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I've been in some bad times this last week. If you'd like to help or have a NSFW or SFW salute from me, check out my Twitter, click the latest link & sign up to the site using it & you'll get your choice of either of the above. Thanks in advance. It's a simple task and it's free AND you could see me on cam without being a guest. lol   1. Put your music library on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.4. Ok, go!5. When you're done, the answer to #20 is the Title of your note.1. If someone says "Is this okay?" You say?Hatredy [by Dethklok]2. How would you describe yourself?This Love [by Maroon 5]3. What do you like in a guy/girl?Haha - Sweet Transvestite [by Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack]4. How do you feel today?Time of Your Life [by Green Day]5. What is your life’s purpose?Porn & Trage
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Whenever ppl says, damn he ruined it for the rest of us...and in the past it has, I recently made the choice that one bad apple isnt going to fuck it up for others who arent shitheads lol....and believe me, i know who the good ones are, even if i havent spoken to you, i know lol, and i dont want ppl to be scared to say things to me afraid im going to chew you out...just have common sense, which i have found isnt real common lol...i have a sense of humor, just dont disrespect me...plain and simple...i dont think thats so much to ask...and the whole, dont put up nudes if you dont want ppl to say things, its my page, my pictures, my pictures should say : wow, shes pretty cool for sharing these, NOT, hey, i can talk to her like a whore, hell, my pics are with my husband...i highly doubt that is being whorish, and i dont think me sharing them says im a whore either, maybe it says im somewhat confident that ppl will enjoy looking at them...but, maybe im wrong, maybe im giving ppl too much cr
Just For Today
Just For TodayJust for today my thoughts will be on my recovery, living and enjoying life without the use of drugs.Just for today I will have faith in someone in NA who believes in me and wants to help me in my recovery.Just for today I will have a program. I will try to follow it to the best of my ability.Just for today through NA I will try to get a better perspective on my life.Just for today I will be unafraid, my thoughts will be on my new associations, people who are not using and who have found a new way of life. So long as I follow that way, I have nothing to fear.
A yo its hot as a fuck!!!!!!!!
Where is he? The man who hides in my dreams. The no named man who visits me everynight while i sleep. I feel no need to hide the inner me, for he loves me for all my flaws no matter how big or small. Y cant he come out and save me from my pain. Must he hide inside while i slowly die outside. So the question lies y must my quest be so agonizingly long when he is so close, or is it just a dream? As i cry these silent tears i put a smile on my face, like makeup, a normal routine. Hoping this time you will look into my eyes and see the pain that i hide. Why is it you say you love me but you ignore me. If this is love i want no part of it. Must i hide inside with these tears i cry? Will i mess up your perfect little world? When will you open your eyes and see the door and let me out? Cant you hear me screaming banging on the door? The key is in plain sight cant you see it, just look into my eyes! I guess i must move on hoping the next will use the key to unlock the
For My Mom..5 Years June 1'st She Left My Brother,sister And Me
If Roses grow in Heaven ,Lord please pick a bunch for me ,Place them in my Mother's arms and tell her they're from me. Tell her I love her and miss her, and when she turns to smile, place a kiss upon her cheek and hold her for awhile. Because remembering her is easy, I do it everyday, but there's an ache within my heart that will never go away. I Love You Mom!! ♥ today,  tomorrow,and   forever!!
Alright I took time out to share with you all.... some amazing humour. My friend Michael has a show on you tube. You will be a better person for watching it.  
Support Issues Please read this carefully.  This is not a joke. I see this happen daily and you come to support frantic and expect us to put out your fire.    DO NOT GIVE ANYONE ACESSS TO YOUR ACCOUNT!  This means DO NOT give anyone one your login info, password, etc. If you do, you are asking for trouble. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE YOUR PASSWORD OR LOG IN! You are the ONLY one that should access your account. This is in our terms of service and is for your benefit. Read 1 and 2 until it is CRYSTAL CLEAR!   This is some of the stuff you open yourself up to. -that dude you were fuengaged to who bombed for you while you were at work. He will give your password out to his other girl and she will get jealous and you two will start war. If you are stupid enough to allow someone into your account, then you are probably stupid enough to allow that person to buy bling.  That dude will buy his sanchita some bling packs, and you will come crying to support that you were
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Makes Me Sick
It makes me sick when someone see's a hot guy/girl and automatically want sex with them why cant people go by what's in the heart?  THATS WHAT COUNTS!!!      
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What is a Kiss?? There are meaningless kisses.....there are stop you kisses and there are in love kisses. What would u rather have? C what is up with this whole Fubar thing?????? You have people on here flirting, stripping, talking , chatting, doing whatever and you can't figure out if anything is fake or not????? Than there is all of the Fake Crap around here with the Fake photo's or porn stars I mean come one unless your a 40 year old virgin get a life. To be contin.....
Wolf Who Steps Sharing & Caring
     Four am and after communicating in prayer to the 'Great Spirit' I have been lead to write this blog howl! I was raised by a Nazarene Minister and a school teacher and that 'helping others' enviroment shaped me in many ways to be the 'wolf' I am. About a year ago I met someone through Yahoo Personals that was a school teacher in a 3rd world country. She was working 5 hour days 5 days a week making $50 a month. Also she attended the local university there part time.  Poverty,diseases,short life spans of approx. 47 years of age,bandits,villages with no electricity, cities with sometimes electricity.scams,hospital where you have to pay before you are treated,ect. were conditions in this country all too familiar to her. I established a friendship with her and found her to be honest,intelligent,educated in many areas as she spoke 3 languages,needy,warm,great sense of humor,and a 'people person' who liked to help others. She was originally from Australia and lost both her parents and end
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I want something epic out of this life. I want the love and affection of a man that I love. I want chemistry, fireworks, knowing before anything has to be said that this is who I will spend my life with.. I had that feeling once, and I lost it. I lied to myself, and played myself short for what I can offer in a relationship, and my decisions came back to bite me. I am scared, literally almost to death sometimes, that I will mess up, make the wrong choice, end up alone.. I'm queasy just thinking about it. I let no one in that close anymore. I've been beaten, mistreated, left alone, ignored. Stalked, verbally abused, and chased by some that refuse to take no for an answer, and I let them all believe what they want. Who am i? Poisonous, venomous, I can drown you in the deepest sorrow you've ever known, because my sadness is like a disease.. I'm negative to the deepest part of my soul, and I will draw you in. I just want someone to lift me out and hold me close. Isn't that the most ridicul
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How Do You Love
Love with all your heart and soul, Take the time to listen, to learn, To feel, to be felt, Love with understanding and focus, Love with dedication, Love with knowing that you are loved in all ways. And that this love is undying, Love with an apparition 4 love, Love you and all that is around you, Love in faith, Above all love God as God loves us all. And you will know how to love.
Tough shit, Amigo   A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office."Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
Lessons Learned
Hi Aryes517 I work in the marketing department for and wanted to present an opportunity to you that we think you would be great for. Do you want to be filmed on a first date with someone you are interested in meeting from These dates are light, fun and truly illustrate how exciting it can be when you give a try. So, if you're feeling spontaneous, we want to hear from you!  To see examples of First Dates we've recently filmed, visit If you're interested in participating, please let me know ASAP so that I can give you more information involving next steps. Also, please send the following to be considered: 1.       A recent picture of yourself 2.       Phone number to reach you 3.       First and last name Thanks! Lauren Filipski Marketing After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses
Jen: remember how i said I waned to live in the city? grahamryan97236: you dont wanna live in the city now? Jen: I have been rethinking my living in the city... grahamryan97236: We may have to live in the city just to save money for awhile Jen: if said zombie apocolypse ACUALLY HAPPENS...we would be fucked... grahamryan97236: ARE YOU KIDDING ME /facepalm Jen: LOL Jen: not kidding... grahamryan97236: i love you babe.. but sometimes i wonder..  Jen: you know what, if you read this it gets you thinking  grahamryan97236: wanna know what gets me thinking? science.. ZOMBIES AREN"T POSSIBLE Jen: the cdc has posted a what to do in the event of a zombie attack... grahamryan97236: Yea, well it was a slow week for them and they had to look busy Jen: /ded Jen: well Jen: when I am bitten by a zombie because we lived in the city make sure you put a bullet in my head I don't wanna be a zombie.  grahamryan97236: yes dear.. grahamryan97236: I am now going to go blog this.. Jen: ROFL I
I Just Go Wrong...
i pride myself on being smart, artistic and good looking, so how can a mind so strong be so wrong?  why does it seem like everyone i love either gets hurt or grows to hate me?  how can such a nice guy go so wrong?  when can i do summing right?  im just like car parts, i look nice, but ill always be replaced someday by summing better... have a great time and get fukked up!  as the day is long; and so the damage goes on!  PRIZE!    have a good time and never say good bye.  consistant bikkering; they are the way, they love the way, I AM THE WAY!  kill em one, kill em all!  have a great time and get fukked up!  we will never give away what we have won!  this is a part of me, you are a part of my mind, so get in line to get fukked up!  have a good time while the cool corrupt as the day goes on and so the damage is done!  gonna tare this god damn world apart, gonna break humanity, gonna piss gasoline and set the world on fire!  have a hella good time while the cool corrupt!  get a hella high
Well I know we really can not choose who are parents are and who our relatives are but we sure can respected them. I have been looking back at so many things about what family is bilogical or adopted but we all live and learn either way. I know it is hard to be in a family at times it is as easy as 1,2, 3. I just know it not who they are and where they come from it is about uncodianal love and understanding. Familys may end of broken up in many way but god is all we need to make our lives a bit better then befroe. I have learned alot about family in these last few years or so that no matter what or where we are we can all count on each other. I know none of us are perfected and we will never be. I have also learned that respected is a big deal in some families and as I saw in my aunt's family it is a big deal. I know we all were rasied differently but we are all still family we may not always agree but we are still family and that is how it should be. No matter what we shou
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Our Lit'l Boy Is In Heaven
I went into labor yesterday while packing things up to move out of state.. he had a good heartbeat but his lungs wasnt developed to breath on his own.. he was born yesterday May 25th at 5:09 p.m. he was 1 lb 12 inches long... We are very heartbroken.. plz keep me and stanley in your prayers    
Deanbeans Blogs
Not on fubar do I wish, but this is where I wish to blog. I wish one day, I'll meet an awesome guy. A little good lookin; may I add? A hopeless romantic- church goer, who loves me and unconditionally and has an undying attraction toward me. One day do I wish to lose all my eight, and be super hot, but still be me. One day, I wish to have a family that loves me so. One day, I just wish to be loved.   Love me I like it. It's keeping me entertained :D I need a lap top with internet connection so I can actually get on whenever I can or want to! :D Hearing your voice is like a patch. It sorta mends the thoughts going through the mind. Are you okay? Are you still breathing? Its a temporary relief, and in some cases a voice is all you got. If I had my choice, I wouldn't talk, but I'd be missing out on your voice. It's a little patch for that huge whole that can't be completely healed. It doesn't fix it all, but it's something. Better than nothing. I'm glad I got to hear your voic
Diary Of A Fat Black Man
     NY Jet coach Rex Ryan and his wife allegedly have a foot fetish video out on the Internet.  The media is a buzz with the story and with that buzz comes the predictable bitch and whine about how no one should cover it.        Sportswriters and talk show hosts are saying "This isn't news!"  "Who cares?"  "Why are we discussing this?" to show us how above it all they are.        I call bullshit!        Look, if you wanna make fetish videos and keep it private, by all means do so.  What the hell do I care?  But if you put your kink on the net, especially if you're in the public eye, my sympathy and compassion goes out the window.  Sorry.  Anyone who put this stuff on the net obviously wants someone to pay attention.  Otherwise, why bother doing it?        We all like getting our freak on behind closed doors.  Nothing wrong with that.  I'm a 100% supporter of the freaky deaky.  Just don't put your business on the net and expect a non reaction.  Psst......Dude, we can all see wh
Wherever You Will Go
Food For Thought
         A young boy in the tribe had fallen in love with a young girl from another tribe. Everyday the young boy would cross the plains to see her. They found comfort in each other since they both had been hurt in the past. They both had suffered hardship. They had seen loved ones taken by sickness and killed while hunting. They had both known famine and drought, despite their youth. Together, they would walk down the river and by the canyons. They laughed about the goings on in the tribes, dreaming of the time when they came of age to marry. Two full seasons had passed, and the time came for the young boy to participate in the rite of passage, so he could become a hunter and a man in his tribe. To do this, after the fall harvest he had to leave the tribe and brave the winter alone. This would prove that he was strong and wise enough to provide for a family. The young girl feared for him, she knew it was a dangerous time. The young man reassured her; “I have learned much from
Weekend Getaway
WEEKEND GETAWAYBy Steven PardoeFriday 5:00pm finally came. Kristi worked more overtime this past week than she had all of last year, helping the law firm she worked for prepare for a huge case. With a sigh that flipped the lock of blonde hair dangling in her face upward, she pushed back her chair and grabbed her briefcase from under the desk. Opening the case to put what was left of a fruit salad in Tupperware, she saw an envelope lying on top with her name scribbled across the front. The envelope itself caught her attention; vanilla in color with twin palm trees in the top left corner. She reached down to see what is as her eyebrows lifted up in curiosity. Sliding her French manicured fingernail along the sealed edge, she pulled out a plane ticket and a note. The note simply said, “Thanks for a job well done; everything is taken care of…… enjoy!” The plane ticket was to a five star resort in Jamaica, and it left in an hour!As the jet descended out of the bill
F Ing Manners
I saw this one of my internet friends header pages.Apparently somebody did something to piss her off. DON'T ASK FOR HELP IF YOU CAN EVEN SMILE & SAY THANK YOU...GROW SOME FUCKIN MANNERS!!So I wonder what would fucking manners be. I jotted down a few things, I am open toadditional thoughts and comments . Like I said it has been a long time since I rocked and rolled. :-D Fucking Manners,1. at least buy or make dinner for the woman. 2. Wine or drinks are optional depending her taste.3. Foreplay is not an option 4. Clits are delicious and need to be licked hard and often. 5. Blowjobs are to be enjoyed not critiqued. 6. let the woman get hers first and often. 7. anal sex is her choice. 8. Get a luke warm wash cloth if she needs to clean up, not a one extremely hot or extremely cold. 9. Give her a warning before you come, especially when she is giving head.10. Cuddling is a nice afterthought and if you did your job well, might lead to some recovery sex.11. Ass Slapping
Hey, Congress, It's The Spending, Stupid!
As the gears of government grind metal to metal, most citizens are worried about our economic engine seizing disastously but most legislators take a "politics as usual" and "What, Me Worry" attitude. IT"S THE SPENDING, STUPID! In Greece, government bribes of voters out of the National Treasury means that hairdressers and many others can retire with full pensions at age 50. An era of more and more generous benefits, pay and policies funded out of taxpayer pockets now threatens the future of Greece and the entire European union and many have rightly asked, "are we next?" When politicians find that the shortest route to re-election is spending taxpayer's money on special interests' organized votes, government worker unions and pork barrel projects, even wealthy nations risk economic palsy that can cripple any chance at a healthy future.  Since when did 'public service" mean a better life for government workers than those hardworking Americans who pay the bills? In hometowns across th
My Journalism
Navy Seaman SimpleSailor Human Interest Features           HUNTING           It was 6:30 a.m., Navy Senior Chief Petty Officer Todd P. Cichonowicz the Public Affairs Department Non-Commissioned Officer in Charge at the Defense Information School at Fort Meade, Md. was 17 years old and it was the first day of deer season. He and his father knew that deer liked to eat the vegetation from trees that were knocked down by logging and they knew just were to find such trees. Cichonowicz had just found a spot on a broken down tree next to a set of fresh tracks. It’s not long before he falls asleep while waiting for his prey. His eyes snapped open as the squirrel barks wildly on his shoulder. Thinking whatever potential prey was in the area would have heard that and left he put his head back down on the tree and continued his nap. Before long the snap of a twig sounded out and when he opened his eyes to see a spike horn buck walking right by that hadn’t
May 25
 Yesterday was really hard on me not that the date was the 25 of May, it holds some very speciali meaning as well.  May 25, 1964, will live as a date that changed my life forever , because on that date I lost my mother in an automobile accident , a careless act in my opinion , the sad thing is I never even knew my mother because I was only 10 months old at the time . people have told me not to dwell on it but its kind of hard when a person gives you life and then 10 months later is taken from you , all a person to do other than question was I the cause of all of this .  The wreck had taken alot ofrom me but it had also given me alot  
Flew beyond the sun before it was timeBurning all the gold that held me inside my shellWaiting for you to pull me back inI almost sat the world in my sightsClose, low bright eyes fadingFaster than stars fallingHow can I tell you I failed?Tell you I failedFallen from grace cause I been away too longLeaving you behind with my lonesome songNow I'm lost in oblivionI tried to bore a hole into the groundBreaking all the fingers and the nails from my handThe eyes of the child see no wrongIgnorant bliss inClose, low bright eyes fadingFaster than stars fallingHow can I tell you I failed?Tell you I failedFallen from grace cause I been away too longLeaving you behind with my lonesome songNow I'm lostFallen from grace cause I been away too longLeaving you behind with my lonesome songNow I'm lost in oblivionFallen from grace cause I been away too longLeaving you behind with my lonesome songNow I'm lostFallen from grace cause I been away too longLeaving you behind with my lonesome songNow I'm lost i
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People Who Admire!
Are you feeling like you haven't found the people that you connect with? Do you love the carnival? Do you love a group of misfits that will accept any person alive? Then find your way to We are a band of outcasts that live for the hatchet! We die with the hatchet! We are Juggalos and we're not like some biggot...we accept all people of all walks of life! We just want you to have fun and have respect to others! I am a straight forward person. I expect the same from anyone I met out of respect. If you wanna add me on her, fan me, rate me and such...don't do it cause u want the same done to u. Add me and all if u have read my profile, and decide this is a person I can be friends with. I am not here to help level you up. If ppl read this and I end up only have 3 friends, that's fine! I'd rather have 3 real friends than 20+ fake friends. That's just how it is. And if you read this and u are offened or whatever...then I'm sorry, but at the same
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"Modern Man's Hustle"The first time I met the Devil was at a Motel 6She left Hell to spend a weekend on Earth just for kicksSexy little bitch, shorter than expectedAbout five-foot five big an' thick in the breast and thighsBeautiful, dark eyes a strong stareLarge lips, soft hands and long hairI said Ill make you smile for the simple fact Im good at itIll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it,[Chorus 2x]I will show you all you need to knowYou must hold on to anyone that wants you And I will love you through simple and the struggleBut girl you gotta understand the modern man must hustleWho cares what Jane saysShe always spits the same spitId rather kill the radio and listen to the rain hitLittle sister needs seclusionSomehow she'll discover it through the pop musicGot used to the feeling of fallingBut you'll never see her followingBouncing back and forth between the healing and the holleringRiding the outer ring of your own private saturnThoughts scattered all across the grey m
WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out!   This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter  to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president.   Dear President Obama,                      My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year.  People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.   I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate.  Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor , allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.   One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only
Deep Hoizon Oil Spill In The Gulf Of Mexico
The oil rig explosion and subsequent oil leak, which has been leaking for over a month now, has completely destroyed the Louisiana Gulf Coast Line. Our barrier islands, which were our main line of defense against hurricanes and have been suffering from errosion even before the oil leak, are saturated with thick oil, and the vegetation (grass, etc...) is all completely dead. The oil has penetrated our National Wildlife Reserve. Thus far, the "official" reports sight at least 1 dead dolphin, over 2 dozen dead brown pelicans, at least a dozen sea turtles and thousands of fish, jellyfish and other marine life have also died. Dozens of other birds and wildlife are being cleaned and treated for oil and toxic chemical dispersant exposure. SHAMELESSLY, British Petroleum has made 4 attempts to stop the leak and none of them were successful. At a time when the economy in our region is just starting to recover from Hurricanes Katrina, Gustav and Ike, we have now been dealt a T
Life Vs Love
"Love the ones you have and forget the ones you've lost." No truer words have been spoken. We all search for the one person in our lives that completes us. The one person, who when put next to us, makes us feel whole. Some of us find that person early on in life, and some do not find that person at all. Life is not about finding a utopian existance because no matter how hard we strive for one, the human heart can never be wholey satisfied. We will always strive for something newer, something better becaused we are conditioned to always want more. One of the biggest things a person looks for in life is love. We go through life thinking to ourselves "This is the one. I finally found it." In most circumstances we find ourselves mistaken. The experiance of heart break is not something we wish to go through. However, many of us find we find ourselves in this situation more than we would have ever wished to be. Some people let their bad experiences with love jade their views on potentia
Lots Of Fun Past This You Will Love It
Hiya (firstname) , I've got to tell you about this really cool site I have found today. It's a brand new twist on a an age old concept in web site advertising and the best part, it's absolutely free! It's called Sweeva and I've already seen some amazing results from it. It's not like anything you have ever experienced before but what is so cool is that it's very easy to set up and get working for your web site. It took me about 5 minutes to sign up and get started.... Be sure to check it out and experience what Sweeva calls 'social browsing'. You surf with hundreds of other members, you get to rate sites as they appear and you can network with like minded individuals. Ooops, I almost forgot you get rewarded from rating sites, viewing sites and commenting on sites. This is the easiest way to promote any site you have ever wanted too... Enjoy it! (your name) P.S. Oh ya, when you sign up be sure to check out the ja
Dunno Yet
Dunno Yet
you wont be her first,her last, or her only.she has loved before,she will love again but if she loves you now what else matters? shes not perfect,and neither are you and the two of you will never be perfect but if she makes you laugh,at least once causes you to think twice,and admits to being human, and making mistakes... hold onto her, and give her all youve got. she is not going to quote poetry,she is not going to be thinking about you every moment,but she will give you a part of her, that she knows you can break dont hurt her, dont change her,dont expect too much from her,smile when she makes you happy,cry when she makes you sad and miss her when shes not there....
The Serious Side Of Life
The movie Swing Kids was based in Nazi Germany at a time when Hitler was rapidly rising into power. The young adults who listened to underground, illegal swing music and were against the Nazi movement went through their own rebellion to resist Hitler. So I just got done watching the movie, and my 3 1/2 year old son watched it with me. At the very end, my son looked at me with tears in his eyes, completely heartbroken, and said "Mommy, this hurts my heart. Why did the bad people have to kill everybody? Hitler is a bad man." I looked at my son as he wrapped his arms around me and cried for all those people, and it made me cry too. My son's heart is amazing, and the depth of his understanding is beyond comprehension. As we sat there crying together, it made me wish that Hitler could have somehow known the heart of a child. It's amazing how much kids actually know and understand. Thank GOD my son will never have to know that kind of hatred. Ok so the following happened in Baby J's
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BREAKING NEWS. OAKLAND,CA-Raiders football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Jackson, immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Wow Do I Have Great Taste! Just Look At My Friends!!
Fast this life of mine was dying,Blind already and calm as breath,Snowflakes on her bosom lyingScarcely heaving with her breath.Love came by, and having known herIn a dream of fabled lands,Gently stooped, and laid upon herMystic chrism of holy hands;Drew his smile across her folded eyelids,As the swallow dips;Breathed as finely as the cold didThrough the locking of her lips.So when Life looked upward, beingWarmed and breathed on from above,What sight could she have for seeing,Evermore... But only Love? Five Months Ago the stream did flow,The lilies bloomed within the sedge,And we were lingering to and froWhere none will track thee in this snow, Along the stream, beside the hedge.Ah, sweet, be free from love and go!For, if I do not hear thy foot, The frozen river is as mute,The flowers have dried down to the root:And why, since these be changed since May,Shouldst thou change less than they?And slow, slow as the winter snow, The tears have drifted to mine eyes;And my poor cheeks, five
Feelings Hurt
i feel like my daughter hates me. for the past 2 years, I have moved from place to place every 4-6 months. For the the first 2 years of her life, I had an apartment of my own, then i couldnt afford the rent and had to move. she ended up having to live with her dad. (my daughter is 4 years old.) just recently she has been getting meaner and meaner towards me. especially after i explained (3 months ago) to her that i am moving out of state in a month, to find her older brother, (that she has never met, nor have i seen in 9 years, he is 10.) I only get to see her 10 hours a week, 3x a week. and it is hard on the both of us. Recently, when her father has been dropping her off to me for my visitaions, less that 5 minutes into her visit with me, she starts crying for her daddy, it hurts my feelings, and makes me cry, because my daughter means the world to me. I try everything in my power to make her happy when she is with me. I have begun to think that the reason she has become mean towards
Daughters Dad!
    I miss my kids. I got a call yesterday from her dad, that its being mandatory that my 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER be put in fucking couceling! which i am TOTALLY AGAINST councelors! I think she is TOO young to be seeing a councelor. Her father has a greed with me, up until NOW, he has told me that we have no choice but to enroll her. and that i dont have a say in this.    I just found out that he has been 2 faced about our daughter going to counceling, he tell me that he is on myside about her not going to counceling, then i find out today that he has been telling everyone that he thinks that she should be put in counceling, and that he and I arent seeing eye to eye about this! just because i am 4K miles away from my daughter, he thinks he cn run her life without my say so! when the court papers say that it is a dual choice. that we should talk about. On the nights that he and I get into arguments or spats over the phone, He has basically punishs our daughter by not calling me at bedtime o
Cant Win!
I just dont get it! I cant have a cat, because the room mate is allergic, i cant have a rodent, because he doesnt like them, i cant have a bird, for the same reason. I cant get a dog that I WANT, because he doesnt want to pay the EXTRA $500 a month for the place! I have a car that i have hated since the day i laid eyes on it (its a manual.) Im stuck in the house all day long, every day. I cant afford to get a different vehicle. I sleep all fucking day long, (cuz i have no reason to get up) and i am up all night.
It's Been A Year.
Hi Katt, It's been a year and I still can't believe you're gone. I wake up everyday hoping that I can talk to you, and I do, just not the way I used to. I miss you so very much and I know I'm not the only one. The way you touched lives seems a miracle to me, I've never known someone as loved as you. I'm glad to say that we've been like sisters all of the 25 years we've known each other.  I know in my heart that you are better now, and that you are surrounded by the loved ones that passed before you. I can see you bathed in the pure, white light that you always shared with everyone you loved. I feel that you are happy and out of pain, and that makes me feel happy above all the sorrow and emptiness, now that you are on the other side.  You still preform miracles too. Not long ago I was having a hard time dealing with the emotions that came fleeting back when I faced the hospital you passed in. The hospital that holds memories of life and death for me. Life because my youngest daughter
Lovely Linda's Blog
Just Random Shit
I Hate When A website has games like slots for people to play but it never wants to load so you can play it but it will load for others!!
Ask Me Guess You
I usually don't repost in my blogs but this was really interesting to me and now I can't stop thinking about who, in my life is an asker or a guesser. Here is the post from We live in a small 2 bedroom apartment, in New York City. People like to visit here, and they don't generally want to pay for a hotel. We understand this. However, we also don't want people staying with us who we don't know or don't like. My wife received the following email (summarized): I'm going to be in NYC the night of the 5th to the morning of the 15th for [blah blah blah some work-related singing event thing]. Maria (my boss) said it is on the lower east side at Gramercy Park. I do have another friend who offered me her place to stay, but not for the whole time. Is there a chance that I could stay with you and Jeff for a portion of that time? I'd be using the subway the whole time and I'd be gone from 10-10 probably every day, so I'd be out of your way most of the time. Let me know i
Random Thoughts
About Me
Another day has almost come and goneCan't imagine what else could go wrongSometimes I'd like to hide away somewhere and lock the doorA single battle lost but not the war'Cause, tomorrow's another dayAnd I'm thirsty anywaySo bring on the rainIt's almost like the hard times circle 'roundA couple drops and they all start coming downYeah, I might feel defeated and I might hang my headI might be barely breathing but I'm not dead, no'Cause, tomorrow's another dayAnd I'm thirsty anywaySo bring on the rain, oohI'm not gonna let it get me downI'm not gonna cryAnd I'm not gonna lose any sleep tonight'Cause, tomorrow's another dayAnd I'm thirsty anywaySo bring on the rain'Cause, tomorrow's another dayAnd I'm thirsty anywaySo bring on the rain, oohBring on, bring on the rainNo I'm not gonna let it get me downI'm not gonna crySo bring on the rain, oohBring on, bring on the rainBring on the rainBring on the rain, ooh This is where i want to say who I really am... I am love so tender and new like t
How To Make Animate Pic As Default.
I have seen interesting animated pictures as default, and i was wondering if someone can help me with mine. i found my animated picture that i want on Photobucket...i have uploaded but it doesnt animate like some photos on here does. Can someone please help me? I'd appreciate it thanks- all who helps gets rated 11, become fans & what not :) thank you fubar neighbors! why do i keep going back to the person who doesnt like me the same. why do i try so hard to find the guy who will be the one for me. why am i searching for something that wont work. why do i keep trying to be with someone who shows no respect for me. most why do i keep going back to the person who doesnt like me the same. why do i try so hard to find the guy who will be the one for me. why am i searching for something that wont work. why do i keep trying to be with someone who shows no respect for me. most of all how come i end up with guys who use me/betray me. am i that weak to be used or not wanted? what's wrong wi
You Know You Are Bored When...
Am I so much of a meaniepants, I don't think so! When you need to ask fubarians a good topic for a mumm that you are not even planning to write for two days, you know THEN you are bored. You know you are bored when you write a blog in the form of a mumm hoping no one will look at it.  Should I never show my moobs, or only a little at a time.  A. never, yechhhh B. A little at a time, what is the harm?
My Fu Engagement
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Want Me As Ur Slave 4 A Month?
135 Blingpack Contest {final}
THIS IS FOR LADIES ONLY   This is going to be my final contest of the summer, possibly  the last contest of the year. Depending on how things goes. You can win up to a 135 Blingpack.   The contest is Majority Salute Contest. Meaning whoever uploads/emails me the most salutes will win a 135 Blingpack at the end of the contest. 2.) Majority Salute Contest rules: a.) Must be NEW salute{s} to PeachZ b.) Either written PeachZ on body and/or paper salute c.) Can either be uploaded or emailed {if send via email pm/sb me for email} d.) must contain a 50/50 stance. {i.e. must be even on sfw/nsfw salutes. If you make 10 sfw must make 10 nsfw. If you make 10 nsfw must make 10 sfw. You get the idea.} e.) Must have face and PeachZ in each salute. {Just to verify for authentication of real salutes.} Contest will start up this Sunday night at 2000 pst, 6 Jun 2010. It will end on 4 Jul 2010 at 2000 pst. It might end sooner, depending on the stance of things. Will keep updated. Whoever makes
Suffer And Pain
Easy way out Sometimes I wonder if I will be free,I think death needs to come to me,that's no more bills or heartache see,I believe it's the best way to be!I want to take my life right now,I want to end it someway somehow,I am tired of living through this pain,I see nothing that I will gain,I just want to say goodbye,Fuck this world and fuck this life,If I come back to this place again,I will repeat this letter my friend.
Wholesale Key
Google is rumored based on security considerations, no longer use Windows 7 operating system, Microsoftt has publicly defended Windows. The story of causes in Google sensational Microsoft, Windows 7-usb operating system, but is ready to select the Apple MAC, this matter to a lot of people suspected to be Microsoft operating system security is very problematic. Microsoft claims that our software stand out is the safest. Google and Apple can not match the company's security. Google this thing silent. There is also a cause of this incident because the failure of Google in China, destined to reform. Last event for hackers in China, Google aware of security issues, and the cancellation of the use of Microsoft, windows-xp-keyis this one of those things. Office 2010 MicrosoftBrandon LeBlanc blog said: "The Windows security and reduce the use of windows-xp-professional-service-pack-3-key-usb whether a company reports. We think this is a good opportunity to understand you." He said,
Place Of Curious
     I find In the dictionary the definition of one strange stone, Actually i not have the name of the stone, very strange happens when i find the definition of the stone, i not pay attention of this and pass a way the page and forget the name of the stone, where find in the dictionary.     The Dictionary said this stone have the property to desappear all thing what stumble with this, and it's ancient.    The Very Curious is, when  pass two Month then, i find in one pharmacy near where I live, a magazine of Enigma where corroborate this strange stone exist in the real life, and it's too invisible, The magazine said: One farmer in his home farm desappear in front Eyes of his family, when he said to one of his son, he go to the garden farm to check out the horses, when walk to the garden farm to check out like two minute when said, happens this mistery success just desappear, i think it's probable he stumble with this strange stone where i find in the dictionary, and i think this strange
well i have been tryin out this new therapy n its become an addiction lmao just kidding but it really does work you see when your down and depressed or thinking to hard just grab a pair of springs and start to bounce...mynes become the bounce of DEATH..i bounce almost continously and i became tigger...the more you bounce the less it hurts the less you think n the more relief you get. So now since half of my identity has been traded in for a set of springs my wings r currently placed on the hanger so they dont get crinkled or damaged because you never know when they are going to have to be pulled out of the closet. Although Tigger is now my identity deep down i will always be the death forsaken angel but at this moment in time i gotta be bouncing to keep my mind sane the sanity is hard to gain n im very thankful for the donations made by Angel_wyld and Dragon...angel gives me a new set of springs everyday and dragon gave me a helmet i love my family they even keep me safe when im tryin
Drunken (again) Prodigy
The point behind this is to give me a place to spew all my drunk shit. Usually I'm embarassed the next day, so in this zone, I'll never hold it against you if you don't against me, okay? HeD   Ain't no more sunshine, just rain and cold sufferingGeneration born to die with their eyes wide openThe clock strikes The wrong rightsThe mob rules The second Armageddon, igniting the lit fuseNo turning back& every soldier is on pointReady to die, the confrontation coming, ready of notIt's on again, It's time to say your prayers againIt's not the end, just the beginning of the endIs it hard?Yea, I can hold it down like thatIs it real?Yea, You know I break it down like thatIs it rough?Don't even try to front like thatI'm on fire baby, a big dog will hunt like that Another day, another buster wanna battle meAnother mamma crying, now her baby is a casualtyI'm ready nigga, slice like a machete nigga, got fetty nigga, never spend it on Betty niggaI hit and run, never stressing to look backWhen I loo
Things Not To Leave Laying Around....
So..... We had relatives in last week...Hubby's sister from New York City and her son from California. Had a great seeing and playing tourist. Instead of eating out AGAIN Friday night we decided to cook and eat at home. We stopped at my apartment to get some stuff that my mother in law didn't have and then went on up to her apartment building (which is the one right up the hill from me). Had dinner and looked through old photos that the nephew wants to scan and put on CDs and stuff. Anywhoooo, we were gone maybe 3-4 hours and when we came home there was Max, the year old Golden Retriever puppy and a chewed open bottle of Advil with 4-5 pills on the floor. Daughter ran upstairs and looked online and came running down saying we need to take him to the vet NOW. Apparently Advil is one of the deadly items for animals. I called an emergercy animal hospital that THANKFULLY we have close around here. I told them that he seems fine and is running around. They told me that by the ti
 Behind a mask, don't hide your pain  No hope there, nothing to gain  Rise above your broken dreams  Behind closed eyes, pleasant things  Each new day, search to find  Things that only bring peace of mind. Behind a smile I hide my tearsThe ones that flow each dayI have found no way to stop themThere's nothing anyone can say.  So many thoughts run through my mindMy heart full of sorrow and painAlthough today is brand new The hurt will always remain.  Impossible sometimes to go forward But on with my daily taskForever a smile on my faceIt has become the perfect mask. SmileWhen you're happySmileEven when blueSmileShow it everydaySmileIt will get you through
Working On A Backhoe At The Farm So Much Fun
High Priced Hooka's
No Love
Suicide Hold on never let go don't let their words take control Stay true to who you are and you will go far Hold on never let go don't let their words take control Stay true to who you are and you will go far Suicide it's always on my mind I'm tired of people asking why? Why I talk like this why I cut my wrist why I live my life like this I don't care what they say they aint me they don't know my pain the thought in my brain I don't care it's like whatever cuase you bitches just don't know better . Hold on never let go don't let their words take control Stay true to who you are and you will go far Hold on never let go don't let their words take control Stay true to who you are and you will go far Blade in my hand blood on my arm what the fuck do you think is going onHart full of pain head full of hell go on ask if I'm wellMind racing leg shaking slide the blade again blood rushingThoughts stop tempting suggestions clear way out I see it I'm think I'm ready I'm talking it Hold o
When Im Gone
people who actually kill themselves never give warning or signs, those that do aren't serious but I can tell you this, Suicide is a train barreling downhill track with no brakes- it starts slow but builds into an obsession impossible to stop. You should feel honored that he felt you were the most important person in his world that he chose you to spend his last hours with- that was carefully and intentionally planned. When you are on the train you enjoy the view the speed your last hours but feel it is inevitable so you are happy and never feel the ending coming, its all preplanned and nothing can stop it, you dont want it stopped, you want it over. My roommates have no idea it ever happened to me, that I was ever on that train but I have many times and if I were on it right now, no one would know. When we refer to people we love who are gone, they want us to remember the fun we had together, to them death was just another step in life. the only predictable part of life is that it is u
Week By The Numbers
3. total number of hair clients on Friday. 3. Total number of nail clients on Saturday. 3. number of french manicures done on other student's clients (really? is it that hard?) 1. number of hair clients missing an ear. (not my fault, he came in that way.) 357. number of freak outs had while cutting the thickest, curliest hair I have ever seen. I couldn't even hide the freak outs. It went: cut hair, OH SHIT! oh we are good nevermind, repeat for an hour. 6. number of times I asked the educator to check that haircut. 2. number of times the educator freaked out on me for freaking out. I kinda deserved it. 1. Number of Swedish films seen over the weekend. did you know "what the fuck" is pronounced "what the fuck" in Swedeish. 4. number of referrals given to me already by that curly haired girl (she works in the call center at school! Fuck yea!) 102. percentage of people that tipped me for my services. (one of the people I painted for another student tipped me) 38. number of dolla
Adventures In Date Land
I got stood up Saturday. Second date with Pumpkin. He is supposed to come to my house, sends me many txts to this effect and then just never shows up. I don't know what happened. The next day I get a txt asking if I have Valium or Vicidon. I say, "no, sorry." At 1:30 am I get a txt saying he'll be in my area today, and at 3 am nother "Don't you care?" As if somehow this is about me not caring. My friend says I need to stop imagining what it feels like to be Pumkin ("What's the chance he will be really devastated?") and just tell him it's not going to work out. So, yeah, another Saturday, a week or two later, we're supposed to meet again.  As it draws nearer, he sends me txts about how much he is looking forward to seeing me, and I am kind of cringing, but I tell myself it could be OK; if I don't do it I might miss out on something (his OKCupid profile is awesome, of course,t he didn't mention anything about bad breath.) He comes over and I spend the day watching him smoke pot and
Diary Of A Mad Man
The following was just something that came to me. It isn't written for anyone specific. Hope you all enjoy it. if you do please leave a comment I love to hear feedback.  Thank you it took just one lookfor me to realizebeauty beyond comparewhen I stare into your eyeseverytime I hear your voiceI am listening to an angel singthe words flowing from my heartdescribing the joy you bringwhen I kiss your lipsI can taste italian winepouring into my soulintoxicating my mindwhen I am all alonewishing you were hereI can smell your perfumelingering in the airwhen I hold you in my armsI'm the luckiest man aliveyou are what i been praying forthe love of my life. Just the mere thought of you Puts a smile on my faceYou are ther only starShining in my outer space If I traveled the worldI would never findsomeone who was more beautifulYour are one of a kind You lift my spiritsWhen I am feeling downYou give me strengthWithout having to make a sound With each passing dayI fall more in loveYou are a prec
***sring Into Summer**
Late Nights
SO i jst got back and i can't stop thinking that i probably should not have drank what i had. Thinking is a constant thing lately and there's nothing i can do about it i hate it but it doesnt stop. I can't wait for the day where i can look into his eyes and tell him i love him hold him close and be there for him when he needs me, he makes me smile each and everyday doesn't even have to try..the way he makes me feel is unbelievable and i really dont care what people say he makes me happy so fuck off and leave it alone he's my dream come true and i'm glad he's who he is there is nothing i would change if i had the choice...   HAHAH Random check list... Does he make you smile [XX] Does he make you blush [XX] Does he treat you right [XX] Is he there for you [XX] Can he make your heart race [XX] Does he make you wish you were in his arms [XX] Does he give you reason to live [XX] Does he protect you when he can [XX] Does he care [XX] Does he love you unconditionally [XX] Would
My Babi
baby when i see or talk to u its like the problems in the world just melts away i have never fallin in luv with a girl this quick exspecially from the internet but with u its different babe honestly u mean everything to me a luv u alot and hope that i never lose u in my life i dont know wat i would withou u in my life baby i luv u because u put up with my shit u know when i play around and i hope we never have a fight at all i luv u sweetheart and i  always will forever and always no matter wat happens between us baby I miss the sight of your face, I long for the taste of  your lips, I pray for the day that I can have you in my arms Babi you are the light in my day the wind blowing thru my hair and the sun beating on my skin!!!!!!!! I never knew happiness until I met you... I never knew love until I looked you in the eyes........... Babi I would do anything for you just say it and I'll do it...... Babi I don't kno what I'd do without you.. Up until I met you I was lost confused unsure
The Inner Workings Of The Socially Fucked Up.
There once was a child made out of glue. Fathered by an evil man, bred by a fool.With the head of girl and the body of a leech,black writhered through her veins,Her skin reeking of bleach.She knew not of her misfortune.She knew not of her pain.Locked away in her glass jar,She only knew of hate.With a heart of pure acidand a smile full of bile;she was a hopeless wonder.She was a forgotten child.Her jar grew old and fragile.Her face grew sad and blue.She wore the skin of transparentcy.She wore skin of the moon.The wind seeped into her chamber.Slowly drying her up.Whispering songs to liven her; she fell in love with his touch. Sealed away at the bottom, one day she smiled at a foolish thought.His possession ov
Long Time Here !
I've been here on and off 5 years im no top member not a fu fav by any means but i have enjoyed almost every minute of this place. ive made many lie time friends through this place it started as a social networking site now to me it just seems like a cash register but thats just my opinionas a matter of fact all of this is just an opinion my opinion i havent talked about this to anyone except maybe my uncle Dj Lincoln but just like Ms Mona he doesnt really come here anymore my first 2 years here i spent a small fortune on a site that was starting out and hell yeah i wanted to see it make it we only had my space at the time and that place wasnt very interactive and loaded with foul pedofiles and predators so when i found fu the lost cherry at the that time it was a treat many of us came here for something to do to pass the time a lot of us are disabled and dont get out much so it was perfect for us scrapper made us all feel welcomed myself included our late brother Fat Tony he was be
Mumms Disguised As Blogs
Are blogs places to get insulting in?  Do you consider Grammar Nazi a pejorative ? A.No, Yes B. Yes, No  C, Yes, Yes D. No, No E. What the fuck is this shit? Ego condom:  An attempt through various means to convince a person that they are not so great.  Good phrase  Bad, that is just nasty That started out sexual and became political?
Jesus Tits
  12:25pm Ackbar: i have an idea, but it involves you, a tinychat chatroom, and your ability to get a woman to write my name on her tits=] 12:26pm MFKN VAN H...: lol what do i get out of it? 12:27pm Ackbar: do you wanna hear what i had in mind? Itd be private, of course. 12:28pm MFKN VAN H...: sure 12:29pm Ackbar: or you coudl take the picture, for me. I want to see a vegetable in your anus, or your penis stuck inside a vegetable. 12:33pm MFKN VAN H...: ummm not gay and don't do vegetables 12:33pm Ackbar: i swear, if you put your penis in even an avocado, a melon...or, shit, shove it deep in some peanut butter, ill give you the bling you want. 12:35pm MFKN VAN H...: why do you want to see my penis in food so bad? 12:35pm Ackbar: some people like cars, some pepsi versus coke. My thing is genital insertion in food products. And, i can deliver. 12:36pm MFKN VAN H...: sorry can't do that
Please Pass This Along, Very Serious!
Police Warning to Online Members State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the deaths of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS 541 Luck Avenue, Suite 120 Roanoke, VA 24016 (540) 853-2257 (phone)
Family Name-history
hay bbe I want to meet a beautiful woman
On The Road Again
Just took a new job since I retired from the military. It does do alot of travelng so hopefully we can meet more members. I just landed in Okinawa for 6months.
My Custom Ubuntu Shirt.
I'm not much of a blogger and all but I am rather giddy about my new pro Linux, anti windblows shirt that I customized and ordered for myself. So meh, whatever. All I have to say is :)
Jux Bein Mi Self
 i hated when dumb ass people dont appericate everything u have sacrficed for them or be the shoulder to cry on or that support and love that u have given them told em "dont worry bro ill be here when u need me or hey hun i got u everythings gonna be alright i love you" then the fucking cocksuckers turn around and say u havent been there for them well 2 words 4 ya FUCK YOU!!!!!!! I'm sinking again, I'm drinking again Drownin and Wildin you breathin' again Is easy to sin when you bleeding within' Needin the grin, cheese and recede in the spend Lower than low, lower than low Thats how I feel in the morning Lower than low, lower than low That's how I sound when you callin' Lower than low, lower than low Im high but feel like im falling im sorry but I feel lower than low This is me (this is me)I'm a queen, I'm a klown, I'm a G (I'm a G)I believe what I wantGot you singin' my songBut your seein' me wrongSo what's a matter with me?This is the belief (the belief)
This Place
 The next thing I want to bring up is all the profiles with Strategic photos, the ones that show face and all the cleavage. You go to a profile and you see several to a couple of hundred pictures of a woman and all you see is face and cleavage from the overhead, the Birds eye view. Lets get real ladies, if you are taking only the overhead Birds eye shots obviously you are hiding something. If you have something to hide go elsewhere to sucker guys and many of you do. Some of you should seriously consider spending alot less time on FUBAR and alot more time in the gym or outdoors exercising.  If you think I am pciking on people and/or being mean ............ I have struggled to maintain a level of fitness and remain within Army height and weight standards for the last 26 years. I walk with my daughter and Classc1 on a regular basis.  Take a look at her page (Classc1), fresh photos taken within days. She looks pheonomenal, you cant tell she is a mom and had a normal pregnancy. I think
Hmmmm I don't really drink anymore, but I do have some fond memories of my drinking days.  And who was that passing me long island ice tea's.  Holy crap.  Those things used to be my drink, but now days that makes me think of Rolaids.  Never the less I can still in joy the thought of you folks trying to get my drunk. lol    Now I know that it is supposed to be a party.  But what do you know.  I get invited. Desided to check it out.  Even from a security stand point.  Seems cool to me, and here I am on a machine that I don't have any mug shots loaded on too.  Than again.  Must I brake another camera?  lol   A bit about me.  I am a father or four year old twins with full custody.  So real bars are kind of out of the question for most of the time.  Also I do have my own small business that I'm not going to talk about shop at this time.  What I will say is that those that really have something.  Papers and all, but nobody willing to hire you.  If you got what it takes, and it may mean a
OK and here I go once again with a new accoutn after my last one was once again deleted. I have found most of my freinds form the last accounts and am hapy that I have.   BUt now on to something that has been on my mind. Most of the friends I have on here are female.  To be honest thats not the issue.  The problem here is, most have NSFW pictures. Now granted I would be lying I would love to see them, but I am to much of a gentleman to ask to see them. A few of the ladies have already been nice enough to accept another question I have put towards which to this day I still say THANK YOU! But how do I go about askign fo rhte other thing or should I jsut leave it be and foget about it.
This Is Me...
I want someone to figure me out.  I want someone to know exactly how to make me laugh and cry. I want someone who knows what I order when I go to McD's. Someone who knows my past, and doesn't care. Someone who surprises me with my favorite soda and a candy bar when I've had a rough day. Someone who takes me to hockey games, even though I don't fully understand, or even like, most sports.  Someone who knows the right time to take my hand, hold me tight, and kiss my forehead. Someone who knows the parts of me that I'm too afraid to admit myself. Someone who can make me feel like I'm on top of the world. Someone who pushes me to be my best and doesn't let me fear anything. Someone who makes me feel safe, even at the scariest of times. I want the person that knows when I've had too much to drink, but doesn't let me know that I'm cut off. The guy that wants to get married one and have a family. I want someone to show me the things in reality that are so far out that they are unreachable and
I just want to make some new friends. I am moving out of my mothers and fathers house soon. I can not wait!
Ashlee's Blog
well things are finally getting better thank god i'm finally getting over the asshole that broke my heart in a million lil pieces so thats a good thing. Well about a month ago my bf dumped me! He told me the reason he dumped me was because he needed to be alone cause he goes through these phase fuckin phsyco but i loved him anyway but we haven't even been broke up a month an he has someone else!! ha ha so the real reason he broke up with me was because he was cheating on me an wanted her more than me so all of the things he told me was a lie. Plus i heard from a close friend of his that the only reason he was with me was cause i had a car and the only reason he told me that he loved me was to get me to shut up.....WAT A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! but since we broke up my life has been a whole lot better plus i will be continueing my education like i will be starting school in june to be a pharmacy tech. so well thats all thats goin on in my life!!!!
Creative Thinks
Im one men with thinks more in the creativity. Imore important for me,because is the form of understandme and understand to you. The love with non have creativiy is low, more pover. The love with creativity givemnews forms of lover.
Thar be donuts.Nuts of dough.Oliebollen. What most americans would call "fritters".So, I thought to myself one day "man, I sure could go for some cake donuts" but there's always that chancethat awful chance that they're day old, factory SHITor some promo cake donut for some season >>and I wanted-plain- as in vanilla.So I get online, knowing I had all the ingredients but not the knowledge of proportionshere's how I work1.5 cups water (some people say milk... meh)1.5 sugar (white granulated)2 flour (all purpose is fine, though I'm curious about using low protein and cake)1 tablespoon of baking powdersalt (like... a teaspoon)1 egg.Flavorant!!! (I just used a tablespoon of vanilla coffee creamer... srsly)Now, online the general cake donut recipe has nutmegcinnamonpowdered sugar... FAH! *flips over table*Vanilla!Stop fucking that up! That is not "plain cake" that's cinn/sug.Alright?Alfuckingright then!Mix by hand or spoonbout the consistency of pancake batteroh waitit IS pancake batter :/Mi
Leveling Petition!
If any of you don't like the new rules regarding the new rules on leveling please leave comments here and maybe the powers to be on Fubar well read this in change back to the way it was. Being this is ridicules on trying to level now! LezLicious Lets get some more signatures with this so we can let the Fu Lords know how we all feel about the new leveling rules. Ladies leave comments on what you think of there new rules that might help more then rating this. Just thinking Ladies post this for your friends and family and friends as well! more people that read this more the better I think!
Randoms Of A Mandikitten
new to this site i like it hope to have alot of friends here :)
I Just Dont Get It
Maybe i'm too dense, maybe i'm to fouled up to understand. I get visitors to my profile, i message users who are in my "match" range but yet no responses. It seems to be the same thing with answering personal add's. I write a response and start a conversation and get nothing from it. After about two or three responses i cant get anything else out of that person. I have said nothing inappropriate, mean or along those lines yet still get no response. I can only assume that they have moved on to someone else who sparked there interest quicker than i did. Yet not even a day later i see they have posted another personal add or are back to looking? I'm starting to get the feeling like women want everything i have to offer, just not from me. You know its hard to sum up myself in a little box with limited characters and no one-on-one communication. No ability to reply to the lookers questions they have popping into their head about something i said. Yet here i am trying at it again, trying to
Ok so most of you don't know but May is a very rough month for me... 15 years ago this May 24th I lost a very very dear and close friend of mine... He had talked to me on the phone for over an hour the night before and he was fine.... The next day I find out he killed himself... I should have known, should have been able to sense something was going on or was going through his head but I didn't and I failed him.... To those who would say there was nothing I could have done you have no idea because I should have been able to do something, anything and I never even knew.... Some of you will think or say quit bitching and moaning about it and get over it to you I say has someone you loved ever killed themselves 10 minutes after talking to you?..... I felt I needed to post this so those of you I speak to often on here don't wonder what's wrong over the next week cause I will not be myself and I will be as fucked up as I can possibly be.....I'll do what I do every year....Pack a bowl or two
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Ten Years Gone
Ten Years Gone   Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.  Bullshit.  At least if I didn’t love her then my pain would be less.  Maybe even non-existent.  I know that things didn’t work out the way we planned.   I know I wasn’t keeping my end of the deal.  But at least I know I’m not the only one.  There are many people out there that are going through the same situation as I am.  It seems to me more and more everyday that people get married with the idea that every day after is going to be the best day of their lives.  Well I don’t know what fairy tale world their living in but it would be nice to think that way and actually believe it.  The thing is I used to be that way.  My marriage was great and I loved her every moment, everything I did was for her and my children.  Every job I ever had, every penny I scrapped to save, every house or apartment we ever moved to was all up to me, and I did it willingly for my family.  But when
Sometimes We Forget
You know, so often we complain and moan and groan about this screwed up country in which we live (believe me, I am to blame also).  We don't take time to think of the positive things we do have (believe me, I am to blame also).     A couple of days ago, I read an article in the Times that upset me pretty badly and made me think about the positive things we have, though not complete nor perfect, just better than some have it. Today (Friday) in the Times, I read the follow up to the article and just completely was astonished, bewildered and frankly angry.     In the country, Malawi (don't ask, don't know where it is and never heard of it either), two men (a loving couple) were taken to court and sentenced to 14 years (the maximum) in prison with hard labor. Their crime, homosexuality.     "The harsh sentence for unnatural acts and gross indecency had been expected after the same judge convicted the two men earlier this week under laws dating from the colonial era. The case has drawn inte
And I wonderDay to dayI don't like youAnywayAnd I don't need yourShit todayYou're patheticIn your own wayI feel for youBetter fuckin' go awayI will be hereBetter fuckin' go awayAnd I'm doing the best I ever didI'm doing the best that I canAnd I'm doing the best I ever didAnd I don't need toFantasizeYou are my petAll the timeAnd I don't mind ifYou go blindYou get what you getUntil you're through with mineI fuckin' feel for you(Better fuckin' go away)And I will be hereYou better go awayI feel for you(Better fuckin' go away)I will be hereYou better go awayAnd I'm doing the best I ever didI'm doing the best that I canI'm doing the best I ever didNow go away... wait another minuteCan't you see what this pain has fucking done to meI'm alive and still kickingWhat you see I can't see and maybe you'll think before you speakI'm alive,For you I'm awake Because of you I'm aliveTold you I'm awake,Swallowing youTake another second
Para Noir
[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you because you're famous.I fuck you for your money.I fuck you to control you.I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own.I fuck you to fuck you over.I fuck you 'til I find someone better.I fuck you in secret.I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before.I fuck you out of boredom.I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway.I fuck you to make the pain go away.[Manson:]Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.HATE YOU THE WAY I DO.[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all.I fuck you because you're beautiful.I fuck you because you're my nigger.I fuck you because I am your whore.I fuck you because you are a whore.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you because I can.I fuck you so I have a place to stay.I fuck you so you will prot
Love Is...
I think love is : LifeStabilityLoyaltyWishLoveHope
My Life On Fubar
ok i think i have a lot to offer i could show that you can survive if you want to. I know that it seems impossible. but i am proof it isnt. Is it hard hell yes. But life is not easy you get what you put into it. i think that sometimes people just turn their backs and ignore, one thing i have learned is that there are a lot of people that say they are friends but are not, it is better to have one true friend then 100 so called friends. I have learned that you dont tell people your life if you dont want to impact theirs. I have also learned that there is only one person you can depend on and thats your self and warning sometimes your self even let you down. I also know that talking about can be healing and also it  can hurt. dont put your self out there if you are not a strong person. another thing is say what you mean and mean what you say . I will post more when asked and would love to meet more people like me. \peace out jim hello this my first blog so be nice. i am. going to share
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saturday may 22, 2010  5:06am When it all ends Current mood:  contemplative y when things go down hill it is always easier to place blame and point the finger at the significant other saying it was there fault,, when it was two that caused it all ,,, u and 1 other went into this thing we call a relationship and tried to make the best of it but alas epic fail ,,, thne comes the prolonged draggin it all out cuz neither thinks  they can make it by themselves and and hate to be alone and r better off dealing  with there misery untill the next oppurtunity comes along that seems to be better than the last and they jump on it  ,,,and then start pointing the fingers and when the accusations go flying shit goes out the window and it is never there fault it was always the other,,,, then comes to the he laborous task of trying to erase feelings and deal with them ,,,, then on both sides new relationships form and they can nvr stack up to waht u had which always makes u regret said decision,,,
you live can be boring but here is some advice........ masterbation is alot like procratination cause in the beginning it sounds like a good idea but in the end you realise you are just f**king yourself
Thoughts Of A Sick Mind
English Translation: In a dress made of light she came up to meI know like it was todayI was so youngFeeling awkwardBut still I never regretted itShe shouted words into my faceThe tongue bristled with lustIt was only her language I didn’t understandI didn’t regret itOh no, there’s nothing at allOh no, I regret nothingWhen I left her skinSpring bleeds in ParisI didn’t know my bodyToo shy to look at itShe showed it to me in the lightI've never regretted itThe lips often sold but softAnd touch them eternallyWhen I left her mouthThen I began to freezeShe shouted words into my faceThe tongue bristled with lustIt was only her language I didn’t understandI don’t regret itOh no, there’s nothing at allOh no, I regret nothingWhen I left her skinSpring bleeds in ParisA whisper fell into my lapAnd would lead a fine soundSpeaking a lot and saying nothingAnd it felt goodShe shouted words into my faceAnd took a deep bowIt was only her language I didn’t
My Poetry Do Not Steal My Shit This My Orginal Work, And I Am Jsut Now Sharing It With Fu, Plz Comment :)
I just called it off with the guy that I was dating. he only wanted to see me during the week and not during the weekends. something is just not right and I have to trust myself on this one. it hurts like hell. but I will get over it.
L-O-v-E  I have been waiting for so long,To finally find where I belong. By the time of the last dawn,They'll all turn and I'll be gone. You never came to me,You never came to set me free. So I had to go to you,To find why you were hiding too. I got myself a little scared,When I saw you standing there. So this is what I did,I gave my last and only bid. For us to meet at three,And soon did we see. That I was meant for you,But were you meant for me too. The question is will we talk,Or could we maybe walk. Yet is to be known,The choice has yet to be thrown.
Sweet Emotions
Sweet Emotion i'm missing you alreadyyou're simply a memory silence in a crowded roomthat's calling out to me a distant cry inside of my heartalways tracks me down it will never want to partit will never let me down thorns of emotionsting me everyday they remind me of youand tell me to stay tears of sweet hoperun down my young face they sing to me softlyand show me your face sorrow fills my empty souland tuck me in at night
Knight Won His Spurs
When a knight won his spurs in the stories of old He was gentle and brave he was gallant and bold With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand For God and for valour he rode through the land No charger have I, and no sword by my side Yet still to adventure and battle I ride Though back into storyland giants have fled And the knights are no more and the dragons are dead Let faith be my shield and let joy be my steed Against the dragons of anger the ogres of greed And let me set free with the sword of my youth From the castles of darkness the power of truth
Squirrel Vs. Motorcyclist
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still
notorious379@ fubar
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Big Jeff
new  weapons ?  a  tazer  boost  eaxter  power   whan   slapping  someone??
Fubar is fun!  I have stayed mostly in the mumms of late, but perhaps I rub people the wrong way, too damn bad.  I flirt, I am a man, I rate and collect photos, and comment on other people's, beyond that I have made some friends. I am sorry I may have pissed off some people on my take of Christianity and Atheism.  I am sorry for the words, but not for the sentiment! Is Ohio, California, or Florida the state with the most idiots on fubar?  Or are there other regions and nations that carry that distinction?  A. Ohio B. California C. Florida D. Other  E. Who really cares, we can make fun of idiots from everywhere.
Can't Argue With That Logic!
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it. - OMG Facts.
"2" Gothic Stories I Wrote...
It was a late autumn night, when my life changed forever. I was attacked and bitten by a creature unlike any I have ever seen before. I felt my life the very energy of my soul drain from my body as this thing, fed off my blood. To this day I do not know why it stopped, but as I lay on the cold ground that dark night, unable to move, unable to breathe, watching the darkness engulf everything that I once held dear. I knew that my time on this world was far from over. As sharp pains wracked my body, and silent screams exited from motionless lips, I felt my very being get twisted, ripped apart and then put back together. Lying on the ground, everything was almost completely black, the last thing I remembered was the glowing eyes of the creature staring down at me.I awoke weeks later from countless nightmares screaming, I sat dazed and confused as to where I was, and what happened to me that was unknown. It was pitch black in the room where I laid, and yet I could see, I could smell things,
For My Dad On Fathers Day!
If roses grow in Heaven, Lord, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my Dad's arms and tell him they're from me. Tell him that I love him and miss him, and when he turns to smile,place a kiss upon his check and hold him for awhile. Because remembering him is easy, I do it every day. There's an ache inside my heart that will never go away. If your Dad is in Heaven copy and paste this I Love You Dad!
Xxx Stories I Wrote... I Wrote All Them At Age 15..
At last I am here, standing naked before you. We look into each other's eyes. I was hard in the car as I drove here alone, hard before we got to the room, and it's painful now - I'm dying for you to touch me, dying to be inside you. Yet we stand still, looking at each other's nakedness, taking in the reality and savouring the thought that we will soon be making love. I close my eyes and smile in pleasure at the thought. You, meanwhile, sink to your knees, and I instantly feel your hot mouth around my cock, your hands on my balls. 'Oh, God... oh God...' You squeeze my buttocks and pull me deeper inside you, looking up into my eyes as you do so. Unexpectedly, because of the sheer bliss of the moment, I feel the cum welling up, feel the orgasm immediately begin to blossom. I let it move upward with each cycle, from stage to stage, closer and closer to the point of no return with every thrust into you... one more and I'll be there... impossibly I pull away from you at the last moment and t
Gothic Stories I Wrote...
The Birth of Lovely...The moon has risen in the black sky, it's light appearing to shine down only on one place, a large mansion nestled in a quiet forest. All is still, it is as if the world holds it's breath while all of life focuses on the dark mansion. Within the dark door, throughout the dark hallways all is quiet. Within a room at the back of the mansion, upon a bed, lays a woman whose beauty rivals the goddesses of the past. Her body lying in a peaceful state, her skin as pale as the moon's light that focuses through the window of this very room, as if focusing the worlds remaining light upon this woman. Two puncture wounds are on the right side of her neck, yet no blood runs from this wound. Her chest does not rise nor fall. A silhouette of a man, slender and tall cloaked in shadow stands in a corner of the room staring at the body of this lady, seemingly awaiting for the world to breathe again.Her raven colored hair laying gently around her shoulder's, her fingers move slightl
Testing Again
this is another test of the blogging system...please stay calm and don't
Peoms I Wrote...
That look in your stare,the gentleness of your touch.The warmth of your hug,i miss you so much.The moments we spend together,theres never enough time.But I'm happy when your around,i love that your mine.My feelings for you,they are so deep.I dream of you every night,while I'm asleep.You make me feel safe,i know that you'll protect me.My love for you is true,i hope that you can see.Together forever,we'll never be apart.Maybe in distance,but never in heart. In silence and in honor Into the darkness we fade With only minutes left To flaunt this parade... So throw away happiness! There is nothing left to say..
Ok so i really do  keep up on what i can with friends to the point that if i dont get everyone a rate or gift the same day i come back and as far as i know I try very hard not to offend anyone yet it seems  funny how  ppl will be here then just like that not only are they gone from my page but they seem to disapear from fubar lol oh well I did say if you dont like me or what i  stand for move along. Just kinsa  irrating when I honestly dont think i did anything to them so be it funny though huh? Ok well guess thats that.
There's A Nut Case Out There! Lol
The other day I started getting messages from an unknown person.  Of course it's a new profile with no picture or anything. Here are the messages in the order I got them. 5/19 subject: hi i guess you get to be mikes (BLS) news victim to be date raped and put down, but how much do drugies and drunks and guys with no job turn you on, gl with him and have fun going through everything that he put me through subject: ps lets also not forget how he don't have a car cus hes a drunk and can't drive with out crashing subject: pss while you at things with mike be sure and ask him about how quickly he forgot about the 100+ cams in wal-mart where he works to prove the harrassment he gave to me but anyway i am done gl you have ha
What Type Of Lesbian Are You
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Ok, I have to ask this.... Why do people bother running?  I have yet to have anyone succeed in getting away. 90% of the time I know who it is from the start, yet they still try. So, anyone understand how running could possibly make sense when it just adds more charges to the original problem?
My Last Girlfriend
Wish I Could Sleep
Tired Of Life
Read You May Learn Something.
i'm slowly but frequently having Nate out of my mind. it's okay to be upset. maybe i need a week, month, year to not talk to him. i need serenity and tranquility. the way i can get simplicity me trying to better myself.i should live my young life without being serious. I'm only 21. what's to say that god may have a rewarding future for me. patience isn't my strong point. neither is being open. i have talked to other guys on the net. they all seem like horny dogs.. what part of i want charming guys do you not understand? i know men was born to mate, but it does hurt to show intelligence every now and then? it seems like women have to teach guys what's wrong and right. i wish it was instant to know a woman's motives. but i do understand guys isn't always to blame.women hurt the good guys , which causes misjudgment of when a good girl tries to woo/love's human nature to develop special feelings for another. it's a problem if you cant stop committing infidelity but 'im not going to
Females should have more respect for themselves. Just because you get on cam naked for a guy does not mean that they like you, or even think that you are sexy! they are thinking that you are the whore that you really are! there is other ways that you can get the positive kind of attention and you can start with having some class. I am sick and tired of going over and beyond for people and them taking me for granted! I wish people would realize that when they have something/someone good in their life they should hold on tight!! BECAUSE THERE IS NOT THAT MANY GOOD PEOPLE OUT THERE!
you may be the one that commits suicide, but you are not the only one to die.   it might seem like the easy way out, but you leave all your friends and family, to cry and shout.   people die every day, and there is nothing anyone can say.   just because your life is not the best, don't set your body to rest.   there is someone out there for you, and there love is true.   so don't let your life go, god has a beutiful life he wants to show. i live life for no reason, it's like a season.   it comes and go's some times it snows.   every thing turns white, problems go out of sight.   then life turns to hell, can't you tell.   my poetry is shitty, an't that a pitty.   mabe god will get his way , when hell takes my away.   when i am gone , every one will be able to move on.     done by jason borchard     I am waiting for day to turn to night, when there is no more light.   I used to have fun in the sun, those days are long over done.   time is not
Maybe, Baby ( Song)
Damn you are fine, I will have to find some time.   maybe after all these years, I will hold my tears.   mabe this relationship will last, hopefully, it won't be like the past.   baby i hope you find me true, because i want to be with you.   baby, i can learn, please,....... not another burn....
Before You Drive
Real men, and other great lovers of The Lazy J, should figure how to drive better. Jesus would have wanted it that way. Oh noes! Instant karma. Just dropped my bagel, cream cheese side down, onto the keyboard. I've been watching "Say Yes to the Dress" for nearly an hour now.   I'm really starting to regret my impulse to destroy my remote control last night.   Can someone please please please come over and flip channels for me?  Please? If you're behind the wheel, FOCUS.     Situational awareness isn't overrated.
Guys That Try To Get With Me When Im Taken!!
ok im not saying all of u guys are bad .. but this one guy friend of mine wants me to cheat on my bf so this guy friend of mine could get a kiss from me . I told him im Taken and not gonna cheat on the best thing thats ever happend to me . im not that kind of person who cheats on my other half especially for being with them 1 year and 5 months and this was his responce via blackberry messenger " I never catch a break, finally find something of worth and cant even try and persue" well umm told u from the start when we met i have a boyfriend i love him to death and im not gonna cheat so stop trying to get me to cheat it will never happen so stop trying and wasting ur time LMFAO god . some guys dont even get it do they . They wanna be with you but u have a bf . No im not gonna leave my bf for you !!! ughhh go away stop bugging me and now u wonder why i dont chill with you cause i was afraid this was gonna happen but im not surprised cause all my guy friends wanna do the exact same thing .
Very Terrible Thing
(Julie Snyder)I want to start this prayer chain for the family and friends of Julie Snyder, age 21, that was shot and killed in Springfield, Ohio. May God give them the strength they need to get through this tragedy. I pray that her soul may rest in peace. Please keep this prayer chain going by re-posting it on your wall. Prayer is the most powerful thing! Let go and Let God!!!!!!!!! God Bless you all!on Monday
Poem's I Wrote!!!
 I wROTE THIS TODAY i AM in a dark mood!!              "Sanity Fading"I can hear voices, can you hear them as well?They tell me to do all these awful thing's,thing's that I do not want to do.I wish they would stop screaming and tellingme their awful lies.Like I should take a spoon and gouge out myeyes. They say to take a rusty knife and cut off my finger's and that it will be an awesome joke.They say to take that same rusty knife and slice open someone's throat.I know that I am not evil, yet why do I hearall this crazy shit?I hope I don't give into these voices 'cause if I do that will be it.Everyone will suffer at the hands of theseabominations.Because of these abominations my name willgo unknown to all of creations.It is just awful to think that will happenif I let them go.I can hear voices, can you hear them as well?They tell me to do awful thing's, what should I do?They tell me to bite your tongue off and to bite out your eyes. I would watch you bleed to death as they laugh at you
Way To Go
Way Ro Go
Whipper Snapper
Everyone knows one. Sometimes you ARE one. I am just begging and pleading, don't be "that guy" (or girl). Pleaaaassse? Some of these things are a brief review from my profile page...but I've added some new & improved rants! Yeee Hawwww! These FuFlakes burn my FuMuffins. If I have missed any, please feel free to add your own:   1. People who have a fucking boomerang on and their profile is private/open to friends only. LAME.   2. People who go bonkers and delete hundreds of people from their friends list. Oh and better yet *then* make their profile private, yet I am still your FAN and have to see your lame-ass fucking statuses and actions still. I either have to go through tons of pages of my fans to delete your ass off that way, which I am too lazy to do, or continue to be subjected to your bullshit. Dammit.   3. Those who are constantly telling me how much 'easier' it is to chat on Yahoo. If I wanted to chat on Yahoo I'd fucking be there and not here. But alas I am not, I am lo
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?A. Borofkin.Q. What's his first name?A. I can't remember.Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember hisfirst name?A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chairand pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them yourfirst name!Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami?A. No.Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.Q. What is your name?A. Ernestine McDowell.Q. And what is your marriage status?A. Fair.Q. Are you married?A. No, I'm divorced.Q. And what did you husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things I didn't know about.Q. And
How Much Is Washington Willing To Tax America?
The Obama administration risks overseeing the largest tax increase inhistory if it allows the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts to expire at the endof the year. Low-income families will see their income tax rate jump fivepercentage points, while everyone else will see increases of three to4.6 percentage points. Capital gains and dividends tax rates -currently 15 percent for most investors - will leap to 20percent and 39.6 percent, respectively. The death tax, which isfinally gone, will be re-imposed at a 55 percent rate.Not only would these increases hurt families during stable times, butthey will further devastate our already-wobbling economy. Instead ofraising taxes to previous high levels, which will dolittle to control the rising deficit, lawmakers should tighten theirbelts and rein in spending. Tax hikes only encourage morespending and higher deficits.
Thoughts Of A Raven
My Heart beats with every thought of you. It knows no bounds to the joy that you bring to my life. You make my day with the sound of your voice. I know that right now we're apart and it won't be for  much longer. Soon my love , we'll be together again in each other's arms, were we belong. You make me laugh like nothing in the world is wrong. And the smiles that the thoughts of you bring to my face. In knowing you, I now know the true me. The  real woman that  I was meant to be in this  life. You mean everything to me. I am yours and you are mine. Forever this will be. I love you, baby.  Here's to us..  Hoping to have many new memories with you.   Hinder: Heaven Sent Lyrics   Never saw the chemistry that was there with you and me It's been a long time coming Well come on It's freaking me out that I didn't see You're so damn hot girl it's just crazy And without a doubt I still can't believe That you were right there in front of me Never saw the chemistry That was there with you and me
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the words you put into my mouthtasted bitter, and jealousthey were taintedi spat them out as quickly as you ran from conflict some things are best left unsaidbut understand i'm thinking themdo you understand now? i grabbed you by the hair and pulled your head back,pulled your face out of the grassi stared into your eyesalready your face had started to swell.your eyes were wide with fear and hate i feed off of that energyi can smell fear on youas well as those drinks you hadin your system that allowed youbravery, if only for a few moments. i spoke in even, calm tonesdo not ever, ever speak to me like thatnot ever again. nod if you understand.i briefly let your hair go, and your neck, weak with strainlet your head fall back into the mud and the grass.i rolled you over with my shoe,you coughed a little, it was weak and faint. i said, do you understand me?you whimpered then, barely audible.your tears were enough of an answer for me. i kicked you in the disgust m
The Envy Series
things were getting hazy now.... details escaping me. already the events of the night before were fading out, and the reality of today taking hold.had it all been a dream? yet there you were, pacing back and forth across the room from me. you were eager to get out of here, you wanted to go anywhere, anywhere that was not here, not with me. you caught my eyes and realized i'd woken up. your eyes quickly shifted from mine, breaking my fascination with your tired and worn expression. you hadn't slept the night before. well, neither had i, at least at the beginning, but i'd gotten a good four hours of sleep in or so. i glanced at my cell phone, three missed calls, and i was about 45 minutes late for work. i didn't care, last night had been amazing, even if you didn't remember it. take my word for it. i gathered my various pieces of clothing left on your floor, put them on, with you still anxiously fiddling with things about your room. you must be nervous your girlfriend
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A Tribute To You
A Tribute to you..         This is a tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attentio
How' I'm Feeling Right Now..sux.
"Snuff" - by slipknot.......*****I dunno I just am feeling every word in this song. Why isn't any1 real anymore? Fukin' blows. Tired of dating or talking to guys that just lead me on or just want 1 thing. where are all the "real" guys man. ****     Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again... So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you... My smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart... when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't h
My Wants
I really have to find someone who wants to have children cause i really want more children!!!
Beer Is Good
Glimmering white light pierces through the cold night bathing everything in a dull hazy white glow warmth finds a place so cold and lost  Shining bright light fills the voids left by the past A energy springs forth renewing the cycles yet again sharing of itself to everything around it refreshing everything in its awe  As the light fades once again  it leaves a new found strength to face whats to come
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My Store
Hello Friends, I need your opinions. Please check out my Store Items photo folder. Let me know what you like and what youd like to see. The folder doent have all that I offer, but a good sample. I ask for you opinions so when My Custom Clothing store opens I want to know that lots of people will be happy with what I carry. I want to cover all genres that people would wear. So please feel free to tell me what you think. Thanks PF I will try to give love back......... :-)
So I have recieved questions on regards to my status with Unspoken Voices. It IS true and DEFINITE, my tenure was not long whatsoever. I am leaving New Jersey to attend Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia; however, my voice will be an active participant with my friends who decided to go elsewhere. For instance, to all whom appreciate rock, the different performances Slash makes with various bands, is similar to what I will be doing until college is over and I can concentrate on having more fun. I strongly appreciate the people who have taken the time to read my statuses and are interested in hearing the CD. Thank you all! JP
Hello Everyone! I have finally deceided to start my turfup again! I am looking for new members from Underboss on down! Come join me if you have the time.. The link is below either cut and paste or just search for HMM or Heavy Metal Mafia! Welcome to HMM!Thank you for stopping by!Now to the disclaimer....This is just a game and it will be treated as such.No drama will be allowed here.If you must have drama please take it somewhere else.Members that are in a "paid" position will earn their "pay".Bring any problems that you have to the attention of the Boss or UnderBoss.Do Not Start a bunch of BS in anyones Shoutbox.Don't start none.....won't be none. Members Only Section:This is how the game is played for all that do not already know:Although some will say that you get 1 weapon and armor per mob member this is not the case.The weapons and armors have different attack and defense stats.So, if you have weapons with higher stats for attack they will be us
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I Am A Terrible Mother And I Beat My Kids!
Now that I have your Attention... I feel everyone has there own way are parenting. There are some of us that are over protective and others that may be a little too under protective. I am a mother of three wonderful children. I am under protective of my children...I will not take my kids to the doctor for a cough and running nose knowing that its allergy season. I do not buy my kids everything they want. I have my own form of work which pays the bills. Sometimes I travel a lot for my work. I DO spank my kids. I DO yell at my kids when they are being bad. I know I have faults as a mother and I am no where near perfect. Some people look at me as careless and that my children are suffering with me. They say that I lie all the time about what I do, they tell my kids that I am also a lair. That is all OK. I know that my kids are in love with life, they get excited about the little things like when it rains, seeing horses and cows while going on car rides, digging up worms in
Cuz I Can
debating on getting my tongue pierced after i have my baby girl...what does everyone think? you can love me or hate me. its not going to break me. who cares who judges you? live your life the way you want too. only you can change YOUR life. if u dnt like the way i do things, too damn bad...get ur own life then. im bisexual...have been since i was 15-16yrs old. im 20 now. im tired of keeping it secret.    "ima hold my head high like i have a nosebleed" ima keep on doing me and u can keep on doing u....
Poems & Writings
The scale's of time weighs Heavily upon my mind Sending me into eternal darkness.   The world seeps into hell Around me making my heart Forever frozen until time ends.     As time passes beyond my control I can hear the universe sing the Celestial scream of the hidden hope.     Deep within the heart of one That could bring time to a halt Allowing a frozen heart to heal. Love is one of those emotions that no one can afford anymore because the price is majority of the time a broken heart or just an empty promise, that you find yourself waiting on. Only to end up waiting on something that was never there to begin with, They say love is the most powerful force on earth well so is a the hurt that can follow that so called love. Honestly its hard to love knowing that anytime your heart could be ripped form your chest and broken, How many guys & girls go through life looking for that one person they feel is their soul mate just to go through pain all the ti
My Life
I AM YOUR FIREFIGHTER I spend 1/3 of my life away from my family, so I can protect you and your family. I love you, even though I have never met you. I would gladly die to save your life, or the lives of your neighbors. I gladly risk injury to protect your property. I love my life. I chose this life above anything else in the world. I am your firefighter. When something terrible happens in your life, you can always call me. I am waiting for that call. It is what I live for. I will come flying to your home or business to assist you in any way I can. My food can wait to be eaten. The training class I am taking can be paused, because you called. I am your firefighter. I hurt. I cry. I laugh. I am human. I learn to cope with neglect from you. I have so many things to offer, but somehow I get lost in the political shuffle. I work, and think, and try to come up with ways to make your community better, safer. I put all those things aside the minute the Alarm rin
Love Can Be Over Rated Sometimes, But The Art Of Making Love Is Never Over Rated
The mythological term that we feel is " Love" the term used to express ones deepest views on our partner and we use it on the greatest scale. What is love ? A look into our partners eyes and a vocal term of language we use to express feelings and affection towards someone. but in reality does it accomplish anything when its said other then a altered feeling and warmth to a woman or a sense of pride or a feeling of acceptance to a man? In relationships in any category in any length love is used and it tends to change feelings and for some reasoning an elevated feeling is uncovered. Does it really make a difference if your loved or like as long as you with the person that makes you happy ? It does seem like i always question all or any statement that i make but its the reasoning that i used the feelings and subject for a third person view or thats my attempt. these are just random thoughts. well with words having other meanings you also have the art of "love" in the physica
This Is Disgusting
  Two Marines Were Refused Service at Charley’s Philly Steaks by Anti-war employee in Stockton, CA. The two Marines walked up to order lunch, the manager refused to serve them,she stated that they represented the war and she would not serve ...anyone in uniform. Here is the number 209-473-8858
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i dunno.....but anyway here goes.....i am having a very boring is slow and they haven't called me yet so i'm on here killing time. seems to not be working out too well for me though. any suggestions out there?  
Friendship Poems
Once all the smoke has cleared, Things will never be the same.  Where once hearts were true, Now to others they cast blame.    May this never become of us,  A friend like you,I would never let go. True friends in this world,  Mean more than most will ever know.    So if we can we should be true, And value each other to the end.  This is my message to you all tonight,  Those who are my friends.   #2 You see me in different shades, In all different points or degrees.  But when you read my words, Then you get the inner me.  You may believe I'm something I'm not,  my looks can be very decieving.  If you take the time to read my words, Then hopefully your heart can start believing.  When I look at you,I see your beauty,  I feel your eyes,your smile,words that ring true.  Now you know all of me,  But do I know all of you. No 3 With the beauty,  you all surround me with.  You all mean so much to me,  Trust and believe,my words are no myth.   Each passing da
Not Sure...
I've read an heard news from several sources about the DREAM act & AZ law. It firghtens me para mis amigos/as, who aren't documented. Even more so for the undocumented youth..who are only trying to achieve a dream. I always read stuff on-line or in the newspaper, watch youtube vids. i receive emails from friends and family about the activism that is taking place in their city, school, etc. Sometimes i feel I could do more where I am but i don't know anyone. My neighbor, Leantra, call her LeeLee, took me to this place Teatro Luna. from behind the scenes to writing to acting, all latinas...but attempting to make it all a mix of both brown ad black theatre. My Regionite mami, Rosi, told me about this place...that is probably next person i know out here. Charlin is always busy with work or graduate school, I never talk to her anymore. oh, I'm missing my point. In these hard times for the People of the Sun, i wish I had my friends closer to me than I had before. On another no
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I highly recommend the movie; Atlas Shrugged: Part I While it was not  well recieved by critics or at the box office it gives a perspective on both sides of the economic issue currently tearing this country apart. Fair wages are the root of both sides, one wanting to make enough that they do not need to depend upon government support, and the other wanting no limit upon what they take from their various enterprises. This movie shows what could happen should economic mining continue. It also briefly touches upon the other extreme, paying each worker less than their worth as a means of creating equality. Two sides of the same coin. There needs to be a balance. Profit mining will fail, paying everyone the same will fail. If the workers or the money men quit, it's game over. Instill responsibility in all early and enforce it with equitable employment practices. Responsible Corporations can = Smaller Government, but Irresponsible Corporations will always = Huge Government. If you have ev
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My Tribute To Ronnie James Dio
Neon Knight's play by the mob rules while the holy diver finds his rainbow in the dark, even  though its just another day for rock n roll children who dream evil. Still the sunset superman is the wild one who locked up the wolves while traveling strange highways to bring down the rain on this computer god and its  angry machines on this double monday. still there  The Lord of the last day suffers fever dreams while well before the fall we stand killing the dragon while Living the lie of the end of the world and have one more for the road...
Short Story
He was just sitting in his own little world lost in his tunes pumping through the headphones. His back up against the cold metal beam of the waiting platform; waiting for the next train to burst through. Within moments a rush of air signals its arrival. Sliding in to the open slot next to the windows, he thought nothing of his familiar surroundings. It was the same trip and environment that he has been in so many days before. The train jerked to signal the start of the benign routine. The trains movements snapped his head and brought his eyes back up to stare out the crusty windows of the car. The eroding landscape of the city is played out before him like bits of corroded information. At points his visions and the music in his head collide and things make more sense for but a brief moment. As he is lost out the window something catches his eye. A reminder of the warmer weather; the appearance of the bare shoulder of the woman that has sat in front of him. Looking straight ahead
Love Life
… if you love somebody, tell them....A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words....a song isn't a song until you sing it a bell isn't a bell until you ring it love in your heart isn't put there to say love isn't love until you give it away. ("The Sound of Music")
Yes Another New Blog
To take away this smile,What a fool that would be.Her smile is like the sun,Spreading warmth all over me. Beautiful like a summers day,I would live it all year long.And if it ever left me,My heart,Would only play a very sad song. Come to me each morn beautiful,And for the day shine your smile bright.And each night when I close my eyes,I'll dream of your next days new light. Her smile doesnt shine,But soon it it will.Such big beautiful eyes,A love will fill. Who wouldn't fall,So deep into them.If I had a chance,I wouldn't let it end. To who catches her heart,Always hold her eyes.And never would your heart,Ever say goodbye. To make her smile,A gift it would be.To forever make her smile,Would be a gift for me.To add to such beauty,A smile compared to none.From this day forward,My new goal has begun.To touch her heart,And warm her smile each day.This woill be my path if she chooses,It will be my choosen way.Even if never deep in her heart,Her smile shall never fade.I promise you this
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im sittting here wondering if after everything i have been through with him if eveytime he tells me he loves me if its true or just a line a shit . i dont know anymore. do i deal with the pain and let him go and be alone? i wish i knew the answers i wish i knew where to turn but i dont one one to ask nothing what do i do?
Losing A Loved One
i lost my sister today to a drunking driver she was 18 years old she was hit head on i am trying to raise some money for her funeral anyone willing to help me out you may send donations to Katherine Prater 915 Rocky Branch Raod                                                   campton ky 41301 ty for reading this and your help
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Losing himself in the moment, spinning a falling, plunging into the depths of darkness and despair. Speeding and winding his way through the void, eternally lost as his soul slowly shrivels and dies. But death is not the end, he enters into fiery torment as he is teased with visions of what might have been, sights of family, and friends, a wife and children that never was, he burns from the inside out. All the people he hurt take turns cutting his flesh, shouting insults, throwing rocks. Mocking his selfishness, his lack of a heart. Now he cares, yet it is to late, he is stuck in an endless torture of his own design falling, spinning and starting all over again... Born in Callander, Scotland, Destro’s full name is James McCullen Destro XXIV, and he is Laird of Castle Destro in the Scottish Highlands. The Destro clan has designed and sold weapons for centuries, and Destro is the head of their current incarnation: M.A.R.S.(Military Armament Research Syndicate). He wears a mask fo
I Never Told You
I miss those blue eyes How you kiss me at night I miss the way we sleep Like there's no sunrise Like the taste of your smile I miss the way we breathe But I never told you What I should have said No, I never told you I just held it in I see your blue eyes Everytime I close mine You make it hard to see Where I belong to When I'm not around you It's like I'm alone with me But I never told you What I should have said No, I never told you I just held it in And now, I miss everything about you Can't believe that I still want you And after all the things we've been through I miss everything about you Without you
All I Ever Wanted
Tear up the photographsBut yesterday won't let goEvery day, every day, every minuteHere comes the emptinessJust can't leave lonely aloneEvery day, every day, hey heyThis second-chancin's really getting me downYou give and taking everything I dreamed aboutIt's time you let me know, let me know just let goAll I ever wanted, all I ever wantedWas a simple way to get over youAll I ever wanted, all I ever wantedWas an in-between to escape this desperate sceneWhere every lie reveals the truthBaby cause I all ever wantedAll I ever wanted was youI'd rather walk aloneDon't wanna chase you aroundEvery day, every day, every minuteI'd fall a thousand timesBefore I let you drag me downEvery day, every day, hey heyYour new beginning was a perfect endingBut I keep feelingwe've already been here beforeIt's time you let me know, let me know just let goAll I ever wanted, all I ever wantedWas a simple way to get over youAll I ever wanted, all I ever wantedWas an in-between to escape this desperate sceneWh
To My Friends In Club Paradise
to all my friends in club paradise i want to say thank you. You guys have welcomed me with open arms and made me feel like i was home hanging with my friends. You all mean alot to me. Im thankful that i have became friends with each of you in some way or another. I love what i do in club paradise and thats buying everyone drinks hehe. I know that i dont talk much but im slowly talking more and more. If you havent noticed i am shy till i open up. All of you are the best and im very happy that i decided to join the cp family! If i need to work on anything just let me know cause i want to be the best bartender for all of you. So now with all that said I just want to end this with a huge thank you for likeing me for me and that im glad i have all of you guys as my friends! I love you all!
Debt Settlement
O' Death
Such a fucking bummer. First Frank Frazetta goes which is utterly devastating in and of itself - I still had this crazy dream that I'd still get the chance to meet him. I did not. His wife had died last year and he had closed down his museum and website and I kind of knew that he may go soon after her, She was the main inspirado for his female figures and being together for so long I would imagine just a huge support to him altogether. He was quite old and had a very long and fruitful career and did what he wanted to do. "When it came to my art, I kind of went my own way - I didn't follow trends." 
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This is my first Blog ever, but when I first heard the word Blog, I thought it was a new word people using to mak e throwing up sound kool. BLOG I guess maybe that Is what it is kind of
Before U Die Do This
Now some people really are dumber than a box of rocks and here's proof!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees andcharges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bu
Cell Phone
REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public next month. REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. .............. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS ..................To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.  It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years.You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.. 
The Pragmatic Eye
LET IT GO T.D.Jakes There are people who can walk away from you.And hear me when I tell you this!When people can walk away from you: let them walk.I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you,loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you,staying attached to you.I mean hang up the phone.When people can walk away from you let them walk.Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.People leave you because they are not joined to you.And if they are not joined to you,you can' t make them stay.Let them go.And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person,it just means that their part in the story is over.And you've got to know when people'spart in your story is over so that youdon't keep trying to raise the dead.You've got to know when it's dead.You've got to know when it's over.Let me tell you something:I've got the gift of good-bye.It's the tenth spiritual gift,I believe in good-bye.It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithfu
Farewell America
The current administration and Congress, under the lie of saving us, basically bought the banks, airlines and auto companies. They have spent us into a debt, that if they stopped all spending right now, would take 100s of years for taxpayers to repay. The Federal Reserve, a private world bank, now holds over 60% of out 10trillion plus debt and foreign countries own the rest. Basically we are bankrupt. This is if we don't have any more disasters like the recent oil spill in the gulf, earthquakes, tornadoes,hurricanes, volcanoes or a terrorist act with a weapon of mass destruction. The latest communistic/socialist attempts by the U.S government, under the terms of social and collective justice, is to merge the faith base (churches) and the EPA. If that happens it would surely mean another purchase and thus control by the government. This time it is our churches and they will tell you how to interpret the Bible and could even include criminal charges if you don't believe the way they do
Rockfest 2010
Lots of people talk about love, but I learn new things about what it really is quite often lately.  For example, I spent this past week at my boyfriend's house, and was going to come home this morning because I have my son this weekend and wanted to be here when he got here.  I loaded up my stuff I was bringing home, kissed him goodbye, and started to leave.  I got about a block down the street and discovered my brakes were not working, so I turned around and went back.  He thought I'd forgotten something (a normal occurance for me), but was quick to react when I told him about my brakes. He got on his hands and knees and looked at each tire for signs of brake fluid, and it took a bit of distracted discussion (and more searching) to find the leak was actually coming from the line almost directly below the drivers door.  He put his plans for his weekend on hold to take me to get high pressure hose, clamps, and a tiny hack saw to try a cheap, temporary fix- just to get me home and to a
My Chat With Madcurves
MadCurves: bye cheater i hate liarsMadCurves: ive never done anything like and would NEVER do itTo MadCurves: But you do't mind it from them, Gail.MadCurves: as u said IM not a member and I KNOW i was NEVER a memberTo MadCurves: I believe you are the psycho!To MadCurves: You're confused and can't even admit to being a Threesome group. LOLMadCurves: shows you what i said is correctTo MadCurves: Well, having self respect is a part of growing up. Half of the men who commented on your breasts and ass are married!MadCurves: stating the truth is NOT being bitter but cheaters cant understand that i hope you grow up one day for your WIFE --laterTo MadCurves: We can be cool and chat or not.MadCurves: coolTo MadCurves: OK, so that explains your bitterness. Listen, if you want to be online acquaintances, cool. If not, cool. But don't use me as your punching bag. My profile is straight forward - you didn't have to accept my request.MadCurves: because he to was a married man and i got a phone call
One Day
A BOY IN GIRLS BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!a Girl asked a Boygirl)-Do you think i'm pretty?(boy)-NO..(girl)-Do you want to be with me forever?(boy)-NO...(girl)-Would you cry if I walked away?(again boy sayz-NO...She heard enough &waz hurt, As she walked away tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and saidboy)-You're not pretty you're BEAUTIFUL.(boy)-I don't want to be with you forever.I NEED to be with you forever.(boy)- And I would'nt cry if you walked away.....I would DIE!!!!!!!!!....(boy whisperz)-Plzzzzz stay wit me....(girl whisperz)-i will........
President Obama's Supreme Court Double Standard
Senator Barack Obama said the following about the Harriet Miers nomination to the Supreme Court according to Greg Sargent in The Plum Line (Washington Post) in 2005: Harriet Miers has had a distinguished career as a lawyer, but since her experience does not include serving as a judge, we have yet to know her views on many of the critical constitutional issues facing our country today. In the coming weeks, we’ll need as much information and forthright testimony from Ms. Miers as possible so that the U.S. Senate can make an educated and informed decision on her nomination to the Supreme Court. To comply with the Obama Standard, the Senate should be provided with information, through testimony and documents, to allow the Senate to properly assess Kagan’s views on “many of the critical constitutional issues facing our country today.” Elena Kagan wrote in 1995 that: When the Senate ceases to engage nominees in a meaningful discussion of legal issues, the con
Conversation with a 50-yr-old ...   Bonnie: What do you mean? You’re adorable! Me: Eh. Nobody wants an adorable girl. They want a girl that’s like, y'know ... hot. Bonnie: Oh ... you mean like "drop it like it’s hot"? Me: Yes! Exactly. I’ll never be a "drop it like it’s hot" girl. Bonnie: No? Me: I’m more like a "pick it up slow" girl. Let us assume that the human heart is divided into parts. Some parts are made apparent to everyone who crosses your path and on certain days will linger with strangers. Other parts are more subtle, meant for only a select few that on certain nights may listen to the sound of your tears. But with all these parts, there is one that is sacred. It is meant for only one other person to have. And you have to hold onto this part and protect it and wait until you find the one that truly deserves it.It’s beautiful really. Because you're allowed to make mistakes. You can give too many parts of yourself away in
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Why Im Deleting Fubar In 4 Days!
_I really am not happy with the fu right now, I have an account and have had it since 2007.  I get locked out of it, I try to message support and nothing I do works.  So I emailed them and have not heard back yet.  So Here I am had to make a NEW account so I can try to get my OTHER one back.............So please, have it in your hearts and help me BACK up through the ranks please.
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No Option
On Wednesday May 5 someone sided to take their own life by jumping off a building 16 storeis high,Yes it is suicide and suicide is no option to do it hurts very bad to see someone do it and it can cause mental,motion problems! This is AWEARNES to let you know to beware who is around you and they might be in their lowest point in their life and all we can do is look out for signs and to beware what is going on and help  by calling the hot line just look it up in your area for the number and call you could save a life! Your friend on fubar :)  
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Custom Morphs!!!
Hello! I'm making custom photo morphs for friends and stuff. Please comment here and send a link to what you'd like done, and when I get a chance I'll do it for you I also appreciate small bling credit donations or blasts and tips for my time and effort. I put a lot of work into what I do and it's good to feel appreciated for it Of course, for larger orders, (say 10 or more morphs) I'll happily do it for a VIP, autos, bombs, or 25 credit packs. I'll let you know as soon as I'm done with your order but the process can be time consuming and I really put my heart into my work. Please let me know after you get it if you like it or not by leaving me a comment here! I love it when I'm told how I made your day, or what a nice job I did on your morphs !! I ask that if you leave a negative comment that you tell me what you would like changed so I can improve. All nasty and rude comments will be erased! Remember, I could be doing better things with my time so be happy I sacrificed min
Metal Legend Ronnie James Dio Dead At 67 Ap, May 16, 2010 5:00 Pm Pdt I Post All The Ifo On My Stash And My Bulletin Board On The Metal Legend Ronnie
Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67AP, May 16, 2010 5:00 pm PDTBy WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67..Dio revealed last summer that he was suffering from stomach cancer shortly after wrapping up a tour in Atlantic City, N.J. with the latest incarnation of Black Sabbath, under the name Heaven And Hell..."Today my heart is broken," Wendy Dio wrote on the singer's site, adding he died at 7:45 a.m. "Many, many friends and family were able to say their private goodbyes before he peacefully passed away.."Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all," Wendy Dio continued. "We so appreciate the love and support that you have all given us ... Please know he loved you all and his music will live on forever.".The statement was confir
Bam Bam's Words
changes in phases indistinguishable from the way this ebbs and flows the undreamble turns face up and shows the grace pf placement through strategic and invasive tactics unbased in the math of it but aware of a path in it I laugh and its a strange muse. hereafter is when to make moves on the constant shake the roots and beyond that wake to truth, an ever expanding dialation its unraveling evolving and baffling, its revolving but not in the sense of violation it grabs a sweet tooth and satisfies satiating you, but this is me this tree an unnamed breed seeded from undepleted love and now seated with heated mind, as my buzzing fingertips find the way through the keys attempting to sieze the diem the dream unfolding a renovation with hell to heaven scaffolding remolding fire and water emboldening soul with cynergy recoding the whole thing with energy Im holding a thinner string but the cabling wont budge the strength and pull is just too much can you touch this Im feeling realxed in my gri
My Own Self Hatred
So here I am, writing of my own personel hell and self loathing.  I am now 30 years old and feel tired brokedown and hopeless for the future.  First off yes I realize many have it worse than me and many others will say you should be happy to be still alive as many others loose their lives daily.  Well my answer to that, Im not alive.  Yes I breath, I have a pulse, I even have a career but being alive isnt living.  Every day of my life Im in pain, I had a motorcycle accident and planted into the side of a Honda civic at 45 Mph, breaking my wrist and destroying my knee.  Since then I have had surgery to repair an 8mm gouge in the cartlage of my knee, removing old rotten cartlage from my knee cap and cleaning up the rest of the inside of my knee which my Dr. described as crab meat and coconut.  Its been 2 years since and Im still seeing a specialist and unable to run or barely even walk some days.  Now I wish I could just blame my social inadaquacies on this but I know better.  My first w
10 Things...
10 things every Family Guy fan should know:   10. How to spell and pronounce the city they live in. 9. Know the names of the two schools mentioned on the show. 8. How Joe became paralyzed 7. The religion Peter started and who they worshiped. 6. Who Seth MacFarlane does the voices for. 5. The words to "Shipoopie" 4. The names of both of Peter's bosses, and where he worked for them. 3. Why people only understand Stewie part of the time. 2. Peter's favorite band...EVER and... 1. Who does the voice for Meg, and how hot she is. This will, quite possibly, be an ongoing blog. I will add a new "10 things..." list as often as I feel the need to. Some will be funny, some informative, and some will make you think...who am I bullshitting, none of them will make you think. My first will deal with my favorite genre of music. METAL!!!!   So, for your reading pleasure I present: 10 things every real metalhead should know
Things I Feel Strongly About.
Many of you already know what my opinion is of CPS and the various state-by-state agencies. Here in Oregon, it's known as the Department of Human Resources, and I will be referring to it as such. Just know that this includes DHS, CSD, CPS, and many many more. Also know that I do not think that every single DHS worker is a bad one. Many of them actually do a good job and protect our children. However, in recent years there have been an increasing number of cases that have been mishandled almost to the point of criminal misconduct. I have come to the opinion from my own experiences, those of friends, and of research of done on the subject that while there are those few employee's that do a good job, DHS itself has become almost as much of a danger to our children as the things they are supposed to be protecting our children from. There are a couple things that need to be understood about DHS policy and guidelines, the first of which being that they have the power, without proof of any
For Him
Oh oh oh I, oh oh oh IIf I wrote a book about where we standThe title of my book would be "Life with Superman" That's how you make me feel I count you as a privilege This love is so idealI'm honored to be in itI know you feel the same I see it everydayAnd all the things you do And all the things you say You are my rocBaby you're the truthYou are my rocI love to rock with youYou are my rocYou're everything I needYou are my rocSo baby rock with meI wanna kiss ya, feel ya, please ya just rightI wanna touch ya, love ya, baby all nightReward ya, for all the things you doYou are my rocI love to roc with youI love to roc with you Oh oh oh IIf I wanna try to count the ways You make me smileI'll run out of fingers Before I run out of timeTo sing to talk about Sugar you keeps it going onMake me wanna keep my lovin strongMake me wanna try my bestTo give you what you want and what you needGive you my whole heart, not just a little pieceMore than a minimum,I'm talking everythingMore than a single w
Caming With You..
I look forward to seeing your face. Everytime I enter this world of cyber space. Your eyes flash and your smile shines. You are happy to see I'm online. More than physical this thing I have for you is mental and emotional. Only with your eyes can you touch me and with your words can you feel me. So on cam every night I will be. Waiting to continue this cyber journey.
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Rip Ronnie James Dio
Message from Wendy Dio Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45am 16th May. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private good-byes before he peacefully passed away. Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all. We so appreciate the love and support that you have all given us. Please give us a few days of privacy to deal with this terrible loss. Please know he loved you all and his music will live on forever. - Wendy Dio   You can leave your condolences on Facebook    ronnie was my favorite artist of all time n i am in shock to say the least this , this news is very sad, we have lost one of the greatest today rip ronnie, you were the best,thanks for all the great music n all the great memorys
Maternity Leave
Ok so I dont know exactly how to tell you this without just being blunt and straight to the point. I'm getting emotionally exhausted and Im finding it harder and harder to stay on this site for that long. Its not that I don't love you all, because I do. I just cant seem to keep up with everyone. I feel a little like im failing you all because im not trying as hard to ask you how lite goes. I think its my time to take Mat leave from the fu, Ill drop in occasionally but like usual ill be a little flaky and just take off. Even writing this blog seems kind of daunting to me.. im seriously dragging my ass as i write it... kind of like scooting Well most of you know how to get a hold of me... tell witchie she will tell me... LMAO shes going to kill me for that. Honestly ill probably drop in every day but meh i doubt ill be here for long during those visits.. I love you all and i want to thank you for being such good friends. Putting up with the crazy that is me and reading some insa
How To Love
Love is both an action and a feeling. The action of love generates a blissful feeling called by the same name. When the action stops, the blissful feeling is replaced with pain. Every person is capable of great love (and its opposite, fear, which generates all painful emotions such as hate, greed and jealousy).While there are many different ways to define love and there are many different ways to love someone (or even yourself)Say it. When you say the words "I Love You", they should carry with them the desire to show someone that you love them, not what you simply want to feel. When you say it, make sure you really mean it and are willing to do anything for that special person.Empathize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Rather than impose your own expectations or attempt to control them, to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who they are. Realize how they could also love you back just as well.Love unconditionally. If you cannot love another person without attachin
Bikerider's Blog
Saw two great shows by my favorite singer songwriter Dan Bern.He played saturday nite in Dayton and last Night in Columbus. Got to talk to him a bit in Columbus and he did a song I requested.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides
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I’m tired of being misunderstood, ... See More nerves are shot, weak – like old wood. I’m tired of being ill, no energy, can’t think, losing my skills. I’m tired of so-called friends, stabbing me in the back, again and again. I’m tired of trying to make things right, i give up – I surrender, no will to fight. I’m tired of seeing others in pain, raises frustration, drives me insane. I’m tired of not being able to cry, i’d melt away, nothing left inside. I’m tired because I can’t feel, walking in a daze – numb this can’t be real. I’m tired of being “strong,” i’m weak, i’m fragile, its gone on way to long. I don’t know what else to say, i’m hoping, i’m dreaming, i’m begging, i’m pleading, please, take this feeling away. Right now… I’m just tired…
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The Incredible Shrinking Woman?
Ok, so I suppose I'm back on the weight loss wagon.... I'm down about 13 pounds at the time of this posting.  It's not as much as I would like but I suppose that a loss is a loss... So this latest attempt was brought about as a result of some hurtful comments made by an ex of mine.  He pulled the fat card to insult me in an online forum (not this one) and it really got to me.  Don't get me wrong, I am not in denial about my weight and I readily admit that I am fat.  It hurt coming from him, though, because he always reassured me that I was beautiful no matter how big I was.  I know I shouldn't let him get to me... after all, he's a 30 year old manchild who still lives at home with his parents, has a job that barely pays over minimum wage, has no ambition, no balls, a tiny dick, and really has no room to talk when it comes to being overweight.  Even though I have more than enough dirt that I could truly do some damage to his already pathetic life, I chose to move on rather than seek re
Wedding Plans
If you have an ideas for additional songs for our wedding, comment on here Jimmy Buffet - Brown Eyed Girl Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone Avenged Sevenfold - Seize The Day - Dear God - A Little Piece of Heaven Bruce Springsteen - I Wanna Marry You John Berry - Marry Me Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight - Tears in Heaven Proclaimers - 500 Miles The Beatles - All You Need is Love - She Loves You - And I Love Her - I Wanna Hold Your Hand - When I'm 64 Sonny & Cher - I Got You Babe Cher - Shoop Shoop David Bowie - As The World Falls Down Rammstein - Ohne Dich The Supremes - Someday Me First and the Gimmes - All My Lovin Pennywise - Stand By Me Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl Ronstadt/Neville - All My Life Michael Buble - Haven't
Metal Legend Ronnie James Dio Dead At 67
Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67 AP, May 16, 2010 5:00 pm PDT By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67. Dio revealed last summer that he was suffering from stomach cancer shortly after wrapping up a tour in Atlantic City, N.J. with the latest incarnation of Black Sabbath, under the name Heaven And Hell.   Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67 AP, May 16, 2010 5:00 pm PDT By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67. Dio revealed last summer that h
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Bombing Ettiquette (thanks Chopchop)
1) Read status of bomber for christ sake!!!!  Leaving status comments, gifts, and rates dont help if they want you in the sb!!!   2) Make sure if bomber asks for links that they work!!!!!! And I'm sorry, if your skin has no contrast and I have to hunt for your bomb folder, you will not be bombed period, no exceptions!!   3) Do not link your a bomb folder!!!!   4) Do not hit my sb more than once during a single bomb!!!! I know this is a hard one to keep track of but it sucks when I have already bombed you and I get a message that says: "Hurry up! You've already bombed this person"   5)  If I ask for autos only in means im trying to level....ALL I WANT IS AUTOS IN THERE!!!! I dont care how much you are willing to pay. Read the friggen status first.   6) Sometimes I will repay bombs...sometimes I wont.  If you have autos on...I will most likely bomb you!!  I dont ask for bombs when i dont have autos on...please dont ask me for a repay of bombing
LET THEM GO! BY BISHOP T.D. JAKES....    There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.    I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.    The Bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19]    People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay.    Let them go.    And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to r
Man Or Not
Does Crying When Something Bad Happens In Our Lives Make Us Less Of A Man Or Does It Make Us Stronger And Let Us Know That We Aren't Cold Hearted Bastards That Only Think About The Next Piece Of Ass We Can Get. Give Me Some Insight Write Me Back And Tell Me What You Think, Men & Women Both Feel Free To Answer?
# INTEGRITYThis is the pinnacle of wolf values. If you cannot be true to yourself and face the fire of ignorant closed-minded opposition, then you are not completely free. If you compromise your integrity, you may be a chained dog, but not a true wolf. This does not mean that one should openly shout their differences; it simply means to stay true to yourself, and not sway when confronted by "popular" opposition. One cannot compromise any part of himself/herself for riches, popularity, or acceptance and still be 100% true. The greatest "sin" of a wolf is to sin against one's self.# INNER STRENGTHWithout inner strength, you can never truly follow your own path in life. Sheep mentality manifests in those who lack self-confidence. Lack of self-worth coerces these weak-minded sheeple into accepting a "mimic the majority" mentality (replicate what is safe, or "in season"). Weakness is the core of their "follow the leader" mentality. A wolf's mind is strong, swayed by reason, and personal obs
You’re all I ever wanted All I never knew I needed You’re all I’ll never have And all I’ll ever crave Never good enough Always second place I can’t be the girl that I should be Can’t ever seem to be good enough for you Can’t ever seem to be good enough for anyone Not even enough to be the beautiful disaster Isn’t that the ironic part
My Chat Box Lecture
Themanagerie: And for a woman to say all that in her profile and yet at same time show sexy cleavage and other teasing pictures in her albums certainly leaves me in a state of mind boggling confusion as to what the hell you do want and are up to on this site Themanagerie: No offence noOne, but there is restricted chat and too restricted chat in which holding a normal adult conversion is like i said quite impossible to do in the free world Themanagerie: I'm from England UK and the nicest girlfriend i ever had was from Tempologue Dublin 12 Themanagerie: WOW OMG with a profile of DONT'S like what you have got, it's quite impossible to have a normal and fun conversation with you it would seem
The Silent Ranks
This is a Poem given to the wives deployment day. This is for all the Military Wives around the world. The Silent Ranks     I wear no uniforms, no blues or armygreens, but I am in the military in the ranksrarely seen.  I have no rank upon myshoulders.  Salutes I do not give.  But the military world is the place where I live.   I'm not in the chain of command, orders Ido not get.  But my husband is the one whodoes, this I cannot forget.  I'm not the one whofires the weapons, who puts my life on the line.  But my job is just as tough, I'm the onethat's left behind.   My husband is a patriot, a brave andprideful man.  The call to serve his country,not all can understand.  Behind the lines I seethe things needed to keep this country free.My husband makes a sacrifice, and for love, so do we.   I love the man I married.  Our freedom is his life, but I stand among the silent ranksknown as The Military Wife.  
Hitting A Woman
im writing this after seeing some more of what "us men" have been saying to the ladies here on fu. first of i will call all women a lady. one cause they have to put up with our asses and the things we say and/or do to them and second they deserve to be treated like they're worth something. us guys get pissed if another person says things we dont like but we treat the ladies like they are here to do nothing more than serve us and bare our children. come on are we really stuck in the dark ages??? im not going to lie i have my pet pevs. one of those is treating a lady like sh*t. i know there are some out there who like to be treated like that but thats their business not mine. respect shown is respect earned or at least thats how i was raised. if you really want to get techical about things we would not be here today if it wasnt for women. plainly put its the truth. if women told us men to take a flying leap the human race would come to an end. so come on guys lets start acting like the a
I walked into my station as the 2nd tower was hit.   "What movie are you guys watching?" I asked my co workers.   "Umm, no this is live, in New York. They don't know the fuck is going on"   I was an emt working for a private ambulance company in Chicago at the time. I had been out of school a little over 6 months. We sat in horror watchhing the events unfold before us on the tv. Eventually we had to get in our ambulances and try to work. All of our "routine" calls were cancelled for the day. So we sat in our rigs, with white knuckles. I kept waiting for a call on the radio that they had hit the Sears Tower. If that was the case, it would have been all hands on deck. We sat in silence. Listening for any updates from dispatch. Listening to news radio for any updates or news on what was going on.   I was 21 at the time. Lived on my own. My mom called, and was screaming at me "come home right this instant!the world is ending and you can't be at work right now!!!"   I told her "No
Irish Pride
The auction for irish pride will be held on June 18th at 6pm estern time. If you like to be apart of this event in irish pride let us know we will get your name down. Here is how its going to work:All Fubucks will be split 50/50Half will go for the lounge and the other half will go to the person who was on for the auction.If you win the person put the payment to irish pride lounge profilewith who you bought.Also think of what you will offer the people so they bid on you the more the stuff you offer the higher you will go.You can be on cam if not at least be in the lounge.If on cam and in the lounge please fallow the lounges rules please.  We will start promoting this event starting May 19th we will drop the bulletin and comment drops tommarrow all have to help out in this that is staff. If member you are not required but if do that will be appreciated.Thank you all for all your cooperation.Dj Irish Rocker Many people ask me. Why Irish Pride ? Why on fubar? What is Irish Pride ? Do I ha
Some Thing That Should Never Happen!
I look up to the sky and I send this message through my eyes   can you hear me? can you hear my prayers? I want to talk to you so you should pull up a chair   I can fell you looking right at me I close my eyes and your face is the only thing i see   Reaching my hand out towards the stars that shine the wind through my fingers feels like your fingers interlocking with mine   Can you hear me? do you hear the words i'm trying to say? it's hard to put my feelings together, but i'm trying in every single way.   I wish you were here in my arms so i could hold you tight hold you to the point where we fall asleep in each other's arm's and our hearts say goodnight   "I love you" are the words I here coming from the moon i'm wishing even harder for you to come home   I speak to the moon, yes this is true cause whenever i'm not near my love i ask the moon to look after you Can you hear me, MOON? Did my message get through? Just tell him that I miss him
Raw And Emotionally Exposed, Welcome To My World!
Some people go together like salt n pepperSome people are meant to be like bread n butterBeing a part for any time is like jam missing peanut butterWhen you find your dip to your chipHold on tightI will bring the whip, you bring the creamPaint me with honey and chocolate syrupLickity splitBanana splitI got a lovely set of coconuts................Or maybe i should just go get some lunch Life is one big mess, repetition every dayScrew the mentality that made you this wayYou bruise me time and time againWith your wordsDoes it make you feel better inside to have all this hatred?Dont mold me how you want meAccept me for who i amSomeone who is never good enoughNever good enough for lifeStop the blood flowing through your veinsThe whispers in your headOnly wish i were deadDeadwh*re forever moreDeny what you crave, its ok pretend i am like the restIn your heart you know i fit you the bestAngers youDefies everything you thinkEverything you have come to feelMisery and woe is what
Dream Master
My Wishes...
I was walking in the woods behind my house this morning and came upon an elderly lady who looked lost. I stopped and asked her if she needed help. She looked up at me with tears in her eyes and said that her grand daughter had run off and was lost. I told her I would help her look for the child. After looking for about three hours we found the little girl playing at the edge of the woods. The elderly woman thanked me and asked if she owed me anything for helping her. I told her no, and walked her and her grand daughter out of the woods . As I turned to go my own way, a blinding light appeared before me. In that light was two Angels. One of a Woman and one of a child. The older Angel spoke in a voice so pure it broke my heart. She said, "Because of your kindness in helping me find a child that was lost and now is found I shall grant you four wishes." I thought about it for a few minutes and asked. For my first wish, let it be Kindness, the kind that only one of pure
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Whats Her Juggs!
Hi everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that Im going to be doing salutes for people. If you would like one done for you...Please let me know...I will be happy to do one for you! I love taking nude pictures! You can have one that is not nude if you would like! Just tell me what you would like. You can choose what I wear or not you want my pussy, ass, tits..whatever! I will be adding a salute folder to my pictures! MUCH LOVE!! XOXOXOXOXO (h) (r) Love Always, Crystal AKA Whats Her Juggs
My First Book Released On May 13th, 2010!!
Hey Fu Friends!   My first book "A Shiver at Midnight - A Collection of Spine-Tingling Tales" is now available on and!!! I do appreciate your support!!!!!   Thanks!   Daryl My first book; "A Shiver at Midnight: A Collection of Spine Tingling Tales," was released on May 13th, 2010.  Check it out here!   Remember to sleep with the lights on....    
Dreaming Of You Tonifgt
Dreaming of you tonight     Dreaming  of you tonight; Holding me ever so tight. Inhaling me kissing me both of us wishing we were free To love one another  holding each other To Start life fresh and newoh if you only knew That the thought of you making love to me holding me just to be You are the one I have always dreamed about then when  I thought my dreams had all ran out You came out of no where to shoe me  you cared
The Eyes Dont Lie
THE EYES DON'T LIECan you really truly know someone when you can't look into their eyes?If you're like me, you think you can..but then left to wonder why...Can you believe what people say when they tell you about their life?Or when the sweet man that you think you know says he doesnt have a wife?Even when you're being cautious, when you think you're holding backYou're wide open for strangers to suck you in cause they know what things you lack.They know what you want to hear and they will tell you more and moreUntil finally your guard comes down and their foot is through the door.And no matter how many times you tell yourself that its crazyThings have moved so fast, he fell so hardJust when youve almost convinced yourself...he plays that final card.The thing you need the most, the words you want to hearAre spoken through the phone line, now nothing seems so clear"I love you"...what a joke! It seems that's all it takesTo let him into your heart...the heart he'll later break.No 3 words ho
Attention All Fat Girls
My Opinions
How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is. You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it. Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea what so ever. The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them. I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind. I wonder, what I could Do or say to make him like me. I wonder, what or who I need to be, to be his. I wonder, when just being me will be enough. Should I sm
Things Ive Learned Throughtout My Life
if there is one thing ive learned from my parents its about hating things or ppl. my parents had this saying "to hate would take time out of my day that would be better spent loving my friends or family". something else i learned was to not wait to tell someone how you feel about them. while mom was sick i told her that i was sorry about us not getting along very well these last few yrs and that i forgave her for the things that she had done that had hurt me really badly. the last week she was alive my dad told me that she didnt think i was ever going to forgive her for the things she had done. i told dad that i had told her that i forgave for those things. he wanted me to tell her again but she wasnt in touch with the world at the time and i told him that as soon as she was more in touch with the world that i would tell her that i forgave her again. a couple of days later she died from cancer. what i wish to pass on to you is to not wait ever to tell someone you care about things like
Heart Leaving!!
So Bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. There behind him stand 343 firemen, 72 police officers, one k9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry God, we got this one". Wow..Mom got married and they got call ship out to VA, for his work, I'm going to be lost without her...She moved her for ME, 7 yrs ago, after I left her, she is my Best Friend,,,I'm so Going to miss her...She was like MY ROCK in LIFE..All My Life...Know ME LOST FEELING and SAD..WAY SAD...SO when you all see me HEARTBROKE...I WILL MISS MY MOM...SHE IS ONLY ROCK I had as, I WAS hers....BUT she has new life and ME feel alone..I know many of you have had that as I have..BUT when SOMEONE, that is that close to you...and You Lose it..Kind of SCAREY and yet SAD..So, EMOTIONS hard for me right know....THanks for being friends..AS I"M losing MY BEST FRIEND.....Paula
Rwsttms (random Words Strung Together To Form Sentences)
Yeah so I dunno where to spend my online time anymore.....I get bored on Pogo, I dont chat in chat rooms anymore, facebook pisses me off, MySpace is so yesterday......Id come here but theres a limit to what a person can do.  Hmmmm
This world is just a game of RISK World leaders pushing armies across the board Brainwashed soldiers march to their death Fear fills their minds, makes them torn   Countries choose sides or they fall control at the front line unsure Midnight and daylight the same As graveyards overflow from another meaningless war   Children turn soldiers out of high school Six months later parents tears fall on folded flags Countless cities burning light up the horizon As the worlds population is cut in half   When will our leaders learn their lessons Just admit that they've made some mistakes Will they ever see the true power that peace can bring And senseless wars just bring more senseless deaths?
Updated Writing
One kiss One kiss Is all I ask One kiss to heal and erase the past One touch One touch Of your lips to mine One caress Sweet caress To know the divine Two breaths Become one As reality fades Bid farewell to the sun As the night invades The heat between bodies Contrasts the cool air Two bodies One rhythm And wildly tossed hair. Passion runs like electric current Satin sheets catch aflame Tasting your lips one last time As I whisper your name. At the waist I have you bend While into subspace I gently and firmly send Your sweet sighs of contentment are barely heard You strain to be still as you listen to my every word My voice strong and even, my touch long and light While I do my best to stay just out of your sight The rounded curves of your ass raised and bared In my ropes your hands and feet are snared With you naked and helpless, you are at my mercy When my hands begin to smack your upturned globes, my lips are held together tersely With your
Does Anybody Hear Her???
In The Kingdom Of Heat...
All I can feel             When I close my eyes Is closeness All I can smell             When I breathe in             Is that familiar scent All I taste             When I bite my lip             Is that sweet, unforgettable taste All I hear             When the room is silent             Is thump, thump But when my eyes are open All I see is darkness At one point I could tell you anything I could love you whenever I wanted Now I feel in silence Smiles are now forced And where I used to think And smile unexpectedly I now have an empty stare Instead of my heart jumping I cringe when the phone rings I just can’t believe             Not telling someone you love them could hurt so badly
Proud To Be White
This is great.  I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point...Michael Richards better known as 'Kramer' from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...Someone finally said it.  How many are actually paying attention to this?  There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.   And then there are just Americans.   You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.You have Black History Month.   You have Cesar Chavez Day.You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.You have the NAACP.   You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.   If we had a White Prid
Bulk Rate
I hate bad drivers. they clog more than the road, they clog life, the planet, the future, the ever living peace of mind we all want. Thank You for your time.
As The Wind Whispers
As the wind whispers The world results in change The clouds float by slowly Always out oWhich always hangs around Always out of range The tree's leaves fall Red, green, orange Beautiful for all As the wind whispers The grass lays down  It bows to the sun Which always hangs around As the wind whispers The ocean ripples with life As the wind whispers A smile crosses my face Whispers in the wind Produce a kindred soul We all need somebody Somebody special to love   ***Another poem I wrote in 99***
Painful Memories
I remember the days years ago When you were still here Still here to dry my tears When I was sad You'd make me feel better  When I felt bad As the years passed by I loved you more Til you decided to walk through  that door Your work left undone And me still drying my tears As I sit here thinking Painful memories flooding back Still thinking as if you're still here Memories, memories, painful ones In memory of your loving soul     ***Side note....I wrote this in 1999...I copied it from the book it's published in...In loving memory of Uncle Brian
Random Thought Stuff
Got this in an email from my local Italian restaurant.....Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time or else I would have spewed from my nose. :P   An old Italian man lived alone in Brooklyn.  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.   His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:   Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over... I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa   A few days later he received a letter from his son Vincent.   Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Tant's Ramblings
              So this couple that are originally from my home town, a little town of 4500 people, well they moved back. They hate it here so I'm not sure really all the reasoning behind it but mostly because they are broke and they have family here.  Very loving couple like 2 peas in a pod, or as another friend of their called them 2 nuts in a shell but anyway. He is a type 1 diabetic and he takes pretty good care of himself and they've been back here about 7 months. Anyway on May 4th he had a diabetic incident where his blood sugar bottomed out and his wife did everything possible to get it back up but he died.  Very sad.  And it gets worse and I'm mean I dont take his death lightly he was a very sweet guy. However, his wife and I love her dearly I mean it, but she is the most negative person I know she figures tht everyone is out to screw her over or just be ignorant to her and I mean literally she believes this and now her husband passes away and she tells me...."see I told
Fubar Spotlight Donations
We need spotlight donations bad! I want us 2 get noticed more & keep on growning! Any amount will help! Whoever donates the most I will bling! Please help us out & help us grow! Thanks, SexyBiChris =)
Chili Cook-off
HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY!!   If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.  For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL .  Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two j
I follow the beliefs of the Native American Indian, which is spiritual, respecting the land, water, people and elders *and also the ones that have passed to the other side*. *I don't believe in something that MAN has written, then passed the wordings down from generation to generation, then contradict themselves in the process*. My ancient ancestors knew nothing of these written words *but as it turned out, it was something that was pressed/pushed upon them *do (as I say) or die (if you won't, cause you're my property or slave)*, it's something I can't or will not walk a path with. So much division with religion, so many books stating their beliefs are correct...Bible, Koran, etc.,* mine is better than yours* mentality. *Hinduism, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Shinto, Confucianism, Jainism, Taoism, Christianity, Islam, the list is long and far reaching*. I don't knock someone for what they believe in, to each their own. I follow the beliefs of the American Indian, which is spiritu
This Is Me Venting... Beware Strong Language And Nudity. Parental Discretion Advised.
Still new to this site, pardon my ignorance of a fellow digital bar place. I notice a lot of attractive women here or at least pictures of men pretending to be women . This site is pretty funny and isn't as strict as I thought it would be, I am not gonna pay 7 bucks for some sort of shout? Anyways I am a real person not fake or some stupid ass bot. I have a semi-political/drunk/comedy website at come check us out make sure you have a beer handy, and since it's free speech lots of bad words get said, but the great thing is you get to say em back without censorship. Anyways I will still try to figure this place out, I am not used to black background on a webforum sort of hurts the eyes a bit but I will live.
Help Find
if anyone has seen this girl please let me know she is missing... I need some help.she went missing in lakeland.fl
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Using Logic On Movies
I'm pretty sure most of us have all seen the movie Gremlins. I started thinking about that movie today. And the only thing I could think of was how irresponsible the dad was. I mean seriously who buys there kid a Mogwai? I don't care how mature and responsible you think your child is, that would be a horrible pet for anyone to have. It comes with 3 rules that you think sound simple but in all honesty aren't. Let's take a look at the rules shall we.   1. Keep them away from water. WTF kind of rule is this. I mean sure it makes the Mogwair multiply and spawn evil Gremlins. But why would you buy your child a pet that you can't wash and keep clean? What happens if it goes and gets in mud or something? Are you just supposed to let it wander around your home making a mess of anything and everything it touches?  Not to mention would the furry little bastard start to smell at one point? But remember keep it away from water.  So now you have to deal with a dirty smelly pet for God knows how
What Alcoholism Did For Me.
What alcoholism did for me. You may want to question yourself the next time you pick up a drink of spirits. Rather droll in terms that the word spirits is used to entail upon alcohol. Nevertheless, just take a moment the next time you drink, and press upon the severity of its effect on the individual mind. Think about those whom have suffered the recoil, or those that may not, as they’re not impacted as much as someone else. Yet, there still is this consequence in even omitting to the chance, as we are all chance victims to our very own use of anything mind altering, some more than others, in just the mere chance. My voyage into this predicament happened somewhere around the age of 11, and never stopped from there. However, there were times when I stepped away, never really for long, though. I started stealing it from my stepfather upon my leaving for school, as inebriation had me bought from my first glass of wine I chugged down during a Christmas gathering that very sa
Stupid Ppl On Fu
New 2 This Cum Help Me !!!! Take It Easy !!!! If U Cant Take It Easy Take It Anyway U Can Get It.....
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Mothers Day
It is very sweet to me and figured I'd share it since I am very proud :-) The first card says ... Happy mothers day (inside says) I love you mom I wish you have a good mothers day I love you. The paper she wrote in school says.... My moms name is cindy. Her birthday is almost the same day as my brothers birthday. It has a one in it. Her eyes are brown, her hair is brown, her favorite color is blue, her favorite television shows are "ghost hunters" and "the doctors". She likes to eat tomato soup. Her favorite hobby is playing cabal. Her favorite thing about me is when I get 100% on my tests. My favorite thing about her is seeing her. Together we like to play games. If I could buy her anything in the world. I would buy her a frog since she likes frogs.I will be readin this everyday - Thank you my baby princess Ramona I love you SO much always and forever! The best gift I could ever ask for (h) My daughter is almost 8yrs old
My Fine Is 720.10
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s
Seven Kinds Of Sex ......
Seven Kinds Of Sex ...... The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meetsomeone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ..... Kitchen Sex.This is when you have been with your partner fora short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for along time. Your sex has gotten routine and youusually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'Fuck You.'The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in theafternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/hetakes you to court and screws you in front of e
Rantings Of Mr, Mahoney
Since this is my first blog, I thought Id go with introducing myself to this world we call "FuBar"! Sooooooooo for starters, the name is Connor Mahoney! I guess thats kind of obvious since thats already stated.Anyway moving on, Im 60. I have two kids, young enough to be my grandchildren lol! Jake is 19 and Krista 17. Both in college. They live in Ohio with their mother, which sucks because I dont get a chance to see them as often. But now that Im retired Im hoping that'll change! In the 60 years Ive been here Ive never once got married! Shocker eh? Some would call that smart, some would probably think something is wrong with me! LOL! I myself call"still looking"! But the thing is Im not really looking! If it happens it happens! Ive been close, but it didnt work out. Long story, wont get into that. If you want to know, just ask...I have nothing to hide! Moving on....Im a retired attorney. I was in that profession from 1974 to 2007, 33 years...long time! I loved
Why is it that when you give your heart and soul to someone and they promise never to hurt you they take your heart and stomp on it like it was nothing???    I have been hurt like i have never been hurt before.....  i am gonna give up on EVER being happy.... i thought i had finally found it.... but once again no..... i am so tired of this.....
Independence Festival History.
Independence Festival is what a rock concert is supposed to be about: fair prices, good times and plenty of music. In 2004, the festival was only a party that one of the original members had to bring his friends and their bands together. Over the next three years it grew to be an important mark on the Columbus, Ohio music scene. The thought of the festival was to bring together independent artists and showcase them for them to feel part of the scene and possibly get some recognition. After the festival in 2007, Steve (Rock Ohio Productions) fell on some hard times and had to regroup to begin this masterpiece again. So now, Steve has regrouped and with some good friends, more like family already, is beginning his festival again. This year, B & N Entertainment LLC and Rock Ohio Productions have come together to put on Independence Festival. It has been uprooted from Columbus, Ohio and is now going to take place in Muncie, Indiana at the Water Bowl, June 25 – 27. This family of pro
The Darkness
Harsh words & violent blowsHidden secrets nobody knowsEyes are open, hands are fistedDeep inside I'm warped & twistedSo many tricks & so many liesToo many whens & too many whysNobody's special, nobody's giftedI'm just me, warped & twistedSleeping awake & choking on a dreamListening loudly to a silent screamCall my mind, the number's unlistedLost in someone so warped & twistedOn my knees, alive but deadLook at the invisible blood I've bledI'm not gone, my mind has driftedDon't expect much, I'm warped & twistedBurnt out, wasted, empty, & hollowToday's just yesterday's tomorrowThe sun died out, the ashes siftedI'm still here, warped & twisted At nite in the dark in my dreams your voice is what I hear Whispering words of love and desire your arms are what i feel holding me safe and warm against your strong chest that i use as my pillow   As dawn breaks a new day begins I wake from dreaming to find you gone   Even though miles separate an time has changed us both
The New Year Bring The Good And The Bad
hi iam just here today to let ya kno a lil part of my life u wanna read it fine u dont u kno wat to do now thats the move
Good Information On Diabetes Type 1 And Type 2
THE STORIE OF MY FUFAMILYThere once was a dude named Black who met a chick named Sdmf Dee. Black became very very close to Dee, and called her Brown sugar and very Heavenlee666. Dee decided to let Black meet her Rich brothers, Bls Kevin,Chris USA86,christopher, ReLLik and of course Sandmn2051. Dee met all Blacks sisters DaviGurl, Raven, Tiggy and Kinky Chula. Black said one of his sisters looked like a Dreadlockula666 was way to Hard 2 Handle and just a Lint Licken Cootie Queen. Dee thought Black was kind of mean for sayin that. So she shouted are you Siruis Jacko! you must be on Cocaine I swear!  Black said hey Dee your in a lilbitotrouble now! I sure aint tappinit no more! Dee said pfft what ever were is the Mfkn og Foreplay anyway huh! You like my cousin SLDC anyway pfft Shebledglitter to! Dee started to just get furious and acted like a Typhoons kitty. Black said MMMHmmm sure Dee she was tastiilykeKandy to! Dee said what ever ya HolyDiver I am gonna go play Domino's with Dj Bayfana
Free Stuff Online
Here is a I'm famous on the internet patch. I'm giving away up to 10 as of right now of these patches, If the want/need for these grow i will pick up more and give out many more. For the first two patches i am going to give it away for anyone who comments on this post, just post a comment on here and i will use a random number generator to pick out the two winner, please leave a form of contact info in your comment. You have until June 20, 2010 to comment for this give away. there is no specific number of comments you are limited to     letter opener free organic note pad   Your choices: Margarita Glasses, Margarita Pitchers, Margarita Balls, Margarita Shakers, Salt Rimmer, $5 Music Download, or a $5 Mail-in rebate Free gift from Jose Cuervo  
God Amazes Me
Today is Mother's Day i went to visit my Nana today and as we got there i was so excited to give her, her presents. As she opened the first one it was a little plaque that had a poem/saying on it. It was a few line's from the poem "Foot Prints In the Sand" Little did i know when i picked it up it was my pop's favorite! I must say God works in very amazing ways, I know my pop had a huge role in this present as well! What an awesome day! Rip Pop-pop. Happy Mother's Day to all the Momma's out there!Much Love! There's this site that sells christian clothing, and there was a shirt that says sinner on it in big letters with a bible verse under it, i kept looking at shirt saying how awesome it is, how much i love it, i was going to order it yesterday and for some reason i kept going back and looking at the shirt, just kept looking at it and staring at it. So as i sat there staring at it, i finally realized why! the reason was because I'm not a sinner! I'm saved! I sin, but I'm not a
Remember that they can't do a lot of things for themselves and that they depend on you to make their life a quality life! A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS......... 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being. 4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you. 5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me. 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it, but I forgive quickly. 7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you. 8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might b
Updates On My Life These Days
I have finally moved back to Vermont..I am single again and need a serious change in my life..I am 35 freaking years old and feel like a cross between a kid scared of life and an old person with many regrets and fears still instilled inside me..I cannot find a job and I am involved in another court battle with someone who terrorized my children..I am trying to build my life..not have to defend myself to every God damned rumor or bullshit lie that my so called friends like to spread about me..I have endured abuse and ridicule and I am tired of feeling like I can't get this right..
My First Blog Haha
Prokhorov Cleared To Take Over Nets
The first step in what the New Jersey Nets hope is a quick turnaround is in place. New owner Mikhail Prokhorov is eager to get started on the rest. ''For those who are already fans of the Nets and the NBA, I intend to give you plenty to cheer about,'' the Russian billionaire said in a statement. The Nets are now officially the Nyets. Prokhorov's purchase of the team was approved Tuesday by NBA's owners, who welcomed the first non-North American into their club. Russia's richest man agreed to buy 80 percent of the Nets and 45 percent of an arena project in Brooklyn from developer Bruce Ratner late last year. Final approval of the sale was delayed until the state of New York had taken over all the land seized under eminent domain at the site of the team's Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The Nets expect that transaction to close Wednesday, and the long-delayed 18,000-seat arena is to open in 2012. The Nets hope Prokhorov's wealth -- estimated at $9.5 billion through his bank
why is it we love the one that hurts us most in life why is up not down why the heck is there so many time zones in one country why do dryers eat one sock out of a load of laundry and where does it go just some random thoughts i would love some insight to
"Who Else Wants To Add 100s & 1000s Of Eager Twitter Followers, Increase Their Follower Responsiveness, & Top The SEO Rankings With Twitter?.." Here's a fact you might already know: Twitter is one of the fastest growing Social Media platforms! Twitter is known by many, as a place where you can go and send out 140 character messages, better known as 'tweets', that tell people what you are doing, at that particular moment. The reason why this is good for business, is because your followers get to know what is happening in your life, on a more personal level. Prospects like to get to know WHO they are buying from, before they turn into a buyer. Now, this doesn't mean that you should tweet in detail about everything that is happening in your life, but it is ok if you do it once in a while, and keep a balance of business related material, and vice versa. So, as you can see, you can use Twitter to build awareness about you and your company.. PROBLEM: Most people don't use Twitter
My Disability
Wicca (pronounced [wike]) is a Neopagan  religion  and a form of modern witchcraft. It is often referred to as Witchcraft  or the Craft[1]  by its adherents, who are known as Wiccans or Witches. Its disputed origins lie in England in the early 20th century,  though it was first popularised during the 1950s by Gerald Gardner, a retired British civil servant, who at the time called it the "witch cult" and "witchcraft", and its adherents "the Wica". From the 1960s the name of the religion was normalised to "Wicca".Wicca is typically a duotheistic religion, worshipping a Goddess and a God, who are traditionally viewed as the Triple Goddess and Horned God. These two deities are often viewed as being facets of a greater pantheistic Godhead, and as manifesting themselves as various polytheistic deities. Nonetheless, there are also other theological positions within the Craft, ranging from monotheism to atheism. Wicca also involves the ritual practice of magic, largely influenced by the ceremo
Top Ten Country Western Songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a membe
Husband Store Funny
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions atthe entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and thevalue of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or maychoose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down exceptto exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the firstfloor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:Floor
In The End
Cell Phones Vs. The Bible
What would happen if we treated our Bible like we treated our cll phones? What if wecarried our bibles in our pockets , what if we flipped through it several times a day? What if we turned back to get it if we forgot it , left the house without it? What if we used it to recieve messages from the text? What if we treated it like we could not live without it? What if we gave it to our children as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? Something to make you go hmmmm... And unlike our cell phones , we don't have to worry about our bible being disconnected because the bill has been paid , by Jesus Christ. What if we used the Bible half as much as we used our cell phones, where would we be as a world, as a nation, as a people, as a person? Food for thought, this country was based on the bible, and that is what has made this country what it is today. . . . . 
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Love On Fubar???
I have always dreamed of finding true love. Who hasnt? But to find said love here on fubar? is it possible? SURE IS!!!! i have been with my fiance for over a year now. it all started about 2 years ago right here on fubar! He sent me a friend request and i accepted! we chatted for a while and then decided to finally meet! I cant imagine my life without him now! THANK YOU FUBAR!
Story Time!
I've always wondered when it became alright to be selfish with your own life. Not too long ago someone very dear to my heart took their own life. As if it were okay and everyone was supposed to turn the other cheek and go on as life does. I'm sorry, but I can't. I am still very angered and hurt over it. Why is it okay for you to take yourself from us? Where is it written in the books that a belt and a ceiling fan is okay? I have yet to forgive you. And I don't know if I will ever learn how. You told Amber you were trying to escape the pain. Well congratulations, you succeeded, and fucked everyone else that ever cared about you in the making.  I don't care that you left me, I don't care that you left everyone else. I care that you left Hailey. Of everyone I know you truly cared about her. And how I know this, is I lived it first hand. She never asked to be brought into this world to a mother who was a junky and to a father who would eventually take himself from her.   Amber told me t
My Sister
Never to be forgotten God brought a special someone into this world,to bless us. Her name is Veda Nina Jack. She was not only my sister but my friend as well. She was blessed with wonderful children named Courtney, Carline. She was an angel not only in my eyes but everyone that knew her. She always knew how to put a smile on your face. She loved to joke around, which i loved about her. A fighter she was,tough right til the very end. Had nothing but love to give and show. Now she is resting in peace, An angel brought to earth by God and taken away by god. Brought to earth to share her love. Even though we would have all loved her to stay here longer. GOd said it was time for her to come home. Where she is pain free and happy. Watching over her loved ones. I know Veda you are not far from our hearts. Even though you are not here with us physically. I know you are here with us spiritaully and emotionally. All we have to do is say your name, and you are right here there beside us. I know y
Missing My Mom
She helps me calm my fears.She's more then a momShe's my confidontMy guideMy StrengthM best friendYou walked the extra mile to see your children N Grandchildren smileYou taught us so muchAnd were always by our sideYou helped us through our pain and suffering...Even though you were in pain and suffering the last bit of your lifeYour such an amazing woman...You were strong for all us til the end.You picked us up when we were down..You listened n guided us thru the tough timesYou encouraged us to do right...Even stood by our side when a wrong decesion was madeYou loved Uncondtionally..Gave all your heart and soul into everything you loved...Even to your kids and grandchildrenWhen you smiled your face lite up the room.We could lean on you...And you would still be the strong one.You were more than a mom to me..You were a beautiful mom inside and out..Amazing woman,Who had amazing qualities.You are an angel,A wonderful gift sent from god to bless us all,With all your wonderfullness.Your Hear
I Open My eyes It is a brand new day I am thankful for this day I wan to wake up and say Today isanopther day to live my life to the fullest Not in fear and hold back I want my heart to sing sweet Lullabies of happiness Iwant to do cartwheels of Joyfulness MAy my tears f choices regrets Made be turned into tears of Good deads left undone May all my struggles be realeased May all my strentgh fight the storn of Battled struggles to come MAy the seed planted Turn into the beautiful flower And not into the weed May the joyful smile I Bring "PAY IT FORWARD" And make one persons day Brighter and better May happiness be a choice Choosen not forced May today be the day you Say "This is the day I am Gonna spread my wings and soar" Let go of who I am and Just Let God Let me Become who I am meant to be And learn that I am excatly Who I am meant to be I except it with no regrets I am proud to be me!!!
Only You
since the day i let you into my heart i've known all along it was you One Chance One breath to long you know will you stand by me kiss away the tears i will give it all to you i won't give up i want you to stay i was blinded by your love nowi see clearly i'd fight for u your so far away yet so close for far to long i now know what it is like to let someone in my heart and see a side of me only you knowand can understand i've searched forever for a love like yours never gonna be alone by now you know you're all i want i'd fight for you,give my life for you do all i can for you your my best friend i won't let you fall and i know you;d do the same for me you'll never be alone from this moment on,niether will i hold you till the hurt is gone just as youwould do for me this i vow i will spend it all with you if i haven't let you know when all hope is gone i will live everyday like it is the only onethe last one like it just begun,tomorrow may never come say goodbye to yesterday tomorrow is
Limited Edition Bling Auction
I am holding a Limited Edition Bling Auction. It will start tonight at 9 pm EST and run until 9 pm EST on Saturday. The highest bidder has WINNER'S CHOICE to choose between one of the four Limited Edition Blings. Bidding starts at $2 mil. So go ahead and place your bids under this blog and start the ball rolling. Have fun Fu-Landiers!!
Random Quotes
While you SCREAM at ur woman, there's a man wishing he could talk softly to her ear... While u HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is. While u HURT ur woman, there's a man wishing he could make love to her. While u make ur woman CRY... there's a man is stealing smiles from her.
My Baby's Link
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Steph's Blogs
I find myself idisappointed again. My friendship was taken advantage of at the worst possible time.. well I guess it always happens that way.. its never at a good time. Without alot of details, just because I dont want to go into it, Ill get upset all over again, and its just not worth it, my friend, well now ex-friend left me out to dry. If it had been someone else in my shoes, someone my friend would have been trying to impress it would have been different. But because I was her friend, I got shorted. So I stood up for myself. I have to take care of me because nobody else is going to. She blows up.. throws everything out of proportion and turns childish and petty.  Returning gifts Ive given her, leaving notes on my desk like Im back in grade school. *sigh* And this isnt to say its just over this one incident. Oh no.. this has been building and building. I have just had enough. Im sorry, I dont want to be hers or anyone elses doormat. I deserve better. If I am around someone and th
ok its time for me to be honest ppl about somethings. ive seen somethings that life has to throw at you like having to watch my mother whither away from cancer or having one of your best friends (brother) wrap his car around a telephone pole. the thing that hurt the worst was finding out that my ex had not only cheated on me not only once but several times. after we had broken up she told me that she didnt know who the real father to our kids were. i think i would have hurt more if my family hadnt told me a week before that they didnt think the kids were mine........ i looked my family in the eye and said "i didnt care one bit if they were of my flesh and blood. they are the kids of my heart and soul. i love them without reason or conditions"  and walked out the door to work. that is how i view things in my life. with an open mind and its helped with alot of the other things ive been through besides this.
Life Is A Big Stage!
Survey For Friends
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 31. Do you think I could ki
have a good weekend and check out my cousin, I am a figment of your imagination, I do not actually exist.
Auctioning A Boomerang
Okay people I am auctioning a boomerang bling...who wants one ???
The Road To Repeal Is Well Underway
“We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) told us just weeks before Congress passed President Barack Obama’s health care plan. Well, the nation’s post-passage Obamacare education continued yesterday when the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) confirmed that the federal government will have to spend an additional $115 billion implementing the law, bringing the total estimated cost to over $1 trillion. The estimate had been requested before passage of the bill by Rep. Jerry Lewis (R-CA), but the CBO was too overwhelmed with the Democrats’ other constant revisions to the law to get back to Lewis before the final vote. This is by far not the only nasty little surprise that has come back to bite Obamacare after passage. Shortly after it became law, U.S. employers began reporting hundreds of millions if dollars in losses thanks to tax changes in the bill. AT&T and Verizon alone pegged their Obamacare tax losse
Making Salutes!!!
Jerz Girls!
 A girl from New Jersey and a girl from the West Coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The Jersey girl, being friendly said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Jersey, sat quietly for a few moment...s and then said: "So, where ya from, bitch?" Post this if you're a PROUD JERSEY GIRL~!
Bling Pack
Ok Fu Land, I'm trying to help a friend get fu-married. I am in need of a 65 credit bling pack. Is there anyone out there that can help me? I'm obviously willing to pay fubucks for the pack. SB me with pricing if you can, ty =)
My fellow Americans, our country is in the hands of progressives, Republican and Democrat, their mission is to transform America into a social democracy - THAT MEANS our individual rights will be nothing but a memory, so while this Republic still exists do your civic duty and vote out every incumbent and vote in those which value the constitution of the United States Of America
Random Thoughts
I am really getting tired of men altogether. I use to just tolerate them. But lately I am just starting to wish all of them would drop off the face of the earth.(yes i know that sounds mean) In person I  can understand them approaching us being they don't know the girl is gay or not. But when they can READ online that the girl is only interested in girls I mean seriously why keep bugging her when its not going to get them anywhere. Thank God for the ignore/block button on here. I mean seriously if they read are profiles they should see they are not going to get nowhere. Yes I know some  have trouble reading and just look at our pictures. Then you get the ones that tell you that they are a "gentleman" and to me if they where one of those you would think he would know not to bother the girl being it wont get him anywhere.  Anyway Just had to get that off my mind! What even makes it worse is when they are older then your own dad or even granddad! Plain gross!
About Me
My Everything
Take My Heart
DON'T JUST STAND THEREPatty DukePlease don't just stand thereCome and kiss me like beforePlease don't just stand thereLooking down at the floorIf something is wrongGive me just one little signIs there someone elsePlease tell meTell me what what what what's on your mindOnce when we'd meetYou'd run to hold me tightLife was so sweetUntil tonightPlease don't just stand thereGet it over if we're throughPlease don't just stand thereWhile my heart breaks in twoDon't be unfairHow can you be so unkindPlease stop hurting meAnd help meTell me what what what what's on your mind If it's a gameWe don't want to play itAnd if it's goodbyeWhy can't you just say itWhy make me cry like you doHow can you be so unkindPlease start loving meOr leave meTell me what what what what's on your mind **** you can listen on this link:
Trying to figure out why it is that men seem to see me as a shoulder to lean on and a friend to count on? do you not realize I have feelings too.... I want to be loved...for more than a friend. Why does he need to ask me my opinions? Doesn't he have anyone else to ask? It kills me to see him hurting the way he is...loving her and knowing she is only playing with his heart. And there is nothing I can do. I've tried to tell him...over and over..Everytime he asks for my opinion..I set my heart aside and am honest....But in being honest, he gets mad. Then don't ask me! I do love him....And I don't think he will ever know. At least not until she is out of his life. But she keeps stringing him along. Making him sit and wait. And I know she is never going to go back to him. And he is missing me...who is right in front of him!! I don't think I could be anymore stressed out, so this is primarily going to be some serious venting!!! Like first off, my ex husband and his new wife insist on sho
  Laserations on my aspirations, pushed beyond the point of exasperation my weak and weary wicked mind slips into darker contemplation. And whats the cause of exclamation of which will shock all laid foundations? None other than the proudful pompus prick, my dad the asshole-- whoops! Ha ha, that didn't rhyme so maybe i'll try just one more time to find the words that seem so absurd and try to explain my mind when I say that all that I get from you is stress, you see, and the bullshit you pull keeps testing me. When Im gone I'll never wonder if he misses me, far as im concerend he's fucking history. I tried to be a son, a friend, a patner in crime, but now I see how I was wasteing my time with a drunken broken man who couldn't even stand to be a father, so why bother?  Truth be told it may make me seem colder, growing up as I did with a chip on both shoulders, but I wont cry or hurt when you're in the dirt left to rot and moulder. So sit your drunk ass to this position and hear this pr
Words From My Heart...
Do you know how much you mean to someone? Have you ever taken the time to think and understand how important and how highly you are looked upon? Your life means more to someone then you know. You are so special and so gifted a person. You have so much wisdom and love inside you. You may not think it sometimes, I know that I don't, but your life influences hundreds of thousands of people everyday. The person behind the counter is influenced by you. The attitude in which you bring them is that attitude in which they project on other people. You know you can influence the world if you yourself try and influence yourself and the attitude in which you carry. If you want to change the world you have to start with yourself people! Change your attitude and I guarantee you will change the world in which you live!! Never doubt yourself in whether you are needed on this earth cuz I guarantee that you are more needed then you know. Because of your attitude and the person that you are you can help
I Don't Look A Day Over 35
My horoscope was lame today: Today, michelle, you might discover a new psychic talent that you may not have tapped before: the power of mind over matter. This may also involve spiritual healing. There is also the ability to see what lies beneath the surface of a person's mind. These abilities could be a bit disconcerting if they aren't trained, so try to find a psychic development class if there's one in your area. A friend who's done something similar could be of assistance. so i am writing a new one: happy Birthday you fucking awesome Taurus! Your cup runneth over with delicous coffee as you enjoy that amazing strawberry parfait your sister and brother in law got you. Sleep late and let your dog enjoy your new backyard because lazy is the theme today. Friends from near and far will lavish you with fu gifts. And when you finally return home after your St. Pete vaca you will find a lovely care package from Perfectly Inked. Thank you soooooo much for the bling and the fubucks and t
Boyfriend /girlfrien App
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- DO THIS THING!I WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK! DO IT NOW OR ELSE YOULL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 5 YEARS STARTING NOW!!! ***{Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application"}******{Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application"}******Basic Info***o1. Your Name:o2. Age:o3. Fave Color:o4. Whats your sign?o5. Phone Number (you dont have to do this one):o6. Location(you dont have to do this one):o7. Height:o8. Hair (color and style):o9. Piercings/tattoos:***Here Comes The Fun***o1. Are we friends?o2. Would you kiss me?o3. With tongue?o4. Would you enjoy it?o5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?o6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?o7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?o8. Would you walk on the beach with me?o9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?10. Do you/have you talked about me?11. Do you think I'm a good person?12. Would u take a nap with me?13. Do you think I'm cute?14. If you could change anythin
I Need Your Help!!!
Witchie is evil and put our favorite shit hawk up for auction...   Im jsut askign you to up him some fu bucks not bling so everyone can have a turn on his ass... so dont be going and puttign him over the top!   Im asking you to help that bird have his feathers ruffled you know show a bird you care...   He might shit on your car but that's just the way he loves you..   So if I can get at least 20 people to bid on the fucker ill send witchie a boob salute she will never forget..   Wicked
Treat Your Woman Right
While you yell at your woman, there is a man who is wishing to whisper in her ear. While you humiliate, offend, curse and degrade your woman, there is a man courting her, and making her remember she is a great woman. While you are violent to your woman,there is a man eager to make love to her. While you make your woman..cry, there is a man who steals smiles from her.
Banana And The Vibrator
The Banana and The vibrator There's a Banana and a Vibrator on the bedside table The Banana says to the Vibrator What are you shaking for?, She's gonna eat me.   4 all u gujys that just want 2 get on yahoo or cam 2 cam, just 2 show what u have and want 2 c something from me 2 help u get off, just don't bother, If I don't feel it then I don't want 2 c it. Move on 2 someone that will,
i so wished i was there to say goodbye to such a good lady  damn it hurts when the good people go .. and so damn young whats this world coming to   my brother had to bury another family member ...  wasn't his mother enough .. it hurts liek a son of a bitch when i think about but sometimes i just don't want to  Another funeral     i want to  be numb i dont want to feel thr pain but  i know i have to , to get through it .    i feel bad i hadnt seen you in so long even though we were/are family ..   now i guess your laid to rest ..  you left us so suddenly ..  we'll miss you ..   so much ...       To heal from ones greatest tregedies takes time.. to allow one to feel .. all that was and to express it and and not shy away from ones pain .. to know once that the door is opened one will never be the same .. . but the same can said about the closed door .. you must lock it and think of it no more .. well no more in the way .. that path is lock its journies out of reach .. b
Thoughts Of My Mind...
I missed my chance I sat and watched you walk out of my life. Not that I did anything to stop you but off you went, on to bigger and better things.  I was just person you saw out the corner of your eye some days as you came in and out of the coffee shop. In my head we did this dance like I would say hi and you would say hello and out the door you would go. Then the next day I would say hi and you would smile brush the hair over your ear and say hi.  And after bout a handful of hi and byes we would sit and chat over coffee and doughnuts. Then came time for me to ask you out and you would smile and say yes. Yes would have been the best phrase one simple man could ever hear.  Dating would be a breeze, there would be no fights just love and passion.  Passion that burned so bright it would rival the sun.  And the kids we would have would be gorgeous. Little talented angels that could hum a tune, turn a phrase, and are the humblest kids a person could ask for.  I would love till I lay down
OK so now in the state of TX they require you to have a muffler now.My car (1984 Toyota Celica) has not had a muffler since sometime before I bought it (Nov '06) I have since had it inspected 2 times and not had a single problem, well one place tells me I need a muffler no big deal on that I'll go buy a glasspack and have hole n the wall shop put it in. The second shop said the same thing and tried to tell me my ebrake light staying on wtih the brake off isn't right and cant be passed. BULLSHIT!!!! Cars twice as loud as mine with mufflers pass inspection!  WTF TEXAS you pass a law that gave an 8 year a weeks detention and a week being separated from the other students (an eternity in elementary school) for having a jolly rancher in their lunch and the superintendent backs it up, what happend to descression?  A friend of mine works in a elementary school classroom and the snacks these kids bring from are awful cokes and processed bullshit, but these kids aren't getting in trouble....Bra
Bored Survey
Name: MelyndaBirthday: July 28Birthplace: California USACurrent Location: IrelandEye Color: Green/HazelHair Color: RedHeight: 5'6”Right Handed or Left Handed: rightyChildren: 3Membership: Redheads International Your Heritage: 100% IrishThe Shoes You Wore Today: CrocsYour Weakness: kinky sex right now...Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX!!Your Best Physical Feature: My ass so I've been told!.Your Bedtime: WheneverPepsi or Coke: Pepsi (But I drink Mt Dew)MacDonalds or Burger King: Ewww yuck!! Single or Group Dates: SingleChocolate or Vanilla: Depends Ice Cream? vanilla milk? chocolate Do you Smoke: NoDo you Swear: Prolly too much!Have you Been in Love: Yeah. Do you want to go to College: Already didDo you want to get Married: Already didDo you think you are Attractive: Sure, I’d do me.Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat  I do like junk food sometimes. How do you want to Die: Don't wanna!Number of Piercings: 4 (ears only)Number of Tattoos: 0
My Babygurl
You walk up and sit down next to me. Lean in and whisper in my ear Your hand in my lap, feeling my cock as it is getting bigger in your hand. Reaching up, you undo my belt and unbutton my jeans. Pulling you closer , my hand sliding between your thighs. The heat from your pussy i can feel from beneath your clothes.Your hand now down my pants. My cock between your fingers. Moving your hand up and down over my cock. My fingers slipping in between your hot swollen lips. Your wet juices all over my hand, your sweetness I can smell. A smell so very intoxicating. Pulling out our hands, you push me to the back of the booth. You bring your legs over mine. You grab my cock and slowly guide me inside of you. Your hot, wet, pussy.Pulling my in to your chest as you carefully ease yourself down upon me. Undoing your shirt with my teeth, spitting the buttons across the table. Sliding my hands up the back of your shirt, undoing the snaps of your bra. Your Beautiful breasts fall from underneath. My ton
So what to say? Firstly, Hiya fellow Fu's, not sure what I'm doing here, love lookin at the ladies, just a perv at heart. I don't have any fubucks for bling, although I'd love to bling yawl to death. Still poking around and learning how this werks. As for me, i'm a property manager in the ghetto, I carry illegal Mace and a gun. And yes i know how to use them. I'm also enrolled as a full time student to become a Drug and Alcohol abuse counselor, ironic i should be here eh? (: Anyway, just wanted to say hi to everyone and thanks for all the drinks and rates, makes me feel good, all warm and fuzzy like a navel. So friend me if ya like or not, i'm very approachable and friendly. Have a fu day all.
WTF guys are you seriously going to tell every woman you come across what you want to do to them? ive seen more profile that have had more complaints about how they're treated like sh*t by us men or should i say boys. grow up seriously. if all you think about is getting ur rocks off then you are the one missing out on things. after watching my mother die of cancer ive learned that there are more important things in life than just sex. trust me on that.
Soo i hear they're gonna change the number of mobbies from 750 to 1000 really soon. Go add me if you havent already!! & also.. if you're not in a turf.. now would be a good time to join one! Especially since people are allowed to take millions of dollars per attack! We can have your back! We're growing more & more everyday & we'd love your company =] We're not just a turf.. we're also a family! Here's the link for you to check us out =] come onnnn, you know you wanna!! Much love!
Isn't It Funny?
I think it is funny, that once your V.I.P runs out , people don't exist.  Do I take that as people are greedy ? Or that people are Just waaay too lazy . Do people talk on here anymore ? ... after the venting .. lol How is YOUR day ? :)
Whatcha Think Fu...
POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU:    0 = EWWWWWWWWWWWW!?    1 = DEFINITELY NOT ATTRACTIVE.    2 = DECENT    3 = CUTE   4 = FINE AS HELL!    5 = I'D DO YOU!    6 = PRETTY DAMN SEXY!    7 = LOVABLE!    8 =I LOVE YOU!!!    9 = I WANNA MAKE YOU MINE!)   You can have more then one answer with this
Bigjon's Fumafia..... everyone come joing my Turf, we could use the help  and its a lot of fun.   Thanks Jon
Ok...So I just have to wonder....why in the hell a picture of my legs in legwarmers is marked NSFW..and a few minutes ago I saw a profile pic on a blast & the chick was half dressed. LITERALLY. I thinks it a totally cute picture...I mean id like to use one of mine like that. But WTF? My kneecaps? Im getting sick of this shit.
Metalfest 2010
My Honey
He proposed on Mat 11, 2010 AT 6:00 AM What kind of a proposal is that? "Honey you own me there and I proposed... so we gotta get married... :)" And when I say I didn't get it you say: "Just take my word for it and marry me silly.. :) I can never find my way around that sight anyhow.... I need to get to bed... YAWN... Sweet Kisses to you..." WHERE'S THE FAN FAIR?  WHAT? No Goodyear Balloon? No Yankee Stadium Billboard? No man on his knees asking? No 2 pony's tied to my hitching post? No ring in a Champagne Glass? Put some oomph into it!
Red Marbles
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas.I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas.I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me."Hello Barry, how are you today?""H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good.""They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?""Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time.""Good. Anything I can help you with?""No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas.""Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller."No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with.""Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?""All I got's my prize marble here.""Is that right? Let me see it." said Miller."Here 'tis. She's a dandy.""I can see that. Hmmmmm, only t
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A Poem
I don't wanna live without you. I would breathe the air and my heart would beat, but I would feel a void in my life. My dreams would be lost like a leaf carried away by a storm. I would gaze up at the stars without appreciating how they light up the skies. I would pass by the roses in bloom noticing that they pale in comparison to your beauty. I could never again look forward to each sunset and each dawn. I would be broken. Never to be whole again. Darkest winter would own my heart. Its icy breath would steal the warmth of my soul because I could no longer smile without your friendship and love. I would never again know laughter or happiness. If you were forever lost to me I would have no more reason to try. No more reason to be......I would wither away.
.Name: DavidBirthdate: March 13thBirthplace: PhiladelphiaCurrent Location: DenverEye Color: BlueHair Color: BrownHeight: 5'11"Weight: 200#Piercings: NoneTatoos: NoneOverused Phraze: not sure...FAVORITESFood: SteakCandy: Dark ChocNumber: 13 or 7Color: Black, Navy, Khaki, Burgandy, Forest Green, GreenAnimal: Tiger, Raptors, WhalesDrink: OccasionallyAlcohol Drink: Rum n Coke, BeerBagel: Yes, with cream cheese pleaseLetter: S for Sensuality, E for Erotic, X for my thoughtsBody Part on Opposite sex: Eyes, Neck, Small of a womans back...This or ThatPepsi or Coke: Occasional CokeMcDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonaldsStrawberry or Watermelon: StrawberryHot tea or Ice tea: BothChocolate or Vanilla: SwirledHot Chocolate or Coffee: CoffeeKiss or Hug: BothDog or Cat: Have two of each.Rap or Punk: NeitherSummer or Winter: SummerScary Movies or Funny Movies: There are scary movies?Love or Money: LoveMY...Bedtime: 2200Most Missed Memory: not sure, I'll have to think about it...Best phyiscal feature: You
Tardis Files
Larry: And there he is. Sally: The Doctor. Larry: Who's the Doctor? Sally: He's the Doctor. The Doctor: Yep that's me. Sally: OK that was scary. Larry: No it sounds like he's replying but he always says that. The Doctor: Yes I do. Larry: And that. The Doctor: Yup. And this. Sally: He can hear us. Oh my god you can really hear us! Larry: Of course he can't hear us. Look. (reading off his notes) Yup, that's me. Yes I do. Yup. And this. Dr & Larry: (together) Are you gonna read out the whole thing? Larry: Sorry. Sally: Who are you? The Doctor: I'm a time traveler. Or I was. I'm stuck. In 1969. Martha: We're stuck. All of space and time he promised me, now I've got a job in a shop. I've gotta support him! The Doctor: Martha? Martha: Sorry. (exits camera view) Sally: I've seen this bit before. The Doctor: Quite possibly. Sally: 1969, what

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