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B/f App..
1. WOULD YOU CALL ME EVERYDAY? 2. WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IF WE WHEN OUT DANCING? 3. WOULD YOU BUY ME FLOWERS? 4.IF I WAS SAD WOULD YOU DO WHATEVER IT TOOK TO MAKE ME HAPPY ? 5. IF I CALLED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU NIGHT AND ASK YOU TO COME OVER WOULD YOU? 6.WOULD YOU SNUGGLE UP WITH ME ON THE NIGHTS WE SPENT TOGETHER? 7.IF I WAS SICK WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF ME AND MAKE ME BETTER? 8.IF I WANTED TO STAY HOME AND NOT GO OUT WOULD YOU BE OK WITH THAT? 9.IF I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDNT WOULD YOU GIVE IN TO ME? 10.IF I WANTED A PUPPY WOULD YOU BUY IT FOR ME? 11.IF I WANTED TO BRING A GIRL HOME WITH US WOULD YOU FUCK HER OR WATCH ME AND HER? IF I SAY I LOVE YOU WOULD YOU SAY IT BACK? 12. WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BUY ME ( LIKE IN A NIGHTY)? 13.WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER? 14. IF I WANTED ROUGH SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU WAS ASLEEP WOULD YOU WAKE UP AND GIVE IT TO ME? 15.COULD YOU BE HAPPY WITH ME FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?

1st.
Damn it did things get f'ed tonite. I've been divorced since labor day and have finally gotten to the point that I can live again after all of the expense of the proceedings. Well my ex and I were trying to be friends and not hate each other like others we know and I was fine with that,hell we even had alittle fwb going on which was o.k. for a while. Anyway I've recently,very recently met some one else and we have very strong feelings toward each other. The ex shows about 2 hours ago thinking she'd repay me for building her new computer with a little booty call. Well I was on my cell with my new gf and she heard my conversation,not good for some reason. Were divorced right? Well things get out of hand fast she loses it starts alot of shit and hell raising. She trys to get my phone away to call my gf and start shit with her too. My gf lives about an hour away for now. Would she understand why my ex would be calling her at midnite,I don't think so. So I kept my phone away from the ex an

Here
Hi my fubar friends... Im so sorry if i havent payed attention to you...i dont mean to leave anyone out...i may be on a little less in the near future im not sure...but i always miss this place every time i try to get away...I have the greatest friends on this site is my belief...so if youve read this far...why not read on??? the first person to leave a comment in this blog gets a rootbeer from me....comment #2 gets 10 11s and #3 gets a one day blast from me for reading and for being my friend...any other comments will get a drink from me...thanks for rreaading and for being my friend im bout to get on off here a while...i got 70 11s left id like to burn b4 i go....so im gonna give em 50 to the first person to comment&20 to the second(cant be same person)...lol onthis blog that is ...Thanks ...thats all i have to say about that...

Application For Sex
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While

Gettin Old!!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i

Baseball :)
Explaining Baseball At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach, "now go over there and explain it to your mother."

The Baby
my peanut is finally hear she came into the world on 12/13/2007shw weighed 5lbs 11ozs and she was 18.5" long. her sisters love her to death and so do mommy and daddy. and also jake is home our 2 months areover finally. i got all i wanted for xmas my hubby and my baby girl. all is good here. ttyl love you all. hey guys i am writting this to give you all updates about the baby. I went to the dr on tuesday and the baby has a strong heart beat and is moving alot. it hurts when the baby hurts but that is to be expected they tell me. My back is the one that is going to suffer the most at the end but it will be worth it i guess. in case you all did not know i have a torn disc in my back they can not fix it. I am told that if they try to fix it it may paralise me so i said just leave it i will do other things to deal with the pain. but back to the baby. the ultra sound tecnation said that she was 98% sure it was going to be a girl so we picked out the name HAILI

What's Up
so i just moved here. and i dont know anyone yet. so i'm kinda bummed. i had a ton of friends back where i was from. but now i'm a loser :(. i am working my MAD social skills at school though. USI i never even heard of it untill i came here. wish they had like a major sports team. but oh well, it's cool i guess..

Live,learn,love
Turn your sound on.I'm sorry...I'm sorry...That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry...That I dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry...If I'm not a Playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry...If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry...If I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry...If my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry...If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry...That I try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! Just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this

Funnies
CLICK THE PICTURE TO GO TO THE LOUNGE PLease re-post this to your friends THANX!! See you in the lounge. I'm there now with about 20 other short busers. So come check out Joker DJ'ing and one of the most active, funniest and FU'ed lounge on Fubar Big Boobies Is ALL ALONE in there right now! HELP! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself

Worked To Death!!!
Hey all my fu friends I wanted to let you know I'm not trying to Ignore everyone But I am a sales associate now !!!! To all of you who dont know I'm working 6 days a week and trying to kep in touch with everyone and Reality!!!! But to all of you I still have Luv and will try to say hello on my day off!!!!

Maybe
Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do. Maybe ... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your girlfriend/boyfriend -- so mu

My Name Is Baca And I'm A Dog. Come Run With Me. >:)
I dreamed of her again and it buged me. That life is all but gone. Its cold as fuck here...and I love it. The others say that I should leave town and try my luck elce where but...this is my town. Its true, I could go to colorado or new mexico or even LA but....cali sucks.^u-u^ I think I'll walk my park and wait for that someone to find me. And I hope its soon, I grow tired of hearing her call out to me. See you soon.

Thanks To You All
I meet some real one on here. Let me tell you. Girls on here are the ones that tell you how they care about what you care about into you meet them and you fine out what they are really like. i meets some on here. Just let me say that it is not all the people on here that are fake. The ones I am talking about knows who you are so don't ask. I know alot of you all are going to say " I hope that he is not talking about me." But if you said something to me and didn't do it. That makes you Fake. I didn't ask for your help and you said that you was going to help me. Yes you. And the one who I tried to help and you fucked me over. Yes I am talking about you. But to the rest of you I just want to say. Thanks for nothing. Wow it was one girl on here that I didn't know and I was talking to and she said I will send this and that and then nothing. I never asked of anything from you and now I am a ass hole for saying anything to you. And when you said that you got me. I was like yes someone is koo

Damn Broken Bar Tab
I don't know if they plan on fixing this any time soon. But my bar tab shows that no one has uploaded anything in over a week. Which i know is not true. I hate this. They need to fix it soon already. So know when friends upload something.

Jokes
What do women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when u eat them. A man is of CANCER and his son asks "dad why do you keep telling people that you're dying of aids?" dad replies "so when i die, no one will want to fuck your mother."

Bunniee's Blog
i dont want it any more its a fine car but im not goign another winter with it its preftecly fine if yur road gets plowed when it snows but since mine doenst i dont want it i got stcuk in the snow las year for 6 hours i need a fricken big ass truck any buddy want to buy my car?

The Loud Tour On Fubar
What's up fubar I'm a newbie here! This is my first blog post, but I am in no way new to blogging or to social networking. In fact I have been doing it for years now through all kinds of different site. Fubar looks really cool and interesting, so I though I will give this place a shot as well. So why am I here anyway? To make more connection and catch up with some old ones. Meeting new people and making new friends is the name of the game folks. We are all cool people and we all have interesting things to share in our lives, so why not hang out, have a good time, and share what we all do best. You'll be hearing plenty more out of me around here in the coming weeks, so drop me a line on my profile or check out my pics and say hi. I'll be sure to drop by yours and return the favor. If you are feeling really adventurous check out my stash and see some cool original video that I have shot in the last few months. I'll be seeing you around of fubar...

About My Pics
I've been asked if my pics where real, so I thought I would give a little background on them. Some friends of mine started a company by the name of Dungeon Steel. They mostly specialize in cages & the X-tra cool fetish toys (ie: shackles & chains, St. Andrews crosses), but can make any thing from a glass top table to a swinging bed. They're the designers of the suit and the ones that built the triangle in my pics. The Grind show pic that I have posted is from one of our shows in Huntsville Al. taken by my favorite fire-breathing clown Otis. I love doing the shows, I use any where from one to two grinders at a time, & prefer an open space to work with but have been limited to cages at times. Yes, my crotch does get hot. The triangle pics were taken in studio by the beautiful Crystal Starr, an excellent photographer, head of Betty Roulette & our newest Grinder Girl. For the most part the triangle is usually elevated 12 feet from the bottom bar to the floor depending on the space availab

To All Those Wicked Fubar Peeps
This is really cool and true! I love you all! have a good one http://www.inlibertyandfreedom.com/Flash/Think_It_Over.swf This was done using my real name: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Marchioness of All Russia Known in some parts of the world as: Lioness of The Hungry The Great Archives Record: One of the poor who howl at the door of the Rosary and the garlic strung cross. This is using one of my pen names: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Poppy Maundrell Known in some parts of the world as: Haunt of The Tormented The Great Archives Record: A soul in torment and tumult - hell of their own making! This is using my maiden name: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Marchioness of The Great Oceans Known in some parts of the world as: Devil of The Hungry The Great Archives Record: One of the poor who howl at the door of the Rosary and th

Attention Latina Fam Members
HELLO FAM....AS U KNOW CHICA IS N THE PROCESS OF MOVING IN WITH PAPA JOE....ON THEY WAY THERE THEY VISITIN LOCO AND TIFF....THEY BE LEAVIN TOM....SO THINGS SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON....AS ALL YALL KNOW LOCO IS LEAVING...BUT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN...AS HER HOMIE AND FRIEND AND BRO...I ASSUME THE ROLE OF KEEP HER LEAGACY ON...HER PRESENCE IS GONE..BUT HER ESSENCE IS HERE WITH ME AND THE REST FO THE FAMILY..I KNOW I DONT CHAT WITH ALOT OF YALL B/C OF TIMING...BUT I DO ENJOY BEING N THR FAMILY..AND I WILL DO MY PART TO KEEP IT GOING...WHILE SHE GONE...SO I HOPE IS WELL WITH ALL AND I HOPE WE ALL GET TO CHAT SOON..UNTIL THEN THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...LA FAMILIA

My Blogs
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? 1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU 2. I KISSED YOU: 3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU: 4. I STARTED SMOKING: 5. I SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU: 6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED: 7. I WAS DRUNK: 8. I LICKED YOU: 9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE: 10. I ASKED YOU OUT: 11.CHEAT ON YOU? 12.WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS OR RATHER TO BE MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY? 13. PERSONALITY: 14. EYES: 15. HAIR: 15. BODY: WOULD YOU? 16. BE MY FRIEND? 17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE? 18. KISS ME? 19. GO ON A DATE WITH ME? 20. KEEP IN TOUCH? 21. LICK ME? 23. DATE ME? 24. HAVE SEX WITH ME? HAVE YOU EVER? 25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 26. WANTED TO KISS ME? 27. WANTED TO BITE ME? 28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME? 29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME? 30. HAD A DIRTY DREAM OF ME? AND MORE! 31. WHO ARE YOU? 32. ARE WE FRIENDS? 33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET? 34. D

Me!
here is a new one, Strawberry wine hope you like it! Make on Snapvine | Copy This Hey everyone i am up for auction again and you can own me for a month ^_^. So come on by and bid bid bid!! Me singing Santa baby, i know its a Christmas song but i dont care lol Make on Snapvine | Copy This

New Pics Up 9/27
Hey guys, i wanted to post this here because I didn't fully explain this in my stash update earlier. There is a new album up, it's called Body Parts ... 9/27 is at the end of it... Now, Just because the album isn't marked nsfw doesn't mean that most of the pics aren't and this isn't the only album that applies to (Blue sin and at least one other). So, for your own sake, open the ones that don't say nsfw also and check and see what you're missing... As usual, please remember to also rate SFW's or I'll start doing only SFW albums for friends and lock all new NSFW's to family only, and we don't want that, do we???? Love you guys, Sin BTW, please remember to keep comments IN pic comments, not IN my Shoutbox. I keep my SB respectful and I DO expect you to abide by that. This is MY playground, I just LET YOU play here.

First Try, Be Gentle.
WOW, about time I wrote something. I have been on this site for awhile now and I just have something to say. At one time I was not as confident as I am now (still not overly so). I was more of a follower verses the leader. Then I had the opportunity to join a reading club. The following are 3 of my favorite quotes from 2 incredible individuals, John Maxwell and Helen Keller. I think on these things daily. Once our minds are 'tattooed' with negative thinking, our chances for long-term success diminish” John Maxwell A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. John Maxwell Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Helen Keller (1880-1968) I think we all want to become more than what we currently are, and to achieve success in all areas of our life. (Be it at work o

My New Poem
For my Soon to be X-Husband Andy You tell me you love me,I use to love you. You tell me you miss me,I used to miss you. You said you were leaving,and I told you i loved you. I begged you to stay,you just kept walking. You turned and walked away. Now the tables have turned, And you need me by your side. This time it is you the feelings of love you hide, And it is me who is locking the door, turning and walking away. Are you begging and pleading? Is your heart burning and bleeding? From the knife wounds that cut deep and make your emotions sore? Now you see what it felt like to watch you walk out the door. Now it is me who is done,and can't take it Because i don't love you anymore. To andy williams aka willtodrink Spetember 28th 2007

Pimping Plain Style
Oof the best things about Fubar is meeting cool people and I have met a fellow Puerto Rican that Rocks! If she is not on your friends list she should be, so do me a favor and go show her some love! **PR Mamii**Owned By NEL**@ fubar OKIE DOKIE! WANTED TO SHOW SOME FUBAR CHRISTMAS LOVE TO A FEW GOOD FRIENDS! GONNA BE THE LAST ONE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SO SHOW SOME LOVE! SORRY IF YOU ARENT ON THIS ONE, BUT I HAVE SO MANY GOOD FRIENDS AND I HAVE TO DO A FEW AT A TIME! IF I HAVE MISSED SOMEONE I AM SOO SORRY! I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME! MY DEAR FRIEND GODDESS OF LIGHT, THAT IS A KIND AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE AND OUT! GoddessOfLight *READ PROFILE PLEASE*@ fubar CURT, WHO IS THE BEST PHOTOSHOP GUY I KNOW AND A SWEETHEART TO BOOT! Curt@ fubar MAVERICK 2007 WHO SHOWS ME LOVE EVEN WHEN I CANT GET IT BACK TO HIM..WHAT AN ANGEL! MAVERICK 2007@ fubar OF COURSE PIEDADDY..A GOOD FRIEND FROM THE BEGINNING! PieDaDDY@ fubar CAROL LEIGH, A SWEETIE

Grey's Anatomy
I know i haven't been myself lately but i'm me again so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are... Season 2 Episode 16-17 "It's The End Of The World" "As We Know It" "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you I thought that I had found the person I was going to spend the rest of my life with, I was done. So all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious 'daddy' issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left ME, you chose Addison, i'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore" You oughta hear the mirror in my house You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth Says I’m imperfect in every way: “Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway” All my friends in L.A. got jobs on Melrose Place I play Replacements songs and sigh-- a Waitress In The Sky You oughta hear the things I’ve been thinking You oughta swim in a heart

Sad Day
For those of you who know me I had some bad...more like devastaing news last evening. Someone let my dog loose for the SECOND time. The 1st time he was cut from his leash and this time he was just taken off of his chain. To make a long story short, I lost my little boy Casper. I found him wet and passed away on another street over from where I live. I was amd am still VERY deeply saddened by this. He was a white Miniature Schnauzer...only 3 years old. For those of you are are animal lovers please keep us in your prayers, he was like a child I may never have. I do believe there was foul play but only Casper knows for sure...and whoever did this to him. He was burried with the rest of his family at my Aunt's house. He used to be my cousin Brian's dog and was then put into my care. I feel I have let him down - both Brian and Casper. I already miss his nervos tick barks and snorting like a piggy...he always had to have the last word. He even knew what I was saying when I asked if he wanted

Family Emergency - Gone Most Of Friday
My dad is fine. He ended up with a quadruple bypass on his heart. He is doing very well. I won't be on a lot over the weekend as my daughter is home for a visit. I'll also be going back and forth to the hospital the next 4 days or so. I'll try to check in now and then. My dad went in for tests and they kept him. He is there now, overnight. I am going to the hospital to be there when he goes in for his surgery. He will be getting either a triple or quadruple bypass. I will be with my mom and my sister and my cousin and my grandparents at the hospital. My daughter will most likely be there also, if she gets the weekend pass. Anyway, he is getting the surgery around noon to one and it will take a long time. After he is resting afterward my mom will bring me home. (My car is down) so I am not going to be home until about 5:30 or 6:30 PM or so. Anyone wishing to pray for my dad, his name is Steve. They only lose 2 -3 % of the people so he has great odds! Thanks.

Everyone Beware Please
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...¢¾:MsGina¢¾:...~¢¾Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE¢¾~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S@ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing http://www.fubar.com/blog/71505 (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 20:43:21') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥' on '2007-09-27 20:49:37') (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 21:01:30') (repost of original by '~Tracy~ Manager of the O.C.L & Pit Bull Bombers/Mistress to Perky&FuWifey to Mr.D' on '2007-09-27 21:14:58') (repost of original by 'CHEVANNA~~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB~~THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY HEAD SECURITY~~' on '2007-09-27 21:34:43') (repost of original by '~*SEXY_BABY_BLUE_EYES~~ PROUD Member of the Confed

Everyone Beware
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...¢¾:MsGina¢¾:...~¢¾Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE¢¾~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S @ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing http://www.fubar.com/blog/71505 heres my link also(Missy) http://fubar.com/blog/134891/543623 another link to another blog about her http://fubar.com/blog/126440/543627 another link to a blog about her http://fubar.com/blog/134897/543654 this account has been deleted but she is making new accounts and will more than likely be back so just be on the look out for her and her pictures. PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD

Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenall

Humoruos Crap
a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT" Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink" Kanga is a prostitute working for coke Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he i

When Times Get Rough
I wanna give a huge thumbs up to all the single moms out there...i just recently became a single mother and let me tell you, times get tough and sometimes you feel like everything is closing in around you and you just want to run but don't know where to run. it's in times like these that i reflect on my life and all the situations that has taken place to bring me to where i am now...i never ever thought i'd be a single mother but hey SHIT HAPPENS...and you keep on going. i give all the praise and glory to my Lord for keeping me strong because with out Him, i could never make it. i'd probably lose my mind. it is through Him that i can live every day...conquer each trial and over come. i thank You God!

Nowlive
*Note: You may need to press the "detach" button to listen to the player! Happy birthday Jessica Mellott 9/27!! You can click here to listen to thetest broadcast. Sorry it's choppy. I'm going to look into that.!My show appears on nowlive to the left of Adrianne Curry's faceThe chat room explodes on the test broadcast. Here's intern Hristomir to bake me a potato.Update: Chantelle may not make it for September 30 based on possible recording schedule conflicts. WCRB extends its thanks to Chantelle for offering to appear.New fubar lounge created:Statements made from the

Fallen Angel
Current mood: angry,hurt,sad... Listening to:Already Over Pt2 by Red Why is it people do the things they do?Lead you along,make u feel so good about yourself and everything and then when u arent paying attention they turn around and say something stupid?Especially when they know u'll find out about it? Im so sick of trying to get close to someone,actually succeeding and they turn around and do something stupid...I started liking this guy a lot,and he finally told me he wanted to date me..Well when i wasnt around he goes and tells someone else he wants to go see another girl and try to date her right after he just told me he wanted me!Wtf man....If u really didnt want me or want me in any way,u shouldve said something to me..Not lead me on...Definitely not go and say something like that...I dont know if i really want an explanation or just leave it alone..I hate the fact i was crying because of that,and i hate the fact i feel like i was fucked with..im so angry and hurt right now.

Please Help Level!
My Fu-Sis needs your help, She doesn't have much to go. I am hoping She can get some help, I rated everything She has..... So please stop by her page and show her some fu-luv. While your there add her fan her. She is one heck of a nice gal that you would be glad to call a friend. So stop by and give her some some love today. If your an ICP fan your in luck because so is she, so come rate this today. Naughty Lette (juggalo mafia) SexyRicans R/L GF@ fubar She has 1,456 Points to go! to hit Rockstar

A Quote!
I read this quote about a month ago on a church bulliton board That I pass every day. I find myself reading this everytime, I guess it just makes since when you think about it and its got me putting things in perspective in a couple areas of my life, so here it is, let me know what you think. "Don't let yesterday take up to much of today".

Blackeys Tonight
Come out and see GITM, State of Konfusion, and Ashes of Eden!! Come and have a shot with GITM!! Tomorrow night during the show, be ready to do a GITM shot( LIQUID ICE ENERGY DRINK and JAGER) with us!! See ya at the show!!!! Here are directions, so no excuses! 3: Merge onto I-85 S toward ATLANTA. 7.9 miles Map 4: Take the SC-153 exit- EXIT 40- toward EASLEY. 0.2 miles Map 5: Keep RIGHT at the fork to go on SC-153 N. 5.5 miles Map 6: Merge onto US-123 S toward EASLEY. 27.8 miles Map 7: Turn LEFT onto US-123 BR / US-76 BR. 1.1 miles Map 8: Turn LEFT onto N CHERRY ST.

Acceptance
We should all be this accepting of others. The paragraph below was written by David Keirsey If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as r

Morals
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is g

5 Rules To Live By
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less

...angels...
. . My words are often, and now for sure, written with blood from my heart...!! . . . Some people are such people..... ...they don't go just through hell, when living heavy crisis....no!!!! ..they go for a amusing walk through hell...because..!!!! ...because they have been in a place worse than hell, cruel, dark and scary..... ....they have been on a place without love, respect...withouth warmth and understanding.... ...these people really can have fun, they make good party, they show true happiness, when you give them small signs of attention, getting wet eyes then...they really recocgnize true friendship and need it too... ..they look at you, how you are...if you are friendly, the look at you with warm eyes...if you are evil, you better go away........ ...their eye-look has some cracked angle....so watery...doomy...so as if they see the angels.... ..ooooooohhhh yes !!!! They ARE angels...the best and brightest ever... .

Tips For Gasoline Savings
My buddy Sidearm blogged this article this morning and I thought I would share it all with you as it appears to be something all of us could make good use of! Make sure to show him some love too! He's a great guy. (D) New Gas Tips (Every penny counts). I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline....Here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gal.. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity Of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried

Breast Cancer
Both Men & Female Be Aware A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 * Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10

How To Fix Your Nsfw Pixs Back To Private
PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures How to fix it go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!!

My First One
Well this is my first blog pretty much ever and I hope no one spends too much time reading it cause I warn you I have nothing interesting to say. I really just wanted to try and post a blog and see how it worked. I promise i will have some more witty comments to includeon future installments.

I Have Entered An Online Karaoke Contest ... Help Me Out And Vote For Me If You Can ! ( Contest Ends October 1st, 2007 )
The contest ends on MOnday, October 1st, 2007 "JUST BECAUSE SHE LIVES THERE " Vote for me on Bix.com! "PLEASE " Vote for me on Bix.com! " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM " Vote for me on Bix.com! I realize some of you don't like country music, but hey .. I do... so yeah LOL And here are a few other entries I made to the contest ( rock and pop styles ) " LEVON " Vote for me on Bix.com! " ANGELS WOULD FALL " Vote for me on Bix.com! " BETTE DAVIS EYES " Vote for me on Bix.com! " AT THIS MOMENT "

My List Is Getting Too Cluttered Again
ALRIGHTY! HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVEN BOTHERED TO "READ" MY PROFILE??? ANYONE??? ANYONE??? NOW! SEEMS THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU ON MY LIST THAT JUST SIT THERE DAY AFTER DAY AND SAY NOTHING TO ME. EVEN AFTER I RATE ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU. NO, I DON'T EXPECT TO BE BOMBED BACK, BECAUSE I AM DOING IT ON MY OWN ACCORD. HOWEVER, WOULD A SIMPLE COMMENT SAYING "HAVE A NICE DAY" OR "THANKS FOR THE RATES" BE ALL THAT MUCH TO ASK???? OR EVEN A SHOUT WHEN YOU SEE I AM ON???? HERE'S THE DEAL FOLKS! I WILL BE DOING A MASS DELETING ON MONDAY OCTOBER 1ST AT PRECISELY NOON, CST. IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU BY THEN, I WILL ASSUME YOU NO LONGER WISH TO REMAIN ON MY LIST! AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS THIS BULLETIN...JUST GOES TO SHOW ME THAT YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION EITHER! THOSE OF YOU ON MY FAMILY LIST NEED NOT EVER WORRY ABOUT BEING DELETED. THERE IS A SPECIAL REASON WHY YOU ARE THERE! WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD SOMEONE TO THEIR LIST WITHOUT READING THEIR PROFILE ANYWAY??

Bum Week
Well I had a pretty bum week. SIGH! BUT it is FRIDAY and I have a fully planned weekend ahead of me and I plan to have a good time. No one and I mean no one is gonna piss me off or I just may have to punch them in the nose. I know I am way to nice to do that but hey it sounded good. lol Anwyas thought I would blog because well I am at work and bored outta my mind. I am gonna start lookin for another job because this one is starting to blow! Well bye for now Xenia

Random Stuff...
I'll be at Rocky Horror(with live cast!) at the Naro on Colley Ave in Ghent tonight!! If you have never seen the live show ,Halloween is the best time to come!!!!There will be Two shows , 1 at 7pm and 1 at 9pm, :a Rocky Horror costume contest(Rocky costumes only), special pre-shows, and thee Underware run(where else can you run around in your underware ,In public ,and Not get arrested?) ..You never know Whats gonna happen at Rocky.........the shows are early tonight so you still have time to go out and party afterwards......Hope to see You there!!!!!! Don't forget, It's Rocky Horror at the NARO on Colley ave in Ghent ,two shows Halloween night 7pm and 9pm. Special pre-shows , a Rocky Horror costume contest And thee Underware run.....Ya never know Whats gonna happen at Rocky ..and remember what does happen at Rocky stays at Rocky ...... So let your freak flag fly and I'll see you there!!!!!! So I just got on here a day or two ago,(still trying to figure out how to navigate this site*) a

Thank You
I'd like to give a big thank you to "Once I Met You I Let Go" for getting me this 1 month VIP access. Shes such a doll. Please Rate/Fan and add her especially if I have helped you out in the past. Once i met@ fubar A Big Thanks, Hugs, Kisses and Luv to ~~Golfer Chick~~ for always helping me out giving me tickers and today donating her Winnings from a contest for a 30day VIP to me. Please show her some luv if you have time by rating and fanning her. She will hit you back Im sure. Thanks Babe!!! Pierre ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar

Beginings Of Somthing
WE are all so desprate for love So willing to give it for free Just for one touch Where should we be? We stand in a crowded room Feeling so alone Drinkin our fears away But only for a day Touch me, touch me now I want to know how How it feels How it feels To be loved Lets not play this way I hate guessing games Sorry hun, I don't remember your name What was it again?? See they all come and go But i don't think they know How it feels How it feels To be loved Sorry babe I got to run But just befor I go I need to know Do you know how How it feels To be loved SOrry i can't show you Ya see I'm out to have fun I get my love My lovin on the run But if you'd like Oh Darlin I can take you Take you to my room Baby I will show you Yea, show you how it feels How it feels to loved Yea, Loved on the run.. Now Baby don't you cry It was all in good fun I told you I get my Lovin My lovin on the run See they come and go And now

New And Ready Rule
Just an Update everyone because it's the most commonly asked, How I'm doin so far. Well I drove down in my chevy impala from Watertown NY to Orlando Fl. Just my kid, the dog and I with only the stuff that I could pack into it. My sis helped me find a very reasonable and wonderful community to move into which was ready for me when I arrived. The trip down was such and adventure seeing all the different towns and cities as I passed through them. I really enjoyed it a lot. I couldn't bring my bike with me so I left it with my bestfriend and will get it in the summer when I go back to visit. So far I haven't made too many friends yet but everyone I've met so far seems really nice. Only time will tell on who sticks and who doesn't. I still haven't figured out yet on how i'm going to manage school and work full time because the field I want to study requires a lot of hands on. For those who don't know I want to study Mechanical Engineering. Getting back to what I really love is very i

Ahhhhh!!!pulls Hair Out...
OMG I lost my granny's wedding ring in my back woods. I was going back there to untangle my brother's dog when I almost fell and grabbed a loose branch and the ring slid right off my finger. I have tried and tried to find it and I cant:(

Things I Write
A long time ago our kind forsaken by god lived in the darkness the shadow of this world but in peace. Over 1000 of years unaware that times where changing One day while we been sleeping till night arrived, we were attacked, many of our enemy and us had there loses. Now we are in eternal war with the living. As we walk in the shadow of the night we will hunt you and revenge the nameless sisters and brothers. Pain we do not feel but hate rules! as long as our kind exists we will hunt you down. Fear we do not have and hate will give us strength Revenge the nameless can't have, our hate will be the revenge for the ones we lost. Our clan is our kind together we will drink your blood, feed on what keeps u alive till darkness overcomes the earth and we shall rule again. By D.R MY LOST SOUL Autumn mornings (my lost soul). Almost soundless just the crows upon the sky Watch them, ...see how they fly This feeling is just right Fills m

Random B.s
If you like country music, and in particular Rascal Flatts, their new cd 'Still Feels Good' is excellent as expected. Listening to it today and there is not a bad song on it. :P It's awesome. :-) A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. She became

Baby
I made the call today to find out what the results were for my tests I've been having done. I was hoping for good news and thought that everything was going to be fine, but instead I got the bad news. I was informed that I completely aborted the baby. This is now my 4th miscarriage. Third in a row, had one in December of 2004, one in March of this year and one now. I'm not taking it very well to be totally honest. I don't know how I'm gonna get through this. I just want to curl up and sleep and never wake up. I wanted this baby so bad and to find out that I lost another baby is like losing another piece of me. I feel so empty and feel like I have no answers for anything that's going on with me. I don't understand why this keeps happening. Anyway, if you have my yahoo feel free to try and reach me on there. If not I'm sure I'll check my fubar from time to time, but I'm not sure I'll feel like talking much for a while. I'm not really up for talking or anything. I am sti

Life
You know, I sit and read some of the blasts. Over half of the ones I have seen are for people on their birthday from a friend. I guess that people just don't really give blasts to their friends at other times much. I wonder why. I have given out several to my friends just because. Oh well. Such is life! Well, I am living life in Big Spring. Have a decent job for the area. Looking for a new place to live right now. Have given up all hope of ever finding anyone again. But such is life. Kids need me more anyway. I turn 36 tomorrow. Not really sure how I feel about it yet. Seems weird. I remember when my dad turned 36. I was 12 and life seemed so much different back then. Oh well. Anyway, take care and may you find all that you look for in life. Weldon

Hey
http://www.nick.com/turbonick/index.jhtml?extvideoid=66887 please watch this video it is about autism/aspergers HI my name is Amanda Favors. I am a mother to 2 boys of my own. I just got married to the guy I have been living with for five years. We have now been married for 4 mo. I have always wanted to adopt or foster care kids. I really would like to have special needs kids. My children are also special needs children. Jospeh is 9 and has arnold chiari malformation, bipolar level 2 , adhd, asthma, migraines. Devin is 7 and has explosive/pdd/autism/aspergers. I homeschool both of them. I decided to writethis today b/c of my church. The bulletin had something about Texas wanting christian families to adopt/foster kids of abuse. I would really like so help finding out how to go about doing the process. Please any info would be greatly appericated i have internet again finally oh it has been 4 months since jesse and i got married

Dont Be A Stranger"""""""
OK TO ALL MY FUBAR FREIND'S SENCE I REALLY CAN'T GET ME A BLAST, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO YA''' ALL IAM ASKING EVERYONE IS TO RATE ME , FAN ,ME AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT , SO AS YOU CAN SEE I NEED THE HELP, LIKE YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO CHEAK ME OUT . THANK'S EVERYONE 4 YOU TIME AND HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW FREINDS THERE LOLOLOL!!!! LOVE YOUR GRIL SWEET LOVE

Paul Harvey
Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have Missed the boat but this group isn't one of them. A first grade school Teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented Each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and Asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to Believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 1st graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses...... ..... Until they stop running. 2. Strike while the......... ......... ......... . Bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...... ......... Daylight Saving Time. 4.. Never underestimate the power of ............ ........ Termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but......... ......... ...... How? 6. Don't bite the hand that........ ......... ......... . Looks dirty. 7.. No news is.....

Funny Statements
These Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos from around the country: "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through" "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.

Make Your Own Air Freshner That Is Safe For The Environment.
THIS WILL HELP YOU SAVE SOME MONEY- MIX 1-2 DROPS OF HOLISTIC AROMA'S BERGAMONT ESSENTIAL OIL WITH 12-16 OUNCES OF WATER AND POUR INTO A SPRAY BOTTLE...SHAKE MIXTURE WELL-THEN LIGHTLY MIST (DON'T OVER SPRAY) AS YOU WALK OUT OF EACH ROOM. P.E.A.C.E.

Never To Late
Ya kno wat ppl it aint ever to late to sit there and finish your education look at me im 18 takin my GED so if you havent finished get your ass up and go and finish. Something else its never to late for is to forgive. Forgive ppl for there stupid mistakes and mess ups were only human. we all make mistakes so dont hold grudges. 1 last thing if someone comes and asks for your help then help them cuz it might juss mean there life juss 2 weeks ago my friend lost her friend to suicide and the friend went to one of her other friends and asked to talk and asked for help and the friend said no and now she is dead. So help ppl if they need it we dont need no more deaths and no more ppl gettin hurt. Plz listen to this and the next time someone askes for your help then help them cuz i know i wouldnt want someone to commit suicide and i coulda done something to help them.

Women Anger Me... Lol
ok i just have to get this off my chest.... why is it that when a women changes her mind everything is suppose to be in the world... yet if a male changes his mind ohh all hell will break loose if women dont agree with it... i dont fuckin get it... is this some sort of payback for the "double standard"?? the double standard being if a girl sleeps around she's a whore, but if a male does it's just accepted by society... i just dont get it though... no matter who you are if you make plans fuckin keep them.. dont change your mind and leave people hanging... tired of that shit... No offence to any females out there... but damn girls make up your mind and keep it that way... you all change your thoughts and plans more then you do your clothes... anyways... if any females can prove me wrong on this then by all means i'm open to listen... till then i think i'll just become a monk and leave in peace...........................

James
ALL MEN THIS REAL FUCK BULL SHIT NOW FUCK STASH WTF HE FUK JERK BOY IF EVER EVER SEE ONE FUCK UP EVER THING HERE IS BULL SHIT IC JERK BOY DID NT GET RATE BACK YET HE DOSE BEST AT SITE MESSUP LIKE ALL DOSE FREAK JERK OFF LIKE SAID BE4 NEED TWO GET SOME ONE IN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DO WITH THE SITE GET JERK BOY OUT THERE i ask some one 4 hlep but guess he too busy jack meat off ur most be play with self why cant hlep me never ask him 4 any thing he can rite too hell

Sipping Vodka
As of the 21st of October 2007 all cell phone numbers have been released to telemaketing companies and you could start to recieve telemarketing calls from your cell phone and as you know these calls will go against your minutes and could end up costing you money. To prevent this call the following # from your cell phone and this will put you on the do not call list for 5 years. You must call from the phone that you wish to block. It takes just a minute and it could save you alot of headaches. ....888-382-1222.... or go to www.donotcall.gov PASS THE WORD SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – This was meant to be a chain letter but I thought it was funny so I wanted to share it with everyone. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to g

Dont Try It
if i catch you in my family albums at any point, you WILL be fucking blocked immediately. don't fucking do it and show some fucking respect until this bullshit is over. are we clear? edited to add, i AM checking the recently viewed list, so not rating will NOT fucking save you.

Roaming Free
To roam this Earth As only an animal can Would be a wondrous joy For one to experience To be Freed from The problems and worries Of the Human kind Oh what a joy! To roam the forest and woods As only a Wolf can To be freed from all other binding ties Save from true Nature To see through a wolves eyes To smell through a wolves nose To feel the soft brown or black soil Between the soft padding on the paw Oh what a joyous feeling To be uncaged and free Roaming this beautiful green Earth As only a wolf can! wrote 9/28/07

Dance With The Moon
What a joyous feeling To be free in the night skies In the glow of the full moon To rejoice in the nights beauty To feel the moons Happiness As you join her in the dance The cool night wind Blowing through your hair As you dance the moon dance Rejoice with the Goddess The Mother of all that is Night For she calls her children tonight I go to be with the Goddess As all her children should As she shines the brightest on this night To the skies I shall go tonight To be One with the Goddess The Mother of the Night. wrote 9/28/07

Thank You!!!!! Pls Read :)
Hey guys, I blocked 16 people today, and if you happen to know one of them and they say they did nothing wrong "they're just pictures" feel free to tell them it's a lack of respect... for those of you that avoided my family albums through this: THANK YOU sooooo much, i really do appreciate it and love you all for it... and an extra special thanks to Ghost (he'd be the bigass picture on my profile page) for the VIP that allowed me to take down my albums for now and bring them back up when things are fixed.... you should all visit him and show him some love too because if not for him, you guys would be getting NO MORE PICS until someone else got me one ;) so go give him some lovins :p love you guys :) Sin

Slowly Fading
Silently she sits there Listening to everyone As she herself Starts to Fade away Being a friend to all Helping all that cross her path But who is there to help her? When silently she cries in the Dark? Crying Blood red Tears From wounds deep within her Soul That no one has ever known of For fear of being considered Broken Being of Broken Spirit Has the Inner Light Fading So as there is nothing left But Blood Red Tears and Darkness Silently the Darkness consumes her As she fades away into Nothingness With Blood Red Tears streaming down her face As her Inner Light is Destroyed. wrote 9/28/07

Mark
OK SO ME AND MARK STARTED TALKING ALONG TIME AGO ABOUT A YEAR WELL THINGS WAS GREAT COULDN'T GET NO BETTER AT THIS TIME WE WASN'T DATING JUST TALKING AND BECOMING CLOSER WE I LOST CONTACT WITH HIM UNTIL 2 MONTHS AGO HE CAME BACK IN MY LIFE WE I HAD ASKED HIM IF HE FOUND SOMEONE YET HE SAID NO SO I WAS SO HAPPY AND AT THIS TIME WAS SINGLE AND DIDN'T HAVE NO ONE SO I ASKED HIM OUT CAUSE WE BOTH KNEW HOW WE FELT ABOUT ONE ANOTHER WELL HE SAID YES WE BECAUSE A COUPLE AND WAS VERY HAPPY WELL WE MADE PLANS TO MEET WELL THE WEEKEND WE WAS TO MEET WELL MY GRANDMOTHER PASSED SO I HAD TO GO TO ALABAMA HE UNDERSTOOD THAT SO WE MADE PLANS AGAIN WELL I STARTED BLEEDING AND HAD TO BE RUSHED TO THE ER OK WELL HE THINKS IM LIEING TO HIM ABOUT ALL OF THIS AND I NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM AND I DID AND STILL DO BUT U KNOW WHATS HARD I TRY TO TALK TO HIM AND ALL I GET CALLED IS A LIER I DONT KNOW WERE I WENT WRONG I HAD NO WAY TO CALL HIM EXCEPT THE NUMBER HE CALLED ME ONCE FROM ON MY CALLER ID AT HOME SO WH

Magical World
In the twilight of the night There is a place where Magic is born In between the Worlds of sleep and wake This is a place where Magic exist In the twinkle of a Childs eye In the twinkle of the stars Time stands still within this place Where Magic is born and resides What a wondrous joy it is To be a Part of this place Where anything and everything can happen If One only believes in the Magic that lives here Losing that Faith and Belief Of this Magical Wonderland Leaves you Dead and Empty Deep inside your now Darkened Soul. wrote 9/28/07

Firebirdsrealm
well what can i say,i got huge friends and fan lists and i got a lounge but does any of you visit and join NO,well tells me its all about scoring on this site,bout time you so called friends helped your friends out or guess il have to start deleting and stop rating yr stuff too eh,takes 2 to tango as they say..lounge is for your enjoyment as well as mine,so come check it out,or guess the delete button gets overtime dj-firebird come on everyone in my list,come check us out,good chat and nice people,music from the 80s and beyond,sit back and relax,spare a few mins to show your support to dj-firebird and her friends http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10001# dj-firebird COME & CHECK OUT THE GREAT NEW LOUNGE THATS {{{{{{{{{{{ FIREBIRDS REALM }}}}}}}}}}}} YOU WANT TO HERE THE BEST JUST CHECK OUT DJ- FIREBIRD JUST CLICK ON ANY PIC & YOUR THERE

Scum
Apparently in light of the Fubar mess up my private phtos were available to all, and this guy decided to copy and paste them nd is now using them as comments...If he is on your list make sure you remove him. Hes even downrating everyone too. What a piece of work. Make sure you guys get rid of the jerk off, and if anyone knows what I can do to report him or get him deleted please let me know..Thanks Hugs and Kisses He is a loser King of Spade@ fubar

Sandra Latner
Calvin Latner RIP My dad died 12/23/2004 You've been everything to me: a father, Teacher, playmate, model, conscience, friend. Sometimes I'm not certain why you bother, If your feelings on my words depend. I know I haven't been the child I should: Far from it, and I really can't say why. I know exactly what I'd label good, But in the real world something goes awry. Underneath my actions there is love, Gratitude, respect, and admiration. Sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking of, But I thank God you're in for the duration. I'm sorry, sorry for the things I do, But im glad you where my Dad You gave me life and love and i will never for get this I will always Love and miss you Dad it been two years since my mom past away i love you mom and miss you this is for you Sandra Latner How much I love you I can't say: It's more than words can hold. You're all at once my rich, red clay, My potter and my mold. Yours the words that shaped my voice, The spirit

5 Diamonds In The Rough, Some Leveling Love Needed...
This is a pimpout and leveling blog for some of the hardest working women on fubar who always help others, and are very nice people to know. Without further delay, here are my 5 picks of the day... Ladyneptune She's made me so many things, and I can't even begin to say all the other ways she's helped me grow as a person. Ladyneptune ~ Kingdom of Wolves~@ fubar Phantom Strangegirl She just got out of the hospital. Won't you show her some love and maybe a care package comment? ***PhantomStrangeGirl***((((ZOMBIE NECROTIC BOMBERS)))) ***VerysickjustgotoutofHOSPITAL****@ fubar PaganChild She came to hellp me out in a pinch, and her giving personality won me over in time! ~Paganchild1979~ Independent Family@ fubar Pattie Just me A long time friend, and someone that works hard to help others, with sometimes little or no help returned. She's a saint among us. Pattie ~ME JUST ME ~CLUB F.A.R.~@ fubar

Bush In Primary School
GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND THIRD,WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE? OH THAT,S RIGHT.......... QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION? A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE? I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GOR

In Loving Memory Of
NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.... If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be than

Consumer Alert: Popular Air Fresheners Found To Contain Toxic Chemical
by Mike Adams A test of air freshener products recently conducted by the Natural Resources Defense Council found that 12 out of 14 popular air freshener products contained a chemical known to be harmful to the health of humans. Phthalates, known to cause reproductive problems and hormone disruption in humans, were found in virtually all air freshener brands, including several Walgreens-branded air fresheners that the popular retailer has now pulled off its shelves. Neither the FDA nor the EPA conducts any safety testing or spot checking of toxic chemicals in air freshener products. Essentially, consumers could be exposed to any number of toxic airborne chemicals from air freshener products, with no warning whatsoever. The safety of chemicals used in these products is utterly ignored by the FDA in much the same way that perfumes and cosmetic products containing cancer-causing chemicals are routinely ignored by the agency. The FDA makes virtually no effort to protect American cons

Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island