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Copycats
so i am just kinda annoyed at the moment. i use to have a best friend that basically we did alot together and now we are basically rebuilding our friendship. i told her that i wanted to get my haircut and she went out and got it done the way i was gonna do it and then blasts pics all over instagram and fb ... like who does that ... any thoughts chime in .. am I being petty or would you do this to your friends ??
Gun Control
This is just something I think everyone should know but even more they should understand. Laws We as a people would like to think that every law on the books for every one state and federal is there to protect us. This isnt always the truth. Lets look at seat belts.. do they save lives Yes This is a rather common belief So 90% of us will wear our seat belts.. But think of this You as a person lost the right to choses weather or not you can or can not wear your selt belt.... This is a loss of freedom. Guns. Always a hot topic. Every year more and more laws are put down More and more restrictions more and more people find it harder to buy a fire arm legally. Think about this. A criminal don't give 2 flying FUCKS about the laws. Thus why they are criminals, it is easier to find a gun from a black market dealer than to buy one from a gun shop. So with that in the back of your head Explain to me why some one with no criminal history no mental problems finds it so hard to buy a firearm
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Salute
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Sports
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My Secret Orgasms
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Lonely Browneye's Poetry Corner
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Recipe's R Us
GRANDMOTHER'S FAVORITE PEACH COBBLER1 stick butter1 1/2 cups sugar1 cup flour1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder3/4 cup milk1 can (30 ounces) sliced peaches in syrup1 teaspoon cinnamon1/3 teaspoon nutmegPreheat oven to 350 degrees. Melt butter in 9 x 13 casserole dish. Separate half cup sugar, all of cinnamon & nutmeg. Separate peaches from syrup.Mix 1 cup sugar and the other dry ingredients together in a bowl.Stir in milk & syrup from peaches. Put peaches in casserole dish with melted butter. Pour batter over the top of peaches. Mix cinnamon, nutmeg & 1/2 cup of sugar mixture and sprinkle over top of batter.Bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour or until top crust is golden brown.
First Timer
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Anal Sex
My biggest fantasy is to to be fucked and watched by a room full of people. I would let anyone take a turn to fuck any of my holes. I like to be slapped arounds love love love big dick in my big ass. some people please help me!!
Truth
So I fucked around and spoke my mind why the hell did I do that oh well . LoL
Poems And Other Things
“For whom is that taping at my chamber door?Is it you my beloved Lenore?”Times hasn’t been kind to me,Ever thing that once held light has now fared to black,I’m left in the darkness missing your radiant light,Being haunted by your memory and these feelings I can’t fightI stare at your picture above my fire place,The fire of my love for still burns for you,But the fire inside my soul has burnt out long ago,And your ghost torments me why can’t I hold you again?Oh Lenore take away my pain,And leave me in the darkness now and forever more,And stay with me forever this I ask and nothing more,Give one last kiss this I plead I won’t beg you anymoreLay me on a funeral pyre,Take my soul to thee far away,To my beloved Lenore,I swore I am yours from now and forever more“Thus I quote the raven never more” Strangers sing,While lovers lie,The moon gets all the attention,While the stars get ignored until they fallHiding in the shadows,Ashamed
Bed....
I've been put on complete bed rest until i deliver. I've been contracting consistently and they are getting more painful. I will be making a doctors appoinment first thing monday to see if i can possibly deliver early, if not the bedrest will continue until the doctor feels ive reached a safe point in the pregnancy to deliver.....
Dunno What You Did!!
Thirteen years..... I dunno how I knew it but when you got outta your truck that day I knew you were the one, The one I loved.... The one I was ment to love and be loved by in return.... And ultimately I knew you were the one I was gonna love for the rest of my life You made Christmas of 2000 so magical for me, We were both so shy, We both knew it... Yet neither of us spoke a word... But we didn't have to the language you and I speak can not be taught... It's not spoken with human lips Nor can one buy, You either have it or you don't. You and I speak and talk with our hearts. CS was such a blast we had so much fun.... two whole floors of nothing but Arcade games and outside.. The bumper boats, Gocarts, Batting cge and putt putt golf..... I ould have done whatever I wanted but choose to be in your arms by your side. The next night we went to the theatre (Dispite there was the chance of snow) We went to Cast AWay and had so much fun sneeking in the back door to the mall, And not gt
Planet Majesty
I write short stories and poems.....mostly romance/erotica,but some horror as well.So,I thought I'd start you guys off with one poem and one story.Then you let me know if you want to read more.Be warned.....some my writings are very naughty! Queen Europa JOURNEY TO HELL by Queen Europa Sunset...gold red streaks what a magnificent site! Violet then deep blue welcomes the night. The colors fade the sky turns dark. A full moon rises the wolves howl and bark. He awakes from his slumber dresses in black. Beware he's getting ready getting ready to attack. Hiding in the shadows his hunger is great. He grows impatient for a victim to desecrate. He spots a lone female so innocent,so pure. He knows she will be easy so easy to lure. One look in his eyes she's under his spell. Unaware of her fate her journey to hell! She obeys her master her blood she does give. He drinks till he's full but leaves nothing to live.
Your Penis Picture...(via Collegehumor.com)
Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!It's funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled "monster.jpeg".I hope you don't mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It's quite attractive! And I don't tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don't? I'll bet you're just being shy.Although we've been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven't gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You've done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I'm so grateful to have seen this side of you.Not only that, but I can't tell you how many promising relationships I've entered into, o
Just Stuff.
Waiting for the nightThat I can escapeFrom this hell of a lifethat i live day by day.Escape to your armsAway from the worldUp above all elseI wanna be your girl.Jump in the vanThe radio loudRoll the windows downForget the crowd.Forget the pillsForget the cashForget I'm nothingBut a piece of ass.
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Getting Poked
I haven't been on here in awhile n these pokes etc r new... When I think of pokes I think of jabs all sexual! So many pokes I feel like I'm gettin gang banged! Hmm to b trueful that is a fantasy of mine... But these virtual pokes r exhausting n seem pointless n unexciting. Am I wrong to think this way? I'd much rather b turned on,,,
Babette's Corner Of The World
Okay it been awhile since i been on a date ... and now that I am in my 50's I like Oh Lord what to do now, No longer the spring chicken that I was .. Actually scared to start again ... Not sure what to do anymore Oh I great at giving advice but I tend not to followe my own LOL I know they say 50 is the new 30 but I dont know or is it the new 40 ..
Clothing Matching Skills
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For Viper
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Fu-girlfriend
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11 Lessom About Saga Of Silicone Breast Implants In Uk
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My Love Kush
I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY. YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME MORE THAN YOU CAN SEE. I ONLY WISH I CAN BE BY YOUR SIDE EVERY WAKING MOMENT. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE. YOU KNOW THE WORDS I SPEAK TO YOU ARE TRUE AND REAL. BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER. I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH AND LOVE AND WANT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD. I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT I DONE TO DESERVE A MAN LIKE YOU. YOU KNOW I'LL ALWAYS BE TRUE. YOU ARE A RARE FLOWER IN A MYSTICAL GARDEN OF LOVE. YOU ARE THE AIR THAT I BREATHE. YOU ARE THE SUN TO MY SKY. I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU TILL THE DAY I DIE. I LOVE YOU BOO BEAR. YOU ARE MY HEART THE MAN OF MY DREAMS AND THE HOLDER OF THE KEY TO MY HEART. THE MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE OF MY HEART AND SOUL. THANK YOU BABE FOR ALL THE GREAT JOY YOU BRING TO MY LIFE EVERY DAY AND THE HAPPINESS THAT IS THE SWEETEST MELODY TO MY SOUL. FOREVER AND ALWAYS YOURS. YOUR FUTURE WIFE AND BABY BOO BABE I LOVE YOU MORE
Thoughts That Make It To The Outside World.
The Warrior of the Light has learned that it is best to follow the light. He has behaved treacherously, he has lied, he has strayed from the path, he has courted darkness and everything was fine, as if nothing had happened. Then an abyss suddenly opens up. One can take a thousand steps in safety, but a single step too many can put an end to everything. The Warrior stops before he destroys himself. When he makes that decision, he hears four comments: "You always do the wrong thing. You're too old to change. You're no good. You don't deserve it." He looks up at the sky. And a voice says: "My dear, everyone makes mistakes. You're forgiven, but I cannot force that forgiveness on you. It's your choice." The true Warrior of the Light accepts that forgiveness. -Paulo Coelho
Honest And Bold!
U as a mother or father of a son or daughter kiss your child that will always be your baby goodbye send him off to war to fight a fight u will never fully understand , but that don't matter, he/she stands for your freedoms and fights for others to be free as well! U kiss your husband or your wife goodbye u send her or him to war,U don't understand the fight nor do u understand how it is more important then the family they have right before them here, but u do it and are proud to.U kiss your Mommy or Daddy goodbye U don't understand why u have to say this goodbye, U know that person stands for freedom and must keep it safe..HE OR SHE has a HIGHER CALLING...ONE THAT THEY SIGN UP FOR willingly for TO DIE FOR U! U have more respect for a man that may or may not have died for your sins ,then u do for men and woman, someones child, parent, family member, or loved one, husband or wife then u have for OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMAN THAT DIE EVERYDAY FOR U! AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!! U
I Work And Sleep
really? what did i have? i had another rope pulling me in yet another direction. i am spread thin as it it and i come here to relax, find new friends, chat a little about bullshit and the days events...i certainly didnt expect to be held to being available whenever. that doesnt happen. i work and i work long hours. i live in one room with another person. time and privacy are elusive. someone that lives alone and does not go to work will not understand this. do not push it on me. i do what i can. maybe i shouldnt be here looking for someone to talk to? i never EVER expect someone to be at my beck and call. wth? i do have a life, and for what its worth, im doing my damndest to live it. i am nice to everyone but dont ever...EVER call me a liar. im nothing if not the most honest person. if im busy, im busy. i had it good, huh? tell me, what exactly did i have? i work a lot, then i sleep. so if im not here to chat or play, and you expect me to, im very sorry, it cant always happen like
Randomness
It truly IS the hardest thing ever to not just let go and say what you feel.It's fear, fear of losing, fear of actually being right, fear of being wrong... but I think the best thing is to conquer your fear because if not, you may look back someday and regret it. Our time is limited.. at best. I want to live, I want to love, I want to be ME. Hey fear, you've got it comin! *shakes fist* According to you... I'm stupid.. I'm useless.. I can't do anything right According to you... I'm difficult and hard to please forever changing my mind (true) I'm a mess.. in a dress can't show up on time even if it would save my life according to you.. according to you But according to him, I'm beautiful incredible he cant get me out of his head I'm funny irresistable ..everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite and I don't feel like stopping it so baby tell me what I've got to lose? He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you, I'm boring.. I'm moody
Naughty
Things are better when they’re forbidden. It’s just a fact of life.They say that people want what they can’t have.Drinking is more fun when you’re underage. Girls love bad boys. Actors want to be rock stars and rock stars want to be actors. Teenage boys want MILFs and men want barely legal coeds. And of course, there’s just something about having sex with someone you’re not supposed to, in a place you’re not supposed to, in front of people you’re not supposed to.A friend once told me that he had sex with his girlfriend at a sleepover, when all his friends were sleeping around him in sleeping bags.I told him I could do better. "Gorilla" Ooh I got a body full of liquorWith a cocaine kickerAnd I'm feeling like I'm thirty feet tallSo lay it down, lay it downYou got your legs up in the skyWith the devil in your eyesLet me hear you say you want it allSay it now, say it nowLook what you're doing, look what you've doneBut in this jungle you can'
Broken Branch
What I have stumbled upon, is the possibility of forgiveness beyond forget. Is this something I must do, to make it through all this regret? Forgetting is not an option, it’s been imprinted in my mind. Visions that haunt me to this day, after thirteen years of time. Help me forgive you Mom, Dad I need yours too. Please paint me a picture, of what I’m supposed to do. I find it difficult to look at you, without remembering the days. When I got down on bruised knees, closed my swollen eyes, and cried through countless prays. Lord please help me I plead, as the blood dripped from my hands. Begging him to stop the time, to end the falling of the sand. To deliver me back to you, so I could find out why. You disowned your flesh and blood, and your love was in short supply. Today I stand before you, pondering the possibility to forgive. For regardless of what you chose to do, the life I was forced to live. The combination of your blood, also run
Shura No Hana
the Japanese title of this song is "修羅の花". This is read as "Shura no Hana" and means "Flower of Carnage". 死んでいた朝に とむらいの雪が降る はぐれ犬の遠吠え 下駄の音きしむ いんがなおもさ みつめて歩く 闇を抱きしめる 蛇の目の傘一つ いのちの道を行く女 涙はとうに捨てました ふりむいた川に 遠ざかる旅の灯が 凍てた鶴は動かず &#
Journal Entry
ally's Journal Entry: 'Blessed be the Dom who knows what He wants, and takes it from His kitten, claiming her as His, over and over, again and again...' ~ally aka keme ally's Journal Entry: I gave up looking for Mr. Right years ago.A few years after that,I gave up looking for Mr. Close Enough...Being hopeful,I started looking for Mr. Right NowBut that hasn't been very productive either...dang...So...I thought about everything and have come to the conclusion,I'm now looking for a Mr Every Now and Then! Finding any type of partner up to my standards has been pretty hard.So, I joined the 'Church of Without'' and became a 'None'.My 'Habit' has been slipping lately though...I've found it on the floor a few times when Mr Every Now and Thenwanders thu the nonnery!!hehehe
My Pink Ribbon By Danny K Winchester Ii
My Pink RibbonI never thoughtit would happen to me,after-all I was alwaysso healthy.No family historyjust out of the blueneither me nor my familyeven had a clue.They seemed so normaland always there"it couldn't happen to me"so I never cared.Then one day I would be stumped,while taking a showerI felt a lump."Dear God" why,did this happen to me?as I sit here and waitfor a mastectomy.Will I still be a woman?Will I still be the same?or will I be some kind of freakliving in shame.Would it have been differantif I had checked before?,instead I just stood thereit was something I would ignore.I feel differantbut I'm still the sameand it's something of whichI no-longer have to live in shame.So please check yourselfit's embarrasing that is truebut it's worth being embarrasedif it can save you.This Pink RibbonI'll proudly wearand I'll carry it for foreverbecause I care.Danny K. Winchester II
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Personal
Why do people have to bring up personal stuff when they dont get their way. bringing up someones kids is tking it to far and so is starting shit with people they dont know. if i piss you off talk to me personally dont use my kids or my past.
Joke
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
My Thoughts
My life in a matter of weeks changed i went from haveing 3 wonderful kids liveing with me a husabnad a home of my own a job it did not pay much but we were slowly makeing it to loseing my husband then i lost my child she was taken from me when he left me and then i lost then me and the 2 kids i still had was put out on the street i hear people say all the time people have it worse and i admit people do i had to give up my 2 kids to keep them from being homelesss and it hurts i got 5 kids and cant have none of them right now i have this pain everyday i go through hell each day i dont show it but i do my heart is so broken i dont know if ill ever be able to pick up the pieces i want to fined someone who can help me tho i know i got to do it on my own for the most part but i dont know how much longer i can take this yes i get on here i enjoy my fu family but i hide the hurt as much as possible one man took everything i ever loved away from me left me basicly homeless if it wont for my fr
Not This Time!!
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I Love Kem - Qun Kem Tự Chọn Tại Tphcm
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Fu Mafia
TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOUThe tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people who use credits to pay for their player) who's a scrubbed pla
Jordon's Blogs
The word "rejoice" is found 365 times in the Gospels - that means that every day the Lord sends us a reason to celebrate.
Babygirl
to every guy and girl out there i am fuckin taken so wen u message me if the first thin u want to talk about is sexget the fuck lost. i am here to just make friends. if u still proced to message me and talk about that sit i will take action and u will not like the fuckin repercutions that come out of it dont piss me the fuck off. so if u just want to be fiends then message me if not leave me the fuck alone end of the god damn fucking story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you babygirl
Give Myself To You
When reaching for the stars, seems out of reach. I offer you this lesson, the one that I must teach. Nothing is impossible, unless you allow it to be so. And the possibility of YOU, I will never let go. You have brought meaning, and defined my smile. You are worth every minute, every day, every mile. The man that you are, and have proven yourself to be. Has only strengthed that possibility. My dreams I hold dear, for you are in them to. And I would wait a lifetime, for one second with YOU. I've heard people say that when you find the one, you'll know. That statement is true, for my love continues to grow. Stronger and deeper with every passing minute. I just can't picture my life, without you in it. For, every since day one, I have been spellbound. That once in a lifetime feeling, is exactly what I found. Regrdless if I'm dreaming, or if I'm wide awake. The intensity of this feeling, cannot be mistaked. YOU hold the key, which opens every door. And can't wait to sho
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Passionate Kiss My body writhed against his as I began my lap dance for him. He was my favorite client in the whole club. His money went a very long way and I seemed to be his very favorite girl. My soft blond hair and curvy hips was the clincher I was almost positive of that. In our own private room my body was clad only in a tight little g-string which didn’t hide much of anything due to the fact that it was white against my light skin. He sat in the chair and I knelt in front of him slowly grinding my ass against his lap. I could feel his hunger and desire growing in his pants. I could feel it straining the very zipper which was the only thing between us really. My hands sliding up and down his arms as my hips rocked and arched into his lap. Making the most languid soft grind against him as the soft music pumped into the room. My large breasts bounced slowly and one of his hands climbed up my body and pinched at the large pink nipple which made me absolutely wild
Complete!
Have you ever had someone, just take you by surprise. Sweet you off your feet, before you realize. That the person you once were, no longer exists. Suddenly the fear you had, is easily dismissed. For giving into it is greater, than holding in the way you feel. Absorbing every emotion, knowing it is real. Everyone has that person, that was designed specifcly for them. And when your hearts combine, love is what you'll win. The feeling is surreal, overwhelming yet pure. Free from wrecklessness and taint, yet full of love's allure. I have found my one, he swept me off my feet. And through his eyes I felt his love, and I am now complete.
Random
Blocking people for polishing bling? Its part of the game how do you think you got where you were or did you forget you had to do it as well? I can understand if one polishes a pony but for the rest? STFU. It's a game and should be treated as one and not ultra serious because the majority come here as a retreat when bored, or to occupy our minds not get yelled at my greedy hoes and trendy fucks. Instead of blocking people who polish your treats why not be happy they ahve actually decided to visit your page? Sure it is to polish but it is an essential part of the game is it not? Saying I will block you if you polish my stuff is highly immature for an adult to say assuming one is actually their actual age on here but let's face it ,any say they are 23 and are 16 or 35 and 45 but still seems high schoolish now don't it? This is truly the adult version of high school although not many act adult here just goofy, flirty and such but it is a goofy game where many come to decompress. The drama
Not Acceptable
Delusion is when you are foolish enough to believe something that isn't and never was real...people live in this world every day and I am one of them..I witness others lying..then covering it up with another lie just to lie to someone else..until they become smothered in a world of lies..then wondering why nothing goes the way it should...stating they love them all in the process...confessions and solutions are simple...but excuses and more lies seems to be the only answer...playing the game..and playing with REAL peoples emotions...flying into no-fly zones...breaking the hearts of those they are aupposed to love the most....lying to every single one of them...I have lived that life before and it was NOT worth the cost...ONE person opened my eyes to how the truth really can set you free and I refuse to live that way anymore..it took me TOO long to build back something I tore down and since that realization hit me...I vowed to be a better person and always be open..honest.
Sad News
well i still havent found the way to cope with everything ... my heart feels like it has been ripped out my soul feels broken.. The love of my life has been through so much this week... Hes one tough man missing his touch , his smile, him telling me he loves me missing everything about him i sleep with his shirt at nite on his side of the bed i love bill more then life its self IM so lost cant find my way to cope.... so yesturday oct 27 we had to call 911 for bill aka dark he was worrying and scaring me he wasnt him and i could see it BROKE MY HEART TO DO IT He isnt doing well its tearing me up inside and out i cuddle with our love pillow on his side of the bed and cry i fold his clean clothes and cry i stare at his pics and cry i love this man so much i want my BILL HOME i cant even pretend im ok im broken inside i want my soul mate back
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whats going on in the world hey sounds like fun
Erotic Tail
I opened her mouth slightly to let her tounge slip in, the bittersweet taste of booze and soda fill my scences. I moans as our tounges danced for what seems like a long time, I pushed her down on her back and wraped my legs around her small waist. I could feel my inner tighs heat up with passion and lust, I grabed her shirt and pulled it up over her head letting her breathe for a second before closeing my mouth with hers again. "Should we do this?" She whispered through kisses. "I don't care, I have wanted you for so very long." I release her mouth and start licking a nibbling her neck and ear. I pulled her up just get release her breast from the contents of her bra she moaned my name. It filled me with such a feeling, I then continued my search of those sweet pink nipples I have craved for, for so long. I licked it at first to hear the reaction I got was more than enough for me I enclosed my mouth suckling listening to her hiss and moan in sweet pleasure. I sucked hard and used
Define This Word For Me
Finding the meaning, behind the word friend. Is a lifelong journey, that doesn't seem to end. Friends are supposed, to have each other’s back. Not wait for it to be turned, then attack. The roles are reversed, but I've played the game before. I seen it coming, predicted it, but I wasn't quite sure. I gave this one more room, I was blinded and weak. Fearing the words, I was hoping to never speak. Lies are destruction, even ones not meant to be. For how do you know, if they are innocent completely? That's it, you do not, with a lie you can't tell. Putting your belief, in an unwritten tale. But when a person captures a lie, in black and white. That's when you are no longer blinded, have seen the light. Even though you heard them tell many lies, to the ones that they love. Yet, you let your guard down, unaware of. The boundaries they'd cross, the limits they'd reach. An unwritten contract, they seem to have breached. For, friendship is emotions intertwined. A
Dong Phuc Bao Ho Lao Dong
Cơthể con người rất đa dạng, c người mập cũng c người ốm. Vy lm sao để chọn một ci o thun ph hợp cho phi nam th cũng thật l nan giải. Sau đy chng ti đ khảo st kiến rất nhiều người v được chia thnh những nhm sau. Nhm 1:Ốm v cao Những người đn ng nhm ny th họ rất tự ho về chiều cao của họ, nhưng với trọng lượng khng mấy nặng của họ th họ rất ngại, v đa số th họ c lẽ ưa chuộng những chiếc ao sơ mi rộng thng thnh để giấu đi khuyết điểm ny. Nhưng để chọn cho họ một ci o thun ph hợp cho vc
Suffered Enough
A light came shining through the darkness my way. Should I walk in its direction, or simply run away? It took me by surprise, unexpected to say the least. I'm trying all that I can do, the tame my inner beast. A feeling unknown, shocking and new. Power, with such purity, created by YOU. Trembling knees, shaky presence, filled with a racing heart. Has left me a stand still, I found the light inside the dark. It is so vibrant, colorful and true. My one has finally found me, I know that it is YOU. My world has expanded, it's lit up for me to see. The future belongs to us now, you and me. Pure inspiration, from the very first words. They were soft and sweeter, than any I've ever heard. I will no longer shed blood tears, they will not fall from my eyes. From the day I fell in love with you, I have memorialized. Your worth, a new beginning, the past no longer matters. There's no such thing as broken promises, there's nothing to be shattered. For everything that happened bef
"izzy's,...thoughts"!...
“COMMUNING,…WITH,…CHRIST”!...Today, I don’t,…neglect, this quiet hour;As my Soul,…truly seeks.Knowing the thrill,…of His Holy-Power;I hear the Son,…when, He speaks!...In prayer, with Faith,…His Voice, I’ve heard;My inner-soul,…He strongly stirred.All loosened cords,…He brings, in tune;And I, with Him,…indeed, commune!... Your Friend, Mr. Bo-Jango!... “FREEDOM,…FROM,…WANT!”… For those, who believe the Gospel-of-Grace,…Almighty-God, gives both the Freedoms of this World; which it advocates, and much,…much more. His, are everlasting. A Freedom, which this World cannot give,…nor the god of this World; ever take away. Our Living-God, through His Word,…offers; Power, Love and the promise of a sound-mind!... After we accept His Son, (our Christ-Jesus); and what He has accomplished, for us on Calvary,…we; rece
My Name!
I sat through swollen eyes...broken and blood stained skin...listening to my own body attacking itself...through hunger and infection setting in...needing someone...anyone....I had someone...ME...through good times and the unimaginable I have never let myself down...I am always there when no one else is...holding my head high through some of the most shameful occurrences...right or wrong I do what it takes...regardless of what that may be...fierce and fearless...it has always been me against the world...yet I listen to people and it shames me how petty this world has become....I stand up for those who have no choice...those who never complain while suffering in silence...hearing other people's non-existent issues is what keeps me silent....keeps me writing...weakness has never been an option in the world I live in....I have only had one choice and that is JUST DO IT...breathe in...breathe out...and strive to succeed....LISTEN to all the negativity...it fuels the fire...REMEMBER the bad
My Writing
DreamingDreaming is my timeTo Explore my MindKeeping time and taking notesFeelings and Emotions running riotMaking a MovieOne image at a timeBringing thoughts to the fore frontLiving and feeling everythingLoving every momentBad ones creep in but I shoo them awayTaking stock of my lifeDreaming about people, places, times and environmentsPleasing and enveloping my whole beingMental time out and my time to healMy space to be who I want to be. Sitting in a gardenTrees surrounding MeLeaves rustling across the floorI stand there and slowly remove all my clothes for You
Random Thoughts...
Sorry, I just don't get it... I'm not judging those who do it by any means. More power to ya! Do whatever makes you happy. I just don't see the point in it for myself personally. I have NO desire to get married again, virtually or otherwise. It would take a pretty spectacular relationship to change my mind on that. I also have no desire to change my personal identity on here based on who "owns" me. Thankfully the friend who currently "owns" me is a nice guy who doesn't give a crap about all that. If he were someone who expected me to change my name I'd have a problem with that. I honestly don't care about levelling either. LOL Wow, I don't mean to sound all anti-fu, I guess I just use this site for different purposes. I love to meet new people that I normally wouldn't meet and get to know them. I could honestly care less about levelling or lounges or mafias. I have limited time online and I prefer to spend it chatting with nice people. For the record this is a great plac
Prayers For Vamp Brian Kgb
Sơn Xe Vespa, Piaggio Chuyn Nghiệp.
CNG TY PHC NGUYN SƠN XE CHUYN NGHIỆP Sơn xe Vespa. Sơn xe Piaggio. Sơn xe Vespa piaggio. Chuyn sơn xe Vespa- piaggio. Chuyn sơn xe Vespa. Chuyn sơn xe Piaggio. Hiện tại Phc Nguyn đang c dịch vụsơn xe vespa v piaggiocực kỳ chuyn nghiệp. Sau khi sơn xe khch hng sẽ được bảo hnh 2 năm hoặc 20.000 km ty theo điều kiện no đến trước. Khch hng hon ton c thể yn tm với dịch vụ sơn xe tại Phc Nguyn. Gi cả để sơn một chiếc xe vespa, piaggio tại Phc Nguyn l 1 triệu 800 nghn. Sơn vnh, b l 150 nghn một ci. Chng ti lun đưa ra gi cả cạnh tranh nhưng chất lượng dịch vụ th hon ton tuyệt vời. Nế
Elegantly Fragile
This heart of glass... cracked, flawed, shattered inside. it lays defenseless. ready for destruction. save for a tear shed for it, and a faint voice, it is ready for the end.
Obsession
His body's on fire, his heart starts to race. By the touch of her skin, the sight of her face. He listens to her voice, and outlines her lips. But the words he hears, she isn't saying, each time the knife slips. Digging deeper in her flesh, he sees her tears fall. If I can't have you, then no one will at all. She doesn't understand, for he is the one in her heart. Until obsession kicked in, and tore them apart. He had her sweet taste, then sank his teeth in. Biting off pieces of her soul, leaving holes in her skin. He was blinded by love, taken over by rage. Unleashing his inner demon, from inside of it's cage. As soon as the door cracked, the beast took control. His obsession laid to rest, the other half of his soul.
Fubar Love Letter By Rev Brad
Fubar love letter Dear baby, Hey I just thought I would let you know I wanna stick my dick in all your holes. I know we don’t know each other but I couldn’t control myself cause you so damned beautiful. I know you will love me once you see my dick cause it’s a whole 8 mm which I think is the same as inches right? But this thing is so long I can suck it myself but I can‘t do it right now cause my back hurts. But it’s so freaking huge I don’t think you will be able to handle it. And don't worry about how my marital status says married. Me and her have been seperated for a whole week now. Is that your husband? Cause he kinda looks like a complete douche. I bet he never really satisfies you but I could. I'll even pay to fly you from where ever you are to here. I don't think he would mind cause like I said he looks like a complete douche and wouldn't care. Now tell me what you want me to do to do for you. If you ask me to I will eat my own
Useless
I have seen the setting sun of days gone by long ago. I have seen the sunrise of a thousand mornings. I feel the aches and pains of age, though they do not compare to the pains of the scars I carry in my heart. I have attempted to be a good person, although to have it spit back in my face. Am I that useless in this age, this era?
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Foulness
I have been to a great many places, have done many things. I have I have seen many joys, and just- if not more- as many sorrows. I have seen the victomology of this world; ranging from infant to senior. There is no more purity, no more innocence. As pure as a child this day may seem, they have already had their virginity taken by the electronic surrogate of the web. So yes, no more innocence. Every heart is as blackened as coal. The air, the water, the Earth, and the heart and soul, are as fouled as decaying flesh.
Life Changes
Recently my mom and i had a talk about my life changes. in the last 10 years I;'ve been married once and engaged twice. My first marriage failed miserably because he decided his habbit was more important then working together and fixing a marriage. I was only 23 yrs old when it happened. Needless to say I learned from my mistakes. I swore up and down that I would never marry again. Still to this day I think marriage is a joke. Would I like for it to happen yes I would but lets be realisitic nothing lasts forever. In the last 6 months I've been with my boyfriend who I love very much. He knows I would do anything for him and then some. He knows my situation on not being able to have kids. He argues that I need to go to a specialist to find out and see. I;ve gone to drs and they have told me time and time again the chances of me having a child is not very good. Due to so many health problems. I don't wanna go through the heartache of it all. I don't want to sound selfish but Im starting
New Column
So, a friend of mine was recently dumb enough to suggest I start writing a column for his website. I won't post it here but I'll include the link for anyone interested. It's just me being my usual little ray of sunshine! http://thetaylornetworkofpodcasts.com/2013/12/04/sister-throat-punch-death-watch-holiday/
Hey
Hello everyone. my name is Laura Dodson. i am 28 years old. never been married but i have 3 beautiful children. my childrens name is Logan Aaron Nichols, Maria Ella Nichols and Victoria Lynn Dodson. i have been with 2 guys throughout my life and i had children by them both. Logan and Maria got the same dad but Victoria got a different dad and he dont see her like he should but oh well thats life right??? well my daughter, Victoria Lynn was born when i was 32 weeks and 5 days pregnant with her (her due date was April 15 2013) she was born on February 21 2013. yea i know what you are thinking wow so early.. yes she was a preemie baby and she spent 2 weeks in the NICU at Roanoke Carilion Memorial Hospital in Roanoke Va. she came home on March 10 2013. let me tell you my daughter amazes me so much in her almost 10 months of her life that she has been here with me. she is truly a miracle and i just thank god for his miracles. well i am going to go now but i will be back on blog soo
Creative Writing
At dusk she wakes, standing she stretches and walks slowly to the opening of her den. Looking out at the freshly fallen snow, it sparkles like diamonds in the dim light. She steps out of the protection of her sanctuary, she shivers as the cold of the snow spreads through the pads of her paw. She shakes of the chill and sniffs the crisp air. There is something different in the air tonight she could feel it. She starts to trott through the woods picking up pace as a burst of energy hits her. The trees flying passed her as she runs full speed to the edge of the forest. She looks out carefully surveying the area for danger before walking out of the cover of the trees. She walks over to the pond leaning her head down she quenches her thirst. Perking her ears she hears an owl hooting in the distance, a pair of raccoons chattering as they scavenge for food, and the yipping of a lone coyote. She turns walking over to a huge snow covered rock she sits looking up at the moon as her mind wanders
I Wish I Never Heard
A fool such as I, deserves all that she gets. Every last heartache, and the harder it hits. I feel as if I'm drowning, being dragged under. Mystified by the lightning strike, following the thunder. I hear the distant roars, the screams of the night. Still I push on, searching for the light. Surrounded by darkness, refusing to cave. Feeling bitter and weak, pretending to be brave. I remember the Blade, how it tore through my flesh. Unexpected eyeopener, which shot through my chest. It came looking for me, saught me out. Sent tears down my face, while drowing in doubt. My soul was instantly, taken from me. Through watered down eyes, that didn't want to see. A feeling a little too familiar, happened yesterday. As a stranger came along, ventured my way. I ignored my gut, I have given her a chance. Yet my eyes are wide open, and my memory's enhanced. I will do as I did before, and not say a word. I just pray she never speaks, all I wish I never heard.
You Know Its Real
You know it's real when you cant stop smiling, When your thoughts revolve around him, He's the one you feel the happiest with, When theres just that something about him that you dont see in other guys, And when you're not with him, The only place you want to be is in his arms
Fraa Blog
When the temperature takes a dive, winter coats come to the rescue. Know which coat shapes will work best for you? www.2014cloth.com suggests a few coat shapes that you should consider before you decide on a style for you: - Boyfriend coats: They have an androgynous fit that will glide over your waist and hips, and can be designed in any length. This classic style will take you from one season to next, and can look great with both work wear and casuals. - Oversized styles: They are enlarged and masculine; an ideal style to wear over chunky knitwear and extra layers. Try adding a belt to focus on your waist. - Maxi coats: Longer in length, they are gender neutral. - Wrap coats: They are universally flattering on all body types and sizes. They are unlikely to have buttons, just a wrap around with a belt.
Saw This On Fb, Lol
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him2. Sleep with him3. Leave him with peace4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)5. Don't bother him with hismovementsSo whats so hard about that?HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make awoman happy, a man only needsto be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a plumber10. a mechanic11. a carpenter12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic26. warm27. attentive28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant36. prudent
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Recipes
Picante Chicken Rice Burritos The combination of chicken, cheese, olives and rice mixed together in a tortilla is outstanding. Definitely try this recipe. Serving: 12 INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup chopped green onion 1 clove garlic, minced 7 cups shredded, cooked chicken meat 1 tablespoon chili powder 2 1/2 cups chicken broth, divided 1 16-ounce jar picante sauce, divided 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice 1/2 cup sliced black olives 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese, divided 12 burrito size tortillas DIRECTIONS: 1. To Make Chicken Mixture: In a large skillet over medium heat, melt butter and saut green onion and garlic until soft; stir in chicken, chili powder, 1/4 cup broth and 3/4 cup picante sauce. Heat through, then set aside. 2. To Make Rice: In a large saucepan, bring rice and remaining 2 1/4 cups broth to a boil. Reduce heat, cover pan and simmer for 20 minutes. Stir in remaining 1 1/4 cups picante sauce, cover and simmer for another 5 to 10 min
What If
Brian completed the quiz "What does the week you were born say about you?" with the result The Week of the Loner – Pisces 2 March 3-10. You live in a private world all your own. Your home is a retreat from the world, where you admit very few. You tend to isolate yourself more then what is good for you. You have a distinct dislike for superficiality; you mistrust loud, aggressive or pushy people and find it hard to work with people who lack sensitivity. Grace, honesty and an unassailable aesthetic and moral code prevent you from acting underhandedly or particularly hurtful. You have elegance and grace in all that you do, you are a great admirer of sensuous beauty, particularly in people and paintings and you give your home a special touch. You have a strong soulful side and have empathy for all forms of human suffering. You see a distinct difference between being lonely (which you rarely are) and being alone (which you are often) You can become addicted easily to drugs, dri
Playing With Tits!!
Tadooork!
EVERYONE that sent me a birthday gift.. mail or comment I WILL say thank you to each and everyone! I recieved over 170 some gifts within 2 days and at least 300 profile comments. I love you all I have never felt more welcome and loved ! You all ROCK!! I tell ya.. no matter what i do it aint good enough to please everyone. I stick up for friends n family.. and im wrong... I dont.. and im a pussy. so ya fucked either way... Today is my husbands birthday!!! He is such a great guy MOST the time :P lol Hes a wonderful father to the boys.. and Im very honoroed to have him in our lives. Go show him some birthday loving! ~Mark ~Official Fallouts Blue Team Manager~@ CherryTAP
Eh?
Name: Boccabella, Boccabella. Rah, rah, yeah! Gender: Girl. 1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? I start the water. Then I turn it off cause I forgot something. Then I come back and start it again before realizing I forgot something else and say screw it and usually end up giving the neighbors a peep show when I'm done. No, you can't be my neighbor. 2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Um, no. I think "lather, rinse, repeat if desired" is pretty much the theme of them all.. 3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? No. I scream. Soap gets in my eyes. I SCREAM. I also fib. 5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? No. That's disgusting. Where is number 4? 6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Nooo.. But I've smoked. I'm hardcore like that. 7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Pick Up Lines
Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands, but there were groups that were trying to do away with this custom. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The Afghani woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines." What do you call an Indian with a hard on? A scrotum pole 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's
Becks Blogs
Constitutional body rejects 'carbon tax' A 'carbon tax' planned for January cannot be applied as it includes too many exemptions, a French government body has ruled, dealing an embarrassing blow to President Nicolas Sarkozy's administration. By News Wires (text) REUTERS - France's planned carbon tax cannot be applied because it includes too many exemptions, a French government body ensuring laws are constitutional ruled on Tuesday, in an embarrassing setback for the government. The tax on carbon-emitting products, meant to encourage consumers to save energy and use less fossil fuels, is one of President Nicolas Sarkozy's most loudly defended initiatives and was meant to come into effect on Jan. 1, 2010. "The exemptions included in the carbon tax run counter to the aim of fighting climate change and create inequalities with respect to public charges," the Constitutional Council said in a statement. Prime Minister Francois Fillon said in a separate statement the
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This was too cute not to share. It's funny, I had received this in an email. Wal Mart Applicant revealed... Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in California . They hired him because he was funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Dominatrix Diary
Photos from the screening of Julie Simone's "Smoking Interviews" Thescreen on this computeris wonky. Yes, I have actually left the house for a video shoot. And even when I am an hour late, with out fail it is hurry up and wait, if not a good dose of Murphy's Law. I hope we make it out of here in a timely manner, becauseI am supposed to have guest arriving ... I just found out we are all sitting with thumbs up our asses for nothing, because we are all ready!! LET'S ROLL!... Damn. it's sit and wait again.Anyways, so this shoot will require I do an improv dialoging of a subject that though I don't mind speaking about or enacting in session I feel highly uncomfortable being portrayed as on film. But what the hell,. I am a trouper, a performer, and a narcicisst who is in love with the camera... not as if I haven't portrayed a great many character's that were in complete discord with My personal beliefs and completely the opposite of My personality.This scene is going to contain
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Today's Quote Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. -Norman Cousins Today's Quote When you are reluctant to change, think of the beauty of autumn. Today's Quote If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -Mother Teresa
Steve Speaks
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who have been giving us the daily gift of NUDITY ON CAM. Let's not mince words, shall we? Many of these young ladies spend all morning NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with Generation Kill cast members James Ransone and Lee Tergesen about their roles in the series which is Anthony's new favorite. Also stopping by will be Danny McBride from The Foot Fist Way and the upcoming Tropic Thunder (which the crew of the O&A Show saw yesterday). We're also going to meet author Daniel Gardner, who will discuss his book The Science of Fear: Why We Fear the Things We Shouldn't--and Put Ourselves in Greater Danger, so as you can see... it's a busy, bu
The Meaning Of The Dragonfly....
Symbolism of a Dragonfly Tattoo Here are opinions and answers from FAQ Farmers: I have one and it's for good luck. The artist who did my dragonfly tattoo told me that it symbolizes freedom. The dragon fly is symbolic for change and being okay with it. Here is a story: The Dragonfly Once, in a little pond, in the muddy water under the lily pads, there lived a little water beetle in a community of water beetles. They lived a simple and comfortable life in the pond with few disturbances and interruptions. Once in a while, sadness would come to the community when one of their fellow beetles would climb the stem of a lily pad and would never be seen again. They knew when this happened; their friend was dead, gone forever. Then, one day, one little water beetle felt an irresistible urge to climb up that stem. However, he was determined that he would not leave forever. He would come back and tell his friends what he had found at the top. When he reached the top and climbed out
Complaint Department
Im tired... I came here just out of boredom, Im lonely, and I just like to chat. I must say that Im extremely flattered of all the compliments that I receive here on the site, but they are not really why Im here. Its mostly just to have some fun and meet people as a person. Im not trying to hook up with anyone. Im not exactly sure of what I want for my life right now. Im tired of looking at women and judging if they would be right for me or not, and it seems that you have to do an awful lot of talking to get to that point. Which leads them on and then I become the asshole that hurt their feelings. I know women are not trading cards, and yes it does bother me a lot that i have hurt some of thier feelings. Just sending some alone time... The past few days I have been bottling up and keeping to myself for some me time. I have been feeling like I need some me time. Just so all women know... When you come to me and request to be on my friends list I acknowledge you as a pe
Special Words!
I CHANGED THE FONT COLOR CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WERE NOT ABLE TO READ IT. HELP THE CHILDREN Preventing Child Sexual Abuse SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? Likes spending time with children all the time. More comfortable with c
Ramblings And More From Sunshyne Video
Both of these ladies will be in the same room when They get CT hitched and live on Cam!!! Simply add Sunshynevideolive to yahoo messenger to watch these gals get CT Hitched... All Photo Albums are now available for everyone to see this weekend. After This weekend they all go back to restricted... Feel free to rate and comment! Sorry I have not been here as we have been busy with our new site... Come check it out and join us. There is no such thing as NSFW.Check Out a New Alternative adult only network and promote yourself. Always FreeLots of Naughty Pics and VideosGreat Music As well www.chitchatzone.com
Vixen's Blog
I have been away from fubar since Feb. I honestly was just burnt out. I come back to find out it's not keeping any of my friend requests, sometimes even from a few days back. I hope to get this resolved from fubar support. If you have fanned, added and rated me and I haven't accepted, don't take it personally since I didn't know. Please rerate/ fan/ add me again and send me a message! If you Fan/ Add/ Rate me for the first time also send me a message! I'm buying Auto 11's for fubucks if you are interested please send me a message and let me know how much. I hope you had a great 4th of July Vixxen Please read the full blog. Please rate my blog! Please Rate my profile/ Fan & Add Me I will return the favor! This is required, but you do not have to wait for me to approve your request to rate. I will randomnly be giving away Fubling!!! For each folder with 100 pics you get 5,000 Fubucks If you rate with an actual 11, you get 114 (double) poi
Just A Little Of Me...
How is this fair…..I reside in a small town in central California…Along with two partners all 3 of us being non profits trying to help others we purchased a large beautiful home with the intention of helping others that can’t afford the high rents of today…We have applied to our city to open this home as a boarding house which is well needed in this county as we have families living in the dry river bed that runs through our town…We followed the compliance set forth by the city and have done all that has been ask of us…We were even given a set of compliance rules which we have and our willing to except even though some of the rules do not pertain to a boarding house we were and are still willing to do all that is required by our city officials. . We have paid all the necessary dues required by the city ..We were ask to add another flight of stairs to the house and even told we needed to add an elevator which we really think is unne
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I had an interesting discussion with a friend today about altruism. It is my contention that being truly altruistic is impossible. Maybe that view reflects my cynicism, but I firmly believe that nothing is selfless. So...ask a question to all of you lovely folks that read my drivel...can someone illustrate true altruism to me? I once read an article stating that meerkats are the only biologics that demonstrate altruism (sidenote: can rocks be altruistic?). But, studies since have shown that is not the case. Anyways, someone, please, give it a shot and prove me wrong. okthanksbye. So, after a long absense, I am back. I came home Sunday. Exciting news, yes, I know. My time in Europe was good. I am jet lagged to holy hell. My body thinks it is around 2am. Not sure I like the small changes that have been made here. Who's business is it that I left a comment on someone's profile or resonded to a Mumm or whatever, other than the person who I posted the comment to
A Great Lady Needs Your Help!
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. This lovely lady needs your help. She's neck to neck with her oppponent, and we need just one big push to bring her into 1st place... All bombers to the bomb floor now if possible... Just click on her pic, and you are there. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Angels pic link: CAN YOU HELP HER COMPLETE HER MISSION WITH SOME RATE ADD FAN LOVE? Please go show my old owner BBW Princess some love... Let's rain on her Fu love today and take her to the ??? level!!! ... BBW PRINCESS X OWNED BY BARNETTJR X WPL X CTL X OWNER OF PRINCESS LEIA AND ANGEL SNAZZY CHIC
Things To Send To Friends
What does True love mean?? is it a love at first site. or is it a glance between 2 people. Is it sexual attraction...what is true love...is it physical.. can you see it or is it just a feeling...or thought that a person has....i know there are many kinds of love.... the love of a friend..or for a friend... the love between a mother and child or father and child...the love between partners in life.... but is there really love involved when ppl meet..and not get to know one another....What is true love??? Can someone show me...or is it that complicated to explain... I just dont know any more...i see it all over the place... i want to know?? I think this song tell it all.... Toby Keith - Go With Her Lyrics Yeah, Daddy said, "Son I'm sorry You and Sheila ain't getting along And if she's so dea set on leaving you, boy Why ain't she already gone Yeah, you better break out some sweet talking 'Cause I promise you you're gonna miss her And I know what I'd do If my baby left me
Just Some Jokes To Make You Laugh
A man checked into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He had found a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. So he thought, "What the heck, I'll give her a call". "Hello?" the woman said. Wow! she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you, I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky, the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipp
Just For Your Info..
ok so after three atempts my blast has been denied so any dam suggestions ?? first one denied was this one I miss sucking, licking the juice, and nibbling on the tip, dam i wish i didnt drop my popsicle second one denied i thought ok il take the word dam out lmao nope deniedddd Third one says wanna bite, suck, lick my popsicle...yep denied ok shittttt thats about as mellow as i can be if you got suggestions for my blast let me know i try so hard to behave on here it just doesnt work lmao wahoooo im trying this for my new blast lets see if it passes it should its all about the gifts wahooooooooo mmm suck n blow i love spicy gifts or drinks called blowjobs and orgasms kinda sounds like fun dont it...do ya think it will get rejected huh huh lmao let me know what u think So my brother took me out on saturday night. we went to dinner then we went out to the bars dancing having fun lmao...anyways he had his back to the next table it was two girls there and this guy went up
Go For It :)
I just enterd the best profile contest . I was enterd late . can you help me as mush as you can .comment bombing is allowed love ya i really need your help I am now in the long hair contest if you like my hair come vote Thank you PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND ANCIENT1 WITH THIS CONTEST I AM STUCK WITH DIAL UP AND CANT COMMENT BOMB THE WAY I LIKE . PLEASE COME HELP ME OUT LOVE YA
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Come Show Some Luv For My Big Ole Ass in the booty contest I am in lol..There are two winners..one for most comments one for most rates 8-)so hook this chickie up 8-)~ I Am In A Contest For Most Ratings...All I Need Is 2 Seconds Of Your Precious Time And Just rate My Pic..Dont Even have to leave a comment..I know You All Rawk And You Will Hook Me Up 8-)..Let me Know When You Rate Pic So I can rate Your Stuff 8-)Let All Your Friends Know So They Can Rate And I Can Return Favor Just Wanted To Let Everyone Know That In A Couple Days Im Havin My Internet /Etc Shut Off..I Am Going Through Some Personal Stuff Right Now So I Just Wanted To Tell You All Bye For Awhile Imma Miss You All!! Don't Forget me!!!
You Might Want To Know...
I was updating my profile the other day and after I submitted it, fubar did a bouncer check and then didn't save my changes and actually deleted my About Me section. I haven't had the time to sit down and rewrite it yet. Sorry. If anyone has any ideas of things I should add to my page, let me know. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee If you read my blogs, please rate them. I have been thinking about creating a lounge here on fubar where I can go chat with friends when I am online. Do you think it is a good idea? What do you think I should name it if I do one? Thanks for any input. Orgasmic Aimee You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Throwin Stones From My Garden
shut your pretty eyes and sleep the night has closed in again away to a dream world so deep back once again to make amends so pretty is your face your body next to mine the past we shall erase as it becomes only you and I souls touching in the night feeling you so near just seems so right as you tremble again my dear Ill take back all the pain thats given I can remove the thoughts of shame ill return the love that you give in a room that has no blame one black rose sheds one red tear feeling nothing but blackness nothing but fear its beauty is endless color of night thorn of sadness sheds no light one black rose to ease the mind to shield itself from a world unkind turn your back on me and get what you get so many wasted days I wish we hadnt met now this tears down the walls broken things lay me down follow me down as i rise above clash within spirit up you never told me things that could change your mind left in a world of darkness go
Poetry
I saw you on a hilltop the setting sun painting beams of light across the sky and along your every curve A cool breeze rising from the ocean below teased and tousled your hair spirits danced through each silky strand You looked so wild, so beautiful a young mustang on the open meadow untamed, unencumbered your beauty radiating with passion in the sensual moment you were one with the waning sun and the wind they brought you pleasure and exhilarated your senses I could see the joy overflow from your being You ran your fingers through your hair slowly slid your hands along your body to delight in the energy flowing through you The sight of you aroused me beyond belief I could smell the passion in your soul I had to be closer but a shifting wind betrayed my presence In surprise you bolted away I couldn't let you slip away I wanted you so I gave chase I knew not if your flight was of fright or play but as I got closer the flames of desire grew inside But yo
Mike S
The Love Boat Captains Mike and Micshell . Cruise directors change as you repost and sticky, let Mike know and he will add you to the top as the cruise director for the day, if you let him know before you sticky, you will be at the top of your sticky. Also if you want to join the cruise send him, you or you and your Lover's info. Couples can pick out their Suite name, your choice keep it clean don't want the boat beached for NSFW. Two per suite .Singles will be located on the lower decks. Lets have fun and show our Love. Please ensure that you Add/Fan and Rate all riders of the LoveBoat or you will be made to walk the plank!!! Kokomo Videos | Booking Calendar | Minneapolis Real Estate ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cruise director ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Captains Suite ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~@ fubar ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Fu-Godaughter To Sassy-Laurie@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lover's Suite Mя. Đ
What Do You Think???
Hello all! Welcome to my 1st blog! I haven't even tried this before so maybe doing this one will get me kick started. I just had a thought. Did you know that morning is the longest part of the day? It is, really! Technically morning begins at midnight and goes all the way to noon. That, of course, is 12 hrs. Afternoon and evening only last half that long each. How did the times of the day I like get so shortchanged on time? I'm really NOT a morning-type person even though my schedule over here forces me to be one. And that's about it! So, do you think that my pondering this is normal for someone in my situation or have I completely gone around the bend. Has my cheese totally slipped off of my cracker? Is being in Kosovo turning my brain into mush? What do you think??? Be gentle, it's my 1st time...:-) Should (as I believe) Michael Vick, one of the most financially successful and talented players ever to step onto the playing fields of the NFL be banned from the league for life for his
I Need All My Friends And Family!
I NEED ALL MY FAMILY AND FRINDS ON THIS ONE!! HERE IS THE LINK... ...THANK YOU IN ADVANCE...ANGEL1111....PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU CAN HELP! I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS ....I AM IN A CONTEST AND I AM DOWN BY OVER 1,000 COMMENTS...PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND RATE AND ANY COMMENTS WOULD BE APPREICIATED...THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!HERE IS THE LINK CLICK ON PIC.... From their Bulletin To the DSC, WTC, CONFEDS and ALL S*U*P* this is where it's at. (repost)http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1096908171 please do not bomb this pic...bomb the pic below! We came back after 6000 down and now she's in the lead, let's keep it that way. We can win this contest ends tomorrow. Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. This lovely lady needs your help. She's in 2nd, and one big push would bring her into 1st place... All bombers to the bomb floor now if possible... Just click on her pic, and you are there. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this
Harleygal's Blogs
I haven't been online much lately... been trying to deal with some very disturbing issues at home. I dont' want my friends to think I am abandoning them though.. I still luv ya all, just trying to get my head straight and figure out what I'm going to do. Well, I passed the riding portion of the motorcycle class!! woohoo!! I am VERY sore though. I have muscles hurt that I never knew I had...If someone were to tell me that I could do a figure 8 in a box, I would have laughed at them, but I did it... I did go out of the lines some, but I did it and that's all that matters to me. Tomorrow night is the written portion, but I don't think I will have a problem with that!! I never knew riding a motorcycle was so hard and that you really have think about your movements!! I don't care if I ever ride a bike, but the fact that I CAN do it is all I need.. lol. I passed the complete riding course.. woohoo!1 I got a 100 on my written test! I can now take my completion card down to the DMV an
Fun Stuff
Ok guys...... this one is for you! lol Let's see whatcha got..... do ya have what it takes to 'measure it up' or are ya chickennnn bock bock lol Instructions: print out the pic below and measure it up! *send pics to me via cmail* LOL C'mon now, let's see!! lol Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 1,2007 You thought you wanted one thing, but now something surprising has happened and it turns out you want something else entirely. Well, who'd have predicted that? Accept that your destiny has surprising twists and turns. lol Any guesses as to what exactly this surprising thing is? ...or what I want now? lol. MEN ARE LIKE TOILETS..... THEY'RE EITHER : DIRTY, UNAVAILABLE, OUT-OF-ORDER OR FULL OF SHIT! LMAO ( I GOT THIS IN A TEXT MESSAGE, JUST WANTED TO PASS IT ALONG ) HAHAHAAA.
Ct Joys & Concerns
We have a blogger, if you call him that, in our midst that is lifting my blogs, twisting words, adding words that simply don't make sense. I advised him about the laws of plagarism and he seems to think that he is in the right. I explained to him that, if he were in college, he would fail the course. He promptly replied that he wasn't in college. Duh! I did say IF! I also explained to him that the laws applied to the real world as well. His response? So sue me! Geezzz... as much as I despise going down that path, I am oh so tempted to do so. After all, I was a paralegal for more than 15 years; I am certain that I could find a good internet law attorney in my area. Sometimes living in a capital city has its advantages as well. In case, he gets a conscience about the matter and tries to change it up, I have already printed the pages up. What this guy may or may not realize that the blog postings are date and time stamped for a reason!! It has me pretty riled u
Graffite Generator
There are no words to describe how beautiful she is, or how special she is, or my love for her. To put these things into words would be to define them, To quantify them, which means to limit them. There would be a beginning and an end. There is no definition fitting, nor any limit, nor beginning or end to her beauty, or to how special she is, or my love for her.
Randomness Hotpinkfizzle!
Bet your bulletin board is full of OWN ME or AUCTION in the titles of bullies hmm? I know mine is... *Auctions or Own Me* bulletins are for members of fubar that want to help each the bidder & the auction member by driving traffic (friends, family, & fans) that wouldnt otherwise see your page. Men & Women can participate or be Auctioned Off. Either can make an offer (a bid) on the person of their choice in an Auction. Bidding is simple! Generally there is a minimum bid (IE 20,000 fubux min to bid). Once the auction starts you can bid your fubux, ticker packs, profile bling, blasts, VIPS or Happy hours. Bids can be combinations of offers; most auctions take into account how much tickers, blings, blasts, vips, happy hours cost-so they naturally win over just fubux. Some auctions allow bidding with real monies. The PimpOuts I design, you just click the picture and it takes you to where you need to bid. (The comment box) There you leave your bid in comment form.
This Should Get You Going
Silly But Funny A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?" The Jew replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? They are only $150. Here's one that goes very nicely with your robes." The Arab shouted, "I don't want an overpriced tie, you idiot, I need water!" The Jew replied "OK, don't buy my ties. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill, about four miles is a nice restaurant. They have all the water you need." The Arab begrudgingly thanked him, then staggered away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting behind his card table. The Jew sai
Cupid On Fubar What????
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Starting Sunday, Jan. 6th until Feb. 13th we are doing a different kind of contest. To celebrate Valentines Day, we are offering a great deal. For 1,000 fu-bucks Fu-Cupid will send the person of your choice 2 Fu-gifts (Chocolates and a rose) and a personalized valentines graphic that includes a picture of them, and a personalized message from you. Included, for each of these that you purchase, you will be entered into a drawing for some great prizes listed below. These can be purchased for friends or that special someone, or even to a secret crush! PRIZES: Both of the following (2) purchased from FTD.com: Pink Pleasure: Burning Pleasure: Victoria Secret $25.00 Gift Card Red Lobster $25.00 Gift Card Ruby Tuesday $25.00 Gift Card 2 Blockbuster $10.00 Gift Cards 2 1 day Fubar Blasts 1 million Fu-bucks 500,000 Fu-bucks 425,000 Fu-bucks 250,000 Fu-bucks 150,000 Fu-bucks 50,000 Fu-bucks WHEN YOU PURCHASE A DEAL FOR SOMEONE,WHO
Surreality...
as dark as the deepest abyss... as black as an obsidian ... as cold as the siberian winter... as motionless as the dead sea... if the eyes are windows to my soul... tell me...what do you see??? waking to the feeling...of missing kisses... touching the coldness...of empty spaces... the colors of rainbow...the shadows of your eyes... reflections of loving you...the never-know-whys... bittersweet refrain...an unfinished melody... broken phrases...chaotic harmony... an unhealing wound...perpetually stabbed... bleeding crimson blood...spiked and laced... the exorcism...of haunting memories... erasing the wickedness...of invisible injuries... waking to the feeling...of missing kisses... filling up the void...of empty spaces... a prick from the thorn draws blood ... bringing the finger to my mouth... i lick the crimson flow...
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predictions of world war 3 I have many ideas of what will cause world war 3 So I will name them for sanitys sake. Lets start with the craziest lol. 1-The government really has so many nukes threw out the world because there paranoid of aliens they continually piss off with weaponizing space (Mainly america with haarp) Wanting to create a crazy automphereic type shield around the whole country. I dont know if haarp is just to throw us off from the real weapon close by to its location But I do know that they do fucked up tests that can destroy the whole planet and all life thats how fucking paranoid America is This weapon whenever used its ovious because strange weather follows They just shrug it off as global warming that bush dosint even belive in anyways Kinda like when he says he belives in god (Hes such a coke head he probably thinks he is god) Katrina was more then likely caused by Haarp So version 1=fake alien attack or real alien attack=Cause the governme
Sweeet Destinys Favorite
SADLY KRISTIAN LOST HIS LIFE ON 3-16-07 FIGHTING A RARE BATTLE OF DUCHENNE PLEASE HAVE YOUR MALE NEW BORNS CHECKED FOR THIS.. MORE INFO CLICK www.cureduchenne.org MY BEST FRIEND WROTE THIS POEM AND WILL BE READING IT AT HER SON'S KRISTAINS FUNERAL .. HAVE TISSUES CLOSE IN HAND BEFORE READING To Mum & Dad... From your Son Dear Mum & Dad: Today, I saw you crying, So I am writing to let you know, than an angel came into the night, and said it was time to go. I'm sorry I couldn't say good-bye, and I'm sorry you're hurting so bad, but, Mum & Dad, it's just so beautiful here, so please don't be sad. You know how I liked going through tunnels? Well this was the best one of all. The light was bright and safe and warm, and the angel wouldn't let me fall. In 2004, when I was born, on that 29th day of September, you became a first-time mother; it was a day you'll always remember. And in those 2
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Muy Life
Papa Roach - ScarsAdd to My Profile | More Videos Today was interesting i was awaken at about 1 am... by the sound of rain and winds...and couldnt go back to sleep at all.... it was a bit scary... didnt know we were having a hurricane just thought it was a tropical storm.... and then later about 2-3pm the electricity goes out....so much fun..... at least i took the day off... :D like my mom always says welcome to southeast texas!! .....only here is where u can have a hurricane one moment and sunny weather the next like nothing happened!! just glad it is all over with!!!...........Damn Humberto
Cream Filled Dessert Treat
My first BLOG, at least here on CHERRY TAP. Would love to have a bunch of interesting things to tell you about but I will do that later. Anyways, for now, ENJOY THE VIEW FROM BELOW. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO SexStacey@ CherryTAP OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I JUST HAD THE BEST SEX IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!! I met another couple totally into the swapping lifestyle. I mean these two are absolutely gorgeous and total fucking KINK!!! I have never cum so hard and so much in my entire life!!!! I mean seriously, I have never been so turned on in my whole life!!! We enjoyed each other's company so much that they invited me to be the "favor" at one of their next parties!!! OH HELL YEAH!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!! We got it all on video and as soon as Aaron and Stacey edit it, I promise to upload some shots in my very special private section! Stay tuned!!! Is being a human sex toy always this much fun? Alexxx
Help Me Level Up And Make Me Your Fu Owner
Last nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support Last nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support THESE TWO GUYS WERE A BIG PART OF HELPING AARON SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AND THANKS PLZ EXECUTIONER/Leading the way to help aaron get his new arms today/thanks for fubars support he gets f@ fubar Grey@ fubar THANK YOU BOTH FOR ALL YOU DID TO HELP Last nite on the ten'oc
Weekend
i have to re add friends someone got into my account and deleted all my friends 100 of my fans and 40 of my pics so i must re add alot of people sorry about this it is a hassle for me and sorry for the inconveinence..have a great day THIS WEEKEND I AM GOING TO STAY WITH MY GRANDMOTHER WHO HAS BEEN ILL AND WILL NOT HAVE ACCESS TO COMPUTER SO I WANTED MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO KNOW I HAVE NOT DISSAPPEARED SINCE I AM HERE EVERYDAY LEAVING LOVE SO LEAVE ME SOME LOVE AND I WILL RETURN IT WHEN I GET HOME ON SUNDAY THANKS TO YOU ALL HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND..MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Blings**do You Know How To Get Some Yet?
BACK BY DEMAND TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME I AM EXCITED **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 2 & 3 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL I have my Auto 11's activated. Come rate my pics with a 10 and YOU and I will both get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes
Friends
HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT EASTER!!!! KISSES AND HUGS SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Sorry have not been on much i had surgery and was laid up hope u are all doing good..Misses all my friends on here..Hope u are all doing good.. kisses and hugs..Love u all
My Life
Well, I've been working doubles at work all weekend and I worked this morning. What made it bad is the fact that I'm sick and I have to work a double tomorrow before I get a full day off Wednesday. Thank god. I might be getting a new tattoo either today or Wednesday. Can't tell anyone what it is. I want it to be a surprise. My God. For like a week or so, I had to make 4-5 different accounts on here because they all kept getting deleted. When I created this one, they said it was because I don't look my age, but wtf? I've had accounts on here before that I've had for a long time and that was never a problem before. But anyways, I got stuff sorted out, or at least I hope I did, and I plan on keeping this account for a long time. Just wanted to give all of you on here a fair warning of people to watch out for here on Fubar. FOR YOU WOMEN!! THIS GUY HAS AT LEAST 3 PROFILES ON HERE! Please watch out for him. He's the type of guy your parents always warned you about. Trust me.
Sherilynn's
THIS GUY DOESNT EVEN KNOW ME...AND DOES NOT HAVE PICS OF HIMSELF....THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME..KNOW THAT I DONT TALK TO ANYONE I CANT SEE...I TRIED TO TELL HIM THAT...HE DIDNT GET IT...THEN RATED ME A ONE AND THEN BLOCKED ME...SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS PSYCHO.. THANKS ALL Da Sox: wtf are u on here for then u dumb cunt ->Da Sox: ADD MY HUSBAND AND CHAT WITH HIM...I DONT IM.. Da Sox: people steal my pix on here Da Sox: my pics are on my messenger Da Sox: yahoo or msn? ->Da Sox: I DONT TALK TO ANYONE I CANT SEE...SORRY Da Sox: to chat, i dont like this stupid shoutbox ->Da Sox: WHY?? Da Sox: do u have yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da Sox: WHATS THAT?? Da Sox: question for u ok? http://fubar.com/user/1552297.....THATS HIS LINK TODAY I HAVE 2 YEARS CLEAN FROM ALL CHEMICALS....I AM SO GRATEFUL TO ALL WHO ARE IN MY LIFE AND HAVE BEEN WIHT ME ON MY JOURNEY...LIFE IS DEFINITLEY A TRIP..AND ITS GREAT TO LIVE EACH DAY WITH EYES WIDE OPEN...INSTEAD OF EXISTING EACH DAY I
Stuff
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit > the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he > turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do > you do with the candle drippings?" > > "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them > back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free > box of candles." > > "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual > question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious > way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do > with the crumbs?" > > "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was > trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and > send them
Funny Stuff
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. Amen! Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated And it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and Sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew Eating right could be so easy. Only in America . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cig
My First Blog (rates And Comments Appreciated)
Well...someone started up the Man Haters Club yesterday, which was quickly followed by the Men Who Love the Man Haters Club...and since I like to steal ideas and not join in other people's clubs, I made my own club. {CC} Club... where our motto is: BOOOOBS!!!! How to join? Simple: ask me nicely, and show me your boobs. You don't have to do it here, you can do it in a private message. Then, in 6-8 weeks, you will receive your ID badge and...nothing. Well, besides the respect and admiration of boob lovers everywhere for your willingness to blatantly support boobs wherever they may droop. PITBULL: hey get a job PITBULL: no one likes me i got 367 fans an you PITBULL: won't say shit now huh fag ->PITBULL: I have a job....and that fan shit don't mean nothing. ->PITBULL: is fag the best insult you can come up with, you closet homo? PITBULL: ok i got almost 2000 buddys PITBULL: whatever you crossdressing incestual queer boy ->PITBULL: thats pathetic really...how many do you
This And That
Here you have it ladies and gentleman....THIS is what you call a man stringing someone along with his sentiments and telling you how special you are and yet....knocking someone else up even while claiming to want you to spend your time and gas money to come see them....this is a man I sent a care package to when he moved to welcome him home...I can be trusted with HUGE secrets but I cannot warrent anything special in the way of recognition as a friend before making a 3 hr trip to go see him at his ex gf's house that he knocked up for the SECOND time while lying and saying that they are "just friends"...if you would like any elaboration...please feel free to ask....if you are here to cause me drama...dont bother.... xlx_lord_lestat_xlx (8/14/2008 12:22:22 AM): how many people you think i actually let into my life like i did you xlx_lord_lestat_xlx (8/14/2008 12:22:34 AM): come on tell me since you want to assume everyones the same with me ALL the time xlx_lord_lestat_xlx (8/14/20
Serious Concerns
Preface: As many of you know, I attended a QPR Suicide Prevention Gatekeeper Training Class related to meeting suicide needs of people in various situations on September 10, 2007 (World Suicide Prevention Day), as offered and supported through the Austin/Travis County Suicide Prevention Coalition. Noel and Elizabeth Roebuck were there facilitating the class, while the class was lead by a Certified QPR Instructor, Janie E. Black, M.Ed. My interest in learning more about suicide stems from a second cousin killing himself with a shotgun (butt placed on the toilet and pointed to directly under his jaw) after returning home from a war and struggling with a variety of issues when I was in my pre-teen yearsand, in later years, having friends go through bouts of suicidal tendencies, threats and attempts. Additionally, in working with domestic violence and victim situations throughout the years in the shelter and on the phones, it has been my experience that callers have called in,
Funny Shit
Dating a Marines Daughter being the daughter of a Female Marine this is still true! hehhee Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your
Pete's Ramblings
Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plain lee marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long and eye can put the error rite. Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Sauce unknown Cause idiots spend thier quality time making shit like this... TOM vs. Bill GatesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Fuckin' funny though!
From Me...
Ninja NameYour Ninja Name isFoolish DreamerGet Your Ninja Name at Quizopolis.com Who wants ta hook me up ??? I'm outta rates "AGAIN" and only 800+ points to level up again... PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND SHOW YOUR LOVE !!!!!! XOXOXOXO DADDDY About three inches.
Sassys Things
Y'all may b saying to yourselves I hate Fakes!! Or I wanna see your naked pictures. First off I do not have ne, and if that is what u want go to a dayum porn site.. NOW.... Let me explain myself. As most of y'all know I represent 9 Lingerie manufacturers. Including TOP OF THE LINE ones like Shirley of Hollywood. Fredricks, and Elegant Moments too along with sex toys and stuff like that. I have been in the sex business ( in one form or the other as an exotic dancer or a model) since I was 18 yrs old. Yes I am older ( u r only as old as ya feel & act) but I still have a lotta sexxxxiness about me and the things I do. With age comes MATURITY!!! Not like the immature BOYS on here, that do not know how to treat a lady. I appreciate y'all MEN. The pictures in my about me album r me taken over the many years of my life. The other lingerie pics r NOT. I never said they were! I use some of their pictures on here cux the woman on here like to see what I have from the manufacture
The Mind And Rants Of A Fuck Up
This will just be a quick update about the things that have happened to me since the last time I updated...which seems to be about 3 years ago. To start, I'm 23 now and I hate it. So, I was at Gettysburg College and beginning my sophmore year when I gave one of my exs from high school a second chance and we have been together (not necessarily always happy) since then. We are going on 4 years of being together. Our 4 year anniversary is this month and we're both excited to celebrate it, like we are excited to celebrate every year we're together. :) Gettysburg College was jerking me around. I couldn't decide what my maor was going to be and when i finally decided, the department chair was NEVER keeping the appointments, so I had to do more tracking down than I needed. When I finally got into the department, it hit me that all the degree was going to get me was a starving artist position. If I was lucky, I MAYBE could get a job in a gallery, but I wanted to create art more than r
Please Read Shadow Levelers
I just want too ask for all of your help. WHen you are visiting your friends profile and you see someone close too leveling that you want too help. PLease leave there profile link on the homepage. This is too make finding level ups easier. Sometimes I go and look and I dont see anyone and you all wanna level someone. This way we all can meet new friends and help alot more. If you dont know how we level please look on BooBoos Blog on How we operate too find the amounts we level on. Im asking one more favor please on the homepage please dont leave profile comments this page is for those needing leveled. I will be deleting all those today only so we can keep track of who needs leveled. Thanks for taking the time too read this and for all your help in leveling Fubars. I also want too let you know im keepiong this page too levelers so i wont be excepting friend request unless its a levelers.. Have a great day
Ricky Bar
Beautiful" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.videobomb.cz/video/Beautiful_Agony__25">Beautiful Agony 25 The cold north wind begins to blow Lady Winter pulls up her blanket of snow She tucks the land in nice and tight The land then sleeps through winter's plight For several months the land will sleep But hush my darling don't you weep Soon...the land agian will wake Lovely flowers Mother Spring doth make She sends her warm, nurshing showers That are full of her growing powers The snow crocus is the first to wake From it's head, winter's plight it doth shake At this time the faries begin thier work and thier chores they never sherk They wake the land and paint it bright So open your eyes and enjoy the sight! The days begin to grow longer As summers sun grows stronger Children play in the sprinklers stream As summer birds sit and preen. Summers end is drawing near The fall colors will soon be here Autumn comes with it's colorful arrays And the ni
Baby Imax
Hello Everyone!! ~ I'm not looking for rates, just help As many of you know, I am pregnant and am due on March 6. Currently I am 30 weeks pregnant (31 on Friday). We are having a girl, Chloe (middle name still be determined). I was told at my last visit, I am not going to be going full term, we are hoping the baby will be here mid February, but if these contractions keep up at the rate and the strength I am having, we feel the baby will probably be here by the end of January. I was also told I am not having a baby shower, I am miserable now. Everything that I had for my 5 year old is gone because I never planned on having another, even the clothes that I did keep are all out of season because Sarah was born in September. I am at a loss of what to do. Chris (Brokencondom) suggested that I ask all my friends to help out. I feel horrible in asking for anything from anyone. We had already done our registering in hopes of having a baby shower, just to find out yesterday that no
Holly Hearse's Blog
I have been receiving a lot of messages asking how I'm losing so much weight so I decided to make a blog addressing it. First let me just say how awesome it is that you want to improve yourself! Exercise is very important when losing weight but what is even more important is your diet. When it comes to losing weight 80% of it is what you're eating. My diet consists of turkey, fish, chicken, fruits and vegetables. I cut out almost all carbs. No pasta, no bread. Oatmeal is a good source of carbs without it affecting negatively on your diet. It's always important to eat consistantly throughout the day. 5 or 6 small meals is most ideal. Also, I have been taking green tea pills and hoodia as supplements that help also, they are natural. I also drink protein shakes for those in between meal snacks. I work out 3 days a week doing cardio, weight training, and yoga. The initial weight I lost, I was working out at a club called Curves (for women only, found all over the world.) They have
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Nympho213
Since i put that up on my page every1 wants ta know wht froggy style iz, so here i'll let u n on it.Ta me Froggy style iz a lil better than doggy, Tha woman lays on her stomach n tha position of a frog & u match her on top of her u enter lock fingers & rap yr legs aroung each other, woman lift yr ass just lil n tha air (if u use a pellow that works 2)men u enter her at a angle ( i put that on everythang u will hit her spot everytime u enter & exit), now dont do it stiff only use yr lower part of yr pelvic. Start out wit a slow windin grind, ladys u grind wit him, but n tha other direction.Men durin tha grind pull yrself back all most ut of her but not all tha way leave just tha tip n & then sink yrself back n2 her az deep az u can go until u hit tha back off her walls, repeat this motion a few times..& then thats when u speed uphittin hard & fast, now keep it up dont stop faster harder & just when yr both r about ta cum ( let each other know thats key " baby im getin ready ta cum")grin
Contests
These accounts were created yesterday and today to downrate pics in my 'Sexiest feet in high heels' contest. And ratings dont even count, comments only. A disqualification has been done by me on the appropriate entry. hiitsme@ CherryTAP scammer@ CherryTAP mememe@ CherryTAP hithere@ CherryTAP john@ CherryTAP jojo@ CherryTAP julia@ CherryTAP heart@ CherryTAP tina@ CherryTAP I could us
Fubar Things
I could log in and fan earlier but all the pages were stretched and I was unable to rate. This happened later in the day and just finally got better a lil' while ago.*This has happened one other time.* Anyhow I will now try to return the love! Click Here to get more at CommentYou.com
Thoughts
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE: Internal Revenue Service Postal Service Telephone Service Civil Service City & County Public Service Customer Service Service Stations Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant. So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us. I hope you now are as enlightened as I am. A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard headi
The Original Gata Monique Dupree
Click to join MoniqueDupree If you are a fan of independent horror, then there's no doubt that you've heard of actress Monique Dupree. But what you may not know is that Monique has been spreading her paws by doing television as well as non-horror films. If you haven't heard about her before, you will in 2009. Here is her resume to date, some of which can also be found on IMDB Monique Dupree's Resume: FILM Lean on Me The Replacements Life Support American Gangster One Night The Ten Cottonmouth Satan Hates You Spirit The Maim Event Heavy Mental Bikini bloodbath Christmas For Christ's Sake Pot zombies Zombthology The Wrong Room (film short) Timo Rose's Beast Triad Skeleton Key 2 Skeleton Key 3 Shadowhunters 2: Oria Bachelor Party in the bungalow of the damned Super Tromette Action Movie Go! The misadventures of CB santa & Mr. Fanta Rain of Flesh Handsome Harry TELEVISION The Tyra Banks Show Law & Order The Superagent Say What Karaoke
Just Random Thoughts!
I havent been around lately as much as i want to because my laptop has been down. as soon as i get it fixed i will be back on. i get on when i can use someone elses computer but thats not very often. i love all of you and please dont stop showing me love.....i return it as much as possible. I GOT A PROMOTION AT WORK YAY!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!! I will be moving to days, yes days yay!!!! no more overnights no more coming home late yay and the best thing is when the kids go back to school I will be home when they get here....Im so freakin excited!!! Plus I will be making more $$$$$, not sure how much more yet but I know its more than what Im getting now. I move to days a week from Monday!!!! Yay!!! lol Anyway I just had to share this news with everyone lol no one really reads these anyway but oh well the important people in my fulife do lol. Congrats Psycho, Dark, Nicci, and Kasey. I hope your Fumarriage brings you all a lot of happiness. Remember Life i
Sexiest Non Top Cherry Contest
HEY MA CHERRYS, PLEASE CUM VOTE FOR ME PLEASE LEAVE AS MANY COMMENT AS POSSABLE AND PASS MY LINK ON..ILL OV YA FOREVER HERE IS MY LINK http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93659&i=641464454 DAM THE LAST I CHECKED I WAS 41 YEARS OLD, AND FOR ME TO SHOW MY CLEVAGE, WHICH I HAD MY BRA AND SHIRT ON, AND I GET FLAGGED (NSFW) OMG THAT WAS JSUT WRONG , THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SITE, SURE THERE IS A POINT YA DONT CROSS BUT HELL, LOOK AT ALL THE NUDE CONTEST AND PICS OUT THERE * WHICH PERSONALLY MOST OF THEM I LIKE..HEHE* BUT CT IS GETTING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OUT OF HAND BY FLAGGIN A LOT OF THESE PICS THAT ARE CLEAN BUT YET LEAVES A LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION, I GUARANTEE U IF I WOULD OF HAD MY SHIRT OFF IT PROBABLY WOULDNT OF BEEN FLAGGED, PEOPLE COME ON THIS SITE TO HAVE FUN, NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DAM CLEVAGE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!! HEY EVERYONE PELASE CUM SHOW ME HOW MUCH LOVE YA GOT AND VOTE FOR ME..COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS U WAN
Announcements
if i accidently remove you from my friends list, just add me back, im removing a lot of ppl from my list because they just sit there taking up room and i dont want them there im fed up with a lot of crap on this site and i dont really know why i stay so this is just to let you know, dont wonder why i removed you, because if we do talk, it was an accident, and if we dont talk, then you wont even notice no im not talking about mine im talking about the men on this site, geeze i have guys wanting to be on my friends list hoping to see my boobs, i dont have any nudes, i wouldnt show them to strangers and i dont want to see your teenie weenies so dont be bragging and asking me to look at your nsfw pics i love the friends i have on here but when did it become overrun by scumbags? i need my friends to huddle with me and protect me lol if any of my friends have msn and want to see me on cam for a bit, send me your msn addy thanks if you noticed, i said msn, not yahoo lol
Quote Of The Day!
A moth-eaten rag on a worm-eaten pole, It does not look likely to stir a man's soul. 'Tis the deeds that were done 'neath the moth-eaten rag, When the pole was a staff, and the rag was a flag.Sir Edward Bruce Hamley O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!Sir Walter ScottMarmion (canto VI, st. 17) When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.Stewart Brand
4otmcoste
COURT ORDER YOU ARE ACCUSED OF CRAWLING MY HEART AND HIJACKING MY SMILE,LOVE, AND MY SOUL WITH YOUR CUTENESS AND SWEETEST HOW DID YOU PLEAD GUILTY !!!! YOU SENTENCED TO MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE NO BAIL !!!! PLEASE SENT TO 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME TO SEE IF YOU ARE LOVED It's time for my to amend and fix my friend list. If you want to stay on my friends list then sent me a private message or profile comment. Thank you very much COURTORDER!!!You're accused of crawling in my heart---hijacking my smile with cutiness. HOW DU YOU PLEAD "GUILTY" you are sentenced. to be my best friend for life NO BAIL!!! Pleased sent to 10 of your friends including me!!! Get 10 back!!! your friendships truely is worth keeping.
Thoughts
The blood upon your sleeve is gonna leave a stain, Let's bare our hearts and dance in the rain, This love you play just like a game, Another pretty face without a name, If you stay I'll come back kicking and screaming, If you leave I'll hate you and remain dreaming, You keep me at arms reach and I don't know what to do, No matter how hard I try there's no resisting you, My hearts broken and there's no one to blame, Let's take our skins off and all be the same, We can get lost In a wonderland engulfed in our pain, I'm just another heart to add to your chain, Kicking and screaming, Hate you but dreaming, Denying but still crying, Failure to resist, Ending in a kiss I found a treasure With your name on it. So wonderful and value And with no money of this world to pay. You fall asleep next to me, I could look at you the whole night. Watch how you sleep, Hear your breath Until we wake up the next morning.
Rough Sex
Brian -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com BRIANBBrilliantRRavishingIInnocentAAngryNNastyGet Your Own Name Acronym Rough Sex facts Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her
Measurements
JUST LETTIN ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW ONCE AGAIN THAT MY PRIVATE PICS R OPEN AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IF U WOULD CHECK THEM OUT AND COMMENT AND RATE THEM BIG DADDY WANTS TO KNOW IF HE MEASURES UP THANK U BIG DADDY A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED BY THE THINGS SHE CANNOT CONTROL SHE IS MEASURED BY THE WAY HER BODY CURVES OR DOESN'T CURVE BY WHERE SHE IS FLAT OR STRAIGHT OR ROUND SHE IS MEASURED BY 36-24-36 AND INCHES AND AGES AND NUMBERS BY ALL THE OUTSIDE THINGS THAT DON'T EVEN ADD UP TO WHO SHE IS ON THE INSIDE AND SO IF A WOMAN IS TO BE MEASURED LET HER BE MEASURED BY THE THINGS SHE CAN CONTROL BY WHO SHE IS AND WHO SHE IS TRYING TO BECOME BECAUSE AS EVERY WOMAN KNOWS AND VERY VERY FEW MEN KNOW MEASUREMENTS ARE ONLY STATISTICS AND STATISTICS LIE THIS IS FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSIDE AND OUT BIG DADDY LOVES YA
Scribbles
Please help me advertise my erotic story site. I would really appreciate it if any of my friends would post a link somewhere. http://www.mynaughtystory.com Beth My husband and I recently bought our first house. We moved from Arlington TX to Garland. I have been busy getting settled into the new house and haven't been on here much. Also working on my erotic story site. I have some NSFW pics there. Beth Please vote for my blog on bloggerschoiceawards
Oooh Goodie, I Finally Found It
I have a mathtest today, in about 10 hrs. I Have to sleep, and ideally study a little bit more for it befor then. I also have to be in class in about 3 and a half hrs. That's not going to happen though. If everything goes rigtht, I'll sleep until around 8am, so that could be about 4 hrs of sleep. get to school by atleast 9am. Go to payche class at 10am. ( missing my 7am criminal law class sleep is more important at the moment. ) Then turn in my crappy paer in to my english class. It was only supposed to be 3 pages double spaced, and 3 references. How the fuck am I supposed to convince someone of something in that little space and cram three refrrences that supported my view in there? It sux. it could have been good. I had a psyche test, a mathtest, and this paper all this week. It's hard to manage time with all that going on. It would have been easier if I didn't go to the concert last night, ( tuesday night ) but ohwell. It was one of those fun family events. I almost didn't go cu
Life Sucks And Then You Die
Okay, so after 3 months of being away from here, cherrytap did not delete my account, so I guess i was just destined to come back. I have alot to catch up on, so bare with me. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things again. I have alot more time now, because i got rid of my over protective psychic bf and i am just here to have fun at the happy hour. so let the good times roll. I just wanted to say I am sorry to all my freinds and fans for not being on Chedrrytap in a while. I was hella busy with the holidays and depression hit me bad too so that didn't help. I am slowly working my self out of my depression and will try to get to everyone's pages over the next week. Please hang in there i am not ignoring anyone I promise. So Happy new year everyone. I love each and everyone one ya'll. ~~baby girl~~ I normally do not complain about people on here, but this guy was rude to me and i just want people to know. And I understand now why he doesn't have any friends,
Angelynna
Angelynna www.fubar.com/angelynne is in an auction! Real life slave girl/submissive willing to be bought for a month on fubar. What i will give you: Added to my family for a month (includes access to my new NSFW pics) Your name next to mine for the month Rates of all your pics during HH Rates of all your stash during HH a salute with your name on it, SFW or NSFW up to you special chat time special webcam time possible real life meeting any other little "favors" you request (within reason) Please post bids in response to the blog. you are welcome to contact me directly if you have any questions. thanks! XOXO Angela I have changed quite a bit in the few months I was gone from here... I am back now and hoping to earn more respect this time around. Let me know what you think :) i am approved by ifriends for live webcam shows. i will be putting on shows regularly from this point on. please join me in ifriends with my join link, http://www.iFriends.net/JoinMe.htm
Nic For Auction!!
THE PUREST OF ANGELS IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF, AND IF YOU DON'T SEE THE NEED TO BID ON THIS AMAZING GIRL , PLEASE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!! NOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NIC IS THIS SHE IS TRULY AMAZING! SHE PUTS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HERSELF, SO LET US TAKE THE TIME TO PUT HER BEFORE US!! SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE SHE CAN GET, LET US JUST OVERWHELM HER!! SHE IS TRULY THE PUREST OF ANGELS! PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: -- > ALL PICS AND STASH RATED -- > 5 SFW WORK PICS, SALUTES/POSES, YOUR CHOICE -- > WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH -- > PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS -- > FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS -- > YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH -- > AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF NIC WEARING IT! -- > A SFW PHONE CALL, UP TO THIRTY MINUTES! RULES: -- > SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! -- > NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. -- > THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. --
Amazing Life Facts
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for
Wedding Thoughts
I Hate This Shit.....
Ok we all know I speak the truth an I cant stand a fuckin liar..... so here it goes. I recently found out that someone on here was posing as a women to get you guys to buy them HH's Blast's Vip's an Ticker's.A lot of you are falling for it so Im posting the proof I have... Its a chance Im willing to take.....There is some stupid shit in here but if you read it all you will see what im talkin about...... chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:31 PM): hey Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:36 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:40 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:43 PM): what did i do Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:48 PM): nothing at all Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:53 PM): im just in a bad mood Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:56 PM): sorry chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:00 PM): whats wrong hun Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:13 PM): nothing really chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:26 PM): i remade the profile Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:35 PM): what profile chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:40 PM): the crystal one Christine
Dangerous Reading/viewing
Parents and children's advocates please read and repost! Recently, a very serious problem has been brought to the attention of several members of cafemom. It is a very heinous website called www.puellula.com. This website is a safe haven for pedophiles. The heading on their main page reads, "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This website includes links to pictures, or "art" as they call it, of little girls, confessional blogs, a directory of resources for pedophiles (for "both boylovers and girl lovers, as well as anybody else looking for information about pedophilia and consensual child love"), as well as many other links. This site has a manifesto, stating demands to the government to legalize pedophilia. The most disturbing, though, is a link to a page title Sugar and Spice that is specifically for little girls who have "fallen in love" with a pedophile. This site is set up to draw in little girls. It looks like any other fun little girly page. It tells girls tha
Thoughts
In history theres been major pagan cultures and one of the oldest sets of pagan cultures in the pre Egyptian kingdom and Egyptian kingdoms. These Kingdoms were set by religous factions of the following *The House Of Ra` Amun* considered the god of all gods and goddesses he was repersented bird like with the sun disk above his head. If you happened to be in this house you honored all the gods and goddesses then you have then theres *The house of Seti* concidered the god of war and destruction if you were of this house you most likly were a warrior of some nature. Then finnaly you hav *The order of Osiris and Anubis* concidered both gods of the dead realms and protectors of souls yet also tied into healing and protection and the blessings of Isis, if you were of this house you would of been a shamanor blesser. Yet many times each house would have arguments that would wage into civil wars so came the ordainments of Pharohs *The gods voice* to unite all houses as one yet came pharohs that
Cum On In!
My boyfriend came over last night (Tuesday) just before 10:00. I was going through my e-mail when he came over,. so he waited while I finished up and talked to my husband. When I was done, I brought him to my bedroom, leaving my husband in our office/den ;) We quickly got naked, and I had him go down on me and lick my pussy to get me started. After I came a few times, I returned the favour, and gave him a nice wet blow-job. When I am with these younger guys, I like to have them experience their fantasies and try things they never had before. I asked him what he wanted to do, and he said he wanted to fuck me in the ass again, which was no problem. He also said he always wanted to use a sex toy on a girl's ass, so I dug one of my anal toys out of the drawer for him. He got me ready, and slowly slid in the dildo, fucking my ass with slow but deep strokes. I turned on my back with my legs in the air, and had him lick my pussy while he worked on my ass. This went on for about 10 minut
1 Year Vip Contest July 12th
Todays the last day I'm taking entrants for my contest so if you want in here please comment on my blog today.I am not taking anymore entrants after today so enter today. July 12th I am hosting a contest for some awesome prizes.The winner of the contest gets to choose one prize out of the prizes listed below. 1.A 1 year vip. 2.A happy hour and a one month vip. 3.A $120 prepaid credit card to use as u like. 4.Two 30 day blast to give to a friend and urself with a $20 bling pack. 5.150 bling credits and a 20 dollar ticker or a 7 day blast. The rules are simple and are listed below: 1.You are allowed to have a bombing family help you comment bomb your picture. 2.The first person to reach 60,000 comments wins the contest.So basically there is no time limit. 3.You are allowed to comment on your own picture as much as you like. 4.Anyone trying to start commenting on there picture before July 12th will be removed from the contest. 5.When you reach 60,000 pi
To All My Cherries *-)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com WOW, i cannot believe im actually doing this. I have met so many cool ppl here. I would love to keep in touch with many of you. But I am a single mom and student with 2 jobs. I am sticking to my main priorities. I have applied to the John Hopkins Medical School in MD, and I am moving there. Although I will miss you all very very much I want to thank all of my military friends and family you all are absolutely the best, and I will always remember you. To my Firefighting brothers and sisters, wow please keep in touch, you are also my heroes. Feel free to drop me a line or add me as a buddy to your YIM or MSN; My YIM: NIGHT_ANGEL15666@YAHOO.COM MSN: SAVANNAH_N_ASHTYN2004@HOTMAIL.COM Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com PLEASE REMEMBER ME (1999)Add a video to your site WebratsMusic.com: Music Video CodesMyspaceUpdates Sexy & Romantic glit
Rip My Clothes To Rags
I am the nightmare demon The deliverer of the dead I am the beast of rage The terror inside your head I am your phantom stalker Your shadow in the night I am your soul reaper The evil you can't fight I am your kidnapper The captor of your dreams I will be your torture The cause of all your screams When I hunt you down Your blood will stain my knife I will drag you into Hell And rip away your life!! I'm amazed at some of the things I tend undergo with on a daily basis and haven't gone on a murdering rampage or committed myself in a mental institution. For instance, today there was some homeless guy begging on the downtown "E" train going to Goodwood, and you can tell when people try to lie by saying, "I don't have any change", or make that patting of their pockets gesture, to say they don't have any fucking money or better yet, NOT give their money to this smelly vagrant. So while this pitiful human being walks pass everyone refusing him change so he can ge
Poems
Some days you seem so close like you stand right before me But then the next day you seem so far like each other we can't see, Each day is like a roller coaster with my stomach turning upside down You stand there looking but yet you don't utter a sound, I feel so confused and my heart is being torn at its seams And every night that I sleep you seem to linger in my dreams, Every time I look at you I forget all my thoughts And right then and there it's you that my heart has sought, Every time I hope it turns into something bad So for right now I'll stop thinking And maybe things won't end up sad. When you find someone you love It's hard to tell them how you feel,but even harder to explain it's real. It hurts so much to hear that person say, Im wrong to feel this way! What can I do? What can I say? To make you understand how I feel about you each and everyday! Is it that my heart skips a beat everytime you pass or how the walls around the heart came down with just
Jokes
MOTHERS Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of carpets. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.' Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother... The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's
Bbwsassyspitfire
thanks to all that is so much helping me to get to God Mother. It means alot to have friends like you All A Granddaughter gave me this wall hanging and i so love it . Just has to share it with you. Has a picture of an Angel and says GRANDMOTHERS ARE JUST ANTIQUE LITTLE GIRLS. Thought it was so cute. Hope You enjoy it Ive been on Fu King since the first of the year and trying like heck to get to God Father/ God Mother . Please help a bit if You can. Thanks
Hazel's Blog
Hazel getting very naughty on video. Free Preview!!! Okay anyone interested in seeing a free short video preview of me doing very naughty things for my new website please respond to me with your e-mail. A big black dildo is involved. *spanks and kisses* Hazel For free pictures please go here and add me as a friend. Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP !!!CUMMING VERY SOON!!! All of our photos found within our preveiws are copywrite 2006 candlelitmedia.com. This preview has been brought to you by candlelitmedia.com. Sexy Ezra's Latest Picture Preview The following is a preview for: !!!CUMMING VERY SOON!!! This is my girlfriend, the very sexy and enchanting: Ezra Valentine. We just took new photos and naughty videos of her masterbating for our upcumming website hazelandezra.com. You can see a short preview of her latest pictures by clicking the photo link below. *spanks and kisses* Hazel All of our photos found within our preveiws are copywrite 2006 c
Randomness
What's for dinner? :D And am I invited? Just got a text from one of my besties. Before she didn't have money to shop for Christmas so she insisted I don't get more than one gift for her and just by for her son; my nephew. HOW THE HELL IS IT that the bitch has gotten me 6 gifts already? I've got three birthdays coming up before Christmas! My nephew and my dad and my brother. I'm so fucking pissed right now. I wanna put my fist thru a damn wall. *EXHALE* If I fucking hear Feliz Navidad one more time I'm opening fire. The end.
My Talent
Look people. This site is a little outta hand. Jealousy abounds from every corner of my screen here and it makes me laugh. I am a very single woman and personally dont think any of you men could handle me and my ways, both emotionally and sexually. So all this talk from people who live over 1000 fuckin miles away saying they gonna steal my heart and shit...look I don't have a heart! How bout that. How u gonna steal something that ain't there. You can talk all the shit you want to the other females but I'm not as dumb and dick whipped as they are. All men want is to fuck anyways so please just keep the shit real and stop runnin the game. Wow, it's been forever since I've written a blog so now it's time. How many people wonder where the hell this dam fubar marriage shit came from? I mean I just dont get it...people from opposite sides of the world getting "married" online and they aint never met each other and then they get all pissed and upset when the other is talking to other females/
Leveler Information
Im please too announce 2 members of our family will be part of the leadership team with me. They will continue too post level ups and help handle any situations that arise. They are not doing anything new they have actually been this for awhile and so i asked them too help so that level ups still get done and I dont have too worry when im not on here. So would you please help me welcome Passionman71 & LilBamagirl too the leadership. We will also in the near future be adding team leaders to help keep track of birthdays, points and anything that may need taken care of. All members must fan, rate and add all levelers. If you check this daily it wont take you long at all. This is a requirement!!!! We are a team and work together this helps knowing where everyone is at. We will be this weekend have 200 members.. It takes me time too update it so please respect the time it takes too do it and add all. Please pay attention too the next part!!! Makes my job alot easier!!!
Quizzes Etc...
Quizzes by myYearbook.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Your Russian Name Is... Motka Pavlushshenka Sokolov What's Your Russian Name? Bit of a mouthful...lmao What member of Metallica are you James HetfieldYour the badass lead singer that can kick the hell outta anyone anytime Take this test
In Rememberance* Of September 11
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Sex Jokes
Two guys are hitting the links at their local country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it. The first guy says "Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!" The second one goes, "Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec." So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, "Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. Ho
Blogs'n'such
I Have been entered into the best tattoo contest,, it will not start till 10pm tonight here is the link.... Please feel free to bomb it as many times as you like,,, thanks in advance fer all the love!!! Please..Wait..I am Loading my self in your Heart ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? Loading. . . 1% 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80 % 90% Loading . . . 100% Successful Please keep me forever where I have loaded my self...In your heart!
Lara's Lair
HOW GOOD IS YOUR CONCENTRATION WHEN COMBINED WITH HAVING TO BE PATIENT & DISGREET ? WE ARE IN A CLUB, HAVING A FEW DRINKS AFTER DINNER, WHEN YOU ASK ME TO TAKE A WALK WITH YOU... WE FIND A QUIET, DARK, PLACE...& WITH ME STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU, WITH MY BACK TO YOU, YOU LIFT MY SKIRT, JUST ENOUGH TO SLIDE YOUR COCK INSIDE, UMM EITHER ONE, AS THEY ARE BOTH AVAILABLE FROM THIS POSITION ...BUT ... NOT FUCKING ME, JUST LETTING IT SIT THERE AND THROB, SO AS NOT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO US...AND YOU BEGIN WHISPERING IN MY EAR, OF WHAT YOU ARE WANTING TO DO TO ME, WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR ROOM, MAKING SURE, TO EMPHASIZE EACH WORD, MAKING MY BREATH QUICKEN & ME HOTTER & I FIND MY MUSCLES ARE FLEXING AND MILKING YOUR COCK ... COULD YOU DO THIS??? UMMM, EVEN BETTER QUESTION IS ...WOULD YOU DO THIS...? SOUNDS ALMOST LIKE A TEASE FOR WHAT WILL COME LATER, WHEN THE CLUB CLOSES...AND WE GET BACK TO THE BEDROOM... THINK OF IT, NO LAWS BROKEN. BECAUSE WE WOULD NOT BE ACTUALLY 'FUCKING'
Pictures
Renea
click the pic to bid!!!! YOU KNO... IVE GOTTEN SO SICK OF GETTING STUPID ASS EMAILS THAT I HAVE DECIDED TO START ANSWERING THEM WITH STUPID ASS ANSWERS HAHA. I FOUND THIS ONE PARTICULARLY FUNNY AND THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU. IT AMAZES ME HOW DUMB SOME OF THE MEN CAN BE ON THIS SITE. THIS IS THE GUY: smooth_up_in_ya_27288@ fubar THIS WAS HIS QUESTION: hey whats up do you have ab/f or a hubby or any kids whats your weight wasit and tit size do you wear thongs or bkini panties and do you shave your puss AND MY ANSWER(TOTALLY UNTRUE OBVIOUSLY LMAO): MY UNCLE IS MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE 23 KIDS. I WEIGH 436 LBS AND WEAR A SIZE 51. MY TITS ARE A 46 FFF THEY HANG TO PANTY LINE, AND I WEAR GRANNY PANTIES TO COVER MY HUGE BUSH... ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? ok so i have a new pet peeve.. not really new but its been like rediculous lately. I swear i hear " What do you do for fun?" like 80 times a day! that is sooo anoying. first of all im not one for small talk. I ju
I Want To Jump
I can only pretend to be happy with who I am now.... What can fulfill the void that seems to be taking up my life? Maybe I'll find out one day :: sigh :: shoot, I hate when people say what they don't mean. My friends cousin keeps saying he loves me, I'm like Krissss don't say that. Serious. grrrrr, I dont wanna hear it if it isn't true. That's just a pet peeve I just want him to come home...he's in FL for another week..he's got no phone right now, so he has to call me..and it kills me to wait..got to talk to him for a half hour tonight. But he's not ready, he doesn't want to be with me..maybe one day..but I don't know...only time will tell. UGH. Why is life like this?
Cj's Blog
Come join us at the FUBUNNIE MANSON where the only thing hotter than the tunes r the people.. lets crank the heat as we raise a lil hell!!!!! LIVE ON AIR DJ WICKED FROST! CLICK THE ANY PIC TO JOIN THE FUN ON AIR NOW JOIN THE PARTY
My Thoughts....
Awww life.. man when its up its up when its down its down. I realized it'd been a while since I posted or even did a survey. I have a LOT going on at the moment most of it being mental stress. So let me bust it down: 1. Living situation-my lease is up 12-31 but because my credit is so bad i need to start looking NOW so i can save 2. Found a place but I basically have to come up with $2500 in the month of december not to mention its x-mas 3. My parents both have lots of medical issues. My mom has heart disease, my dad has more issues then I can talk about. but my mom can have a stroke at anytime and that scares me. Shes been under a lot of stress 4. My sister is having a baby and getting married. Her wedding is only 9 weeks away and its nuts. 5. My job sux 6. I found out that the health insurance that my boss was suppose to put into force on 9/1 won't take effect until 11/15. AND my asthma will not be covered. SO if I need to go to the Dr for anything asthm
Auctions
Please click this picture and rate it for me; if you want to own me; leave a comment! Thanks! Tulsa's Angel@ fubar OCTOBER 31, 2008 - - - AND THE WINNER IS: ~*sherrylynn59*~ *{Shadowlevelers}* Fu-Owned by Chuckiiboo, owner of Tulsa's Angel@ fubar Halloween Theme - Techno Remix
Stuff About Me
1...i do actualy sleep lol 2...i love that dizzy feeling when your drunk like the worlds spinning round and your stood still ( same feeling you get when you spin round fast except when your drunk last longer lol 3...i got married online haha (didnt even need there permision 4...1 have stalkerish tendancies haha( see 3 lol) 5...i love sacasam, randomness, play on word riddles(tho im rubish i like the cleverness lol) 6...there used to be a lot i didnt like about me now i think im fantastic lol 7...i hate toe nails, mens feet,..think cider taste like puke and i hate people who act like there cleverer than every one else n look down there noses at peops like if it wernt for stupid people they wouldnt be clever at all tut 8... i can chat for england but believe it or not im actualy really shy 9... i have a stutter when im talking to strangers on the phone lol 10... i have 5 kids and there the reason im crazy ...honest lol HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people wi
Jeremy's Streaming Thoughts Of Something
I went to my mother's place to pick up Frank and took him to the vet. He was weak and he stopped eating but he was drinking a lot. From what the vet told me and my mother, he was very dehydrated and most likely his kidney's were in the process of crashing. He was going to get blood work plus they were going to try to hydrate him. I got a call later that my mother decided to put him under. It was her decision. He's at a better place and I will miss him...This is just an epitaph for him. To everyone out in never never land.. Hello!! I do hope things are well with everybody out there. I have one more week in Kiev. I also have a case of the stomach flu. That's what I get for cooking bad sausage at the apartment. Besides the feeling of midgets with asian knifes dancing in my stomach I am doing okay. I just hope everyone else is doing fine out where you live!! Take care, Jer
Newer Junk
Static Trail when you swept through the moment did you know your static changed everything did you taste the unrequited passion lying dormant, hidden, silent locked away, protecting those who think that they could own, claim, absorb why did you have to see these things that ignorance had almost abolished ignorance was bliss until you came why did you awaken the emptiness and feed impossible desires? eyes hurt from the tears that won't come truth is agony tonight new realizations that you'll never know like a scream that burns from heart to soul The Truth Today, As We Grow Older there are a million words and thoughts not shared and you and i are traveling on the same track always just out of sight of one another mostly you are ahead reaching heights of misery and sweet chemical release reaching the bloodshed and emotional gore that we chased for so very long lost and empty on a path to an unknown end and here is my current secret hidden from your greater
My Name Is Ann..
I love taking my time to suck dick. Makes me feel powerful to cause such an erotic commotion, that, and the dick, if taken care of properly, is a beautiful member of the males body. I’m not all sloppy and fast.. I’m not saying doing it fast n sloppy is bad, I’m saying just because I really love & enjoy doin’ it, I do it different, I go slow, take my time and enjoy every moment.. every detail. I like to start off with a soft dick. licking the inner thighs, trailing my tongue all the way, blowing lightly where I just licked, slowly up to the balls, and up and around the shaft to the head. taking the dick slowly into my mouth twirling and thrusting my tongue around the head, then the shaft, taking all of the dick in my mouth, feelin’ it grow harder, sucking hard till I pop it out of my mouth. I glide the harder dick all over my face slowly, smelling it, feeling its texture, feeling each vein pulse against my soft cheeks, lips, eyelids… feeling the sti
Musicstuffs Version 2.0
www.imslp.org (to which I've linked rather often in my stash here, for many reasons) is no more. (The reasons may be seen on the main page- or any other. I will remove those links from my stash very soon and replace those that I can with links to other sites that have them- when of course the content of them was truly out of copyright, as most, at least, of them were. Though the fact that much on the site- including pages I linked to, though not, I think, including any Universal Edition scores, by chance anyway? ... (see the page) was in copyright in the EU while out of copyright in the US... was part of the problem...) Used to do this a bit (when replacing current listening with something newer - had a thread I added to, in fact, with any lengthy description I wanted to keep for any reason :) Without any further adodedodedo, the last bit to go in the music section of my profile... Louis Spohr's string quintet in G major from his op. 33 (1810s) (see review of the CD in a later
It's My Blogs!
I'll be canceling my account this weekend. I am so sick and tired of the stupid drama and bullshit on this site. I have made a few really good friends on here and I'd like to stay in touch with a few of you so if I don't have you on yahoo or myspace and you want to keep in touch, let me know. I bid everyone else farewell and goodbye. And all you mumming assholes that think this is about you. FUCK OFF. You're all drama seeking attention whores. When I was just a toddler I was already a bother I rebelled against everyone most of all my father A vietnam vet the hardest man I ever met I brought out evil in him that he would later regret Feeling misunderstood and alone in my hood I was an outcast fitting in the best that I could My friends didn't care about the burden I beared Being abused and battered was my daily affair Now I'm grown up but I don't give a fuck Being mistreated in life has just been my luck I hope my dream of escape won't come too late I refuse to
What Every
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone. "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat: I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone. " Well, that is wonderful", says the husband. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his
Erotica (stories)
Submitted by Wave I own a video store and I'm the one who hires and fires people. I'm usually the one who opens and closes the store every day, as well. I had the good fortune to have a gorgeous young college student come in looking for a part time job. She had long auburn hair, wore very little makeup, and had the perkiest tits I had ever seen. I probably would have hired here even if she couldn't read, write or speak. Her name was Jill and she asked me to give her as many hours as I could, because she really needed the money. I had her working nearly every night and I enjoyed her company more than I can tell you. Not only was she beautiful, but it turned out that she was very intelligent and funny too. One day, we got a shipment of new porn videos in and they all to be cataloged and labeled, so I asked her if she wanted to work late to get it done after closing. She said yes and within a few hours we were busy getting them out on the shelves. To my amazement, Jill said she had
Darkness
An erotic night in which she had planned As I gave in to her every demand Her skin like milk and body so cold My soul once mine has now been sold Her eyes they glowed in the pitch black room With a smile on her face to seal my doom Her nails so sharp she scraped down my chest My blood then trickled onto her breasts We shared our blood in the passion and fire A taste so sweet that we both now desire I can see her face in every candle flame All I ask is to know her name I knew right then we were meant to be because the girl I loved was cursed like me For she hates the morning and loves the night Our lust increase's by the fires light She hunts like an animal as she stalks her prey For the victim she gets will never see another day She fed on the innocent and her feelings were blind Until she confronted another of her kind It was I she had met and with no regret We pierced each other to start the bloodlet Our wounds so deep the blood would not
Auto 11's Who Needs Em?
No i am not giving away auto elevens, don't ask. I want to prove a point on how auto 11's are not really necessary. In the last two weeks I have ranked #298 and #235 with out the help of "Auto 11's". In my opinion if u network yourself enough you will gain the points, visibility and the support from fellow peers on FUBAR to obtain your goal. Most of the people with auto 11's are too concerned with getting more auto 11's that they spend most of their time trying to obtain them. I myself pimped my own A$$ and networked till late in the night and "talked" with those I was trying to and receiving rates from. This was quite beneficial to me, because I was able to direct others on how to best help me to reach or come close to my goal. I was going to buy an auto 11 bling for someone on here until FUBAR declined my card, same card I buy my VIP membership with as well as a brand new i-phone ( they ain't cheap ). Anyhow I decided I was going to prove that you don't need an auto 11 bling t
Erotic Poetry
Lately, I've led a life of loneliness. Not the kind of loneliness that comes with a lack of friends or family but the kind that comes in the inky night, when there is no one next to me that I can press against, feeling his warmth, and be reassured. Instead my bed seems perpetually empty. There is no chest to bury my head in, no arm to be draped across my torso, no warm beating heart to listen to when it is the blackest hour of night and there are no other sounds to comfort me. I am always left longing, left wanting. Wanting stroking and cuddling, kissing and caressing, cavorting and creating love, laughter, limp limbs. I long to lengthen and locate all the places that make you scream. I want to make you scream so loud you outdrown the sirens and car horns, the engines and the sounds of life carrying on outside these four walls. I want to make my neighbors bang on the walls, call the super, make a noise complaint. I want our limbs to merge, limber
Anything And Everything!
lmfaoooo...so i find this rather funny but i thought i would make people aware of this jerk...first of all read his bulletin...i commented on the side of it too now here is the comment he left on my page here is the losers page. :) famousde@ CherryTAP ok just a quick lil update to my previous blog (if u didnt read it, check it out)..My "friend" Jennifer?..Yeah shes a cu*t. She owed me money after she moved out and she said she would pay me on payday!... Guess what she did a DAY before she got paid?...LMAO..deleted her fubar account and BLOCKED me on myspace. I hope when she gets to hell satan sticks his horns up her ass! Moral of this story...Dont lend people money who have fucked you over many times before. (yes she fucked me over before but it was over a year ago and im always one to give second chances..) Thats ALL :) -Ash so i just found out my real life boyfriend is cheating on me AGAIN...how do i know?...DONT HAVE THE SAME FUCKIN PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING.
Lyrics That Mean Something To Me
Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby join me in death I
My Stories
First Visit to a New Park "True Story" (straight) After a couple visits to the same park, we agreed to meet at the new park, which we had talked about. She didnt want to go to the same park, too often as a couple, with her being married too. Once at the park, we drove into the park a couple miles. We left our cars at a pull off and walked down a path. The path wound along a creek, for half a mile or so. Seeing a nice big sand bar across the creek, we took off our shoes to wade across. She had brought a blanket, which we spread over the ground. I pulled off my shirt and laid down on my back. She laid down next to me and snuggled up close, cuddling and kissing. After a while, she moved to sit on top of me, at my waist. I reached up slipping her dress over her head. She surprised me, by wearing a new pair of Blue Lace panties, bought just for today. I pulled her face to mine, kissing her. She moved her kissing to my neck, then down to my should
Bad Elements Place
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of the
Melanieinkorea
Hello everyone! I've been featured as the Groove Girl for June in Groove Magazine's online and print magazine. You can check it out here: http://www.mygrooveonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=138 Have a great day! Melanie Another strange article a friend of mine found... Police in Busan have booked nine foreigners in Busan for putting on an unapproved performance that allegedly degraded Korean culture, reports the Kyunghyang Shinmun. The paper noted that they were booked (but not detained) on procedural grounds (you must seek permission from authorities before holding a performance), but controversy was expected since it was possible police were more concerned about what was said during the performance than the paperwork before it. All in all, nine foreigners, including a 37-year-old American English instructor at a Busan university, were booked on violations of Koreas performance laws, while seven band members, including a 30-year-old Canadian, wer
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Please Help
hi all , please help me out and comment bomb my pic , i need to get the most comments , cheers :) xxxxxxxxx can you help me out by comment bombing the pic below - i need the most comments over the next 2 weeks to win a competition - thanks mwah xxxxxx
Randoms
u no what to do 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me
Life
Just when you think everything is goin the way you need and want, life throws another ball in ur court. That is what just happend to me, Someone whom i thought never wanted to talk to me ever again because of things that had happend, Called me tonight and rocked my world. As i'm sitting here itz 2 am, i have class in the morning, and my husband is dead asleep, and i'm not in bed sleeping like i should be. whats wrong with this picture? I need to sleep but can't, i'm soo confuzed about things and about what was said in this phone call, it was a civil convo, thats the scary part lol. Torment A weight falls heavily upon me - A steady pull inside my brain. In one room I seek love and understanding - In another I purge the guilt and pain. My guilt never leaves. The pain only deepens. My life is a wild rotation from one room to the other, Locked in a ceaseless circle of torment - A game of chess I cannot win. I stand up, throat on fire, head spinning, heart pounding; Begging fo
Tagged
I just wanted to say good-bye to all of you:) ~at least for now~* While my leaving could be based on 100 things that are cherry tapped induced,about how Cherry tap just isn't the same anymore, but in the end it is not~*... What it amounts to is that I spend way too much time on here anymore and I have pressing family issues that I must deal with, and my family comes before anything else~* Who knows, myabe I will reopen it back up after the holidays if things have almed down around here... It's been wonderful knowing all of you....it truly has* Some of the close friends I have made on here already know how to reach me~* If you would like my email to keep in touch and don't have it, just email me on here and let me know~* I will slowly be taking down my profile over the next day or two, so I will check for messages~* I was tagged by my sexy, bestest buddy Twisted.... Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag
Friends Contest
I currently have two friends in two different contests. The first one's ends in four days and the second on Oct. 11. Would you please be so kind as to rate each one's pics and maybe even leave a few comments for each. Both of them help MANY others and now need some help themselves. Thanks!!!!!!! Sweet Thing Rhonda Thank you AGAIN for ANY and ALL help you can give...*smiles*!
"me"
Ok I know everyone on here seen my main picture floating all over the place from the blast, peoples friends list, people comments on pix and profiles....You know the picture I was exposing my legs and all...*Hmmmmm* Well If you noticed I've changed my picture to a plan "Jane" pic and I was testing to see if my page would be hit up as much as if I kept the other picture up....Well it just proved to me just that... most folks just wanna see tits and azz...Well folks you not gonna get it from me...That pic that I had up will be the most you will see from me...*lol* but I luv you guys anyway..*hehe* HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND LAST FOR 2006...I PUT THIS IN A BULLETIN BUT I GUESS MY FRIENDS AND FANS ARE SLEEPIN' SO I'M MAKING THIS ANNOUCEMENT UNIVERSAL...*LOL* PLEASE COME VOTE FOR ME I WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE ALL THE LUV AND COMMENT BOMBING IS DEFINITELY ALLOWED... THANX CHERRY FAMILY ~SEXY AZZ BUTTAFLI~ http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=212506&albumid=15
Wrote Out Of Lack Of Sex...
"Damn!" I hate tardiness more than anything, and the clock had just struck 10:05. Ooh, that bastard was going to pay. He was one of my favorites too. I heard his knock on the door, but I would let him knock a few more minutes to punish him a bit for being late. I heard him beg long enough, and reluctantly opened the door. "Thank you so much and I'm..." "Shutup, and you're fucking late!" I growled at him, not meeting his eyes. I wanted him to feel like a dog. All part of the session... "What can I do to.." "Lick my shoe. Bitch." I was still growling at him, angry about his insolence, and envisioning sinking the heel in his back. I planned it as I watched him run his tongue over my stilleto. When I felt he had tongue shined my shoe sufficiently, I turned to sink a heel in his back. I ordered him to remove the shoe, take off my stockings, one garter and then the other, and then remove my panties. His eyebrow raised, because I hadn't thought him
Contest!
I entered an auction, but the person running it doesn't have enough people. It's been awhile for me, so I figured I could do another one. Anyone wanna be fu-owned for REALS? CLICK HERE OK, here I am in another auction. Will you come and bid on me, please? This is what I'm offering: Here is my offer: All SFW pics rated during HH (11s if available--I can use my guy's account too, so there's lotsa 11's available). Owned by in name for one month Added as #1 friend for a month Keep you shitfaced for a month Link to your profile on my page Rate all stash during HH Blog about the owner with link to the page SFW salute If bid is more than 20.00 cash Five custom graphics One movie with pictures and song of your choice OK, so another lame auction. Pay good money for me though, and you never know what you'll get :P
Tinks Blogs
You are a woman to be honored; A woman who knows what she wants to do and will do it; A woman who is not afraid to speak out for what she believes; A woman who is kind and good and giving and yet wants for herself also; A woman who sets high goals for herself and achieves them; A woman who is beautiful on the outside and inside; A woman who understands her body and is in complete charge of her body; A woman who is a success at work and with those she loves; A woman who is intelligent and sensitive, strong and able; A woman who loves being a woman equal to men; A woman who is the ideal woman; You are a remarkable woman accomplishing so much as a strong woman in a man's world; Strong but soft; strong but caring; strong but compassionate. You are a remarkable woman accomplishing so much as a giving woman in a selfish world; Giving to your friends; giving to your family; giving to everyone. You are a remarkable woman who is loved by so many people whose lives yo
Mocha Flavor
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys chris__: hey i got to ask u something chris__: theres a girl i like and she likes me and her old boyfriend keeps flirting with her what should i do.. chris__: Hello? I know you're there. I can see you! mochabrutha73: i say find somebody new mochabrutha73: cause if she didnt really want him to mess with her then she would tell him mochabrutha73: but since she dindt that means she still likes him mochabrutha73: so leave her alone cause she cant make her mind up mochabrutha73: and get somebody that dont have an ex chris__: she does tell him to stop but hen doesnt chris__: then mochabrutha73: well still its not worth it mochabrutha73: there is always somebody better chris__: no thees not mochabrutha73: if the girl u like has too much drama in her life u dont need to add that to urs mochabrutha73: find somebody without drama chris__: k but i have to go chris__: bye mochabrutha73: k
Freaks, Geeks, Norms, Vanilla's, Wiccans, Pagens, Lifestylers, Bad People And The Good
One of the many things I do is write .....erotica...poetry...etc.. so..I havent read this in a very loooong time. Show of hands (or comments as the case may be) should the bad man (and for you little yellow bus riders that would be me) post more? I honestly could give two squirts of piss but...as opinions are like assholes...give me yours. Mage look out below!! an exerpt... Yes little one....you remember now? The images, the thoughts....drowning your senses. The flood comes back to you now like a tempest. I can see your eyes shimmering at the very sound of my voice. Has it been so long? You shiver still.....Mmmmm....I see your soul doesnt forget that which you crave. Come little one......stand by me. Yes thats it......you flinch yet come as I beckon you.....good. Im pleased.....the time since you last stood before me is not so different than now....Yes little one I feel your pulse.....your very breath has paused at my touch. The memory is as fresh and burning as the first mom
Random Crap
Maybe my absence was noticed by a few people? Maybe? LOL For those of you that stayed in contact and talked to me while I was out here and/or received my random mass mails, they shut off my mail account days ago. They expected me to be gone by then. Somehow I didn't think of this until today. I can post on update on Fubar! LOL For everyone else, yeah I've been in the sandbox for awhile. Thew news for everyone, though, is that I am in country for another 8 hours before hopping a plane to Qatar. I'll sit there for a night or two and then I am on my way to the states, baby! WOO! LOL The past few days I've just been sitting in a room playing Xbox with a couple of guys in a similar bump situation. However, keep your eyes open on the 29th. Have the fire warm. Break out the beer and lock up the daughter. Wolf's coming home. ;) UPDATE: 31Jan08 Got home last night. Threw some bags on the floor of my uncle's house and crashed HARD, lol. My car has gone to total suck
List # 1 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE,MOLLY & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN@ fubar Miracle Monkey (Pledged to Winterhawk) Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R
My Blogs
stankin36@ fubar He will downrate your pic a "9" in the Bored section just beware when he comes across your page. LatinaLover1 Founder Of Total Chaos@ fubar buttafli kisses@ fubar same person with two different profiles don't know shit about me, causing drama and problems, so family/friends beware of this drama queen who likes to cause problems who doesn't get a chance to know people when she wants to here false information from other people. bribear78@ fubar SHE WILL DOWN RATE YOU A 1 FOR NO REASON, SO IF YOU WANT ISSUES I SUGGEST YOU BLOCK HER, YOU CAN POST THIS LINK IN A BULLETIN TOO AS WELL.
Yeah
POOF BE GONE YOUR BREATH IS SO STRONG WAIT COME BACK I FOUND A TIC TAC NOT A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT YOU NEED SOME LISTERINE NOT A SIP NOT A SWALLOW BUT THAT WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE LMAO I HAD TOO Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Heaven Video - Bryan Adams lyricsBryan Adams Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts theres this girl she hides in the shadows in the rain in the dark she wants to be loved she thinks noone loves her she thinks noone cares she has to go her life thinking nobody is there as the tears run down her cheek as the blade cuts her skin nobody can feel the pain that that she feels within as the pills that flow into her blood shes fading away slowly as she enters a world unseen with the human eye
Lyrics
Conflictions always inside of me Who am I suppose to be? Two halves playing the role Compulsions, I cant control I see myself, no longer as real With this loss I feel A whole life of corruption I am my own destruction I'm screaming out I'm reaching out I need some answers to find myself I'm holding out I'm falling out I deny the reality I've lost my identity Two people inside of me The other I can't see Who the hell am I suppose to be? Inside the voices I can hear Only myself, I see in the mirror These cuts that bleed on the outside Is from the other that I hide The urge is taking over Who's inside of me? Who am I to be? inherited from my mother neurotic is the other I'm hearing the voices their making my choices A whole life of corruption I am my own destruction Im screaming out Im reaching out I need some answers to find myself Im holding out Im falling out I deny the reality I've lost my identity Im screaming out to find the answers
Life Of A Gamerchick
Yesterday omg was one of the worst days ever. My mom and dad came over to get the bill for our cellphones they were gonna pay it for us. nice huh.. well dennis got mad. mom wanted me to go in case they needed one of us. So I go and when I come back dennis comes right out to me. and says either go with your parents or stay with your husband. WTF!?!? I could not take anymore.. I've been soo depressed, trying to be happy and its just not working anymore. I'm scared all the time.. my bubble has finally burst open and I just don't feel safe anymore... whatever comfort I had is now gone.. I come up and all my clothes are on the ottoman. suitcases.. my computer, 360, ps2, dvd player and my gamees.. allll on the table. said the animals stay you can take what you see. I was like omg.. wtf is happening. Omg.. i was sooo I dont even know how to explain it.. This is my husband and he is saying either leave or stay. He says I need to get a job, stop being a baby and I need to grow up. Hes
Galen
Let me clarify something for everyone....I don't appreciate girls handtyping love you comments in my fiances box. Everyone knows here or at least they should know that we are together. All I am saying is use your better judgement when you put a comment in someones box and if you don't think that you should put, then don't put it. thanks I am sorry, but maybe some of you don't see anything wrong with this; however, i do. I don't think that people need to be handtyping "love you" comments in someones comment boxes especially if they have a girlfriend or boyfriend. I don't care if you meant it as a friend or what not, you don't need to be saying it. if I have offended anyone I am sorry, but at this point i don't care. If I am wrong, please let me know and give me a good reason on why I am wrong. I have never handtyped loved you comments on someones page except to my fiance and I am sure i am not the only one who feels this way. Like I said if I am wrong for feeling this w
Life
Well it seems someone copied all of them and started posting them on an site I'm on called Orfay without my permission. This devastated me and I finally got the assholes account deleted from there for misuse. But it forever clouded my faith in people. I no longer trust so easily. So I will no longer post compromising pic's. And if all you friends were only interested in those kinds of posts.. Sorry. I have not been on here much for that reason as I'm just so hurt that someone would do something like that. I'm not ignoring anyone, I;m just trying to cope with the embarrassment of it all. Thanks for understanding.... Suzie So sorry for not being around much this week. Sunday I was very sick and went to the Dr. Monday and found out I have Bronchitis and Asthma. I'm on steroids, antibiotics and 2 different ihalers to keep me breathing correctly. I just wanted to let all my tap friends and family I'm not ignoring you. I'm just very sick. I hope by this weekend to be better a
Lovin Ct
I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE GET PISSED WHEN BOMBER PROGRAMS ARE USED TO BOMB CONTESTS BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHY ITS NOT OK TO USE A BOMBER PROGRAM BUT ITS SUDDENLY OK FOR 1 PERSON TO HAVE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS IN THEIR NAME THAT WILL BE USED FOR THE SAME PURPOSE. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THIS IS CONSIDERED OK BUT A BOMBER PROGRAM IS NOT CUZ I FAIL TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE TO ME ITS STILL CHEATING. I had an interesting convo. with a friend in my shoutbox today and really enjoyed it, but it also prompted me to start thinking about a few things. So with that in mind I am gonna say whats on my mind...oh and if you dont like what i have to say SHUT THE FUCK UP...cuz i dont give a rats ass what you think. The internet is a fun and interesting place to meet people and I have meet all kinds of people on here and as we all know everyone has there own opinions and their own fetishes (some of which are way out there...but who cares its your life). I have talked to thousands of people online and mad
Opinions Please?
Wow I don't know where to begin! I want to thank each and every one for the love, support, cards, flowers, and prayers through this most difficult time of my life. Today was the last day of services for my daughter Katie. She has finally been laid to rest. I was overwhelmed to see SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much love from the people in Fubar. UNBELIEVABLE! I never really new that I had so many friends that REALLY care! And the LOVE! I am so blessed and so greatful. I NEVER thought I would ever have to bury one of my children but I did. It was the hardest thing I will ever do in my life, but I got through it with all the love and support from my surrounding family and friends and all of you. From the bottom of my heart.......THANK YOU! Much love always! Pee-Jay & Family 2nd Alarm HottiesPEE-JAY~SweetLips~LIL MZ. VIXENTiffanyNaniRacheliciousStephanie
My Poetry
It's been too much damage, And too much invasion, This road has been packed, With negative revelation, Just killing the prospect, Of hope for sensation. No one else is to blame, This is our creation, So lets cut the bullshit, And drop all expectation, Hate is your fall, And revenge my temptation. It's way too late now, To repair this relation, We've been blinded for so long, By all the frustration, We found no solutions, To solve the situation. But Ill make a choice here, To reduce the complication, Avoiding the trap Of cold calculation, For theres no relief there, Down at the next station. So here I'll turn around, And change my destination. Copyright 2006 by C Hottran A Child's Destiny Another bomb has landed, Politicians controls the Bouchers knife, Again theyve destroyed, A precious and innocent life. They slaughter in thousands, Showing no signs of regret, Claiming to have terminated, Another
My Horoscope
Something that seems to be an impassable barrier is actually just slowing you down a bit -- as long as you're willing to keep trying. Your perseverance should pay off in a big way in the long run. Something has been bugging you lately, and the answer won't come to you on its own. It's time to hit the library or go online to get to the bottom of it -- expect a bit more complexity in the final result. You've got more power than you may realize and now is the best time to exert it. Try not to step on too many toes -- you may need the people they're attached to at some later date! Your brain is a big help.
Scotts
All About Me
Ya'll miss me?? Anywayss i was in Jail for 3 months.. i might go back :( Well I just wanted to say im back.... I stepped on a fuckin Toothpick tonight. it went in my foot about a centimeter and it went in on a slant.. Fuck it hurts.. Bled like a bitch... and Yea Wood in my foot is not good.... Woohoo.. Im goin to see my son tonight i can wait.. I miss him so much.. im so happy i get to see him... you all have no idea ok well maybe you do ha ha..
Random
Whats got me so worried... Well most of my good friends know that alomst a year and a half ago I had a mass removed on my uterus. Well I have another larger mass appear that was found last week. I go in on Monday to decide the next step for me. I havent slept much since the doctor called, just kinda on pins and needles waiting till monday. Updates to come on that. Hello children of the 80's Read this, it will take you back but be careful cause it will also make you realise that you are now actually OLD!! Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It". You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. You had one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat (Global Hypercolour). You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got
To My Friends On Here.
OK this is it,See back in February 28th 2009 ok My husband decided to get up and go on the computer ok well i was watching Steve Wilkos show(he is from Jerry Springer show) well anyways see now it is this see i was watching the show and all then my husband has asked me what was so funny so i told him that there was something on steve wilkos show well then that was when he decided to go on the computer at 2:30am so he wanted to download this game called Slingo and i said please i don't want to down load nothing on there well he did anyways well just then i got mad and pulled out the plug out from the wall, well after that i had left i heard this thug well just then i had put down the screen on the computer, well i told him to stop it well just then he had the speakerin his hand too and her laughted at me for me, so i told him to stop that too,,Well just then he went to watch tv,I said since you messed up the computer then your not watching mty cable i know that 2 wrongs don't make a rig
Dr. Turi's Blog
If you want to read the rest of this important forecast and Obama's prediction sign up for Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/newsletter/ Blessings to all Dr. Turi Battle Of Lions 8/28/2008 Dear Reader; If you are a VIP just a little note to let you know that another Cosmic Code has gone to your mailbox today. Out of thousands newsletters sent out we have 53 returns which means some of you did not get it. If you are a VIP ONLY and did not receive it please but call your ISP internet Service Provider to accept Dr. Turis large files and submit your request to Mike at dr.turi@cox.net to catch up. Even though I gave away the 2008 Moon Power a while ago some old people are not computer literate or are using Web TV making the downloading very difficult if possible at all. Thus I have to do it the regular way by submitting the Daily and Monthly Forecast For all until the end of year 2008. Also I want to thank you and welcom
Best Of The Crow - Life
The time has come for me to say good bye officially to CherryTAP. I was thinking about it all and realistically this place is just not right for me, and I am going to be leaving for good. Its silly to stick around realistically and I have decided that it is best to just delete any account I have on any site so that nobody is left wondering when is he coming back? The answer will obviously be never. I decided since I was leaving though I might as well spell it out exactly for anyone that thought I was a bit to vague the last time. Like a lot of morons I spent a lot of money on this site in blasts, a couple of happy hours, VIC, and spent countless hours of time doing my thing around here and thinking that I could be a power of example in some regards, and I am sure that I have. You just never feel like anything is worth it and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth actually. The popular people here are some of the most deplorable human beings I have ever had the opportunity to even have t
Window To My Soul
Master Darius pushed his reluctant submissive through the door of their house, the force propelling her onto her knees. Jade had pushed him beyond the limits of overlooking her behavior. She'd gone beyond cheeky, into royal pain in the ass, and straight on to a god damned bitch. The last straw had been at his office party when she'd finished off her third glass of wine, and when he'd told her she'd had enough, she'd said loudly, "Fuck You, you asshole!" Grabbing hold of her arm, he'd dragged her out of the room and to the car, pushing her in and slamming the door. The whore hadn't had the good sense to keep her mouth shut after he got in, and kept mouthing off, calling him a "fucking faggot," and repeating "Shut up, you fucker." Finally, he'd had enough and keeping his voice low and even, pulled over and grabbed her hair, pulling her face to his. "You will shut your fucking mouth now, or you'll feel some goddamned pain. Don't test me, you little cunt. You will NOT like the resul
New Contest
I'm not offering bribes for votes.. Just simply asking for help. Right now I am behind by a lot and really need everyones help. I will as always return the favor for everyone who helps! I try to get to everyone and rate and fan all pages. I also will comment bomb contests. Just let me know that you need me. Thank you so much to everyone who has been helping me! ♥ Please click on the picture to vote ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ Music Codes - MySpace Layouts I figured I would give everyone a break from bombing.. Well, I am now down 13000 votes!! I so need your help now! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ PLEASE come leave me comments!! I will return the favor! I am only 500 votes ahead.. With 13,800 comments.. But, I still need to be the first to 3
Shady Shit!
The host of the contest is down at the bottom of this page right above the video.. Please we need all our friend, bombing members, anyone and everyone. This contest is s stinger. Every single person can and will make the difference as to if we win or not.. Please lets do this. Add, Fan, Rate, the host of this contest first please then you may bomb onces you are added.. Please come join us for the bomb fest.. Thank you all.. My fubar friends are the coolest.. THE LEVELING LIST We want to try and level as many and as much of these people here on this list as we can before the 15th comes runing around... They are all the members of the Posse that I had time to grab and our non memmber supporters. The Posse is bombing in the bombfest and we can not wait. It will go for two weeks and it is going to be wild. Here is a list of my team that is qulified to help and those non members who are and said they would bomb the hell out of it with us whom are also qulified to help.
Endless Thoughts
what can i say about lesha!!! she's been there for me thru thick and thin...and to think who was the ONLY one to call when my mom was in the hospital after her heart attack THE ONE THE ONLY My Leasha Get Your Own! | View Slideshow All our lives we've searched for the meaning of our live's. To find a life long friendship, to where true happiness is...we have opened up to each other to find a bond, a connection between our hearts!!! I have a hard time opening up to people in this way, but being with you has opened the the light to my heart...to find a sould mate, a loving woman, to be my wife, my partner in life. i love you with all my heart, and that my soul belongs to you, i have found true and complete happiness within you! I Shawn Selsky give you my heart , my eternal soul as your husband, your best friend, and to be there as a close friend to your children, and a loving father to the children we bring into this world together!! i love you Christ
Please Read
so no joke ive been on this diet for about a week now, i actually had a picture of ana nicole smith on my miror one with a picture of her before she lost all her weight and after to keep me motivated if she can do it i can too, but i was in shock when i heard what happened this morning and i found another article on her big diet today and it says on top of the diet pills she was taking she was also taking colon cleanse laxitives daily, thats just not good no let me start with saying ive met some great people on here, wouldnt trade it for anything, anyone in my family or that im a fan of or even most of my friends this really doesnt have to do with you. im a rebel by nature, so i didnt post a salute for a long time until someone actually accused me of being fake then of course i had to prove them wrong, lol. a salute should be a choice, you shouldnt attack people, the obsession with sniffing out fakes has become unreal,, truth is if anyone really really wanted to pull the wool over y
Damn I'm Sexie
Im not a huge fan of the totally nude pics of myself but im trying to make an album for my family I need some suggestions of sum ideas for taking pics for this album. Can you help me out Cherries Life is full of hard lessons to be learned. The important thing is that we learn from them and not make the same mistake twice. The internet can be the most dangerous place to meet ppl. I jus look on the news (ppl are missing). BUT it can also be the start of something beautiful. The point is a lot of times we have this too perfect woman or man in our mind that we forget to make room for the imperfections and so we get disappointed so easy. The point is take things slow! When you rush things it normally doesn't work out anyway because you didn't take the time to get to know. I had a man that I thought liked me but I feel that he wanted too much too soon and it became a lot for me and disappointing for him. You can't rush luv so don't try because you'll fail every time you do by pushing yourse
At First I Thought This Was Funny...then I Realized The Awful Truth Of It. Please, Be Sure To Read All The Way To The End!
(From a newspaper article online locally here in Philadelphia, PA) Read this and really make an effort to welcome home any soldeir you see and also thank a veteran for all he's (or she's) done. Vietnam vets give what they never got By Edward Colimore Inquirer Staff Writer CHARLES FOX / Inquirer Staff Photographer Vietnam vets from New Jersey have ready handshakes to greet troops returning from Iraq at Fort Dix. More images For the last year, they saw the Iraq war up close; some fought gun battles with the enemy, and all were far from home and the comforts of family. Then, after a marathon flight, the troops were back again yesterday, tired, excited, hungry, and still loaded down with their M-16s and military gear. They did not expect anyone to notice. But at the journey's end, Michael Engi and fellow Vietnam veterans were waiting. They are always there for the troops coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan. At 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning - any time of the day or
Auto 11 Bling Giveaway
I entered a giveaway for an auto 11 I need 12,500 comments. If you want too help thank you If not this is for me to find it easy. I can no longer leave picture comments if there is anyone that would be willing too help me i would be greatful. There is no time limit on this but if i cant get help Ill wait until im off of fubar groundation
Fun Stuff
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, jumps up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay in there until I let you out.' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it
Laugh Ur Azz Off!!!
Subject: : Hollywood squares It's good when you occasionally laugh out loud. THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!(The audience laughe
Erotic Stories
Drunken Wife by marilyn69 Im sitting in a wine bar in the West End of London, just a short distance from my hotel. My husband, thankfully, is over 150 miles north, looking after our two children. Ive finished my meetings earlier than anticipated, so I could have caught a train back home today, but today I fancy a little fun! I am sipping my third G and T already and its only four in the afternoon! But, what the hell? Sometimes you just have to let your hair down and unwind! Looking around the bar, I can see several men, some on their own, like me, others in pairs or groups. Theyre generally all businessmen, possibly just passing through London too. I have thought about doing this for some time but Ive always bottled it at the last minute. Maybe today will be the same? Sitting on the next table are two Japanese guys, smartly dressed, but not my type! Next to them there is a single man, not bad looking at all, but reading The Guardian. Could never go for a guy who reads
Adie
For anyone who has talked to me for a while you might know that I sometimes complain about my job being boring. I go home with no job satisfaction because I don't have much to do, and every time my boss walks by my desk I think "I should be doing something besides playing on fubar.. like like. there's nothing to do." Well, last Friday I got my 'wish'. Mr. Bossman informed me that he's going to replace me with someone experienced in marketing so he can further expand his business. Great, just great. I've been monitoring the epaper and being that I haven't finished college yet, and probably won't for another couple years, I'm not experienced in anything that is hiring right now. Therefore, I am currently taking donations. Canned food, boxed food, canned alcohol, boxed alcohol, alcohol, food stamps, and since you can't buy alcohol with food stamps, alcohol. So we had a bit of drama this morning, but first some background information. One of our clients is always grumbling abou
My Writing And Poetry
"I Am"I am the rain that nurtures..the sun that warmsI am the wings of a butterfly..the dew on a roseI am the blue in the sky..the red in the sunsetI am the twinkle in the stars..the light in the moonI am the four seasons..the color of the rainbowI am the shimmer of the snow..the fire embers glowI am the gentle spirit inside you..the keeper of your soulI am the dreams you fulfilled..the joy in your heartI am the love in your eyes..the desire from withinI am the smile on your lips..the laughter in your voiceI am the wings that enfold you..the protector of your lifeI am the one who shares your dreams..the fears ..your hopesI am yours forever, eternally.. I am your Angel Im Sorry by BlueWolf Im sorry for the things Ive done I want you to know youre the only one The girl I think about night and day There are so many things I have to say If nothing ever comes to mind Ill still care for you all of time So as I sit at a second glance Im praying for another chance To pro
Gbsugar 4u
This site used to be great fun.Now they have taken that all away with their new rules.ALL my pics were made NSFW.Well,shouldnt members be working at work and not looking at my pics?Why is it my resposibility that they WORK at their job they get paid for and not look at my pics??This site has just become a MYSPACE twin and thats for all the kiddies,so I'm gone to look for a mature site with the freedom to post what I plezzz.. Ty to all my friends and family for your LUV and support.I will miss u all.. Sugar Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts
Friends
Hello my friends, Do you Like to msn with me. keesxx@hotmail.com Like to see you also there. DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!!! ;) Hello my Friend, do you have add me? I add you but you can add me also is good for both for th epoints we can get. Kiss
Monumental Insanity!
Summarily deleted from my photo comments and blocked!! I won't humiliate the cunt by posting his name! 2006-11-06 08:46:57 I think you have some of the most beautiful breasts period.If I didn't have a fiance,I would fuck the shit out of you.I promise you no man on this board will sling dick to you like I would.Ienjoy having a women on all fours and pounding her insides.I hope my pics make you moist enough to start rubbing your clit all day.I'm in better shape since then to.This rock hard steel is for women like you who wish to get fucked properly. If a bloke spoke to me like that in the street, I'd happily put his balls through the top of his head! Numpty!! An explanation... Yes I have Yahoo, No I can't use it! You see; it went like this.... XP prompted me to download and install the new security updates, so like a good little microsoft slave I dutifully fucked up my system once again!! Bill Gates has a sick sense of humour!! It started with his lovely litt
Confessions
I am so sorry that I have not been on here lately. I have been very busy with school and all the other things going on here at home. I really have missed everyone and I am not ignoring anyone at all. Trust me that as soon as I can get back on track with it all. I will be back on here for some R&R. I love you all and will return. Any of you out there that must chat with me can send me a email to my yahoo or IM me. Bites and Kisses to all. Hey all you out there. My VIP is getting ready to expire in one day so I will soon not be able to rate above a 10. I will return to VIP status asap though cause I love all the added features. Never actually had anyone give me a VIP gift so I always bought it for myself. I do however plan to do this for a few of my friends when I get a chance to myself. I will try to add a few more pics before this expires too, so see you all real soon again. I asked God to help me out with some things that are unresolved issues in my life. I have had countless sleeples
Shit When Im Bored!
ok so i watched her on flav's show and how she got dissed there...then i watched i love new york and once again her ass got dissed there...NOW they go and do yet another stupid show with her on it and you have all these damn stupid men on the net around the world trying to be on the damn show! now tell me something.....is it just to be on tv or do you all find her attractive? cuz i dont think she is all that pretty, and not cuz she is thin and rich..i just dont know what all the hype is about....i have friends on my list sending out all these damn bulletins about go vote for me on the i love new york 2 website...hell no i will not go and vote for you!!!! you gonna look like a stupid fool if your ass actually gets on there and then she downgrades you in front of the entire world!!!! and what do you honestly think will come out of any of it? i just think its all stupid! I am in school to get my accounting degree, and in the one class that I am taking we have to do a research paper. Well
Gemini
Follow your hunch, even (especially) if it takes you off the beaten track. You may not end up where you thought you would, but in actuality, you could land somewhere even better -- and you'll learn a few things along the way. Dear Cupcake, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, February 9: Being a fool for love has its allure, but you know what they say about rushing in where angels fear to tread. No, you don't have to put on a halo, but do give a little more thought to your next move. Dear Cupcake, Here is your single's love horoscope for Saturday, February 17: If at all possible, jump out of bed and strike out in a random direction. Talk to a stranger or three; duck into someplace you've never been. New experiences feed your heart and mind now, so dig in!
Funny Sh*t
NuttinButtSexxy
Forewarned!!!!
DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU BEFORE YOU TALKED TO ME!!!! JUST TIRED OF THE BULLSHIT!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World
Happenins
My mom and I got into a conversation the other day. I stated that I think that living should be a privilege, not a right, and I would have no problems getting rid of someone just because I think they are a waste of space. I am not talking about offing someone because of deep seeded hate, just purifying the world of dirt so to speak. She said (besides the fact that she doesn't know how she spawned a maniac) that in that case I should have no probs with someone thinking the same about me and trying to get rid of me. I said that it would be their choice, and they would be more than welcome to try. Judging by personal past experience , I know I could easily rid someone of their most precious possession (life) because I don't think they deserve it. I know I am not the one to judge if they do, but I wouldn't care about that aspect. With the world being such an overpopulated place, I think people should be aware that they are merely recycling the O2 that others could be using, and taking
Poetry
SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS Ladies and Gentlemen: We are gathered here to join in the celebration of the year Most commonly marked by the presentation of diamonds. This by the way is what we wanted to do for you today; but thought that Ford, Chrysler or GM would do just as well. I guess in our wee little minds The only way that we can comprehend time Beyond that redundant tick, tick, ticky Of our classic Mickey Mouse clock Is to reach for the oldest thing we think we see Because the wisdom of time is truly the greatest mystery Its strange how most of the tie we dont understand But wee too have seen it slip through our hands Leaving us with what could have been And remembrance of all those days when Yeah it was good way back then No doubts and I remembers for a dear old friend But this is now and the challenge of today Is to figure how As time keeps slipping away How do you remain so spry? And keep that delightful twinkle in your eye The pessimists woul
Just Stuff
OK I HAVE WELL OVER 2,000 FRIENDS SO LETS SEE IF I CAN GET SOME HELP STEPHANIE LYNN IS HOLDING A CONTEST IF I CAN GET 200 PEOPLE TO RATE/FAN AND ADD HER I CAN WIN MY VERY 1ST HAPPY HOUR! SO IF SHE IS NOT ON UR LIST PLZ GO HERE:http://fubar.com/user/813171 AND TELL HER DARK ANGEL 284024 SENT YOU! I NEVER ASK FOR HELP! BUT IM ASKING NOW MY FRIENDS! TY SO MUCH LOVE DARK! sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people. OK IM ROLLINNNNNNNN... PLASTIC WRAP? I MEAN HOW RANDOM CAN U GET ON FUBAR?! MY BF BELOW HAS BEEN M.I.A. SINCE NOON YESTERDAY.. NO ONE HAS HEARD OR SEEN HIM.. NOT ME NOR HIS CO WORKERS OR HIS FRIENDS.. HE WAS LAST SEEN HEADING TOWARD WACO, TX, AT NOON.. PLZ IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MAN.. IN A WHITE EXPLORER WITH A SUN ROOF.. PLZ LET ME KNOW ~LAKESHA~~Dj LaKesha~DarkInfusion CoOwner~@ fubar
30 Mistakes Women Make During Sex!
30 Mistakes WOMEN Make During Sex WTH MEN! 1) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2) Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3) Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4) Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5). Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A litt
I Dont Like You, So Get Over It
ok this is a contest to rename 7 Deadly Sins Radio, http://www.fubar.com/lounge/65457 ONE entry per person post your entries here winner will recieve 1 Million FuBucks Contest Starts Now and Ends Friday March 20th Hey Guys, I know I ask alot but my owner is such a kick ass guy, please show him some Love!!! `->G$Xr_R post em here
Do You!!
Jokes
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he's trying to walk again. While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle along the way
Damn
Hey everyone I'm single again. I'm just goin to be chillin out for a little while. If you want to talk to me then you're more than welcome. There are only a few things i require. I want a girl that meets me half way on things. If we have a problem we should be able to just talk it out and come up with a solution. Also girls, make sure you can keep your word. If you can't keep your promises then there is no reason to even talk to me. You're just waistin both of our times. I'm a preacher's kid and i'm use to havin good girls as my girlfriend. I understand now that people have pasts and you have to sometimes look past them, but at the same time i don't want something that everyone has had. If you can keep these three simple things and just be there for me I'll make sure be there whenever you need me. If you need a shoulder to cry on then you know i'm there for you. I like to have fun with a girl and i like to make her feel special. The girl just has to do the same in return. If anyone is
Tornado Tears....
First let me thank Emily and the rest of you wonderful people for trying your hardest to pull me out of an emotional sewer today...I love you so much for all you do and all your words. I just wanted to briefly address the reason behind putting up such a picture as that. And to explain why "tornado tears". 99.9% of the time I have the world's most positive outlook, I can take on the whole world and fight my way through anything. Yet there are times, that shovelling shit against the tide just takes it toll and I am ready to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT! Today is one of those days.... After two surgeries in the past four months and countless weeks off work....Im kind of hurting in many ways. I guess I wanted you to see that there is more than one side to me. I dont always smile....well most of the time anyhow...lol...but there are days that I'm problemsolving constantly and im so tired of it. Single parents everywhere have such a time of it. Coupled with being off
Lsd Merchandise.
LOTS OF BACK AND FRONT DESIGNS AND LOGO'S!!!! YOU GOTTA CLICK ON TO THE SITE TO REALLY SEE IT UP CLOSE AND IN DETAIL. Love Sex n Death
Just To Let You Know...
Starting Yesterday 11.30 am: Before going to work, i met my best friend and she had to go to the hospital because of her pregnantcy. 12 till 8 pm: I went to work. 8 pm: Visit of The Husband, my best friend had to stay in the hospital, her health wasnt that good. 11 pm: My best friend called me to ask me if i would be the 2nd contact person for the hospital. 2 am: The Husband called me. Labour was started and if i would sleep babysit. Their daughter was in a deep sleep. (note: they are my neighbours) 2.50 am: The Husband called: Kevin was born and healthy. 3.30 am: Empty batteries in the babyphone. Searching for new ones. 5.00 am: The little girl started singin in her sleep. 5.30 am: The alarmclock of my BF. 6.30 am: BF going to work and a call of The Husband that he is at home, so the babysitting job is finished. 8 am: Co worker called me from a early shift, just needed to talk to anyone. 9 am: Thinking about the thing i always say t
Happy Hour Scavenger Hunt
MY HAPPY HOUR SCAVENGER HUNT!!! Copy and paste into a private message and complete while searching for the answers in a 2nd window. Please be sure while you are looking for answers to rate the things that can be rated. The 1st person to complete it correctly will WIN $100,000 fubucks. The 2nd person to complete it correctly will WIN $50,000 fubucks. The 3rd person to complete it correctly will WIN $25,000 fubucks. Don't give up. Someone may rush through it and send it back incomplete or incorrect! I will post a bulletin when I have received 3 back complete and correct! Don't forget to RATE along the way! If you have found all the answers but didn't bother to rate while looking...you will be disqualified. 1. So, when I took my daughter to Build a Bear I made an official "Fu Mascot". What is his name? 2. On our recent trip to California we went to Disneyland and California Adventure. Only one of these photos has a caption. What is the photo of? 3.
Intrested
Being here has been a great time, and m ade many wonderful friends, take care everyone, will be thinking of you all. How Smart Is Your Right Foot? > >> > >>This will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying it a few > >>more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!! > >> > >>1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and > >>make clockwise circles with it. > >> > >> > >>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right > >>hand. > >> Your foot will change direction!!! > >> > >> .And there is nothing you can do about it. lets see if anyone has there thoughts on names for CherryTap???????? leave your comments for names......
Needing A New Name
Once Upon A Time (A Poetic Fairy Tale) *Awhile back I wrote a poetic fairytale. So over the next few days, I will be reposting the chapters of that fairytale. Don't worry, there will be more original pieces inbetween.* Once upon a time there was a man Who lived his life taking a stand Went about his day being a knight in shining armor Saving damsels in distress from uncertain horrors Never asking for anything return Not even a thank you or an encouraging word Always hearing about men and thier evil ways Refused to be like them until his dying day At the risk of sounding selfish, he began to wonder Why do all the damsels always run to another Still he carried on his self imposed duties And continued to rescue damsels and wonder at thier beauty But every now and then his mind would run astray Often wondered if he had the strength to carry on this way See this knight dreamt of being a king The only piece that was missing was his queen
Mine
Just Me And Thats All I Can Be
So Monday evening I was reset back to the beginning of Fuking and all of my points and fubucks taken. Oh well Life sucks sometimes. But when you realize that being punished for bullshit is bullshit...you just start over...get over it and move on...so thats what I did. And as I have done this I have realized without a shadow of a doubt who my REAL and TRUE FRIENDS ARE! So if you dont see yourself in my family and you were once there...dont come to me and ask me why...I dont ask anything of my friends except for them to be there for me like I have them and never lie to me. Some of my friends have been AWESOME...and they know who they are so I am not naming names...But dont call yourself my friend knowing that you have NEVER been there for me...but I have been there for you. I always try to help my friends to the best of my ability and never ask for anything in return...But when it comes to something that I need them there for seems my friends list gets smaller..SO as of today...the famil
Joe_g Speaks! (everyone Flee..)
So today started out good. I was going to meet up with my friend colleen at the mall. On my way up to there, someone three cars ahead of me decided to make a right hand turn and signal at the last second. Everyone slams on their brakes to avoid hitting him and each other, including me. My brake pedal goes all the way down and the truck is not stopping. Luckily I kept pumping on the brakes and it stopped before I ran into the truck in front of me. The whole time riding up there and back my brakes felt weird. I told my dad about it a little later and not right away. He applied for a job as a furniture finisher ( which has been doing since he was 15 years old) and the company told him he was unqualified. They probably didn't even look at his resume. So to say the least he was pretty crushed about it. And later on proceeded to make me feel like shit about the whole truck situation when I did tell him. Which of course made me feel like shit the rest of the day. So this morning dad te
My Friends List
Since I now have over 1000 people on my list, Ive decided that no one will be added until they rate my pics, and leave me a comment so I'll know they did. Its become a trend to ask to be added without doing a damn thing, then after I add them they dont do a damn thing. No more. Rate me, comment, or forget it!
Please Read If You Out There!
Hi, My name is TomTom and I would just like to clear the air and tell all you ladies a few things about myself. Some of you think I am the sweetest man on CherryTap but you really dont know me or any other man on here so what ever you do if you chose to meet or even talk to one over the phone, use common sense, ok. First, I am a man a man that is 1. arrogant 2. self-centered 3. Thinks he is right all the time (which I am..hehehe) 4. I drink budlite 5. go to strip bars 6. Love women who dress in lingerie; specially lingerie. OMG, when a woman is in this stuff I will do just about anything and I do mean anything. 7. I believe that women should come to bed with hip high stockings and high heels and push up bras on. yummy 8. Think women should sexually attack their man and give him a heart attack. 9. Make it when I come into the bed room, I have to sneak in and carefully look around making sure you are asleep so I dont have a heart attack. 10. I think when my woman i
Just A Poem I Wrote
A demon lies And a young child cries But in her blue eyes therere dancing angels I find harmony in there Heavens spirits so handsome and pretty and love so fair Golden wings of angels which split in millions With joy in their hearts Angels made out of cremated axis and dust but in her blue angeleyes I feel liberty now I feel glory and trust If I am sad, I think of you, If I am lonely, I think of you, If I am angry, I think of you, If I am happy, I think of you, If I am crying, I think of you, all of that becouse your the one I love, All of that becouse... your my mother. A friend is somebody Who knows you and likes you Exactly the way that you are. Someone who's special And so close in thought That no distance can ever seem far. A friend understands you Without any words, Stands by you When nothing goes right. And willingly talks Over problems with you Till they somehow Just vanish from sight. And
Truly!
Can anyone explain the 5 steps? Is there a place where one can go, where there wont be hurt n pain. A place to go where trust and truth live freely. Where kindness is a norm and not an exception? Where people care and want to help and not harm, hurt or maim. There are times when you feel pain so intense that you cannot breathe, when it seems blinding, endless and useless. Tears fall freely and they are of joy and not of hurt and pain. Love is a norm and given and taken freely and warmly. To find arms that will hold you in sharing happiness and not abuse and violence. Finding that place where life means something of value and not to be discarded as thrown trash. Respect is a given and not an exception, gradification is for all and not a select few who deem themselves more worthy. Such a place might never exisist, but one day find a small piece of it to call their own. Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the Stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of
Just Moi
My lil sis, she's soo funny and you can hear me cracking up! i love her! awwww Cutie Lee Lee Hey guys, I entered my very first contest and I'm asking for your help. Click the picture below and you will be directed to the rating page.. if you haven't voted for me already please do so.. Points are rewarded by comments & ratings, so COMMENT BOMB like crazy..!!! Comment on my picture a million times and I don't care what you say in them. I will love you forever! lol I'm currently losing so =( please help me get my rates back up! Thank you and have a gorgeous night! MUAHZ xoXox "I love my sex"
Down Raters!!
rockhpi@ fubar THIS MUTHAFUCKA JUSS RATED MY MEEZ A ONE...YOU THINK IT'S A 1??...CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI!! Murph@ fubar He rated my picture and page a 1...Fuckin hater! Alfred1977@ fubar He rated me a 1!!
Birthday
Hey tomorrow is my Birthday, I was just in the shower thinking to myself and had a good thought. I have told my friends that always buy me gifts for my birthday to get me lottery tickets this year instead of presents. The reason being I won't buy the tickets myself because I think it's a waste of money. But if you never play you can never win. So the reason I asked them to do this is because a couple of months ago I had a dream that I won the lottery with a ticket that was given to me. So while I was in the shower I was thinking maybe I should ask all my online friends to do the same. So if you'd like to do this great, if not thats kool too. If I win over a 1000.00 I will split it with the person that buys the ticket. Here's some numbers to play: 10,09,66,11,26,88,19,41 Any combination of those numbers. You can send the ticket to: Derek O. c/o OguardiansHaven 3341 sw 27th St. Okla.City,OK 73108-5212 Be sure to write down the numbers you play and check to se
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To All Of You
Just some of my status lines that people have gotten a kick out of.... Some say the glass is half full. Some say half empty. I say who cares, i need a refill!!! Life is like a peanut butter and jelly sammich. I don't know why, it just is ok! I'm not naughty, i'm angelically challenged! Pet my beaver I'M HERE. COMMENCE WITH THE ADORING. lol Slim fast shake and vodka. How's that for a liquid lunch! lol looks at YOU with my men who stare at goats sparkly eyes technique Your place or mine? Tell you what? Head at my place, tail at yours! ATTENTION: GE money bank, owned by walmart/sams club, is pulling credit card scams. i suggest you pay your card off and cancel it asap before they damage your credit standing. What the company is doing is mailing your bill out so late, it is impossible to pay on time unless you go to a store and pay it. Their hopes are that while you are in the store, you will buy something. If you don't pay it, that makes you late an
Don't Read This
YAAAAAAAAR! Inspired by watching way too many pirate movies, here be some booty! Pirates Compass - Macrame Choker with labradorite and tourmaline Treasure Chest - Macrame Choker with quartz and rhodonite What does a girl have to do to get some more picture ratings? Maybe the spread picture will help... My plecostamous died. :(
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Short Stories
Another afternoon at home, I sat with my feet up on the table. Slowly turning a fully loaded ammo clip in my hand, the pistol sat next to me on the plush leather couch. Other than the slight whispering friction of my fingertips against the plastic clip, there were no other sounds in the house. In the days before my final operation in Venezuela, I would be watching television all night, laughing at all of my favorite comedy shows. These days though, I had decided that it made too much noise, and I might not hear someone sneaking in. I always said that you can never be too careful. My former teammates take random occasions to call me and see how things are going. They like to make sure that I made it to the store recently, or really anything as simple as getting up to go to the bathroom. On several occasions, I have soiled my couch, rather than be out of view of the main points of entry to this house. My friends continue to care about me, even after my dismissal from Delta For
Help
im in a contest so if your bored please stop in and leave a few comments the more the better than ks 2 more days for contest please come leave comment i need the votes thanks
Grinning Chimp
Here in the states today, July 4, is the day that we supposedly celebrate our Independence as a nation. And while the day still carries some import, it is hard to get real exited about it today with an imbecile as President. You see, I don't think starting an immoral war based on lies that has killed thousands of innocents isn't exactly in keeping with what this nation should be about. So I'll celebrate our Independence Day with a thought of the past, and waiting for the day when this country will be liberated from the corrupt smirking chimp and his jackal cronies. And please, any of the 27% of you in this country who still support the village idiot and are pissed about this short rant - save your complaints. Your president is a failure, a war criminal and belongs in jail. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh if you don't like it. Better yet, wake up to the facts. Rant over and now back to our regularly scheduled programming. I am of course rather sad for what happened at Virginia Tech.
Me
click on me this is my so damien he is 3 and a half and my life. please it would be great if you could comment and rate him for me please. thank you for your time. Richard i cant make mumms anymore and i have ask both surrport and babyjesus for how long and i get no replie. so are they just power trippers or ? they should answer all messages not push them aside. thanks for reading. thanks
Today
Thanks everyone for the love you have given me. I was ranked #208 for today thanks to that.... i hope it keeps up... and i never thought i would get that .... Keep rating and commenting me and i will try to return the favor.. Lots of love! HUGZ N KISSES! Jessica There's just alot on my mind that i dont know where to begin.. i actually dont even wanna say anythin on here being that this site is more public than myspace... myspace is fuckin pissing me off though.. i wrote 2 different blogs and neither one of them posted....im frustrated because bloggin helps me get my thoughts out in the open but i cant even do that.. fuckin sucks. work is bothering me.. im so bored there.. and i think im gonna start lookin for another job. I just cant take it anymore.. when there are no customers there's literally nothing to do. It's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ughhhh i just cant say what i wanna say on here so whats the fuckin use... im frustrated.. can't sleep.... i just need t
Help
It's weird i never really do contests cause i'm not part of a family...but I saw a contest for a HH so i decided to give it a try. I mean hell I have people that i talk to on a daily basis..i figured they would have my back..But then i ask for a little help...and they all seem to not know who the hell i am. I mean what kind of shit is that? I'm getting lame excuses like i'd do anything for you but i don't have the patience for that or I don't like adding guys..or even better the ones who were like yeah i'll def help you..and then don't. Now I remember why i don't do contests. Anyways thought i'd vent a lil...but i'm gonna keep trucking with the friends that i do have helping me and mabye i'll at least get second. To all of my real friends who have been helping me i luv u long time!! ♥ I'm in a contest for a HH..so if you can take a few minute and help me out that would be awesome!! Please make sure you add/fan/rate him if you decide to help..THanks ♥
Tell Me This
Can someone please explain to me what the phrase "friends with benefits" really means? In my head (and we all know that strange things go on in my head) I try to define the words that are a part of the phrase. Now, a friend is someone you spend time with, who has your back in times of need and listens to you gripe about your problems. Benefits are wonderful extras. But this does not describe the friend with benefits. If you are a friend with benefits, why can't we hang out from time to time for happy hour? How come you can't come over for a cookout? Why don't we do lunch during the week? Is it because I'm getting the benefits but not the friendship? Is it because you are really just a bootycall? If we aren't talking, via telephone or face to face, we are probably not friends. If the most communication we have concerns where and what time, then we probably are not friends. If you couldn't care less that I was hurt by your actions last week (I mean tell
Check It Out
OK PEOPLE I HAVE 9142 FRIENDS ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND MORE THAN 3500 OF YOU NEVER RATED MY PROFILE OR BECOME MY FAN EVEN THOUGH I DID BECOME A FAN OF YOU.... AM I NOT WORTH IT????????? AND IF YOU LIKE TO STAY ON MY LIST PLEASE BE KIND AND CHECK IF YOU DID OR NOT ,AND PLEASE HIT ME UP WITH HELLO AND I'LL RETURN THE LOVE TO ALL...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO START DELETING WHO EVER IGNORE THE FACT TO RATE AND BECOME MY FAN.. JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW TO FIND OUT ۞WLŦ۞ WR Ғ WLŦ ŦR LG۞@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND BETTER HUMP DAY HUGS AND KISSES ۞WLŦ۞ To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and
Randomness
There is a reason I do not have pics of my "kitty" on fubar. There will not EVER be pic of my "kitty" on here. SO STOP ASKING. I am deleting and blocking everybody who asks for some or tells me I should post some. Well I just cut my list by half lmfao I just wanted to add another as pure randomness just to amuse you people. LOL Little Truffle Shuffle for ya? ;) A magnet I have that cracks me up...No Offense :) And this kid is gonna be a heartbreaker when he hits legal age! lol and for all the new people who just added me I'm really not that cranky lol Ask my frind Paul, go listen to his voice comments I left him (hahaha I know you're gonna commet on this) I'm trying to get back with all of you. sorry it's hard to. Shoot me an email I'll reply back. I don't bite :)well too hard. I was informed I have big boobs. That is why I had changed my status to "I have big boobs???" My shoutbox filled up which I REALLY had no idea would happen. So if I didn't
Hmm
California is a beautiful place, full of beautiful people, and lots of fun in the sun!!! California is also terribly expensive to live in. We have taxes on everything, water is even expensive.. But, California is raping us with these GAS PRICES!!!! SO far we are paying 3.59 and climbing. At this rate no one is going to be able to drive or eat!!!! Just thought Id share Signed, I now eat top ramen daily LOL!!!!! So tis the season LOL. I had a great christmas, not alot of money this year im in a new state and dont make alot of money but i did the best I could.I started my christmas day waking up at 2am. I cleaned like a MAD woman you know cause my mom gives me the glove test:) I finally finished around 9 am, by that time i was exhausted. But i was brave and went to LAST minute xmas shop(IDK what i was thinking).I finally get home sleep for 1 hour and then the festivities began. We watched a christmas carol the OG version , I was half asleep n druling. Than a movie called we
Erotic Poems
Waiting in this moment. For something I can't describe. As the thought of what can happen. Teases my mind. Wanting that dream of us. Floating just beyond my grasp. Unable to comprehend the power of what we could be together. While the thought of you drives me to distraction. Time and time again. Craving to feel your lips pressed against the back of my neck. As your breath tickles my bare flesh. Causing me to bite back a moan. Not wanting you to know the extent of the effect your having on me. Your hands lightly glide up my sides. Making my body shiver, and my mind cry out for you to take me. As I quitely stand, letting you do what you will. I can feel your body, the great length of it pressed against my back. Every part of my being longing for you to turn me around and reveal yourself to me. As your hands encircle my breasts. Your thumbs flicking back and forth over the areola. Unrelenting in your desire to tease my nipples to buds. Feeling your arousal grow. Beckoning a moan to fall
Random Blogs By Storm (original Title Huh?)
is not easy for her to do. She wants to. More than anything. But her need for someone to love her doesn't outweigh her fear of getting hurt. She is numb inside. She hates this feeling and wishes it would go away........................ She knows some think she is doing this for attention. Just crying wolf. She's not. I can assure you. She would give anything in the world, anything, not to feel this way. It's gotten harder for her to put on the "happy face." It feels like it's taken on a life of its own. Like it's gone too far to ever get better. She hopes she's wrong. She prays she is wrong............ had just the right amount of meds (prescribed to me) & beer............. for once I am relaxed. I wish this feeling would last forever. "When you come to the edgeof all the light you have, and must take a step intothe darkness of the unknownbelieve that one of two thingswill happen to you:either there will be somethingsolid for you to stand on,or you will be taught how to fly"
Pure Wickedness
*Original Post From 3-11-2007* Ok so as exhausted as I was already I agreed to letitng Tim call me "to play" tonight. I knew it wouldn't be anything specatacular due to my state of mind, but I was willing to try. So we agreed that he would call me in 30 minutes so I had enough time to change my shirt and wash my make-up off. He was pretty prompt and called alomst exactly 30 minutes later. He asked what I was wearing and since I refuse to lie about the anwer I told him simply a longer white tee shirt. He then began to tell me what he wants to do to me which got me all wet. I was working my clit real good and fast and came rather quickly and weakly. I was disappointed so I just kept playing. I kept two fngers inside me using a come hither motion. I was doing this when he asked me what I was doing. So after he asked are you doing it again to which I replied I never stopped he asked me what I was thinking about . . . well here is what I remember about the actual fantasy itself:
*~new~* Remember The Wounded....
I have gotten alot of requests to see my pics and friend adds but heres the problem..... Alot of people have pics of everything EXCEPT their face!! WTF is up with that?? I am going to go throu my fiends and check new ones from now on.... No Salute No Access my Folders and Risk being taken off my friends list.... now if you got a few pics of you and no salute then your prob fine but no more people without pics of them or pics that are not everyday pics that show your real...if you have a modeling or not really you looking pic and thats it then you will prob be deleted..... I like to see who sees my pics just like u like to see my pics so salutes or more then 2 pics of YOU & your Face not just body parts need to be uploaded!! Everyone will also be happy to see who u really are too :) thanks
Random Jibberish
Free Flash Toys MySpace Layouts I am not trying to be mean, cocky, or bitchy. As I have been called all those things and more lately by people wanting to see my private folder. It is private because I do not open it to the public. I am unsure as to why some people feel that I should just gladly open it up for all to see. If this was the case I would have never set it to private. It is nothing against anyone- I just want to get to know people before I show them every kind of photo of me. lol. But I have it listed in several spots to not ask in my profile, as well as in the name of the folder. Trust me - If I want you to see them I will invite you to see them, even if only for a day. All I ask for is respect, and for guys to actually get to know me before you ask. If I have no idea who you are there is no way I am going to say ok. Some people think "let me see your Privates" is a great way to say hello. It isn't. Sorry- but that is just how it Is And If i say n
Lyricism
Baby you don't know What you do to me Between me and you I feel a chemistry. I won't let no one come and take your place Cause the love you give it can't be replaced. See no one else loves me like you do That's why I don't mind to Spend my life with you I wanna please you in any way I can I wanna share my world and don't you understand. Your love is a one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long your love is one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long Turn me inside out, Make my heart speak Need no one else you're all I need Personality(ty),and everything you do(do) Makes me love everything 'bout you. Your smile, Your style, so fly, I can't deny. I gotta crush on you and that is true indeed Now I'm diggin' you, you makin me believe. Your love is a one in a million It goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin' all day long your love is one in a million
Funny Shit!
This was sent to my mom.. I laughed so hard I was crying..lmao A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it? WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
Random Thoughts From The 'trap!
This guy if FUCKIN HI-LAAARR-IOUS! Steven Lynch (this is the one I was tellin you about Sher) Upload videos at Bolt. OMFG! I'm at my sisters, right? And I'm playin around with my baby nephew (Caleb, 2 1/2) and niece (Elise, 1 1/2). So baby Caleb comes running and jumps into my lap and biffs me in the eye with his big ole noggin. As I'm holding and rubbing my eye, all of a sudden (and unbeknownst to me at first) he PUKES on me!!!!! Now anyone who knows me, knows that I DO NOT deal with baby fluids AT ALL! My first instinct was to get him away from me, which I did (GENTLY!). I slid him off my lap, freaked for a second about all the barf on me, then asked him if he was ok, he nodded yes, then I totally freaked about being ralphed on, LOL! I'm screaming at my sister to find me something to wear as I hobble to the bathroom without letting my legs touch, because, yes, there was even puke in my crotch. I get to the bathroom and I'm tryin to strip without gettin any on my skin, and all I ca
Personal Information
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring? Fuck the fruit...I'd bring a GIANT fucking pot for boiling and a hell of a lot of butter... 2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? LOL...apparently, you haven't been watching those investigative shows...there's already an assload of insect parts in the cereal. And don't make me tell you what I read about salsa at mexican restaurants.... 3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform? Negro, Puh-lease! The merengue of course. 4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas? Everybody knows you wear a zombie llama costume to such an event. Idiot!! 5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced? Has somebody been tripping on acid recently?? 6. How many egg
Britney Spears's Famous Crotch!
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Dear Melody..
I've been working hard the last couple days on the site..we got a new roomate so i've been busy the last month or so but there are about 4-5 new entries...when and if you have the time let me know what you think :) much love and hope everyone is having a great night! Melodysedibles.com LIBRA September 24 - October 23 Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than
Sexy
The 6 kinds of sex: 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on... Go here and take the test... www.howsexyareu.com/test.php?223695
My Boys Birthday
Is it wrong 2 have a picture of your tattoo on here,cause some dumb ass turned in my primary photo picture I had up and said it was nsfw.You people need 2 grow up you don't like my pictures or profile don't look at it.I could care less at least I have clothes on I am not showing my boobs,ass or pussy and I have no nekkid pictures on profile like more then half these people do so get a life and stop fuckin with people that are trying 2 enjoy fubar.ty Hey all it is my best friends birthday today and he just joined fubar so can we show him some love tyvm His name is chuck and he is under 'hardride' he only has 1 picture with me in it lol ty all xoxo annie
Grrrrrr
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there - Author Unknown - What You Need to Know What Is Cystic Fibrosis? Cystic fibrosis is an inherited chronic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system of about 30,000 children and adults in the United States (70,000 worldwide). A defective gene and its protein product cause the body to produce unusually thick, sticky mucus that: clogs the lungs and leads to life-threatening lung infections; and obstructs the pancreas and stops natural enzymes from helping the body break down and absorb food. In the 195
Tater
You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are Death Change, Transformation, Alteration. People fear this card, but if you want to change your life, this is one of the best indicators for it. Whatever happens, life will be different. Yes, the Death card can signal a death in the right circumstances (a question about a very sick or old relative, for example), but unlike its dramatic presentation in the movies, the Death card is far more likely to signal transformation, passage, change. Scorpio, the sign of this card, has three forms: scorpion, serpent, eagle. The Death card indicates this transition from lower to higher to highest. This is a card of humility, and it may meanyouhavebeenbrought low, but only so that youcan
Contest Im In Please Help Me
From The Keyboard Of Granadaghia75
OK ALL HERE COMES THE FUN STUFF.OUR VERY OWN WIKKAD GOT INTO THE CONTEST AS YA'LL KNOW IF YA READ MY BLOG.WELL THINGS JUST GOT REAL INTERESTING LOL...WHO WANTS TO TAKE ON THE MAFIA.TY MOLE FOR THE 411 ON THIS.SO AS OF NOW,WE HAVE ALL OTHER CONTEST'S SITTING IN FIRST AND WIKKAD IS GETTING HER ASS KICKED,ME AND MOLE CAN'T FIGHT OFF THE MAFIA OURSELVE'S.GET IN HERE AND GIT-R-DONE GET ON THIS HOSTS FRIENDS LIST ASAP... ~CT DADDY~THE TEXAS GODFATHER~Husband Of Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~I Love & Adore My Baby Angel~@ CherryTAP THEN PLS GET IN HERE NOW!!!... Well boy's and girl's time to pay the piper,this is what it means to be a bomb squad member.These people helped us out enormously in Bombfest and we return all that's done to us.So as alway's let's GIT-R-DONE. ~Sweet*Angel~ends the 21'st Chelle45365 of the Confederates(left her contest to bomb us) xxxdog2000 of the confederates ~TastyTease~no time limit to 20,000 Native Hunny-she helped
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Away From The Shadows
It all can come down faster than you know, a simple word or fash of temper. It goes away with time as we learn to live day by day. Tenderly we speak and we forget its only skin deep. A gentle touch, even one that is rough. Words spoken and forgotten. Things done and then ereased. Cards or flowers. Gifts of gold or paper. A brush of peace in the soul. resting in the arms of eashother. Feeling of home at last. Breathing as if for the first time. When comming up for air is being there. fate has finally found its way. Time spend and memories made. Gone and forgotten, as forever Ends....... *PLS WATCH & LISTEN TO VIDEO...THANKS* Going into the darkness from where I once came, going back...going away. Going into the rain from where my soul lays, going back...going away. Going into the starless night where my eyes were clear, Going back...going away. Going into myself where there is no one near, Going back....going
Help Needed Here
ALL MY FRIENDS I AM IN A GIVE AWAY PLEASE HELP ME OUT . I STILL NEED A 12K FOR A 7 DAY BLAST . I ALWAYS HELP WHEN NEEDED AND ALWAY LEVEL WHEN A POST GOES OUT YET I CANT GET MUCH HELP WHEN I NEED PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU HELP ME OUT . [ fubar.com photo: 114034837 ] http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=204335&albumid=474805&i=4136276600 IN NEED OF HELP CATCHING UP OR GGETTING AHEAD PLEASE COME HELP ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED these are friends who are in contest please help them out any love is better then no love http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&i=1135754443 she always helps when needed http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=985374&albumid=568093&i=733482737 his family is in the bombfest and he cant bomb himself yet so please so all the love you got thanks
Damm_the_luck
OK I HAVE NOT DONE THIS IN A WHILE AND I SO HAVE TO RIGHT NOW. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THE HELL PEOPLE THAT ARE GROWN ADULTS CAN BE SO CHILDISH. I MEAN COME ON MY 5 YEAR OLD SON ACTS MORE MATURE THEN THAT. IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE JUST GET A KICK OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES SORROWS AND MISFORTUNES. I SWEAR IF ITS NOT ONE PERSON BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE ITS ANOTHER ONE. AND OMG LETS ACT LIKE 2 YEAR OLDS AND POST A BULLY CAUSE WE BE HATING. COME ON NOW IF YA REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH HATRED FOR A PERSON THEN JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM. WHY GO AND START SHIT. IF THE PERSON IS MINDING THERE OWN BUSINESS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING WHY MESS WITH THEM.. DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE THAT MUCH OF A LACK OF LIFE THAT THATS YOUR ONLY WAY TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SELF. THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT IF YA ARE HAPPY IN YOUR OWN LIFE THEN YOU WOULD NOT BE SO COLD HEARTED TO OTHERS. BUT JUST REMEMBER KARMAS A BITCH AND FOR EVERYONE YA DO BAD TO IT COMES BACK ON YA 3 TIMES AS BAD. 15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing Before you go out getti
My Nude Pics
ok i have been getting requests to see my nude pics, here is how it goes, you cant see my nudes just because you ask, i have to feel you are worthy, and no i dont trade nude for nude, unless you are a female, sorry guys, i love you but i have seen a lot of free dick already. hope you dont get pissed or insulted bu thats the way it goes, thanks for all your comments and rates on my regular pics. Princess Lily vote for me as your fantasy girl, wink wink only rates count, thanks guys please vote me goddess
Blog 2 Of The Days Of Flightless Bird
If I can even post this blog :) ... rebooting may fix the problem, haven't tried that yet (I should of course!!...) - I can't update my status, can do very little on the site at the moment. Buttons are disabled, so's a lot else. Weird. Has been this way for more than a day now for me. (Edit: so that's what it takes- Safari and fubar are not talking with one another now. Have to use another browser - of which I do have several on my machine, like SeaMonkey, Firefox, Chrome, etc.) had a great 17 days downstate. not inclined to re-rate someone who re-rated me a 10 from an 11 on the same day. Might have been an accident, probably wasn't, and does it matter? (The 11 was appreciated but lagniappe, which if a translation is needed, means basically more or less, more than anything needed, and disposable.)
Train,clubz Etc In This Folder
If u wanna catcha ride on the Drama Free train u must 1.Fan/Add/Rate all passengers and myself u must put drama free train in add request. 2.Fumail me and let me know that u have added all passengers. 3.Lastly have some drama free fun and enjoy the ride!!!! Tequila Gurl Owner of the Lollypop gurlz Club,Brunette Diva's Club & a frequent flyer@ fubar ~Hazyeyz ~ Spanker Family Memeber~@ fubar manly - Saucy Saturday All!@ fubar Kwadhottie07~"Disciple of Envy of the Se7en Sins" (`v)Jamie ♥ Sugar Hips w/Sexy Lips ♥Add♥Fan♥Rate♥ BBW-Bombers Fa@ fubar DJ JAY STINKEYERADIO DJ BYTCH 'S ~CT Husband enforcer Total Chaos FOUNDER FU CHERRIE BOMBERS@ fubar @ fubar ~Mike S~( Taken by MzMic HER Mikey) HideAway Lounge 8-p
Wondering
I have had so many guys ask me how I suck cock. So rather than write this so many times, here we go: Ready? ooh sexy let me get on my knees and let you grab the back of my head and ram your cock down my throat till I gag or better yet throw up and than let you drip cum all over my face while U smear it around....... No is that at all sexy...or this: I position on the bed and have you lay back. I take yor semi hard cock in my mouth and work my lips around the head of your cock and slowly beging to suck up and down taking your massive hard on in my warm mouth and swirl my toungue all around. I get the will and nerve to completly swallow you to your balls and relase it out jerking your cock as I lick and nibble on your balls. I begin to lick and suck my way back up to your cock head and lick all the precum that is now dripping from your cock and look up into your eyes as I lick it up and while still looking at you, you watch as your cock slips into my mouth again and i feel your ba
Expectations
Here is the long await Part 2 to my story.... Enjoy! The steam had fogged up the glass so much that as she got into the shower, the only thing he could see was her silhouette. Slowly he got in and closed the door behind him as he grabbed her and kissed her. The feel of her breasts against his own chest felt so good that his kisses became fierce and with more hunger as he pushed her up against the wall. Water cascaded down on them both while his fingers entwined within her wet hair while he feverishly nibbled her lips and chin. He pulled her over to a seat as he sat down. Smiling she kneeled in front of him as he watched her take his hard on in her soft wet hands. Taking a deep breath he felt her mouth engulf his cock, her mouth and tongue slowly crept up it as when she got to the tip, she sucked it hard causing him to jump a little. He liked the fact that whenever she was going down on him that she liked to look up at him with those big doe eyes of hers. It excited him even more
Ummm Whatever Ya Want It To Be
To all my friends, family and fans: Would you take a a few minutes out of your time and sign this petition. On the site it tells you what it is for. It is for the Cherokee nation. Our nation, and many other nations Thank you Wado spirit finder http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/712134165 FEDERAL RECOGNITION FOR SOUTHER CHEROKEE NATION OF KENTUCKY OSIYO & WA-DO, ALL AMERICANS, AS A TRIBAL MEMBER OF THE SOUTHERN CHEROKEE NATION OF KENTUCKY, I AM PREVILIGED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THESE HARD WORKING AMERICAN INDIANS & WHY, WE ARE ASKING FOR YOUR SIGNATURE & HELP IN THIS LONG SOUGHT AFTER ENDEAVOR. OUR TRIBE'S 'PROVEN' EXISTANCE IS OVER 140 YEARS. WE KNOW FROM PROFESSIONAL GEOLOGIST'SIT IS 1000'S OF YEARS & YOU ARE WELCOME TO GO TO OUR WEBSITE AND AND READ THESE PROFESSIONAL, NOTORIZED STATEMENTS, HTTP://SOUTHERNCHEROKEENATION.NET THE COMMONWEALTH OF KENTUCKY FIRST SIGNED A STATE RECOGNITION DOCUMENT OF OUR TRIBE IN 1893, BY GOVERNOR JOHN YOUNG BROWN. WHEN OUR WE
Angel's Palace
- Get Your Own please go to this link and bomb my babies ... PLEASE!!!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=205723&i=1524683044
Crush
Crush this person!Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag! wooohoooo im up to 4 people on my crush count tag.                       Get This!
Friendship
Yum is a wonderful person and a great friend for making this. Please be nice to her for this. She is a person that gives of herself without any expectation of gratuity other than a Thank You. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have You Hugged Your Carebear Today!?Happy Birthday To YouHappy Birthday To You!Happy Birthday To CareBear!Happy Birthday To YOU!!!!!!! Why dont you stop by and wish him a Happy Birthday!CareBear @ fubarBirthday Wishes From♡m♡@ fubar > > > > > > > > >
Truth (caution You May Not Be Able To Handle It)
I think I have had more than my share of listening to the stories that are circulating on the internet about my personal life and involvement with the Reverend Eternal, he is so scared to be found out that he is busy trying to have people seek you out and have you side with him. I don't want to discourage anyone from being a part of his life - in fact I encourage you to meet him in person and pull him into your life, and just like every other person that I have talked to who has... your view of him will soon become clear - a lepoard cannot change his spots. Like you I met Kev here on the internet, we spent a lot of time chatting on yahoo, webcam-ing, and talking on the phone until the wee hours of the morning. He spent alot of time telling me how special I was to him and how I meant more to him than anyone else that he knew. He pointed out to me that he felt closer to me in just a couple of weeks than he did in the 8 or more months he had been talking to britt (DJ KAK TEASE). He told
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Funnies
There once was an American Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her andtook her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed
Are You Really A Nympho??
Nymphomania - The uncontrollable desire by a woman for sexual intercourse. (This definition was taken straight from the dictionary) MMMM...SEX, I love it!!! I always have..from the time that I was younger, when I barely even knew what sex was.. I knew that I loved the sensation of being touched. I learned at an early age what masturbation was, and of course was told that it was dirty, and sinful. So, very quitely at night, I would lay in my bed, doing the unimaginable, being dirty..such a nasty little girl. One night, I learned that there were spots on my body, that would make my temerature go up, make me sweat and breathe hard, I loooved those spots, and learned that if you touched them longer and faster and harder, it was like an explosion!! I almost couldn't contain myself. I did this for years, finding new and inventive ways to make myself cum. I learned every inch of my body, and I loved it. I loved the feeling, I wanted more and more. By this time, I knew what sex was, bu
October 2006
So first, I would like to inform everyone that Halloween has only been celebrated in Sweden for the past decade, but has established very fast here, mainly as a marketing ploy.. "The occasion is mainly celebrated by children and teenagers. They go to fancy-dress parties and ghost parties, light lanterns and venture forth into the streets to scare the life out of the neighbourhood. Many pubs and restaurants stage Halloween parties and decorate their premises with fearsome attributes. Halloween has come to stay. On the island of land in the southern Baltic, the arrival of Halloween has led to an upswing in pumpkin growing, and the giant fruits are now quite readily available." ~Sweden.Se Now a Little on the history of Halloween itself: "The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day" (also known as "All Saints' Day")." ~Wikipedia "Origin: Celtic observation of Samhain According to w
My Bitchin Post
Just did some reading and research about a baby named Kaleb. What a tragedy. I guess after becoming a father I'm more sensitive to things like this. Friend of mine from Piqua is expecting her baby in 7 weeks. She posted a bulletin concerning abortion. If anyone hasn't checked it out they should. It contains some graphic pics and anyone who doesn't realize that it's a living innocent human being doesn't deserve to exist. Kinda made a hypocrite out of me, because I don't believe in the death penalty, but what choice did that baby have? Democrats like to rant that women have a right to choose. I agree. They do. They have the right to choose, bitch legs open or bitch legs shut. It's that simple. I believe anyone who has an abortion or performs an abortion or even assists in an abortion should be systematically destroyed. It's horrible. If a baby can be born 5 months premature and still survive to be a healthy baby then what right does anyone have to end that baby's life? T
Stuff
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down .... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society... If you don't pass this along, a dog Will come out and pee on your computer! Top Bad Comments Graphics Top Bad Comments Graphics
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Wicca
The ABC's of a Wiccan Life Accept others as they are. We are all individuals. Belief in yourself is a necessity. Concentration is important in any endeavor, both magickal and in life. Do what you will, so long as it harms none. Empathy is an important life skill... learn it, practice it. Find strength in yourself, your friends, your world and your actions. God is multifaceted... the Lord and Lady, all deities take many names and faces. Help others every chance you get. Intelligence is something that cannot be judged on surface. Judge not... what you send out comes back to you! Karma loves to slap you in the face. Watch out for it. Learning is something that should never stop happening! Magick is a wonderful gift- but it is not everything. Nature is precious. Appreciate and protect it. Over the course of time your soul learns many lessons. Make this life count! Pr
Darla's Blog
Deep throat Made Easy Here for the first time ever are simple and explicit instructions on how to deep throat a penis. Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows. The penis must be THOROUGHLY LUBRICATED! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you w
My Blogs!
Are NSFW... :P ...Today He met me at the airport. As soonas he saw me he came over and kissed me, bending me slightly in the most loving embrace. He took hold of my hand and led me to his waiting car. As He turned on the gas, He looked deep into my eys, and I knew what He wanted. We drove down the road slowly, and then He pulled over. He looked at me and told me that He had been missing me for eternity, then He ordered me to hitch up my skirt and pull down my panties and bend over the seat with the door open. He then came round the car, and slapped me on the butt again and again until I squealed in pain. He then thrust himself into me hard and deep, knowing that people would be watching from the highway, but knowing also that I would always be just his. As he thrust I could feel him getting more and more excited, thrusting harder the more excited He became. I could feel Him come so deep inside, and I knew I would get no pleasure this time... but this is my pleasure... He gave me a miss
Sissys
CANT PUT LINK HERE BUT SEND ME EMAIL AND ILL SEND LINK TO YOU hushy needs to be one on calender plz go vote for him LITTLE JOHNNY LOST HIS BATTLE WITH leukemia: A YEAR AGO TODAY PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS ARE WITH HIS FATHER TODAY.HE IS ALWAYS WITH YOU. imikimi - Customize Your World THANK YOU ~lisa ~ FLOW OFFC FOR THE CANDLE stop and show dad some love please love and prayers with you john and hug little david ON AIM AS pacc376 send me an im. gonna be gone for awhile........@ fubar
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Curse Or Blessing
THE WORD..... BROTHER Current mood: ecstatic Category: Writing and Poetry Below is what we in our lifestyle believe to be the meaning of the word BROTHER...read it, adhere to it and most of all RESPECT IT !!!! The word "Brother" has become very abused in the motorcycle world these days. Seems like if you buy a bike and a new set of leathers, everyone else that rides has now become your brother. Some call it Brotherhood when sharing the wind on two wheels. Some call it brotherhood when you ride a few roads together. Just what truly is brotherhood? There are Brothers in Christ. Brothers in Masonic temples. Brothers in several organizations. Elite military units commonly form a brotherhood among the members of squads. Navy Seals for example, are more than the sum of their individuals. They become more than just a team. They become brothers, totally committed to one another up to and including giving their lives for one another if necessary. Men that have share
Know Your Self
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. Weve learned how to make a living, but not a life. Weve added years to life not life to years. Weve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space, but inner space. W
I Wish You Enough
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to s
Thong Bikini Of The Day
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Good Stuff To Eat
2 3/4 cupsGreen GiantSELECT frozen broccoli florets 1 bag (19 oz) frozen cheese-filled tortellini 1 container (10 oz) refrigerated Alfredo pasta sauce or 1 jar (1 lb) Alfredo pasta sauce 1/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese (1 oz) 1. Cook broccoli and tortellini as directed on bags. Drain; place in large serving bowl. 2. Meanwhile, in 1-quart saucepan, heat pasta sauce ov
Daily Messages
Until you fall down you never learn to stand up! LK Its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Writing
Why did you leave Why did you go What did I do I really don't know When you left Tore a whole in my heart So full of questions Why did you depart You played the role Of a father to me Life was so good As life's meant to be I need you And miss you so Why did you leave Why did you go Youv'e got me standing in the cold With no pretection from anything forgetting all that I have been told Just trying to escape this numbing feeling You were the one who made my heart sore From trying so hard to fight the tension What it feels is so much more Then anything of your comprhension You did have your moment when I used to sit Waiting, waiting for you to change your ways I guess like a cangle you one had me lit But I had to extinquish your stifeling blaze Because something has changed, I realize After the way you treated me Your once so brilliant, and now blank eyes Looking in
Ramble Ramble
I am attempting to put up a paypal to help in donations for new Lingerie. Was wondering if I can get some feedbacks from my friends to see what they think. Perhaps say a certain amount of donations will grant you into my naughties. Let me know what you think. Thanks Dateed May 1: So I am currently away---out of the country. I return May 6 but I probably will not return on here until May 8. I have a lot of things to take care of before I return to FUBAR. Things to ponder in the year 2007: Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a slinky ... not really good for anything, but you st
Strip For Me
Strip For Me She said she wanted to have sex with strings attached; Only to her arms and wrist. Said she had, had her heart broken far too many times to even consider walking down that road again She said she only wanted to partake, in the physical. Said she, wanted me to fill her chest, with my treasure; Then afterwards, pretend like I had never even met her. But there was something about the way her insides taste after they had Marinated over night, that made me ponder What it would take to have this woman wake up next to me Every single morning for the rest of my LIFE To abandon my fears of abandonment, To make every woman who has come before her a blur! See the Fact of the matter is I want to reinvent the wheel with her. I want to find different reasons to be in love every single minute That's why I contemplate different positions to keep her interested Each and every single time that I'm IN IT! That's why I treat her sweet like Holy Water.
Sabbycatz Blog
~*My Guardian Angel*~ On November 6th 2006, God Was Calling Out To My Dad,"Ronnie" He Said To Him It Was Time 2 Say GoodBye & Come Be With His Mother...Even Tho I Miss Him So Dearly..I Know He Is Not Gone Forever..He Is In My Heart Now & Forever Until Time Is Through..He Is Up In Heaven Smiling Down On Me..And Even Though I Sit Here & Cry Because I Miss Him So Much....It Will Be Ok With Time. I Know I Wont Be Able To Get Over It Fast Well I Will Never Get Over The Death Of My Dad....He Meant The World To Me!..What Makes Me More Sad Is That He Will Never See Me Get Married,Have Kids..ETC.. But I Know In My Heart We Will Never Part! Until the Day We Meet Up Again, Up In Heaven, Here In My Heart Iz Where You Will Be Dad.. I Love You So Much!! My Guardian Angel Up Above! Rest In Heavenly Pease Dad! Ronald L. Warden December 11,1952-November 6,2006 Written By Sabrina A. Warden (Ronnie's Daughter) Its Been One Month And 13 Dayz The day I lost my bestfriend, my sis..I know sh
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Thought Of The Day!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Sometimes you gotta run away so you can see who will run after you. Sometimes you gotta talk quieter just to see who's listening. Sometimes you gotta step up in a fight just to see who's on your side. Sometimes you gotta make a wrong decision to see whos there to fix it. Sometimes you gotta let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come back. A sharp tongue leaves a scar, while a helpful word heals the heart. - David McCasland
Please Pray For Her
My Grand-aughter who is posted thru-out my Profiles is haveing Seizures that Since Monday the 17th of March came on suddenly.StLouis Childrens Hospital hasnt determined just what are causing them,and are still running test on her to find out why.All the test that they have run have came back negative so far.They have done Spinal taps,EEG's,Blood work,Ca Scan's and still cant find anything that could be causig them.Please my friends Pray for her.S has been in my life since Birth as her Dad was in Iraq erving his Country when she was born and I took her and my Daughter in so I coulkd make sure they would be fine till his return.Please pray for her. LOL Dave On Harleys last visit to the Cancer specialist It has been diagnoised as a 72 5 shrinkage in the tumor on her brain.So your prayers are definantly appreciated. I want to thank each and everyone of you that Prayed for her.We are praying that it clears up all the way.Again Thank you all. LOL Dave While up in Trenton,Mo remodling my br
Help Me Pick Out The Cabe For My Lounge Please
there are many times i wanted to be in the contests, but didnt. why? well when you are up against all the bigwigs here us peons dont ever have a chance. like any1 gives a hoot anyways is there anyone that dont lie on this site? all i have been meeting are players, liars, perverts, and ppl who dont give a hoot, uif u r real please hit me up, some people on here ask for your help, when you give it to them some wont even help back out. I like helping and meeting new people, but thats wrong of them. i help people with their points so they can level but when u want their help , forget it. are there others that feel the same way? i think so
My So Called Life
Fill it out with your info and sendback thru~ A-Z's of Me Here's a new one. Cut and paste and fill in the answers. A - Age: 23 (24 in June) B - Bed size: twin C - Chore you hate: mowing the grass! D - Dessert you love: Cheesecake - Yummo! E - Essential start your day item: Cereal F - Favorite actor(s): Adam Sandler G - Gold or Silver: Silver H - Height: 5'8 and a half I - Instruments you play: none J - Job title: Customer Service K - Kid(s): 0 L - Living arrangements: I live with my mom & brother M - Mom's name: Joan N - Nicknames: Bratty, Kath, Kat, Kathy, Hey Bitch....shall I go on? O - Overnight hospital stay other then birth: none! P- Phobia or fear: heights, clowns, hospitals, funeral homes Q. Favorite quote: Its too long to list here lol R - Right or left handed: Right S - Siblings: 1 younger brother U - Unique habit: Being me is as unique as it comes :) V - Vegetable you hate: beets and brussel sprouts *gag
Just A Little This A Little That...
If anyone has noticed Ive been scarce yesterday and today..well let me fill ya in on whats goin on..As anyone who knows me knows I take care of my grandmother everyday. I get the kids off to school and then I head over to her house to cook n clean and do whatever she needs done. Well yesterday My mom went with me we got to grams about 8;30 am I unlocked the door n went in as i walked in I saw my grandma on the den floor in pools of blood. She was walking to the kitchen from her bedroom lost conciousness and fell. When she fell she hit her head on the console TV and ripped the skin off of her left arm. Now you have to understand my grandma is 4ft 8 she weighs 77 lbs and she is 95 years old. her skin is like paper the slightest bump or touch bruises or can rip her open. Well we called 911 and got her to the hospital then the flippin ER wouldnt let anyone go back with her and she was crying and asking for my mom or I . I got PISSEDDDD they called security on me lol BUT i got my mom
Something Cute
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for I belong to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you" I wrote this for a Dear Friend!!!! He Holds A special Place In My Heart, Now And Forever!!!! What A Kiss Means *Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the
Contemplations.
You better crawl on your knees the next time you say that you love me fall on your knees, cuz this time I wont be so kind can't you see that this is life and life is killing me is it yours? is it mine? our sky fell down tonight, to wash away our pain tell me , over and over and over and over and over again it never was time for us, it never was time to let me in show me, over and over and over and over and over again it never was time for us, it never was time to let me in you better see how evil you can be when you see my evil smile it's the one that you'll remember when I am not so kind can't you see that this is death and death is saving me I say burn all your bridges while you still have control of the flame I know it's hard but you... tell me, over and over and over and over and over again it never was time for us, it never was time to let me in show me, over and over and over and over and over again it never was time for us, it never was time to let me in
Through A Glass Darkly.
To have seen her is to know addiction. The insatiable drive for more. More anything. More moments to watch her graceful movements. More time being lulled by her musical voice. More time standing in the air though which she has just passed, breathing her in. I feel too deeply about people who do not merit it. The nightmares are back. They're not even good nightmares as nightmares go. Just a metal, spiral staircase winding down into nothing. A staircase I have no choice but to follow downward.
Bigben From Dayton Ohio
alot of times the shout box doesnt work if u see me online and u try to shout at me and it lookslike it doesnt work please feel free to email me or psot me or anything if u need for someone to rank your stuff let me know i am hardly never busy and i love to rank and rip pics feel free to do the same to my stuff thinks all and have a great day...
When I See An Elephant Fly....
They flagged my ass in elmo jammie pants as NSFW. WTF??????????? How fucking retarded do you have to be? I am fully dressed Just because its my posterior doesn't make it NSFW. I think perhaps whoever flagged it might need to spend some time masturbating obviously they got some retention going on...jackasses! I am pissed!!!! I was sitting here talking to my friend about my daughter and my life when i get an alert for a picture comment...I go to look at it and what do I see? Jaw drops and i am absolutely stunned...it says this 2007-2-21 22:18:46 marry me reply | delete comment now I giggle because I do that and because thats absolutely insane!! But no it gets better... I go to my favorite feature of this site...the *dreaded shoutbox : ->Alana: what? Eddie: what? ->Alana: what? ->Alana: odd comment Eddie: i meant it ->Alana: why? Eddie: your the one ->Alana: how could you possibly know this from pictures? Eddie: beautiful smart Eddie: and so wise Eddie: ey
Ok, Going To Say This Just One Damn Time!
Question Of The Week
Question 1. Someone posts a MuMM like all "My boyfriend left me and our kids for some other broad and now he wants to come back, only he hits me and that, should I let hium come back? lol". What's your response? a) "Grrrrrr" b) "Shut up Bo$$" c) You cut-and-paste a poorly thought-out "Picture/Big Word/Little Words That Are A Joke", or a cartoon that you maked of yourself. d) "Go as a Frankenstein, that's a traditional costume that everyone gets a kick out of" e) "STFU Usted" f) "Bless your [insert appropriate adjective here] heart" g) "Shut up Bo$$!" h) "LOL, morning everybody!!" i) You post a disturbing hom0-er0tic picture of Hoehunter, yourself or sometimes kins. j) "poop" k) "Your's an asshole. STFU and GTFO" Now tot up your scores, and see how you did!! Mostly a's : You are Illusion, and you need more coffe Mostly b's : You are Usted Mostly c's : You are kins. You used to be quite funny, but it gets old Mostly d's : You are Locu
My So Called Life
My mothers smile (all the tears) Ive never been my mother With her strength I wish I was She laughs at what would beak me down Shell hug me just because But through all the tears Ive wiped away, I have my mothers smile I find her hope amazing Shes found the help of faith Shes found all the joy in life Through all the love and hate But through all the tears Ive wiped away, I have my mothers smile Shell amaze you with her wisdom The kind I wish I knew Shell show the true compassion With the hurt that shes been through. But through all the tears Ive wiped away, I have my mothers smile. someday she wont be here But Ill hold her in my soul Because no matter what the distance I will always know Through all the tears Ill wipe away I have my mothers smile it is 6:49 in the morning and i cant sleep anymore. i am getting married in about 9 hours to the man of my dreams. i never thought i would re marry again one failed attemp
What Is Your Sexual Catchphrase?
Whats Your Sex StyleROLEPLAY!!you are always up for jumping into the sexy lil play outfit, and telling your partner what to do!!! your up for anything!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I was told there are a few kandikanes so here is the link http://www.cherrytap.com/user/909373 lmao ..I just have to laugh it got even better must be his woman who came and rated me a 1 and left the same comment he posted...do not have her link but name is canadian420
Pagan's Moments Of Sanity!
QUESTION: why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? ANSWER: he does not want anyone to know he is fucking a chicken! the government is run by space monkeys with space herpies! there is no cure so we all have to suffer from their stupidity! TODAY MY DOG HAD PUPPIES! SHE HAD 4. 2 CHOCOLATE AND WHITE BOYS AND 2 BLACK AND WHITE GIRLS. THEY FULL BLOODED CHIHUAHUAS BUT I HAVE NO PAPERS ON THEM. THEY ARE DOING FANTASTIC. SHE IS BEING A REALLY GOOD MOM TO THEM AND THEY SO CUTE AND BE READY FOR CHRISTMAS LOL. FREAKY!
Blahhhh
Into the valley of the darkness is where my mind shall wander, beneath the rocks of sorrow I shall sit. Take into the counts of life and of hate and wonder how both can be granted into the human soul. Holding forth the knife of reason and wonder and ponder as to what this life has indeed become. Breathing in the soiled air and taking the poison into the depth of my thoughts. Shall I let it take over my body? I ask myself this question most frequently. It is as to my thoughts alone I shall answer it. It was never to long ago, I tell my self aloud, for it just seems as yesterday. I sat there and let you abuse the only sanity I had in my very mind. I let you into my mind and you forced into my soul. I never did forget the pain that you pushed upon me, yet I wanted to feel the wrath within me let free. Could it been that your evilness was passed into me? Could it be that I was looking into the eyes of the devil himself? I never would know that true answer, but I knew I couldn’t be wr
Poetry
Fondled feet step onto the floor Each shoes dirty but loved is placed next to her She raps each blister and scar Her shoe forms perfectly to her tired foot making it new The ribbons fall into place and that foot is ready As a pattern the other shoe flies on gracefuly Standing she stretches her long muscular legs She pulls her long brown locks up into a tight bun Finally ready she looks up at her pale reclection all around her Tights and leotard formed to her bones She closes her eyes and the musics play in her mind Step Turn Balance Each move flows into place Each step is not heard Sweat drips off her brow and to the floor Dancing this dance is easier than breathing She lands her last move and places herself in the middle of the floor Opening her eyes again she sees herself in the mirrors She smiles as she sees who she is A dancer Trust starts you You must have an open mind And have trust in oneself first Without this nothing can be built For trus
Hott Bombers Of Fubar
We need all the help we can get and if oyu are bored or have some extra time can you please dtop by and leave some comments on this photo? Much love to all..Hugs and kisses! Due to the ridiculous system glitch that doesn't allow any type of comment bombing what so ever, and the constant bouncer checks, we are going to have to limit the contests to one at a time. I know this stinks, but it can't be helped. I know I was having a very hard time leaving comments yesterday, so until they do something thats the way that it has to be. I am so sorry, but maybe they will realize the potential loss of revenue this may cause and rethink their decision. I hope you all understand..:) So..on that note..we have one member in a contest at the moment, that is in second place as of right now and could use all the help possible. Please make sure you help him out. Lets not let this get in the way of doing what we started! Lets give him a chance to win! We are still in need of much h
Omg No Way
ok now they are going to get me more hook now with me able to do my blog now omg i cant believe it i love this site dam i am so hooked i have a good friend thats on cherry tap she is a wonderful loving person she would do anything for anyone if she can but she is gotten told that she is stalking people on cherrytap will i know for one thing she dont do that shit ok and now shes leaving cherry because ppl think they are in danger of her. i thought this was a adult site but i guess its for little wannabee teenagers now that i lost my best friend who i think is a sister to me on this site whos next she dont do anything wrong she keeps to herself and talks to everyone and wants to make friends i am cring with her because now ppl are thinking shes this bad person and shes not i love you scary1 your my sis for life i dont care what ppl say your the best you have been there for me and now its my turn to be there for you ok now that i am done and i know this makes no sense just pissed off how
A True Story?
Ok so I went out to the strip club for the first time last night. Today I feel a lot like death. My stomach is in revolt and I think my hair actually hurts. Each tap of the keys on here pretty much feels like a drum in my head but I think I'm starting to recover some. I've had enough people ask me how last night went though that I figure since I've gotten to where I can actually lift my head a little I'd share my experience. First I have to say I did expect a strip club to have better looking women. I guess I found a bad one but then I had been told that all of them here in this town pretty much suck. Most of the women didn't have bodies to write home about thats for sure. The two who did have really awesome bodies were kinda scary looking when you got close enough to look them in the eye. But what the hell I still had a good time. I got my tit grabbed by a cute little black chick and I think I found the worlds softest skin on a blond chick with a nice set of fake tits wh
Random Rants And Other Things
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. Who's The True You? The following are song lyrics that seem to define me in some way. I will add to the collection over time. Blue October - Hate Me So I'll drive so fucking far away, that I'll never cross your mind.And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind. Hate me today.Hate me tomorrow.Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you.Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow.Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you. And
Blah Blah
Need some advice from the ladies Every body knows me as ERIc and thats my real name, I like making friendship first , I like to build trust and communication with that friend, I love to spoil that special friend a lot, I like to share things and learn new things, I think a guy should treat a lady like a friend and lady, I think sex on line is stupid, I think sex is to share with the person off line and in person but having sex with that lady should be special and real love inside to share it with and good communication. I cook ,clean and enjoy cooking I m the guy who likes to share hugs and love to that special friend who need a kind word or a smile. I think building a special friendship first with that lady, what her interest, her likes and dislikes, Im the guy who likes to make that breakfast in the morning and leave that rose to make her day , tell her that it is going to bea good day and smile
Since Alot Of You Seem To Not Know...
I know everyone seems to hate the shout box, it's a pain in the ass cause you have to keep your cursor in the box, and if you recieve a shout it can screw everything up in the middle... which seems to be why at least SOME of you ask whether or not i have other messengers... quick tip: if you're talking to someone for awhile, sending long messages, or think you might be... or think you missed a shout since that tiny box doesn't go back that far... click the person's name, and instead of typing your shout, first click on "open shoutbox" this will open your entire conversation with them in a new window. your messages will still show up in the smaller shout box, but this one won't disappear if you move your mouse, lol So, in closing: no i don't have yahoo, but if you click on "open shoutbox" when talking to me, it may make your life a bit easier ;) Love, Sin
Poem.....
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy'
It Is What It Is!!
READ THIS PEOPLE AND TAKE IT IN!!! Looks may be deceiving, but your heart may carry beauty and love. Being the most beautiful person is not all dreamy, unless they have a heart that shines like a star above. Most people think that if they have someone that is beautiful, it's their looks. But beautiful is a person who carries a heart with more beauty that you can imagine I decided to place what was on my "About Me" portion on here instead. I didn't like it on my main page. To tell you about my actual personality almost seems silly. Kind of like I am trying to sell myself on this dang place. I wish I could have my friends write about me on here instead! I started looking into Fubar when my baby sister had a men just about stalking her, so I was very skeptical at first. It has turned out to be more like a high school reunion for me. I keep in touch with friends and family. I have even gotten to know a couple of new people, which I thought would never happen. I don't normal
Contest This Weekend!!!!!
To all that had my yahoo.......it crashed and lost it all......if you want to be added back on please PM me your yahoo, or msn.........Thanks!!!!!! Come check out fetish And Join the Family!! We Love Seeing New Faces...We will be holding a Contest this weekend for all.....Come join the party! Its going to be a leather and latex contest......We want to see all with your hottest outfits! Come share with us on cam there will be prizes !!!! The prizes are as follows : 1st Place gets 100K and 5 blings 2nd Place gets 50K and 2 blings 3rd Place gets 25K and 1 bling SO ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE????? AND SOME FUN????? CONTEST BEGINS ON SATURDAY MAY 17TH AT 1PM EST AND WILL GO THRU SUNDAY TO 1AM EST....SO COME ON LET LOOSE AND LETS PARTY AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!!! Do You Have A Fetish Come To The Lounge And Share Your Fetish With Us FEEDINGTHEDESIRE.COMM (repost of original by '♥ Angel ♥ Co
Awhhh
My Thoughts And Feelings
Alone On The Beach The beach is not the same Sunsets we used to watch are not as beautiful The reds and golds are now shades of grey Ever moving toward black Their fire turns to ice before me Sounds of the waves Rhythm to our songs Blend into nothingness Eventually fading into nothing Birds no longer fly above The sky is empty and dead Other people laugh and kiss I watch them as we often did We joked Wondering if they were talking about us My hand reaches out for you Where your hand always was Hand prints we left on so many nights Gone in the cool summer breeze There is nothing left but sand A thousand memories And my tears Did you even think of me while I missed you Your words said long ago echo through my ears The vision of you picture haunts me Your beautiful eyes, warm and loving Looking at me through the miles My heart melts while I look at you My body tingles at the thought of you Feelings dead for too many years Come to life when I hear your name
Soul
dance of a kiss together in conjunction symphony of breaths tasting desires pressing into urges eyes open eyes closed absorbent motion sea of love floating two souls joined in union of entrancement ravishing one anothers passionate kiss tongues darting swirls in rhythmic time with lips pressed together tasting desire's brine there is no there only here in bliss where lips lap a dance of a kiss This is for those of you that wanted to know more about me. First off I dont like to write about myself so this will be short and sweet. I am a wiccan a mother of 2 and Ive been married for 12 years. The person you see on this site is me. I run my husbands family business and in my spare time I take in unwanted lizards and snakes. I have a B.S. in photography. I am 511 and when you piss me off be very careful. I have 6 brothers and 4 sisters and we are all backwoods redneck hillbillies. A friend of mine said that I reminded him of an Amazon woman
Ramblings
I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green I hope when you're in bed with her you think of me I would never wish bad things but I don't wish you well Could you tell by the flames that burned your words I never read your letter 'cause I knew what you'd say Give me that Sunday school answer Try make it all okay Does it hurt to know I'll never be there But it sucks to see my face everywhere It was you who chose to end it like you did I was the last to know you knew exactly what you would do And don't say you simply lost your way She may believe you but I never will never again If she really knows the truth she deserves you A trophy wife Oh, how cute Ignorance is bliss But when your day comes and he's through with you and he'll be through with you You'll die together, but alone You wrote me in a letter you couldn't say it right to my face Well, give me that Sunday school answer repent yourself away Does it hurt to know I'll never
Just Music Videos
About Me
Well Im back from my trip, and my visit with Onyx. It is a beautiful place to see, a bit in the middle of nowhere, but its nice. A great time to be there with the leaves changing. I had a blast. Onyx is a great person and my bestest friend. I am glad I got the opportunity to meet him face to face. We are the best of friends and will always be. Also my first time on a plane, scared but not as bad as I had imagined it. Yes Onyx you were right nothing to worry about with the plane ride. And in light of what has transpired over the last few days. I am not being used, I do not feel like I am, and would like those of you who think I am to wake up. As I sit here and reflect on the past year and think about what I have to be thankful for. I am thankful that Onyx has come into my life. He is a great friend. And he has a kind heart and people need to stop using him for there benefit. I am tired of people walking all over him. And I am getting tired of being walked on myself
The War
Some people have been asking what happened to me in the war, so I wanted to list it all here. * I tore my left knee dragging a wounded Marine to safety under fire, so I cant run anymore, and it hurts to walk or stand for too long. * I had washout from night vision goggles on a night operation that is causing to to slowly lose my sight and maybe go blind in time. * I have PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) like most combat vets, I cant sleep at night or interact in a public setting very well, I cant live a normal life now that I suffer from this. its nothing anyone should have to live with. * I have Gulf War Syndrome, witch is like agent orange to Vietnam vets. its from chemical exposure and depleted uranium rounds, It has caused me the most physical pain of all, It has caused nerve damage that makes it feel like I am on fire from the inside out. it make random stabbing pains over my body and causes respiratory and heard degeneration. * I also have damage to the me
Sweetdreams
buy me a 70 bling pack and i will give u a auto 11 bling back thank u of rating peoples pics and so many of them are so ungrateful. i mean not even a simple thank u.. guess they think they are doing us a favor by having autos and bombing us.. when matter of a fact they are getting the same points. and we are doing them a favor by rating them. oh well this site has become more of a popularity contest then anything. this site used to be fun when it first started. but now everyone is more concerned about fast they can level up. like this site is going to take u some where....... i am going to activate it here in a few...but am going to go and babysit my 5 year old grandson tonight... will show all the ones that helped me love tomorrow. just please leave me a message if u rated my pics while on auto 11's thank u so much vickie
My Rambling Thoughts Of Nothing Lol
im shutting it down til i am under 1 million til next level no one rates anything else but my nsfw pics i never ask for ppl to buy me blast or any of tyhat shit just rate some of my SFW pics at this rate i will NEVER get to godfather level to the few who do actually rate my other things THANK YOU!!! [ and blame fubar 4 my bad mood.............. profiles look GAYASSSSSS now ] WHERE DID THEY GO hey just so i dont have to repeat myself nsfw folder is just closed til i get a spotlight then they be back open being a point whore at present so i apologies for the inconvenience (woot cant hate a girl for being honest :p) (editted::.. THEY OPEN AGAIN)
Sexual Connotations
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
Private Pics
Ok Maybe some dont know how to read.....the album that I keep private...will stay private untill I open them up which I do at times....please stop sending me msgs asking me to open them up......Can you not Read? If you added me just for that album that sad for you...Im an awesome person u should try to get to know...Im so much more than pics......anyway have a nice day....
Yup
I hear you breathin' but your heart no longer sounds strong But you kinda scared of dying so you hold on And you keep on blacking out cuz the post is near Stop trying to fight the reaper just relax and let it go Because there's no way you can fight it but you'll still try And you can try it til you fight it but you'll still die Now your spirit leaves your body and your mind clears The rigormortis starts to set, now you outta here You start your journey into outer space You see yourself in the light but you're still feeling outta place So you standing in the tunnel of eternal light, And you see the ones you never learn to love in life Make the choice let it go but u can back it up If you ain't at peace with God you need to patch it up But if you ready close your eyes and we can set it free There lies a man not scared to die, may he rest in peace I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That dont bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them
Never Forget
In memory of all the lives lost in the past and present since September 11, 2001. Please visit this profile and RIP picture for your default!! Spread the word; let's not forget. Sept. 11 pictures! CLick for pictures -->> HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN??? JT~VE PRcE~@ fubar In memory of all the lives lost in the past and present since September 11, 2001. Please visit this profile and RIP picture for your default!! Spread the word; let's not forget. Sept. 11 pictures! CLick for pictures -->> HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN??? JT~VE PRcE~@ fubar
Words By Me
1. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children. 2. It's a very strange name they picked for "Social Security." For what they actually send you, you can't afford to be "social" nor can you really feel "secure." 3. Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one? 4. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 5. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 1
I'm In The Dilf Contest
When I talked about calisthenics there were three exercises that I brought up that Ive applied the term a girls best friend to. Those exercises are squats, lunges and toe raises. If there is any one place where women usually want to improve it is their buns and legs. These three exercises do a multitude of good things and because of that, they have a tendency to be on the difficult side. With the squat you stand with your legs about shoulder width apart (you can adjust that when you start doing them) and lower yourself until the tops of your thighs are parallel with the floor and then push back up to standing. There are a lot of variations that can be applied to this but for now well stay basic. This exercise will stress the quadriceps (front of the thighs), hamstrings (back of the thighs), calves, ankles, feet, abdominals, glutes and hips. Thats a lot of benefit from one exercise. I recommend starting with three sets of ten repetitions on all of these and then inc
Zestycollins
What do you see when you look at me? Do you see the kindness that radiates within my soul? Or do you only see that I look only wrinkled and old? Do you see the fact that I care about all of my friends? Or do you only see that is sometimes hard for me to just bend? Do you see the inner strength that helps me get through rough times? Or do you only notice the etching of all of my lines? Do you see the laughter and joy that I like to share? Or do you only see that I am ready for the rocking chair? Do you see the compassion that I have for those who are in pain? Or do you simply see the weight that I know I have gained? Do you see the passion and fire that exuberates within me? Or do you only see the faded beauty that I used to be? What do you see when you look at me? Do you see the person that I will never again be? Love me for who I am now, not for who I used to be--for God made me who I am now, your friend for eternity! Love to you always! Linda I have
Just Something
Is everyone looking forward to the holidays????? A surprising event opens your eyes -- and heart. How on earth did you never notice this side of someone before? Now that you see this person clearly, a whole new set of options opens up in your interactions. I HAVE A GUY ON HERE I CARE ABOUT ALOT, WE KEEP SAYING WE ARE GOING TO MEET , BUT HASN'T HAPPEND YET, I CARE 4 HIM SO MUCH. WHAT SHOULD I DO??
Show Me Sum Luv Ya'll
Well Ya'll I've Gone & Done It Went & Put Myself Up On The Auction Block!!! Can Ya Believe It!??! Hehe!! I'm Such A Lil Devil I Knw!!! The Auction Starts 2Day @ 10 a.m. EST!!! & Runs For 2 Weeks!! Ends May 5th @ 10 am EST A Bonus 4 Rates. Whoever has the most gets 3 blingys and 250k fubucks. RATE IT over & over lol Sooooooo Swing On By Join In The Fun Place A Bid On Me!! U Knw U Wanna : ) Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Its Gunna Get Hott!! HEY U GET ME AS UR PERSONAL Fu-SLAVE FOR A MONTH & check ou wat i'm offering on top of tht!!! So Leeeeeeeeeeeeets Get This Party Starrrrrrrted !!! Plz Be Kind R/F/A The
Wedding Blog
Please No NSFW comments, and if you can attend, please let me know by saying so in a comment...if you are unable to attend, please leave you condolences here..also in the from of a comment.' Wedding is Friday the 26th in CK2 Lounge..at 9pm EST all are welcome... Thank you and we both hope to see you at the Wedding. You Are Cordially Invited to Attend the Eternal Uniting of: ____PIMP____Fu-Fiance to Chelle Belle and ChelleBelle** KandyKiss Girl for ck2 & PIMPS fu-fiancee Ceremony to take place in CK2 Lounge on Friday September 26th at 9:00 PM EST. You're attendance would mean so much to Fubars newest bride and groom to be. There will also be lots of drinks at the wedding so please make sure to appear. Any donations would be greatly and appreciatively accepted. And in addition I PIMP am going to be Flying out to be with my Wife the day after (if not soon after) to celebrate our Honeymoon. We look forward to seeing you there and Pleas
Blast
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
Contests
I have decided to set down a few rules for my contests from now on. (Rules may be revised by myself before the start of my next contest) RULES 1. MUST have a salute to enter and vote on all entries (and be at least level 5) 2. MUST add the hostess 3. NO blasters or scripts will be tolerated. If I find out someone has been using them, that contestant will be asked to discontinue cheating...If I do not hear a response or if it continues I will remove the contestant from the contest. 4. ABSOLUTELY NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED 5. NO down rates or harassing will be allowed.If I find that happens I will remove the contestant...If it is not a contestant that is down rateing or harassing...I will find out who the person is bombing and ask that person to tell their friend to stop or they will be removed. 6. I reserve the right to block scripters, cheaters, and any body that harassed either myself or other contestants IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RULES THEN DON'
Troubleina
WOOOHOOO!! I'm planning a trip to Vegas!! Soooo excited! anyone have any suggestions, let me know!! :) Ever feel like you just want to pack up and run away? I want to have a mid life crisis. I'm so fucking lonely, i can't stand it anymore. I am just feeling so alone, and want it to end. I want to belong somewhere. I feel like i dont. I spend all my time at work, or at home, with my kids. I have no life outside of that. I just want to pack up and leave, dissapear, and start over. I don't want to be lonely anymore :( Listening for your footsteps Just waiting like a fool Burning with a fever Only you can cool The clock beside my pillow Has ticked away the night Like a heartbeat mocking me Until the light Gotta stop these thoughts about you Gotta learn to live without you Gotta find some freedom for this weary slave 'Cause I'm hungry for you And I'm longing for you And I'm burning for you I worship your opinions I imitate your ways I try to make you grace

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