> > A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note
> >for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
> > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
> >thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.
> > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
> > The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath."
> > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
> > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.
