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Darkest Desires
In the late afternoon I take a stroll along one of the trails stopping to watch the geese swim across the lake before heading back and getting ready for my evening. Slipping into a short slinky dress and heels I go down to the solarium to have a drink before dinner and mingle with the other guests. I spend my evening laughing and dining with some guests that I knew from a previous stay here. I have a few after dinner drinks with them and share a couple of dances before saying my goodnights to them. Not quiet ready to go back to my room I stroll along the little indoor mall that the resort has. At this late hour the shops are all closed but that doesn’t stop me from looking at the window displays. One of the shops is a costume shop. In the first window they have on display a male and female mannequin dressed up as a witch and as Frankenstein. But what is in the next window makes me stop in my tracks. In this window is another pair of mannequins. The female dres
5] Survey Says.......
1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves? OMG…when people find out my last name I ALWAYS get YOUR MEXICAN??? It annoys the crap out of me. . . . IT’S PORTUGUESE!!! 2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings: We all have the same dad lol 3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever endured? When I gave birth to my boyz 4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit? I have a pretty high tolerance. . . its gets expensive, I guess I’d say a good time would be 5 drinks and 3 shots. lol 5. Do you fold your underwear? Yes, I do 6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper? him 7. Have you fired a gun before? no 8. Name someone you consider a genius: Albert Einstein 9. what was your favorite childhood toy? my Nintendo & Radio. It was THE BEST 10. Name a sound that disturbs you: nails on a chalkboard. . . Crying/whiny children. . .cotton 11. Name something random that you wo
Help Me Decide Vote
I have eight pictures in a folder asking to vote. Please view those eight photos and choose which set of four you like more. I will be submitting one set of four to the student art show in feb and have a chance to win grants. Please look and leave me a comment on which set you like better.
Need Help
my friend needs helping to level he has 3,754 to go plz come an help him ou. if you cant click on just copy an past it in your url.
I don't usually type my feelings so people can read them but I had to get somethings off my chest. SO here I go. Okay it all started about four years ago I got married which was a good thing dont get me wrong. I was working for a lovley furniture store and I loved my job and I worked hard and I felt like I belonged and then the store I worked for went out of business and I had just bought a house and I was excited then when I lost my job there I went to work for a big company and I sold magazine subscriptions. I never thought that me Katesa would ever have been the financial situation I was in I had personal loans and bills out the wazzu and a house payment well everything was good at my job there and i loved the people I worked for but the in and out days of crazy people calling and cussing u out over a magazine subscription got to me and Christmas was coming up and I made it through Christmas but right after I left the day before my bday which is Dec 28th. I was so scared and alone
I Dunno
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does anyone play this game (magic the gathering)? if you do please contact me so my son can have his question answer. thank you very much HEY EVERYONE!!!!! My ticker is for my girlfriend not me so plzzzzz bomb her. Hello, I want to thank evryone for they're comments, but I think all of you need to know that I did do something about it. I called CSB and all they did was give him a polly test and he passed it. Any drinkered can pass a polly, plus I insisted that they take her to the hospital and they wouldn't do it. So I did. There are alot of poeple that has heard her nitemares, and CSB didn't care. I know a 2 yr old just doesn't come up to a person and say daddy put his pee pee here( points at butt). Now do they!!!! so that is the proof I have that he did something. All I wanted is to know if I should talk to her or not. I have made sure that she is in counseling before she started living with her so called father. She has a counselor now and things are starting to come out
Don't Be Scurred, Lol
I"M hungry
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Free Comments & Graphics
Set The Date
My Work
How I hate my job.......well not the job its self, but the retards that I have to put up with. I work in a union plant, I am a non-union worker that works there storeroom. We are here cause if they had their union running things nothing would get done. I use to love my job, but with recent events, its change the way I view this place. These people drove a wedge between me and my girl who works here as a guard, worse decision of her life was to take that job. They made it hard for us to see each other, cause we worked different shifts the only time we could see each other was at work. They went to there human resorce person, and whined that I was up there, so she in turn gave my boss hell and hers so we werent able to see each other but maybe for a couple of hours. Course they can go there and sit all day say preveted things to her and nothing gets said, which is wrong, she all the time conplaned to me about them but did nothing. these people seem to think that you should kiss there bac
Please Help Me!
Please click this picture and rate it for me; if you want to own me; leave a comment! Thanks! Tulsa's Angel@ fubar OCTOBER 31, 2008 - - - AND THE WINNER IS: ~*sherrylynn59*~ *{Shadowlevelers}* Fu-Owned by Chuckiiboo, owner of Tulsa's Angel@ fubar Halloween Theme - Techno Remix
Mindless Babble
So, the North Country is apparently expecting a huge storm. And my snow blower is buried in the back of my garage behind EVERYTHING I haven't unpacked yet. NOT GOOD. Anyway life is OK. I'm getting ready to go to Jersey for the Holidays to be with my family. Stay there for a week or so. It's Friday and I'm bored. So I figured I'd write. xoxo
Will My Headache Go Away?
Why is whenever it seems you finally have a relationship undercontrol, when you finally understand it, or think you blows up. I'm engaged to a wonderful guy. We have been together for 4 years, in fact, our anniversary is tomorrow. Now he is thinking about moving out...says he loves me, but is unhappy where we are (he left Los Angeles to move to my small town in Louisiana). I agreed to move to the city, closer to his work and so on,agreed to give it a try even though I am close to my family here and so is our son. He says I wont make it...he is still gonna move out on his own after the holidays. I know it will hurt me, but its explaining it to our son that I am worried about. I am terrified...I feel like throwing up all the time. I want to fix, am trying to, but not sure how. Anyway, now that I got that all out....later people!!!
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Show Reviews
Scarecrow and Fueled By Fire Show Review 12-11-07 @ Studio Seven (Seattle, WA) Well let's start out that driving to Seattle to check out the shows is not that bad!!!! When it is at Studio Seven or a few other venues I enjoy going to!! Well I attended this show with Mark from ROCK MY MONKEY. We got a late start so by the time we got there, we had already missed two opening bands and the third was in middle of their set!! I really don't remember much of them in which is not a good thing!! But I do remember talking with Fueled By Fire (FBF) from Metal Blade Records. While enjoying a great conversation about old school music and bands SCARECROW was setting up and preparing to rip some souls out and they did Just that. I at times thought of several old bands that they sounded similar to and it was refreshing to hear just old school thrash again. I must admit I thought I was looking at a Cliff Burton, Dave Mustaine and a few other old school players from the 80's
Please Help
I need some serious help. I am still in a position to get a happy hour. But i need some help from my friends to come help me comment. I need 75,000 comments i am close to 5,000. Thank you to all my friends that have helped so far. I have been commenting myself for the last two days. I am lonely come keep me company. I will gave away gifts and fubucks and 11's to anyone that helps. Hugs. Lucy
Having To Leave For A While Again
Bad Ass Song
In A Single Womans World
Another day I have no one by my side another day I don't cry, another day without a kiss and a kiss I won't miss, another cold and lonely night is another night that I am ready for daylight, people always think that cause I try to stay clear of love i'm weird but if they only knew I really try to stay clear of my fears and one of those fears are of another day to hurt without that special someone near.
Welcome To My Word
Because You Loved Me
To the greatest man I have ever known.... my husband
Wisdom? Perhaps
Being the tribal elder is serious business … but understand this elder has a sense of humor. The serious part involves members of the tribe looking for guidance because the elder supposedly speaks with sagacity and wisdom. The fun part comes into play because the elder is only human, still capable of mistakes, and still capable of pulling a tribal leg from time to time. Kind of like telling a person to go to hell in such a way that they anticipate the trip. Since I’m not truly 99 as my profile says … though age 59 presents a good start … any wisdom I possess is based on common sense, experiences, and a large handful of interaction with my Sioux friends in South Dakota. I’m a white man, a wasicun, but my friends made me a better person by pressing me to understand Mother Earth. Mother Earth, or Turtle Island, is the shell that cups all mankind. And, the colors of mankind are not just a coincidence to the four colors of a medicine wheel. Even though the medicine wheel
Auction Tonight Come 1 Come All
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A Soldiers Christmas
The Bunny
For a long time, the bunny remained just another play thing in the nursery - and he didn't mind because he was able to carry on long, philosophical discussions with the wise, old horse whom was experienced in strange ways of nursery magic. And so the story goes. Just like the classic tale, being Real doesn't happen overnight - to toys nor people. Yet like the Velveteen Rabbit, we long to become Real without any uncomfortable or unpleasant things occurring in our life. However … Once we learn to accept and appreciate what makes us unique and trust the wisdom of our heart - we begin to make creative choices based on what we know is right for us … Thus - the progress starts. As you learn to endow even the smallest moment of each day with Love, progress becomes reality perfected. Your black-button eyes might have lost their polish, but now these windows to the soul see only beauty. You become not only Real to those who know and love you, bu
Ones To Level
Shit… White sand, black beach Bleach the skin white, the light gives me a fright I stand in the dark, not in memory of any Despair for all, courage of many Desolate and forbidden, given in strife Illusions of greatness, falsities of fame No one to blame My Blood flows into a flood I taste the pain of the strain Told to gain and gain No longer a puppet for them to train Fictitious and joyous Closest I can get Godliness, please permit And I will admit To be impervious to all this shit By me Bread for all… The plausibility of the beginning, grasped for turmoil and mayhem. Bombarded by profane melancholy for the dismissal of tranquility. Instinctively buoyant and mesmerized by the unknown. Attributes of being invisible, immersed in my blood. Abandoned and quenched from self-loathing. Rejoicing only to deaf ears and closed eyes. Transcendent to the cultivated culture. Invincible to anguish and dignity. Subversive to the human race. N
Personal Thoughts And Feelings
I thought I would stop by and update all my sweet and true friends here on fubar. I am rejuvenated and feeling wonderful. I am home from the hospital since this Saturday the 26th of January 2008 and I am no longer in heart failure at this time, my energy levels are returning to semi normal and I feel refreshed! I am still having some trouble with my blood being too thick and if you know my story this is a bad thing as a clot will shut down my mechanical aortic valve, however I have hope and faith all will work out, in the meantime I am taking 4 shots of lovenox (a blood thinner like heparin that you get in the hospital if needed but these are prefilled syringes so no measuring yeahhh LOL) I take 4 a day and they also increased my coumadin (blood thinner medicine) they also increased my lasix (water pill to keep the Congestive heart failure from returning so much) as you can imagine this keeps me close to the bathroom LMAO. I have other great news while I was in the hospital my mortgage
Phenomenal Woman
Name: shorty Birthday: dont no Birthplace: cali Current Location: home Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: black Height: 5 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: irish german The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers Your Weakness: chocolate Your Fears: being hurt Your Perfect Pizza: veggie Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduation Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk Thoughts First Waking Up: mike Your Best Physical Feature: eyes Your Bedtime: never Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: m Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: liption Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: sometimes Do you Shower Daily: yea Have you Been in Love: to many times Do you want to go to College: yes Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you think you are Attractive: yes Are you a Health Freak: not
I just had a very demeaning experience. I had to beg people to come into my lounge.. I had to beg them to even talk to me.. but guess what..... I'm not begging anymore.. If you talk to me or not....that's your choice... I'm not begging anymore.. If you come into my lounge or not...that's your choice.. I'm not begging anymore... If you are my friends or not... that's your choice... I'm not begging anymore... To keep me in your heart or not..That's your choice.. I'm not begging anymore... If I am alone here on Fubar or not.. I'm not begging anymore... I have begged for so much and have gotten so little.. Guess what??? I won't beg anymore!

it's funny how people are so open to negative...but so unwilling to see the good in people without proof...only suspicion...people attempt to destroy a person on fubar does this sound stupid to anyone but me? destroy a person...on FUBAR some people are happy with reality...and so they can move beyond a website try it
Silly Thoughts
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is i
Need Help?
Please, if you need help leveling, and I don't mean my hundreds of thousands, let me know and I will do everything I can to help out when I'm on. :D
yea im bored and so im gonna write some random shit. monkeys throw poop at each other.
My Addiction...
I got this from a friend . Those of you that know me and have seen my pix's you have seen that I am a addict . You also have noticed my plague from the Salvation Army . If not for them and the love of my family and close friends I would not have been able to get the help I needed . EvEn If YoU hAvE rEaD tHiS b4 ScRoLL dOwN tO tHe BoTtOm, PoSt YoUr NaMe AnD pOsT oN uR pAgE. jUsT cAuSe U hAvE rEaD iT dOsEn'T mEaN eVeRyOnE hAs!! I destroy homes – I tear families apart. I take your children and that’s just a start. I’m more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I’m easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I’m made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child’s closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death
I'm Losing My Life!!!
well ladies and ladies hahahaha sorry i don't talk to any guys on here, but anyways, if your wondering why now? why and how am i losing my life, well folks it's simple, my injuries are starting to win, thoes who know me well enough know what injuries i have, and probably understand why i say i'm losing my life, but something happend the other night that made me really sad and realize just how bad things for me really are, me and my son were playing, and he wanted to wrestle with me, so i thought what the hel might as well try right? yeah bad idea, i picked him up to bodyslam him (don't worry i am very easy with him he's only 3!) and i got him up over my shoulder and went to drop him, when my back popped and my left leg went numb, and the pain started, thankfuy it only lasted an hour, but that was bad enough for me, so now i am reduced to a sad xcuse of a man, who can't even play with his son, just a shell of the "roman" god i once was, just know i care about you all, and you are all sp
"taboo" Cockney Rhyming Slang
A Aris (Aristotle = Bottle) ............... Arse Arthur Bliss ............................ Piss Aylesbury Duck .......................... Fuck B Back And Front .......................... Cunt Barclays Bank ........................... Wank Barry White ............................. Shite Ben Cartwright .......................... Shite Berkshire Hunt (Berk) ................... Cunt Bottle And Glass ........................ Arse Brace And Bits .......................... Tits Brad Pitt ............................... Shit Brahms And Lizst ........................ Pissed Brighton Rock ........................... Cock (Penis) Bristol City ............................ Titty C Cattle Truck ............................ Fuck Charlie Nash ............................ Slash (Piss) Cobblers Awls ........................... Balls (Testicles) Council Gritter ......................... Shitter Cousin Sis .............................. Piss (On The) Cuddle And Kiss .........
A Texan's Opinion
T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. 'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say, 'Red is positive' 'Black is negative' 'Make sure his balls are wet. God Bless Texas!!!
Christmas Humor
'Twas the night before Christmas and we were all in a hurry No one had seen Rudolph Santa started to worry. We looked everywhere both high and low and we knew we needed Rudolph for the big show. When he was found he looked sickly and pale He said that he partied too hard and spent 3 days in jail. Santa told Rudolph the big night was here so go take a shower and put down the beer That's when Rudolph told Santa "I don't think I can" and Santa said but you have to, "Cause I love you, man" And if you don't listen to what I'm telling you tomorrow for lunch we'll have Reindeer stew! So Rudolph said "fine, let's pack up and go" but before we do there's something you should know This is the last year I'll pull your darn sled Because after this I'm retiring to bed The day after Christmas Santa threw a big feast we had cakes and pies and even roast beef But then with a sly grin Santa said we should try something new Mrs. Claus has cooked all day a
It's nice to have something new to play with, and meet new friends. Thank you Fubar, for giving me yet one more addiction ;) -Kendra
I'm new to this site. Still learning and trying to know what's what. Anyone have any advice?
Christmas Blues
see when i was coming up no one never lied about christmas. they only said what the fuck they was taught was true. Well me being the average, but eclective child, knew better then that. only people come down ya'll chimney are cat burglars and they not trying to leave shit, except your house empty. Plus, in the hood, he is not going 2 b white or fat. Not 2 mention he comin thru your window or door. and if u in the hood u very seldom he going 2 white. More like a crack. Please i haven't see no reindeers flyin unless i was extremely high. And it would be no rein deers it might be pink elephant and they aren't leaving shit. Then when your pockets r already being choked. what do u suggest u tell the store people when they sat your credit ain't good here? yeah probably won't even try 2 do that. So u know who going 2 b assed out, your children, because they done been fed dreams they will never c. America has made christmas real commericial and i am suspect about who are the real t
Happy Bday.
i got a new db5 for my birthday.. woo! digital blaster 5 for my chocolate phone!
Funny Chit....
this shit is hella funny... Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my
I can't sleep. I'm all alone. I cry out and noone answers. Noone seems to care. I love being loved. I miss having friends... I miss having a life. Will anyone answer my cries? I want to give my love. I want to share ideas, thoughts, and stories. I love to listen. If anyone hears my cries...
My Good Week
My good week, I have been having a great week. I’m sure some of you have notched that I am a rockstar and a VIP, and early x-mas present from myself, along with a three day blast, yea me!! Now you might be asking yourself, what makes that a great week? Well that is not all there is, I meet someone this week, and things are going good so far. She works at the local Bid Lots and I have been going in there for awhile now just to see her, the first time I saw her and looked into her eyes, I felt something, you could feel the energy and her smile to is to die for. I have high hopes that this will go well, we have our first date next week, dinner and a movie. I am going to let her choose where we go and what we see, I know a little old fashion but that’s me. Wish me luck!
Life Sucks....
JoAnneDate: Dec 13, 2007 5:19 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOREVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN
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My Addiction
I got this from a friend . Those of you that know me and have seen my pix's you have seen that I am a addict . You also have noticed my plague from the Salvation Army . If not for them and the love of my family and close friends I would not have been able to get the help I needed . EvEn If YoU hAvE rEaD tHiS b4 ScRoLL dOwN tO tHe BoTtOm, PoSt YoUr NaMe AnD pOsT oN uR pAgE. jUsT cAuSe U hAvE rEaD iT dOsEn'T mEaN eVeRyOnE hAs!! I destroy homes – I tear families apart. I take your children and that’s just a start. I’m more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I’m easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I’m made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child’s closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death
Tonight is our office Christmas party. We normally have it at a restaurant but this year it is at a country club. I have never liked going to the office Christmas party because an alien takes over my stepmother's body and she is usually evil to me the entire night. Every year! Last year I promised myself that I would never go to one again so to not put myself through that kind of torture. Oh, for those that don't know, I work for my Dad. But it kept getting closer and closer to the party date and I decided to that this year, she is not going to be evil to me. This year, she is going to be kind. I am not quite sure why she is so mean to me at these things? We have been getting along quite well over the last few months and I am hoping that tonight goes well. I will show up at this party with a smile on my face and a song in my heart and go up and hug her first thing! How can someone be mean to someone that does that? Thats what I thought! I just hope it doesn't run to
My Rules
For the forseeable future my shoutbox will be limited to my family. Its not to say that I dont like speaking to everyone that comes to my profile and says hi, its just I get swamped with 30 and 40 people trying to talk to me at once and it gets hard to try and keep up. So to fix that I've set my Shoutbox to family only. If you wish to talk to me via shoutbox then refer to my first blog. Also dont be shy to send me an email. It might take a while to get back to you, depending on how much mail I get but I will get back to you. Thank you all. Since coming back to cherrytap or what fubar as its now known I've come across alot of men who want to know every little detail about me. It seems that everyone wants to know where I live and how much it would take to get me to open up on my life for them. When I was here the first time I met a nice guy who was really sweet and fun to talk with, he knew my situation and knew that I was a recently married woman who was just look
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at Pretty self explanatory. Don't judge me.
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Just For Fun
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?", asked the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things go". It wasn't even a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible,doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying; ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there. He took me passio
Santa In Florida
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town, no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down, no children in flannels were tucked into bed, they all wore shorty pajamas instead. To find wreaths of holly, t'was not very hard, for holly trees grew in every back yard. In front of the houses, Dads and Moms were adorning the bushes and coconut palms. The sleeping kiddies were dreaming in glee, hoping to find water skis under the tree. They all knew that Santa was well on his way, in a Mercedes-Benz, instead of a sleigh. And soon he arrived and started to work, he hadn't a second to linger or shirk. He whizzed up the highways and zoomed up the road, in a S-L 300, delivering his loads. The tropical moon gave the city a glow, and lighted the way for old Santa below. As he jumped from the auto he gave a wee chuckle, he was dressed in Bermudas with an Ivy league buckle, There weren't any chimneys, but that caused no gloom, for Santa came in through the
Club F.a.r. Family Member Request
First of all, let me wish all of FUBAR a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We the Club F.A.R. Family, the #1 Family on FUBAR, would like to send out an invitation to all of FUBAR to come join our loving family. The requirements are simple and as follows, 1. You must be a level 5. 2. You must have a SALUTE pic, We dont care how old as long as its a verified CHERRYTAP or a FUBAR one 3. You must FAN, ADD and RATE just the profile page a 10 or 11 if your a VIP. All members links are on the members list in the blogs of our New Official Club F.A.R. Homepage 4. Once you have added all the current members, you must return every few days to the bottom of the last list to check for new members to FAN, ADD & RATE. This is your responsibility, dont wait for people to come to you, go show them love and lead by example. 5. We are NOT A COMMENT BOMBING FAMILY, we have had too much drama when members go against each other or friends, so this is why we are not
I Got Elfed
This is hilarious! I used my pic and 3 random pics from the site... Hey, I just made a total elf of myself. Check it out by clicking the link below. This elfin' greeting brought to you by OfficeMax®. Check it out. I also just Scrooged myself. Have a look by clicking on the link below. This holiday greeting brought to you by OfficeMax®.
Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others. As a result, we've assembled the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time. Starting from number 10: 10... You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9... I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 8... I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me? 7... Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night! 6... What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met! 5... Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 4... Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world. 3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible. 2... I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock. And now for the worst pickup line of all time: 1... Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
3)secret Admirers
OK the last one for me that I no of! I have a few and know's shayla has a few BUT gonna say this:READ OUR FUCKING PROFILES! IT says married r u to dumb to read r wanna stir up sum shit? We will NOT drop everything WE have worked on over a year to throw it all away over someone new,only to start ALL over. The best thing I can say without cussing you out is fucking deal with with! WE are US WE are in LOVE with each other AND yes WE will be US real soon and be together as long as time will allow. You want me? MY answer is to god dam bad where were you over a year ago when I was single? I am on just about every site the net offers so IF u wanted this U shoulda looked harder. BUT the way I see it is U can fall over dead before I EVER leave MY TRUE love for anybody. as for her U all can KISS my ASS I got her now so fuck u.back the fuck off b4 this Hippie take a road trip cuz I can find out right where u Live with NP.great to have friends and ever better friends that build,program AN
3 Pleasures 1 Hell
pleasure one I: can See you anytime I need to, I look at photos each day.. pleasure two: I can HEAR you when I need to, your just 11 digits away.. pleasure three: I can Smell you on the letters you send.. the hell I go through, no matter what I do, I can't feel you, only in my dreams can I come close to you, it's like a part of me is gone it hurts for so long, I hope and I pray, someday I can find a way to cross the miles to your heart, and then I know the hell will fade away
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Help Me Out!
Hey everyone this is DJ Branden asking for yalls help to make tonite a special night. I am trying to hit the numbers of anywhere from 80-100 people I DJ IN 8-10pm EST TIME. If you can come and help me out and invite everyone you know I would appreciate it.
The Divine
The sunlight cascades through stained glass, creating an unearthly hue. She stands before me, basking in the glory of the illumination, Her gaze heaven bound. There was something etched in her devoted eyes, Something strangely familiar: The determined joy, The awe of magnificence, The humbled faith of cradling hands. In her I could see through the window of my own soul, The iridescent light that shines from within. But the essence of the shared spirit is suddenly overshadowed by the rooftop. I recoil at the framework that entombs the higher truth. Careful not to disturb the holy hush, I exit the paradigm. And full of the divine, I walk into the unstained light.
2)married Life
Ok here\'s ya another of my 3 i will post today! I have a girlfriend I have been dating over a year now and really happy with her.WE exspect to be married in person(real life)soon. I LOVE HER TO DEATH!nuff said! Shayla Ann Stephens is they life girlfriend and all I desire are even think of ARE about! SHAYLA I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BABY! ok secret admires next stay tuned! NOT so happy Hippie
My Poetry
How Engineers Spoil Christmas!
How Engineers Spoil Christmas There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million. according to the population reference bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west, which seems logical. This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him to get ba
1) Stalkers
OK here it go's!!!! WFT is a stalker? someone who can't get someone on there on so they gotta stalk someone? Did god NOT give u 2 fucking hands? Please ur dam self and leave people the fuck alone they ALL got better shit to do besides fucking with u and living there lifes in fear BEACUSE of ur sorry pansy pussy ass's. Get a god dam life and leave people anlone u bunch of fucking pussy ass pansy's. The one u want don't want U NO big fucking deal find another and leave them in peace to live there lives WITHOUT ur bullshit! U wanna stalk someone damit cum stalk me motherfucker! I got just what u ass want a fast train to hell,first class front seat so bring ur ass 's on and get u sum I got way more than u will ever want! I am not fucking scared of ur pussy ass and will take u right out and send u right on to hell where ur faggot ass belongs! IF THIS IS WHAT U WANT HIT ME UP I WILL GIVE U MY ADDRESS AND/ARE MEET UR ASS!!! now that i got that out the way got sum more things to ge
Come Check Me Out .
I'm for auction still it ends on Monday morning. Place a bid on me . I'll rate all your pic's , stash , add you to my profile for a month . Leave you daily comments for a month . If you want a personal phone call . It's all in fun . Have a great weekend . Plus check out all the others that are up for auction also .
My Comp
my bro might b taking his comp back so i wont b on 4 a while if he does:(( tty when i get me own comp i might not have a comp after 2day 4 a few weeks or so ill miss u all :( i dont have a computer right now but i will blog when i get one.
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face t
Snowball Fight
Turn up the volume - DON'T hit Santa - He will yell at you - Move mouse so that the target shows right on the people, click and to throw your snowball.....enjoy - Remember -Don't hit Santa
Bambi's Birthday
Hey , I am A whole 33 now its my Birthday whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......Lmao
Are You Native American
It is not blood that makes an Native American It is the soul. Too many... with fire of Native blood... walk ignored. Do not say I am Apache or Kickapoo, Do not say I am Sioux or Cherokee, Say.... I am of the Mother Tribe. This is the pain of our children, To return from the stars without a home or community, A tribe lost returns... scattered in the wind. Those who hear must unite and reap the seed of this return. ONE tribe...ONE Earth...ONE Heart...ONE People. Those with ears must build a fire and give thanks this night. Be united with ONE soul. Oh, my Children come home Teachers step forward without fear You are real.
How I Feel
How can I save you When I can't even save myself Oh, you want me A number of different ways Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself Now you want your Own sick requiem Cry, don't you? Oh, you want to.. Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself How can i save you When I can't even save myself Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chain
Contest Reminder
Hello, just a reminder that the Holiday Contest starts tomorrow at 9 P.M. Eastern. As a bonus, the person with the most actual ratings will receive 10,000 Fubucks. If anyone else wants to join the contest please send me an email. Thanks everyone who has joined so far. Have fun and good luck! Just want to say thanks to all the people who joined the contest and to all who have voted and left comments on their favorite contestant so far. Have fun and good luck!
Native Prayer
Prayer to the Seven Sacred Directions Ancestors of the the East, each day you bring us new light so that we may grow in wisdom. We have been waiting for the time when your light would shine in the hearts of all people. Then they would remember the Original Instructions that were written in our hearts since the beginning of all things... Now is that time. Great Spirits of the South, your warm winds have sent us your love and the abundance from Mother Earth. We have always sought to walk in balance and harmony, knowing that all our needs would be met. The power and wisdom of this path is not easily understood when the mind is taught inside boundaries and the heart is closed to the soft wind of spirit. Open the heart of those who follow the way of the mind. Medicine Powres of the West, in the darkness of night you have sent us dreams to see deep inside our hearts, to learn how to walk in a good way. We see the beauty that hides behind each moment and discover the Great Mystery th
Xmas Ban
No More
I Think It May Be Time For Me To Leave FUBAR Soon...I Do Have To Wait For My VIP To Expire Before I Leave..But Most Likely When It Does Expire I Am Leaving.. So If You Want To Continue To Keep In Touch..Let Me Know..
Did You Know?
Did you know?.... Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "nat
Dec. 14, 2007
The trouble with asking questions is, Sometimes you get answers you don't wanna hear. Some people touch your flesh, Others hold you close, Some only pass with a glance, ONE will touch your very SOUL! TheUnLoved 12-14-07
Family List And Pic's
This Year In Review
2007 is quickly fading away and 2008 is upon us....time to look back at all thats happened.... Hillary Clinton announced her candicy for presdent. Our Troops are still over in surprise. The Simpsons Movie hits the Theaters and grosses Very High. WWE Superstar Chris Beniot is found dead in is Atlanta Georgia Home as well as his wife and child. WWE Champ John Cena suffers a torn Pectoral muscle and is forced to drop the title. D-Generation X Reunites, Triple H and HBK run rampant over the WWE We lost some major Players on my side My Father Carl "pops" Kinter Dies Jan.9 2007 of a Stroke at the age of 50. My Grandmother Irene Edwina Zondlewski dies of many medical reasons on jan 31 2007 at the age of 73. Cousin Andy Benner Dies in His Home in Texas due to a heart attack this past november at the age of 53. Friend Steve "mercedes" Gallant Dies in his sleep this past July at the age 0f 38. (More to come)
Native American Stories
John Okemos was born in Shiawassee County in the 1770's, along the Looking Glass River near Knagg's Station. He camped and farmed along the Grand River from Portland, Michigan to the Red Cedar in Okemos, Michigan. John Okemos became chief of the Grand River Band of Chippewa (Ojibway) Indians. Other newspaper accounts and histories of Okemos have him listed as a chief of the Ottawa tribe. His uncle was reported to be Chief Pontiac. Okemos was first mentioned in white man history books in 1796, when he took to the warpath on Lake Erie. Okemos and 16 others enlisted with the British and acted as a scout against the Americans. One morning they lay in ambush near a road cut for passage of American Army and supply wagons. A group of American troops approached and the Indians immediately attacked. Many other American troops joined the battle and the Indians were defeated. They suffered many sword cuts and gashes. Okemos reportedly received a saber wound which severed his shoulder bla
Spirit Warrior~w.s.w
Honey Bear How's it Going I'm the Co-Founder Wolves of Wiccan Society We are Currently taking Aplication's for Bombers.If your interested Please send a Friend Request to Myself, Lord Wolf, + Stormwomen40 Links Below an Blog Links Ty Blessed Be Honey Bear: Stormwomen40: Lord Wolf Profile Link: Wolves of Wiccan Society Headquarter's Profile Link: Lord Wolf Blogs: Wolves of Wiccan SocietyHeadquarters: Officers: Wolves of Wiccan Society Bombers~Spirit Warrior Levelers Lord Wolf Honey Bear Stormwomen40 I have Also Asked Bugsieb a Position.As Official Personalized Tag Creator,Wolves of Wiccan Society.She would be Issued a Triple Wolf Morph,Made from 2 Wolves of her Choice.If she is to Except.She Produces Some Ki
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Could Use Some Help
I can use some help customizing my new lounge...also Hiring DJ's etc....its open now...butI wont promote till ready..any comments or suggestions would be helpful
Come join me for my first time back in almost 10 days. I will be on the air from 4-6 PM ET. Come request your favorite songs. We all play all requests all genres. DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
Ok so I now have a little over 900 comments which I pretty much habeen working on alone today so please come help me out in my giveaway and help me bomb my pic for me to get a 7 day blast Please I would love to get this in time for my 28th birthday which is in 13 days Remember it doesn't end until I get the 1500 comments that I need so all help is greatly appreciated and all love will be returned So please come on by and help me bomb my pic just click the link below and bombs away Thank you So my birthday is coming up its on the 25th of march and I would like if my friends would make me a birthday salute or a birthday pic or both if you want and I will post it Send me the pic t and I will put them in my folder that I made titled Birthday Salutes Ok so who is up for it For everyone who donates to me getting spotlight I will make a salute for can either tell me what you want to say on the salute or I can just make it the way I want to But please donate to
Today In Native American History
I learned this morning that I have lost a very good friend. He passed on Christmas Day. I know he will follow his new path well. He will have a great journey. He lived his life as a human being. He was strong, honest and loved all that lived. My heart cries out to his wife and family. They loved him so very much. I know he is going to a better place and I know his path will be a great one but I feel so sad and will miss him very much. I will always honor him and pass his stories on. You will always be loved Al, loved always forever and ever forever. May you rise from our mother. Follow your path, you will live in our hearts forever. Dark Mountian 1. One never forgets to acknowledge a favor, no matter how small. 2. Day and night cannot dwell together. The white mans religion was written on tables of stone. Ours was written in our hearts. December 15, 1970: Blue Lake was returned to the Taos people many years after the U.S. government seized it from t
Train Ride
Emily boarded the train as always with her long jacket on and her earphones playing her favorite songs as loud as possible to drown out the hustle and bustle around her. The commute into the heart of the city was a long and boring trip each day for her. This particular day was a bit different. She spotted a younger man sitting across from her. He was in his early 20’s with short brown hair and wore a dark business suit with a brightly colored tie. Unknowingly her mind began to wonder and think about this young man. She thought about how her dark brown skin would look against his pale body. She tried to shake the images out of her head but they just kept coming back. Before she knew it, her pussy was soaking wet thinking about this stranger’s lips all over her body. “What are you doing?” she asked herself. Her body took over and she felt her nipples hardening as they swelled within her bra. She moved her hand inside her jacket by removing it from the sleeve and using the
Your tied up to a bed/chair and blindfolded by your lover. What would you want them to do? Or use on you? What would you want to experience? Be honest, be creative. Guys or girls welcome to answer. And I'm not even talking about sexual things. I'm talking about smells and textures, feelings and sensations. Fear, anticipation, comfort, safety.
Waiting For Internet
In an effort to establish a better internet connection, I have been wating for the service techs. It is highly annoying. One, I have to skip out of work in the middle of the afternoon for these jokers; two, this is the second time I have done this (first time no one showed up); three, I feel as though I will expirence the same thing this week; four, I really don't even want the internet anymore; five, if I get this cable connection I will have to cancle my other connection and that will more than likely be a pain in the ass. Hmmmmm.....while I wait, maybe I'll play some music, or eat some nachos.
So again..ive been lied to by another guy. A guy who i thought was true and honest..i use to look forward to seeing him out and about and now i could give two fucks less if i see him.
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Ready To Meet Someone Special
who will write happy b-day CLV on there boobs or somewhere on there body for me for my b-day tomorrow? :)
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Take the Drink Quiz at!Make Your Own Quiz
Okay I just made pancakes for the first time in wow like 10 years. Okay i suck. I am twenty three years old i should know how to make pancakes. But i dont. I mean i made them so bad the dog doesnt even want any. How sad is that?
Is there a way to organize the albums in my photos in an order i would liek to keep them??? If so let me know!! Thanks!!
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----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO
Fuck Buddy
The Sound Of Beauty Crashing.
shades of black swallow emotions once wrapped in blinding light. this is a massacre divine. dig out the heart to sever the beating....drag the muscle across the floors of an empty shell once thriving with serenity. scrape the pupils always fades anyways. understand that there is a constant sense of despair...and that despair is the only thing that never walks away. alone is all we ever are. to be numb is a blessing misunderstood. an oblivion of emotionless nothings only make it easier to cope. life is beautiful in the sense that beauty is a faux. let's be honest here....LOVE is the lie. [post script] this is in dedication to love lost after years of tranquility. i felt that i had to get this off my chest.
Mistletoe Kiss
New Mgr Of Hott
i chose 2 luv u n silence, 4 n silence i find no rejection. i chose 2 luv u n ur loneliness, 4 n ur loneliness no 1 ownz u but me
I Want Movie Queens And Big Rock Stars
My Christmas Card To You
The Road
The road is hard and long Our journey has only just begun The sounds in the car are of music Each bump in the road Every motor vibration is felt The space between us is limited The void there seems like you are miles away The sun is peering down on us as we navigate the road Cars and trucks passing us by Eighteen-wheelers linger over as we pass them by The combination of voyeurs and sounds Feelings and warmth I am drawn to be near you Your smell is enticing My lips press against your neck The softness of my lips pressed against the throbbing of your heartbeat Brings a tingle to my insides As I press myself as close to you as I can My hand resting gently on your thigh Through the corner of my eye, I see a smile cross your face The heat of your body beneath my hand reminds me of your touch I begin to rub the inside of your thigh Brushing up and down just enough for you to sense it through your jeans Each pass I brush upward a little more I feel how much you are en
New Mgr
hi all! Big Daddy carl here! im the new mgr of hott and i wanna keep this team going so i need everyones help! first i you guys can start getting folks to join our team it will make our jobs easier! 2 if any one of us get in a contest please let us know so we can help! last but not least thank you to all the people who did not give up on us! i like bombing and it can be a fun thing so dont burn yourself out thats how people quit so just do as much as you can and remember to pass the word out that we need members!! thanks bdc
Flashback By:Ministry I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna break his face I'm gonna crack his skull I'm gonna kick it all in I'm gonna break his legs off I'm gonna rip his head off and then shit down his neck and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker coz i hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her pneumatic drill right through her chest bedroom punching right through the rest I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer and then watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her I'm gonna rip her flesh I'm gonna piss in her face I'm gonna rip her open and then hit her with mace I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her cry I'm gonna watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback I hate her flashback laugh like a motherfucker
When They Get Older
Fuck Buddies
Fuck Buddy
Sex Education Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out... "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!" ****************************************** Stop Following Me! A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...BUMP BUMP BUMP! He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heel
Car Rape....... Lmmfao!!!
i was a TOP PROMOTER TODAY!!! #8 (PIX IN ON FUBAR FOLDER FOR PROOF.........!!) IT'S NOW SAYING THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYONE TO JOIN????!!!! WTF???????? on my way back home last night, after a long day of driving and witnessing my first grandbaby being born, my car got raped by the state police and their dog!! lol they asked me if i was running drugs!! hehehehehehe well, my history of working for attorneys and judges, i was being a smartass (as usual) and told em to search w/e they wanted to and give me a cup to pee in!!! (short version) lol they didn't like me much and i can't figure out why!?! hahahaha after 35 mins of searching in, out, under, etc everything in my car, they had to let me go, reluctantly, and I told them to be safe, and left!! It really was funny to me, I couldn't help but laugh! Don't get me wrong, I love the cops, they do a job that I wouldn't do, for a lot of ungrateful people, and risk their lives for me. BUT HAVING SAID THAT, I've been pulled
So i dont mean to be an ass. Dont wanna offend people too much. But there are an abundence of very large women out there. now, they have ways to make one or two pics look like they are not so big. but then you continue to look at full body shots ( if they even have any ) and it blows you away. I understand big women, and men, need lovin too...but damn. I dont want a twig, a little cushion is great. but i deffinately dont want a chik thats bigger than i am. im not quite sure where im going with this. just bored. i know some big women have health issues, and thats why. but if you're in your 20's, drop the food and go out and exercise.
Used Up
Used Up Is this me? This hard husk These pieces of road kill Hardened in the sun No blood left No life No joy No hate No love No hope Is this me? This used up piece of life Lying on the floor Walked over Stepped on Forgotten I feel nothing as you drive over me I’m just a speck in your rearview mirror
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You Think Your Pics R Private???
I just had some weirdo send me a link to two of my pics which are available to friends only. He wasn't a friend and sent a link directly to the picture without any black screen, scrolling bars or ratings. I blocked him and then he goes to another account to send me this: I contacted support but obviously there is a backdoor to everyones pics on this site and needs to be fixed. I know its a public site but we do have the option of what is public and what is private.
What's Going On???
Well, No plans for Friday! OPEN! Sat. Riding with Brad to G'ville. He's got a VA appt. Sat. Nite! OPEN! Hollar!
Open Minded
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm deaf in my right ear. 2. I'm an American living in Canada. 3. I'm violently allergic to pineapple. 4. I have never gone to the same school for more than 2 years. 5. I am a control freak. 6. I have a thing for chicks in glasses. 7. I hate filling these things out!!!!! 8. I was given a 30% chance of survival when I was born. 9. I hate feet. 10. I love to read. I tag Wycked Wytch, Slave Cherie, Blondie, Sweet DD and ETNDom My wife and I have an open relationship and we are very upfront about it with most everyone we become close with and want to get to know. Because of this I've been get
Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you
Oh My!!!
Moments & Thoughts Frozen In Time
STOP!!! and take a moment with me……. Close your eyes…… and remember……. Remember that first moment…… the first moment you saw her….saw him Can you see it? Now fall deeper…. deeper into that moment…… feel her…..feel him reach….Reach out…. With your soul….. Are you there? Her smell….his smell… INHALE and hold Savior it, relish in it… Freeze it, take a picture…. Remember…. the first touch…a hug…a hand….a body Now….are you still with me? Are you still with her? Are you still with him? OPEN!! What do you see? I see….I feel…I know…. Eyes wide open I SEE!! You are real. With me…away from me…but IN me You and I are WE….. Can you…… I reach…I touch….I connect WE connect It is that moment…this moment those moments….. future moments….. I know…I KNOW…you me we Alone…together Far and so CLOSE always I know…you know…. The little things….. still alive….feeling…touchi
I was told I was the most hated woman on Fubar due to a friend of mine!! Hate me or love me either way you are thinking about me. Why can't you ask me the questions if you want to know something instead of hating on me. All the advice I can give you dumb ass haters is, "Don't hate the player hate the game". This bitch knows how to play the game and play it well. So, all yal haters back the fuck off of me. More eComments
Skin Almost Touching Skin
Sitting there so handsome Body so masculine Standing before you Heart begins to race The room dimly lit Images from the television Dance light and color around the room Eyes fixated/focused Kneeling before you Sliding between those thighs Muscles tense Moving in close Eyes meet The smell of your cologne draws me in Inches from your neck Eyes closed Inhaling deep to take you in Lips quivering so close to the skin Hearts so close, beating as one Your hand brushes the hair from my face The gentle touch sending shivers down my spine Cheeks so close now Warm breathe across my ear Senses on alert Body excited with anticipation The almost touch of skin on skin Heightens the lust, the desire Bringing heat to the passion within Time stops This moment lasts With skin almost touching skin
Let Me Let Go
i was so in love with this guy on here and yes we both did stupid shit but hey we are only human ... right anyway we both moved on i tried to get him back or even be his friend and all he did was hurt me and call me names so i have come to realize that i guess the song you cant make a heart love someone you can only tell it what to do is true so this song let me let go is how i feel i want to let go thats all i have left to do now!
i hate haveing so many emoations so many half the time its hard to control i hate haveing a heart its a wounder as so many times its been broken it still finds ways to remend its self i wish i could just rip that fucker out onces and for all so i will never follow it again haha too bad i wish i did not hvae eyes to see thu all the lies alot of people have told me ether on here or offline i wish i never had a brain so to think and alwasys Doubts everything very few people ether on here or offline i trust its very hard for anyone to gain my trust and if you fuck up onces no matter what you do its even more harder to gain it back iam not one of those people who will forgive iam very hard headed and thats becuse of the shit i went thu in life everytime i think i got something good in my life there alwasys something takeing it right away just as fast as i got it and here a really damn good ? why the fuck cant people take you for you specialy if they fall in love with you if you fall for
The Watch
Today our navy has given most of the pomp and circumstance, the honors, traditions, and ceremonies back to history…time does not give us the freedom to do these things from the past…but, we still have to stop all engines, lay about smartly, and drop anchor to pay homage to one of our shipmates going ashore. To honor the years served, the guidance, the leadership, the friendship and the expertise that this shipmate has freely given. This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the
I am going to see Chris Rock live at the Fox in Detroit on feb 29th!! :D I have never seen a live comedian and he should be a great fist! I hope it will be a really funny show!!! I'll let everyone know how it was :D Well today is the day I am leaving for michigan to see nanners again :D! I moved up the date cause there is a big snow storm coming on saturday and I didnt want it to get delayed! So I bought a ticket for today :D. I am so excited to be going to see nanners today I hope the flight goes smooth with out any delays! I will be spending christmas with nanners and that makes me soooo happy I cant wait see you in Michigan!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the p
So I am about to go to bed here shortly. Well lately as some of you that I am close to know..Im not having any luck with men. They are a bunch of fucking morons. (No offense) Just my personal opinion. Why is that a damn man thinks he can lie and get away with it? Then when he gets caught he still wants to lie to your face? I just don't understand why can yens just be truthful? Im not saying all men. Please don't take this to heart...It is just me writing and ranting. I know women are like this too. I like to kick their teeth down their throat if I could. Im just so tired of being fucked over. What is truthly wrong here? Im not bad looking. Im a decent person. I have a sense of humor. Im not all about the damn drama. The only things I exspect is for him to faithful and not lie. Maybe I can't hang on to one because Im not easy. Could that be it? Do you men really like easy chicks? Is it all about the pussy? Im just curious that is all. If someone could give me some input I'd be grateful.
"the Piss And Moan"
I need a drink my mouth is dry and I'm thirsty....anyone want to quench it for me?
A Little About Me . . .
My Parents - - With the State's assistance, they are clean and detoxed, afterward I sent them both to counseling . . . currently they are property managers. They manage one of my complexes and several others in the San Diego Area. They still live in my original house, the house I bought to gain guardianship of my siblings. My Sister (the oldest of my remaining sibling) - - She has her accounting degree and works in an accounting office of one of our military bases. She married to an Italian (who is also my mom's cousin) and they have one son - - three months older than my son. They currently live in the house right next door to my original house. My younger brother - - Still lives in my original house . . . he dropped out of high school and don't work . . . I blame myself . . . what could I have done to motivate him . . . I set him up with interviews . . . opportunities . . . including college education (I had a college fund set-up for all my siblings), but since he didn't gr
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Lifes Circle
everyone runs around so called life as if they look for something satisfaction as u might say but in the end they end up were they started an they are satisfied because the fact of the matter is human potential tests itsself without any help because of the will to do something and when u act apon this will u acheive satisfaction
This Is Garbage Grow Up
Once Again...
Ok...its my 5th profile.. I have changed everything I can... name, email addy, pic..everything... so once again.. I see how long this one takes before i get delted once again...
Just Stuff For Others To Know! Or Not!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean? alone with my love, Tenderness and kindness,embraces me like a glove, the twinkle in his eye, That special look just for me, Enlightening my life, imprisoned,but yet free... Inspired by his genital touch, Deep within mt soul, craving oh so much, Feeling all this love
Life And Times Rants And Raves
For along time now Halloween has been my favorite holiday before that when the kids were growing up it was Christmas. This year it will be Valentines Day. Most girls are brought up with this dream, fantasy of one day meeting the perfect someone where everything just fits like it was always supposed to be. Their soul mate, their best friend above and beyond all friends, their other half, mind, body and soul. I to had that dream at one time but life took it's twists and turns and I found myself married for 13 years in a marriage that was just convenient and not really love at all. I raised the kids, cooked the meals, cleaned the house, worked full time and did it all with a smile on my face like it was all great. I was everyone's clown and I played the part well but inside I was alone. With the kids grown and gone there was nothing left to hold on to about 6 years ago on my bday it ended. I thought this was the worst birthday anyone could have and I wouldn't ever celebrate it like most p
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Hairy Or Hairless
All of my life I've heard women give different views on the subect of men and their body hair ... so, I've decided to get a definitive answer about whether or not you like men to have it or if you want us to be hairless ...
Top 10 Country Songs
Love And Life
a lot of people think i ignore them in the shoutbox.. for those of you who do not know.. i am still in the dinosaur days of dial up. i apologize in advance for any inconveniences this may cause, lol. be patient, dammit!!!!!
My Affair With Christy 2006 - 2007
Originally posted in Myspace on Friday, July 06, 2007: Prologue to an Epilogue To my readers: I apologize if you were shocked by reading my blogs. I know that it's a lot to take in (seeing someone's life splayed across the screen in such a raw and unabashedly shameless manner) about someone you really have never met – or, to those of you who do know me – about someone you thought you knew. I don't blame you if you think ill of me after reading those words or if your inclination is to judge me harshly and not to communicate with me further. I truly would understand. My intention was never to paint myself as a victim and garner sympathy in those blogs so I was intentionally brutal and forthcoming in my relating of the events. My main intent was to - as candidly and objectively as possible, unfettered by unnecessary emotion - lay the facts out as they occurred and tell my story with Christy and let people judge me, judge US, for what we are, not what we portend to be. In so doing
My Christmas Tree
Help Me
I only need like 22,000 comment to win my happy hour. PLEASE come and help me get this finished. I AM CALLIN ALL NBDS PLEASE I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY OF YOU. All my firends when you have time PLEASE help me get this over. THANKS SO SO SO MUCH...Just click the PIC..I'll thank you all and return the love I SWARE!!
Out Of Town For The Weekend!
General Information
I haven't been posting much here.  I've been more interested in posting at my official blog, the Seeds of Utopia.  (I probably need to change the name though, since Utopia will be a long time in coming.)Anyway, there's a news story about a group calling itself Anonymous going after the Church of Scientology.  (During a period of my life, I myself looked into the group, but decided it cost too much.)There's a video declaration of their war here:Should be fun to watch.Be sure to visit my websiteJohn U. Seed's Seeds of Utopia A few weeks ago, I posted about how one of our cats was gone for a while and came back near death.Well, we've been giving her her medicine, feeding her canned food (with some dry between meals), and letting her rest.She's doing MUCH better now.  She has walked into and out of her little hidey-hole we made for her.  She jumps up on the bed.  She walks over to us, rubbing against us to pet her.  And she even meows for her food.It's a little harder to giver her her medi
Ayla{{Ladies Only}}@ fubar You guys have to check out this profile if you already havent! This person is using photos of Jennifer Gardner/Affleck and passing it off as herself..what's really funny is that people have no clue. Alot of the photos that are being used are the tabloid shots when the photographers snap celebs out and about doing normal activities. People are so messed up sometimes that they have to pretend to be someone else but cheers to then because I got a kick out of it
Friends Pray For A Friend
MyHotComments Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's. / HotFreeLayouts cory yeung was hit by a car while riding his skate board. Cory is now paralized. Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's.
Cleaning Up Profile
Not active Fubar friends and fans, it's going to be an all day job. Plus I have to take my daughter to the doctor she's a little under the weather and can't keep anything down. poor baby.
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. HEY EVERYONE JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS SINCE IT IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU ALL EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES, AND DONT FORGET THE NEW YEAR.. PARTY IT UP.. HAVE A BLAST AND DRINK ONE FOR ME !!!
Merry Christmas
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AND I WANTED TO SHARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE FUBAR FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. PLEASE ADD, FAN, AND RATE THESE WONDERFUL GUYS AND GALS. -ÅnØnŸmØü§- In§TïgÅTØR @ 504 BØürbØn §TrëëT@ fubar ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~Fu-Owned by Jak@ fubar Ser William ~ Fu-Husband to Slave Princess & Seductive Princess & FU Fiance to Submissive Princess@ fubar *Firechief*/ Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties*/ Officers PLZ READ THE BLOG@ fubar *§qµ¡®t* *Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties* *Fu-Owned by Bad Santa aka Dragonryder*@ fubar Fantasia~2nd Alarm Hottie Member~@ fubar []D [] []V[] []D ju[]ce@ fubar ((BLUE)) MEMEBER OF HOTTIES R US@ fubar ToyMaster@ fubar
Dhali's Purple Lounge
Fart Dance
Sexy & Romantic Glitter Graphics From S E X I L U V . C O M"
Just Letting Everyone Know ;)
Just letting everyone especially sisterhood and the ones i am closest to on here.To know that I will be in orlando on vacation wont be coming back til wednesday. Cant wait a much needed deserved vacation. Wishing everyone a great weekend, mu@@@h!
My Bloggy
Up in my scrolling bar tab area, I just saw that some guy rated my photo a 10. Ewwww!!! And he was really butt ugly, at a mutant level as well. Trailer park ugly. I'm freaked. So, I'm pulling my photo into friends only. I pretty much have some good woman friends anyways. So, Pacman is going back up as my profile photo. Ewww!!! I love this song I have been hearing lately on XM Beats Per Minute channel. It is called 'Amazing' by Seal. Its intense and beautiful. "Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean" Seal is a musical force to be reckoned with. And he didn't follow the herd. I can respect that.
A Hug
i apologize to everyone on here for not being on much lately. i take the word "friend" very seriously,so i feel badly that i can't be around much right now. the holidays are very stressful for many people, and i've been trying to be a shoulder to lean on for 3 of my friends that are going through emotional issues. unfortunately my being there for them was not enough for 1 of these friends, as the pain they were feeling became too great for them to handle and they ended their life. i know you're thinking there is help, they are getting professional help, but thats not always enough! they also need people who care enough to listen to them. i do feel like the other 2 are getting through it. it's just going to take some time, alot of love, understanding, and patience. maybe this blog sounds like i'm looking for a "pat on the back " or a "your such a wonderful person " , but i wish someone would have been there to help my brother [ he committed suicide when i was a kid],
Biopsy Today
Well I went for the Biopsy and this Doc said she needed to run more tests before she did it.She did another ultrasound and said there was many nodules but since my Doc never sent the blood work and test results she couldn't tell which were "cold" and which were "hot" nodules She also said the thyroid was swollen and lumpy which may be a sign of an autoimmune disease. So more blood work and more tests. All I care about is getting the medication to stop the weight gain.Cut off what you want Doc,I'll weigh less then,lol. In a few minutes I'm on my way to the hospital for a biopsy on my thyroid.The recent ultrasound revealed multinodules. Due to this condition I have gained weight which some people on here seem to think is a good reason to make fun of people.WISH ME LUCK!
Don't download the photo morphing software from the links on the photo pages, it's loaded with spyware/adware! I'm freaking pissed! Now I'll go download Adaware to disinfect my HD! So much for global warming! First ice, now snow...I hate winter.... No offense but I'm not adding friends if we haven't "talked" (chatted) at least once. I'm not in the "see how many friends I can get contest". It's silly. Become my fan if ya want, but unless u want 2 get 2 know me...we ain't friends...
She Now 5 Years Old!!! Oh No!!!
To my beloved daughter and best friend.HAPPY BIRTHDAY SchweetlePea All my life I had a dream that I would someday have a little girl. One that would look up to me and know I am always there for her. One that would see in me what no one else would ever see. Here you are another year older and another year smarter. You learned some lessons that a child should never have to learn. You've supported me when I needed support the most. Lifted my spirits when I was sad with those stong hugs of yours. I will never forget the Love you give me. I am forever gratefull. Every year this day hits and it feels like a part of me inside dies, just think that someday, I will have to hand you over to a man that better hope he treats you right, because he will have Papa to deal with if he doesn't. Sammy,, you are the greatest thing a proud Papa could ever want and hope for. I love you so much it hurts. You are my world, my breath and my heartbeat. I could never give you what you've given me, but I am sure
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For Tracie; My Lace
Lost In Love - Air Supply
Merry Christmas
To all my Democrat friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that Americais necessarily greater than any other country nor the only Americain the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the ra
Cancer.. Ugh
I just found out that I have liver cancer. I am scared to death and I do not know what to do. The doctor said that I have 3 months to live. He said there are some alternatives to do, some of which are.. going thru Chemotherapy, giving me an injection of alchohol in the tumor, and there is a chance I could get a transplant, but it is very risky. He said it could be awhile to wait for a liver as well, a healthy one. Idk what to do im scared, and clueless. What should I do ? A: Just let life take its course, and whatever happens, happens. B: Go thru Chemo, lose all my hair, get the injections, and hope for a transplant. Feel free to comment me, thanks !
Just Only About Meee!!!
pls need your comments about me pls write sth plss
Christmas Adventure With Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun. "Where
Steelers Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you
hello everybody just sending out my fubar love out to all my friends...have a great christmas and have a happy new year...hope to chat with you all again..add me to your yahoo messenger at If your going to add me as a friend then really be a friend instead of a stranger. I hate those who just make comments on my pics just to get cherry points. I should be one of your top ten friends mainly who I the kind of guy any woman would or should want as a good friend or maybe more but I dont see anybody wanting to do anything with me except for draining cherry points from me...take a look at my pics..rate them then chat with me...add me to your yahoo messengers friend list at c-ya there. you really know who your friends are when it comes down to it!!!
hello to all come visit me in my its not finished but looking for friends who can come joing me i need greeters ,bartenders,if interested in helping me im posting a meeting let me know if and when can you make it this is my link now reply and lets have fun this is my link to my profile you can rate add me fan me and join me in here target=_blank>the rattler@ fubar
~ Today Is My Birthday ~
~finally got my freedom from outside influences controlling and preventing myself to be the complete slave i am instinctively for myMaster, even though He has patiently waited with me all these 4+ years now,,,,,,now He can come and move me, His property, in with Him in O/our apartment in Michigan to forever be with Him@His feet where i thrive and belong,,thank You myMaster for loving and wanting me as one of Yours in Your life and heart,,,,,,Your myEverything,,,,,,,,,~ Your deeply devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]
first you get the red from the fire buring. then you get the blue from the oceans whirling. next you get the green from the grass that stands still. and then the orange from the sun on the hill. you get the yellow that makes everyone smile. and last the purple from the sparkling nile. when you get all the colors which is such a great task. you get the greatest gift. a love that last. for ever insult, there is someone looking in the mirror at themselves. for every boast is an unsure person seeking reassurance. a superficial skin that cannot withstand an obvious flaw. the line between meeting someone and falling in love. breathe in air that has the same value as the person that just used it. remember and learn from he past, but dont live or dwell in it. are we destined to destroy are selves based on the fact that humans are drawn to hurtful experiences? this is true. any person that you really love or have loved has probably hurt you in some way. they bad mome
Losing Friend
Well, I dont know how to really start this other then to just go at it. I am not a perfect person. Never claimed to be. I pride myself on honesty, faithfulness & loving the ones that are in my life. I have a job that I have had for 2 yrs now & although the money or the hours isnt all that great, I love my job. I was in a really bad Marriage for 10 yrs of my life, that resulted in 2 wonderful, beautiful children..they are 8 & 10. I stayed single for almost 3 yrs after my divorce, mostly dated, but no relationships until almost 3 yrs ago. I met a younger man who did me dirty, but taught me alot. During this relationship, I made some friends that made an impact on my life & changed me for the better. The past few months have really been an eye opening experience for me. I have met the most wonderful man. Guy & I have had our ups & downs, but we are constantly working on things to make us better. Guy is everything I have been looking for in a man. Although, the distance is a HUG
Out Of Town
Well goen to Colorado nexy munth and dont have anyone to hang with and go snowboarden wit and show me around, but if anyone lives out there Halla at me.
Omg To Fuckin Funny
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he dares have only on
sitting in a coner in an empy room gun in one hand bullet in the other put the bullet in the chamber(come on i dare you) spin the chamber and close it. aim the gun at ur head(u knoe u wanna). pull the trigger (click) a peace of ur heart brakes off. pull the trigger agian(click)bigger peace brakes off this time(dont knoe if u can keep going (u do) pull the trigger agian (click)heart dont brake this time u just scream (FUCK)! with out knoeing it or tring u closed ur heart pull the trigger one last time (bang) ok there is a point to this and it is this love is like russun rulet (sounds odd right ) every time u pull the trigger and hear a click its not over it was the wrong person but if u give up ull hear the bang ull never be happy so even thought u hear alot of clicks keep trying and ull hear the sweet bang of love THE ESCAPE OF THE PAIN OF LIFE Don't fear me he said for I am what u wanted. I am death(the reaper)hear to end your pain. She will fade and you will die.
Psycho~chick@ Fubar
My Spot
You called to ask me back, professing you still love me I can't help but wonder how could this be when you turned your back and abandoned me You left to be with someone else now claiming to have made a fool of yourself i didn't ask you to go, it was you, who left I have forgave, but i never forgot how you said she was your high school sweetheart treated me like your love suddenly stopped It wasn't your leaving, but the way you left no thoughts of me, my kids, but only self lying that it wasn't for anyone else you hurt me deep, broke me inside for months, every day i cried now you are asking to be back in my life? you left because you wanted to go my life moved on when you clsed that door so to answer your request boo...... HELL TO THE NO!!!!! I too, have been discarded, hurt and brokenhearted I've faced some fears and shedded some tears But I've risen above with the ability to love still able to give and continue to live I started changing, my life rea
I could scream or cry or yell or pout,, I want to hate but damn it ... my coat was stolen,it held my pins and some cash, the coat itself I had for 12 years,, so yeah,,it held some sentimental value,, whatever its the whole fucking point,, it was taken out of,,anger,spite,hurt , so fucking lame,, the pins,my ID, bus pass,sure,,they can be replaced,,yeah,, I've been talking about getting a new coat anyway,,,, Its just the principle o the fact,,, fucking thieve just like the rest just like those that I wont ever hate..only despise, some will never be any different from the rest...
Its Time.......
its time to say bye bye for now as its time for me to move . will be missing for about 3- months getting everything sorted. so to all those that matter have a great christmas and new years holiday and i will see you in 2008. to those that dont matter wtf you doing in here until next time ttfn x
Why is it.. that when a good thing starts happening, someone has to go and change it? In this particular blog, I'm reffering to one of my few lounges that i'm subscribed to. When it was under a different name, it seemed really popular, and busy. Now the "owners" have gone and changed the name, and the format of the background for the lounge, and everytime I seem to go online, there's never anyone in there. WTF? (If there's spelling mistakes, I appologize .. i've had a bit to drink tonight) Just curious
these later days, I feel as if i'm on the brink of tears. I've had way to many changes in my life, and many other obstacles that have landed in my path. I feel as if I am fighting a losing battle, for every time I think things may be looking up, I get another heart shattering blow. how much can one take, before it kills them? I'm lost, brokenhearted, and teary eyed. the question is, does he care enough to notice, that i'm dying on the inside? I feel as if i'm on my last thread, and this tread is so weak, its amazing that I'm still alive and kicking. what is one to do, when they feel so alone at night, even though, the person they love is laying by there side? how is one to stand up and face another day, when all they want to do is hide away and cry? my tears will fade away in time, but what about my heart? where is the love I need? thanks for you time Lost in a web of shattered pieces Happiness is in the heart of the beholder. So with this I smile because God has my heart. In t
Artsy Fartsy Stuff
Kool-Aid Play Doh This is my favorite play doh recipe because it is easy to make, smells good and it won't harm your child if they taste it. 2 1/2 cups of flour 1/2 cup salt 2 packages dry unsweetened Kool-Aid 2 cups boiling water 3 tablespoons oil Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Mix the liquids together and pour them over the dry ingredients. Stir the mixture until it forms a ball (this may take a while - keep stirring). As the mixture cools, it will become less sticky. After the mixture has cooled, take it out of the bowl and knead it until it is smooth. Sand Casting Submitted Anonymously You will need: 1. Imprint materials, such as shells, hands, feet. 2. Wet sand. 3. Plaster of Paris, or candle wax & wicks. 4. Make an imprint in wet sand with shells, hands feet, juice cans, and the like. 5. Pour Plaster of Paris or melted candle wax into the imprint. (Insert wick if using candle wax.) 6. Remove wax or Plaster of Paris when cool and har
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Wow they must really expect you to come to this website drunk off your fuckin ass. After searching hundreds of profiles i found no VERY attractive people. i found MAYBE THREE decent people the rest were just horrible. Whyyyyy!? what are the odds. i see why this site isnt popular. I just dont get it. And your ratings of 1 against me make no difference to me, because i know they are lies. I know my picture is good, so keep sending those ratings trying to lie to yourself. Doesn't bother me none! Aaron
yeah my boss did the same shit. that mofo tried to say i was unprofessional about the way i quit after i had given him 3 weeks notice 9/02/2007 Rose: just thought I'd let you know that alec has been banned from the theater, and you should know better as a manager. John wants to know when he's at the theater, so just a heads up 10/14/2007 Rose: john hears e/t to do with alec, and james heard him say s/t when I walked away, so you better tell him to watch his threats 12/6/2007 (voicemail message)Rose: hey josh you need to call the theater or my cell because you need to talk to john or peyman about the overtime for yesterday, you clocked in at 1:49 instead of 3. Here on out it is through phone text messages. Of which I have saved all Me: because I was asked to do so by the only manager there and I did so don't change it Rose: wtf. I was asking because you didn't ask anyone for approval. John's not okay with it, and we have to explain why you have unapproved overtim
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5 Things That Don’t Piss Me Off...
Ok Christmas is quickly approaching and I'm finding it harder to shake my pissed off attitude and embrace the whole "Good will towards all" thing. Maybe I'm just getting grumpy in my old age. Who knows? Anyway to help me get into the Christmas spirit I am listing 5 things that doesn't piss me off. Here Goes... 1. Christmas candy and cookies- This of course is a no- brainer. What says "Celebrating the birth of Christ" More than a plate of Ginger bread men, candy canes, and a shot of egg nogg with about 3 times as much burbon mixed in? This reason alone makes me wish we celebrated at least every other month. 2. Dumb ass reality dating shows like "I love New York" or "A Shot at Love"- Don't get me wrong...These shows are dumb as hell but you get a bunch of people getting to know one person for like 1 hour a day then they act heart broken when they get kicked off. You always see some moron at the end of the show crying like a bitch because they picked the other slut/manwhore
Hello my love! It´s so hard to be your lover baby! You know, you even look like a doctor, every time I look for you, you are in some "doctor´s office" or on the nite-shift at some "hospital"... doctor´s office is just a way of saying it because you and I both know, that the beds you prefer are nothing like those "check-up" beds. Am I right baby? But I´m not writing to fight with you, I just want to know when you´ll be here again because I´m almost forgetting how it is to be your lover... and if you take too long, I´m going to start feeling like a wife, a betrayed wife!! Did you know when you disagre like that I start to get really worried?? Yeah well, I have to know if you´re eating well, , oh, I mean if your getting fed, oh you know what I mean!! I need to know if your not pushing yourself to far, if you´re not stressing yourself too much, because I wouldn´t like to receive you totally exhausted, right baby?? Well that´s that my love. This card is to say, I miss you a lot, and I
More About Me You Want To Know Anything Else Than Ask
I love you because you make me happy I love you because you make me feel safe and secure I love your smile I love the way you say my name I love the look in your eyes when you tell me you love me And how you laugh at me when I do something stupid, when others would put me down. I love the fact that when I'm around you I can be myself and not worry about what you may think of me, because I know you love me for who I am. No matter what my faults may be. I love being able to wake up with you by my side... It makes my days better At night I love watching you sleep, hearing you take each breath, and feeling your heart beat with the palm of my hand... reality hits that you are not a dream YOU ARE MINE. I love the way you wrap your arms around me and hold me really tight, like there is no tomorrow And I love the way I feel when your lips barely touch mine for a kiss, the love and emotions that go through me at that moment are unexplainable. I love your laugh I love hearin
For Friends
This is written for you, I want you to know I love you, I desire you, and I am sad for you. You are beautiful inside and out. Your darkest days you still find time to reach out to me whether it is to hold me or to offer a shoulder. I know you put so much faith in people online and trust them because you are a truly beautiful soul. Some trick you into believing they care only because they want something from you either a cure for their sexual needs, their emotional needs, or their feelings of inadequacies. You my delicious and true hearted friend need to stop trusting in these people. I know of 3 of your online friends whom I truly believe care for you, but the others have shown too many times they do not. Stop feeding them their desires while exhausting your own. Stop caring for those who obviously are using you for entertainment and please stop reaching out to those who only grab for your hand when THEY need strength yet failing to offer you one when you are in need. your sadness and
Sometimes I wonder about things a little to much. It seems like everywhere I turn, darkness is there. Now I'm not talking about lights being turned off. I'm talking about the evils in this world. Depression, sadness, the pain what some people call love. I honestly can say that it is hard for me to believe in it anymore. So much pain and misery. It makes me question my own faith. It seems like every time I try to make things good, darkness destroys it. So should I stay in with the darkness and find some new faith? You might say no, and try to talk me out of it, but it still makes me wonder. I know now that I will not ever be loved nor trusted no matter what I do in my life. So for here on out all and everything I do will be for me and only me. Darkness 1 me 0 for eternity. May God help me one way or the other.
The New To Fubar Blog
According to experts, I am : 84% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at I just entered Taylor in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this referid=EmailFriends&p=304697&x=.JPG and vote for Taylor. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Taylor . Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Bethany p.s. Tell your friends to tell their friends! Ok... well I joined this place and I'm looking around and I'm picking up on it. I think. But wow, this is like "myspace on crack" as one of my friends put it. i don't know if I can keep up. I'm afraid to step away from my computer... This is what happens when computers get to good people. This is what becomes of us...
Today's Rank - 109 First time I ever Ranked Thanks to Johnnydevil for getting me the screen shot. Go show him some Love. He is the Best friend to have. Johnnydevil@ fubar
I Hate Thieves
Women Suck
you women are soo full of shit. and you guys are all cunts and sluts! why do you whores make things complicated
Need Help
For almost a year now I have been in a relationship with a very beautiful and kind woman. Over this time we have had her ex black mail her and almost cost her her job. Her friends treated her like crap till I left town. I lost a house, truck and farm to go and be with her. And even here on fubar she has had a friend of hers ghost her page and steal over a million in fu bucks, delete all her pics, and do things to her and made it look like it was me for over the last two months. He has made her do things to hurt me on purpose. All just to break us up. He has her so scared she will not even put me or pics of us on her page. And after all this I am still here, wanting to marry her, love her, protect her, and hold her so high that nothing can hurt her ever again. I do not know of many men or women who would have put up with all this and still be here. So tell me am I nuts or Truly InLove? PLEASE COMMENT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!! Hello everyone, I need your help. I have entered
I Am Getting Rich!
I have made 80,000 these last 2 days..rating friend joes pics..and commenting. If you need money hes the one to go to! I have also made 5,000 by taking that what kinda drink are you survey. I took it last week... got 5,000..they sent it to me again.. so I took it and got 5,000 again..and tonite..i see where its back on my page again. LOL. So, of course greedy me..I will take it again! Hope everyone had a great day today! I am done with work today and off for 3 days!!
True Friends
can you tell who your true friends is there such a thing as true friends or are all just people we call friends but really just assoicates that we like to think is friends
Where Is Love?
Recently I read a mumms about if you think you can find love on fubar. I found it interesting the comments people made. I think that love is different for many reasons, as many as there are people and can be found in the most unusual places, even on here. Love is the most wonderful feeling we have for anyone or thing we desire. I read that for every two miles there is one person we are compatible with. Compatible isn't love but it is a good start. We get what we deserve when it comes to love. We project who we are and what we are. Knowing who we are, what we want, good self esteem, the amount of respect we have for ourselves can determine if we find real love. Lots of people think they found love, when all they found was the heat of passion, happens to mice every twenty one days. There are people who are lonely and will settle for what they think is love. People can be desperate, those are the victims. I think we all have been there at one time or another. The key is to learn f
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to
Psycho Ass People!
Ok, so there are people on here that need some serious psychological help! True Story.... So, this random guy rates me and leaves me some photo comments. Cool. Right? WRONG! Then like a week later, he sends me this message telling me how I'm too good to rate back and I must be conceited and whoop-tee-woo. I wrote him back telling him that I was at work when he rated me and I didn't even realize, rated him, La-ta-da and smoothed his feathers. (1st incidence of Capt Psycho) So Then.... He messaged me one day telling me that I should advise my best friend that just joined her to return luv.... My response... "Why do you care? It's a website! Seriously! Don't take it so personal." So, I didn't hear from him for a few days. (2nd instance of Capt Psycho) Then he messages me and tells me that I was right and he was a jerk. (DUH?!?!) Moving on.... Then I wasn't online for like a week because I've been studying for finals.... And the first night I am on (tonight) and he shouted
My Poem
So I'm fucked up inside more dead than alive Never followed the norm where I've been no one goes I kill myself for what it's worth unevenness is sin I wipe my ass with moral standards I follow what's within Always held your head high beaten up going down So you're caged in your soul keep on digging that hole Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Always willing to bleed to regain what I need I won't follow the blind I have faith in my mind I spit my hate into your face you're caged inside your soul I race the demons in my head eager to let go So you fear for your life why don't you step aside Beaten up going down eating shit from the ground Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Life won't give you anything Except the pain you feel Now it's finally closing in It's time to bleed Fuck
Witchvox Shares
The Return of the Mother Goddess (Part I) Author: Oba Omi Saide aka Felix Rodriguez [a WitchVox Sponsor] Posted: February 24th. 2008 At the heart of each religion and culture there is typically a supreme female symbol of divinity and motherhood. At times, due to the nature of the culture or the religion, it is hard to identify this symbol but, rest assured, she is always there. Catholics view her as the Virgin Mary, Hebrews call her Shekhinah, Buddhists call her Kwan Yin and Muslims refer to her as Fatima. To the Yoruba people of western Nigeria and their descendants the world over, she is referred to as Yemonya, Iyemalla or as she is most commonly known, Yemaya and, simply put, she is Mother Nature. Though there are millions of Yoruba devotees around the world, her worship in the past few decades has also spread like wildfire among Wiccans and all Pagans on both sides of the Atlantic. Such is her following that the mention of her name alone in Yoruba or neo-pagan commu
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Another New Illness To Watch Out For!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
How Too Sex?
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Students Kill & Eat Baby Raccoon
COLUMBUS, Texas - The killing, cooking and eating of a baby raccoon as part of a class in Columbus has raised animal cruelty questions. Police Chief Danny Jackson said usually the animals are dead when they're part of a wildlife management and harvesting class at Columbus High School. Jackson said the October incident apparently involved two students who took a live raccoon to school. Jackson told KHOU television that the students, "Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal." He said the youths then skinned the raccoon, cooked it and ate it. Superintendent Randy Hoyer said a substitute teacher was in the class that day and did not know any better, but it won't happen again. Hoyer said with the substitute teacher, the students in essence had permission to process the animal on site. But student Stephanie Zavala said it was animal cruelty. Columbus is a community of 4,100, located about 55 miles west of Houston.
Erotic Stories
you are laying there in bed, trying to sleep after a long stressful day at work. all of a sudden you hear the water being drawn in the bathtub with the scent of strawberry from all the candles that are lit in there. You proceed to walk to the bathroom to be invited in, you set down in the bathtub with your back up against me and I massage you down, you turn your head to kiss me. As you are kissing me, your whole body turns and you make sweet love to me with the water splashing out of the bathtub, all over the reach for one of the candles to let the hot wax drip on to my nipples. You set up on the side of the tub so that I can have my way with you by my mouth. You pull upon my hair to lead me to the bedroom. you proceed to light all the candles in the bedroom and stop and stare at me laying on the bed waiting for you. you turn the sweet sound of lite romantic music on the cd player. your towel drops on the floor and you begin to speak and telling me what you want to do to me
Meteor Shower
So tonight is the start of the meteor shower, tonight and tomorrow night. I've seen 7 meteors so far. Tomorrow night you are supposed to see Gemini next to Mars. Where Mars is I haven't a clue but I'll be looking for it. Go watch it it's really neat.
It seems to me that I can do some things right and other things I'm just no good at. I have ruined friendships, which is now very apparant to me, I have alienated people to the point that they think that I'm the one that is the problem...and then in other areas of my life, nothing could happen to make it better than it already is. I work hard, I'm a mom and a college student. I work hard at being a mom, cuz I don't think that I will ever qualify for the "best mom award"...I work even harder as a student...first because I'm not the typical college student, since it seems that Father Time insists that I have another birthday again this year (lol) and then I have to try all the more harder so that I can make it into grad school, so that I can get my masters degree... So where have I gone wrong...I mean am I that horrible of a persont as it seems to the people that I have hurt. Did I mean to hurt these people...HELL NO...but I'm not forgiven for it, do I forgive myself, no how ca
Peices Of Me
SO where has life brought me Is this my place Am I where I'm supposed to be CAn someone please tell me So why do I fell this sadness Why do I feel this pain I feel my heart tearing Pulling in different directions Can someone please tell me Where has my mind gone With all that I see Why do I feel so alone I fell trapped in my mind Please tell me why Is there something I'm missing Where has everyone gone Can no one help me please Or is this the path I have chose Can someone help me All is falling All upon my head I feel my life fleeting Why is it all slipping Can someone tell me Is anyone listening Or is this all in my mind Is salvation coming If only I could escape my mind
Quotes About Love
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry? - Unknown We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved
Back To Reality
Caught up in the words that appear on your screen Wanting to believe so much of what is seen Your heart skips a beat with each new person you meet Wrapped in illusion There becomes confusion What is real, what is fake So much of you to give and take Freely speaking words you'd often not say Hoping later, your heart won't pay You wait for that comment, or email, or shout Finding so many ways to overlook your doubt It's different this time, it has to be He's sweet, he's smart, and he loves me What's a little distance When there is no resistance What's and issue or two Love will see you through Then one day you realize its just a dream What you wanted it to be, is all you have seen Your eyes are now open and reality set it in You wake up alone, and your life is not him Though never real, your heart is still cold The emptiness takes its familiar mold And you wonder how long it is going to be Before you head back to fantasy **copyrighted 2007 W
Well yea it has finally come to the point to where i am completely tired of this place!! To all of you who i actually know and or have met through here, i thank you for all the fun memories and good times and hope to keep in touch... For those of you who still want to contact me... my yahoo is wskv3 feel free to hit me up there anytime!! Well thanks fubar for some great times and unforgetable memories most of them good.. the ones that arent will hurt for forever!! Its a new step in life... i have learned alot of the last few weeks, and for that i am a better person !! So good bye, Sean Well as i sit here wondering what the status of me and the love of my life is... i guess i have to reflect and wonder what decision i should make? Yes i love her with all my heart but when her life gets rough i feel like i get pushed back... is that how a relationship is suppose to be? Isnt it suppose to be you are there for eachother and you learn and grow from mistakes and hard times?
I'm getting my son for a few weeks, but I need your help leveling so I can post more pics soon! Come to myyearbook and help me with my battle!!
Just For Fun
PLZ Rate & Comment or maybe even buy me hearts plz?? 'Plz Rate & comment bomb for me!' @ fubar Click on the pic & help me out PLZ!!!! (CONTEST IS OVER THANKS SO MUCH TO THOSE WHO HELPED ME I DIDN"T WIN BUT THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT TIME! KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE PIMP OUT OF THOSE WHO HELPED ME THE MOST!) I've entered into a giveaway for a 1 month VIP and all I need is 10,000 comments! (Rates DO NOT COUNT) I would really appreciate any and all help at this! Also Add/Fan/Rate the host plz! 'I only need 10,000 comments for a one month VIP' @ fubar I'm also looking for someone to be my Valentine ;) So who want's to buy me hearts?
I've been distant, I know. I started a new job a couple of months ago, and I'm not adjusting well. Actually, I hate it. So, I've been trying to make it work for me until I can get a better one. I've been going to work, and passing out early. I miss my friends, and I hope you are all doing well. I didn't forget about you!! P.S. This snow is killing me already!!! xoxo Myspace Comments
Shoutbox Stuff
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The Watcher's Happy Hour
Hey Everyone! The Watcher is having a Happy Hour Friday 12-14 at 9 pm cst, 7pm pst, 10 pm est. Lets rock this Happy Hour and help him get to his next level Insider.
What Would You Do
if we meet what would you do a.shake hands b. kiss c. hug were would you want to go a. to a movie b. for a walk c. stay at my place d. eat sothing and talk if we went my place to wach movies a. would you sit on the couch with me b.sit somewere else if we went to a movie store a. would you just want your movies b. share and each get 3 c. don,t go a see whats on tv if you were with a man and it snowed that night a.would you get a motel b. stay but sleeep on the couch c. stay with me so i could keep you warm do you like a man to sleeep in a.nothing b. boxers c.don't care
Present Situation
I used to dream of eyes so blue And loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic heroins And how gracious they would be. I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle For anything less than best. I used to dream of how she would majestically Lay all fears to rest. I used to dream of fairy tales, How wondrous would they be I used to dream of story books All patterned after me. I used to dream of a lot of things, But the moment I met you, I immediately stopped dreaming, Because all of my dreams came true. the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulled
Under The Mistletoe
Am i that ugly nobody will kiss me even under some mistletoe?
i am sorry i insulted you and for the comments. can u please unblock me so i can apologize to you. i promise to be nice
Sharing The Laughter....
Joke of the Week: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this; yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she. Bonus Jokes The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning busin
My head back, hair wet against my face, I look into the darkness of my closed eyes, as I feel you pour upon me. Touching my face, neck, and shoulders; you cause me to shiver. Every sense within me heightened beyond any scale, I treasure your caress. Arms outstretched, I await your consumption of my being. The glistening you cause upon my flesh, far more intensified by the blinding passion you have instilled within me. Rage, sadness and love; a welcome turmoil. You bring every feeling inside of me to surface. Your sounds, hushing all that surrounds me, causing an awakening calm; arousal of my soul. Your touch becoming softer, I open my eyes to find a glistening, brighter world. A light shines as I watch you fade into the skies, yet again... ~Jess~
My Marriage And My Husband
My Marriage and My Husband This blog was written on Friday, March 9, 2007. When I got married I thought it would be forever. I never imagined that it would only last three months. I never thought my husband would hit me. I never thought that it would turn out that I married the wrong man. I love my husband. I'm just not in love with my husband. After a lot of tears, soul searching, and prayer I have figured out that he isn't the same man that I fell in love with. We met July 1, 2005. He told me he loved me after only a week. We made love for the first time after ten days. December 23, 2005 he proposed to me. We set our wedding date for June 23, 2007. Pastor said we had to get married sooner because we were living in sin so we married November 18, 2006. He quit his job in June, 2006. He delivered pizzas a couple nights a week to make money for his truck payment, cell phone bill, and gas. He didn't pay any of the house bills. In the fall of 2006 he got severial temporary jobs
Tequila Christmas Cookies
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try Another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just Pry it loose wit h a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila Now shift the lemon ju
What I Write Lol
The softness of her lullaby, the calming touch he knows, the smile upon her lips, but still his heart just froze. he watches her from the doorway, as she rocks their baby to sleep, her hair down around her shoulders, he hears her say and my soul to keep. he knows she is already teaching their lil one a bedtime prayer, only the nightlight glows, it outlines her and the baby, her hand lovingly stroking the lil ones face her love shows. he sees the lil ones eyes fluttered and close, watches her hold the lil babe so tender, she kisses the babes forehead, he wonders who could of sent her. she lays the babe down, turns and sees him there, smiles just as she did as she looked upon the babys face, as she places in the crib the teddy bear. he walks to her wraps his arms around her, looks over her shoulder down at the sleeping lil one, kisses her neck and whispers, look what we have done. she smiles, and holds him tight, kisses his lips, both loo
Whats In My Heart Right Now
the moon is not out and everything is dark tonight not even the stars to light my way somehow it seems that my cavern of dreams has been washed away by the salty tides of my tears or the winds of my cries everything has just dissappeared and slipped away i never knew how much i needed the darkside of the moon to guide me to light my way even my two brightest stars have dimmed without the light of the moon we stand here at the edge of the shore staring accross the waters looking for some light on the other side of the ocean hoping that he is shining brightly i don't know how to shine without the light of the moon i don't know which way to turn without his light i have nothing so i will go back to my empty cavern of dreams the crator that was once my heart and sleep hoping that one day he will rise again and light our way let this be known that i will never
Why Im Here !
New Person
hay people come and see my and tell me what u think and tell me what i need to improve on
History Of Wicca /paganism
Ostara Pronounced: Oh-stare-ah Oh-STAR-a From the name of the Goddess Eostre and her celebration Eostara that takes place the first full moon after the Equinox Also called: Lady Day, Alban Eiler (Druidic), Eostara (Teutonic), Oestara, Eostra, Eos (Greek), Alban Eilir (Druidic), Spring Equinox, Vernal Equinox, Summer Finding (Asatru), Naw Ruz (Persian New Year), Alban Elfed, Festival of Trees, No Ruz, Ostra, Rites of Spring Ostara History Lore Traditions and Customs Date: On or around March 21 Once again, night and day stand in perfect balance, with the powers of light on the ascendancy. The God of Light now wins a victory over his twin, the god of darkness. Ostara is a fertility festival celebrating the birth of Spring and the reawakening of life from the Earth. At the moment of the Vernal Equinox night and day stand in perfect balance, with light on the increase The energies of Nature subtly shift from the sluggishness of Winter to the exuberant expansion of Sp

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application Form The following questions are about yourself. Before I start with the questions, here's a little about myself. ************************************************************************ I'm 22, 6'2", 175lbs and muscular. I have a three and a half year old black lab mix named Shadow, I'm a smoker, but I don't drink. I like to take Shadow for long walks, sometimes 5-mile long walks. I currently have one tattoo on each shoulder blade, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful). I'm not one to cheat, but I will forgive some one who cheats on me once, they get a second chance, but no more. I'm a computer technician and automotive mechanic. Enough with myself, lets move onto you..... ************************************************************************ 1. What do you like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 2. What do you NOT like about
New Cummer(???)
Shadows By Alex McKenzie Am I all that I am made up to be? Or am I merely a shadow you see. Is it what I do what makes Or is that just a I shadow I see. Will I grow evermore not unlike a tree? Or will I live in the shadows I see. Am I ever to be set free? Or am I surely a shadow to be............ Any Gray Day By Alex McKenzie The dawn of another day of gray, The sky the color of dead ash. The clouds an angry smear across the sky, Threatening the silence of the morning. Street lights casting a corona around themselves, As if protecting themselves from a darkness unending. Dull and lifeless does my soul feel, When gazing into this cold morning sky. My mood darkens as do the heavens above, The clouds ready to loose their fury. My emotions following the day ever changing, The same as in the swirling gray mass above me. The dawn of a new day of gray.......... One In A Million By Alex McKenzie Gently falling upon my upturned face,
R.i.p. Patchette
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there Anger management... When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
New Business Venture
I'm working on taking my photography and trying to start my own business you can check out my webpage for it at J Keniston Photography or e-mail me at or by phone at 207-478-5118 for more information who knows if it will end up going anywhere but i figured what the hell do i have to lose.
with their boyfrineds or are thinking about leaving his sorry ass.their is one way how you can hurt a guy emotionally, ladies. if you really wanna get back at him. if you really wanna know then you have to hit me up in the shoutbox. and a skank ass tramp
Topic....Oral Sex. Ok things are going to warm up so pay attention.... He should start with kissing her tummy working his way to her thigh's then with your tongue start with long strokes nice and slow to the tip of your tongue - like your licking an ice-cream take your time and make sure to explore slowly drawl her lips into your mouth and tease them with your tongue. Then move to her c.l.i.t once again long strokes with your tongue then switch to the tip circle it then lightly flick it with the tip of your tongue every so often increase then pressure then pull back watch for her reactions closely. Next take her c.l.i.t into your mouth gently suck on it as you circle it all around over the top with your tongue. Now is where you can be a little playful she at this point should be getting closer and closer this is where you can pull back a little allow your warm breath envelope c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s - kiss her tummy slowly and passionately – allow her to anticipate what is co
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,people from Kentucky, Tennessee, western Maryland & Pennsylvania, as well as West Virginia will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does
Tinkerbellez Dream Lounge
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal: 1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sist
Video Blogs!
videos of my husband from 2008
1. Through deserts of glass, And cities pummeled into so much trash, Where things crawl in new shapes, And odd vines choke the decrepit earth, I will find you and love you In the middle of a crater. I will love you on a bed of bones.
Too Funny! Dealing With Online Crap
She Freakin Blocked Me
Friends and Family I need your support I'm in a contest and need you all to rate me and leave a few comments. Thanks for your support!!! Here's the link.
The Philosophical Ideology Called Racialism Only Veils The Ugliness Of Does Not Renounce It
Fun....sort Of
An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you will feel their tender sweet loving touch and you will be fine, So what is an angel you may ask, They are all the earth's people just hiding behind a mask, For many angels walk all around, Walking real quiet without making a sound, They will be with you even when your life ends, As you have so man
being in love is the best and worst thing in the world, but although my heart is broken right now by absolutely believe in it, let me know if you do too. I refuse to get jaded because of other people and I refuse to lose hope and trust in people because some are jerks. If I can say that right now I know its true for life. Anyone out there who wants to respond I would love to hear what others have to say.
Booty Everywhere!!!
My Cuz, Welcome Her Please... Tytytytytyt
A Candle Light
A prayer never said, or that promise never kept. A hand never offered to help, or a smile never offered in friendship. A hurt never forgiven, or a wound never healed. A kiss never asked for, or a hug never accepted. A love never pursued, or a dance never danced. A song never sung, or those words never spoken. A child never born, or a flower never allowed to bloom. A risk never taken, or a room you never come out from. A wall never climbed, or that path never taken. A child never knowing their Grandparents, or that card you never sent. A mercy never given, or a hate never left behind. A baby never suckled, or a tear never shed. Light that candle that sits so gloom and cold, bring a truth to your life before you are to old.
# No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. # The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum. # Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The new 787 Boeing was revealed on 7/8/07 or July 8th, 07. Every day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Footprints of astronauts who landed on the moon should last at least 10 million years since the moon has no atmosphere. The national orchestra of Monaco (a nation in Europe) has more individuals than its army. Earthworms have five hearts The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges. Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the fingerprints of humans Genetically-engineered babies were born f
Fuckin Assholes!!!!!
Ripping Me Apart
So I blogged in Feb about my company dissolving it's Arizona branch. I freaked out at first, then calmed a little and now I just feel so blessed. I have worked for the company for 5 years in September. I am a hell of a good worker, but sometimes slack off, take too many sick days and get bad reviews on calls. Even with my many faults, my boss and her boss have chosen to keep me. I am the only person who was working for the Arizona branch, in Arizona to still have a job. The other reps that worked for the Arizona branch are in Oregon and Washington and not really affected. Being a telecommuter I am supposed to be w/in 100 miles of an office. In case something happens with my systems, I can go into work rather than be offline. Anyway, my point. Today my boss called me to inform me that they have moved me from being an Arizona employee to being a Washington employee and this move is going to affect my accrued PTO. Fine, not a problem. As she is telling me all the things
Harley Davidson Joke
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." -------------------- A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautif
Arthur And God
It's Just A Joke!!!
4 GAY GUYS WERE IN A HOT TUB AND A CONDOM FLOATED TO THE TOP AND 1 OF THE GUYS SAID O.K. WHO FARTED ***THIS WAS A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO ME*** A Teacher asks, what body part goes to heaven first? The child answers legs cause my mother always has them in the air screaming oh god I'm cummin!!!
Lilith is the Goddess of every woman claiming her own right to pursue her goals. Jewish mythology teaches that she was Adam's first wife, but she refused the submissive role of a help-mate, and left the garden to wander in the wilderness. Legend also has it that she was there before the earth was formed, and is made of the stuff left over when God diminished the moon so it wouldn't fight with the sun. In her right hand she holds a star, which represents her strength of will. At her left flies an owl, which represents the wisdom she has gained in discovering her independence. She stands upon a rocky outcropping overlooking a river valley. Behind her on her right is a pomegranate tree, a symbol of life and rebirth, and some say it was the Tree of Knowledge of good and evil. *October 24th, Lilith's Day*: # Presumably the day that Lilith left Eden, or possibly a Sumerian Holy Day the celebrates the harvest (sort of like Thanksgiving). Whichever you prefer. *Lilith Aromatherapy*: #
Merry Christmas, to all of my fubar friends and family, I wish for joy, peace and love for this 2007 christmas. Love to all
Creative Writing
My Active Duty Christmas Locations 1971 – Basic Training – Lackland AFB, TX 1972 – 379th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Wurtsmith AFB, MI 1973 432nd Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Udorn RTAFB, Thailand 1974 – 1981 4th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Seymour Johnson AFB, NC 1982 – 1984 50th Component Repair Squadron – Hahn AB, W. Germany 1985-1987 5th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Minot AFB, ND 1988-1991 7th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Carswell AFB, TX The Seymour Johnson AFB assignment did allow me to visit my parents during most of the holidays I was stationed there. All the rest were spend at my assigned duty station. I was fortunate to never see combat duty in my 20 years with the Air Force. However, given the chance in today’s world, I’d do it all over again. God bless all U.S. Military personnel, past, present and future! Alan R. Thomas TSgt., USAF, Retired I’m on my way back to North Carolina after a 12 month tour of duty in Thailand with the U.S.
DIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
Fall From Grace
This guy and his followers are nothing but peices of shit...i never knew a whole lot about this idiot..but to watch this crap on tv...made it obvious that this is a cult..talkin about how god hates they put it...and how they were wishing how all troops were dead...WTF gives them ANY right to proclaim they are ANY servant of god..wishing that sort of thing on our troops these peices of shit are trampling the american flag...isnt that ILLEGAL...why arent they getting put on trial... im ashamed to be in the same state as they are...if i ever run into them face to face...any one of them..ill pummel their asses to the ground and i wont stop till im in prison...i hope someone bombs their asses... such a waste of human skin..a bunch of worthless socialy inapt shit bags...they WILL burn in hell following that godless freak of nature. to think people are actualy sending this fuckwad and his family money to do this shit..apparently has raised some 10mill for his
Happy Hour!!!!
I've purchased a happy hour tonight at 11 pm central time everyone be sure to fan add rate crush all you can!!!!! thank you. I showed my love to all of you by cutting costs by half and doubling your rating points, be sure to show me the love back!!
Deviant Artists: Punky's Picks
Ok, so its been awhile since I've done anything here. Work is keeping me way too busy, but I'm not complaining. I did get a chance to go to the festival Friday, it was chilly and rainy and I told my mom that I thought it was a bad idea to set up down there to try and sell tickets to the concert she's hosting in August. So about 630 or 7 we packed up the table and put it away. We couldn't go anywhere because the car was blocked in, so we were stuck there till after they closed at 11. I'd walked around with my sister and her husband and my nephew, and when I went back to talk to my mom, one of the ride guys asked my sister about me and asked her to tell me to hang around for a few because he wanted to talk to me. He was cute so I did. We talked for an hour and I found out that he was 26! Now I'm not into younger guys and hated the idea of breaking his heart by telling him so. No, I haven't told him yet. I know I'm a big chicken lol. Last night at work things got a bit crazy when we got
well i am goin to start off by saying hey to every one. i know its been a while since ive spoken. well there has been alot of crap that has been goin on here at home, with my dad and his situation getting worse and having to put up with his crap along with the illness tell you its starting to get to me. well to the reason i am writing this. last night i went to see the lights in McAdenville. i met a really good person to take a stroll through the lights and got to admitt i had one hell of a time. i never thought i would feel safe talkin and opening up to another girl. but last night i had no worries at all. dont think i have ever laughed and had as much fun. it really sucked when tina had to go home cause all i could do is think of her. think this is a beautiful start of something good for once in my life. ty tina for a great time last night hope we can get together soon and do it again hugs n kisses
Ok, I'm heading out tonight for my road trip from Chicago to Seattle. Hopefully, mother nature will be kind to me and my car will make it without trouble. If any of my fu friends live along the route(I'm following the route recommended by Google maps) and would like to meet me, please let me know. Although I'll be on a tight schedule, I'd be happy to stop for a coffee or something. Of course there's also the chance I may be bedding down in your area(at the cheapest motel I can find), in which case I'd be up for grabbing a drink or something. Once again, let me know. My cell is 312.402.5161(there's a good chance I won't answer since I don't like to talk when I'm driving and typically don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize, but please leave a message and I'll call back as soon as I can. Happy festivus. Well, I can't stomach any more hardship out here in Chicago, so I've decided to make the move back to Seattle. I gave it a try and just couldn't make things work. T
My Goddesses
Isis, Egyptian Goddess of Magic and Giver of Life Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers. Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them (an art form on which many of us would welcome a refresher course!) Isis taught her people the skills of reading and agriculture and was worshipped as the goddess of medicine and wisdom. More than any other of the ancient Egyptian goddesses, Isis embodied the characteristics of all the lesser goddesses that preceded her. Isis became the model on which future generations of female deities in othe
The Truth About Sex
Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural",
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Cat Scan Update!!!
So teh cancer is gone!!! I am don ewith CHemo!!! This was the best Christmas present I could have asked for !!!! What a great way to start the new year!!!WOOHOO!! Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers that were sent out...I appreciate them an know that they kept me going! Much Love, Tiffany HEY EVERYONE!!!! MY SCAN CAME BACK CLEAR!!!! HAHAHA!!! WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!! I am DONE with Chemo!!! YEAH ME! YEAH US!!!! I have a hernia so I will need surgery to repair that but it is an overnight biggie!!!! What a blessing this year has been and a growing experience! I feel so blessed to have my friends and family, and all the prayers that we have recieved... ....The blessings i have received are immeasurable...and this email would get quite long if I tried to mention all of them......But thank you to everyone that were parts of and contributed to them, and thank you for your family can finally be more normal now than we have be
Kyredneck Aka Stefan Aka David Aka Loser
Merry Christmas
Heartache Pt.2
Mornings To Come Morning comes and I awaken to an empty bed as I reach for you and you’re not in your place. Emptiness is the loudest cry my ears have ever heard. I get out of bed searching for the biggest sign of your presence; calling out your name over and over. I learn that silence can be the deepest of pains to ones heart and soul. I walk from room to room looking for your things to be in their usual place; I see nothings there. I feel blinded by the empty space that surrounds me. I don’t know what to do or say, I’m lost in the wilderness of my fears. I drowning in words too confused to come out of my mouth fearing the world of loneliness. You were everything to me and more; you’ve taken away the air that I breathe. Please give me back my fantasy; the courage that I need to live. All I’m feeling at this time is the purest of pain. I rush to the phone dialing home and you’re number echoes through my head time after time and you never answer. Tears begin to stream do
Friends Read
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My beauty and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (see my salute album for an idea) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. I/We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send me the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on family are those who have done this,all others who want to join the family are expected to send a salute first. Sorry it has to be this way but we have had too many bad experiences as of late. BeautysBeast
A MILLION & ONE A million times you’ve always said you would love me forever. A million times you’ve promised me you’d always be there for me til end of time. Now you say it’s time to go and that love doesn’t live here anymore. Now you say you’re unhappy after a million smiles and a million sunrises in my arms. A millions times I’ve heard your voice whispering in my ears at night as if I’ve heard a million questions in my head. Now that I have all the answers; but I have no one to give me any questions. A billion tears have sent chills down my face as they flow down in the form of a waterfall. So many times I’ve questioned God and why he has taken you and your love away from me after so many years. I see you from time to time surrounded by walls of empty flesh; keeping me away from you as if I were a virus, plague or disease. I some times wish I had a million bullets; for what I don’t know at this point in time. I want to leave this place, this world, this galaxy caring m
Love Is! Love is having you by my side And in my dreams, you're always there Love is knowing you're wherever I go Just like the skies You're everywhere Love is lying down at night And before I sleep Your face is the last thing I see When I wake to the early morning That happy face is there to greet me Love is knowing that truly You are the one I'd spend the rest of my life Love is knowing how wonderful it would be To live as husband and wife Love is knowing that in my heart That what we share is strong and true Love is so many things I know But most of all, I know love is you.
20 Days Left
Yea thats right, i got 20 days left till i move to missouri for my training... anyone live in missouri??? lets have a beer in person then. first round on me. but anyways, yea im nervous but ill pull through
HEAVEN AWAITS She’s got the softest lips I’ve ever felt pressed against my body, as she slowly makes her way towards me. Slowly crawling over my naked warm body, her hair drapes over my face; she has the sweetest scent known to man, the scent of lust and passion over-whelms me. I feel weak and yet strong at the same time; I confused, I want to destroy her body, but start off as gentle as a lamb. I lay back and enjoy the moments as she stares deep within my eyes. I give her complete control as her teeth embrace my neck; I give out a slight moan. She starts to go back down my body leaving a trail of fingernails clawing over my chest gently fading into the night. She reaches her destination engulfing her favorite toy as sweat trails down the side of my face, racing down my neck deep within the sheets. I begin to speak in tongues as I reach for the heavens to help me in my quest only to make it half way there. These few minutes seem like an eternity of standing at heavens gates
A Little About Me
I have been living in raceland since July with my husband. I am happily married since august of 2004. I'm an Avon Representative and have been since May of 2006. I also have a seizure disorder but I haven't had a seizure in also 2 years. If anyone is interested in selling avon please send me a private message with your name and number. To start selling avon: YOU MUST BE 18 years old or Older. It costs $10 and you get all the supplies you need to start. For the first four campaigns you earn 50% of what you sell minus cost of supplies and things you order. After the 4th campaign your earnings depend on how much you sell. You can earn anywhere from 20% to 50%.
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit
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I'm Back
I've been in the process of moving, so I haven't been returning rates, messages, comments, etc.. Will anyone who has sent me anything within the past week and a half please leave me a comment on this blog so I can play catch up. Thanks again for all of your support and kindness. And to all of you {{{KISSES}}} Love Ya Niki
All Dat Ass!!
My Poems
I write this letter because I don’t know what else to do. I’ve told you that I love you and you told me you loved me too. We both believe we have found our soul mates within each other. When our eyes connect our souls begin to dance with happiness. My heart is filled with completion because I have found you. I’m sure that there are some words to tell you how much you mean to me but at this moment all I can do is dream of you and I together forever all our lives. You told me once that you could see us growing old together sitting on the front porch swing. I think of that moment with every breath I take. Knowing that I have you; someone that every woman dreams of having. This man that makes me forget all my troubles and makes me feel like the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. You are my one and only. For there is no other to compare. What we have together no one else could share. I HAVE A FRIEND I have a friend who is perfect just like me She listens to all my shit No matter
Yes Or No
Saying Hello
todays is just a day that i'm saying hello to everyone on fubar. i hope that all is well.
Minxs Lair
Password... A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at theappropriate point in the process, told him that he would nowNeed to enter a password..Something he will use to log on.The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would tryFor the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So,When the computer asked him to enter his password, he made itPlainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...P...E...N..I...S...His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:      **PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH**GIGGLES… LOL, HAVE A GREAT DAY...ANNA     THE GIFT OF THE MAGI, by O. Henry ... posted for a good friend One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it.
Today is my birthday !! I am 24 I turned 24 a 12:30 or 12:35 am. I'd love if I got a blast or something of the sort !! Just for my birthday !!
The Unseen
She gets up early, stretches her arms out as far as they will go. She drags herself to the bathroom to turn the water- waiting for it to get warm, she undresses. As she gets into the shower, she begins to visualize what she will wear to work that day- and her thoughts wonder of how the day might go. She knows what she will do as soon as she gets to work... she just wishes she could be a better person. She rushes out the door- speeds to work just making it at 8:05. Damn, no matter how hard she tries, she's always 5 minutes late. She sneaks in- opens her drawer to her desk and gives a great big grin "Good Morning" she says out loud. As her co-worker hears her, every morning, thinking she is talking to her- she replies back "Good Morning". She gets her coffee cup out, smells it, hurries to the break room hoping to get first pot- always too late. Pouring her coffee, she grins at everyone as she is anticipating the days work. She carefully rushes the hot coffee cup back to her de
Some People
I can't stand people on here or anywhere really that are so full of themselves and think they are God's gift to the world. I recently was talking to my sister and some guy kept bothering her numerous times to rate his profile and pics. He thought he ws just the shit. Well she finally said whatever and rated him. She's an honest rater so she won't rate you a 10 if she doesn't feel ya deserve it. SO she gave him still a high score. She gave him a 9. WEll he flipped and said that was offensive and he deserved a 10 or 11. And then started going off on her and then blocked her. This guy is known for rating people ones if he doesnt get what he wants....Uh duh idiot rating people ones won't effect anything they still get points. But then this guy had the nerve to go to my page rate me a one and have his friend who was newer to this site take my pictures and name{old name} and create a fake profile. On top of that he put suposed fake naked pictures of me in this profile. I have never taken a n
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Own Me?
Ok.. So, to be like all the cool kids around the Fu-Hood, I've decided to put myself up for AUCTION!!! SO! Pull yourselves together and lets get the BID'S rolling!! IF YOU WIN YOU WILL RECIEVE: 1 SALUTE, OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE SFW! FU-OWNED BY _______ FOR 1 MONTH! WEEKLEY BULLETIN PIMPOUT FOR 1 MONTH! YOUR LINK ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH! ALL PICS, ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS RATED! SOUND GOOD TO YOU? WELL THEN... GET THE BIDDING STARTED!!! FuBucks are what I'm looking for! I'm really looking for a SPOTLIGHTSomeday!! but make me an offer i can't refuse, and who knows! Click the link and send me a message!!!! Drunk1@ fubar
i had 5 photos flaged as nsfw,now im not one to be a so and so and go marken stuff as nsfw or let alone get involved in any of the crap that go`s on in this joint but come on a pair of bloody footy boxers hasent anyone got better things to do then to make a person life misrable yeah i know i could and can re upload the pics but why the hell should i. NOW i see a lot of desplay pics showing bits and peices so tell me whats the diferance of a woman showing a little clivage to bearing all well its that showing clivage is that they are covered and bearing all well not so covered and wtf is the differance to a guy wearing no shirt or singlet to a chick been topless hell idk i give up and i guse this blog will be marked as well
Sick N Tired
Oh You Know
A little bit about me. I try to live for the day, I can't say that this always work, but I sure do try. I'm sometimes a little to blunt, and I don't think before I speak. Some people might think that this is part of my charm, others think I'm a bitch. Think what you will. I will drive for hours, just so I can clear my head. Small things, make me smile, like little gifts from friends just for no reason. I think that's about it for now. Thanks for reading my first blog :) Cheers! Andrea
I am in a totally pissed off mood today so, I thought I would blog about it. I am the sweetest person in the world until I get crossed. Certain people are getting ready to make me cross that line to the Queen Bitch. I can go from nice to bitch in .8 seconds. It is getting to that point now that people are seriouly pissing me off. If it's games you want, it's game I can gave you. I can play the game better than what anyone thinks I can. So, bring your weak game on because I am waiting and so willing to play your game. The way I play the game, you want ever forget me. I play those games very well! Ladies, why do we always settle for Mr. Right Now instead of Mr. Right. It seems tha Mr. Right Now always breaks our hearts and we enjoy what's not good for us. Sometimes I think Mr. Right takes forever to come to us. The waiting for Mr. Right can get to you because you wonder is he out there or should you settle for Mr. Right Now. Waiting on Mr. Right can be the hardest thing to do. Because, y
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Man it is said how so many people take things so personal on here. Yea I am real and I tell it like it is. I come here to talk to certain peaple becuz they are cool and really nice. The drama kings and Queens need to delete themselves from my page. As far as have an actual serious relationship on fubar come on peaple this is internet GET REAL!!!!! Friendship is an actual thing that can happen but boyfriuend girlfriend get real. Possibly getting interested into meeting even but stop taking stuff so personal. I am always here for my friends and individuals who are real like flirt , countrygirl, mama rox,mistic angel, and a few others.... but if your not real like these peaple do not add me as a friend.......
What Drink Am I?
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Welcome To My World
When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one who with the power to dispel what I feel for you They say that I won't know To look for flowers for you That I won't be able to offer Any gift They say that I have suffered Of bad loves And that my heart has not healed yet My girlfriend knows that it's not true My girlfriend knows that when – When I'm in love I give everything good To the one who's in love with me And there's no one Who can change me Who can take me from her When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one who with the power to dispel what I feel for you To the one who says live another day Everybody will understand That when When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one Who can change me Who can take me from her When I'm in love I give everything good To the one who's in
Let me remind you that you are the one who called me crying and telling me how depressed and homesick you were and how you miss your sister and her new baby and telling me how the boy you are with is misstreating you and all and wanting me to get you home to oklahoma remember YOU CALLED ME so I cannot believe you would let him block the only way you have to find out anything about the wrest of your family.
My Love
Love stalks me, wondering ever so near as to taunt me in ways that i can not perceive. Never before has it wasted its time on my worthless presence and yet now it finds me. She arouses questions which frustrates, yet gives hope to future events. A curse yet a joy that a person only receives once in their pathetic life times. I never believed that i could find someone that could bring me this joy while at the same time making me lose control of everything. With her i have no control what so ever....not matter what I try i know that i will be submissive. I worship her to no end, a slave to my heart. For it is my heart that is slave to her. I wonder if this is right or wrong. At times it makes no sense. I've know her for a small matter of time....yet it feels that we have been together all my life. Should i feel this won't let me know....its like a knife that stabs the heart....yet it plugs the wound and keeps like drawing. She is the knife. Every tim
Dismayed By Illusion
One has imagination using it to distinquish what they desire... Only it's an illusion of one's fantacy... For when the truth steps to reality... We are dismayed by illusion of our souls desires.. You look hard, you look deap within your soul... You realize what you want wishing for one to fill the gap that keeps you searchin... You look to the universe, you ask for a gift, from the godds above... Within time the Godds answer your prayes, You hear the words, feel the emotion Only to lock up, from past fears... You bein who you are, clames up an closes the door... When you should push it open, to claim your shootin star... When all is said an done... All your left with is to be Dismayed by Illusion..
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Strange Facts
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable car
Looking For That Pot Of Gold
ever feel like you are looking for that dream come true? I do
Are You Ever Really Happy
Are you ever really happy Just when you think things are going great you seem as happy as you can be you have to step back and wonder if it is true happiness. Sometimes we feel things in our life is perfect but you wonder is it just an act or is it the truth. Some times it is hard to tell the difference between the two. You become so caught up in having everyone think things are perfect that you start to believe the happiness yourself. Then it may hit you are driving in your car or sitting alone in some place and your realize that all you feel is not true happiness but an act and you start to wonder why you do this who is it helping this act this sham that you have come to believe yourself. You sit back and you look at the things in your life and you wonder are my friends my friends because they love the real me or because of the ever so happy me. Do you know how hard it is to act happy all the time to try and be so many different people you lose yourself. I have to wear
Wiccan Grave
Wiccan Pentacles Grace Veterans’ Markers A WPR Feature Produced by Brian Bull 5/28/07 Wiccans have sparred with the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs in court for years, to have pentacles approved for fallen soldiers’ headstones. A settlement in late April has allowed the symbols – which some consider Satanic – to join nearly 40 other religious icons approved for markers. This past Memorial Day, Wiccans gathered to commemorate the first of several V-A approved markers, bearing the controversial symbol. Brian Bull reports on the Barneveld ceremony… Running time is 3:04 Listen to this story now using RealPlayer Wicca is an earth-based religion which some believers describe as "neo-pagan". Its principles and teachings are largely based on a reverence for nature and the elements of earth, water, fire, air, and the soul. The five-pointed star contained within a circle -- or pentacle -- is said to represent these elements. But Hollywood movies have shown the pen
Happy Holidays
I want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season Happy New Year To all my family and friends. and to all on fubar. May this year be better than the last. i met this lady in here and we want a fubar marriage how do we go about doing that
Dixie's Stuff
hi please rate pic to get my friend some kisses
Computer No No's!!!
First of all, you should never turn your computer off while you're in the middle of a program or if you have a bunch of windows open. You need to always close out all your programs and windows before shutting down your computer. If a program freezes up on you, always try to use Ctrl + Alt + Del before you do anything else. Another thing you should never do is turn your computer off and then turn it back on without waiting at least 60 seconds. The system needs at least that long to calm down a bit before you put it back to work. Here's more! Never remove a disk or a CD from their respective drives until the drive light has turned off. It usually takes a few seconds for it to turn off, but if it's still on, don't push that release button! Here's an interesting one: don't ever use a magnet around your computer, the monitor or around a diskette (floppy disk). Magnets are bad news! Also, don't ever try to force a disk into its drive. If it doesn't fit, you may have it upside down or back
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For My Son David 1971-2006
School 1957 Vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Teste
Are You Going To Let Me Shout?
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For My Son David 1973-2006
Waiting There For You If all the stars fell from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just reach down deep inside your heart, I'll be waiting there for you. I'm as close as your next heartbeat, And within your heart I'll stay. I will be there when you need me, I will never go away. If your burdens become to heavy, And they seem to much to bear. You know that I will share your load, I will always be right there. Always in the background, And that is where I will stay. Untill the day you call my name, I wont be far away. I will be there in the sunshine, As it shines upon your face. When you feel its warmth remember me, I'll be waiting in my place. I'll be there in the soft breeze, As it dances across your skin. So quietly I will be there, Like a whisper in the wind. So if your stars fall from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just look for me inside your heart, I will be waiting there for you. i dont know who wrote this but it is bea
Guardian Angel
My Space
plz add me on your myspace if ya have one Thanx for the luv
Everyday Is A Gift.....
Feeling a little stressed???? Life getting on your nerves? Can't stand the pressure? Here's a new relaxation technique that might help ... Sit comfortably ... Close your eyes halfway to dim the light. Take a deeeeeep breath ... Are you concentrating? Clench and unclench your fists. Feel the tension moving to your hands? Now slowly ... pull your arms back as far as you can ... AND... Whack the person next to you really hard! Doesn't that feel better?!? Consider yourself whacked.... ....HAVE A NICE DAY!.... Desensitized.....the mind of an analytical thinker. Is it all in the manner of molding someone or something to suit us better on any given day? Are you a realest? or an idealest? Is the glass half full? Half empty? Does it really matter? Shadows dancing....cobwebs clouding. Swept aside like feelings...emotions, passions & digressions. Analyzed, densensitized, brutalized & demoralized yet searching still. One foot in front
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M
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Red N White!
What's red an white an crawls up your leg??....A homesick abortion naturally!......LMAO
Last night turned into a very busy night. What we planned to make for dinner was not enough since our daughter informed us her boyfriend was coming over and my son had his girlfriend over so we ended up getting good ole' pizza! The kids were all about decorating the tree until Peter spent an hour and a half trying to figure out why the lights on the tree weren't working and then realized that the power strip he was plugging them into had an on/off switch! Brilliant Peter! So I ended up decorating the tree all by myself. No one but me put ornaments on the tree. Very pathetic! It does look pretty. I do it in white, clear and silver ornaments of all kinds. I stopped doing the "kid" tree 2 years ago and started doing the tree how I wanted to have it done. Selfish? Maybe. My freako neighbors from next door had their house go into foreclosure. They moved out last weekend. I feel bad for the old woman but so glad I will never have to deal with her psycho ex son-in-law agai
~~remembering Our Soldiers@ Christmas~~
Please remember our soldiers during this holiday season!!! (I love you Nate) A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark o
The 10 Commandments
The 10 commandments 01. The two should never irritate themselves at the same time, this means preventing the explosion. Qto more the situation is complicated, but the calm is needed. 02. Never shout with one another, unless the home is catching fire. Who has good arguments need not scream and the more someone shouts, less is heard. 03. If anyone should win let the discussion is the other. Losing a discussion can be an act of intelligence and love. 04. If it is inevitable criticize, do so but with love. The other side needs to understand what is said, aims to add, not divide. 05. Never play in the face of the other mistakes of the past. The person is always greater than their mistakes. And nobody likes to be characterized by their defects. 06. Be displicente with anyone, least with his cônjugue. In the life of two all can and should be important. The happiness was born of small things. 07. Never sleep without having reached an agreement. If it does not, the pro
Wow They Were Looking At Me
I was doing my normal bench press workout yesterday morning. The benching area is in the back of the gym. After each set I get up and walk around. I looked up towards the front of the gym and couldn't help noting that after set quite a few guys were looking my way. So I said to myself wow, they are looking at me. I begin think like why? Its not like I'm some adonis, nor I am lifting a record setting amount of weight. Then it dawned on me. They were looking at the attractive woman who was doing some lifting near me. We were the only ones back there. My moment of glory was over.
Singer : Vincent Delerm & Peter Von Poehl Song & Lyrics : Vincent Delerm Quand je connaissais Marine poster adieu Philippine elle mettait des collants verts je la connais depuis peu au niveau collants c'est mieux disparition du poster je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais marine cheveux courts dans la piscine à peu près deux fois par mois le dimanche soir nous marchons autour du square Montholon nous aimons bien cet endroit je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais Marine cendrier dans la cuisine on ne se comprenait pas bien je ne la comprends pas encore son visage quand elle s'endort je regarde et puis j'éteins je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois
Sexual Genius
Met Someone Special
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Angels To Some, Demons To Others! :) I found this on a C.W. McCall fan website and thought it was fun and interesting so i thought I would share it. The site is... On the bottom of a White Castle hamburger box, you can find wisdom, advertising, and trivia. Here’s what I’ve read. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fun Fact: There are no White Castle restaurants in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. White Castle is open after dark. But why is it called after dark, when it’s really after light? Cheeseburgers first appeared on the White Castle menu in 1962. Experts claim there are over 631 different types of cheese worldwide, but we counted only 24. What’s up with that? Q: What clothing does a house wear? A: Address. Leftover White Castle Double Cheeseburgers (a hypothetical situation, we know) can be reheated. Log on to for instructions. Couldn’t a “D
The Usual Shat
well, i'm now in north little rock. had my first day of recruiting school today. it wasn't too bad cept for the 5 am wake up time. but shit happens. i think it's going to be a good school though. i'll enjoy it. so i'll be here for 5 weeks. should be too bad. but, i'm tired as hell so imma cut this one short. ps. if ya view, be nice and leave a comment. it doesn't have to make sense either "sljksrlekoif" is fine, i just wanna know who's actually readin my yammering take er easy people well here we are, a beautiful thursday. work wasn't too bad today. did some admin stuff at the office and tried to hit my business list up. a good friend of mine actually stopped by my mother's yesterday while i was getting something to eat. i hadn't seen him in forever. we went to military school together and continued our friendship after school. so it was good to see him. other than that, I can honestly say it has been the ultimate of very shitty weeks. There's nothing quite like having
Winter Solstice Ritual
Into the forest, lilones feet silently cross the barren woods. With only moonlight to guide her to the sacred space she performed the rituals of the Wiccan seasons. Tonight of all nights, she welcomed the winter season. Her thoughts were of the One she wished was there with her to celebrate the Winter Solstice but knew it was not possible. But her fantasy and dreams were always filled of Him, her handsome Master. lilone did not know if she shivered from the cold or from the thoughts of how her Master controlled her mind, spirit and body. As she built the pyre for the bonfire to start her ritual for Winter Solstice, her thoughts were of his hands caressing the cold skin of her nipples. His hands sliding between her soft sun- kissed thighs, roughly tearing away the wisp of panties making her tremble with anticipation. She shook her head and trying to clear her mind of the erotic thoughts beginning to over take her. Striking a match she lit the bonfire and the fire caught t
Just Something For Anyone Whose Loved And Lost
Nite falls and I stand unworthy Gazing out upon her heavenly frame sillohueted by light from the shades A perfect form not marred by time Yet enhanced by the glow of divinity Lost in amorous awe I stare Knowing that she and she alone is the one The face that men have warred for and over The voice men have fallen silent to hear The figure that men have tried and failed to sculpt The mind which perceives all yet reveals little And in that moment that lies between thought and passion released I realize that now at this moment of all men who have came and went I truly stand most blessed And so we become one One form ablaze with desire One mind filled with a primal want and need One heart attuned to every move and moan Giving over to the delicate system that forms ecstacy In at the time we find our crescendo A loud guttural scream that releases all and holds for nothing And in there the earth stands still and we Oh that tender we, adrip with the honey glaze of love Drift off into eternal sa
Bad Band Teacher
So it's finals week. Not as many people are in school at the normal times due to the schedule change. There are alot of junior/senior high school students that also attend my school. So the other day Im in the cafeteria sitting and talking to my friend Thomas about whatever when this girl from one of his classes sits down with us. First of all she was chatty as fuck. Second I really wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up. That was until I was trying to block out her voice and then i heard her say "So and SO has to go to court tomorrow and I have to testify. I don't want to go to the winter formal because everyone thinks i slept with the Band Teacher" She goes on to tell me that "nothing happened that all they did was hang out and watch movies" Umm yea thats all i did in highschool was hang out and watch movies too yea uh huh thats it." WHat the FUck.... So today like right before i started this blog i turned on the tv and the news at noon was on, and who's face do i see on t
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I don't know why, but I loved you. You allowed me to cry. You held my hopes and dreams in your hands, you listened while my heart beat for you, you showed me how to soar.... I've never fought so many bloody battles. I've never experienced so many wonderful adventures. I've never laughed so damn hard. I've never felt so much pain...................... and now I've never cried so hard. I miss you. .............................I'll always love you. But it's time to move on.
Well as alot of my close friends know I went under the knife in an emergency surgery back in August of this year. It was a hell of a time recovering but the outside is healed up very nicely but the insides will take another good year. Muscles take forever to heal when they are paper Ive have been having more health problems so I went to the DR and had a battery of tests again, blood, ultra sound, CT scans and MRI. Got the results this morning. Im going under the knife again. They found a huge tumor that keeps twisting and cutting off blood flow. So If its not removed ASAP it will be fatal.So I will keep you all updated on when I will be going in the hospital...Dr is planning on day before Christmas.But we shall see. Thanks for being such a caring bunch, luv ya all. Well the Doc called today to let me know the results of all the biopsy tests on my removed parts......Im free and clear of any and all cancer. Yee Haw...wish I could have a drink and celebrate but know a huge w
Internets: Serious Business
Basically since they deleted my first account in october, life has been rolling with and against me. I didn't really care because i lost my job in the same week. bigger problems to deal with. I spent a month only doing artsy projects on the PC, not much chat or nothing. also, I went to visit friends and family. along the way, I met a woman who made me realize there is something missing. for a while, she filled it. Well it seems the woman only inadvertently filled this so called void, because she is happy with her boyfriend. so, what I'm going through is trying to reestablish my connection to a stable life where i don't feel like I need anyone. at the moment, it just seems like a lonely prospect. so the last account delete was my own. I am basically irrational while I suffer this, and assumed that I would only bring bad news to the table. I can take a punch to the face, I can lose any friend or job. but situations where my heart is set on something that fails, pu
If U Dare
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A Master Abducts His Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v
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A Year Today
Wow! A year ago today I was bored as heck and looking through my sons KiteBoarder magazine and saw the add for this place. Not sure of the name back then CherryTap/LostCherry. So I thought why not join? I have to say I am glad that I did. I have met so many amazing people here that I don't just consider it an online thing but have made real life friendships with some of you. I never thought that I would have met some of the most amazing people here. A lot of you have been with me through a challenging year. The death of my friend, getting back to the working world after years of being a stay at home mom, the end of a relationship, the illness of my dad. I don't know how I would of gotten through these things without some of you. It's weird how a lot of people who interact with others online think of it as nothing. I feel that interacting with people at places like this should be treated the same as the "real world" as some would say. Being frequent in the mumms I am someti
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Brittany Brendles News Paper Article
Winnabow | A 16-year-old high school student was killed Tuesday morning in a two-car crash shortly after she left her home while on her way to school. State Highway Patrol 1st Sgt. Al Morris said Brittany Elizabeth Brendle, of 1272 Cherry Tree Road in Winnabow, died in a two-vehicle accident. Brendle's car was struck while turning left at the stop sign at the intersection of Crabapple and Green Hill roads in Winnabow, about a mile west off U.S. 17. Brendle's vehicle, a late-model Volkswagen, was hit by a 2000 Ford Ranger traveling east on Green Hill Road and driven by Matthew T. Morgan, also 16. The accident occurred about 7:15 a.m., Morris said. Neither vehicle was traveling at excessive speed, he said. Brendle died at the scene, the trooper said. Both drivers were wearing seat belts. Morgan was "shaken up" but uninjured in the crash and was not taken to an area hospital. After giving his statement to authorities, Morgan told the trooper he was returning home and would lat
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Men Lie
I have a 18 Year old daughter with autisam. She has been looked at as a freak in her life or even someone oh is so highly intelagent that people can not understand her and the way she is thinking or trying to communate with others. During her school years they said she wouldnt never speak english or communicate with others. She has proved them wrong. But the communacation isnt the same as when we talk to eachother she uses her music to speak what she feels and how her day is going. I have had people say poor you for having to dael with something that shouldnt be handed to anyone in their life time. I say poor you everyone in this world who does not look at autisam as someone who can communicate with everything in their surroundings. Even my dags know what my daughter wants or needs from them without saying a word. Men Lie for alot of reasons! They lie to make themselfs look good. They lie to not hurt some people that love them. They Lie because they can not help but lie about eve
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So tired My mind is restless Body sinks into the unconscious Dreams fill my head Nightmares fuel the screams Laying here I can only think of you Nodding off into their world I wanna stay here with you You can save me from them all Tell me you need me You're everything and more to me Forever in my hear Never to forget Hoping you feel the same Share your life with me Gave up my every for you And still I'd give more Just to be the one The one you think of, dream of, love I'd do anything for your affection Believing everyone is wrong You're always so right I'm full inside with you Tasted to swallow Drink it all away. Love is but a heartbeat My heartbeats a thousand times a minute with my love for you i long for the day when i can feel your touch i yearn for the day when i can have you in my arms It will be a day that i will never forget for the rest of my life Your my every thought My every dream my everywish come true When i have a bad day al
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