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They Walk Among Us! Lol
Subject: They walk among us. Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ====================
I Am Poping My Cherry
Halloween
I have always loved Halloween, I think actually more than Christmas. I have had alot of great memories, had alot of fun, and looked forward to yearly traditions. However this Halloween won't be as memorable for me. I ONCE again had fallen in love with the wrong guy, at the time I thought he was the one. Told me he loved me, told my friends he was in love with me, claims his life improved and got better after he met me. I thought my record of getting hurt was over, but ONCE again....my heart was torn out and stomped on. And alot of others got hurt as well. A friend of mine (male of course) gave me some advice, he said.."The best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else" Just proves how much men and women are different. Why isn't ONE woman enough? Men can just go on, find somebody else...but why is it that Women have a harder time moving on? And not giving others that are interested a chance? As i think about it, just proves my theory on the fact that women
Contest?
Hey whats up everyone. I'm here to ask a favor. I'm not very comuter literate so if anyone would like to help put me in a dick contest hit me up.
Open...!
Look Inside Yourself -- Deeper QuestionsWhat do you hate most about the world?:All the problems What do you love about the world?:All the cool people, like my friends and family If America were to fall, what would be the cause?:Some stupid president What is man's greatest threat?:Global Warming? How will the world end?:God will come to take his "children" What would you kill for?:love What would you die for?:someone i care for A LOT What do you live for?:Life! Do you want to live forever?:no, itll get too boring What is your biggest weakness?:My soft feelings What is your greatest strength?:idk, im not really sure What do you want to change about yourself?:nothing Tell me your thoughts on God.:hmm... he is really loving for letting the people live, even tho people are evil The Devil.:hes EVIL Heaven.:I wish i could go there Hell.:A scary place The human soul.:needs saving What is your worst fear?:losing someone i love and being alone in the dark What makes you happy?:Almost everything
Just Stuff, And Funny S*#t, Lol!
DJ Bad Ass Cowgirl is holding a Sexiest Tattoo on CT Contest! There will be a male winner and a female winner. Sexiest Tatto on CT Contest will start 02-09-07 at 12 PM EST!!! And it will run until February 28th at 12 PM!!! So come on everyone! Please Rate & Comment Both! 'Mrs.Babycakes ♥s *~†The UnLoved®†* Pirate RapAdd to My Profile | More Videos Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bo
The Perfect Murder!!!
I've seen alot of stuff my life, and most of the stuff i've seen is kinda stupid. I've seen alot of idiots get caught doing the simplest tasks, such as murder. Now murder can be a tough task, if it's not planned out right. During a murder case, investigators look for the following....connections meaning who could be connected to this murder and the person murdered, motive as in what reason this person was killed, contacts as in who all this person knows and who may have something against them. Evidence may include jewerly, ripped clothin found, DNA, as in blood, sweat, nail, hair and finger prints. So when creating a good murder think about those things. Most people dont really have a motive for murderin someone. They do it for the fun of it, for the adrendaline rush. They love to take risks and live on the edge, such as my self and they've done everything under the moon and still are not satisfied, so they commit murder so they, plan (what they think is carefully) but still they slip
For The Single Guys A Small Test
a test for u single guys Current mood: annoyed Well fuck me side ways and call me tuesady..lol...no really.What does it take to get a guy these days cause I'm doing something wrong,Are there any good guys out there?or are my standards too high? I'm not looking for anyone that is in a relationship of any kind,can't be old as the hills(over 65),no weridos or someone looking for me to be your sugar mama.this is the type of guys that is always wanting me but it's not for me. Here is a list of what I'm looking for (like i said maybe my standards are too high )so I thought that I would make this a test instead ,with a point system.So if inerested get a pen and paper and let me know you score and maybe we can talk if its a good one.good luck 1.must be male.....3 points 2.between 21 and 45........2 points 3.single,seprated,divorced dont really care as long as you have no girlfriend or wife........3 points 4.must have a job as i dont want to support your ass(i make my
Release Me
Sex Genius
Life
hey to all i have really not blog alot on this page but i want to tell my baby thank you for puting a smile on my face. so thank you sam you are the best i could not see myself with anyone differnt you mayed my weekend the best thank you honey well i just wanted to let you you know that sam and that my family loves you and is so happy for us well got to go hey all iam new here just wanted to say hi and let you all know that tonight is my b-day so we are haveing a get togather at the bar anyone can come . thats right can not wait tell tonight drinks fun and gods now what. after the bar all going back to my house and keep going wel hope you all are having a good day later. ok so we went out me and annie it took me three hours to get her dressed but when i was done she was one hot bitch. there will be pic in the next two days or so. but we got way to drunk and both of us are at work still drunk good thing i have any easy day today. ok so the new name will have a pic with it to that is
No Love For Me!!
I feel like such crap!! Took my kids out halloween and turned into a human popsicle.. and of course woke up yesterday sick!! im dying!!... look for funeral notices posted.. :( No love for me here anymore *pouts* no hi's or anything!! Anyone????? Am i that scary?
Laying Your Flag To Rest.....
thanks to those who stayed true to me through it all The Blue flag what did it mean to me? Bangin my C's, poppin dem 3', droppin dem B's flashin dem G's, tired of hearin the word freeze I dropped to my knees I told the game bitch please I sit here in tears With many fears That those who were once my boys will switch Why am i the bitch? You see i no longer have a reason to be down My old Clic 5-50 doin it for them i wont drown My strife, wont take over i put down my flag gun and knife, and take my final step into a successful life! The idea of leaving isnt an easy one its all ive known and what has raised me into who i am today.....if it wasnt for the streets i wouldnt have the incite and all the knowledge i do today to be the good person i am.....The color blue.....I love it so much its like we are inseperable and it will never leave my heart.... the color red i cant bear to see myself wear even now... its do difficult i see red and it reminds me of dyi
I Hate Stupid Whore's
Nympho
Lonely Dude
My Poems
Teaching Angels to Fly By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Sitting here sad and lonely and feeling quite bereft, It doesn't seem like two years have passed since the day you left. I remember it quite vividly the day you died, And how I sat for hours and just cried and cried. Thinking of your golden coat and coal black tail and mane, Brings to my heart a stab of aching pain. The most graceful and beautiful of any around, Not to mention one of the fastest in town. Though I long for you still to be with me here, I know in my heart that you are very near. The joy that was once mine, Now belongs to another, You were my best friend, my companion, my brother. I think of you now way up in the sky, And I no longer have to ask myself why. I know now why you were taken from me, Why your spirit was set free. There were those in Heaven that had forgotten their way, Had forgotten why they had come to stay. Though they had wings, they had forgotten what they were for, Until the day you
My Insane Mind
ok, i have to get off of this right now.. *lol* i'm at work and must get back to work.. *sigh* SOOO, i'll do more on this dohicky later! :D HELLO EVERYONE! i don't know what else to say... another online blog? i think YES! :P
Just A Quick One
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Patriotic Stuff
A truly powerful song A Soldier Is:Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the Protector of America, with the latest copy of playboy in his back
John_doe@ Lostcherry
john_doe@ LostCherry Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Friends
TEXAS: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous. And not becuase of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fuckers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes l
I Can Exceed You Pleasure!(i Have Blue Eyes)
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards!!
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Big Bird
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and > generic name. > For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of > Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call > Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After > careful > consideration by a team of government experts, it recently > announced that > it > has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered > were > Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, > Ibepokin. > > Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in > liquid > form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage > suitable for > use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour > himself > a stiff one. Obvi ously we can no longer call this a soft drink, > and it > gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and > jus
Dont Talk Shit
aight people i have a bunch of videos and jokes in my cherry stash on my page i would like it if yall would stop in check everything out and rate everything i would like to know what yall think and check in alot cause ill be adding more stuff to the videos soon thanks and i hope yall like my stash ok so does anybody else want to royaly piss me off come i dare someone else to speak up and fucking piss me off god dammit who has something to say all i got to say dont come at me talking shit about bush or me or my troops dont do it this is your only fucking warning if you do ill hunt you down mother fuckers dont piss me off so whos with me ill be straight with yall im a sweet dude im irish so we take care of our women but you insult us or piss us off then you better hope your double jointed so oyu can bend under and kiss your ass good bye cause we will fuck your world up
Jeans And Stilettos
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Rough Roads
I am new here and really don't have much to say at all. maybe later I will fill this in more. I have a nasty headache right now. It is making me feel sick. Going to lay down now!
World Of Vic
Any Swingers Out There?
Any Swingers Out There?
Where To Find My Blog
Mz. B Live And Untouched
So so many of the people in my life are really letting me down right now. But you know what I have faith and I am so happy with what I do have in my life. My man is in jail because he was an idiot and decided it was cool to drive drunk. In the mean time he hit someone on a motorcycle and the guy is in very serious condition. This man needs prayers. I am stressin over way too much. My life is my own to do with what I need to do with it....I am a survivor and I will survive if it kills me.
What The Fuck?
who the hell is rating my pics a 1? That's soooo effin rude...i wouldn't go on other ppls sites and rate their pics a one so i'd like to be treated with the same respect m' kay?!
Money
SO ya, im going gambleing tomorrow in IN..firs time..yea ima hit that jackpot!!WHOOHOOO
Bored
hey whats up????? if u got myspace or bebo, hit me up and ill tell u them. also if u have any messenger, i have all of them. Wow ive been busy lately, projects, school. band, fun fun fun!
My Iq
http://cherrytap.com/mr_scary1 IS HAVING A BBW CONTEST PLEASE CONTACT HIM IF INTERESTED THANKS Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com jennifer -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Troy Smith
Hey everybody... Troy Smith needs our help. Nissan has a contest on ESPN & they will use the online winner as their one vote for the Heisman. Go to https://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/index to vote! Troy is not winning right now and we need to get this out to the Buckeye nation! You can vote once a week. Pass it on!
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Favorite Music Videos
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Creative Writings
Titled - His Song - Her Song Copyright 2006 His Song: She was to blame It was such a shame I didn't know what to do But I know it's your fault too You were a lying whore You walked right out the door I couldn't take your shit no more Because I never knew what it was for. No matter what I said or did You made it sound like I was to blame You wouldn't take responsibility And you just pointed to me in shame I thought you were telling me a lie I wasn't happy with you anyway I wanted out of this crap romance And if I stayed, I think I'd die No matter what I could say or do It didn't do any help for me or you I'm glad I walked out when I could Because I don't think that you would. Her Song: It was your fault That our relationship came to an end You would never take the blame And you walked out on me that day I never knew why it came to an end But you always put the blame on me I wasn't always the one that was wrong
Darkness!!!
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness
I've Moved!
I've Moved This is my change of address notice: I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home!!! *My new address is:* *Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end Intersection called: I Don't Have. It connects with Borrowers Junction. I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to the Procrastination Point. I've moved on to an Upscale Community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed. Look at me, each day that I'm awake, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment. All my clothes are tailor made I'm dressed in life's finest. Let me introduce you to all of them: Conceive, Believe, Act on, Have Faith, Be Persistent, and Always be Prepared to Achieve. Life
The Other Me
_________________________________________ 1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No 2. Are you gay? Absoloutly NOT 3. Do you have hairy legs? Hey Iam a GUY 4. Do you smoke anything? I smoked for to try. 5. Do you like monkeys? Some Monkeys have bare Butt. they are kinda sexy...more like modern monkeys. LOL 6. How many fillings do you have? 4 7. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I can't swim 8. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes I have kinda enjoyed it a bit. 9. Have you ever read the Bible? Nope 10. Did you ever go to Sunday school? Na 5 days is enough 11. Do you wear a lot of black? Not really 12. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? Yeah A nuckle puncher thing..never used it thoug 13. Have you ever hugged a tree? I talked to one 14. Are you a wilderbeast? I'm confused 15. Do you like to have fun? yeah dah !! 16. Do you like drama? depends 17. Have you ever taken a bong hit? Yeah..it was painfu
You've Got To Be Kidding Me!
Okay every once in awhile I remember why I decided to do this job, to protect people. some times that includes protecting them from themselves! I ran a call today that made it hard to keep a straight face. I arrived at this persons residence and was met at the door by the daughter (12yoa) who stated that her dad was trying to fix the heater and was stuck.... behind it! This was a central heat and air unit in the hallway he was trying to repair the duct and fell off the step ladder forward hence behind the unit! he had told his daughter to call for help, he didn't expect the police.... with the help of the nice firemen we were able to get him loose with just a few minor scratches but he gets to tell the nieghbors why all the emergency vehicles were there! I couldn't do anything to help the his pride however. It's nice not to have every call be a bad one! LMAO, Andy Alright People..... if I am not in a uniform and not at work..... Leave me alone!!! I am not able to "fix" a ticket th
Icky Yicky
Well, it seems I caught the flu or something, nice deep coughs that make me either dry heave or become light headed... so I guess I did good. Just trying to see what's up with this site, but soon I'll figure it out.
Country's Blogs
Words Of Wisdom
What Happened
I am really disappointed....I guess that you have to been a long standing member of LC for someone to pay attention to a bullentin when it comes to helping someone level up... I have helped alot of people level up, I give all of my fans, fans of, family and friends a comment every morning (which I truely enjoy doing, makes me smile and hope the one I am giving a comment to smiles and make their day just a little better.) and I appreciate all of the people who have helped me level up without me even asking and very, very rarely do I ever ask for help.....I had sent a bullentin this morning asking to help a really nice person level up to level 3. she was less than 450....She is fairly new and I wanted her to get a good impression of LC... only 2 people responded, which they did all they could do and you know who you are, you're awesome and (Thank You, I greatly appreciate it)I was under the impression that no matter if you are well known, In the "Family" or new or whatever, that L
Sweetdream
how ya like me now
My Kinky Turn On
for any interested.....for a few hrs....private pics have been open to friends....happy thanksgiving to all....hugs, becky p.s. if ya peek would ya please rate/comment.... to all the friends who helped me level up....private album is open for the next couple of hours....make me blush....leave a comment or two.... xoxo, bec You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs67%Bondage58%Whips58%Blood17%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Evil!
then puh-leeeeeeeeeze bring me some cigarettes! You are 60% evil You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com so i dyed my hair back to my natural color.....i like it....but its not as interesting as my bright red!
Kill Me In My Sleep
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an
Speed Trap
Lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have
In Honor Of All Hallows Eve
Whether you do it tonight (Friday), tomorrow night (Saturday), or on Halloween (Tuesday), getting Crunk is required like dressing up. Hopefully you've moved past walking from door to door in a greedy attempt to suck the world dry of all chocolate, nougat, caramel, gummy-things, gum, taffy, licorice, suckers, and any other drug-laced goodies you can think of. Instead, I pray that you have graduated, as I have, to a greedy bar to bar attempt to suck the world dry of all beer, whiskey, tequila, gin, rum, vodka, wine-coolers, and any other drug-laced alcohol you can think of. I may not be a zombie, but I'll be walking like one by the end of the night. I may not be a vampire, but hopefully I'l be sucking on some innocent girls neck by the end of the night. I may not be a werewolf, but i will be howling at the moon by the end of the night. I may not be a wizard/warlock, but I can garuantee I will be flying high be the end of the night. This is the way I intend to celebrate All Hallows Eve
Kinky Test
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky60%Average40%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
Bbw Haters
hi my freinds, i,m in shook. got rest of my heart tests. so looks like i neeed heart valve replaced . danette hey ladies. ever meet a guy who . you thought was honest person. then you found out everything is a lie. took me six mns to find out . danette HI I,M BIG KEITH URBAN . FAN . HE NEEDS ARE PRAYERS. I WATCHED CMT AWARDS LAST NITE. I THINK HE SHOULD GOT MORE AWARDS THEN , HE DID HE,S TURN . I KNEW PEOPLE CAN JUDGE WHEN IN HE,S SHOES. GOD BLESS . ALL CHERRY TAP FAMILY.
Purple_angel
Hello everyone. I added a play list here . Take a listen and tell me what you think. If you don't like a song skip it but I would like to her your thought. :) Thanks. Stephanie Celine Dion - Titanic - My Heart Will Go On ~music video~ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1156787721 I do not kow how mey of you us facebook. But this is my page there. you sould check it out. I hope you like it. :) I even have two videos of me there Hugs and kisses. to all my frinds.
Some Gifts Are Worth Sharing.
Some gifts are worth sharing.... Chapter One...... My robe puddles to the floor........ Leaving me shivering in the moonlight......... Climbing between the cool sheets, reaching for the warmth........ Searching for the forbidden skin.......the hunger building within. Our bodies mold to heat our desire........knocking the chill as if it were fire. We sway and rock beneath the silk......moving, flowing like the smooth pour of milk. My hips present My back archs My pussy presents for the deep promise........ Your cock represents......... Slowly and Surely.......on top of you I mount Moaning so softly You kiss my mouth....... Hushing my passion only momentarily........ To release only my cries in the belly of our house. My slit dripping honey Tightening for the ride Your ears I slighty nibble Your throbbing you can not hide........ I lean my breasts close to your chest..... Teasing your flesh with the hardening of my nipples My hair loosely flows to cre
I'm Every Woman...
You Are Storm Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses. Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene. Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning Which of the X-Men Are You?
Mmmmmmm...baby...don't Stop....
You scored as Passionate/Wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet more often even outside of sex, but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truly. You can't keep your hands off them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Passionate/wet100%Exciting/Exotic90%Hot/hard80%Shy/Sweet30%Soft/slow25%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Lol...
Your Monster Profile Blood Thirsty Strangler You Feast On: Beer You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers What's Your Monster Name? What song are you? Your Result: Buttons Wow, you are one hot mamma, and know how to get your way. Strong and inderpendant with a killer additude. You get in trouble but seem to use your charm and good looks to get out of it.Americian Idiot Ain't no other The Black Parade Can't touch this What song are you?
Smoke E. Digglera Music And Footage
(Louisville, KY) Hip Hop giant Drake has tapped Smoke E. Digglera to contribute to his new album. On his much anticipated November 15th sophomore release, Take Care, Drake recorded a song entitled Look What You've Done. The song is a tribute to his mother who plays an important role in the success of his career. Drake uses the music from If U Scared, Say U Scared which is a song written by Playa & produced by Smoke E. Digglera. "Drake wanted a song from Static Major's catalog. After viewing the video, on the internet, of Static Major & I on the piano at a studio, singing If U Scared, Say U Scared, he decided to use the audio from that for his song". A full version of If U Scared, Say U Scared was released by Smoke E. Digglera on his third solo album, The Truth In The Booth. Smoke E. Digglera, originally from the R&B group Playa, has released solo material since 2006. Playa reached #3 on the Billboard R&B/Hip Hop chart with their hit Cheers 2 U. Smoke E. Digglera is currently the CHIEF
Nude Pics Contest
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VOTE 4 ME???? ****RATE ME???***** on other links, besides my profile? :) best titties, ass & pussy """"u dont not have to comment, but plz do vote!!!"""" PLEASE NOTE IF U ARE GOING 2 VOTE EVERYONE ELSE THERE IS NO NEED TO VOTE FOR ME.... :) WE CANT HAVE THE SAME amount of votes< or no one will win!!! HERE R 3 LINKS please click on each picure seperatly It is a contest & (IT WILL BE OVER in just a hour) THANX 4 UR SUPPORT ***KISSES**** links nolonged valid after 10-27-06 thanks chilisse\' will go to jail for ... Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer \'What sexual activity will y
Thoughts
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE: Internal Revenue Service Postal Service Telephone Service Civil Service City & County Public Service Customer Service Service Stations Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant. So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us. I hope you now are as enlightened as I am. Suck up this freedom and liberty while you can. It seems that the populace of this country doesn't like it as it is. The constant barrage of the socialistic news media and the Politicians bullspit are folding up America as we know it. I think they have had it too good for too
Men
Well I have this supposed boyfriend. I get the feeling he's cheating on me. I'm rather upset about this. I loved him. I thought he loved me. But apparently one person isn't enough for him. So he has to have 2 or 3 I can't believe this shit. I'm done with relationships. Why does it seem that men always go for sluts. I mean and skinny ones.. I'm talking girls that barely wear clothes. the ones where their shirts barely cover them and there skirts could be used as dental floss. Guys seem to be all up on appearance. I'm not skinny not by far. But at least my shirts and skirts cover my ass. And the girls who dress like this have no self respect. They want attention. It's like look at me I'm a whore. That is what you look like. And men are Perve's. Hunnie he doesn't love you. He wants to fuck ya till he's sick of ya then toss your ass out like a used rag. When you dress like that people don't take you seriously doll.. And most women never take you men seriously! I'm done Ranting!!
Asian Girls!!!
Im new at this LC thing, as you can see. Actually this is my first blog entry EVER!!! I must come right out and say this. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ASIAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! I can’t help it. There is something about them that really gets me. I don’t know what to do anymore! I’m no longer attracted to any other kind of girl. I mean, I do have my list of priorities: #1 Asian, #2 Hispanic or Indian (there’s a tie there) # 4 White and, no offence to anyone who might think that im being racist #5 African. I love all of them but, the Asian girl is just... well... perfect! So, I want to know how many Asian girls are out there in LC land! Give me a shout
Need Help
Im new to this site and am struggling....such a blonde LOL Someone please help me! Amber
Defenders Of Wildlife
Here is an E-mail I Got from Defenders of WildLife: This week, nearly 57,000 signatures calling for a state ballot measure to ban same-day airborne shooting of wolves and bears were submitted to the Alaska Division of Elections. It was the culmination of more than a year of hard work … and it couldn’t have happened without wildlife supporters like you. Help support these and other efforts to end Alaska’s brutal aerial gunning program with your donation to our Campaign to Stop the Alaska Wolf Massacre. Help Stop the Massacre With another bloody aerial gunning season just weeks away, Alaska wolves need your help. Help us raise $40,000 by November 2nd to stop the massacre and protect imperiled wildlife. I want to help save Alaska wolves and other imperiled wildlife with my donation of… $25
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When life is a nightmare home is a dream When your all alone torn apart at the seam When wrong is all right and up is sideways When all these hours turn into decades When shades are just grey instead of black &white When time rewinds darkness now becomes light When it all falls to pieces & there is no glue When I am not me and your no longer you When heaven goes to hell the truth turns to lies When fairy tales are gone the world is all you despise When every one you love turns the other cheek When you try telling someone words you cant speak When you choke Ill be your voice loud & clear When you need someone remember Ill always be here As our eyes met something struck my heart From cupids bow came a whimsical dart Piercing this soul whom has loved you so Wishing for one more moment must you go? Away from my arms straight to my mind Where you will stay until I see you in time My eyes will still sparkle as your eyes do When I began to realize
Venting On Relationships Part 1
A lot of people and T.V. shows these days like to express their feelings about holidays and the money it takes to make them happen. As my good friend Jeremiah pointed out, "most holiday's have lost their true meaning." Expressing his point that most people get so caught up in gift giving they forgot why they were celebrating the holiday to begin with. He goes on to write that holidays were "invented by card and candy companies to exploit the american public and make a buck." Even though he, nor I, can blame them for that I decided to share my thoughts as he has his about hoildays, relationships and gift giving. First of all, I don't really share these views. I like giving gifts to people on holidays and wish I could motivate myself to be more thoughtful at ANYTIME of giving thanks to people I love and care about. Why do people feel the need to wait until those holidays to give their loved ones nice things. Instead of doing it because of something, start doing it because of
My Life
today i feel as if ct is starting to turn into a public school where everyone had special clics and dont give a rats ass about anyone else. i ahve posted shit and no one reposts them its a bunch of crock cause i have to repost them myself. i am depressed tattoo had to start his new job sooner then planned, my grandpa has to have surgury this move as well as my grams they are going down hill quickly. It worries me and yet again this is another xmas that is missing some family members. my birthday comes up on thursday and i dont think anyone is gonna do anything for me. what they is happening im gonna be 20 but i dont feel it, cause for crying out loud im not graduated yet for many reasons. i need a drink so damn bad right now but i wont cause i am the only one here with my son. i need to escape to where i dont know. and no one give me a smartass comment about that. well im gonna go before i bore you to death hey everybody im bored as all hell i need to my level up so get everyone to add
Friends And Family....
"P.S. MOMMA" Hey Momma this is me, your little baby boy. I miss my G.I. Joe's and the rest of my toys. But I'm at camp right now with all the other boys. And I made a new friend and his name is Roy. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma.............here's you a smile. Hey momma this is me, and Roy say's to say hi. Two more weeks of basic and we'll both earn our stripes! Thanks for all of your letters they helped me to get by. And I'm sorry this is short, but they don't give us much time. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma...........here's you a smile. Hey Momma this is me, fro
Halloween Poetry
Behind Locked Doors As darkness falls upon the moors Evil is released from behind locked doors The darkness hides them from our eyes Covered in maggots, worms and flies Skulking upon the dark misty roads Looking to find your docile abodes To ooze into your innocent lives To creep into your silent cries As the evil arrives in your homes It sends a shiver through your bones A dark foreboding creeps up your spine> Your adrenaline flows and you know its time To pull the sword in its magical glow And seek out evil to deliver the blow To sever its head and loosen its bowels To see its gore and hear it’s howls As you vanquish it into the night You prevail and still fight the fine fight Until the darkness falls again upon the moors Until once more evil is released from behind locked doors By: John Wesley 1999
First One
rate my pictures please? to all of my friends and people whjo talk to me, thanks
Kinky Sex
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage75%Whips67%Blind Folds58%Blood50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
My Writing
Why is there so much pain to an end? I look down to the road of happiness and I can never see around the next bend Where have the days of open minds and hearts disappeared? When all I have ever wanted is for the path to be cleared I want to remember what it is like to be the focus of someone’s heart From beginning to end I never got a fair start I am tumbling down into the depths of loneliness, and it was my intent My soul is screaming it will scream until I no longer feel bent I look in the mirror and I see a face of a man who is lost in a world he does not belong Waiting to be awakened by the beat of his heart once it is strong When you dive in head first you are just waiting to be drowned Drowned by love when no one else is around In the end all I have is what I had when I began I should have looked the other way, I should have ran When I think of what could have been and what was meant to be I wonder if in this master plan anyone has ever thought of me Whe
Women
Yes my team is the Philadelphia Eagles,so stop hating on them,if you don't like to tuff,cause they are going to the superbowl if they get past the saints,that is all I have to say,eagles are by far the hottest team going into the semifinals of the nfc,so watch out for the eagles,garcia is now 6-1 as qb of the eagles.
Striptease
Little known truths about sex!! ===================== 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat! produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you wit
Poems And Misc
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touche
Lucky Love Color
Trueman
When we have not got what we like, We must like what we have
Naughty
A way to get to know more about people.. *wink* NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have yo
U All Suck
most of u do my so called friends but others are great and help out when i need it but much thanks to all that suck
Wildrose71
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
What Color Is Your Aura??
What Retro Girl Am I???
Having Fun
District Judge Ron Svaty sent this: please let your family and friend know about this: VERY IMPORTANT WARNING Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful." If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of
Why I Love Music So Much....
The Reasons Why I Love Music So Much: 1) When ur happi u listen to it and it makes u happier. 2) When ur sad u can either listen to sumthin that can cheer u up or listen to sumthin so much more depressing and u think, "hey maybe my situation isn't so bad." 3) If ur angry u can listen to sum that u can scream along wit and get it out of ur system. 4) U can find love songs for u and ur special sumone. 5) Or if u guys breakup u can find a song to help u get ovr them. 6) If u want to just chill and relax u can just turn the radio on and sit there and think about wutevr comes to mind. 7) Its fun to sing along with. 8) So basically music never lets u down. Its better than havin a bf/gf. **I LOVE MUSIC**
F. U. F. S
HEY LC THANX FOR TAKING MY 15 BUCKS IN STICKYS I DO 3 OR 4 A WEEK AND IT AINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ITS THE WORK THE GIRL PUT IN HER SALUTE TO THE MILITARY THATS WHY I MADE IT A STICKY LOST IT YESTERDAY AND REDID IT TODAY THERES 10 BUCKS AND THE ONE I DID FOR A CONTEST FOR SOMEONE ^^ fat sonny wrote im sorry i dont see how its lc.s falt you lost your money its not babyjs falt that the damn bulding lost its power and if youe were adult enough you should hae just went to babyj and told him what was going on insted of posting it like it was his falt and he stole your money .... ( undercover angel) innocentprncss™ 2006-10-27 12:10:28 I agree with you undercover....rather than making this a public issue in a bulletin, it should have been talked over with babyj first to see what would happen and whether their stickies would be restored or reimbursed. **~Jaded Stang~** 2006-10-27 10:48:38 Actually, I have faith in Baby J. Although it was not his fault
My Name Is Claire Bennet And That Was Attempt Number 6
Greetings This is a roleplaying profile and a fan page for the character of Claire from Heroes, I am not the actress,none of the pictures are of me nor am i in any way involve with the production of the show. On myspace I had a roleplaying profile for the character, since myspace has gotten bad I decided to start roleplaying here, in time perhaps I shall find other roleplayers, if need be I shall create rules, but enjoy!:)
Are You Right-brian Or Left - Brian In Love??
Fu-qtoo Babes
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Poems
Seriously I've never seen one so long... YOU BETTER ADD YOUR NAME!!!!! JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS. IF YOU ARENT ASHAMED TO CLAIM GOD THEN PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS LIST:. ------------U CAN DO THIS THING ALL DAY AND SIGN IT OVER N OVER BUT IF U DONT KNOW GOD U BETTER GET SAVED!---------------------------------- 1.Sharice Harrell 2.Lemar 3.Kyle 4.Teddyo 5.Marlon 6.Jarrad 7.Akeem 8.Mookie 9.Malcom 10. Bradford 11.Radaams 12.Jamiel 13. -el io- 14. Brian 15.Ray. 16.Randall 17.Train 18.Antwone 19.Anthony E. Williams 20. Takeshia Williams 21.Shanise 22.Stemma Miller 23.Chris Richardson 24. Theresa Cephas 25.Kimmy R. 26.Maya Aka Yaya 27.Macquin aka "Q" 28. Brittain 29. CHELSEY 30. Dayvon 31. Cassandra 32. Shavita 33. Sean 34. Bugsy 35. J.O. 36. ELEONOR 37. kaneisha 38. Lil J 39. TiiNa ! 40.Jonathan 41.YVONNE 42.PIFF 43. Isaac 44. RoB 45. brItteRs *I ShOuLd Have BeEn NuMber onE* 46. Kewnna 47.Artesia 48.Shayna 49.Ashley 50.Richard 51.Jeffrey ak
Poem's
It's finally over, you did me in.I hung around through thick and thin.You used me good your talents are great.You got what you wanted you had tha right bait.My heart is broken my soul defeated.I did not deserve the way I was treated.You were a goddess to me and that's all I could seeMy gut knew tha truth, but heart didn't agree.My self respect is all but gone.I let myself be your little pawn.You had your plan when it all began.I let you use this stupid old man.Tha truth would have been nice once in a while.But I found out too late that truth is not your style.Tha kissing and holding you said you enjoyed.Turned out to be something you would rather avoid.I was devoted to you and you know that's true.Not a thing for you, I would not do.Money and time, I took care of you over tha yearsI was even there to dry away your countless of tears.You think you won but I have news.You really lost, and you'll sing the blues.You could have had me as your toy.Now, your life will go on, as
Im New On Here
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My Feeling's
This is a question that haunts me. I guess that the only way to say it is by just being honest. I am not looking for the perfect woman, I am looking for a woman that is perfect for me. I would be lying if I said that looks are unimportant. But I do look much deeper than the outer shell of a person. I would like to meet someone with a set of values that they will stand behind. They do not have to totally agree with my own, but it would be great if we could share our views on life, love or religion and agree to disagree on our own views and not let them stand between us. I can be very opinionated at times and stand behind my views and beliefs. But they are not written in stone. I am adaptable and interchangeable. When I am wrong, I will freely admit it. But if I feel I am right I will stick to my guns. I will make my point known and then can put it behind me and not dwell on something that I can not change. I didnt write this but I like this poem. Crucify Me Fight me, deny me, and
The Insight Of Jenn
Ok, so as I write this, I am very drunk. Don't ask me why I'm doing so well but I am. Its taking a while to get all the words right, but I'm going to post this before I sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a very busy day. Matt and I have a lot planned. There are things we need to do and things we really want to do. As for tonight.. we wanted to relax and drink a little vodka. Sadly, vodka always kicks my butt. But its worth it in the end. We always act a fool and forget the stress of the week. In Matt's case, it couldn't have came any sooner. Poor thing has been going through so much lately and there isn't anything I can do about it but try and help him through each day. The weekend never seems to come fast enough. So, He is passed out, by the way, and I'm almost the same so I need to go. ~j I have a few links to some really unusual sites that sell just about anything you are looking for.. ModernArtisans My favorites here are the.. "Jazz Collection" Cast Stone Garden P
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Just Me
well it has been a while since i have been here last and i lot has happened. i recently got married last month to the most wonderful man i have met and we met from a chat room four years ago . how wild is that!!!! our wedding was pretty decent didnt realize just how much work i had really put into it until i saw it that day and it was beauitful. i am very happy that day is over and now i can relax and stop being so stressful about everything from the big thimgs all the way down to the smallest things. Our dog also passed away lat month and we are really thinking that was poisoned. Why i wish i knew cause she was a very good dog, she was my son's buddy they did just about anything and everything together. She was only three years old and she was they cutest. Why do people feel like they need to hurt animals? i wish i knew that anwser and i wish i knew who it was that harmed her cause i think i would harm them and hurt them like they did to my family. Our place is so empty withou
Jimqiu
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You Have A Sexual Iq Of 160
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Where The Real Lesbians At?
More Jokes
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, you should soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
Samhain
I'm so excited.. it's almost here. This is like christmas for me and my bunch. We love samhain, halloween, all hallow's eve and whatever else you might want to call it... I hope all you fellow cherry peeps out there have a great one.. have a blessed samhain!!
New Poems
I sit here with one as I think of another. Torn with no ending desperate for happiness listening to others silence I stay but within I know I am but alone with one. Bitter tears I know
10/28/2006
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so... this day is lame... and I am alone for the 2nd year in a row. Not that that is different from every day for the past year and a half. I think I am gonna seduce my hand. A little candle light, I might even sing to it or something. If things aren't working out, I'll slip it a roofie. LAME so like... this site has been getting more gay every day... I'm almost to the point of quitting. GAY!!!
I'll Pray All Night For Him To Call...
I sumbled upon perfection with my blindefold securely in place/ he waited i hesitated and now the earth has no purpose/ can't cry enough to make the pain go away can't set time back and change whats become of the now/ i locked my heart up and froze the door shut but now as the isicles drip my venture out of the safety and into the world will be for lost cause... no one to run to and tell "I LOVE YOU!"/ wisk me away and and leave me to fade... When i get drunk i get stupid and when i get stupid i make mistakes and ultimately i hurt him. I love him so much i couldn't sit there and lie... even though every breath in my body wants to just give up and let me slip away to nothing. It's not as bad as you think but it's not nothing... and "I love you" can never begin to cover how you make me feel sometimes... fear is no where near a strong enough word either... there are so many things i want to tell you but where do i begin and how do i know if it's all me or if you feel the same? I've n

Bored
Whats up I am new to this bored and would like to talk to anyone.. whats going on?
Letters To Penthouse Magazines
You know what ruins sex for a lot of people? The letters to Penthouse magazine. Have you ever read them? Me neither, but a friend of mine did and he told me... What they have are letteres written by presumably normal people like ourselves, and we read them and go, "Where does this happen? I've never heard anything like this. I'VE picked up hitchhikers, they didn't do any of that. They just got out of the car when we got there and left." And all these boasting figures: "I've never considered myself big, but at eleven inches..." Oh come on, My LEG is eleven inches. They don't realize I want these letteres to be true. I'm rooting for them. And if it doesn't sound exactly true, I'll bend the truth. I'll work around it, give them the benefit of the doubt. Because they start off normal enough: "I went down to get the mail, but to my surprise, the regular mailman had been replaced by a beautiful blonde woman..." Okay, that's not crazy. Why not? A blond person delivers his mail- ma
My Insane Rants
well well well i'm back at it again, go figure that one.......so much to say and so little time to say it. now some might read this and think " this fool is ignant ( ignorant)" and yes i can spell but i choose not to always spell everything correctly i guess huk'd own fonix dint werk. and some may read and get offended, you'll be aight what i say shouldnt matter that much to you anyway. and some may read and have a good laugh, now i like YOU because what i say i'm serious to some degree but is also meant to be a little humorous so if this tickles your funny bone then good and if not then go read somethin else i didnt beg you to come here and read this, they're just my thoughts. anyway on with the show. this is a blog about thick vs fat.................believe it or not THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. and i'm also gonna make this comment while i'm at it "BBW" stands for BIG BUEAUTIFUL WOMAN just because you are big doesnt make you beautiful and just because you are female doesnt m
My Best Friends...
Jokes
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones! Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: Argued over nothing. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. Gained weight. Talked excessively without making sense. Became overly emotional. Couldn't drive. Failed to think rationally Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Bob approached the clerk behind the counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie." The clerk behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of gol
Some Poems
When 2 hearts come together, nothing in the world can come between. When 2 hearts come together, they see things others haven't seen. When 2 hearts come together, everything seems clear. When 2 hearts come together, no other one can come near. When 2 hearts come together, everyone will have their says. but when 2 hearts come together, it's LOVE for eternal and always!! What path we ever should choose, No matter what the game is, if we win or lose, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Knowing all the darkest secrets, Neither one of us having any regrets, i know, you know, WE KNOW! A love so deep and true, Making you feel good,making you feel blue, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Making the world become as whole, With this special bonding in the soul, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Your heart attached to mine, A feeling that lasts a lifetime, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Tho many others do not know, the bond we have, and we'll never let go. While they are tal
Men And Cards
a woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need...a heart to love him...a diamond to marry him....a club to smash his fucking head in...and...a spade to bury the bastard
Erotica... A Story Adult Content
"She's been received" Erotica Fantasy Fiction Lacey received the package within days of its sending. She did not recognize the handwriting on the label, nor did it possess a return address, but she knew who had sent the flogger by its smell. She carefully pulled it from the wrappings as if it were made of fine china. She arranged its tendrils as if they were hair. Lacey did not lust for it. Her desire for pain did not rear up, as curiosity had possessed her suddenly. Sir Steve knew where she was. He had sent this tool as a message. The message was simply this: Sir Steve was the only person who knew about her painful secret. He never told the other members of the staff that she enjoyed pain. Only he could give her the exquisite release that agony offered, and the most intense release came from this cat-o-nine-tails. She knew because it smelled like her. She had soaped it with the oils that she made for him. Sir Steve knew where she was. Therefore, John knew where Sir Steve
Arriving
I don´t have time for all this what am I allowed to do and what not? what are my interests almost anything I have strong opinions on almost everything!!I came here from a link from yahoo..just looking around...added my photos so people know who they´re talking to...I don´t think I´ll come here very often..I´m mostly on yahoo corporal0378@yahoo.de you can chat with me there if you want to? but as most of you seem to be yanks...remember the time difference?anyway...nuff said....you´ll either contact me or you won´t...and scoring points is for kids...so leave me outta it??
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Steamy Tales!
Ok I have lost the first portion of this tale. I've searched for it all over and I believe it was on my old hard drive and is lost forever! WAH!! I'll rewrite it later, but wanted to share the rest with my friends and everyone else!! Leave me lots of comments to let me know what you think!! Hugs, Shelley Once out of our shower we filtered through our bags to get dressed. You were famished-guess sex drove your appetite! We ventured up the street just a bit to a cute bistro. They sat us in a corner booth. It was quiet and semi-private, making my mind filled with lots of dirty thoughts! The waiter came over and took our orders. He left the table briefly and returned with two long stemmed wine glasses. He filled them with a nice Chardonnay and left us to our own company. "So, how do you like it here so far?" I asked. "I like what I've seen to this point. Of course, you knew I would." "I wasn't that sure, but I hoped!" "Well, don't worry no regrets her
Beautiful
Southern Comfort Is All You Need
Hospitals
sorry i was awayfor so longI have never been a pussy for Pain before so when all this hit me, you know I had to be in some REAL Pain. Don't ever also be afraid of getting a second opinion either, I recently had Gall Stones and the first time I went to the hospital they mis-diagnoised me as having Gastric problems then a year later I had another attack and I insisted they were full of #### and told them so and to run the right tests this time. then Viola!! Gallstones the size of golfballs, then after surgery that took a month to heal from I was OK again. Then almost a year to the day I went in for Gall Bladder surgery, I passed and recovered a Kidney Stone big enough to scare the people in the ER. I only knew I had passed it from the sound of it hitting the porcelin Urinal (Clink!)..My reaction was..what the hell was that??!! No, That did not come from my dick did it?!!? Looked at it and it was barbed on one side and smooth on the other...So it must have came smooth side out cause I did
Oooh Life..
i love you!
Vik's Blogs
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't
Quizzes
MyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Sherrie, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 9 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment. Your Life Is Worth... $310,500 How Much Is Your Life Worth? You Are 48% Texas At first, you seem Texan... but just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly. How Texas Are You?
Those That Are My Friends
If you want to remain on my friends, family , fans list please let me know because I have 395 people on here and only hear from maybe 10 at the most. Look forward to hearing from you, if I havent heard from you in a week I will delete ya, sorry
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The Continuing Story Of.....me
What Is Self Harm? We take 'self-harm' to mean a mechanism for those who use self-injury as a way to deal with or express their emotions, self-harm has specific psychological traits and is about the condition not the action. Self-harm brings about desired effects of pain, release, punishment, feeling substitution, freedom from inadequacy and many other effects that self-harmers require that they find in self-harm. Self-harm can also be a way to gain control in an out-of-control situation, or a way to make internal pain visible on the outside which puts the pain of negative emotions into a more easy to understand context. The knife as it slices brings blood of red, as I sit there with thoughts of death in my head. It happened quite often, the freedom and release that was felt with every cut a little of the pain did release. I would not say for what although some did ask I was too ashamed to tell...... They wouldn't understand What it was like to
All About Me
Well I am A 27 year old male who lives in 1101 W spruce street in coal township Pennsylvania FOR ALL YOU STALKERS out there lmmfao i am about 6' tall and about 170 pounds I am one of the bigest assholes ya will ever meet oh and if ya dont like me my address is located abuve so ya can come here n do something about it (not a tough guy) bring a gun i have been lookin for someone to off me for a while now well tat is all for now l8terz
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God78%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Once Agian Lock My Heart And Throw The Key Away
Okay so Here is a small update... so far From dec. I had my bday turned 18. then on dec i got back with my baby boy jack ^.^ didnt see that one coming lol.. glad it did. that made the end of my year so awsome. my family didnt have a big christmas get together on my mothers side because my grandfather is ill and everyone else was basically sick. there was one for my fathers side. and i have gone to the boddes christmas (dads side) since i was lil just me n my dad because my mom doesnt like his side of the family cuz they judge her. and well the one year that i dont get to go my sister her fiancee and my baby nephew hunter and my lil bro go too. i know it may not seem like much but it was.. but oh well... and then new years eve. i spent that with my grandmother.. i know most people got drunk but yea i went over to my grandparents house i love them to death.. but yea i mean life has been hard in certain areas. mainly cuz i wanna get a job but idk why im not tryin as hard as i should be.
Lavirgo's Blog Shit
"Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." ------------------------------------------------- ABOVE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF "THE RAVEN" WRITTEN BY EDGAR ALLEN POE. I LOVE ART AND I LOVE POETRY.I CONCIDER ART TO BE ALL A ROUND US. YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMETHING OR DRAW OR PAINT SOMETHING OR EVEN BUILD SOMETHING FOR IT TO BE ART. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN AND YOU WILL SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED.... AND THE CREATER WHO FORMED IS............GOD! KEEP IN MIND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR ART THAT WAS MEANT TO BE FREE AND SEE BY ALL. I'mGuest_lavirgo2004on
Not Enough Sleep
just wondering, how many people on here from the usa, please rate blog so i can find you and count you, and leave a comment thanx how many people have a guess xxx repost please xx somebody thinks that one of my pic i look like one of the baldwin brothers, c what you think, please leave a comment xx just wondering, how many people, on here from the uk, rate blog, so i can find you late xx
Hello Everyone
How can i show her the love i have for her in my heart, the trust i have, the faith, how in this small world would i get ever so lucky as 2 call her mine. In the Past i used 2 the think LOVE was a 4 letter word for FUCKING STUPID and at times i still do because the one person that u truly love can bring u 2 your knees crying asking why but at the same time can have u so happy jus because they feel the same way so how can i so u the love that i have with out hurting in return?? i guess thats the >? ill never have answerd So i sit here and leanred earlyer that my gf of 3 months that i have fallen in love with for God knows why is going away 2 a 4 year college she got accepted 2 day and its like 2 hours away i mean its not a long way away but its jus 5 months away till she moves and starts and im worryed that our relationship will work with the distants and her studying and me working and then going 2 college myself for 2 years this Aug. so i donno whats going 2 happen anyone what 2 comm
Halloween
Get Your Own! | More Flash ToysJust thought this was cool as hell, hehe. Everyone carve your own now!
26 Signs You've Grown Up
26 Signs You've Grown Up
My Life
I have like 6000 points to go and new pics to upload. So i'd love it if you guys could help me get onto the next level Thanks in advance. -Mal. Add my bestest friend Erica. Please and thank you. Tell your friends to add her too! I almost said I love you@ CherryTAP some times i wish i could pack my bags & take a train to new york i could rent an apartment where the heat doesn't work the stars dont shine and the hoes stay up late partyin i could bar tend at the run down bar around the corner dance on the tables like coyete ugly & earn tips & at the end of the night i'll know i'll be ok because even though im not living a dream im far away from everything that has harmed me everyone who has brought me down & i wont be afraid to be myself i know that if i save enough money meet the right people & wait for the time to come i can get out of this hell hole & start living my life i can start over a new page & maybe just maybe that empty feelin deep inside won
I'm A Bitch
i am just me ....i am the way i am....if you don't like the what you see either quite lookin at my pics, or delete me as a friend.... am i really so terrible that i don't accept friends that are under 35? i have met so many wonderful guys on here! Wanna thank you all for the love and kindness you have given me! this is for the ones who are rude and crude....i have had to block 3 guys today....not a good thing. Yes my pics are a little risque....but doesn't mean i am open to cam 2 cam.....i dont play with young boys....will not make me feel good....no matter how big you are....i try to be nice about this and invite you to be a fan.....calling me names only will get you blocked to all that have shown me love and respect have a great weekend!! xoxo....Becky
Da Life
Big steps in a direction you are going either way is goin' for it. Whether it's a first step or maybe your in the middle of a step remember, that things may change depending on how you look at the situation. It kinda works for anything really..even dating. Believe me I should know.
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To Oral Or Not To Oral, That Is The Question.
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG, SO PLEASE BE GENTLE. I HAVE PONDERED OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, AND I NEED TO GET THIS OF MY CHEST. 6 MONTHS AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS. SHE WASN'T THE BEST LOOKING GIRL, BUT HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEARTS AND ONE OF THE PERSONALITIES OF ANYONE I KNOW. BUT, THE SEX WAS JUST AWFUL. IT WAS DOWNRIGHT BORING, IN FACT. ALL THE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE LOVED ORAL SEX, BUT WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT REGARD. WE'D GET INTO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, AND WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS READY FOR ME TO GO DOWN ON HER, SHE WOULD TELL ME "NO". INSTEAD, SHE'D GO DOWN ON ME. I THOUGHT ALRIGHT, SHE WOULD SPEND QUITE SOMETIME PLEASING ME. WRONG. SHE WOULD DO IT FOR MAYBE 2 OR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHE'D WANT ME TO STICK IT IN HER. ANOTHER BAD THING. WE'D DO ONLY ONE POSITION...AND ALWAYS MISH. WHEN I'D FINALLY CUM, I WOULD WANT TO GO AGAIN. SHE'D TELL ME N
Rules + Disclaimer
I am not Ian McKinley, he is a fictional character from the movie Final Destination 3. Anyone that thinks that they are the character they roleplay has problems to say the least. Rules To come soon
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Last Night
well today just sucked ass! i didndt get much sleep to start with! then we were going to the store today and a truck stopped in front of us and an elderly lady didnt even stop and slammed into the back of our car which pushed us into the truck infont of us then back into the van. everyone was pretty much alright my sisters car is totaled!! its bad i will post some pictures of it. but her airbag deployed but i had to brace myself because the air bag on my side did not! i have really bad whiplash i have to wear a neckbrace for a few days and my sister has a broken nose and really bad whiplash but nothing serious so far! so that was my fantastic day! i hope that you all had abetter day than i did! well last night i decided to go to a haunted house for the second time! it was great because i went with my sister and her sister and they were screaming their heads off! of course it probably didnt help that one of my really good friends went through and told everyone that we were coming! th
Surveys
what type of dog are you (with pics) germen shepherdCongrats your the german shepherd a loyal friendly fun and active dog but laid back all at the some timeTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com How romantic are you? Sentimental sweet heart!You are the type who just makes there heart melt.. GOOD JOB! You are as romantic as it gets!! Every moment with you makes ur g/f or b/f feel specialTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Jealousy...
I'm jealous....I'm jealous of your clothes, cause they touch you more than I do. And it kills me to know that your toes spend so much time wit yo shoes. And no I dont approve of your lipstick, Maybeline aint tricking me..no, no sir. And dont think I dont see how eager your panties be to get put on. Dont want anything to touch you there, I dont wanna share you with nothin...not even the air you breathe...go head hook your lungs up to me baby...BREATHE!!. I often cuss out your bath water, mjmp;avamp; H2O. I almost lost my cool when I heard you bought that thong, Victoria Secret cant keep a secret too long (at least not when Im around)....I know what they want so please dont be so naive to what your bra does...when its groping you, squeezin you...thats supposed to be me boo...cause they like to taste your nipples too. See I wash my hands before I touch you, so I dont have to share you wit tha germs that manifest themselves. See my heart is so concerned. So many things I have yet
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Morning Lol
Your Emoticon Is Laughing You've got a wicked sense of humor. You're everyone's favorite IM buddy... at least today! What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now? Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company. Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money." The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband Interesting! Drink water on empty stomach ty Young Body: Interesting! Drink water on empty stomach DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and se
What Color I Am Blue
You scored as Blue. You are considered to be a very calm person who takes things one at a time and does not worry too much about the consequences. Whatever happens, happens, is your moto. You are the one people come to for advise on most topics, because you are filled with limitless knowledge. You can handle any situation.Blue100%Green89%Purple72%Orange67%Pink50%White50%Black44%Yellow39%Red28%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com
Odd News
TULSA, Okla. - Singer Clay Aiken apparently got into a dispute with a woman during a flight to Tulsa, drawing some scrutiny from FBI agents but no charges, a newspaper reported. ADVERTISEMENT The 2003 "American Idol" runner-up was on the Saturday morning Continental Airlines flight for a evening show, and concertgoers said afterward that Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day. FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson told the Tulsa World there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight. He said the man was a former "American Idol" contestant but did not give his name. Johnson said the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a "minor shove" during the argument. "At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation," Johnson said. Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until F
New Id
New Pics
HEY.. JUST ADDED SOME NEW HOT PICS>> COME CHECK THEM OUT... COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!!

This Is Me!
+Some stuff on the men+ ------------------------------ 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of
Stuff To Help People
HOW TO INSTALL LOVE Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located you HEART, ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running, ma'am? Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those problems prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tel
Cyncere's Ramble Jamble
For the dew people that have read my bullshit before, you know I was supose to have left Korea on the 6th of NOV. Yeah... what had happen was: I was trying to do the right thing by helping my boss (SSG) with somethings at work even though I was supose to be preparing to leave. I doing what I need to do, so I can take care of some business at home. Between WED and FRI. Come MON I was suppose to be n vacation. I didn't want to be a snitch, but my bss told me I could finish my paperwork while I was on vacation. I found out I couldn't through my boss' boss (1SG). She throws a fit and I almost got into real trouble. That little bitch lied to my 1SG faces and said I WASN'T @ WORK FOR A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH...WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!?! I was working WED. She didn't let me get a word in. What type of sense does it make... I just didn't go to work for a month?!? I'm in the ARMY!!! Nobody saw me for a month? These peope are crazy!!! I didn't get trouble, but I know it's time fr me t l
Hot Girl
we shot with miss heather pink, porn star extraordinaire. good lord she is hot! heather pink is going to be doing her own website, it should be live in about a month. we did two shoots so far, and i hope she likes us enough to do more! this girl is sweet, funny and alot of fun to work with. she even let me put my glasses on her butt to take a silly picture. go get her movies! she has one of the cutest vaginas i have had the pleasure of seeing, and that bitch is flexible! this is my post to confess my undying love for miss heather pink! xoxoxox Little miss sexy vodka shot not one set but TWO! the first was on the roof in the wind storm she is dressed as a detective with a toy gun. she is so cute. the second set was her naughty nurse. oh my god, just wait until you see this set. its fantastic! i hope these sets will go up on perverse fixation soon! i am planning on shooting with her and miss serpentine soon. i wanna do a set as their ettiquette teacher. i wi
Beware
Men, Beware Police are warning all men who frequently attend clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is Found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by females at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beer," men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of
Magdi
My Thoughts...
Hiya friends..... I got some Great news tonight at work, I had transfers in at dif. locations & had an interview last Sat. tonight was the night that I would find out if I got it or not, & I did!!! I am so excited, my son will be 18 in 2 wks, hes my youngest, so this is now the beginning of the "Me" phase in life. I have to let them know the date that I'll be starting (which is in Jan). So now I have to find a new place to live & such. I'm moving to Indiana & will be working in Lafayette (home of Purdue). Wish me luck, so if you don't see me on here much, you'll know why.... Take Care friends & love ya all!!!! How can it be to have feelings for someone so far away? Thousands of miles between us, never really met in person, just on here. I know its a new age of technology, but still....... We talk on the the phone, and all of the time on here, we see and talk, just like we're right in front of the other, but we're not. So tell me then... How can I have feelings? I h
Ideas!
Window To My Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Here Is What I Got
All About God...and Baseball
Grace is when God gives us what we need Mercy is when God doesn't give us what we deserve Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there? Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'. And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electric Company said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Sure, luck means a lot in baseball. Not having a good shortstop is bad luck It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon
Awareness Ribbons
I JUST FOUND A SITE THAT HAS TONS OF AWARENESS RIBBONS, AND MAN I GUESS I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH STUFF IS OUT THERE THAT A PERSON REALLY NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF. I GUESS IF IT DON'T HAPPEN RIGHT AT YOUR FRONT DOOR THEN YOU DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT! ANYWAY JUST WANTED TO PUT A FEW WORDS IN THAT I PLAN ON DOING WHAT I CAN FROM NOW ON TO STAY ON TOP OF WHATS GOING ON AROUND ME! Hosted By SparkleTags.com
Snow
To all Ohio State fans, we need to stick together to cheer your team to victory. Troy Smith and team are going to show the country what we are made of, Ohio State Buckeyes number one all the way SNOW ! *December .....8 6:00 PM *It started to snow. The first snow of the season and *the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by *the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down *from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So *romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! *December..... 9 *We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow *covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic *sight! Can there be a more lovely place in *the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've *ever had! *Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a *boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. *This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered *up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got
Life In The 2000's
This was originally a bulletin I posted, but since it will probably be obscured by all the many "Red letter reposts" and such, I decided to also enter it as a blog message... Actually, this bulletin has nothing to do with boobs....it seems though that it's one of the few ways to have anyone to view your bulletins nowadays. That, and I guess being a "red letter" member. Which, btw....EASE UP GUYS....So many reposts and hundreds of posts every day....often by the same ones....and maybe take the time to actually READ someone's bulletins now and then...we just might have something to say. So the other day, a friend was telling me how he completely turned his life around. "Yep", he said, "I managed to turn a complete 360." Well, I'm not one to piss on this guy's little accomplishment here, but if he did a complete 360... uh... wouldn't he be right back where he started? Perhaps he did a 180. Hopefully it was more than a 45... Anyway, ever hear someone talk about something that
About Me...
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a foursome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both wa
Mr. Right
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Hot-hot Cherry
How come I've been receiving messages that other people have updated their photos.....Yet mine doesnt seem to be working? Soft are my caresses, Tender are my feelings Strong is my spirit, even under duress Shapely are my curves, Sensual is my body language Mysterious are my dark eyes, That will tell you no lies. Vibrant is my energy that infuses my body So softly and completely. My spirit dwells in my eyes, if you can see it Promising of love and tenderness. Can anyone truly see the real me without having to constantly be shown? When they overlook me so easily. Thinking that kindness of soul makes a woman boring. How I pity those people who think that way For, they cannot feel how her vivacious spirit sings In tribute to the harmony that is HER alone. A woman’s true sensuality Comes within her.... A part of her. It’s a part of who she is, a rare gift from nature. Oh how her heart weeps silently, Yet her strong spirit rebels at the negative intrusion Of thos
The Story Of A Vampire
The Story of a Vampire In this coffin lay me down -- Let my spirit rest; And upon your sweet return grant my last request. Long my footsteps wandered here in the dark of night; It has been eight hundred years since I glimpsed the light. Lately in this solitude I have sought a clue As to why I torture my deadened heart with you. What good is the lovely night for eternity If my dearest love will die and abandon me? This, my safe, my darkened tomb forces us apart; Kiss me, Love, then drive the stake through my broken heart. These are the words that course threw my mind as I remember that fateful night. The night that you turned me into what I am. The night you turned my mortality in for immortality without my consent. The night I became something I had never heard of. A creature of the night. No longer a human being. I am now something that is undead living among those with a pulse! It was the night of my best friends dbutante ball. We didn't
The God Damn Ham
a lady walks into a butcher store and say's "my husband's birthday is tonight and i want to cook his some ham. i want the best ham you got for sale". so the butcher say's "right here. this is the god damn ham." the lady shocked said "you can't say that. you know my husband is a preacher." the butcher say"s "this ham is from holland. thats what it's called there." so she say's "all right" and buy's it. later at home as shes cooking it, her husband comes home and say's "that smells good. what are you cooking dear?". she say's " the god damn ham". the husband say's " you don't need to get mad at me. i just asked a question is all. besides you know i'm a preacher". the wife say's " i got this at the butcher shop today. it's from holland and it's called the god damn ham over there". the husband say's "okay". later that night, the wife, husband, and son are sitting at the table to eat the birthday dinner. the husband tell's his wife "honey pass the god damn ham". the son then says " ALL RIGH
To Alll You Sexy People Out There.
Become my friend, Im very chatty in get very bored a lot. also dont be shy and comment my pics and page. have fun people.
My Cherry Stash
ok people i have added alot of videos and stuff to my cherry stash on my page please go and look at them and comment them andpleas rate them so i know yall like them well thanks hey just added more videos to my cherry stash on my page please go by watch them and leave me comments on them ok rate them to i would like to know what yall think of them and if you rate them it would show me how much yall like them so please do so and thanks to whom ever does much love to ya
Things About Me
In November I found out the only way I could have children is by doing IVF so I have been emotionally turned upside down.My inlaws paid for the IVF which we do have to pay back.I have started my injections and getting ready for the second set of injections.looking to trasnfer our embryos the first week in may.I will be on bedrest for a few days so will be on more..take care My friends son passed away he was in a vegatative state for a long time.his heart couldn't handle it and he passed.please keep her and her family in your prayers.... i will be on and off here to be with her and the family....my love to all For those of you that don't me I have been trying to conceive for almost 6 years now...I am on fertlity meds for the second month praying they work.A so called friend called me today and said maybe you weren't meant to be a mom....I was crushed all i can do is cry and hubby is trying so hard to cheer me up but it's not working.....The good news that we got is my brother in l
The Evolution Is Beginning
For those of you that have come to know princess superstar as a household name...and the newbies ....there is an evolution beginning check back soon to find out what it is.....
Halloween Costume Pics
Mine
I am tired of hurting, being sore, feeling all alone, having nobody. And one Guy I care about he is a Jerk and pisses me off. I am tired of the hospital. All I can do is cry. Sun spots cast a glare in my eyes, sometimes i forget im alive, i feel it coming and i gotta get out of it's way, i hear them calling and i come cuz i cant dissobay, i should not listen and i shouldnt believe but i do, yes i do. he turns me on, he makes me real, i have to appologize for the way i feel, my life it seems has taken a turn, my name has to get returned, peel up our skin were going to burn what we were to the ground, fucking the fires and we'll spread all the ashes around, i wanna kill away the rest of whats left and i do. yes i do, he turns me on, he makes me real, i have to apologize for the way i feel, But nothing can stop me now, there is nothing to fear, and everything id ever want, is him inside of me I can't belive November is almost here.. Where did October go
Thoughts
Why do you think sex and politics sell faster than people accomplishing things? I just wish people would learn how to get along with each other without all this constant bickering and what not. I just wish america would stop all this violence because it doesn't seem to solve anything. I just wish we could just find the right person that would treat people right, respect them, be willing to try new things, keep you laughing, be able to trust a person, be sweet to you, be willing to do anything for you and more. I just wish there wasn't so many easy women but I would rather have one that would make me work so I love when women play hard to get. I just wish women would let men work for them and not be so easy because someone of us men love some challenges that will keep you satisfied in so many ways. Ever wonder what it would be like without all this killing going on all over the world. Ever wonder what it would be like if our president actually was true to his word and did what he sai
Hey All U Sexy Girls
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My Inner European.....
Single Girls
any girls from ohio, wanna hang out...to party and have a good time. any single ladies out there, wanna hang out..
What Kind Of Pie Am I .. Hehehe
I Need Luv
ALMOST 4 MONTHS AGO I MET THIS WOMAN AT WORK. AT FIRST, SHE WAS QUIET DIDNT SAY MUCH. A FORMER CO-WORKER TOLD ME SHE KNEW THE GIRL AND TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT CAUSE SHE WAS A @3$. SO, I MADE IT A POINT TO TALK TO HER SEE WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER SHE HAD, AND IF WHAT I HEARD WAS TRUE. A SWEEKS WENT BY SHE STARTED TELLIN ME PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER AND HER MAN. SHE TOLD ME HE WAS VERY ABUSIVE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. SHE SAID HE DIDNT WORK AND TOOK HER PAYCHECKS FROM WORK. SHE EVEN TOLD ME WHEN SHE GOT IN THE CAR ONE DAY FROM WORK HE JUMPED OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, SO THEN I KNEW HE WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE. EACH DAY SHE TOLD ME OTHER THINGS HE WOULD DO TO HER. SEH TRY TO CONVICE HERSELF THAT HE LOVED HER, I TOLD HER A MAN THAT WOULD DO THE STUFF SHE TOLD ME DOES NOT LOVE U, AND A REAL MAN DOES NOT PUT HIS HAND ON A WOMAN. AT THIS TIME I GREW VERY FOND OF HER AND I GREW FEELINGS FOR THE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED ME AS WELL, HOWEVER SHE SAID SHE HAD TO CALL IT OFF WITH HER
What The Fukk
Wassup people here we have my girl porn star extrodinare the one and only Heather Hunter. Now most guys know of this bombshell Diva from years of drooling over her naked nastiness in hundreds of porn movies and shorts and the occasional advertisements. Well now she is done with poppin that coochie and is out to conquer the rap game. To be real about it, she's not all that good, but she is still FINE AS FUCK!!!!! So check my girl out.....oh yeah stop drooling. so seriousAdd to My Profile | More Videos DJ Domination Vs. Pornstar Heather HunterAdd to My Profile | More Videos WELCOME TO CHEABASVILLE Free Flash Games The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScore
Real Mothers.....
Real mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens, and happy kids. Real mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpets. Real mothers don't want to know what the vaccum just sucked up. Real mothers sometimes ask "Why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says "Because I love you best." Real mothers know that a chid's growth is not measured by height or years or grade. It is marked by the progression of mama to mommy to mom. 4 years of age: My mommy can do anything! 8 years of age: My mom knows alot! A whole lot! 12 years of age: My mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years of age: Naturally, mother doesn't know that, either. 16 years of age; Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 years of age: That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 years old: Well, she might know a little bit about it. 35
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In loving memory of my oldest nephew that was killed in a car accident 2 years ago. Rest In Peace My Darling He left us with his son Hunter Austin Hales Kenny ChesneyAdd to My Profile |
Politics
If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech would be..... Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans", not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that th
Music I Like
It's all the same, only the names will change Everyday it seems we're wasting away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home [Chorus:] I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days And the people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day By the bottle that you drink And times when you're all alone all you do is think [Chorus] I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back I been everywhere, still I'm standing tall I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive Oh, when you look into my eyes, tell me what you see. I don't think you'll ever realize the pride inside of me.
Hi Everyone
To all that left me comments and I will pop by to say hi to everyone on monday Have a great sunday