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And Men Wonder Why Women Switch To Women..
So I worked my ass of today, and it paid off. My old partner and best friend will be getting out of jail on bond, so he can get the medical attention he needs, (long story), anyways he's getting out under my supervision, and has a sentancing date in December. He's only doing a couple months, which he could do it standing on his head, but he's out untill then, thank god!! Ok men, this one is for you guys. Don't flip attitude to women, because there are a few women that won't put up with the shit. Like me for one. There's a reason why I am getting a divorce, and there is a reason why it takes A REAL MAN to be with me and not a punk. So figure what catagory you are in then talk to me....
Gnarrrrrrrrr!
I'm so sick of all the nasty skanks on here looking for cock. But I am especially sick of the whores who say plain as day on they're page "I'm engaged to / taken by a really great guy" and then procede to show their shit in their pictures. IF YOU LOVED THAT MAN YOU'D SAVE THOSE FOR HIM AND ONLY HIM HONEY. Don't get me wrong, swingers are awesome, but the girls/women/whore-bags who say they are taken and tell everyone not to even try and then put up picures of their tits/asses/twats are just disgusting attention craving sluts. Face it girls, men want LADIES on the streets and freaks in the sheets not the other way around. Keep your clothes on. (No offense to any of my lovely swinger friends, this isn't for you.) Feel free to repost.
Love Letters
Love Letters P. A. Hickman February 1990 ®© All rights reserved **** The following poems are based on the television characters of Katherine and Vincent from the television series “Beauty and the Beast” portrayed so well by Linda Hamilton and Ron Pearlman. **** Love Letters *Dedication *The Beast’s Soul 1 Once Upon a Time 2 The Rose 3 Eternity and all Time 4 Gem of Old 5 Walk Slowly, Love 6 Nevermore 7 Closeted From my Sight 8 Muted by thy Love 9 Always and Forever More *The Beauty’s Heart 1 Love Letters to the Beast 2 The Crystal 3 Linked 4 Love’s Light 5 In Your Eyes 6 Samhainn 7 The Children and Thee 8 Thy Hands **** Vincent – To the being whose soul touched each of us with gentleness, tenderly you gave us each a different dream to dream. Ron – To the man behind the makeup, your determination to share your vision of Vincent with the worl
Hey
hey people i am to bored somebody holla at me!!!!!! Get more at zeebler.com
Sensuous
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Stuff
sorry i haven't been around much this past month. my mother-in-law had to have emergency brain surgery to remove a brain tumor. they didnt' think she'd make it but she did and is doing well. things have been pretty hectic around here lately. I'm also starting my own business by becoming a Party Gal distributor. If you think toys are just for kids then you haven't been to one of MY parties!!!! I'm doing my best to get online more but i don't know how much i'll be able to help bomb. I'll help out in any way I can stop by my site and check it out! link is on my profile page!
Cherry Popping Daddy
pop my cherry and make me a man . tears will flow like the rivers of japan . hey lttle sister just wait and see we will all be thankful once my cherry bleeds . so pop my cherry !!!!
Earth Clinic
Hey Did you know 3%hydrogen peroxide can cure the common cold??drop some in each ear leave it in for a few minutes till it bubbles then drain this will 'nip it at the bud' if your feeling a cold come on try it...not to mention it will also clear your ear wax...just one natural remedy heres more....i personally am not a big fan of traditional medicine i think its all just a money making industry..not really a cure for fuk all...u have to go straight to the source of the problem and thats where alternative comes in..big big believer of the alternate way!!if u share the same views then youll like this website...link to it and bookmark it for future reference http://www.earthclinic.com/best.html
Hello
Well all is been a interesting year so far... with my newer job as Porter its been a rollar coaster some good days but not very many... So dropping and writing this blog to tell u im doing good.. and now i didnt dissapper..Just get on line at night time..and chill and chat..So ill drop by now that i get time off and on to be on at night... I Well drop a line here and there and say hi. I'll still be on cherrytap This site rock's!!!!!! Hugss later Carrie
Halloween's Fright Delight!
Witches and Ghouls, Come out this cool Autumn's Night. And give little children, A Halloween's Fright. Tricks and Treats, A full moon in the night. Everything to make up, A Halloween's Delight. Black Cats, Bats, Dracula, and the Reaper. Screeches ad Screams, Tend to make Hallween much Creepier. Although Halloween Night, Is so much scarier. This just so happens to be, My favorite Season EVER! ©Ashley LaNoue
All New 2 Me
I'm new to Lost Cherry, still trying to get everything figured out...so bear with me...
To Be Truely Happy
spiritual means the mind and spiritual people are those who seek its nature. Through this they come to understand the effects of their behavior, the actions of their body, speech, and mind. morality is the wisdom that understands the nature of the mind. when you know the nature of your own mind, depression is spontaneously dispelled. whatever pain, pleasure, or other feeling you experience, it is all an expression of your mind. when you discover that true satisfaction comes only from the mind, you relize you can extend this experiance without limit, and then it is possible to discover everlasting happieness....so its actually very simple Lama Yeshe
Links
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Judging Others
Hello all. Do you ever think wow she is a whore if your a girl or he is a fucking asshole if you are a man. Hey we have all thought it and had others think it about us. My thoughts on this are that we are all born almost the exact same and everything that happens to you makes you who you are, even the smallest of things. So if those things that have happened to that person all of them from day one of there life happend to me then i would more then likely chose the same route and decisions. Another area of this subject is how people tell you what you want to hear. By doing this they are renforcing beliefs that this person may think everyone thinks this way. Just another way to make us all different. Well I guess what i am trying to get at is that i think if we were all born and had the exact same life down to the grains of sand under our feet and everyone was 100% truthfull. We would all be very close to the same. So don't judge others because chances are that you could be where they ar
Reasoning
Reasoning is one of the things that makes us human. Some use it far more then others. Some just feel that it is ok to act on a whim and say or do as they want and act as if they do not care about the consequenses that may lie ahead for there actions. It seems to me that with a lack of reasoning comes a lack of compasion, caring, or any of the things that makes kind people kind. Many say he/she is a good person inside, they just show it diff.. Well if you don't reason and you just act and say what you wish does that show a good heart. If a truely bad and angry person hurts everyone and lies to everyone but you does that make him a good person? As man has evoleved so has his level of intelegence. Why not use that intelegence and put it toward something good? It's ok to say sorry. It's fine to admit when you are wrong. It's ok to think and reason stuff out in your head to make the best possible desicion. The world is about balance. So I guess many have to take the oppisit side of wich i s
Things To Think About
F.Y.I. you need to tell your spirit guide that they can read your brain whenever they want, or they won’t know what you are thinking. Close your eye's and picture god, jesus, Buddha whoever you believe is god. Picture them sending you white light all around you. Feel the love from them. This may take a moment, I like to picture jesus hugging god and them sending me the white light but i do this until i feel the energy from the white light. Now picture yourself in a field full of tall green grass the sun is beating on your face the wind is blowing on you, look down and see that you are wearing all white, and you see a path of white stone. You follow the path feeling the sun on your skin and the wind blowing. In the distance you see a white gazebo, it seems out of place but at the same time you feel like it should be there. You approach the gazebo and see three steps going up to it. You don't go up the steps but look into the gazebo, and out of the shadows you see a person. This per
Death And Depression
2 weeks ago one mf my wrestlers was shot and killed by his stepbrother. His stepbrother was wearing gloves and kicked the shells under the bed and wouldnt call 911 but claimed itas an accident. The gun was used in a double homicide two weeks prior. I was close to Mikey, And i took it hard. His mom came ot me and hugged me, and told me i was the best that ever came from the high school and it was mikey's dream to be better then me. How do you take a comment like that? Ive certainly been as far as i could go and i cant compete anymore because of head imjuries but that totally tripped me out worse then i thought it would. But this gets worse. You see ive been under soo much stress with school work life many many many bad things going on in my life that i went into a major depression. And honestly i was harboing certain thoughts. You whatt im talking about. Im angry with mike. I feel id be dishonset to him if i did what i had been thinking about. This is constantly in my head and its leavi
Sycotik Entry
it wrote: 2006-10-04 11:55:50 Hey fat ass, call me a tranny all u want.. but in the end ur still fat and ugly. Jeez no wonder why ur being such a bitter little cunt. Oh yea and don't forget u were the one who became my fan. I denied your friend request.. big deal boo fuckin hoo. Quit crying like a little bitch. Response: Tranny, tranny, tranny. I think I will call you Tranny all I want Tranny Cola. Ya see, as much as I am still fat and ugly according to you, I have the potential and means to become which and famous without being a whore. All you are is usable toy with nothing else but your body, after you been pumped by whomever a number of times some hotter chick will come along, new, young, better than you, and adios, your thrown to the side like the trash you are. Girls like you ESPAICALLY ON THE NET are a dime a dozen. Either they have websites whoring themselves or they come on places like this or other sites I once know, boosting their ego and self esteem by
Why?
Death... why does it seem so easy? It could solve all your problems... but many say it would create more for others, but would it really? Maybe it would be solving thier problems too.. they would no longer have to deal with you, one less person they know and that they have to pretend they care for. Death... Maybe it is the answer to everything?
MaÑana
Nothing!!!!
As many of U know Me, I'm a very simple guy, that always try to be positive towards life, that enjoy other ppl's happiness, I'm a person that always like to listen, think, analyze research and develop a advice for the questions that tribulates my friends, either informational or personal. Well being that I just noticed something as I was talking to my wife. I know I count with the support unconditional of my family, my wife is a great woman that motivates Me to better myself up, my daugther gives Me courage too, when I see how hard she is trying to make it throug her tough times at school, this I don't doubt at all !!! I enjoy trying to help ppl by transfering positive vibes, but who transfer those positive vibes to Me when I need them, when I'm down, when I feel the need to talk to someone other than my family maybe cuz I need some foreign advice. I just notice that I'm alone......that I have been eating all those sour moments on my own, even when lot of ppl talk to Me an
Meanie
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?
A Dream Come True
Hi everyone, Just a quick note to let u know I will be leave very early Fri morning for Atlanta to see my brother. There will be a nice long layover in Dallas to see my friends shortly there =) After spending time with my brother & niece in Atlanta, I will be going up to TN for a week to spend with my gf. I will be back to spend Mothers Day in Las Vegas with my daughter. So if u are wondering why u dont see my anywhere on CT, this is why. I will see u all when I get back. To all the mom's reading this, happy Mother's Day! Hugs, Karen Today Feb 8th is Dodgers Birthday, his 1st! I dont know how we will be celebrating yet. I did have a chat with him tonight about girl dogs since he is getting older & may be taking an interest (hasnt been fixed yet) lol. I think it was one of those blah blah blah moments because he wagged his tail & kissed me ;) Dodger is in the cutest pet pic contest (if u hadnt heard already). If you would like to place a comment vote for him, the link is below.
Whats Up
hey whats up yall my names justin aka BIG J. im 20 from Va n new here. so yall hit me up ight holla BIGJ
Island Native

Heres My Id Add's Fell Free 2 Add Me
ajwilling2die4hell@yahoo.co.uk ajrich8306@hotmail.com !!!PLEASE NOTE 1ST OF ALL THIS ACCOUNT WILL CONTAIN FULL NUDITY DISPLAY PICS OF ME!!!ajrich8307@hotmail.com I WILL ONLY ADD LADIES/LASIE/WOMEN/GIRLS TO THIS ACOUNT MANY THANX AJ
My Business
CAR CLUB REGISTERATION INFORMATION Starting a car club for all of you who have a wild ride!!!If intersted just stop by our shop @ 65 Mt. Vernon St., Temple PA (need direction goto our web site www.triplejsautoaudio.com or call 610-921-2558 ask for Jill or Josh) or send a message to my in box with your name, number, and a picture with u and your ride. You will be contacted with in a couple of days to set-up an appointment for registeration and stickers (yes this is all free). We are also taking out of state registration(We will just do everything by phone and mail).
Sexy
Friendship
Courtesy of MsTags.com To all of you who sent my daughter well wishes yesterday thankyou from the bottom of my heart . She is much better today , And as u can see its soon thanksgiving for a few of my good friends too... So love and warm wishes coming from me to u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx THEY SAY iT TAKES A MiNUTE...... .......TO FiND A SPECiAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECiATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTiRE LiFE TiME......... ..............TO 4GET THEM............. .......SEND THiS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............U'LL NEVER 4GET.............. .........ITS A SHORT MESSAGE.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM...... ...iF U DON'T SEND THiS TO ANYONE... .......iT MEAN UR'RE iN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT U 4GOTTEN......... ...............THE PEOPLE.............. .................YOU LOVE............ ......@.@.@.@..@.. ....@........@..........@ ...@............@....@@ ...@
Friendship
To all of u out there that have sent messages over this past couple of day ... I am very greatful and i love you all for it ... I have got a lot going on my life at the moment and just at the min can't seem time to get on here.. to say hi or give comments back.... But as today i have a spare couple of hours. i thought id get u all inon go , and say thankyou for being wonderful friends xxxxxxx Hi guys n dolls... Please help me in shouting for a lost cherry wedding .... I have met the man of my dreams ... And we want to shout it out so loud ..... Please in on bended knee's help us xxxxx I love you . You love me . Were a happy family , With a great big HUG , and a kiss from me to you . Wont you say you love me too. I LOVE YOU .... This is what i sing to my babies everynight before they go to sleep xx
Mustang Lovers
HELLO ONE AND ALL.. WELL ILL TELL YA FROM MY POINT OF VIEW (EXPERIENCED POINT OF VIEW) THAT CT MARRIAGES ARE A JOKE ALMOST AS BAD AS REALTIME MARRIAGES .I GUESS IM KINDA BITTER SINCE I JUST GOT BURNED LOL....MINE LAST A WHOLE 23 HRS ,,,, HELLO!!! IM UP WITH TECHNOLOGY LOL I HAVE A GUESTBOOK AND AUDIO MESSAGE SYSTEM....LET ME KNOW YOU WERE THERE
Uhhhh, How Do I Do This?
My Second Story
Unexpected Influences By James White It is a very beautifully morning today, the sun was just beginning to rise. It was cool during the night but the days are still nice and warm. The sun is just now starting to climb over the horizon and the clouds from the night are starting to fade as the morning sun begins to burn them away. There is still a pinkish red glow to the sky, as the majestic sun makes it climb into the sky. Today is the final day for Veronica in her home with her parents. Today she finishes packing up her Bronco, and heads to her new apartment in the old part of town. She has been attending college for the past few years and has spent most of her time in the dorms, only returning to her parent’s house for vacations. She has enjoyed her time away from them and is now ready to be on her own, she has a good job and she can support herself moderately. As she gets up from her bed, she grabs the clothes that she laid o
Crazikoo
Scrambled Brain Day
Thunderstorms
Broken Jaws Suck
Littli Known Fact
Little Known Facts 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Today
well my day has been going really sucky i couldnt sleep all that great last night and my sister is baby sitting my cousins baby and its crying alot lol umm im bored as hell right now and theres nothing to do im on AIM and no one is talking to me it sucks ass oh wellz well umm buh-bye
Silly Me
Assholes
I was Brought up with Morals,Respect,Manors.I had a Southern Mom.I am very Bitter Towards Lots of Women these Days,Wicked Bitter an over the Edge lately.I'm 15 days sober today.Unfortunately,an its a Shame that Adults are being Infiltrated by piece of Shit Teenagers.Isn't there some place on the internet for responcible adults with-out be Harrassed by The Mother Fuckin, Puke Teenagers who think they control the internet,I had to change my friggin age,Tried to leave it blank but this site wouldn't let me.Unfortunately I like it here.I've tried cybersocieties,MySpace,Tagworld,Me.I have been a 3 yr. member of Netfriendships,I have 337 music Quizes posted there,amongst many others.Most of my 100 members in my Circle of Friends seem to be Awol.I now have maybe 20 that do my Quizes an allow me to earn the Gold Coin.Being in AA/ NA .I'm suppose to have God in my Life.Where is he?I pray to God I see no Miracles.But the one called Lucifer,has greatest Power of them All an I possess that Power
Flashbacks
I'll try to update weekly On Bended KneeBy Boyz II MenBestAudioCodes.com You've Got It (The Right Stuff)By New Kids on the BlockBestAudioCodes.com Mmm Mmm Mmm MmmBy Crash Test DummiesBestAudioCodes.com
Just Thoughts
True Friends xxxxxxxxxxxx -Thought you all might get a laugh out of some of these...I know I did. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
A Bit Overwelming
This thing is a bit overwelming. I can figure some of it out, but there is just so much going on. I am not sure where to go next!
My Greatest Fear Is...october 4, 2006
PART ONE: Today's entry 9:26am Monday Sept. 25, 2006 Most people I talk to tell me that they have no fears of any kind other than the normal "fear of water, or fear of fire, or fear of being smothered" that type of stuff. I think that everyone has some type of fear of that physical aspect of dying that way. I know I have a fear of Snakes, especially boas or pythons that are big enough to eat someone like me for lunch. But those are just your normal everyday fears that basically are like the boogyman, you can usually get over them as you get older, or not as the case may be. It all depends on the person and their state of mind. Some of those fears never go away. For me the snake one will never go away, but that isn't my greatest fear. My greatest fear is, not knowing my greatest fear. Or rather not knowing what that greatest fear actually is. Even though I have an idea that something is not what is seems in the back of my mind, I always manage to push it to the furthest reaches
My Thoughts And About Life And Whatnot.
So ok me and my "bf" haven't been getting along but I never thought I would see this. So I had made a profile on a site but I had no picture and I put the location where he lived. Ok so I happen to check it and what do you know its from him. It basically says." He's 23. Blah. He's cute, to text him and check him out on this one site" It just so happens were both on and it was the one we first started talking on. Yes I know I'm a dumbass. Mmk so I actually had another account on the other site but also no picture and a similar name any ways I messaged him saying. "you weren't kidding about being cute. I asked if he had a gf and that we should meet up. " now I'm waiting on what happens. So what should I do later. Should I be like hey I got to read you this message this guy sent me on moco. Is that good? Oh btw the sns I made up actually were for a reason. So why does just about everyone think I have this concieted bitch look. I mean looks can be decieving. What happened to not judg
Domestic Voilence
by Bob Narindra You'd be surprised at how many people suffer through abusive relationships… and not just women. Both emotionally and physically abusive relationships are happening with increased frequency. Abuse can take many different forms. Of course, the most famous type of abuse is physical abuse. Mental abuse, however, can be just as harmful, if not more so. Mental abuse is becoming increasingly prevalent in society. For this reason, in this article I will concentrate on how to detect and handle mental abuse. Mentally abusive people have one goal - to destroy your self-worth. They do this by a variety of methods including, but not limited to, verbal threats, demoralization, alienation of friends and family, and by putting down any positive impulses you have. Some examples of mental abuse are: Telling you that you are worthless. Not allowing you to have any contact with you friends or family unless cleared by them first. Threatening to leave if you don't do w
Chocolate!
Chocolate is such a sexual treat for us all any body out like chocolate? i'm Caramel Chocolate anybody wanna taste my chocolate?
Some Thing Worth Losing
Some times we lie to people. Most the time we don’t even realize it. It’s so difficult to tell when this is happening, because they lie to us too, with out knowing it. Some days everything is a lie, and we lie to our selves all too often. Simple lies, not the kind about cheating or using people, but the kind we live with everyday. The lies about how we feel, about our selves, about others, about who we are. Behind every one of these lies is the truth, and the truth hurts. The truth can ruin families, friends, and marriages. Is the truth worth it? Does it even matter anymore? I try to tell the truth, but I can never tell the truth about everything without causing pain for others. So when is it wrong or right? The truth can be the harshest prison for any ones heart. You look like hell? Tears of sorrow Tears of pain All these tears I’ve cried Damaged from all your lies Screaming from inside Smiling though out All these years Can you feel my fears It all c
What's Wrong With....?
What's wrong with a big dick and a smile?
Newish
Bear with me while i figure this thing out!!!!
Lilbitch
do you take a bite or not...click the pic..
Getting A Skin
How to use the site tweakyourpage.com.first is getting there,when you open a private message or you profile settings page,on the left you will see the link to tweakyourpage.com,as shown below.. once there,it will say to select your network for layouts and skins,click lostcherry.com banner,as shown below.. once your on the next page,scroll a little bit,you will see the skins listed,as shown below.. once you pic a skin catagory you want,click it,like say name brands,as i have done,then will take you to list of skins in that catagory,i chose starbucks,pictured below.. it then will show the background image,and a box below with the code to your skin,copy the code,as pictured below.. now,you take this code and you open up your skins page,go to home page,on left column click my skins,then click create,as shown below.. then it will open up to a window with a default skin in it,simply out line this code,once all is selected,right click and paste the co
Sorry
I can feel your love a thousand miles away I keep it held in tightly while your away I can't believe fate turned my way gave me someone who makes the ice melt away Every night I wish it was you I was holding But I can wait Even if all I have is weekends Its still the best two days It gets me through each week With a big smile I know we will get through this Just fine We'll keep ourselves busy til your job ends I'll be right here with open arms hey everyone, sorry haven't talked to you guys inforever, been working alot, and my comp is all messed up so i am having issues getting on this site but miss ya all.... Life is okay this way though. take care love always fallen Entry for March 03, 2007 Did you know that it is 1950?? Women are lazy if the men clean house. ODD HUH?? So I got called lazy by this pathetic girl because Ron cleans house and I don't. Who wold think that i work and he cleans, man
To Feel Weightless
In white she walks Furrowed fields of dreams Haunt her brow Crystallised indentations fold around her feet Making it difficult to walk straight and narrow pathways to her soul seem so far away She wants to float above it all Leaving the scars behind the locked door to serendipity Inner peace is the one thing she craves Dipped in white tranquility Watching herself float above the blood stained broken strips of grass In the colour of night Deep blue skies hold her whilst she exhales letting all the rancid air free from her soul In whiteness she drifts Above the fields of the deepest blue
Hells Only Angel
ALRIGHT I HAVE GIVIN UP ON FUCKING MYSPACE AN WILL BE BLOGGING HERE FROM NOW ON!!!!! AS I WALK DOWN THIS ROAD I SEE HER IN THE FAR DISTRANCE SHE IS VIBRANTE. I WANT TO HAVE HER IN MY ARMS. I LONG FOR HER TOUCH TO FEEL HER SKIN NEXT TO MINE. SHE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE WHEN I HEAR HER VOICE IT CALMS MY INTER BEAST. I LOOK AT HER AN I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT SHE LONGS FOR THE SAME AFFECTION THAT I DO. I HAVE TRYED ON ACCATIONS TO REACH HER BUT EVERY TIME I DO A FORCE HOLDS ME JUST OUT OF HER TOUCH BUT YET SHE IS STILL HOLDING ON. THERE ARE PEOPLE IN OUR SURRONDINGS THAT ARE FOES THAT ACT LIKE THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS BUT I KNOW THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT I WILL TOUCH HER. THEY WILL STRIKE OUT AGAIST US AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING SHORT OF KEEPING US APART. IT WILL BE THEN THAT I WILL STRIKE IN RETALIATION AN WILL CALL APON THE REATH OF HELLS FLAMES TO ENGALF THEM AND THEY WILL NO LONGER BE THERE. TO KEEP US APART. I WILL HAVE HER IN MY ARMS AN FEEL HER TOUCH FOR EVER MORE. BECAUSE I WILL
Calli Lynn Roberts
RIP baby girl the world is yours to glance at as you sit upon your golden clouds with your mother, i prey for you and your brother and your family so Rest In Peace, You have had a good life and now you can come back as someone loved and respected much like you were before your passing, MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT ~~~~~R.I.P~~~~~ NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever tak
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Another blog from myspace, mine, it was the first one i posted and our first times doing these patrols after being in country a couple of weeks!! So the other day i was out and about the infamous town of Kirkuk, heading home after a long day of just riding around, when BAM!!!! An IED hit the truck ahead of us, nobody hurt, no damage, nothing, but this was in the middle of town, and a soccer game going on no less....There wasnt even a flinch from the locals. So anyway we have to cordone off the area and wait for EOD to come out..............so..........aboot an hour later, maybe and hour and a half later, after almost having to shoot a bus that was barreling down the road, EOD finally shows up. Guess what they do........they get a damn metal detector out and walk right up to the detonation site. I thought it was humorous and worth writing about. But damn, they have some balls, like bowling ball size balls. Well, this being my first blog here, not sure what to write about.
Things That Make You Think.
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
This Is Just Sad
if ur in luv read this... its sooo sad boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silencesounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- rele? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl-......................well i have to go il
Cheating Whores
so I guess the girl I was seeing cheated on me.. fucking awesome
Gary Chapman's The Five Love Languages
The Five Love Languages 1. Words of Affirmation Mark Twain once said “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Verbal appreciation speaks powerfully to persons whose primary Love Language is “Words of Affirmation.” Simple statements, such as, “You look great in that suit,” or “You must be the best baker in the world! I love your oatmeal cookies,” are sometimes all a person needs to hear to feel loved. Aside from verbal compliments, another way to communicate through “Words of Affirmation” is to offer encouragement. Here are some examples: reinforcing a difficult decision; calling attention to progress made on a current project; acknowledging a person’s unique perspective on an important topic. If a loved one listens for “Words of Affirmation,” offering encouragement will help him or her to overcome insecurities and develop greater confidence. 2. Quality Time Quality time is more than mere proximity. It’s about focusing all your
Videos
Jeff's Toughts
Lately i been Very Bussy in WWE. Most of this is Preparing My Body for Future Shows.I Finally Won That Intercontinental Title i was Looking foward to it. But Now im also a Target so ill have to Work harder to Keep it I Came here to apologize to all my Fans and Tell them that if im not on leave me a message ill try to answer ok love Jeff Hardy
Limericks (adult Content)
A Fellow Named Mitch There once was a fellow named Mitch Whose dick could drag a ditch! He couldn't tell by spasms When ladies reached orgasms But rather when their voices changed pitch! A Gentleman From.... A gentleman from Surrey Ate too much hot, Indian curry It was just like a hit When he shouted: "Oh, shit" And ran to the loo in a hurry A Man Called McNair There once was a man named McNair. Who had an affair on the stair. The bannister broke. So he doubled his stroke. And finished off... In mid air! A Man From China There once was a man from China, who wasn't a very good climber, he slipped on a rock, and cut off his cock, and now he has a vagina There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". The once was
Im Not On All Day, Lol
Ok.. Im not on all day even if you see my cherry blinkin ;) I have DSL and stay logged in unless i turn my comp off. Just lettin ya know yall werent being ignored, lol.
None
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
Shrooooms
Last night i saw upon the stair A little man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish the hell he'd go away
Romantic Stories
May God bless and keep you always, May your wishes all come true, May you always do for others And let others do for you. May you build a ladder to the stars And climb on every rung, May you stay forever young, May you grow up to be righteous, May you grow up to be true, May you always know the truth And see the lights surrounding you. May you always be courageous, Stand upright and be strong, May you stay forever young, May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift, May you have a strong foundation When the winds of changes shift. May your heart always be joyful, May your song always be sung, May you stay forever young, --- Bob Dylan It was a quiet, warm night in early fall. I was watchin’ pro wrestling on TV in my underwear, drinkin’ some cheap ass beer that I picked up with what was left of my welfare check. Then there was this knock at the door. It was some broad from one of the local bars. I couldn’t remember much about her
Yeah..
I need a car.. that's aabout it.. once I have my own ride, life's gonna be a lot easier.. so if anyone who lives near by wants to sell me a vehicle for cheep... or just gimme one for free.. it'd be nice :)
Lost
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
This Is Me...
what u see is what u get this is me u haven't figured that out yet i am who i am who are u to try n change this is my life i'll be the one to rearange this is me... can't u just let that be don't want to hear what u have to say i'm doin this on my own, my way independent, i count on my self cuz in the end it's only me no one else this is me, i make the choice opinions that count come from my voice u can't change who i am, no doubt this is me... accept that or get out! By : Nathan J.
Stories
Friends And Family
Ok guys, I just wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate all the comments and luv you've shown in the little time I have known you on LC. Luv you guys and Thanks! If there is anything that I can do for any of you, Just let me know.
Falling In Bed
The top 40 ways men fail in bed... take notes, all you Casanovas! 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's n
Hey Cyber Peeps
Just wanted to say hey y'all out there in cyberland....drop in and swap a howdy anytime...i'd love to hear from you....til then..stay kool and i'll catch ya on the flipside!!!
Love
married for few years now seems to be going well. I work for a new company called Five Guys Burgers and Fries. My oldest child is now a junior in High School and a freshman in college. Life has gotten better hope it keeps going that way. Want to buy house sometime very soon, want something of my own that i can proud of and say is mine and my husbands. .Why is it I have this incredibly wonderful man who I love very much, but can't seem to make happy. I know I am not always the easiest person to deal with but I try. I don't think I show him how much I appreciate him and am glad to have him in my life, I try to tell but I guess that is not good enough. Right now I am going to school full-time and working so we don't get much time together, I need to know others way I can show him how much I appreciate him and the support he gives me and how much I do truly love him
I Dont Even Know
so yeah i fuckin hate school without my love here! it really sucks! but yeah im supposed to be doin work for careers right now but yeah that class is soooo gay i mean its worse than spanish 2! but this chick julia beside me has this whoopee cushion i guess thats our entertainment for this class but yeah im gonna go so later
Sin
Why?
So apparently I'm fat... and apparently it's because I eat meat! Some random ass guy that I have never talked to in my life decided to have this conversation with me in my shoutbox... podurtz: yes i wish i wasa girl! ->podurtz: jealousy is a bitch!!! podurtz: im a cook it my job fatty well go head an go eat peace..fatcheeks.. ->podurtz: whatever, i'm done talking to you, i have more important things to do, like actually having a life. because i don't sit there being an ass to people and taking pictures of food podurtz: i think i could get the time of the day form u..but a cake yaa right!.. podurtz: ahahahahah oh.. ->podurtz: your just mad cause you couldn't get the time of day from a girl like me unless your an asshole. podurtz: 105!aaahahah ur so funny sometimes that was a good one ->podurtz: i weigh 105, that is not fat podurtz: im not fatty fat fat.. ->podurtz: why you being an ass? podurtz: huh ->podurtz: your one to fucking talk podurtz: ur not fat! aaaha
Lightning
Check out my lightning pics and plz let me know which of them is your favorite. thx Flick
Does This Really Work
I have some Naughty pics on file now...If you have not seen them .. Take a look..... Leave a comment too :o) Ladies, I have had a debate with several of my male friends, and they insist sending a "Dick Pic" to a woman gets them hot. Several of them stated: I dick pic is better then sending a "hello." I have talked to lots of women. Many have told me they have been sent solicited, and unsolicited "Dick pics." my question to you is: Do they get you hot? "Z"
Hidden Talent
Your results:You are Superman Superman 75% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 53% Robin 53% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 48% Catwoman 40% Batman 35% You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test Your Pornstar Name is:Ion Virtue Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Porn Star Name
Just Blabber..
My Poetry
Why did you call last night? Why did you have to tell me you still missed me? Why did you tell me you still loved me? Why did you tell me I was still in your dreams You told me that you be here if you could.. But your not You told me you still loved me but your married to her You told me that you wished you could see me but you wont You told me you love the fact that we lasted 3yrs but I have been married for 10 You tell me that you've never forgotten me but this isnt real You tell me you will alwys be there if I need you but I know that a lie You tell me you love the fact that we took so long to get to where we were But I know you wished we had gotten their alot sooner... But Why? Why did you call? Why did you have to bring this back up..Now it will take me so much longer to let go of you again. It took me so much to forget that I will always love you.. WHy? I cant help but see your eyes in my dreams. Your voice rings thru my heart. Your touch heals my skin
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My Hidden Talent...
you all should take this quiz, i did and it was pretty cool Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
About Me
Ok i think it's time for me to reveal a little bit "About Me"...I'm a very private person and i dont really share much about my personal self or life on the internet with too many ppl,unless i trust you completely....i'm unreachable and untouchable and unwanting but desireable lol.....i'm here to just make friend's not looking for anything more or less... i have a great sense of humour im very sensitive ,caring, spiritual(not in the religious sense)...i'm a free spirit,strong willed and a very real person no bullshit or baggage attached...i'm who i am....i'm very generous with my love and sometime's too much so ..i love to cuddle, kiss, neck,touch and hug alot...i'm a great cook,i love to cook for a hungry man with a good appetite... i live,laugh,love and learn....i alway's smell good hehe and i like cleanliness..thing's that turn me off are smelly ppl,feet,breath,just stinkiness in general....lol someone that pick's their nose in public is a turnoff um cheap ppl,selfish ppl, greedy
Lou Eskie Iii's Twisted Thoughts
Sitting still as the world passes you by Is like being in a crowded room And noone bothers to say "Hi" It makes you realize just how useless you are With or without your exsistence The world continues along There's no change in the tune of life's usual song What would change if he wasn't here? Only the emptiness of this chair? Why was he around? What good could he do? What made him different from me or you? Is this all life had to offer? Or is he the only one feeling trapped in a coffin? He needed a break Someone to help him We all hear Yet noone listens We all look And see absolutely nothing He thought of this As he looked on the crowd below And knew they were waiting for the finale of this show The most attention he had ever received Happened the day he let himself fall 100 feet Before I found you, My heart was so cold, And with all the drama around, I was about ready to fold. No matter how hard I fought, I knew I was losing. To everyone around me, It
Blog, Blog, Blog......
Why do people, especially smelly ones, feel that they need to be 3 fuckin inches from my face when they speak to me. I had a guy come into my store this morning spoutin off some CRAZY shit about buyin out Sony. He cut me off from my only escape and proceeded to back me into a corner. I was alone in the store at the time. "You seem trustworthy, you seem very smart." He expelled from his mouth. The stench of morning breath and cigarettes weigh heavy in the air I was trying to choke into my lungs so I wouldn't pass out from lack of oxygen. He went on and on about his screen which he was trying to get passed the patent department, and how I should jump on board and be an investor. Yeah, buddy, I'm gonna fork my hard earned money over to the original barfly in hopes for a payoff of my wildest dreams. As he rambled on. He was in awe of my attentiveness. Truth be told I was staring right through him. I was thinking of anything BUT what he was saying. A blow job, A hot stripper. Hell, I was

Fun And Joke
> > A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note > >for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. > > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He > >thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. > > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" > > The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." > > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" > > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.
Spread Smiles
i have tried to make at least one person smile per day for the last year i have been deployed it has kept me happy becouse i have spread smiles through the deployment and helped those around me be happy if only for that moment. just think if everyone tried to get others you do or dont know to smile if only once a day how much happyer the world could be. so go out and help the world be a better and happier place its very rewarding.
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Tarty Tart
spending a lot of time outdoors loving the new fall colors coming in..look for the new pics of Fall
My Blogs
What is your food nickname? Skittles Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com Khris Fantasy realization expert 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
New
Well I am tired and not filling to well at the moment. And I have to work to night lol , but thats life. Its freezing here to and I work with icecream at dariy queen. so I thing I will be a little more froze in the end lol. I went to get my check yesterday and I got a raise! I wasnt expecting to but its cool:) I’m reaching for the stars the ones there just boned my fingertips. I see the light in the dark of the night so close yet so far. Will I get there this I do not know, but with my friends close at heart I can wish and I can hope that one day ill reach one if even just the tip. The sky’s the limit after all if you have true friends they will catch you when you fall. Ok so I have been working on this most of the day. And Nothing is done lol I cant seen to get things to work the music or background so how exactly do we do this ?
Humor
What I really find confusing is people who take networking sites all that seriously. Save the people who run them, because they should… its how they put money in the bank. I get a friend request from »Touch of Thomas«™' yesterday. So I accept his friend request and move on. Really I would prefer good looking women, but he seemed nice enough about it. I get back on not an hour later and »Touch of Thomas«™' is whining that I did not fan him and rate him. Yes I would have, but let’s face it how much of a completely insecure pussy does a guy have to be to send that fucking missive out? Its not like I was rogering him and refused to give a reach around. And while we are at it, »Touch of Thomas«™'? Really? Someone has to throw a trade mark in a name like Touch Of Thomas? I mean I think I saw a store named that all Mall of America. Wait it was a guy with a particularly wide stance in the fourth floor men’s bathroom. I declined… and he was not nearly as
In The News
The Michael Vick dog fighting case is bound to cause many divisions of people following the case. There are the football fans who wonder how this will impact the Atlanta Falcons or their fantasy team. There are the animal rights crowd who rightfully call dog fighting an awful practice and the book should be thrown at Vick. There will be the bigots who come out of the woodwork. There are the black activists who will be apologists. There will be the parents who will be upset that their kids might have looked up to Michael Vick. Athletes are held to high physical standards and sometimes low moral ones. They really have to cock-up before anyone pays much heed. This effect continues the better and more accomplished they get. Youthful mistakes and exuberance that bleeds into harsher acts is overlooked for the sake of a team. They are never told no, talent trumps many things including discipline and decency sometimes. But what happens when an athlete is allegedly running a dog fi
Life...whatever
Whith few execptions blogging on Cherry Tap is pathetic. It can be boiled down to the following: 1. Reposting shit that was not funny 17 repostings ago. Cut 'n paste is not blogging. No more than Xeroxing a book is writing one. 2. Whining about how dysfunctional your life is, which would be okay if you weren't a dysfunctional person to begin with. This sort of thing is like complaining it is hot in July. 3. Attention whoring of the worst kind. The gosh golly gee whiz I get no love because nobody is commenting on my pics... nobody is rating me... or nobody is talking to me. Shocking news, there is probably a reason as to why this is happening. Either they are dull or haven't been updated since dinosaurs walked the earth. 4. Blogging to beg for more comments and ratigns so you get to gain another level. Here is a quick fact... the levels here mean jack and shit in that order. It is not like you will get a gold plated 2007 Corvette. Shut the fuck up and let you
Fuck!!
im so fucking pissed. so much shit is going on with me and my mom. i cant take it anymore. i just want to run away. and i dont want to sound all emo and everything cuz that shits retarded. but honestly. drinking, yelling, fighting. not to mention her asshole bf. i dont know what to do. she is nice for like 10 min then SNAP! shes a bitch. Shes even talkin about sending me to a foster home. Or to live with my dad in Texas. which i cant do. i hate my real dad with a passion, worse than i hate my mom. my mom and i used to be best friends. then we moved to vermont and she started drinking and i cant take it. i dont know what to do? i can go live with my dad in NH but she wont let me. im so confused. IF anyone knows what i can do help?!
Hi Friends
my lost cherries, I'm a person of few words. however like meeting new people. so feel free to drop a line. Dark Angel
Diddy'sblog
Hey everyone with Blackberries!!!!
Looking For A Girlfriend
Just Stuff I Wrote
It was a rainy night,she waited in silence for His arrival. while doing so, she got the room prepared, roses and baby's breath in crystal vase's. she wondered what His mood would Be. Could he be in the Romantic, that took her breath away Or would He be like an Animal, show his Dominate Side,have her kneel before Him. she made the bed up with satin sheets, the wine set out in the ice to cool,while awaiting for His entry. With everything in its place she looked around the room for any thing not being where it is. .but should be, happy with all she slipped into a bath tub with scented oil's, the warmth of the water taking away any doulbts. This night would not be like any other, until He arrived, she waited for her Master.
Stratus
I am sad today. My wolf Stratus has passed away. He has been a big part of my life and will be sorely missed by not only me, but everyone who came into contact with him. I'll never forget you boy, goodbye and godspeed! =(
"about Me"
Me
The Love Of My Life(l)
Blogs!
I SO NEED SOME LOVE LC.......HELP ME GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL PLZ!!! MUAHHHHHHHHHH.... So this is my 1st blog! Hmmm i'm new to this, so if anyone has any tips for me,please please let me know!!!
Dj Sam House
I made this playlist at MyFlashFetish.com.Check out this MySpace MP3 Player! Broadcast Yourself LIVE DJ SAM HOUSE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO from CMW VIDEO PRODUCTIONS on Vimeo.
1st Nd Last
okay boys suck kthanksbye!
Oh No!
OK, so let me officially say that I am stepping into the middle of the court and Im takin a shot. Im gonna dance in the moon light nekkid. Then Im gonna take a hit for all the smokers out there. I know exactly wat Im talking about here...if you dont. Im sorry.
Thoma$ (with A Bling)
What Up?
Hey, what's goin on? New to this whole thing, so if anybody has any hints or anything on what makes a good site lemme know. Gotta have people checking it out! Peace!
I'm Done
I'M NOT LOOKING ANYMORE, I'M DONE, INTERESTED, THEN FIND ME....
Just Read Them
here is a place to buy great toys, lubes, outfits, videos and more, check it out!!! Ok, so I need to vent. Anyone whoe reads this might thinks its stupid, but oh well. I dont like sunflowers, they are very ugly in my opinion. But it is ironic that my zodiac flower just happens to be a sunflower. anyhow had to vent, so feel free to comment, Thanks!!!
Feelings
I am in a really bad mood today so if I dont get back to you right away its because of my mood and I dont want to say anything to offend anyone.....I will get back to you when I feel better...I promise......To all my friends and family....I love you all so please feel free to leave me messages i will get back to you soon!! Love LeAnn aka ~*~Twisted Illusions~*~ I am sittin here going out of my mind.....did something i really shouldnt have done today....but i did and i cant change it now......I am bored out of my mind.....need someone to talk to or something.....It has just been a horrible day all the way around. Has anyone ever just felt like nothing can go right for you? I just dont know what to do. LeAnn
The Basket! (adult)
The Basket I had a night out with Jane and we went out to dinner. The dinner was very nice, I had picked out a nice restaurant and we had some wine and we were getting to know each other pretty good. I took Jane out dancing and danced up a storm. The night was winding down and I offered her a drink back at my place and she agreed. Jane and I had a few drinks and were necking like high school kids on the couch. Jane asked where the bathroom was and I told her down the hall and when she came back she asked what the basket was in my bedroom. I “blushed” and said that was a how you would say a sexual device. Jane just looked at me kind of strangely and then I explained. I told her that I was in the Navy and stationed in the Philippines. That I was introduced into “Basket SEX” and the more I explained the basket the more she started to get excited. At this point Jane had a Big Grin on her face and I gave Jane a Big kiss. I took her into my arms and carried her into
Today's Society
.I'm currently going through a divorce and have a son. I got married six months after I graduated and then had my baby boy..see I got married first then had my child, I did everything the right way or so I thought.. I found out my husband cheated on me and left him...not going into details here..but anyway I say that so u know where I am coming from. So, I talk to guys on this and in my daily life not wanting to get with a guy just friendship and as soon as they find out you have a kid..they want nothing to do with you... I'm not asking you to be my babys father or to support me nigga's I'm merely talking to you as a friend...My question is why is it more exceptable for a man to have a child and us as woman except it...but if you're a single mother u are looked down upon and judged? Or is it because you would rather not care for another man's child or show them love? In my case I did everything right and still ended up with a dog and would rather not be with a cheater but in tod
Cuz Im Bored
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
First Day
Today was my son's first day of day care...he refused to go unless it was school so I told him he was going to school. His name is Braden and his is three. I was so sad but when we arrived before he got out the the vehicle he said "bye mommy" I said, "I have to take you in", he said okay. I took him in and signed him in and grabbed my hand and said "mommy bend down here" so I bent down and he said "don't worry I can make my own friends, I ain't scared" I was like WOW! This great but it was sad at the same time but when I went to pick him up he said he liked it and wants to go back tomorrow. All in all it was a pretty good experience.
Wanted To Say Thanks
To all my friend's and fan's my computer has messed up need new modem so I won't be on for awhile. I am sorry for being unable to chat or rate anyone not meaning to be rude or unsociable. Hope to be back on line in a few days. Thanks and Love to all and please don't forget me. Hey peeps, I just want to ask a simple, well maybe not so simple, ?. I have a guy friend, that said he wouldn't date me because of the fact that I have my ass shining on this site. Now, would it bother any of you guys if say, I started dating one of you, and someone came up and said to me, Hey I've seen your ass!? I mean just because there is a pic on here doesn't really mean anything does it, or is it not a good thing if I'm looking for a long term relationship? any imput you have on this would be a big help to me. Cuz now I feel like maybe I'm not dating material. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Love to all!! Well it's getting late so I am going to tell everyone goodnight, kisses, hugs and love to ever
Lame Fucks
I'm sure a lot of people can relate to this; Ever go out of your way to try to help someone or a group of people to get nothing but shit in return? I am about at the end of putting up with it. I used to enjoy IRC, and many other chat networks. Lately its nothing but idiots and kids on the major networks, and people you thought were friends on others. I am a helping person by nature but, I will think twice about it for many now. (you know who you are) I'm sure this will make its way back to where it was meant for. With that said, Game off. Quotes off. Me off. -sorry guys and gal. I just need a break from all the BS. c-ya when I c-ya.
My Thoughts For The Day
hi everybody! thank you very much for caring about what i think...^_^ Well there's this spanish song that I really love and I wanted to share that with people, :D It's called Suena by Intocable which means "dream" "Dream, close your eyes, take my hands and hug me tightly. Don't leave me alone... Embrace the silence while looking into my eyes, I want you to know tonight how much I love you, and how happy I am... I want this night to taste of your lips, a taste of life for my heart... bacause to love you I would go as far as the stars, and I would give entirely of myself because I love you. I wouldn't care if I died in your arms, bcause I love you...and to love you I would walk blindly, and faithfully I would follow you even if you let me go, I wouldn't care if I died in your arms because I love you" That's most of it. It seems really intense but it's good I'll get back to the next one later, ^_^ Well the second song that I felt like writing about is this song called Chasi
It's Not Always Me
IM IN EARLY LABOR !~!!! hi i know im never on, but just give me a chance and one day i will catch up and in answering everything i need to go kids need me :) love alwayss dee oxo ... hey paulg and dee ,. everything will be fine it just takes time hey its danielle im ok and living well my car died,w hat a shocker i am currently awaiting the arrival of my new son , i cant wait being pregnant sucks ! but it helps to save money ive quit smoking, six months in !~~ i am soo happy i hope everyone is great and doing well peace to all @!
Far Away
Nickelback Far Away Music Video Code
Im So Over The Dating Scene
Alot of things about last night bothered me. But that's another whinefest, another rant. One that will likely be private.Because well.. like any human being, showing emotion to the open world is a scary idea. We dont want people to see who we are, we want them to see our mask, our charade.We want them to see us not for who we really are, but who want to be. But I give up. Im done. Not in a "woe is me" my life blows I wanna kill myself kinda way.Far from it. Anyone who knows me knows thats the exact polar opposite of "me". I was home alone and I was thinking... When it comes to relationships... Im done. Not in a I never want to have another one kinda way, but in a ive seen it all kinda way. No im not arrogant enough to belive ive experienced all of lifes joys and hells, so let me explain. I have been in "love" in one of its three biggest forms with three different people.My first love was the chemical, no explanation for it love. The "love at first sight," just couldnt get enough of eac
My Profile
I love all of you but some changes have to be made. If I get a message asking me about anything that is already answered on my profile, Im going to have to delete you. If you ask me a question Ive already answered on my profile, that means your not paying attention to what I have to say and are only interested in the pics. Im sorry, but I dont want to spend all day responding to messages when the answer to questions is right there in front of you. could ya come vote for me and spam me.......take 5 minutes and show some love?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come vote for me.....I placed 3rd in round 2 and want a better showing this time!! [ CherryTAP.com photo: 33619206 ]
Me
I hate being sick and not having anyone around to take care of me.. I wish i had someone to stay and lay with me, sick or healthy.. ANYHOW just thought I'd vent... i'm sick..now lol... well, for those of you who are actually interested in getting to know me...I'm a 21 year old girl living in washington D.C. I'm very outgoing, bright, cheerful, loving, smart and brave. I may be young but my life has been a long bumpy road so far. I have a boyfriend who i care for deeply however i'm always interested in meeting new friends. Thanks for taking the time to read alittle about me. just wondering... Who would like to meet me in REAL life...who'd wanna have their way with me? Just wondering.. who'd actually have the balls to seduce me??? any takers?
.simplequestions.
The Stupid Things We Do
All right, Im the kind of guy that doesn't really give a rats ass what he wears. If it smells or at least looks clean I'll wear it, and the only time I get new clothes is Christmas and my birthday. I thought I did a GREAT job today, went shopping to buy some new pants for work, and as always, I refuse to try anything on at the store. So, I broke the 6 year stretch of not buying myself any type of clothing and bought 8 pairs of pants, yeah for me, I rock. I get home and ripped all the tags off put them in my closet and was done. Then something came up and I needed to run to work so I decided to grab a pair I had just bought, What did I do wrong???? I wear 34W x36L and bought 8 pairs of 36Wx34L and they wont take them back since I removed the tags :( Somebody slap me.
Biker Babe Contest
Somethin 2 Say
When Lilly was a young lady she was envied by all, a father quite wealthy and the belle of each ball. She married, had children, and the family did well, but she outlived them all and now life is hell. Her husband passed on, but the children were there, but to live past their death just doesn't seem fair. Now she sits and rocks on her front porch each day, praying that at least their memories will stay. People walk by her mansion and see her each day, envy her wealth and wish they lived that way. To be able to just sit there with a nurse by her side having no clue that each day she has cried. Lilly has the faith she will be with them once more, prays God for mercy to end lifes hard chore. Still, they walk by her mansion and see her each day envying her wealth and wishing they lived that way ok people check this out.....im new here and stuff so im so fuckin lost write now. ok i dont even noe wat the hell 2 put in this blog thingy...... wats up wit everybody 2day
Polo69
Pinkie Swears Dont Work No More
well.. peoples it has been awhile. actually its been like forever since i have been on this thing. i have had no free time at all. pretty much sucks. with competition coming up monday and battle of the bands saturday night i have no free time at all. but rest to sure i will be back soon after all this is over with. so stay safe and keep rocking out with your cock out muhwahs -the princess
Lovers
Here's Some Shit. Read It. Or Don't. See If I Give A Fuck
Guess who's got the new two-disk Platinum Edition Little Mermaid DVD? That's right, motherfuckers, I do! I know you're just boiling with jealousy now! I also got my choice of liscensed plush toy for free with it. So now me and Flounder can watch our favourite movie whenever we want to. So, if you decide that you are worthy of this joy, go to Best Buy to get it. It was five dollars cheaper there than at FYE and you got the toy. I think FYE had some gay movie card or something, and KB Toys didn't give anything with it. Another cause for rapturous joy is that Terry and I shall be moving out of this shitty shit-hole in a matter of days. Three of them, if you wish to be specific. So, as of Saturday, I will have an awesome apartment and you won't, because I'm awesome and you suck. Yes, I mean you, specifically reading this right now, and no one else.
Broken
im lost without your touch im lost without your kiss im lost without your love im lost without your phonecalls im lost without your texts but most of all im lost without you i love you and i miss you but theres nuthing i can say or do that will change that, i can dream that u are lying beside me like u did, i can dream of your touch, your kiss your everything and maybe just maybe one day it will return
Sexyazzgrdma..................do Men
About My Mom's Cancer
The Very Latest Update, About My Mom's Cancer (please read) The Very Latest Update, About My Mom's Cancer (please read) To all of my dear friends, First of all, please let me apologize, for not being online (lately), as much as I would like to be. I do value all of you, who are on my friends list! Also, please forgive the length of this Bulletin, and please excuse any typos, or puntuation mistakes. I am writing this to let you all know, what is happening with my Mom (and me). For the past couple of months, my family and I, have been going through a lot. As for myself, I feel that I have reached my breaking point! I will now, bring you, up-to-date, about my Mom's condition. My mind is a bit "scattered", so please bear with me. It has been awhile, so I will write a quick re-cap, for you. Back in May of 2006, my Mom's oncologist ordered an "early" bone marrow biopsy, because he was concerned with her blood count, and they had found protein in her urine, a sure sign, that the cancer
Stupidity Awards
Stupidity Award winners Darwin's Award Winners 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bu
I Hates Who Make Me Feel Baddd And I Hates So Bad Who Dont Trust In Me
Of All Guys
and of all guys you will be the first I miss and of all guys I will remember your kiss guy of all guys this one is the only that can compare how I loved you how I loved to and how I loved to, I loved me but guy of all guys it was only temporary I wish you the best at whatever you do I will never swim in your eyes no matter how blue I thank you for changing my neurochemistry and look forward to the day another guy occupies my dreams
New Video.hmmmmmmmmm
My Thoughts About My Life
Adding on to the previous definition in this blog: An Asshole is also someone who steals from you, their friends, and even their own mother. An Asshole will do anything to hide the fact that they have stolen from you, even going so far as to lie about it and steal from someone else to plant it in a place where somebody (most likely you) will find it. An Asshole is someone who doesn't show any remorse when you tell them you are packing, but will say, straight-faced (with no emotion in their voice; meanwhile, tears are dripping onto the folded clothes at your feet) that they can now go out, party, and stay up until 6 in the morning without being bitched at; and (still with no emotion) that they will probably die from alcohol poisoning. An Asshole is someone who yells (angrily) at you to stay, even though they know that they are dead wrong and that yelling will only make it worse. An Asshole is someone you can't walk away from, because their mom (who has become yours, sort of) has aske
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You scored as Jean Grey, Jean Grey is likely the most powerful X-Man. She loves Cyclops very much but she has a soft spot for Wolverine. She's psychic so she can sense how others are feeling and tries to help them. She also has to control her amazing powers or the malevolent Phoenix entity could take control of her and wreak havok. Powers: Telekinetic, TelepathicJean Grey90% Colossus85% Iceman80% Rogue75% Storm70% Wolverine70% Cyclops65% Emma Frost60% Gambit45% Beast40% Nightcrawler
Old Love Poem
Red
Canada
A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border. Canada's paramount political problem is meeting public demands for quality improvements in health care and education services after a decade of budget cuts. Canada also faces questions about integrity in government following revelations regarding a corruption scandal in the federal government that has helped revive the fortunes of separatists in predominantly francophone Quebec. CANADA'S AREA MASS total: 9,984,670 sq km land: 9,093,507 sq km water: 891,163 sq km land boundries total: 8,893 km border countries: US 8,893 km (includes 2,477 km with Alaska) (haha adam ) Terrain mostly plains with mountains in west and lowlands in southeast elevations lowest point: Atlantic Ocean 0 m hi

Poems
Back when I was a child Before life removed all the innocence My father would lift me high And dance with my momma and me and then Spin me around till I fell asleep Then up the stairs he would carry me And I new for sure, I was loved. If I could get another chance Another walk another dance with him I'd play a song that would never ever end How I'd love, love, love to dance with my father again. When me and my momma would disagree To get my way I would run from her to him He'd make me laugh just to comfort me Then finally make me do just what my momma said Later that night when I was asleep He left a dollar under my sheet Never dreamed that he would be gone from me. If I could steal one final glance, One final step, one final dance with him I'd play a song that would never ever end How I'd love, love, love to dance with my father again. Sometimes I'd listen outside her door And I'd hearmy momma cry for him I'd pray for her even more than me I'd pray fo
One Day At A Time.......
I cant begin to tell you what you all mean to me. Yesterday was absolutely amazing and I guess my pea brain had no idea what it was gonna be like to be on everyone's home page for 24 hours...lol. The response to that overwhelmed this lil gal from texas' heart. You people are incredibly amazing to me. Those that know me well know that if there is anything at all I can do for you for showing me so much kindness all you need do is ask. Im incredibly behind in rating you all and if I havent, which yesterday was next to impossible, please remind me especially if you are needing to level up and I'll come and help push you over or pimp you out as need be. I do want to address one thing that is in my mind this morning. Over the day and last night several haters came to my profile...Never once commenting on anything but to leave 1's, 4's etc...whatever the number, I guess in some attempt to make me feel badly or to drop my rating or whatever. Never being brave enough to speak to me.
Ramblings From A Cutie
Just Checking This Thing Out
My Roommate has been stuck on this lost cherry page for weeks. It used to be myspace, but this is his new addiction, so I had nothing to do and I thought I would check it out. I don't know maybe I'm just used to myspace but I guess this place is ok. I like that you don't have to be someones friend to leave a comment. Okay well I'm going to play aroung and see what else you con do on here. If you have any tips let me know ^.^ sammie
Ducky
if you think you can hang think again come real if you can bring what you got and may be you can so if you think you can hang just say hell yes if you like what you see come and get it if you can hang
*****lost Cherry*****
Once upon a time I sat here to unwind stare blankly into the screen so lost in my own little dream I didn't know where to go What to do or who to know My days were long and hard My nights were dull and bored And then I found Lost Cherry SO gratefull and so merry Right there I found a gift That helped my spitits lift I met all sorts of friends And found that friendship never ends Don't matter if they're far or near I sit down and talk right here Comments help me hold my head Finally I don't feel that dead I take it then I give away To those that found the time of day So thanks all my friends On LC once again You guys are with me all the time And I'm so glad that your friends of mine. LUV KATHY
Lacey
hi my name is lacey and i am up here 4 friends
Hello Cherry People!
Im a nice cherry and i hope that all you other cherries are nice to me and be good little cherries! I would like to get to know all of you im not bais, so talk to me people and you might just be suprised! Actually i dont really like cherries as much as i like strawberries! lol Im a nice cherry and i hope that all you other cherries are nice to me and be good little cherries! I would like to get to know all of you im not bais, so talk to people and you might just be suprised!
Horney
i am so dam horney im fuckn rock hard an it sucks i want to eat some pussy so fuckn bad
Hard Work Pays...
Dirty Mind
Wanna Fuck me???? Hi guys... Do you really want the chance to fuck me good? Go get your AIM test and message me ASAP cuz Im starting a new video line and Im only doing first timers and fans. I cant wait to meet you all and get a nice healthy dose of fresh cock. You may think Im doing this as a favor to you all... but it is actually a self serving slutty idea! You must be over 18 with 2 valid IDs {duh!} Aim tested and willing to be filmed. I hope everybody out there isn't all talk and will really cum through for me. I am totally serious and ready to start anytime. Lets do it guys! xxx chel I think it is so funny that I am actually writing a "blog". Lets hear it for boredom! I guess when Im not either fucking, looking to fuck or masterbating, I can come on here and tell ya all how horny I am. It will be interesting to see if anyone actually cares what this slutty little cum whore thinks!! im here alone and so not geting fucked...embarassing but true.......see if this spar
I Got Flowers Today (dedicated To Battered Women)
I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn’t mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe that it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed unreal, a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares; And I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over—but I know he is sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn’t Valentines Day or any other special day; Last night he beat me and threatened
My New Years Resolution
Your New Year's Resolutions 1) Get a pet wallaby 2) Eat more pie 3) Travel to India 4) Study artificial intelligence 5) Get in shape with whitewater rafting What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?
A Vampires Blog!
My First blog! yay!
The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Sometimes
S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes.. when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one see s your smile . But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to Dance in the rain". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gypsy Luck
A Polar Bear Walks Into A Bar...
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Hey bartender, gimme a ... ... ... beer." The bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?" The polar bear says, "Always had 'em."
Oops!
It's a one-night stand. The couple has just finished having sex. The man kisses the lady and says, "I'd love to stay, but I bet your husband will be coming home anytime now." "Husband?!" the lady asks. "What makes you think I have a husband?" The man says, "I couldn't help but notice the picture of that man on your nightstand." The lady laughs and replies, "Oh, don't be silly. That's just me before the surgery."
I Have An Xwife Now!
WELL I AM FREE NOW THAT REALLY SUCKS BUT WHAT CAN I DO? SO IF ANY LADYS R LOOKING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SEND ME A SHOUT. THANKS
This Guy Has No Clue
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there's his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor. "You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
Golf Buddies
Two guys are hitting the links at their local country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it. The first guy says "Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!" The second one goes, "Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec." So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, "Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me.
Learning How To Make The Best Uses With Html Codes! Yeah And I'm Just Starting To Learn.. Big Deal Huh? Lol
3 Drunk Women
Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second says, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third says, "No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a candle, and burned the whole house down!" She begins to cry. The room falls silent. Finally, the first girl speaks up: "I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog!"
It's Riddle Time
RIDDLE You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this situation? ANSWER Get off the Merry-Go-Round, you drunk.
A Girl Buries Her Pet
Little Nancy is in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peers over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster is doing, he politely asks, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replies Nancy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor is concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy pats down the last heap of earth, then replies, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
Read Your Emails
She Let Herself Go By George Strait
Artist/Band: Strait George Lyrics for Song: She Let Herself Go Lyrics for Album: Somewhere Down in Texas He wondered how she'd take it when he said goodbye. Thought she might do some cryin': lose some sleep at night. But he had no idea, when he hit the road, That without him in her life, she'd let herself go. Let herself go on a singles cruise, To Vegas once, then to Honolulu. Let herself go to New York City: A week at the Spa; came back knocked-out pretty. When he said he didn't love her no more, She let herself go. She poured her heart an' soul into their three-bedroom ranch. Spent her days raisin' babies, ironin' his pants. Came home one day from the grocery store and found his note, And without him there to stop her, she let herself go. Let herself go on her first blind-date: Had the time of her life with some friends at the lake. Let herself go, buy a brand new car, Drove down to the beach he always said was too far. Sand sure felt good between her toes:
The Coma And Oral Sex
A husband and wife are driving along and get in a terrible accident. The husband sustains serious injuries – broken leg, broken ribs, a concussion – but the wife is put into a coma. She lays in the hospital in this coma for a year with no response. One day, a nurse is giving her a sponge bath and rubs her "down there" and the lady lets out a little moan. Stunned, the nurse goes to get the doctor. The doctor doesn’t believe her, so the nurse repeats the procedure to prove it to him; again, the lady lets out a little moan. The doctor tells the nurse to call the husband. The husband comes in and the doctor says, "I don't quite know how to tell you this, but we've had a response out of your wife," and he proceeds to explain what had happened. The doctor then says, "This may sound a little weird, but we think your wife might come out of the coma if you go in and have a little oral sex with her." The husband’s a little weirded out, but he says "I want to help, so I'll do it,"
This Is My First Blog
I am on cam now at http://mistress_gemini.LiveVideoNetwork.com and I am really horny so cum by and see me...or even better...take me private and lets have sum real fun!!! Your Mistress Gemini
So Exciting!!
Ok, all of you on here who don't know really know me....aren't really gonna care what I have to say LoL...but there are a few people on here who I talk to all the time and I wanted to let them know what went on this weekend, just didn't want to type it a hundred times LoL. So here goes. Alright, to start out with. I have known that Jason wants to get married....it was just kind of a subject that didn't get talked about too much cuz he really never thought it would happen apparently. So, we're lying in bed Sunday night, right? And he starts talking about who he wants to be in the wedding and what he wants the colors to be and everything. Needless to say, I was quite shocked but I just went along with it and kept telling him what I thought and all that jazz, right? And I kept making the comment "well 5 years down the road when we ACTUALLY get married.....". He finally said that he doubted it would be a whole 5 years...he said he'd be suprised if we went another year without g
Ouchhhhh
Okay so thinking today was going to be a good day boy was I wrong that... All the ladies will know what I am talking about when I explain this its called a simmering pot you put like smelling oil in and it heats it up which then makes the room smell all good well anyways I had mine filled but not on which kinda think thats almost good..lol...so my son decides to climb up on the counter that the oil burner lays on needless to say the oil got spilled...splashed in my eye now I can't hardly see and when I went to the eye doc to let them check me out said things was fine just put some of those fake tears stuff on my eye and she then proceded to ask where did I buy the oil told her wal-mart she was like omg that smells good I have to go buy some so I been walking around all day smelling like shimmering rose petals..lol but anyways thats my lil accident for this wk...lol later
New Friends
Hey all,,just wanted to say thank u for the warm welcome and love I received from u,, Thank u to Master Redemption for the invite,,I luv y dude!!! I return the love to all of u and hope to chat with u sometime,,take care..stop by again soon,,*smiles to everyone* Lady Dragon Hawk
Evanescence Lyrics
All that I'm living for all that I'm dying for all that I can't ignore alone at night I can feel the night beginning separate me from the living understanding me after all I've seen piecing every thought together find the words to make me better if I only knew how to pull myself apart All that I'm living for all that I'm dying for all that I can't ignore alone at night all that I'm wanted for although I wanted more lock the last open door- my ghosts are gaining on me I believe that dreams are sacred take my darkest fears and play them like a lullaby like a reason why like a play of my obsessions make me understand the lesson so I'll find myself so I wont be lost again All that I'm living for all that I'm dying for all that I can't ignore alone at night all that I'm wanted for although I wanted more lock the last open door- my ghosts are gaining on me Guess I thought I'd have to change the world to make you see me to be the one I could have run
Great Guy To Know Is Myself
i am a great guy when it comens to the women im a great lover in the bedroom i have had no complaints as of yet so i must be doing something right
Arly
Greetings to everyone. My friend chefDave sent me an invitation to join lostcherry. I have never done one of these before, so if I dont answer people right away, please forgive me. I am new to this stuff. Hope all of you have a Wonderful "Sweetest Day" coming up on the 21st of Oct... Give me a shout now....... huggies to all of you.
From The Mind Of The Evil Monkey King
OK... You may notice a new folder opened in my pics. Allow me to tell you a funny story. Once upon a time, before NSFW came into effect, a guy posted two pictures of monkeys. These pictures had monkey penises showing in them. After NSFW came into effect, he was told that they were borderline NSFW, but where they were animals, they should be OK. So he didn't mark them on his own. Well one day, this guy was viewing the "Recently Uploaded Pictures" and a swastika came on the screen. A CLEAR violation of the NSFW guidelines and just disgusting to the guy that saw it. This guy waited a few minutes and went to see if it had been marked properly. It wasn't, so he flagged it . Then he blocked the user because he hates prejudice people for their narrow-minded views. Somehow the skinhead asshole got to see this person's pics even though he was blocked and flagged the guy's primary pics and the two borderline pics that had gone un-flagged for a long time and viewed by MANY peopl
Rob's Blog
im live on webcam now go to the player in my profile and i'll chat soon xxx Rob i have uploaded a few new pics in my defult and adult albums...... enjoy xxx Hi peeps just joined LostCherrys and i'm lovin it tons of new ppl to meet and hundreds of absolutely stunning women wat more could a man ask 4..lol I have uploaded about 30 pics 10 of them r shall we say more revealing lol anyway feel free to check them out and comment, And i look forward to meeting new ppl and the hot ladys 2 xxxxxx Rob Courtesy of MsTags.com
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A Webmasters Life
Well where to begin. i wake up to the sound of my son crying after i get him settled down from waking up (hes 9 months old)he got his bottle and hes happy. so i go to my desk and check the server to see how many people TRIED to hack it. wow none imagine that (three hardware fire walls and tons of other goodies to keep my clients safe). Then i get dressed and get my son ready to take to daycare then i dropp him off and go talk to clients and prospects to make sure they are happy and that they are getting what they want. then i go home and make the changes they requested. and then i work on tons of redtape paper work and all kinds of stuff and thats about it
My Fucked Up Life...haha
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I decided I'm just going to get rid of my Lost Cherry profile. There are a lot of reasons why I dislike this place, but I'm going to spare anyone I can, and just leave it at that. So, when I get around to it, I'mma clear everything off my profile and let it delete itself, or whatever. Just letting people know, that actually check my stuff. Not exactly a big farewell or anything, just letting you know I'm done with LostCherry.
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