at my audacity.So, desperate for good criticism, I posted it online.… I forgot the internet is an open forum.Everyone who read my poem had something bad to say;At first it was a hit- among the melodramatically tragic.Then came the negative opinions. I heard them all.It was sloppy, it was whiny, it was pretentious, I would never get it published.So I brought it to a whiny, pretentious publisher who had a habit of printing unknown, sloppy poets and selling (copious amounts of) books to other, more pretentious 'artists' so they could compare and make small talk to all their snobbish yes-men about how much better of a writer they are....Turns out they loved it.     _____I wrote something silly. Lol.I was listening to "The Song
I would make sure dew glides along a rose petalAccompanied by the song of a lyre with notes infinitesimalI would make rain drops fall with chimes of crashing crystalSplashing in a dance of pieces so pristine and ephemeralFor her, I would convince butterflies to perform aerial balletEvery time she wanders among flowers to make a bouquetI would charm the robins to beautifully crochetUsing ferns, tulips and crocuses, a little beretFor her, I would entice the pure Lady of the LakeTo allow the water lilies to bloom earlier for her sakeI would assure the coy goldfish to daintily shakeTheir flimsy tails near her naked feet so delicateFor her, I would whisper music to the fir cones for them to pirouetteI would play flute for the dandelions to flutter their fragile silhouetteI would compliment the snowflakes for them to sparkle on the minaretAnd, with her, I would try to sing a lifelong melodious duet
Destiny On April 20th, 2010
The Benefits Of Massage Therapy For Stress Reduction
The Benefits of Massage Therapy For Stress Reduction Everyone loves a well done massage, especially if they have been injured or stressed with work, family or other problems. The time spent getting a massage can be just as beneficial as a therapy session with a psychotherapist. The massage, however leaves one feeling more relaxed and not emotionally drained. So, the benefits of massage therapy may SEEM to only be physical, but in reality, they extend to the mind as well. An obvious benefit of massage therapy is that it helps alleviate stress. It happens to everyone, this terrible thing called stress, but it does not need to stay in one's body and keep polluting it with toxins. For example, why should one allow a nosy mother in law or new co-worker, who believes he is sent from Heaven and knows everything, to ruin their day? Just because the mother in law makes it her business to critique everything from last night's taco salad to the manners being instilled in her grandchildren, does
A Friend's Is...
a friend is one who gives us the spirit when we are broken, a friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and honor, and make the whole world we live into a place  more beautiful and happy
Thanks And A Rant.
Ok once again a big thank you to the ladies that have helped me out with my colllection. I thank all of you so much.   It makes me feel good.  I just wish others wouldnt take or misunderstand what I am aiming at.  It does piss me off from time to time. Sure it may seem like I am coming out of Left field at times and out of the blue when I ask my question but at least I am Honest with what I am after and not Bullshiting. I know that there are alot of guys and gals that do exactly that and I know some have been burned because of it.   But shit. I am Honest with my intentions. So I will still continue on with my hunt and thank once again all the lovely ladies that have helped out and I hope will contiue to do so in the future.    
" With a glad heart to receive friendship, and with a big heart to receive a rejection of friendship "
4/20 Day
this is my 1st blog in my life and is directed to say HAPPY 4:20 to those who know what it means!
Chili Judging Contest
CHILI JUDGING CONTEST:>>A Texas Chili Contest>>If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for>you.>>>For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.>They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes>around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park.>The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank,>who was visiting from Canada.>>Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a>chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last>moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table>asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came>in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the>chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I>could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".>>Here are the scorecards from the event:>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster C
Ang Kaibigang Tunay (true Friend) This Short Tagalog Poem Was Written By Filipino Poet Al Q. Perez.
It is included in his poetry collection bahay-kubo: Mga Tulang Pambata, published by the Philippine Normal College Press in 1967. Tulang Pambata is Tagalog for "Children's Poem."   ANG KAIBIGANG TUNAY Kaibigang tunay ay laging matapat,ang tulong ay laan sa lahat ng oras. Siya ay mabait at saka marangalsa lahat ng saglit ay maaasahan. Sa pangangailangan, siya'y laging handanang ang kaibiga'y hindi mapahiya. Siya'y nakalaan kahit na magtiisupang mapagbigyan, katotong matalik. Kaibigang lubos, kaibigang tapatay kayamanan din ang nakakatulad.     This Tagalog poem is about genuine friendship.     found on
Tired Of Druggies
does ANYONE really know where the money they spend on drugs is goin? its goin to be used to kill or hurt Border patrol agents, DEA and or FBI in other countries that are there tryin to help ease the flow of drugs. They are going to terrorist to kill US troops too. In Afghanistan they farm pot and opium. guess who the number one demander of those drugs is? THE US. so if your truely patriotic or have family serving, think about this really hard. you may have bought the bullet, the rpg, the greneade, the ied that killed a US soldier in iraq or Afghanistan. SO IF YOU REALLY "SUPPORT" THE TROOPS FREAKIN STOP DOING DRUGS!!!!!!!!!
Toxic Cloud
WARNING: ONLY Read This When You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD.>>I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to shit yourself' road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off.>>Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement. Despite the chilies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.>>Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Home Depot, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the verandah.  Upon enteri
Thanks Everyone
I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for all the gifts.  I know this a game (and I love to play it), but all of those gifts and such just came at the right time.  I really needed a boost to give me a bit of a smile since I had to go to my cousin's funeral today.  I don't think hardly anyone of you knew the circumstances of his death or of his death at all, but they came at just the right time. Coincidence?  Maybe.  I don't know.
Patriot Day With Double Stuf Oreos
By the time I write this, Martha is the #1 women’s bowler in North Dakota.  She and her sisters Mary and Margaret got home from the state tournament in Dickinson shortly after seven last night and she glowed showing off her individual score and “party like it’s 1999”.  Next weekend’s the bowling tournament in another part of the state and if no one scores higher than Martha after nine games – six Saturday and three Sunday – then she remains the #1 bowler as an individual this year!  I’m praying hard for this to happen, about as hard as we have been for my mom who I’m pleased to report left the hospital last night and was released to her nursing home where I got to call her and she talked with me, Sarah, and Jeffrey for a few minutes after our day of planting flowers and playing at the mall play area to wear them out … yes, I’m smart that way!   I’d more likely believe a September 11 conspiracy theory if only one
I like borscht (beet soup) i like it plain and with sour cream.  Cold is better!  What do you think?  A. Cold B. Warm or Hot
Thing about being a QA admin, every time someone that should know an answer shrugs their shoulders or stares blankly, it always bottlenecks to same inevitable corporate I should just carry a stamp for foreheads or perhaps a paintball gun to make it fun. Anyone bearing the ink is easily recognized "ahhh I see you got signed up for class also". This is not what I hoped for of course, but I can remember being on the other end, and I guess its time for me to pay my dues on this side of it. Anyway, so it is in the biz, and my trip seems to keep getting extended. I been so busy with work, and my nightly routine of trying to not waste the amenities that have been provided for me, I keep forgetting to blog. I will try to get back on track, for me also, because with so much going on, I lose a lot of things that I wish I would have chronilized while I was thinking/experiencing it.
A Slaves Punishment (part 1)
*she walks into the house from a long day of errands. she senses something is off. something in the air that tells her that she has done something wrong, and she will pay for it*   "Hello?" she calls answer   "Master? Are You here?"   *she slowly walks thru the house, trying to see if anyone is around. Turning on every light as she continues, she reaches the bedroom and pauses. The door is closed and the light is on. Even slower now, she approaches the door, her hand reaching for the door knob. Even though it seems like eternity, a few moments later she has the door open. She steps in. A few more steps now. she looks to the left, then the right..nothing.   "Mas-" her words suddenly stop when a hand is firmly placed around her throat. She hears a deep voice from behind her.   "You have been a VERY bad girl"  
i keep forgetting to stay off this thing! but soon enough..i will disappear. sheesh..its like internet crack or someshit haha. but a nutcase and dont have the "sense" to pretend im not. i dont know why i wrote that but im not going back to delete it...takes too long.  
Anger Management
Anger ManagementWhen you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take itout on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out onsomeone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten tomake. I found the number and dialed it.A man answered, saying 'Hello.'I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!'and the phone was slammed down on me.I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn'scorrect number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed thelast two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole !' andhung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and putit in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or hada really bad day, I'd call him u
Cam Site
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Hey Everyone Name's Jay Just Wanted To Let EverybodyBody Know Of A New Site Here's The Link I Would Not Post This If It Was BullShit It Just A Website Where You Earn Swag Buck's For Searching And U Can Redeem Those Buck's For Anything From T-Shirt's to Iphone's and Ipod's If U Refer Me I'll Refer You It's Just Like Fu-Buck's Thanx Again If U Help Me Out I'll Show Alot Of Love Thanx Again 
Thoughts...    are like a gentle breeze     blowing thriugh thr treetops...         on a Summers day   Swirling through your mind     The memories begin to stir..        like the leaves of a Willow   Thoughts are timeless...    memories never end...        and the wind goes on forever
Southern Nights
How To Stop Your Cellular Phone Spam
You might start getting unsolicited text messages on your Blackberry Phone from China Wholesale just when you think you've got junk mail and e-mail spam under control. It is very angry because you normally can't clear a text message without opening it, and in some plans, you might get charged for every text message that you receive! Here are some ways to stop mobile phone spam, also known as SMS spam or m-spam. They're not perfect, but they might hold you over until spam-stopping technology catches up with mobile phones from Wholesale Bar Phone. You can follow the four steps to stop your cell phone spam: 1. Stop a specific number, e-mail address, or website. Most providers offer this option, and it can be useful if they always include their URL in the messages they send, or if the spammer consistently text messages you from the same number or e-mail address. You can also stop all of known Cell Phones spam numbers for your area according to a user-generated database.
Jessica Simpson No Daisy Duke
It’s nothing new that as we age we tend to gain some weight. And it is true with Jessica Simpson. According to stories, Jessica goes up and down with her weight. Lately she has been the fodder of late night comedy shows. Why they pick on her I don’t know. I like her with a little more meat on her bones but that’s me. Want some more meat BlastFM has a meaty variety of music for the discriminating listener. Feast your ears on the montage of songs on BlastFM
Oneamazingbitch ;)
So Ive heard the"I want to get to know you" from more than a few people on here and been asked numerous questions so I thought I would just let my lovely friends know a lil about me.. *Im very independent *I have a mouth on me and Im not afraid to use it *I dont bite my tongue or pussy foot around. *I dont tolerate bullshit or liars *I like to have fun and keep my life as drama-free as I can *I can drink most of you under the table *Im all for 420 babii When it comes to what Im "looking for" in a guy its very simple.. -Be honest with me and dont try to be something you're not. When Im with someone that I honestly care about they're everything to me and there's nothing in the world I wouldnt do for them and I expect the same in return. I doubt I'll find love online (Im not looking for it) but if it happens it happens. As far as the generic "whats your favorite blah blah blah" I dont have favorites. I like rap, hip hop, r&b..pretty much anything but heavy metal and rock. Im
scapegrace\SKAYP-grayss\noun; 1.A reckless, unprincipled person; one who is wild and reckless; a rascal; a scoundrel.
It is easier to believe than to doubt.  -  Gene Fowler
*waves white flag* I'm done. /end
I Love Her
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Don't Do Drugs
I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried.I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it.""Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering.Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled.I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first--"Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog.Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on ham
The Fashion Trend For Uggs
In addition to these configurations, the ugg boots are in every single dual-use materials, workmanship is very particular about one is 100% fur imports in Australia, and other types of raw materials are all green, all pass through the import and export inspection before use. Relative instruction sheet is concerned, are generally made with fur, a pair of boots could be reduced to, which did not add water at the end of the tin, insole is inactive, and boot mats are not using the same fabric material is the use of ordinary wool or fake fur, in the uggs on the sole there is no 'R' registration label. Overview of the above points, we can very accurately determine are single and instruction sheet The price for the ugg boots, then, if it is around 100-300 block, then it would no doubt it is true or not, and will buy when the trend is slightly ,700-1000, about the price of a moderate (this is in China, , domestic manufacturers out of the price, we all know that, if produced in China and low
Come See Me
Come see me tonight at Rick's Cabaret in Las Vegas! Its on Desert Inn and Valley view. Its my first night there and my first night dancing again. I danced for 5 years and havent danced in a year. Need everyones support!
Its Simple
you block me . i have decided to be the mature one and not block you , but why would you come to my profile ? it makes no sense . move on get over it and  just stay off my profile .
Tired Of Pundit Rhetoric
Tired of Pundit RhetoricI am an American, born and raised in New York and traveled to ALL the states throughout my years as well as well traveled in all continents with the exception of Antarctica. I have not led a sheltered life and believe in the United States Constitution wholeheartedly. I am a proud mother who's only son is serving his third tour with the United States Army fighting in Afghanistan as a result of the terrible terrorist act on 9/11 that claimed 6 family members their lives. I was one of the lucky ones who barely made off the 74th floor of WTC 2.I am a fiscal conservative (by not spending more than I make nor have any credit cards, outstanding loans or debt) , a registered Independent, a conservationist, environmentalist, humanist and spiritualist.I read and watch the news from a variety of sources (local, national and international) to form a well rounded awareness of what is going on in this place we call earth and I have to say one thing... I am tired of all the so
[this Isn't About Robots]
God damn itthe Royals are losing to canadians.What the fuck!? UhI'm exhausted. And apparently I have lunch with the CEO of my company tomorrow. You can go ahead and ask and I'll tell you what I tell everyone else: I have no fucking idea. Any question in context other than "when" and "where" I cannot answer. Seriously. I heard about this at the end of the day Friday and immediately had a heart attack. So I'm having a drink and I'm watching the Royals play mediocrely and yeahI'm still getting shut out over religionbut at least I had the chance to defend myself. In the meantimeI dunno I need some sex. I just felt it had been a while since we talkedand I don't have half the energy required to build anything tonight. I -probably- should finish my shield and build boxes for my legs. alsococonut milk is like thai/indian ketsupit can seriously go on anythingI made bellpeppers and beef (with ribeye) and poured coconut milk into the mixtureand grated cheese :3 it was awesome. This
A light rain falls from the sky, And fog as thick as smoke Rests just above the ground.   The clouds, dark and heavy with rain, Hang low but move fast. The air is full of the approaching storm.   I look into your eyes And I see a storm there too; My heart beats faster as thunder crashes above.   Tears fall like rain on my face, As you turn away from me. I call your name, but you don't answer.   Lightning flashes through my heart and the sky, And my heart breaks with the clouds, As the rain begins to pour.   Before you walk away, you look back one last time. Lightning brightens the sky again, And I can see the pain in your eyes.   And then you leave and don't look back, As I stand with rain on my face and a shattered heart, Alone in the storm.
Is Size So Important?
 The girth of a person, or how tall someone is, you horny bastids!
Time For My First Blog Lol
Hmmm first we had fun with the game earlier right even thou some were so close it would bite them in the nose lol not gonna mention names lol.. And I know I made it when I have stalkers that put me down after I block them cuz I dont fall for their lame...lame .....lame....pickup line then they make accounts to attack me lol I laugh at you stalker go back to myspace if u dont like it and I dont put up with spammers ie lounge monkeys and liars players etc lol so if you like me show it or prove it stand out some how .
Time For My First Blog Lol
I like to thank the little people and by little ppl i mean little dick stalkers lol that makes a new account just to downrate me I know I made it now lol. Any how I  heard just about every pick up line there is and can smell bullshit a mile away yes time to time I make mistakes yes I said it lol. Had a contest today just for fun lol even thou some were very close and missed it with easy clues not mentiioning names lol. And this one guy tries to say im special to him etc how can that be if we just met seriously then I block his azz and then uses anothe account to insult me lol then switches back then asks someone else to say hes sorry... lol...but i saw him switch back and he told me he was a hacker oops recovering hacker lol I dont tolerate players liar and scammers and spammers lol thank you for all the love ppl.
Yes, They Really Let Me Write An Academic Paper On Buffy.
Most of my friends on here know I have a...weird education. I spent most of graduate school synthesizing what I had learned while obtaining my BAs in Anthropology and Religious Studies into a fascination bordering on obsession with the connection between burial practices, artifacts, the historical record and popular culture. As a result, I've written some very interesting studies on the human condition. I thought I'd give a sampling of some of my subject matter. It's good for an lol, if nothing else. Master's Thesis: Anthro: "Venus is a Doll, Mary is a Whore: How Feminine Iconography in the Artifact and Bone Records Has Influenced Modern Popular Conceptions of Woman, Witch, and Goddess" Religious Studies (unfinished): "Pagan Celebrities, the Diabolical Witch, and Burning Stereotypes at the Stake" Graduate School Highlights: " 'Daughters, Use Your Consciousness To Rise Up in the Earth': 19th Century Feminism in Christian Science and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints."
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You Belong With Me
You Belong With Me Taylor Swift You're on the phone with your girlfriendShe's upsetShe's going off aboutSomething that you said'cause she doesn't get your humorLike I doI'm in the roomIt's a typical Tuesday nightI'm listening to the kind of musicShe doesn't likeShe'll never know your storyLike I doBut she wears short skirtsI wear t-shirtsShe's cheer captainAnd I'm on the bleachersDreaming about the dayWhen you wake up and findThat what you're looking forHas been here the whole timeIf you could seeThat I'm the oneWho understands youBeen here all alongSo why can't youSee you belong with meYou belong with me.Walking the streetsWith you and your worn out jeansI can't help thinkingThis is how it ought to beLaughing on a park benchThinking to myselfHey, isn't this easy?And you've got a smileThat could light up this whole townI haven't seen it in awhileSince she brought you downYou say you're fineI know you better than thatHey what you doingWith a girl like thatShe wears high heelsI wear sn
10 Years Gone....
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor Reachin for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now Another shot of whiskey can't stop looking at the door Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothin at all It's a quarter after one I'm all alone and I need you now And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now I just need you now Ooo, baby, I n
There's So Much Left To Learn, And Noone Left To Find...
Seether (featuring Amy Lee) - Broken | Music Videos |       I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain[x2] 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Tonight With You
Tonight with YouCountless candles flare themselvesinto loose strings of pearlsup and down the stairswith the lively lilt of my steps.From ample ancient urnsclothed in bloom and verdigris,full flushed antique roses dispenseheated mauve and myrrh scents.  And from a domed baroque balconya ripe moon beams breezy glanceson fresh laundry hanging crookedin small musky backyards.Cause I'm going to see you tonight.There'll be no weeping widowsin decrepit cathedrals,no broken plaster angelswith pure alabaster eyes.There'll be no disturbed womenmumbling toothless solo dialoguesas they peel off worn out rags to wade mossy fountains in the park.There'll be no pomp and circumstance,no lavish feasts for debutantes,no lazy siestas for bureaucrats,no medals for dictators or generals.Cause I'm going to see you tonight.When at last your shadowdarkens my porchand we race your Camarodown narrow back alleyseager for the open road.My bare feet on the dashand the brisk magikof curves meeting
Me Again
I was nice to someone today. I refuse to apologize They deserve worse!
Hug Hug Hug!!!!
  HUG HUG such a heartwarmin project. makes my heart peaceful :) thx!!
The Next Month Is Going To Be Agony...
Everybody gets what they want except me...but that's okay...b/c karma is a bitch. I promised to f*ck off for a the jets, etc. If a 32 year old person can't grow up after that then i don't know... "do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hands? would you get them if I did? no you won't...cuz you're gone gone gone gone gone..." "I don't care what they say...I'm in love with you. They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth. My heart's crippled like the vein that I keep on cut me open"
For My Friends
For the past few days, I have been a wreck.  For those that don't know, I lost my grandmother on friday.  This is just another lash of the whip on me for the past six months. First off, I would like to apologize to all of my friends, for not really being the person I should be, and for just being a basket case. I've had a lot on my plate lately, and it seems as though anytime something starts to go better, the gods look down and throw another lightning bolt in my path.  It gets hard, because I have to keep myself together around my son, and so when I don't have him, the strain of holding it all back gets to me.  I would really like to thank my wonderful family of the Revolution.  You guys accepted me, and have really been great for putting up with me this week end even though I've been an ass.  I'd especially like to thank Mysterious, Mystic, Bad Girl and Mudd.  You four specifically have helped me from really spiraling. Also, I'd love to thank my bestie Zombie Cupcake, and her ro
What Do You Think?
WOW Where do I start. Something that is going on in my life. Well I feel used by my friends. I feel as if they only call me when they are in need. What kind of friends are that? I ask you? What would you do if you friend only seem to call you when they need.... Money, Food, Sex. A place to sleep.   Someone tell me something? BYRD915
Ok.. most of you have seen my status lately.  Yes, I am for the most part leaving fubar.. I won't be trying to level.. I won't be buying people in fu-owned, I have adjusted my settings so that I can't be owned.  My pictures are locked up until I decide to come back full-time to fubar.  I have my reasons, and if you wish to stay in contact beyond the limitations of fubar... send me a private message.  I will be on now and then to work in my lounges for my own reasons (which are all private), I will be here to DJ now and then for a few lounges I work with, but thats about it.  I am sorry for the short notice.. but it has to be at this time like this.  I hope you all understand.  Thank you for taking the time to read this. ~AngL~
Needing Heroes To Help Me!
I am looking for some heroes. Please send me a message on here, SB me or send me a text at 636 524 1435 for details about how you can help! Thanks Amber
Love Is All You Need
Music Monday was inspired by all the cheesy friend/romantic/familial love I felt this weekend...and nostalgia and all that good junk 1.  Love will Come Through - Travis2.  Love Always Remains - MGMT3.  All you Need is Love - The Beatles4.  Love is All Around - The Trogs5.  Let me Love you - Mario6.  Always be my Baby - Mariah Carey7.  Love Will Never Do (Without You) - Janet Jackson
Boy Toy Application
  Ok so I do like to spoil so I've figured I'd take 5 slots out of my top friends to give specifically to my boy toys.   To qualify you must be physically fit. Must do a salute with my name shirtless Must rate my profile once a day at least I will rate your profile once a day as well Must Trade Pimpout's With My At Least 3x A Week heavy raters will always get a bling from me And on my bombing days you will get bombed without having any 11's or asking Must also have a minimum of 250 photos posted in one album. Must also be willing to fu marry me if we level 5x together LOL   Have a great day Everyone Comment this blog to apply Huggz and Kisses
A Mini Spotlight
I am running a mini spotlight for Uncle Ike's Uncommon Beauties of fubar every day, of course, with permission of the Beauty in question.  I post the Beauty's photo and a mention in my status!
 i told u i was broken. my mind does not function any more. the woman i gave up everything for to provide for her and her kids decide i wasnt worth her time when it started and i asked her for help. drinking was the only thing she cared about and she didnt need some broken down weak warhorse bothering her. its only got worse since then. i try to talk to girls on here and get my mind working again but just like with u i was trying to say something nice i thought and u run away like im an insane maniac. i will leave u alone and try to find my way out of this living hell the way i lived my whole life. ALONE
4/19/10 Love Tarot
Hi Betty! Here is your Daily Love Tarot Card for Monday, April 19 "The Two of Pentacles card suggests that this matter may put you in a bit of a bind. However, it may offer two distinct possibilities for handling your time, attention and resources as they affect your relationship or love life. With careful consideration, this could actually be a win-win situation for you, provided you are not sending or receiving mixed messages. This could be a chance to double your pleasure or your chances for material or physical success especially when it comes to physical intimacy or children, provided you are adept at walking the fine line between practical realities and your appetites. You just may need to be reminded of the old sayings 'for better or worse' and 'all things in moderation.'"

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