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Agent Provocateur Adds Diamond Dust To Its Fragrance
Agent Provocateur is known for its glamorous persona, corsets to die for and lovely body range. Their best selling perfume has just been pimped up as well, with particles of real diamonds being added to its fragrance. The particles make the jazzed up bottle have a lovely shimmery look, and they leave a luminous glow when spritzed on the skin. They've even included a tiny diamond drop that hangs from the bottle's clasp and it's presented in a gorgeous pink display box. It will retails for £52 from 2008 and I know a couple of devotees who are counting down the days! Related: Agent Provocateur strips off for their new Strip Fragrance real diamond dust been infused to make the skin look luminous
You whisper into my ear,the sweet things that make me weak Then you look into my eyes with that mysterious and provocative gaze you touch my skin,caressing me with a love that is real you kiss me with your wet and eager lips,our tongues indulging in their craving sending electrifying emotions that stimulate pure intoxication, as your hands flow over me; touching every curve and every part of me It seems I move my legs apart automatically as you lift me onto this erotic ride. listen to our song, the one we're composing as we go The sounds of us making love all night long, the passion, the desire, the love taking over us you caress my breasts and as you kiss my nipples I feel a sensation so exciting I cant help but moan The feeling gets more intense as I feel you deep inside me, fulfilling a yearning that was too incredible to resist. the sensation is so intense all I want to do is set free all of this love I have for you. my mind is swirling, you've got me twisting,so
Are There Words That Can Describe Such Beauty?
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Hhhmm What I Like?
If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? intense passion What is something you have always wanted to try? lol...just learned a new trick!! but i love freakiness so just about anything but another female... What is something you have never done in bed before? a train and a female both of which aint happening What time of day do you like to have sex? all day What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? the thought of his touch How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?hhhmm instantly If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? excited Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? together i would love it
there was this absolutly beautiful girl i have been best friends with since the day i met her.a few years ago we dated for a week and i made the wrong choice and left her.the past year we have been talking all the time pretty much everyday .i had plans to move to where she was and it was a great feeling .as of late i been screwing up and lost her as a future girlfriend but i still have her as my best sooo mentally screwed up right now because i love her with all i have to offer but like i said eariler i lost her that way  Im best friends with the most amazing woman in the world and i love her with all my heart and soul and she knows how i feel about her.I know she cares about me and worrys abt me as and loves me as a friend. im confused beacuse i dont know if she has feelings for me and if she would ever really wanna date me.I would do anything for her shes my world if it wasnt for her i would have probably killed myself a few years ago she keeps me inline and sets me straigh
My Friends
I need to update my YIM if you would like to be on there yim me at enchant22
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Will You Fly Away?
I've waited for my whole to find you. I dream like the dessert dreams of rain. Then the heavens opened up and you decended the rain drops through my fingers slipped away. now im so afraid that you'll fly away and no cage on earth could ever make you stay. now im so afraid that you'll fly away when the cage is open will you fly away? so i tried to be everything that you wanted but i failed to be anything at all. i knew there would come a day that you'd discover i'm just an ordinary human after all.. And im so afraid that youll fly away and no cage on earth could ever make you stay now im so afraid that youll fly away when the chains are broken will you fly away? these words are broken, these wings wont fly i'm trapped here on the ground but you reach for the sky.. im so afraid to let you fly away when the cage is open will you fly away when the chains are broken and the cages is open will my heart be broken? will you fly away?
This is for the freaky fun girls only. Im curious to see how many are on this site. Dont let me down!! I posted it on Suicide girls and it went over very well. Lots of great answers Post it here or send it to me privately 1. Do you like giving blowjobs? 2. Do you swallow? 3. Do you have a gag reflex? 4. How much can you handle before you gag? 5. Have you ever given blowjobs to more than one guy at a time? 6. Are you more likely to give a blowjob or have sex with someone you just started dating? 7. Do you enjoy facials? 8. Have you ever done any video or still pictures of you in the act? 9. How old were you the first time that gave a blowjob? 10. Have you gone down on a guy with the help of another girl?
Fill Out
Please answer this and send it back too me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it with out the answers. You might be surprised with the results. y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you?...... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] make out with me? [_] in public? D0 Y0U… [_] think im cute? [_] think im hott? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cud
Hey buddy get over it friendship is more valued than your money and the joke is on you buddy you was the one that was going to be blocked. You complain because i set my status to lost my crush and you have to buy yours and cuss the girls out that take them off you. You are the biggest looser on here. You have to buy friends and i just earn mine. So grow up you and stop being a cry baby child.
Fubar Nonsense
Carrie's Auction (closed)
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Bombs Away!
A Special Prayer For Ms. Kitty's Bf Sgt. Christopher A Vickers
Heavenly Father we ask you on this night to watch over the men and woman that are being deployed over seas. And the men and woman that are over there now to stay safe and come home. We would like you to watch over our friend Sgt Christopher A Vickers and keep him safe from harm and keep him in your love and prayers we hope everyone comes home safely. We prayer this in your name Heavenly Father Amen
I need advice from my friends, guys as well as ladies. What do you think of a guy you are kind of dating on the internet but have never met in person but he thinks he owns you and tells you to do as he says and to "obey" him. Mind you there are no rings on my finger and we have not met but have been talking since September 19 2008. He does not want me talking to other guys and is upset because im on fubar. we talk on yahoo and he calls, he has seen me on webcam but I have not seen him.
9 Reason Cheaters Exist
1. Bored 2. Dependence 3. Confusion 4. Because They Let You 5. Nurturing 6. Revenge 7. Confirmation of Attractiveness 8. The Thrill 9. They Don't Consider It Cheating,
In the past few months i have experienced some wild shit that i would have never done in my life.. But it has also opened my eyes to see that i can do or be anyone i want to be.. For the past 6 yrs i have let people talk me down and i have changed alot, but the old me has risen.. So watch out......... I'm not a scared little girl anymore and i refuse to be treated like on.
From My Sis Dream Dancer
About Me
hello ever one my name is krissy i'm 27 years old yes i do have a boyfirend . yes he dose have an account here. he is # 1 on my page and my family i love him alot. yes i do have yahoo im. if u want to add me ask for my yim id. lately there has been alot of what i call bs going on . i'm about to just shut down my fu page and not come back. if i do come back i will only add how i trust. are i might make my page were only friends can see. i hate to say this but if it keeps up i will start taking people off my page. sorry but i'm tired of it
Happy Mothers Day Uk Mums
Happy Mothers Day To All The Mums In The Uk Tracy & Summer Would Like To Take This Opportunity To Wish All The Uk Mum's A Very Happy Mothers Day M... is for the million things she gave me, O... means only that she's growing old, T... is for the tears she shed to save me, H... is for her heart of purest gold; E... is for her eyes, with love-light shining, R... means right, and right she'll always be. Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER," A word that means the world to me Happy Mother Day, Wishing All The Uk Mun's A Very Happy Mother's Day Best Wishes TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêРߥ ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~ & ÐJ~mmðµ§ê~Promoter @ ddr@ fubar ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~♡~§håÐðw~Lêvêlêr~ Öwñêr~Ö£~Èrð†ï¢Ðrêåm§~@ fubar
I am so sick of the Judao-Christian outlook on life. Everywhere I go its constantly thrown in my face. What argument does anyone have to even say Jesus existed? Why not Mohamed or Buddha. My point is there are millions of people just as faithful as anyone that believe in a completely different deity, they can't all be wrong. There is no justification to bastardize someone for what they simply believe. Now I am not claiming to know the secret of life, to tell the truth I have no fucking clue. I would consider it reasonable to think that with all we know today that people would deem true things based on absolute evidence not on faith alone. After all the very nature of faith is hold true what has no logical evidence. I have faith in the flying teapot does that make it true
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Military Tribute
My very good friends husband (Shane) has a 15 to 18 month tour to Iraq coming up. I support our troops and would like to say..Thank you for all that you do to make it possible for us to live in a free world that so many of us take for granted everyday. The sacrificies you make on a daily basis do not go unnoticed. God bless you and be well. $horty Military Tribute
Now Read This> Emergency Alert
I will make this blog entry short and sweet because i really don't have the time to make it long. Any staff that wants to be staff in the lounge needs to do there part to help make the lounge. If not then you can be replaced. The lounge has ben dead for the last few nights and i have no said anything. The things that strikes me the wrong way is i pay for a server so everyone can enjoy having music when they come in. If no one comes in it is a waste to pay for the stream. People have ben occupied by other things and i understand that. People have a life and i understand that too. Either you wanna help or you dont.
Magic Anyone??
Charmy's Lies
Well here i am again, blogging. It seems that some people just have to keep in other people's business and constantly accuse us of stupid shit and lie about things all the time. so here it is. we keep getting accused of stealing Charmy's ideas and her staff, she just cant let go and leave us alone. she leaves our staff nasty messages in their yim boxes, last one was just a few days ago. so if we are being accused of stealing stuff, i guess we are gonna do it, hence headbangers ball. yes they USED to do it, way back when it was a popular lounge and they had the staff, but they havent done it since i remade my fubar account. which was last year sometime. november? maybe? i dunno. anyway, just to clear some things up, it was MY idea to change up theme nights every week, AND SHE SHOT IT DOWN. while i was staff in her lounge, we NEVER did anything but 80's night. we own our own lounge now and we do change them up, so hows that stealing her ideas? if using my own ideas that she shot down is
Sunday March 22
Colors Of The Gay Flag
Colors of the Rainbow Flag: The original flag had eight stripes from top to bottom: pink (sexuality), red (life), orange (healing), yellow (sunlight), green (nature), turquoise (magic), indigo/blue (serenity), and violet (spirit). Within a year, the flag had shed two of its stripes—pink and violet. According to Gilbert, they "ran out of pink dye." The violet stripe was later taken out to create an even number of stripes on the flag. Since, many variations of the flag have been created. For instance, a black stripe is added to some symbolizing those lost to AIDS. There are also variations to represent bisexual people, bears and others.
Unrefined Begining Of A Story I'm Working On.
feeling your soft lips barely touching my neck as i feel the heat from your breath, I slowly glide my hand down your arm and begin to pull your shirt off. you finish pulling it off as i start to undo your pants. you softly start to slide your hand down my pants and grab my ass as you suck on my bottom lip. I push you down onto the bed and start sucking and biting on your hips. I start stroking your cock while biting u a lil harder on the hip. I slowly glide my tongue across ur middle and down til my tongue reaches the head of ur cock. I begin to suck on the head of it while stroking the rest. You start grabbing at my hair as i begin to take more an more of your cock into my mouth. As I suck harder and stroke more you become even harder. You grab my hair and pull on it with light tugs. Then you pull me up and toss me around so im on the bed. you slide my panties to the side and begin to softly kiss on my clit, you start to move it with your tongue and suck on it a lil more til I start t
Firefox Media Plug In Problems Fix
If Your Having issues trying to install the media player plug in for media player in Firefox,Do This: in your Firefox browser go and re download Firefox,being u Downloaded in the IE Browser the plug in will not work, then reinstall the media player plug in for fire fox after you re download Firefox in the Firefox browser not IE.. Problems Should Be Fixed...... To Claim Your PC Back To Running Like New Again...Just See My Stash Under News...
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sigh... another sandstorm. something i look forward too because it reflexs on my view of my life. you can see abit in front of you yet the cloudyness is all around. they happen every so often and may last for a long time. trying to get somewhere is always hard because of the stinging sand and blinding wind, but it is sometimes very soothing just because everything dissapers and your by yourself... peaceful,isolated. just have to wait till it clears and wait till the next one, hopefully its a good storm rather than a bad one.. if that makes sense lol well gotta go! piece
Up For Auction One More Time March 22-29
Dirty Dozen Auction
Bulletins Made For Others
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Indys' Inane Ranting
Figured I would try this as nothing else seems to be helping. Not really sure what to do here. I just have a lot of stuff in my head and can't seem to get it out. I guess it all stems from my own ignorance. I had an opportunity a few months ago... one that would have made me extremely happy, and because I was scared to admit certain things, i blew it. The opportunity is gone and will never present itself again. I now watch as another embraces the chance I should have taken and am filled with the most profound regret I have ever felt. I am so angry at myself that I can't eat or sleep properly and due to a recent major health problem, the stress mounts. I guess I just need to buck up and grow a set, accept the fault as my own, and get on with life. If only it was as easy to do as it is for me to say! well, even though i tried to follow my own advice of minding my own business and leaving well enough alone, I failed miserably. I succeeded in losing the dearest friend I have ever had, and
Great Movies
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Help A Girl Out...
I usually buy my own bling but I'm tapped out for tonight. I need some bling tho so I am paying 5 million fubucks for a 65 bling pack or 3 million for a cherry bomb bling. Can someone help a girl out or point me in the direction of someone who sells bling? Thanks!
In Loving Memory-edie
Edwina Alice Schmidt SCHMIDT, Edwina Alice 70, of Hudson, died Tuesday, March 17, 2009 in Biloxi, MS. Edwina was a world traveler on cruises with her sister, Pat. She participated in online and table pinochle tournaments. Edwina was a member of Club Wildwood, a loving mother and sister. Mrs. Schmidt was preceded in death by her husband of 39 years, Henry J. Schmidt; and her parents, Edwin and Lucy Elfstrom. Survivors include a daughter, Patricia (George) Galderisi of Port Richey; sons, Kenneth (Kristie) Schmidt of Asheville, NC and Brian Schmidt of St. Petersburg; a sister, Patricia Smith of Spring Hill; 6 grandchildren; and 2 great-grandchildren. Services will be held at a later date. Bradford-O'Keefe Funeral Homes, 675 Howard Avenue, Biloxi is in charge of arrangements.
Cyber Vs Real
You know you want to own me! In fact, you even have two chances!! Bid on me now until March 29 in MDsSweety's auction CLICK AND BID!!! Bid on me now until April 1 in STRYKE's auction CLICK AND BID!!! Come on and own a piece of me now!!!
Another Trip Around The Sun
I kept very quiet this week. My 45th trip around the sun Most of the men in my family dont live past their 45th trip around the sun. This is a time of many thoughts. I kept to myself wondering what I should do Then I thought I have not regretted anything that I have done up to this point in my life and if I would go today I would go happy. So I am not going to change a thing. This is the winter of my life and now I can be at peace in knowing the other 3 seasons were great.
I can feel the mysterious past On my fingertips within my grasp I love the touch of those magic days That live to surround us for always I'd like you so to know it too Just let your senses taste the clues And find these places out of sight and Hear the faces of the night Do you feel the mysterious past? Don't you know it will always last? They call us from a time so vast While music plays along their path WHAT I THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS Be happy with who you are and what you do, and you can do anything you want. Have fun. Take risks and be daring sometimes, but don't get out of control with it. Don't be serious all the time and do something exciting just because it sounds wild. Do what you think is right. Don't let people make the decision of right or wrong for you, or you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. Be different. Do things differently than everyone else if you want. Wear what you want, talk how you want, and li
I put in what I know was a winning bid for the Spotlight... Next spotlight: Mar 23, 2009 Current high bid:$41,007,500 fuBucks My bid:$41007750 minimum bid I copied and saved the bid for proof. and at Midnight(Fu-bar Time) the Spotlight went off and a few seconds later someone else pops up with a winning bid that 10 million fu-buks less then My bid. How is this possible? And why was I screwed? Now I went to Fu-bar support and asked what could be done. And sad to tell You people. But I don't see My name up on the Spotlight Marque do You?
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Remembering Those Who Have Passed...
It is my believe that we all have lost someone in our life or at least know of someone who has lost someone in their life. It doesn't seem fair, that they are taking away from us. Although it's sad to lose someone and even it hurts us. For me I try like hell to remember the good things about those I've lost in my life. I won't lie though... It's trying and often painful, because I wish they were still here with us. But then again, I know they are in a better place and that alone is comforting to know. I was pretty young (4 1/2 years old) when we lost my Uncle Curtis. Being young at the time of his passing... I really didn't understand why he wasn't around anymore. Uncle Curtis was autistic. He didn't like being in crowds and was pretty choosy of who he liked. I was one of those who he liked. Because I was a kid who spoke very little. My mother told me more then once, that I was his buddy. We often would watch Mr. Rogers on PBS. My little brother Kody would often pester Uncle Curtis
That Moment~
I stepped out from the kitchen to the front room, carrying two glasses of wine. “I think you will really like this wine.” I said to Jill, sitting on the couch beside her. After 6 months of dating, I was still mesmerized by her beauty, her spirit, her heart and her soul. She could light up the room with her smile, make me stop and listen to her point of view, make me laugh and be happy that I was alive. She complimented me, she was soft when I was strong. The thing that never seemed to quit amazing me was how she seemed to make all time disappear when I was with her. The candles were burning and I just happened to have Luther Vandross playing on the stereo. I took a sip of my wine and looked into her deep brown eyes. There were times I still couldn’t believe that I had such a wonderful woman in my life, one who cared for me as much as I cared for her. Jill took a drink of her wine and sat closer to me. “I want you to know that the time we have spent together has been wonderful Dou
True Love???
i watched twilight this weekend and fell in love with the movie could love like that be real? the kind of love where you cant wait to see each other.and when your apart all you think about is them? id like to hope its real and out there.but im 41 and ive not found nothin like that ever! but i will not give up!! its out there and i am going to find it!!! wish me luck on this very hard task!
As she had more than once in the past while, Alice wondered if she was crazy for asking her boyfriend to do this. For the longest time she had fantasized about being taken by a complete stranger, and on top of that being unable to do anything about it. She trusted him to pick someone who wouldn’t hurt her, but just the same it could be anyone. It could be one of his friends, one of her co-workers, someone from college, or whoever else he had in mind. And so here she was, waiting in darkness for the stranger. Once again she tried to form a mental picture of her predicament to pass the time. Soft ropes were tied around her wrists and looped around under the bed to secure again around the ankles of her sock feet. No amount of wriggling would get her out of one or the other. Her tight blue jeans showed off her shapely hips and thighs, and the equally tight black shirt was just barely see-through enough to show the outline of her bra. Her ample breasts, thrust out slightly from her arms
As a 36 year old guy who can't be in the service is proud to support our troops deployed by playing mil sim airsoft and helping with the cause, The Wounded Warrior Project. I, as well as other mil sim players are doing what we can to help and support our troops by donating money to this very important project. My wife tells me that if I could be a solider, I would be a good dang soldier. Which I replied, if I only could be a good dang soldier. My heart goes out to those of you who either has a soldier deployed or a wounded warrior. Thank you! This was a repost of a blog a friend of a friend posted. I just wanted everybody to see what the government REALLY thinks of us..........    The Department of Homeland security has black listed Vets. as possible domestic terrorist. They have informed law enforcement to be on the look out for vets as possible terrorist. So now I have to worry about driving around with my Vet plates I am a target. This morning I wrote a post about a Homeland Secu
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Funny Stuff
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced wi th "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
Lusting Desire
A lusting desire A fatal Kiss An addictive look with a loving twist An exciting Beat A racing heart An imaginable world that could only be a thought a desired touch The passionate nights A never ending love that dances throw their hearts
Love Fate Perfection
Fate: The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events... It also brings who comes and goes out of your life. It's fate who I've meet and who I let go of. I've been dealing with all kinda of fate these last weeks and not knowing what to make out of it. I sometimes feel as if I can't handle it anymore. I'm tired of no one seeing my pain and yet fate is what I keep running into. What does fate have to show me in there days. Why is all the fate I deal with fucked up right now and what is it meaning? Love: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. I feel so lost when I read what love is suppose to be Becuase I feel so empty inside now and days. I feel as if its a unfinished painting that will never be completed because it has been put to the side and forgotten. Will I truely ever be found and finished and if i am will i be under
My Poems
I believe that life is only truly lived if one chooses to live it one day at a time. Thats not to say we shouldnt think of the future, but that we MUST embrace the moment, for if we spend all our time looking towards tomorrow we tend to lose today. This is how we miss out on life, how we lose sight of whats important, the little things that matter. This is how we miss out on memories in the making. What we need to do is slow down, take a nice long look at our lives, our children and ourselves... let it all soak in and start living. I mean, how many people do you know that REALLY know themselves? We only get one chance to live, and we don't exactly get a long time to get it right, so make it count. Tell your loved ones every day how much you love and care for them. Hold your friends close and your family closer. Make every day new and exciting. Play basketball, or a board or card game with your kids. Sit down at the table for a family dinner every night and just talk about a
Writings Poems
Another Racist!
this dude has major issues..this is what he shouted at me in my box... ohh my u like the niggers do ya hey u whore go fuck urself u nigger loving skank just had to put the sorry ass out there!!
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive . You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are stupid. Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and are a dipshit. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You are the pioneer type and hold people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advise. You are an asshole. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You are practical and persistant.You have a dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist. Gemini ( May 21 - June 21) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.People like you because you're bisexual. However, you
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Why Do I Have A Cursed Life
I have no idea what I have done in my life for so many people to treat me wrong. Hell I sleep in my car at least for this week until Friday. Ok I stand currented my wife is being told that she has to stay with her mother and not me by a doctor. Now what right does a doctor have to tell someone that at all. I honestly think she hates homeless people which means she would hate me. Im on the verge of going to jail over a stupid restraining order that is on me from my mother in-law. My mother in-law is a real piece of work too she gets awarded a order on me over mental issues and something I didn't do. I honestly don't understand what I have done to have this happen to me in the last few months of the last year into now. I just wish none of it ever happen but thats just a wish. What I really wish is that someone would help me out by getting rid of this crap cause I am sick of it and I really don't need another panic attack cause I don't think my heart can take it especially when it already
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My Uncle Joe
I found out this morning around 9am that my Uncle Joe passed away yesterday of a heart attack at 1pm EDT. He resided in New York his entire life and was a veteran of WWII. I don't remember a whole at the present time, but we always got together for my grandpa's birthday because it was around 4th of July. He loved all of his nephews with all of his heart. I am gonna miss him very much! Rest in Peace, Uncle Joe! I love you and I will never forget you!
Helping Out
I am willing to pay fubucks if some one can please get my sister supergurl one of the following: A) VIP willing to pay 2 million fubucks B) Auto 11 willing to pay 3 million fubucks C) Cherry Bomb willing to pay 3 million fubucks Here is her link: ŠÚþ£®gürì~Co-Owner of Candy Kisses ~Member of The Pegasus Project@ fubar If you do get her one of these options private message me or shout box me and I will send payment. Thank you Goofy Gurl
I am sitting here thinking about how I should write this blog.  Honesty is always best, so I am going to give you honesty.  The last month in a half has been hell most of the time.  I got very betrayed by a good friend of mine and there has been nothing but drama to follow.  My kid’s father is blowing them aside for a piece of ass.  Wants to write them off because he can’t see them.  My kids have been going through hell because when they see their father they tell me he ignores them to be with ex-friend.  He only really wants to see them once a week and when he can see them he has to see them with her and the kids get ignored.  To me that isn’t right and I am the one who has to put the pieces back together.  I really don’t like them going up there to see him when he is with her that reason and that she has two kids of her own and when they go some place they take one car.  Which would be ok but the car they take can only fit 5 people and there are 6 of them.  Wh
New Game Come Join
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The Morning
Heat is in your eyes Lightning in your touch Unadulterated passion released And I've never felt so much Hands are on my body Your lips are on my skin Making sure there's no resistance When you're ready to come in And deep with my body Something stirs in my heart Warning me to be careful That you don't tear me apart But regardless of this warning I drag your pants away Caught up in the moment Believing everything you say I let your mouth trail kisses Making new paths to trace Relishing the morning When I wake up to your face
Another New Owner.
This is my new owner. She is a wonderful person. Please Show her some love. Tulsa's Angel ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ@ fubar She has Auto 11's. Show Her Lots Of Love!!!!!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by: jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,~ Proudly Owned By TULSA's ANGEL~ Owner Of CHAOS & DJ BAB@ fubar
When Did Being A Virgin Become A "bad" Thing?
When did being a virgin become such a horrible thing? I mean just because someone chooses to wait til they find love doesn't mean that they are a freak or some kind of conquest to be had. I don't think it should be seen as such a big issue. Personally, I don't go around spouting off or preaching about choosing to wait til I find someone that I love or condeming those that choose to have sex. So I don't see why people automatically assume I am continueally going to be abstinant because of fear or waiting til marriage, or that something is wrong with me because I choose at this time not to have sex. And I don't understand why guys see it as a huge issue. I mean most men look at it as oh shes a virgin, I gotta get into her pants, or they see me as someone who won't put out so I am not worth the effort. And then there are the men that hear virgin and start treating me like I am this breakable thing that they need to protect. And further more, it's not some precious thing that is too impo
One Of My Small Little Poems
If you could see the pain in my eyes or hear me cry those somber tears would you use your arms to comfort me or use your gentle touch to calm my fears You have gone down your own troubled road and found it easier just to move and roam makes me wonder if you would let me in your heart or ever be able to feel that I am your home
Turn Offs
I don't care for guys with huge egos. Otherwise, it just depends on the person in general. I am sure I have turn offs but it just depends on the person. Obviously you have to have some attraction to a person but attraction varies in different ways and the same can be said for being unattracted to somebody.
Sooner Or Later...
Everyone is going to hurt you sooner or later. You just have to decide who's worth the pain" I saw this quote on a page recently and it started me thinking. It's probably one of the more profound statements I have seen and definitely true. You can give everything you have to give, and sometimes, it's not enough. Some people require things that you don't have the ability to give them. You may get hurt, but hopefully, you learned something in the process. Then there are those few who give as much as they take from you. The people, or person, who cares so much for you that they put your needs and desires above their own. Those people are like diamonds, precious and rare. Worthy of every bit of love and friendship you give to them, because they nurture it, and return it to you. Cultivate your garden of friends carefully. Separate the weeds from the flowers so that you are not choked by ugliness, but rather, surrounded by the beauty your garden offers you. Every perso
Whats Going On With Me
well in the next two weeks I am taking a trip.. and not one that I am honestly looking forward to.. during my kids spring break I am taking them to FL so I can go see my grandparents, obviously their great gp.. I dread the trip so much but I have to go.. my grandfather hasn't been in the best of health the past few years.. with multiple heart attacks and strokes I never know when another one will happen and I might lose him forever.. but thats the least of my worries at the moment.. He also has been diagnosed with alzheimers within the last year and things are just steadily declining.. hes having problems remembering who his family is and honestly Im scared.. He's always been there for me through out my life when everyone else let me down (even though we live states apart).. lol I can't type anymore without completely losing it.. but anyways if any of you have wondered as to why I haven't been myself this has a lot to do with it..
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The one I am looking for and have been for years. Since I felt that first dark pull, his senchus lure speeks to me inside pulling me closer to him I cant yet see him physically but I can smell his presents around me, feel his energy feel the lust radiating from him. his energy pulling at mine as though it were his hands pulling at my cloths so powerful yet gential, persuasive, welcoming, beckining me to come to a place I don't yet know but my heart seem to know the way. he is here I can feel him, like goosebumps on my skin I shiver with excitement the wanting almost overwelming me ..... soon he will come to me, show me how to please him, make the night ours alone..... Mood: Excited When I close my eyes he is there waiting he takes my hand and leads me away from reality into the world unknown gentil guidence the look he gives me tells me there is no need for questions only I have the answers to he walks beside me, I feel his heat I can see the want in his eyes I feel the wan
Why I Need You To Pound Me Like A Porn Star
Contrary to popular belief, women do not want to be romanced in bed. Romance me BEFORE bed. By the time you get me naked, all romantic shit needs to disa-fucking-ppear. The bedroom is not the place that men need to be gentle with their women. Men have been psychologically trained for years to be gentle with women: their emotions, their feelings, their pride, etc. Men are subconsciously conditioned to handle women with a tender touch. So why is it different in the bedroom? Why do women, who need to be handled with so much care outside of the bedroom want to be roughed up inside of the bedroom? Because I wants you to be a MAN. I need you to step up and show me who is in charge. My emotions and feelings and pride may be gentle, but my body are not. Women have evolved to a point that we have the same (if not more) responsibilities as men. We work a full week, we deal with shit from our bosses, we diffuse problems with clients, we stress over bills, yet on top of that we bathe the ki
For All The Men Out There.....
Is it so hard to be honest with a woman? I know it's not always easy to understand us, but um if we ask for honesty damn give it to us. If I say I want communication well there are so many ways to go about it. I don't even need anything more than a" hey how's your day going? " If I ask you to come home after work right away don't ask why. Normally I've got a pretty sexy night planned for the two of us. I don't expect that any man will ever actually do any of this but I figure I will put it out there! Fact is that I've been screwed thoroughly lately. Not in a sexual way either. I'm easy to please and it takes so little (sorry not talking about what's in your pants there! I love some big ones )But a simple caress, a kiss on my neck, a honey how was your day and then sincerely listen. A smack on the butt, and you know what? It's the little affections that gives you the best connections!
Parolee stood over stricken police officers and fired again By Harry Harris and Cecily Burt Oakland Tribune Posted: 03/23/2009 02:53:37 PM PDT / Updated: 03/24/2009 09:18:08 AM PDT Lovelle Mixon, a parolee on the run, already had shot Oakland police Sgt. Mark Dunakin and Officer John Hege. Then, as the two men lay on the ground, Mixon stood over them and fired again. But the ex-con wasn't done. He ran around the corner to his sister's apartment and waited — SKS military assault rifle ready — for the officers he knew would come after him. Those were some of the horrifying details that emerged Monday about the shootings of four veteran Oakland police officers Saturday by a violent felon who has also now been linked to the rape of a young girl last month. Three of the officers were declared dead over the weekend. A fourth, Hege, was taken off life support Monday afternoon at Highland Hospital in Oakland. Dunakin, 40, of Tracy, a motorcycle officer, stopped a Buick driven by Mixon
Just Venting
>>>more Of My Poetry...
no one knows me now, fear consumes my heart, feelings flood my soul, breaking me apart, It's not my time, you can't save me, I'm just a lock without a key... I don't know how to heal, there's nothing you can take, until then I'll wear a mask, my happiness I fake... nowhere to run, no place to hide... the pain in your heart starts to subside... hopes turn to fear, like days change to night, knowing there's no end in sight... closing your eyes only makes things worse... wondering why your stuck with this curse... *unfinished* Every time I close my eyes, your face is all I see, it keeps me in a funnel cloud of pain and misery... the words I hear don't mean a thing, they don't come from your heart, each time we talk I realize how far we are apart... I've cried at least a thousand tears, you never even knew, I thought the feelings that we shared were of a love come true... No matter where you are tonight, wherever you may be, whoever you are ho
Davecherokee Native American Indian Warrior
Osiyo, My name is davecherokee "Spirithawk" Warrior, a Native American North Eastern Indian and proud. I descend from a long line of Shaman (Medicine-Men) wisdom Keepers & Healers of the Bird-Klan. My Blood Tribes are originated from Bird-town, Yellow- Hill, Oconoluftee, of the Cherokee Nation, Eastern Cherokee Tribe, Cherokee Reservation, North Carolina. I am also a Blood descendent from the Lumbee Tribe, being a Warrior and of the Bird Klan. Which is also a part of the Cherokee Nation, now currently originated in Pembroke, Lumberton, North Carolina. I am also a proud "Military Veteran" with service tours in three branches of the United States Military. The United States Army, The United States Coast Guard, & The United States Navy Spec Warf UDT Seal Team 3-4. I have training in Law Enforcement, Search & Rescue Operations, Aids To Navigation, Pollution Response Team Investigator, Marine Safety, Marine Law Enforcement, Military Readiness, Electronics Repair, Quartermaster Repair Tech,
Unknown Sister
I found out about 3 years ago that I have a younger sister that is in her early 20's, around the louisville, ky area, and her name is Megan Whalen. I could have spelled the name wrong but that's how it sounds. If anyone knows of anyone that could be that person then please let me know. I would love to meet her or at least talk to her to let her know that even though we knew nothing of eachother and our dad can be a prick that we are still family and thats all that counts. Thanks for reading....
GIVE Mandatory Service Act Strips First Amendment of “Volunteers” * Text size * Larger * Smaller Kurt Nimmo Infowars March 24, 2009 On March 18, Rep. George Miller, a Democrat from California, tacked an amendment on H.R. 1388, entitled “Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education Act,” or GIVE (to government), Obama’s plan to require mandatory service for all able young people. Miller’s amendment will “prohibit organizations from attempting to influence legislation; organize or engage in protests, petitions, boycotts, or strikes; and assist, promote, or deter union organizing,” according to, a site that tracks Congress. featured stories GIVE Mandatory Service Act Strips First Amendment of Volunteers Obama’s call for a “Civilian Security Force” during a campaign speech in Colorado Springs, Colorado. In other words, Obama’s “volunteer corps” act, passed by the House with a 321-105 margin and requiring the government to develop
My Daddy
Not That Anyone But Me Cares, Lol
Softly for anyone who knows how it feels to cry and so i cry just a littlebegging to end it all oncejust to bleed a littleand let it all come undoneand i pray just a littleto a god i'm not sure i believebecause all i have is a littlehole where i think a heart is supposed to beand it hurts so much sometimesto know that i seem to always failand that noone will ever see me crybecause i hide the real tears so welland i have to wonder sometimeswhy i can't just let it all goand just move on with the lifethat i cannot seem to outgrowand so i let my tears flowsilently as the weight covers meand i just want to die every daythat i cry myself to sleep softly Nijah Redlin Sometimes the hardest part is feeling at allForcing the teeth to seperate and the words to comeAnd sometimes the hardest part is biting back the wordsBefore they can leave the edge of your tongueAnd more often than not, I will fail at bothI will hurt those I wish to help and badly soI will hold back words I should have sai
Jus Cus..
My Fu Owner and his family have experienced something so very horriffic, it's honestly unfathomable unless you've been there. His nephew Andrew was killed by an oncoming train. He was out for his evening jog, wearing an IPod, and didn't hear the train whistle. He was hit and killed. It's easy to get into our own little worlds, whether it be an IPod, or cellphone when walking, jogging, biking, driving. It's too easy. Just be careful...think twice. It could save your family so much heartache. Please, take care.
Can you wait for a solider ! Whatever happened to ' If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all' Shouldn't this apply even more so for military wives. Can civilian people even begin to understand how it is . You can't just walk in to the other room to vent at your husband. You can't pick up the phone and call them. You have miles between you and it will be months before you can have the comfort of their touch. Why would you pick on someone like that? Why would you kick someone when the are already down? What happened to being nice. Not setting out just to hurt someones feelings. It makes me so sick to see people causing trouble for these families. They are going through enough! Let them be! Leave them alone! Find another hobby. Don't hurt people just because you can. That does not make them less of a person but it does make you. You should feel ashamed of your self to kick these people while there down. It is not right and they have have people w
Helpin Others
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Fantasy Realms And Resurgents
(Ultima Online is roleplay world - the one where its creator Lord Britain was lightening bolted by one of his subjects in the middle of his GIVE ME YOUR WORSHIP OH YE FELLOW PLAYERS speech. I guess somebody forgot to tell him that a good gaming world is not always one where politeness and good manners and acknowledgement of superiority is a known quality for all...) A Herstory of UO Dwelling in possibility, believing in the greater good of mist, magic, and maybes - this is my creed. It required that I pick up and use any random recall rune I found on the corpse of a PlayerKiller massacre victim, beast slain adventurer, or pile of discareded "junk". Eventually, it paid off in a grand adventure. I used the recall rune I'd found laying in the wilderness. It put me inside a guildhouse full of treasure. Obviously the rune had been made before the house was built, because to my knowledge you could not recall to the interior of a structure. An adventure AND an anomaly. Such joy
Nun Grading Papers
Who Knew? Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's or dog's ear... Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dishwashing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas. Rainy day cure for dog odor: Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh. Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers? Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chew
Guitar Theory & Guitar Stuff
Ok decided to post a blog of what gear I use for the hell of it, and so those of you who think I am full of it on guitar can see the truth.   Guitars: Jackson Kelly KE3 (Crimson Swirl) Jackson Kelly KE3 (Transparent Red) Ovation iDea Acoustic/Electric Ibanez AEG Nylon String Acoustic Electric   Effects: Zoom 9.2tt Effects Console Danelectro Free Speech Pedal   Amps  Ibanez TBX 150w Head Berhinger V-Tone 120w Head Ibanez TBX 4x12" Cab Custom Built 4x12" Cad with Celestions    
Prayers Needed
I returned home this morning to find a message from my sister's neice telling me that Donna had to go to the hospital. All I know right now is that she is safe in the hospital. Please pray for her speedy recovery. I will post more updates when available. Thank you so much. Here is her link on fu: Dream Dancer@ fubar I got word from Donna's neice that she will probably be able to return home Thursday if all goes as planned. Thank You all so much for your prayers and support.
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Politically Correct
Today was the first day of a perinatal nursing conference I'm attending for work. We started out with the most difficult part first-bereavement and helping patients who had lost their precious babies. As part of the lesson, three sets of parents came in to talk to us for 2 hours about their stories and their entire experiences with the loss of their children. Reading about how to care for people in these situations is good, but nothing prepared me or taught me better than these familes did. One thing that a father said really spoke to my heart and I don't think that I'll ever forget his words. He said: "If you think that it's better to be politically correct than to hold your patient's hand and cry with them, then you don't need to be a nurse and you should just quit now." Wow, what a profound statement. It reminded me again why I am doing what I do. To help people when they are at their weakest moment and offer some hint of comfort, even though a lot of times there is
Olp's Thoughts...
03 25 09 12:06pm OLP's time... As I'm sittin' here by the window in my easy chair, with my laptop on me, and the skies bein' partly cloudy. I feel at peace within myself now. I have spent the past two days taken my two boys to the vet. Barnabas who is 1 yr and 5 months, went to get his annual booster shot, ear cleanin' and mite solution. Tuesday was Paul's turn he is 11 months old, his birthday is April 2nd...But, he went in for a casteration, ear cleanin' & mite solution also. Paul is my boy - he was not to please with me, when I brought him home last night. But he is doin' much better now, he is actually 'talkin' to me. But he looks pretty sore still. I'm really hopin' that this year will be better than last year, I won't go into details I'm tryin' to leave that behind me, and come to terms that I don't have family to fall back on...For somethin' I didn't ask for...The father I knew growin' up - who adopted me - sexual abuse me when I was in his care. But I'm currentl
Trade For Bling Pack
Misc Ramblings
I hate not really but yes really I'm so sick of being hurt so sick of being someone's friend and then being tossed out like the trash, I'm not here for YOUR amusement FFS! Some men need to get over themselves....I'm not asking for anything more than honesty and friendship that so damn wrong??????? ok off my soap box now
A Whole Lot Of Blathering And A Great Deal Of Nothing (literally)
Bored again, so im doin some self-reflecting. I've got several accounts on the internet, well not several but a good amount. And im true to myself at least i think so. A few of you know me well enough to say whether thats true or not. Im here on fu, myspace, facebook, rk/nk mostly. which is fun get too meet people on some and just stay in touch with friends on the others. Get to be a "solider" on one, and a "doctor" on another. Ive always taken myself and others seriously. And it worries me. I constantly wonder do i put too much stock into it? Do i take these "friendships" too seriously? I see all the drama on here and other sites.  For this supposedly adult site im surprised to see how much of us act like hormonal teenagers. Comes with the territory i suppose. if im not supposed to take this or any other site seriously, im surprised at the genuiness, if thats a word, of some of its users. If its acting some of you are on another level. Taking advatange of the guillible nature of p
Here We Go Again
So this is my second go around on this thing. hopefully I will have no more roadblocks along the way. I want to say thanks to all the old friends who took me back and a thanks to all the new sucke..I mean friends just kidding im an awesome guy, just ask me! okay so I look forward to all the wonderful insights you all provide me with and the great conversations and laughs, and if I can send some your way then I have done my job for the day at least. Thats why I try. luvs and hugs, Ghostbear
All Alone Looking out the window, I see cloudy skies, Not a single star shines. A cold air blows, Sends chills upon my spine. I see lights from a distance Creating shadows. All alone I stand by my window Awaiting the light of day...
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Amber [2] You were in the car with? My mom-n-law [3] Went to the mall with? My goodness...probably my daughter [4] Person you talked on the phone with? hubby [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? A friend........ T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? True/partly Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? A
15k For Every 100 Pics
AUTO 11 IS ON I WILL PAY 15K FOR EVERY 100 PICS YOU DO MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE. ~Dark Defender~ A.K.A The Boobie Master@ fubar
Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home. EXERCISE ONE: Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough... EXERCISE TWO: Visit your garage at 3AMwhen the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car.. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast. EXERCISE THREE: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the
The White Lies In The White Lines In Between The Red Ones
So in my younger years I wanted to grow up and be a singer, make music, be an artist. I sit here typing this at damned near 5 a.m. coming to the realization that that is not what I was put here to do, because to be an artist in todays society (to be a widely accepted one anyways) you have to have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say. Nothing of any real substance. Nothing of any crucial relevance. Nothing of any intellectual property because intelligence is power. It gives you the power to evaluate and challenge things. And who wants to evaluate and challenge the problems that us as Americans are faced with when there's "Shorty's gettin' low in the club." The problems that we as Americans are faced with. The problems that are engineered and created by the very same institutions that we rely on to provide us with jobs, to give us home loans, to give us health insurance as a way to work for us, with us and against us, as a way to rid ourselves of ourselves. 125 people in this country did the mat
Hell's Belles In Ca And Co!!
I Need Answers!
I want to know why Ash Blocked me today?
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This Side Of Borderline
They say beauty is wasted on the insane and deranged.  Not a day goes by without the wish, that it was all a lie. Self control is given no quarter and here comes another mood swing, once again, my emotions control me. Once again, rage is king and depression reigns supreme. The depths of empathy and failure have succumbed to my misery and with the desperate throbs of passion I have chosen this ultimate path, in which I find the answers to deny the future of all my sanity. None of this makes sense and with knowing that sad, sick, statistic I have overruled my boundaries. One second I find myself immensely and utterly madly happy... The the next I am drunken off my own sadness and morbidness, with tears and cries and screams of doubt rushing through my empty soul and lost for words on how I feel. No one even begins to understand what exactly I feel, it all makes perfect sense in my fucked up ill mind. But the truth is... It doesn't... It never does... And it never will. I swept the ocean
My Warped Mind
Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
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Sinfully Seductive Promoting Tags
I would love to beat the face,Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,I'm drowning in your wakeShit rubbed in my faceTeething on concreteGums bleedingDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was slowly changingI struggle in violated space,Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me,Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight,I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buyI'm livid in my spacePissing in my faceFuck you while you tryTo fuck meDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing meLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,Let me help you hold the glock against your headLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the
Friends With Benefits
Is there any woman on fubar from the albany ny region interested in being friends with benefits
How Does This Happen?
Ok finally gonna get it done. Years ago while in the Navy I was into piercings, 13 total. Then they became a cliche' so I pulled them all. Kinda miss my nipple studs and the two thru my penis shaft. Well now I want my tatoo. Basic idea is a metal rose on my inner forearm. Rivets and metal plates with a barb wire stem trailing up my arm to encircle my upper arm. Probably gonna get it done in grey since metallic colors fade rather quickly. So I'm asking if any of you creative types feel an urge to sketch out the actual metal flower for me ? Want your art turned into reality ?
Fun Things To Do...ok So I Think Its Fun :p
Anyone can be a cat. All you have to do is follow the rules. Rules For Being A Cat. 1. Anytime you go in or out a door you must pause at the threshold and contemplate whether you deign go through that door. You must do this until a much larger being is ready to give you a boot in the ass. You may then go through the door. 2. Anytime any flat object is laid upon the floor, you must go to the exact center of that object, lie down, and go to sleep.3. If you see any space anywhere that is just about your size, you must get into it and look around. 4. Kill. 5. Want a good place to be a cat? Try anyplace it would be inconvenient to have a cat. 6. Anything that was OK the last time is not OK anymore. If you wanted to be picked up the last time, you no longer want that. If you liked Swiss cheese the last time, you no longer like it. If you wanted your head scratched the last time, you now regard anyone who wants to scratch your head as a mortal enemy of cats. 7. If two doors lead into t
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Do U Know Jack Shit?
For some time now, Many of us have wondered, Who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know Jack Shit", Well thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way! Jack shit is the only son of Awe Shit and O Shit, The owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children, Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Bull Shit, and twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a highschool drop-out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced. Noe Shit married Ted Sherlock and became known and Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit. So from now on, no1 can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit..!!!!
to all the staff i'm doing something for yall so plzz send me your pic to my yahoo and if u donot have it sb me plzz hug n kiss sexi fallingangel
The broken clock is a comfort, it helps me sleep tonight Maybe it can stop tomorrow from stealing all my time I am here still waiting though i still have my doubts I am damaged at best, like you've already figured out I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing With a broken heart that's still beating In the pain there is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on I'm barely holdin' on to you The broken locks were a warning you got inside my head I tried my best to be guarded, I'm an open book instead I still see your reflection inside of my eyes That are looking for a purpose, they're still looking for life I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing with a broken heart that's still beating In the pain there is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on I'm barely holdin' on to you I'm hangin' on another day Just to see what you will throw my way And I'm hanging on to the words
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Nails In The Fence
NAILS IN THE FENCE There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you
This BAD Boy Needs To Be Spanked HARD!!!! This guy has been one of the most wonderful owners I could ever ask for and deserves WAY more than I do for him! If you have a spare second to add a wonderful friend to your list go by his page plz and add/ fan/ rate him dbo71@ fubar Tell him Squirter Princess sent you *kisses*
The Guitarman
Being generous is a trait and a good trait. To be able to help those in need and not to expect something in return is a rareity in people. I give and refuse to ask for anything in return. For to ask for something in return is not being generous, it being greedy. And Carl "the guitarman" is not greedy, for you damn sure can not take it with you when you die! And as Forest Gump would say, "that's all I have to say about that"> Do you agree that the minute that you have somebody corporate dictating your words, it is no longer true graffiti? Graffiti can never become too mainstream because it is an activity, not a style. Mainstream embrace can water down the cliche graffiti look but most progressive graff artist have evolved past that eighties wild style look. It’s true that once it’s done for a company it’s not true graffiti unless the company is the graff artist’s company and they advertise their product with their street art. Graffiti is generally an illegal activity which conform
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Getting Off Chest
Ok I have noticed Americans call me whore for what I do in life but let me ask you this.Who is whoring who.I see so many women and yes men alike whoring themselve out by saying you buy me blast,V.I.P and even bling and I will let you see my private pictures.I have personally bought V.I.P's and blast just because I want too with no string attached.Yes I have had them bought for me but fuck if you on my friends list you can see my private pictures anyway..Just a question I guess why is this any different than what some Americans have nerve to call me? So buy me a fucking blast already !!! lol One more thing I have people say I no level fast as I should,the reason is this.I know you don't get any points for NSFW and that is what most of my pictures are.I only have few that can be counted for,Guess it goes to show you I not here for the points I am here to make friends.No game here..
What is this world that I behold, wrapped in golden light? What this sense of joy that slowly arises in my heart and spreads throughout my being? What is this new surge of life, new yet old, vaguely remembered yet earnestly sought for? What is this mystery of life that wells up within, that appears in the morning and does not fade with the day? Why now do I hear birds' songs, notice the flowers, watch children laugh, see the intricate beauty of this wondrous world? Why at this time does creative energy grow within that wishes, demands expression? Why do I have confidence that time will bring some wonderful events, some challenges, and , of course, some sorrows and not wish to flee away but to stay and to live? It was not always thus in recent months. Darkness has been my companion, dwelling at times within, stalking my steps from behind, a dark specter threatening, grasping, invading. This gloom, this monster, so poisonous, so pervasive, spreading its subtle and ac
My Minds Whisper
Silent wisdom consumes me, As I think about my life, As I dream of one sweet love, That I will make my wife. I want to make her happy, Bring smiles upon her face, Run my tongue across her body, Like sweet Venetian lace. Then I'll light some candles, So the room might have some light, And then I'll rub her body, 'til every muscle feels just right. Next I'll run some water, Make it, as hot as it can be, And then climbs in my baby, the last ingredient is me. I'll wash her hair quite softly, Make it as smooth as it can be, And then I scrub her body, From her head down to her knees. Next I think I'll dry her, every inch the eye can see, And then if I am lucky, she'll dry every inch of me. Now the night is almost over, There's only one thing left to do, If I were like any other man, I'd make sweet love to you. But like other men I'm not, And I will never be, That's why, in the end, My sweet love, will be with me.
Love Poems
""" "A SMILEA SMILE COSTS NOTHING,but gives so much.It enriches those who receive,without making poorerthose who give.It takes but a moment,but the memory of itsometimes lasts forever.None is so rich or mightythat he can get along without it,and none is so poorbut that he cannot be made rich by it.A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged,sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's bestantidote for trouble.Yet it cannot be bought,begged, borrowed or stolen,for it is somethingthat is of no value to anyoneuntil it is given away.Some people are too tiredto give you a smile;give them one of yours,as none needs a smileso much as hewho has no more to give.—Anon """""                                My Sweet Dreams "MY SWEET DREAMS FORE THEY INCLUDE YOU; FIGURE IF I HAVE THEM ENOUGH ONE DAY THEY'LL COME TRUE; SOMETHING ELSE; MORE THAN ONCE I'VE BEEN CALLED; AND WHAT THEY WERE I
Like A Rose
Like A Rose My love for you is like a red, red rose, It started as a seed but it’s grown and grown. Its roots reach deep down inside of my chest, And it grows even more with each passing breath. The delicate petals lay beautiful and pure, All the doubts that I’ve had you have since cured. For all the thorns that this proud rose bears, They are all softened by the thought of your care. Soon the rose grows old and withers and dies, But the love that helped grow it will last for all time.
One Wish
One wish If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Sexist I Know,,,
there is not a decent one among you all. Im fed up of being lied to, and treated like a fucking door mat. Im not here to do as your bidding, nor wait on you hand and foot. I have a life, and its mine. Not yours to control. Im not you physical or emotional punch bag. Im not something you can pick up and use. Why isnt there a bloke who could possibly accept me for who i am? Not try and turn me into his fucking mother...
* Ze's Blogs*
If I've told you once I'll tell you again Leave me alone Or you'll be sorry my friend I ain't in no mood To be messing around And if you keep it up It's your body they would've found What! You say that I'm mean Well, whatever then No wait, you know, you're right 'Cause I can't stand you men Walking around all your life Not having to feel my pain And then you say I'm crazy Nah bro', I'm insane So you better watch what it is you say And sure enough watch your back 'Cause eat you up and spit you out Is what I'm about, Jack And when you see me walking down the street Don't let me be the cause of your stress Just recognize and tell the other guys "Watch out ya'll, there goes Ms. PMS" Use love, not hate, please, hate is easy to grasp, but love is the real contest, hold it in your hands, mind and soul, a weapon of love, use it on your fellow man, make him understand, your war. Get violent with it, throw your love around, cause hate, is so easy to grasp Know love brings power, a power to
Graduation I'm in there at 6 mins and 30 seconds.
"i Love Oral" Does Not Translate To "i Want To Suck Your Cock"
I Love Oral! I know that I must have said those three words at least a million times,but those three words are frequently misunderstood. When I say I love oral,I mean that I love giving & receiving it.I am not sure that I enjoy one more than the other... It is a true pleasure to give & receive at the same time. Over time I have cum to realize that when a woman says, "I love oral"that some men interpret it as "I love sucking cock". Why is it that some men don't like to lick pussy? Do they think it is nasty? Are they afraid of getting wet? Do they not realize the pleasure that gives to a woman? You don't have to answer all of those questions (unless you want to), but tell me... Do you enjoy licking pussy? A woman can tell the difference between a man who does it because he feels as if he has to & a man who really loves it. But in the same breathe I do love to just please a man and watch him squirm under my breathe,but both can be totaaly fucking awesome..
I Can Feel You... You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near. How I so desire to entwine my legs around you, just as our souls entwine and spiral like thousands of twinkling diamond stars. How I ache to feel you deep within me, one with me and my heart, our bodies finally merged as are our souls and intoxicate on the blend of our essences creating a unique perfume. Heady and sweet. Oh, to feel your weight upon me, I, deliciously impaled immobile - to feel the force of loving thrusts each urgency climbing higher. To
My Blogs
Advantages Of Being A Women: 1.We got off the Titanic first. 2.Taxis stop for us. 3.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 4.We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing. 5.We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay. 6.We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. 7.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 8.We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt. 9.We have the ability to dress ourselves. 10.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
well ive had a shitty couple of days. ive been awake 40+ hours right now and still not sleepy but tired. ive had 4 friends eather threaten to or attempt to harm themselves in 24 hours. i went out to try to qualify for the karioki contest ive been tryin for the last 7 weeks and didnt even get top 3 this week. so yea im a lil depressed today. most ppl will say well if it was just friends being dumb dont let it bring you down,but my problem is care to much about my friends. luckily the 2 thattried to hurt themselves stopped b4 they did any damage but just the idea that they felt they had to do something like this realy tears me up. all my friends know they can call me or text me and ill listen to thebitch and gripe about any and everything. but yet they wait till its allready bugging them this bad b4 they call me and that makes me feel bad and good at same time. bad that they wait till im last resort butlad they turn to me and ive been able to help them. well im going to get ready to leav
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Believe It You Can Read It
I cdnuolt blveiee tahr I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is because the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but thr wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt. have fun with this one.
Contest Entry
Poem I Wrote
The sun comes out The clouds go away When everything seems simple We feel we’ve found the way We see the horizon and what it holds We think were almost there But the sun starts to set and it all unfolds The darkness rains upon us fears and doubts Consumed by feelings of concern We yell but no one hears our shouts As it always does the sun will rise once more A castle in the air Giving us hope that it will not poor. A course of action destined to repeat Nothing we do will stop it. It’s intent slightly bitter sweet Laying there beside her I feel that what I’ve been looking for I’ve finally  found.I inch my self closer to her and try not to make a sound.I softly kiss her lips and try to get my feet back on the ground.I whisper that I lover her while she pretends to sleep.I know she hears me but to herself she tries to keep.I tell her the night is over, no longer time for counting sheep. I cuddle up against her to hear her heart beat.When I hear that sound I feel
Dan Seals
Article Tools Sponsored By By BILL FRISKICS-WARREN Published: March 26, 2009 Dan Seals, who performed as England Dan in the folk-pop duo England Dan and John Ford Coley and later returned to his roots as a country singer and songwriter, died Wednesday at his daughter’s home in Nashville. He was 61. Skip to next paragraph Lois Raimondo/Associated Press, 1995 Dan Seals The cause was complications of the treatment of mantle cell lymphoma, said Tony Gottlieb, his friend and manager. Mr. Seals’s first widespread success as a performer came with the smooth-voiced harmonies of England Dan and John Ford Coley. Their first single, “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight,” reached No. 2 on the pop charts in 1976. The duo had eight more light-rock hits over the next four years, including “Nights Are Forever Without You,” which also reached the Top 10 in 1976. Mr. Seals enjoyed even greater acclaim in the country field, where he had 11 No. 1 singles from 1985 to 1990. His 1985 hit “
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in WY plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in WY sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in WY drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in WY throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in WY have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero People in Miami die. WY People close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in WY get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in WY are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in WY break out the snowshoes. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons
Risking Everything
Well I have always been a pretty crazy girl and went where the winds blew me. Well this time I think the winds have finally blew in a direction thats worth risking it all. Sometimes in life you meet people that are just so amazing that your life is changed by the first conversation. On fubar I have made some pretty cool friends and a wonderful guy. My friend MJ came to Florida for a wild ride of a vacation that had its ups and downs, but man am I glad she came. I had a FUBAR account but never really used till she came down. Thanks girl now I know why your on here all the time!!! Love ya MJ WELL I HAVE MADE A MILLION MISTAKES IN MY LIFE. I HAVE MADE LIFE HARDER ON MYSELF MORE THEN MOST COULD EVER EVEN IMAGINE. BUT THIS TIME I MADE ONE THAT AFFETED EVERYONE AROUND ME. I WENT ON A WHIM AND TRUSTED SOMEONE THAT ABUSED THAT TRUST. I AM 27 YEARS OLD... I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, I MEAN I AM A MOM FOR CHRIST SAKES. I SHOULDNT HAVE TRUSTED SOMEONE I DIDNT EVEN REALLY KNOW. NOW MY DAUGHTER AND
For My Baby
Shadowboxer by Fiona Apple Once my lover, now my friend What a cruel thing to pretend What a cunning way to condescend Once my lover, and now my friend Oh, you creep up like the clouds And you set my soul at ease Then you let your love abound And you bring me to my knees Oh, it's evil, babe The way you let your grace enrapture me When well you know I'd be insane To ever let that dirty game recapture me You made me a shadowboxer, baby I wanna be ready for what you do And I been swinging all around me 'Cause I don't know when you're Gonna make your move Oh, your gaze is dangereous And you fill your space so sweet If I let you get too close You'll set your spell on me So darling, I just wanna say Just in case I don't come through I was on to every play I just wanted you Oh, it's so evil, my love The way you've no reverence to my concern So I'll be sure to stay weary of you, love To save the pain of once my flame and twice
What I Like
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? intense passion and tons of foreplay What is something you have always wanted to try? there isn't much i haven't tried...the stuff not ventured into is stuff i'm not interested in What is something you have never done in bed before? female or multiple guys...don't plan on it either! What time of day do you like to have sex? all day if possible...shoot when the mood hits it is on! What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? him... How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? lol almost instantly so not long at all If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? excited Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not really...better if we together doing it tho Have you ever faked an orgasm? what girl hasn't but i have learned a nice trick so i never have too again What Part of your body are you self-conscious abou
Threesomes - Yea...i Know What You Thought...tag Your It
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Heather 2. Mom 3. Angel Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. selling beer @ the stock car races 2. New Athens Nursing Home [in the kitchen] 3. being a mom and a wife for 14 yrs lol Three Places I have lived 1. Bastrop, LA 2. Temple, TX 3. Edwardsville, IL Three TV Shows that I watch 1. House 2. TAPS 3. Secret Life of the American Teenager Three places I have been 1. St.Louis, Missouri 2. Memphis, Tennessee 3. Olive Branch, Mississippi Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. my 2. fu 3. friends! Three of my favorite foods 1. mashed potatoes and gravy 2. lasagna 3. hot wings Three things I would like to do 1. take a vacation 2. catch up on some ZZz
New Auction
You Need Fubucks
Ok here goes i know i havent been around much, since i started working i have not had time to come online much anymore and when i do its only for an hr before i goto bed. So I want to make prophet soon, so i was wondering if anyone would like to trade fu$ for bling pks, blasts, auto 11 & cherry bombs...if you are wanting to get the spotlight this will help you on your quest. I would pay you the fu$ in trade for the items listed above. please leave a comment on my blog if you are interested. Thanks...
Bored Today
Well today is my second fuday and I would love it if my friends could make me some salute.. If you want one private message me. So I know who does Shoutbox moves way too fast...
Military Tshirts
think about this carefully GETTING A HAIRDRYER THROUGH CUSTOMS A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her... 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.   Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
Lets Get To Know Each Other Better
COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR OWN BLOGS AND LETS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!!!! Nickname you prefer: BABY GIRL or BAD GIRL Age, including months: 29 YEARS AND 5 MONTHS What is your ethnic background?: ITALIAN, ENGLISH AND IRISH Real hair color: REDISH BROWN Age you got your first piercing/tattoos: 3 MONTHS OLD LOL How many?:2 IN EACH EAR, NOSE AND EYE BROW Shampoo/conditioner: SUN SILK Deodorant: DOVE Perfume/cologne: VANILLA BODY SPRAY Favorite shirt: MY STEALERS JERSY Soap?: BODY WASH Lotion?: VANILLA BODY BUTTER Do you hold grudges or forgive easy: FORGIVE TO EASY BUT I NEVER FORGET How many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 2 Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NO Do you feel like you have everything you want/need?: NOT EVEN CLOSE Are you content?: NO Do you have any phobias?: I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF SNAKES, AND SPIDERS Whats your favorite physical feature about you?:SMILE Whats your favo
Is Cyber Sex Cheating?
Lets Get To Know Each Other Better
Nickname you prefer: P.J. Age, including months: 33 Years and 6 Months What is your ethnic background?: AUSTRIAN, NATIVE AMERICAN, IRISH, AND ITALIAN Real hair color: BROWN Age you got your first piercing/tattoos: 18 YEARS How many?:6 TATTOOS BOTH EARS PIERECED Shampoo/conditioner: wHAT EVER IS THERE Deodorant: AXE Perfume/cologne: AXE Favorite shirt: BLACK SHORT SLEEVE Soap?: BODY WASH Lotion?: COCO BUTTER Do you hold grudges or forgive easy?: NO How many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 5 Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NO Do you feel like you have everything you want/need?: CLOSE Are you content?: NO Do you have any phobias?: ELEVATION Whats your favorite physical feature about you?: EYES Whats your favorite part of your personality?: MY SARCASM What do you wanna be when you grow up?: AN WELDER Is 30 old?: ITS THE NEW TWENTIES Do you have a crush on anyone?: YES What's t
Single Women Without Kids
Someone please tell me why it is so hard to find single women without a kid? That is all I want to know. I don't mean to offend women that are in this situation but it is seeming to be the norm nowadays. When will this stop or when will the man step up and be a man?
Almost Oracle...
help get RED GURL to ORACLE she has 7 albums (including default) w/ 250 pics if u wanna bomb★RED GURL★@ fubar
For Derek, My Grandson
Home WebSite Search Saturday, March 28, 2009 ..:: My Lock-up » My Homepage ::.. Register Login Paula Campbell - MDA's MOST WANTED CITIZEN! This has Derek's picture posted on it by my sister. Minimize Donate Now! I NEED YOUR HELP! I'm going behind bars for "GOOD" PLEASE HELP BAIL ME OUT! Your donation is my key to freedom! Be proud of the fact that together we're providing help and hope to kids and adults served by MDA in our community. Thanks for making a difference! AddThis MDA in your Community Minimize * $85 -Fund One Minute of Research * $100 - Support Group Session * $800 - Send one child to MDA Summer Camp * $2,000 - Assist with Wheelchair or Leg Braces MDA Bail Barometer Minimize Goal $0 Raised $135 Paula Campbel
Parnormal Investigating
HEY Evereyone My Names Dave Ashley Im the Lead Investigator and Group Leader for P.A.R.S. (Paranormal Activity Research Seekers). We Investigate Paranornal activitiues and so called HAUNTED places so if anyone has any Paranormal phenominon goin on or knows of a so called haunted place give us a shout you can reach me here on FUBAR or at the follwing E-Mail address and we will do our best to do what we can P.A.R.S. is also going to be doin investigations on our own and if you want check out my blog and Ill try to post the results from these and pic's too if possible hope to hear somethin soon give us a shout now dont be bashul!!!!! lol
Wanna Own Me????
=== 'Lil Vixen**OWNED BY UMMMMM.....**Pr0MoTeR MnGr @ DEVILS REJECTS* ~*CUPCAKE MAFIA PROSPECT~*' wrote the following at '2009-03-28 00:05:34'.. > > > > > > > > COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM > UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM > HES UP FOR SALE > > CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON THIS SEXY FUMAN > > > > > (repost of original by 'PERPETUAL BLISS~PROMOTER/GREETER MANAGER AT CLUB TOOSEXY~' on '2009-03-27 21:00:23') > (repost of original by 'UMMMMM ......owner of Lil Vixen' on '2009-03-27 21:27:03')
I Dont Understand Guys
My Boyfriend
well to start off i met my boyfriend at work the first day we talk as friends then the 2nd day we decide to be together and its been great every since we are gonna get married soon i hope really soon cause i really love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him and show him that i will be good to him....
I will draw thorns from your feet. We will walk the White Path of Life together. Like a brother of my own blood, I will love you. I will wipe tears from your eyes. When you are sad, I will put your aching heart to rest. look upon me i am the beast demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my father was a wolf demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my mother was a whore you check and see we aren't like other wolves it's in the blood i wanna be the fucking savior humans are weak what else you fucking do humans are weak i went to hell demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my father was a wolf demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my mother was a whore demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my mother was a whore demonomania, demonomania, demonomania my father was a wolf Cherokee Prayer As I walk the trail of life in the fear of the wind and rain, grant O Great Spirit that I may always walk like a man
Pagan Creed
Pagan Creed I am Pagan and I dedicate myself to channeling the spiritual energy of my inner self to help and to heal myself and those around me. I know that I am a part of the whole of nature. May I grow in understanding of the unity of all nature. May I always walk in balance. May I always be mindful of the diversity of nature as well as it's unity and may I always be tolerant of those whose race, appearance, sex, sexual preference, culture and other ways differ from my own. May I use psychic powers wisely and never for aggression or for malevolent purposes. May I never direct it to curtail the free will of another. May I always be mindful that I create my own destiny and reality, and that I have the power within me to create positivity in my life. May I always act in honorable ways: being honest with myself and others, keeping my word whenever I have given it, fulfilling all responsibilities and commitments I have taken on to the best of my ability. May I
Don't Sweat The Small Shit In Life!@!@!@!
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the
About Me
Right I've been on here like a day or so now and I have found one thing out that if you vote someone what you think they are then they'll moan about you then vote you the same or a 1. To be perfectly honest I really don't give a sh*t rate me a -100 if you can Oh and if your going to complain get over yourself its a stupid game/number! Hi I really don't know how to use this thing. Well I'm Chris, I'm 20 and I'm from a place called Evesham in England, but I'm living just outside London atm due to university. I like my sport I love playing football, basketball and american football. I'm part of my university american football team the Hertfordshire Hurricanes who I played Corner for. I love music and I will listen to most types but I'm really into my punk ska etc atm like Less Than Jake, New Found Glory, American Hi-Fi etc
Island dreams in hot solar rays, footsteps on the grainy sand, clear blue oceans where dolphins swim, pina colada's and coconut palms. Stories in reflected glories, with laughing and founding desire, morals be delicious soft silky love, like the wings of a peacefull white dove, Hearts beating in redness fury, a cold strike upon the stone, with love flowing fast and smoothly, a tremble and shake from the bones. myspace graphics IN LOVE I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin beneath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions will now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face Copyright ©2008 Dale
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Diane's Beachwear (client)
wow, it was a long week, but we managed to get through it with flying colors. one of our major accounts, 'Diane's Beachwear' ...was amazing. I had the opportunity to model some of the beachwear, and felt so blessed to have been given that chance. I am far from a model, but WOW...these swim-suit's were super gorgeous! nothing, well maybe something that I could afford, but I will still shop at Target. haha. simplicity is best for me. Anyhow, I just wanted to let everyone know why all of the swimsuit photo's will be posted and why there will be a new folder consisting of these fun shots. most are of my brother's playing with their cell phones', but still exciting to me. have an amazing day everyone. b.t.w., I am psycho according to a jerk. WARNING!!! haha. love you guys!!!
Today Is New
I am moving to Apple Valley, Ohio near Mt. Vernon. i can't wait to get out of morrow county, ohio. and i am promoting a new lounge check it out. This must be blogged. I got to ride on a harley davidson motorcycle today. i loved every minute of it and will remember it forever. He rode up in his leather and asked me if i wanted a ride so i grabbed my shoes and we were off. It was the best feeling in the world. i haven't been riding for 20 years and it was like coming home. Thank you to everyone on fubar. i love this site. Rock on!Bigbutyjudy I am starting over. i am single and live alone for the first time ever. I love it. I want to meet new people and have lots of fun.
Let Me Not Say I Love You
Let me not say I love you Let me not say I love you Although you know that it is true. That phrase has been so much abused. Misunderstood and over used Let me say rather "I think of you. Breathe you. taste you. feel you. dream you." That you help make each day complete. And life has never been so sweet.
About Me
Hi my name is Jeffrey. im 17. i live in kreamer, pa. my b-day is 10-10-91. i like girls who are straight, lesbein, and bisexual.
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What Should I Do Now
what kind of pix do yall think i should start putting up. pix of friends. pix of me. pix of me in work. i have had someone say that they want pix of my dick should i do that? im just not sure what i should do
The Antics
so your shopping, and the lil boy askes, mommy, whats a copstopper? what? you reply you know from that movie... where he says dont move copstopper, and then says, mmm such a good copstopper...... so lets imagine for a moment, that your sitting on the couch with some sexy girl on her knees in front of you. the windows open, blinds up. theres a knock at the door. the girl gets up and looks through the peep hole starts laughing, and calls you over. you look through the peep hole. what do you see? two mormons going door to door to discuss the demorilization of our youth... as you turn back around, she pressess you against the door, drops back down, and continues where she left off. and then you hear one of the people playing there own version of games upstairs, yell out the window to the mormons, "we arent home". doh! be sure to comment so your lil boy is getting dressed for school. and sees you, your eye all most swollen completly shut. what little bit is open, is r
well, I've been away for a year. while my husband was healing from throat cancer. i visited yesturday and people were very welcoming. i had a blast! new things to do and new people to befriend, and new levels to reach. i just wanted to thank all my friends for not forgetting a little magic! /" target=_blank> ® ♕ Make me be good! ♕..Proudly Owned By Teddy Bear Beer Hunter & Crunchman8117@ fubar"> CAC517 - BOMB ME. OWNED BY CHRISTENE316. EVERYONE SHOW HER LOVE!@ fubar Rativs~K.O. GIRL~OWNER@COUNTRY CANNON~OWNED BY☆MÁGIÇ☆ ~angel's playground~ ♥sa@ fubar THANK YOU TO ALL WHO ENTERED THIS AUCTION! I HOPE YOU HAD AS MUCH FUN WITH IT AS I DID! 1ST PLACE:MAKE ME GOOD=AUTO OR CHERRY AND A MORPH 2nd place: cac517= 500k AND A MORPH 3RD PLACE: RATIVS= 300K AND A MORPH AM LOOKING FOWARD TO DOING THIS AGAIN....LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED! THANKS AGAIN TO ALL PEEPS WHO AUCTIONED AND BID!
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18 And Life
recently,heroin claimed my stepsons ex-girlfriend/ distant friend she overdosed after some 3 guys loaded a siringe full of heroin the guy was 6'4 she was 5'1 she was 18 and still wanting to fit in she passed away on the floor of the guys car and the 3 guys are held on man slaughter. also recently a so/so friend of mine from chicago was arrested on 17 counts armed robbery and being on parole for the second time for the same offense he also had a heroin problem what the hell is going on what happened to a good liquir buzz and a sweet toke of the grass is this becoming an eppademic
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The Addict
Sobriety - I don't dare say the word out loud; It is too fragile. I hold onto the moments as they come and try not to let them pass unnoticed. Sobriety - It is like a hand-blown glass ball and I don't want it to break. Every word is thought out before it is spoken. Once and a while, a word slips out in anger, and I hold my breath. "Will it send him to the store?" I silently wonder. When stress happens, and it happens a lot, I wonder if he'll break. He handles it better than I. I wonder if it's because he knows what's in his head and I don't. I love him more than words could ever express. I have prayed for this day to come, but I am on edge. We have been here before and I can not forget how it all came crashing down. I will not take this for granted. Thank you God for the blessings you have bestowed upon me, upon us. When life is down, I try to remember what I have. So, every day is a new beginning - a new chance to build the life we were meant to have - a new chance
Locked away from society living in a cell twenty two hours a day, it's every mans hell. Expected to be stroung and not to shed a tear woundering if LOVE will survive id but my only fear. My mind keeps on struggling to keep it's self sane but this is hard to do while dealing with miserys pain. So i remove myself from the present and not dwell upon the past, but pray for the future and hope it will come fast. Untill it does arrive and i can once again be free. I'll be just anouther number but wanting to be me...... If you love someone, you will be loyal to them no matter the cost. You will always belive in them, always expect the best of them, and always stand your ground defending them. For love is patient and kind, neaver jealous or envious, never bostful or proud, neaver haughty or selfish or rude. Love is the most special gift you can give to someone for LOVE goes on FOREVER!!!! Make a wish, find a dream, choose a shooting star. Let your hopes and spirits soar high and free an
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Maddie's Life
I am a 50 yr old that has had a lot of hard times. I have been made stronger, or so I am told I am stronger for it. I won't bore you with the details, but I will tell you this, I am not a pushover, nor am I ready for someone to tell me what I want to hear. Tell me honestly what is on your mind, but remember, I am a real person and not just a pic that is on a website. I have been told things that hurt me deeply about my looks, but they don't know the real me. The person that wears her heart on her sleeve. The person that would give everything she has if possible to help someone but will not be played for a fool anymore. People that I trusted, turned out not to be the friends I thought they were, when I lost money, they turned away. When I was making money they were there. When I lost my house they acted as if they did not know me. I learned real quick who I could and could not trust. I am a true friend that keeps secrets and does not tell a soul. I am honest and trustworthy, damn I am
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What do you do when ur wife wants to play single on internet an have nothing to do with you unless you at home with her then she acts like nothings going on an she not doing anything wrong I'm little puzzled. Here I like to know should I just ignore it or wat should I do I have tried wat I know to do Plz help
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
Loving This Monday
I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You by Pablo Neruda I do not love you except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, From waiting to not waiting for you My heart moves from cold to fire. I love you only because it's you the one I love; I hate you deeply, and hating you Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you Is that I do not see you but love you blindly. Maybe January light will consume My heart with its cruel Ray, stealing my key to true calm. In this part of the story I am the one who Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you, Because I love you, Love, in fire and blood.
Kinna's Journal
Childhood grandmother. Her writing raised others Claiming: Poor marriage endeavors! Marriage extended, married, Respect of husband. Yet, she too, is she that is! The volunteer forgot. Want, claims to know. Marriage became home. After house, and before you,Unleashed me my switch. She that is! Easygoing females. Alcohol leaving. Religious flipped. She that is. Beliefs, I many allowed. And who doesnt reflect? Is she unreasonable? No. She too, is. For the Last 10 years, I have written a Poem for My son to mark His Birthdays....Below is Our Favorite......It is called "At This Moment". It is a letter poem from a favorite memory of my son......This was presented to him on his 17th Birthdays this past September.....I hope you like it as much as we do......enjoy....... hugs AT THIS MOMENT I am peering through a window, watching you. I wonder to myself, "How
Wheres The Outlaws Here
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Music Discussion
As rock music changes, is it still all about sex, drugs, and Rock 'n Roll? I think is no. When I see the music video's or listen to the words of the songs, they never talk about sex, drugs, and Rock n' Roll. (e.x. 10 Years "Beautiful" or 3 Doors Down "It's Not My Time") let me know what you think...... With all the videos and blogs, would we be left with nothing but the music in the feuture? I honestly don't know. So please let me know what you think about this? With hundreds of bands and thousands of tours, what is touring all about? Is it about pleasing the fans, promoting the music, or is it about the dedication to the road?.....Me personaly, I feel it's all the above. Putting on a good show for the fans, playing the new music, and going from city to city and playing in front of thousands of screaming fans. Let me know what you think......
What Am I Doing For You For Easter
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sitting here alone in my head and wondering why im here. wondering if im good enough to exist in this hell. maybe im just crazy enough to fit in. or maybe im too disgusting to be looked at. so beauty is shallow and brains are nothing anymore. your best is never enough even when you think so. but it doesn't matter anymore because i love you. you don't even know me but somehow i love you. all those false images of me will come back to haunt me if we should ever meet. so stay where you are and pretend that im what you want me to be. that girl that is prefect in your eyes with the beautiful voice and fool yourself once more
Run Away
  Sometimes I feel Like I wanna leave this place for goodUnder the groundI'll live down there without a soundAnd never hearThese hissing voices all the sameI'll disappearCausing living makes me feel ashamedI must believeThere's more above us and belowI must believeStranded with this bitch called hopeIt keeps me hearWhen all I wanna do is goIt keeps me here When all I wanna do is disappearIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me herrI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearThe city movesLunges up right from the groundThe seething EarthIt opens up and spits us outThis vicious childNature never wanted usThis vicious childA cancer burning black into it's heartIf this is itWhen all we have and ever willIf this is itTime is running out and standing stillI'll leave todayCause there's nothing left to keep me hereI'll fade awayI'll turn my back and disappearSometimes I feelLike I wa
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We'll today I went in to buy some smokes. yA YA i know I need to quit. My kids ( 14yr, 13yr,5yr) sat in the truck which I parked right infront of the door. I walked in and no one was in there and I got carded. I gave the lady my drivers license she read my birthdate out loud then looked over to the other lady ( who I knew) and she noded. The one lady had a funny look on her face like she couldn't believe my age. I got back in the truck and was thinking wtf. My kids started laughing and telling me the lady who looked at my license gave me a funny look like she couldn't believe my age. I looked at my son and said ahh so I guess I don't have any bags under my eyes today lol. He laughed and said nope. It's been a while since I've been carded just kinda shocked me. It did make me feel alittle better though since Im turning 31 in May.
I'm So Why Not!
~Have you thought about an ex today? sigh..yes.. ~Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? No one has my heart! ~Would you date someone who lived in another state? eh...I's possible ~Could you handle a long distance relationship? I can...I don't trust guys ~When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't? Prolly today sometime..who knows ~Relationships or one night stands? Relationships ~When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? this afternoon ~Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Of course. Do I look like I really give a shit though? ~Do you laugh a lot? Probably too much ~Do you consider yourself lucky? I'm the unluckiest girl you'll meet ~Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you? I dunno RIP Phone ~Do you think you're pregnant? HELL to the NO! ~You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? I have one..m I Did A Survey
First thing you wash in the shower? my hair What color is your favorite hoodie?'s my jackass hoodie Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? i dunno. maybe How are you feeling RIGHT now? well crampy and tired Whats the closest thing to you that's red? lol umm you don't want to know Tell me about the last dream you remember having? i was buying a snake and was given a gaboon viper for free Did you meet anybody new today? no Are you emotional? i am a female Do you like cottage cheese? YUCKY What’s the closest sparkly thing to you? my hair clip that's in my hiar Like the person your dating? sure, he's a great invisible guy What was the last CD you bought? i don't buy cds Last time you cried? today while i was waiting on a funeral to drive by me The last person you held hands with? i think it was my little buddy terry Do you sleep with the TV on? no, but i sleep with the radio on Do you hate or dislike more tha
Only The Weak Run
A Manchester West High School graduate who rescued two fellow soldiers from a burning vehicle six months ago died from wounds received while on ground patrol in Afghanistan, military officials at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, said yesterday. Zachary D. Tellier, a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne, listed his official address as Charlotte but considered himself a Manchester, N.H., resident, said his mother, Pamela Morse, of Falmouth, Mass. Tellier, who was 31, died Saturday, and Morse said she learned of his death Sunday afternoon. Tellier died from gunshot wounds received during a prolonged firefight with the Taliban, said his wife, Sara Tellier. Tellier (pronounced te-LEAR) attended grade school and middle school in Bedford and graduated from West High School in 1994, Morse said. He graduated from American University, returned to Manchester and moved to Charlotte in 2004. He was working as a carpenter when he enlisted two years ago, his mother said. "He wanted to feel success
I'm Still Standing
By Lt. Col. John Valledor On any given day, thousands of Soldiers are manning static gun positions all over Iraq as part of cohesive, forward-based force protection measures.Radical Shiite militants taught our nation a painful lesson in 1983 with the high-profile suicide truck bombing of the U.S. Marine barracks at the Beirut, Lebanon, International Airport. Fast-forward to 2007 in Iraq, and the threat of suicide truck bombings is all too real and pervasive.Very few Soldiers burdened with the task of securing their bases will ever face the reality of having to make on-the-spot life saving decisions of applying deadly force in a suicide attack scenario. For Spc. Brandon Rork, a 24-year-old mortarman from Norwood, Ohio, that life-altering moment occurred one hot Sunday afternoon in a small village on the banks of the Euphrates River. June 10, 2007 started out like any typical day in the Iraqi farmstead of Sadr Al-Yusufiyah. Rork began his shift on the machine gun position located
For Console Gamers
I have been a member of Netflix for a long time now. I recently purchased a Nintendo Wii system and own a PS2 and XBox as well. I thought it would be cool to start renting games the way I had been renting movies through the mail. After searching prices and whatnot, I found that claimed to be the fastest shippers of games because they would ship as soon as the USPS got the game at their offices instead of waiting for it to get all the way back to the warehouse. They were also a few dollars/month cheaper, so I signed up for their 10-day free trial. I went through all the proper steps and added about 40+ games to my Q so there would be no issues with availability (at least 20 said they were "Available Now"). I had a slight tech issue with moving the games around in my Q, so I used their site to inform them of the issue. I received this response the next day. "Greetings Melani,
For My Father On His Birthday
My dad would be 87 today...just having him close in my thoughts and heart. Luther van Dross-Dance With My Father Again -
March 31, 2009
Im sick. I have being sick. Its possibly to the fact that I havent slept all weekend, but who knows. Tomorrows the day I finally move into my apartment. Im pretty excited about that. Ive also decided that Im ready to share some of my poetry. I dont show them to many people cause poetry was my way of expressing my feelings. This one is titled Lifeless. Her face was blank like an eraser had come and taken her emotion away Her body was still no movement nor pulse no tremble nor twitch Her hair was black as black as the winter nights sky with no stars Her blood was glowing red as the holy heart oozing and dripping from her body I was frozen could not move could not breathe watching her lay there Lifeless. Thanks for reading.
To See To Hear To feel To breathe With you beside me Its almost a dream I hate you like you hate me I love you like you wouldnt believe I adore you and wish to be like you I want you
Job Interview Thursday
I Have A Job Interview Thursday @ 3pm At Tim Hortons....They R The Only Call Me For A Job Interview...I Hope That I Get The Job So I Can Have Money Comin In So I Can Pay My Bills....I Let EveryOne Know How It Want Thursday And See What My Hours R When I Get There And See When I Start...So I'm Not Goin 2 Be On That Much...
Cherry Bombs And Auto 11s
Auto 11s..... This is just for me really. I am a non VIP status and rewarded 56 points for rating a VIP's picture with auto 11s. To rate a folder of 250 pictures, I get 14,000 points. To rate a folder of 100 pictures, I get 5,600 points. I have yet to check the points without being sh^tfaced. ________________________________________________ Simply a 10.... Heres the kicker. To rate a picture a normal 10, I get 2 points. The VIP member I rated with that normal 10, received 13 points. So for me to rate 250 pictures on a VIP (I hear VIPS get a few more points) I get 500 points and the get 3250 points. Doing the math, 100 pictures rated a 10 is just 200 points in my favor and just 1,300 in theirs. ________________________________________________ Cherry Bombs. Those having a bomb active and rating auto 11s and an album of 250 pictures get 29,375. Rate a person without auto 11s running and its 14,688. The person rated without having autos or a VIP status gets 13,750. So of course, pe
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Sexy Sweet Sinsations
Well lately I have confounded the wise and I have laid my emotions to rest. my heart in shambles, picking up the pieces isnt easy, but im not alone. and with every new endeavor comes a new outlook in life. im tired of this, and i will let it die. amidst the darkness... comes light. in the most beautiful of kinds. my dear friend i love you. armed with a flashlight and that dazzling smile i came to you with my doubt and my fears the heart i pinned to my sleeve had become a mess of tears on the floor as you bent to pick up the mess i had made our eyes connected and our hearts touched you have changed my life. late nights become our emotional burial grounds riddled pieces clutter the floor the sounds of laughter drown out the breaking of two hearts that had once been long tarnished hope flutters, leaving our heads spinning wishing this night could last forever the dimming of our eyes tells us its time ill be waiting, wishing, hoping to find love in the eyes that loo
Random Thoughts
I know GFR has treated me well. But theres a few that shafted alot of ppl for being loyal to the gfr name. I was one of those ppl that got screwed over. For some reason I am still compelled to go into gfr. There has been many firings and ppl quiting gfr cause of the bullshit. There are a few others that are staff that never go in there and have loyalties else where. But how can someone have loyalties to other places still be staff in gfr? Oh wait I know why, they are fakes and tell the owner everything he wants to hear!!!!!!!!!
New Internet Worm Set To Attack April 1
A cyber Trojan worm is expected to hit millions of computers on April 1, but whether it will unleash a harmless April Fool's joke or a dastardly criminal plot, no one knows. The Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) has issued a warning about the latest version of the Conficker worm, which could potentially have infected any computers running a Microsoft operating system. CIRA, which manages Canada's dot-ca (.ca) domain name registry, says that the worm will force infected computers to connect randomly to about 50,000 web URLs a day beginning April 1. But what could happen when those computers reach those websites is anyone's guess. Files on the websites could instruct the worm to do anything from steal passwords or banking information, to delete a person's hard drive to simply sending spam messages. As CTV's technology expert Kris Abel explains, computer researchers made a breakthrough this week that will allow network administrators the ability to remotely ident
The Punisher
My response to his mumm Wow all i can say is punisher you have more issues then time magazine. all i can say is are you mad cus she is way out of your class? can't take the heat? I can tell you she is a great person, But you will never know that. Also goes to show you adultness you have to make a mumm to try and belittle her? Yea. Way to go. Grow up. This site has an age limit and cleary you have not hit it yet. Sometimes people act like there shit don't stink.. maybe he needs to chase his own tail. To get a wiff of that swamp ass
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who will like me for me. Someone who is honest and straight up! It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. It is important that a man makes you laugh. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. Love {la-huv} (verb) Gives someone the ability to destroy your heart, but trusting them enough not to! A TRUE MAN DOES NOT NEED TO ROMANCE A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY NIGHT. A TRUE MAN ROMANCES THE SAME GIRL THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Here in America, we are supposed to be a country that is for the people, so why don't we take care of our people? What I am referring to is our health care crisis. Maybe not all people see this, but many do. Take Hilary Clinton for example; she proposed a system of universal health care for us here in the U.S because she too noticed the deficiency of the current system that we do have. It might not have been carried out, but at least she opened the eyes of many Americans who knew little about other health care options. If you believe that the system we have now is just fine, I would like you to explain your reasoning. Then I would like to ask you: If we have such a great health care program, then why are we going to have to watch over 18,000 people die this year alone due to the fact that they don't have, and can't afford, health care? And why are we going to have to witness hundreds more who will lose a limb or be severely wounded, and all they can do is attempt to patch themselves
He was just a little boy, On a week's first day. Wandering home from Bible school, And dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; He even found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy milkweed pod, And blew out all the 'filler.' A bird's nest in a tree overhead, So wisely placed up so high. Was just another wonder, That caught his eager eye. A neighbor watched his zig zag course, And hailed him from the lawn; Asked him where he'd been that day And what was going on. 'I've been to Bible School ,' He said and turned a piece of sod.. He picked up a wiggly worm replying, 'I've learned a lot about God.' 'M'm very fine way,' the neighbor said, 'for a boy to spend his time.' 'If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime.' Quick as a flash the answer came! Nor were his accents faint. 'I'll give you a dollar, Mister, If you can tell me where God ain't...' Have a great week! Psalm;91: The An
I have photo shop 7.0 and love to play with it. If you have a pic you want touched up mail me and we can talk details. I can add a personal message, touch up imperfections such as scars, whiten teeth, change the color of your clothes.... and some other fun stuff. If you want a photo shopped pic let me know which pic and what you want done... make an offer and we can go from there. If you are not sure what is fair add that and I will try to suggest something. Happy snapping shutter bugs.
Just Thoughts...
Wakened to another cursed day, I breathe the stale air of remorse. I want to leave this monotony behind, and end all that I hate to witness. Love is weak and pointless, allow the hate to prevail within. The burning passion for destruction, it pulls me under to see my destiny. Down that path of devastation, I see my reflection of a damaged soul. The broken heart among the shame, my permanent reminder of misery. I will inhale the smoke of anger, and taste Death’s kiss. By my own hand, I will bleed my life down to nothing, and open my arms to Death’s embrace. The razor so inviting, the sting so enticing. The hot sensation of the crimson nectar, A comfort in its own. Let this feeling take me over to my final passing. I want to hurt her, make her feel a pain she’s never known. Her delicacy, I want to shatter. bruise upon bruise, scar upon scar. I will break her very existence, I will damage her very soul. I see no worth of her life, no value to her breath. The
I'm thinking about just giving up!
Sunday School
Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
STAND We stand here in this world looking around. Trying to decide which path to take in life. Trying to take the correct path. Is it the left or is it the right or is it in front of us? There isn't a sign telling which way to go. We need to make mistakes, so we can learn from them. We couldn't be human if we didn't make mistakes. None of us are perfect, not even close. There are so many different paths to take in our lives. Some of us may take the easier path and some my take the hardest path. The easier path may seem to be the hardest path to take. The hardest path may be the easier path to take. It's up to us to decide which path in life to take. As we walk along the path, we choose we can always ask for as for help or guidance. As humans mistakes are apart of life. We couldn't be human if we didn't make mistakes. None of us are perfect, not even close. Who knows what's in our future, all we can do is Try to find the correct path to take in our lives. The
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In Need Of Help
I have a want that is slowly turning into a need and when it reaches that point the next step is not care if I get it or not.  I want to be wanted, I want to be important to someone but I am not and I know I also know I am in love with someone I am not important to
Naughty Fairy Tale:
Kelly was one of the swans. You know them every school has them But Kelly was the queen, one of those Nymphets blessed from the beginning with the perfect body and perfect smile. The kind of girl who blossom magically from cute kid to curvaceous woman without the awkward puberty stage the majority of us suffer through. I wasn't so lucky, and Kelly let me know that every day for four years. She had it for me, putting me down when ever she could from the first day of school on through graduation. She wasn't just a bitch to me but to almost every girl at school who didn't make the cheer leading squad (or who didn't care to try out). The typical ugly duckling, I had no idea that someday I might actually join the ranks of the white feathered ones. Or that the very a condor, an egret, some beautiful creation that would make bird watchers (and girl watchers) stop and take notice. My legs grew before the rest of me developed, so I was extra tall for a freshman. I didn't get over being gangly
Sailing along a smooth piece of ocean No waves in sight, just the perfection of Nature at her best Closing your eyes to enjoy these feelings floating around you Hands closing over the life growing inside of you Turning your life upside down and inside out Knowing that no matter what You'll do everything in your power to protect that life................................................................................................... CRASH Such simple words printed on the screen Yet they have the power to destroy your whole world Everything you've had figured out, destroyed from those words Watching the waves crash around you The sky turning a dark, rolling mass of terror All your fears pressing down around you Curling your arms protectively around that precious life growing in you Bracing your body against the waves and vicious winds swirling around you Not allowing those fears and terrors to stop you from standing up for your chil
Trains,clubs And Bus
Fubar's Pink Girls Club In order to join do the following, men are welcome too: rate these pictures then: 1)RATE 2)ADD 3)FAN everyone on the list, the ones already on your list, let them know your joining "Fubar's Pink Girls Club" once your done send a PM to TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar THE GIRLS ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Proudly Owned By~Dr@gonMaster©~FU Bomber~Sarges Bad Girl@ fubar S@ssi~N~B@d ~'LilOne'~DSC~Srg'sBadGrl~FuFinestLvler ~@ fubar *Pink0828*@ fubar ~?~TEXAS TWISTER~?~TEXASMAN'S FU FIANCEE~?~SHADOW LEVELER?CLUB UNITED&#@ fubar
Awesome Words ( Deliever Me )
Dear Walter,   I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I  hadn't driven more  than a mile down the road when the engine conked out  and the car  shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.. When  I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in  our bedroom with the  neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.  When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that  they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has 
Tiggea's Hummmmm!!!!!
Ok i got beef!!!! I want to know why if you have friends and you think their good friend, how come when they have something good happen to then you are the first to say something, but when you have something good happen you get nothing? Ok it's open people let Tiggea know whats up.
Please Help
Im not exactly sure how to get all this out and still make sense, I suck with wording sometimes, please bare with me... I have been with my kids father for 10 years, all together... we split up for most of 07 but we are back together now... have been since nov 07... when I was gone, he was with this other chic and while he was with her, he ended up getting addicted to pain killers. she had like three different types and was more than happy to share them with him... well, now he FINALLY wants to get off of them... he had his first appointment at a methadone (sp?) clinic this morning and he says he feels pretty positive that it will be a good thing here's where I need the help: Do any of you know anyone that has ever been through this??? Was there still a detox period?? Is there ANYTHING at all that I can do to help make things easier for him?? we might not always get along but I will always love him and dont want to see anything bad happen to him any suggestions are
Under my required courses it says I have to take a computer literacy course. And this course I have to take is all about learning how to use Microsoft Office 2007. Why? Also, I understand if you want to rate people 'honestly' on fubar. But a 1? Am I really? I have all my teeth. And two eyes that point straight forward. So... Why?
Ass-hole nolan_84: there's your 1, it wouldn't let me rate a negative number, go fuck yourself fat ugly bitch ->nolan_84: keep thinking that, lots of men want me, i dont have to go around looking for some person to talk to me nasty and never would, take ur dumbass away from my sb nolan_84: well you better hold on to his stupid ass because if you lose that one, you probably wont get another one ->nolan_84: omg i have a man and told u that, and i am beautiful........u are ugly as fuck, and the status is a joke, dumbass nolan_84: so go back to pretending that you're getting some dick because that's as good as it's going to get for you nolan_84: apparently you didn't deserve to be beautiful...that's why you're NOT....i added you for the points, and i made a joke about your sucking off a pillow, your lonely and pathetic, so much that you pretend a pillow is a dick ->nolan_84: i dont give a shit about what u think about me, u dont even deserve to have a di
Rez. Alert
Mar 26, 2009 12:06 ET Native Americans Face Third World Conditions at the Hands of Electric Company. Reports CAN-DO Central Electric Cooperative Disconnects Electricity in Nation's Poorest County Despite Freezing Temperatures. FORT THOMPSON, SD--(Marketwire - March 26, 2009) -Temperatures reaching below 7 degrees F with the wind chill and blizzards on the Crow Creek Reservation this week have become an emergency situation as Central Electric Cooperative continues cutting power, leaving many residents in the nation's poorest county without heat, losing their food, water, and in some cases, threatening their lives. 'This is blatant abuse and the destruction of a community,' stated Eric Klein, Founder of CAN-DO. 'What people need to understand is that when a person gets their power cut, they not only lose their heat and lights, but they also lose their food and often times water when their pipes can break due to freezing temperatures, costing the residents thousands of dollars in rep
I'm Wondering
Dear Mr.  President:     I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health,  and I would like to ask you to assist me.     We're  planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,  and  we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.   We plan  to skip all the legal stuff    like visas, passports, immigration  quotas and laws.     I'm  sure they handle those things the same way you do here.     So, would  you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my  way  over?     Please  let him know that I will be expecting the following:   1. Free  medical care for my entire family.     2.  English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,   whether I use them or not.     3. Please  print all Mexican government forms in English.     4. I want  my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking   (bi-lingual) teachers.     5. Tell  their schools they need to include classes on American culture and   history.   
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) Copy and paste and make a new bulletin! ! ! ! ! ! ! !January 1-Dustin Engler!!!January 2 -January 3 -January 4 -January 5 -January 6 -Courtney BryantJanuary 7 -Ricky "Dunn Dunn"January 8 -January 9 -January 10-January 11-January 12 -January 13 -Judge D.January 14 -Samantha marie KlossJanuary 15 -autumn nicole pateee(:
MY FRIST AUTO11S NEED HELP plz go to this link an vote on just my pic
Is This Really That Wrong?
Mystic Encounter
Sit back and relax your mind As are thoughts become intertwine Addicted to your intellect Beginning to pick your brain As insane as that may sound I’m more attracted and aroused By are deep conversations As we lay on the bed Talking about the past And the future that lies ahead For others talks about Religion and Government might be a bit much but to us it feels better then Just sweating up the sheets Because physically you got me Mentally you feel me Sexually you please me But intellectually you read me And remind me that there’s many ways to climax The orgasmic feeling that comes over me when we connect On a different level As the sun makes it way around the earth We have given birth to future conversations As I’m patiently waiting to get back inside your beautiful psyche An open invitation Hoping that you will except Going another round with me as we Have mind sex
Love At First Sight.
This is a Video of a man/tranny that i met in West Hollywood, CA...its a pretty good 5 minn but OMG!! Watch if you dare.       Love at First Sight by Wislawa Szymborska They both thought that a sudden feeling had united them This certainty is beautiful, Even more beautiful than uncertainty. They thought they didn't know each other, nothing had ever happened between them, These streets, these stairs, this corridors, Where they could have met so long ago? I would like to ask them, if they can remember - perhaps in a revolving door face to face one day? A "sorry" in the crowd? "Wrong number" on the 'phone? - but I know the answer. No, they don't remember. How surprised they would be For such a long time already Fate has been playing with them. Not quite yet ready to change into destiny, which brings them nearer and yet further, cutting their path and stifling a laugh, escaping ever further; There were signs, indications, undecipherable, what
Ladies Welcome Here Add Me!!!
Ladies welcome here add me!!!!
Who Are We
That alarm clock cannot defend itself As water cannot walk on land Stars cannot fall to earth I cannot walk in space. We are all and we are none. The object rings The element splashes The energy shines The human laughs We are all and we are none. The object breaks. The element freezes The energy fades The human dies. We are all and we are none.
Ok I am in alot of pain and trying to keep up here I dont know if i will be on much more it is really killing me I am to the point that i was B4 and it sucks I hope I dont have to have Surgery again...Omg just venting and in alot of pain!!!
Without you Life is colorless The flowers Emit no scent There is no Bird song The sun forever Remains hidden Behind cloud The wind blows Bitter through The world Everything is frozen When you left You took with you All the worlds warmth You took the bright, Happy, lovely So here I sit Amidst the cold And the dark And I cry For the birds, The flowers, The sun, The world, But mostly I cry for the void That now resides Within my chest
Gonna Be M.i.a Til After Easter
Okay so just a heads up, I will be hit and miss for the next week and completely gone Wed-Sun.... My daughter has passed all qualifications for the Army BCT...and we are attending graduation in South Carolina, and then driving her to her AIT post in Alabama... I am one VERY proud Mama...and the few days I get to hold her and see her will make up for these past 10,,,but these next five days will be spent preparing for that trip and getting everything together...I joined Fubar to get me through the days she was gone, and found many GREAT friends here that mean the world to me...THANK YOU! So until Tuesday April 7th (Nik's B-day, happy birthday baby)...I will be hit n miss, but please don't forget me whie I'm gone, cause come April 13th I'm back with a whole new lease on life and a refreshed vengence!!!! I love you Phuckers, you really are a family I have come to cherish, love, and depend on! Tony, Rick, and Michael...the three best guy friends a girl could ask for.
Trading Bling Packs
Kids Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________________
Auto 11 Auction
i have 35 blings up for auction, im gonna run it for a couple of weeks, the bid starts at 6million few bucks the least you can bid is 6million fu bucks, now you can offer other things other then just fubucks to go with the fubucks to sweetin the deal, after the 2 weeks up i'll decide wich bid is the best bid for me, an the winner will get all 35 bling credits
Proud Parent
somthing for all you out there to think about. being a single parent is several jobs in one along with your full time job. here is a list some of the jobs we do. please feel free to add to them. Maid Baby sitter cook Nurse Counsler judge coach teacher
Rage, Lady Gaga (tranny) Performance.
Lady Gaga performance at Rage- West Hollywood, CA  
Watch Out Ladies *warning*
  Watch out for Red Fades to Black Ladies! He is a Major Player! He told me & 4 other girls the same load of BS! I love you, I want you, I need you, I am willing to give up everything to move there & be with you! Click the Pic Below to View his page!
Tough Times..hard Choices
i am so exhausted yet cannot sleep because there is so much on my mind. phillip and i have been together for over 5 years now and it hasnt been a day in the park by no means. the only thing we agree on is that we have two beautiful and loving girls. i want the gf/bf relationship to end. i am tired of being full of hatred and being mean to him that isnt who i am. when i am playing with our girls (which is everyday) i am so happy, i couldnt be happier being around them. i wont lie sometimes it is nice to have a break but i couldnt stay away from them for longer than half a day. phillip and i broke up last year around jan. and i went to stay at my moms for a while. i was miserable without seeing them everyday. i want phillip and i to seperate because we fight about everything and anything. he says mean things and so do i, but what hurts is that our girls are here when we fight. i dont want them growing up in an enviroment full of fighting and hatred. they are the only thing that matters t
I Want To Start A Lounge And I Need Help
I want to start a very hot lounge. I want there to be the hottest girls and amazing music. If your a Dj I need you. I also need promoters, cam girls, greeters, etc. I know we can make this one hot lounge. If your willing to help then comment me or message me. I want reliable people and I want to make it very sexy! Help me out!
Qualifying Rainouts
Qualifying Rainout !       Last week I turned on the tube to watch Martinsville  qualifying & as soon as I seen the tarps on the cars I got this familiar frustrated feeling in my gut, the same one I have felt for the past two seasons when qualifying has gotten rained out.     I really can't figure out why NASCAR will measure down to a fraction of an inch to make it fair and equal for everyone, but yet do something that I feel is totally unfair when it comes to setting the field when qualifying is rained out.    The current method of setting the field according to the point standings would be fine if it only happened once or twice a season. But for the past two seasons it seems like there were times when every other weekend qualifying was getting rained out.   So to start my list of unfairness the first is that the points leader would have no where near the number of pole positions in a season if it wasn't for qualifying rainouts.     Second is that there are a number of tracks where tr
I started college online in February for a degree in Criminal Justice. I will graduate in 2012 with a bachelor's at which time I am going to pursue a career with the Ohio Highway Patrol.
so tired of everything going on with the economy.. and the war still going on.  Think its about time something is done.  So frustrated ..hearing how the presidents trying to find ways to help us out of money crunches..but everyone else is wanting to put us in one.  Guess you can see that I am just frustrated..and its got nothing to do with sex. LOL. I Just paid my cable has went up 16dollars..I do not know why? What does that have to do with whats going on in the world?  My electric has went up 20 dollars also. I do not know why that has anything to do with it either. I read where the electric company has been given permission to raise prices for next 3 to 4yrs also.  Gas prices have went back up..even though theres no shortage on it. Then they wonder why people are foreclosing ..etc.  How is someone suppose to live?  
I`m Sorry
I`m Sorry for having feelings for you even though these feelings are new I`m sorry for caring for you as a friend and in time my heart will mend I`m sorry for thinking that you would be mine but I guess everything turned out fine I`m sorry for pushing things way to far I wiah i could bottle these feelings up in a jar I`m sorry for dreaming of you but my dreams felt so real and so true The one big thing that I`m really sorry for is the fact that I fell in love with you Now that I said I`m sorry for everything I have done The last thing I have to say is YOU WON
Samantha Tha Pantha
Hey Everyone,How about having a get together with some friends with no obligation and having me over to show some of the great new products party lite has to offer.....April is a great month for both guests with awesome sales and for the hostess you get to double your credit.....Check out my attached flyer and let me know if you are interested. Please know that you don't have to have a party in your home you can also do a book party which is the same as me hosting it minus the goodies and fun.....Guest Offers: Specials: hold on if April isn't good for you how about may.....Check out these great hostess specials for May.....Hostess Specials: but the guest specials aren't ready yet.....Would anyone be interested in either hosting a book party or a home party? April is the
Sexy Sue
On Beyond Z
A - Available: for extreme dating experiences... - Age: 30 - Annoyance: ignorance (there is no bliss you mindless fuckwits) - Animal: wolf B - Beer: Cherry bomb at the folk festival - Birthday: 29th september - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes! and lips - Best feeling in the world: wow do you know there are just so many?! - Blind or Deaf?: well neither... - Best weather: thunder storms! love storms - Been in Love?: nope... - Been on stage?: >_> once or twice... - Believe in Magic?: i really really want to C - Candy: sure why not? - Color: burgundy - Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate - Chinese or Mexican?: fajitas nom nom nom :) - Cake or pie?: cake mmm - Continent to visit: all of them!!! - Cheese: mature - then a little goes a long way D - Day or Night?: Night - Dance in the rain: oh god yes! E - Eyes: brown... - Everyone's got a: tree to hug right? - Ever failed a class?: no F - Full name: empress of the fucking universe, tassaura, or just cat - First thoughts waking up: oh shit
Unjust And Unfair
  In the 39 years I have been on this earth I have seen many different things that make me proud to be an American. However on April 2, 2009 I witnessed the the single biggest moment of shame I have ever felt. I have always felt that while our court system is not the most perfect in the world it is still one of the best that there is, how could I have been so wrong? Twenty years ago a young man suffered from blackouts cause by a chemical imbalance in his brain. It was during one of these blackouts that the single most tragic event in his life happened, the death of his son. This young man was watching his two children, a daughter who was a year and a half old and a son who was 2 months old, when he suffered one of these blackouts. When he came back around he noticed his son was not breathing. He attempted to use CPR to save his son's life but as CPR is not required to raise a child he did not know the proper way to do it on an infant and was not able to save him. This young man would
Saw the world turning in my sheets and once again I cannot sleep. Walk out the door and up the street; look at the stars beneath my feet.
The First Of Many Poisonous Entries
Well its that time of year again!!! Im at my Aunt Sandys and Uncle Parrs place...and so far Im having a great time I miss tommie immensely however, and sometimes he dances around in my head and distracts me...but thats alright....I know Im coming back to him....and that is a comfort. The drive to North Dakota starts on monday....and wednesday is my 20th birthday....Holy fucking shit Im not going to be a teenager weird!!! Anyway, just wanted to write a stat...signing off!! If I have my whole life ahead of me the why can't I live it? I alwasy disappoint someone. Im so confused and caught in the tight grip of control. Will someone please free me? Im ready for something els
What About Me?
Nickname you prefer: dont have oneAge, including months: 46 & 7 monthsWhat is your ethnic background? German, French, Polish, Hungarian, Irish, English and Italian Real hair color: AuburnAge you got your first piercing/tattoos: 13How many?: 2Shampoo/conditioner : Loreal or aussieDeodorant: SecretPerfume/cologne: GorgioFavorite shirt: Black TSoap?: BODY WASHLotion?: JergensDo you hold grudges or forgive easy?: NOHow many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 4Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NODo you feel like you have everything you want/need?: CLOSEAre you content?: NODo you have any phobias?: HeightsWhats your favorite physical feature about you?: EYES/lipsWhats your favorite part of your personality?: HonestyWhat do you wanna be when you grow up?: EmployedIs 30 old?: ITS THE NEW TWENTIESDo you have a crush on anyone?: YESWhat's the prettiest part of your body?: EYES If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?: IrelandMovie yo
Blujaketgirl Fu Hearts Big Pimpin' 911
Things Women Say
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:
14 Dead 4 More Wounded
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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason
Ok guys watch out for SexyChristina she claims to be from usa but is actualy in lagos nigeria has fake pics and will not prove she is real,dont call the phone number they give you either it may be a scam. will get you to use yahoo and cannot remember half of the things they say when they talk each time. i traced their ip cause i knew something was not right .fair warning.
Needing Help
Fair maiden, on his back He soars through the skies Over mountains and streams Surveying all the lands The Noble dragon lord A princely sight to see The wind in his face And love in his heart For finding his true love Was not what he sought As he rescued the fair maid From her sacrificial fate But as into her eyes The noble lord did gaze Spellbound by her beauty His heart to her he gave How could a maiden so fair Love a creature like him The dragons questioned Her true love for him His eyes she now gazed into, And answered Him with truth I see your love and honour And so my life I give to you It's just the little homely things,The unobtrusive, friendly things.The "wont-you-let-me-help-you" thingsThat make our pathway light--And its just the jolly, joking things,The "never-mind-the-trouble" things,The "laugh-with-me, it's funny" thingsThat make the world seem bright.For the countless famous things,The wonderous, record-breaking things,THose "never-can-be-equalled" thingsThat all the
Funny Stuff
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the tab
Heart Around You Neck
Is that my heart around your neck I thought I'd lost it again But it's right where I left it Hold on to it as long as you want I know it gets heavy though Don't want it dragging you down Sometimes it's just an albatross Bringing pain and deep regret It doesn't soak up your tears It raises questions you don't like And don't have the answers for But I'll never take it back You can bury it if you want Or wear it for all to see It's just not mine anymore
Help Me Get To The Next Level
The Escapees (The Introduction of The Escapees).   The young goat ran as quickly as his small hooves could carry him, his eyes were wide with the excitement of yet another new and amazing mystery. His mama knew everything. He would ask her to put her velvety nose against his chest and feel the drum that pounded inside. She would lick his forehead, asking what wonderful thing he had discovered now. Then she would explain - in the way that only his mama could do. '' Mama! Mama!'' He stumbled face first into the trough of grain his mama was eating from, his skinny little legs kicking to right himself so he could stare up into her surprised eyes. A few bits of grain stuck to his nose and he sneezed. Laughing, his mama licked them off and then smoothed the ruffled hair on his forehead, her breath was warm and smelled sweet. ''Look at how hard your heart is beating, my beloved! Something amazing must be happening to bring you running so quickly you fell into
Helpful Hints
So yesterday, i tried a different product to fix a water leak.  I was looking for a temporary fix until the weekend was over so I could have more time to mess with it.  I had about a 1/4 inch hole in one of my drain pipes in the wall thats connected for the kitchen sink and a bathroom sink.  The pipe is all threaded and metal with the exception of a little pvc near the actual sinks. After seeing the results of this product, I might have found a permanent fix and not have to change out all the piping which would be extremely difficult to get to.  Plus it is surrounded by other tubing for the heater, hot water heater lines, etc. The product is JB weld.  You've probably seen similar things on info-mercials and not believed them.  Well i'm vouching for this one even though they're not paying me.  I even tested it out on one of my favorite coffee cups that has had the handle broken for a few years.  Now i'm enjoying coffee and a leak free drain pipe today. So ladies, if you have 8 bucks,
Ok, I know my location says I live in Australia, but before that I lived in the United States. So thats where the majority of the Columbia River Gorge photos come from. Im justifiably proud of this region - its where I was born and where I was raised (not counting the odd times I did live somewhere else). The Columbia Gorge is also where a great many of the scenes from the movie Twilight comes from. Yes, its that beautiful there. Before you ask, while I miss the beauty, I don't really miss living there, simply because at heart I'm a wanderer, and I always take pleasure in seeing new places! That is after all why there are photos :P I moved from one state to another, and never ran into anyone I knew online.... I moved back home, and never saw people I knew in real life! I moved overseas, and what happens? I start finding people I knew from my past on websites I visit! Yes, Fubar is the current place where I have met someone who I used to know long ago.... how long ago? well, lets
Nate's 1st Place
I am so very proud of my son Nathan.  He is in the 6th grade.  And he is a maverick.  He won 1st place in his wrestling tournament.  Tell me that don't make a mother proud.
New Lounge Club Snazzy`s
Are You Interested???
Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your YAHOO screen name:(optional) Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all you're looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?:
Life     I sit here with a wall built around me so that no more pain can come in or out I hear voices screaming at me to come out and no matter how much I want to I cant!!!!! I scream back for everyone to leave but they all stay around me and the wall that bounds me and my thoughts… no where to go no one to see I sit there thinking of everything that is in my mind depression consumes my mind and spirit to where I can not release it… so much pain, lies, and abuse bring me to this point in my life… will I ever get better will I ever be free? No one knows… the time I have in this wall that is around me will decide  what my life holds so hold on and keep screaming for me to come out cuz one day I will till then just deal…… ok so theres this guy jesse right??? and we became really good friend just talked everyday and he was there for me and i was there for him
Everyone Read
ok something has happened and i have to move back to is april 4th and i will be leaving this coming weekend...i will not have internet for a bit but i will be getting it back just as soon as i can...Fubar rocks and i have awesome family, friends, and fans...i will not forget anyone even though i will not be able to be on for awhile but im just asking that no one forget me...Lots of love to all my fu-people!!!
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t
Life's Deepest Truths
".i believe the environment should get a stimulus package"- NORTZ   The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship, it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that some one else believes in him and is willin to trust   I found this on Queen Desa's page. This girl has so much wisdome on heer page that i would love to travel her mind in person. Why Gratitude? by LaSara Firefox, MPNLP Gratitude offers benefits that range from the physical, to the psychological, to the spiritual, and affects both our inner and outer lives. Gratitude practice, in and of itself, bring us into creative co-creation with our personal reality, our beloved family and friends, the world, and our experience of it all. In this quick overview of why gratitude practice is such a good idea, we will just scratch the surface of some of these topics. For a deeper look into the pragmatics of how some of this works, see The Science of G
A man that can dance Light kisses on the face Holding my hand Moonlite night walks Long talks A warm bath ran with flower petals and scented oil in it Candles            
I Never Ask For Help
I never ask for anything all you sexy do me a solid and go and vote for my lil sister in the Maxim's hometown hotties can vote once a day till april the 7th....thank you for your time beautiful people... her name is alyse smith  
Want To Stay On My Friends List?
Promo Pic
Hey everyone! I'm on a street team for a metal band called Suicide Death Grip based out of Texas. They are having all the street team members do a promo pic for the band so please go check out their page. They are my num 1 on my friends list and my pic is in the folder called Aprils contest. Leave a comment if u like the pic(not for the squeamish). Thanx and love u all!
Run Lil Chicken
Ya  Know I’ve seen a lot on here and let me tell ya, some people are ju8st chicken shits…. They come to my profile run their fuckin mouth NOTE: while I’m not here… then they block me… If you got something to say, say it while I’m here. Not just run your mouth and then block me.  You want to be a man... well stand up and hear what I have to say.  Grow some balls and face me. By you running your mouth and blocking me is fuckin chicken shit. Don’t pull this shit with knowing what I do or I think YOUR NOT GOD YOU DON’T KNOW ME! If you want to put lies in your mouth at least have some nuts to back them up and have proof…  Check your fuckin page you pussy…  MAIN PAGE 3 PICS! Did I go through your fuckin blogs … NO… did I down rate you NO…  So much for wishing you good luck … now you can go fuck yourself and right now I’m going to do EVERYTHING to fuck you over since you felt the need to say
Career Related
WATERTOWN, N.Y. -- There were few dry eyes at Saturday's memorial at Jefferson Community College for slain paramedic student Mark Davis. The 25 year old was shot while responding to a call on January 31st by the person he was trying to help. Mark Davis, an EMT, a brother, a friend, and a hero.   "He had a big heart, and he put everybody at ease. You can do the job, and you can learn the stuff, but it takes a lot to be able to put your patients at ease. And we was able to do that, and it was just a natural thing," said Erika Nappier, Emergency Medical Services Club President.   "He loved EMS and fire fighting. That was what his life consisted of. It didn't matter if he was volunteering or getting paid," said Maricia Dickinson, Mark Davis' Sister.   "He was a kind person and really just wanted to help people," said Eva Fremaint, Paramedic Student. "He was the class clown, pep squad leader, an encouraging word for all of us," said Jeannine Gomiela, Jefferson Paramedic Program Coo
New Attitude
This is for all the want to be playahs who think they can run game. I been away for a minute and while I been gone I've grown tired of the bull .I am not the same person anymore and reconize game when I see it, so save it . Enough is enough, I will no longer deal with liers and fall for thoses tired ass lines, I know my worth and for those who don't , ur loses baby. Keep it 100% with me and I will do the same, my time is precious and is not to be wasted. Those who know me knows Im a kind person and there r some who seem to take that for granted. As I said don't waste my time, or for that matter use me as something to do, til something better comes along, cause in my eyes there isn't anything better. And if u have ask is it me ur talking about, nine times out of ten it is, in other words "If the shoe fits wear it. Peace
How A Woman/man Showers
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:   Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
Fuck You
Basically, all that I have to say, I said in my subject line. I hate everyone, I hate everything, I wish Mom would flush it all away. Make things right again. But she won't. We haven't fucked her up enough yet to piss her off. Christ Cakes and Dollar Bills. I'm still waiting for this world to end. But shit, I'll probably die before that happens. Figures. I'm jettin now. If you read this, please fuck off and die. "Confrontation"Don't Be.....Silent.FIGHT.(violence, mêlées, & disturbances of the peace)[verse 1]Here's your introduction to destruction& the hate sustaining meAre we safer or in danger?Drowning in atrocities?Riot gear, the slaves are herePiling corpses highIts the rich man's warBut its the poor that fightMore capitalist crimes,More enemies than alliesNo WMD's - who gives a fuckIf they dieJust kill em all - watch em fallSkin the world with their liesIts a rich man's warBut its the poor that fight[chorus]Stand upSpeak outStrike backStand upSpeak outStrike backThey don't know Wha
      Please take the survey below to choose who you think are THE TOP 44 PRESIDENTS!! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PRESIDENTS BELOW TO TAKE THE SURVEY!!! CLICK THE SEAL TO SEE THE RESULTS!!! PLEASE R/F/A SURVEY HOST!! THANK YOU. Diamond Dave@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: sO FrESH _[diAMond dAveS gUrL & LuCkyChArm xo Owned By: ∑√ï£ flØMΨ@ fubar
To Help
I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling. > I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties". > I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or> paddles.> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is flogging me.> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.> I will not hide the remote from Mistress. > I will not snore while scening with Mistress.> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do something.> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.> I will not starch Mistress's bra.> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.> I will no
My Poems This Is Not For Any Particular Person
A Puzzle of a Broken Heart © By Portorican PrincessMy heart is like a whoreFor I've given it to many men.Without questions, without expectations;With only one exception:The only thing I've ever asked for;The only thing I've ever expectedWas for their love in return.But without exception, without failEach one took my heart,Crumpled it up, and threw it away.Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash;Something that was easily and frequently discarded.So now pieces of my heart are floating around,Like pieces of paper tumbling in the windAnd I have to gather them up.But some of them will be lost forever;Some of them I'll never be able to find again.But those pieces that I do regain,I will try to put back together with what remainsSo my fragmented heart will once again be whole.For now I realize that it isn't worthlessMy love is valuable, pricelessAnd I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it;Who will treat it like a special giftThat I've given to him and no one else.And I hop
Happy Birthday Diana
Ramblings And Other Such Things
Colors or Black or White?blackPink or Purple?purpleYellow or Green?greenApple or Orange?orangesFairy or Princess?princessPanda or Kangaroo?pandaAnalog or Digital?digitalCoke or Pepsi?cokeCoffee or Tea?coffeeCake or Ice Cream?ice creamMiami Dolphins or New York Jets?ICK neitherHockey or Soccer?soccerSummer or Winter Olympics?winterRollerblade or Iceskate?rollerbladeFire or Ice?fireDildo or Vibrator?vibeBeatles or Rolling Stones?BeatlesElton John or Billy Joel?Billy JoelGold or Silver?goldMetallica or Slayer?MetallicaPineapple rings or tidbits?tidbitsIn tic-tac-toe, are you the X or O?OHeads or Tails?headsSchool or Work?WorkThrow up or Diarrhea?neither thanks anywayBowling or Rollerskating?bowlingHurricane or Earthquake?hurricaneToo fat or too skinny?too fatCoffee with creamer or black?w/ or ?whateverAmazing Race or Survivor?SurvivorDomestic or Foreign car?dependsMiami Ink or L.A. Ink?L.A. InkSandals or Tennis Shoes?sneaksTwister or Connect Four?con
The Lose Of My Friend Krissy
In 1998 /1999 Krissy was learning all about psp and how to make some of the most awesome work she could. In 2001 Krissy opened a psp site on msn but she did not have whole lot of students. Then in 2002 she set up on yahoo and started her group. With her love of the Bees and the mystery that they have she called her students the New Bees. Because everyone coming into her group was a newbie so she wanted them all to be a newbee. Learning and growing into their wings so they could fly and make some very beautiful work. I started the group about one week after she opened that first yahoo group. I had psp7 and it took Krissy a month to convince me to try psp9 and if I did not like it she would rewrite everything for me in 7. Well I loved 9 and I was thrilled with all that I was learning. Krissy stayed on my butt and would pull some unbelievable work from me. Krissy just loved to go drive around and look at them damn trees and see how she would recreate them in psp. Krissy was educated in
Check Out My Boy Delicious
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
What I Think
why do alot of these woman put nsfw pics up then want people to buy them v i ps or bilng packs or to spend money period im here to have friends and yes admire pics i rate all i can but these woman still dont allow there private pics to be seen ?why have them ? if they add or except u as a friend they should open all there pics for free theres some of us on limited income and would love to look but im not paying to see i will just not add them thx
There is this girl who works where I do and she's a school bus driver. She has her nose in everyones business but her own. People have told her over the radio to mind her own business and she is known as an ass kisser. She's been with the company for 10 yrs. Anyhow, I had went through training on Wheelchair lifts by this company and the other company I work for as well.  I went 1 wk with Durham and then 2 wks with the other company I'm with. That is 3 wks of damned training on wheelchair lifts and although I don't claim to be an expert I know what I'm doing.  This teacher came over to the bus...he always starts working the lift. He isn't supposed to. I told him so in a polite manner and also asked him to please not tighten the strap on the lift cause it set the alarm off last time he did this. He went to this bus driver after I left and told her I jumped all over him. She knows me and knows I am not like that...that I am tactful at how I would have asked him.  Well, instead of coming
96% of americans say oh shit before going into the ditch. The other 4% are from south carolina and  say hold my beer and watch this shit.   LOL
Harvard University Pays Tuition For You!!!
Harvard University Announcement Harvard University (free-no tuition) Harvard University announced that from now on undergraduate students fromlow-income families will pay no tuition. In making the announcement,Harvard's president Lawrence H. Summers said, ―When only ten per-cent of thestudents in elite higher education come from families in the lower half ofthe income distribution, we are not doing enough. We are not doing enough inbringing elite higher education to the lower half of the in-comedistribution. If you know of a family earning less than $60,000 a year with an honorstudent graduating from high school soon, Harvard University wants to paythe tuition. The prestigious university recently announced that from now onundergraduate students from low-income families can go to Harvard for freeno tuition and no student loans! To find out more about Harvard offering free tuition for families makingless than $60,000 a year, visit Harvard's financial aid website at:http://www.f
Boo Fucking Hoo
Ded's Movie Reviews.
ok, im sorry but this movie blew ass. seriously. boy sees the dead, family doesnt, priest with cancer says since boy has cancer, and is half way to death , he can see both sides. WTF. anyway they burn the damn house down to kill the ghosts. which usually would solve ANY problem you had in your house, well..except if the fire was the problem.   ( c     half a fucking bewb nick cage is alright in this, the story is kinda boring but gets good towards the end. its about the end of the world basicly, some dood behind me cried in the theatre.       ( o )( o )( c                  2.5 bewbs i dont really need to tell you this movie was awesome, yu should already know.   anyway its the story of how wolverine became who he is. even if you arent a fan of comic books ect, its still a good action packed way to spend 2 hours a few key charecters were a bit off base but over all was done pretty nicely. GAMBIT LIKE A MOFO! ( o )( o )( o )( o )    4 bewbs
For You Cool Fubarians
I'd like to take this time to thank EVERYONE for showing me love. I already know I have the coolest friends, and now I've had the pleasure of meeting more of you. That's a definite turn on for me cuz I truly  cherish my friends. I'd also like to take this time to ask my newer friends to please check out my family. My two sisters and brother are also here on Fubar and they rock too, trust me. Today has been one of the most enjoyable of all my days on Fubar, and I've been here for 3 years enjoying some good times. Thank you all again for extending the love, and please....KEEP IT I love you all my sweet friends. KEEP ON ROCKIN'
You're My WorldThe Shelter From The RainYou're The PillsThat Take Away My PainYou're The LightThat Helps Me Find My WayYou're The WordsWhen I Have Nothing To SayAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In YouYou're The FireThat Warms Me When I'm ColdYou're The HandI Have To Hold As I Grow OldYou're The ShoreWhen I Am Lost At SeaYou're The Only ThingThat I Like About MeAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouHow Long Has It BeenSince This Storyline BeganAnd I Hope It Never EndsAnd Goes Like This ForeverIn This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouTangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In You
2009 April
Typeface Inspired by Comic Books why n hell does they wana ban ma favorite font when i first see tat font i loved it to death it was everything i felt. it looked fun, and silly i felt fun and silly to use in ma lazy proses style i love it so much i talk ma bff to use it i show her how then attempt to get ma bf to use but he forgets some on some occassion i see him use it told him to put in a txtfile and save it cut n plaste any time yo wana to use now fubar is getin so fuckd up blog editor is fuckd.. sometime html is fuckd there now am hearing peeps wants to ban this ma favortie font ... comic sans i come to internet in a clown suit some want me to come in a swim suit but i did tat already even in ma pjs but i jst dont come au natural suit ok enough if when i click on your profile n' am greeted with dis then you are history Here is the story about the baby holding the surgeons finger from within the womb during fetal operation. Story and photo gratefully suppli
Please Read
If anyone cares to read this, I'm canceling my VIP and letting it expire and taking time off from Fubar. I can't afford to buy myself auto 11s since I can't get one from anyone no matter how much I beg and plead. The most I can afford is a 5 credit bling pack for 4.99. I'm taking off. Maybe get on here for an occasional check up but I'm up to level 26 and that is a good level for me to stick with for awhile. Maybe something will happen while I'm away. laterz!
What A Jerk
this guy won me in a auction almost 2 months ago, he bid a 7 day blast but we agreed on a bling pack instead of the blast, i have yet to recieve anything from him. So ladies beware if he bids on you chances are he wont pay up.   HIS NAME IS 2THICK HIS PIC IS IN MY PHOTOS
Babes And Bikers
Join Babes and Bikers, you know you wanna come play   
Why I Am Not Inclined To Like Guys In The Armed Forcesl
I have a good reason. Let me see, start with John and the few months of chatting and two visits and many letters to him, I don't hear from him for a year. Then surprise he decided to start a chat again once. Then after a couple of texts back and forth and then again silence. Thn a few months later a text meant for his friend sent to me, that hurts. There is also Ben and two years of chat and my really trying to meet him he then starts to ignore me. Then Chris, he says he wants a relationship and then ignore me for month, then again texting me a while ago and then I am nice and then I am ignored from him. I forgot a marine from sevveral years ago, I forget his name but we chatted for awhile and then silence after a few months of chatting and never heard from him sense.
Common Sense...
An Obituary printed in the London Times.......     Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial=2 0policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.  Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch without written
Real World Stuff
To clear cache and cookies in Microsoft Internet Explorer,perform the following:Internet Explorer 5 and 6:1.   Open Internet Explorer2.   Click 'Tools'3.   Select 'Internet Options'4.   On the 'General' tab, click the 'Delete Cookies' button in the'Temporary Internet Files' section5.   Click 'OK'6.   On the 'General' tab, click the 'Delete Files' button in the'Temporary Internet Files' section7.   Check the box marked 'Delete all offline content'8.   Click 'OK'9.   Close Internet Explorer10. Reopen Internet ExplorerInternet Explorer 7:1.   Open Internet Explorer2.   Click 'Tools'3.   Select 'Internet Options'4.   Click the 'Delete' button in the 'Browsing History' section5.   Click 'Delete Files'6.   Click 'Yes'7.   Click 'Delete Cookies'8.   Click 'Yes'9.   Click 'Close'10. Click 'OK'11. Close Internet Explorer12. Reopen Internet Explorer     Golden Rule Pledge 2010 Posted on February 25th, 2010 The Day of Silence is being observed on Friday, April 16 this year. On the Day
Prince my dark my witty my intense Prince. How I wish you were mine I were thou art yours. Wishing I could taste your lips thou i bet there sweet. Wishing I could touch your skin I bet it to be soft. I wish I dream that u would be my prince and I beyour lady.My heart is already starting to beat for u it whispears your name. When I speak of the one I want your name is on the tip of my tounge ready to brust out. For my sadness I can not speak of u for you are not mine. It may be lust beautiful lust but I no it could be love.Wishing I could hold u to feel u breath. Thee so far me not near.My wishes are but wishes. My dreams simple dreams.My want for u is real my Prince.My want to love u is real my Prince. The way my heart race when i see and think your name my prince is very real cuz i feel it...
I admire men who are responsible, gentle, loving, caring, tender, sensitive, and compassionate human beings. This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to do and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody would have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody would do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. When I ask you to listen to me and you start giving advice, you have not done what I asked. When I ask you to listen to me and you begin to tell me why I shouldn't feel that way, you are trampling on my feelings. When I ask you to listen to me and you feel you have to do something to solve my problem, you have failed me, strange as that may seem. Listen! All I asked, was that you listen not talk or do - j
This Is What Friends Are For
Some of you know that I have a very good friend on here, her name is Linda.  We have been friends since we both joined this site when it was Cherry Tap. We have had lots of fun on here, bombing, being in contests together and helping each other out.  We've shared lots of laughs, tears and many secrets. She feels like a sister to me although we have never met, I hope to meet her one day.  I have spoke to her children on here and they are wonderful kids as well.  We have even shared snailmail. She just found out that her mum has cancer.  So what I would like for all my fu friends and fu fans and family to do is. Drop by her page, show her some love and support and so whatever it is you do in this type of situation to be kind to someone in need, because she would surely do the same for you if I asked her to because that's the kind of friend she is. Thanks a lot..Love,,  Amy   Gypsysoul@ fubar
The Invitation by Oriah Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I w
What I Learned!!
So today I learned how to squirt.  I have never done that before and a simple conversation lead to teaching me how to squirt!  Thank you so much for helping me do this!
Plz Help...i'm In A Rate Only Contest~
Hello All.... I am entered in my very first rate only contest.   I am asking that all my friends rate my photo as much as you can.  Please tell your friends to rate too.  The most rates will win either a VIP,  and Auto 11 or cherry bomb.    The contest will start Monday, April 6, 2009 and run until Monday, April 27, 2009 and on Wednesday, April 29, 2009.   This is the Link to....... Bisexcee~Pu$$ycat Playmates  Contest   ~Thanks & lots of luv 2 all ~   P.S. i always give luv back, xoxo  
Hiiiii everyone!!!! OMFG what a fucking weekend. Let’s say I was the biggest whore!!  Friday night we went out and partied, me, my bf, and some friends. I was at the bar and this guy was hitting on me as the boys was playing pool. I looked over and my bf gave me the thumps up (meaning get all the drinks I can for free) so I rubbed on his leg telling him he was cute and things. Next’s thing I knew his hand is between my legs rubbing my pussy and I moaned for him and told him to stop. He did, we keep talking and having fun I was getting so fucked up. My bf cam over to see how I was and as I was telling him he pulled my top up and let everyone see my tits and the guy who was buying the drink sucked on my tits. My bf loved it so much we said bro you want fuck his and he said hell fucking yes. So we 3 went to the back of the bar after we told the bar tender. We went back there and I was pushed to my knees and my bf stayed back as I sucked this guy off. I suck the tip all the way
Mm How I Felt
the pain was like a sudden release truth bliss found my heart started to pound just by the sound the blood starts to drip i had to get grip teeth start to tare all i could do is stare and open my eyes and Indore this true surprise knowing that the feeling was so strong i knew this emotion i would always hold on. my pain my bliss. the curling of my fist screams i hold back as something holds me back. pain i never knew that this love for you could be so true.  dont even care if i turn black n blue. Smile your grace that crazized look on your face your want your need the way u pled the kiss from my lips that makes your hips twist. Your grunt your grain the way u like pain.Teaseing the pleaseing the taste of blood in your mouth. The way u make me scream and shout.Your love of me the way u have trouble saying yes or no the way u know im secretly in control.I'll take u to a high leave u on a low. Letting u know the ways ill please you.i will do what i can to make u understand
How I Have Felt Or Wanted
Hello you goodbye me I need too get away from this feeling so you take over ill go away. Who would mind anyway. I don’t need to be all I want is to be set freeI’m entrapped in my own body. I fight but I lose maybe this is what I choose. It must be my fault all the bad things that have happenedAll the people who came and went. It has too be me I’m the one to blame I feel so much shame. Its like I disappeared went some where else during those times. I wanted to say no but I couldn’t get out. I felt weak in the knees and wanted to scream this isn’t me. But maybe just maybe I deserve this consist nagging in my mind. My heart has fall and broken so many times. All I want is to not care this I have tried. It seems I trust to much think maybe just maybe if I give them what want they will stay around. But hey not everyone stays mostly they all leave any way I cant keep you your not mine. Even if you were id chase you away after time. You don’t
How Do You Judge A Cover??
How many look inside to see?? How many judge by the cover?? The cover may look pretty, but inside is filled with wonders, far to few and seen. Why do so few, just glance and move on?? Do they not care what is inside?? I guess not. How sad because, what you see outside is nothing compared to the inside.
Why is it that people be they man or women, be what they may, have fealings?  I have wondered this for a while, and have an answer.  This may not be the right answer or the one you are looking for but its mine.  The reason we have fealings is because god doesnot want us to enjoy life, for the reason is this is hell.  Yes when your evil or sin he sends you back to try again.  Back to this desalit wasteland we call earth.  This hell he has made for us to live in.  This is why we all die, this is why we have fealings, this is why we exsist.  To be punished and thats all. anger.have you ever known one word to define hate so correctly.this is about my anger and what angers me.not much makes me angery but i admit i have an anger problem.i get upset quickly.and only the rain or some one i love can calm me down.i dont like being anger because its like someone else is controlling my body and all i can do is watch.when anger takes hold of me its like a beast is unleased.i scare my self.but i can
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Favorite Angel Contest!
So as many of you know i have moved to OHIO...Oh has it been a complete crazy week. Schools to enroll in and jobs to interview for adjusting to do, and of course settling in. Getting use to being on my own is a whole different subject tho lol, not use to being this far away from L:ord Fury or not seeing Him for months at a time. It will be about 2 months before He is able to join me and belive me i am counting the days down until we are able to hold hands....touch lips....breathe close....MmMmM. I have however neglected many of you on here and for that i apologize it seems as if nothing is stopping, been so busy i barely have time for myself anymore. Oh yea i forgot to mention i got the job that i wanted....YAY! Start here on Monday, I am so very excited. I have however been battling demons within, struggles that i care not to go too deep into right now. Some have been there for me and know what is what others have not. For those of you that care enough to check on me i truly than
I Got Flowers Today
Days have passed since I felt the wind upon my face. Days will come before I will see reality. But I am ready. I have worked my way out of this depression. I have slept through my days of not living up to my own standards. Too busy worried about others, now it is my turn. I will be better.  I will say NO. I will survive. I am waking up.   Sometimes the world seems as though it wasn't made for me. I exist nothing special. Why am I here? I wonder? I am alone. I can't seem to do anything right. I am good as long as I am doing for others.  But not for myself. I try to make everyone happy and can't. When will I be reconized for what I am? It will happen, but until that day comes, I will create my own world. A world of peace, where I am soneone. Where I can be myself and that will be enough. Where I don't have to give more than I have. Where I can be surrounded by people who really love me. A place where I can live out my fantasies and dreams without remorse. A place
Dark Smoke
My lungs are full, burning The reaper on me Clouds of dark smoke fill my lungs I feel i am dieing Oh how i wish to die Black smoke release me into a painful abyss I only wish my heart to stop the pain is to much Take me now, i want to suffer Dark smoke, my death My saviour I dream of death death is where I belong I am yours, take me Drag me out of my skin Sweet death, my saviour Make it hurt Death can't come soon enough Killing myself seems so tough Life. so rough Why must i live Why can't death just give Free me now Free me now  
Music First Song I Created
The First Mistake versus 1 There singing this to you just to tell you that I still think about you/I want to ask you how you been and who you with/how are you in this world/I still think about you and where would we be now/when you lay there all alone do you think about me like I do/Do you wonder what im doing at this moment/ I do all the time-----------/ Chorus It's been along time since we have seen each other/ It seems like i cant get you out of my mind/ before you left I should have told you what i really wanted to say/ and not bottle it up inside/ the feeling's wont leave me alone and I dont know what to do/ It's been 5 year and it still eats me inside----/ Versus 2 The days I spent so mat at myself/ I was so full of emtions that it kept me up at night/ I should have told you what i was really feeling/ So why am i waiting when there's nothing left to say-------/ Chorus It's been along time since we have seen each other/ It seems like I cant get you out of my mind/ Before y
ABOUT PISCEANSPisces is hot. A strange thing to say about a water sign...or is it? Like Scorpio, Pisces is very much focused on sex. These two signs have quite a bit in common sexually. They are both mysterious, albeit in different ways. Scorpio fairly oozes unfathomable mystery--dark, decadent, and delightful. Pisces mystery is more subtle, more spiritual, more changing. Pisces is mutable water, after all. Ruled by Neptune, Pisces is at home in the 12th house of the zodiac. The touch of the Pisces alternates between hard and soft, but it is always memorable. Their eyes will melt into your soul. They know how to make any moment magical; they can turn even the worst situation or tortuous sexual position into a fantasy come true.What sets Pisces apart from all the other signs sexually is their willingness to try anything. Scorpio will indulge all sexuality too, but a Scorpio wants it to be their own idea. Pisces doesn't mind if you are the instigator, in fact, he or she enjoys your sugge
Fubar Lounge Helpers And Bouncers,need Seperated
How can I tell this certain person that I love him and that he will believe me? My love. It's true it's true. I love you. I love you with all of my heart. I will kill the people that bother you. Thats how much I love you. My dark love, oh how will we rule the dark brutal hell. You are my love. My lust. My life.
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I Miss Ronnie Soooooo Much
My baby Ronnie is in jail, I miss him soooo freackin much, i dont waana live without him, i cant be in our house i cant look at our dirty clothes i dont wanna breathe cause it hurts.... i just want my baby back.........
When I Sleep
When I Sleep When darkness awakens, my body settles gently into bed. The events of my day race rapidly in my thoughts as I close my eyes. Slowly, I am lulled into a peaceful sleep.I hear vibrant music - so full of passion. I feel the warmth of the sun’s rays that grace my presence. I see kind, adoring eyes gazing back into mine.The air is full happiness - so much laughter. Soft caresses are exchanged. At this moment, life could not be any more wonderful.I have never felt so beautiful; as I do when I am with you. I have finally found the respect and acceptance that I have yearned for. I eagerly listen to inspirational dreams and goals and know that I want to be the one to be there when they are complete.A thin line of love and friendship is crossed, and two single souls find a home to share eternity.Birds begin to proudly serenade the morning dawn. Lonesome roads slowly progress into distinguished passageways. Light peeps through my windows and I awaken to a new day.
Who Do You Think You Are?
Hater Or Lover
this is to someone who thinks they're toughshit well guess what? you're not. ur nothing but a low life motherf***er who cant seem to make up ur mind. first you hate me then u tell me that u still love me. well sorry to burst ur bubble but ive been over you for a longgg ass time. besides i knew u were cheating on me so dont even say u never were. So i'm over you, ur over me. Dont worry about me got it? I'm soo over you BTW..............there are a lot of guys who treat me wayyy better than you :)
As the sun slowly fades into the horizonThe light of that day slowly goes to none,The light of that night then comes into viewYet, the light of my life- I shall always see in you.My sun, my moon, my stars up above,I see in you my one true love.The thoughts I have, the feelings I possess,Is that of you? I do so fully confess.Your beautiful words touch deep into my heart,I pray, these words and I shall never part.But what can I say you have done to me,Just that my love for you will last for all eternity.
The Church Organist
  Miss Bea, the chruch organist, was in her eighties and never been married.She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.The pastor cam to call on her one afternnon early in the spring,and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.AS he sat facing ger old pump oragan,the young minister nocticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it,filled with water.In the water floated, of all things,a condom.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curosity!Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something..!When she returned with tea and cookies,they began to chat.The pastor tried to stife his curosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soonit got tothe better of him,anf he could resist no longer."Miss Bea,"he said," i WONDER IF you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh yes",she replied,"isnt it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and i found this little package on the ground.The directio
The Sack Lunch
The Sack Lunches  I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned  seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to  read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought.  Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all  the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a  conversation. 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to  me.   'Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're  being deployed to Afghanistan.'   After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we  reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch.  Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'll wait till we get to base.' His 
Music I Love
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along What I leave, When you go, What I see, And what you show, And what I guess, And when I don't, Is somethin
Written By A Good Friend
Everyone Needs SomeonePeople need people and friends need friendsAnd we all need love, for a full life dependsNot on vast riches or great acclaimNot on success or worldly fameBut just in knowing that someone caresAnd holds us close in their thoughts and prayersFor only the knowledge that we're understoodMakes everyday living, feel wonderfully goodAnd we rob ourselves of life's greatest needWhen we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heedThe outstretched hand reaching to findA kindred spirit whose heart and mindAre lonely and longing to somehow shareOur joys and our sorrows and to make us awareThat life's completeness and richness dependsOn the things we share with our loved ones and friends Written by a friend for Me Someone I think is Special   Sweet FriendI have the sweetest friendI like talking to each dayHe's kind and considerateTo me in every way.It's only been a short timeBut laughs we do shareTelling stories of our livesAnd the things of which we care.He has a special place nowDe
Erotique Tales And Poems
To the girl whose beauty is present in all seasons I tell you why you are beautiful, here are the reasons: Your beauty extends into the heavens, it goes on forever and never lessens. Even when the clouds heighten you are here and the world brightens. You are like a fruit that constantly ripens your beauty continues to grow no mater what happens. My fondness for you constantly deepens because every time I see you my heart starts to weaken. You make everything else appear hollow where ever you are loveliness is sure to follow. You shine so bright you cast your own shadow a beauty that others would love to borrow. But try as they might your beauty they will never catch because something like you they could never match. Your beauty seems to increase with every breathe it tests the limits my imagination can stretch. It makes me question if what I am seeing is real I only know it is true by the way that I feel. Your beauty is so vast it can't be concealed there is no hiding it y
When Im Gone
Theres another world inside of me That you may never see There are secrets in this life That I cant hide Somewhere in this darkness Theres a light that I can't find Maybe its too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when Im here Right me when Im wrong Hold me when Im scared And love me when 'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be Ill never let you down Even if I could Id give up everything If only for your good So hold me when Im here Right me when Im wrong You can hold me when Im scared You wont always be there So love me when Im gone......
My Odd Thoughts
There are times in our lives that make us enter the realm of the unknown. We begin to see the other side of ourselves at this point. There is no turning back at this point, no u-turn. The path is set before us is hard and extravagantly rocky with all the pressures of outside influences. Some make it to the end, others do not. How we navigate and learn in this unknown abyss makes us more aware of the opposite side of life. We rarely see any influence that shows us a good way to crawl through this, but they are out there. There are songs, people, movies, and books that make the journey less desperate than it is. Focusing and surrounding yourself with these make all the jolts of pain and the face plants less than what they would be without them. The trek is something to be aware of, and if, only if, you make it out, are you wise enough to say you have lived. A million souls have vanished before I met you. Time was irrelevant and pain full when my eyes were open. I never understood what it
everyday i think of you what you would be like today how handsome you would be i think of your wonderful smile i think of your beautiful laugh and now i want to say to you i miss you my child To like someone is difficult To love someone is hard If you give it all you got  And know how to play the cards  Love will reach you  Burn and teach you  When  love comes along  Grab it with both hands and be strong  When he realize you are the one  Happyness will come Be strong for them where he can't  Stand for them when they fall  Once he sees this he will  Give you his all
Some People...
Some people are just so ridiculous.  Here's a funny little anecdote for you: I was talking to this guy....seemed like a great guy.  Didn't talk to me about sex the first time we spoke, was respectful , seemed decent.  Had a job and an education so I go into this thinking this is an intelligent man.  We talk about meeting in person.  We discuss what we will do on our "date."  His idea is that I go to his house, he will cook dinner and then give me a massage.   I say I'm not comfortable with this, let's meet in public.  He says he has it all planned out and doesn't want to change his plans.  I consider it......until he asks me if I am on birth control.  Obviously this person has expectations for sex on the very first night we meet.  Hoping to get some is ok, even normal, but I don't like feeling as though I'm expected to do that.  I don't want to have sex the very first time I meet someone anyway.  I tell him that and he says "I don't want a woman that is inhibited."  My response is that
"humanity Unchained!"
Basic information: (Media release info).World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist Plans to use Use Restraint Collection to Raise Public Awareness of Human Rights ViolationsEscape Artist and restraint collector/historian Steve Santini is using rare and diverse historical restraints from his personal collection to raise public awareness of human rights violations such as false imprisonment and torture .Santini, named “The World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist” by the legendary Ripley’s Believe it or Not! , plans to lock up over 200 volunteers with a myriad assortment of diverse and historical restraints from his personal collection to make the world’s longest continuous chain of restrained humans. While he admits that as a professional escape artist he himself has escaped from many such devices, Santini is quick to point out that this public display is focused on drawing attention to the fact that around the globe there are countless numbers of people falsely im
Fu-wedding Test
The Secret
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
  Los Angeles Angels rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart  
  Time on fubar can usually be defined one of a few ways. Perving: looking at peoples pics for your own pleasure(only you know what sort). Rating: F/R/A...hitting all the easy rate folders just for those millions of points needed to make Godfather or higher. Mumming: those oh so wonderful POLLS (fubar itself defines mumms as polls look it up) where everyone spouts off their opinions or insults usually getting completely off topic from the original mumm. Lounging: fubars online equivilant to those millions of REAL drinking establishments across the country where regulars and staff deal with soap operaesque drama and the rest of fu land enjoy getting shit faced virtually while watching wanna be sex symbols showing their stuff on web cam. Dating: this is the virtual form of course, which is growing in popularity everywhere, where people hundreds or thousands of miles apart spend hours upon hours online chatting up the opposite sex in the hopes of gaining anything from some cam time
I Believe I Am A Pessimist When Comes To Online !
I am such a pessimist when comes to online anymore. I just do not understand many things on here..but all i hear is..its fantasy. Does anyone actually value friendship though?  Just wondering. Theres many things on my mind..and I am sure I would be bitched at over alot..if I open my mouth..but oh well..I can not keep it shut!  First thing,,is there really that many people on fu..who die? I see so many bullys on people.. even young people..and I wonder. Is it real..or just for the attn? Also.. what makes people keep rating these people who are already leveled up there.. when they got friends who need leveled more.? Is a auto 11 person more important then those who you are suppose to be good friends with..but who can not afford them? Why do you crush people..who do not even pay attn to you at all?  I have seen some..who rate/bling/crush these women who look like models on here but do not even get one look from them? I would rather do the ugliest person on here (rate/bling/crush) if they
Secret Admirer?
step forward secret admirer!
Hello everyone this babygirl just looking for a good conversation halla back at me if you want to chat.
The Song That Inspire Me To Do Better
This song inspires me to do better.  And this song is Juicy by The Notorious B.I.G.  It lets you know that no matter how bad your situation is, or no matter how people put you down or people will say that you can't do it, remember, DON'T EVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS AND DECLARE THAT DREAM LIKE IT'S YOURS, AND YOU CAN TURN THE NEGATIVES IN YOUR LIFE INTO A POSITIVE. (Fuck all you hoes) Get a grip motherfucker.Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters, and all the niggaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uhVerse One: It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape poppedSm
Another Song That Motivates Me
This song relates a lot to me.   In the past, yeah people rejected me, thought nothing of me, and left me for dead, so what? But just like him, I will get success.  In every trial, you will triumph over the people who rejected you, and now I have a beautiful woman in my life who accepts me for who I am.  I love you Fayth!  Remember, be true to yourself and don't change for anyone.  Be who you are!  Don't worry about what people think of you, shake the haters off!  Can you feel itNothin� can save yaFor this is the seaon of catchin� the vporsAnd since I got time, what I�m gonna doIs tell ya how to spread it throughout my crewWel you all know tj swan who sang on my recordsMade the music, "nobody beats the biz"Well, check itBack in the days before this beganHe usually tried to talk to this girl name franThe type of female with fly gucci wearWith big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hairWhen swan tried to kick it, she always fessedTalkin� about "nigger, pleas
Beer Is Good
          I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there is a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad 'Cuz the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So let's go drink beer Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ... and Stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER BEER When it's warm it taste's real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Lets go drive a car Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ....and stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER Beer uh dude.. I think you've had enough ...NOOOO Let's go drink some beer. I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
Whats It All About
oh whoaoh ohi never thought that i would ever love againi might be wrong cos i can feel it happeninga little scared but i am not petrifiedi love forever, i promise to stay by your sideheart broken, my first and never spokeni waited to hear and i gave it a yearso i stopped holding on and then you came alongand then you came alongI'm gonna, I'm I'm I'm gonnaI'll hold you and i love you the best that i canuntil you understand that i need your handand i can't dance alone cos the beat's just too slowthat's just the way love goes,that's just the way love goes (uh uh)i used to think that i would never get to bein love again cos that was the only one for meand now i feel that you have come and saved methis heart of mine awoken by your smileheart broken, my first and never spokeni waited to hear and i gave it a yearso i stopped holding on and then you came alongand then you came along

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